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No.15963
Murder Drones MainAnonymous
Image:172238852030.jpg(835kB, 2357x1466)V and J in Dronedash.jpg
Good day or night Friends.
As always, let's talk about Drones, Worker Drones, Disassembly Drones, OC Drones, Canon Drones, anything related to Murder Drones and the Threads, since it's so much fun!
I hope we have fun, but I don't need to hope that, we always have fun!
The alluring Booru: https://dronebooru.co
No.15966
Anonymous
Replies:>>15967>>15971
Image:172238871060.jpg(171kB, 868x1046)GOt-P0ZWMAEk9W8.jpg
>Kinger meets Nori
What happens?
No.15967
Anonymous
>>15966
From what I've seen about TADC (Pilot), Nori would probably feel apathetic while Kinger would have a panic attack
No.15970
Anonymous
I think DDs are pretty
No.15971
Anonymous
Replies:>>17781
>>15966
What would happen if Caine posses a drone body
No.15978
Anonymous
>>15977
The same reaction he has to Uzi getting taken over by the Solver
No.15979
Anonymous
Replies:>>15980>>15986>>15995
>Uzi is possessed by a Solver like demon that gradually takes over her body and seemly erases Uzi’s consciousness
How would N react to this?
No.15980
Anonymous
Replies:>>15982
>>15979
How is that any different from what happens in the actual show?
No.15982
Anonymous
>>15980
It won.
No.15985
Anonymous
Replies:>>15987>>15993>>16127
>U-U
>double U
>W
I’m figuring this out for the first time I kept just saying U dash U in my head
Also we are continuing the U-U talks in here?
No.15986
Anonymous
>>15979
>She’s gone… only I remain
>N-no, Y-You’re wrong
No.15987
Anonymous
Replies:>>15988
>>15985
Wait, really? Well, I guess I can't blame you, I was there when it was created, so I knew the joke from the start, probably wouldn't get it since I called them "/ju/ /ju/"
No.15988
Anonymous
Replies:>>15990
>>15987
NTA I was also there, it’s funny because their first name was actually W (as in V and V together making one drone because they’re twins) but since there was already a W drone people scrambled and landed on U-U to keep the W joke alive (UU)
No.15990
Anonymous
>>15988
Yeah! I remember that.
No.15991
Anonymous
Replies:>>15992
>U- has huge tits and no ass
>-U has no tits and a dumptruck derriere
>each is jealous of the other's assets
>they know they're jealous of the other's assets
>they try to rub it in each other's face by constantly teasing anon with their best feature
No.15992
Anonymous
>>15991
U-U SEXO… incest… Masterbation?
No.15993
Anonymous
Replies:>>15994
>>15985
I call them "yuyu" and Shamrock.
No.15994
Anonymous
Replies:>>15998
>>15993
Why shamrock? Also yuyu is an adorable pet name
No.15995
Anonymous
Replies:>>15997
>>15979
>Uzi is possessed by a oogi like demon that gradually takes over her body and seemly erases Uzi’s consciousness*
No.15996
Anonymous
Image:172239262970.jpg(43kB, 600x380)IMG_1827.jpeg
Cyn contaminates the water during the solver war with Cowvid in order to fuck with the last remaining humans
>After drinking the contaminated Solver cowvid water, B(Bonnie) over the afternoon quickly felt the effects as her already big tits ballooned out even farther along with her gut by just a little bit.
>J(Jane) drinking from her canteen heard the all too familiar sound of bellowing coming from Bs tent before begrudgingly walking over
>”Jjjj I think I might need some help” B called out, a smug smile already forming as a yellowish liquid was already leaking out
>”Jesus Christ B this is like the 3rd time!” J angrily replied “My hands are getting tired from all this”
>”Cmon we both know it’s fun, just come over here and help me already soldier” B was already taking off her soaked and slightly ripped jacket “I want to see if you can fit your entire mouth or not”
Solver is one sick pervert
No.15997
Anonymous
>>15995
>Uzi starts to act more Oogi like over the show
>Ultimate villain is just an Oogi dressed like Cyn who has no idea why it’s here and is feeding it’s very hungry (and large) Bugretta
No.15998
Anonymous
Replies:>>16000
>>15994
Shamrock from the Polynian robot toyline.
No.16000
Anonymous
Image:172239308939.jpg(43kB, 556x800)IMG_1830.jpeg
>>15998
Okay that makes sense, why is it that this hair makes everything so much cuter and smug
No.16001
Anonymous
Replies:>>16002>>16003>>16005>>16008>>16009>>16011>>16012>>16013>>16017>>16021>>16022>>16023>>16028>>16030>>16035>>16046>>16068>>16073>>16075>>16131>>16143>>16275>>16347>>16349>>16357>>16361>>16372>>16377>>16395>>16399>>16404>>16442
Image:172239424823.png(928kB, 1268x894)12 hour flight.png
Alright Anon. You've got a 12 hour flight from Earth to Copper-9 coming up.

Roll for your seat.

How do you fare?
No.16002
Anonymous
Replies:>>16006
>>16001
>V isn't on the flight
It's shit. I'm just gonna get some tickets on Southwest instead.
No.16003
Anonymous
Replies:>>16004
>>16001
>No John
I’m jumping off this plane and also 0 is the only acceptable option
No.16004
Anonymous
>>16003
John is currently hiding in Janes suitcase to avoid being in 0
No.16005
Anonymous
Replies:>>16007
>>16001
Alright, I would be happy with a 0, 3, 8 or 9
No.16006
Anonymous
>>16002
I want some V too, but I'll take what I can get
No.16007
Anonymous
>>16005 (me)
I meant to say "the" not "a", fuck phoneposting
No.16008
Anonymous
Replies:>>16012>>16293
>>16001
Does plus4chan have a dice script?
No.16009
Anonymous
Replies:>>16010
>>16001
6 looks like hell
Jane is probably so sad because beretta is the only person she can talk to and is so far away
Anyways I’m choosing 1 that cop will protect me
No.16010
Anonymous
Replies:>>16016
>>16009
>I’m choosing 1
This isn't a democracy
Sit your ass down in 9 where you belong
No.16011
Anonymous
Replies:>>16014
Image:172239487564.jpg(60kB, 720x887)11231222.jpg
>>16001
https://www.calculator.net/dice-roller.html
I got an ace. Crap. Annoying front, annoying back, and close enough to Jane to smell her.
No.16012
Anonymous
Image:172239487968.png(11kB, 210x226)Spoiler image
>>16008
I do not know
>>16001
I just used a dice on google and this is an acceptable outcome
No.16013
Anonymous
>>16001
roll for jane so i can sex her
No.16014
Anonymous
Replies:>>16015
>>16011
I love the front
No.16015
Anonymous
Replies:>>16020
>>16014
I don't. Fuck em.
No.16016
Anonymous
Image:172239497692.jpg(33kB, 201x250)IMG_1831.jpeg
>>16010
>9
No.16017
Anonymous
Replies:>>16019
>>16001
8 seems pretty safe, but why is the drone on the right furious looking?
No.16018
Anonymous
>Using one U's ass as a pillow while the other sits on your face
No.16019
Anonymous
>>16017
you are getting oogi in a booster seat eating mashed berries instead
No.16020
Anonymous
Replies:>>16024
>>16015
I do. I'll gladly fuck them.
No.16021
Anonymous
Replies:>>16031
>>16001
Rolled 3, I'm fine with that.
No.16022
Anonymous
Replies:>>16025
Image:172239542207.jpg(80kB, 1000x1000)(you).jpg
>>16001
>that image for Jane
No.16023
Anonymous
Replies:>>16027
>>16001
Sadly using the post number is not the best here
No.16024
Anonymous
Replies:>>16026
>>16020
U-U will mock your pp
No.16025
Anonymous
Replies:>>16029
>>16022
Glad you find it funny 'cause you will be at her side
No.16026
Anonymous
>>16024
That really doesn't matter when you are correcting them
No.16027
Anonymous
>>16023
I momentarily forgot I was on plus kek. I should've linked to a dice roll
No.16028
Anonymous
Replies:>>16031
>>16001
I want a 6
No.16029
Anonymous
Replies:>>16033
>>16025
Good, wrapping my arms around Jane and making her feel wanted as her cold body gets warmed by my body heat and she calls me B under her breathe
No.16030
Anonymous
Replies:>>16129
>>16001
>roll on a website
>5
hehe E hugs
No.16031
Anonymous
>>16021
>>16028 (me)
Right, gotta use a website. Let me check,
https://rolladie.net/roll-a-d9-die
I got a 3, not that bad I guess
No.16032
Anonymous
I like to think Oogi isnt just one Oogi but a whole hive of them swarming around one seat, hell theres probably a Hive inside the cushion
No.16033
Anonymous
Replies:>>16034>>16036
Image:172239590997.png(71kB, 671x373)Bonnie.png
>>16029
>and she calls me B under her breathe

How does it feel Janebros that no matter how much you love Jane you will never be her in Janes eyes
No.16034
Anonymous
Replies:>>16149
Image:172239608158.png(211kB, 805x1408)Spoiler image
>>16033
I am legally required to post full
No.16035
Anonymous
>>16001
I choose 3
No.16036
Anonymous
Replies:>>16038
>>16033
Honestly I just want to kill them both
No.16037
Anonymous
Replies:>>16039>>16041
I don't know why, but, for some reason, all the OCs I have or plan to write greens about are humans.
No.16038
Anonymous
Replies:>>16049
>>16036
Ones already dead so half of the work is done
No.16039
Anonymous
Replies:>>16044
>>16037
Gigachad human OC lover
No.16040
Anonymous
Replies:>>16043
John and his consequences have been terrible for the MD community
No.16041
Anonymous
Replies:>>16042>>16044
>>16037
Humies can't stop winning
No.16042
Anonymous
Image:172239654047.jpg(86kB, 1000x1000)61PObkEU71L._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
>>16041
>Humie
Get off the computer Oogi NOW
No.16043
Anonymous
>>16040
I love john, no homo
No.16044
Anonymous
Replies:>>16045
>>16039
Indeed.
>>16041
I already have Henry, but now, I want to make a Bounty Hunter style of OC who tracks down runaway drones.

I just have to make the coin flip on if they'll be as generally goodhearted as Henry or take another direction.
No.16045
Anonymous
Replies:>>16048
Image:172239676686.jpg(419kB, 954x936)oogi.jpg
>>16044
>Bounty hunter who tracks down drones
Dont get me wrong, do what you want with your OCs, but wouldnt a Disassembly Drone make more sense for this concept. A cowboy outlaw DD
No.16046
Anonymous
>>16001
Getting 0 and then putting my head in the lap of U- and my feet into the lap of -U effectively turning them into my bed
No.16047
Anonymous
Replies:>>16055>>16302
Image:172239734806.png(130kB, 700x490)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 35aec8a7830c8df2446f2665124af864.png
>In the timeline where Anon becomes U-U's FWB ("Fag" With Benefits) a peculiar thing occurs whenever sexytime comes around
>The U's will typically end up with (temporarily) polarized sexual dispositions, rendering one U as a 'Top' while leaving the other U to act as a 'Bottom'
>This dynamic leads to all sorts of 'interesting', diverse & otherwise memorable sexual escapades playing out

>Sometimes this plays out with Sub!U giving Anon the sloppiest of succ while Dom!U smothers his face with her own adapter
>Other times it plays out with Anon breeding each & every one of Sub!U's holes all while Dom!U commands/encourages the action from the sideline
>On occasions where U-U is REALLY down bad, Dom!U will simply ride Anon cowgirl style whilst Sub!U works her mouth & tongue juggling his testicles

>By the time everyone involved is properly tuckered out the U's are both equally clung tightly to Anon in blissful afterglow, equalizing out into their 'normal' bratty selves in short order
No.16048
Anonymous
>>16045
True, but, I envisioned this OC to primarily exist in some pre-plot AU.

One where private human owners of Workers or even larger companies who employ them might want a skilled tracker and retriever who can bring their drone back in one solid piece.

They would indeed be heavily displaced in the actual main Copper 9 plot though. Maybe that could play into their character? The Bounty Hunter having only hunted and brought drones back to what is likely the same abuse they ran away from only for the Bounty Hunter to be surrounded by nothing but drones, forced to live with the guilt of having made his paychecks off furthering their suffering, even if indirectly.

Or maybe I'm just going on a bit of a schizoid tangential rant and there isn't as much potential for complexity as I thought. Either way, I must vomit out more writing and greentexts. Such is my way.
No.16049
Anonymous
Replies:>>16054
>>16038
I'm gonna resurrect B and kill her
No.16050
Anonymous
Replies:>>16051>>16052>>16057
Image:172239765057.png(1.29MB, 1065x1198)1709755249212162.png
Which horrid literature that would scare the solver?
No.16051
Anonymous
>>16050
My Human x Solver fanfic that is 20 chapters long and has author's illustrations.
No.16052
Anonymous
Replies:>>16053
>>16050
Something about the indomitable human spirit.
No.16053
Anonymous
Replies:>>16056
>>16052
Does this imply that the Solver's worst nightmare is not being able to dominate a human.
No.16054
Anonymous
Replies:>>16060>>16549
>>16049
>Resurrect B in front of Jane
>Put her down again in front of Jane
Cyn get off the computer
No.16055
Anonymous
>>16047
Gigabased green
No.16056
Anonymous
>>16053
Yep. The Solver is an entity of entropy. It fears the indestructible.
No.16057
Anonymous
Replies:>>16058
Image:172239825800.png(19kB, 697x492)oogi.png
>>16050
No.16058
Anonymous
>>16057
Can I fee the oogi steak and attempt to make them normal drone size through a high protein diet.
No.16059
Anonymous
Replies:>>16107
Image:172239863317.jpg(94kB, 988x1084)172238838605.jpg
>Murder Drones Swap Au + vampire au
> V is a human and Thad is a vampire
>Thad is ordered to breed with a captive V
How would it turn out?
No.16060
Anonymous
Replies:>>16061
Image:172239875566.png(474kB, 598x600)1699563370769373.png
>>16054
I'm not Cyn
No.16061
Anonymous
>>16060
wheres that one image where hes in the gala?
No.16062
Anonymous
Replies:>>16064>>16066>>16106>>16163>>16165
Image:172239930770.png(906kB, 3667x2139)Uzi Doorman meets the G-Man.jpg
>"My employers believe that you can be an invaluable asset to them despite your... 'condition"
No.16063
Anonymous
It might be time for a Vault the Bounty Hunter green.
No.16064
Anonymous
Replies:>>16065
>>16062
Oh shit, this is good
No.16065
Anonymous
>>16064
Not mine unfortunately
Found it on Twitter a few days ago
No.16066
Anonymous
Replies:>>16067
>>16062
I feel like this would be such an awesome concept to be expanded upon.
No.16067
Anonymous
Replies:>>16139
>>16066
Uzi having to fight the Combine while also having to deal with being a puppet to two separate alien beings is neat
No.16068
Anonymous
Image:172240111685.png(1.63MB, 2304x2160)sdkfjlsdkjflwejrio.png
>>16001
Ummm...rolling?
No.16069
Anonymous
Replies:>>16070>>16071>>16072>>16074>>16079>>16319
Image:172240137513.png(399kB, 1000x1300)J does a prank.png
J decided to pull a little silly on john
No.16070
Anonymous
Replies:>>16072>>16074>>16079
Image:172240140501.png(225kB, 1300x814)J socks at doing pranks.png
>>16069
Damn j fucking sucks at doing pranks
No.16071
Anonymous
Replies:>>16141
>>16069
I don't get it.
Is Cyn possessing John?
No.16072
Anonymous
>>16069
>>16070
I mean J did technically succeed at making John laugh
No.16073
Anonymous
>>16001
>Rolled 0 as I wanted
Sweet suffering awaits.
9 is the perfect row, though.
No.16074
Anonymous
>>16069
>>16070
J is fucking stupid
No.16075
Anonymous
Image:172240307025.jpg(50kB, 1080x1165)hope lies in the skeleton.jpg
>>16001
Was hoping for 1 or 9, but this is fine too.
No.16076
Anonymous
Replies:>>16078>>16082>>16211
Image:172240358618.png(61kB, 448x448)1702116139294588.png
>take my bugretta from her shoebox bed for some social time
>she feels heavier than usual, I give her head a rub and call her a good girl, praising her for eating all her food
>put her on the couch in front of the tv and turn on Deep Space 9
>I grab some of the more well-behaved oogis from her hive (I paint them with numbers to keep track), and scatter them on the couch
>the waste no time in rubbing bugretta with their limbs, patting her and calling her 'good boog', and wiping their scent on her
>I sit beside her and rub her back just the way she likes
>she starts purring, her body rumbling as she enjoys the pampering
>say nothing as the episode plays out, just keep petting her
>from prior experience, I know she'll give me honey soon
>I throw some bread in the toaster I keep beside the couch for just these occasions, bugretta sniffs the air and wiggles as the smell of bread-turned-toast fills the room
>the climax of the episode is approaching- that means it's honey spewing time soon
>I lower my toast in front of her mouth, ready to spread her delicious golden honey on my breakfast
>suddenly, bugretta sprouts two arms and grabs my toast
>"Thanks, dude," she says as she takes a bite of my food
>my face turns beet red as I realize I've been tricked again- this isn't the first time Beretta's pretended to be my precious bug
>the oogis are similarly shocked and start attacking the pretender, their limbs bouncing harmlessly against Beretta's metal frame
>I pick up Beretta by the scruff of her hoodie and throw her from the window into the herb garden outside
>"Same time tomorrow?" she asks
>I slam the window shut in her face
>the lengths some drones will go to get some parental affection, ridiculous
>the oogis and I search the house high and low to find where the fiend placed our bugretta
>I find her in the dark cupboard licking at a now-empty butter dish, her beady eyes blinking at the intrusion of light
>I place bugretta back in her hive, much to the relief of her oogis
>despite my better judgement, I give the oogis a loaded revolver
>oogis have an disturbingly innate ability to operate human-sized firearms as crew-served weapons
>I tell them they know what to do if that Beretta ever shows up again
No.16078
Anonymous
Replies:>>16080
>>16076
>Beretta potentially being killed by miniature version of her mother
In a fucked up way it seems strangely poetic
No.16079
Anonymous
Replies:>>16095
Image:172240436866.jpg(298kB, 754x486)ImsurethiswontcauselikePTSDornothin.jpg
>>16069
>>16070

Cyn more like CYAPn
No.16080
Anonymous
Replies:>>16081>>16083
>>16078
>Beretta gets shot six times by the Oogi artillery squad
>She requires organic material to repair herself
>You wake up in the middle of the night and catch her cooking hot dogs on your stove
No.16081
Anonymous
>>16080
>HEY YOU HUNGRY HOME INVADER
No.16082
Anonymous
>>16076
I'm gonna throw the oogis in a decompression chamber.
No.16083
Anonymous
Replies:>>16084>>16085>>16086
>>16080
>Beretta requires genetic material to regenerate
You know something, this has potential for some good body horror. Imagine if Beretta's screen popped off and underneath it was a mass of eyes
No.16084
Anonymous
>>16083
Eyes you say?
Bloodborne Soundtrack OST - Micolashyoutube thumb
No.16085
Anonymous
Replies:>>16087
>>16083 (me)
What if her regen was somewhat uncontrollable? What if it was just masses of flesh that regrew forcing Beretta to chop it off and replace with the proper Drone parts? Like a weird crab shell of some sort? What if her teeth weren't made of metal like the other Drones but actual enamel
No.16086
Anonymous
>>16083
That was the idea behind Bugretta (Her solver form) where organic bug eyes would sprout from behind the screen lol
No.16087
Anonymous
Replies:>>16134
>>16085 (me)
What if she had actual organs and not synthetic ones, what if she bleeds real blood
No.16088
Anonymous
Replies:>>16089>>16093>>16098>>16134>>17788
Image:172240711302.png(104kB, 657x672)Eyeseeyou.png
>Did somebody turn off the lights? I need help I cant see anything...
No.16089
Anonymous
>>16088
>filename
Heh
No.16090
Anonymous
Image:172240734742.jpg(150kB, 1280x720)red in the blue.jpg
I've got a river running right into you
I've got a blood trail, red in the blue
Something you say or something you do
The taste of the divine

You've got my body, flesh, and bone, yeah
The sky above, the Earth below

Raise me up again
Take me past the edge
I want to see the other side
See the other side

You've got my body, flesh, and bone
The sky above, the Earth below

Raise me up again
Takе me past the edgе
I want to see the other side
Won't you show me what it's like?
Won't you show me what it's like?
No.16091
Anonymous
Image:172240738121.png(177kB, 515x295)plot armor.png
Oh, and my love
Did I mistake you for a sign from God
Or are you really here to cast me off?
Or maybe just to turn me on
'Cause these days
I would be lying if I told you that
I didn't wish that I could be your man
Or maybe make a good girl bad
No.16092
Anonymous
Image:172240741456.png(1.31MB, 1280x720)Cross My Heart, Hope To Die.png
I've got a river running right into you
I've got a blood trail, red in the blue
Something you say or something you do
The taste of the divine
You've got my body, flesh, and bone
The sky above, the Earth below
Nothing to say and nowhere to go
The taste of the divine
No.16093
Anonymous
>>16088
So grody, I love it.
No.16094
Anonymous
Replies:>>16096
Medieval AU

>It's been 5 minutes since you arrived at the regent Lady Cyn's fortress and Dame Louisa is already abusing the golem maids and butlers in the feasting room.
>Why couldn't the King send her daughter instead with you? She might have been small of body but you didn't need protecting.
>You were only a messenger but still by all means a trained man-at-arms.
>A golem butler clad in defusing armors enters the room.
>He walks right towards you.
>You take quick sips from the nanite wine you hadn't touched since you were too busy quibbling over Louisa's antics on the other side of the table.
>"We're ready for negotiations," says the golem.
>"W-With who?" You ask, breaking from your distractedness as you set your cup down.
>"Ser Ned."
>You sit up from your chair in sheer shock and surprise.
>"Champion N is here!?"
>The door to your right opens.
>"He is," a surprisingly gentle voice says.
>You turn and see a golem with yellow eyes and silvery white hair.
>"Sit, please. You must've had quite the journey here. Rest now. These halls and their servants are just as much yours as they are Lady Cyn's for the evening," N says.
>You sit back down, embarrassed not only by your outburst but the fact you called the Champion by his nickname---the one Louisa and Lady Tessa called him by after first hearing of his deeds.
>N sits opposite of you.
>You look to your left. Louisa is still arguing with a servant about the two of you staying there for the night in the most luxurious rooms they have to offer.
>"Forgive her ill manners," you say to the Champion sitting across you.
>"Oh?" N chuckles. "There's no need. She's right, you know. That message one of your squires gave us *was* pretty. . . let's just say complex."
>You're surprised the Champion speaks so relaxedly. It's like you're old friends and not professionals dealing in ending a potential war before it begins.
>"So it catches your eye?"
>"It does!" N says excitedly.
>He clears his throat.
>"It does," he says, trying to put on a more serious voice.
>"Splendid! Is the time ripe for discussion then?"
>"It would be, but the trip here must've been real long, right?" He's talking relaxedly again. You have no idea if he's trying to get your guard down or what, but it soothes you nonetheless.
>You nod.
>"Very long. Very, *very* long. I could use a massage and some more of this stuff if you have it," you say as you raise your cup and wink at the Champion.
>He looks almost giddy to be getting along nicely with you, wearing a chipper smile and an enthusiastic face.
>"Why not have them then?"
>"What?" You asked, confused.
>"You can't talk your best if you're tired. You should rest in the first real room you've had since you embarked. Oh, and. . . servants to bring you your wine and that tender care you wanted can be arranged too."
>You've traveled far across the lands in service to your kingdom's peoples, yet, never in your days had you ever gotten royal treatment from *golems* of all people.
>"Th-Thank you, but---"
>"Great!" N's already standing up, and, something commands you to stand too. Even Louisa's at attention. "Follow me, friend."

1/?

I have no idea why I made this but I feel very happy.
No.16095
Anonymous
>>16079
Glad to see that John & 'Nori' had plenty of time to bond!
No.16096
Anonymous
Replies:>>16097
>>16094
Well atleast it makes ya happy
No.16097
Anonymous
>>16096
Indeed. I hope it brings some entertainment to others as well.
No.16098
Anonymous
Replies:>>16099
>>16088
Kept trying to make this short and failing.
>It happened again
>Something about the universe hated Worker Drones, and horrific accidents plagued the outpost even without any major threats
>Beretta was not recovering gracefully from her latest injury
>Despite having so many eyes, she couldn't see a thing, and she kept choking out viscera
>It was usually more benign- you remember the time she came back mostly alright, save for a pair of cute moth antennae, and how you wished it happened that way every time
>You take her hand and whisper reassurance as you lead her to the bathroom and let her rest in the bathtub
>She recoils as she hears the sound of the electric butcher saw revving up
>"It always hurts so much..." Beretta says through mouthfuls of blood, "Give me a moment to prepare."
>Your hand holds hers again, and she clenches it tightly before nodding for you to begin your work
>No amount of preparation makes the severing of countless nerves easier on the both of you, and you can only be glad this room is soundproofed
>Once you're finished and have replaced her parts with the proper ones, the two of you are coated in gore, and you're holding the poor drone as she cries
>After some time, she's calmed down to sniffles and sobs, and you let her rest as you shovel the "waste" into bags and start washing the two of you off
>The two of you get dressed in clean clothes after the least enticing couple's shower ever, and you lay on the couch for tonight, unable to bring yourself to look at Beretta
>She walks over to your side anyway
>"...Thank you. I know how hard it is for both of us, but you're the only one I can trust to help me."
>You look at Beretta, the most important person in your life, giving you a weak smile, and the facade you so carefully built up breaks
>Now it's her turn to hold you as you cry
>You shouldn't have to hurt a loved one like this...
No.16099
Anonymous
>>16098
No worries, I love the longer greens here.

Especially ones like these. This was very gripping to read.
No.16100
Anonymous
Replies:>>16102
my tummy hurts and im having anxiety. i wanna cuddle with N on the couch
No.16102
Anonymous
Replies:>>16103>>16116
>>16100
Reach that level of imaginative delusion where you can feel his hands gently caressing your back.
It won't fill the void, it might actually increase it, but it feels nice to be able to lean back and vividly imagine cuddling a drone.
No.16103
Anonymous
>>16102
So you're saying that with this technique, I can finally be reunited with my beloved, Detective Worker Drone?
No.16104
Anonymous
Replies:>>16105
>You must create seperate meals fit for a Worker Drone and a Murder Drone
What do you make?
No.16105
Anonymous
Replies:>>16116
>>16104
I feed the Worker Drone metal shavings in a diesel reduction (their equivalent to spaghetti), wait until they're full and asleep, and then use them as the meal for the Murder Drone.
No.16106
Anonymous
>>16062
Oh shit, Uzi is now fighting the solver ex
No.16107
Anonymous
>>16059
I’ll assume Thad would try to be gentle or something but since V likely has her pre dd personality she would be terrified of out of her mind.
No.16108
Anonymous
Replies:>>16109
>Fun Late Night OC Facts: Henry is often the victim of mistaken identity, with some Drones hearing the name and immediately assuming him to be some sort of scientific butcher. This often results in eggs being thrown
No.16109
Anonymous
Replies:>>16110
>>16108
Oh, which Henry?
No.16110
Anonymous
Replies:>>16111
>>16109
The recent one.
No.16111
Anonymous
>>16110
Ah, I see.

Once living in the bunker doesn't pan out well enough, he'll probably try integrating himself, Yulta, and Leg into a proper colony.

Even if it takes a very long time to prove he's not a butcher and can help them.
No.16112
Anonymous
Replies:>>16113
Actually, now that I think about it, I really should try uploading the new Henry greentexts to the booru, right?

Just so they don't get lost to time.
No.16113
Anonymous
Replies:>>16114
>>16112
Yeah do it my man, but keep his name tag separate to the other henry
No.16114
Anonymous
>>16113
Oh definitely.

This Henry has an established surname (or at least one that takes precedent over anything else) so that should help in it.
No.16115
Anonymous
Replies:>>16117>>16123
Image:172241574977.png(99kB, 320x633)Заснемане.PNG
Guys is this canon?
No.16116
Anonymous
>>16105
clever anon
>>16102
well i already pretend my pillow is him, so im halfway there
No.16117
Anonymous
>>16115
Liam Vickers says so himself.
No.16118
Anonymous
Replies:>>16120
Image:172241654462.png(112kB, 329x644)Заснемане.PNG
No.16119
Anonymous
To be honest, I wonder what Liam Vickers would think seeing these threads, or how he'd react to all the greens we've written and the art that's been made.
No.16120
Anonymous
Replies:>>16121
Image:172241671687.png(97kB, 326x644)Заснемане.PNG
>>16118
Murder Drones is in fact not off-topic and /co/ mods suck dicks.
No.16121
Anonymous
Image:172241681164.png(97kB, 326x644)Заснемане.PNG
>>16120
Blown the fuck out.
No.16122
Anonymous
Replies:>>16140>>16143>>16250
Image:172241698276.png(504kB, 781x688)N waving.png
Got a little inspired by the medieval/fantasy drone posting and whipped this up real quick

>You push through the unwashed crowd. Your pack weighing heavily on your back
>After 6 full days of travel you had finally arrived in the capital, and it was about what you expected
>Massive hordes of people shuffling through the cobble paved streets. Shopkeeps hawking their wares to any passerby’s. Tired looking guards only keeping a loose lookout for any would be criminals
>There were even a group of dwarves, or “drones” as they preferred to be called
>Their short stature made would normally make them hard to spot through the masses. But their large glowing eyes and gleaming metal skin made drew a lot of attention
>Strange creatures they were. But it wasn’t good to underestimate them. Their small size packed some truly incredible strength, to say nothing of the quality of their armaments
>Not knowing much about the capital and looking for a place to rest. You decide to trail the small group of dwarves
>It’s likely that they were heading to one of the famed taverns that specialized in serving both dwarves and humans
>The crowed also seemed to naturally part around the group, so staying close behind them made it much easier to move through the packed streets
>Sure enough, your guess was right on the money. After a couple minutes of trailing them, you end up at a massive tavern that dwarfs the nearby buildings
>”The Cask and Crude tavern”
>Stepping inside, the place was massive. Both dwarves and humans filling the place
>The air was thick with the smell of both ale and that black sludge called oil, the dwarven drink of choice
>You grab a seat at one of the few empty tables and order a pint
>While you wait, you notice an old rugged looking man hobbling around the place
>He goes from table to table, presumably pestering them based on how they all shove him away
>Eventually he arrives at your table, grinning at you with his few remaining teeth
>”Care to hear some tales from the old world, lad? It’ll only a cost ye a copper!”
>A beggar, great
>You go to shoo him away like many a table before, but as you look over him, you notice a peculiar item hidden beneath his ragged clothes
>A metallic locket, emblazoned with three red letters “JCJ”, the final J stretching underneath the first
>Only place he could’ve found that was in ancient ruins
>Seems like he might know something after all
>You toss him a copper and he seems elated, immediately starting up a long winded speech
>”In ancient times, the world was ruled by JC-“
>”Yeah yeah, we’ve all heard the stories. What I’m interested in is where you got that artifact” You say, pointing at his locket
>”Ah, so you’re more interested in plundering the artifacts of the ancients, than their history” He says, tapping his fingers against the locket
>”This here was given to me by one of the dronefolk”
>”A dwarf?” You ask
>”Aie, but they prefer the term drone.” He corrects
>”See I used to be an adventurer, or rather, a mercenary. Spent a lot of time around the dronefolk and their mountains.”
>”If you think the castles of man are impressive, wait until you get a look at those underground drone fortresses, ‘outposts’ they call em.” He rambles
>”Get to the point” You press
>”I worked as a guard, for dronefolk caravans. Mostly doing trade between different dronefolk outposts”
>”Pay was good. Food was shite, had to hunt some food for meself somedays.” He chuckles
>”One day got a contract for some drone Thane. Convoy was massive and heavily armed. Thought it would be easy. No raiders would dare attack such a force” He continues
>”But it weren’t raiders that found us. Nay, it was an elf.”
>”Elves? You expect me to believe that nonsense?” You laugh
>”They’re real laddy” He says, his eyes darkening
>”It came at night. Looked just like a particularly bright star dancing through the night sky towards us” His tone deepens as he speak
>”Then fire rained from the sky without warning. You ever see a dronefolk black powder bomb in action? It was like a hail of em, coming down on us from the heavens.”
>”The drone Thane, the one I was supposed to protect, ended up losing both his legs as our carriage was blown to pieces by that elven magic”
>”I myself lost an arm” He says, pushing aside his ragged cloak and revealing just a stump
>”There was absolutely nothing we could do. So I did what mercenary’s do best; secured my own life, and my paycheck. Pulled that Thane and myself underneath the wreck of a carriage and hid till the carnage was over”
>”After a while, the magic stopped. All that was left was a few bleeding dronefolk cryin’ for help in the black stained snow”
>”But…”
>He looks deep into your eyes with an almost maddening look on his face
>”I managed to see it” He says
>”the elf”
>”It landed on the ground, just infront of the carriage me and the Thane were under”
>”Big horrid wings, long claws, bright glowing yellow eyes” He mutters
>He leans over to you, getting right up to your face
>”Don’t say this to any dronefolk…” he whispers
>”But that thing, the elf… it was a drone”
>”looked just like em, only bigger, taller”
>”I saw it feast on the bodies of the dead dronefolk. Could be that cannibalizing em gives them their powers”
>”I’ll never forget the sight. I stayed there underneath that carriage, dead quiet, watching it eat until it finally left”
>He backs away from your face and leans back in his chair
>”After that… Dragged the Thane back to his outpost, got rewarded by his father. With this.” He says tapping the JCJ artifact “The ancient magic within can tell the time, perfectly”
>”Decided to retire, not just because of the arm. I never want to go near those mountains again. I suggest the same to you. Things beyond comprehension still lurk this world, lad”
>With his tale done, you exchange a few basic pleasantries before retiring to a room for the night
>You don’t know if you believe everything of what he told you. But you figure that the world is a bigger place than you think
No.16123
Anonymous
Replies:>>16124
>>16115
What site is this?
No.16124
Anonymous
Replies:>>16125
>>16123
https://www.jazzvswaffles.com/
No.16125
Anonymous
Replies:>>16126
Image:172241856254.jpg(429kB, 720x1244)IMG_20240731_173542.jpg
>>16124
Thanks
No.16126
Anonymous
Image:172241992609.jpg(476kB, 720x1264)IMG_20240731_175818.jpg
>>16125(me)
This was a fun game
No.16127
Anonymous
>>15985
the proper pronounciation is obviously (you) (you)
No.16128
Anonymous
Image:172242128595.jpg(75kB, 760x754)president of jcjenson.jpg
>sir, the MDtards are getting rowdy for their webshow finale
>force Goose to draw the MCs and post it on xitter
>on that note, has Liam been fed his grinded-up monster teeth extracted from women housed in insane asylums?
>yes, sir
>excellent
No.16129
Anonymous
>>16030
>E removes her hat and she suddenly becomes a therapist for Phi as she rambled on about Y.
No.16130
Anonymous
Replies:>>16132
Image:172242190423.jpg(486kB, 769x1511)IMG_9112.jpeg
ANON NO
No.16131
Anonymous
Replies:>>16133>>16263
>>16001
> 0
natural order restored
> 1
"it's right behind me, isn't it?"
also sitting next to a cop
no good
> 2
Jane will probably pester you to be a relay to Beretta
skeleTessa will chat your ear off
> 3
hope...
> 4
OH GOD OH FUCK, ONE SIDED CROSSFIRE
and good luck using a phone or laptop btw, lemao
> 5
closest you can be to Beretta
but flanked by Y-Phi, which seems like trouble
E will keep you company, wether you like it or not
> 6
Wi-Fi again
now with added Oogi behind you, which is probably going to be hell
> 7
you can strongarm the Oogi to behave
and chat with the (hopefully) nice old lady
> 8
> Marcy and SD-L
ENTER
THE CUM ZONE
> 9
we love Harper
and you get to pet the cat
No.16132
Anonymous
>>16130
Holy it, he using civil protection
No.16133
Anonymous
>>16131
>> Marcy and SD-L
>ENTER
>THE CUM ZONE
I'd rather have a condom with those two.
No.16134
Anonymous
Image:172242269482.jpg(77kB, 887x1097)1507920117568.jpg
>>16087
> Beretta bleeds a mix of black and red

>>16088
>
No.16135
Anonymous
Replies:>>16136
Image:172242309739.jpg(452kB, 720x1248)IMG_20240731_185048.jpg
A worthy match
No.16136
Anonymous
Replies:>>16137
>>16135
......why is John naked?
No.16137
Anonymous
>>16136
Too blend in with his disguise...
No.16138
Anonymous
Image:172242372683.jpg(495kB, 720x1260)IMG_20240731_190035.jpg
I love this game, but hope it will generate MD characters well someday
No.16139
Anonymous
>>16067
> Uzi runs into Gordon
> throws a box at him
> gravitygun catch and launch it back
> goes back and forth for a while
> dog jumps between them and catches it
No.16140
Anonymous
Replies:>>16153
>>16122
I don't know why but I'm reminded of SMT 4 and how in that game the Kingdom of Nikado confused modern human tech for magic
No.16141
Anonymous
Replies:>>16142
>>16071
Not really possessing but more over able to see what he can see and talk through his mouth if need be. But physical movement he's in control including his thoughts. Sorta like a shitty version of possession but instead john just have a dumbass goober spewing zoomer slang in his head
No.16142
Anonymous
>>16141
So alternate universe where Cyn ended up in john head instead of beretta head?
No.16143
Anonymous
Replies:>>16152
>>16001
>>16122
How do you get those textboxes?
No.16144
Anonymous
Image:172242868521.png(17kB, 540x1104)F_1fIf4acAAR3an (1).png
No.16147
Anonymous
Image:172243067725.jpg(146kB, 1920x1080)GT0RBilXgAAg2PK.jpeg
Backsies for miss drones
No.16148
Anonymous
Replies:>>16151
Image:172243158171.jpg(92kB, 919x768)GTwRgVJXcAAsY1F.jpeg
No.16149
Anonymous
>>16034
Hot...
No.16150
Anonymous
Image:172243259931.gif(3.54MB, 200x356)1715220502050695.gif
Dancing Tessa
No.16151
Anonymous
Video:172243261413.mp4(1.28MB / 0:00:17 / avc1, 626x360)A-Train.mp4
>>16148
N about to loose another important person in his life
No.16152
Anonymous
Replies:>>16154>>16171>>16190
>>16143
Quests:

Kill 666 Disassembly Drones
Defeat an Elder Solverpede
Vanquish the Host of Outpost-9
Put #heroes in the name field
No.16153
Anonymous
Replies:>>16155
>>16140
I based it off a post in the previous thread which was talking about the Medieval AU just being a scenario where they lose all knowledge about tech and treat it as magic.
With Drones being similar to dwarves and DD's being elves.
No.16154
Anonymous
>>16152
Thanks
No.16155
Anonymous
Replies:>>16156
>>16153
I never saw that post
No.16156
Anonymous
Replies:>>16157>>16158
>>16155
This is the post that started all the talk about a medieval AU >>15590
No.16157
Anonymous
>>16156
Oh neat
No.16158
Anonymous
>>16156
It started before that, technically.
No.16159
Anonymous
Replies:>>16161>>16167>>16175
If DD's are elves and WD's are dwarves in this fantasy AU then what are Orcs?
No.16160
Anonymous
Replies:>>16164>>16168>>16227
Image:172243622781.jpg(396kB, 1433x2048)Spoiler image
No.16161
Anonymous
Replies:>>16162
>>16159
Humans?
No.16162
Anonymous
Replies:>>16166
>>16161
Anyone who says Humans are X Orcs is a fag
No.16163
Anonymous
>>16062
>Half-Life 3 confirmed
No.16164
Anonymous
>>16160
Femboy detected
No.16165
Anonymous
>>16062
Who the artist?
No.16166
Anonymous
>>16162
Yeah but we are the based orc, and I love the human are space orc trope
No.16167
Anonymous
Replies:>>16169>>16172
>>16159
Anyone in direct control of the Solver, no brain whatsoever
No.16168
Anonymous
Replies:>>16170
Image:172243739609.png(702kB, 966x806)abaa21407b712530555bf337c0d1f80f.png
>>16160
No.16169
Anonymous
>>16167
So like the lord of the ring orca?
No.16170
Anonymous
Replies:>>16174
>>16168
I love cyncest
No.16171
Anonymous
>>16152
>Outpost-9
damn, whats happening over there?
No.16172
Anonymous
>>16167
I think Solver is effectively dead in this AU
No.16173
Anonymous
Replies:>>16176>>16193
Image:172243786697.jpg(74kB, 522x960)GLdCuJ8XgAAT1dY.jpeg
ah, the rare piece of thadzi art
No.16174
Anonymous
Image:172243789911.png(629kB, 985x767)CYNNO3.png
>>16170
No.16175
Anonymous
Replies:>>16177>>16179>>16180>>16184>>16186>>16196
>>16159
Civilized humans = empire
Drones = dwarves
DD's = elves
Solver worshiping drones = chaos dwarves
Caveman-tier feral humans = orcs
No.16176
Anonymous
>>16173
Wait it should it be the opposite?
No.16177
Anonymous
Replies:>>16179
>>16175
Maybe there should be like all tomorrow type of subhumans
No.16178
Anonymous
Replies:>>16229
Image:172243865631.png(578kB, 1250x2000)Illustration39-1.png
N...
Rendered...
Pretty...
Caked up---
No.16179
Anonymous
Replies:>>16181>>16183
>>16175
>>16177
Alternatively we can tie in some Solver War stuff and have the orcs be Feral Solver Combat Forms
No.16180
Anonymous
Image:172243896150.png(18kB, 671x746)ec30f5afac702dc5e5f1f3c1c34d4f31.png
>>16175
Lizzy gonna fuck the orcs
No.16181
Anonymous
Replies:>>16183
>>16179
Do they also speak like 40k orks, or warcraft orcs?
No.16182
Anonymous
Replies:>>16222>>16224
Image:172243905289.jpg(342kB, 1500x1500)dateWithV.jpg
Kissing V, hugging V, handholding V, princess-carrying V, cuddling V, petting V's hair, loving V for life, marrying V, GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER
No.16183
Anonymous
>>16179
This actually works quite well with what I was thinking. Since the Chaos dwarves use a lot of orc slave labour.
>>16181
Were talking Warhammer Fantasy Battle
No.16184
Anonymous
Replies:>>16185>>16197
>>16175
I know this is only towards the canon, but I ponder on where J0y and the Labor Bots are at
No.16185
Anonymous
Replies:>>16192>>16197
Image:172243913955.jpg(201kB, 552x833)1546734371371.jpg
>>16184
Tomb Kings?
No.16186
Anonymous
Replies:>>16187
>>16175
Sentinels should be like argonians
No.16187
Anonymous
Replies:>>16188
>>16186
Sentinels are the Lizardmen of Lustria. The ruins of the Old Ones are old JCJ facilities.
No.16188
Anonymous
Replies:>>16189>>16194>>16195
>>16187
Question does sentinel dragons exist?
No.16189
Anonymous
>>16188
Who says they can't
No.16190
Anonymous
>>16152
oggi want bewi. go get it stupid bich.
No.16191
Anonymous
Image:172243948737.png(142kB, 1000x1300)d895bc113ebca0f575157c1f63855f93.png
Since orcs are mutated solver mutants, can a bug races exist?
No.16192
Anonymous
>>16185
Perfection.
No.16193
Anonymous
Replies:>>16202
>>16173
thad has nice hair
No.16194
Anonymous
>>16188
Banshees could be passed of wyverns
No.16195
Anonymous
Image:172243965431.png(780kB, 498x745)carnosaur.png
>>16188
Will you settle for a Sentinel Carnosaur?
No.16196
Anonymous
Replies:>>16199>>16203
>>16175
Where does the JCJ Guild fit into this
No.16197
Anonymous
>>16184
>>16185
Actually Nagash might be a better fit for J0y.
No.16198
Anonymous
Replies:>>16204
I think yall should take this to the AU thread before you inevitably make an anon pissy enough to sperg out
No.16199
Anonymous
Replies:>>16201
>>16196
They're like the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout, except actually medieval and not just LARPing. They hoard the secrets of lostech away in the few bunkers that survived the Solver War and subsequent collapse and regression of human civilization and are about half-way through the Canticle For Liebowitz thing.
No.16200
Anonymous
Image:172244011388.jpg(657kB, 2048x2048)GTxBbhtbwAUDDgE.jpeg
No.16201
Anonymous
Replies:>>16206>>16226
>>16199
Except also unlike the brotherhood they have the means to reproduce the tech they just don't want to
No.16202
Anonymous
>>16193
it runs in the family
No.16203
Anonymous
Image:172244031812.png(556kB, 570x675)1687294530853.png
>>16196
The Empire's Colleges of Magic maybe?
Led by THE SUPREME PATRIARCH himself
No.16204
Anonymous
Replies:>>16207
>>16198
The AU thread is just a random collection of twitter and reddit art. Besides, it's not supposed to be a containment thread.
No.16205
Anonymous
Replies:>>16208>>16218>>16232
Image:172244039970.jpg(307kB, 2480x1720)FtsvkN6X0BMdwPZ.jpg
>Thad & Uzi are given to V & N to serve as their personal toys, companions, servants and sex slaves
How would V & N react?
No.16206
Anonymous
Replies:>>16209
>>16201
Do they produce those tech again when there a huge threat?
No.16207
Anonymous
Replies:>>16210>>16212
>>16204
>reddit
Thought y'all hated that site
No.16208
Anonymous
>>16205
V is raping thad 24/7
N now makes uzi watch dog videos and him playing minecraft together
No.16209
Anonymous
>>16206
No because the reason they don't mass produce them is cause they want to maintain their power
If every kingdom had a sci-fi level army then the Guild of JCJ would be less powerful
No.16210
Anonymous
>>16207
You can still hate a site and use it anon
Besides it's really one of the few catalogs of MD art
No.16211
Anonymous
>>16076
>Beretta uses Anon to fill the parent shaped hole in her heart
No.16212
Anonymous
Replies:>>16213
>>16207
Well, my post was talking shit about the AU thread. So it was used as an insult.
No.16213
Anonymous
Replies:>>16214
>>16212
The art there is good though
No.16214
Anonymous
Replies:>>16216
>>16213
I just think the thread is completely pointless. There's no discussion at all. It's basically just one guy scraping twitter and reddit for swap images.
I'm pretty sure the reason it was created in the first place was that little drama about the "what if they were DD" guy.
No.16215
Anonymous
Replies:>>16221>>16237>>16242
Should Humanity be one big faction in this AU or numerous different factions?
No.16216
Anonymous
Replies:>>16217
>>16214
>I just think the thread is completely pointless
Every thread is pointless
No.16217
Anonymous
Replies:>>16219
>>16216
so deep......
No.16218
Anonymous
>>16205
N would treat Uzi as a new friend, while V would ignore Thad I think
No.16219
Anonymous
>>16217
We literally have a plushie thread...
No.16221
Anonymous
Replies:>>16242
>>16215
Yeah they'd have different factions. That's how I'm writing it at least.
No.16222
Anonymous
Replies:>>16223
>>16182
Any ideas for 8 concerning V?
I believe she will be back, but idk anything beyond that, thought a Vanon would maybe know something
No.16223
Anonymous
Replies:>>16252
>>16222
I have no ideas, I try to not think about it too much, since it kind of hurts.
No.16224
Anonymous
Replies:>>16225
>>16182
I'm sure V would love to be your drone.
No.16225
Anonymous
>>16224
I would love her unconditionally and help her with everything, and most importantly, helping her with her trauma.
No.16226
Anonymous
Replies:>>16228>>16230>>16239
>>16201
>They could produce the tech
>They COULD if they wanted to
>Totally
>JCJ definitely didn't install multiple layers of absolutely toxic DRM into everything they produced that makes it nigh-on impossible to reproduce no matter the circumstances
>That definitely didn't happen
>They could build a whole fleet of advanced JCJ terraforming vessels tomorrow if they felt like doing it
>They totally could
>Trust me
No.16227
Anonymous
>>16160
>Uzi gets to play with N's ass and thighs whenever she wants
She is one lucky drone
No.16228
Anonymous
Replies:>>16231
>>16226
Probably not terraforming vessels but they definitely could produce enough weapons, armor, and vehicles to equip every faction
No.16229
Anonymous
>>16178
A beautiful render indeed, great work drawfren!
No.16230
Anonymous
>>16226
If we assume they are mostly based out of old JCJenson locations then yes they probably could
Cause why would you make the DRM affect your own shit
No.16231
Anonymous
Replies:>>16233
>>16228
I really hate this interpretation of them.
I see them more as like a magician/magic guild dedicated to the study of the ancient ruins. Who go on expeditions into old labs and R&D facilities and pay exorbitant prices for any recovered artifacts.
No.16232
Anonymous
>>16205
>V puts on a show of being a sadistic monster in public
>In private she uses Thad as a teddybear and treats him like a cherished lapdog because she's so starved for affection that she can't resist the opportunity that a captive receptor for her unspent love represents
No.16233
Anonymous
Replies:>>16234>>16236
>>16231
I mean I'm interpreting them as the descendants of JCJenson who got the bases and factories
No.16234
Anonymous
Replies:>>16235
>>16233
I thought the whole point of the AU is that most technical knowledge is lost and everyone has returned to tradition, thinking any tech is magic. JCJ is wiped out. All the JCJ facilities are ancient ruins of a bygone civilization.
Or at least that's how I wrote it. I don't own the AU or anything.
No.16235
Anonymous
Replies:>>16238
>>16234
I was envisioning the JCJ Guild as purposely keeping the rest of the world in medieval stasis to maintain power and wealth
No.16236
Anonymous
Image:172244445045.png(1.37MB, 1024x768)PAY YOUR HPG BILLS FUCKO.png
>>16233
They're the Comstar of the setting. They have all the last vestiges of advanced tech from the lost Golden Age and they keep a tight grip on it to ensure that no matter how the balance of power shifts between the larger factions, they still have upper hand in the end.
THE BPL/TEX TALKS BATTLETECH COMMERCIAL COMPILATION (Vol.1)youtube thumb
No.16237
Anonymous
Replies:>>16242
>>16215
Different faction, because we are tribal as hell and can't get along with eachother
No.16238
Anonymous
>>16235
Still not a fan. I feel that really limits what you can do with the setting.
No.16239
Anonymous
Replies:>>16241
>>16226
Maybe they should be like the doom sentinels, they are medieval but still highly advances
No.16240
Anonymous
Image:172244566607.jpg(68kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault-1.jpg
>Oh, how I hate Murder Drones!
No.16241
Anonymous
Replies:>>16243>>16245
>>16239
what is it with 'sentinel' and the color blue?
No.16242
Anonymous
Replies:>>16244>>16248
>>16215
>>16221
>>16237
What are some faction ideas yall got then
No.16243
Anonymous
>>16241
Sentinels are protectors and blue is often a heroic color
No.16244
Anonymous
>>16242
At minimum you'd have neo-luddites running around seeing as how super-sophisticated AI tech was the impetus for a cataclysm that wiped humanity's cradleworld and all of its colonies
No.16245
Anonymous
Replies:>>16254
Image:172244595787.jpg(120kB, 637x358)Night_Sentinels.jpg
>>16241
I'm talking about them
No.16248
Anonymous
>>16242
Not-Knight Templars that are constantly going on crusades against Solver worshippers
No.16249
Anonymous
Image:172244710059.png(189kB, 1080x1920)GT0cpmqbwAIDFrc.png
E Don't do it
No.16250
Anonymous
Replies:>>16251>>16256>>16260>>16262
>>16122
Alright here's some shitty worldbuilding

World
>Literally just Warhammer
>Pre-collapse the entire planet was used for advanced R&D of all kinds
>The north and south poles were home to the central Solver research facilities on the planet
>The shit these facilities were studying is now loose in the poles
>The poles are considered to be inhabited by demons
>The only people who risk heading up there are those drawn by the potential legendary JCJ artifacts found up there, or crazed cultists

JCJ ruins
>JCJ ruins are seen as the ruins of a powerful magical civilization
>JCJ ruins are a gold mine of lostech, or magical artifacts as everyone refers to them
>Artifacts vary in their power. Some people just get a digital watch, others might pick up a powerful weapon, experimental metamaterials, miniaturized factories or reactors, etc…
>Ruins are extremely dangerous
>Advanced security systems and multiple different flavors of Sentinels protect them
>Sometimes filled with horrific Solver monstrosities JCJ was experimenting on
>Opening up a closed off ruin can sometimes release something that was never meant to see the light of day, devastating the local area/faction
>However every faction still studies and sends expeditions to them. A single powerful artifact can change the fate of an entire faction
>Wars have been fought over who gets to claim a ruin
>Nations have been destroyed due to the things found inside
>There are many mercs and adventurers willing to dive into the ruins for the right price, not many return

Humans
>Most populous race
>Split into multiple different nations with different cultures
>Obligatory frenchies that larp as Arthurian knights and shame other humans for using cowardly firearms
>Obligatory northern human faction that lives close to the north pole, constantly dealing with raids from demons, as well as being subverted by cultists
>Obligatory “main” human faction that is a jack of all trades with fertile and defensible land
>Middle of the road tech wise
>Good relations with the dwarves. Trades with them for more advanced weaponry and firearms/black powder

Drones/Dwarfs
>Dwarf is actually a nickname given to them by humans
>Live in the mountains, inside of bunkers/outposts
>Generally good relations with humans, lots of trade going on between the two
>Small but strong, excellent engineering skills
>Higher level of technical knowledge than humans, but still very far from modern day
>Produces high quality metalworks, armaments and black powder/basic firearms
>Black powder and firearms are the number one thing traded to humans
>They reproduce using an ancient JCJ drone manufacturer to produce new bodies/pills, which is somehow still functioning despite its age
>This manufacturer is ancient magitech to the drones, they don’t truly understand how it works but they know enough to just keep it functioning, though with reduced performance
>This manufacturer is the lifeline of their entire civilization. Everything in their power is spent to keep it fueled/running
>Massive feud against the elves/DD’s

DD’s/Elves
>Seen as ultimate magical beings by other races
>Lots of humans don’t even think they’re real
>Live on an island in the middle of the ocean, extremely rough seas make this island nigh impossible to reach without flight
>Extremely haughty and think they’re better than everyone else
>Rarely act together as a unified faction since their haughtiness extends to other members of their race
>They primarily target the Worker drones, only occasionally targeting humans
>Attacking fortified cities is risky, they prefer ambushes on caravans and adventurers
>Low in number, have no method of reproduction
>Every DD that gets its core destroyed can never be replaced
No.16251
Anonymous
Replies:>>16253
>>16250
>Literally just Warhammer
I hate that
No.16252
Anonymous
>>16223
It could be way worse, she will be back, I think a few among us would give a lot to have that for their fav
No.16253
Anonymous
>>16251
I've been playing too much Total Warhammer recently
No.16254
Anonymous
Replies:>>16255
>>16245
ye i know
and they got prominent blue colors too

except after the gladiator boss they all turn red when they turn against you WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
No.16255
Anonymous
>>16254
>Anon discovers that blue is the good guy color while red is the bad guy color
No.16256
Anonymous
Replies:>>16258
Image:172244869883.png(92kB, 649x767)1700273271018352.png
>>16250
>>Obligatory frenchies that larp as Arthurian knights and shame other humans for using cowardly firearms
>Kat is their leader/champion
No.16257
Anonymous
Replies:>>16258
Image:172245247852.jpg(272kB, 1080x1069)GTsynnNawAAim9u.jpeg
No.16258
Anonymous
>>16256
I want to share my cookies with Kat to see her smile.

>>16257
I really liked another anon's idea that Thad will grow up to become Zer0. He is already grown into his shape in this pic.
No.16260
Anonymous
Replies:>>16261
>>16250
what is the punishment for cuddling with a drone?
No.16261
Anonymous
>>16260
Testicular torsion, female get titty twister
No.16262
Anonymous
Replies:>>16267
>>16250
Is human-drone marriage allowed or frowned upon?
No.16263
Anonymous
Replies:>>16264>>16265>>16270
Image:172245556224.jpg(57kB, 1004x992)IMG_3959.jpeg
>>16131
>J0y takes over your screen, interrupting whatever you’re doing as Elf lets out a sigh of relief next to you.
>”Well, I’m bored with the embodiment of misery sitting next to you, so I’ll be bothering you for the trip. And if you don’t know what I am, don’t worry, I’m changing that real quick. I know you probably had something serious being worked on, but now your task is to not bore me lest you want all your files destroyed. No pressure, dear User.”
No.16264
Anonymous
>>16263
HEY, I WAS MASTURBATING!
No.16265
Anonymous
Replies:>>16268
>>16263
If you try to romance her, will you also die.
No.16266
Anonymous
Replies:>>16276>>16422
>Anon and the clone are busy trying to change a lightbulb in a ceiling that's way too high
>"Somehow" every ladder got misplaced, meaning it took more than one idiot to change a lightbulb
>This leaves the superior U bored, giving her a prank idea and a way to kill time in one
>Taking a massage wand out, she sets it to the highest setting and presses it against her clit, holding it steady as waves of pleasure hit her, biting her lip and grinning as she imagines what the inferior one's doing right now

>U is sitting on your shoulders, and drops the unscrewed lightbulb on your head, saying "catch!" a second after it hits you
>You hand her the replacement and she gets to work, complaining that you're not standing still enough when you're doing your damnedest to keep her steady
>Then she starts shaking, grabbing your head for balance
>You feel something wet on the back of your neck
>"What the fuck, U?!" you exclaim
>"H-hey, it's not me, it's- she's- nnnh!"
>U arches herself backward, sending the two of you floorward, the lightbulb landing somewhere on the floor as U spasms
>You pull yourself away and look at the prone twin
>Her legs are spread apart, she's panting, and the hatch on her crotch is open and leaking profusely
>"Quit standing there, and... do something!" she begs
>You have half a mind to go out and hit the other U with a brick, but right now you're more stressed than angry
>You know what? Her hatch is open, you may as well
>You kneel down in front of the bratty drone and undo your pants, placing your dick against the opening in her chassis
>"Waitwaitwait don't, I- ngh, just do it! No, wait-"
>Rather than wait for her to make her mind up, you grab her hips and push yourself inside
>The sensation is unbelievable, her insides squeezing and milking you as you thrust
>The sight of U twitching, moaning, and smacking her hips against you drives you wild
>You pick up a frenzied pace, only interrupted by the door opening and the other U staggering in, fingering herself
>"Stop it... the clone doesn't... deserve you," she gasps
>"M-more! Harder! Let her ff-feel her inferiority!"
>The U who started this grabs your arm, looking at you piteously, and you almost feel bad (almost)
>But you only have one dick, so instead of changing course, you pull her close with said arm and kiss her
>The one you're fucking sticks her tongue out and wiggles it in the air as the one you're kissing digs her fingers in deeper
>With all inhibitions severed, you pull away to speak for a second
>"You two are so cute, you know that? I love you both."
>"C-come on, that's not fair!"
>"Prove it! Give me your data!"
>You resume kissing as your thrusts get uneven, driving your dick home deep inside of U, and finally you cum hard, filling the annoying disassembler as she spasms hard enough to smack her head against the floor
>With her out of commission, you turn your attention fully to the one who started this mess, surpassing human limits to keep yourself going as you push her down
>She smiles widely
>"Ruin me, Anon."
>You oblige, pounding her until both of them bootloop from pleasure

>With the last of your energy, you take U-U to bed, resting on either side of you
>They come back online and smile as they trace a finger across their stomachs
>"Mmm.. we got you, didn't we, Anon?"
>"Yeah, look at everything we made you do... and say."
>You pat both their heads, and they snuggle into your chest, each wrapping one arm around your back, their other hands clasping each other's around your chest
>"I wasn't lying, I do love the both of you," you admit
>"Oh yeah? If you love us so much, why don't you marry us?"
>"Yeah, when's the wedding, loverboy?"
>"Do it, faggot."
>"No balls."
>Your next financial goal is set
No.16267
Anonymous
>>16262
No only DD and human marriage
No.16268
Anonymous
Replies:>>16269>>16710
>>16265
Romance/sex seems to be the only thing that actually worries J0y.
Given she finds humans interesting, she probably finds their ability to be aroused by an evil program both fascinating and terrifying.

That or the creator doesn't actually want you to fuck this specific character? That could be it too.
No.16269
Anonymous
Replies:>>16289
>>16268
>ability to be aroused by an evil program both fascinating and terrifying
It is indeed a terrifying ability of humans to be honest.
No.16270
Anonymous
>>16263
Ima stick my dick in the HDMI port just to spite her.
No.16271
Anonymous
Replies:>>16274>>16283>>16330
Image:172245790404.png(779kB, 1187x5000)Design flaw.png
>“[relieved sigh] Good thing that the drones’ consciousness is stored in the core and-“
>“THEN THANK YOU FOR LEAVING YOUR CHEST COMPARMENT UNCOVERED TOO!!!”

Just throwing this in the sea of episode 8 predictions. J being this instrumental to the Solvers’defeat is definitely wishful thinking fueled by favoritism on my part, but them showing that J was the closest to Tessa back at the manor has got to lead to something right?

On a more serious note: what do you think of J’s dialogue? I doubted whether J exploiting the literal holes in the Cynwalker’s “defense” to kick her ass without harming “Tessa” would have been better as a show-don’t-tell moment but I ultimately decided to keep J’s lines to “tell” the audience because the art style limits to what extent you can “show” things. What do you think of it? Speaking of art style, I am starting to regret giving the Cynwalker a mouth, it just looks weird when having it emote.

Meanwile in the Solverhole:
Uzi: “So we’re actually rooting for J now?”
Nori: “Let’s be honest, we are rooting against the Solver”
No.16272
Anonymous
Replies:>>16273>>16277>>16278>>16284>>16310>>16419
Image:172245823627.jpg(390kB, 2048x1423)I was exposed to this so now (you) have to be too.jpg
No.16273
Anonymous
>>16272
>filename
Bro this doesn't even break into the top 10 most cursed pieces of MD content.
No.16274
Anonymous
>>16271
Kino
No.16275
Anonymous
>>16001
>5

>It is arguably the most excruciating flight you've ever had the displeasure of boarding
>For some God-forsaken reason the inflight movies, AKA the one thing that makes these ultra-cheap interplanetary flights even remotely bearable, are being played from a single set of monitors hanging further down the cramped aisle
>This is extremely problematic considering the drone in front of you (the very same one loudly debating incomprehensible 'Nerd Stuff' with the blonde passenger on her right) is wearing a hat tall enough to completely obscure the screen
>Any hope of simply asking her to take off the hat are dashed when you witness a flight attendant asking that very same question being verbally chewed out in the angriest German accent you've ever heard
>Without any books or electronic devices of your own to fall back on, your only option to pass time on this grueling 12-hour flight is to try socializing with the drones by your sides
>The one on the left is an immediate bust, being far too busy creeping on the drone in front of you to engage in conversation
>The one on the right is at least pleasant enough to hold a (mostly) awkward-free chat, although she is without a doubt the ditziest drone you've ever met
No.16276
Anonymous
>>16266
i adore the fuck out of U-U
No.16277
Anonymous
>>16272
drone freckles
No.16278
Anonymous
>>16272
Eww
No.16279
Anonymous
Image:172245982950.jpg(453kB, 2048x1986)GQrGwbJXMAAoMBQ.jpeg
No.16280
Anonymous
Replies:>>16281>>16282>>16297
Image:172245987852.png(406kB, 1000x1300)Buff elliot vs a goober.png
James if he did looksmaxxing
No.16281
Anonymous
>>16280
Now give him a femboy like ass that is thicc and large
No.16282
Anonymous
>>16280
The Weakest Human VS The Strongest Sentinel Drone
No.16283
Anonymous
>>16271
weapons grade c/hopium for sure, but i can see it happen like that

telling is a necessity when theres so little to show because of the artstyle
No.16284
Anonymous
>>16272
> Drone Tessa upskirt
No.16285
Anonymous
Replies:>>16286>>16335
Image:172246162598.gif(3.07MB, 1920x1080)eye raise.gif
No.16286
Anonymous
>>16285
>cyn want da cummies
No.16287
Anonymous
Replies:>>16288>>16333
So, do you guys think that if there were more humans in the manor that actually cared for and were friendly to the drones (and Cyn herself) that the Solver would've considered not genociding the entire human race?
No.16288
Anonymous
Replies:>>16291
>>16287
It would still do it, since the solver is a sadistic botch
No.16289
Anonymous
Replies:>>16303
>>16269
Terror, anger, despair. Any other emotion and you chose horny?
No.16291
Anonymous
>>16288
The Solver still wants to eat the universe, getting to troll people for being asshats (or just because it feels like it) is merely a bonus
No.16293
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>16294>>16301
Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>16008
>Does plus4chan have a dice script?
plus4chan has a lot of things.
roll 1d20:20
No.16294
Anonymous
Image:172246365205.jpg(258kB, 1903x1080)IMG_20240608_221640.jpg
>>16293
Noice
No.16295
Anonymous
Replies:>>16298
>Hypothetical Scenario
If the Solver really did keep Tessa alive, what would it's reasons be for keeping her? How would it effect the story?
No.16297
Anonymous
>>16280
You traced yujiro didnt you? I can tell by the sweatpants.
No.16298
Anonymous
>>16295
>what would it's reasons be for keeping her?
Likely the same as allowing N and co to keep their personalities: its own amusement. Maybe it thinks its funny to see Tessa falling into a despair death-spiral as she watches it consume the universe from inside a mental prison, Dreamcatcher-style.
>How would it effect the story?
Seeing as we currently have no evidence that the minds the Solver has stored as "backups" can break back into reality of their own accord, it wouldn't really, other than to add another layer of "good god, being dead would be a mercy here" horror to the universe.
No.16299
Anonymous
>Be me, typical JCJ office worker
>Get back home after a long day of work
>Chill with a glass of liquor and a few cigs
>Hear banging and scratching from the window
>It's that annoying Disassembly Drone from the office
>"Stop that, Anon! You shouldn't be relaxing with these harmful substances! You should be cuddling with a drone instead!"
>Ignore the drone, it's not like I have much of a choice
>After a few moments, the frequency of the banging of the window increases
>Turn my head to see several drones, Workers and Disassemblers alike, banging on my window
>"YOU DON'T NEED ALCOHOL! YOU NEED TO GIVE UPPIES TO DRONES! THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED!"
>They all yell stuff like this in desperation, some of them are tearing up
>By the blueberry ballsack of the Solver, they're annoying
>Shut the curtains and go back to relaxing,, pretend that nothing's happening
>I can hear several drones crying
What the fuck was JCJ thinking when they made these toasters? Can't I just relax on a Friday afternoon like a normal person?
No.16301
Anonymous
Replies:>>16309
>>16293
How did you do that?
No.16302
Anonymous
>>16047
Holy fucking sexo
No.16303
Anonymous
Replies:>>16329
>>16289
thats the thing
anon did not choose
No.16305
Anonymous
Marr
No.16306
Anonymous
Replies:>>16307>>16308>>16346
Could something like 'trading' a green for a drawing or vice-versa work out? I know wanting to do something is most important for its quality, but, maybe if it's on a small enough scale?
No.16307
Anonymous
Replies:>>16331
>>16306
I mean probably?

It's effectively art trading, just, one person's giving literature and the other's giving a drawing.
No.16308
Anonymous
Replies:>>16312>>16331
>>16306
You are going to be hard pressed to find any drawfag willing to trade for a green
No.16309
Anonymous
Replies:>>16316
>>16301
>How did you do that?
for the luck thing, you put #fortune at the end of the name field.
for diceroll, see >>>/baw/391791
No.16310
Anonymous
>>16272
Awww...I think this is kind of cute actually.
No.16311
Anonymous
Replies:>>16313>>16314>>16326
Your fortune: Godly Luck

will N be real?
No.16312
Anonymous
Replies:>>16315>>16331>>16345
>>16308
True.

Greens are nice, especially when well-written, but I don't think I've been in a single community where the writing was seen nearly as desirable as the art.
No.16313
Anonymous
Replies:>>16318
>>16311
He will be now. You've damned us all
No.16314
Anonymous
>>16311
Blessed...
No.16315
Anonymous
Replies:>>16322>>16331
Image:172247195740.jpg(114kB, 1080x1256)This Is Hell.jpg
>>16312
>Being a writefag is suffering
No.16316
Anonymous
Replies:>>16317
Your fortune: Good Luck

>>16309
Thanks, I love you.
Crit?
roll 1d100:6
No.16317
Anonymous
>>16316
6, that is crit!
No.16318
Anonymous
>>16313
to hugs?
No.16319
text tool lover
>>16069
some of the words are unreadable USE TEXT TOOL NOW
No.16320
Anonymous
Replies:>>16323
Seeing the Dice roll makes me wonder something. Could we potentially do our own /quest/ threads in the future?
No.16322
Anonymous
>>16315
It's all worth it to get that 1 reply from someone going, "I liked this a lot."
No.16323
Anonymous
>>16320
Maybe? But who would be willing to DM
No.16325
Anonymous
Replies:>>16327>>16328>>16334
I hate how Murder Drones doesn't get any neat or fun Creepypasta's, I found another one and it was obviously written by someone underage and quite literally ended with (WIP)
No.16326
Anonymous
>>16311
Indeed godly luck
No.16327
Anonymous
>>16325
To be fair, the series itself is a high budget creepypasta in a way, right?

Though, I imagine you can still make some horrific creepypastas by taking specific situations and scenarios and further delving into them.
No.16328
Anonymous
>>16325
It would be hard to make a Creepypasta of something that already seems like one. Think about it, Murder Drones was originally supposed to be a Slice Of Life show, what we're seeing is the "Dark and fucked up" version
No.16329
Anonymous
>>16303
So that boner of his just magically appear out of nowhere?
No.16330
Anonymous
>>16271
Fringe theory: J knows perfectly well that's not Tessa in the suit, but J was always about sucking up to whatever was above her in the hierarchy rather than personal loyalty.
The moments of J looking sad/confused at Tessa are because J worried she'd be punished/demoted, not actual concern.
>got to lead to something, right?
I would've/have used that sort of argument for Doll, but they ultimately did nothing with her. They're setting up a B-plot with J, which will have to tie in to the ultimate ending somehow, but her role in that could be literally anything. Then this isn't really a character-centric show, so while Episode 5 fleshed J out a lot, that doesn't inherently say anything about her future conduct.
>what do you think of J’s dialogue?
Good. She likes to monologue, and seems to be the arrogant sort that would rub in the opponent's mistakes during a fight.
No.16331
Anonymous
Replies:>>16332>>16605
>>16307
>Probably
Good enough
>>16308
I'd draw for a green
>>16312
>>16315
I can't write anything, do not jnderestimate the value your work ca
Has. I mean in the end it depends on specifics, but I've mostly drawn about greens, least 30% of my things were about them. Writing may seem easy but I just can't, so seeing certain things can really make my day, even if it's just 20 arrows long or so
No.16332
Anonymous
Replies:>>16336
>>16331
I see.

That certainly gives more encouragement, friend.
No.16333
Anonymous
>>16287
Solver stuff predates Cyn getting tossed in the rubbish heap, meaning its desired to [null] isn't really related to that. Though if I were writing, I would've made the entire family robot-rights supporters just for the lolz.
No.16334
Anonymous
Replies:>>16339>>16356
>>16325
oogi.mp4
No.16335
Anonymous
>>16285
she is in severe need
No.16336
Anonymous
Replies:>>16338>>16344
>>16332
Glad to hear, also if you are smileanon, I read the greentext with SD-CH (not sure about the name) who took the thief hostage and taufgt him about conchefumare or what it was again, it was special and a nice read, I didn't give a reply back then but just so you know it was read and liked
No.16337
Anonymous
Replies:>>16360
>Be Jack.
>Be veteran of the very short war humanity waged against the Solver.
>Be afflicted by Magical Solver Leprosy after you inhale spores the Solver manifested above the battlefield you and your comrades were stationed at.
>Miraculously, you survive.
>Breathing becomes more difficult as time passes and your limbs gradually weaken.
>Receive surgery from a fled war doctor using the components of fallen drones.
>Your heart is a drone's personality core, only, connected to your alloyed veins to pump your vile blood through your body.
>Your lungs have been replaced by the respiratory coolant systems from a Worker. They allow you to automatically filter out the air for any impurities.
>Your destroyed muscles are replaced by artificial tendons and your bones have been replaced by the reshapen and surgically implanted artificial skeleton of another drone.
>Your face muscles were destroyed in the initial blast that scattered the spores.
>You wear the faceplate and visor of a drone neurologically connected to your brain to allow you to use it to see through it since your eyes have long-failed you.
>Eight days and nine nights after the procedure, you recover enough only to find that your doctor friend had brought you to one of the last functioning JcJenson space stations in your region.
>You know what must be done.
>You understand that adversity and existence are one in the same.
>You take a ship to Copper 9, and with you, a weakened version of the anti-Solver patch that was originally being developed on Earth.
>Arrive on Copper 9.
>Think you're going to have to one-man-army an entire colony of drones you land next to.
>You get greeted with open arms.
>They think you're very committed to the larp.
>They think you're the 31st century descendant of Baldwin the Great.

1/?

Half funpost, half writing vomit.

All Darkest Dungeon reference.
No.16338
Anonymous
>>16336
Thank you, but, I'm not smileanon.

If you saw them, I was the one who made the recent Henry greentexts (Henry Walsta, not Dr. Henry).
No.16339
Anonymous
Replies:>>16340
>>16334
You joke but Oogis actually have a lot to offer in terms of horror material. You just need to use the other species
No.16340
Anonymous
Replies:>>16341
>>16339
no its like a spongbob lost episode but for oogi (she steals all of your fruits and now your sleep is shit cus of lack of vitamins)
No.16341
Anonymous
Replies:>>16343
>>16340
Ah, I was thinking genuine horror for a sec but you want a Crappypasta
No.16342
Anonymous
There could be a green that uses the, "Yandere drone stalks human crush," idea.

Only, instead of it becoming pornographic, it becomes a genuine psychological horror as the drone does everything in their power to enfeeble the human, make them more docile, and make them more dependent on them in order to win them over.

Only for the drone to eventually discard the human once they realize they no longer pique their interest.

I think obsession and abandonment might be very jarring to write together but could make for something pretty harrowing.
No.16343
Anonymous
Replies:>>16355
>>16341
>he wanted a genuine creepypasta for fucking OOGI
No.16344
Anonymous
>>16336
Hello there Friend! I know you were not talking to me, but thanks for saying that! It really feels nice that someone liked it.
No.16345
Anonymous
>>16312
It is because visual mediums are easier to digest and more striking.
No.16346
Anonymous
Replies:>>16600
>>16306
IIRC this has actually happened at least once before many months ago. I think it was phoenixanon who made a drawing of an OC named Cynthia in exchange for a greentext
No.16347
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>16001
Now I can properly roll
roll 1d20:3
No.16349
Anonymous
>>16001
I have never seen this much contrast.
9 seems best though because Harper and Marcy, two of the nicest OCs, are there
No.16352
Anonymous
roll 1d6:5
No.16353
Anonymous
Replies:>>16354
We can play Monopoly now.
No.16354
Anonymous
>>16353
oognopoly
No.16355
Anonymous
Replies:>>16488
>>16343
>He's not creative enough
lel
No.16356
Anonymous
>>16334
oogi.exe
No.16357
Anonymous
Replies:>>16358>>16359>>16366
>>16001
Properly rolling!
roll 1d10:8
No.16358
Anonymous
>>16357 (me)
SHIT!
Not bad, but not the one I wanted.
No.16359
Anonymous
>>16357
Enjoy your sexo while The Archiver watches intently from behind your seat taking notes
No.16360
Anonymous
>>16337
>Darkest Dungeon
Noice, been a while since I've played that one.
No.16361
Anonymous
Replies:>>16362
>>16001
roll 1d10
No.16362
Anonymous
Replies:>>16363
>>16361
killing myself
No.16363
Anonymous !brJZuaI376
Replies:>>16364>>16378
Your fortune: Outlook good

>>16362
put it in brackets
No.16364
Anonymous
>>16363
>Can't do HoMM and fortune at the same time
damn
No.16366
Anonymous
Replies:>>16367>>16371
>>16357
You will join the mile-high club with L.
You will get a handjob underneath a blanket.
It will be obvious to everyone on board. Elf will see the whole thing.
No.16367
Anonymous
>>16366
But I don't want to fuck L, she will literally break my dick and I will not feel it for a month
No.16371
Anonymous
>>16366
>Elf will see the whole thing.
Maintain eye contact with her the entire time to assert your dominance
No.16372
Anonymous
Replies:>>16373>>16374>>16377
Your fortune: Average Luck

>>16001
Rolling for real this time, let's see which seat I get
roll 1d9:8
No.16373
Anonymous
Replies:>>16375
>>16372
Fuck, I wanted something interesting
No.16374
Anonymous
Replies:>>16377
>>16372
Welcome to the 8 club
You didn't roll a 10 for the 0
No.16375
Anonymous
Replies:>>16376
Image:172247874639.jpg(105kB, 1024x512)E_bpdQsXMAEo1vl.jpg
>>16373
Here you go bro
Also you need to roll 1d10
No.16376
Anonymous
>>16375
If he rolls 8 again, I'm laughing my ass off
No.16377
Anonymous
Replies:>>16382>>16383
Your fortune: Good Luck

>>16001
>>16372 (me)
>>16374
HA THEN I CAN CORRECTLY ROLL FOR REAL THIS TIME! ONE MORE ROLL!
roll 1d10:1
No.16378
Anonymous
Replies:>>16379>>16382
>>16363
roll 1d10:2
No.16379
Anonymous
Replies:>>16381
>>16378
ebin i am fucking raping jane
No.16381
Anonymous
>>16379
Anon the cop is right next to her
No.16382
Anonymous
>>16377
I do not know if this is worse or better
>>16378
Next to the cop too

You two will be arrested if there are any funny business
No.16383
Anonymous
Replies:>>16384
>>16377
>Fortune: Good Luck
>Get seated behind SD-U
>Seated infront of a literal nutjob
This is bullshit
No.16384
Anonymous
Replies:>>16387>>16390
>>16383
Fuck you, SD-U is great
No.16385
Anonymous
Replies:>>16386>>16388>>16506
Does anyone else honestly really enjoy the whole Human x Drone greens the most?

Not just pornographic greens, but ones where there's just a really sweet romance.
No.16386
Anonymous
>>16385
I still enjoy them from time to time
No.16387
Anonymous
Replies:>>16389
>>16384
>t. SD-U
No.16388
Anonymous
>>16385
I really like them, that is why I write those the most, I really like human x Drone sweet romance, mostly cute, my first ever green was about that. I should write more about that topic.
No.16389
Anonymous
Replies:>>16391
>>16387
Just because you are right, my point doesn't become incorrect fag
No.16390
Anonymous
Replies:>>16392
>>16384
I think U is better.
No.16391
Anonymous
Replies:>>16392
>>16389
Actually it invalidates your point in every possible way.
No.16392
Anonymous
>>16390
No she is not
>>16391
NUH HUH, it makes you a faggot that is the point it creates
No.16393
Anonymous
Replies:>>16394
Murder Drones but Uzi tells N to fuck off and kill himself
No.16394
Anonymous
>>16393
I think the series ends pretty quickly since she might just lose to Doll.

Doll probably knows how to keep her down too if she's aware of the semi-immortality Solver users have.

N probably doesn't get his character development and forever lives as a shadow of himself. Maybe he takes up V's offer to leave behind everything and just hunt Workers to sustain themselves? I imagine that V, being as nice and kindhearted as she is, still would be completely neglectful to N.

Actually, that makes me want to write a green about that AU where N slowly gets more and more done with V's shit until V realizes how much she's hurt him lol.
No.16395
Anonymous
Replies:>>16397>>16398>>16400
Image:172248029206.png(164kB, 732x779)STARE.png
>>16001
roll 1d10:9
Lets see what the dice canonically have to say about my upcoming seating arrangements (treating 10 as "0" for clarity)
No.16397
Anonymous
>>16395
KILL HIM AND TAKE HIS SEAT!
No.16398
Anonymous
>>16395
To the back you go
No.16399
Anonymous
Replies:>>16401
>>16001
Either 3 or 9 I'm rollin'
roll 1d9:8
No.16400
Anonymous
Replies:>>16413>>16424
Image:172248104289.jpg(82kB, 854x1047)hank.jpeg
>>16395(me)
>9
>Back(?) corner seat
>Next to S and Harper (with Marcy, L & Oogi close by)
I am very happy with this seating arrangement; This 12 hour flight is gonna be great!
So long as L keeps it together, Marcy's Solver Stuff doesn't flare up & S refrains from eating Oogi
No.16401
Anonymous
>>16399
8 is nice, you get a little dry but it's fun
No.16404
Anonymous
Replies:>>16405>>16406>>16408
>>16001
Enough about the dice roll. How would these characters act on the plane?
No.16405
Anonymous
Replies:>>16410
>>16404
They'd be the reason it explodes midair.
No.16406
Anonymous
Replies:>>16407
>>16404
>The Oogis are trying to find a new place to settle, they don't have a Bugretta since they're a fresh Hive that just spawned in the airport
>They occasionally leave the seat to eat any dropped skittles or spilled abble juice
No.16407
Anonymous
>>16406
>Since these Oogis are freshly spawned they're the most innocent and possibly friendly ones in this situation
No.16408
Anonymous
Replies:>>16409
>>16404
That depends entirely on whether there's an Anon/Human seated in every numbered seat, a singular numbered seat, or none of them at all
No.16409
Anonymous
Replies:>>16412
>>16408
For the sake of things, there is a Anon in each seat that has no personality
No.16410
Anonymous
Replies:>>16411>>16441
>>16405
>The Pilot was an Oogi this whole time
No.16411
Anonymous
>>16410
>The Co-pilot was a Bugretta who actually knew how to properly fly the plane, the Oogi just wouldn't let her
No.16412
Anonymous
>>16409
Here's a few
>U-U secretly resents the fact that they're not sitting next to each-other, leading to them spending the entire flight actively tormenting '0'
>Y & Beretta spend the flight talking about Nerd Stuff
>Anon!Drone spends the entire time worrying about being busted for trafficking several dozen kilograms of Schedule I drugs
No.16413
Anonymous
Replies:>>16414
>>16400
I doubt it. Harper's a SD, which is like having a teacher on the playground
No.16414
Anonymous
Replies:>>16415>>16440
>>16413
Nah, I very much doubt that anyone would respect her
No.16415
Anonymous
Replies:>>16416>>16440>>16457>>16463
>>16414
NTA but it doesn't necessarily matter if they respect her or not. Being a Sentinel Drone means she can presumably incapacitate the DD's with relative ease should they get rowdy
No.16416
Anonymous
Replies:>>16417>>16418
>>16415
If she starts firing a gun in a plane she's going to kill herself and everyone on board
No.16417
Anonymous
Replies:>>16420
>>16416
Sentinel Drones have access to the bootlooping flash that regular Sentinels have, right?

At least, it'd make sense for them to have it since it's an instant KO to any drone.
No.16418
Anonymous
Replies:>>16420
>>16416
If only she had some sort of option that would painlessly and effortlessly incapacitate a disassembly drone without any risk of collateral damage.
No.16419
Anonymous
>>16272
I get that a majority of us hate woman x woman but this is cute
Call me a fag or whatever idc
No.16420
Anonymous
Replies:>>16421
>>16417
>>16418
Wouldn't that obstructe the pilot's vision as well?
No.16421
Anonymous
>>16420
So long as the cockpit has a door separating it from the cabin (I haven't been in a plane that didn't have this), the light should be completely contained.
No.16422
Anonymous
Replies:>>16423
>>16266
Imagine being relegated to the "clone"
That has to be a slur for U-U, call them Faggot all you want but call one the Clone and they get pissed
No.16423
Anonymous
>>16422
>"Whoa anon! Don't use the c-word like that!"
No.16424
Anonymous
Replies:>>16425>>16426
>>16400
>Marcy is a Solver Host
What
No.16425
Anonymous
Replies:>>16435
>>16424
She is? I just thought she was a very unlucky Worker.
No.16426
Powerscaling Faggot
>>16424
MARCY IS A MARY SUE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.16427
Anonymous
Video:172248548495.mp4(515kB / 0:00:04 / avc1, 822x480)Yf7EbJNI88dSOHsW.mp4
2 knights when a elf(DD) is bullying there dwarf(WD) homie
No.16428
Anonymous
Replies:>>16429>>16430>>16431
Image:172248578066.png(1.39MB, 2000x2529)Spoiler image
This is hardly related to MD at this point but i thought i'd share this because its another version of Y I drew for fun
No.16429
Anonymous
>>16428
>The doomslayer appear behind her
No.16430
Anonymous
Replies:>>16437
>>16428
I love helltaker, very good game, and also very good art Friend! Y looks nice in this.
I want to point out something, the teeth look a little weird, outside of that, looks good!
By the way, Beelzebub in her "human" form is the best girl, I will not take another answer.
No.16431
Anonymous
Replies:>>16433
>>16428
I feel like both options get you killed
No.16432
Anonymous
Replies:>>16434
Murder Drones but it's a shitty analog horror
No.16433
Anonymous
>>16431
The first option would make her misunderstand you as offering to Gamemaster for her, much like the Helltaker was misunderstood by Malina. Yvvone has never had the chance to ever be a player in a TTRPG
No.16434
Anonymous
>>16432
>N opens his mouth like a fetish comic and blars thr National Anthem for some odd reason
No.16435
Anonymous
Replies:>>16436
>>16425
I remember her having a Cyn-in-the-corpse-pile moment at one point in the green but she told the Solver to go fuck itself instead.
No.16436
Anonymous
>>16435
The indomitable drone will.
No.16437
Anonymous
Replies:>>16438
>>16430
Weak, you should fuck her in her monster fly form
No.16438
Anonymous
Replies:>>16439
>>16437
No thank you Friend.
No.16439
Anonymous
>>16438
Is this Friendanon?
No.16440
Anonymous
>>16415
>>16414
I think I used the wrong phrasing.
It's like having a rock
No.16441
Anonymous
Image:172248956232.png(13kB, 1014x617)1708851652857672.png
>>16410
>An oogi? And she's been drinking!
>...
>Wait a minute. Oogis can't fly. Oogsi can't fly!
No.16442
Anonymous
Replies:>>16443
>>16001
>Not ONE Airplane joke
Dammit
No.16443
Anonymous
Replies:>>16444>>16445
>>16442
actually it's a spaceship
No.16444
Anonymous
Replies:>>16446
>>16443
>Roger
>Huh?
No.16445
Anonymous
>>16443
What if it's the very same Douglas DC-8s Xenu used?
No.16446
Anonymous
>>16444
>Wait, who's Roger?
No.16447
Anonymous
Replies:>>16448
Image:172249332580.png(195kB, 654x900)GT2M03gW0AA8B8v.png
This with J and N
No.16448
Anonymous
Replies:>>16453
>>16447
someone should draw this
No.16449
Anonymous
Replies:>>16450>>16451
Which drone is Zdrada? I need to know who to fuck.
No.16450
Anonymous
Replies:>>16456
>>16449
That's a very good question, I don't think any matches up with her maybe a Canon character like Uzi?
No.16451
Anonymous
>>16449
The red sentinel
No.16452
Anonymous
Replies:>>16454
Boozy Beretta
No.16453
Anonymous
Replies:>>16502
>>16448
(You) draw it
No.16454
Anonymous
Replies:>>16455
>>16452
It doesn't rhyme
No.16455
I couldn't think of anything that does
>>16454
Fiesta Beretta
No.16456
Anonymous
Replies:>>16458>>16459
>>16450
>Bitchy exterior, several layers of bitch past that before you get to anything remotely pleasant
>Bratty masochist, wants to drive you to your breaking point so that you'll break her, physically, she wants to be hurt
Yeah, the closest is U-U and she's already taken the Cerberus slot.

Do we really have two avenues for regeneration and no masochists? I must be forgetting someone.
No.16457
Anonymous
Replies:>>16460>>16461>>16464>>16473>>16483
Image:172249544804.png(3kB, 300x300)1712812755880765.png
>>16415
>sentinel drone poster appears
>immediately needs to remind everyone how powerful sentinel drones are
It happens every time.
No.16458
Anonymous
>>16456
N fits the role
No.16459
I couldn't think of anything that does
>>16456
Perhaps it's time to create one?
No.16460
Labor Bot Lover
Replies:>>16483
>>16457
This is why we're superior
No.16461
Anonymous
>>16457
Hey, it ain’t my focus at least. I’m more interested in writing about characterization
No.16462
Anonymous
Replies:>>16481
My Enn had a bad day at Enn-Daycare, he refused to eat his crickets. How can I cheer him up?
No.16463
Anonymous
>>16415
Not really. The point is more that Harper is a calming presence and a nice shoulder to lean on
No.16464
Anonymous
Replies:>>16472
>>16457
"Harper will bootloop rowdy drones" isn't really wanking Sentinel Drones. That's like, the absolute most mundane thing SDs have, being "Sentinels, but Drones".
It's not like someone said "If one of the DDs acted up Harper would just use her Summoned Swords to beat them up" or anything.
No.16465
Labor Bot Lover
Replies:>>16466>>16467>>16468
Still after all this time I don't know jackshit about Harper. Can literally anyone tell me her personality, character traits, goals?
No.16466
Anonymous
Replies:>>16469
>>16465
From what I've gathered, she's a Worker Drone wearing what is essentially powerarmor. Her personality as I've learned is just that she's nice
No.16467
Anonymous
>>16465
Seems to be a fairly kindhearted Sentinel Drone.

From the greens I've read about her (and the only big green story I've seen her in), she's also very caring about friends and comrades, having gone out of her way to comfort and mentally bolster an anti-social Worker Drone who is about to be transformed into a Sentinel Drone.
No.16468
Anonymous
Replies:>>16470
>>16465
>The Sentinel Drone deuteragonist of a story about DroneAnon getting set up for the SD conversion program
>Anon's a fish out of water who has never actually lived his life, so she's his introduction to the simple things we take for granted, and most likely life during wartime
>Cheerful and nice, this is who she is at heart, but she's also a high-spec warmachine who fights on the front lines of a losing battle against an undefeatable foe
>War is hell, and Harper's not immune to trauma, but she fights it as best as she can by spending her time off-duty living life to the fullest
Or so I understand.
No.16469
Anonymous
Replies:>>16471>>16474
>>16466
Wait she's not even a sentinel drone?
No.16470
Anonymous
>>16468
Roughly
No.16471
Anonymous
>>16469
She is. Sentinels are just highly modifiable
No.16472
Anonymous
Replies:>>16475
>>16464
Her only weapon is love
No.16473
Anonymous
>>16457
Post an Oogi to scare em
No.16474
Anonymous
Replies:>>16480
>>16469
Had to look into it because it was a bit odd.
>Sentinel frames are functional drones themselves, but they also have room to fit the original Worker body in
>Harper's both of them at once, but during work she obviously doesn't need to be trying to operate two bodies at the same time, so WD!Harper fits into SD!Harper and everything links up nicely
>Outside of that, the WD body's good to keep around for self-repair (or cleaning that one spot you can't really reach)
>Harper prefers going full Sentinel, but it's there if she ever needs it
No.16475
Anonymous
Replies:>>16479
>>16472
That definitely explains why mankind is losing the war
No.16477
Anonymous
>They did but he decided to escape and watch Diehard instead
Don't think I didn't see your little joke Tanon!
No.16479
Anonymous
>>16475
Heh
No.16480
Anonymous
>>16474
What the fuck
No.16481
Anonymous
Image:172249909280.jpg(316kB, 3565x4096)20231125_115938.jpg
>>16462
He refused to eat?! That calls for drastic measures
Deploy the Plush
No.16482
Anonymous
Replies:>>16484
>You awaken.
>Your memories are foggy.
>Your body is sore.
>It's cold.
>You're inside a spire of some kind.
>The smell of oil fills the air.
>The lights of a drone's visor fills your vision.
>You sit half up, reach for your belt, but you don't feel the handle of your knife there.
>You look at the drone in front of you.
>You've startled them by your sudden movements.
>The drone is short in stature. She has grey hair and looks to be wearing an infantry style vest with the arms and insignia of its country unstitched from it.
>"Can you understand me?" She asks.

What do you do?

>1. Subdue her.
>2. Talk peacefully.
No.16483
Anonymous
Replies:>>16490
>>16457
you forget what the defining trait of sentinels in the canon is?

>>16460
> due to their bootleg-ass nature, labor bots are immune to most anti-drone cyber-attacks and electronic warfare countermeasures
No.16484