Keep talking about the Drones and everything related to the Drones and the Threads, we need to do it, because it's fun. The Booru with the Drones: https://dronebooru.co last thread >>54468
>>55319 That's kinda hot. I want a drawing of Cyn holding a pair of removed testicles from the cords and lowering them on her tongue while looking down at the viewer with an amused expression.
>You pull down the zipper and look inside your coat >Six yellow ovals look up at you >"Are we there yet?" >"Not yet. Stop struggling in there. You'll sting me." >"Sorry." >You pull the zipper back up >You found a box of living plushie drones earlier >They were cold, dirty and afraid >The robo pitts have been dropping by their box and mauling the litter until only three smol drones were left >You took pity on them against your better judgement because they gave you a look that you often see in the mirror >Dejected distress and a sense of being crushed and abandoned Pick your trio and continue the story I guess.
>Fun Daily HoDR facts: Police departments around the world have been outfitted with top of the line Sentinel Drone unites to combat crime. While effective, they have been criticized for using excessive force even during small misdemeanors.
>>55476 >Sentinel Drone starts choking Disassembly Drone after a traffic stop >Bystanders start filming the exchange: “Police brutality! She can’t breathe.” >”False Statement. As we are both drones, there is no air circulation necessary for our systems”. >”Now stop resisting you filthy Murder Drone”.
>>55482 Yeah, the drone lives matter protests were pretty crazy. Too bad they stopped after a video emerged of the Disassembly Drone eating a worker drone a couple of years ago.
with how often vore comes up in these threads I'm surprised I've never seen an OC whose whole purpose is swallowing targets whole, especially since there's already an entire rapist squad
>>55490 It is gibberish comprised of three different phrases. "Inside you there are two wolves", "there are two kinds of people in the world" and Duke Nukem's taunt "This can only end in two ways, and in both of them you die". Fanon has it that strong magnets impair drone mental functions, as displayed by SD-E.
>>55488 I would join the Amazing Digital Circus to be with her.
>As a reward for defeating the Solver, the drones are reborn as eldritch entities in a new,undestroyed universe >They come across a squishy mortal >Its Tessa, the real, unskinned version What are their reactions?
>>55512 >>55513 How do they spell his damn name...Caine. Caine just needs some playing along with. Before he starts talking you have to rush him, hug him, thank him for the best birthday present ever, and add that you have become so attached to Tessa that you will abstract on the spot and kill everyone if anything happens to her. Then you praise him for being such a good developer.
>>55515 again, this relies on you being quicker on the draw than what is effectively the god of your world. you'd be risking condemning Tessa to oblivion just because you want a cute ghost buddy.
>>55514 man that was such a famous movie back when it came out, I must've seen it a dozen times. I should watch it again, considering I've re-watched most Leslie Nielsen comedies recently.
So considering the events in Home are different because Uzi is interfering with the memories, what was the actual events of the night of the Gala. Obviously Cyn kills everyone, but did N really get killed by crows, for example?
>Solver won't lovingly augment your weak and inferior flesh with bits of herself until you're effectively a cyborg >She won't tell you that "the moment of pain will lead to an eternity of pleasure" as the Yellow Eye remakes (You) I wish there was a better Cynessa lewd model
>>55468 >>55534 It would be a really cool perk to have your drone gf show you in real time the moment you fertilize her through her face visor. >>55523 Can't blame them for trying, He's pretty cool. Wesker type scientist that attempted to make himself immortal using solver meat's mysterious properties when?
Anon, what do you think of fan projects? There are some pretty interesting and quality ones being created right now, which one are you looking forward to personally?
>>55525 Caine relies psychologically on the people under his power. If you trick him that what you want is what he wants, or even better convinced him that he planned it, then he will do it.
>>55485 >with how often vore comes up in these threads I'm surprised I've never seen an OC whose whole purpose is swallowing targets whole Because the whole vore thing is just a joke. You know we were just joking, r-right Anon? >especially since there's already an entire rapist squad Only a few oldfags remember them, it's 100% proven that any OC focused on a shitty fetish like rape will be completely ignored and forgotten once the creator stops making stuff about them
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I heard people argue that it makes a certain amount of sense that N, J, and V didn’t really react to Tessa’s death since V and J had literal decades to move on from it while N had 99% of his memories from her deleted and only had the remaining 1% back for like an hour before the reveal. However not having anything like that in the show feels unfulfilling, so here is my take on what their initial reactions might be like. (largely based on the Cyn tormenting J greens people have been writing past week.)
>>55538 how the fuck am i supposed to be invested in a murder drones story where the character blows up a planet in the fucking pilot what is the solver gonna do about this, she got beaten by 2 disassembly drones and an autist shes fucked unless she gets megatron and omicron on her side
>>55534 kiss me you can't escape forever kiss me I know you'll like the change the flesh will fill your veins let me explain a second's pain gives way to pleasures only dreamed of so kiss me
>>55485 It's a pretty niche fetish, but we already have two very good reverse Oogi greentext, I think there will be some more great greens coming soon.
Hello Anons. I know many of you are attending college right now, yet curiously, instead of studying, you're browsing these threads. So I have decided to bring the math to you. Let's start off with an easy one. Solve for X in Gooseworx. I even made a little drawing since I understand your brain cannot possibly comprehend something not related to Glitch. No cheating. If you fail this then your either severely retarded or underage.
Don't worry, tomorrow I'll make the question drone related.
>>55543 >and J had literal decades to move on from it I mean, to be fair, it's not really like she DID "move on" from it. Deciding to kill herself and everyone in the entire universe along with her by helping the cosmic vore demon consume everything doesn't exactly strike me as resolved grief.
>>55572 This is better for N than Tessa, if what I've heard it's true. Girls get more pleasure from taking it from behind than face to face, because of the location and shape of the clitoris.
>>55576 Assisting the seemingly-inevitable victory of the vore demon because that's the only chance you have of it letting you die and stay dead is a resolution. Not a remotely healthy resolution, but it's a resolution.
>>55564 Anon, I'm be brave under the threat of sounding stupid but... What's the angle? If the angle is 60° which is just a guess then all the sides are the same and the X is 16m but that's dumb. All we know is that the x and 2X sides can't be less then 16m but that doesn't tell us a lot. 2X+16 can't be less then X, which... Well no shit. Unless there's some Goose trongle information that's public knowladge that I'm unfamiliar with, the 'question' has insufficient information.
Even tho most of us are, as you said, in collage I do appreciate this elementary school tier question :) If you like math and probably check out the MD Table Top Role Playing Game being developed. It has its own thread. Yes I know shameless plug.
>>55594 Anon, your favorite drone is less than a mile from your house and will ask you the answer to this question. If you do not respond correctly, you will never see them again.
I've gotten fat and depression keeps pushing me to eat for comfort. Requesting U-U mocking my dick size and my body stench and whatever else. Make it hurt.
>>55609 >This guy has the same art style as Liam not even close, in fact the way he draws, especially the he draws the elbow spikes on DDs leads me to believe his art is heavily inspired by Grim’s
>>55438 speaking of the setting and ambience, it's by far one of the most underrated aspects of murder drones. there's just something about the dead surface of a frozen planet filled with industrial ruins and secret structures the manor too has it's great aestethics
>>55605 It's not about winning this is about sending a message and my brain is full of tism that needs to explode and draw will draw kinger for mr./co/ too the sheer power of love for robo men shines within my soul
>>55593 Trigonometry? I was never taught how to find a third side with zero angles given, though. Except right triangles obviously. And that's assuming the "m" stands for meters and not a variable I'm unaware of.
>>55640 I like this >security = space marines >accountant = sanctioned psyker >sales associate = sister of battle >IT = mechanicus >intern = chapter serf >HR = the inquisition >board of directors = primarchs >CEO = big E I love being autistic man
>>55643 >bunch of art >Someone is making a Irl Cynwalker Animatronic >Anon made a MD Table Top Roleplaying Game in the other thread I was wondering where you were. Missed, >I love my wife. posts
>>55650 >bunch of art I will check booru then. >Someone is making a Irl Cynwalker Animatronic Saw that vid in youtube recoms. >I was wondering where you were. Well, let's just say that I was very sick. Missed these threads...
>>55586 Honestly man I just drew Goose and put random numbers to the side. Congrats on being the only Anon to seriously try to solve it. I’ll give you an A+.
>>55711 Tessa kneeling on the floor after another disciplinary session. Holding her tattered dress over her breasts with one arm as I clean and dress the wounds on her back. J is standing next to us, holding the first aid kid and frowning. She knows this isn't the last time this happens. Tessa knows it too. She has a kind heart and tries not to worry others. Her other hand is spread across her face, trying to hide as much of it as possible. She grits her teeth as she cries. She has learned to cry quietly but the subtle shaking of her back gives her away. Poor girl.
>You are Anon >You're a proud employee at JCJenson IN SPACE >And you've never been more scared shitless than you are now >The thing standing in front of you, between you and the escape pod, looks vaguely like a worker drone >It's taller, leggier, has hair for some reason, and kind of looks like an angel...or demon...vampire? >Either way it just tore through a reinforced glass window and is now staring you down >It's also very immune to bullets, and guns thrown by IT guys >So...you're fucked. >You make a mad dash for the pod, hoping that its supernatural speed and reflexes were a fluke >They weren't, and you wince as the thing grabs your arm with its knife-hand >You grit your teeth, trying not to pull away as it has you in a bladed grip >... >It's staring at your arm >It's staring at the cuts it's made across your arm >Whatever fascination it's suddenly acquired, it's currently not killing you so you let it stare >It suddenly releases you, and you fall back against the wall, legs pushing you towards the door >Before you can get more than a foot towards it, it's on top of you >This thing is DEFINITELY some kind of female >She seems to have a regular drone hand >her grip is tight as she wrenches your bloodied arm out of your grip and up to her eyes >She seems fascinated by the fact that you're bleeding >It's not a deep cut, but it still hurts like a bitch, especially as the odd drone keeps pulling your arm closer to her face >You try and pull away, but this drone is strong as fuck, you can only watch as she stares >You redouble your efforts as the bladed hand comes back to your arm >The tip drags across the surface, bringing a fresh line of pain as a new cut is made >You can't tell if this thing is sadistic, or genuinely curious about the idea of blood >You are especially not sure as she brings her tongue to your cut and...licks your wound >The tongue is...soft. It still stings as it runs over your skin, but it's softer than you'd have thought >the visual of that bloodied tongue disappearing into her mouth >The way she seems to be....tasting you? >You aren't sure how to feel with that too-wide smile and teeth tinged red >The odd drone shimmies forward, sitting in your lap as she presses forward >The regular hand holds your head still, while the other and more dangerous one comes to your face >Your cheek is cut before you even have time to react >But you curse under your breath as warm blood runs down your face >But not for long, as the drone leans in to lap at the cut she's made >You're perfectly still, you don't dare move a muscle >This close, you can hear her breathing >A soft laughter you hadn't noticed before as she...drinks from you >That damndable tongue travels downward as she laps at what blood got to your neck >then suckles at the collar of your shirt >You have no idea what's going on, but the next sensation is the feeling of sharp teeth biting into your shoulder >She tears away at your shirt, as her mouth closes over the fresh wound >You can feel that tongue working overtime now, and your brains short circuiting as conflicting feelings crash into each other >The pain and pleasure bleed into each other, a heady mixture that's made stronger by the adrenaline you're feeling >this shouldn't feel good, you shouldn't be enjoying this >Your body shouldn't be responding to this so readily! >And yet, as you hear the soft moans from the drone as she drinks from your shoulder, you feel it >It peppers your chest with bites, none more than superficial but all of them enough to make you bleed a little >And each time, what precious lifeblood you spill is greedily collected by your assailant >The sight of this thing's face stained read shouldn't be so stimulating >The way it rubs its bloodied cheeks shouldn't make you move yourself to be more accessible >Bite, lick, moan >it's an endless cycle of exquisite torture >The vision of it straddling your waist, face and hands a bloody mess >It's making you lightheaded >Or maybe it's the blood loss >... >You aren't sure how long you were out >But when you wake up, you're sore all over >Your body is covered with cuts and bites >most of them covered by what looks like makeshift bandages >the area around you is the stuff of nightmares >You aren't sure how much blood was in you, but you're sure it's less than what's on the floor now >And yet, you're alive >The drone sits nearby, seemingly content? >"You." she says, "Delicious." >okay? >She seems to be staring at your chest >You follow her gaze and aren't sure how to processess what you see >As "S" has been carved into your chest >It's a really cool S, but it's an S all the same >"You," it says, gesturing to the Cool S, "Belong to me. Got it?" >You nod, not like you can escape her anyways.
>>55721 >Tessa lying on the floor after another disciplinary session >her ass is red hot, her tongue lolling from her mouth and drooling all over the floor, her legs coated from thigh to foot in her own cum >next door, you can hear a similar spanking occuring in Louisa's room
>>55438 >"First things first: I want you two to say something nice about each other," Lizzy told her oil-thirsty galpals who could effortlessly kill her. >"Doll, I..." V looked back to Lizzy, wincing. "Do I gotta look at her when I say it?" >"Yeah, you both need to look at each other." Doll's coldly glowing eyes narrowed as she glared at V. "Respectfully," Lizzy added, loudly sipping her 10% antifreeze for emphasis. Doll relented. >V took a breath and turned back to face Doll. "Doll, I just wanted to say that that flowy thing your hair does now is beautiful and honestly kinda calming to watch." >"Doll, what do you say?" >"... Спасибо, Ви," the black ghost forced herself to say. >"Now you say something nice about V," Lizzy said, before taking another sip of her antifreeze. >"Ви, я думаю, что..." Doll's jagged mouth hung open as she thought of what she could actually, sincerely compliment about her parents' murderer. The same cold light as her eyes shined up from inside her. After the ghost reflected, a red AbsoluteSolver rune pulled her glass of oil to her mouth and she downed it. "Я думаю, что ты выглядишь очень мило в этих очках, и я рад, что ты теперь серьезно относишься к своим проблемам со зрением." >"Aw, thanks," V said bashfully. "I was afraid everyone really thought I looked like a dork, but hearing that from someone who isn't afraid of me-" >"Не испытывай судьбу," Doll groused. >"Did you say something?" Lizzy asked pointedly. >"Я сказала, не за что," Doll said, looking away from Lizzy's disappointed eyes. >"See Uzi, this is a space for healing," Lizzy said, all smiles as she put her elbows on the patio table and propped her head up with her hands. "You've been crazy quiet this whole time you've been here," she asked, a note of concern sneaking into her voice. "Any reason?"
>>55735 >Uzi gulped. "I've, uh... I've just got a lot on my mind right now, heheh..." >"Why'd N suggest you come, anyway?" V asked. "I keep asking him what's gotten into you two and he won't say. I'M the one who's supposed to be keeping secrets from HIM!" V pouted before grabbing the 2 liter oil can on the table and pouring some of it into her antifreeze. A throat clearing from Lizzy reminded her to put it back between her and Doll, who refilled her own glass. >Uzi took a deep breath. "It's... it's kind of about my... you know... Robo-Satan monster flesh..." Uzi momentarily popped her wings out for emphasis. "It's gotten worse since I saved the planet..." >"Worse than at camp?" Lizzy cocked an eyebrow. >"Much worse." >"Worse than when you were like a wild animal, impossible to reason with, you just wanted oil, all of it, and... could have killed me in dozens of different ways on top of how you killed Rebecca and the others..." Lizzy stared off over Uzi's shoulder and fell silent. >Uzi turned to Doll. SHE ALWAYS BEN LIKE THS? her visor suddenly displayed. >ДА quickly-and just as briefly as the question it answered-replaced Doll's eyes. As Uzi and V expected. >"Of course it's much worse," V explained as she shook Lizzy's arm, rousing her from her reverie, "she ate the black hole in Cyn's core. The source of what happened to her at camp." >"Uh, Lizzy?" Uzi asked. "Do you have anything stronger than 10%? I might need that to get through this." >Fully returned to reality, Lizzy pulled up a 16 ounce bottle of 30% antifreeze. "Should I get you a glass, or...?" >A purple AbsoluteSolver rune sliding the bottle over to Uzi and unscrewing the cap gave her her answer. >"Psychosomatic, psychosomatic, psychosomatic..." Uzi muttered under her breath as she put the bottle to her mouth. After taking a swig, she resumed her tale of woe. "Up until now, I've tried to keep all this between me, N, and my parents, but it's still been weighing on me really badly. N told me you've done V a lot of good, and apparently done Doll a lot of good, so..." >"Uzi, we can't help you if we don't know what the damage is," V told her. >"Whatever your secret is, it's safe with us," Lizzy said in a tone Uzi had never heard from her before. None of the things that marked Lizzy as Lizzy were in it-not pride, not cattiness, not anger, not mischief, not glee, not lust, nothing. This was a completely serious Lizzy, stripped down to just a deep and abiding love for her friends that apparently lay at her core. She wasn't sure how it made her feel. "No one down here in Cryogenics but you, me, my besties, and human skeletons."
>>55737 >"Psychosomatic, psychosomatic, psychosomatic..." Another swig. "Okay. V, Doll, I think it's especially important that you two know this. I wanna talk with you two separately afterwards. And V? I'm gonna need you to stay calm." >V placed her arm on the table, and let Lizzy hold her hand. "I'm as calm as I'm ever gonna be," she said, downing the rest of her antifreeze with her free hand. >Beads of sweat started displaying on Uzi's visor. "O-okay, everyone, I'm gonna need you to close your eyes..." >Lizzy and her besties obliged. >Uzi hesitated. >A harsh electrical sound came and went with the dolorous stroke. >"You can look now..." Uzi said sheepishly. >"Боже мой..." Doll mumbled in shock. >V screamed and pulled a laser cannon from her free arm, but Lizzy squeezed her other hand and V's other hand returned. >Lizzy finished the rest of her antifreeze. "... So what's that thing behind you?" she asked. >"That's... that's the real me now," Uzi sighed. The claw holding her head in place let go, and it limply fell forward. Meanwhile, the claw holding under her arms pushed her chest forward to make her slump over into the arms more claws had carefully positioned on the table. "I can't play it cool anymore. I'm not God, I'm not even an edgy self-insert, I'm just..." >[A cute puppet,] an emotionless staccato voice said at the very back of her mind. [You are just a cute puppet. The cutest puppet I ever did see.] >"A monster," one of the half-lidded purple eyed cameras hanging over Uzi said in Uzi's voice. >Lizzy got out of her chair and walked over to the lifeless Uzi. "Could the weird giant monster eye that just talked come down here?" >Uzi-the camera she had chosen to speak through anyway-craned over to Lizzy. "Yeah?" she asked. >Lizzy pecked the camera on its side. >"Don't ever say you're just a monster. You're a weird freak goblin who somehow got a dreamy vampire to fall head over heels for you and stopped the apocalypse. Gimme one of tho- no, gimme the weirdest, most messed up kind of arm you have." >A tentacle with a human hand on the end snaked over to Lizzy. "Lizzy, where are you going with this?" Uzi asked, as the body at the table rose from its chair and yet more claws made it walk over to her. >Lizzy intertwined the fingers of one of her hands with the human hand Uzi had extended to her. "Getting you used to the sight of a regular worker drone not being afraid of you," Lizzy said, in that new alarmingly serious tone. "Not for any reason related to all this, anyway. You're still a freak. Just not for this." Normal Lizzy was trickling back in. >A smile started creeping onto Uzi's face. Another harsh electronic noise later, and the gargantuan centipede vanished. "I never thought I'd say this, but... thanks, Lizzy." >A cornucopia of love formed around Uzi. >"You wanna start coming to these get-togethers from now on?" V asked, printing a schedule from the arm that wasn't wedged between Uzi and Lizzy. >"You know what? Yeah, I would. Maybe I could bring some anime over." >Doll abruptly disengaged from the group hug. "Лиззи? Второй пациент, которого вы назначили на сегодня, должен прийти с минуты на минуту." >"Crap, I forgot all about her! Okay, girls, get back to your seats. Just play it like we didn't just have a big serious moment without her." >A minute later, a new set of steps echoed off the floor of Cryogenics. >Not of feet like Uzi's and Lizzy's, but awkward pegs like V's. >"Hello?" J called out. "I was told there was a New Tess- a spunky teenage girl who does what she wants and has compassion for the outcasts of mainstream society down here?" >"No one here is an outcast except Uzi, but the rest is spot on," Lizzy responded."Get back here so we can braid your hair."
>Meeting J at a young entrepreneur's expo! >Hitting it off with J over your superior business knowledge! >Coming up with a perfect new start-up with J! >Convincing J to quit her job and go all in on your idea! >Taking out a loan in J's name! >Getting your new business off the ground with J! >Seeing J insult and boss around all your new employees! >Growing your business into a respected company(J had to take out another loan)! >Bringing on your friends into executive positions! >Seeing J get mad when a business article is written about just you! >Becoming the face of the company instead of J! >Having J confront you over missing funds(You've been embezzling them)! >Teaming up with the other executives to oust J from the company! >Having J come crying to you months later that the loan sharks are after her! >Buying out J's debt and using it to make her do whatever you want! >Rehiring J into the company as your secretary(short skirt and garters)! >Seeing J getting bullied by the employees she used to boss around! >Having J in your office most of the day giving you 'special reports'! >Finding J crying in the closet(You take take some time to 'cheer her up')! >Noticing J sneaking around your office after hours! >Having J triumphantly storm into your office! >Listening to J explain how she gathered evidence of your embezzlement and submitted it to the feds! >Seeing J's smug face as the feds storm into the building! >Seeing J's expression crumble when they go into the next office and arrest another executive! >Telling J you saw through her plan weeks ago and swapped out the documents! >Explaining to J that the other executive was making plans to challenge your authority and had to go! >Thanking J for helping to make sure there was nobody left to challenge your rule! >Seeing J's face when you tell her to come help you celebrate!
>>55663 Apologies for the late response but both of these are very very good. If I HAD to choose one it'd probably be the first one if only because you can see more of her expression and I enjoy that. Thank you very much for taking up my request in any case.
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>>55735 >>55737 >>55740 >Post-Canon!Lizzy really is a certified monster fucker hugger Incredibly based work writefren! I'll be sure to update the cap with translations when I go to upload it in the next few days
>>55744 Hello, good timing, very nice to hear you like em I'll go with the first one. Just don't expect it soon I have little time from Monday till Wednesday/ many started Alices/ones that are urgent. >>55282 Proportions are still weird, 'drone limbs aren't that long' but I think the overall idea is good, posting that now cause it will take a while to finish anyways. Guess it could take place after that one Alice/core Nori green, tho them eventually managing to get along would be very desirable it won't come fast if at all.
>>55747 >Just don't expect it soon I have little time from Monday till Wednesday/ many started Alices/ones that are urgent That's fine! Please take all the time you need to finish it, I eagerly await the end result!
Fucking phone cache died after having written long post death to China and the CCP and the Chinese in general cause they are honorless cheating cheap monkeys
>>54113 Pls dew it anon I need it, we need it! >>54211 Didn't reply when I first read due to laziness, but that's peak! Read it after having driven to Uni early as fuck just for it to be in vain, having effectively ruined the previous night and current day for no reason, but that green made my day better immediately. Alone with Alice innawoods in winter, God that's just ethereal, daydream scenario ever since having read of it sometime last fall...need more of such kino please, Alice fueled escapism for the win! Look at her, that pretty design, clean white clean dark, some grey and metal, such sharp sleek shapes, those teeth and warm lights, her eyes, the dark hair, mmm
>>55758 luckily I was quick enough to hide the post before she saw it. one time she saw that copypasta about that one square– she started playing a bunch of propaganda at max volume and taking bites out of my fucking monitor saying something about how it was a "restricted item"
>>55768 >damaged goods >sees herself as violated and unworthy of being loved >stopped wearing glasses despite still being as nearsighted as ever >doesn't wear pants
>>55769 >wouldn't be able to go outside during the day because she's a Solver mutant who the sun would kill >wouldn't be able to go outside at night without being overpowered and killed by DDs >wouldn't be able to fly inside an outpost >would be forced to keep her wings secret Honestly, maybe Mika burning out in her locker was for the best.
>>55780 >more deranged for N than anyone else on this planet and i 100% believe this to be true >have been charging my special meter for nearly 20 years (my special attack is pelvis shattering) while growing up sheltered and isolated in the middle of nowhere, with no one to empty my special meter on, meaning it’s way overcharged >about to be a black belt in 3 weeks, as long as i pass the test yeah i think i could
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Harper telling Sentinel Elf that she doesn't need to be afraid anymore, and that she's perfectly willing to listen to her problems and help her work through them
>>55786 Elf making friends for the first time in her life only for them to all die during an operation with her as the only survivor so she blames herself and becomes even more traumatized!
Am I (25M) overreacting at my (2F) drone’s jealousy?
Hey guys. I’m a software developer that’s been working at JCJENSON for the past couple of years now. After saving some money I decided to treat myself to their products and bought a worker drone to do the household chores I was too busy to do. Initially, things were looking great. She was a little shy the first week but after treating her with patience and calibrating her settings correctly, she got to work immediately. I also took advantage of her multi-platform features to connect my social media and contacts to her, which would come back to bite me in the ass later. At first she was pretty normal. She cooked dinner, made my chores and even responded to some less important emails. But after a couple of months she started acting up. The first red flag was when one of my co-workers refused to speak to me during work. After asking her what was up, she called me an asshole and told me to check my texts. I was dumbfounded, so I did and was shocked by what I saw. There were messages from me calling her “ugly” and “annoying” that I didn’t remember sending. I apologized profusely and did some investigating. Apparently, the source of the messages came from my house. Since there was nobody else who could have send them but my drone I interrogated her. At first she tried to play dumb but after pressing further she confessed to sending the texts. She said that it was because because my co-worker was “pushy” and overstepping her boundaries with me, even though she only asked me to go get drinks with her. I admit that I got a little bit mad and told her some pretty mean words about decommissioning her, but I apologized afterwards. I unlinked my social media accounts on her and things were smooth sailing for a year straight. Until last month. I started staying overtime and told my drone to make sure the house was locked up until I returned. However, I started noticing that some electronic appliances were going missing over a couple of weeks. Deciding to try and figure it out, I bought a baby monitor and placed it in secret in the living room kitchen. What I saw the next day was my drone, without hesitation, taking my smart microwave and roomba and destroying them with a hammer before putting them down the drainage sink disposal. I was pissed and drove back home, but she blew up on me saying that “those fuckers were taking up space” and “the only electronic you need is me”.
I decided that enough was enough and put her on shut-down mode, but the warranty is expired and resetting her will erase the memories we made over the 2 years.
>>55799 It’s default but now that you mention it there was this one time that her visor turned X when she was doing my laundry. I told her if she was ok and she said that it meant she was at “low battery”, but I searched on the JCJENSON website and nothing popped up.
>>55795 I would reassure John and tell him there is always a way out, that he can escape I would then tell Jane she is the cause of all her problems and that B is dead Then I would cuddle John
>Be writefag because writing makes me happy >Put out greens almost everyday >Decide to get job >Can't put out green at all, too exhausted and come home extremely late at night >Remember that I promised to have a green out before taking said job >Don't feel happy >Suffer
>>55811 I just post on the job lol. It’s not like I have anything better to do and even though it’s difficult posting on mobile, I still manage to write alot.
>>55804 NTA - while you’re technically correct that Ns only *need* oil to function and stay alive, feeding your N human food (in moderation) actually has lots of nutritional benefits (and also makes them happy!) sharing some of your meals with, or even cooking for, your N is perfectly fine and healthy for him - as long as you’re not giving him too much or feeding him junk food. Ns actually love eating a variety of foods and it’s a good way to take care of your N and make him happy! just note two things: >Ns still *need* the same amount of oil to function and stay alive, regardless of what else you feed them - many N owners make this mistake, giving their N less oil per day since they feed him more food, which causes N to become fatigued and overheated. >switching an N from an oil-only diet to solid foods may not be easy on his stomach, he may have some symptoms for the first few weeks - you can help by letting him lay down and rest as much as he needs, making sure he stays hydrated, give him medicine and/or natural remedies, and if you wanna be extra nice, rubbing his belly when it hurts. yogurt is also good for digestion, for humans and Ns alike!
>>55813 I think we read entirely different JCJENSON manuals, Anon. N is kept outside the entire day and only gets fed oil once a day if he behaves well. Any more than that is a waste of money and time.
>>55818 anon no, thats drone abuse if you keep him outside all day and don’t feed him plenty of oil, he’ll overheat and be very sick Ns are like the golden retrievers of the drone world, they wanna be inside with their owners and cuddle do you have him in a fence?
>>55820 >>55821 he’s doing just fine. to cut some corners I started feeding him the leftover virgin oil from when I finish cooking rather than the recommended JCJENSON premium oil brand. Also I found him outside a 7/11 begging for food and it followed me home
>>55798 my drone has had that weird X symbol pop up a few times too, I haven't noticed anything wrong with her since it started and she assures me she's fine so I wouldn't worry about it too much. I can't blame you for reacting how you did, but I do think you took things a little too far. consumer-grade drones, especially lower-end models, can have difficulty processing emotions and understanding what's appropriate behavior. you should've done this in the first place, but if you're worried about more destructive outbursts I'd suggest booting her into safe mode: she'll be able to hear, see, and talk to you, but the rest of her functions will be inaccessible. that way you can have a serious conversation about appropriate behavior without having to worry about more property damage. I'd also be prepared to have a very distraught drone on your hands– you did just effectively knock her out after past threats of having her decommissioned.
>>55830 Honestly I do all ranges, mostly medium to long though. The one I wanted to put out is long, but I straight-up hadn't had a chance to work on it at all
>>55834 >The one I wanted to put out is long, but I straight-up hadn't had a chance to work on it at all Jeez, tell me about it Anon. There’s a story I worked on for a month but had to rewrite because of inconsistencies. It’s almost back to square one with only some major broadstrokes of the plot remaining. It’s been about 3 weeks and I haven’t touched it because of how overwhelming it is. Good luck to you and I hope you’re able to have a chance to writefag again.
>>55836 >Original Bloodplay green >Major OC’s first greens (E, Beretta, ITanon’s humans, Jane) >NANITE NUT >Original HoDR greens And a whole bunch of shit I probably missed
>>55837 I completely lost confidence in my writing after reading my previous greens, and basically gave up writing. But then some stuff happened and I want to write again, but I'm struggling to put words on paper. Even worse; there are a couple of people who are looking forward to it.
Whining in the thread is very cathartic though, especially when there are others doing it alongside me
>>55849 yeah, J's dislike of N at the manor might be unjustified– she probably didn't want to have to compete for Tessa's attention– but her hatred for N by the time she's on Copper-9 is a lot more understandable. J and V both have to bear the weight of knowing what they've done and who they're serving, but N gets to stay carefree. I really wish we got to see that dynamic evolve. I also wish we got to see J process everything after the solver is defeated.
>>55846 >I completely lost confidence in my writing I understand man. Now that we're whining I might as well join in. I've written a lot of greens that are still talked about a year later, yet for some reason, the one big story I'm writing makes me feel like I'm a horrible writer. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's fear that this story, which I consider "important" compared to the other greens I've posted, will somehow end up being the worst. It's gotten me to the point where I started writing a separate plot bunny on the side so I could avoid continuing it. Sometimes I wish that it could just type itself and get it over with, but it is what it is.
pre-pilot J stomping on N’s chest over and over, hoping to literally break his heart, while he just lays there and takes it because he can’t stand up for himself and believes he’s that worthless
post-finale J trying to do the same thing again, but N won’t get down on the ground for her and instead stands there and just stares at her with his hands on his hips, looking sick of her shit
>>55846 >>55854 NTA i wanna hug both of yall, i’m sorry you guys are so hard on yourself :( i wish i could say i relate but my writing is literally just fueled by “this concept activates my neurons” and a burning need to write it out for myself and other anons, i accept the fact that it’s mediocre kek
>>55860 Thanks. I fuck myself over by taking my writings too seriously and revising them over and over again to make them sound better but it ends up being a waste of time. >my writing is literally just fueled by “this concept activates my neurons” same. I just wish I could just take it easy and post what I wanted without acting like it was a PHD dissertation
To the Anon who gave me the idea two threads ago, here's a mockup of what I think Sebastian, Anon and Solver Host Emily's child would look like. It's just a head right now because I don't have a good idea as to what he could wear. If the same Anon who gave me a general description of Sebastian give me some ideas for clothles, I'll make a full-body drawing of Sebastian.
>>55867 Say goodbye to being a virgin and alone anon you just married labour bot expect a lot of bed break sex and a lot of children what world Labour Bot baby look like O
>N wanting to dress up as something scary for Halloween >N deciding to dress up as J >N going to the effort to procure a hefty backplate and chestpads while changing out his wig >N tricking you into thinking he's J from afar only to startle you with his boyish voice as he starts giggling because he tricked you
>Deep withing a dark cave you and your party come to a complete stop in a large empty chamber with a massive pit in the middle >Not knowing what to do, you briefly turn back only for the very ground beneath you to start shaking >From the depths of the pit a giant Bugretta rises, casting a massive shadow over you and your party >Clearing her throat of honey she begins to sing >"I AM, THE GREAT MIGHTY BOOG AND I'M GOING THROW MY OOO AT YOU!"
>>55762 We have stopped exporting soviet drones as we find it really disgusting what you, western pig, are doing with them. It's disgusting! They are comrades in work, not slaves or, blyat, sex dolls!
>>55891 >After managing to 'damage' the Bugretta enough, you see her begin to cough violently >Out from her mouth flies a busted and broken Phonograph which repeats the beginning verse endlessly before Y silences it with her sword >The Bugretta's once angry face turns back into a kind smile, it lets out a satisfied "Oooo" before descending back into the darkness >Thankfully however, you and your party don't come out of this battle empty handed as a quakes caused by the Bugretta's descent reveal the body of a long dead Squirrel king >Taking his crown grants one of your party members the ability to die during a battle and instantly revive once
>>55891 >Bringing Beretta to this fight instantly hits her with the stat debuff >"Existential Crisis" >Causing all of her attacks/powers to do less damage/health >Bringing Commander Oogi or even playing as one yourself allows you to immediately determine the cause of Bugretta's wrath, granting you more critical chance
part of me wants to do a thing where I make one drawing each in the style's of other Artfag's here, but doing that without permission feel's kind of shitty,
>>55899 Wouldn't it be nice for an artist to know that someone liked his style so much that they decided to copy it? I'm not claiming or speaking for drawfriends, if anything.