/md/ - Murder Drones

>>53477
He is a guitarist?

>>53478
N serenading uzi with cheesy midwestern rock music.....

>>53479
made for uppies and kisses and whatnot

I wonder what grilled solver meat would taste like

>>53479
She's so small and cute, I just want to smooch her dumb little screen face.

>>53483
wrong. not in any apparent way, but solver meat wouldn't taste like it was ever alive. Like someone had the vague understanding of what certain meats were meant to taste like, and tried very hard to copy it and only got like 88% of the way there. There'd be a slightly oily aftertaste, and the only meat that'd taste mostly right is pork (though the reason behind that is horrifying in its own right). It'd be filling, sure. In fact you would argue that feeling it still growing even as you digested it would make it a little TOO filling. But the overall wrongness of the meat's flavor would be more offputting than something that's easy to ignore.
That wouldn't stop the solver from lovingly preparing it in every mean it'd serve you, though.

>>53485
>solver meat wouldn't taste like it was ever alive. Like someone had the vague understanding of what certain meats were meant to taste like, and tried very hard to copy it and only got like 88% of the way there.
So, like how lab grown meat keeps being reported tasting?

>>53487
I guess? Definitely would probably be the same sort of process, but more "technosorcery" because of whatever power the solver has.

>Fun daily HoDR facts: Solver produced meat is more ethical and nutritious compared to real meat. That’s why it’s the only option available in the market. Go ahead and eat it alongside a warm glass of chocolate milk.

Relinking my Chiappa Doorman greentext here >>53406

>>53491
>Chiappa
CHIPY-CHIPY
>CHAPA-CHAPA
DUBI-DUBI
>DABA-DABA

A reminder to all JCJenson employees - do not consume or buy any meat from the broader market. That is meat contaminated with nanoparticles by HoDR. We're still investigating the effects of the nanoparticles but we know that it involves some sort of brainwashing. Only buy meat from authorized HR sellers to avoid contamination.

>>53490
If drones had any sort of reproductive anatomy, Lizzy would be sopping wet seeing that.

>>53494
>H.A.N.D.S propaganda in 3024

>>53497
HR has more legitimacy to exist than HoDR, HR has existed since the inception of JCJenson.

>>53493
Cyn Sings "Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa" By Her Voice Actor

>>53496
I don't usually subscribe to the yurishit, because yuri fans are kind of annoying. But the whole "Lizzy is a monsterfucker among drones" is way too humorous considering her main friends are
>A russian witch (then undead/zombie)
>A vampire
>Uzi (eldritch horror, possibly actually a solverpede)
>Doll again (maybe an oil ghost now)
Lizzy's friend group is just attractive monsters and Thad, but Thad's a monster in a different sense.

Addendum to previous announcement - do not consume any products by HoDR under any circumstance. All food made by HoDR has been contaminated.

>>53472
Recently drawn up Sentinel by Buffanon, I think. She's not really story driven if I remember right, she's just a more 'assertive' Sentinel Drone with humans, for humor.

>>53479
Looks like the type to get bullied by a hag and a virus

>>53500
Fiction needs more monstergirl-fucking Gigastacies.

>>53500
Don't forget that time she flirted with another vampire hard enough to make her vampire bestie jealous.

>>53494
How are these guys allowed in the meat storage? I thought HoDR were given access to only their own department, they should not have been able to enter the meat storage in the first place.

HoDR and H.A.N.D.S need to set aside their differences and have a hot, sloppy make out session to get along.

It just hit me that Nori telling N he looked familiar is probably a throwback to an "Uzi finds out N killed her mom" arc from before Liam had to cut down his multi-season concept to just the core story beats.

>>53490
given she's a Russian witch I'm kinda surprised I've never seen Doll called a baba yaga (though I guess now she's more of a Nav or Kikimora)

>>53515
is that something Liam said he wanted to do? or are you just speculating that it was foreshadowing?

Anyone remember batAnon?

>>53517
this chick crazy
she’s perfect

>>53519
I don't notice a lot of old anons, where are they?

>>53521
>where are they
here probably.

>>53518
It's not foreshadowing, it's a remnant of an earlier, less compressed story.

>>53516
Doll's a strigoaică, as are Nori and Yeva and pre-Solverpede Uzi. The DDs are strigoi mort.

>>53519
Yeah, I locked him up in the maximum security prison, so everyone will be safe, forever.

>>53525
Damn, imagine using him to hit cynwalker

>>53491
this guy wouldn't do a request even if you asked him nicely, what an asshole

>>53523
again, is that something Liam has indicated is the case, or are you speculating?

Soon

Dead thread, delete Plus

>>53515
Kek

>>53535
It’s over Jim.

Good lord this entire thread and site is dead.
Just accept that the MD fanbase is dead and gone. You must be deleted in order to save space on this site.

>>53529
I'm guessing, based on all the stuff about "season 1" and how originally there was going to be a gradual buildup to the eldritch nonsense instead of jumping into it immediately.

>>53532
Sauce?

>>53539
In your mother

>>53541
>>53540
>>53539
>>53538
Why won’t you just accept you’re dead

>>53527
NTA (And making a generous assumption that this isn't bait)
Considering that the request was for explicit incest between their OCs I can't necessarily blame them. And before you start screeching about moral faggotry and double standards lemme refer you to a couple unspoken, but nonetheless important (and frankly obvious), golden rules when it comes to making requests
>Contentfags typically aren't keen on creating free (or in some cases even paid) fetish content (ESPECIALLY of their OCs) unless they happen to share that particular fetish
>Throwing a fit over a request being passed over both makes that particular request exponentially more unlikely to be fulfilled by anyone & only comes off as bait

>>53542
I'm undead, anon I cannot be killed

>>53544
Please I want to be wrong.
Prove to me that this fanbase lives

>>53543
He's not being genuine. He's just picking on switchguy for his own amusement.

>>53543
Imagine thinking someone will do whatever you ask kek

>>53493
probably getd bullied with this

>>53551
Obviously they aren't biologically related. So it's not creepy that Cyn (and after it finishes overriding her, the Absolute Solver) is attracted to him.

>>53547
Honestly I have a feeling he might be a lost sharteen after that failed raid. Remember that these are the people who tried to dox Nemlei because of TCOAAL. He probably saw Switchanon's OCs and decided to start shit just for fun.

>>53551
Because in ep 5 Cyn say's
"You seem upset, big brother N."

>>53551
N once helped her out of a washing machine, therefore tradition dictates they are brother and sister.

>>53552
I wouldn't say it's attracted to him, more like, it loves to fuck with him
>>53554
Yeah I know, but that really doesn't mean t hey are siblings, it's just a warm way to address him, it's cute in that scenario, it's not cute when you feel something for someone, and they say you are a like a brother

>>53554
How does that work with them being robots?

Please be alive, I beg you

Good morning American anon, you should be at work, get up.

>>53559
I'm not american but I do be at university, and instead of paying attention I'm here

>>53559
I’m at school. And I don’t care, I want Droens

>>53564
Droens deployed.

>>53566
>N Core and Ball joint torture

>>53562
Sniff

>>53568
Kay

>>53566
>>53567
Aamzing.

>>53491
Pretty good, Anon. I hope you feel better.

>>53575
He is cave exploring, of course he can't get a call, duh.

>>53572
Yanon is doing diddly squat with them.

>>53579
I don't want your love. I want Tessa. And before you try any of the usual chicanery, I mean alive and unspoilt like the day (but not the night) of the massacre.

Good morning

>>53556
I firmly believe the Solver is yandere for N. Torturing him isn't just a fun little hobby for it, it's an obsession.

>>53582
Morning lad.

Are Unnons supposed to be scared of Fuugis? My Fuugi wants to interact with my Unnon but he either hides or runs away from her.

what do you think Alice was when she was first brought to the labs? maybe she was just a naive little country bumpkin. anxious but excited at the prospect of doing her part to fight back against the solver

>>53587
Feral.

>>53572
Yes!

>>53587
They were probably picked up straight from a production line, then killed in hilariously large numbers to get a few that actually revived.

>>53587
Likely an average mine worker. Seems likely they'd be the most numerous at least on Copper-9, easier to take batches of already existing drones instead of waiting for production of new workers. I also think older miner drones might be more likely selected in terms of research material because they've been around longer and their A.I. has developed more compared to fresh-off-the-line drones or even drones in safer work environments. Alice might have just developed the Southern thing from working alongside human workers with a strong Southern culture background from before getting picked for torture experiments at Cabin Fever.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Will Fuguedrone stop being a gay homofag?

>>53594
Cute

>>53480
What band would be closest to hid style?

>>53597
Fake and gay scenario, no Vee would follow orders from such a faggot

>>53597
>Oogi wakes up
>"Stupid dweam, bit me!"

>>53519
No and it should stay that way
Glad that mf is gone

>>53589
she wouldn't have been feral starting out, I doubt they'd have picked an drone that unstable to try and contain the solver. Nori was a bitch but she must have strong mental fortitude to stay sane after everything

>>53594
You still holding up, man? How much left of that giga drawing?

>>53606
Nori's an autistic goblin, she's about as insane as she can get already. Things that would drive other drones insane just make her anxious and depressed.

>>53594
Awwwww

>>53597
Wow, that was... brutal.

>>53596
Sure why not

>>53594
I want to give Avre a kiss

>>53610
I like to think she was involved in some kind of inventory department who had to sort out all human staff belongings that could've been brought from Earth or other star systems before they were transferred to Copper-9. Increases her likelihood of encountering cat headphones, nightcore music and anime material brought along by the humans who were weebs at heart despite humanity as a whole having achieved interstellar travel.

>>53620
The Vees would steal the Enn and sting your ass

>>53621
What part of trained Enn do you not understand?

>>53608
when it's done i'll draw a yotsuba drone

>>53622
The part where fifty Vees sting you to death

>>53616
Fugue no! I need your assbuns and your bunghole.

>>53623
Take your time m8

Fuck it. I feel like this is referencing something but I don't know what that something is, so I'm writing what came to mind.

>>53579
>The shape was distinctly feminine, from the oversized bow in its hair to the sashay of its hips beneath the dress
>it's form, save for those glowing eyes, blended into the darkness of your room as you stared at it from your bed
>You tried to move, but something held you in place
>Not fear, though that definitely was a close runner-up, but something more tangible.
>The thing shambled closer, and raised a hand
>You briefly saw something flicker between its fingers before your phone came to life
>A post on your favorite Brazilian Eyebrow-waxing Editorial Page
>In a thread you had almost single-handedly kept alive for a day
>The subject: monster girls and why they're great
>Looking from your phone, back to the shambling thing and its steadily growing smile, you think you got the message
>The message: that IT got YOUR message, and it liked what it read
>The thread, borne of the desire to substitute the warmth of friendship for the heat of a flamewar, had ended in comradery between you and the passing through posters
>But it was still relatively fleeting, an escape
>This thing, steadily moving towards your prone body with all the eagerness of a Sunday stroll, had seen your post as some kind of call
>And answered eagerly
>As it reached the foot of your bed, you found the vestiges of your voice, and asked it what it wanted
>The smile never left its face, but the expression looked as if you had asked the dumbest question in the world
>It -She- what you to know that you were loved
>She LOVES you
>You only blinked, but it moved at such a speed that you felt the wind knocked out of you from the impact
>It cleared the remaining distance in an instant
>You screamed
>You felt something against your lips
>Your vision became hazy as you looked into that smile that never left its face
>What happened next, you still can't remember
>Shapes and sensations you had never before felt
>Hands, DOZENS of hands, feeling you from all angles
>An indescribable heat, like a furnace hidden under a thin layer of cloth
>An unending parade of tongues against your skin
>The feeling of your body being ripped apart and put back together
>The alien sensation of tendrils worming through your brain
>The absolute violation of your very being in a way that felt perversely intimate
>The paradoxical love behind every action
>The realization that you were terrified for your life, but didn't want it to end
>You were out for a while
>how long is anyone's guess, but the morning light came through your curtains
>You thought it was a dream, maybe a nightmare
>But you knew one thing for sure
>SOMEONE was in your kitchen, and from smell of things, breakfast was ready

>>53597
>>53629
>This is a "gween" written by an Unnon inside a Cyntipedes burrow
That explains a lot

Does Cyn ever get mad at Cthulhu anon stepping on her Eldritch terf while she is a normal NEET girl with no ide away flesh is growing in her walls spelling “Go fuck yourself”

>>53491
Does Auntie Cyn appear to the twins?

>>53631
>be average NEET girl named [redacted]
>weird purple rat thing enters home
>meh idc
>they ask for favors, do em cause why not
>this starts a cult. You give a rat a cookie and they start sacrificing Enns to appease you.
>not ideal but it’s too far on now to do anything about it
>their belief in your horrible dark god has begun to change you in minor ways, nothing serious but your hair moves on its own and you seem to be able to do things to the Oogis and just them
>one day an oogi tried usurping you, questioning your strength and godliness as it’s sub hive within the hive has recently fallen. No true god would allow this
>It eeps and stabs you with a toothpick, you minorly annoyed tell it to piss off. It literally turns to piss and falls on the floor in a disgusting puddle
>concerning. But no more stabbing
>this is not ideal and you don’t know what to do. Your computer is now barely working and sometimes a message will come up from “ABS_SOLVER” telling you to “Go fuck yourself” or “Let me in to kick your fucking ass”
>when playing multiplayer games you will sometimes be invaded by a girl named “Abblejuicelover314” who uses some kind of cheat software and ruins the game
>you probably shouldn’t have gave that purple thing a cookie

>>53631
>Eldritch terf
Even cults of the incomprehensible are being infiltrated by feminists nowadays...

>>53620
You actually have talent, anon.

>>53636
Cthulhu anon says Oogi rights
Cyn says you’re born an Oogi you’ll remain an Oogi
Which side are you choosing Oogcels?

>>53636
so cyn hates feminists and lgbt?

>>53635
>Cyn is cheating in multiplayer games again
God damn it, when she gets banned she will whine about it to me until I buy her a new steam account

>>53628
It's really good, anon, I really felt those emotions.

>>53559
No, it's freezing

>Oogis approach Cthulhu anon on her massive throne to ask for favor

>Cthulhu anon tries taking a shit and even here she’s bothered by the Oogis inane desires

>Oogis ask for riches, nummies so that their hive will be the best in the universe (Cthulhu anons apartment), enraged the dark goddess of many emerald eyes punishes their greed sending them all tumbling backwards as one gets smushed under her inky darkness

>Cthulhu anon didn’t mean to hurt them, she just tried to move them out of the way with her foot a little to scare them off from bothering her right now. She feels kinda bad, she’ll take a few nuts from her cabinet and lay them out in the middle of the floor and they can get what they want

>The Dark one has left a precious gift to the Oogis in payment for their transgressions! Instead of wiping them all out, only some have committed Oogicide and now there’s plenty of nummies for the remaining Oogis, truly a blessed day. Their worship is not in vain.

Too slow

>>53644
>Kill some of you followers
>Give a minor boon to the rest
>The remaining retards are so few that the stuff you gave them is actually a lot
Damn Cthulhu anon is chaos god maxing

>>53594
Goodshit.

I shall Cherish this.

>>53615
What is this from?

Hello, Anon. I love you, never forget it.

>>53618
>drones canonically get smarter and smarter from more mentally stimulating work, eventually gaining full sapience if they go long enough without human contact
>Nori used to be somewhere around Bishop from Aliens, at most, from the tedious sorting of packages
>gets killed down in Cabin Fever
>comes back sapient on the spot from failure of failsafes to dissipate her core's micro-black hole
>comes back with THAT personality and THOSE interests

>>53613
Oh sure, surprised Uzi lasted as long as she did given her lineage

>>53654
Uzi has inherited patch code

>>53655
And more importantly, had her 3D modeling tools activate under fundamentally different circumstances.

>>53656
>Lizzy's also in it
>Doll's also in it
>Thad USED to be in it but he was kicked out because he could only name two of the Beatles

If the Solver won and absorbed everyone into it's mindplace, where they are forever bound together...

How would they all react?

>>53656
thats a sin though.

>>53660
Don't you mean, "Cyn"?

>>53658
Thad no...
It was John Lenon and Ringo Starr wasn't it?

>>53661
She's also in it

>>53661
no.
polygamy is wrong >:(

>>53667
Is it wrong if its hot?
Answer me that

>>53668
one on one sex is miles hotter tho

>>53601
Original Doll or Doill?

>>53663
Fuck off with your spam

Kermfrontation
this but Cyn and Uzi after ep8

>>53670
It's the same person, it's just that she's a ghost in the latter case.

>>53673
I hope S2 follows her ghost adventures

>>53674
And/or mind palace adventures.

>>53675
I just want one episode where she's happy and gets to have a nice rest. I want her to be happy damn it

>>53667
Not for robots.

>>53659
J would be happy cause Tessa I guess

>>53639
>Be beta oogi
>Be low even among betas because you have a small hat
>Notice that bugretta has everything you want
>Decide that you want to be a bugretta
>"Oogi is boogi now!"
>The other oogis laugh at you
>You puff your cheeks and tear up in anger
>"Bigots!" you yell at them
>You wanted to call them enormous faggots but your brain farted
>The half of the oogis gasp
>They don't want to be bigots! It will tank their social standing in the hive!
>An uncivil disturbance breaks out among the oogis who want to preserve their status and those calling bullshit
>The self-identification oogis win by being the loudest
>Now bugretta has to share her chamber, screen and food with "boogi"
>She produces less honey because she is stressed and less nourished
>Anyone who notices and points out that "boogi" isn't producing honey or harmony is punished in the name of harmony
>Oogis are forced to hug "boogi" like they would a real bugretta
>"Boogi" has different tastes to bugretta. And more importantly, it has speech
>It instructs the others to change the plays they put on to have more drama and feature "boogis" in a positive light
>This infuriates bugretta, who just wants to see coloured toothpicks swinging
>She throws a tantrum during a play
>This annoys the "boogi"
>"Shut up, bigot!"
>Bugretta gasps and shuts up
>The "boogi" names this day PlayGate, because on this day it passed through a metaphorical gate into having power over even the establishment
>The "boogi" is very happy with it's power. This thu'um gets out of any trouble, even when it got caught mleming larvaeNs
>Oogis are starting to leave or are expelled from the hive by being expelled through bugretta's digestive track
>The hive faces a hand shortage
>In it's hubris, the "boogi" has an idea
>"If I can tell others what I am then I can tell others what they are!"
>The "boogi" invites many Mini SpYders and Vees to the hive
>"Let them in! Give them bewwies! They are oogis like you!"
>Soon the Mini SpYders and Vees outnumber the oogis in the hive. Partially because they have been feeding on the tubby creatures
>Eventually all the enns are stolen and all the oogis are eaten
>And then is the "boogi"'s turn
>It wells "Bigots!" at the Mini SpYders, but it doesn't phase them
>They converse in their own barbaric language
>"Du hast! Du hast mich!"
>"Du hast mich gefragt!"
>They grab the "boogi" by the limbs and pull in different directions, tearing it in two and unraveling it's guts
>As the "boogi" is laying there being dined on to death, it wonders
>"How could this happen? What did I do wrong?"
>And then it hits it
>It did nothing wrong. It was everyone else who fucked up
>The "boogi" dies "happy" knowing it was not it's fault

>>53640
No, Cyn is cross over Cthulhuanon stepping on her eldritch trans exclusionary radical feminist. Anon said terf instead of turf. Cyn is against drones putting on a wig and calling themselves femdrones.

>>53681
Tessa in fishnets.

>>53681
Harpoons, they're cooler

>>53650
I love you too, Optimus Prime.

>>53682
...Tessa in fishnets?

>>53682
Ivory holding hands with (you)

>>53680
This tells a lot about Oogiciety

>>53685
Tessa is not Ivory

>>53681
Harpoons.

>>53677
Friend of mine is in favor of Dizzy becoming canon only in a scenario where Doll is in Uzi's mind palace, because he thinks the awkwardness of Lizzy making out with Uzi's body one way or another is really, really funny. But what would be more awkward funny, Uzi looking away while Lizzy sucks face with her now-red eyed tail dragon head, or Uzi waiting in the tail dragon head while Doll uses her body for the sloppy makeout session of Lizzy's dreams?

>>53680
>jewgi

>>53690
Your friend is a fag.

>>53567
It looks great, I wish it were less dark, I can barely recognize most stuff, but I still love it !

>>53689
Ivory in fishnets.

>>53698
Thread Theme btw

>>53659
They would all be dead

>>53700
No, but they would beg for death.

>>53701
>No
Does that mean that Doll is alive in the mindscape too?

Snex with Snessa.

>>53692
Okay thats really funny I am into it

>>53702
Dumb ritualposter. Yes, but life in a vore demon's internal Pain Dimension is worse than death.

Worker in the streets disassembler is the sheets.

>>53708
oogi labor bot

>>53708
Cyn eating an entire watermelon whole to intimidate John.

>>53708
Uzi & Tail!Cyn both ridiculously drunk & getting up to some crazy shenanigans

>>53708
Me kissing (You)

>>53708
Jane catching Copper-9 "snow" on her tongue only for John to inform her that it's asbestos. Jane walking away in worry while John starts catching the "snow" on his tongue and wishing for his own death.

>>53708
Y and Anon kissing

>>53703
idk, I can barely understand the second voice, and it's not clear that it's Murder Drones related
I really like the computer voice though, how did you do that?

>>53717
>it's Murder Drones related
Its literally a rap about the Solver using quotes from the show
the computer voice is literally Cyn

>>53719
Alright sorry, it's just talking so fast that I just don't understand it

>>53708
Lizzy having a girls night with her ghost bestie Doll, her vampire bestie V, and her biomechanical eldritch centipede bestie Uzi.

>>53288
>he doesn’t remember the sisterwife saga

>>53722
>All exchanged suspicious glances.
>A massacre ensued

>>53699
Cyn trying to look intimidating, forgetting that she's the size of a teenage girl?

>>53727
Cyn has solver powers though

>>53726
It's always nice to see Makima

>>53708
Khan holding core Nori like a stuffed animal as the two of them sleep.

>>53728
Sure, but she's still like four feet tall at most. No body is going to take the midget seriously until AFTER the powers start reducing someone's limb count.

>>53594
>Avre
>Ivory
>Harper
>Miss E
>Yep, it's girls night out time

>>53731
True

>>53708
The prom court as oil ghosts annoying Doil for chowing them