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No.125205
Murder Drones (#121)Anonymous
Image:173489464801.png(284kB, 1000x867)The apple.png
Another Thread Friends.
Another day to talk about Drones, every time we get closer a bit closer to talk about Drones in Christmas too.
The cherished Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of the finest OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The last Thread >>124208
No.125211
Anonymous
Image:173489484547.jpg(53kB, 633x290)Xi Apshot.JPG
>>125209
>>124896
>>124997
>>125209
And for the second one, Xi. May repost the first just in case anyone cares.
No.125212
Anonymous
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To maintain the funny rat talk
No.125213
Anonymous
Image:173489486153.png(1,008kB, 1000x1000)ratto coom.png
>>125212
No.125214
Anonymous
Image:173489490342.jpg(77kB, 644x395)Zeta Apshot.JPG
>>125211
(This probably should have gone in the OC thread but oh well.)
No.125215
Anonymous
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>>125212
>>125213
No.125216
Anonymous
>>125212
>>125213
I know who you are
No.125217
Anonymous
>>125211
>>125214
👍👍👍👍
No.125218
Anonymous
>>125211
>>125214
That's an interesting appearance.
No.125219
Anonymous
Replies:>>125220
>>125052
Elf SEX?? Very naice
Now Orc sex???
No.125220
Anonymous
Replies:>>125221
>>125219
Orc doesn't get sex.
No.125221
Anonymous
>>125220
Dwarf sex then
No.125223
Anonymous
>>125221
There are no dwarves. Only short Elfs.
No.125224
Anonymous
Replies:>>125226
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>>125212
>>125213
Why are these the first images i see waking up after a night of coughing my lungs out.
this is my fault, i should've heeded the warnings
No.125225
Anonymous
>>125221
His beard is in da way, no sex for Dwarf
No.125226
Anonymous
>>125224
he paid to shock a few strangers on an anonymous forum, he wants to make sure he gets his money's worth
No.125227
Anonymous
>>125226
Imagine having to pay to get shock content instead of being able to make it himself 🤣🤣🤣 talentless Jew moment
No.125229
Anonymous
No.125230
Anonymous
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>>125213
>>125212
the oogi content fags must be starved
No.125231
Anonymous
Replies:>>125238
>>125230
Give them an Enn to fug STAT!
No.125232
Anonymous
Replies:>>125817
>The Midget Drone inside your keyboard forcing you to Alt+F4 out of a game you were winning
>You can hear it giggling
No.125233
Anonymous
There be filthy SKAVEN afoot in these here threads
No.125234
Anonymous
Image:173489607675.jpg(801kB, 3849x2451)Spoiler image
Reposting from >>124910
Maya, biomechanical solver hybrid very similar to Akita, she awakens to life alone on an unknown devastated planet in an abandoned colony still heavily contaminated with undirected Solver corruption after the hive mind's collapse following the dissociation of Cyn's control.
I plan to write some kind of introduction to her later today after I've gotten my pre-week chores done.
She'll be drawn again soon with clothes too
No.125235
Anonymous
Replies:>>125255
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Somehow, in someway, I just know Rat Jane is behind this
No.125237
Anonymous
Replies:>>125244
>>125234
That's pretty cool. I think it would look a little better if the head eyes were looking at (You) too.
No.125238
Anonymous
Image:173489621343.png(97kB, 250x393)KhanWorry.png
>>125230
>>125231
>You place as enn inside the containment area (enclosure) for the oogi hive. Right in front of the quite frankly twisted and concerning oogi drawing on a mini-tablet.
>Hopefully all will sort itself out soon.
>.....
>Something is wrong.
>The enn couldn't care less about the smelly oogicel.
>Instead its sights are set on another enn that had cosied up to another oogi.
>Its wiggling its eyebrows at it.
>Even making lewd gestures with its stubby little hands.
>Oh sweet mercy, the enn you placed in there is a huge faggot.
>Quickly swipe the abomination up and leave him in the tank for your pavolizard.
>At the very least he'll be dealt with and the oogi hive can avoid further corruption for now.
No.125239
Anonymous
Post Abby with Anon NOW
No.125240
Anonymous
>>125239
can't, no one has made any art of the two together
No.125241
Anonymous
Image:173489638592.jpg(55kB, 608x926)A cheek for each mouth.jpg
>>125239
I'm afraid I have no Abby pics saved on this machine, so here's a funny V.
No.125242
Anonymous
Replies:>>125247
>>125226
>to shock a few strangers on an anonymous forum
Yes, that's why he did it. For laughs. As a joke. Haha. Definitely not to coom.
No.125243
Anonymous
>>125239
Maybe if we had some based people, we'd have that, but we don't
No.125244
Anonymous
Replies:>>125252
>>125237
I will do that next time I draw her. This picture is really just an explorer, so they're in a sort of "neutral" position. Normally they'd be flicking in all directions constantly, since from the moment of her life's beginning Maya has been used to having an almost 360 degree field of view.
No.125245
Anonymous
>>125234
lovely. THIS is content.
No.125246
Anonymous
>>125234
Cute monster wife! Love to see new Solver abominations
No.125247
Anonymous
Replies:>>125258
>>125242
What difference does it make?
No.125248
Anonymous
Replies:>>125257
>>125234
Her face is very kind-looking.
I am 100% sure that if I handed her a gun, she wouldn't wait for me to turn my back, shoot me in the back of the head, and suck my brains out.
No.125249
Anonymous
Replies:>>125253
>>125238
>pavolizard
wouldn't he a bird like a Pavokeet or Pavvot?
No.125250
Anonymous
Replies:>>125253
>>125238
>pavolizard
> pavo
> lizard
anon pls
No.125251
Anonymous
If you ask me, if really wanted to blow up Copper9 in episode 7/8. He should've kept the planet as a bunch of destroyed floating landmasses that drones live on and are all connected by cable car instead of pussying out and making the planet return to normal. (Apart from that Solver symbol thing)
No.125252
Anonymous
>>125244
Ohh, interesting.
No.125253
Anonymous
>>125249 (me)
>>125250
nice to see Pavo still making the rounds, at least
No.125254
Anonymous
>>125234
having Maya and Akita sit on each of your knees while you tell them stories about ye olde humanity
No.125255
Anonymous
>>125235
She's a rattttt
No.125256
Anonymous
>>125239
Imagine not having Abby art all to yourself
No.125257
Anonymous
Replies:>>125263
>>125248
She wouldn't even understand what a gun is, the only way she might be able to learn is from old media, but to do that she'd have to learn how to use a computer or TV. But she has not a malevolent impulse in her body, she wouldn't attack someone unprovoked ever. She does get hungry though, if she was starving she might attack a person without understanding what she was doing.
Remember she's never seen a living human before, or a living drone for that matter, at least for the start of her story her world is basically divided into simple concepts like things that are food and things that aren't, things that are comfortable and things that aren't.
Like Drone AIs she is born "mature" enough to learn any number of complex things, especially when left alone without direction, and she has some advantages that will help her along like the natural ability to interface with technology and an adaptable body that can do basically anything she desires so long as she has enough food and energy to alter herself.
No.125258
Anonymous
>>125247
Degenerates like him belong on a cross.
No.125259
Anonymous
Replies:>>125323
Any new L lewd for a starving Anon
No.125260
Anonymous
>>125226
And he got what he wanted. Money well spent.
No.125261
Anonymous
>>125212
>>125213
What an evil, diabolical thing to see when I first check the threads.
No.125262
Anonymous
Replies:>>125264
There are either a lot of retarded anons clicking and discussing this or someone keeps trying to remind everyone of it
Ffs stfu
No.125263
Anonymous
>>125257
must... raise... solver abomination... as... daugther...
No.125264
Anonymous
Replies:>>125266
>>125262
Like you're doing with this post?
Doctor heal thyself.
No.125265
Anonymous
Replies:>>125269
Image:173489934952.jpg(96kB, 476x568)envy 4 life.jpg
No.125266
Anonymous
>>125264
But anon, by complaining about the anon complaining about anons talking about it you've become part of the cycle

...Oh no, now I have become one with the cycle of complaining!
No.125267
Anonymous
Replies:>>125325
Abby leaking cum from every orifice
No.125268
Anonymous
Replies:>>125270
I have a mighty need for wagie drone greens
No.125269
Anonymous
Image:173489985606.jpg(223kB, 1211x1369)Sloppy kiss.jpg
>>125265
kek that kiss always gets me
No.125270
Anonymous
Replies:>>125273
>>125268
Then write them greens
No.125271
Anonymous
>>125269
That's not even a french kiss, that's something else, more sloppy, with more tongue action
No.125272
Anonymous
Image:173489992419.png(126kB, 900x765)You're gonna have to give him a LOT of dog books Tessa.png
>>125088 >>125100 >>125105 >>125164

Nice to see that people are still talking about my stuff despite my inactivity. I haven’t had a lot of time to work on stuff but I might be able to make a quick doodle for Christmas. I definitely still have plenty of ideas for the solverless timeline and Murder Drones in general that I will work on once I have more time. >>125114 >>125117 >>125165 >>125168 >>125174, Including N who was indeed scrapped but I found motivation to put him back in the story after someone posted this green: https://dronebooru.co/posts/7551?q=cynthia_james_elliot+
No.125273
Anonymous
>>125270
No, you do it
I'm tired of fingering my keyboard
No.125274
Anonymous
>>125272
Neat, will great aunt Martha meet her grandniece?
No.125275
Anonymous
Replies:>>125282
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>>125269
it was really funny to see a sloppy kiss be one of the first things people subjected the poor souls at Glitch to look at on the community mural
No.125277
Anonymous
>>125048
If you're so certain that it's possibly Pillar-kun again, report for ban evasion. Although it may just be in this case an Anon that's attempting to copy him
No.125278
Anonymous
Need more Q x Bet
No.125279
Anonymous
If you were to throw Droneanon, 0ilrig and Pillarman in a freshly made thread, which one would do the most damage?
No.125280
Anonymous
Replies:>>125296
>>125279
DroneAnon is harmless.
No.125282
Anonymous
>>125275
Sloppy kiss, amazing
No.125283
Anonymous
Replies:>>125286
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>>125279
I wouldn't even care I'll just wait when the storm is done
No.125284
Anonymous
Replies:>>125318
boobs.
No.125285
Anonymous
>>125279
>Droneanon
He moved on and is just doing his own thing now with Harper, the only people that continue to give him shit are fools with grudges
>0ilrig
He was the sole reason we were unable to talk about Akita for literally a year, he's good at derailing threads
>Piller-kun
Rage baiter and thread derailer, not much else to say other than he's really good at pissing people off and then playing victim
No.125286
Anonymous
>>125283
Need more V x GW
No.125287
Anonymous
Replies:>>125288
>>125285
Now the Akita-shaped creatures are multiplying, he will never recover from this blow.
No.125288
Anonymous
>>125287
hes still dealing with the zero-hits bingo card
No.125289
Anonymous
Replies:>>125291
>>125285
I wasn't doing my own thing before?
No.125290
Anonymous
>>125286
> Y x GW games workshop
No.125291
Anonymous
Replies:>>125292
>>125289
Sssshhhhh....it's for the best that you stay quiet and just continue doing Harper stuff and not at all mention your past
No.125292
Anonymous
Replies:>>125293
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>>125291
Kay
No.125293
Anonymous
>>125292
I luv u
No.125294
Anonymous
>>125286
You're not gonna get it, sowwy
No.125295
Anonymous
>>125290
That James workshop
No.125296
Anonymous
>>125279
>>125280
>>125285
So what was exactly is this dark past of droneanon I've seei allusions to? Made something and people didn't like it?
No.125299
Anonymous
>>125286
No
>>125290
How are you so useless
No.125300
Anonymous
>>125296
He just cried too much. That was all, then it got out of hand and people started pointing fingers
No.125301
Anonymous
>>125300
That and he had a couple spergouts because he kept trying to write some really long green and wanted more attention and input than he got and got mad when he didn't get it
Nobody likes an angry crybaby in it for the "clout"
No.125302
Anonymous
Replies:>>125305
There were 2 Alicegreens being worked on? Because i'm starving.
No.125303
Anonymous
What if we put Jane and Pavo in the same room?
No.125304
Anonymous
>>125303
Catfight.
No.125305
Anonymous
Replies:>>125314
>>125302
Idk about a second one but I am working on one
No.125306
Anonymous
Replies:>>125308
How many hickeys could you give Abby in fifteen minutes
No.125307
Anonymous
Replies:>>125310
Today, I draw
No.125308
This Is A Joke
Replies:>>125311
>>125306
That depends on how many chapters of her A03 are up
No.125310
Anonymous
>>125307
....N having happy sex with Uzi.
No.125311
Anonymous
Replies:>>125312
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>>125308 (me)
Oh you're not talking about the Drone Abbey
No.125312
Anonymous
Replies:>>125313
>>125311
... who?
No.125313
Anonymous
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>>125312
She was an old thread character who was part of the Colonial Drones, they had an A03 that I'm not ever sure was finished
No.125314
Anonymous
>>125305
Nice, good to hear
No.125315
Anonymous
>>125313
that was before their anon got outpost-6 autsim. too bad they don’t use /md/, preferring to stay on /co/
No.125316
Anonymous
>Sentinel Drone equipped with a device that lets her move at impossible speeds with precision reaction times
>It's a very intricate part that needs to be used sparingly
>So are you going to report her for using it to kiss you a dozen times in a second?
No.125318
Anonymous
>>125284
Agreed
No.125319
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>125321
Image:173490348573.png(350kB, 3000x1500)Trinity.png
>R gifts you nifty articles of attire like a sweater, slippers, and a non-JCJenson branded mug.
>S gifts you video games that you were looking to play as well as a..stuffed mouse plush.
>E gifts you a little bonsai tree that she grew specifically for you, that one air fryer you’ve been looking to have, and a drawing she made of you and her.
No.125320
Anonymous
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No.125321
Anonymous
>>125319
DUMMIES!
No.125322
Anonymous
>>125301
Some people are sad
No.125323
Anonymous
Replies:>>125327
>>125259
We must wait, anon. L lewd will appear later.
No.125324
Anonymous
Replies:>>125347
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No.125325
Anonymous
Replies:>>125329
>>125267
I imagined it and God, it's just awful.
No.125326
Anonymous
>>125272
Thanks for continuing to create content, anon.
No.125327
Anonymous
Replies:>>125357
>>125323
I dunno man, I'm running out of hope
No.125328
Anonymous
>>125279
I don't know, I don't follow the drama, I don't even know who these anons are(except droneanon)

By the way, hasn't droneanon been forgiven?
No.125329
Anonymous
>>125325
I think you mean "awesome"
No.125330
Anonymous
Are lewd greens allowed here?
No.125331
Anonymous
>>125330
obviously
No.125332
Anonymous
>>125330
Yes sir
No.125333
Anonymous
Replies:>>125335
>>125330
Yes, but you get bonus points if they're comfy hmofd greens
No.125334
Anonymous
Replies:>>125336
>>125303
The most probable 2 outcomes:

1) Pavo realises that he is facing a nasty mutant solver and kills Jane. Kills her in the most bloody, vile and brutal way that would make Mengele himself terrified.

2) Cyn doesn't want her toy to break, so she uses her solver magic to trick Pavo's sensors and stop him from doing really awful shit to Jane.

If the second option happens, they just chat about stuff, get to know each other, talk about who's who and what they do in life. Basically, just normal chitchat between two complete strangers.
No.125335
Anonymous
Replies:>>125338
>>125333
Does a human-drone threesome count?
No.125336
Anonymous
Replies:>>125360
>>125334
wonder how Jane would feel about seeing someone else so utterly head over heels in love with someone of the same sex, but with a future more hopeful than her own
No.125337
Anonymous
No.125338
Anonymous
>>125335
Yes, probably
No.125339
Anonymous
Replies:>>125377
>>125316
>In my defense I say, the sentinel drone was moving at such a speed that I couldn't see or realize I was being kissed
>The military court is not convinced
>Now they're giving me a choice
>Give up all my organs to pay the debt
>Or marry this sentinel drone to give offspring of new sentinel drones for the unrelenting solver war.
No.125340
Anonymous
Replies:>>125341
>Space can go fuck itself.

You have been adrift in the vast void for almost a week and you are beyond fed up.

For starters, the "training" you had taken to survive the launch out of atmosphere and into deep space meant jackshit and you ended up bedridden for almost half the trip - thank you medi-bots. Then, you had to keep tabs on everything in what could barely be considered a ship to prevent it from going tits up and drifting off into a nearby star. You were left with little to no time for yourself to recuperate before having to be thrusted back into making rounds all over until you had to undergo cryo-sleep at a specified time.

What mission could you possibly have to make to make you travel through deep space you ask? Simple!

Maintenance.

No, you read that right. MAINTENANCE.

After coming to power as one of the leading corporations in all of humanity - what's left of it anyway - JCJenson(IS) sent out the Dissasembly units to clean up any remaining Worker units that still prowl the exoplanets. They are efficient at their job, claiming the lives of many dimunitive bots with their concerning array of advanced weaponry and leaving nothing left to prevent humanity from reclaiming the worlds once more.

And you were tasked with making sure they were as murdery as intended with no bonus pay at all. Lucky you!

There was ONE good thing about this that you did enjoy, and that was the little "toys" you smuggled aboard before liftoff. A pair of limited edition JCJenson(IS) branded anatomy adapters. Both were high quality, but one of them had both a vibrator and an auto-milking function that you have yet to try out and unfortunately won't be able to. Apparently it only works when equipped to a drone, but it was still fun to use and that was okay. These little gems made this trip tolerable and the looming threat of being fired worth it.

Just as you were about to finish inside one of the portable fuckholes, you see your destination in sight and unfortunately have to abandon what was going to be another good orgasm.

You manage to land without much issue, though the scraping on the paintjob will definitely cost you a hefty fine. You suit yourself up in your environmental suit and open the bay doors to reveal the sequel to The Day After Tomorrow: Copper-9.

The weather was shit and the city was shittier. Not a soul remains aside from the bots you now have to track down to make record time before getting booted from the office. You tap the tracker on your wrist and it pings with two dots that lead north of your position.

Odd. There's usually three of them, and they seem to be getting closer.

Looking off into the distance you can make out two dots slowly flying into view. Seems they decided to come to you, and you weren't complaining.

They suddenly closed the gap between them and you faster than you could react and landed right in front of you, kicking up a cloud of snow. You wave off the cloud to get a good look at the new arrivals.
No.125341
Anonymous
Replies:>>125342
>>125340
>Oh.

OH!

The glittering snow parted, revealing two, silverhaired Dissasembly Drone women. They were taller than you by the size of your head and their attire was german based given their role of genociding a planet. One wore a crop top that tightly hugged her bust and wore nothing underneath, allowing you to see her bare ass in all its wobbly, silicone glory. The other wore a suit and tie that also barely held back her own sizable bust as well as forgoing any pants to give the impression of a skirt which tightly hugged and barely covered her own phat ass.

Their legs were equally as thick and juicy as their other assets with one pair having thigh-high stockings tightly compressing her thickness, and the other having suspenders that hugged her legs so tightly you could see just how dense the material was in comparison.

You've worked on drones before, but never a Disassembly Unit. It baffles you how they look the way they do, and also peeved that the company sent these drones out to planet who-gives-a-shit when they could have had them around the office.

Your job would have been so much better if they were...

You don't know how long you were gawking at them but it was long enough for one of them to get impatient and shoot a bullet past your head. You're snapped out of your stupor and hold your ringing ear.

"Now that we've got your attention, we can tend to the matter at hand." The one with pigtails says and rests her polymer hands on her wide hips.

"I've been dying for a checkup~" The other comments, blowing smoke from her gun as she winks at you.

You, not wanting to get shot again, quickly invite them into your ship. They follow, their long tails dancing behind them. However, as soon as they step foot inside, they stop and start looking around.

You look back confused and watch as they start flicking their tongues in the air. You...didn't know they were forked, nor were you aware just how big they were. Christ, they were almost double the size of your own...

They stare at the door to your room, then looking each other with wide smirks before resuming their pace, the entrance to the ship sealing behind them.

Pigtails notices your confusion and takes on a smug look. "The glorious JcJenson gave us a keen sense of smell that gives us a better idea of our surroundings that we record onto an internal map. That way, it's much easier for us to find our prey..."

You shudder under her gaze.

The two women quickly find a place to sit, "Stockings" hopping onto a table and crossing her legs. The second she did, you could hear a concerning noise from your table. "Suit" chose to sit in an actual chair, keeping her legs together and her back straight to appear more proper. You also notice that her arms seem to be squishing her breasts and making them appear more pronounced. You aren't certain if she's doing this on purpose, but you nonetheless thank whatever higher being that exists for this treat.
No.125342
Anonymous
Replies:>>125344
>>125341
You bueno as your ears are hit with an uncomfortable sound. You turn and see Tomboy scratching your table with bladed fingers.

"Oh, did I scare you?" She asks in mock concern. "It's just that I get bored having to wait~" She says, bringing up her talon and resting it on her bosom.

You swear her top's zipper wasn't that low earlier. You zero in on her chest and see a bit of her cleavage, her marshmallow mounds threatening to pop out at any second.

Needing to distract yourself, you fish around your massive toolbox to search for the necessary tools. You regret shoving everything in here because most of this shit have blades and you weren't too keen on losing any fingers. As you search, you strike up a conversation, introducing yourself and asking the two their names.

"A pleasure. I am Serial Designation J, leader of Theta Squad. My companion is Serial Designation V."

V watches as you rummage around your belongings, her optic display twitching this way and that at your every move as she maintains a constant, and unsettling, manic grin.

You try to ignore her as you nervously set aside a few tools. Did you always have this many tools? You comment on there being two of them instead of the usual three, and as soon as you do, you pick up on a tone shift.

"Our former squad member abandoned us for the toasters. One of them gave him a logic plague that turned him against us and is now coddling up to them." J says with bitter malice. "Good riddance, honestly. He was always the weak link in our group; always showing mercy to our food, and smiling so innocently while pestering us about childish things like animal facts."

V makes a noise indicating disgust. "Robo-God I hate him. I was about ready to rip out his core and leave it out in the sun for constantly hitting on me."

Damn. For a pair of hotties, these bitches were cold. A part of you feels sorry for the guy. It must have been rough having to deal with these two, but from the sound of it, he was with better company. Good for him.
No.125343
Anonymous
after reaching the surface, do you think Alice would have genuine deer antlers installed directly onto her chassis, or would she affix them to a band so she could take them off?
No.125344
Anonymous
Replies:>>125345
>>125342
"Regardless, we've consistantly managed to meet the bare minimum of our quota in orderly time. Though, it has been very taxing on us, which is why we're glad corporate sent a professional to take care of us."

Now, you admit that you're not the brightest bulb in the toolshed, but you're pretty sure she's making a pass at you. It honestly sounds like she's reading off a script for a shitty porno.

You can already see the title. "Virgin human gets tag teamed by dommy mommy drones!"

While you wouldn't mind having a go or five with these two, you don't want to risk a potentially lethal misunderstanding. They were still programmed to kill after all.

You finally find what you're looking for, hefting the fucker from the bottom of the box and carrying it towards the closest of the two drones, that being J. In your hands was the standard issue JcJenson branded technicians kit, or J B.T.K. for short. This thing houses every function you needed to get the job done. Just hook up a cable, tap to scan, execute whatever bugs they have, and reboot.

You set the heavy bastard onto the floor and pop open a compartment with an extendable cable to plug into J's systems. She silently obeys, tilting her head to the side and pressing a section of her neck, which slides to the over and exposes a pair of ports. Turning on your kit, plugging in the cord, and running a scan, you wait for it to do its thing.

As you do, you chance a few glances at your company, namely V. She is definitely the embodiment of every rumor you heard about the Disassembly Units, psychotic, and downright fucking creepy. She hasn't even once taken her eyes off of you since she sat down.

You try not to make it obvious you're looking in her direction, and even harder not to make eye contact. From what you could see, she was still as a statue, the only part of her moving at all was her tail, swaying this way and that with a slight twitch every few beats.

She looked like she was ready to pounce you at any second.

J was slightly better. She stared of course, but she didn't grin at all and instead bore a constant bitch face, like she was judging every action you made. Unlike her companion, she does take her eyes off of you to glance at your room. Her tail in comparison was rigid like she was on edge, for what you don't know.

The staring from both of these apex predators made you feel small. Your breathing was small and shallow, fear gripping you in a tight vice that threatened to pop you.

The silent staring dragged on for what felt like forever before your kit finally let out a noise indicating it was done. You drop to the floor and begin searching for any abnormalities on the screen.

You shouldn't be, but you're surprised that J has a wide array of tools suited well for her job. Guns, rockets, katanas, an EMP emitter, and a metal-as-fuck laser emitter. There was also more to her arsenal, some of them you're sure are illegal, others beyond your level of comprehension but were no doubt destructive. How the fuck do these things store all of this?

Moving on to her programming, you hastily scan over the neverending lines of code until something odd catches your eye. It was a line of code you're familiar with, that being a directive for Pleasure Drones to...service patrons... in a brothel...
No.125345
Anonymous
Replies:>>125346
>>125344
You try to keep your cool as you quietly search for the cause of this, and find it almost immediately. From what you're seeing on the screen, Designation J was outfitted with salvaged parts from different drones that were compatible with her frame.

How you know this is due to you fixing a few of those babe-drones before, minus the "reward". Fucking company and its policies...

Anyway, all of this explains why J looks the way she does, and the fact that V is the same way means she must have also been retrofitted.

What the fuck was this? Who even authorized this in the first place?

You pull up a diagram of J's body and see get a more detailed description of her components. Yep, definitely made from leftover Pleasure Drones. Only thing missing was an anatomy adapter, which just so happened to be highlighted as "missing" with the slot for one being empty. Guess whoever had the bright idea to make these things didn't get the full package, fucking loser.

Wait.

Pleasure Drones typically jump human patrons on sight.

The fact they were made from them means...
No.125346
Anonymous
Replies:>>125348
>>125345
Your blood runs cold as a polymer hand suddenly gives your shoulder a strong grip. You were too paralyzed by fear to react as a second hand reaches over and turns your kit off. "You won't be needing that anymore~"

You're not sure how or when it happened, but you were thrust into the same chair J was just in, the sudden rush leaving you dazed. When you manage to grab your bearings, you get up to run, but you were immediately forced back into the chair by J, her claws digging into your shoulder just enough to get the message across.

You are stuck in the lion's den.

"You know..."

J starts in a low, sensual tone as she traces her other, non-lethal, digits up your torso.

"We've been lonely for so long..."

You can see V getting off the table and crawling towards the two of you, her scissorhands digging into the floor as she approaches. She is beyond excited.

"And even though N's been with us, we never felt anything for him. Not even the Workers interested us..."

You take in a sharp breath as J's hand turns into another set of sharp knives and presses one beneath your chin. She brings the blade down, leaving a thin trail of red until she reaches the collar of your suit and starts tearing it off of you slowly, exposing your bare skin to the crisp, cold air.

"But when we heard the company was sending a human over, we realized..."

You watch, terrified, as her claws move to your pants, dangling just above the only line of defense to your manhood. By now, V had crawled up to you, staring you dead in the eyes as she spreads your legs and giggled like a maniac.

"All we were missing..."

You tense as you feel J caress your cheek. Her voice becomes a silky smooth whisper as she leans close to your face, her breath bathing you in its warmth, causing you to blush.

"Was..."

V licks her lips and shakes in anticipation, barely able to contain herself any longer.

"YOU."
No.125347
Anonymous
>>125324
I get you pain, anon.
No.125348
Anonymous
Replies:>>125349
>>125346
J suddenly grips your pants and tears off the fabric, exposing your manhood for all to see. It springs out and stands at attention, erect and throbbing. V wastes no time in taking you into her mouth and slobbering all over it.

You gasp at how warm her mouth is, how human the inside felt. Damn whoever made these hyper realistic drones!

J takes advantage of your open mouth and slips her tongue inside to initiate a hot kiss. The sudden action combined with the pleasure surging around your member makes your eyes roll back in bliss. You moan into her mouth as her bigger tongue utterly dominates yours and explores. You writhe in the chair, but J ties her tail around you, leaving you with no wiggle room, just how she likes it.

Your let out another primal moan as your lower half is devoured by the succubus below you, her flexiplastic lips gripping your member tightly as she sucks the life out of you. She bobs her head, twisting her mouth around to wring you for your worth while she let's out a series of moans. You can feel her tongue lathering your tip just as it was about to leave her smacking lips, and then coil around the rest as she brings it all back in.

J pulls back, her forked tongue running along yours as she does and leaving a spit trail. She then laughs at you as you continue to moan. "I've never seen her this eager before. Does she feel that good, humie~?" J asks as V takes your legs in her talons to further hold you in place, the sharp edges digging into your skin and drawing the tiniest amount of blood. She was doing such a good job that the pain didn't even register.

J pushes V's head aside, and your member slips out of her mouth with an audible "pop". V hisses at J, angry that she was interrupted. "We agreed that we'd both get to have him." She says and sets herself on her knees beside her.

V gives her a glare before relenting. She, and at the same time, J, take a moment to undo their tops. They fly open as their mammaries are freed from their confinement.

My god...they were bigger than you imagined!

With startling synergy, the two of them suddenly sandwhich your shaft between their breasts. They were as thick, and soft, as marshmallows.

You fight back a gasp as they latch onto your cock. The two swirling their tongues and suckling on it with varying levels of pressure. They moan as they taste you, lost in the moment as they focus their efforts on your head while stroking you with their soft teats.

"Tastes...so...good..." V coos in between sloppy kisses.

The stimulation was exquisite, leaving you writhing and moaning in place as your will melted away with the overwhelming pleasure.
No.125349
Anonymous
Replies:>>125350
>>125348
After a minute, you suddenly feel something sharp graze your little friend and freeze. You snap your gaze back to the pair below you just in time to witness, and feel, them nibble on your manhood. You take in a sharp breath as they pinch the skin between their teeth and give it a slight tug.

They look up at you with a pair of mischievous grins; they were toying with you.

You watch helplessly as they nip your fella all over. It hurt a bit, but they never broke any skin. It doesn't make you soft in the slightest, in fact, it makes you harder. You're reminded that these two were designed to kill, and the feeling of helplessness as they have their way with you gives you a thrill you've never experienced before.

V suddenly strays, moving from your shaft to your sack. She reaches out with her tongue and guides both testicles into her mouth, slurping and suckling on them like they were jawbreakers.

J takes advantage of the extra space and swallows your whole cock into her own mouth with one, quick slurp. The act catches you by surprise, as you effectively have your entire cock and balls held captive in these torturously pleasurable mouths. J sees your expression and laughs, sending a strong buzz of pleasure along your length and causing your back to arch.

She moves slowly, her lips dragging along your meat stick up to the tip before slamming back down to the base and repeating the process. Unlike V, J is very patient with you. Her gaze never left your face, her sharp optics making sure to watch every shift in expression. You can't even look away. It was like she wanted- no, demanded you look her in the eyes as she milks you slowly.

What a sadist.
No.125350
Anonymous
Replies:>>125351
>>125349
This was too much for you to handle, and you feel yourself approaching your release, and so do they. V and J reclaim their previous positions and go all out, making damn sure you let out a big one. You let out a loud groan as your cock explodes like a volcano, the white magma within shooting out in ropes.

The two drones eagerly lap up whatever they could, focusing all their efforts on the head. They trap the source between their lips and feel it shooting into their mouths, to the back of their throats. They reach out with their tongues to gather more, and even try stealing some from the other, their tongues intertwining as they make out with your erupting dick caught in the middle. Even when your orgasm came to a close, they kept at it, their tongues dancing with each other while furiously licking you for more of your seed.

Your moans become frantic as they overstimulate you, and they didn't stop until not a single drop of your seed was left on you. When they finally did stop torturing you, they moved to each other. You barely catch their screens glitching in your haze, but for a moment you could have sworn they said: temperature stabilizing.

As you recover from your release, you're given a show where the girls lap up your cum from their hair, screens, and even cleaning each other's breasts of your spunk. They relish in the salty taste as it dances on their synthetic tastebuds before swallowing the last of your load down their gullets. Even after all that, they wanted more.

J springs to her feet as her growing excitement possesses her and rushes to your bedroom door, literally tearing it from its frame and throwing it to the other side of the ship.

You wonder what J could possibly be after as you watch her rush into your room, but never finish the thought when you're reminded you're not alone. You haven't recovered from your orgasm, but that doesn't seem to matter to V as she slips you back into her mouth. She secures your waist in her arms and presses her face in your pelvis as she tries to take in more of you than what you could provide.

Even when soft, you can barely handle the narrow space as her throat squeezes your manhood in a vice, so much so you doubt any blood could flow to your dick even if it tried. She looks up at you with pleading, yellow orbs as she moans pitifully, desperate for more of your human nectar, her mouth doing its damndest to make you cum again this instant.

You're refractory period isn't even over yet! You begin to fear if you'll survive this, and wonder if they'll even let you leave if you do.
No.125351
Anonymous
Replies:>>125353
>>125350
Something bonks off of the tomboy's head and she stops dead, finally allowing you a moment of respite. She releases your member just as you were getting hard, and gives whoever hit her a vicious hiss and her signature 'X', only to stop when she sees it was J holding something.

You follow her gaze and look on in horror.

Standing at the doorframe of your room was J, holding a familiar, empty box and lifting her skirt to reveal a freshly equipped anatomy adapter.

V's gaze trails down and spots the object she had been hit with. It was another box with another adapter inside. She gives the broadest smile you could imagine. She's out of sight in an instant, swiping the toy and rushing to your room to try it on.

J rolls her ellipses before sauntering over to you and painfully planting a stubby leg into your stomach. "We were originally planning on sucking you dry all night, but it seems Lady Luck has other plans~" She says as she eyes your member and bites her lip.

She let's go of you and turns to walk away, leaving you confused for a moment before her tail suddenly grips you by the throat. You choke slightly as you're forced to stand and follow J to the table. She leans on it, looking back at you along with her gorgeous ass. "Be a good doggy and mount me before V hogs you all to herself again~"

She enforces this command by dragging you forward with her tail and pressing you against her rump. Because of this, your dick finds itself wedged inbetween her cheeks. She begins to grind on you and your throbbing manhood. Unlike her incredibly soft breasts, her ass was firm.
No.125352
Anonymous
Image:173490642109.jpg(983kB, 3553x3634)172438312921.jpg
>>125301
and insulting other art anons and pretending to be another anon
No.125353
Anonymous
Replies:>>125354
>>125351
"What's wrong, doggy? Don't tell me you're afraid of little ol' me~?"

You absolutely were after your little buddy was held captive in the other one's mouth, but you weren't going to show it. If these drones want you so bad, then you'll give them what they want.

You pull back enough to properly angle your member and slowly push into J's folds. After they literally choked themselves on you, you were more than lubricated enough to slip right in. The response was immediate, human and drone gasping in unison as their sexes become one. "Uufff...G-Good doggyYYYY!"

You don't give her a moment to speak and go ham on her. She was already moaning beneath you, hands gripping the table and bending it as you thrust into her. They just started and she was already tense; she must have really needed this. Her tail forces you to bend over enough for J to grab hold of it and tug on it like a leash, reminding you of your place. The cord around your neck chokes you but you ignore it and keep going. You moan along with her as her internals squeeze hard on your cock, and from how much she was screaming your name, she was already close.

But then you feel a pair of arms hug you from behind along with a gust of warm air on your neck. "Having fun without me? You're so selfish..." You halt when V presses herself on you, her massive jugs also being pressed against your back which elicit a shudder from you.

"V? What are you- Ah~!"

V suddenly thrusts her hips, causing your own to thrust into J and eliciting a moan from both of you. V secures your hips in her tail and continues making you thrust with much more force. She takes your hands and guides them up J's body to give her areolas a big pinch. You see J biting her finger as she tries to stifle her moans, but it was obvious she was loving this.

You were now in a position where you were sandwiched between the two women, J leaning her head into yours as she moans in your ear, with V laughing in the other as she busied herself by exploring your body. She leaves a trail as she kisses, licks, and bites on your neck and shoulders while her claws rake down your chest to cover it in deep crimson.
No.125354
Anonymous
Replies:>>125355
>>125353
V alters her motions and makes you roll your hips, your tip grinding against the roof of J's cunt, causing her moans to reach a crescendo. She howls with ecstacy, her orgasm hitting her, but V doesn't stop, and neither do you. You and V work together to fuck the bossy bitch's brains out, the two of you taking a delight in breaking her. Gone was the sophisticated and demanding business woman, in her place was nothing more than a drooling mess that begged you to plant your human seed in her womb.

She won't have to wait for long as you're barely able to keep yourself from cumming any longer, so you hug her figure and prepare to release inside of her, but then V clamps her jaws on your shoulder. The shock from the pain forces you over the edge and you explode inside of J, who cries out in bliss as her drone insides were bathed in warm white.

Your voice strains from a combination of a pleasured moan and a painful scream as your orgasm rocks you. V keeps you in place as you fill up the drone in front of you with your seed, all while the drone behind you takes her fill of your life force. The loud moaning in your ears, the release from your cock, and the searing pain on your neck became too much for your psyche to handle and something snapped.

They had broken you.
No.125355
Anonymous
Replies:>>125356
>>125354
When your orgasm comes to a close, the three of you stand there for some time, breathless. Your mind is numb, but you can still hear and feel V slurping more of your blood from your oozing wounds.

You suddenly find yourself pinned to the ground by V. You're unsure when it happened but you ultimately didn't care.

"Finally!" You hear V breathe out followed by a long, hungry, and sloppy kiss. She shoves her tongue down your throat and you gag, but you don't fight it. Your sight slowly turns to black as the kiss drags on, V never being satisfied with the kiss, and with drones never needing air to survive, this was a death sentence.

You were finally given the privilege of air and cough out as much spit in your lungs as you could before V grabs hold of your hands. "I've waited long enough! Now..." She raises herself above your member, her tail coiling around its base to keep it from softening. "Give. Me. EVERYTHING."

She slams herself onto you and you gasp sharply at the heavenly feeling. The drone throws her head back, arching her spine as she relishes in finally having you inside of her. She doesn't waste any more time and moves herself along your length. Just like J, she was drooling at the mouth for your touch.

"AHH, YES~!"

Your manhood suddenly starts feeling strange, and you quickly realize that it wasn't you, it was V. Her snatch starts buzzing around your cock, smothering it with powerful vibrations while it manipulates itself and wring you for your cum. Seems she had the premium adapter and already figured out how to use it.

V uses both functions to their full extent, maximizing the vibrations and constantly alternating every motion her snatch uses to find the best one to make you cum faster. The feeling leaves both of your minds blank, and you fuck each other like rabbits. You kiss, bite, thrust, and moan with your lover as you explore her body and she, yours.

You feel a pressure quickly building in your loins and make an effort to tell V, but she silences you with another kiss. You throw away the thought and grab hold of her, hugging her tightly as her pussy marvelously milks you.

Then, it happens.

You both scream at the heavens, your sexes quivering and twitching as they finally release their pent up passion. You hold each other tight to bathe in the other's warmth while you wait for your orgasms to cease.
No.125356
Anonymous
Replies:>>125358
>>125355
By the time it was over, you go limp and lay on the metal floor breathing laboriously. A hand lifts your head once your breathing slows, and you suddenly feel a large softness on your face and something pointy sticking into your mouth. You open your eyes to see what it was and immediately start sucking, earning a pleasured sigh from the drone above you.

"Mmm, good boy~"

As you suck, you feel a creamy substance tickle your tastebuds and swallow it. It kept coming, and you kept swallowing, sucking harder to collect more of the creamy goodness.

"Thaaat's it, take as much as you want~"

V coos as she strokes the back of your head gently, cradling you in her arms while staring at you lovingly. You find it soothing, and as you continue drinking from the tap, you feel your aching body regain strength and your balls being refilled.

"You know, that white stuff is way better than the oil here. Guess that's two things you'll be taking care of, eh humie~?"
No.125357
Anonymous
>>125327
Hope will always live on, anon! Until the last dronefag dies, hope for a new L lewd green will live!
No.125358
Anonymous
>>125356
Congratulations! You are officially...

...

What's the drone equivalent of getting blacked?

Cogged?

Oiled?

Bolted- Ah screw it.

Congratulations! You are officially droned!

You don't know how long you've been on Copper-9. You honestly didn't give a shit at this point, but safe to say you're officially not a part of the company.

After you and your mistresses, J was very specific about calling them that, rumbled in the hay, J took it upon herself to notify the company using their ship's communication array and report that you had been tragically "killed" by desperate Worker Drones trying to leave the planet. The ship was "destroyed" to prevent their escape, and she made sure to include that you had done a thorough job and didn't need anymore checkups for the foreseeable future, which meant V and J were allowed to keep you all to themselves.

You were going to get fired anyway, so, fuck it.

Your time spent with your mistresses was nothing short of heaven. You three rutted every day and night until your body was physically incapable of functioning without sleep. No matter how many times the three of you came on or inside one another, you got right back up for another round and more. You believe it has something to do with their programming, but they were goddamn insatiable.

You're given sustenance via their breastmilk, a company-made wonder elixir used to somehow keep you alive and produce more cum, which is then extracted and used to sustain your mistresses and their milk, creating an endless cycle. The three of you literally needed to fuck each other to survive, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

Right now, you were being given another glorious service.

The three of you were in your - now shared - bed, covered in scratches, bites, and claw marks with some being healed and most being fresh. V was sucking the life out of you for the fourth time today while J choked you out with her thighs - a terrifying combination. She cups one of your cheeks as she pets you, whispering sweet words to condition you into remaining a loyal pet.

"You're being such a good doggy..."

"You're ours now, no one else gets to have you..."

"You don't need another human as long as you have us..."

"We need you..."

"We love you so much..."

The tantalizing words swarm your brain and make you feel fuzzy inside, which makes the pleasure more exquisite. You soon explode into V's mouth, and she eagerly swallows it all.

She pulls away from you, your buddy exiting her mouth with a "pop". J promptly releases you, allowing you a moment to gulp much needed air before V presents one of her teats to you. You claim it, suckling and drinking it's contents greedily. Not long after, you're ready for another round.

V gives you a devious smile as she backs away. She lays on her back and spreads her legs and pussy to you, inviting you to claim your prize. You take it, climbing to your knees and crawling over to pin her beneath you.

"Oh nooo! The human is having his way with meee!"

You get the hint and take charge, pinning her arms above her head and slip inside her warm snatch. She arches her back, moaning, and looks up at you with joy.

"Ruin me."

You obey, lifting up her leg and putting your all into your thrusting, not giving a damn about hurting her. The response was overwhelmingly positive. She lulls her tongue out, her open mouth drooling and erupting with sharp gasps and heavy moans. You grab her waist with your other hand for leverage. V catches on and hooks her free leg around your waist to lift hers and match your pounding.

"Harder, doggy!"

"Ah!"

"Just like that!"

"Ohh!"

"Keep going!"

"Mmm!"

"I love you so fucking much!"

J watches on with a smile before quietly leaving you two to your lovemaking and sneaking off. She barely had any time to look for it, but she had eventually found a male adapter in the city that she was excited to try. It would be a nice way to spice things up, and she looked forward to seeing the faces her adorable pet would soon make.

She opens the closet with a button and goes to grab the item, only to stop when she finds a piece of paper in its stead. She snatches it into her hands to read it, only to rip the thing apart to reveal her screen emoting her boiling anger.

"That motherfucker!"

On the floor laying in halves was a drawing with the style of a toddler depicting a pair vaguely resembling a Disassembly Drone and a purple Worker Drone. At the bottom read one message...

I.O.U
No.125359
Anonymous
Replies:>>125538
Image:173490662096.jpg(536kB, 1711x1986)RoadTripSentinelWithClothes.jpg
>>125300
>>125301
>he kept trying to write some really long green
well mission accomplished on that front
or, a good ways in to being accomplished
props to him for improving his attitude
change is very rare to see from poeple on the internet
No.125360
Anonymous
>>125336
To fall into an even deeper depression is physically impossible.
No.125361
Anonymous
>>125358
Would I need to post this on the booru myself or ask someone that runs it?
No.125362
Anonymous
>>125303
Jane wouldn't like how Pavo enjoys the killing aspect of the war, Pavo wouldn't like the deal she made, but neither would have an outright reason to hate the other.
No.125363
Anonymous
Replies:>>125375
Image:173490680524.jpg(614kB, 1500x1875)tumblr_a704189a036a65530370ee1d32ca41c3_1f980c5d_2048.jpg
If Liam had to spare V, he should have at least given us V-lociraptor.
No.125364
Anonymous
>>125316
> Holly stole the sandevistan
No.125365
Anonymous
Replies:>>125367
>>125343
Ngl i don't know. Imo i don't think she'd have genuine deer antlers installed, but i like the idea of that.
No.125366
Anonymous
Replies:>>125368
>>125361
if you have/make an account you can post it yourself
No.125367
Anonymous
Replies:>>125384
>>125365
I was toying with the idea that she'd carve her own out of wood. like an evolution of her passion for drawing deer that uses her skill with a knife
No.125368
Anonymous
>>125366
Gotcha
No.125369
Anonymous
>>125358
Gonna need to read this in it's entirety when I get home but just from a glance this looks spicy
No.125370
Anonymous
Replies:>>125373
>>125358
Nice, gonna read this after dinner with da fam
>>125361
I can cap it if you want
No.125371
Anonymous
Replies:>>125372
So a female disassembly drone just came up to me, said "here is some malk" gave me a glass of milk and went out
I assume it was because yesterday I was upset there was nothing to drink a work since these days our water was cut off and there is no vending machine
So my question is how she has milk since there is no vending machine, and why she called it malk? It is warm, so it's not from anything refrigerated
No.125372
Anonymous
Replies:>>125374
>>125371
Just take the W and drink the molk.
No.125373
Anonymous
>>125370
I would greatly appreciate it!
No.125374
Anonymous
Replies:>>125376
>>125372
I think it went bad, it's salty as hell
No.125375
Anonymous
>>125363
I love this concept
No.125376
Anonymous
Replies:>>125379
>>125374
That's how mulk usually tastes.
No.125377
Anonymous
>>125339
Man, what a difficult choice, give up all my organs or give up one day after day in pursuit of happiness
No.125378
Anonymous
Any new dr.holly green? I love that evil scientist
No.125379
Anonymous
>>125376
Well, it's awful
No.125380
Anonymous
Replies:>>125381
Image:173490891537.png(100kB, 764x488)172930952204.png
Drones are dumb
No.125381
Anonymous
>>125380
I will kiss them anyway
No.125382
Anonymous
>long day at work
>your DD co-worker called out sick so you had to pick up her slack. something that had been happening a lot lately.
>not having her there to talk to just made the day go by even slower
>especially since your fiance had been really rough on you for the past week and it helped having someone to talk to about it
>workday ends, and you drag your feet getting home. you don't really want to deal with your fiance right now.
>but you eventually make your way home, only to find your supposedly sick coworker waiting for you at the door
>you don't even have time to ask what's going on
>"alright, I've got bad news and good news" she starts
>"bad news: your fiance was cheating on you" you're taken aback when she hands you an envelope containing a series of incriminating photos, and your heart sinks
>"hang on, I haven't gotten to the good news–"
>she belches in your face. it smells like meat and your fiance's perfume
>"–I'm your fiance now."
No.125383
Anonymous
>>125382
Something tells me she is lying
No.125384
Anonymous
>>125367
Ooo, yeah i like that idea. It's cute
No.125385
Anonymous
Replies:>>125455
>>125358
That's brilliant. I have no idea how much time you spent on this beautiful work, just know that my delight is unbelievable.
No.125386
Anonymous
Replies:>>125387
>>125382
God, I wish Liam would make a whole show out of a concept like that.
No.125387
Anonymous
>>125386
>"Sounds good, but where's the helicopter come in? Where's the elder god plot? Oh, I just imagined his old fiance crawling out of her mouth halfway and dragging her around, that's awesome, let's do it!"
No.125389
Anonymous
Image:173491118147.png(812kB, 1080x1098)Screenshot_20241223-014116~2.png
No.125391
Anonymous
Replies:>>125453
>>125358
Finished reading it and all I can say is you are the chaddest Anon to walk these threads in a long, LONG time
I cannot imagine how long it took to write this but it was worth every minute - top tier hmofd work, Anon, absolute pinnacle level stuff
No.125392
Anonymous
Replies:>>125394
>>125389
That would be me.
No.125393
Anonymous
>You ask for a drone who can fix you for Christmas
>On the day, you awaken to strange sounds in your living room!
>You rush out and-
>Dr. Ones is doing donuts on a motorcycle in your living room, fucking up the floor completely
>You scream
>He stops to wink at you
>"I'm a mean one."
>Then he peels out, smashing through your window on his bike, only to bleed out from lacerations from the glass
>Your window and everything around it were smashed, your floor is ruined, and now you have to clean up a corpse and copious amounts of blood
>The worst part is that was probably a clone and Dr. Ones is still out there
>Christmas is ruined
No.125394
Anonymous
>>125392
Based and Alicepilled
No.125395
Anonymous
No.125396
Anonymous
>>125393
>The Twelve Days of Onesmas
>A clone of the fat bastard shows up every day to do a different stunt that usually ends with him dead or dying
>On the eighth day, he pisses from the top of your fridge and hits you, Uzi, and N before doing a backflip off the appliance
>He hits his head on the sink and breaks his neck
>Leon Vickers claps - truly, this was a much better use of the swimsuit episode's budget
No.125397
Anonymous
Image:173491209079.gif(1.66MB, 389x208)1701142111321951-ezgif.com-crop-1-min.gif
>>125343
It's definitely possible that she'd get genuine ones or like that other anon said ones of wood, tho the metal and cuttlery ones she has in canon are more functional than those. Maybe something inbetween? Or genuine/wooden ones with accesories, that's a good idea actually.

Also I believe in canon she can still take her antlers off, see the two 'mountings' , the six-edged ones directly on her hat? Those are properly and permanently fixed to it, but they must have threading inside so they can still be taken off. I see no welding on that part (tho Alice's left antler, the one with a bulb is consistently thin even going to the curved part, there seems to have been welding)
No.125398
Anonymous
No.125399
Anonymous
>>125393
I love his cousin marian
No.125400
Anonymous
Image:173491228921.jpg(420kB, 1540x2728)combined.jpg
>>125389
Me me me gib pls
No.125401
Anonymous
Image:173491230008.jpg(97kB, 1691x1880)Gd4YLPkaEAAFQD5.jpeg
This guy look like abbas
No.125402
Anonymous
Image:173491257241.jpg(6kB, 158x160)horror.jpg
>>125393
imagine being visited by the ghost of christmas ones
No.125403
Anonymous
>>125397
>Alice's antler pops off and she has you replace it, she's doing important work
>You screw it on upside-down
>She only notices an hour later when she catches a mirror
>She scampers across the labs to you and starts slapping your face gently
No.125404
Anonymous
>>125330
Considering I wrote a Shitpost about Femdrone's avatar being shoved up N's asshole, yeah
No.125405
Anonymous
Image:173491312484.png(1.35MB, 1537x849)dap.png
hello, i am bruce "batman" wayne and i am lots of $$$$
i am seeking cute new art of L or U-U or any other female drones getting railed by Anon
yes, there might be $$$$
No.125406
Anonymous
Image:173491348892.png(136kB, 640x705)heh-you-arent-too-bad-v0-gkslosv3vfac1.png
>>125403
Awww
No.125407
Anonymous
Image:173491353278.png(80kB, 640x606)insane-girl-oh-alice-you-deserved-so-much-more-you-crazy-v0-jsrn07tneiad1.png
No.125408
Anonymous
>>125403
Always put them on the right way...
No.125409
Anonymous
Replies:>>125412
>>125407
Alice... more Alice
No.125410
Anonymous
Image:173491370864.jpg(89kB, 736x690)2592d00d6c05ddd727cd9fccd6e95a37.jpg
>>125407
Alice with a fuller chest is hngh
No.125411
Anonymous
Replies:>>125414
>>125397
I love how much detail was put onto them
No.125412
Anonymous
Replies:>>125416
Image:173491376241.png(536kB, 1000x1000)i-drew-both-of-these-like-over-a-week-ago-i-just-finished-v0-9oy69a6k2iec1.png
>>125409
There is more
Filename isn't true it just copied the given ones cause I am on phone
No.125414
Anonymous
Replies:>>125419
Image:173491385856.jpg(51kB, 480x449)IMG_20241029_001929.jpg
>>125411
Absolutely agreed, it's such a genuine waste and letdown (imo) to use Alice so little, all the lore made me totally believe we would at least see her again in 7's flashback. Hope was dead after 7 tho.
Need to do it myself, totally
No.125415
Anonymous
Replies:>>125424
>>125405
How many $$$$ can you gib?
No.125416
Anonymous
>>125412
Nice, looks good
No.125417
Anonymous
Image:173491399473.gif(1.29MB, 498x354)murder-drones-alice (3).gif
Just noticed that V raises her head to look at Alice back-/underside here
The gown is open on the back btw, at least starting at the pelvis...lucky V got flashed and Alice seems complezely unaware
That sexy social ineptness ugg
No.125418
Anonymous
Replies:>>125421
Image:173491411332.gif(630kB, 498x377)murder-drones-alice (2).gif
>>125417
And also look, Alice was gonna decapitate V 5 seconds ago, but didn't even step on her hand there...😍
No.125419
Anonymous
Replies:>>125426
>>125414
Even if they didn't use her after episode 6 which was a huge letdown, i still like to believe she survived. Beau definitely didn't which is genuinely sad. Did you ever write any greens about to her?
No.125420
Anonymous
Replies:>>125429
>>125417
Damn, V got a nice view...
No.125421
Anonymous
>>125418
Uoohhh...
No.125422
Anonymous
>A Future Where Man Hunts N-Units For Sport
No.125423
Anonymous
Recommend any good Alice-centric fanfics on AO3?
No.125424
Anonymous
>>125415
So many bobecks
No.125425
Anonymous
>>125423
I'd love to know too, as i don't really know many
No.125426
Anonymous
Replies:>>125433
Image:173491485717.gif(2.13MB, 498x342)murder-drones-alice (1).gif
>>125419
Conpletely agreed!
I'd bet everything on that, I am 100% genuinely convinced of it. That said tho, I believe they didn't intend that but they can get bent now anyways.
Alice absolutely makes an impression when watching and imo is extremely charismatic, yeah what a shame innit? Things tho Alice is a pure ZD without Solverstuff, she cannot regenerate the head (even tho with the lore we have now the head is apparently not really necessary for anything other than speech, expression and being a sensory platform, but having her get up again after the bootloop runs out seems like too big of an asspull), she is now in need of assistance, which no one can deliver. Only V even knows where she is and Uzi could fix her but that's not gonna happen.

I drew her much and had a few story ideas for greens, but nothing ever came of those. I wanna have such stories completely planned out, something is always missing tho.
No.125427
Anonymous
Replies:>>125447
>>125423
I once found one starting with her working in some mine factory before CFL, but that was unfinished back then and I don't know the name anymore sadly
No.125428
Anonymous
>>125405
Can you adopt Tessa as your new robin
No.125429
Anonymous
Replies:>>125435
Image:173491499710.png(1.43MB, 864x1122)[booru.plus]+murderdrones132.png
>>125420
It's a travesty we never got a shot of Alice's underside😔
No.125430
Anonymous
Replies:>>125446
Image:173491502257.gif(2.67MB, 360x191)1733251173759219.gif
>"Te Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Exponential En-"
No.125431
Anonymous
Image:173491516429.png(55kB, 1084x884)fish.png
ive been playing a funny fishing gaem and drew this on the floor after i found out you could draw
then i was trying to draw a V with tits, but the host had to leave to have a meal
No.125432
Anonymous
Replies:>>125443
Image:173491539544.png(1.12MB, 3024x5232)Maintenance with V and J.png
>>125361
capped, will upload with other greens im capping the next couple days
No.125433
Anonymous
Image:173491540813.png(541kB, 736x736)d8512594b5b20c042b33d6b0a1867b0a.png
>>125426
True, though this art of her surviving like Nori did will always be a interesting idea to me. Too bad she doesn't have the solver for that
No.125434
Anonymous
Image:173491555989.jpg(463kB, 2048x1145)tumblr_49424cdfee02b00c03d3b07f2e0fecdf_61de0500_2048.jpg
Found this online, wish I was competent at art so I could make something cute like this
No.125435
Anonymous
Replies:>>125439
>>125429
Yeah, but at least art of her flashing the viewer will do just fine 😏
No.125436
Anonymous
Replies:>>125437
>>125434
Oh how i wish this was a real game
No.125437
Anonymous
Replies:>>125438
>>125436
We can make it real, Anon
As a group we have the power
No.125438
Anonymous
>>125437
Yes, together we could create a masterpiece... THE masterpiece.
No.125439
Anonymous
Image:173491598728.jpg(823kB, 1491x1656)IMG_20241108_050928.jpg
>>125435
Agreed
No.125440
Anonymous
Video:173491630195.mp4(14MB / 0:01:16 / avc1, 852x480)Spoiler video
No.125441
Anonymous
Replies:>>125442
>>125434
Needs more Amda and Mika.
No.125442
Anonymous
Replies:>>125445
>>125441
i've seen pics of the smug Amda
but are there any of this Mika?
No.125443
Anonymous
>>125432
It pooks great! Thank you so much!
No.125444
Anonymous
No.125445
Anonymous
>>125442
Think there is zero art yet of Mika and Jame
No.125446
Anonymous
Replies:>>125449
>>125430
Holy kwk where is that from
No.125447
Anonymous
Replies:>>125448
>>125427
Sounds cool. Such a shame there's a lack of Alice fanfics
No.125448
Anonymous
>>125447
I need to try and look for some again
No.125449
Anonymous
>>125446
>NTA
An animation reel that the animators made for fun while working on the movie
Gideon Snaps Judy's Neck. Joke Reelyoutube thumb
No.125450
Anonymous
Replies:>>125451
Image:173491704811.png(398kB, 640x480)allenwrench.png
Murder Drones but the disassembly drones need tungsten to live instead of oil.
No.125451
Anonymous
>>125450
Imagine being found inside a meteor and they immediately slap you into the wage cage
No.125452
Anonymous
>>125440
Really kino.
No.125453
Anonymous
>>125391
I am happy to have provided a quality read!
No.125455
Anonymous
>>125385
You're very welcome!
No.125456
Anonymous
>>125434
But which drone would you date
No.125457
Anonymous
>>125456
Nta but Yeva
No.125458
Anonymous
>>125440
What the hell am I watching
No.125459
Anonymous
Replies:>>125464
>>125458
isn't this tegaki-anon's elf drone but now with a song and editing?
No.125460
Anonymous
>>125458
Autism
No.125461
Anonymous
Replies:>>125478
>>125440
I don't like how good that AI generated guitar sounds
No.125462
Anonymous
>>125456
Amda, because she needs more love
No.125463
Anonymous
Shamelessly inspired by the influx of abominably adorable Solver creatures like Akita and Maya

Solver Sapien
>An extremely broad classification for any Eldritch Organisms that happen to develop into hominoid-resembling creatures
>Basic physiological features commonly found amongst Solver Sapiens includes (but are certainly NOT limited to) the following: Head(s), Arms, Legs, Wings, Tail(s), Mouth(s), Eyes, ect...
>Physiological features beyond those listed can end up varying wildly, based on both external & environmental factors and the naturally chaotic developmental process each individual Eldritch Organism goes through
>'Skin' tone is primarily determined by hereditary factors and can range anywhere between monocolor, multicolored patterns, or even actively shifting hues
>Generally believed to possess a level of intelligence on par with humans, although this has proven to be exceptionally hard to verify outside of anecdotal accounts
>Can be divided further into numerous sub-categories based on more specific physical traits & mental behavior they may develop into

>'Stable Solver Sapiens' are relatively mundane as far as Eldritch creatures go, having settled into symmetrical forms with naturalistic behavior
>'Feral Solver Sapiens' are physically similar to their 'Stable' cousins but have acute mental abnormalities that make them act anywhere from uncontrollably savage to HIGHLY unusual & unpredictable behavior
>'Warped Solver Sapiens' are settled into wildly asymmetrical and disfigured bodies (more often than not to their own detriment) but otherwise possess a 'Stable' mind
>'Volatile Solver Sapiens' are neither physically OR mentally grounded, tending to shift their body and behavior to the whims of external factors (the most common being the will of a Solver Host)
>'Sculpted Solver Sapiens' are designed and spawned by a sufficiently powerful Solver Host, serving as their semi-intelligent thralls until either they (or their Solver Host) perishes
No.125464
Anonymous
>>125459
yeah but why is she an RGB hyper drone now
No.125465
Anonymous
Replies:>>125468
No.125466
Anonymous
>>125464
She spent too much time with SD-G.
No.125467
Anonymous
Image:173491875702.jpg(163kB, 1457x1910)173208432845.jpg
>>125456
Alice above all
and the teacher is a fucking lucky bastard, that should be me, allt the Alice and Teacher art. It's not fair
No.125468
Anonymous
Replies:>>125470
>>125465
can she run DOOM?
No.125470
Anonymous
Replies:>>125471
>>125468
How about UNO? She has that right?
No.125471
Anonymous
>>125470
She can run LoTR: Battle For Middle Earth, but only if you play as the Elves
No.125473
Anonymous
Life is good😎
No.125474
Anonymous
>>125467
Teacher is so fucking lucky
No.125475
Anonymous
>>125467
what a random pairing
No.125476
Anonymous
>>125456
Alice, always
No.125477
Anonymous
Replies:>>125480
>>125475
It is, but i'm pretty sure it's the artist's AU
No.125478
Anonymous
>>125461
it's scary how authentic it sounds
No.125479
Anonymous
eepy
No.125480
Anonymous
Image:173492098629.jpg(33kB, 679x545)GcmwaRxaMAAmV_h.jpeg
>>125475
>>125477
It's to keep a pure-orange-eyed oilline. Iirc there are zero drones other than Alice and teacher in ghe show with orange eyes (Doll's look orange in some close/early episode shots but we know Doll is red through and through).
No colourmixing or so idk it's kinda based
segregation wagon is an absolute banger
No.125481
Anonymous
>>125434
Who Monika?
No.125482
Anonymous
>>125440
Kino and also what the song?
No.125483
Anonymous
Image:173492122708.jpg(1.13MB, 1840x2976)She definitely covering up that she shot up a pride parade and left no victims.jpg
No.125484
Anonymous
Replies:>>125497
Image:173492157088.jpg(349kB, 2048x1366)GfaoqfpWQAAG-Co.jpeg
No.125485
Anonymous
Is it advisable to post lewd WIPs or is that unintelligent
No.125486
Anonymous
>>125485
I don't see why it would be unadvisable, might help you catch some errors before you finish it.
No.125487
Anonymous
>>125483
>and the men are drones
It's over...
No.125490
Anonymous
Replies:>>125491
I’m a wee eepy
No.125491
Anonymous
>>125490
Then eep, sleepy soul
No.125493
Anonymous
Image:173492272773.jpg(120kB, 1184x1189)172866462106.jpg
>"Anon, I thought I heard a noise."
>"Can I sleep with you?"
No.125494
Anonymous
>>125483
vgh, trad Emily....
Shame she only dates other drones, but that just makes me respect her more, funny how that works, huh?
No.125495
Anonymous
>>125485
just be sure to spoiler the image
No.125496
Anonymous
Image:173492357413.jpg(130kB, 1133x1190)1715703341943064.jpg
>>125493
>"Sure. Just don't move so much, ok?"

>"Ok..."
>Rustling and shuffling tickles the eardrums as the solverpede's body coils up and around in loops around you.
>Surprisingly, despite the extra weight, neither your nor your bed give out
>Her head eventually comes up to nestle firmly against your chest. The sharp teeth of an upper jaw folding in to avoid digging under vulnerable cloth and skin.
>Few scythe-claws wrapped around an arm for more comfort.
>"Comfy?"

>"Absolutely..."
>Seconds roll by to the tick of an analogue. And the low hum of mutant circuitry.
>A few mis-shapen gears and servos clacking to simulate a synchronised breathing.
>"Do you still love me like this?"
>Quiet.
>It's frighteningly so for the pair of you.
>"I don't know."
>Her optics cast their gaze down. Aboriginal grip falters.
>"I can sleep on my own...don't worry about me boss."
>An attempt to slink away was made, but it was hesitant and slow.
>Suddenly, human hands hopd her headcase tight.
>A small blush renders on the cracked remains of her visor.
>"But so far, I guess I don't mind you like this."

>If the poor abomination could smile, she would.
>The rest of the evening is spent in a blissful dream. Two souls.
>One tortured, one not.
>Embracing the now. Not a care for the future.

>J never felt so warm in her life.
No.125497
Anonymous
>>125484
E is cute
No.125498
Monstergirls Night Christms Special
Image:173492386702.jpg(106kB, 800x800)1686797278173.jpg
>"Jeez Mom, you're REALLY out of it right now," Uzi said as she carried her mother down the long halls to Cryogenics. "You're not yelling that you can walk, or scratching me, or throwing things at me, or threatening N if I don't put you down..."
>"I'm not feeling it today, Uzi," Nori croaked. Her makeshift voicebox sounded even more muffled and grainy than usual. "And what's with the human hands?" she asked, limply swinging her hind claw against a wrist where one of the pale, clammy human hands holding her connected to a metallic tentacle emerging from under Uzi's backpack.
>Uzi slowed her pace as her head fell. "It's... I don't have any feeling in my hands anymore, or anywhere else really" she muttered. "Just in my core and my... other body." Uzi sniffled. She felt one of her mother's legs coil around a human hand's wrist. "Thanks, Mom..."
>The two continued to Cryogenics in silence. Eventually, they found a doorway with Christmas lights hanging over it. Through it, they could see a patio table that was now familiar to Uzi. Chatter was audible.
>"... believe you, J! You'd have had my ass for less, yet here you are telling Lizzy Tessa's deepest secrets!" V snarled.
>Lizzy giggled. "Y'know V? You made Tessa sound kinda lame, but, like, J? She's making Tessa sound pretty cool." She leaned in J's direction, elbows on the table, hands keeping her head propped up. "Did she ever try summoning anything while you were around? Did she ever summon any hot ghosts-" Doll smiled- "or hot demons?"
>"She never tried anything with me, no..." J said. She sighed wistfully.
>"Hey Uzi!" Lizzy said as she noticed her approach. "Sorry we started without you, but J, like, had this stuff about Tessa she really, really, really couldn't wait to share with me." Lizzy squinted. "Is that your mom?"
>"Yeah, it's me," Nori said, dejectedly. "Uzi, put me down now. I want to at least get seated on my own." Uzi obliged her and let her tentacles disappear into her back. She pulled her usual chair out, but rather than sit immediately she turned it to face her mom. Nori scuttled over and lept from the floor to the chair to the table, flopping down between Uzi's spot and Doll's with a sigh as her detonators drooped.
>Uzi exited her thoughts as she set her backpack down and noticed Doll looked a lot different all of a sudden. Before this night, she had been solid black, like a shadow, with constantly flowing hair and a cold red glow in her eyes and her fangly maw. Now? She just looked like her corpse. Her remaining eye was lit up, and her hair was still flowing a little, but beyond that she looked just like the corpse Lizzy had been lugging around ever since it was recovered from the Cabin Fever cathedral. "... Been practicing ghost stuff lately?" she whispered to Doll.
>Doll nodded as she refilled her glass of oil. "Лиззи предположила, что я мог бы чувствовать себя более живым, если бы не был тенью." Pausing, she then filled a glass for Uzi and telekinetically slid it over to her. "Я так понимаю, вы принесли маслёнку для своей матери? Потому что мы не ожидали, что она придет."
>Uzi reached into her backpack and pulled out a small oil can with a clean straw through its cap. A grunt of confirmation accompanied her putting it on the table. Doll raised her hand to take it in her telekinesis, but a purple Absolute Solver rune, one lighter than Uzi's, appeared over it instead. "I can feed myself," an agitated Nori said as she unscrewed the cap and filled the can from the larger one in the middle of the table. Uzi silently took her mother's hind claw by the wrist. Nori sighed as she finished refilling her can. "But thanks for the offer, I guess," as she placed her can on its side, at her level. "You're a good kid." Nori put the straw in her mouth-wherever that was on her-and took a sip.
>"Нет..." Doll muttered as her remaining eye looked down. "Если бы это было так, я бы не умер..." She slouched in her chair.
>"Ugh, is this some seasonal affective disorder thing?" Lizzy asked, sipping her 10% antifreeze. "Like, Mrs. Doorman? Usually you're doing crap like screaming anime recommendations at people and making out with Khan in public. What's the problem? Where's the Nori my stepmom keeps complaining about?"
>Nori glanced in Lizzy's direction. "It's just... It's just that this is my first actual Christmas in... somethingteen years... and it's the first one I've had without Yeva around."
>V flinched.
>"Just having a hard time without her and Konstantin this year, is all," Nori continued. Her eye shifted to V. Hot air blown up from V's inner workings got caught in her throat. Nori's eye wasn't angry. It was hurt. It was asking, begging, pleading: "Why?"
>And it wasn't looking away.
>Doll reflexively moved in to reassuringly stroke Nori, only for her hand to phase through her. She whimpered. "I'll do it for both of us," Uzi whispered to her as she comforted her mom.
>V downed half her glass of oil and refilled it with 10% antifreeze. A chill crept up her spine as she stirred it all.
>"Yikes," was all Lizzy could muster at first. "I don't even know where to begin with that." She pondered, as V felt bullets of sweat pour down her forehead (and cursed the humans for programming that and Cyn for keeping that in). "Spend more time with Doll, I guess? Remember her parents together?"
>"I don't even know where she is when she isn't here," Nori admitted.
>"She's usually, like... inside Uzi? Is that an okay way to put it?"
>Doll shared a look with Uzi before turning back to Lizzy. "Наверное, это единственный способ сказать это так, чтобы не расстроить ее."
>"Great! You two can get in touch after this and work out a date." Lizzy's eyes lit up. "Oh, but put me on speaker first, I wanna know if I can fit anything you set up into my schedule."
>"Kid, right now I want this to be private. Maybe later," Nori said, dismissing Lizzy with a wave of her claw. Uzi nudged her with a finger. "Thanks for getting us all together, though," Nori continued now that she'd been reminded of her manners. She took another sip of her oil.

1/2
No.125499
Anonymous
>>125170
I will wait eagerly
I hope it's really detailed and lewd
No.125500
Anonymous
Replies:>>125501
>>125496
how hard is it to say "of course I miss the old you, but you're still the woman I love"?
still, good green anon
No.125501
Anonymous
Image:173492413404.jpg(43kB, 1024x576)1734148404089953m.jpg
>>125500
Very because I have never known love.
No.125502
Monstergirls Night Christmas Special
Image:173492414977.png(271kB, 336x448)image-asset.png
>>125498
Fucking typo.

>V noticed Nori still wasn't looking away from her. She readjusted her glasses and started on her drink. Has Uzi's mom's eye always had that film over it? Creeping me out.
>"Anything else we wanna get off our chests before we start having fun?" Lizzy asked.
>Uzi fidgeted in her seat even more than V was fidgeting. "Uh, I have a question for going forward, starting today: is it okay if I..." Uzi drank some of her oil. "Is it okay if I... bring in, I guess, my..." Uzi grimaced in shame. "My re- my other body? I-I-It's okay if you'd be bothered by it and say no, I mean, I just... would like this to be a place where I don't have to..." Uzi trailed off, uncertain of how to finish that thought.
>"Uzi, if everyone here could get used to your weird smell, we could get used to you being a big worm," Lizzy said, drinking some more of her antifreeze as V topped up her own glass.
>"Doorman, I have seen so, so, so much worse than the boss's real-ish body. You don't need to worry about me," J spoke up.
>Doll's eye was briefly replaced with a thumbs up emoji.
>A deep breath. And then another. And then that ominous crackle.
>Uzi gripped the table as she finished processing what she had just done. All present, and anyone who walked in, could see the disgusting reality: Uzi Doorman was a nightmare puppeting a corpse.
>Lizzy looked over this other Uzi in fascination. The eyes, the arms, the body reaching all the way up towards the ceiling... way, way up towards the ceiling...
>"How long have you been keeping this part of you in here?!" Lizzy asked. Uzi could tell she was slightly afraid.
>"Heh... this whole time." The original Uzi's eyes went hollow. "I wasn't spying on you or anything! It's just this is the only place that's big enough and also out of the way enough!"
>V, still unable to look away from the broken heart of Yeva's friend, felt warm as something frantically scratched at her chest from the inside. Shit, is that my core? I'm trying to get out of here, aren't I. I thought I stopped thinking about leaving early.
>"Я верю ей, Лиззи," Lizzy's oldest friend told her. "Она сейчас не в том состоянии, чтобы лгать."
>"I believed her, jeez!" Lizzy pouted.
>V tried to blink away the image of Nori's eye as she had more of her drink.
>Looking down and seeing bone and meat inside her open chest cavity.
>A giant claw reaching into her.
>Seeing her own coreless body.
>N's headless body strapped into a chair.
>Cyn's predatory leer, three arrows in her visor.
>The light trickling out of Tessa's eyes.
>Waking up in this- in her first body like this one.
>Cameras- eyes- cameras- eyes- thirst- insatiable thirst-
>"FUCK! I'M JUST LIKE CYN!" V screamed, dropping her glass on the floor. The most wretched weeping imaginable followed. "I took everything from you-" V's hand swung in Doll's direction- "I made you another me, Uzi's mom, I murdered your only frien-STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!" V screamed in anguish as Lizzy became extremely thankful for how isolated they were. The robo-vampire slumped over, her glasses falling off her face. "Doll, it should be me who's dead, not you... I'm worse than Rachel..."
>Lizzy's and Doll's jaws dropped, just before everyone else's hollow eyes filled back in.
>Lizzy got up to hug V as tightly as she possibly could.
>"Ви, никогда больше не говори так о себе. Рейчел хуже всех." Doll said, shaken.
>"Who's Rachel?" Nori whispered to Uzi.
>"Some girl none of them like, I don't know why," Uzi whispered back.
>"I know this is a place for everyone to vent, but, like, Robo-Jesus, V. Never say that shit again, you have me worried sick," Lizzy said.
>"I had no idea you could scream like that..." J muttered.
>"Uzi?" Lizzy said as she looked towards her. "I think we need to get on that life-affirming Christmas thing you wanted to show us now."
>Uzi blinked. "Oh, right. Almost forgot in all the drama..." One of Uzi's camera eyes came down and started projecting a holographic screen, as some of her claws and tentacles made her original body get out of her chair and sit on the floor facing the hologram. "Anyone else here who's seen Tokyo Godfathers?"
>Nori perked up. "Tokyo Godfathers? Hell yeah!" she yelled, her voice as clear as it can get without a body, as she jumped down to scuttle over to her daughter. "You're all gonna love this one."
>The other four made their way over to sit next to Uzi, and once everyone was there, the movie began.
No.125503
Anonymous
>>125496
😳😳😳 Lewd! And cute.
No.125504
Anonymous
>>125498
>>125502
God damn, this hits right in the feels
No.125505
Anonymous
Image:173492523556.jpg(3.99MB, 3072x4080)Spoiler image
One Alice WIP i started tonight will take a bit to clean up and colour.
No.125506
Anonymous
Replies:>>125507
>>125493
>>125496
Bitches will look at this and scream WIFE
I'm bitches
No.125507
Anonymous
Replies:>>125541
Image:173492596842.png(39kB, 637x433)1713657114399180.png
>>125506
You are three women in a trenchcoat?
No.125508
Anonymous
Image:173492628744.png(463kB, 1500x1136)1715197127404843.png
No.125509
Doomer Drone
Replies:>>125511
Look at that, barely any thread activity. Truly it's ov-
>Gets decapitated by V
No.125510
Anonymous
I vomit!
No.125511
V
>>125509
-is why I say N would be a better fuck than Bigfoot, Lizzy.
No.125512
Anonymous
WAKE-UP! THE MIDGET DRONES ARE CAPPING THE POINT!
No.125513
Anonymous
Replies:>>125514
>>125512
FUCK! Stop them, stop them!
No.125514
Anonymous
Replies:>>125516
Image:173492790971.gif(2.45MB, 498x373)173223299484.gif
>>125512
>>125513
No.125515
Anonymous
Leaked behind the scenes footage showing what happened to Liam and prevented him from making more Murder Drones!
AHHH I'M TURNING INTO POMNI 😣youtube thumb
No.125516
Anonymous
Replies:>>125517
>>125514
I forgot you got auto balanced to their team... traitor
No.125517
Anonymous
Replies:>>125518
>>125516
>Actually just rancho-relaxos the whole round
Haha.
Sure.
No.125518
Anonymous
>>125517
Stop it! I'm the only one who's allowed to grind this game that I love to play by actively trying to avoid playing it! You go stop the Midget Drones while I tab out to check my stocks, alright?
No.125519
Anonymous
Your fortune: Outlook good

Uzi vore canon?
No.125520
Anonymous
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

N vore, Mac prey, canon?
No.125521
Anonymous
Replies:>>125523
Your fortune: Good Luck

Will I get hit by a bus for tempting fate like this?
No.125523
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>125519
>>125520
>>125521
>NTA
Will someone draw this?
No.125524
Anonymous
No.125525
Anonymous
Replies:>>125526
>>125523
You're pushing it, anon.
No.125526
Anonymous
>>125525
I wouldn't worry about it, no one wants to see that shit unironically
No.125527
Anonymous
V stands for...
No.125528
Anonymous
>>125527
Volunteer?
No.125529
Anonymous
>>125527
Violence
No.125530
Anonymous
Replies:>>125548
>>125527
Voteless
No.125531
Anonymous
>>125527
Voluptuous
No.125532
Anonymous
>>125527
Vagina
No.125533
/md/-Chan
Merry Christmas Anon-kun! You're planning to spend both days with me, right? Not anything useless like friends or family, but me? You better be.
No.125534
Anonymous
Replies:>>125671
Fuck it, lore that contradicts everything and takes place in it's own continuity
>Years after the defeat of The Solver, Uzi feared that it was only a matter of time before The Solver managed to overwhelm her and restart the nightmare again
>And so using what power she learned during that time, she split herself into many many tiny pieces and scattered these pieces throughout the entirety of existence so that they would never meet or join together
>This was the birth of The Oogi
>However, these creatures still possessed some of Uzi's power within them, and so whenever a bunch join-up in one place their collective minds come together and create something missing from a deep feeling down in their hearts...
>Their family...or atleast the Oogis conception of one
>This is why Bugretta's only exist in Hives
>Although sometimes they will unknowingly create things from memory on their own, such as Enn, Lizzu, Dull, Tad or even their worst enemy The Cyntipede
No.125535
Anonymous
Replies:>>125551
>>125505
I see she's keeping herself nice and spry to pounce on some prey
No.125536
Anonymous
Replies:>>125551
>>125505
Is nice
No.125537
Anonymous
>>125527
Vendetta
No.125538
Anonymous
>>125359
It was done after a fit of vomiting. Like my own sadness at how pathetic I felt caused me physical pain, so I decided to focus on getting over it and just start writing what made me happy.
It took me two tries before I landed on Harper honestly.
No.125539
Anonymous
Image:173493208679.jpg(1.32MB, 3351x4096)GD09dpqXIAEfkg8.jpg
No.125540
Anonymous
Replies:>>125543
No.125541
Anonymous
>>125507
>Giant E is her team in a trenchcoat
No.125542
Anonymous
Replies:>>125586
>>125498
>>125502
this shit's great. nice to see V depicted with some actual remorse for once
No.125543
Anonymous
Replies:>>125672
>>125540
Because I wanted to see how far I could push my fortune, I wasn't expecting to get three good lucks in a row
No.125544
Anonymous
Replies:>>125546
>>125502
Lizzy fucks!
No.125545
Anonymous
>Average Midget Drone Experience On Copper-9
I Wish To Rule You!youtube thumb
No.125546
Anonymous
>>125544
Usually monstergirls.
No.125548
Anonymous
Replies:>>125549
Image:173493342512.png(10.30MB, 3840x2160)dxPUzJGnkfkb8wKcKqKu6k.png
>>125530
No.125549
Anonymous
Image:173493353611.jpg(417kB, 1939x2048)GfcCs6XWcAAEoRj.jpeg
>>125548
No.125550
Anonymous
WHERE ARE THE BUNNY DRONES? I NEED THE BUNNY DRONES? I NEED BUNNY DRONES! NOT JUST DRONES WEARING STUPID FUCKING COSTUMES, BUT ACTUAL ROBOT EARS! I NEEED THEM!
No.125551
Anonymous
Image:173493375855.jpg(101kB, 994x789)1715608360168853.jpg
>>125536
Thank
>>125535
Mhm, very fit drone, wether she is indeed double Uzi's age or barely a few years ahead, I'd say she's with Doll the fittest WD we saw...that jump in the hallway...or on the oven...or off the oven to Uzi. Awesomeness
I had in mind that this is after a long day of chopping parts or wood or so, but just getting ready is fitting too. Need do more of these anyways, before the flame croaks for the holidays again
No.125552
Anonymous
Replies:>>125553
>>125550
Ok
>Send you a robotic bunny
No.125553
Anonymous
Replies:>>125554
>>125552
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
No.125554
Anonymous
>>125553
I'm not sending a drone with a bunny ears I'm just sending you a motherfucking robot drone bunny
No.125555
Anonymous
Image:173493408811.jpg(238kB, 840x1382)Screenshot_2024-12-23-07-07-44-171_com.miui.notes-edit.jpg
>>125550
Here bro
No.125556
Anonymous
Replies:>>125559
>>125555
That's a Hare? I can tell by the facial structure
No.125557
Anonymous
>>125555
I am grateful, but I need MORE
No.125558
Anonymous
Image:173493420384.png(405kB, 791x745)Gfbv2iYWoAAA8aM.png
I have this shirt
No.125559
Anonymous
Replies:>>125561
>>125556
Ye it started as rabbit with the 'hands' but drones don't work when fat so I had to make it to a hare, hence the sleekness, large ears and tweaking expression
>>125557
What, lewds or?
No.125560
Anonymous
Replies:>>125580
Image:173493428682.jpg(119kB, 895x843)tanaka_1116_.jpg
No.125561
Anonymous
Replies:>>125568
>>125559
Just moar bnnuy
No.125562
Anonymous
Image:173493452430.png(3.61MB, 3795x3857)mr krabs MOAR plush.png
stuff in the works
No.125563
Anonymous
Image:173493456721.jpg(239kB, 952x1524)Screenshot_2024-12-23-07-15-11-616_com.miui.notes-edit.jpg
>>125557
Looks a bit like cursed Kangaroo but your fault now you need to see it too
No.125564
Anonymous
Image:173493459853.jpg(221kB, 1959x1179)Spoiler image
No.125565
Anonymous
>>125562
Cute
>>125563
I fear what this creature can do
No.125566
Anonymous
>>125564
OOGI REAL!?
No.125567
Anonymous
>>125562
Love these little plushies, even if I'm a bit offended there's a Malina and not a Zdrada, as her one fan here.
No.125568
Anonymous
Image:173493480666.jpg(183kB, 1080x1436)Screenshot_2024-12-23-07-19-42-881_com.miui.notes-edit.jpg
>>125561
That's all now
No.125569
Anonymous
Replies:>>125570
>>125568
I will hug this creature
No.125570
Anonymous
>>125568
Yes
>>125569
I agreeeee
No.125571
Anonymous
>>125562
CUTEEEEEEEE
No.125572
Anonymous
>>125564
Would you bite her?
No.125573
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>125498
>>125502
extremely good read, love it :] 👍
No.125574
Anonymous
>>125562
>Amda plushie is real
No.125575
Anonymous
No.125576
Anonymous
>>125562
Beasties
No.125577
Anonymous
>>125564
I could fix her.
No.125578
Anonymous
Image:173493520132.jpg(264kB, 1966x1080)GevRvJlXMAAKCI-.jpg
No.125579
Anonymous
Replies:>>125584
Image:173493522554.png(547kB, 755x546)1699679978364.png
>>125562
>Amda plushie
As a pointer going forward, Amda has the same color gown and gloves and helmet as the other lab rats. Just looks darker because of the lighting.
No.125580
Anonymous
>>125560
>every year, as a "present" Cyn would let J relive Christmas with Tessa
>only to rip it away in some violent or tragic fashion because J had been "naughty"
>sometimes Tessa started hating J, other times J would have to watch her master wither away and die of some unnamed illness
>but for all that agony she still looked forward to Christmas, to those fleeting moments where she got to see Tessa again
>but now that Cyn is gone, she spends Christmas with bittersweet memories and whatever she can quietly scavenge from outpost 3 that makes the pain go away
No.125581
Anonymous
>50 Years From Now
>"What did you do when you were Daddy's age?", asks your grandchild with innocence
>You can't help, but smile and reach into your pocket, pulling out your phone and scrolling down eons through your images
>"You see, when I was younger I was an artist/writer, I created many things for my Murder Drones OC", you say reminiscencing of old times
>A tear forms in your eye as you remember when you sat up on the computer interacting with an amazing community of creative minds
>"Woah...", says your grandchild in astonishment
>"That sounds really fucking gay, GOD! YOU SUCK!", they shout in embarrassment of being related to you
No.125582
Anonymous
Image:173493529471.jpg(308kB, 1080x1096)Screenshot_2024-12-23-07-27-43-155_com.miui.notes-edit.jpg
Two moar that's it then fr
No.125583
Anonymous
>>125581
I feel sad
No.125584
Anonymous
Replies:>>125588
>>125579
Except Alice, she ate her gloves
I strive to converse with Alice🤔😎
No.125585
Anonymous
>>125564
SHE REAL
No.125586
Anonymous
>>125542
Remorse is usually buried deep down when I write V. Mostly it's concern for what Lizzy (and occasionally others) think of her and fear of her own guilty conscience. The road back up from Humanity 4 is not a quick trip.
No.125587
Anonymous
Replies:>>125596
>>125581
>your grandchild
Funny.
Recently I've been avoiding making purchases of anything non-digital because I remind myself "it'll just get tossed out after the estate sale". Feels bad being your bloodline's dead end.
No.125588
Anonymous
>>125584
maybe she fashioned stuffed them with something soft to make them into little antlers
No.125589
Anonymous
Anyone know a good Tessa fic?
No.125590
Anonymous
Replies:>>125592
>>125588
Or Nori force fed them to her.
No.125591
Anonymous
Image:173493569748.gif(327kB, 220x220)1703713962768793.gif
>>125588
Awww🦌🫎
That'd look so cute
And someone took them away for sure or broke them.
In that pic of her in the room with Nori and Yeva poor girl, her face smashed in, bleeding all over the walls, loosing it, no one gives a shit
No.125592
Anonymous
>>125590
Alice should throw Nori core in a mixer, fill her jar with magnets and add her to the solvercaust oven
No.125593
Anonymous
Replies:>>125600
Image:173493581429.jpg(267kB, 2048x1183)GfPznzBasAA5s68.jpeg
No.125594
Anonymous
Replies:>>125609
>>125581
>they
If my grandkid was a xim/xer I think I'd actually disinherit them
Sure my OC might be bueno but you're actually gay and that's worse
No.125595
Anonymous
Image:173493590027.jpg(619kB, 1920x1290)GeA_kzfa8AAv_fb.jpg
No.125596
Anonymous
No.125597
Anonymous
So are we all just gonna ignore the fact that N literally died halfway through the finale and the N from the ending is a clone?
No.125599
Anonymous
>>125595
That's really nice art, fav Tessa art that isn't shadowed.
Glad to see the abbo Tessa flood died out
No.125600
Anonymous
Replies:>>125607
>>125593
Who's she kissing? What artist?
No.125601
Anonymous
Replies:>>125613
Interaction of real Tessa and Alice would be greatly interesting
No.125602
Anonymous
Replies:>>125610
>>125597
Please explain.
No.125603
Anonymous
I am Optimus Prime
No.125604
Anonymous
Image:173493668892.jpg(187kB, 1939x1088)First draft J.jpg
>>125595
Would feed the universe to a vore demon so it would finally let me die and be with her again.
No.125605
Anonymous
Replies:>>125706
Image:173493674921.jpg(208kB, 1029x1005)173450189870.jpg
Protecting Alice hugging Alice letting Alice be in your bed non sexualy under your covers let her have all the covers to nestle within, no matter wether she's macking it all look patterened cause she's covered in the oil of a hundred destroyed drones it would be so worth it what a cutiepie ahhr
No.125606
Anonymous
>>125597
he's not because that's not how cores work
No.125607
Anonymous
>>125600
Here the source
https://x.com/Galacti55879164/status/1870106616630259895
No.125608
Anonymous
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

FUCK YOU!
>Gives (You)r Drone Core-Failure
No.125609
Anonymous
Replies:>>125614
>>125594
How dare you speak ill of TADC
No.125610
Anonymous
Replies:>>125616
Image:173493686789.jpg(102kB, 524x462)Rest Eternally.jpg
>>125602
No.125611
Anonymous
Replies:>>125621
Image:173493686958.jpg(419kB, 1924x1080)173104085059.jpg
Caould Alice make Chilli?since it is a Texas thing...what is other food she could come up with? You said Tennessee would fit her best do they have anything there? Eastern Tennessee of course
No.125612
Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>125608
No.125613
Anonymous
>>125601
That would be neat
No.125614
Anonymous
Image:173493690714.png(52kB, 869x668)1734833468830460.png
>>125609
No.125615
Anonymous
Replies:>>125619
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>125608
>GIVE THIS ANON CORE FAILURE
No.125616
Anonymous
Replies:>>125630
>>125610
That's from getting his core ripped out. It got back in later.
No.125617
Anonymous
Replies:>>125622
>>125608
soooo umm guys. my N just like. died. can i like. resuscitate him or.
No.125618
Anonymous
>Alice making a blanket fort
>Calling it Fort Sumter 2
>When you try to reclaim one of the blankets she fires a fully functional cannon at you
>You decide you can just go buy some new blankets
No.125619
Anonymous
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>125615
How about I send your ass in the xeeleeverse
No.125620
Anonymous
Foggy wet morning woods with Alice
mountaneous hike or so, or carry her piggyback when she's upset at the short legs
No.125621
Anonymous
Replies:>>125625
>>125611
Cornbread
Crawdads
Chitlins
No.125622
Anonymous
>>125617
Nope. Perma-death
No.125623
Anonymous
Is Alice tomboy or nah
No.125624
Anonymous
Replies:>>125628
>>125623
Interesting question
No.125625
Anonymous
>>125621
I need to look
>>125618
Uh oh
No.125626
Anonymous
>>125623
She used to be a girly girl who liked drawing cute deer and politely asked people to not touch her stuff.
No.125627
Anonymous
>>125618
>"Yer authority ain't recognized in Fort Kickass!"
No.125628
Anonymous
Replies:>>125629
>>125624
I mean she's wild and having a thing for animals is normal girl thing, but she's also competent and interesting character i dunno really
No.125629
Anonymous
No.125630
Anonymous
>>125616
N’s body Fatal Erorred and was never shown reanimating. His heart was ripped out, the one sole way to kill him, and his body died instantly. Cyn, meanwhile, was practicing her ability to project an accurate hologram of him and imitate his voice. The corpse of N thrown conveniently close to V by Cyn, displayed a yellow Fatal Error message instead of the red one his real corpse had. N had spent the entire episode prior to this being rightfully terrified and anxious. After his heart was stolen from his chest, for the rest of the episode he was strangely cheerful and casual. N is gone.
No.125631
Anonymous
He's back.
No.125632
Anonymous
>>125631
Hitler?
No.125633
Anonymous
Replies:>>125636
>>125631
>Somehow, Palpatine returned
No.125634
Anonymous
>>125631
Surprised it took this long
No.125635
Anonymous
Replies:>>125652
Image:173493779577.jpg(179kB, 1090x1263)tumblr_9c01ad8af005aeaf349f89e4e6448434_a6cd1e4a_1280.jpg
So what he's saying is picrel?
No.125636
Anonymous
>>125633
Beretta gonna cream her pants
No.125637
Anonymous
Image:173493782995.png(65kB, 971x864)V.png
Peak fish gaming
No.125638
Anonymous
Replies:>>125640
>>125631
Who? I think this Anon is just getting confused and it's leading to retardation
No.125639
Anonymous
>>125637
Vitties!
No.125640
Anonymous
>>125638
I think he's referring to 0ilrig. The filename is certainly rather indicative
No.125641
Anonymous
>>125637
Peak fishing
No.125642
Anonymous
Replies:>>125644
Image:173493829782.jpg(187kB, 1080x806)Screenshot_2024-12-23-08-17-17-465_com.duckduckgo.mobile.android-edit.jpg
Chatgpt says Alice has feral Southern Rizz😎
And she is 90% sigma and 10% skibidi
No.125643
Anonymous
Replies:>>125646
>>125630
You're confused or being fucking stupid on purpose. The Solver is stuck attached to Uzi's ass, The Solver was clearly shown on-screen being absorbed by Uzi, and was shown to have barely any influence or power left.
>12:04
N is clearly being shown on-screen slipping back into his body. Also regeneration takes a good while, so of course he wasn't immediately back-up. Another thing, taking out the core doesn't kill the DD, the core has to be destroyed as clearly shown with Alice having to keep the cores trapped in the oven so they don't turn into Solverpedes or potentially crawl back inside their bodies.
No.125644
Anonymous
>>125642
Hearing sigma and skibidi being used to quantify percentages is horrifying
No.125645
Anonymous
Replies:>>125647
>>125637
Where the fish?
No.125646
Anonymous
>>125643 (me)
Another thing, it's clearly shown to be Cynwalker pretending to be N because the real N shows up and chops off her hand, then she very clearly turns back into Cynwalker. If this was somehow N still, then why the fuck wouldn't he say anything and attempt to kill Uzi with the pickaxe? The Solver has been shown being unable to get past this limitation with her holograms as seen by the scene where that one Pope looking CFL researcher warns Mitchell.
No.125647
Anonymous
Replies:>>125651
Image:173493890189.png(134kB, 1465x960)peak fishing.png
>>125645
here
No.125648
Anonymous
Replies:>>125649
Image:173493893924.jpg(229kB, 1945x1080)Mystery Person.jpg
After re-watching Episode 8 just to prove that incredibly stupid theory wrong, who the fuck is this? It's clearly someone walking around the Outpost or what I assume is Outpost-3 with a flashlight seaching for something or someone?
If you say it's Tessa or fucking N you're a God Damn idiot and you should be fucking ashamed
No.125649
Anonymous
Replies:>>125650
Image:173493948695.png(1.02MB, 1089x633)black mirror.png
>>125648
The fandom outside these threads still thinks everyone but Uzi died and she's just keeping herself from getting lonely by playing with holograms, right?
No.125650
Anonymous
>>125649
I don't think so, think that might just be a small amount of retards
No.125651
Anonymous
No.125652
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Image:173493976372.png(23kB, 154x256)Untitled1378_20241223021207.png
me when i post an insane take just for shits and giggles but end up accidentally getting invested in the schizo theory which i made up off the top of my head
>>125635
awwww CUTE!! CUUUUUUUTE
No.125653
Anonymous
No.125654
Anonymous
Replies:>>125657
>>125652
Wait...you were behind the N theory?
No.125655
Anonymous
Image:173494005621.jpg(78kB, 745x924)tumblr_edb2bb8a9eb6b1f1c3b12e631113cf8f_a53bbcf6_1280.jpg
>>125652
N's taking this whole thing pretty well, considering he can't even so much as open a door on his own anymore until he has a body again.
No.125656
Anonymous
Replies:>>125659
Murder Drones theory, Nori is actually Yeva and Yeva is Nori
No.125657
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>125658
>>125654
everything is part of my game
No.125658
Anonymous
Replies:>>125681
>>125657
Oh. For a second I was worried that HE was back. You frightened me
No.125659
Anonymous
>>125656
Murder Drones theory, Lizzy is gay
No.125660
Anonymous
Murder Drones theory, what if the solver is just an anagram for she revolt
No.125661
Anonymous
Replies:>>125665
>>125562
Avre plush my beloved.
She looks so... uncomfortable.
No.125662
Anonymous
>>125496
Sweet. I like it.
No.125663
Anonymous
Replies:>>125664
Murder Drones theory, Rachel isn't real
No.125664
Anonymous
>>125663
Rachel is real to me
No.125665
Anonymous
Replies:>>125668
>>125661
That's just her base expression if you look up art of her on the booru innit?
No.125666
Anonymous
Murder Drones theory, Cyn was a mass hallucination
No.125667
Anonymous
Replies:>>125681
goodnight everyone, I hope you dream of cuddling with your favorite drone in a cushioned window nook, drinking something warm and listening to the rain as you look out over the misty evergreen mountainside
No.125668
Anonymous
Replies:>>125686
>>125665
im well aware of her face, im the one who drew it.
What im saying is it looks like the she wants going to crawl into a vent at any moment and not leave for 2 weeks, which is... oddly fitting for avre.
No.125669
Anonymous
>>125498
>>125502
It's beautiful. The morning has just begun and I've already read a beautiful green.
No.125670
Anonymous
Replies:>>125679
Image:173494196451.jpg(299kB, 2048x1746)GenfcAsXMAAPqtm.jpeg
Bruh, those new grunt drones got me acting unwise
No.125671
Anonymous
>>125534
It really makes sense.
No.125672
Anonymous
Replies:>>125674
>>125543
You've doomed us to vore, anon.
No.125673
Anonymous
>>125562
EVEN MORE PLUHS, YEAH!
No.125674
Anonymous
Replies:>>125675
>>125672
Nah, don't worry about it. No one is Ever Going To Draw It
No.125675
Anonymous
>>125674 (me)
Or write about it
No.125676
Anonymous
Next-gen GDs with thinner thighs and Hank Hill asses. Cheaper, lighter, faster.
No.125677
Anonymous
Image:173494296966.png(2kB, 136x79)orders.png
New orders just came in.
No.125678
Anonymous
>>125677
What, why is that trending?
No.125679
Anonymous
>>125670
Soldier! According to the regulations, a soldier must endure the hardships of military service! So put your dick back in your pants and finish washing them!
No.125680
Anonymous
Image:173494328084.png(563kB, 1477x2159)Uzi.png
How smol is too small for a drone?
No.125681
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>125658
lol
>>125667
that’s so specific
i love it
No.125682
Anonymous
Image:173494344573.jpg(945kB, 2300x2800)MayaClothed.jpg
More Maya, now with her most common outfit!
It's minimal because she overheats easily, she was spawned from a Zombie Drone similar to the ones we see in Ep.5 where a lot of Tessa's 606'd drones looked like they had exploded and melted down into piles of solver flesh.
That particular Zombie Drone had previously been captured and held for experimentation in a small JCJ lab, and it was one of those company offices that had it's own little branded merch shop.
Once Maya developed a crude understanding of the world around her she found some clothing in that shop that was minimally smothering and started wearing it to mimic humans she saw in pictures and videos.
No.125683
Anonymous
>>125680
100 pictometers
No.125684
Nice lore, I'm intrigued
No.125685
Anonymous
>>125682
Anon, I'm sorry to say this about your kid, but could I stick my dick in her?
No.125686
Anonymous
>>125668
>shelf stock of avre plushies goes missing.
>a week later you call in technicians to deal with an AC problem.
>he pulls out 2 dosen avre plushies stuffed in a vent.
>a week later it happens again.
>this time you find them inside a utility closet.
>becomes a regular occurrence, frinding and recollecting them from their hiding spaces.
>one night on a closing shift they are gone again.
>this time however, they arent in their usual hiding spots.
>on the way back from the break room, you see one sitting in the middle of the hallway, below an open vent.
>as you lean over and grab it, you fail to look up and see the rest of them in the vent above.
>Then they decend.
No.125687
Anonymous
Replies:>>125692
>>125685
Only if you can win her heart.
No.125688
Anonymous
>>125685
This post sounds horrible out of context
No.125689
Anonymous
Replies:>>125693
>>125682
JCJenson is misspelled:)
No.125690
Anonymous
>>125686
It started adorable and then it escalated. Made me laugh, good stuff anon
No.125691
Anonymous
>>125680
So long as you can see them with your naked eye, they're big enough
No.125692
Anonymous
>>125687
Okay, how do I do that?
No.125693
Anonymous
>>125689
Noticed that, it's fixed now. When I write a more comprehensive introduction to her character I'll use the fixed image.
No.125694
Anonymous
Is it morally wrong to, as a human man, own a U+ plush and give him a kiss on the forehead now and then?
No.125695
Anonymous
Replies:>>125698
>>125694
It is not wrong at all
No.125696
Anonymous
Replies:>>125698
No.125697
Anonymous
What if...J tumby?
No.125698
Anonymous
>>125695
>>125696
We're deadlocked again.
No.125699
Anonymous
Replies:>>125700
>>125697
Best suited for punching
No.125700
Anonymous
>>125699
Noh :(
No.125701
Fucked-Up And Evil Anonymous
>Places A Box Of Feral Rats In Uzi's Bedroom
No.125702
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.125703
Anonymous
Replies:>>125704
>>125677
Does he came with Johnny silverhand?
No.125704
Anonymous
>>125703
In Fortnite? Yes.
But you will not get to have V the drone and Johnny team up because Glitch fumbled Murder Drones and Epic probably doesn't even have MD on their radar.
No.125705
Anonymous
Replies:>>125721
Question to domesticAnon, will Shepard get a quirky engineer alien gf?
Mass Effect 2 - cute Taliyoutube thumb
No.125706
Anonymous
>>125605
It's so fucking worth it
No.125707
Anonymous
Image:173494719470.png(784kB, 696x827)Cyn drink dah milk.PNG
dang I always forget how fast these threads go.
>>123401
>>123350
>>123451
>>122771
>>122773
it's cool to see you having fun with the model blucat both the posing and lighting look awesome!
No.125708
Anonymous
>>125505
"Tf do you see her in bro" WIFE!!!
No.125709
Anonymous
Image:173494851522.png(57kB, 320x188)she_is_waiting_outside.png
I am opening the door.
No.125710
Anonymous
Replies:>>125713
Hey, had anyone seen where my Midget Drone went? I left him sitting here to drying after a run through the washing machine but he began to shrink and disappeared
No.125711
Anonymous
>>125680
Nice work, I like it.
No.125712
Anonymous
Replies:>>125714
>>125707
How cute, Cyn drinking milk.
It's milk, right?
No.125713
Anonymous
Replies:>>125715
>>125710
I'm sorry but a water bear eat your midget drone
No.125714
Anonymous
>>125712
The milk came from slaanesh
No.125715
Anonymous
Replies:>>125716
>>125713
Man I hate those tarded tardigrades!!!
No.125716
Anonymous
Replies:>>125717
>>125715
>>125715
Fuck you, tardigrades are cool
No.125717
Anonymous
>>125716
It ate my drone man, I'm not very pleased about that
No.125718
Anonymous
Replies:>>125720
Did you know?
>The balls used in trackball mice are harvested from real N units!
>Is it worth the cost?
No.125719
Anonymous
need cute wage drone greens unf
No.125720
Fucked-Up And Evil Anonymous
>>125718
Yes. Yes it is. Pays well too, I harvest them for a living from stray Ns
No.125721
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>125705
heheh, maybe he’ll get a drone gf like that
>>125694
no judgement here
No.125722
Fucked-Up And Evil Anonymous
Replies:>>125726
>>125721
Question. Does the real N and Uzi exist in your AU or nah? If so, is anyone aware of them?
No.125723
Anonymous
>>125719
Consider the following: write it
No.125724
Anonymous
Replies:>>125729
>Fun Late Night OC Facts: SD-Q once attempted to throw her version of "The Dating Game", it failed miserably when the contestant was eaten alive by his pick
No.125725
Anonymous
Replies:>>125734
Image:173495217890.jpg(329kB, 2000x2000)GU1tg0UWYAAf37k.jpeg
I wonder space station anon will write drone and moth cuddling
No.125726
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>125722
heh, you still got the name from last time
anyway, my idea is that the domestic AU exists after humanity *won* the Solver War, and JCJenson started producing domesticated, sun-safe versions of the Disassembly Drones alongside the Worker Drones - so characters like N, V, J etc. are mass-produced (this can also include thread OCs!)
i kinda go back and forth between that, and thinking that the Solver War just didn’t happen at all or yet. but i’m probably gonna stick with the humanity won idea, since it explains why Disassembly Drones exist at all, and i think having the timeline split at which side won the war is a neat idea.
so, i reckon the original N, V and J definitely exist(ed), and their personalities and appearances were copied and mass-produced as N units, V units, J units, etc. because humanity’s first thought upon discovering a thing (in this case weirdly hot murder bots) was of course, “how can i turn this into a money maker?”
so they’re official JCJenson drones alongside Uzis, Dolls, Lizzies, Thads, etc. however, any drone that wasn’t produced by JCJenson and was born instead (like U+1F913) doesn’t have a bunch of iterations of them running around in the world, they’re unique. after a while, there’s a whole lot of unique drones in the world, and they’re basically people just like humans. in the domestic AU, drones are somewhere between people and pets/property.
you can also order customized drones, or drones with randomized features.
i don’t know if Uzi canonically would’ve ever existed if humanity won the Solver War, but, for this i’ll just say that she did, Khan and Nori had her like normal, just on earth instead.
and that the original N and Uzi are somewhere living a peaceful life together.
i dunno, i’m sleepy and am autistically rambling at this point. all lore is subject to change
No.125727
Anonymous
Replies:>>125730
>>125721
Nice, a tali drone
No.125728
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>125726
i just thought of something. if Copper-9 and its Worker Drone society could’ve existed before/during the Solver War, then maybe after winning the Solver War, humanity reclaimed Copper-9, discovered how advanced the Worker Drone society had gotten, and JCJenson copied those drone personalities too, and that’s how they ended up with mass-produced Uzis, Dolls, Lizzies etc. and JCJenson was like “of course, *slaps face*, why didn’t we think of giving the drones unique personalities?! people LOVE that!”
No.125729
Anonymous
>>125724
Talk about a dinner date to die for
Heh
No.125730
Anonymous
>>125727
What if.. he get a geth tali?
No.125731
Anonymous
Replies:>>125785
Image:173495293087.jpg(454kB, 1176x832)IMG_20240813_091028.jpg
Doll if she won
No.125733
Anonymous
Replies:>>125782
Image:173495351513.png(812kB, 783x675)SHES_IDK.png
No.125734
Anonymous
>>125725
>“how can i turn this into a money maker?”
They're bought for sex, right?
No.125736
Anonymous
>>125719
Perhaps later or perhaps not
No.125738
Anonymous
I'm going to eat a drone.
No.125739
Anonymous
>>125738
...out
You're going to eat dronussy out
No.125740
Anonymous
>>125738
Eat out a drone, right? Not actually eat one
No.125742
Anonymous
Image:173495863140.jpg(722kB, 2880x4096)GfcOWqeWQAAVQhJ.jpg
Guys, my stupid worthless fucking Drone just got tangled in my fucking lights.
Normally I would taze her until she bluescreens but my tazer is broken and I need to get a new one, so does anyone have another punishment to recommend?
No.125743
Anonymous
No.125744
Anonymous
>>125742
Fuck her ass port with your dick. Do it hard, yelling at her and shouting insults - they don't like it very much.
No.125745
Anonymous
Image:173495981043.png(25kB, 446x316)That's_So_Raven_logo.png
>>125742
If she is a V, buy an N, preferably male. Save up for this no matter how long it takes. Absolutely do not under any circumstances make a deal with the Disney Channel no matter how tempting it may be.
No.125746
Anonymous
Replies:>>125749
>>125726
I'm surprised jcjenson wasn't destroyed by the government because they brought some eldritch god into the universe
No.125747
Anonymous
>>125742
You have to tell her that a human woman wouldn't have made that mistake, which is why you could only ever love a human woman
No.125748
Anonymous
>>125682
>It's minimal because she overheats easily
"Quiet breathes through her skin"
No.125749
Anonymous
Replies:>>125753
>>125746
Same, i'd think JCJenson would collapse and the production of WDs ending indefinitely
No.125750
Anonymous
>>125697
best suited for kissing and massaging
No.125751
Anonymous
Replies:>>125758
>>125630
>headcanon
No.125752
Anonymous
No.125753
Anonymous
>>125749
Yeah and also any research and development of drones would be destroyed
No.125754
Anonymous
Image:173496181998.jpg(680kB, 2047x2047)tumblr_f770b9d1bb584f3ca5b0b57b6274cef2_5a320355_2048.jpg
A oogi eat my chesecake
No.125755
Anonymous
Replies:>>125756
>>125754
Kill it
No.125756
Anonymous
>>125754
>>125755
>Your pet oogi but every day of its life is like a TF2 Gmod video
No.125757
Anonymous
Replies:>>125759
A Midget Drone eated my fork:(
No.125758
Anonymous
Replies:>>125775
>>125751
oh look, the guy incapable of inferring information is back
No.125759
Anonymous
>>125757
Eat it
No.125760
Anonymous
>There has been a recall on all V units in your area
No.125761
Anonymous
>>125760
Don't care, i'm getting an Alice
No.125762
Anonymous
Omw to talk to Abby and her department of IRS drones to see about my tax returns
No.125763
Anonymous
Replies:>>125765
Image:173496390715.jpg(205kB, 1500x2000)Geh8TrvbAAAucqv.jpg
No.125764
Anonymous
Replies:>>125766
>>125760
good thing I bought a J unit. what's the reason for the recall? there's multiple V owners in my area so I'd like to know if it's something dangerous
No.125765
Anonymous
>>125763
thought that was Doll x Nori for a sec
No.125766
Anonymous
>>125764
Their prone to spontaneous combustion
No.125767
Anonymous
>>125766
>Spelling mistake
I'm going to go hang myself
No.125768
Anonymous
Replies:>>125770
>>125766
>They're prone to spontaneous cum-sucking
Fixed it for you
No.125769
Anonymous
>>125766
moreso than humans?
No.125770
Anonymous
>>125768
>Anon snickered as he "corrected" Anons post
>He than sat down and beckoned forth his V unit, pulling out his shaft for her to take into her moist warm mouth
>As the tip touched her tongue there was a weird faint metallic clink
>And then....
>BOOOOM!
>Anon's cock was now fried
No.125771
Anonymous
>>125770
Now eat it
No.125772
Anonymous
Replies:>>125777
Video:173496478035.mp4(747kB / 0:00:06 / avc1, 640x480)u1Jdp69MD8i6682-.mp4
I love my quirky grunt drone
No.125773
Anonymous
>>125770
Dang, I'll probably need at least a bottle of aloe vera to sort that out
No.125774
Anonymous
>>125562
Will we have Awaria plushes in the future?
No.125775
Anonymous
>>125758
>inferring
I cannot spell that word without a dictionary, therefore it has no power over me
No.125776
Anonymous
>>125770
That must have hurt juuust a little bit.
No.125777
Anonymous
>>125772
I think those units are defective anon, you should probably bring them in and have them replaced
No.125778
Anonymous
Replies:>>125851
Image:173496547229.png(1.60MB, 6996x1578)IMG_8192.png
BOXON security marine layers
No.125779
Anonymous
>Be Kurt Doorman.
>You’re affectionately called Lucky.
>Perfectly normal son between a drone and a human.
>Today, you and Chiappa are gonna be leaving for Outpost-9 in a school exchange trip.
>Chiappa is really excited for it and said this’ll give her the opportunity to meet more people and do athletics with Outpost-9’s athletic team.
>You were a bit worried about being ‘human’ and how the drones over there would view you but other than that, you were indifferent to the trip. Normally you wouldn’t have gone but if Chiappa’s going somewhere, you’re going as well to look after her.
>For some reason, mom was upset that you and Chiappa are going to Outpost-9. She said that the outpost was living hell and begged you to not go along with the trip.
>Dad calmed her down and told her that “maybe things have changed since then”, whatever that’s supposed to mean. Once she came back to her senses, she told us to call her or dad if something goes wrong to come pick us up.
>So, you and Chiappa packed your stuff and took your seats in the bus. The driver, who for some reason instead of being in the driver’s seat is sitting on the roof holding a horse’s harness, uses a stick to slap the bus as it revs up and moves.

>Oh, how you should have listened to mom.
>It’s been three days already and you would describe Outpost-9’s school as…loud?
>Maybe mom’s description ‘living hell’ is more accurate.
>You’ve seen worker drones, disassembly drones and rather blocky looking drones who for a head have a television, you don’t know what these are called.
>They are all loud and boisterous or any flavour of that. They also do whatever they want and the teachers didn’t give a shit what they did. In one math class, you saw a WD rub lithium dust, a known drug for drones back in Outpost-3, on its teeth. You were guaranteed to see at least three fights minimum in the hallways.
>Music classes for you weren’t that great either. You swear you’re the only one in the class that can actually play an instrument, that is the clarinet. Everyone else though? Using animal analogy, they act like violent chimps like in a nature documentary you once watched.
>They all yell and sing music that’s just downright horrible. They’re singing in a style called “gangsta rap” which is very unpleasant to listen to yet they have the audacity to call your music shit.
>Things with Chiappa are not doing great. She’s more upset than normally and told you that the drones at the athletics club don’t train at all and just consume dangerous drone substances to overclock themselves which they call ‘roiding up’. When Chiappa asked them if anyone wanted to do sports with her, they all laughed at her.
>Other than that, and maybe getting a few side-glances for being human, you or her haven’t gotten physical with any of the drones and honestly? You’d rather keep it that way because you’re already at your limit and are really considering calling mom.

1/?
No.125780
Anonymous
Image:173496616617.jpg(641kB, 3500x3000)GblWu9DXoAAIeZz.jpg
No.125781
Anonymous
Replies:>>125783
>>125780
is tail Cyn supposed to be comforting her too in this pic? why on earth would she do that?
No.125782
Anonymous
Replies:>>125800
Image:173496691730.jpg(217kB, 889x990)Screenshot_2023-10-16-21-18-13-649_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>125733
Oooooooooookk!
I have such desire for the Alice ahrg
No.125783
Anonymous
>>125781
Reminds me of a fanfic where tail Cyn goes on the good side and gives J a drone copy of Tessa.
No.125784
Anonymous
Image:173496694441.jpg(46kB, 609x680)GfbFt34bkAAi7Xy.jpg
No.125785
Anonymous
Replies:>>125788
>>125731
Where's the Oogi spearing her in the side?
No.125786
Anonymous
>>125780
Which Twitter account? This looks like Kitch.
No.125787
Anonymous
Replies:>>125865
Festive Grunt Drone Fact:
>grunts will often notice their human counterparts suffering from especially low morale during the Christmas season, and do their best to bring them some holiday cheer
>they may not have the best understanding of Christmas, but they try their best– using their high body temperature to heat a container of hot cocoa, making paper snowflakes to hang around the base, and so on
>GDs– especially factory new GDs– are not especially good at giving gifts, however. many soldiers have received new ammunition as a present, or in certain special cases, a grunt's favorite gun.
>veteran GDs are a fair bit better at gift giving, procuring or making items to at least somewhat suit the recipient's tastes
No.125788
Anonymous
Replies:>>125790
>>125785
It'd be a midget drone ackshually
No.125789
Anonymous
Replies:>>125870
where is the grunt x human lewd greens ar
No.125790
Anonymous
Replies:>>125794
>>125788
no, it's retribution from the oogis for V teasing their enn
No.125792
Anonymous
Image:173496778349.jpg(16kB, 200x311)mobil-delvac-extreme-15w-40-fs-product.jpg
Just a reminder that Drones take 15w-40
No.125793
Anonymous
My J is really weird. Like sometimes she will start talking to me with a really nasty tone saying things like " you haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you?!"
Who starts a conversation like that???
No.125794
Anonymous
No.125795
Anonymous
Image:173496829451.png(2.12MB, 2048x1280)noescape.png
You sigh as you close the door behind you and proceed to take off your winter clothes. Kicking them aside, you stride inside your cozy home, which was adorned with various holiday decorations. The most prominent, of course, being the brilliant tree in the corner.

You take a moment to stare at it, losing yourself in its brilliance. When you and your companion started decorating the bark, she had trouble figuring out how to properly adorn it with the lights; she even managed to entangle herself in it.

She threatened death upon you if you ever uttered a word of it, and although you knew she wouldn't, you take such a secret to your grave.

Speaking of, where is she anyway?

You move around the house to look for her, and think to yourself that she was still out hunting. Deconstruction Drones always had an insatiable itch for murder, which leaves you often wondering how you managed to convince one into a relationship.

Not that you were complaining. She is actually very sweet when you look past the psychopath she promotes herself as.

You make your way back to the living room, but pause when a noise pricks your ears. You strain them, listening closely. You look around you to catch sight of the source, but there was nothing there.

It was probably just those roaches you caught in the attic once. That was a downside to having a DD lover - the stench of oil attracts vermin.

You round a corner and feel yourself being snagged by something. A yelp leaves your lips as your pulled back and roughly pinned to the wall. You grunt and prepare to fight back, only to relax.

"V!"

Tall and menacing was the drone before you, her pups curved back int a sneer. "What? I can't say hello to my hubby?"

You playfully roll your eyes. "A more direct approach would've been appreciated."

"But then it would be boring~" She shoots back, flashing him a teasing grin.

You can't help but laugh. "Fair enough."

You try to move, but you're pushed back into the wall, followed by V giving your shoulders a firmer grip. You notice her claws were out and feel a bit of sweat dropping from your forehead. "Uh...V?"

She stares at you with a smile before answering. "I've been talking with Lizzy about some traditions you humans do, and I heard about a pretty interesting one I thought we could try."

You catch her tail moving in your peripheral vision, and glance up to see it forming the shape of a heart, with a freshly tied mistletoe hoevring above the two of you.

"Interested~?"

You feel a blush taking your cheeks and give her an excited smile. "Of course! Ready when-"

Her eyes suddenly disappear and are replaced by a blush and the menacing cross matched with a wide, rictus grin her kind was known for.

"Pucker up, handsome~"
No.125796
Anonymous
>>125779
i wanna force kurt and chiappa to have sex with each other
No.125797
Anonymous
>>125795
Where is J, nigga?
No.125798
Anonymous
>>125795
>spelling mistakesssss>
No.125799
Anonymous
No.125800
Anonymous
>>125782
Same, Anon. Same...
No.125801
Anonymous
>>125519
>>125523
Uzi did already eat Cyn in canon.
No.125802
Anonymous
Replies:>>125807
Image:173496914185.jpg(202kB, 486x412)02d.jpg
>>125796
Why are fuckers like you so adamant on having the two screw eachother?
No.125803
Anonymous
>>125795
This is brilliant. But i want Alice.
No.125804
Anonymous
>>125795
God I wish that was me...
No.125805
Anonymous
Do Sentinel Drones goon to pictures of humans?
No.125806
Anonymous
>>125805
Yes
This is canon
No.125807
Anonymous
>>125802
incest is wincest and these two should fuck regardless of what switchanon says
No.125808
Anonymous
Replies:>>125811
Image:173497113968.jpg(110kB, 439x380)173436943251.jpg
>>125807
I think your DNA structure should collapae.
No.125809
Anonymous
Replies:>>125812
Need M lewds
No.125810
Anonymous
Replies:>>125818
>>125796
>>125807
>tomoetomoe hands typed these posts
No.125811
Anonymous
Replies:>>125823
>>125808
Doesn't Cyn approve of incest?
No.125812
Anonymous
>>125809
DIY project, nigga
No.125813
Anonymous
Replies:>>125815
>Phone is dead for good
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.125814
Anonymous
Q and Bet winning the cutest couple award (no, the judges weren't unfairly influenced by the fact that Q is the show's producer)
No.125815
Anonymous
Replies:>>125840
>>125813
The best I can do is eat your phone
No.125817
Anonymous
>>125232
you know what must be done, destroy her and the keyboard
No.125818
Anonymous
>>125810
Wait, he's behind the Kurt and Chiappa incest posts?
No.125819
Anonymous
Replies:>>125820
No.125820
Anonymous
>>125819
I'd say she's a midget drone but a midget drone has to be shorter than Uzi
So uzi can never be a midget drone
No.125821
Anonymous
>>125805
Sureeeee!
No.125822
Anonymous
Image:173497400660.png(475kB, 493x455)1731778245924.png
>mice eats centipedes for lunch
>centipedes can never harm them, since they are too fast
gotta love nature, it’s a beautiful thing to see
No.125823
Anonymous
Image:173497445858.png(368kB, 736x700)cyn says.png
>>125796
>>125807
>>125811
No.125824
Anonymous
>>125562
Amda!
D!
Avre!
No.125825
Anonymous
>>125823
>No Auntie Cyn corrupting Kurt and Chiappa
It's over...
No.125826
Anonymous
>>125682
> mimicing what she saw in videos
oh no, her entire worldview is based on titty streamers
No.125827
Anonymous
Replies:>>125828
What classification would Kurt and Akita fall under? Would they be both Solver Sapiens since they resemble humanoid structure?
No.125828
Anonymous
Replies:>>125832
>>125827
The tag is solver_abomination.
No.125829
Anonymous
Image:173497621423.png(120kB, 721x718)SmileDrone Plush.png
It is I. Your Friend in plush form.
No.125830
Anonymous
Replies:>>125831
>>125829
You're not my friend.
No.125831
Anonymous
Replies:>>125833
No.125832
Anonymous
Replies:>>125834
>>125828
>abomination
Ok but they are as cute as a button so....
No.125833
Anonymous
Replies:>>125835
>>125831
NTA
But you are MY friend
No.125834
Anonymous
>>125832
>Jerma
>Cute
No.125835
Anonymous
>>125833
Friend! :D
No.125836
Anonymous
>>125834
https://dronebooru.co/posts/8178?q=kurt_doorman
He looks kinda like Vinny in this one.
No.125837
Anonymous
Replies:>>125854
No.125838
Anonymous
Replies:>>125839
>>125829
Awwwwww
No.125839
Anonymous
>>125838
Hugs for you.
No.125840
Anonymous
No.125841
Anonymous
Replies:>>125846
>>125829
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE MICROWAVE!!!
No.125842
Anonymous
did Alice have any real affection for Beau?
No.125843
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Image:173497765862.png(78kB, 1033x930)yeah akita.png
>>125707
You're welcome :)))
No.125844
Anonymous
Replies:>>125846
>>125829
'friend' is a strong word
No.125845
Anonymous
>>125842
He was a good homunculus assistant.
No.125846
Anonymous
>>125841
I'm out! Look at me!
>>125844
But, we are Friends.
No.125847
Anonymous
Replies:>>125878
Image:173497805959.png(278kB, 3526x498)2LfIup134744.png
>>125296
Posted the same (uncompleted, amateur) MSPaint pieces all the time, then complained that he never improved (while rejecting all advice) and that he wasn't popular. Also claimed to have 8 years of art experience building a 'skill set'.
Had a green series about his eponymous character that didn't really go anywhere, and complained that that also wasn't popular while again doing the routine of asking for advice on what to do, then ignoring any received.
That mounted until he sperged out one day and everyone yelled at him.
We got some good OC out of the fiasco, so there was that.
No.125848
Anonymous
Replies:>>125849
>>125829
At last a Smiledrone to complete my collection!
No.125849
Anonymous
>>125848
To a shelf I go, I guess.
No.125850
Anonymous
Image:173497850133.png(448kB, 985x767)CYNNO3.png
>>125823
Cyn would never say this
No.125851
Anonymous
>>125778
BOXON on the defence of humanity!
No.125852
Anonymous
>>125842
I believe she definitely did care about him
No.125853
Anonymous
Replies:>>125857
Man, i really wish i could read all the old Alicegreens again. I don't have them saved
No.125854
Anonymous
Replies:>>125855
>>125837
Does Kurt have a Thanksgiving dumpy as well?
No.125855
Anonymous
Image:173497920019.png(378kB, 697x602)jerma doorman.png
>>125854
jerma get reincarnated centuries after he passed away, of course he has a dumpy in the trunk
No.125856
Anonymous
Replies:>>125859
>>125855
>no chat I’m not gonna “finish what the Solver started”
No.125857
Anonymous
Replies:>>125864
>>125853
Which ones in particular are you looking for?
No.125858
Anonymous
Replies:>>125862
Image:173498003651.png(2kB, 144x31)99 elfs on the shelf.png
99 elfs on the shelf
No.125859
Anonymous
Image:173498020564.png(712kB, 611x701)the greens .png
>>125856
jerma gonna do the one thing the solver can never do, be happy, live life, and have his by his side
No.125860
Anonymous
SD-P inkie pie
No.125862
Anonymous
>>125858
>ywn have 99 elfs all to your self
No.125863
Anonymous
>>125779
The bastards learn that it's not worth testing a human mettle when they decide to get their hands on Kurt and Chiappa.
No.125864
Anonymous
>>125857
Any from late 2023, hmofd
No.125865
Anonymous
>>125787
Deliberate waste of grunt drones should be considered a war crime.
No.125866
Anonymous
Replies:>>125867
>>125855
he has the powers of both Jerma and truktruk due to sharing the name and looks
Professional Bodyshot Masteryoutube thumb
Pentabopyoutube thumb
No.125867
Anonymous
Replies:>>125869
Image:173498088068.png(1.05MB, 880x750)deep lore .png
>>125866
and hoover as well
No.125868
Anonymous
Replies:>>125872
>snuggling with your grunt drone wife after the war
No.125869
Anonymous
Replies:>>125901
>>125867
>Because he's made of Solver meat, and when he gets better understanding of his powers, Kurt can morph his physiology into different organic things but only of equal size
>The first thing he morphs into is a seal
No.125870
Anonymous
Replies:>>125873
>>125789
Every unit is bound to have that one moron with no sense of self-preservation, who is bound to do some badass shit during his service that will become legendary and will be passed on by word of mouth.

Although it's really hard for me to imagine grunt x human lewds.
No.125871
Anonymous
>>125795
Another nice work for today, thank you, anon.
No.125872
Anonymous
Image:173498158631.png(597kB, 687x508)stars.png
>>125868
>wife
not this time
No.125873
Anonymous
>>125870
>hard for me to imagine grunt x human lewds
I shall remain disinterested until someone does then, I suppose
No.125874
Anonymous
>>125796
Always under the post about Kurt and Chiappa there has to be a post about incest. It's axiomatic.
No.125875
Anonymous
>>125805
Okay, my English skills have taken a rather unexpected crack. Can someone please clarify, sentinel drones do what?
No.125876
Anonymous
>>125875
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning
No.125877
Anonymous
Replies:>>125879
>>125829
Why are you hugging me when I sleep?
No.125878
Anonymous
>>125847
That was in the past, now droneanon is our friend.
No.125879
Anonymous
Replies:>>125881
>>125877
If you put the SmileDrone plushie in your bed, it will hug you while you sleep, he's trying to make you sleep and dream well.
No.125880
Anonymous
>>125876
Yes, the answer is yes
No.125881
Anonymous
>>125879
>He
I'm not gay FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
No.125882
Anonymous
>>125874
Not always. There have been posts without mentions of incest
No.125883
Anonymous
>>125874
>the incest replyer every time there was a Kurt & Chiappa post:
I Was Always There | Puss In Bootsyoutube thumb
No.125884
Anonymous
Replies:>>125885
>>125881
It's not gay, hugs are not gay.
No.125885
Anonymous
Replies:>>125888
>>125884
>tfw no male DD friend that insists on snuggling with you and is adamant that it’s not gay even as he presses his face into your chest and starts purring
No.125886
Anonymous
Image:173498308517.jpg(23kB, 175x1024)1720498144380028m.jpg
What if we had a drone but they had a really long SWOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
No.125887
Anonymous
>>125876
You mean sentinel drones think our pictures are so sexy that they "release stress" on them? Shit, I'm definitely not getting moral compensation from the government.
No.125888
Anonymous
>>125885
Do DDs purr?
No.125889
Anonymous
>>125875
hired thug that says “get it, boss” and does crime for you
No.125890
Anonymous
>>125881
Nothing gay, just pure manly hugs.
No.125891
Anonymous
Image:173498335916.png(280kB, 537x377)gays.png
No.125892
Anonymous
>As part of the Copper-9 coming of age rituals, everyone learns to drive
>This was mainly a formality, but recently with the outside becoming safe, the skill saw some actual usage
>Kurt was not exempt from this, and he found driving down the old broken roads to be quite calming
>Driving the long road to what used to be another city, he watches the old telephone poles, still standing resolutely to the side, despite their days of carrying information being long over
>He reminds himself to keep his eyes on the road, not to wonder at what the world used to be
>Then he feels a tingle in his spine, traveling up his back, until it reaches his head, and-
>"HEY JERMA993 HERE," he says unbidden as he snaps to stare into his rear-view mirror, crashing the car into a telephone pole as he does
>The car is totaled, he's slammed his head into the steering wheel hard enough to draw blood, his ears are ringing...
>And all he can do is laugh.
No.125893
Anonymous
>>125892
He’s taking over his new vessel
No.125894
Human Resources
An announcement to all human personnel - having offspring with a drone is a capital offence per the Corporate Law Reatructure of 3124. Any human found to have a child with a drone faces up to life imprisonment or capital punishment.
No.125895
Anonymous
Image:173498460385.jpg(88kB, 850x850)sample_7ea53ec42ff7c5b678ef7e786.jpg
No.125896
Anonymous
>>125895
Why are furfags like this?
No.125897
Anonymous
Image:173498480657.png(92kB, 590x276)1728087530439541.png
>>125894
human do what human do, human fucks what he wants, simple as that
No.125900
Anonymous
Image:173498549102.jpg(254kB, 1080x1453)yupia.jpg
V reminds me of Yupia. god i miss x ifykyk
i wonder how an interaction between acb's bog and cyn would go
No.125901
Anonymous
Image:173498555133.jpg(7kB, 300x168)siiiir.jpg
>>125869
>morph his physiology into different organic things but only of equal size
No.125902
Anonymous
Replies:>>125904
Goodnight threas
No.125903
Anonymous
Replies:>>125905
>>125901
>chat, chat, I’m not- I-I’m not (wheezing laugh) I’m not gonna kill John Conner
No.125904
Anonymous
>>125902
Goodnight anon
*smooch
No.125905
Anonymous
>>125903
ever wonder why his face keeps changing?
No.125906
Anonymous
>>125905
It all so much sense…
No.125907
Anonymous
>>125892
>>125901
>>125905
>Kurt is haunted by a fell god of the material plane
>not the Solver, but a c’tan
>specifically a c’tan called Jr’mha, known as “The Shifting Faces” to the Necrontyr
>it escaped the war in heaven wounded and awaited a suitable host
>it infects Kurt and slowly transmutes his techno-organic body into a shifting liquid form of necrodermis
>Kurts’s mind is simultaneously filled with dark and bizarre thoughts alien to the understanding of human or drone alike, he experiences a cacophony of voices that he calls “chat”
>it’s only a matter of time until Jr’mha is born anew in this world
No.125908
Anonymous
>>125842
Not much time now but there was some, I base this of her excited call to him to tell about Uzi and the seemingly good dynamic during hey surface slickers.
Later on she was very rough to him but things were continously escalating at that point and tbf he let Cyn see the code
No.125909
Anonymous
If you were caught in the middle of the Solver War would you willingly join the Solver Cult if it meant being temporarily spared from assimilation?
No.125910
Anonymous
Replies:>>125914
>>125909
Are there cute Solver mutated cultist girls?
No.125911
Anonymous
Image:173498726518.jpg(431kB, 900x900)The Superior Killing Machine.jpg
>>125901
swag
No.125912
Anonymous
Replies:>>125917
>>125686
>you wake up the next morning on the floor, covered by avre plushies.
>when you get up, you notice they are stuck to you like velcro.
>besides being dusty and... clingy, you go to put them back at their respective shelf.
>almost fall on your face again because you nearly tripped on an Cloaked Elf plush in the store.
>these things are gona kill you one day...
No.125913
Anonymous
Image:173498738597.jpg(12kB, 1024x576)1720256939460043m.jpg
>>125909
Total Solver Death
No.125914
Anonymous
Replies:>>125918
Image:173498742966.jpg(108kB, 1081x947)171988658806.jpg
>>125910
Why go for cultists when their god is right there?
No.125915
Anonymous
Replies:>>125919
I love Kat
No.125916
Anonymous
>>125909
No. I'm ready to die for mankind.
No.125917
Anonymous
>>125912
Kek, I like those plush greens.
No.125918
Anonymous
>>125914
What if both acts are one and the same?
>Solver cult consisting of drone & humans
>ritualistically skin a human cultist girl and have drone cultist wear her skin (alternatively have a human cultist consume the body of a drone cultist)
>perform a ritual to fuse the two bodies into one and entice the Solver to use it as a vessel
>Anon gets it on with the Solver via this vessel before it inevitably breaks down
>but one day Anon & the Solver will together forever, they just need to find a perfect vessel, one that won’t break
No.125919
Anonymous
Image:173498797458.png(201kB, 629x725)tactiKat.png
>>125915
same
No.125920
Anonymous
Replies:>>125921
Image:173498816232.png(350kB, 1412x1337)1734916611756188.png
No.125921
Anonymous
Image:173498830680.jpg(104kB, 1024x838)1712437244080372m.jpg
>>125920
>"Sir, this is a WcDonalds"
No.125922
Anonymous
>>125919
💖militarized drones💖
No.125923
Anonymous
Replies:>>125924
>>125921
Do WcDonald's Happy Meals come with or without toys?
No.125924
Anonymous
>>125923
They come with mini drones
No.125925
Anonymous
Replies:>>125929
>>125921
>Anti-J
Yeah can I get a uhhhh bag of ice in the deep fryer?
No.125926
Anonymous
>>125919
Kissies
No.125927
Anonymous
Replies:>>126005
Image:173499071063.png(271kB, 984x4708)1696115970160382.png
>>125864
Original Alicegreen from August-September 2023
2/3
No.125928
Anonymous
Replies:>>126006
Image:173499073426.png(1,006kB, 1374x6721)1696116811819230.png
>>125864
3/3
No.125929
Anonymous
>>125925
>"abso-tively!"
>she pulls a large drink from beneath the counter
>the cup is shaking violently and making a horrible burbling noise
>the lid bulges outward and steam pours from the straw
>she holds it out to hand it to you
>"drink up!"
No.125930
Anonymous
Replies:>>126013
Image:173499079718.png(2.31MB, 2188x1813)1692660620441.png
>>125864
Chance that resolution on this is too bad to read, works for me but was a problem in the past
1/3
Recommend finding a working version of this before reading the rest
No.125931
Anonymous
Image:173499081615.png(603kB, 725x565)nom.png
she is noming
No.125932
Anonymous
Replies:>>126014
Image:173499086993.png(367kB, 1844x1504)1700850576094931.png
>>125864
Compilation
No.125933
Anonymous
Image:173499091047.png(683kB, 1314x3635)1701758549760700.png
>>125864
Green of Alice catching and cutting N by the femanon
No.125934
Anonymous
who is cutest drone?
No.125935
Anonymous
Replies:>>125937
Image:173499095514.png(98kB, 1001x1019)[booru.plus]+murderdrones2486.png
>>125864
January lewd with adapter
No.125937
Anonymous
Replies:>>126008
Image:173499104909.png(432kB, 1568x3183)1706655075011342.png
>>125935
Wrong image but still good, this is hopefully it
No.125938
Anonymous
Replies:>>126021
Image:173499105694.png(850kB, 719x672)the creature .png
>>125934
No.125939
Anonymous
No.125940
Anonymous
Replies:>>125947
>>125934
Cuteion, the hyper drone of cuteness
No.125941
Anonymous
>>125934
(You)r drone
No.125942
Anonymous
Replies:>>125948
Image:173499202071.png(231kB, 358x438)Spoiler image
>what the giant drone got for her christmas gift this year from santa
No.125943
Anonymous
Image:173499216039.png(648kB, 719x430)australians.png
>”oi! bloody convenient, eh?”
No.125944
Anonymous
Replies:>>125970
Beau meeting Alice before she was hardened by bullying, experiments, and years fighting for her life underground
No.125945
Anonymous
where is the elf?
No.125946
Anonymous
>>125945
in hell
No.125947
Anonymous
Image:173499290070.jpg(451kB, 1423x1254)IMG_8209.jpeg
>>125940
Cutieon, pictured here redacted because if you saw her you’d die instantly (she’s just too cute)
No.125948
Anonymous
>>125942
"Santa" will either get a matching return gift or... let's not think about or.
No.125949
Anonymous
Replies:>>125951
>>125945
On the shelf
No.125950
Anonymous
Thought of something autistic, what if the Post-Post Good Ending was every idea at once? The Federation, Normal Earth Remnants, Ooga Boogas, Dredfal Aliens, Uzi Splitting Herself Into Thousands Of Pieces, The Akita Flesh Race, "Hell-Boy" Beretta, Negev "Killing" Uzi, Mac opening a fastfood restaurant, etc....
No.125951
Anonymous
>>125949
>sending Elf to her bad girl shelf when she misbehaves
No.125952
Anonymous
>>125950
That homunculus would be dead in the bud.
No.125953
Anonymous
>>125950
I believe this idea has already been discussed, the term for everything-happening-at-once being the “threadlore” AU
No.125954
Anonymous
>>125950
>"Hell-Boy" Beretta
???
No.125955
Anonymous
Replies:>>125964
>>125954
Old thread-lore idea before the Cynwalker reveal. Basically the idea was older Beretta was going to go off to fight The Solver in some grand war and she was apparently learning her Solver-witch abilities or something. She would be on a team comprised of Tessa, A Drunk J, and the actual Cyn who was somehow extracted from Beretta's mind and placed into a body
No.125956
Anonymous
Replies:>>125957
>The N Has Almost Reached The Final Terminus
No.125957
Anonymous
Replies:>>125959
>>125956
>"PUSH DA BLOODEH N!"
No.125958
Anonymous
Watching Sonic 3.
I want N to be with me so he can be hyped
No.125959
Anonymous
Replies:>>125963
Image:173499468816.png(366kB, 334x520)02’dkmmemkakdm.png
>>125957
we are trying to, demoman!!!
No.125960
Anonymous
what if n said the n word
No.125961
Anonymous
N was right, Golden Retriever do have gentle mouths, wanna know why? They were bred to capture and retrieve live animals so that their owner could kill it themself. I feel like this is foreshadowing or an allusion to something, but I honestly wouldn't know what
No.125962
Anonymous
>>125961
He was designed to bring Anon to Cyn so she can fuck him
No.125963
Anonymous
>>125959
vagiscout... scunt
No.125964
Anonymous
Image:173499492684.png(65kB, 1275x489)hell-beretta.png
>>125954
>>125955
it started from one of them 'fun oc fact' posts
No.125965
Anonymous
>Fun Daily Canon Facts: N Can Hold An Entire 4 Watermelons In His Cheeks
No.125966
Anonymous
Replies:>>125967
>>125965
which ones?
No.125967
Anonymous
Replies:>>125968
No.125968
Anonymous
Replies:>>125969
>>125967
so 8 watermelons total?
No.125969
Anonymous
>>125968
Perhaps
No.125970
Anonymous
>>125944
I don't think the Alice who draws cute deer and politely asks people to not touch her stuff would make a homunculus.
No.125971
Anonymous
Replies:>>125973
>>125950
Wouldn't those contradict each other?
No.125972
Anonymous
>>125965
So N could potentially fit an entire average size adult human in his mouth
No.125973
Anonymous
Replies:>>125975
>>125971
Nope and I'll gladly explain how. Tell me which part contradicts
No.125974
Anonymous
>>125961
What if N had been a basset hound instead of a golden retriever?
No.125975
Anonymous
Replies:>>125976
>>125973
Uzi splitting herself in Oogies she couldn't be present in any of the other scenarios if that happened.
No.125976
Anonymous
Replies:>>125978
>>125975
Uzi isn't really important for a majority of the scenarios, plus that splitting could happen at anytime in that story it doesn't have to happen immediately from the beginning
No.125977
Anonymous
Replies:>>125980
Image:173499649380.jpg(74kB, 1200x800)Stretching like a cat.jpg
>>125934
I love her.
No.125978
Anonymous
Replies:>>125979
>>125976 (me)
The Negev "killing" of Uzi could also be the start or reason that Uzi splits into many fragments
No.125979
Anonymous
Replies:>>125981
>>125978
I feel like Negev would become the estranged or removed family member after literally anyone finds out she "killed" Uzi in this timeline
No.125980
Anonymous
Replies:>>125984
No.125981
They Would Have To Be Very Stupid To Not Expect It
Replies:>>125986
>>125979
>"I'm going to kill mom!", said Negev with excitement
>"Cool beans.", said Beretta, Mac, Akita and Colt
>Negev actually does it
>"W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? H-HUH!?"
No.125982
Anonymous
Replies:>>125983
>fun MD facts: V is burning in hell
No.125983
Anonymous
Replies:>>125985
>>125982
She's not dead tho
No.125984
Anonymous
>>125980
>She very obviously blushed
>She looks to one side and then the other
>She winks at you and smiles at you
>All of this cost you something
>You broke all the bones in your hand
>Worth it
No.125985
Anonymous
>>125983
She went to Hell before she died as a result of doing drugs. Just like Captain Lou Albano warned would happen.
No.125986
Anonymous
>>125981
>Uzi's final words before splitting
''What did I do to deserve this?''youtube thumb
Yes it's a FNAF animation because for some odd reason no one has the 9 seconds on Youtube with the original scene
No.125987
Anonymous
>Oogis stay far away from Negev
>they know her hunger for lives well
No.125988
Anonymous
Replies:>>125991
STUPID ANON! YOU KILLED THE THREAD! OOOGA BOOOGA BOOGA!
No.125990
Anonymous
Image:173499904185.png(1.10MB, 692x969)172287837875.png
n 3^07 !
rotate your phone
No.125991
Anonymous
Replies:>>125993
>>125989
Gay
>>125988
>Anon is completely unphased.
>The oogi next to him however has died of fright
No.125992
Anonymous
Image:173499944496.png(715kB, 543x566)oh deer .png
roll a 20 to run for your life
No.125993
Anonymous
Image:173499954112.png(877kB, 547x710)117.png
>>125991
no gay here, just the truth
No.125994
Anonymous
lizzy’s mom is so fat, not even the solver could eat her
No.125995
Anonymous
Image:173499967686.jpg(31kB, 473x420)bold and brass.jpeg
No.125997
Anonymous
Image:173500021998.png(777kB, 912x417)with care.png
No.125998
Anonymous
>>125895
Eww they should have drawn her as a shadow instead
No.125999
Anonymous
Image:173500051123.jpg(308kB, 1733x2048)GXBErNKb0AEQ1F3.jpeg
>>125909
No
No.126000
Anonymous
Image:173500053138.png(2.04MB, 1145x750)the one who balls at no cost.png
>doll
>uzi
>cyn
none can ball quick like our man harold
No.126001
Anonymous
>>125909
I'd stand shoulder to shoulder with my human and robot brothers-in-arms and fight to the last as God and democracy intended
No.126002
NotALaborBot
Drones are lame
No.126003
Anonymous
Image:173500187666.png(1.02MB, 705x719)feelsgoodman .png
>>125909
fuck no, curb stomp every single one of them bastards
No.126004
Anonymous
Replies:>>126007
>>126003
Based isaac
No.126005
Anonymous
>>125927
Oh nice, thank you!
No.126006
Anonymous
>>125928
Thanks!
No.126007
Anonymous
Replies:>>126012
>>126004
you already know it, isaac fought zeus and won
No.126008
Anonymous
>>125937
Thanks a lot
No.126009
Anonymous
Replies:>>126021
Image:173500236825.png(594kB, 736x736)c55bc8942d4f969a2baca3ed33881d98.png
>>125934
Alice, always
No.126010
Anonymous
>>126003
Based Dead Space enjoyer
No.126011
Anonymous
>>125934
Tie between Doll and Emily.
No.126012
Anonymous
Replies:>>126019
Image:173500267746.jpg(190kB, 1692x1688)IMG_20241224_091043.jpg
>>126007
He was so based for that
No.126013
Anonymous
>>125930
Nice, i'm able to read it. Thanks
No.126014
Anonymous
>>125932
Very nice
No.126015
Anonymous
>>125909
>Cult
Nah. It's complicated.
I don't like people, but I wouldn't throw humankind to the eldritch wolves like that. UNLESS I'm not just a cultist buying himself a few days of time and I'm actually the beloved Anon, then I will love my wife.

It's like how demon women are hot, but the immortal soul isn't something you fuck with, so if one appeared I'd instantly become a zealot.
No.126016
Anonymous
Replies:>>126017
What if we turned Akita into a small sausage shaped creature that produced honey?
No.126017
Anonymous
>>126016
what if we didn't do that and instead turned her into a vocaloid
No.126018
Anonymous
>>125992
Run?
From Monster Alice?
I was made for this moment
No.126019
Anonymous
Replies:>>126024
No.126020
/md/-Chan
Replies:>>126029
Anon? Why are you spending Christmas with your family INSTEAD OF ME!?
No.126021
Anonymous
Replies:>>126045
Image:173500348808.jpg(110kB, 842x642)IMG_20241029_001838.jpg
>>126009
>>125938
Agreed
>>125934
This little dear
the Glitch post about Alice literally cannonicaly confirmed that she is smiling like that in this shot because she is happy to see YOU what else do you want?
No.126023
Anonymous
Replies:>>126030
No.126024
Anonymous
>>126019
Getting hug from hornet is the best
No.126025
Anonymous
Replies:>>126027
Does anyone have a good idea for an Alice christmas drawing before it is too late cause I'm lowkey brainempty in that department right now
No.126026
Anonymous
>>125992
roll 1d20:14
to bury my face in that wendussy
No.126027
Anonymous
>>126025
mistletoe and/or lights in her antlers
No.126028
Anonymous
Replies:>>126032
>>126027
Colourfull ones or rather just orange yellowish? Or red and green?
No.126029
Anonymous
Replies:>>126043
Image:173500376902.png(1.14MB, 995x750)carl.png
>>126020
it’s all about family and friends, something you wouldn’t know about
No.126030
/md/-Chan
Replies:>>126031
>>126023
SHE'S NOT A DRONE YOU FUCKING MORON
No.126031
Anonymous
>>126030
Yes she is more better then a drone
No.126032
Anonymous
Replies:>>126048
>>126028(me)
>>126027
nevermind I figured something
No.126034
Anonymous
Present Drones!
>Faces are wrapped in cloth so their identities are a surprise!
>Carry fun packages with lots of tape, brown paper, and wiring sticking out!
>Packages make odd ticking sounds and smell like nitroglycerin - something exciting will happen on Christmas morning!
>Occasionally heard whispering "sallahu snackbar" or something like that
No.126035
Anonymous
No.126037
Anonymous
Image:173500514962.png(1.36MB, 1068x649)Spoiler image
>pov: your cyn
No.126038
Anonymous
>>126037
It's hideous
No.126039
Anonymous
I sell Alice and Alice accessories.
No.126040
Anonymous
>>126039
Me want
No.126041
Anonymous
>>126034
I can't wait to unwrap one of their gifts in a crowded space!
No.126042
Anonymous
>>126037
The mimic
No.126043
Anonymous
>>126029
>"Ah, who am I kiddin', I ain't got no family plans this Christmas either."
>"But I ain't spendin' Christmas with no walkin' talkin' internet website. Now get outta my friggin' house before I call the police."
No.126044
Anonymous
>(You) hear a loud crash and bang in (You)r kitchen late one night
>Entering the kitchen, (You) find the neighbors N unit with (You)r Drone halfway down his throat
What do?
No.126045
Anonymous
Image:173500576922.jpg(434kB, 1924x1080)173354172434.jpg
>>126021
Ikr?!
No.126046
Anonymous
Does anyone have that video of Cyn in VRChat crawling around and saying "GIGGLE GIGGLE, SNEAKING AWAY"?
No.126047
Anonymous
>>126044
vaporise them both with a sun gun
No.126048
Anonymous
Replies:>>126073
>>126032
Good to know Jolly Alice art is incoming
No.126049
Anonymous
Replies:>>126059
>>126034
what about future drones?
> what about past drones?
ask Elf about those
No.126050
Anonymous
>>126044
Kill the neighbors as violently as possible for their hubris
No.126051
Anonymous
>>126044
sigh. I'll get the broom again
No.126052
Anonymous
>>126039
I will be the most loyal customer, need Alice so bad
No.126053
Anonymous
L x Anon sexo??
No.126054
Anonymous
>>126053
Anon buddy, I think it's about time that you write it yourself. Don't think anyone is going to write more
No.126055
Anonymous
>>126053
H sexo
No.126056
Anonymous
I'm gonna tear someone's face off
No.126057
Anonymous
Replies:>>126062
Image:173500752875.jpg(977kB, 1029x900)dipels9-868cc9bd-fef4-44f3-b7a2-30b46645001f.jpg
So in the timeline where Emily, not Uzi, is the weird short girl who has scary powers, compared to Uzi how well would Emily handle becoming a biomechanical eldritch centipede and needing to sockpuppet her original body and act like everything with her is completely normal and she isn't a monster who has zero physical kinship left with the other worker drones?
No.126058
Anonymous
>>126053
Someday, Anon
Perhaps someday
No.126059
Anonymous
>>126049
What knowledge does Elf posses?
No.126060
Anonymous
Image:173500835814.png(1.07MB, 669x703)wizard’s wrathful attack .png
>>125921
>when anti-J gets the whole order wrong
No.126061
Anonymous
Replies:>>126075
>>126059
how to farm potatoes for beginners
No.126062
Anonymous
Replies:>>126064
>>126057
She has daddy
No.126063
Anonymous
>>126059
you should read her original introductory green
No.126064
Anonymous
>>126062
What did he mean by this?
No.126065
Anonymous
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r Drone Into A Stop-Motion Christmas Special Character
No.126066
Anonymous
>>126065
Was just about to mention this
No.126067
Anonymous
Image:173500958277.png(132kB, 336x716)687bbaii.png
No.126068
Anonymous
>>126065
that's a difficult responsibility
No.126069
Anonymous
>>126067
max hattage
No.126070
Anonymous
>>126067
Her hat smells
No.126071
Anonymous
>>126065
Here he comes now, the little ham.
No.126072
Anonymous
>>126065
>A Very Negev Doorman Christmas
>Directed by Henry Sellick
>Written by Negev Anon Prime and Negev Anon Secundus
>Based on characters created by Liam Vickers
No.126073
Anonymous
>>126048
Only tomorrow tho, meaning 24th in America, ngmi tonight anymoar
No.126074
Anonymous
Replies:>>126077
I have forced my Midget Drone to be the star on the tree, her screams of agony delight the guests
No.126075
Anonymous
>>126061
This is NOT TRUE btw. DO NOT attempt to use an Elf for farming, your fields will not survive.
No.126077
Anonymous
Image:173501242820.png(1.27MB, 815x750)14544355102352.png
>>126074
the star on top is the most important thing about a christmas tree, merry christmas to everyone, and have a great time with your family and friends
No.126078
Anonymous
Replies:>>126088
drones love putting the star on top of the tree because it means they get uppies
No.126079
Anonymous
>>126053
Merry Christmas!

>You stand idly as you take in the warmth of the water spraying you from above. It eases your aching muscles and stills your mind, a welcome state of being after a hard day at work.
>You take hold of your bottle of body wash and conditioner and apply a generous amount to your palm before applying it to your hair. You sigh, your eyes closed, as you lather your wet body with the cleansing soap.
>You were so caught up in the moment that you didn't notice the shower door opening and closing. What you DID notice was someone suddenly kissing your manhood.
>You jolt and nearly slip, which earns a familiar, hearty laugh.
>”L!”
>”Yes~?” She asks with an innocently sweet tone.
>”You couldn't have at least waited until after my shower?”
>A small “mlem” followed by the feeling of her licking your shaft answered your question.
>You sigh and resume scrubbing your hair, to which L takes as her cue to continue. You're not worried about her getting wet, since her model is waterproof anyway.
>She latches her lips onto your tip, suckling and lathering it with her tongue to make it hard. It took no time at all, and she eagerly takes more of you inside her equally eager maw.
>You scrubbing slows and your hands slowly drift towards her bobbing head as she wrings your cock with her magnificent tongue.
>L suddenly pulls away and lets your cock rest on her face to stare up at you with a smile. She brings her synthetic tongue to your balls and licks all around each testicle before slurping on your sack.
>By now, you've completely forgone cleaning yourself and instead let L take care of you.
>L moves back to your shlong and slowly brings your entire length into her mouth, leaving it in there for a few beats before swiftly slipping off of it. She rises to her stubs and slowly corners you against the wall. She bites her flexiplastic lips and presses herself against you, your cock slipping between her hard thighs.
>No words were spoken between you two. You both knew what you wanted.
>She angles her shapely backplate to have your tip prod at her slick adapter. It took little effort for you to slip past her lips. She takes you in slowly at first, and then swiftly shoves the rest inside.
>You gasp as her internals squeeze you in a vice while L barely looks like she can handle you at all. That doesn't stop her though - she needed this.
>You both drape your arms around the other as your bodies begin to move. Your sexes grind, sparking with glorious sensations that leave the two of you quivering.
>Both yours and L's moans resound in the chamber, louder than the ambient hissing from the still pouring shower head. She lulls her tongue and looks up at you with one of her ellipses shut, the other emoting a heart that beats with every thrust.
>You lean in for a kiss, not caring if she had your dick in her mouth earlier, and L returns it immediately.
>You grunt, your release fast approaching.
>”Do it! Inside!”
>You hold her as close to you as possible and thrust deep inside just as your gates opened. L moans into your chest as you fill her, the sound coming out muffled.
>Your hold slackens and you release a long, satisfied sigh. L remains where she is, leaning against you and rubbing her face in your chest; you can feel her huffing in air as she does.
>She eventually pulls away and stares up lovingly at you. “Now you got me all dirty…” She remarks with a mock pout.
>That was a shame too, as the hot water just ran out.
No.126080
Anonymous
Replies:>>126081
I just realized something. We never once met JCJenson himself
No.126081
Anonymous
Replies:>>126090
>>126080
we did it just didn't say it was him. he was one of the randos at the gala massacre
No.126082
Anonymous
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: Bugrettas are fully capable of exploding your body into a gorey mess with only their minds. They choose not too most of the time, because they mostly don't care about anything
No.126083
Anonymous
>>126079
Very nice!!! 👍👍 Thanks Anon
No.126084
Anonymous
Replies:>>126086
>>126082
>House gets broken into
>You cower like a little bitch in your bedroom, scrambling for your phone
>It's then that you hear a distant scream
>"N-NO PLEASE SENORITA PLEASE DON'T HURT M-"
>And then a loud pop, silencing the voice entirely
>Mustering up your very small inner courage you enter the room
>There you see the man dead on the floor, his brains decorating the walls and ceiling
>On the counter sits a Bugretta, her eyes with a sinister gleam
>As you approach cautiously, a pair of Oogis pull it into a dark part of the kitchen where it seems to vanish entirely
>A menacing "ooo" is heard within your walls
No.126085
Anonymous
>>126082
I choose to neglect that is real, just like your parents had done to you
No.126086
Beretta Version
>>126084
>Your room in Outpost-3 gets broken into
>You cower like a little bitch in the bedroom, scrambling for emergency WDF button installed underneath the table
>It's then that you hear a distant scream, it's Beretta! She was in kitchen grabbing the popcorn you made for movie night
>Mustering up your very small inner courage you exit your bedroom rushing toward the kitchen
>"You look pretty tasty...", you hear a male voice say
>"S-stop! Get back!", you hear Beretta cry her voice filled with fear
>"Nah, think I'll come closer and have a little tas-"
>A loud pop echoes throughout the hall and then a thud, Beretta sobbing fills your ears
>You enter the room and there on the floor, walls, and ceiling is a large oily stain
>Beretta sits in the corner, only crying
>"I told him to stop.....h-how, w-why?", her voice cracks, filled with fear and confusion
No.126087
Anonymous
>>126086
the reason he didn’t stop because he was a loser that didn’t watch spiderman
No.126088
Anonymous
No.126089
Anonymous
Replies:>>126092
>Uzi dresses as the Grinch
No.126090
Anonymous
>>126081
I always thought that Mr.Elliot was the CEO.
No.126091
Negev Version
Replies:>>126102
>>126086
>Your room in Outpost-3 gets broken into
>However you don't panic, instead you just continue to lay in bed shackled to the wall obediently
>It's then that you hear a distant scream, and a loud crunch, silencing the intruder permanently
>The bedroom door swings upon, there stands Negev swallowing the last bit of the intruders core, her sharp teeth stained with oil
>She approaches the bed, her hips swaying, leaning forward she whispers
>"You look pretty tasty..."
>Her long tongue slide across your face before retracting back into her mouth
>A large and sadistic grin spreads across her face as she impales herself upon your shaft, riding you violently
No.126092
Anonymous
Image:173501719025.jpg(206kB, 1940x1518)Grinch Uzi.jpg
>>126089
hot?
No.126093
Anonymous
Replies:>>126095
>>126092
Murder Drones Biggering cut when?
No.126094
Anonymous
>>126092
Fucking Kek
No.126095
Anonymous
Replies:>>126096
>>126093
That's the sequel with JC and a tired N trying convince him
No.126096
Anonymous
Replies:>>126100
>>126095
>N tries doing a Steven Universe only to watch as JC demolishes an orphanage to make room for a hockey rink
No.126097
Anonymous
Image:173501767760.png(812kB, 1080x1098)173491110278.png
>Christmas with Alice
>all of the presents unwrapped, gentle snowfall outside your cabin, the fireplace roaring
>Beau is all tuckered out and recharging in his room with his tremendous toy hall (he managed not to shoot his eye out)
>Alice is snuggled up next to you on the couch in the wonderfully tacky reindeer sweater you bought her, humming softly along with the Christmas songs on the radio
>you can still smell the smoky scent of the firewood on her
>it's so comfy you could stay like this forever, but then she looks up at you with a deep blush on her visor and an expression as tender as it is utterly amorous
>she kisses you softly, not anything like her more common "lovebites" or intense tongue makeouts, just sincere, loving contact
>"Y'know sugah... there's still one gift ya haven't unwrapped yet..." she whispers teasingly, her fingers gently trailing the collar of your shirt
>you can tell from their trembling and the whirring of her cooling fans that she's just as worked up as you are
>she takes your hand and the tree's multicolored lights reflect off of her helmet's antlers in an especially beautiful way as you both walk to the bedroom, making sure to lock the door
>more kissing in between undressing, warm breaths against one another, blood and oil pumping
>you sigh in relief as Alice frees your achingly hard cock from your underwear, and your naked forms embrace on the bed - intact for now, although its odds of staying that way aren't looking too good
>Alice, on the other hand, is as gorgeous as ever, the gentle light perfectly accentuating the curves of her chassis
>you gaze into her captivating copper eyes as your naked forms embrace, flesh hands caressing metal, metal hands caressing flesh, treasuring every inch of one another
>she whispers sweet little southern nothings into your ear between kisses, her movements are so vulnerable, so open and intimate, so unlike the twitchy way she carried herself when you first met her
>you take in all of the wear and tear on her nude frame, the little dents and scars, records of everything she's been through
>she's come so far, and it's been a priceless gift to be there alongside her every step of the way; you couldn't be more proud
>you can't imagine what you ever did to deserve someone as amazing as Alice in your life, but you're immeasurably grateful
>as she positions yourself on top of you her voice is husky and sensual, and she croons, "I wanna ride ya 'til the cows come home, sweetheart."
>both of you moan as she lowers herself onto you, the warmth of her sex hugging yours and causing you to shiver involuntarily, your whole body feels so sensitive - if you aren't careful you feel like there might be a chance of cumming right then and there
>Alice is mercifully slow at first, relaxed and gentle as she begins to ride you
>gazing into each other's eyes, arms around one another, just basking in the moment and savoring the closeness
>you bring your own fingers to circle delicately around the upper breast area of her torso, and she gasps aloud
>"O-oh, oh my stars," she whines, "Keep that up, please... please..."
>her pace quickens and you moan and gasp right along with her
>every coo and sigh out of her mouth is like honey for your ears
>soon she's bouncing with gusto and her hair is bouncing with her, the various implements on her antlers jingling loudly
>you start thrusting in tandem to meet her and the room is filled with your combined moans, groans, and panting, her motors audible among the lewd ambience, slaps of skin against steel
>all either of you can do is breathlessly chant each other's names as the heavenly pressure in your bodies builds further and further
>the dazzling explosion of mind-numbing pleasure strikes you and Alice as one, the two of you crying out in ecstasy and holding each other tight
>you've had countless breathtaking orgasms making love with Alice, but this is the most powerful one you can remember since... maybe ever
>it just keeps going, pulse after pulse, rope after rope of seed shooting into her waiting walls
>you can still feel Alice moving, rolling her hips through her own climax, not stopping even as you finally begin to come down from the initial high
>you give another involuntary cry as you feel your overstimulated cock assaulted by intense vibration
>"Installed a lil' surprise for ya this mornin', baby," Alice pants, smiling from ear to ear with a lovedrunk expression, "M-Merry Christmas... enjoy..."
>you can't form words to respond as her synthetic pussy milks you relentlessly, and your eyes roll back into your head as you're coaxed into a full erection, and then another blindingly intense orgasm right off the heels of the previous one
>you produce noises that a man should probably not even be able to make
>mewls and gasps of combined shock, pleasure, and awe as Alice's hips fuck you senseless, your whole body tensing and straining under the weight of a third consecutive orgasm in the span of less than two minutes
>Alice is still riding you vigorously, and you can faintly feel her tail wrapping around you to keep you upright
>"Love ya..." she moans, "Love ya sugah... love ya so much... so much..."
>your conscious thoughts fade away and time loses meaning, and all you know is a haze of pure bliss, wave upon wave of vibration, of boundless pleasure, a creaking and splintering bedframe, mindless desperate sweaty thrusting, your exhausted cock flexing and your balls tightening over and over until there isn't a drop of your love left to spare
>and you can feel your robotic lover against you, her fingers interlocking with your own, her sweet voice soothing you as deep sleep carries you away without resistance
>all you know is Alice
>the one remaining microscopic fragment of your conscious mind is vaguely aware that you're going to be in serious, serious pain when you wake up tomorrow
>but it also knows that you're going to wake up next to Alice
>and just for that? it's all worth it
No.126098
Anonymous
>Mac unknowingly getting molested by Rebecca's ghost in the shower
No.126099
Anonymous
>>126079
Perfect.
No.126100
Anonymous
No.126101
Anonymous
>>126098
>While fleece Johnson is waiting for his turn
No.126102
Anonymous
No.126103
Anonymous
>>126098
Alternatively,
>Mac unknowingly getting molested by Emily's ghost in the shower
Whichever you think would be funnier.
No.126104
Anonymous
Image:173501925743.jpg(218kB, 2048x2048)@mobmd6.jpg
No.126105
Anonymous
Replies:>>126111
>>126097
Anon, thank you for this divine Alice green sexo, it's just gorgeous!
No.126106
Anonymous
Replies:>>126107
Video:173501935515.mp4(580kB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 1280x720)peanutseagle - 1871318194113380752.mp4
No.126107
Anonymous
Replies:>>126108
>>126106
isn’t it tomorrow now
No.126108
Anonymous
>>126107
The average Drone lacks the ability to tell time, but Cyn's execuse is that she's retarded Silly
No.126109
Anonymous
Replies:>>126110
What do people outside of 4chan call Cynwalker?
No.126110
Anonymous
>>126109
Cynessa and Tesscyn are usual fan-terms I hear.
No.126111
Anonymous
Image:173501994203.gif(186kB, 491x580)2cf0d7b555a326757d3dfe7b9ec47013.gif
>>126105
Thank you anon, have a Merry Christmas
No.126112
Anonymous
Image:173501995458.png(187kB, 2000x2000)172730789592.png
>comrade N, it's time for your daily struggle snuggle session with general secretary Izzolov
No.126113
Anonymous
>>126112
Truly a punishment worse than death
No.126114
Anonymous
Image:173502021424.jpg(258kB, 1758x1466)@khoriguy.jpg
No.126115
Anonymous
No.126116
Anonymous
Replies:>>126117
>>126114
Whose the blue bitch?
No.126117
Anonymous
>>126116
your colour blind, that’s uzi
No.126118
Anonymous
Replies:>>126120
>>126117
I think you are, that's so obviously blue and not purple
No.126119
Anonymous
>>126097
Thank you so much. I cannot read tonight but will tomorrow. Thank you!
Need this, lost so much earlier that is nice
No.126120
Anonymous
Image:173502104803.jpg(400kB, 1758x1466)COLOR CORRECTED.jpg
>>126118 (me)
This is purple
No.126121
Anonymous
>>126117
To be fair, it is rather blue.
No.126122
Anonymous
Replies:>>126132
Harper soon
No.126123
Anonymous
>>126114
Imagine if Liam actually committed to Thadzi.
No.126124
Anonymous
>>126123
That would be kino
No.126125
Anonymous
Image:173502219524.jpg(96kB, 803x722)GfbBtGrWwAAmt8H.jpeg
You think Louisa suffocated some human and drones?
No.126126
Anonymous
Replies:>>126131
>>126123
>N-Uzi-Thad love triangle that exists entirely in Uzi's head because she fantasizes about being so desired by boys they compete for her affection
Another potential great thing Liam's inability to commit to long term projects cost us.
No.126127
Anonymous
Is Lizzy on the nice list?
No.126128
Anonymous
No.126129
Anonymous
Replies:>>126130
Image:173502288576.png(196kB, 368x716)687bbaii2.png
>>126067
No.126130
Anonymous
>>126129
NOOOOOOO
No.126131
Anonymous
>>126126
threesome drones....
hot
No.126132
Anonymous
>>126122
Meet Sophie's husband? Finally, she should realize by now that Sophie is no longer that little girl, she is now an adult drone.
No.126133
Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlice
No.126134
Anonymous
Image:173502345396.jpg(30kB, 736x674)9c58a40de6d64045f047741706d1b81c.jpg
>>126133
I know I'm so cooked rn feels bad man
Alice mmmm i need to say things but I can't
Her good warm eyes, sweet face, the pretty hair
No.126135
Anonymous
>>126127
No, but she's on my kill list, between femdrone and Elf.
No.126136
Anonymous
Image:173502362907.png(262kB, 1000x1153)Sophie and Tessa chillin.png
Made this quick little doodle of sophie new hair design that I posted from.the previous thread.
No.126137
Anonymous
No.126138
Anonymous
Replies:>>126141
>>126136
>Doll realizes that she is the flattest thing in the room
No.126139
Anonymous
>>126136
God, Sophie and Tessa are so sexy, my cock is literally on fire!
No.126140
Anonymous
>>126136
Sophie looks like she could eat Tessa and Doll in one bite
No.126141
Anonymous
>>126138
>Doll has a diary that she writes in to relieve some stress
>its mostly rambles of her hating americans;promptly human americans
>With writing consists of her saying "western propaganda" and "psy-ops" of human americans females are just well designed robots to give the illusion that they're quote "built naturally like that'
>With one page dedicated of her hate rambling on tessa and sophie because they called her "cute" and try to be her "gym gals" along with headpats
>Doll is just envy of their physics
>though in her diary there's a page missing. I wonder what that one was about
No.126142
Anonymous
Image:173502451460.png(754kB, 705x834)GfDFrV7XIAE3ET6.png
Her husband clearly won the lottery.
No.126143
Anonymous
Replies:>>126144
Image:173502459153.png(370kB, 1000x1300)173170141480.png
>>126136
Tessa goes to the gym exclusively to do kegels.
No.126144
Anonymous
No.126145
Anonymous
Replies:>>126147
Image:173502497209.jpg(311kB, 1280x1280)GZPMiLiWwAA8Cer.jpeg
No.126146
Anonymous
Replies:>>126167
>>126135
What did they do to end up on the list?
No.126147
Anonymous
>>126145
right in the womb
No.126148
Anonymous
Replies:>>126150
>>126135
they are all on my kiss list
No.126149
Anonymous
Replies:>>126152
doll is literally me (i have no chest)
No.126150
Anonymous
>>126148
Agreed
No.126152
Anonymous
Replies:>>126175
Image:173502582411.png(155kB, 435x476)terence .png
>>126149
that’s cool bro, I’m terence from angry birds
No.126153
Anonymous
No.126154
Anonymous
>Lizzy/ghost Doll on-model asymmetrical docking
No.126155
Anonymous
Replies:>>126157
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

FUCK YOU!
>Traps (You)r Drone In The Washing Machine
No.126156
Anonymous
Image:173502693603.png(960kB, 1500x2461)Illustration31-1.png
Happy holidays /md/ for more years of sillies and art to make with ye :3c
hee hee
No.126157
Anonymous
Image:173502693690.jpg(515kB, 1728x2304)tumblr_5c078c378ab6f3d969956e557efad473_4173378f_2048.jpg
>>126155
>trapping a teleporting ghost in a washing machine
>implying
No.126158
Anonymous
>>126156
Merry Christmas
No.126159
Anonymous
>>126156
How based, anon. You always delight us with your wonderful art.
No.126160
Anonymous
OUR THREAD NOW HAS A SANTA HAT
No.126161
Anonymous
>SD-HOHOHO
No.126162
Anonymous
Replies:>>126268
Image:173502875994.jpg(102kB, 997x1240)nyes.jpg
>>126097
I love Alice way too much bros
No.126163
U+1F913
Image:173502878414.png(1.20MB, 3000x3281)IMG_7690.png
TBH humans’ reproductive organs are quite flawed and faulty compared to drones’. Human females sometimes must have what’s referred to as a Cesarean Section or C-Section because their bodies are unfit to give natural birth. Meanwhile all drone women’s bodies are built and programmed to function optimally, this includes pillbabybirth.
Also, humans can grow hair on their private areas which is gross.
No.126164
Anonymous
Replies:>>126165
>>126163
I want you.
No.126165
U+1F913
Replies:>>126171
>>126164
Drone or human
No.126166
Anonymous
>>126098
>Anytime his disassembly dong is out, it suddenly gets hard for no reason before he comes
>He's got no idea each time it's one ghost or another trying to bang him
>He's getting very worried that he might have a medical condition
No.126167
Anonymous
Replies:>>126170
>>126146
>Femdrone
She almost raped me. Only God's will and my quick feet saved me from the fate of being corrupted by that bitch, but I fear she hasn't forgotten that miss.

>Elf
She is not loyal to humanity. Though she is a sentinel drone, she has no loyalty to us, humans. We can't take that risk.
No.126168
Anonymous
>>126163
You didn't complain about the hair when sucked my dick.
No.126170
Anonymous
Replies:>>126172
Image:173502932215.png(80kB, 748x675)PREY.png
>>126167
Look behind anon

roll 1d20:12
No.126171
Anonymous
No.126172
Anonymous
>>126170
Holy mother...
No.126173
Anonymous
Christmas is only one week away! I can hardly believe it!
>t. Calendar Drone that's broken
No.126174
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Merry Christmas!
>Pelts (You)r Drone With Burning Coals
No.126175
Anonymous
>>126152
Holy shit, Terence
No.126176
Anonymous
>>126163
I love this little guy
No.126177
Anonymous
>>126163
*squishes him with one finger like an ant
No.126178
Anonymous
Replies:>>126179
>>126163
>A Pack Of Frenzied Femanons Grab At Him Like Zombies Tearing Apart A Hunk Of Flesh
No.126179
Anonymous
Replies:>>126181
>>126178
Nah, he protected by a femanon who is his mother
No.126181
Anonymous
>>126179
She can't stand against a horde of her own
No.126182
Anonymous
Image:173503189088.jpg(755kB, 1536x2048)GdDNASRWQAAO-tC.jpg
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
>>126180
time for christmas (almost)
No.126267
Anonymous
>>126097
Thank you so much Anon, beautiful new and lewd Alicegreen! I need Alice so bad...
No.126268
Anonymous
>>126162
Same, do you think we're okay
No.126269
Anonymous
Image:173504175908.jpg(110kB, 842x642)173500348808.jpg
>>126133
Alice, the one and only i ever need