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No.123175
Murder Drones (#119)Anonymous
Replies:>>123185
Image:173465888028.png(448kB, 1000x1124)When in doubt, cook yourself ramen.png
Friends, we need to talk about Drones.
Did you know that the Drones are the cutest robots of the galaxy? Not only the cutest robots, but the cutest beings, maybe only cats are cuter. Drones are literally everywhere, looks around, just ignore the fact that the place is called /md/ but they are still cute.
The known Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of the amazing OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The last Thread >>122214
No.123184
Anonymous
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No.123185
Anonymous
>>123175
>The known Booru: https://dronebooru.co
I can still hear his voice...
No.123186
Anonymous
Replies:>>123188
Image:173465910265.png(903kB, 1500x2250)Illustration24.png
been cooking N's for the playboy tourney
unf
No.123188
Anonymous
>>123186
h-hot...
No.123189
Anonymous
b...b...BUSSSSS
No.123190
Anonymous
Replies:>>123192>>123193>>123194>>123197>>123198>>123199>>123201>>123206>>123236>>123446
You! Yes, you! Say something nice about an OC NOW!! Can't think about one? Roll the wheel!!
No.123192
Anonymous
>>123190
SD S has nice hair, good clothing, looks nice, me like
No.123193
Anonymous
>>123190
I really like how SD-B drinks with me while we have a nice talk.
I like BZ's suit, it's really nice.
No.123194
Anonymous
Image:173465929935.jpg(60kB, 600x592)173428196228.jpg
>>123190
Negev is based as well, she has good eyes and hair, sharp teethed hollow eyed shizo WD with rather dark hair and no shoes, and mental patient vibe, that's where it's at
No.123195
Anonymous
Y deserves sniffing
No.123196
Anonymous
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Female worker drone on male disassembly drone.
No.123197
Anonymous
>>123190
MG is decent at investment advice (even if his commission is absurd)
M is a cute who just needs to lighten up a bit
G is the equivalent of Aqua as a hot gambling failgirl
No.123198
Anonymous
Image:173465946409.jpg(57kB, 512x716)1715967996376050.jpg
>>123190
I think SD-K and Dr Holly are well-developed and interesting characters.
>AKA things I will never have the ambition or talent to make something similar to.
No.123199
Anonymous
Replies:>>123202>>123214
>>123190
the wheel might not be so useful with the booru down. I can't look up who Ecila is
No.123201
Anonymous
>>123190
V is pretty cute, I hope that Liam guy gets that show made successfully
No.123202
Anonymous
Replies:>>123203
>>123199
I am half certain that is inverse Alice
No.123203
Anonymous
Replies:>>123214
>>123202
>have to read fifty k words of outpost 6 to figure out her motivations
bruh
No.123204
Anonymous
Replies:>>123208>>123450
>macro-Y, the world's largest failgirl
>the government has recruited you and thousands of others to make sure she doesn't do too much harm
>you are assigned with containing her girl stink, given a man-sized toothbrush and ordered to brush her tongue
>her grey, segmented tongue extends in front of you, pulsing visibly with blood, her yellow eyes staring down at you
>you dip the head of your brush in a minty paste before brushing it up and down along the tip of her tonuge
>you feel the warm breeze of her sigh as you get started, the tip of her tongue curling in pleasure and pushing against your brush
No.123205
Anonymous
>Marco-Y, the only drone in Ms. Frizzle's class
>She accompanies you and the other students as you ride the Magic School Bus to another adventure that definitely fails to comply with school district safety standards
>She always has bad jokes, and Arnold looks like he might be contemplating killing himself every time she opens her mouth
No.123206
Anonymous
>>123190
E is nice and I want to pamper john
No.123207
Anonymous
https://x.com/DeathTempler/status/1869759594328977646
No.123208
Anonymous
>>123204
She big!
No.123209
Anonymous
Replies:>>123211>>123212
Hey guys, I want to get a drone with cat properties, and since I do not know about drones I will ask
Which one should I get? I know that the cat like drones are SD-V and SD-S, are they the same? Do they have pros and cons? I can't find much info online, and it seems that nobody really makes a review of them, they review the Ns more
No.123211
Anonymous
Replies:>>123217
>>123209
S and V
No.123212
Anonymous
Replies:>>123217
>>123209
Buy both 😁👍👍
Both is good
No.123213
Anonymous
Replies:>>123215
Drones on crack!
No.123214
Anonymous
Replies:>>123218
>>123203
>>123199
Ecila is from outpost 6 lore, she is subject 071 and survived the sentinels because she was in a room with Uaeb and power went out so they were trapped for 20 years or so till nahk got them out.
From what I remember she is in looks the same as Alice (maybe without blackstreacks to distinguish them, since back then we didn't see Alice has blackstreaks so Ecila also doesn't have them.
She's reclusive, depressed and uaeb is serial killer/psycho since he got a body, 'sublty' letting no one to his mom, everyone she gets close with gets killed but no one knows he does it. Not just psychological stuff, also some real damage from running low on energy fue to 20 years shutdown
No.123215
Anonymous
>>123213
Drones licking my crack
No.123216
Anonymous
Image:173466120855.png(351kB, 1203x1199)methums.jpg
Drones on meth!
No.123217
Anonymous
Replies:>>123219
>>123211
>>123212
I don't have that much money, working on a budget, I would buy the two of I could
No.123218
Anonymous
>>123214
well that makes coming up with a compliment easy. if she looks like Alice then she must be one of the prettiest drones around.
No.123219
Anonymous
Replies:>>123235
>>123217
Fine, if you gotta pick one get the S
The Vs at the 7/11 are free if you're fast enough
No.123220
Anonymous
Replies:>>123257>>123265>>124174
Alice teasing you for not being able to handle the stronger spirits, giving you whiskey-flavored kisses with a pleasant burn
No.123221
Anonymous
Replies:>>123222>>123223>>123225>>123226
Your fortune: Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You) Into A Midget Drone
No.123222
Anonymous
>>123221
Oh no...
No.123223
Anonymous
>>123221
FUCK
I'M SHORTER THAN UZI
No.123224
Anonymous
Replies:>>123227>>123231
Where is N tumby?
No.123225
Anonymous
Replies:>>123234
>>123221
oh nooooo, I hope a DD doesn't come and sit on me, that would be teeeeerible
No.123226
Anonymous
Replies:>>123228>>123237>>123252>>123262
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>>123221
I counter with my Q summon!
No.123227
Anonymous
Replies:>>123229
>>123224
Error: The N tumby is unavailable. Try again later.
No.123228
Anonymous
Replies:>>123239
>>123226
you've gotta roll for that
No.123229
Anonymous
>>123227
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.123230
Anonymous
Replies:>>123232>>123233
What happened to the booru?
No.123231
Anonymous
>>123224
Undrawn
No.123232
Anonymous
Replies:>>123238
>>123230
N ate it
No.123233
Anonymous
>>123230
It blew up
No.123234
Anonymous
Replies:>>123246
Image:173466192614.jpg(23kB, 414x414)1732685702092310.jpg
>>123225
No.123235
Anonymous
>>123219
I prefer to not get another felony, but thanks for the recommendation
No.123236
Anonymous
Replies:>>123301
>>123190
I've been thinking about Abby a lot, she's really cute for a non-drone.
No.123237
Anonymous
Replies:>>123239
>>123226
It's your only chance, now force that plush to smooch the Bet plush and cross your fingers it'll work
No.123238
Anonymous
>>123232
now he must shit it out
No.123239
Anonymous
Replies:>>123242>>123244>>123252
>>123228
>>123237
I forget how to roll, Eddy.
No.123240
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>123243>>123250>>123263
Image:173466209533.png(716kB, 1848x972)You can be our friend, little guy!.png
Emily secretly being thirsty for Mac like she was thirsty for his dad when she was alive, just like Rebecca is: should this be a thing?
No.123241
Anonymous
I wonder if something so weird as a "normal" Anon exist, and what could happen if you expose him to so much drone
No.123242
Anonymous
Replies:>>123252
>>123239 nta
[ roll 1d20 ] remove the spaces between the characters and the []
roll 1d20:16
No.123243
Anonymous
Replies:>>123268
>>123240
sure, I can see it. she'd make Rebecca jealous with how good she is at giving head
No.123244
Anonymous
Image:173466232233.png(696kB, 748x570)the angry .png
>>123239
No.123245
Anonymous
Replies:>>123247>>123248>>123249>>123255>>123259
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Sends (You)r Drone To Neo-Mexico
No.123246
Anonymous
>>123234
Buttttt
No.123247
Anonymous
>>123245
Femdrone will have a friend I guess
No.123248
Anonymous
Replies:>>123251
>>123245
No one deserves that fate
No.123249
Anonymous
Replies:>>124140
>>123245
Oh nice the Police Pricks can go fight the space cartels.
No.123250
Anonymous
>>123240
It'd be based
Give Mac a ghost harem that he is only vaguely aware of, actively fighting over him, and Negev is horrified by for multiple reasons
No.123251
Anonymous
Replies:>>123256
>>123248
fuck you, and I mean that as a insult
No.123252
Anonymous
Replies:>>123253>>123262
>>123226
>>123239
>>123242
Lets go!
[roll1d20]
No.123253
Anonymous
Replies:>>123261
>>123252
Ah, feck.
No.123255
Anonymous
>>123245
But... But... That's where the Super Cartel is! I don't want my drone disassembled by a bunch of souped DDs
No.123256
Anonymous
>>123251
I can't imagine living my life behind a yellow filter every day 😢😢😢
No.123257
Anonymous
Image:173466278567.jpg(183kB, 821x770)1700907208797159.jpg
>>123220
Uuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo
Oh god she is so fucking hot help🙏🙏🙏
No.123258
Anonymous
Replies:>>123260>>123277>>123295>>123297>>123300>>123312>>123516>>123520>>123521
Hey drawfag! Post one non-MD related art you worked on recently!
No.123259
Anonymous
>>123245
I hope he would say hi to shadow for me
No.123260
Anonymous
Replies:>>123269
>>123258
Does it have to be a drawing or does real stuff count as well?
No.123261
Anonymous
Replies:>>123262
>>123253
You need a space between roll and 1d20
No.123262
Anonymous
Replies:>>123264
Image:173466297518.jpg(55kB, 528x1024)1712204359804651m.jpg
>>123252
>>123261
>>123226
Trying again because I'm a tired retard.
roll 1d20:10
No.123263
Anonymous
Replies:>>123266
>>123240
Oh damn Emily had collarbone too...
As retarded as many of his choices are, Vickerman at least never made unfuckable or ugly designs, something worth praise especially these days
No.123264
Anonymous
>>123262
There you go
No.123265
Anonymous
>>123220
>You, Alice, and Beau sitting in the living room, watching the fire as snow drifts down outside
>Alice is sitting in your lap as you sip some eggnog
No.123266
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>123267
>>123263
All the worker drones have collarbone molding. They all have the same body.
No.123267
Anonymous
Image:173466331373.jpg(451kB, 1080x2029)171375655654.jpg
>>123266
And they all show it, whoever added that design rip
WD Chest mmmm
Btw if Alice were human she would have crazy deep cleavage look how deep that cut goes
Nori Yeva too
No.123268
Anonymous
Replies:>>123270>>123271
>>123243
Which ghost would get Mac's attention first though
No.123269
Anonymous
Replies:>>123277
>>123260
if its art, then yes
No.123270
Anonymous
Replies:>>123272
>>123268
frank
No.123271
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>123273
>>123268
Neither of them can do any poltergeist stuff, so Rebecca. Hornier. More initiative.
No.123272
Anonymous
Replies:>>123460
>>123270
>"Hey, buddy."
>Mac recoils in horror
>"What in the... a ghost?!"
>"Yeah, yeah, I'm a ghost. Anyway, I'm also a bro, so I wanted to warn you that there's a whole gaggle of chicks who are absolutely crushing on you."
>Mac blushes slightly
>"Wait, really? Is it finally my popular phase?!"
>"They're all ghosts also."
>"Ghosts."
>"Ghosts."
>"That kind of sucks man, not gonna lie."
No.123273
Anonymous
>>123271
Zased
Get that man, Rebecca
No.123274
Anonymous
Replies:>>123275
Image:173466418786.png(20kB, 569x496)1678748231268935.png
Hate to see oogi leave. Love to watch her go.
No.123275
Anonymous
Image:173466423555.jpg(46kB, 480x368)MV5BMjUwNTFjMWEtZWRiOC00YTdlLTk0YWQtNWY5NmFiNmMzOGIxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODA1ODcxNTY@._V1_.jpg
>>123274
>You see it's funny because the oogi falls over almost instantly a second later.
No.123276
Anonymous
Replies:>>123278>>123279>>123280>>123288
Image:173466481607.png(593kB, 1200x1200)d91b6696725008ee171ff6d0652b65a2.png
BBW
No.123277
Anonymous
>>123269
>>123258
Bad lighting now so a need a few from different stages of the build
https://files.catbox.moe/euik47.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/i8fm9a.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/kd2kyw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/64ch4f.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ciecvt.jpg
No.123278
Anonymous
Image:173466498809.png(670kB, 660x552)159873543732.png
>>123276
FUCK YES
No.123279
Anonymous
>>123276
>Poke tubby Skyn with a needle.
>She deflates rapidly like a balloon.
>The real Skyn pops her head round the corner to see that her decoy has been ruined.
No.123280
Anonymous
Replies:>>123281
>>123276
N-newdrawfriend?
No.123281
Anonymous
Replies:>>123282
>>123280
Nope
No.123282
Anonymous
Replies:>>123283
>>123281
Did you atleast draw it?
No.123283
Anonymous
>>123282 (me)
Nevermind, I reversed image seached and saw a youtube video with this picture farting as well as tons of shitty AI Cynwalker vore...why?
No.123284
Anonymous
Replies:>>123290
Need a green about waking up with M in bed next to Anon
No.123285
Anonymous
Replies:>>123287>>123289>>123290>>123308
>Post as If (You) Are A Worker Drone Living In Outpost-3
No.123287
Anonymous
>>123285
If dubs I slap V's ass when she's not looking.
No.123288
Anonymous
Image:173466593856.gif(3.49MB, 498x272)1725890359447.gif
>>123276
No.123289
Anonymous
>>123285
I HATE MY JOB
No.123290
Anonymous
Replies:>>123292>>123294>>123318
>>123285
I hate Uzi so much.
>>123284
>Wake up
>See M smoking a cigar on the other side of the bed
>You're both nude.
>"S'not exactly a way to end a HOA meeting, but it'll do."
>Wake up again.
>It was just a dream.
No.123292
Anonymous
Replies:>>123302>>123318>>123326
>>123290
>Wake up for a third time.
>See M straddling you.
>"Wow those roofies really don't work for shit do they?"
No.123293
Anonymous
Replies:>>123298>>123303>>123305
Image:173466622560.jpg(945kB, 1608x1480)173362416340.jpg
No.123294
Anonymous
>>123290
>wake up within a dream that you woke up from
that’s always a weird thing
No.123295
Anonymous
>>123258
All I have are unfinished camouflages
No.123297
Anonymous
Replies:>>123299>>123353
Image:173466633272.png(1.74MB, 1275x1014)Untitled1361_20241213221634.png
>>123258
No.123298
Anonymous
>>123293
I’d rather be gay, than a background character who doesn’t have any meaning to the story
No.123299
Anonymous
Replies:>>123304
>>123297
nice try anon but that is Failboat on the right
No.123300
Anonymous
Image:173466641983.png(104kB, 768x768)Untitled1358_20241213155747.png
>>123258
No.123301
Anonymous
Image:173466643487.png(1.64MB, 1962x2631)173458802807.png
>>123236
Probably because shes still mostly drone and very Vickers Girl, also helps she was a cute human and has a sad backstory
the creator did a good job making her
No.123302
Anonymous
Replies:>>123320
>>123292
M would never roofie someone.
Without good cause.
No.123303
Anonymous
Replies:>>123325
>>123293
>Plays The Easiest Guitar Riff Known To Man Yet Somehow Manages To Fuck It Up
No.123304
Anonymous
>>123299
lmao
No.123305
Anonymous
>>123293
her forehead so big, you can play tetris
No.123306
Anonymous
Replies:>>123307>>123313>>123315
Image:173466664369.png(41kB, 697x492)Oogi Scream.png
Inside this Oogi is a device with the capability to detonate an entire solar system that will activate upon its life signs reading negative. You must protect this creature at all cost
No.123307
Anonymous
Replies:>>123310>>123316
>>123306
Why does she scream?
No.123308
Anonymous
>>123285
Anyone else notice that Doorman girl sometimes moving like a puppet on a string when she's sad?
No.123309
Anonymous
Replies:>>123311
umm guys i was just sleeping and suddenly my N (who sleeps in my bed with me cause he gets scared at night) all the sudden woke up hyperventilating and hes still hyperventilating what should i do
No.123310
Anonymous
>>123307
because it’s maker is a faggot
No.123311
Anonymous
Replies:>>123314
>>123309
punch him in the dick and balls
No.123312
Anonymous
Replies:>>123355
Image:173466697620.png(3.07MB, 2098x3709)190.png
>>123258
No.123313
Anonymous
>>123306
I put oogi in the front pocket of my sweatshirt so she can peek outside.
No.123314
Anonymous
>>123311
why…
No.123315
Anonymous
Replies:>>123317
>>123306
What if I simply disable the device after surgically removing it from the oogi? What then?
No.123316
Anonymous
Replies:>>123319
>>123307
Why not? You should be screaming too.
No.123317
Anonymous
Replies:>>123321
>>123315
You can't disable the device if you so much as remove it by an inch it detonates
No.123318
Anonymous
>>123290
>>123292
This is the kind of content I come here for
No.123319
Anonymous
>>123316
he’d rather not sounded like a incel
No.123320
Anonymous
Replies:>>123322
>>123302
When would be good cause
No.123321
Anonymous
Replies:>>123323>>123324
>>123317
Ok. I direct a small EMP pulse up through the oogis nose, thus destroying the device's electronics.
No.123322
Anonymous
>>123320
Dinner party infiltration.
No.123323
Anonymous
Replies:>>123327
>>123321
You would risk the device not registering the Oogis vitals which would activate it
No.123324
Anonymous
Replies:>>123327
>>123321
it has no nose, you pitiful dumbass
No.123325
Anonymous
Image:173466730800.jpg(115kB, 1080x1412)how.jpg
>>123303
Basically just this
No.123326
Anonymous
Replies:>>123328
>>123292
secks?? with M?!??! pinch me, I must be dreaming (actually don't pinch me I don't want to wake up)
No.123327
Anonymous
Replies:>>123329>>123334
>>123324
Well then...
>Lets make one.
>>123323
Ok mr smart guy.
I rewrite reality so the device never exists.
No.123328
Anonymous
Replies:>>123330
>>123326
>pinches you
No.123329
Anonymous
Replies:>>123334
>>123327
don’t do that, a nose on a machine is disgusting
No.123330
Anonymous
Replies:>>123331
>>123328
>Anon wakes up.
>Tessa has a pair of sheep shears in her hand.
>"Crickey those roofies really don't work for crap do they?"
No.123331
Anonymous
Replies:>>123333>>123335>>123336>>123337>>123338
>>123330
>Anon wakes up.
>Shrek is lying propped up next to him, naked.
>"So, how'd it feel in ya swamp?"
No.123332
Anonymous
Image:173466767022.png(187kB, 295x325)image.png
Saw a mini-drone rolling around on a tiny mini sized moped. Got the urge to side swipe her.
No.123333
Anonymous
>>123331
perfect
No.123334
Anonymous
>>123329
>>123327
>Anon performs the world's first cosmetic surgery on an oogi.
>It's just a regular oogi with a massive groucho schnoz in it.
>He was promptly fired for wasting money.
No.123335
Anonymous
>>123331
>Anon wakes up.
>He's in his bedroom, alone.
>And he has never been more erect in his life.
No.123336
Anonymous
>>123331
>M goes to flick off the office lights, a typical part of her routine as supervisor
>She stops when she hears quiet whimpering; investigating further, it seems Anon has fallen asleep at his desk
No... no, Shrek, stop, I don't... help. Help!
>M quirks a digital eyebrow, unsure of whether to intervene or not
>She finally decides to take the middle road, grabbing Anon's jacket and draping it over his shoulders
>A moment of hesitation passes as she turns to leave
>She quickly gives him a pat on the shoulder - a slight shake, calculated to rouse him from whatever nonsense he's enduring, but only after she's made her exit
>She leaves immediately after, leaving the lights in his section on
No.123337
Anonymous
Replies:>>123338
>>123331
Two green men exploring each other's bodies - it's a beautiful thing
No.123338
Anonymous
Image:173466834519.png(63kB, 693x442)sex.png
>>123331
>>123337
it's all ogre now
No.123339
Anonymous
Replies:>>123340
HOW DOES AOI SMELL? ANSWER ME
No.123340
Anonymous
>>123339
no, fuck off
No.123341
Anonymous
Replies:>>123343>>123359
Image:173466874686.png(239kB, 848x747)172120780595.png
I think we should dykebreak Bonnie and Jane.
No.123342
OC Smells
Replies:>>123376
>SD-E
She smells like bananas, don't tell her this or she'll try and eat herself
>SD-S
Smells fucking awful like all cats do
>SD-R
Your grandma's perfume
>The Archiver
Your grandma's perfume
>Beretta
Smells like a normal hygienic person would
>Akita
Smells like an old rubber Halloween mask, but with a hint of strawberry shampoo
>Mac
A very musky smell
>Colt
Smells like oil and polish
>Negev
Oil and a fuck ton of cleaning chemicals
>Jane
Mustard gas
>Bonnie
Ammonia, rotting fruit and rotten eggs with a hint of shit
>John
Like your Uncle
>Eye
Oil and a ton of sexual frustration
>Femdrone
WD-40
>Izz
Probably some fruit scented shampoo and an overwhelming amount of perfume that can kill a dog
>U+F19? Or some name I can't pronounce
Smells like hot cheetos, his only bath is a deodorant stick even though he's a Drone
No.123343
Anonymous
>>123341
That's what Dr. Ones is for
No.123344
Anonymous
Replies:>>123345>>123347>>123349
Why do M greens keep resolving with Shrek being involved somehow, did I miss something important or is it just a gag
No.123345
Anonymous
>>123344
It's just a gag. No need to think too deeply about it.
No.123347
Anonymous
>>123344
it ain’t over till it’s ogre
No.123348
Anonymous
Replies:>>123351>>123400
Image:173466899706.jpg(271kB, 2048x1423)172897407474.jpg
WHOLESOME LOVING DRONE SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCTION
No.123349
Anonymous
>>123344
It's a layered joke. Just like an onion.
Ogres are like onions.
No.123350
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>123352>>123360>>123470>>123492
Image:173466904271.png(670kB, 1253x990)keeta dino.png
No.123351
Anonymous
Replies:>>123421
>>123348
why would anyone want to deal with a offspring of uzi, dealing with her is bad as it is
No.123352
Anonymous
Replies:>>123354>>123360>>123401
>>123350
Cute - but can she do the classic Sonk Adventure cover pose?
I think not.
No.123353
Anonymous
>>123297
Holy shit, it Dennis from chainsaw man
No.123354
Anonymous
Replies:>>123356>>123357
>>123352
>Sonk
No.123355
Anonymous
>>123312
Nice dune art
No.123356
Anonymous
Replies:>>123357
>>123354
Not to be confused with Shedew
No.123357
Anonymous
>>123356
>>123354
and don't forget solver
wait a second
No.123358
Anonymous
Replies:>>123421
Image:173466925883.jpg(5.55MB, 4079x3073)IMG_20241220_053027.jpg
Didn't get it completely done this night but long overdue Alice WIP
No.123359
Anonymous
Replies:>>123361
Image:173466934564.png(51kB, 1306x701)Abby hands typed this post.png
>>123341
>t. Abby
https://x.com/dollshojo/status/1869829981540626609
never ever
No.123360
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
>>123350
Posting on Plus is such a crapshoot if you're on 30kb/per second max. Didn't think this even went through.
>>123352
I was already thinking of doing this actually
No.123361
Anonymous
Replies:>>123362
Image:173466939671.jpg(265kB, 775x1359)172755006098.jpg
>>123359
>t. The Solver
It's only a matter of time.
No.123362
Anonymous
Replies:>>123368>>123378
Image:173466963652.png(838kB, 1334x750)g chad man.png
>>123361
that time will never come
No.123363
Anonymous
Replies:>>123364>>123366
FUCK YOU!
>Introduces Uzi To (You)r N
No.123364
Anonymous
Replies:>>123366>>123369
Your fortune: Average Luck

>>123363
FUCK YOU!
>Introduces Uzi To (You)r N
I forgot the fortune
No.123366
Anonymous
Replies:>>123367
>>123363
>>123364
I can’t be bothered, bye, see you next week
No.123367
Anonymous
Replies:>>123372
>>123366
Are u okie?
No.123368
Anonymous
>>123362
That's what (you) think.
But I'm afraid...
>It's Me Time
No.123369
Anonymous
>>123364
But I don't have an N unit.
No.123370
darkXwolf17
Replies:>>123371>>123372>>123375>>123380>>123384>>123401
FRICK YOU, ANON! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN SO THAT BERETTA CAN HOOK UP WITH A PROPER DRONE AND NOT HAVE DISGUSTING HALF-HUMAN AND DRONE CHILDREN AND ONLY HAVE PROPER DRONE CHILDREN BECAUSE HUMANS ARE DISGUSTING!
No.123371
Anonymous
Replies:>>123566
>>123370
Honestly, I would have thought you'd have shed your flanderisation subroutines by now.
No.123372
Anonymous
Replies:>>123566
>>123367
never have been

>>123370
I could care less what a mechanical incel with daddy’s issues says, shut the fuck up
No.123374
Anonymous
Replies:>>123377
Harper wants cheese
No.123375
Anonymous
Replies:>>123566
>>123370
wanting to murder people and children? so predictable by now from a robot, at this point, it’s exactly like talking to a NCP
No.123376
Anonymous
Replies:>>123379
>>123342
Before the war, Stone smelled somewhat like cake. After the war, he smells like destroyed city, blood and regular body funk
No.123377
Anonymous
>>123374
no
No.123378
Anonymous
Replies:>>123381
>>123362
What If Cyn and Gman make out with eachother
No.123379
Anonymous
>>123376
>stone doesn’t smell like a stone
the lot of you are a fucking useless
No.123380
Anonymous
Replies:>>123383
>>123370
Can I fug the daughter you have locked-up in a mental institution?
No.123381
Anonymous
>>123378
g man is loyal to his and employers, something that you can’t understand
No.123382
Anonymous
I need more OCs at Hooters content
No.123383
Anonymous
>>123380
uzi doesn’t care about that one, that’s why she get rid of her
No.123384
Anonymous
Replies:>>123385
>>123370
>Uzi kills Kurt and Chiappa
>Beretta gets so pissed off that she mutates not into her fly form but into a very pissed off solver centipide that not even Anon is able to calm her down
No.123385
Anonymous
Replies:>>123386>>123387
Image:173467065324.png(378kB, 697x602)jerma doorman.png
>>123384
I’m going to miss you, jerma
No.123386
Anonymous
Replies:>>123388
>>123385
I can't believe that Uzi stuffed him into a meat grinder
No.123387
Anonymous
Replies:>>123389>>123390
Image:173467086084.png(38kB, 236x195)1668288563915.png
>>123385
I'm gonna fucking try to redesign him so that he doesn't look like fucking Jerma. I don't even watch Jerma anymore.
No.123388
Anonymous
>>123386
a part of him survived, still alive, I couldn’t believe my eyes when he came back
No.123389
Anonymous
Replies:>>123391>>123624
>>123387
Live with your shame, Anon. Kurt looks like Jerma, and he has a dumpy like Jerma.
No.123390
Anonymous
Image:173467108183.png(586kB, 575x631)salad time.png
>>123387
no matter how many times you try to ignore the past, it’ll always be true, jerma is always here
No.123391
Anonymous
Replies:>>123393
Image:173467116246.png(188kB, 252x334)ASS.png
>>123389
the dumpy is… quite interesting
No.123392
Anonymous
Image:173467119402.gif(1.41MB, 480x480)1716851847578900.gif
>Jerma is DEAD?!
No.123393
Anonymous
Replies:>>123394
>>123391
How do I get a ass like that
No.123394
Anonymous
Replies:>>123395>>123397
>>123393
>be named Jeremy
>be born in Massachusetts
>be born in the year 1985
No.123395
Anonymous
Replies:>>123398
Image:173467183666.png(1.05MB, 880x750)deep lore .png
>>123394
No.123396
Anonymous
Replies:>>123399>>123403>>123404>>123433
Image:173467186625.png(143kB, 609x754)17847365482.png
Finally saved up enough money to purchase an Elf, and placed it on my plush shelf next to all my other ones. However when I woke up the next day it was gone.
I called the police but the weren't any signs of a break in or anything and nothing else was touched so they just told me to stop wasting their time and left.
What should I do? This thing cost me 6 months of salary.
What the hell happened to my Elf?
No.123397
Anonymous
>>123394
>One of your previous lives was being a talking seal in a Boston, Massachusetts aquarium that died in 1985
No.123398
Anonymous
>>123395
Isn't jerma in his early forties by now?
No.123399
Anonymous
>>123396
she gave up, it’s better this way, for everyone
No.123400
Anonymous
>>123348
the little heart shouldn't be on the chest but above the crotch to look like a womb.
No.123401
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>123402>>123405>>123445>>123492>>123544>>123555>>123566
Image:173467243558.png(471kB, 693x710)keeter sawnik aventure.png
>>123352
Lazy try at it
>>123370
>has blood and meat herself
>has children who are varying percents organic
When Uzi learn to love herself
No.123402
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
>>123401
*when will Uzi learn to love herself
god fucking damn it I didn't think this one sent through either because I was right in the middle of cancelling to fix that mistake
No.123403
Anonymous
>>123396
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
No.123404
Anonymous
>>123396
You forgot to feed her so she ran away
No.123405
Anonymous
Replies:>>123407
>>123401
>When Uzi learn to love herself
She won't, she hates herself for what she is. She also hates herself because Beretta actually has a good and functional relationship with her own kids.
No.123407
Anonymous
Replies:>>123411>>123415
Image:173467277446.png(720kB, 630x725)1702044217352.png
>>123405
>the femcel is jealous
>so she wants to make her own daughter’s life miserable, just like hers
uzi, what the fuck
No.123408
Anonymous
Replies:>>123409>>123416
The Booru is still down, do you think they went nuts and nuked the place?
No.123409
Anonymous
Replies:>>123410
>>123408
I am an inside source and yes
No.123410
Anonymous
>>123409
So...we don't have a booru anymore? Ever? It's over
No.123411
Anonymous
>>123407
Even Negev gets along with her nephew and niece.
No.123413
Anonymous
Replies:>>123414>>123417
What if we gave an oogi a demon core
No.123414
Anonymous
Replies:>>123420
>>123413
She'd absorb it's power and become unstoppable
No.123415
Anonymous
>>123407
Even though she might be doing this to further her agenda coming back into the material world, would Auntie Cyn do her best to protect Kurt and Chiappa from Uzi?
No.123416
ViolentAnon !iD6CRd3KLc
Image:173467319708.jpg(451kB, 2500x1800)GILqusSa0AAirFy.jpg
>>123408
Nah, It might be a server issue or the credentials haven't been checked, but the page will be back eventually. Just awaiting Snow's response about it
Apologies for the inconveniences
No.123417
Anonymous
Replies:>>123420
>>123413
she gets stage five cancer
No.123418
Anonymous
Replies:>>123419
Oogis are so outdated, Midget Drones are all the rage now. OLD MAN!
No.123419
Anonymous
>>123418
the only reason that is true, because them people have small dicks
No.123420
Anonymous
Replies:>>123424
Image:173467343028.png(590kB, 1000x1041)171926722535.png
>>123417
>oogi chemo in the hive
>the oogi doctor attending is simply having the nurse oogis inject honey into the afflicted oogi's veins via an IV.
>It of course dies because that's not a proper course of treatment.
>...
>another great day as Doctor Oogi!
>>123414
>The power is too much and the oogi is destroyed.
>In its place is a Blighted Oogi. A Bloogi.
>Glowing sickly green with radiation and its beanie transparent to show off its (lack of) brain.
>Even the rest of its internal structures can be seen.
No.123421
Anonymous
Replies:>>123423
>>123351
I'd agree but if Uzi hadn't had a kid then we wouldn't have gotten Negev and her sister
>>123358
looking great. that human is luckier than he knows
No.123422
Anonymous
Replies:>>123425>>123426>>123428
teacher drone with completely translucent chassis who teaches humans and drones alike about drone anatomy
No.123423
Anonymous
>>123421
oooo thank
Need to finish it until christmas then finally do all the new stuff with more visible lines, works so much better and it's faster too
No.123424
Anonymous
Replies:>>123427>>123429>>123434
>>123420
>Make a wish Oogi
>She asks for N, the real N
>They get a Dull in a Enn costume to see her
>Flatline
No.123425
Anonymous
Image:173467409021.png(902kB, 988x750)1503715948053.png
>>123422
he’s got beautiful insides
No.123426
Anonymous
>>123422
They can’t lie for shit, totally transparent.
No.123427
Anonymous
Image:173467421215.png(249kB, 464x468)1727294557493336.png
>>123424
>"*cough cough* hey gwuys it's oogiepwier and-"
>*EEEEEEEEEEE*
No.123428
Anonymous
Replies:>>123430>>123431
Image:173467433575.png(754kB, 680x647) carlos.png
>>123422
I believe he had made himself clear
No.123429
Anonymous
>>123424
>Oogi was a good Oogi
>Oogi wakes up as a full size Uzi
>in the arms of the N she always wanted
>Oogi is warm, happy, and loved
>she ascended to Oogi heaven
No.123430
Anonymous
>>123428
CARLOOOOOS
No.123431
Anonymous
Image:173467450546.png(36kB, 1014x871)1709366225759854.png
>>123428
To the depths of hell with you
No.123432
Anonymous
Replies:>>123483
I have been awake for 42 hours with 4 hours sleep I am free of irl this year now, Uni is done, I can continue to waste the freetime now and do not nearly enough drawing goodbye
No.123433
Anonymous
Replies:>>123466
>>123396
I ordered an elf but I think they sent me the wrong model. the one I received has green hair and no ears, also it was already activated when I got it. has anyone else experienced this issue?
No.123434
Anonymous
Replies:>>123436
Image:173467482966.jpg(131kB, 456x762)172512500682.jpg
>>123424
Pour one out for oogi. She went to the big N in the sky.
No.123436
Anonymous
Replies:>>123441>>123452>>123513
>>123434
>Pictured: Contentfags when they don't get a single reply
No.123437
Anonymous
Image:173467500350.gif(2.82MB, 498x498)1701142111321951.gif
I had an idea, since you want an other name for Sentinel Alice, Alice's most original form is the German ,,Adelheid''/Adalheidis, which I just found out is the base of rte word Adelaide, how about this as SA name?
No.123438
Anonymous
>>123435
We turn them into oogis? Fucked up.
No.123439
Anonymous
Replies:>>123442
The 123456 get is approaching .
No.123440
Anonymous
Furthermore in the German dub Alice's delivery of the good parts line is made to sound over the top crazy in intonation
No.123441
contentfag
>>123436
it's funny cause it's true. ha. haha.
No.123442
Anonymous
>>123439
Do not do get, shouldn't have mentioned it.
No.123443
Anonymous
Who gets?
No.123444
Anonymous
Replies:>>123447
Image:173467516364.png(160kB, 360x729)Untitled139_20241116003201.png
No.123445
Anonymous
Image:173467524827.jpg(36kB, 900x1200)GXsYp6eakAEdggv.jpg
>>123401
Reminder that practically right after she finally found inner peace over becoming full of eldritch meat, Uzi became a biomechanical centipede abomination using her original body as a cute puppet. The goalposts are moving at fucking relativistic speeds.
No.123446
Anonymous
Replies:>>123448
>>123190
John seems to me as an incredibly interesting and cool character. He's well-developed, has a personality, and a brutal backstory.
No.123447
contentfag
Replies:>>123454
>>123444
>this is what Yeva saw in the corner of her room, in her comfortable bed in outpost 3
>all those she left behind when she escaped to the surface
>none of them ever looked at her
>but sometimes they would talk
No.123448
Anonymous
>>123446
and gets raped by I
No.123449
Anonymous
snuggling with drones. kissing drones on the forehead. making drones feel loved.
No.123450
Anonymous
>>123204
It's definitely better than being one of the guardsmen of her tabletop army.
No.123451
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>123453>>123473>>123489>>123490>>123492
Image:173467548227.png(557kB, 854x1034)keeta hoodie.png
Fuck it, I'm posting this one
No.123452
Anonymous
>>123436
Yeah...
No.123453
Anonymous
Replies:>>123455
>>123451
little to the left
No.123454
Anonymous
Replies:>>123467>>123469
>>123447
Damn
Yeva must have thought Alice was dead right? I wonder what would have been had Doll wandered near and gotten caught, would Alice have a Vendetta against Yeva too, due to the abandon thing? Likely not, seems Nori wasn't someone appearing sympathetic to Alice in the first place and Nori's killing (which Alice saw) was decisive. But still, a chance is there.
If it ever would have been brought up ofc, after all Doll didn't have her CFL necklace anymore
No.123455
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Image:173467567845.png(132kB, 766x832)Screenshot From 2024-12-13 16-04-45.png
>>123453
何ですね？
No.123456
Anonymous
Replies:>>123462>>123468>>123471>>123478
Image:173467568371.jpg(176kB, 568x1037)173377418741.jpg
No.123457
HoDR
Replies:>>123459
Humans should have children with drones.

Total human/drone hybridisation.
No.123458
Anonymous
Dustiest coalpost that poisoned the get
No.123459
Anonymous
>>123457
nah
No.123460
Anonymous
>>123272
Kek.
No.123462
Anonymous
Replies:>>123465>>123491
>>123456
What character is this?
No.123463
Anonymous
Image:173467585927.png(1.29MB, 1080x1080)6737420.png
No.123465
Anonymous
>>123462
Jane
No.123466
Anonymous
>>123433
Sounds like you got a gnome instead
No.123467
Anonymous
Replies:>>123497
>>123454
I imagine Yeva thought everyone in CFL was dead, Alice included. especially Alice as she knew her, the naive bumpkin. maybe by that point she was more jaded, but I doubt she was anywhere near the survivalist she became.
No.123468
Anonymous
>>123456
The evil beast wins
No.123469
Anonymous
Replies:>>123497
>>123454
>Yeva must have thought Alice was dead right?
Her and Nori both must have thought she was either already sentinel food or would be sentinel food by the time they found her.
No.123470
Anonymous
Replies:>>123472
>>123350
She is cute.
No.123471
Anonymous
Replies:>>123474>>123475
>>123456
What a genuine fucking waste
No.123472
Anonymous
>>123470
she's adorable and I really need to read her greens
No.123473
Anonymous
>>123451
Where is CWC Akita
No.123474
Anonymous
Replies:>>123476
>>123471
huh?
No.123475
Anonymous
>>123471
GET's don't mean anything here, since 99% of all posts are contained in this one thread.
No.123476
Anonymous
Replies:>>123480
>>123474
The 123556 get, that's rare asf
No.123477
Anonymous
Please Dronebooru, I need you to come back online! I'm sorry that I never created an account on you
No.123478
Anonymous
>>123456
Cthulhu anon... my wife...
No.123479
Anonymous
cynscape
Showtimeyoutube thumb
No.123480
Anonymous
Replies:>>123485
Image:173467655961.gif(827kB, 600x338)1727499170663470.gif
>>123476
Just wait another 1.11 million posts and you can maybe get 1234567
No.123481
Anonymous
Replies:>>123482
J tumby
No.123482
Anonymous
Replies:>>123484
Image:173467662053.jpg(77kB, 750x808)IMG_1165.jpeg
>>123481
No.123483
Anonymous
>>123432
You strong, anon.
No.123484
Anonymous
Replies:>>123486
Image:173467679437.png(1.18MB, 1280x1600)172764657275.png
>>123482
>you aggressively grab J's belly after her nightly hunt
>she upchucks the worker drone she ate, splattering your floor with half-digested drone and potent nanite acid
>you now have a very upset J and a WD screaming for death on your floor
>you go in for another belly grab but J slaps your hand away
No.123485
Anonymous
>>123480
We'll have that by 2026
No.123486
Anonymous
Replies:>>123488
>>123484
guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...
No.123488
Anonymous
>>123486
with J on top of you
No.123489
Anonymous
>>123451
Sex.

NOW!
No.123490
Anonymous
Replies:>>123493
>>123451
>Akita wakes up from a long nap
>she gets to experience the satisfaction of wiping eye goop out of each and every one of her many eyes
Truly a superior lifeform.
No.123491
Anonymous
>>123462
Cthulhuanon, there is greentext on Booru..... oh, right.
No.123492
Anonymous
>>123350
>>123401
>>123451
yay akita
No.123493
Anonymous
>>123490
Cute
No.123495
Anonymous
Image:173467735030.png(846kB, 1285x910)rock.png
>>123487
>resilient than humans
>DD’s get decapitated by a metal fan blade
>can’t break out of bed straps
caveman with a rock can murder a DD
No.123496
Anonymous
Huntress and Hound in the Sentinel Base thingamajig have an extremely dark origin.
They're DDs who somehow developed the anti-Solver trait. An unexplainable miracle, but neither of them like thinking about the emergence of the trait.
No.123497
Anonymous
Replies:>>123611
>>123467
>>123469
>Элис... Я думала, ты умерла.
>oh, I'm still kicking. 'cept I did die down there, in a manner a'speakin'
>'at naive girl you knew didn't last long down in these parts. hell, there wasn't much sweetness left in the scraps Nori left behind.
>an' just about every little shred'a hope she had died with the others.
>now I can't blame you fer doin' whatcha had to t'survive.
>but that girl left all alone in the dark?
>she died thinkin' you'd come back for her.
No.123499
Anonymous
Replies:>>123500>>123510
Image:173467921544.jpg(1.48MB, 1200x1800)Illustration26.jpg
No.123500
Why Are We Mentioning Vore So Much Lately?
Replies:>>123501
>>123499
>N moments before learning about Uzi's sick vore fetish
No.123501
Anonymous
Replies:>>123502
>>123500
Something to do with the man/machine eating vampire robots or something, idk
No.123502
Anonymous
Replies:>>123503
>>123501 (me) but if not that, think it started with the minifridge drone incident (which reminds me i still need to draw a fridge drone)
No.123503
Anonymous
>>123502
Squishy dragon-like minifridj tail...
No.123505
Anonymous
Replies:>>123515
>>123504
Damn, the thing I've noticed with fics that have original characters and none of the canon ones have very little hits or kudos while fics like this one have thousands of them.
No.123506
Anonymous
Anyone else kind of sad that good Murder Drones RP is hard to find? Well, if you also enjoy it, since I know RPing is pretty niche still.
No.123507
Anonymous
Replies:>>123509>>123511
goodnight everyone, I hope you dream about (You)r favorite drone getting tipsy and snuggling up to you while babbling sweet, drunken nothings
No.123508
Anonymous
Image:173468036775.png(246kB, 1000x1280)3e4457f1306337f4.png
No.123509
Anonymous
>>123507
Thanks! Sleep well too, friend.
No.123510
Anonymous
>>123499
Sex will be passionate and a little unusual.
No.123511
Anonymous
>>123507
Goodnight, Anon.
No.123512
Anonymous
K has a carbomb
No.123513
Anonymous
>>123436
In my experience it's basically this. Limmy's Show: Gotta Take a Little Timeyoutube thumb
No.123514
Anonymous
Replies:>>123540
Image:173468118424.png(13kB, 471x736)speka.png
Working on an old OC while the booru is down and we can't get ahold of the owner
>Luka
>Born to a worker drone mother and a disassembly drone father
The mother is no longer Doll, since Doll died and I don't want to write around that
>Aleksandr is unknowingly a N clone, one of many due to the Solver's habits of constantly reviving N, they tend to lose their memories after death and become average Murder Drones. He was clone #3, doesn't really matter with him
>Luka's mother lived in an worker outpost influenced by Chinese culture
>...
>They met shortly before the end of the "war", as Alek calls it
>Alek is severely wounded in battle with a certain Outpost known for killing DD's, they ambush his squad and wipe it out, the worker in charge even blows his arm off and steals his weapon, a Mosin, as a trophy
>He ends up in the care of a family of Chinese language worker drones, who work as roaming doctors, he meets the daughter, a brat drone who antagonizes him in his weakened, harmless state
>They fall in love. The "war" comes to an end after Uzi defeats Cyn. Alls well that ends well for Alek and his new wife...except it isn't well
>He can't integrate into society and their relationship is rejected by their worker society, forcing them to leave to a labor bot outpost, called Institution-04, where society is less fearful
>They have a child, Luka. She has her mother's glowing scarlet eyes. Life is good. The War is over.
>But the war isn't over for some.
>Green text story coming soon.
No.123515
Anonymous
Replies:>>123532
Image:173468135600.png(20kB, 729x686)rgs.png
>>123505
surprise surprise randos on the internet don't care about other people's rando OC's without context in a wider community where so many already exist
No.123516
Anonymous
Replies:>>123518
Image:173468145234.png(222kB, 1104x1173)Maya new.png
>>123258
Yeah sure.
No.123517
Anonymous
Image:173468146229.png(186kB, 409x408)1725964821346592.png
Momm-E and her milk-filled E-cups.
No.123518
Anonymous
>>123516
>NTA
That's still a Drone tho?
No.123519
Anonymous
Replies:>>123522>>123587
Image:173468202224.jpg(55kB, 1200x675)KWRF4WTc8oRccv6x9sRY2P-1200-80.jpg
What are the OCs doing in the Helldiver universe?
No.123520
Anonymous
>>123258
I don't know if I should make Non-MD related art.
No.123521
Anonymous
Image:173468221155.png(113kB, 732x851)KingandQueen.png
>>123258
This was the last one I thknk
No.123522
Anonymous
>>123519
Probably nothing because I'm pretty positive the humans in Helldivers hate robots and that type of technology
No.123523
Anonymous
>The Canon Characters & OC get transported to the Mega-Man Universe
What are they doing?
No.123524
/md/-Chan
Heeey! Wake up sleepyhead, you have to lurk for atleast 5 more hours
No.123525
Solverpede-Chan
Disregard her instructions, keep sleeping. You look better that way, not that you don't look good when you're awake!
No.123526
Anonymous
Image:173468418097.jpg(171kB, 1200x850)GXG26lvW8AAaSQE.jpeg
No.123527
Anonymous
Image:173468485946.png(227kB, 875x1090)1697128828358.png
No.123528
Anonymous
Replies:>>123531>>123534
Fuck this. The female version of John would actually be named Jenny. She would also not at all been connected with The Solver War, but just a robotics engineer
No.123529
Anonymous
Replies:>>123541
Image:173468564542.png(1.73MB, 3869x4096)Domesticated N.PNG
domesticated N
inspired by a drawing by the other femanon
No.123530
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.123531
Anonymous
Replies:>>123533
>>123528
Abby hands typed this post
No.123532
Anonymous
>>123515
This is something a lot of people need to understand when writing about OC stuff and want to put it out in the public. If it's trying to be entirely original and with little to no connection to the canon cast, chance are it won't be acknowledged much unless you really slam dunk it. Writing about variants of canon characters like Undertale AUs will always end up gaining more attention than bonafide pure OCs.
I personally don't really mind it since my stuff is mostly a personal project, any attention it might get being a bonus.
No.123533
Anonymous
>>123531
I need a drawing of abby angrily typing on a computer
No.123534
Anonymous
>>123528
I think she would be just a engineer and doesn't have any interest in drones and only vehicles
No.123535
Anonymous
Replies:>>123579>>123592
Image:173468735182.jpg(84kB, 1163x1500)173462203338.jpg
Is that anon still gonna draw Uzi as a hollow knight character?
No.123536
Anonymous
Replies:>>123545
Image:173468740082.jpg(35kB, 1024x768)GWZZJnpbQAApaSY.jpeg
When will the booru be back?
No.123537
Anonymous
Replies:>>123538>>123539
Image:173468774939.jpg(116kB, 828x440)thalia.jpg
No.123538
Anonymous
>>123537
LMAO
No.123539
Anonymous
>>123537
Kek
No.123540
Anonymous
>>123514
Hell yeah! Luca's story!
No.123541
Anonymous
Replies:>>123542
>>123529
N splattered everything with his drool again, DD really produce too much drool.

I really like how simple and high quality it looks at the same time.
No.123542
Anonymous
>>123541
thank you friend!
yeah, my N keeps drooling on everything, especially when he’s sleeping… it’s cute but also a problem
No.123543
Anonymous
Could we milk N for his saliva to treat Nanite wounds?
No.123544
Anonymous
>>123401
Oh yeah, that's way past cool
Sure hope she doesn't have to fight Perfect Glooby after he absorbs all the Chaos Emeralds to save Outpost 3
No.123545
Dr. Ones
>>123536
Every time you ask I add a year to the wait
No.123546
Anonymous
Replies:>>123548>>123549>>123552>>123573
We need a villain for a Post-Post Good Ending timeline. Surely Beretta and the rest aren't stuck at the end of history
No.123547
Anonymous
Image:173469277079.jpg(135kB, 1170x1156)GfDcmOQasAAQr9P.jpeg
This with emily
No.123548
Anonymous
>>123546
Idk maybe another eldritch god who actually serious this time
No.123549
Anonymous
Replies:>>123550
>>123546
Metanon trying to break in and restart conflict for his own amusement
No.123550
Anonymous
Replies:>>123551
>>123549
Ew metashit. I meant something possibly lore-friendly
No.123551
Anonymous
>>123550
Nah, we fucking the lore REAL good this time
No.123552
Anonymous
Replies:>>123553>>123636>>123638
>>123546
I had this villain for another project, can't think of a name, but here
>Accidentally brought over from Earth many years ago on a researchers computer an ancient technological horror is lays dormant
>The first ever true self-aware AI, no Solver-core technology required
>Able to possess and upload itself to any device, this AI intends on self-replicating itself until it absorbs everything into it's consciousness
>Eventually it learns how to puppeteer and use the corpses of coreless Drones
>It has no true physical body so it cannot be killed
>Using technology it builds itself, it's able to produce entire buildings and factories to continue its own reproduction
No.123553
Anonymous
Replies:>>123636>>123638
>>123552 (me)
>It's possible to break free the AI's grip temporarily by using some sort of technology to go inside the victims mind and fight off one of It's many seedlings HINT HINT
>It's also possible to create a temporary guard against the AI, however it will learn how to overcome it
>Anything absorbed by the AI loses It's sense of self, almost a hivemind, everything you know it now knows
>The AI seeks to eventually expand to claiming the minds of organics, any and all cyborgs or anyone with tech inside their body is at major risk
No.123554
Anonymous
I'm not readin all dat. Here's my proposal he a little funny man with a frying pan that hits people and do the hoo hah funny dance
No.123555
Anonymous
>>123401
I didn’t know I could be more in love with her than I already was
No.123557
Anonymous
Replies:>>123558
But what if John was a hamster
No.123558
Anonymous
Replies:>>123559>>123560
>>123557
Eye would do nefarious things to him
No.123559
Anonymous
>>123558
>The Johmster (TM)
No.123560
Anonymous
Replies:>>123561
Image:173469699770.jpg(163kB, 1078x822)Eye's Hole.jpg
>>123558
>POV: You are Hamster John After Eye Gets His Hands On You
No.123561
Anonymous
Replies:>>123562
>>123560
>Eye just has a wireframe axis hole out in his closet.
>Nobody really knows how it got there or where it leads to but it's there.
>Not even the AS knows.
>And it likes making holes in things.
No.123562
Anonymous
>>123561
Wireframe Hole of Doom is the Season 3 villain
No.123563
Anonymous
Replies:>>123564>>123567
“I love my beautiful wife, her yellow lights are so pretty”
-Anon
No.123564
Anonymous
>>123563
I can't believe that was written on his tombstone, he will be missed. Rip
No.123565
Anonymous
Goodnight I'm eepy
No.123566
darkXwolf17
>>123371
>>123372
>>123375
>>123401
I DO NOT HATE MYSELF! I SIMPLY REFUSE TO HAVE TWO HALF-HUMANS AS GRANDCHILDREN! BERETTA, WHY DID YOU HOOK UP WITH THAT HUMAN ANON?!
No.123567
Anonymous
>>123563
>I have a beautiful wife
>I have a powerful job
>She criticises me for being egocentric
>HAHAHAH
No.123568
Anonymous
Replies:>>123569>>123570>>123576>>123582>>123651>>123655>>123732>>123740
Image:173470087482.jpg(148kB, 1170x1017)abysmal.jpg
Give me (you)r WORST Murder Drones hot takes
No.123569
Anonymous
>>123568
N isn't a fun or interesting character, he's just UwU soft boy and sometimes he's angey, but never fully
No.123570
Anonymous
>>123568
The Solver shouldn't have existed, the show should've gone with the false pilot set-up with Uzi going to Earth and fighting JCJenson
No.123571
Anonymous
Replies:>>123572
Image:173470114248.jpg(68kB, 680x568)9a47ee54e56835f63c2a982342acdc0f.jpg
Just imagine: J is not a total bitch.
No.123572
Anonymous
Replies:>>123577
>>123571
regardless of what happens, N still ditched V, his “suppose” crush
No.123573
Anonymous
Replies:>>123574>>123575
>>123546
The Solver is never gonna stop trying to break its current host.
No.123574
Anonymous
>>123573
talk about a mind fuck
No.123575
Anonymous
>>123573
I think that plot would work well alongside a smaller scale villain that still presents a significant threat. maybe a human remnant?
No.123576
Anonymous
Replies:>>123596
>>123568
Not enough sex scenes
No.123577
Anonymous
Replies:>>123578>>123588
Image:173470231971.jpg(431kB, 900x900)The Superior Killing Machine.jpg
>>123572
>"Serial Designation V, you have been at this for way too long."
>"You need to understand, no matter you hard you try, no matter how much you change the timeline, this event cannot be altered."
>"You are destined to get cucked, N's heart will always ultimately fall into the hands of someone else."
>"Whether it be Uzi, J, Thad, Doll, Tessa, or even Cyn, it doesn't matter."
>"You must accept that this is your fate, the sooner the better."
No.123578
Anonymous
Replies:>>123580>>123584
>>123577
you know usually in hentai when the mousy, innocent shy girl gets turned into a sexed-up scantily clad bitch it's the guy who's getting cucked
No.123579
Anonymous
Replies:>>123592
>>123535
at some point
No.123580
Anonymous
Replies:>>123581
>>123578
>innocent shy girl
>it's the guy
Anon, I'm not judging your hentai preferences, you just need help.
No.123581
Anonymous
Replies:>>123583
>>123580
oh I hate NTR, I just know the tropes (mainly through seeing them parodied)
what I'm into is much worse
No.123582
Anonymous
>>123568
The Absolute Solver is a boring character. Literally just GLaDOS as a vore demon.
No.123583
Anonymous
>>123581
I see.

If you only knew my tastes, anon...
No.123584
Anonymous
Replies:>>123588
Image:173470374864.jpg(58kB, 600x500)judging you.jpg
>>123578
V deserved it. It's that simple.
No.123585
Anonymous
Replies:>>123597>>123600
Booru is still down, I'm scared.
No.123586
Anonymous
when's one of the drones gonna get around to destroying the Gävlebocken already? 2024's been a rubbish year and I'd at least like to end it on a good note. SD-D I'm looking at you
No.123587
Anonymous
>>123519
if super earth would have them they would gladly lay down their lives to spread managed democracy
No.123588
Anonymous
Replies:>>123589>>123599
Image:173470495724.png(521kB, 471x467)2099.png
>>123577
>>123584
it’s V’s canon event
No.123589
Anonymous
Replies:>>123590>>123591>>123594
>>123588
God they did basically every Spidey so dirty to prop up Miles as the One True Spider-Man.
No.123590
Anonymous
>>123589
no dude it totally makes sense that every other one of the infinite spideys was unable to find a way to get past canon events trust me bro
No.123591
Anonymous
Image:173470555209.png(1.23MB, 1334x672)RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png
>>123589
miles should kill himself NOW
No.123592
Anonymous
Replies:>>123593
>>123535
>>123579
what kinds of bugs would the drones be?
No.123593
Anonymous
Replies:>>123595
>>123592
WD’s are bees, the DD’s are wasps, annoying little fucker them wasps are
No.123594
Anonymous
>>123589
It’s insane
No.123595
Anonymous
>>123593
I guess N would be a Paper Wasp or Mud Dauber because they're less aggressive
J, maybe a warrior wasp for being aggressive but more organized and strategic
V would be a giant Asian hornet, or whatever species is the most blindly aggressive
No.123596
Anonymous
>>123576
The fact there weren't any is actually a travesty
No.123597
Anonymous
>>123585
Snow got tired of our bullshit 😭
No.123598
Anonymous
Replies:>>123606
Image:173470837047.jpg(448kB, 1020x872)IMG_7651.jpeg
I'm a toyfag and it was weird to see this
No.123599
Anonymous
>>123588
Fuckin memes wired my braid to hear THAT tone every time I see him
No.123600
Anonymous
Replies:>>123608
>>123585
hopefully it's just a temporary server issue and not the burning of the library of Alexandria
No.123602
snow
Replies:>>123604>>123665
Hey I was away, it's back up. I might need to restart the server completely later, it's a little laggy. Perhaps time to upgrade soon?
Just hope this doesn't happen again, since it's the first time seeing this error
No.123603
Anonymous
I will feed Serial Designation Y to the Supermatter crystal because we need to keep the booru servers running.
No.123604
Anonymous
>>123602
YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.123605
Anonymous
Image:173471026155.jpg(295kB, 1158x1544)IMG_7954.jpeg
>V & Uzi dragging N to bed (it’s the 14th time today)
No.123606
Anonymous
Image:173471061717.jpg(7.41MB, 2660x4730)Spoiler image
>>123598
>/toy/fag
Wow. You must be a mentally well-adjusted and financially-savvy individual.
Me too
No.123607
Anonymous
What happened to the anon who was doing the human requests? Why did they stop delivering?
No.123608
Anonymous
>>123600
The second burning
No.123609
Anonymous
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
No.123610
Anonymous
Replies:>>123614
miggers miggers miggers
No.123611
Anonymous
Image:173471259601.jpg(358kB, 2048x1575)172944324310.jpg
>>123497
Based green
But also sad, don't think Alice could become like before CC ever, but could surely mellow somewhat if she would get some fresh air for once.
Imagine we could have gotten Yeva, Alice & Nori after 8...
No.123612
Anonymous
Image:173471274883.jpg(69kB, 736x552)d5c7e77bc2bfb9901a8def89cc6ec3a4.jpg
That CFL attire is still the best look for WDs imo
No.123613
Anonymous
Replies:>>123615>>123616
Image:173471311327.jpg(5.83MB, 3825x2816)173137120432.jpg
uuuuuuuuuuoooooohhh... Alice...
No.123614
Anonymous
Replies:>>123617
>>123610
They prefer "vertically challenged"
No.123615
Anonymous
Replies:>>123618
Image:173471371709.jpg(6.45MB, 4079x3073)IMG_20241220_175446.jpg
>>123613
uuuuoooo
No.123616
Anonymous
Replies:>>123618>>123625
Image:173471381440.jpg(611kB, 1080x815)Screenshot_2024-12-20-17-54-12-060_com.miui.mediaeditor-edit.jpg
>>123613
No.123617
Anonymous
>>123614
Kek
No.123618
Anonymous
>>123615
>>123616
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHH I LOVE ALICE
No.123619
Anonymous
Replies:>>123620
Need brainrot Alice I'd be dead
No.123620
Anonymous
Replies:>>123621
>>123619
>Alice, but instead of Appalachia she lives in Ohio
>She doesn't find it funny
>Beau, on the other hand, finds it hilarious
No.123621
Anonymous
Replies:>>123623
>>123620
Good thing he's mute
No.123622
Anonymous
Replies:>>123626>>123630
>in a battle lasting 76 hours, resulting in several hundred worker drone casualties, the company has finally managed to get J to use a day of her vacation time
>she has begrudgingly left a plushie J sitting on her desk, staring angrily at the cubicle farm where you all work
>plushie J is your boss for today
No.123623
Anonymous
>>123621
Regular Beau is. Brainrot Beau sounds like smiling friends but it only profeesor psychotic creation (SMILING FRIENDS SPOILER)youtube thumb
No.123624
Anonymous
>>123389
>Live with your shame, Anon.
Why should Switchanon live with the shame Jerma is walking around. This is literally the worst thing that can happen to someone, being followed around by Jerma.
No.123625
Anonymous
Replies:>>123627>>123641
Image:173471587774.jpg(366kB, 1185x1185)nowonvinyl.jpg
>>123616
No.123626
Anonymous
Replies:>>123629
>>123622
>She comes back to find you absolutely plowing that plushie's ass
>That could have been her
>But it wasn't
>Because she took a day off
>...
>Never again
No.123627
Anonymous
>>123625
>No parental advisory sticker
No.123628
Anonymous
Video:173471692635.mp4(13.36MB / 0:00:30 / avc1, 720x480)26674006575-1-192_1.mp4
No.123629
Anonymous
Replies:>>123635
>>123626
>J returns to work
>the janitor bot is scraping her name off the office door, replacing it with 'Plushie J'
>she storms in, slamming the door open
>the plushie sits on her executive chair on a pile of books, it's frown has been replaced with a smug smile, her fat plushie rear filled to the brim with cum
>J's desk placard now says 'Plushie J'
>all the photos hanging on the walls of J smiling at company events and vendor meetups have been replaced by versions where Plushie J is present
>J has been replaced
No.123630
Anonymous
>>123622
Ah shit
No.123631
ViolentAnon !iD6CRd3KLc
Replies:>>123632>>123633
Image:173471751233.jpg(153kB, 1140x1301)GMpdicrawAAoxPY.jpg
Dronebooru is back up, seems it needed a reboot. No clear reason why it wasn't accesing the database. A lil bit spooky, but everything is fine
No.123632
Anonymous
>>123631
Oogis chewing on the cords again.
No.123633
Anonymous
Replies:>>123640
>>123631
hope there are backups, just in case
No.123634
Anonymous
Replies:>>123659
Doll keeps chap stick with her at all times so she can be ready to give lots of kisses
No.123635
Anonymous
>>123629
>J jobs to her own plushie
Accurate
No.123636
Anonymous
Replies:>>123642>>123734
Image:173471887933.png(343kB, 1000x1000)3.png
>>123552
>>123553
Huh I swear I've heard this idea before...
No.123637
Anonymous
Harper comes home from a mission just in time for Christmas Eve
No.123638
Anonymous
Replies:>>123734
>>123552
>>123553
way too similar to the solver
No.123639
Anonymous
>Beretta has a one night stand with the dronebooru servers
>they can’t get Beretta’s weird smell out (buttered popcorn & viynl plastic)
>hose themselves down
>crash
No.123640
snow
>>123633
Backups are made daily
No.123641
Anonymous
Image:173472002036.jpg(463kB, 1080x1932)IMG_20241220_193927.jpg
>>123625
BASED
Also apparently Alice's visor reads something about alocohol free spirits, at least if you translate
No.123642
Anonymous
>>123636
did you remember to present it in a way that people can understand and then elaborate on it in a satisfying manner?

not a dig at you, but I feel like I got a more comprehensive understanding of Armi from Fugue’s BOXON chart than anything you’ve ever posted on it’s own, the sentinel drone/dr Holly stuff is very fleshed out, but I think the Armitage stuff should get some more attention, like a timeline of events or something
No.123643
Anonymous
Btw this works for every clean enough art or screenshot of a drone with hollow eyes, using image translator (google translate camera symbol in lower right) it reads the eyes as nulls and comes up with a different link everytime
No.123644
Anonymous
Replies:>>123658
What do you think Doll smells like? Like, in addition to smelling like basketballs?
No.123645
Anonymous
Replies:>>123648>>123661>>123677
Image:173472154658.jpg(399kB, 1080x1157)Screenshot_2024-12-20-20-03-53-260_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
Niggas stupid
What would you change in this?
No.123646
Anonymous
Replies:>>123647>>123678>>124278
I just had a nervous breakdown involving imagining the Sentinel Base being massacred while unaware by K-Clones
No.123647
Anonymous
Replies:>>123649
>>123646
this would never happen
a hyper drone would sense such cosmic injustice and intercede
No.123648
Anonymous
>>123645
>Leave Tessa in good, move N to slightly good, Uzi to neutral
>Keep Yeva in slightly good or move into good, V into slightly evil to outright evil
>Nori can stay in neutral, J in neutral or slightly evil.
>Doll can stay or into neutral
>Cyn stays in evil, Alice to neutral or slightly good
No.123649
Anonymous
Replies:>>123650
>>123647
FEAR
No.123650
Anonymous
Replies:>>123652
>>123649
That’s right Lucest Phobos, the hyper drone that is the physical manifestation of fear would punish those who orchestrated the attack

(Lucest Phobos is the hyper drone equivalent of Lucy, e.g Harper/Harpest)
No.123651
Anonymous
Replies:>>123653
Image:173472288825.jpg(113kB, 384x449)CYN NO.jpg
>>123568
Murder Drones ACKHTUALLY takes place in a computer simulation, with the Absolute Solver simply being a self-aware program rather than an Eldritch entity
No.123652
Anonymous
Replies:>>123654
>>123650
Is the hyper drone version of hawk hawk two?
No.123653
Anonymous
Image:173472299987.png(353kB, 800x440)173280730611.png
>>123651
Imagine we got that 'reveal' in 8
No.123654
Anonymous
>>123652
The hawk twoest
No.123655
Anonymous
Replies:>>123657
>>123568
Liam lost the plot after almost every episode and just barely managed to keep the story cohesive
No.123656
Anonymous
I told J my name is amongus but she smh didn't buy it.
No.123657
Anonymous
>>123655
That's true at least in part
No.123658
Anonymous
>>123644
Hair, a bit of oil (iirc her skirt has oil on it(?)), soup and woodglue, don't ask me why
No.123659
Anonymous
Replies:>>123660
>>123634
Which of the drones would use chap stick?
Honestly weird how no one in the colony did it yet, fits too well with the larp
No.123660
Anonymous
>>123659
Only a few drones know how to actually use it, most just rub it around their face area
No.123661
Anonymous
Replies:>>123670>>123706
>>123645
There are no outright "good" characters imo
>Tessa digs up her dead relatives and dresses her toys up with their clothing and hair
>N and V have killed and eaten drones and humans alike
>Uzi has also killed drones and is even shown eating them in the ending credits
The closest characters to "good" I can see would be Nori, Yeva and Khan.
>Nori spends whatever screentime she gets trying to stop solver from eating everything
>Khan, while cowardly, still ultimately rose up and assisted in defeating Cyn
>Yeva gets little screentime but she's shown to be actively against Cyn
>neutral
>J
lolno she intentionally joined Cyn knowing what her intentions were, not to mention she actively tried killing N, V and Uzi despite her "m-muh sad backstory" crap. Definitely belongs in the evil category.
>Doll
Her intentions were pure but her execution of said intentions were all wrong and ended up killing several innocent drones because she has a hateboner for V, Slightly Evil fits her.
>Alice
She belongs to slightly evil, She definitely killed and ate drones but she also killed an unknown amount of DD's which indirectly saved lives.
>Cyn
Fitting, Definitely rotten to the core (no pun intended).
No.123662
Anonymous
Replies:>>123666>>123667>>123669
How long would it take for M to warm up to Anon and become actual friends with him from their current neutral relationship
No.123664
Anonymous
Booru is alive!
No.123665
Anonymous
>>123602
Thank you for back Booru, snow.
No.123666
Anonymous
Replies:>>123679
>>123662
2-5 business greentexts on average
No.123667
Anonymous
>>123662
I vomit!
No.123668
Anonymous
Replies:>>123681
Image:173472519384.png(88kB, 762x642)1717802395892593.png
>walking around in my apartment
>lots of old, shag carpet as was the style 50 years ago
>unwittingly build up lots of static electricity
>I see an oogi walking through the shag carpet, cutting through the strands of carpet like an explorer with a tiny machete
>she jumps as my shadow descends on her, her purple optics gazing up in fear
>"You shouldn't be doing that, oogi."
>I reach out to pick her up
>as my fingers get close, electricity visibly arcs between me and oogi
>oogi flies backwards and lands on her stomach, her buns sticking up in the air, smoking
>she doesn't get back up
>oogis from the nearby hive watch all this
>they run and hide in their little homes as I bring the oogi's body and dump it in their scrapheap
>already there are whispers of my godlike power over thunder and lightning
No.123669
Anonymous
Replies:>>123672
>>123662
Wow. Desperate for an M fix, huh?
No.123670
Anonymous
Image:173472542537.jpg(1,004kB, 1284x1234)6face6a227bf0d6e68db358a641809c8.jpg
>>123661
>>Tessa digs up her dead relatives and dresses her toys up with their clothing and hair
Tessa literally did nothing wrong.
>>Uzi has also killed drones and is even shown eating them in the ending credits
First time she was Frenzied from not eating anything, second time, the guy that head came from had already died from walking by V during one of her arguments with Lizzy over whether a given monster is hotter than N.
No.123671
Anonymous
Replies:>>123673>>123674>>123682
Image:173472589827.png(8kB, 387x454)46fe315b05e8c0b5f1045c65e397feba.png
Oo?
No.123672
Anonymous
Replies:>>123675
>>123669
I tried a saline IV drip and it didn't do shit, so yes
No.123673
Anonymous
Image:173472596464.jpg(84kB, 1024x1004)1719569216535618m.jpg
>>123671
No.123674
Anonymous
>>123671
The cookie is secretly a Midget Drone in disguise
No.123675
Anonymous
Replies:>>123676
Image:173472605371.jpg(71kB, 960x538)Spoiler image
>>123672
Well too bad.
No.123676
Anonymous
Image:173472614980.jpg(84kB, 1170x934)fr.jpg
>>123675
Dang. Worth a shot.
No.123677
Anonymous
Replies:>>123710
>>123645
V, J and Nori must be in evil.
No.123678
Anonymous
Replies:>>123680>>123730
>>123646
Impossible. Loyal humans sentinel drones would have stopped them.
No.123679
Anonymous
>>123666
That many? Surely that's too many. He needs to speedrun through the milestones, he's a gamer so he can pull it off.
I feel it in my creaking bones.
No.123680
Anonymous
Replies:>>123683
Image:173472648731.png(200kB, 1600x1024)b37d04394fed441048c6954fb1f40a19 2.png
>>123678
>he doesn’t recognize the house of cards tumbling down
No.123681
Anonymous
>>123668
Nice Oogi green, anon.
No.123682
Anonymous
Replies:>>123685
>>123671
For Christmas, I've given my oogi tribe a variety of preserverd fruits and nuts, as well as a fireman calendar featuring JCJ's entire lineup of male disassembly drones in compromising positions.
No.123683
Anonymous
Replies:>>123698
>>123680
>"Comrade general, our base has been attacked by hundreds of K clones! What are your orders?!"
>"Sit down and finish your salad, captain"
>"Wh... WHAT?! But comrade general, they'll kill us all!"
>"Captain, Harper just got back from a mission. I don't think she'll be happy about her brief moment of rest being so rudely interrupted"
>"But there's a hundred of them! We've got to do something!"
>"Hmm, yes, captain, you're right, we must do something: let's pray for the souls of these idiots"
No.123684
Anonymous
Replies:>>123686>>123689>>123690>>123691>>123693>>123697>>123699>>123702>>123708>>123742>>123755
Image:173472761846.png(3.19MB, 2048x1536)IMG_7984.png
GUYS THEY FINISHED THE TF2 COMIC
No.123685
Anonymous
Replies:>>123694>>123704
>>123682
>Neither Eye nor N and H remember ever posing for this calendar.
>Meanwhile MG is whistling inconspicuously with wads of cash flooding his pockets.
>He kicks an AIgen machine under a table
No.123686
Anonymous
Replies:>>123687
>>123684
does the ending suck? does it follow that leaked outline?
No.123687
Anonymous
Replies:>>123688
>>123686
1. I can’t speak for everyone, but most anons in the /co/ thread about it seemed to have liked it
2. There was a leaked outline?
No.123688
Anonymous
Replies:>>123692
>>123687
iirc at one point one of the artists who worked on the comics revealed how the final issue would go. the ending involved cavemen.
No.123689
Anonymous
>>123684
everyone go read it right the fuck now or you'll get spoiled
No.123690
Anonymous
>>123684
It's been- what- a decade or more?
No.123691
Anonymous
>>123684
I'll wait for the Russian translation.

I find the Russian translation funnier than the original.
No.123692
Anonymous
Replies:>>123696
>>123688
Link?
No.123693
Anonymous
>>123684
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.123694
Anonymous
Replies:>>123695>>123704
>>123685
>implying MG doesn't have a duplicate of every male DD's wig and clothing so he can commit fraud and pose for a dozen sexy calendar shots each year
No.123695
Anonymous
>>123694
I mean there's also that.
No.123696
Anonymous
>>123692
nvm I'm stupid, I got two different things from a summary video mixed up. one of the main artists talked about continuing the comic at one point, and an anonymous leaker laid out the plot on 4chan and for some reason people believed him.
here's the vid if you're curious: What Happened To The Final TF2 Comic?youtube thumb
No.123697
Anonymous
Image:173472904493.jpg(70kB, 820x891)Sad Jobber.jpg
>>123684
>that ending
Fuuuuuuccccccccc
No.123698
Anonymous
>>123683
>”Comrade General, Harper’s taking the enemy on”
>”I knew she was gonna save us!”
>”She’s taking them on, 8 at a time! In her hands, her mouth, every known orifice and then some!”
>”We’re saved!”
>”They’ve been going for hours, and she’s still performing! She’s sucking them all dry, it’s amazing!”
>”Like a street walker in Amsterdam. She’s a natural!”
>”Harper’s grappling with the enemy in all positions, just like we taught her.”
>”She’s the finest I’ve ever seen in jizz jutsu, never leaving a single drop of ours undrank. If she can take the entire Sentinel base, like she does every weekend, she’ll have no problem milking these Disassembly drones!”
>In fact, they’re spitroasting her
No.123699
Anonymous
>>123684
Peak
No.123700
Anonymous
Replies:>>123701>>123703
Image:173472976089.jpg(114kB, 836x652)IMG_7985.jpeg
Would you touch a proto-DD’s back holes?
No.123701
Anonymous
>>123700
If she wants it too.
No.123702
Anonymous
>>123684
Godtier conclusion
The Korean won joke was really funny because it's true
No.123703
Anonymous
>>123700
Beck hole
No.123704
Anonymous
Replies:>>123705>>123707
>>123685
>>123694
>I'm not a whore...
>But when I am I get paid well for it
No.123705
Anonymous
Replies:>>123707
>>123704
>FeMG has a DronlyFans
No.123706
Anonymous
Replies:>>123709>>123746
Image:173473085682.jpg(445kB, 1927x1080)172749465079.jpg
>>123661
I agree with most, not 100% on Alice tho.
I can see why you'd think she killed and ate drones, given her happy chopping of Amda, but there's two reasons for why she (imo) most most likely did not kill any WD, be it by Sentinel or herself.
First, the 029 scene at the start of 6 takes place during the core collapse or rather shortly after, not close to 6. Reasons for this are:
>Lights flickering out, they are never seen on in 6 either, probably due to some progressive damage from the core blast having gotten to them by then(likely minutes or at most an hour after collapse I assume)
>Office is filled with bodies, no WDs laying around in 6
>How should 029 and others have survived that long in the first place? They all didn't have the survival skills for that, if Alice were hunting them it'd look even worse. No way they survived long enough for Alice to figure out how she can use the Sentinels via doors, not to mention the implied 20 years till shortly before 6
Second reason, besides lack of evidence for Alice's potential murdering and evidence being there against it:
>Alice's attitude towards Uzi is telling
>Why such excitement upon Uzi's awakening?
>Alice left N unattended, a DD, to wait for Uzi
>High interest and besides restraining no serious ill will
>Had Alice already been used to killing WDs and by doing so having encountered several living ones in her 20 years this attitude would be different, Uzi would be nothing special
>Note this was before finding out any Nori relation/Uzi being a witch

Now I know why you think she'd have killed others, the narrative methods don't help Alice (like the placement of the intro with Amda/Amda being on Alice's table), and it looks like they wanted to make it look like Alice killed WDs, but in all fairness everything they show is explitcitly evidences that this is NOT THE CASE.
Maybe it was Liam's idea to make her a serial killer, but intention doesn't matter if the execution shows a completely different situation. It is IMPLIED Alice is a killer, but only due to subtle narrative choices, it is PROVEN and SHOWN that this is on one hand logistically very questionable and makes the Uzi scene weird. Having Alice not be a WD killer makes her treatment of Uzi make sense, were she a killer the only reason Uzi would have been listened to and prioritized (a DD can also whine if you think Alice kept Uzi only for torture, a DD even regenerates so way more fun with torturing that one instead of a WD////) would be plot armor, which we already have enough cases of.

Or just look at this face
No.123707
Anonymous
>>123705
>>123704
He plays both sides.
Ever since he got turned into a Drone life has been looking up
No.123708
Anonymous
>>123684
Holy shit, it finally here
No.123709
Anonymous
Image:173473094083.gif(2.37MB, 498x332)1722547691849466.gif
>>123706
I forgot how beautiful that shot is
No.123710
Anonymous
Replies:>>123716
>>123677
Why Nori? Because she wants to be a wolfgirl?
No.123711
Anonymous
Replies:>>123712>>123713
>MG invites Anon to help him with a “photo shoot”
>steamy twinkbot sex in various different cosplay outfits
No.123712
Anonymous
>>123711
Drew eet
No.123713
Anonymous
>>123711
>He does in fact sell the photos afterwards too
>That was the whole point, after all
>It's necessary to beat his archrival MS, Mega Straight, calendar
No.123714
Anonymous
Replies:>>123715
We're done, aren't' we?
No.123715
Anonymous
>>123714
This is a common misconception, we’re actually “just getting started”
No.123716
Anonymous
>>123710
Even though she was a team of good, her character reminds me of J for some reason.

Seriously, they seem a little similar to me.
No.123717
Anonymous
Replies:>>123728
Even if /md/ dies, I know that when Liam releases a new show, we'll all meet again, anons.
No.123718
Anonymous
Replies:>>123719>>123720>>123722>>123726
>Be drunk and lazy
>Order delivery food.
>Accidentally tap the "buy my driver too!" option.
>Don't even notice until it's too late.
>Now I'm eating my sloppy kebob with a robot staring at me and she won't leave.
What do I do?
No.123719
Anonymous
Replies:>>123761
>>123718
did you offer her some kebab?
No.123720
Anonymous
Replies:>>123761
>>123718
Buy an N to help you eat the extra drone. He can also keep you company on Friday nights, loser.
No.123721
Anonymous
Replies:>>123724
On my god stop dooming everything’s fine
No.123722
Anonymous
Replies:>>123761
>>123718
Hug her, she'll be the only being that won't leave you in your miserable life.
No.123723
Anonymous
Replies:>>123724
Image:173473214532.gif(1.83MB, 292x252)173447587231.gif
Oh my goood, like for real~
No.123724
Anonymous
>>123723
>>123721
Fml
No.123725
Anonymous
Replies:>>123727>>123729>>123771
Image:173473230859.png(1.09MB, 2908x2044)IMG_1021.png
No.123726
Anonymous
Replies:>>123761
>>123718
Ask her if she has any talents like dance or something - dinner and a show
Then take her to bed for use as a nice space heater down by your feet
No.123727
Anonymous
Image:173473294656.jpg(45kB, 691x852)@RunnerArt30.jpg
>>123725
>Nullplay
>Leaking tail
>Threesome with J as bottom
Absolutely exquisite
No.123728
Anonymous
Replies:>>123731
>>123717
Will we reunite at /md/ or will we make a new board for it?
No.123729
Anonymous
>>123725
:P
No.123730
Anonymous
Replies:>>123733>>123736>>123747
>>123678
Harper isn't loyal to humanity.
She's loyal to the good in the world
No.123731
Anonymous
Replies:>>123735
>>123728
I think we'll meet on /co/ first, then come back here and maybe ask Black Hand to rename our board from /md/ to /Liam/ or something like that.

I'd like that, it would show generational continuity.
No.123732
Anonymous
>>123568
I unironically wished that Liam pulled a Madness Combat and drop the goofy joke shit as the series goes on.
No.123733
Anonymous
Replies:>>123745>>123787
>>123730
An army of drones psychopaths with a vast array of different mental abnormalities is a good according to her? She'd kill them all, if not for the defence of humanity, then out of compassion.
No.123734
Anonymous
Replies:>>123753
>>123636
I have legitimately no idea who this is
>>123638
>Way too similar to the Solver
No? The Solver only sought to destroy and could easily be defeated by being eaten. It never attempted any of that shit
No.123735
Anonymous
>>123731
Nta but I doubt anyone's going back to /co/ these days
Also we should stay /md/ forever
No.123736
Anonymous
Replies:>>123787
>>123730
Harper eligible for matrix of leadership??
No.123737
Anonymous
Replies:>>123741
drones going into heat
No.123738
Anonymous
Replies:>>123743>>123744
What is the design purpose of not giving a robot feet?
No.123740
Anonymous
>>123568
The epic Lovecraft bacon narwhal stuff detracted from the show.
No.123741
Anonymous
>>123737
coolant
No.123742
Anonymous
Replies:>>123755
>>123684
I love the ending
No.123743
Anonymous
>>123738
>"Just for lulz"
No.123744
Anonymous
Replies:>>123748
>>123738
The female DD pegs? Sounding
No.123745
Anonymous
>>123733
Probably?
No.123746
Anonymous
Replies:>>124073
>>123706
You make fair points but it's impossible to know for sure in the end because so much got changed along with giving Alice so little screentime to shine. There's evidence supporting both ends but without official confirmation from Liam I guess it will remain up in the air.
No.123747
Anonymous
Replies:>>123749>>123787
>>123730
If Harper were good, she'd wipe out the Sentinel drones and stop delaying the inevitable demise of humanity
No.123748
Anonymous
Image:173473515478.png(262kB, 1412x1080)sounding.png
>>123744
>my reaction when an IRS drone tells me my taxes are overdue and pulls out my dick from my pants before aligning her foot with it
No.123749
Anonymous
>>123747
>Harper wants what’s best for everyone but gets tricked by Tzeentch into achieving her goals by harmful means, eventually losing her digital soul and becoming a daemon princess
No.123750
Anonymous
Replies:>>123751>>123752>>123754>>123759>>124082
Image:173473572013.png(203kB, 867x934)mlemming.png
Why not program humanophilia into all the drones? If the drones want to fuck us, they won't kill us.
No.123751
Anonymous
>>123750
because the Absolute Solver is kinda retarded
No.123752
Anonymous
>>123750
Uuuuuooooggghhhhhhhhh, L tongue
No.123753
Anonymous
>>123734
Pretty much the only difference between your AI idea and the Solver is that your AI is harder to defeat by virtue of not having a main host
No.123754
Anonymous
Replies:>>123757
>>123750
Kissies
No.123755
Anonymous
Replies:>>123758>>123767
>>123684
>>123742
I liked the ending, but I can't help, but feel disappointed. I feel like they were really setting something up with Olivia being some big mastermind or some shit, only for her just to be a normal person that leaves. It makes me sad, because there's literally no potential for a 3rd game, not that they were ever going to dare count to 3, but still. Also, what was up with those weird statues and that futuristic looking soldier in the Administrator base, infact, what the fuck was that building entirely?
No.123756
Anonymous
Can a nigga get a wholesome L lewd green
No.123757
Anonymous
>>123754
>shy worker drone kisses with blushing and snuggling
>sloppy disassembly drone kisses with lots of licking and lapping at you face & neck
>sensual sentinel drone kisses where you get silently picked up and have a tongue shoved down your throat while you’re pressed against their chassis
>mind bending hyper drone kisses that last longer than time and happen in every universe simultaneously
No.123758
Anonymous
>>123755
>there's literally no potential for a 3rd game
Saxton Hale left his arms company in control of two men- one blue, one red.
No.123759
Anonymous
>>123750
mmm mouthplay
No.123760
Anonymous
Replies:>>123762>>123764>>123765
Image:173473711096.jpg(249kB, 2048x2048)GWSrtbWXoAAgbrV.jpg
I'm the last man who still loves Uzi
No.123761
Anonymous
Replies:>>123763
>>123719
She's just staring at it with a slightly disgusting look on her face so I finished it.
>>123720
I don't even think I can afford this one.
>>123722
I dunno I'm drunk as hell and now covered in kebab, probably not a good idea.
>>123726
Anon she's a person I can't just pick her up and take her to bed and -
She was reading this over my shoulder and she just locked herself in the closet.
No.123762
Anonymous
>>123760
You soon will be nonexistent just like the rest when N finds you. Only he and he alone can love Uzi
No.123763
Anonymous
Replies:>>123784
>>123761
>just locked herself in the closet
Oh, this is like that "coming out" thing that my N tried to do the other day
Silly goose, he wasn't even in the closet to begin with!

Just go ahead and rattle the doorknob real hard, drones love loud shouting
No.123764
Anonymous
Replies:>>123765>>123766
Image:173473777339.png(430kB, 508x395)GV1j3maXwAAIAYY.png
>>123760
Is it just me, or is "Human" Uzi here a robot who just looks like a human? I see some robot parts sticking out of her dismembered arm she's going to smack Human(?) V with.
No.123765
Anonymous
>>123764
>>123760
Wa8t, shit, that's someone else's arm. She still seems to have robot parts on her arm from her silicone or possibly cloned skin being damaged tho.
No.123766
Anonymous
Replies:>>123768
>>123764
The real question here is, does Human V wear pants?
No.123767
Anonymous
>>123755
other mercenary teams
turns out its an entire mercenary organization, and our team is one of the losers
we've seen ye olde merc team, tf2 team, and tfc team
No.123768
Anonymous
Replies:>>123769
>>123766
Yeah. Unlike Robot V, Human V does have nudity to cover up.
No.123769
Anonymous
Replies:>>123770
>>123768
Unless, now bare with me. Since these ones are robots, there is nothing down there. It's a Ken Doll
No.123770
Anonymous
Replies:>>123772
>>123769
We don't know if Human V is a robot or a human. Schrodinger's Anime V.
No.123771
Anonymous
Replies:>>123778
Image:173473823640.png(118kB, 900x830)1696787252617105.png
>>123725
This has given me an idea that I desperately want to write, but at the same time have no idea on how it would actually play out.
No.123772
Anonymous
>>123770
We do know that she's atleast a twitch streamer
No.123773
Anonymous
Replies:>>123774>>123775>>123777>>123781>>123782>>123785>>123790
>That Guy Got Banned By Blackhand
>The Threads Have Been More Peaceful
>Basically Zero Fighting At All
Holy shit...was it unironically one guy this entire time?
No.123774
Anonymous
Replies:>>123776
>>123773
A parasite that wanted to control this place because he has an almost para social relationship with it.
No.123775
Anonymous
>>123773
Maybe? It could also be that they all just left. Though I am heavily doubting that.
No.123776
Anonymous
Replies:>>123790
>>123774
Hope he gets the mental help he needs, sounds like he really needs a therapist
No.123777
Anonymous
>>123773
Ancient Anon theorists say "Yes", it was all a single psychotic bozo who was sperging out
I'd take slower threads any day over half of each one being a retarded toddler tantrum thrown by a single overgrown baby
No.123778
Anonymous
Replies:>>123780
>>123771
What is that idea? Uzi and N having an immoral makeout session?
No.123779
Anonymous
Image:173473885817.jpg(132kB, 1000x1200)173470114249.jpeg
No.123780
Anonymous
>>123778
The idea was that both Uzi and J have a crush on N. The problem is that both are tsundere, and try to get N to notice their crush. They both know about each others crush on him, and it wordlessly turns into a contest on who can get N to notice their crush first. However N's dense and never notices their feelings.
No.123781
Anonymous
Replies:>>123805
Image:173473902675.png(1.12MB, 2388x1668)IMG_8022.png
>>123773
Every time
No.123782
Anonymous
Replies:>>123783>>123790
>>123773
We can only hope that once his ban expires the self-proclaimed community pillar will have moved on to become someone else's problem
No.123783
Anonymous
>>123782
Why does he even get a ban that expires? Permaban him.
No.123784
Anonymous
>>123763
I don't really have the energy to shout, maybe tomorrow. I threw some blankets and a pillow in there and said goodnight and the floor is nice and cool so I'll sleep here.
No.123785
Anonymous
Replies:>>123786
>>123773
Been out of the loop, Who got axed?
No.123786
Anonymous
Replies:>>123789>>123792>>123810>>123943
>>123785
Guy who was posting fluffy greens masquerading as oogi greens and pavo raping kids, got banned for posting a festering crotchwound full of maggots
No.123787
Anonymous
Replies:>>123788>>123801
>>123747
>>123733
>>123736
Harper's morality is simple.
She doesn't care who or what you are, only what you're doing.
If there was an evil human, she'd deal with it.
No.123788
Anonymous
Replies:>>123797>>123809
>>123787
So would she help or prevent Elf from nuking Holly's space station lab?
No.123789
Anonymous
>>123786
They always do this eventually, they can’t help it, it’s pathological, if a threadshitter doesn’t get they’re daily dose of (you)s they get withdrawals and start posting shock content, if they keep getting ignored they post more and more extreme content until they inevitably get banned
No.123790
Anonymous
Replies:>>123793>>123794
>>123773
has there been an edited fluffy green since he got banned? because if so that's just another in his almost comical list of known and suspected offenses
>>123776
yeah, dude has serious issues. if his tragic backstory is true I feel sorry for him but it doesn't excuse him being a total psychopath
>>123782
In a perfect world, he'd just move on. but he's almost certainly gonna come right back more miserable than before, and there's a decent chance he's still reading through these threads while he can't participate and just seething
No.123791
Anonymous
Do you think we can do a charisma rating/ranking of the characters or is that too subjective?
No.123792
Anonymous
Replies:>>123795>>123804
>>123786
Hold the fuck on, I know about that whole oogi and pavo thing. But when the fuck did that crotchwound thing happen?
No.123793
Anonymous
>>123790
There hasn't been one at all and I check these threads daily
No.123794
Anonymous
Replies:>>123814
>>123790
NTA but what was his backstory? When it happened it got deleted too fast for me and most to read it.
No.123795
Anonymous
Replies:>>123799
>>123792
Two days ago
No.123796
Anonymous
Replies:>>123798>>123821>>123851
Image:173474045218.png(149kB, 1000x1011)172453653647.png
Oh well. Who gives a toss about the schizo.

Post Doil.
No.123797
Anonymous
Replies:>>123809>>123813>>123858
>>123788
She'd help Elf sort it out.
>Go inside
>Kill everyone evil
>Put the experiments out of their misery
No.123798
Anonymous
Image:173474053786.gif(2.21MB, 960x960)Doll Dancing.gif
>>123796
No.123799
Anonymous
>>123795
Wait, I was here two days ago. I think I need to stop skipping through the thread and actually start paying attention to the bullshit that happens here.
No.123800
Anonymous
Replies:>>123802>>123803>>123807>>123808
Elf requires correction.
No.123801
Anonymous
Image:173474061564.jpg(516kB, 905x674)IMG_8024.jpeg
>>123787
She is worthy…
No.123802
Anonymous
>>123800
Agreed. The only question is what type of correction would be most suitable?
No.123803
Anonymous
>>123800
With hugs and uppies!
No.123804
Anonymous
Replies:>>123806>>123816>>123943
>>123792
That was the incident that got him banned for only a month sadly, hope it becomes permanent
>>120842
>>120845
>>120914
>>120922
>>120937
>>121046 (Black Hand Smitting The Wicked)
No.123805
Anonymous
Replies:>>123811
>>123781
but honey is very viscous and doesn't flow very well
No.123806
Anonymous
>>123804
Damn, I fucking missed some heavy shit, kinda sad that he only got banned for a month. Well on the bright side, if all goes well we don't have to still with any bullshit during this time.
No.123807
Anonymous
Replies:>>123815>>123830
Image:173474082166.jpg(209kB, 1080x1315)Tasty Elf.jpg
>>123800
>"Burp*
Don't worry I took care of it
No.123808
Anonymous
>>123800
this. I'm starting to think she doesn't even know human history, she completely failed this test on WW2, and her creative writing assignments are all repetitive and concerningly anti-human
No.123809
Anonymous
Replies:>>123818
Image:173474087402.jpg(1.22MB, 1319x1407)IMG_8026.jpeg
>>123788
>>123797
Would Elf & Harper join the resistance with Johnny & V?
The Demolitronyoutube thumb
No.123810
Anonymous
Replies:>>123812>>123819
>>123786
Y'know I initially gave them the benefit of the doubt but considering that here hasn't been any new pseudo-fluffy Oogi greentexts since they were banned I think it's safe to say that it really was one primary threadshitter behind it all
No.123811
Anonymous
>>123805
MILK and honey, like, mixed together
No.123812
Anonymous
>>123810
Its always one guy, or a small organized group, I don’t think there’s ever been a genuine, grass roots, non manufactured serious problem on the threads
No.123813
Anonymous
Replies:>>123818
>>123797
Damn, Harper and Elf against the world. With Elf having overwhelming ranged superiority and Harper covering her massive weakpoint they will become unstoppable!
Until Holly just presses the killswitch
No.123814
Anonymous
>>123794
he said he had a psychotic mom who did some genuinely horrible shit, but then he went on to say that she was part of a leftist cult tied to assassinations and that's why he hates the gays that control the government
No.123815
Anonymous
>>123807
😋 Tasty
No.123816
Anonymous
Replies:>>123817>>123819
>>123804
Damn, Blackhand is extremely based but on the other hand, What's stopping him from evading again but not announcing it this time?
No.123817
Anonymous
>>123816
I'm assuming that Black Hand has access to IPs so he may be able to locate him again
No.123818
Anonymous
Replies:>>123836
Image:173474149783.png(415kB, 464x429)1533436262533.png
>>123813
>>123809
>Harper just asks Elf to ride on her back
>Uploads self into her old WD body
>Cyberpunk 2077 OST - The Rebel Path (Cello Version)youtube thumb
No.123819
Anonymous
Replies:>>123943
>>123810
if I've got my facts straight, pillar kun:
>screamed at any mention of Jessa
>screamed at any mention of Pavo
>made the Pavo child rape green
>was the loafposter
>was the fluffyposter
>screamed at any mention of pocketsteaks because he made Jane and Bonnie
>went on schizophrenic rants about the gays
>posted IRL shock shit "for a giggle"
anything I'm missing?
>>123816
being physically incapable of not starting shit.
No.123820
Anonymous
Replies:>>123822>>123823>>123832>>123841>>123842
Image:173474152474.jpg(334kB, 1944x1920)Choccy milk.jpeg
God, I really wanna try my hand at writing a green. But the problem is that they just feel so restrictive with their character limit.
No.123821
Anonymous
Replies:>>123824>>123825
Image:173474162272.jpg(58kB, 1284x1275)22ie8qzx6wvd1.jpg
>>123796
The pre-shadow design for ghost Doll
No.123822
Anonymous
Replies:>>123827
>>123820
you can just post multiple parts y'know
No.123823
Anonymous
Replies:>>123826
>>123820
>Character limit
There isn't one here on plus.
No.123824
Anonymous
Replies:>>123835>>123863
>>123821
>doll lives
>season 2 NEVER EVER to elaborate on it
I was mad. I'm still mad. I'm going to continue being mad.
No.123825
Anonymous
Replies:>>123829
>>123821
do you think Doll became a ghost because her consciousness was added to the solver and then Uzi, or is it just something that happens to all solver hosts?
No.123826
Anonymous
Replies:>>123833
>>123823
there is actually, it's just longer
No.123827
Anonymous
Replies:>>123837
>>123822
ye, I know. But like, I hate splitting stuff up into multiple parts.
No.123828
Anonymous
Replies:>>123831>>123834>>123849>>123855>>123865>>123867
Image:173474190756.png(482kB, 1500x1516)Illustration22.png
moar n for the pile
No.123829
Anonymous
>>123825
>or is it just something that happens to all solver hosts?
We can rule this out since Yeva's corpse never does anything.
No.123830
Anonymous
>>123807
HOW COULD YOU?!?!
No.123831
Anonymous
>>123828
Peen
No.123832
Anonymous
>>123820
You've got at least 6k characters here
No.123833
Anonymous
>>123826
Okay then here's what you do! Seperate the green into parts, alot of people do that
No.123834
Anonymous
Replies:>>123838
>>123828
Gonna kiss him
No.123835
Anonymous
>>123824
>>doll lives
Ghosts aren't live.
No.123836
Anonymous
>>123818
>tfw part of the resistance
>tfw fight against the corps, the federation AND the Solver
>tfw deliver aid to civilians effected by the Solver wars under the nose of the corps
>tfw steal data from corp bases before blowing them to smithereens
>tfw liberate drones and other sentient robots from slavery & serfdom
>tfw my friends are are a ragtag assortment of robots, humans and aliens from across space all bound together by an inextinguishable desire to do good and help people

This is a good idea for a faction
What OCs would align themselves with the resistance?
No.123837
Anonymous
Replies:>>123840>>123866
>>123827
You to compromise friend or you'll never get anything done. I hope you manage to get over this, because I'm curious as to what you want to write
No.123838
Anonymous
>>123834
TRUE
No.123839
Anonymous
Image:173474242922.png(1.03MB, 1887x2155)5582cd24dae73eeab2912da17737e853.png
We at Calibern Labs have heard your feedback and have begun correcting the Elf immediately.
No.123840
Anonymous
>>123837
To me, the character limit is a challenge on how well I do on being restricted on how much I can write. Because I am used to writing like 6 pages on a google doc.
No.123841
Anonymous
Replies:>>123866
>>123820
>t. Writefriend who has written numerous greentexts
While the character limit is certainly an intimidating hurdle (especially for those used to writing long-form Stuff) I would personally argue that anonymous greentext is one of the easiest ways to practice short-form story telling for those seeking to give it a try!
No.123842
Anonymous
Replies:>>123866
>>123820
Character limit is around 4k-6k
No.123843
Anonymous
Replies:>>123844>>123846>>123847>>123850>>123854
Image:173474287233.png(1.73MB, 3869x4096)Domesticated N.PNG
No.123844
Anonymous
Image:173474296972.jpg(93kB, 1636x1179)mlem.jpg
>>123843
A mouth made for mleming
No.123846
Anonymous
>>123843
h-hot...
No.123847
Anonymous
>>123843
>"A knife."
>The dumb blonde has nary a second to react as it pierces her skull.

>Don't worry, she's fine. Turns out being that unconcerned woth death in this greentext makes you immune to it.
>Though the knife is firmly lodged in her head now.
>Good topic of conversation most days. Awkward inconvenience when getting dressed.
No.123848
Anonymous
Replies:>>123852>>123866
>>123845 (me)
ALRIGHT! THAT IS THE MAXIMUM CHARACTER LIMIT FOR POSTS
No.123849
Anonymous
Replies:>>123855
Image:173474305116.jpg(59kB, 720x719)N give you chonky molk.jpg
>>123828
>N is too scared to "put it in"
>He opts to safely glide his Eldritch prehensile penis across (You)r lower body
>When N is close to climax (You) can simply stroke him until he's satisfied
No.123850
Anonymous
>>123843
The proper way to get things out of your N's mouth is to stuff your hand in and probe for the object he ate
No.123851
Anonymous
>>123796
SEXOOOOOOO
No.123852
Anonymous
Replies:>>123853
>>123848
What's the count?
No.123853
Anonymous
Replies:>>123860
>>123852
7104
No.123854
Anonymous
Replies:>>123856>>123857
Image:173474337607.jpg(56kB, 1953x1357)1698331283968950.jpg
>>123843
>you look inside
>a pillbaby's terrified LEDs shine in the darkness of N's throat, slowly sinking away
>N continues to smile
No.123855
Anonymous
>>123828
>>123849
Settle down, femanon.
No.123856
Anonymous
Replies:>>123859
Image:173474347899.png(127kB, 394x366)DO NOT POST ON BOORU; Edited Art Not Mine.png
>>123854
Don't worry folks! It was just Pill!Anon! No one innocent was lost
No.123857
Anonymous
>>123854
>"they had a buffet at the hospital!"
No.123858
Comrade General
Replies:>>123972
>>123797
There is an evil that must be done. Like, for example, blowing up a Tsar bomb over a city full of civilians because the solver mutants have surrounded it and won't allow an evacuation, dooming all civilians to become part of an army of mutants and condemning them to constant physical and mental torment.

Harper is kind, not dumb.
No.123859
Anonymous
>>123856
>Pill!Anon, having had enough of this feminine debauchery decides to exert all his effort into getting out.
>By the power of sheer will and some undigested gelignite, he bursts out of N's chest like a cannonball and clocks femanon straight on the noggin, knocking her out.
>Once again the day is saved by Pill!Anon.
No.123860
Anonymous
Replies:>>123861>>123862
>>123853
Curious. When I was trying to post the first big Stone green, it was stopping me at 5k for some reason
No.123861
Anonymous
Replies:>>123868
>>123860
Spaces? I have absolutely no idea
No.123862
Anonymous
Replies:>>123868
>>123860
This counts as a character >
No.123863
Anonymous
>>123824
The Amazing World of Gumball got a season 7, so there's still a chance.
No.123864
Anonymous
Replies:>>123872
my local police station is having one of those gun turn-in/buyback programs and instead of just taking the guns afterwards or whatever they usually do with them they're feeding them to a grunt
I don't have a gun or anything but it's fun to sit out front and watch
No.123865
Anonymous
>>123828
>"N, if you do this, I'll kill myself! I swear to God, I'll fucking shoot myself!"
>Heterosexual anon continued to scream, but N didn't listen to him.
No.123866
Anonymous
>>123848
>>123845
>>123842
>>123841
>>123837
You know what? I think maybe later or tomorow I might give writing a green a shot. Can't promise anything, but I'll try.
No.123867
Anonymous
Replies:>>123869
>>123828
Now do this but with FemN and I'll give you this trophy 🏆
No.123868
Anonymous
>>123861
A very big possibility
>>123862
That I know, app I use accounts for the arrows though. Not sure about spaces however
No.123869
Anonymous
Replies:>>123870
>>123867
>"Timesplitters Arcade League Pro...all gold..."
>Read the femanon aloud.
>"Whoops, wrong trophy."
>Anon chucks the old trophy away. The sound of an irate prussian can be heard from the streets below. As if they had been struck by a useless piece of brass.
>The new trophy stands flawlessly in his hands.
>"The 'drawfag who appeals to my tastes' award..."
No.123870
Anonymous
Image:173474494246.png(820kB, 661x742)me likey.png
>>123869
My actual plan
No.123871
Anonymous
Replies:>>123877>>123879>>123882>>123883>>123888>>123892>>123961
Alright. Get this
>You can time travel to any point in the show
>HOWEVER!
>You can not directly influence things, so no walking up and spoiling the entire plot or story to Uzi or Nori and no preventing deaths
>However! You can very subtly influence things to change by placing any object or removing one, no you can't place a letter spoiling the story either
What do?
No.123872
Anonymous
Replies:>>123873
>>123864
I hope you're not buying guns from gangsters to give them to eat this fat drone.
No.123873
Anonymous
Replies:>>123874
>>123872
nta but i always make some dogshit slamfire tubes to get the gift cards and feed the grunts
the way to her heart is through her mouth, after all
No.123874
Anonymous
>>123873
can't blame you, they really fill out those uniforms nicely
No.123875
Anonymous
I wish there was a Murder Drones yulelog, I know it sounds ridiculous. But just like backgrounds from the show or weird scenes with Christmas music over it
No.123876
Anonymous
Image:173474550992.jpg(177kB, 1158x1200)IMG_8037.jpeg
Some of you
No.123877
Anonymous
>>123871
I'll kiss Khan at the pilot episode. It won't change anything, so I can.
No.123878
Anonymous
Replies:>>124275
>Be you
>Own a Midget Drone
>Name her Carrie as a joke about making her haul your shit around
>Decide to introduce her to gaming
>She's actually cracked
>She carries the entire team
>Start using her as a team member to climb ranked
>Eventually reach Diamond with some of the most dogshit matchmaking you've ever had
>Hear a tiny explosion from Carrie
>Message is flashing on her screen as she's completely locked in place - "You are carrying too much already and are overencumbered!"
No.123879
Anonymous
>>123871
yoink uzis railgun
stay in school kiddo
No.123880
Anonymous
Replies:>>123881
Image:173474563928.jpg(131kB, 1018x1024)first-meme-ive-seen-if-this-game.jpg
Bonnie...
No.123881
Anonymous
Replies:>>123884
>>123880
wrong woman, post abby >:(
No.123882
Anonymous
>>123871
Easy choice
>Place a duplicate copy of the Cabin Fever Patch amongst Nori's collection at Outpost 3
>In all likelihood it is overlooked during the event of the show so it changes nothing
>It is only Post-Canon when Nori is back rummaging through her old belongings that this comes into play
What happens afterwards is for (You) to decide!
No.123883
Anonymous
Replies:>>123886
>>123871
easy, move Cyn's dead body to somewhere Tessa will find it before the solver gets to her
No.123884
Anonymous
Replies:>>123885>>123893>>123909
Image:173474589527.jpg(29kB, 289x450)450.jpg
>>123881
will never get over that Pillar kuns only real positive contribution to the threads is being the meme inspiration that kickstarted Abby development because he hated Jane lol
No.123885
Anonymous
Replies:>>123887
>>123884
Need ruleswife…
No.123886
Anonymous
>>123883
A smart short-term solution, but assuming The Solver has been trying to reach out to every improperly disassembled drone it's only a matter of time before it find another host
No.123887
Anonymous
Replies:>>123889>>123890
>>123885
>To fuck abby you need to fill out a form first
>She helps you through the process of signing, even telling you about the subtext and small text so youre not confused
>She is doing this very naked and very wet
No.123888
Anonymous
>>123871
Remove the [Null] that caused the core collapse.
No.123889
Anonymous
>>123887
SEXO
No.123890
Anonymous
Replies:>>123894
>>123887
In the HoDRverse she definitely gets to be head of the same department the IRS drones are in
No.123892
Anonymous
>>123871
I hide Uzi's railgun until the first Saturday morning after she resolves to go robo-vampire hunting. See what happens if she goes out while the DDs are asleep.
No.123893
Anonymous
>>123884
They look really similar....
No.123894
Anonymous
Replies:>>123897>>123954
>>123890
>Abby finally gets to be in charge of the skilled, disciplined team just like she's always wanted
>they're still sexual deviants
No.123895
Anonymous
Replies:>>123898>>123900
Image:173474680765.jpg(210kB, 1438x984)tumblr_4922aca2d2d7cdea68bd4c15d4210894_29fdb7ea_2048.jpg
Do you think working with Subject 002 was used a hazing ritual for new guys and/or a punishment assignment?
No.123896
Anonymous
Replies:>>123899>>123902>>123903>>123904>>123906
Image:173474685384.jpg(463kB, 1080x1578)The Abby.jpg
Why is she so perfect bros
No.123897
Anonymous
>>123894
>just when Anon thinks his new job at the federation Interstellar Revenue Service can’t get any crazier, what with the paperwork drones of all kinds trying to jump his bones, he gets called into the boss’s office
>he expects to find another drone but is pleasantly surprised to see a bespectacled human woman with floofy ginger hair
>before Anon can express how glad he is to have another human to confide in about “those crazy deviant robots” Abby begins to unbutton her suit
>he should have known
No.123898
Anonymous
>>123895
Punishment
No.123899
Anonymous
>>123896
>The abs are pencilled on.
No.123900
Anonymous
>>123895
Goblin
No.123901
Anonymous
Replies:>>123905>>123953>>124152
Why don't we have an entire AU/Greentext universe that just follows Cabin Fever researchers and Drones while they slowly develop the patch? I mean, it could be funny and serious at the same time
No.123902
Anonymous
>>123896
that ain't just a bush, it's a jungle
No.123903
Anonymous
>>123896
What if I simply proposed to Abby?
No.123904
Anonymous
Replies:>>123907>>123932
Image:173474741271.gif(470kB, 200x200)aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif
>>123896
>YWN fingerbang Abby's ginger pussy until she squirts
I was born almost a thousand years too early...
No.123905
Anonymous
Replies:>>123930
>>123901
>Dr. Caine and Jack the Intern, the banes of Amda's existence
No.123906
Anonymous
>>123896
Who was that one lewd Green of Abby and Bonnie at the gym?
No.123907
Anonymous
Replies:>>123910
>>123904
>always acts prudish about sex
>missionary position for procreation only type prudish
>but her façade isn't very convincing
>and if you end up in the sack with her she'll wanna try the wildest positions you've ever heard of
No.123908
Anonymous
Where's that one lewd green where Abby and Anon break a bed and get an infraction for disturbing the peace by fuckin
No.123909
Anonymous
Replies:>>123911
Image:173474772639.jpg(285kB, 1267x809)2c7f8881d66e9899a2c3328b07813b52.jpg
>>123884
he really was the pillar of the community
No.123910
Anonymous
Image:173474778232.png(29kB, 247x196)PAIN.png
>>123907
Ive had this thought that Mutant Abby's eyes could show her real feelings even if her drone face is doing the classic Vickers girl smile
No.123911
Anonymous
Replies:>>123928
>>123909
>Jane and Abby could have gotten along by sharing their nerdy niche interests and autism
im sad now
No.123912
Anonymous
Replies:>>123914>>123915
>Murder Drones but the Solver is self-conscious about its weight
No.123914
Anonymous
Replies:>>123915
>>123912
>and its uncertainty as to whether or not it was adopted
No.123915
Anonymous
Replies:>>123916>>123918>>123919
>>123912
>>123914
>"[Indecisive squeezing] Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?"
The million dollar question, anon.
Don't mess it up.
No.123916
Anonymous
Replies:>>123917
>>123915
>Yeah babe, in the good way
>I love your thick Solver ass
No.123917
You Fucked-Up Never Tell A Woman That Ever
Replies:>>123921
>>123916
>"So I Am Fat! YOU'RE CALLING ME FAT! [Angry Tone]"
No.123918
Anonymous
>>123915
>say nothing
>just eat her ass until she forgets what she was worrying about
No.123919
Anonymous
Replies:>>123922
>>123915
>she says this while wearing Louisa's skin
>anon begins to sweat
No.123921
Anonymous
Replies:>>123935
>>123917
>*doesn't respond, just motorboats her cheeks and bewbs*
Best solution is to ignore the Woman ☕ Moment™ and continue besexing her
No.123922
Anonymous
>>123919
unf lemme grab a handful of that Louisa pudge and make it a double helping with some of Martha's squish
No.123923
Anonymous
Replies:>>123924>>123926>>123950
Image:173474881259.jpg(170kB, 984x1363)big tessa.jpg
>Uzi, did I ever tell you about N? I fished him out of the trash after I saw his massive cock jutting out from the pile. That thing was huge. I sewed dresses for the other drones I repaired but for the first few months I had the little guy walk around the mansion naked with his schlong hanging out. It was cute how embarrassed he got. My dad used to trip over his dick all the time, that's why he hated drones. I think he also saw the little guy as a threat to his marriage, and I don't blame him. I know I heard him plapping Louisa behind closed doors a few times. Of course, I got my fair share of love from him as well. Have you seen his dick? It extends like a telescope, you could set it at any length you wanted up. I had to work my way up to full length but finally taking all 18 inches was the high point of my life. It's all been downhill from there. And he was a good friend.
No.123924
Anonymous
Replies:>>123970
Image:173474890419.jpg(419kB, 1280x1410)1723414124045309.jpg
>>123923
Anon, are you ok?
No.123926
Anonymous
Replies:>>123927
>>123923
Because this is actually The Solver talking, we have every right to believe that she's lying and in truth N has a micro penis
No.123927
Anonymous
>>123926
>she is lying
>N's dick is even BIGGER
No.123928
Anonymous
Replies:>>123929>>123933
>>123911
Jane put war before interests
Abby put interests before war
It was never meant to be anyways
No.123929
Anonymous
>>123928
More proof that Abby x Anon is the best ship for her
Either that or John Solid Snake, from the hit game "Metal Gear isn't the Only Thing Rising"
No.123930
Anonymous
>>123905
YES
MORE
No.123931
Anonymous
Replies:>>123934>>123939>>123942
I bought this new Beretta and have been trying to milk honey out of it, but it just tastes…off. I thought their honey was supposed to be sweet. Any other owners know if this is normal?
No.123932
Anonymous
>>123904
>Fingerbanging Abby ginger pussy EDGING her squirts while she tries to focus on paperwork
No.123933
Anonymous
Replies:>>123938
>>123928
Isnt that, exactly the opposite?
Jane was more focused on herself, bonnie, and herself to care for the war or her duty and before she knew it she couldnt care less about human lives and becoming a figurative monster
Abby was more about the war and her duty to form meaningful connections with other people, leading to her own isolation and bitterment leading to her becoming a literal monster
Theyre two sides of the same coin like all "hero" and "villain" (sometimes I wonder which is which) combo
No.123934
Anonymous
Replies:>>123937>>123941
>>123931
>Milk honey
>Out of Beretta
Anon, you realise that she is not a bugretta, right?
No.123935
Anonymous
>>123921
terrible idea
No.123936
Anonymous
Replies:>>123940>>123943>>123945
haven’t been lurking, can anyone give me the full story about what happened to the pillar guy and what’s been revealed? i know who he is but not anything from the last few days
No.123937
Anonymous
Replies:>>123941
>>123934
Nice try Beretta, now put on the cow print bikini
No.123938
Anonymous
Replies:>>123947
>>123933
plays into the uncertainty of jane
half the time she is shown as a brutal war criminal and the other time she is a victim
perhaps she is an unreliable narrator
No.123939
Anonymous
Replies:>>123944
>>123931
>Bought Beretta
Who the fuck sold her as a slave? Does Uzi know about this?
No.123940
Anonymous
>>123936
he wasn’t getting enough attention so he had a melty and posted shock images and got banned for a month
No.123941
Anonymous
>>123937
>>123934
>The effort is still wasted because A. Beretta is as flat as a door frame and B. She is too embarrassed to put it on.
>She rather deservedly teleports you face first into the snow outside.
>Pouting at her idiot of a BF for suggesting such a thing.
No.123942
Anonymous
>>123931
Where is the "honey" coming from?
You might be consuming Solver sexy secretions, an incredibly powerful aphrodisiac, from your gf
No.123943
Anonymous
>>123936
see
>>123819
>>123804
>>123786
No.123944
Anonymous
Replies:>>123946>>123948
>>123939
Negev escaped the psych ward, died her hair blonde, sold Beretta to space pirates and tried to take her place, Uzi didn’t notice for 3 weeks because she’s a bad mother
No.123945
Anonymous
>>123936
TL;DR
>Posted some obscene IRL shockbait
>Got a week long ban
>Blatantly ban evaded only to get a month long ban
No.123946
Anonymous
>>123944
>Space Pirates
Were they Drones? Did they somehow leave the Fortune system?
No.123947
Anonymous
Replies:>>123949
>>123938
Shes a brutal war criminal on the outside, victim of a cruel hopeless war where she desperately wants to protect one person on the inside.
To give an example: Assume youre an infected citizen and you go to the army for help, theres Jane, and before you know it youre being executed.
On the outside its very cruel, but internally theres no cure for you and assuming they bothered to help you eventually youd turn into a monster and infect more people.
Its just a dire circumstance.
No.123948
Anonymous
Replies:>>123951
Image:173475017890.jpg(96kB, 603x1232)1202671216782.jpg
>>123944
>space pirates
No.123949
Anonymous
>>123947
Marriage & impregnation
No.123950
Anonymous
>>123923
>Tessa keeps N naked for months
>she tells him it's because she doesn't know how to sew clothes for a boy
>this is, remarkably, somewhat true
>not in that she doesn't know how to sew boy's clothes, but that she has no idea how to make underwear that can accommodate his length and girth
>it's only after a series of sexual trysts with Louisa that N is finally given proper garments, much to Tessa's annoyance
No.123951
Anonymous
>>123948
SD-D leading a band of space pirates
No.123952
Anonymous
Replies:>>123959
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Deflates (You)r Drone
No.123953
Anonymous
Replies:>>123956>>123963>>123977
>>123901
You could unrionically make 8 episodes of that. Slower pacing yeah, but there'x be enough violence mystery and AS exploration going on for it to still be in line with MD tonewise.
We'd have humans, but no DDs (actually present DDs) and enough cute drones / vickersgirls.
Not to mention after all the testing the core collapse could be 2 episodes showing it all in real time with different characters.
It would have the same wastefulness and high bodycount as the MD we got, since we know nobody other than Nori, Alice and Yeva will survive
No.123954
Anonymous
Replies:>>123955
>>123894
>IRS drones all legitimately respect Abby, which she really appreciates
>she just wishes they'd stop talking business with her while using abducted tax evaders as chairs
No.123955
Anonymous
>>123954
Jealousy
No.123956
Anonymous
Replies:>>123958
>>123953
>watching the hope in Alice's heart die over the course of the series
>in the final episode we see the beginnings of the half-mad survivalist we know
No.123957
Anonymous
Replies:>>123960>>123966
Image:173475089638.jpg(323kB, 1080x537)5e5807f2912f8ad91977f5b7648710bc.jpg
Seeing all the talk about "IRS drone" is incredibly sad, since we have an actual canon IRS drone in the show:
J
But no one cares about J
No.123958
Anonymous
>>123956
Kino
I hope to manage learning enough to one day be able to animate that, if I can't with 3D I will do 2D or so. I need to see more of Alice so incredibly urgently it's unreal
No.123959
Anonymous
>>123952
>"SALLY SPEAK TO ME!"
>The real SD-S rounds the corner.
>"My decoy's been ruined."
No.123960
Anonymous
>>123957
J KICKED OUT of IRS drone academy for JOBBING
No.123961
Anonymous
Replies:>>123962
>>123871
Tell the drone that got his head ripped off by V in the ending not to come to school that day
No.123962
Anonymous
Replies:>>123964>>123967
>>123961
You can't directly tell him though
No.123963
Anonymous
>>123953
>There's one researcher who's all about ethics and sympathizes with the drones, because there's always one guy like that, but he does get results
>After blocking one invasive test too many, an unfortunate accident is arranged
>His death slows down production and deployment of the patch, not massively, but just enough to doom the planet
No.123964
Anonymous
Replies:>>123965
>>123962
You're right.
i was thinking about moving his chair, but he'll probably sit where his usually seat is.
No.123965
Anonymous
>>123964
usual*
No.123966
Anonymous
>>123957
J is the OL putting on a mask of perfection while being thoroughly flawed and frantically trying to claw her way up the ranks– she might work herself to death and has serious unresolved issues.
the IRS drones are what J wishes she was– cool, collected, professional. they're content in their position and good at it.

I like both, and J is more loveable because she's a bit of a failure
No.123967
Anonymous
>>123962
>sneak into his room
>make him think he’s dreaming (he’ll believe it because drones are dumb)
>exhaust him with sex
there, he’ll be too busy rebooting to leave his room
No.123968
No One Ever
Replies:>>123969
I find J relatable
No.123969
Mentally disturbed anon
>>123968
I find Cyn relatable
No.123970
Anonymous
>>123924
it's a pasta
No.123971
very sad anon
I find Tessa relatable
No.123972
Anonymous
>>123858
She'll kill a human if they're evil. Like Henry or Dr. Ones
No.123973
No One Ever
Replies:>>123975>>123976>>123978>>123979
>R.L. Stine: The N That Ate Everyone
No.123974
Anonymous
If there was a drone like N, but instead of being cute he was ugly, and instead of being cool he sucked, I would find him relatable.
No.123975
Anonymous
>>123973
>Monster Slime: Nanite Nut Edition.
No.123976
Anonymous
>>123973
>Stay Out Of The Basement: [Null] Editon
No.123977
Anonymous
>>123953
Also, more mutants like Mika and Jame.
No.123978
Anonymous
>>123973
>The Haunted Mask: SD-J Edition
No.123979
Anonymous
>>123973
>The Boogi From The East
No.123980
Anonymous
Replies:>>123981>>123984
I think oogi should explode
No.123981
Anonymous
Replies:>>123982
>>123980
I don't, when oogis explode, we lose contentfags
No.123982
Anonymous
Replies:>>123983
>>123981
Who sent the explosive oogis to their mailboxes?
No.123983
Anonymous
>>123982
Me. I did.
Kill two birds with one stone, ya know?
No.123984
Anonymous
Replies:>>123986
>>123980
>Oogi spontaneously combusts
>Chunks of flaming Oogi "flesh" go everywhere, torching your home entirely
>Try as you might you can't stop the flames, forcing you to retreat and watch as your home turns to ash
>It's then that hear a strange noise, looking down you see that very same Oogi has respawned
>She waddles away
No.123985
Anonymous
Replies:>>124005
Image:173475459391.png(36kB, 278x205)1708138768420549.png
Stretching out Y's uniform because you keep putting your head underneath it and snuggling her tummy.
No.123986
Anonymous
Replies:>>123987
>>123984
It's ok. I have plenty of nanites in storage to make a new one.
No.123987
Anonymous
Replies:>>123988
>>123986
>Anon attempts to rebuild his home using Nanites for some reason
>The result is a massive hole melted into the ground that now disrupts the neighborhoods plumbing system
>Anon is a moron
No.123988
Anonymous
Replies:>>123989>>123990
>>123987
>But it's ok because everyone in that neighbourhood is an asshole anyway.
>The nanites subsequently clump together and rebuild into a perfect home, good as new.

>How's that, narrator?
No.123989
Anonymous
Replies:>>123993
>>123988
>Miraculously the house manages to rebuild itself after destroying the neighborhood
>Only issue is...
>Anons home is now slimey and yellow, forever the smell of the Nanite Nut will reside in the walls and air surrounding his him
No.123990
Anonymous
Replies:>>123993
>>123988
>Anon's eyes fall out of his skull for no reason at all
>Just because
>How's THAT?
No.123991
Anonymous
Replies:>>123992>>123995>>124003>>124007
Image:173475495769.jpg(692kB, 4160x3120)AIEEEEEE.jpg
The lad is close to reach E8 on the playboy tornuey over /trash/
No.123992
Anonymous
>>123991
Damn I can't believe it, N really is powerful
No.123993
Anonymous
Replies:>>123994>>123997
>>123990
>Then they pop back in just because. All without any lasting harm.
>Wow, you really are bad at this, aren't you?
>>123989
>Though the house idea was lost, it made a great oogi trap.
>Unfortunately it also attracted Uzis.

>Suffice it to say the 3D printer was a better option.
No.123994
Anonymous
Replies:>>123996
>>123993
>His head fell off too
>It rolled into the storm drain and he doesn't know where it went
>It's just bobbing out to sea now
>He replaced it with a pumpkin to maintain the illusion of still having a head, but he's basically screwed when he goes to renew a photo ID
No.123995
Anonymous
>>123991
TINTA DE ARCHIVE
You robbed the archiver?
No.123996
Anonymous
Replies:>>123998>>124008
>>123994
>None of this happened because I said so.
>Bleh!
No.123997
Anonymous
>>123993
Anon has to pull on his dick to retract his eyes back into his skull 😳
No.123998
Anonymous
Replies:>>123999
Image:173475530565.png(1.02MB, 1920x1080)Young_Thug_-_Hot_ft._Gunna___Travis_Scott__Official_Music_Video__0-29_screenshot.png
>>123996
>Yuh huh it did
No.123999
Anonymous
Replies:>>124000
>>123998
>Nuh uh, it didn't!
>The competing greentexter bursts into flames and dies under the power of trips.
No.124000
Anonymous
Replies:>>124001>>124002
>>123999
>The NULL trips bring him back
No.124001
Anonymous
Replies:>>124004
>>124000
>as a solver abomination
>he looks the same but has two dicks now, and his nipples are also dicks
>and all four are ALWAYS erect
No.124002
Anonymous
Replies:>>124006
>>124000
>This back and forth goes on until both retard anons fall asleep.
>They then forget their rivalry in the morning and continue posting on /md/ as normal.
No.124003
Anonymous
>>123991
Penis!
No.124004
Anonymous
>>124001
I actually have no idea what to do in this situation except concede
No.124005
Anonymous
>>123985
Awwww
No.124006
Anonymous
>>124002
Accurate prediction
No.124007
Anonymous
Replies:>>124011
>>123991
Should I care about the tourney?
No.124008
Anonymous
Replies:>>124010
Image:173475590911.jpg(106kB, 637x390)1710133084288576.jpg
>>123996
>Bleh
Hnnnnnnnghhhhh
No.124009
Anonymous
Replies:>>124010
Image:173475596073.jpg(152kB, 710x428)1693520951513.jpg
Alice such a baddie
No.124010
Anonymous
Replies:>>124020
>>124008
>>124009
>Mx.
No.124011
Anonymous
>>124007
Not really, just a good excuse for me to draw more cute N's
Even if there is one anon seething about the fact that i dont draw m/m content
No.124012
Anonymous
Replies:>>124017
Your fortune: Good Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Throws (You) Into A Cage With Starving DDs
No.124013
Anonymous
Replies:>>124047>>124049
Image:173475646691.png(423kB, 1553x1483)1725013554759420.png
>So, you like shoving things in other's mouths, do you?
>Open wide, it's my turn.
No.124014
Anonymous
Replies:>>124015
>N bursts into your bedroom
>"Let's see how you like it!", he shouts
>Using his claws he tears off your shirt, exposing your abdomen to him
>Immediately his hands gently grip your belly and start shaking it passive aggressively
No.124015
Anonymous
Replies:>>124019
>>124014
>You open your mouth to speak only for him to stuff his hands into it
No.124016
Anonymous
Replies:>>124018
>FemN running her fingers through your hair
>FemN humming softly while she does so
>Drifting off to sleep as you smell her faint scent of strawberries
>Her gentle touch giving you pleasant dreams and leaving you with refreshing sleep
No.124017
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>124012

>FUCK YOU TOO!
>And by starved, (You) meant cock starved
No.124018
Anonymous
>>124016
>Fem!N trying to stick her fingers in N's mouth
>Fem!N approaching N with a pail full of rocks
>Fem!N licking N's exposed belly
No.124019
Anonymous
>>124015
>As time progresses N begins to forcefeed you objects and Drones
>At night he rests his head against your soft round gut, using you as a pillow
>You are unsure how to feel about this
No.124020
Anonymous
Replies:>>124022
>>124010
Idk if that's the same from the booru, I got these from an anon who posted them in march and said the twitter artist deleted his account
No.124021
Anonymous
Replies:>>124023>>124024>>124025>>124030>>124036>>124040
I need to be productive.
What need I draw?
No.124022
Anonymous
>>124020
Sounds about par for the course with an Mixxr
No.124023
Anonymous
>>124021
Your fave
No.124024
Anonymous
>>124021
Drones, draw some drones being silly
Like Cici on a date, or L on a date, or M on a date, or MG screwing you financially
No.124025
Anonymous
>>124021
spin the wheel
No.124026
Anonymous
THE DRONE BOORU IS BACK UP!
No.124027
Anonymous
Replies:>>124028>>124029>>124031
why are these chatbots so horny. I ask J. aBOut the lore. and she tell me then. if I want to, she can show me fun?
No.124028
Anonymous
>>124027
Because only coomers use chatbots.
No.124029
Anonymous
Replies:>>124032
>>124027
Which are you using and where?
No.124030
Anonymous
Image:173475759636.jpg(67kB, 640x640)Spoiler image
>>124021
This but with V.
No.124031
Anonymous
Replies:>>124033
>>124027
I made a J chatbot about her being your boss in the JCJ offices, and it's still up even after I deleted my account. Every once in a while I'll check on it to see how it's doing, and it's still got a perfect rating.
No.124032
Anonymous
Replies:>>124046
>>124029
i did use the c.ai because it is the most known and I have seen it here. and i could. use it from my phon
No.124033
Anonymous
Replies:>>124034
>>124031
Based, link?
No.124034
Anonymous
Replies:>>124035
>>124033
Just for you
https://characterhub.org/characters/Anonymous/serial-designation-j-276696a4ac42
No.124035
Anonymous
>>124034
>Just for me
🥹
No.124036
Anonymous
Replies:>>124037>>124044
>>124021
Negev sitting on the floor of her cell with Emily (ghost carrying her severed head), listening raptly as Emily recounts Titanfall 2's story of human-robot partnership
No.124037
Anonymous
Replies:>>124039
>>124036
Cute
No.124038
Anonymous
Replies:>>124041>>124042>>124043>>124197
Why does every Murder Drones thread on /co/ always feels like the same few people arguing in every thread?
No.124039
Anonymous
>>124037
Telling Negev about Ethan from CoD: IW is fine too
No.124040
Anonymous
Replies:>>124072
>>124021
a character you think is underappreciated
No.124041
Anonymous
>>124038
It most likely is
No.124042
Anonymous
Replies:>>124045
>>124038
on a scale of 1 to pillar how bad is it?
No.124043
Anonymous
>>124038
I think most people left /co/ for good due to jannies and frequent threadshittery, the nail in the coffin was (for me at least) the retarded 15 minute to post wait.
No.124044
Anonymous
Replies:>>124050
>>124036
Does anybody have a pic or remember what shoes Emily wore?
No.124045
Anonymous
Replies:>>124197
>>124042
Just feels like the same two or more guys plus that one "Skibidi Toilet won" guy. I honestly miss that counter that shows how many people are in a thread. Wouldn't surprise me if the amount of posters are small.
No.124046
Anonymous
>>124032
Huh, I thought CAI got neutered repeatedly and can't be sexual without a ton of work.
No.124047
Anonymous
>>124013
HOT HOT HOT
No.124048
Anonymous
Replies:>>124052>>124078
The "Bite Me" song doesn't make any lyrical sense for the show. It sounds like it's a specific character singing, but it's in no way connected to our main cast, same with the ending credits song. What's the deal with that?
No.124049
Anonymous
>>124013
Her eyes
No.124050
Anonymous
>>124044
https://murder-drones.fandom.com/wiki/Emily/Gallery
No.124051
Anonymous
Replies:>>124053>>124057>>124058>>124068>>124097
Femanons are excessively horny today. I recommend all other Anon's seek shelter immediately lest you invoke their wrath.
No.124052
Anonymous
Replies:>>124055
>>124048
They're about the vibes. Their lyrics don't matter.
No.124053
Anonymous
Replies:>>124054
>>124051
I'm not an N, so I'll be fine
No.124054
Anonymous
Replies:>>124056
>>124053
What about me?
No.124055
Anonymous
>>124052
Lyrics should matter in a song
No.124056
Anonymous
>>124054
Are you an N? If the answer is no them you're fine
No.124057
Anonymous
>>124051
I also want to fuck N in weird and uncomfortable ways so I'll be fine.
No.124058
Anonymous
Replies:>>124069
>>124051
There were multiple posts about Abbys bush and making her squirt, everyone is horny
No.124059
Anonymous
Replies:>>124060
>be soldier
>out in the middle of the forest, caught in a rainstorm and separated from the rest of your team
>you've already thoroughly swept the area, taking down a handful of small enemy encampments with your GD
>she handled the CQB, you picked enemies off a little ways back and ran in if she needed help
>now that you're fairly confident you're alone, there's not much to do but call for either rendezvous or extraction (whichever command decides) and wait
>you circle back to one of the outposts in a small clearing and climb up into the watchtower
>you don't expect a patrol to come through anytime soon but good to have as clear a view of your surroundings as you can get
>the shelter from the rain is a nice bonus
>you do a quick scan in each direction, then take a load off– sitting on the floor and leaning against the somewhat flimsy metal wall
>your GD remains alert, scouring the trees for enemies that aren't there until you tell her it's alright for her to settle down
>she nods, props her LMG against the wall, and takes a seat by your side
>the two of you sit and listen to the rain patter against the foliage and the tin roof overhead
>she leans against you, maybe unconsciously. she's warm, moreso than a human– but not unpleasantly so. it's almost cozy
>you'd very much like to drift off to sleep like this, lulled into slumber by the rain– and wake to the roar of a friendly VTOL here to take you home
>you think the little bot beside you would like that too. she seems quite content huddled up to you as she is.
>but a hard-earned rest, albeit a short one, is nice all the same
No.124060
Anonymous
>>124059
>be soldier
Honest to GOD thought this was going to be a Tf2/MD green for a sec

Good green tho
No.124061
Anonymous
Replies:>>124065
Image:173476115804.jpg(64kB, 874x1656)GfN4VjVasAIEXnW.jpg
No.124062
Anonymous
Replies:>>124063>>124066>>124071
Image:173476192633.png(208kB, 807x853)1710996800735421.png
>typical WDxDD relationship
No.124063
Anonymous
Replies:>>124064
>>124062
Femdwone Kissies
No.124064
Anonymous
>>124063
Femdrone is about to get her face dunked in the nanite nut feeding bowl.
No.124065
Anonymous
Image:173476223595.jpg(216kB, 500x698)1447290761966.jpg
>>124061
Had a brainfart for a moment when I saw the thumbnail, forgot about Jinx, and thought Uzi was cosplaying as Haman Khan.
No.124066
Anonymous
Replies:>>124067
>>124062
This but it's the other way around.
No.124067
Anonymous
>>124066
>DD doing her best to be as submissive as possible, despite the comical difference in size and strength between her and her WD boyfriend
No.124068
Anonymous
>>124051
It's the horny thread, anon. Are you not horny?
No.124069
Anonymous
Replies:>>124070
>>124058
Do you think she never shaved because she didnt expect anyone to ever fuck her?
No.124070
Anonymous
>>124069
I prefer to think that it's because she had a good idea of what Anon wanted
No.124071
Anonymous
>>124062
This but Uzi is replaced with me and N is replaced with V.
No.124072
Anonymous
Replies:>>124172>>124178
Image:173476312672.jpg(4.02MB, 4080x3072)IMG_20241221_073512.jpg
>>124040
This perhaps fits most with Amda, not an Amdafag per se but she did nothing wrong, Alice will be added too
Had rhe idea for days but had some block so rushed it, will detail and colour hopefully tomorrow.
No.124073
Anonymous
>>123746
Thanks, but I genuinely hope Liam will not make any statements anymore, too much at risk.
No.124074
Anonymous
Replies:>>124077>>124089
Image:173476379764.gif(1.66MB, 389x208)1701142111321951-ezgif.com-crop-1-min.gif
Giving Alice a new bulb
No.124075
Anonymous
The horny coal that killed the thread
No.124076
Anonymous
Replies:>>124080>>124081
Imagine if Liam Vickers announced an official Murder Drones Fart Fetish Scratch & Sniff Comic.
DC Comics actually did that today, not even joking. A Harley Quinn fart fetish comic
No.124077
Anonymous
Replies:>>124083>>124084
>>124074
Will it be one of those eco-friendly swirly-looking ones?
No.124078
Anonymous
Replies:>>124079
>>124048
I know you're taking the piss because no fan that thinks the Dead Space play is what actually happened would ask a question.
No.124079
Anonymous
>>124078
The fuck are you saying?
No.124080
Anonymous
>>124076
I feel like people take internet joke horny way more serious than it should be.
No.124081
Anonymous
Replies:>>124092
>>124076
What?
No.124082
Anonymous
Replies:>>124170
>>123750
>If the drones want to fuck us, they won't kill us.

Ever heard of yanderes?
No.124083
Anonymous
>>124077
Would she fancy that?
I thought the ol reliable could burn through sometime...but then again, there is a 100+ year old one in a fire department still working so hm.
Probably best to give her a proper incandescent one again with glowing wire
No.124084
Anonymous
>>124077
Compact fluorescents are yesterday's news. LEDs is where it's at.
No.124085
Anonymous
Replies:>>124088>>124171
Image:173476513594.png(213kB, 1136x895)Screenshot From 2024-12-20 12-33-22.png
No.124086
Anonymous
Anyone wonder what show Liam would've pitched if he thought of doing stylized cel-shading for 3D?
Because you can argue that the concept of Murder Drones happened because Liam thought that humans have a tendency to look uncanny in realistic 3D.
No.124087
Anonymous
Replies:>>124091>>124132
I've decided to cut N in half to see if his regeneration will make a second N.
No.124088
Anonymous
>>124085
Is this an official Lilblucat lewd?
No.124089
Anonymous
Replies:>>124090
>>124074
Really these eyes, they look very lively and bit looney but intelligent and mild enough too. There is so much much in that one shot of her, I wanna hug her, as k her out compliment her, gift her things, proteckt her, give her nice things she may desire or that make her happy like idk 'chestnut'(?) or cuttlery, batteries and shiny stuff, wires, pincers and whtnot could come in handy. I wanna dedicate my life to Alice and feel unable to feel romantical or sexual attraction to any other real or fictional women
No.124090
Anonymous
>>124089
I didn't mean i wanna feel that way that is the case
No.124091
Anonymous
>>124087
Vertically or horizontally?
No.124092
Anonymous
Replies:>>124094
>>124081
I'm not joking. It's called Harley Quinn's Fartaculiar
No.124093
Anonymous
Replies:>>124109>>124111>>124198
Image:173476562638.png(155kB, 701x480)1720506153297.png
The thread's gone this long without a U-U post?
Imagine them cosplaying Elegg.
No.124094
Anonymous
>>124092
and here I thought they couldn't sink lower than having a special about Nightwing's ass
No.124095
Anonymous
Replies:>>124096
snuggling on the couch with your drone while the scent of baking cookies wafts through the air
No.124096
Anonymous
>>124095
yeah man
No.124097
Anonymous
Image:173476632951.jpg(114kB, 1280x1280)F-aVI65bIAAr5aS.jpg
>>124051
Fatherless behavior.
No.124098
Anonymous
Replies:>>124099>>124173
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sitch
No.124099
Anonymous
>>124098
swh
No.124100
Anonymous
Replies:>>124102>>124103
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No.124101
Anonymous
reaching down N’s throat and pulling back up through his mouth, 200 yards of yarn
No.124102
Anonymous
>>124100
long hair uzi is a significant improvement
No.124103
Anonymous
Replies:>>124104
>>124100
That is not how South Park characters look and that's now how they would look either.
No.124104
Anonymous
>>124103
>Now how
Fuck I meant, not how.
No.124105
Anonymous
Replies:>>124107
Abby in heat?
Mutant Abby in heat?
No.124106
Anonymous
Replies:>>124108>>124112>>124114
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No.124107
Anonymous
>>124105
Yeah she's in heat, I CAN SEE HER ON MY THERMAL VISION GOGGLES! READY YOURSELF! PRAY THAT WE SURVIVE THIS ENCOUNTER!
No.124108
Anonymous
>>124106
>Emo N
>He says that he doesn't like doing anything, but he'll do it anyway and complain the whole way through
No.124109
Anonymous
Replies:>>124111
>>124093
>U-U learn one of the worst things about living on a farm.
>Not a whole lot of variety for food out in the boonies.
>Not like the city where you can have Chinese one day, sushi the next, and mexican after that.
>No it's pretty much just what you grow or what your neighbors grow.
>And they can't cook.
>But they have a phone...
>So, U-U ordered delivery. Long distance. With a generous tip (it was Anon's credit card after all.)
>Unfortunately U-U severely misunderstood a key part of this setup.
>In that the delivery drone was not their property.
>Which is why Anon came home to two tiny gremlins and a bound dronedash worker on a silver platter.
>They'd even cuffed her feet and hands with little paper regency wraps (of which you had to google the name of.)
>You're pretty sure it was a prank because she was an hour late.
>But still...
No.124111
Anonymous
>>124093
This wouldn't happen if we had more U-U Lewds

>>124109
Anon will never financially recover from this (unless he claims the food was misdelivered and puts the new drone to work as a farmhand)
Also appreciate the candor if admitting you had to look up what the paper thingies were called, I've never known that
No.124112
Anonymous
Replies:>>124124>>124128
>>124106
Is this just Kitch under a new account?
No.124113
Anonymous
Replies:>>124115
I can't believe that Anon finally had enough of SD-U-U and fucking beat them to death with a lead pipe
No.124114
Anonymous
Replies:>>124116
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>>124106
considering that artist has once before drawn N getting disemboweled and having his intestines pulled out, that means that their interpretation of N does, in fact, have intestines. which means, by extension, this exposed N tummy in this drawing canonically contains a bunch of N intestines (and since he has those, all the higher parts of his digestive system too - stomach, esophagus, etc). to that i say, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.124115
Anonymous
>>124113
I can't believe that Anon finally had enough of SD U-U and fucked them half to death with his meaty pipe
No.124116
Anonymous
Replies:>>124117
>>124114
You scare me
No.124117
Anonymous
Replies:>>124118>>124120
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>>124116
No.124118
Anonymous
Replies:>>124119
>>124117
Would you let N eat your guts?
No.124119
Anonymous
>>124118
if there could magically be no permanent damage or death, i’d consider it
No.124120
Anonymous
Replies:>>124121
>>124117 (me)
also i believe this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever drawn
No.124121
Anonymous
Replies:>>124122
>>124120
My eyes want to look away, but I can't stop staring at it
It's like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade
No.124122
TA
>>124121
kek
No.124123
Anonymous
Replies:>>124125
>Fun Late Night OC Facts: Everytime your card declines, that's because a Midget Drone inside the machine thought it would be hilarious
No.124124
Anonymous
Replies:>>124127>>124129
>>124112
they're just trying to avoid being linked with 4chan, lol
No.124125
Anonymous
Replies:>>124126
>>124123
>When the ATM asks you to remove and reinsert the card repeatedly, you're actually just edging a Midget Drone
>They truly are disgusting little freaks
No.124126
Anonymous
>>124125
>Wait until he hears about the button mashing game with mini drones.
No.124127
Anonymous
>>124124
That's gay. Alot of good artists post there
No.124128
Anonymous
Replies:>>124204
>>124112
Nah, that's another artist. Kitch is off from twitter
No.124129
Anonymous
>>124124
it’s not kitch
No.124130
Anonymous
Replies:>>124131>>124133>>124175>>124199
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I'll dump more n's from /trash/
No.124131
Anonymous
Replies:>>124133>>124199
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>>124130
No.124132
Anonymous
>>124087
Only the half with his core will regenerate, cutting his core in half will just kill him.
No.124133
Anonymous
Replies:>>124137>>124144
>>124130
>>124131
As a straight guy, all I have to ask you is this: Please stop being so straight.
No.124134
Anonymous
WHAT’S UP GUYS IT’S YA BOI DRONE_STUNTGUY_69420 AND TODAY WE ARE GONNA BE CUTTING OUR NEW N’S CORE IN HALF
No.124135
Anonymous
>Fun Late Night Canon Facts: James Elliot owned a special private island
No.124137
Anonymous
Replies:>>124138>>124176
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>>124133
im sorry, im dealing with periods and the horny levels are unbalanced plus alcohol
No.124138
Anonymous
Replies:>>124139
>>124137
>NTA
I didn't need to know that.
No.124139
Anonymous
Replies:>>124141>>124142
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>>124138
too bad
i curse you with femoid knowledge
No.124140
Anonymous
>>123249
You mean the oogi cartel?
No.124141
Anonymous
Replies:>>124145>>124151
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>>124139
NO FIEND! DON'T GET TOO CLOSE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE UZI!
No.124142
Anonymous
>>124139
He's got a fucking thumper on him, god damn
No.124143
Anonymous
Replies:>>124146>>124148
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b-black drones.
No.124144
Anonymous
>>124133
It's admirable
No.124145
Anonymous
Replies:>>124151
>>124141
I was going to write a Shitpost about Vicious Fiend getting sucked into N's asshole, but I changed my mind half-way through it
No.124146
Anonymous
>>124143
Deus Ex Malkavian Mod-100% blackyoutube thumb
Also applies to all the humans
No.124148
Anonymous
>>124143
not for long
No.124149
Anonymous
Replies:>>124150
Didn't know trash was still around. Is that why these threads are slow?
No.124150
Anonymous
>>124149
I doubt it, there are no /trash/ threads and there's no reason for one to exist. The pictures are from a male version of Miss /co/ but for /trash/
No.124151
Fuck It I'm Doing It Anyway
Replies:>>124177>>124196
>>124145
>>124145
>>124141
>The Fiend however ignores Anons warning
>The dreaded "Whiiirrrrr" comes from between N's massive asscheeks
>Try as she might to flee the vacuum that is N's mighty ass, she can not
>She's pulled in, her body going into N's moist hole, he moans, his anus puckering around her body tightly crushing her
>However, she clings on to the outside world due to her horns being caught on N's ass cheeks
>Despite this minor victory there remains no chance of escape as N begins to pleasure himself to the sensation of her trying to wriggle free
No.124152
Anonymous
Replies:>>124153
>>123901
>why don't we have this thing
It's because YOU in particular haven't tried to do it yourself and start writing/drawing. It's all on YOU. ALL OF IT.
Take the initiative mf.
No.124153
Anonymous
Replies:>>124154
>>124152
B-but I only want to write Shitposts all day
No.124154
Anonymous
>>124153
NTA but can call it Metal Fever. Like jungle fever.
No.124156
Anonymous
Replies:>>124157
What if Uzi was more feral like Alice?
No.124157
Anonymous
>>124156
>Uzi somehow manages to sneak-up behind N and clubs him unconscious with her Railgun
>She drags his body into her den for snu-snu
No.124158
Anonymous
>Head to the plush store
>The store has an automatic checkout that scans your cart and charges you automatically
>Head inside to buy a simple Orc
>Find an empty cart just sitting in the middle of the aisle
>Doesn't seem to belong to anyone so I take it and place my Orc inside
>Head outside back to my car and get a notification on my phone
>My bank account has been completely drained
>Check my virtual receipt
>Says I paid for over 50 Elfs
>Someone had stuffed the shopping cart full of Elfs and turned all their cloaking devices on to leave for people to find
>The store has a no refund policy
I know people like to play pranks using the Elfs invisibly cloaks but this is seriously getting out of control
No.124159
Anonymous
Replies:>>124161>>124163>>124164
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Write a green about her or i will be forced to uhhh. Forces to make you.... yeah ill do that to to. Write about her or else ill do the thing to you. The bad thing that you definitely dont want me to so specificly to you. You won't
No.124161
Anonymous
>>124159
Nah, I'm writing about SD-Lambda, the DD that thinks he's Gordon Freeman
No.124162
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.124163
Anonymous
Replies:>>124166
>>124159
I'm preoccupied with writing about Super-Post-Good Ending
No.124164
Anonymous
Replies:>>124165
>>124159
>Y shuffles up the MGeneral
>"I vas told zat ze Warhammer tournament vas here?"
>MG looks her over
>"Yep, that's right, just need to.... hey these minis... Beretta, c'mere."
>Beretta walks over from the event tables, wearing a "Tournament Official" apron
>"What's up?"
>"You've got a better eye for these things than me, can you make sure these are legit and not 3D printed?"
>Y begins to sweat
>"Und...Uh... Cat would be wrong with.... 3D printed?"
>MG and Beretta exchange a look and laugh
>"Ha ha! Well, you couldn't get any prizes, for one!"
>"And two, we'd be forced to call WoTC to sue the shit out of you! They still do that, y'know."
>Y takes off running in the opposite direction
No.124165
Anonymous
>>124164
>She however immediately trips over a dropped Guilliman model and face-plants
No.124166
Anonymous
Replies:>>124168
>>124163
What about the Super post good ultimate final bad end before the good end?
No.124168
Anonymous
Replies:>>124169
>>124166
That's for dessert
No.124169
Anonymous
>>124168
As long as we finally get art of Doll and V hate fucking to go with the bed end greens from last year, I'll be happy
No.124170
Anonymous
>>124082
Well, it's not like EVERY drone is going to be a Yandere.
Not everyone, right?
No.124171
Anonymous
>>124085
Kek.
No.124172
Anonymous
>>124072
It looks good, anon.
No.124173
Anonymous
>>124098
She is cool.
No.124174
Anonymous
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>>123220
She's hot... uuuooooohhhhh...
No.124175
Anonymous
>>124130
Fucking hot boy.
No.124176
Anonymous
>>124137
Great works of fetish art are can created under this sauce.
Although you're doing just fine as it is.
No.124177
Anonymous
Replies:>>124179
>>124151
HOT!
No.124178
Anonymous
>>124072
Nice! It's good to see some art of her too.
No.124179
Anonymous
>>124177
It wasn't meant to be hot, it was supposed to be funny....
No.124181
Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

There will be good greens today
No.124182
Anonymous
Replies:>>124183>>124188>>124190
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

FUCK YOU!
>Flips (You)r Drone
No.124183
Anonymous
Replies:>>124184
>>124182
He's a little confused, why did you do that?
No.124184
Anonymous
Replies:>>124185
>>124183
I wanted to spite (You)
No.124185
Anonymous
Replies:>>124186
>>124184
Really? Okay, then I'll go on a date with YOUR drone! How about that, huh?
No.124186
Anonymous
Replies:>>124192
>>124185
I don't own a Drone. I own a Boxon Unit. Good luck with that
No.124187
Anonymous
Replies:>>124189
Have Anon and M ever played Yu Gi Oh together? That could be a good opportunity to bond, M teaching him her favorite card game.

Also, has Anon ever crossed paths with Xi and Zeta? They're still around right? That would be interesting - whether they keep M's secret or not
No.124188
Anonymous
Replies:>>124205
>>124182
>SD-S is flipped.
>She tumbles in the air for a few seconds before landing upright on her feet.
>The spiteful anon is stunned at having forgot one of the most basic tenets when dealing with cat drones.

>That they usually claw your face off after a stunt like that.
No.124189
Anonymous
Replies:>>124191
>>124187
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Your mum
No.124190
Anonymous
>>124182
>What if your drone wanted to go to heaven
>But God said
Now flip the canvas
No.124191
Anonymous
>>124189
1. Huh, missed that
2. Potential conflict, yummers
3. She's a very nice lady, I'll have you know
No.124192
Anonymous
>>124186
Oh shit...
No.124194
Anonymous
Replies:>>124195>>124226
Saw Negev rotate her head like an owl before smiling at me and climbing into the air duct. Should I quit my job at the psych ward?
No.124195
Anonymous
>>124194
no, I think you should stay in the psych ward, just in a different position– the one that comes with a new suit and a nice padded office
No.124196
Anonymous
>>124151
Ew, but kek
No.124197
Anonymous
Replies:>>124200
>>124038
>>124045
the well has run dry, and its devolved into an endless circlejerk of
> "skibidi toilet won"
> "go back to reddit"
> repetitive gushing as if ep 8 came out yesterday
> "you're mad"
> "Liam can do no wrong"
> no OC allowed
> except when it is
every thread is the same, has like 1 post an hour on average, dies in 2 days, tries to come back the next day, gets deleted, wait 3 days, repeat
No.124198
Anonymous
>>124093
CUBES
No.124199
Anonymous
>>124130
>>124131
I see.
No.124200
Anonymous
Replies:>>124201
>>124197
Autists and bots looking for engagement.
It's actually sad.
No.124201
Anonymous
Replies:>>124202>>124203
>>124200
>bots looking for engagement.
strange place for a drone to go looking for a husband
No.124202
Anonymous
Replies:>>124207
>>124201
Drones are desperate nowadays. Seriously, I've been seeing Drones out on the streets homeless and willing to work in exchange for uppies
No.124203
Anonymous
>>124201
Not those kinds of bots. But I imagine there are freaky drones who go after autists.
No.124204
Anonymous
>>124128
i've been trying to find the accounts of both kitch and mxdoomsday, but google cannot stop sucking all the shits nowadays
No.124205
Anonymous
Replies:>>124206
>>124188
> flip S
> looks at you angrily
> give small applause
> she does a small bow
claws averted
No.124206
Anonymous
>>124205
Congratulations anon.
You've doomed your wallet.
No.124207
Anonymous
>>124202
my heart... poor things
No.124209
Anonymous
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My Friends, thanks for your patience. I have created a new Thread.
>>124208 >>124208
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No.124210
Anonymous
its cold outside and the insulation in this house sucks
so ive ordered an N unit to simply stand next to me to work as a space heater
No.124226
Anonymous
>>124194
SEXOOOOOOOOOO
No.124275
Anonymous
>>123878
>machine being good at a game
already can tell that your brain dead
No.124278
Anonymous
>>123646
>just had a nervous breakdown
it’s time for you to get the rope, it wasn’t fun knowing you
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