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No.123175
Murder Drones (#119)Anonymous
Replies:>>123185
Image:173465888028.png(448kB, 1000x1124)When in doubt, cook yourself ramen.png
Friends, we need to talk about Drones.
Did you know that the Drones are the cutest robots of the galaxy? Not only the cutest robots, but the cutest beings, maybe only cats are cuter. Drones are literally everywhere, looks around, just ignore the fact that the place is called /md/ but they are still cute.
The known Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of the amazing OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The last Thread >>122214
No.123184
Anonymous
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No.123185
Anonymous
>>123175
>The known Booru: https://dronebooru.co
I can still hear his voice...
No.123186
Anonymous
Replies:>>123188
Image:173465910265.png(903kB, 1500x2250)Illustration24.png
been cooking N's for the playboy tourney
unf
No.123188
Anonymous
>>123186
h-hot...
No.123189
Anonymous
b...b...BUSSSSS
No.123190
Anonymous
You! Yes, you! Say something nice about an OC NOW!! Can't think about one? Roll the wheel!!
No.123192
Anonymous
>>123190
SD S has nice hair, good clothing, looks nice, me like
No.123193
Anonymous
>>123190
I really like how SD-B drinks with me while we have a nice talk.
I like BZ's suit, it's really nice.
No.123194
Anonymous
Image:173465929935.jpg(60kB, 600x592)173428196228.jpg
>>123190
Negev is based as well, she has good eyes and hair, sharp teethed hollow eyed shizo WD with rather dark hair and no shoes, and mental patient vibe, that's where it's at
No.123195
Anonymous
Y deserves sniffing
No.123196
Anonymous
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Female worker drone on male disassembly drone.
No.123197
Anonymous
>>123190
MG is decent at investment advice (even if his commission is absurd)
M is a cute who just needs to lighten up a bit
G is the equivalent of Aqua as a hot gambling failgirl
No.123198
Anonymous
Image:173465946409.jpg(57kB, 512x716)1715967996376050.jpg
>>123190
I think SD-K and Dr Holly are well-developed and interesting characters.
>AKA things I will never have the ambition or talent to make something similar to.
No.123199
Anonymous
>>123190
the wheel might not be so useful with the booru down. I can't look up who Ecila is
No.123201
Anonymous
>>123190
V is pretty cute, I hope that Liam guy gets that show made successfully
No.123202
Anonymous
Replies:>>123203
>>123199
I am half certain that is inverse Alice
No.123203
Anonymous
Replies:>>123214
>>123202
>have to read fifty k words of outpost 6 to figure out her motivations
bruh
No.123204
Anonymous
>macro-Y, the world's largest failgirl
>the government has recruited you and thousands of others to make sure she doesn't do too much harm
>you are assigned with containing her girl stink, given a man-sized toothbrush and ordered to brush her tongue
>her grey, segmented tongue extends in front of you, pulsing visibly with blood, her yellow eyes staring down at you
>you dip the head of your brush in a minty paste before brushing it up and down along the tip of her tonuge
>you feel the warm breeze of her sigh as you get started, the tip of her tongue curling in pleasure and pushing against your brush
No.123205
Anonymous
>Marco-Y, the only drone in Ms. Frizzle's class
>She accompanies you and the other students as you ride the Magic School Bus to another adventure that definitely fails to comply with school district safety standards
>She always has bad jokes, and Arnold looks like he might be contemplating killing himself every time she opens her mouth
No.123206
Anonymous
>>123190
E is nice and I want to pamper john
No.123207
Anonymous
https://x.com/DeathTempler/status/1869759594328977646
No.123208
Anonymous
>>123204
She big!
No.123209
Anonymous
Hey guys, I want to get a drone with cat properties, and since I do not know about drones I will ask
Which one should I get? I know that the cat like drones are SD-V and SD-S, are they the same? Do they have pros and cons? I can't find much info online, and it seems that nobody really makes a review of them, they review the Ns more
No.123211
Anonymous
Replies:>>123217
>>123209
S and V
No.123212
Anonymous
Replies:>>123217
>>123209
Buy both 😁👍👍
Both is good
No.123213
Anonymous
Replies:>>123215
Drones on crack!
No.123214
Anonymous
Replies:>>123218
>>123203
>>123199
Ecila is from outpost 6 lore, she is subject 071 and survived the sentinels because she was in a room with Uaeb and power went out so they were trapped for 20 years or so till nahk got them out.
From what I remember she is in looks the same as Alice (maybe without blackstreacks to distinguish them, since back then we didn't see Alice has blackstreaks so Ecila also doesn't have them.
She's reclusive, depressed and uaeb is serial killer/psycho since he got a body, 'sublty' letting no one to his mom, everyone she gets close with gets killed but no one knows he does it. Not just psychological stuff, also some real damage from running low on energy fue to 20 years shutdown
No.123215
Anonymous
>>123213
Drones licking my crack
No.123216
Anonymous
Image:173466120855.png(351kB, 1203x1199)methums.jpg
Drones on meth!
No.123217
Anonymous
Replies:>>123219
>>123211
>>123212
I don't have that much money, working on a budget, I would buy the two of I could
No.123218
Anonymous
>>123214
well that makes coming up with a compliment easy. if she looks like Alice then she must be one of the prettiest drones around.
No.123219
Anonymous
Replies:>>123235
>>123217
Fine, if you gotta pick one get the S
The Vs at the 7/11 are free if you're fast enough
No.123220
Anonymous
Alice teasing you for not being able to handle the stronger spirits, giving you whiskey-flavored kisses with a pleasant burn
No.123221
Anonymous
Your fortune: Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You) Into A Midget Drone
No.123222
Anonymous
>>123221
Oh no...
No.123223
Anonymous
>>123221
FUCK
I'M SHORTER THAN UZI
No.123224
Anonymous
Where is N tumby?
No.123225
Anonymous
Replies:>>123234
>>123221
oh nooooo, I hope a DD doesn't come and sit on me, that would be teeeeerible
No.123226
Anonymous
Image:173466169144.png(10.03MB, 3500x5000)rjc341.png
>>123221
I counter with my Q summon!
No.123227
Anonymous
Replies:>>123229
>>123224
Error: The N tumby is unavailable. Try again later.
No.123228
Anonymous
Replies:>>123239
>>123226
you've gotta roll for that
No.123229
Anonymous
>>123227
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.123230
Anonymous
What happened to the booru?
No.123231
Anonymous
>>123224
Undrawn
No.123232
Anonymous
Replies:>>123238
>>123230
N ate it
No.123233
Anonymous
>>123230
It blew up
No.123234
Anonymous
Replies:>>123246
Image:173466192614.jpg(23kB, 414x414)1732685702092310.jpg
>>123225
No.123235
Anonymous
>>123219
I prefer to not get another felony, but thanks for the recommendation
No.123236
Anonymous
Replies:>>123301
>>123190
I've been thinking about Abby a lot, she's really cute for a non-drone.
No.123237
Anonymous
Replies:>>123239
>>123226
It's your only chance, now force that plush to smooch the Bet plush and cross your fingers it'll work
No.123238
Anonymous
>>123232
now he must shit it out
No.123239
Anonymous
>>123228
>>123237
I forget how to roll, Eddy.
No.123240
Negev Anon Secundus
Image:173466209533.png(716kB, 1848x972)You can be our friend, little guy!.png
Emily secretly being thirsty for Mac like she was thirsty for his dad when she was alive, just like Rebecca is: should this be a thing?
No.123241
Anonymous
I wonder if something so weird as a "normal" Anon exist, and what could happen if you expose him to so much drone
No.123242
Anonymous
Replies:>>123252
>>123239 nta
[ roll 1d20 ] remove the spaces between the characters and the []
roll 1d20:16
No.123243
Anonymous
Replies:>>123268
>>123240
sure, I can see it. she'd make Rebecca jealous with how good she is at giving head
No.123244
Anonymous
Image:173466232233.png(696kB, 748x570)the angry .png
>>123239
No.123245
Anonymous
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Sends (You)r Drone To Neo-Mexico
No.123246
Anonymous
>>123234
Buttttt
No.123247
Anonymous
>>123245
Femdrone will have a friend I guess
No.123248
Anonymous
Replies:>>123251
>>123245
No one deserves that fate
No.123249
Anonymous
Replies:>>124140
>>123245
Oh nice the Police Pricks can go fight the space cartels.
No.123250
Anonymous
>>123240
It'd be based
Give Mac a ghost harem that he is only vaguely aware of, actively fighting over him, and Negev is horrified by for multiple reasons
No.123251
Anonymous
Replies:>>123256
>>123248
fuck you, and I mean that as a insult
No.123252
Anonymous
>>123226
>>123239
>>123242
Lets go!
[roll1d20]
No.123253
Anonymous
Replies:>>123261
>>123252
Ah, feck.
No.123255
Anonymous
>>123245
But... But... That's where the Super Cartel is! I don't want my drone disassembled by a bunch of souped DDs
No.123256
Anonymous
>>123251
I can't imagine living my life behind a yellow filter every day 😢😢😢
No.123257
Anonymous
Image:173466278567.jpg(183kB, 821x770)1700907208797159.jpg
>>123220
Uuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo
Oh god she is so fucking hot help🙏🙏🙏
No.123258
Anonymous
Hey drawfag! Post one non-MD related art you worked on recently!
No.123259
Anonymous
>>123245
I hope he would say hi to shadow for me
No.123260
Anonymous
Replies:>>123269
>>123258
Does it have to be a drawing or does real stuff count as well?
No.123261
Anonymous
Replies:>>123262
>>123253
You need a space between roll and 1d20
No.123262
Anonymous
Replies:>>123264
Image:173466297518.jpg(55kB, 528x1024)1712204359804651m.jpg
>>123252
>>123261
>>123226
Trying again because I'm a tired retard.
roll 1d20:10
No.123263
Anonymous
Replies:>>123266
>>123240
Oh damn Emily had collarbone too...
As retarded as many of his choices are, Vickerman at least never made unfuckable or ugly designs, something worth praise especially these days
No.123264
Anonymous
>>123262
There you go
No.123265
Anonymous
>>123220
>You, Alice, and Beau sitting in the living room, watching the fire as snow drifts down outside
>Alice is sitting in your lap as you sip some eggnog
No.123266
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>123267
>>123263
All the worker drones have collarbone molding. They all have the same body.
No.123267
Anonymous
Image:173466331373.jpg(451kB, 1080x2029)171375655654.jpg
>>123266
And they all show it, whoever added that design rip
WD Chest mmmm
Btw if Alice were human she would have crazy deep cleavage look how deep that cut goes
Nori Yeva too
No.123268
Anonymous
>>123243
Which ghost would get Mac's attention first though
No.123269
Anonymous
Replies:>>123277
>>123260
if its art, then yes
No.123270
Anonymous
Replies:>>123272
No.123271
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>123273
>>123268
Neither of them can do any poltergeist stuff, so Rebecca. Hornier. More initiative.
No.123272
Anonymous
Replies:>>123460
>>123270
>"Hey, buddy."
>Mac recoils in horror
>"What in the... a ghost?!"
>"Yeah, yeah, I'm a ghost. Anyway, I'm also a bro, so I wanted to warn you that there's a whole gaggle of chicks who are absolutely crushing on you."
>Mac blushes slightly
>"Wait, really? Is it finally my popular phase?!"
>"They're all ghosts also."
>"Ghosts."
>"Ghosts."
>"That kind of sucks man, not gonna lie."
No.123273
Anonymous
>>123271
Zased
Get that man, Rebecca
No.123274
Anonymous
Replies:>>123275
Image:173466418786.png(20kB, 569x496)1678748231268935.png
Hate to see oogi leave. Love to watch her go.
No.123275
Anonymous
Image:173466423555.jpg(46kB, 480x368)MV5BMjUwNTFjMWEtZWRiOC00YTdlLTk0YWQtNWY5NmFiNmMzOGIxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODA1ODcxNTY@._V1_.jpg
>>123274
>You see it's funny because the oogi falls over almost instantly a second later.
No.123276
Anonymous
Image:173466481607.png(593kB, 1200x1200)d91b6696725008ee171ff6d0652b65a2.png
BBW
No.123277
Anonymous
>>123269
>>123258
Bad lighting now so a need a few from different stages of the build
https://files.catbox.moe/euik47.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/i8fm9a.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/kd2kyw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/64ch4f.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ciecvt.jpg
No.123278
Anonymous
Image:173466498809.png(670kB, 660x552)159873543732.png
>>123276
FUCK YES
No.123279
Anonymous
>>123276
>Poke tubby Skyn with a needle.
>She deflates rapidly like a balloon.
>The real Skyn pops her head round the corner to see that her decoy has been ruined.
No.123280
Anonymous
Replies:>>123281
>>123276
N-newdrawfriend?
No.123281
Anonymous
Replies:>>123282
No.123282
Anonymous
Replies:>>123283
>>123281
Did you atleast draw it?
No.123283
Anonymous
>>123282 (me)
Nevermind, I reversed image seached and saw a youtube video with this picture farting as well as tons of shitty AI Cynwalker vore...why?
No.123284
Anonymous
Replies:>>123290
Need a green about waking up with M in bed next to Anon
No.123285
Anonymous
>Post as If (You) Are A Worker Drone Living In Outpost-3
No.123287
Anonymous
>>123285
If dubs I slap V's ass when she's not looking.
No.123288
Anonymous
Image:173466593856.gif(3.49MB, 498x272)1725890359447.gif
>>123276
No.123289
Anonymous
>>123285
I HATE MY JOB
No.123290
Anonymous
>>123285
I hate Uzi so much.
>>123284
>Wake up
>See M smoking a cigar on the other side of the bed
>You're both nude.
>"S'not exactly a way to end a HOA meeting, but it'll do."
>Wake up again.
>It was just a dream.
No.123292
Anonymous
>>123290
>Wake up for a third time.
>See M straddling you.
>"Wow those roofies really don't work for shit do they?"
No.123293
Anonymous
Image:173466622560.jpg(945kB, 1608x1480)173362416340.jpg
No.123294
Anonymous
>>123290
>wake up within a dream that you woke up from
that’s always a weird thing
No.123295
Anonymous
>>123258
All I have are unfinished camouflages
No.123297
Anonymous
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>>123258
No.123298
Anonymous
>>123293
I’d rather be gay, than a background character who doesn’t have any meaning to the story
No.123299
Anonymous
Replies:>>123304
>>123297
nice try anon but that is Failboat on the right
No.123300
Anonymous
Image:173466641983.png(104kB, 768x768)Untitled1358_20241213155747.png
>>123258
No.123301
Anonymous
Image:173466643487.png(1.64MB, 1962x2631)173458802807.png
>>123236
Probably because shes still mostly drone and very Vickers Girl, also helps she was a cute human and has a sad backstory
the creator did a good job making her
No.123302
Anonymous
Replies:>>123320
>>123292
M would never roofie someone.
Without good cause.
No.123303
Anonymous
Replies:>>123325
>>123293
>Plays The Easiest Guitar Riff Known To Man Yet Somehow Manages To Fuck It Up
No.123304
Anonymous
No.123305
Anonymous
>>123293
her forehead so big, you can play tetris
No.123306
Anonymous
Image:173466664369.png(41kB, 697x492)Oogi Scream.png
Inside this Oogi is a device with the capability to detonate an entire solar system that will activate upon its life signs reading negative. You must protect this creature at all cost
No.123307
Anonymous
>>123306
Why does she scream?
No.123308
Anonymous
>>123285
Anyone else notice that Doorman girl sometimes moving like a puppet on a string when she's sad?
No.123309
Anonymous
Replies:>>123311
umm guys i was just sleeping and suddenly my N (who sleeps in my bed with me cause he gets scared at night) all the sudden woke up hyperventilating and hes still hyperventilating what should i do
No.123310
Anonymous
>>123307
because it’s maker is a faggot
No.123311
Anonymous
Replies:>>123314
>>123309
punch him in the dick and balls
No.123312
Anonymous
Replies:>>123355
Image:173466697620.png(3.07MB, 2098x3709)190.png
>>123258
No.123313
Anonymous
>>123306
I put oogi in the front pocket of my sweatshirt so she can peek outside.
No.123314
Anonymous
>>123311
why…
No.123315
Anonymous
Replies:>>123317
>>123306
What if I simply disable the device after surgically removing it from the oogi? What then?
No.123316
Anonymous
Replies:>>123319
>>123307
Why not? You should be screaming too.
No.123317
Anonymous
Replies:>>123321
>>123315
You can't disable the device if you so much as remove it by an inch it detonates
No.123318
Anonymous
>>123290
>>123292
This is the kind of content I come here for
No.123319
Anonymous
>>123316
he’d rather not sounded like a incel
No.123320
Anonymous
Replies:>>123322
>>123302
When would be good cause
No.123321
Anonymous
>>123317
Ok. I direct a small EMP pulse up through the oogis nose, thus destroying the device's electronics.
No.123322
Anonymous
>>123320
Dinner party infiltration.
No.123323
Anonymous
Replies:>>123327
>>123321
You would risk the device not registering the Oogis vitals which would activate it
No.123324
Anonymous
Replies:>>123327
>>123321
it has no nose, you pitiful dumbass
No.123325
Anonymous
Image:173466730800.jpg(115kB, 1080x1412)how.jpg
>>123303
Basically just this
No.123326
Anonymous
Replies:>>123328
>>123292
secks?? with M?!??! pinch me, I must be dreaming (actually don't pinch me I don't want to wake up)
No.123327
Anonymous
>>123324
Well then...
>Lets make one.
>>123323
Ok mr smart guy.
I rewrite reality so the device never exists.
No.123328
Anonymous
Replies:>>123330
>>123326
>pinches you
No.123329
Anonymous
Replies:>>123334
>>123327
don’t do that, a nose on a machine is disgusting
No.123330
Anonymous
Replies:>>123331
>>123328
>Anon wakes up.
>Tessa has a pair of sheep shears in her hand.
>"Crickey those roofies really don't work for crap do they?"
No.123331
Anonymous
>>123330
>Anon wakes up.
>Shrek is lying propped up next to him, naked.
>"So, how'd it feel in ya swamp?"
No.123332
Anonymous
Image:173466767022.png(187kB, 295x325)image.png
Saw a mini-drone rolling around on a tiny mini sized moped. Got the urge to side swipe her.
No.123333
Anonymous
>>123331
perfect
No.123334
Anonymous
>>123329
>>123327
>Anon performs the world's first cosmetic surgery on an oogi.
>It's just a regular oogi with a massive groucho schnoz in it.
>He was promptly fired for wasting money.
No.123335
Anonymous
>>123331
>Anon wakes up.
>He's in his bedroom, alone.
>And he has never been more erect in his life.
No.123336
Anonymous
>>123331
>M goes to flick off the office lights, a typical part of her routine as supervisor
>She stops when she hears quiet whimpering; investigating further, it seems Anon has fallen asleep at his desk
No... no, Shrek, stop, I don't... help. Help!
>M quirks a digital eyebrow, unsure of whether to intervene or not
>She finally decides to take the middle road, grabbing Anon's jacket and draping it over his shoulders
>A moment of hesitation passes as she turns to leave
>She quickly gives him a pat on the shoulder - a slight shake, calculated to rouse him from whatever nonsense he's enduring, but only after she's made her exit
>She leaves immediately after, leaving the lights in his section on
No.123337
Anonymous
Replies:>>123338
>>123331
Two green men exploring each other's bodies - it's a beautiful thing
No.123338
Anonymous
Image:173466834519.png(63kB, 693x442)sex.png
>>123331
>>123337
it's all ogre now
No.123339
Anonymous
Replies:>>123340
HOW DOES AOI SMELL? ANSWER ME
No.123340
Anonymous
>>123339
no, fuck off
No.123341
Anonymous
Image:173466874686.png(239kB, 848x747)172120780595.png
I think we should dykebreak Bonnie and Jane.
No.123342
OC Smells
Replies:>>123376
>SD-E
She smells like bananas, don't tell her this or she'll try and eat herself
>SD-S
Smells fucking awful like all cats do
>SD-R
Your grandma's perfume
>The Archiver
Your grandma's perfume
>Beretta
Smells like a normal hygienic person would
>Akita
Smells like an old rubber Halloween mask, but with a hint of strawberry shampoo
>Mac
A very musky smell
>Colt
Smells like oil and polish
>Negev
Oil and a fuck ton of cleaning chemicals
>Jane
Mustard gas
>Bonnie
Ammonia, rotting fruit and rotten eggs with a hint of shit
>John
Like your Uncle
>Eye
Oil and a ton of sexual frustration
>Femdrone
WD-40
>Izz
Probably some fruit scented shampoo and an overwhelming amount of perfume that can kill a dog
>U+F19? Or some name I can't pronounce
Smells like hot cheetos, his only bath is a deodorant stick even though he's a Drone
No.123343
Anonymous
>>123341
That's what Dr. Ones is for
No.123344
Anonymous
Why do M greens keep resolving with Shrek being involved somehow, did I miss something important or is it just a gag
No.123345
Anonymous
>>123344
It's just a gag. No need to think too deeply about it.
No.123347
Anonymous
>>123344
it ain’t over till it’s ogre
No.123348
Anonymous
Image:173466899706.jpg(271kB, 2048x1423)172897407474.jpg
WHOLESOME LOVING DRONE SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCTION
No.123349
Anonymous
>>123344
It's a layered joke. Just like an onion.
Ogres are like onions.
No.123350
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Image:173466904271.png(670kB, 1253x990)keeta dino.png
No.123351
Anonymous
Replies:>>123421
>>123348
why would anyone want to deal with a offspring of uzi, dealing with her is bad as it is
No.123352
Anonymous
>>123350
Cute - but can she do the classic Sonk Adventure cover pose?
I think not.
No.123353
Anonymous
>>123297
Holy shit, it Dennis from chainsaw man
No.123354
Anonymous
No.123355
Anonymous
>>123312
Nice dune art
No.123356
Anonymous
Replies:>>123357
>>123354
Not to be confused with Shedew
No.123357
Anonymous
>>123356
>>123354
and don't forget solver
wait a second
No.123358
Anonymous
Replies:>>123421
Image:173466925883.jpg(5.55MB, 4079x3073)IMG_20241220_053027.jpg
Didn't get it completely done this night but long overdue Alice WIP
No.123359
Anonymous
Replies:>>123361
Image:173466934564.png(51kB, 1306x701)Abby hands typed this post.png
>>123341
>t. Abby
https://x.com/dollshojo/status/1869829981540626609
never ever
No.123360
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
>>123350
Posting on Plus is such a crapshoot if you're on 30kb/per second max. Didn't think this even went through.
>>123352
I was already thinking of doing this actually
No.123361
Anonymous
Replies:>>123362
Image:173466939671.jpg(265kB, 775x1359)172755006098.jpg
>>123359
>t. The Solver
It's only a matter of time.
No.123362
Anonymous
Image:173466963652.png(838kB, 1334x750)g chad man.png
>>123361
that time will never come
No.123363
Anonymous
FUCK YOU!
>Introduces Uzi To (You)r N
No.123364
Anonymous
Your fortune: Average Luck

>>123363
FUCK YOU!
>Introduces Uzi To (You)r N
I forgot the fortune
No.123366
Anonymous
Replies:>>123367
>>123363
>>123364
I can’t be bothered, bye, see you next week
No.123367
Anonymous
Replies:>>123372
>>123366
Are u okie?
No.123368
Anonymous
>>123362
That's what (you) think.
But I'm afraid...
>It's Me Time
No.123369
Anonymous
>>123364
But I don't have an N unit.
No.123370
darkXwolf17
FRICK YOU, ANON! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN SO THAT BERETTA CAN HOOK UP WITH A PROPER DRONE AND NOT HAVE DISGUSTING HALF-HUMAN AND DRONE CHILDREN AND ONLY HAVE PROPER DRONE CHILDREN BECAUSE HUMANS ARE DISGUSTING!
No.123371
Anonymous
Replies:>>123566
>>123370
Honestly, I would have thought you'd have shed your flanderisation subroutines by now.
No.123372
Anonymous
Replies:>>123566
>>123367
never have been

>>123370
I could care less what a mechanical incel with daddy’s issues says, shut the fuck up
No.123374
Anonymous
Replies:>>123377
Harper wants cheese
No.123375
Anonymous
Replies:>>123566
>>123370
wanting to murder people and children? so predictable by now from a robot, at this point, it’s exactly like talking to a NCP
No.123376
Anonymous
Replies:>>123379
>>123342
Before the war, Stone smelled somewhat like cake. After the war, he smells like destroyed city, blood and regular body funk
No.123377
Anonymous
No.123378
Anonymous
Replies:>>123381
>>123362
What If Cyn and Gman make out with eachother
No.123379
Anonymous
>>123376
>stone doesn’t smell like a stone
the lot of you are a fucking useless
No.123380
Anonymous
Replies:>>123383
>>123370
Can I fug the daughter you have locked-up in a mental institution?
No.123381
Anonymous
>>123378
g man is loyal to his and employers, something that you can’t understand
No.123382
Anonymous
I need more OCs at Hooters content
No.123383
Anonymous
>>123380
uzi doesn’t care about that one, that’s why she get rid of her
No.123384
Anonymous
Replies:>>123385
>>123370
>Uzi kills Kurt and Chiappa
>Beretta gets so pissed off that she mutates not into her fly form but into a very pissed off solver centipide that not even Anon is able to calm her down
No.123385
Anonymous
Image:173467065324.png(378kB, 697x602)jerma doorman.png
>>123384
I’m going to miss you, jerma
No.123386
Anonymous
Replies:>>123388
>>123385
I can't believe that Uzi stuffed him into a meat grinder
No.123387
Anonymous
Image:173467086084.png(38kB, 236x195)1668288563915.png
>>123385
I'm gonna fucking try to redesign him so that he doesn't look like fucking Jerma. I don't even watch Jerma anymore.
No.123388
Anonymous
>>123386
a part of him survived, still alive, I couldn’t believe my eyes when he came back
No.123389
Anonymous
>>123387
Live with your shame, Anon. Kurt looks like Jerma, and he has a dumpy like Jerma.
No.123390
Anonymous
Image:173467108183.png(586kB, 575x631)salad time.png
>>123387
no matter how many times you try to ignore the past, it’ll always be true, jerma is always here
No.123391
Anonymous
Replies:>>123393
Image:173467116246.png(188kB, 252x334)ASS.png
>>123389
the dumpy is… quite interesting
No.123392
Anonymous
Image:173467119402.gif(1.41MB, 480x480)1716851847578900.gif
>Jerma is DEAD?!
No.123393
Anonymous
Replies:>>123394
>>123391
How do I get a ass like that
No.123394
Anonymous
>>123393
>be named Jeremy
>be born in Massachusetts
>be born in the year 1985
No.123395
Anonymous
Replies:>>123398
Image:173467183666.png(1.05MB, 880x750)deep lore .png
>>123394
No.123396
Anonymous
Image:173467186625.png(143kB, 609x754)17847365482.png
Finally saved up enough money to purchase an Elf, and placed it on my plush shelf next to all my other ones. However when I woke up the next day it was gone.
I called the police but the weren't any signs of a break in or anything and nothing else was touched so they just told me to stop wasting their time and left.
What should I do? This thing cost me 6 months of salary.
What the hell happened to my Elf?
No.123397
Anonymous
>>123394
>One of your previous lives was being a talking seal in a Boston, Massachusetts aquarium that died in 1985
No.123398
Anonymous
>>123395
Isn't jerma in his early forties by now?
No.123399
Anonymous
>>123396
she gave up, it’s better this way, for everyone
No.123400
Anonymous
>>123348
the little heart shouldn't be on the chest but above the crotch to look like a womb.
No.123401
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Image:173467243558.png(471kB, 693x710)keeter sawnik aventure.png
>>123352
Lazy try at it
>>123370
>has blood and meat herself
>has children who are varying percents organic
When Uzi learn to love herself
No.123402
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
>>123401
*when will Uzi learn to love herself
god fucking damn it I didn't think this one sent through either because I was right in the middle of cancelling to fix that mistake
No.123403
Anonymous
>>123396
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
No.123404
Anonymous
>>123396
You forgot to feed her so she ran away
No.123405
Anonymous
Replies:>>123407
>>123401
>When Uzi learn to love herself
She won't, she hates herself for what she is. She also hates herself because Beretta actually has a good and functional relationship with her own kids.
No.123407
Anonymous
Image:173467277446.png(720kB, 630x725)1702044217352.png
>>123405
>the femcel is jealous
>so she wants to make her own daughter’s life miserable, just like hers
uzi, what the fuck
No.123408
Anonymous
The Booru is still down, do you think they went nuts and nuked the place?
No.123409
Anonymous
Replies:>>123410
>>123408
I am an inside source and yes
No.123410
Anonymous
>>123409
So...we don't have a booru anymore? Ever? It's over
No.123411
Anonymous
>>123407
Even Negev gets along with her nephew and niece.
No.123413
Anonymous
What if we gave an oogi a demon core
No.123414
Anonymous
Replies:>>123420
>>123413
She'd absorb it's power and become unstoppable
No.123415
Anonymous
>>123407
Even though she might be doing this to further her agenda coming back into the material world, would Auntie Cyn do her best to protect Kurt and Chiappa from Uzi?
No.123416
ViolentAnon !iD6CRd3KLc
Image:173467319708.jpg(451kB, 2500x1800)GILqusSa0AAirFy.jpg
>>123408
Nah, It might be a server issue or the credentials haven't been checked, but the page will be back eventually. Just awaiting Snow's response about it
Apologies for the inconveniences
No.123417
Anonymous
Replies:>>123420
>>123413
she gets stage five cancer
No.123418
Anonymous
Replies:>>123419
Oogis are so outdated, Midget Drones are all the rage now. OLD MAN!
No.123419
Anonymous
>>123418
the only reason that is true, because them people have small dicks
No.123420
Anonymous
Replies:>>123424
Image:173467343028.png(590kB, 1000x1041)171926722535.png
>>123417
>oogi chemo in the hive
>the oogi doctor attending is simply having the nurse oogis inject honey into the afflicted oogi's veins via an IV.
>It of course dies because that's not a proper course of treatment.
>...
>another great day as Doctor Oogi!
>>123414
>The power is too much and the oogi is destroyed.
>In its place is a Blighted Oogi. A Bloogi.
>Glowing sickly green with radiation and its beanie transparent to show off its (lack of) brain.
>Even the rest of its internal structures can be seen.
No.123421
Anonymous
Replies:>>123423
>>123351
I'd agree but if Uzi hadn't had a kid then we wouldn't have gotten Negev and her sister
>>123358
looking great. that human is luckier than he knows
No.123422
Anonymous
teacher drone with completely translucent chassis who teaches humans and drones alike about drone anatomy
No.123423
Anonymous
>>123421
oooo thank
Need to finish it until christmas then finally do all the new stuff with more visible lines, works so much better and it's faster too
No.123424
Anonymous
>>123420
>Make a wish Oogi
>She asks for N, the real N
>They get a Dull in a Enn costume to see her
>Flatline
No.123425
Anonymous
Image:173467409021.png(902kB, 988x750)1503715948053.png
>>123422
he’s got beautiful insides
No.123426
Anonymous
>>123422
They can’t lie for shit, totally transparent.
No.123427
Anonymous
Image:173467421215.png(249kB, 464x468)1727294557493336.png
>>123424
>"*cough cough* hey gwuys it's oogiepwier and-"
>*EEEEEEEEEEE*
No.123428
Anonymous
Image:173467433575.png(754kB, 680x647) carlos.png
>>123422
I believe he had made himself clear
No.123429
Anonymous
>>123424
>Oogi was a good Oogi
>Oogi wakes up as a full size Uzi
>in the arms of the N she always wanted
>Oogi is warm, happy, and loved
>she ascended to Oogi heaven
No.123430
Anonymous
>>123428
CARLOOOOOS
No.123431
Anonymous
Image:173467450546.png(36kB, 1014x871)1709366225759854.png
>>123428
To the depths of hell with you
No.123432
Anonymous
Replies:>>123483
I have been awake for 42 hours with 4 hours sleep I am free of irl this year now, Uni is done, I can continue to waste the freetime now and do not nearly enough drawing goodbye
No.123433
Anonymous
Replies:>>123466
>>123396
I ordered an elf but I think they sent me the wrong model. the one I received has green hair and no ears, also it was already activated when I got it. has anyone else experienced this issue?
No.123434
Anonymous
Replies:>>123436
Image:173467482966.jpg(131kB, 456x762)172512500682.jpg
>>123424
Pour one out for oogi. She went to the big N in the sky.
No.123436
Anonymous
>>123434
>Pictured: Contentfags when they don't get a single reply
No.123437
Anonymous
Image:173467500350.gif(2.82MB, 498x498)1701142111321951.gif
I had an idea, since you want an other name for Sentinel Alice, Alice's most original form is the German ,,Adelheid''/Adalheidis, which I just found out is the base of rte word Adelaide, how about this as SA name?
No.123438
Anonymous
>>123435
We turn them into oogis? Fucked up.
No.123439
Anonymous
Replies:>>123442
The 123456 get is approaching .
No.123440
Anonymous
Furthermore in the German dub Alice's delivery of the good parts line is made to sound over the top crazy in intonation
No.123441
contentfag
>>123436
it's funny cause it's true. ha. haha.
No.123442
Anonymous
>>123439
Do not do get, shouldn't have mentioned it.
No.123443
Anonymous
Who gets?
No.123444
Anonymous
Replies:>>123447
Image:173467516364.png(160kB, 360x729)Untitled139_20241116003201.png
No.123445
Anonymous
Image:173467524827.jpg(36kB, 900x1200)GXsYp6eakAEdggv.jpg
>>123401
Reminder that practically right after she finally found inner peace over becoming full of eldritch meat, Uzi became a biomechanical centipede abomination using her original body as a cute puppet. The goalposts are moving at fucking relativistic speeds.
No.123446
Anonymous
Replies:>>123448
>>123190
John seems to me as an incredibly interesting and cool character. He's well-developed, has a personality, and a brutal backstory.
No.123447
contentfag
Replies:>>123454
>>123444
>this is what Yeva saw in the corner of her room, in her comfortable bed in outpost 3
>all those she left behind when she escaped to the surface
>none of them ever looked at her
>but sometimes they would talk
No.123448
Anonymous
>>123446
and gets raped by I
No.123449
Anonymous
snuggling with drones. kissing drones on the forehead. making drones feel loved.
No.123450
Anonymous
>>123204
It's definitely better than being one of the guardsmen of her tabletop army.
No.123451
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Image:173467548227.png(557kB, 854x1034)keeta hoodie.png
Fuck it, I'm posting this one
No.123452
Anonymous
>>123436
Yeah...
No.123453
Anonymous
Replies:>>123455
>>123451
little to the left
No.123454
Anonymous
>>123447
Damn
Yeva must have thought Alice was dead right? I wonder what would have been had Doll wandered near and gotten caught, would Alice have a Vendetta against Yeva too, due to the abandon thing? Likely not, seems Nori wasn't someone appearing sympathetic to Alice in the first place and Nori's killing (which Alice saw) was decisive. But still, a chance is there.
If it ever would have been brought up ofc, after all Doll didn't have her CFL necklace anymore
No.123455
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Image:173467567845.png(132kB, 766x832)Screenshot From 2024-12-13 16-04-45.png
>>123453
何ですね?
No.123456
Anonymous
Image:173467568371.jpg(176kB, 568x1037)173377418741.jpg
No.123457
HoDR
Replies:>>123459
Humans should have children with drones.

Total human/drone hybridisation.
No.123458
Anonymous
Dustiest coalpost that poisoned the get
No.123459
Anonymous
No.123460
Anonymous
No.123462
Anonymous
>>123456
What character is this?
No.123463
Anonymous
Image:173467585927.png(1.29MB, 1080x1080)6737420.png
No.123465
Anonymous
No.123466
Anonymous
>>123433
Sounds like you got a gnome instead
No.123467
Anonymous
Replies:>>123497
>>123454
I imagine Yeva thought everyone in CFL was dead, Alice included. especially Alice as she knew her, the naive bumpkin. maybe by that point she was more jaded, but I doubt she was anywhere near the survivalist she became.
No.123468
Anonymous
>>123456
The evil beast wins
No.123469
Anonymous
Replies:>>123497
>>123454
>Yeva must have thought Alice was dead right?
Her and Nori both must have thought she was either already sentinel food or would be sentinel food by the time they found her.
No.123470
Anonymous
Replies:>>123472
>>123350
She is cute.
No.123471
Anonymous
>>123456
What a genuine fucking waste
No.123472
Anonymous
>>123470
she's adorable and I really need to read her greens
No.123473
Anonymous
>>123451
Where is CWC Akita
No.123474
Anonymous
Replies:>>123476
No.123475
Anonymous
>>123471
GET's don't mean anything here, since 99% of all posts are contained in this one thread.
No.123476
Anonymous
Replies:>>123480
>>123474
The 123556 get, that's rare asf
No.123477
Anonymous
Please Dronebooru, I need you to come back online! I'm sorry that I never created an account on you
No.123478
Anonymous
>>123456
Cthulhu anon... my wife...
No.123479
Anonymous
cynscape
Showtimeyoutube thumb
No.123480
Anonymous
Replies:>>123485
Image:173467655961.gif(827kB, 600x338)1727499170663470.gif
>>123476
Just wait another 1.11 million posts and you can maybe get 1234567
No.123481
Anonymous
Replies:>>123482
J tumby
No.123482
Anonymous
Replies:>>123484
Image:173467662053.jpg(77kB, 750x808)IMG_1165.jpeg
>>123481
No.123483
Anonymous
>>123432
You strong, anon.
No.123484
Anonymous
Replies:>>123486
Image:173467679437.png(1.18MB, 1280x1600)172764657275.png
>>123482
>you aggressively grab J's belly after her nightly hunt
>she upchucks the worker drone she ate, splattering your floor with half-digested drone and potent nanite acid
>you now have a very upset J and a WD screaming for death on your floor
>you go in for another belly grab but J slaps your hand away
No.123485
Anonymous
>>123480
We'll have that by 2026
No.123486
Anonymous
Replies:>>123488
>>123484
guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...
No.123488
Anonymous
>>123486
with J on top of you
No.123489
Anonymous
>>123451
Sex.

NOW!
No.123490
Anonymous
Replies:>>123493
>>123451
>Akita wakes up from a long nap
>she gets to experience the satisfaction of wiping eye goop out of each and every one of her many eyes
Truly a superior lifeform.
No.123491
Anonymous
>>123462
Cthulhuanon, there is greentext on Booru..... oh, right.
No.123492
Anonymous
No.123493
Anonymous
No.123495
Anonymous
Image:173467735030.png(846kB, 1285x910)rock.png
>>123487
>resilient than humans
>DD’s get decapitated by a metal fan blade
>can’t break out of bed straps
caveman with a rock can murder a DD
No.123496
Anonymous
Huntress and Hound in the Sentinel Base thingamajig have an extremely dark origin.
They're DDs who somehow developed the anti-Solver trait. An unexplainable miracle, but neither of them like thinking about the emergence of the trait.
No.123497
Anonymous
Replies:>>123611
>>123467
>>123469
>Элис... Я думала, ты умерла.
>oh, I'm still kicking. 'cept I did die down there, in a manner a'speakin'
>'at naive girl you knew didn't last long down in these parts. hell, there wasn't much sweetness left in the scraps Nori left behind.
>an' just about every little shred'a hope she had died with the others.
>now I can't blame you fer doin' whatcha had to t'survive.
>but that girl left all alone in the dark?
>she died thinkin' you'd come back for her.
No.123499
Anonymous
Image:173467921544.jpg(1.48MB, 1200x1800)Illustration26.jpg
No.123500
Why Are We Mentioning Vore So Much Lately?
Replies:>>123501
>>123499
>N moments before learning about Uzi's sick vore fetish
No.123501
Anonymous
Replies:>>123502
>>123500
Something to do with the man/machine eating vampire robots or something, idk
No.123502
Anonymous
Replies:>>123503
>>123501 (me) but if not that, think it started with the minifridge drone incident (which reminds me i still need to draw a fridge drone)
No.123503
Anonymous
>>123502
Squishy dragon-like minifridj tail...
No.123505
Anonymous
Replies:>>123515
>>123504
Damn, the thing I've noticed with fics that have original characters and none of the canon ones have very little hits or kudos while fics like this one have thousands of them.
No.123506
Anonymous
Anyone else kind of sad that good Murder Drones RP is hard to find? Well, if you also enjoy it, since I know RPing is pretty niche still.
No.123507
Anonymous
goodnight everyone, I hope you dream about (You)r favorite drone getting tipsy and snuggling up to you while babbling sweet, drunken nothings
No.123508
Anonymous
Image:173468036775.png(246kB, 1000x1280)3e4457f1306337f4.png
No.123509
Anonymous
>>123507
Thanks! Sleep well too, friend.
No.123510
Anonymous
>>123499
Sex will be passionate and a little unusual.
No.123511
Anonymous
>>123507
Goodnight, Anon.
No.123512
Anonymous
K has a carbomb
No.123513
Anonymous
>>123436
In my experience it's basically this. Limmy's Show: Gotta Take a Little Timeyoutube thumb
No.123514
Anonymous
Replies:>>123540
Image:173468118424.png(13kB, 471x736)speka.png
Working on an old OC while the booru is down and we can't get ahold of the owner
>Luka
>Born to a worker drone mother and a disassembly drone father
The mother is no longer Doll, since Doll died and I don't want to write around that
>Aleksandr is unknowingly a N clone, one of many due to the Solver's habits of constantly reviving N, they tend to lose their memories after death and become average Murder Drones. He was clone #3, doesn't really matter with him
>Luka's mother lived in an worker outpost influenced by Chinese culture
>...
>They met shortly before the end of the "war", as Alek calls it
>Alek is severely wounded in battle with a certain Outpost known for killing DD's, they ambush his squad and wipe it out, the worker in charge even blows his arm off and steals his weapon, a Mosin, as a trophy
>He ends up in the care of a family of Chinese language worker drones, who work as roaming doctors, he meets the daughter, a brat drone who antagonizes him in his weakened, harmless state
>They fall in love. The "war" comes to an end after Uzi defeats Cyn. Alls well that ends well for Alek and his new wife...except it isn't well
>He can't integrate into society and their relationship is rejected by their worker society, forcing them to leave to a labor bot outpost, called Institution-04, where society is less fearful
>They have a child, Luka. She has her mother's glowing scarlet eyes. Life is good. The War is over.
>But the war isn't over for some.
>Green text story coming soon.
No.123515
Anonymous
Replies:>>123532
Image:173468135600.png(20kB, 729x686)rgs.png
>>123505
surprise surprise randos on the internet don't care about other people's rando OC's without context in a wider community where so many already exist
No.123516
Anonymous
Replies:>>123518
Image:173468145234.png(222kB, 1104x1173)Maya new.png
>>123258
Yeah sure.
No.123517
Anonymous
Image:173468146229.png(186kB, 409x408)1725964821346592.png
Momm-E and her milk-filled E-cups.
No.123518
Anonymous
>>123516
>NTA
That's still a Drone tho?
No.123519
Anonymous
Image:173468202224.jpg(55kB, 1200x675)KWRF4WTc8oRccv6x9sRY2P-1200-80.jpg
What are the OCs doing in the Helldiver universe?
No.123520
Anonymous
>>123258
I don't know if I should make Non-MD related art.
No.123521
Anonymous
Image:173468221155.png(113kB, 732x851)KingandQueen.png
>>123258
This was the last one I thknk
No.123522
Anonymous
>>123519
Probably nothing because I'm pretty positive the humans in Helldivers hate robots and that type of technology
No.123523
Anonymous
>The Canon Characters & OC get transported to the Mega-Man Universe
What are they doing?
No.123524
/md/-Chan
Heeey! Wake up sleepyhead, you have to lurk for atleast 5 more hours
No.123525
Solverpede-Chan
Disregard her instructions, keep sleeping. You look better that way, not that you don't look good when you're awake!
No.123526
Anonymous
Image:173468418097.jpg(171kB, 1200x850)GXG26lvW8AAaSQE.jpeg
No.123527
Anonymous
Image:173468485946.png(227kB, 875x1090)1697128828358.png
No.123528
Anonymous
Fuck this. The female version of John would actually be named Jenny. She would also not at all been connected with The Solver War, but just a robotics engineer
No.123529
Anonymous
Replies:>>123541
Image:173468564542.png(1.73MB, 3869x4096)Domesticated N.PNG
domesticated N
inspired by a drawing by the other femanon
No.123530
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.123531
Anonymous
Replies:>>123533
>>123528
Abby hands typed this post
No.123532
Anonymous
>>123515
This is something a lot of people need to understand when writing about OC stuff and want to put it out in the public. If it's trying to be entirely original and with little to no connection to the canon cast, chance are it won't be acknowledged much unless you really slam dunk it. Writing about variants of canon characters like Undertale AUs will always end up gaining more attention than bonafide pure OCs.
I personally don't really mind it since my stuff is mostly a personal project, any attention it might get being a bonus.
No.123533
Anonymous
>>123531
I need a drawing of abby angrily typing on a computer
No.123534
Anonymous
>>123528
I think she would be just a engineer and doesn't have any interest in drones and only vehicles
No.123535
Anonymous
Image:173468735182.jpg(84kB, 1163x1500)173462203338.jpg
Is that anon still gonna draw Uzi as a hollow knight character?
No.123536
Anonymous
Replies:>>123545
Image:173468740082.jpg(35kB, 1024x768)GWZZJnpbQAApaSY.jpeg
When will the booru be back?
No.123537
Anonymous
Image:173468774939.jpg(116kB, 828x440)thalia.jpg
No.123538
Anonymous
No.123539
Anonymous
No.123540
Anonymous
>>123514
Hell yeah! Luca's story!
No.123541
Anonymous
Replies:>>123542
>>123529
N splattered everything with his drool again, DD really produce too much drool.

I really like how simple and high quality it looks at the same time.
No.123542
Anonymous
>>123541
thank you friend!
yeah, my N keeps drooling on everything, especially when he’s sleeping… it’s cute but also a problem
No.123543
Anonymous
Could we milk N for his saliva to treat Nanite wounds?
No.123544
Anonymous
>>123401
Oh yeah, that's way past cool
Sure hope she doesn't have to fight Perfect Glooby after he absorbs all the Chaos Emeralds to save Outpost 3
No.123545
Dr. Ones
>>123536
Every time you ask I add a year to the wait
No.123546
Anonymous
We need a villain for a Post-Post Good Ending timeline. Surely Beretta and the rest aren't stuck at the end of history
No.123547
Anonymous
Image:173469277079.jpg(135kB, 1170x1156)GfDcmOQasAAQr9P.jpeg
This with emily
No.123548
Anonymous
>>123546
Idk maybe another eldritch god who actually serious this time
No.123549
Anonymous
Replies:>>123550
>>123546
Metanon trying to break in and restart conflict for his own amusement
No.123550
Anonymous
Replies:>>123551
>>123549
Ew metashit. I meant something possibly lore-friendly
No.123551
Anonymous
>>123550
Nah, we fucking the lore REAL good this time
No.123552
Anonymous
>>123546
I had this villain for another project, can't think of a name, but here
>Accidentally brought over from Earth many years ago on a researchers computer an ancient technological horror is lays dormant
>The first ever true self-aware AI, no Solver-core technology required
>Able to possess and upload itself to any device, this AI intends on self-replicating itself until it absorbs everything into it's consciousness
>Eventually it learns how to puppeteer and use the corpses of coreless Drones
>It has no true physical body so it cannot be killed
>Using technology it builds itself, it's able to produce entire buildings and factories to continue its own reproduction
No.123553
Anonymous
>>123552 (me)
>It's possible to break free the AI's grip temporarily by using some sort of technology to go inside the victims mind and fight off one of It's many seedlings HINT HINT
>It's also possible to create a temporary guard against the AI, however it will learn how to overcome it
>Anything absorbed by the AI loses It's sense of self, almost a hivemind, everything you know it now knows
>The AI seeks to eventually expand to claiming the minds of organics, any and all cyborgs or anyone with tech inside their body is at major risk
No.123554
Anonymous
I'm not readin all dat. Here's my proposal he a little funny man with a frying pan that hits people and do the hoo hah funny dance
No.123555
Anonymous
>>123401
I didn’t know I could be more in love with her than I already was
No.123557
Anonymous
Replies:>>123558
But what if John was a hamster
No.123558
Anonymous
>>123557
Eye would do nefarious things to him
No.123559
Anonymous
>>123558
>The Johmster (TM)
No.123560
Anonymous
Replies:>>123561
Image:173469699770.jpg(163kB, 1078x822)Eye's Hole.jpg
>>123558
>POV: You are Hamster John After Eye Gets His Hands On You
No.123561
Anonymous
Replies:>>123562
>>123560
>Eye just has a wireframe axis hole out in his closet.
>Nobody really knows how it got there or where it leads to but it's there.
>Not even the AS knows.
>And it likes making holes in things.
No.123562
Anonymous
>>123561
Wireframe Hole of Doom is the Season 3 villain
No.123563
Anonymous
“I love my beautiful wife, her yellow lights are so pretty”
-Anon
No.123564
Anonymous
>>123563
I can't believe that was written on his tombstone, he will be missed. Rip
No.123565
Anonymous
Goodnight I'm eepy
No.123566
darkXwolf17
>>123371
>>123372
>>123375
>>123401
I DO NOT HATE MYSELF! I SIMPLY REFUSE TO HAVE TWO HALF-HUMANS AS GRANDCHILDREN! BERETTA, WHY DID YOU HOOK UP WITH THAT HUMAN ANON?!
No.123567
Anonymous
>>123563
>I have a beautiful wife
>I have a powerful job
>She criticises me for being egocentric
>HAHAHAH
No.123568
Anonymous
Image:173470087482.jpg(148kB, 1170x1017)abysmal.jpg
Give me (you)r WORST Murder Drones hot takes
No.123569
Anonymous
>>123568
N isn't a fun or interesting character, he's just UwU soft boy and sometimes he's angey, but never fully
No.123570
Anonymous
>>123568
The Solver shouldn't have existed, the show should've gone with the false pilot set-up with Uzi going to Earth and fighting JCJenson
No.123571
Anonymous
Replies:>>123572
Image:173470114248.jpg(68kB, 680x568)9a47ee54e56835f63c2a982342acdc0f.jpg
Just imagine: J is not a total bitch.
No.123572
Anonymous
Replies:>>123577
>>123571
regardless of what happens, N still ditched V, his “suppose” crush
No.123573
Anonymous
>>123546
The Solver is never gonna stop trying to break its current host.
No.123574
Anonymous
>>123573
talk about a mind fuck
No.123575
Anonymous
>>123573
I think that plot would work well alongside a smaller scale villain that still presents a significant threat. maybe a human remnant?
No.123576
Anonymous
Replies:>>123596
>>123568
Not enough sex scenes
No.123577
Anonymous
Image:173470231971.jpg(431kB, 900x900)The Superior Killing Machine.jpg
>>123572
>"Serial Designation V, you have been at this for way too long."
>"You need to understand, no matter you hard you try, no matter how much you change the timeline, this event cannot be altered."
>"You are destined to get cucked, N's heart will always ultimately fall into the hands of someone else."
>"Whether it be Uzi, J, Thad, Doll, Tessa, or even Cyn, it doesn't matter."
>"You must accept that this is your fate, the sooner the better."
No.123578
Anonymous
>>123577
you know usually in hentai when the mousy, innocent shy girl gets turned into a sexed-up scantily clad bitch it's the guy who's getting cucked
No.123579
Anonymous
Replies:>>123592
>>123535
at some point
No.123580
Anonymous
Replies:>>123581
>>123578
>innocent shy girl
>it's the guy
Anon, I'm not judging your hentai preferences, you just need help.
No.123581
Anonymous
Replies:>>123583
>>123580
oh I hate NTR, I just know the tropes (mainly through seeing them parodied)
what I'm into is much worse
No.123582
Anonymous
>>123568
The Absolute Solver is a boring character. Literally just GLaDOS as a vore demon.
No.123583
Anonymous
>>123581
I see.

If you only knew my tastes, anon...
No.123584
Anonymous
Replies:>>123588
Image:173470374864.jpg(58kB, 600x500)judging you.jpg
>>123578
V deserved it. It's that simple.
No.123585
Anonymous
Booru is still down, I'm scared.
No.123586
Anonymous
when's one of the drones gonna get around to destroying the Gävlebocken already? 2024's been a rubbish year and I'd at least like to end it on a good note. SD-D I'm looking at you
No.123587
Anonymous
>>123519
if super earth would have them they would gladly lay down their lives to spread managed democracy
No.123588
Anonymous
Image:173470495724.png(521kB, 471x467)2099.png
>>123577
>>123584
it’s V’s canon event
No.123589
Anonymous
>>123588
God they did basically every Spidey so dirty to prop up Miles as the One True Spider-Man.
No.123590
Anonymous
>>123589
no dude it totally makes sense that every other one of the infinite spideys was unable to find a way to get past canon events trust me bro
No.123591
Anonymous
Image:173470555209.png(1.23MB, 1334x672)RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png
>>123589
miles should kill himself NOW
No.123592
Anonymous
Replies:>>123593
>>123535
>>123579
what kinds of bugs would the drones be?
No.123593
Anonymous
Replies:>>123595
>>123592
WD’s are bees, the DD’s are wasps, annoying little fucker them wasps are
No.123594
Anonymous
>>123589
It’s insane
No.123595
Anonymous
>>123593
I guess N would be a Paper Wasp or Mud Dauber because they're less aggressive
J, maybe a warrior wasp for being aggressive but more organized and strategic
V would be a giant Asian hornet, or whatever species is the most blindly aggressive
No.123596
Anonymous
>>123576
The fact there weren't any is actually a travesty
No.123597
Anonymous
>>123585
Snow got tired of our bullshit 😭
No.123598
Anonymous
Replies:>>123606
Image:173470837047.jpg(448kB, 1020x872)IMG_7651.jpeg
I'm a toyfag and it was weird to see this
No.123599
Anonymous
>>123588
Fuckin memes wired my braid to hear THAT tone every time I see him
No.123600
Anonymous
Replies:>>123608
>>123585
hopefully it's just a temporary server issue and not the burning of the library of Alexandria
No.123602
snow
Hey I was away, it's back up. I might need to restart the server completely later, it's a little laggy. Perhaps time to upgrade soon?
Just hope this doesn't happen again, since it's the first time seeing this error
No.123603
Anonymous
I will feed Serial Designation Y to the Supermatter crystal because we need to keep the booru servers running.
No.123604
Anonymous
>>123602
YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.123605
Anonymous
Image:173471026155.jpg(295kB, 1158x1544)IMG_7954.jpeg
>V & Uzi dragging N to bed (it’s the 14th time today)
No.123606
Anonymous
Image:173471061717.jpg(7.41MB, 2660x4730)Spoiler image
>>123598
>/toy/fag
Wow. You must be a mentally well-adjusted and financially-savvy individual.
Me too
No.123607
Anonymous
What happened to the anon who was doing the human requests? Why did they stop delivering?
No.123608
Anonymous
>>123600
The second burning
No.123609
Anonymous
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
No.123610
Anonymous
Replies:>>123614
miggers miggers miggers
No.123611
Anonymous
Image:173471259601.jpg(358kB, 2048x1575)172944324310.jpg
>>123497
Based green
But also sad, don't think Alice could become like before CC ever, but could surely mellow somewhat if she would get some fresh air for once.
Imagine we could have gotten Yeva, Alice & Nori after 8...
No.123612
Anonymous
Image:173471274883.jpg(69kB, 736x552)d5c7e77bc2bfb9901a8def89cc6ec3a4.jpg
That CFL attire is still the best look for WDs imo
No.123613
Anonymous
Image:173471311327.jpg(5.83MB, 3825x2816)173137120432.jpg
uuuuuuuuuuoooooohhh... Alice...
No.123614
Anonymous
Replies:>>123617
>>123610
They prefer "vertically challenged"
No.123615
Anonymous
Replies:>>123618
Image:173471371709.jpg(6.45MB, 4079x3073)IMG_20241220_175446.jpg
>>123613
uuuuoooo
No.123616
Anonymous
Image:173471381440.jpg(611kB, 1080x815)Screenshot_2024-12-20-17-54-12-060_com.miui.mediaeditor-edit.jpg
>>123613
No.123617
Anonymous
No.123618
Anonymous
>>123615
>>123616
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHH I LOVE ALICE
No.123619
Anonymous
Replies:>>123620
Need brainrot Alice I'd be dead
No.123620
Anonymous
Replies:>>123621
>>123619
>Alice, but instead of Appalachia she lives in Ohio
>She doesn't find it funny
>Beau, on the other hand, finds it hilarious
No.123621
Anonymous
Replies:>>123623
>>123620
Good thing he's mute
No.123622
Anonymous
>in a battle lasting 76 hours, resulting in several hundred worker drone casualties, the company has finally managed to get J to use a day of her vacation time
>she has begrudgingly left a plushie J sitting on her desk, staring angrily at the cubicle farm where you all work
>plushie J is your boss for today
No.123623
Anonymous
No.123624
Anonymous
>>123389
>Live with your shame, Anon.
Why should Switchanon live with the shame Jerma is walking around. This is literally the worst thing that can happen to someone, being followed around by Jerma.
No.123625
Anonymous
Image:173471587774.jpg(366kB, 1185x1185)nowonvinyl.jpg
>>123616
No.123626
Anonymous
Replies:>>123629
>>123622
>She comes back to find you absolutely plowing that plushie's ass
>That could have been her
>But it wasn't
>Because she took a day off
>...
>Never again
No.123627
Anonymous
>>123625
>No parental advisory sticker
No.123628
Anonymous
Video:173471692635.mp4(13.36MB / 0:00:30 / avc1, 720x480)26674006575-1-192_1.mp4
No.123629
Anonymous
Replies:>>123635
>>123626
>J returns to work
>the janitor bot is scraping her name off the office door, replacing it with 'Plushie J'
>she storms in, slamming the door open
>the plushie sits on her executive chair on a pile of books, it's frown has been replaced with a smug smile, her fat plushie rear filled to the brim with cum
>J's desk placard now says 'Plushie J'
>all the photos hanging on the walls of J smiling at company events and vendor meetups have been replaced by versions where Plushie J is present
>J has been replaced
No.123630
Anonymous
>>123622
Ah shit
No.123631
ViolentAnon !iD6CRd3KLc
Image:173471751233.jpg(153kB, 1140x1301)GMpdicrawAAoxPY.jpg
Dronebooru is back up, seems it needed a reboot. No clear reason why it wasn't accesing the database. A lil bit spooky, but everything is fine
No.123632
Anonymous
>>123631
Oogis chewing on the cords again.
No.123633
Anonymous
Replies:>>123640
>>123631
hope there are backups, just in case
No.123634
Anonymous
Replies:>>123659
Doll keeps chap stick with her at all times so she can be ready to give lots of kisses
No.123635
Anonymous
>>123629
>J jobs to her own plushie
Accurate
No.123636
Anonymous
Image:173471887933.png(343kB, 1000x1000)3.png
>>123552
>>123553
Huh I swear I've heard this idea before...
No.123637
Anonymous
Harper comes home from a mission just in time for Christmas Eve
No.123638
Anonymous
Replies:>>123734
>>123552
>>123553
way too similar to the solver
No.123639
Anonymous
>Beretta has a one night stand with the dronebooru servers
>they can’t get Beretta’s weird smell out (buttered popcorn & viynl plastic)
>hose themselves down
>crash
No.123640
snow
>>123633
Backups are made daily
No.123641
Anonymous
Image:173472002036.jpg(463kB, 1080x1932)IMG_20241220_193927.jpg
>>123625
BASED
Also apparently Alice's visor reads something about alocohol free spirits, at least if you translate
No.123642
Anonymous
>>123636
did you remember to present it in a way that people can understand and then elaborate on it in a satisfying manner?

not a dig at you, but I feel like I got a more comprehensive understanding of Armi from Fugue’s BOXON chart than anything you’ve ever posted on it’s own, the sentinel drone/dr Holly stuff is very fleshed out, but I think the Armitage stuff should get some more attention, like a timeline of events or something
No.123643
Anonymous
Btw this works for every clean enough art or screenshot of a drone with hollow eyes, using image translator (google translate camera symbol in lower right) it reads the eyes as nulls and comes up with a different link everytime
No.123644
Anonymous
Replies:>>123658
What do you think Doll smells like? Like, in addition to smelling like basketballs?
No.123645
Anonymous
Image:173472154658.jpg(399kB, 1080x1157)Screenshot_2024-12-20-20-03-53-260_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
Niggas stupid
What would you change in this?
No.123646
Anonymous
I just had a nervous breakdown involving imagining the Sentinel Base being massacred while unaware by K-Clones
No.123647
Anonymous
Replies:>>123649
>>123646
this would never happen
a hyper drone would sense such cosmic injustice and intercede
No.123648
Anonymous
>>123645
>Leave Tessa in good, move N to slightly good, Uzi to neutral
>Keep Yeva in slightly good or move into good, V into slightly evil to outright evil
>Nori can stay in neutral, J in neutral or slightly evil.
>Doll can stay or into neutral
>Cyn stays in evil, Alice to neutral or slightly good
No.123649
Anonymous
Replies:>>123650
No.123650
Anonymous
Replies:>>123652
>>123649
That’s right Lucest Phobos, the hyper drone that is the physical manifestation of fear would punish those who orchestrated the attack

(Lucest Phobos is the hyper drone equivalent of Lucy, e.g Harper/Harpest)
No.123651
Anonymous
Replies:>>123653
Image:173472288825.jpg(113kB, 384x449)CYN NO.jpg
>>123568
Murder Drones ACKHTUALLY takes place in a computer simulation, with the Absolute Solver simply being a self-aware program rather than an Eldritch entity
No.123652
Anonymous
Replies:>>123654
>>123650
Is the hyper drone version of hawk hawk two?
No.123653
Anonymous
Image:173472299987.png(353kB, 800x440)173280730611.png
>>123651
Imagine we got that 'reveal' in 8
No.123654
Anonymous
>>123652
The hawk twoest
No.123655
Anonymous
Replies:>>123657
>>123568
Liam lost the plot after almost every episode and just barely managed to keep the story cohesive
No.123656
Anonymous
I told J my name is amongus but she smh didn't buy it.
No.123657
Anonymous
>>123655
That's true at least in part
No.123658
Anonymous
>>123644
Hair, a bit of oil (iirc her skirt has oil on it(?)), soup and woodglue, don't ask me why
No.123659
Anonymous
Replies:>>123660
>>123634
Which of the drones would use chap stick?
Honestly weird how no one in the colony did it yet, fits too well with the larp
No.123660
Anonymous
>>123659
Only a few drones know how to actually use it, most just rub it around their face area
No.123661
Anonymous
>>123645
There are no outright "good" characters imo
>Tessa digs up her dead relatives and dresses her toys up with their clothing and hair
>N and V have killed and eaten drones and humans alike
>Uzi has also killed drones and is even shown eating them in the ending credits
The closest characters to "good" I can see would be Nori, Yeva and Khan.
>Nori spends whatever screentime she gets trying to stop solver from eating everything
>Khan, while cowardly, still ultimately rose up and assisted in defeating Cyn
>Yeva gets little screentime but she's shown to be actively against Cyn
>neutral
>J
lolno she intentionally joined Cyn knowing what her intentions were, not to mention she actively tried killing N, V and Uzi despite her "m-muh sad backstory" crap. Definitely belongs in the evil category.
>Doll
Her intentions were pure but her execution of said intentions were all wrong and ended up killing several innocent drones because she has a hateboner for V, Slightly Evil fits her.
>Alice
She belongs to slightly evil, She definitely killed and ate drones but she also killed an unknown amount of DD's which indirectly saved lives.
>Cyn
Fitting, Definitely rotten to the core (no pun intended).
No.123662
Anonymous
How long would it take for M to warm up to Anon and become actual friends with him from their current neutral relationship
No.123664
Anonymous
Booru is alive!
No.123665
Anonymous
>>123602
Thank you for back Booru, snow.
No.123666
Anonymous
Replies:>>123679
>>123662
2-5 business greentexts on average
No.123667
Anonymous
>>123662
I vomit!
No.123668
Anonymous
Replies:>>123681
Image:173472519384.png(88kB, 762x642)1717802395892593.png
>walking around in my apartment
>lots of old, shag carpet as was the style 50 years ago
>unwittingly build up lots of static electricity
>I see an oogi walking through the shag carpet, cutting through the strands of carpet like an explorer with a tiny machete
>she jumps as my shadow descends on her, her purple optics gazing up in fear
>"You shouldn't be doing that, oogi."
>I reach out to pick her up
>as my fingers get close, electricity visibly arcs between me and oogi
>oogi flies backwards and lands on her stomach, her buns sticking up in the air, smoking
>she doesn't get back up
>oogis from the nearby hive watch all this
>they run and hide in their little homes as I bring the oogi's body and dump it in their scrapheap
>already there are whispers of my godlike power over thunder and lightning
No.123669
Anonymous
Replies:>>123672
>>123662
Wow. Desperate for an M fix, huh?
No.123670
Anonymous
Image:173472542537.jpg(1,004kB, 1284x1234)6face6a227bf0d6e68db358a641809c8.jpg
>>123661
>>Tessa digs up her dead relatives and dresses her toys up with their clothing and hair
Tessa literally did nothing wrong.
>>Uzi has also killed drones and is even shown eating them in the ending credits
First time she was Frenzied from not eating anything, second time, the guy that head came from had already died from walking by V during one of her arguments with Lizzy over whether a given monster is hotter than N.
No.123671
Anonymous
Image:173472589827.png(8kB, 387x454)46fe315b05e8c0b5f1045c65e397feba.png
Oo?
No.123672
Anonymous
Replies:>>123675
>>123669
I tried a saline IV drip and it didn't do shit, so yes
No.123673
Anonymous
Image:173472596464.jpg(84kB, 1024x1004)1719569216535618m.jpg
>>123671
No.123674
Anonymous
>>123671
The cookie is secretly a Midget Drone in disguise
No.123675
Anonymous
Replies:>>123676
Image:173472605371.jpg(71kB, 960x538)Spoiler image
>>123672
Well too bad.
No.123676
Anonymous
Image:173472614980.jpg(84kB, 1170x934)fr.jpg
>>123675
Dang. Worth a shot.
No.123677
Anonymous
Replies:>>123710
>>123645
V, J and Nori must be in evil.
No.123678
Anonymous
>>123646
Impossible. Loyal humans sentinel drones would have stopped them.