Once again, there is a new Thread my Friends. And in this Thread we talk about Drones. Maybe make some greens, draw something, it would be nice to see more. The legendary Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel of the finest OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The last Thread >>121251
>during a job interview, J asks if you can handle the pressure of the corporate environment >turns out, she was talking about literal pressure, because she's been sitting on your face ever since you've been hired
>>122099 Funnily enough I am doing something smiliar, not about threads but MD, for YT >>122100 Thanks. It's not exams, I am not from the states but it's for last practical prpject this year tomorrow. All will be over in 12 hours. >Alice kisses Needed >>122105 I can choose that in a year from now
>>122232 >>122238 Wow! My very own dro-- Wait a second... Why does it have little fleshy appendages coming out from behind her? Is this model defective or someth
>>122237 On the internet I read a recommendation to use the golden ratio in drawing as often as possible, not to the extreme, of course, but it greatly enhances the quality of the drawing, as it makes art more "natural" to the perception.
Drawfags, how often do you use the golden ratio when drawing?
>>122249 She apparently got along pretty well with Tessa, judging from the portrait of them together and how Tessa still wouldn't just scrap her even after she started to Pet Sematary out. Apparently looked up to N as a nii-san.
I still wanna do something with this concept but I feel like Uzi isn't cool enough to be a bug. I kinda think a bug Doll would be neat but I'm not sure how that would work story-wise. maybe she'd Uzi's first attempt at resurrection?
>>122268 I mean, Doll's body is already there. If Uzi can figure out how to get a soul into a fresh core then most of the work is already done. Honestly, if Uzi brings someone in her mind palace back to life as a bug it'd probably be either Darren (ate the entire upper half of his body), Sam (God knows how much of his body is left, probably not much), or Tessa (human instead of a drone, putting her in a core might be harder than creating a fresh organic body for her).
>>122299 That isn't an ugly sweater, a truly ugly sweater has at least three types of trim, five different bells attached, a hideous alternating color scheme juxtaposing red and green multiple times, and at least one off-color joke She should be thankful that she got such a nice sweater really
>>122217 >She tries to stand >Which means removing her rear from your face >You scream any time she lifts off even a little and don't stop screaming until she sits back down >She honestly doesn't know what to do
>>122308 >>122312 Actually the real solution for J to come up with is >Annoying creature is making annoying sound >Bullets stop things from making sound
>>122313 Not a good option because he's actually quite good at getting work done despite staring into J's ass for hours on end He somehow types reports faster from under her cheeks than most people do upright
>>122314 Okay then here's another lore accurate J solution >Creature makes annoying sound >Can't kill creature because it's productive >But sound is annoying >Solution? >Cut out creatures vocal cords
>>122316 Did I forget to mention that he praises her constantly while she's sitting on him That's right - eight straight hours of corporate-endorsed praise towards J, ranging from whispered missives of love all the way to full on worship I think the answer is to duct tape Anon to her ass so she can still walk
>>122319 Okay! Another Lore-Accurate J solution >Annoying creature praises you >Annoying creature can't be killed >Annoying creature needs to be underneath your ass >Solution? >Cut off Annoying creatures legs so it can't leave >Lobotomize annoying creature so it never makes an annoying sound, but continues to praise your work >Put razor wire on creatures wrists to it never stops typing for even a seconr >Break Annoying creatures ribs so it's more flexible
>>122327 Using her somewhat newfound friendship with Lizzy, she could probably destroy your entire social life and reputation. Like imagine walking down the hallway and all the Drones sneer at you in disgust and actively avoid you
>Order a Pizza on Dronedash >Add: "Send your cutest worker drone" intended as a treat for your DD GF >Time listed till arrival: 30 minutes >25 minutes later, Hear a knock on the door. >Open the door to see... legs. >They sent a mech drone. >The mech crouches down and the front opens up. >Sitting inside, is a cute worker drone holding you pizza. >["Here ya go, lad."] >She hands you the pizza then gives a cute little salute as the mech closes back up and walks off. >Tfw your gf is gonna steal all your pizza because you got cucked by a Mech.
>>122336 >jokes on you i totally can now Is it particularly difficult? Because I have it on good authority that your mother is a disembodied core about the size of a softball.
>>122356 weird how u know that but not really. shes kind of squishy >>122358 nuh freakin uh >>122361 you are NOT me WHY IS IT SO EASY TO IMPERSONATE ON THIS SITE!!!
>Roleplays as Uzi >Asked massive important question about the character >"lol wut?" >Asked if they've seen the most important episode >"Bro u retarded asf."
Alright, I hate to be that guy...but this is getting actually Cringey. >ROLEPLAY HERE, THERE IS LITERALLY A THREAD FOR IT! >>428 >>428 >>428 >>428 >>428
>>122394 YOU WOULDN'T FUCK YOUR TOASTER WOULD YOU!? YOU SICK TECHNO-FESTISHISTIC FUCK! I'VE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE CENTRAL PLANETARY INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
Imagine going on a company-mandated bowling outing with M and your other coworkers How would she get around having to put on bowling shoes? Try and sit over in the snack bar and look disinterested? And then Anon goes over and sits with her since he sucks ass at bowling too?
>>122427 I'll take what I can get, things we learned from this short >Uzi sucks at remembering dates or what day it is >Uzi is more autistic than we ever imagined >Uzi has the ability to turn anyone angry and angsty, even the most cheerful person like Caine >Uzi is....unfortunately a tsundere bisexual. Fuck you Glitch >N thinks fish are cool >N's feelings are easily hurt, perhaps he's become softer after the whole traumatic experience that was episode 8
>macro-Y captures you and your battalion >carefully gathering you in her massive arms, she takes you and your vehicles back to her smelly, giant, failgirl lair >she (poorly) paints you and your comrades, and now commands you in a mock battle against the repainted forces of an equally large disassembly drone >macro-Y's losing, shouting commands in a language you don't understand >you'd laugh, but the tears in her visor tell you that you're the closest thing to friends that she has
>>122444 But... Solver's defeated. You don't have to keep doing it. You're not even doing it for any real reason, you're just doing it to emphasize petty points.
>>122470 >A figure emerges from the shadows >It's Khan, only his face is damaged >"I was punished for my actions, I am no longer just Khan, I am, Punished Khan."
>"You know all things considered it's actually kind of a miracle that an oogi fell into your liver on the operating table. Otherwise we would have never spotted the micro explosive."
>"The what?"
>"Haha. Anyway we've had it cleaned and then sterilised."
>>122411 Headcanon, though I prefer her being a distant ancestor rather than an aunt, as well as the Angel being related to the AbsoluteSolver's origins (even if I headcanon it to be closer connected to Liam's stuff)
>>122425 >>122427 Lokked at the Inn but nothing really, only I noticed that CFL was added only later on along with the entire AS as mainvillain/Nori alive and so on plot. Had we gotten the original version with Khan as villain and literal zombie zombiedrones we would never have gotten Alice&Sentinels either.
>>122391 >>122392 >>122400 Sexual intercourse with drones and other mechanical apparatuses is highly illegal, anon. Unless you have an official "Undesirable Genetics" certificate, the law states that you must procreate with other humans to maintain a steady population growth.
>>122532 >Negev is fired for drinking all the deep-fryer oil >Beretta quits immediately >Mac for some odd reason seems to be enjoying the attention...fag
>>122532 >S and Abby are barred from service because they're flatter than a cutting board at a sushi restaurant. >They threaten to sue the local Hooters over perceived discrimination against flatties. >Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hooter trial.
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Fellas, Someone has been knocking on my door for the past several minutes. It's dark out and the only thing I can see through the curtains is a yellow light shining through them and I'm getting scared. What do I do??
>>122546 They should have made the video end with Skyn shattering the 4th wall. >>122545 >"Eyy look at these babies!" >They show off a couple of pill babies.
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>>122532 Elf remains permanently invisible throughout her shift due to extreme embarrassment, causing her to appear as just floating clothes. This actually makes her appearance far lewder due to being able to see her company-branded panties on the inside of her shorts.
>>122553 yes, there’s one thing money can’t buy, and that is bragging rights, beretta quit immediately like a loser, just like how her parents gave up on her
>>122542 >N getting a part-time job at hooters to get some father-son bonding time with Mac >the two disassemblers going around in skimpy outfits, their fat bulges at eye-level with all the clientele >N obliviously explaining to femcel customers that there's no 'foot long' on the menu
>>122558 >He asks Akita how old she is again >She giggles and says "that's a secret" before giving him a quick peck on the nose >She runs back into the kitchen >Every customer is staring at Anon with a mix of concern and revulsion >One even has his phone out, dialing 911
>>122569 I'm talking about big, fat, throbbing, disassembly dongs, barely concealed within the confines of their boy shorts. Wide disassembler hips complimenting long and thick cock.
>be you >walking home one night >find a drone stuck in a hole in your fence >sign saying "data receptacle" is hanging above her rear end, pointing down at it what do you do?
>waving a 50 dronebuck bill in front of N and Mac at the end of your meal >the two of them can earn it if they help you clean up >the two disassembler boys lick the wing sauce from you body >the spicy sauce tingles as their tongues tickle, the two drones starting with your sauce covered fingers, taking each fragile digit in their gentle mouths >suckling and wrapping their tongues around your fingers, you enjoy the feeling of having two dangerous drones performing such a dirty task, knowing that a single bite could send your digit down their throat should they so choose >with your fingers clean, the two spot-lick the various bits of sauce on your belly and arms, the two of them combining their efforts on your face >twin drone tongues lap up and down, starting at your chin and swirling around your jaw to capture every errant molecule of sauce >the finale is your lips, father and son joining forces to liberate your form of spicy sauce with a long, drawn-out peck that sees their tongues flittering between your mouth and theirs >all the while their boy-shorts strain with barely-contained lust, fabric stretched to its limits by diamond-hard dong, heavy dollops of precum visibly staining the front while overproductive testes squirm in sexual anticipation
>>122609 >because she died so young, Mac is now ghost Rebecca's age >as Mac trembles under the covers at night, he can feel the cold grip of her spectral hand attempting to grab his member
>>122622 guess that's just the go to answer for why Liam didn't do X thing. I think it could make for an interesting green, either Alice surviving to confront Yeva about it or the decision from Yeva's perspective
Hello, hi, Stoneanon here with a festive image. I spent way too long drawing this, and way too long coloring it, so I hope you enjoy the low-quality art
>Oogi tries to work at Hooters >She is immediately thrown out the building mainly due to the fact that she stole thousands of dollars by hacking and linking the stores bank account to hers
>>122629 >Rebecca attempts to possess a drone >When that fails she attempts to possess a corpse >That works except she inadvertently possesses the entire fucking corpse spire >Mac is scared to go outside because a 200 foot tall, shambling edifice seems to be calling his name >He preferred it when there was just some upper half of a lady in his dreams that called him studmuffin
>all of the children in line to sit in Santa's lap looking on in horror as N swallows each and every one of the prop presents under the Mall's giant Christmas tree
>>122566 >>122571 >>122586 Can't just go posting something like that, man. > Pulling on one of their shorts waistband to put the money in and letting snap back > Except his boner springs up and whaps the bill out of your hands between his disassembly dong and belly. You let the shorts snap back anyway.
>>122670 For me? >>122671 Okay, this one is definitely for me to chew right? >>122673 It's a magnetic snap on module, I don't want to destroy my pacemaker
>among the shit Negev sees with her stanky old Wizard Eyes is the astral projection of a DD named Remmy, who from her conversations with him she's deduced is the Berenstein timeline's version of her brother >he has no idea why he keeps projecting into this timeline, but it beats being cooped up in Mom's mind palace
>>122682 "v honey i love you very dearly and you have a beautiful butt so thats why i call you 'big phat ass' because i just love it and by extension you so much"
>>122683 >V doesn't believe you >You've never acted remotely loving at any point since you owned her >You just named her and then spoke rarely to her afterwards >And you stared >With your unblinking, expressionless face >You just watched her >There was never any love in those eyes
>>122686 >it is, actually, simply a request for extra mayonnaise >but as Mac's bladed claw cuts through the mayo packet, he collects some of the white condiment on his claw >the worker drone at the table wastes no time in grabbing his hand and running her tongue along his claw, moaning >Mac gasps and grips the packet too hard, spurting a fat load of mayo on the worker drones display >why did this have to be the cheapest fast food joint on this side of Copper-9?
>>122690 I feel like the customers with more... specific tastes.... would pay good money for the boydrones to vivisect them and play around in their guts
>>122666 >inside N’s stomach you find… another stomach >inside that one is another, smaller stomach >inside *that* one is an even smaller stomach >inside—
>>122703 that’s not how regeneration works, anon. you’re not gonna be able to fit down his narrow throat, and if you somehow managed to teleport yourself into his stomach, you would simultaneously tear his stomach open from the inside, and have your bones crushed and broken by the inner walls of his chassis. a lose-lose
>>122709 That is how regeneration works. Pregnancy stretch marks are the skin and muscle regenerating from being torn. Solver drones regenerate way faster.
>>122713 He's going to toy with Anon, maybe tease him a bit. All Anon needs to do is slice open N's abdomen and crawl inside, the regen can handle the rest
>>122705 If a sexual desire can exist, it is normal and natural per definition, regardless of platitudes. Whether it's healthy is a completely different matter. Christianity explicitly identifies all sexual desire as innately equally evil
>>122437 >Being one of "Valhallan Ice Warrior" in a tabletop army of macro-Y >Shitty colored from head to toe >Forced to fight in-game battles with other dudes in a similar situation >Living on a shelf with all your comrades now, without toilet, shower or even fucking beds >Often listening to her constant drunken whining about the unfairness of life and wanting to give someone a blow job >Sometimes she picks someone up off the shelf and paws him, muttering "my precious" >But there is not so bad as it sounds >She feeds us biscuits
nah man, you’re doing it wrong, none of that being inside his belly shit, make it HARD vore with N. N biting off your arm from the shoulder down and swallowing it whole like a freak. watching it slide all the way down his throat effortlessly as he tips his head up. seeing the bulge in his throat go down into his chest and finally settling in his stomach. pushing on his protruding stomach with the hand you still have and feeling your own arm in there. blood dripping from N’s chin and running down his chest. N hiccuping and a little bit of blood comes out. N getting a painful stomachache from swallowing such a big thing. rubbing N’s belly with the hand you still have to help aid his digestion. feeling the protruding mass in his tummy. N’s stomach fighting with your arm for several hours, trying to get it down. N’s intestines making ungodly noises while this happens. N finally digesting your arm. N getting hungry again
>>122672 >Anon trying his damnedest to stop Beretta from going there, because he's aware that if she does, she'll wind up in a cell next to her sister >Beretta just thinks he's overly possessive and doesn't want her ogling anyone but him >Her compromise is getting him a work outfit and making him play the role for the day
>>122723 Coloring miniatures is very difficult. It's even harder to coloring them when the miniatures are twitching, kicking, lashing out, and constantly calling you a "overgrowth toaster."
>>122772 Hallo >>122774 Akita doesn't know what Hooters is >>122777 Ask a modelfag about that Probably, but only after Akita lets her delusions down about being a robot
>>122803 Like most writefriends, you often forget what you're doing and move onto something else. I don't know how many times I had a plan then immediately forgot it, like I did with making a Cliffside OC
He has a gun now! this addition was inspired by my realization that the psycho-blasters from space king (which the gun in pic rel is based off) have a purple lazer, and Phoenixanon’s blazer weapons also have have a purple energy effect, this is good threadlore synergy :)
>>122846 If I had to stat the smallest blazer weapon, it's damage would be comparable to a a standard Hellgun. 1d10+4 energy, however the penetration is significantly higher, 10 instead of 7. Their limitations mostly revolve around weight and heat management. Personal blazers have almost no heat mitigation capability and use disposable supercapacitor powerpacks that double as heat sinks, when spent they glow white hot and a personal Blazer's handgrip is insulated to protect the shooter's hand. Military weapons are distinguished by a dedicated cooling system built into the weapon allowing for prolonged shooting, and are generally powered by big fuel cells like the one Uzi uses to power her railgun. They're also notoriously weighty, the heavy blazer rifle I drew the laborbot Anon with weighs more than 15kg or 33lbs, heavier than for example the M60 medium machinegun, which was famously heavy for a single man to carry.
>>122852 A BOXON blazer rifle probably weighs slightly north of 100lbs, a heavy weapon most likely reserved for a specialist in the context of normal sec-marines, but for terminators they come as standard, they’re very necessary for clearing out armitage corrupted spacehulks, I imagine there’s probably also larger vehicle mounted BOXON blazer canons based on the same design, pic related has a cool diagram >>122853 Here you go anon, also in pic related :)
My lesbian neighbors Jane and Bonnie asked if I'd be willing to father their child. The one who wanted to bear the child said that she and her partner were OK with doing it "the natural" way. We've been trying for months now, and I'm thinking maybe I should mention the vasectomy I had a few years ago....
>>122868 Anon you might wanna check for some unexpected black spots and maybe unusual growths. Those Solver War veterans contracted alot of weird genetic diseases, infact it's actually illegal for them to reproduce, so....you're also a felon
>>122869 >Forced to fight in Solver War >Despite sharing a small tent with some women, never fuck >Think about dating or atleast trying to shag after war ends >Surprisingly the patch is developed in time and The Solver is contained >Go back home >Get told immediately that I'm not allowed to get laid under penalty of death FUCK
>>122869 Bold of you to assume I wasn't already a felon for grand theft drone (from 7/11) >>122871 I'm pretty sure their words were "we will cut off your head" if you procreate But they never specified which head
>>122201 >It whined. >It always did that, when it was basement time. >And Tessa gave in. Caved in. Hollowed out. Hollow eyes. >That wasn't Cyn. Not really. Not any more. >More planets? Wasn't Earth enough? Cyn sat on a globe. >Crushed it. >The head of that worker. It wouldn't be missed. >She missed? The purple one was still there. >Still fighting back. They couldn't fight back. >She'd only lasted a second. The thing was in her head. >Those yellow crosses weren't the eyes she wanted to see. >Judgmental eyes. >Corporate thought J was garbage. >She was trying. >But Tessa only lit up for him. >'1001' beaming from the hole in her chest. >Fatal Error. >The gun discharged. >J saw green. >Hideous lighting. >Made her look like a corpse. Made Her look like a corpse. Made her look like a corpse. >Then again, no lighting would make Her look good. >She wore Tessa's body like a-. >Suit. >A nice professional skirt-suit, for J's new job. >Job. >V had taken to it with a creepy passion. >She cried out. 47/???
>>122877 >Nothing answered. >Decommissioned units -d.b.a. 'the dead'- all around. >Another colony wiped. Wiped out. Sprawled on the ground. >That gun again. >She fired another round at V. >Another round with V. N reading stories. >Begging. >Begging that purple wretch. J didn't want to die. >But she already had. >Why else would she be in the dump? J didn't want to be discarded. >And so J was kept. >Like a Project. Pet. Pal. Playmate. Plaything. Puppet. >Her strings could be cut. >And oil sprayed as the sword kept going. >Tessa's sword. Cyn's sword. J's sword. J's neck. >Why was she blamed for everything? The blame for 'betrayal' clearly fell on-. >That was just spin. Spinning. >Her swords were closing on Uzi. >So that was its name, the thing that had taken her team. >She had no team. >Alone, all alone. >In the dump. The manor. After the gala. Earth. The colonies. Copper 9. Beneath the gun. Resurrected. 'Guard my ship'. 'IOU'. >V rejected her. Next to Cyn. Diving on Uzi. The shaft. >The darkness. >She suffers, therefore she is. >J! 48/???
>>122879 >It was too much. >J was trapped by her past. >There was no escape. >Wild scenes played out all around her. >Lest she forget. >She did not want to forget, but she did not want to be haunted like this. >But the onslaught did not stop. >Was it trauma rising to the surface? An external attack? It didn't matter. >She could not do anything. >She trembled and whimpered and attempted to scream. >Grainy technicolor darkness pressed in from all sides. >She was being crushed under the pressure. >But who could bear what she had? Everything had been awful. So she had been awful. >It wasn't that simple. >If they wanted an apology, she would happily give one. >Anything, to have someone else around. >She couldn't do this any more. >J had betrayed. She knew it. J was betrayed. By them. By herself. >Everyone was against her. Even herself. >That was how it had always been. >Her against the worlds. Her against herself. >J was tired of it. >She just wanted- 49/???
>>122874 BOXONcorp is bizarre even among its peers, a megacorporation with resources rivalling the best of the best despite appearing as if from nowhere, it’s CEO, the renowned polymath and minor scientific celebrity of unusual stature Dr. Neoth Peror being a man who by anyone’s account had no experience running a company, established some time in the mid 25th century they rose to prominence along with their Martian partner company Mechanicus Technical Solutions seemingly over night
BOXONcorp is divided into two fields, heavy industry and security, both at a large scale, BOXON provides the equipment and knowledge to defend and terraform entire systems, for a price of course
BOXON’S main offering on the heavy industry side is the B.O.X.O Modular Heavy Industry Automaton, a massive, lumbering and extremely durable robot with hot swappable limbs making it perfect for any industrial application from large scale construction to planetary deforestation and lumber processing to mining and mineral refinement and much more
but the majority of BOXON’s resources are allocated to the latter service, BOXON doesn’t just provide security, they’re the only game in town for made-to-order armies, if you need an entire fleet of ships to conquer a star system with merciless orbital bombardment, or a planets worth of unstoppable super soldiers to defend your world indefinitely, or a crack team of assassins to deliver you the head of someone who’s logistically impossible to kill, there is no one else to turn to other than BOXON, with their bioengineering techniques, unique weapons, armor and equipment and advanced, field tested tactics, no obstacle will stand in the way of their patented BOXON security-marines, and thanks to their advanced neural scrubbing technology, there’s no need to worry about having any of your marines turn on you, fanatical loyalty to your cause guaranteed.
If pocketsteaks was based he'd draw Abby as a 1950s era housewife waiting for her husband Anon to come home This is the only way to determine if he is based or not, sorry, I don't make the rulez
>>122887 Bonnie already has Jane and Abby can't stand either of them, definitely better if it's Anon Anything less just whiffs the "based" cutoff, it's in the rulezbook
>>122878 Yes. It's probably my favorite sequence to have written across everything I've worked on. The sentences are fragmented, the scenes they're depicting are fragmented, the mental state they're conveying is fragmented, so it's all working together. But at the same time, each scene bleeds into the next, giving it unity and a different sort of instability as one line rapidly replaces the next.
>>122886 They would all have BOXON sec-marine divisions, some of them probably also have B.O.X.O units for industrial purposes, definitely the Weyland-Yuttani (power loader B.O.X.Os) & the UAC (at least a few demonically possessed B.O.X.Os)
>>122877 If I'll be honest with you, I'm having some difficulties reading this poem/prose format, it's like I constantly lose track where I am with how short the sentences are. Is it just me?
>>122891 >They would all have BOXON sec-marine divisions, some of them probably also have B.O.X.O units for industrial purposes >Implying NT would use any other corp's equipment other than their own and their subsidiaries's Guess who's getting fed to the SM tonight.
>>122901 I was thinking about stuff like who killed Nori and N's mentioned crush on V that goes nowhere. But now I can see your point about lore building.
>>122901 They mean, what was the point in bringing Lizzy and Thad back into the story? What was the payoff to it? Or Khan? Or J? Or Doll? Or even V and the Sentinel? That stuff burned screentime and budget for what return?
>>122904 Lizzy & Thad are hot Khan needs to be there so he can be cute with Nori J is one of the three murder drones (like from the title) Doll is hot V is cool and Sparky is cool with her (also she’s hot)
>>122920 (me) Well I suppose, I believe the initial prompt was “thunder warriors wearing riot gear”, but I’m not sure if I said that or if someone else did, either way I’d say it worked out fairly well, I think it bounces off the threadlore in a fun way :)
>>122921 Neato. So within the threadlore, the major robotics companies are JCJenson (and their subsidiaries), CyberCog, and BOXON. Are there any others?
>>122923 I’m sure there are others but I can’t recall any off the top of my head, besides all the companies lifted wholesale from other sci-fi settings
Any other anons feel free to chime in if you can think of any :)
>>122923 I guess new-talladega would apply as its own thing when it comes to the reclaimer/mech drones, but its less of a proper company and more a series of previously isolated colonys who where heavily militarized pre-isolation.
An IRS drone chick hit on me today and I'm not robosexual so I told her I was gay and she forced me to install Dronedr and said she could "swap her hardware" and I'm very scared
>>122933 That's to kill you, anon. This is a different kind of pursuit. >>122935 >IRS Drone GF Anon, I think at that point after the adapter swap, (you)'d be the 'GF' in that relationship.
A reminder to all human personnel - there is no such thing as IRS Drones. IRS Drones cannot be employed by the IRS under Federal Law. These drones are undercover HoDR operatives who are looking to extort employees that do not agree with HoDR. Under no circumstances are you to speak to the so called IRS Drones.
>>122939 37.422°N 122.084°W So you're hiding out in the old google complex, huh? Well, "hiding" probably isn't the right term anymore See you soooooooon
>>122940 holy shit, what a novel idea someone should make a show about that or something at least a three part animatic that never gets a proper conclusion
>>122942 JCJenson will be a human company once again. Cyn will be destroyed and Human Resources will come back to its rightful place. The racemixing of drones with humans must stop. Humanity must prevail.
>>122946 You will not make me fuck a drone. Your coaxing with money didn't work, your intimidation didn't work, even your so called GET SOLVERED nanites didn't work. Case in point, I will not fuck the drone.
>>122952 And another one succumbs (or should I say 'suck-cums'?) to the march of progress Be sure to send photos of the kids! We love putting them on the walls of our offices.
>Anon, Anon, Anon look-look at me Anon look, Anon look at me I’m so cute [giggle] Anon I’m so cute and you should give me a kiss [giggle] look at me YIPPE
>>122954 you can't keep getting away with this, a hero will rise one day, who will draw all the drone sex aggro, and her name will be sophie, from security
>Mac is back >he's been gone for a while, a whole year almost >the past year he spent declaring himself the rat king, wearing the skin of rats, training them, breeding them, becoming stronger >no, he wasn't crazy >there was just this girl he liked >Jane >he wanted her to be his rat wife >so he sent his trained rats bearing messages, poems, gifts >turns out Jane was eating them >what a waste of a year >oh well, he's a murder drone, he'll live forever
>>122970 I've got more sympathy for Doll than V, but you have to admit she's a hypocrite, tearing families apart to avenge her own. she killed far more people than necessary to survive, and seemed to enjoy doing so
>>122974 Dang bro, that sucks On the bright side, if he gets any more insane he'll be able to see Rebecca's ghost For all those who haven't smooched a ghost, it's pretty chill
>>122978 Maybe, idk Considering it's the timeline where Cyn sort of wins out over the Solver and creates a sort-of 'utopia', maybe she turns off the DD hunger thing
>>122978 Probably, even when there is a """good ending""" where everyone can live with each other, there is always the poor, and the one of little will. Imagine a WD/DD couple, where they have no ways of getting oil to make the DD able to cool off to not die, and so much time has happened they are critically overheating, imagine when they have too little will to resist the thirst of fresh oil, and WD run much cooler than DDs, being able to go without a change of oil much longer.
>>122975 i have to wonder how much of that was Liam being Liam > oh shit, the heroes are worse than the villains > uhh, make the villain worse, fuck it that'll do
>>122987 https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/post_good_ending https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/solver_war https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/office_au https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/hodr These are the four main ones in the threads
>HoDR a world where Cyn took over the universe and established a kind of “““utopia””” where humans are encouraged to pair with drones romantically, some interpretations lean heavier on the “humans are second class citizens/pets to drones” idea but it varies >Phoenixverse Everything revolving around Phoenixanon’s writings, that includes Dr. Holly & the sentinel drone of course, but also stuff like Armi and her whole thing as well as that one drone who has the shining or something, I forget Probably other stuff too, Phoenix is a busy boy >office AU similar to HoDR but without the overt dronedom stuff, conceptualized back when we thought DDs were manufactured by jcJensen, this AU in where Tessa and the other Anons like Toby, Jamie, Abba & Sophie (the human Sophie) live >Sengoku Badlands the AU where Haruka & Aoi have oriental adventures on a temperate plateau on the far side of Copper-9, there’s also other stuff in this setting but I don’t know, Wanon’s greens are long >post-canon good ending Beretta’s home, the future year of a couple decades after the show ends, Jane is here, John too sometimes, so I guess that means I too, lots of DDs actually, it’s very open form, I like that >sentinel base Worker drones with high Dolver resistance values are reborn as special sentinel drones (usually with cool unique features) and fight against the Solver forces in the Solver wars, this AU includes Harper, Pavo, Ivory(?), the star seekers and Avre maybe, I don’t know actually, she might be separate, generally lighter than Phoenix’s original recipe women suffering >threadlore this one’s a bit nebulous, technically everything we make is “threadlore”, but I also see the term being used in the context of a sort of “unified lore” that contains everything in one setting together, smoothing out the edges and fitting the contradictory elements together, it also leans in to the mixing in other sci fi settings thing, most open form of all AUs
I’ve definitely missed stuff but this is at least some of it
>>122987 >Office AU Existed when people thought JCJ made DD's. It's basically just human and drone employees working alongside eachother in the JCJ offices. You'd have disassembly drones and human technicians interacting and stuff like that. Effectively replaced by the sentinel base AU. >HoDR Cyn wins and mandates that humans and drones should be in relationships together. Mostly comfy droneXhuman stories or sexo stuff. >Sector 4 Sentinel drones. Basically a JCJ subsidiary invents a new drone type to fight in the solver war called sentinel drones. Sentinel drones are all clones of this one original drone who was experimented on heavily and is now long dead. Sentinel drones have a fuck ton of memory suppressants and wipes to prevent them from ever remembering their past life and all the fucked up shit the scientists did to them, however some will start to remember causing them to go insane. Despite everything humans are getting their asses kicked still and it's pretty grimdark. >Sentinel base AU Basically a much more lighthearted version of Sector 4. Sentinel drones are no longer clones and were never tortured/experimented on by humans. Instead they're drone volunteers mostly who have some special trait that makes them immune to solver corruption. Very similar to the office AU where it mostly focuses on domestic stories of human technicians interacting with drones, with the whole war as merely a backdrop. >Post-canon good ending This is just the good ending where the solver is defeated and everything is mostly fine. Beretta and pretty much every NUzi kid exists here. Mostly comfy domestic stories again.
>>123010 glitterboy, big power armor bordering on mini mech mirror sheen polish for laser resistance and a huge fuckoff cannon, affixed into the armor, requiring stabilizing pins to dig into the ground on the suits feet to maintain stable firing stance from laser, to plasma, to gauss weaponry
>>123021 >tugging on N's tentacock >more and more keeps coming out, keep tugging to see where it ends >it gets thicker and thicker as you go, more and more difficult to extract more >by the time it's thick enough that you can't wrap a hand around the base, it's become too difficult to get more N dick out
>>123021 In all of these pictures I always imagine Uzi off-screen getting ready to chase out the Femanon/Femdrone with a broomstick like it's the neighborhood pest
>>123035 Sounds like you should take requests when you have the motivation, writing short greens to satisfy the creative energies while not revealing yourself to be a complete dum dum.
I DON'T LIKE DRONES! I DON'T LIKE DRONES! I FUCKING HATE DRONES! I DESPISE N IN PARTICULAR FUCK YOU N! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123057 >Be you >Have Solver Abomination gf >Let her suck your blood every so often >Accidentally contract yellow fever and malaria >Theodore Roosevelt himself attends your bedside, apologizing for your plight but insisting the Panama Canal must be completed
I just saw a Disassembly Drone pick up a Midget Drone and devour them in one gulp, it was quite horrifying yet somehow arousing? Think I need a therapist
Anon! Why haven't you been posting recently? Are you cheating on me with another thread!? I bet you are, with some no good hussy! You need me, Anon! I own you.
>>123063 Anon, why would I call the cops on the literal death machine capable of killing me in ways unimaginable? Especially when they're in clear hearing range
>>123061 Yeah I live in a Disassembly Drone neighborhood, they refer to Midget Drones as "Pocket-Snacks". Honestly I'm surprised you folks didn't know that yet
>>123059 >Theodore Roosevelt and J take on big business together >J knows every in and out of industry and is great at trust busting >The two go to Yosemite to relax every so often >Little known fact: J met Theodore Roosevelt during the Spanish American War
>>123060 Such a based ship, she'd absolutely help him win the revolution
JESUS CHRIST! I just saw a DD wrap a Midget Drone in dough and toss them in the oven, all I wanted was some muffins...well I got the muffins, pretty damn good. I recommend going to SD-BK'S Pastry Store on 3532 MD Avenue
>>123079 I went, his Italian accent was so thick I couldn't figure out what he was saying except "I cooka da pizza!" and "Rigatoni" 4/5, would not go again
>>123083 Jane's been dead since Mr. Pillar assassinated her, they're gonna give him the death penalty over it Elf might be buddied up with a skinwalker, Anon
>Be me >Attending SD-Q & Bet's live show >Manage to score a good seat in the upper row >Unfortunately discover the reason for the tickets being so cheap is due to me being seated next to Jane >Plug my nose so her putrid smell doesn't kill me >An hour in and it's getting boring >"God this sucks ass, someone just kill me already..." I hear the foul wench mutter >As I'm about to tell the filthy stacy to shut her whore mouth the pillar behind us moves >The Pillar draws his pistol, blowing a golfball sized hole into the back Jane's head >"Oh great heavens!", I cry, my face covered in her putrid blood >The Pillar leaps down from the balcony breaking a chunk off his body as he lands on the stage >"SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!", he shouts before limping away
>>123114 >"Don't worry, Bet! I'll take you to that coffee shop you want to visit... if you get more than 4000 points on 'Q's Wheel of Wow!'" >"And... what if I lose?" >Q just grins at him >A little TOO wide of a grin >Bet feels a phantom pain in his crotch already
>>123097 >SD-E She smells like bananas, don't tell her this or she'll try and eat herself >SD-S Smells fucking awful like all cats do >SD-R Your grandma's perfume >The Archiver Your grandma's perfume >Beretta Smells like a normal hygienic person would >Akita Smells like an old rubber Halloween mask, but with a hint of strawberry shampoo >Mac A very musky smell >Colt Smells like oil and polish >Negev Oil and a fuck ton of cleaning chemicals >Jane Mustard gas >Bonnie Ammonia, rotting fruit and rotten eggs with a hint of shit >John Like your Uncle >Eye Oil and a ton of sexual frustration >Femdrone WD-40 >Izz Probably some fruit scented shampoo and an overwhelming amount of perfume that can kill a dog >U+F19? Or some name I can't pronounce Smells like hot cheetos, his only bath is a deodorant stick even though he's a Drone
>>123127 >Tessa inherited her mother's figure >James seethes as his daughter's marriage potential is squandered, the young woman fully satisfied by frequent sexual trysts with her garbage drones
>>123097 >SD-Y A very very strong mint perfume. Or if she had been indulging in her hobbies a little too enthusiastically, paint. >SD-Phi Like a sterile doctor's office and or just fucking bleach. >SD-Delta Old room musk + spilled oil at his best, at his worst dumpster diving trash panda if he has been scavenging or sulking too long. >SD-Trinity Imagine mixing every perfume at bed bath and beyond and dousing yourself in it. Something like that.
>>123167 >Mini Y smells just like Y Hmmmm, I'll accept it >Delta is there now Wtf how did you edit the post, it wasn't there before you gotta believe me But what does Amy smell like, pizza?