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No.122214
Murder Drones (#118)Anonymous
Replies:>>122216>>122236
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Once again, there is a new Thread my Friends.
And in this Thread we talk about Drones. Maybe make some greens, draw something, it would be nice to see more.
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The last Thread >>121251
No.122216
Anonymous
Replies:>>122218
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>>122214
>OP image
No.122217
Anonymous
Replies:>>122223>>122307
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>during a job interview, J asks if you can handle the pressure of the corporate environment
>turns out, she was talking about literal pressure, because she's been sitting on your face ever since you've been hired
No.122218
Anonymous
Replies:>>122222
>>122216
:(
No.122219
Anonymous
Replies:>>122248>>122249
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No.122221
Anonymous
>>122099
Funnily enough I am doing something smiliar, not about threads but MD, for YT
>>122100
Thanks. It's not exams, I am not from the states but it's for last practical prpject this year tomorrow. All will be over in 12 hours.
>Alice kisses
Needed
>>122105
I can choose that in a year from now
No.122222
Anonymous
Replies:>>122511
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>>122218
Such ministrations are not in my preferences. Begone homo.
No.122223
Anonymous
>>122217
with a nice ass like hers, I can handle it just fine
No.122224
Anonymous
Replies:>>122227>>122228>>122250>>122251
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Serious Designation V
No.122227
Anonymous
>>122224
the snow is eating her alive, soon, there’s going to be nothing left of her
No.122228
Anonymous
>>122224
Serial Designation Voluptuous
Serial Designation Venus de Milo
Sexy Designation V
No.122232
Anonymous
Replies:>>122233>>122240>>122241
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are you gonna open your present, anon?
No.122233
Anonymous
>>122232
yea, let get my teeth right to open the present
No.122234
Anonymous
anyone got any v x anon art
No.122235
Anonymous
>>122234me
preferably lewds
No.122236
Anonymous
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>>122214
> pic
No.122237
Anonymous
Replies:>>122247>>122253
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Any artfags here with spines inside the golden ratio?
No.122238
Anonymous
Replies:>>122240>>122241
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No.122239
Anonymous
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>V learns that Uzi is extremely easy to tease with compliments
No.122240
Anonymous
>>122238
back in the box >>122232 with you
No.122241
Anonymous
Replies:>>122242
>>122232
>>122238
Wow! My very own dro-- Wait a second... Why does it have little fleshy appendages coming out from behind her? Is this model defective or someth
No.122242
Anonymous
>>122241
it’s from china, you already know how terrible it can get
No.122243
Anonymous
Harper…
No.122244
Anonymous
Why do I hear screami
No.122245
Anonymous
oh fuck who let cyn ou
No.122246
Anonymous
Replies:>>122258
anon when are you returning my brain worms? cuz I gave you like two weeks to use them and I need them back before the end of the month
No.122247
Anonymous
>>122237
Bro's been fathered by y Droideka🚜
No.122248
Anonymous
Replies:>>122257
>>122219
>DD Cyn
Holy son of God, I need MORE!
No.122249
Anonymous
Replies:>>122265
>>122219
Stuff like this always makes me curious what Cyn might have been like if she wasn't a solver host.
No.122250
Anonymous
>>122224
This fang is gorgeous.
No.122251
Anonymous
>>122224
Kissable
No.122252
Anonymous
rechargeable drones are for unamerican pussies. my drone runs on pure diesel and she could kick the shit outta your drone after doin two kegstands
No.122253
Anonymous
Replies:>>122261>>122288
>>122237
On the internet I read a recommendation to use the golden ratio in drawing as often as possible, not to the extreme, of course, but it greatly enhances the quality of the drawing, as it makes art more "natural" to the perception.

Drawfags, how often do you use the golden ratio when drawing?
No.122254
Anonymous
Replies:>>122259>>122260>>122263>>122266>>122273>>122290>>122300
ENOUGH. Post... THAT image.
No.122257
Anonymous
Replies:>>122262>>122272
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>"After being stuck on a team with V and J for at least twenty years I could do without ANOTHER emotionally volatile woman all up in my face"

>>122248
Different context but I had made this at some point in the past.
No.122258
Anonymous
>>122246
Dude, I'm sorry, I accidentally drowned all your brain worms in bleach.
No.122259
Anonymous
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>>122254
No.122260
Anonymous
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>>122254
No.122261
Anonymous
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>>122253
hmmm, i dont think much about it. I use different type of compositions
No.122262
Anonymous
>>122257
I haven't seen new content from you in a while, anon, exams too?
No.122263
Anonymous
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>>122254
No.122265
Anonymous
>>122249
She apparently got along pretty well with Tessa, judging from the portrait of them together and how Tessa still wouldn't just scrap her even after she started to Pet Sematary out. Apparently looked up to N as a nii-san.
No.122266
Anonymous
Replies:>>122270>>122277>>122297
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>>122254
No.122267
Anonymous
Replies:>>122269
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I need to make a mess out of doll after covering her in kisses and filling her chassis with my hot sticky love
No.122268
Anonymous
Replies:>>122274>>122903>>122914
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I still wanna do something with this concept but I feel like Uzi isn't cool enough to be a bug. I kinda think a bug Doll would be neat but I'm not sure how that would work story-wise. maybe she'd Uzi's first attempt at resurrection?
No.122269
Anonymous
>>122267
>V is using a diaper pin on her left arm
No.122270
Anonymous
Replies:>>122271
>>122266
That smile would make me ready for round two immediately.
No.122271
Anonymous
>>122270
you have 10 seconds, made it count before you give out
No.122272
Anonymous
>>122257
Hey, my favorite simple comic guy is back
No.122273
Anonymous
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>>122254
No.122274
Anonymous
>>122268
I mean, Doll's body is already there. If Uzi can figure out how to get a soul into a fresh core then most of the work is already done.
Honestly, if Uzi brings someone in her mind palace back to life as a bug it'd probably be either Darren (ate the entire upper half of his body), Sam (God knows how much of his body is left, probably not much), or Tessa (human instead of a drone, putting her in a core might be harder than creating a fresh organic body for her).
No.122275
Anonymous
Replies:>>122279>>122302>>122309
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No.122276
Anonymous
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I love this ghost
No.122277
Anonymous
Replies:>>122282
>>122266
Which drone was this one
No.122278
Anonymous
Replies:>>122281>>122283>>122286
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Naked Abby with Colors
You can almost feel her beating heart
No.122279
Anonymous
>>122275
>human x drone
give it a break, I want to see doom guy and isaac clarke making out
No.122280
Anonymous
Replies:>>122298>>122310
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Anon, show me the scariest Murder Drones image you have.
No.122281
Anonymous
Replies:>>122311
>>122278
gross but also nice. looks very painful
No.122282
Anonymous
>>122277
Lainey gilmore
No.122283
Anonymous
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>>122278
you sure love them toes, don’t you
No.122284
Anonymous
Replies:>>122287>>122295
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Curiosity
No.122285
Anonymous
Replies:>>122289>>122292>>122293>>122327
>Uzi saw (You)r OC(s) and thought that was pretty fucking Cringe.
How do you respond?
No.122286
Anonymous
Replies:>>122291
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>>122278
Man I don't want sad lewds, I want wholesome lewds 😔👎👎
No.122287
Anonymous
>>122284
>no legs
broke ass N, that’s what you get for not paying taxes
No.122288
Anonymous
>>122253
I didn't know what that is til this thread
No.122289
Anonymous
>>122285
YOUR CRINGE
No.122290
Anonymous
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>>122254
No.122291
Anonymous
Replies:>>122296
>>122286
A sad lewd would be human abby next to mutated abby so you could see how far she had fallen
No.122292
Anonymous
Replies:>>122294
>>122285
Has she ever considered SHE'S pretty fucking bueno?
Nightcore? In 30XX? We call it "Tiktok remix" now, hag
No.122293
Anonymous
>>122285
I thought she'd be happy not to be the shortest drone anymore
No.122294
Anonymous
>>122292
she can’t look at herself, her ugliness breaks the window
No.122295
Anonymous
>>122284
...Killed the cat
No.122296
Anonymous
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>>122291
I don't feel super happy looking at mutant Abby either tho 😢
No.122297
Anonymous
>>122266
Nice <3
No.122298
Anonymous
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>>122280
I don't save many scary pics
No.122299
Anonymous
Replies:>>122301>>122303>>122304>>122305>>122306
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There are limits to how jolly one can get.
No.122300
Anonymous
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>>122254
No.122301
Anonymous
>>122299
well that’s too fucking bad, put it on now, or else you’ll die haruka
No.122302
Anonymous
>>122275
Emily don't stand on the chair
No.122303
Anonymous
>>122299
That isn't an ugly sweater, a truly ugly sweater has at least three types of trim, five different bells attached, a hideous alternating color scheme juxtaposing red and green multiple times, and at least one off-color joke
She should be thankful that she got such a nice sweater really
No.122304
Anonymous
>>122299
SHE SHOULD!
No.122305
Anonymous
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>>122299
There is never a limit..
F**king Love Christmas Music Video - Nostalgia Criticyoutube thumb
No.122306
Anonymous
>>122299
IS THERE NOW
No.122307
Anonymous
Replies:>>122308
>>122217
>She tries to stand
>Which means removing her rear from your face
>You scream any time she lifts off even a little and don't stop screaming until she sits back down
>She honestly doesn't know what to do
No.122308
Anonymous
Replies:>>122312>>122313
>>122307
The solution? Shrink anon and make him a permanent pantyhose tenant.
No.122309
Anonymous
>>122275
Holy kek
No.122310
Anonymous
Replies:>>122323
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>>122280
No.122311
Anonymous
>>122281
>looks very painful
it is!
No.122312
Anonymous
Replies:>>122313
>>122308
Sorry, we're fresh out of shrink rays
The only solution is for J to promise to sit on him later
No.122313
Anonymous
Replies:>>122314
>>122308
>>122312
Actually the real solution for J to come up with is
>Annoying creature is making annoying sound
>Bullets stop things from making sound
No.122314
Anonymous
Replies:>>122316
>>122313
Not a good option because he's actually quite good at getting work done despite staring into J's ass for hours on end
He somehow types reports faster from under her cheeks than most people do upright
No.122315
Anonymous
Replies:>>122317
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No.122316
Anonymous
Replies:>>122319>>122320
>>122314
Okay then here's another lore accurate J solution
>Creature makes annoying sound
>Can't kill creature because it's productive
>But sound is annoying
>Solution?
>Cut out creatures vocal cords
No.122317
Anonymous
>>122315
>Is this the first meme of 3024?
>*sounds of operatic music as Cyn gets curb-NULLed*
No.122318
Anonymous
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Me when Tessa give the succ straight outta Koprulu sector
No.122319
Anonymous
Replies:>>122322>>122326
>>122316
Did I forget to mention that he praises her constantly while she's sitting on him
That's right - eight straight hours of corporate-endorsed praise towards J, ranging from whispered missives of love all the way to full on worship
I think the answer is to duct tape Anon to her ass so she can still walk
No.122320
Anonymous
Replies:>>122321
>>122316
it has no mouth or eyes, to be completely honest, not even I know what anon is
No.122321
Anonymous
>>122320
I thought he is just a corpse being posses by my mutated algae
No.122322
Anonymous
Replies:>>122329
>>122319
>duct tape Anon to her ass so she can still walk
draw a stick figure sketch, the people need to know how it will work
No.122323
Anonymous
Replies:>>122325
>>122310
FATTTT
No.122324
Anonymous
Replies:>>122372
Man, drawing's hard
No.122325
Anonymous
>>122323
cyn’s always looked like that
No.122326
Okay You Plot-Armor Bitch
Replies:>>122328
>>122319
Okay! Another Lore-Accurate J solution
>Annoying creature praises you
>Annoying creature can't be killed
>Annoying creature needs to be underneath your ass
>Solution?
>Cut off Annoying creatures legs so it can't leave
>Lobotomize annoying creature so it never makes an annoying sound, but continues to praise your work
>Put razor wire on creatures wrists to it never stops typing for even a seconr
>Break Annoying creatures ribs so it's more flexible
No.122327
Anonymous
Replies:>>122330>>122350>>122352>>122355
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>>122285
She would never speak to me again after learning that this character only exists because she got herself preggers on accident
No.122328
Anonymous
>>122326
Fair enough
>Unfortunately, enough if Anon's brain still functions to know this is kinda hot
>He has a permanent erection
No.122329
Anonymous
>>122322
It's like 69 but attached to her back instead
There is no way in hell I am drawing that with relatives visiting 🌚
No.122330
Anonymous
>>122327
Using her somewhat newfound friendship with Lizzy, she could probably destroy your entire social life and reputation. Like imagine walking down the hallway and all the Drones sneer at you in disgust and actively avoid you
No.122331
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122332>>122333>>122334>>122337>>122353
so is this that website those gross ass humans spend all their time on -.-
No.122332
Anonymous
Replies:>>122336
>>122331
unlucky for you, I can hug my own mom, can’t say the same about you, clanker
No.122333
Anonymous
Replies:>>122336
>>122331
now your here forever, the ride never ends
No.122334
Anonymous
Replies:>>122336
>>122331
How the fuck did you hear about us? We don't advertise...unless. You've been lurking here since the start
No.122335
Anonymous
Replies:>>122375
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No.122336
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122342>>122356
>>122332
jokes on you i totally can now
>>122333
yeah you wish fleshbag >:P
>>122334
nope, first time for everything
No.122337
Anonymous
Replies:>>122339
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>>122331
Hi uzi
No.122338
Anonymous
Replies:>>122509
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No.122339
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122341
>>122337
WOAH
No.122340
Anonymous
Replies:>>122345>>122349
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>Order a Pizza on Dronedash
>Add: "Send your cutest worker drone" intended as a treat for your DD GF
>Time listed till arrival: 30 minutes
>25 minutes later, Hear a knock on the door.
>Open the door to see... legs.
>They sent a mech drone.
>The mech crouches down and the front opens up.
>Sitting inside, is a cute worker drone holding you pizza.
>["Here ya go, lad."]
>She hands you the pizza then gives a cute little salute as the mech closes back up and walks off.
>Tfw your gf is gonna steal all your pizza because you got cucked by a Mech.
No.122341
darkxwolf17
>>122339
WHAT
No.122342
Anonymous
Replies:>>122347
>>122336
nu hu, I canonically proof that you can hug your own mother
No.122343
Anonymous
Replies:>>122346
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Imagine Y drunk driving this
No.122344
Anonymous
Replies:>>122347
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No.122345
Anonymous
>>122340
Needed to specify you wanted the drone too
They got screwed too many times by the 13% to risk letting you get anything for free, nigga
No.122346
Anonymous
Replies:>>122348
>>122343
Why does Y get the keys? Give them to someone with more decorum, like... Dr. Ones
No.122347
darkxwolf17
>>122342
yeah i CAN im glad we agree
>>122344
on robo-god!
No.122348
Anonymous
Replies:>>122359
>>122346
dr. ones… that crazy old man, he is the man of the hour
No.122349
Anonymous
>>122340
you're lucky she didn't see your GF, or you'd have ended up with a metal pancake for a lover
No.122350
Anonymous
>>122327
>preggers on accident
That's one way to describe a virgin birth.
No.122351
Anonymous
Replies:>>122352
We should beat Uzi to death with Styrofoam Bats
No.122352
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122357
>>122327
What?
>>122351
id like to see you try
No.122353
Anonymous
Replies:>>122354
>>122331
How do you type with centipede legs?
No.122354
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122358>>122360
>>122353
what r u talking about
No.122355
Anonymous
Replies:>>122371
>>122327
This is the creature that lives in my closet
It watches over me while I sleep
No.122356
Anonymous
Replies:>>122362
>>122336
>jokes on you i totally can now
Is it particularly difficult? Because I have it on good authority that your mother is a disembodied core about the size of a softball.
No.122357
Anonymous
Image:173456567026.png(107kB, 311x359)WOOP.png
>>122352
good to know that you consent to getting beaten to death with styrofoam bats, and not to worry! we’ll have fun while doing it
No.122358
Anonymous
Replies:>>122362
>>122354
Aren't you a big biomechanical centipede monster now?
No.122359
Anonymous
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>>122348
He alone can drive the Bass Pro Shops pyramid
Because he is descended from the white pharaohs of Egypt
No.122360
Anonymous
Replies:>>122361
>>122354
Wait.....did...you not watch episode 8?
No.122361
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122362
>>122360
those greentexts are making you more retarded again, which is impressive, doesn’t change the fact that your still retarded
No.122362
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122365
>>122356
weird how u know that but not really. shes kind of squishy
>>122358
nuh freakin uh
>>122361
you are NOT me WHY IS IT SO EASY TO IMPERSONATE ON THIS SITE!!!
No.122363
Anonymous
Replies:>>122364>>122367
Image:173456592863.png(125kB, 1024x590)Get Out Bro....png
>Roleplays as Uzi
>Asked massive important question about the character
>"lol wut?"
>Asked if they've seen the most important episode
>"Bro u retarded asf."
No.122364
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122370
>>122363
do u really think i would mix up "youre" and "your". im not a stupid meatbag i have autocorrect
No.122365
darkxwolf17
Replies:>>122366
>>122362
I am better you, nicer as well
No.122366
darkxwolf17
>>122365
u just called that guy retarded
No.122367
Anonymous
>>122363
I miss him
No.122369
Anonymous
Replies:>>122373
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Alright, I hate to be that guy...but this is getting actually Cringey.
>ROLEPLAY HERE, THERE IS LITERALLY A THREAD FOR IT!
>>428
>>428
>>428
>>428
>>428
No.122370
Anonymous
>>122364
your even worse, your a tin can, worthless piece of metal, now turn yourself into a air fryer
No.122371
Anonymous
>>122355
can i have one too?
No.122372
Anonymous
>>122324
Agreed bro😔
No.122373
darkxwolf17
>>122368
>>122369
SIGH whatever
No.122375
Anonymous
>>122335
Like
No.122379
Anonymous
Replies:>>122381>>122382>>122383>>122559
Image:173456641218.png(3.19MB, 2048x2048)124305668_p1.png
FUCK YOU!
>traps your drone in a mold of chocolate
No.122381
Anonymous
>>122379
>consume
No.122382
Anonymous
>>122379
>"Hey that's kinda cut-
>Reverse Image Search
>Whole Deviantart account full of this stuff
Oh...it's a fetish
No.122383
Anonymous
>>122379
we’re in for a real treat today, bros!
No.122384
Anonymous
Replies:>>122386>>122388>>122496
Image:173456652467.jpg(1.06MB, 2892x3496)IMG_20240930_231800.jpg
No.122386
Anonymous
>>122384
I'm not sure how to feel about this
No.122387
Anonymous
Replies:>>122389>>122390
anons, how much is a drone from jcjenson? asking for a friend
No.122388
Anonymous
Replies:>>122396
Image:173456668135.png(303kB, 645x402)Spoiler image
>>122384
I want you
No.122389
Anonymous
>>122387
5 penny’s
No.122390
Anonymous
>>122387
2 cents
No.122391
Anonymous
Replies:>>122392>>122393>>122395>>122397>>122399>>122400>>122508
second question. Is it legal to fuck a drone
No.122392
Anonymous
Replies:>>122393>>122508
>>122391
-for a friend
No.122393
Anonymous
Replies:>>122394
>>122391
>>122392
No. It's banned on 65 planets, punishable by death on atleast 22
No.122394
Anonymous
Replies:>>122398>>122401
>>122393
THEN WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT
No.122395
Anonymous
>>122391
when the clock hits 12:00, it’s illegal to fuck them
No.122396
Anonymous
>>122388
We all need a reed sentinel
No.122397
Anonymous
Replies:>>122408
>>122391
How quiet can you do it?
No.122398
Anonymous
Replies:>>122404
>>122394
because fuck you, that’s why
No.122399
Anonymous
Replies:>>122405
>>122391
After post-solver nope, you will be summary executed and turn into a servitor, just like sophie
No.122400
Anonymous
Replies:>>122508
>>122391
Yeah, I fuck drones over all the time
No.122401
Anonymous
Replies:>>122406
>>122394
YOU WOULDN'T FUCK YOUR TOASTER WOULD YOU!? YOU SICK TECHNO-FESTISHISTIC FUCK! I'VE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE CENTRAL PLANETARY INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
No.122402
Anonymous
Replies:>>122428
Imagine going on a company-mandated bowling outing with M and your other coworkers
How would she get around having to put on bowling shoes? Try and sit over in the snack bar and look disinterested? And then Anon goes over and sits with her since he sucks ass at bowling too?
No.122403
Anonymous
Replies:>>122411
Image:173456707488.jpg(1,010kB, 2048x2048)tumblr_312f8305d070f5b705fff1e81f1ccba9_ca8374cd_2048.jpg
I love Tessa aunt
No.122404
Anonymous
>>122398
i mean yeah that's kinda what i'm hoping the drone will do
No.122405
Anonymous
Replies:>>122512>>122523
>>122399
someone call harper, the solver has touched her daughter
No.122406
Anonymous
Replies:>>122407>>122412
>>122401
I MEAN, IS THE TOASTER HOT?
No.122407
Anonymous
Replies:>>122409
>>122406
no, and nether are you
No.122408
Anonymous
>>122397
probably not very
No.122409
Anonymous
Replies:>>122410
>>122407
yeah i know i'm not why do you think i'm buying a robot
No.122410
Anonymous
>>122409
because your a incel with no family?
No.122411
Anonymous
Replies:>>122413>>122414>>122429>>122498>>122499
>>122403
Is she, In any way related to Tessa in actuality or is it just headcanon
No.122412
Anonymous
Replies:>>122416
>>122406
IT'S TOASTER YOU PERVERT!
No.122413
Anonymous
Replies:>>122415>>122439
>>122411
Headcanon. There is zero connection
No.122414
Anonymous
Replies:>>122439
>>122411
all headcanon, J(obber) has way MORE screen time than tessa, how embarrassing
No.122415
Anonymous
>>122413 (me)
Especially since she is canonically a half-assed NPC creation by an AI.
No.122416
Anonymous
Replies:>>122417>>122419
>>122412
YEAH. DOES THE TOASTER HAVE A FAT ASS AND CALL ME MEAN THINGS
No.122417
Anonymous
Replies:>>122418
>>122416
you have a fat nice ass, and your a good man
No.122418
Anonymous
Replies:>>122420
>>122417
what do you want from me
No.122419
This Joke Is Dragging On Too Long
Replies:>>122421
>>122416
IT'S A ROUND BREAD MAKING DEVICE! IT HAS NO ASS!
No.122420
Anonymous
>>122418
your soul, may I have it
No.122421
You Keep Replying
>>122419
THEN NO, I WOULDN'T FUCK THE TOASTER!
No.122422
Annoying Drone
This thread sucks.
No.122423
Positive Drone
This thread is fun!
No.122424
smeller drone
this thread stinks
No.122425
Anonymous
Replies:>>122427>>122501>>122518
PLEASE LIAM GIVE US A SEASON 2 OR A CRUMB OF CONTENT!
No.122426
SD-V Unit
Replies:>>122430>>122431>>122441
You're all idiots.
No.122427
Anonymous
Replies:>>122434>>122501>>122513
>>122425
Here's your crumb of content bro:
Uzi & Pomni Are Forced To Run The Marketing Departmentyoutube thumb
No.122428
Anonymous
>>122402
Why don't you write about it?
No.122429
Anonymous
Replies:>>122439
Image:173456783526.jpg(361kB, 2048x2048)GewIy7MbUAERie6.jpeg
>>122411
Headcanon, but it a fun headcanon
No.122430
Anonymous
Replies:>>122432
>>122426
What do I need to do to hug you?
No.122431
Anonymous
Replies:>>122435
>>122426
says the cuck, go back to your horse dildo
No.122432
SD-V Unit
Replies:>>122433
>>122430
Why would you want to-
Uh, purchase me online from JCJenson or in-person from select retail stores.
No.122433
Anonymous
Replies:>>122436
>>122432
Got it, doing it right now
No.122434
Anonymous
>>122427
I'll take what I can get, things we learned from this short
>Uzi sucks at remembering dates or what day it is
>Uzi is more autistic than we ever imagined
>Uzi has the ability to turn anyone angry and angsty, even the most cheerful person like Caine
>Uzi is....unfortunately a tsundere bisexual. Fuck you Glitch
>N thinks fish are cool
>N's feelings are easily hurt, perhaps he's become softer after the whole traumatic experience that was episode 8
No.122435
Anonymous
>>122431
I need to see her being fucked by a horse
No.122436
SD-V Unit
Replies:>>122440
>>122433
Great. Have fun with your new V Unit.
No.122437
Anonymous
Replies:>>122720
>macro-Y captures you and your battalion
>carefully gathering you in her massive arms, she takes you and your vehicles back to her smelly, giant, failgirl lair
>she (poorly) paints you and your comrades, and now commands you in a mock battle against the repainted forces of an equally large disassembly drone
>macro-Y's losing, shouting commands in a language you don't understand
>you'd laugh, but the tears in her visor tell you that you're the closest thing to friends that she has
No.122438
Anonymous
Image:173456840976.jpg(464kB, 800x2024)Louisa Elliot.jpg
No.122439
Anonymous
Replies:>>122445>>122447
>>122413
>>122414
>>122429
I had a feeling that'd be the case, They should have had the NPC mention a niece for shits and giggles.
No.122440
Anonymous
Replies:>>122443
>>122436
I bought you specifically, I wait for you in the next 7-30 business days
No.122441
Anonymous
Replies:>>122444
>>122426
Would you stop gratuitously killing people? That's not what a good neighbor does.
No.122442
Anonymous
Replies:>>122448>>122462
Image:173456845966.jpg(55kB, 762x768)1714199825829296.jpg
No.122443
SD-V Unit
>>122440
Oh.
Ggggggreat.
No.122444
SD-V Unit
Replies:>>122449>>122452>>122461
>>122441
I'm not a good neighbor, I'm a disassembly drone. It's what I do.
No.122445
Anonymous
>>122439
That would create more Martha and Tessa art and I wish it would happen
No.122447
Anonymous
Replies:>>122456
>>122439
if they did, you’d be jerking off regardless
No.122448
Anonymous
Replies:>>122450
>>122442
Please tell me you made this, please tell me that something good has come out of this awful thread
No.122449
Anonymous
Replies:>>122451
>>122444
and I’m a human, I’m gonna kill you with a rock
No.122450
Anonymous
>>122448
No, that came from the Emmy thread many years ago
No.122451
SD-V Unit
Replies:>>122458
>>122449
If it were that easy, JCJenson wouldn't be known for their high-quality products.
No.122452
Anonymous
Replies:>>122454
>>122444
I find that hot
I am intercepting your package to keep you from getting to that other guy
No.122454
Anonymous
>>122452
Im going to kill you
No.122455
Anonymous
Replies:>>122457>>122459>>122468
I hope the next thread is better, goodnight friends
No.122456
Anonymous
Replies:>>122486
>>122447
I've never wacked my willy to MD or TADC though.
No.122457
Anonymous
>>122455
I mean, it's decent, same autism as always
No.122458
Anonymous
Replies:>>122460
Image:173456895685.png(846kB, 1285x910)rock.png
>>122451
JCJenson is useless as fuck, couldn’t even make a good bunker
No.122459
Anonymous
Replies:>>122463
>>122455
Better in what way?
No.122460
SD-V Unit
>>122458
Sorry, I'm in Shill Mode, I can't comment on this.
No.122461
Anonymous
Replies:>>122464>>122465
>>122444
But... Solver's defeated. You don't have to keep doing it. You're not even doing it for any real reason, you're just doing it to emphasize petty points.
No.122462
Anonymous
>>122442
Sauce?
No.122463
Anonymous
Replies:>>122466>>122467>>122469
>>122459
More greens? More drawings? Less unfunny roleplays?
No.122464
SD-V Unit
>>122461
Look, man, I'm a retail model. I'm just doing as told by the purchaser.
No.122465
Anonymous
>>122461
forget about her, everyone already has
No.122466
Anonymous
>>122463
I love roleplaying
No.122467
SD-V Unit
>>122463
I did not plan on being here. I made a one-off comment and people started replying to me.
No.122468
Anonymous
>>122455
Faster
No.122469
Anonymous
>>122463
I mean yeah it's not great but we've had it so much worse for the past month or so, so I'll take it
No.122470
Anonymous
Replies:>>122471>>122473>>122479>>122484
>Murder Drones Season 4
>"I can't believe it, N was actually evil this entire time."
No.122471
Anonymous
Replies:>>122472
>>122470
>A figure emerges from the shadows
>It's Khan, only his face is damaged
>"I was punished for my actions, I am no longer just Khan, I am, Punished Khan."
No.122472
Anonymous
Image:173457026518.png(580kB, 497x699)Spoiler image
>>122471
No.122473
Anonymous
Replies:>>122475
>>122470
>Murder Drones Season 30
>"JC-JCJenson is evil! Have you lost your mind!?"
>"JC? Hmm...I like the sound of that name."
No.122474
Anonymous
Replies:>>122478>>122482>>122483
>"You know all things considered it's actually kind of a miracle that an oogi fell into your liver on the operating table. Otherwise we would have never spotted the micro explosive."

>"The what?"

>"Haha. Anyway we've had it cleaned and then sterilised."

>"That's a little cruel."

>"I was talking about your liver."

>"So where's the oogi?"

>"Take a guess."
No.122475
Anonymous
Replies:>>122477
>>122473
>Murder Drones Season -2
>"Cyn what have you done!?"
>"There Is No Hope [Giggle]"
No.122477
Anonymous
Replies:>>122480
>>122475
>"I lied. There is no Hope."
>The cutout falls flat on the floor.
No.122478
Anonymous
>>122474
home, the oogie find her home
No.122479
Anonymous
>>122470
>Murder Drones Season 2
>"Maybe...we were the Murder Drones the whole time?"
No.122480
Anonymous
Replies:>>122481>>122845
>>122477
>Murder Drones X Fortnite Announcement Trailer
>Hope walks through a Rift
>"Did somebody say.. Hope?"
No.122481
Anonymous
>>122480
no
No.122482
Anonymous
>>122474
>there is a groggy, muffled 'oog' from where anon's liver used to be
No.122483
Anonymous
Replies:>>122485
>>122474
>>122476
>"Got ya! Don't worry. We have the little devil right here in this box."

>"It looks sad."

>"Yeah but not for the next few minutes."
>*PPPFSSSHT*
>"What was that?"
>"Smiley Air! That's what they call it anyway."

>"Is anything you do legal or even ethical?"

>"My lawyer says I'm not supposed to answer that."
No.122484
Anonymous
Replies:>>122488>>122490>>122492
>>122470
>Murder Drones live action movie announcement trailer
>Gangsters Paradise starts playing
No.122485
Anonymous
>>122483
write it down, that way, no one dies
No.122486
Anonymous
>>122456
I think the only time I wacked my willy is too Tessa and martha
No.122488
Anonymous
>>122484
We gotta bukmy them until they redesign the drones
No.122489
Anonymous
Replies:>>122494>>122504
i wack my willy to v on the daily
No.122490
Anonymous
Replies:>>122491
>>122484
>It's an Uzi goes to the real world movie
No.122491
Anonymous
>>122490
like that one simpsons episode
No.122492
Anonymous
Replies:>>122493
>>122484
>Police officer played by Chris Pratt busts down the door
>Camera pans to hyperrealistic Uzi
>"Uhm... bite me?"
No.122493
Anonymous
Image:173457156895.png(554kB, 746x395)Spoiler image
>>122492
some old designs, are best to be forgotten
No.122494
Anonymous
Replies:>>122495
>>122489
you wack your willy to v on the daily
No.122495
Anonymous
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>>122494
No.122496
Anonymous
Replies:>>122497
>>122384
we need Gummigoo as a sentinel
No.122497
Anonymous
>>122496
than he is no longer a gum alligator, just some metal thing
No.122498
Anonymous
>>122411
Headcanon, though I prefer her being a distant ancestor rather than an aunt, as well as the Angel being related to the AbsoluteSolver's origins (even if I headcanon it to be closer connected to Liam's stuff)
No.122499
Anonymous
Replies:>>122500
>>122411
cain made her up as a NPC for one adventure, that’s it
No.122500
Anonymous
Replies:>>122503
>>122499
Cain is a drone.
No.122501
Anonymous
Replies:>>122507
Image:173457232797.jpg(402kB, 1049x2115)IMG_20241219_023625.jpg
>>122425
>>122427
Lokked at the Inn but nothing really, only I noticed that CFL was added only later on along with the entire AS as mainvillain/Nori alive and so on plot.
Had we gotten the original version with Khan as villain and literal zombie zombiedrones we would never have gotten Alice&Sentinels either.
No.122502
Anonymous
Replies:>>122514
which drone is the biggest scrooge?
No.122503
Anonymous
Replies:>>122519
Image:173457236776.jpg(59kB, 736x1056)haha.jpeg
>>122500
>drone
dumb fuck
No.122504
Anonymous
Replies:>>122505
>>122489
Since when? Only to V?
No.122505
Anonymous
>>122504
v is the most common
i suppose i could explore other options
No.122506
Anonymous
One more day just one more day one more drive one more test and I am done with the year I have such a unnerving feeling about it tho
No.122507
Anonymous
>>122501
>AS as mainvillain
That was always in the cards. Khan would have just been the main antagonist of season 1.
No.122508
Fed
Image:173457285336.jpg(37kB, 400x316)feds.jpg
>>122391
>>122392
>>122400
Sexual intercourse with drones and other mechanical apparatuses is highly illegal, anon. Unless you have an official "Undesirable Genetics" certificate, the law states that you must procreate with other humans to maintain a steady population growth.
No.122509
Anonymous
Image:173457308694.jpg(34kB, 828x820)F1n5293XsAQlImO.jpeg
>>122338
Her favourite little butler.
No.122510
Anonymous
Replies:>>122515>>122520
Image:173457314838.jpg(242kB, 920x1520)172692508349.jpg
>"I hate you."

>"Nah. You love me."

>"No. I *hate* you."

>"Why?"

>"You're basically N but with none of the puppy dog charm. And you're not a cool murder machine."

>"You wound me."

>"Is that invitation?"

>"Nevermind..."
No.122511
Anonymous
>>122222
Eep
No.122512
Anonymous
>>122405
No, her daughter is tiny Sophie
No.122513
Anonymous
>>122427
I love these little crossover shorts. I want more
No.122514
Anonymous
Replies:>>122516>>122521
>>122502
MG or JC, your choice
No.122515
Anonymous
Replies:>>122522
>>122510
My kind of woman is a woman who is V shape
No.122516
Anonymous
Replies:>>122521
>>122514
Choose wisely
No.122517
Anonymous
Grinch's Ultimatum By: Pilotredsun Arr. Fshyoutube thumb
Thread theme
No.122518
Anonymous
>>122425
I unironically prefer reading the AO3 fanfics instead.
No.122519
Anonymous
>>122503
I wonder Caine can posses a drone body
No.122520
Anonymous
Replies:>>122524
>>122510
but what if she really loves me
No.122521
Anonymous
>>122514
>>122516
I guess we have Santa Claws, Cynta, MGrinch and JCrooge
No.122522
Anonymous
Replies:>>122525
>>122515
imagine and doesn’t exist, got it
No.122523
Anonymous
Replies:>>122593
>>122405
I'm talking about the whore security guard
No.122524
Anonymous
>>122520
If she did, she'd have cut off your head and then fixed it back on with glue by now.
No.122525
Anonymous
>>122522
Just go to your local psych ward
No.122526
Anonymous
Replies:>>122531>>122592
SOPHIE IS ALWAYS BEING REFERRED TO AS THE SECURITY GUARD, NOT YOUR FUCKING HARPER KID! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.122527
Anonymous
Replies:>>122528>>122529>>122530>>122544>>122552
Image:173457374916.png(784kB, 850x1082)image_2024-12-18_200223224.png
imagine...
No.122528
Anonymous
>>122527
BBW
No.122529
Anonymous
>>122527
>The last thing you see when lying down on the floor of the pod is 700 pounds of premium-grade silicon cheek meat hurtling toward you.
No.122530
Anonymous
>>122527
>V After Killing An Entire Family
No.122531
Anonymous
>>122526
Trve
There is only one Sophie, and she is rarely seen upright
No.122532
Anonymous
Replies:>>122533>>122534>>122541>>122542>>122543>>122551>>122653>>122774
>The OCs Work At....HOOTERS!
No.122533
Anonymous
>>122532
Cici... no...
No.122534
Anonymous
Replies:>>122537>>122538
>>122532
>John stuffs his bra with cabbages to blend in
No.122535
Anonymous
Replies:>>122540
>Purchasing a retail V unit disassembly drone and instructing her to love me and be my girlfriend
No.122537
Anonymous
>>122534
>All of the customers are attracted to him
No.122538
Anonymous
Replies:>>122539
>>122534
didn’t know john was trans
No.122539
Anonymous
>>122538
He's not, all the OCs are being forced to work at Hooters because the new God Uzi thought it would be funny
No.122540
Anonymous
>>122535
>She immediately starts trying to figure out how to earn the money to buy her freedom to avoid this fate
No.122541
Anonymous
>>122532
>Including Holly, L, M, Beretta, and Abby
Nice
>Including Henry, MG, and P
FUCK
No.122542
Anonymous
Replies:>>122550>>122566
>>122532
>Negev is fired for drinking all the deep-fryer oil
>Beretta quits immediately
>Mac for some odd reason seems to be enjoying the attention...fag
No.122543
Anonymous
Replies:>>122545>>122636
>>122532
>S and Abby are barred from service because they're flatter than a cutting board at a sushi restaurant.
>They threaten to sue the local Hooters over perceived discrimination against flatties.
>Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hooter trial.
No.122544
Anonymous
Image:173457442432.png(80kB, 517x695)172811700327.png
>>122527
Starting to think we need to invade Iraq again.
No.122545
Anonymous
Replies:>>122548
>>122543
>So you want to work at the Hoot, but your breast is noot?"
No.122546
Anonymous
Replies:>>122547>>122548>>122549
Video:173457447518.mp4(2.31MB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 1280x720)Spoiler video
Fellas, Someone has been knocking on my door for the past several minutes. It's dark out and the only thing I can see through the curtains is a yellow light shining through them and I'm getting scared. What do I do??
No.122547
Anonymous
>>122546
Let Them In
No.122548
Anonymous
>>122546
They should have made the video end with Skyn shattering the 4th wall.
>>122545
>"Eyy look at these babies!"
>They show off a couple of pill babies.
No.122549
Anonymous
Replies:>>122555
>>122546
Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In Let Me In
No.122550
Anonymous
Replies:>>122553
>>122542
>Beretta quits immediately
sounds about right for a star wars fucker, always quite when there’s a job
No.122551
Anonymous
Replies:>>122756
>>122532
Elf remains permanently invisible throughout her shift due to extreme embarrassment, causing her to appear as just floating clothes. This actually makes her appearance far lewder due to being able to see her company-branded panties on the inside of her shorts.
No.122552
Anonymous
>>122527
Oh my goodness gracious
No.122553
Anonymous
Replies:>>122557>>122560
>>122550
Would you want to work at Hooters?
No.122554
Anonymous
Replies:>>122556
Hey, who poured ice into the deep fryer!?
No.122555
Anonymous
Image:173457472704.png(392kB, 683x534)1700957438791.png
>>122549
no, fuck off
No.122556
Anonymous
Replies:>>122562
>>122554
>V crawls away out of the window
No.122557
Anonymous
>>122553
Yes.
No.122558
Anonymous
Replies:>>122567>>122568
>Anon can't help, but feel like there's some kind of crime being committed as Akita walks to his table in her Hooters uniform
No.122559
Anonymous
Image:173457487528.jpg(323kB, 1080x537)J gets a new job.jpg
>>122379
FUCK YOU
>Crushes your favorite Drones balls
No.122560
Anonymous
Replies:>>122564
>>122553
yes, there’s one thing money can’t buy, and that is bragging rights, beretta quit immediately like a loser, just like how her parents gave up on her
No.122561
Anonymous
Replies:>>122563>>122759
Image:173457489688.jpg(294kB, 1158x1018)IMG_7713.jpeg
Getting ready to give my sentinel drone a kiss
No.122562
Anonymous
>>122556
so long V, have fun burning to death
No.122563
Anonymous
>>122561
I wasn’t aware that you were a ant side person
No.122564
Anonymous
Replies:>>122565
>>122560
Bragging rights...for Hooters? You're fucking delusional, that's basically like admitting that you're a stripper and being proud of that
No.122565
Anonymous
>>122564
yeah, I’m the hooter man
No.122566
Anonymous
Replies:>>122569>>122583>>122655
Image:173457511424.png(54kB, 391x402)1711656063509049.png
>>122542
>N getting a part-time job at hooters to get some father-son bonding time with Mac
>the two disassemblers going around in skimpy outfits, their fat bulges at eye-level with all the clientele
>N obliviously explaining to femcel customers that there's no 'foot long' on the menu
No.122567
Anonymous
Replies:>>122568
>>122558
>He asks Akita how old she is again
>She giggles and says "that's a secret" before giving him a quick peck on the nose
>She runs back into the kitchen
>Every customer is staring at Anon with a mix of concern and revulsion
>One even has his phone out, dialing 911
No.122568
Anonymous
>>122558
>>122567
Kek
No.122569
Anonymous
Replies:>>122571>>122591
Image:173457541770.png(543kB, 526x503)Spoiler image
>>122566
>'foot long' on the menu
I swear to god, if your referring to that old thing from the past, I’m gonna you killing
No.122570
Anonymous
Replies:>>122572
wish i was a drone tbh. id even take being one of those retail ones
No.122571
Anonymous
Replies:>>122574>>122575>>122576>>122579>>122582>>122655
Image:173457562076.jpg(57kB, 819x1024)172850438441.jpg
>>122569
I'm talking about big, fat, throbbing, disassembly dongs, barely concealed within the confines of their boy shorts. Wide disassembler hips complimenting long and thick cock.
No.122572
Anonymous
Replies:>>122578
>>122570
imagine being less than nothing, couldn’t be anyone with a brain
No.122573
Anonymous
Replies:>>122577
>be you
>walking home one night
>find a drone stuck in a hole in your fence
>sign saying "data receptacle" is hanging above her rear end, pointing down at it
what do you do?
No.122574
Anonymous
>>122571
hhhmmggg
No.122575
Anonymous
>>122571
thank fuck, you should only think about that
No.122576
Anonymous
Replies:>>122580
>>122571
Sounds like a gay femanon thing 😒
No.122577
Anonymous
>>122573
>this is the 12th time this week, I’m not driving you home again
No.122578
Anonymous
Replies:>>122581
>>122572
it'd be fun. maybe if i'm lucky i'd get to be a V or J model
No.122579
Anonymous
>>122571
ouhhh..
No.122580
Anonymous
>>122576
That's because it IS
No.122581
Anonymous
>>122578
>i'd get to be a V or J mode
look at this loser, he wants to be a female, go get yourself a nice metal chain, and hang yourself
No.122582
Anonymous
Replies:>>122584>>122611
Image:173457620328.png(1.16MB, 2500x3000)Illustration14.png
>>122571
OUUUGH
BIG DISSASEMBLY CAWWKS
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
No.122583
Anonymous
Replies:>>122585
>>122566
>N hugs Mac congratulating him on a good shift infront of several customers
>After this they notice a massive spike in tips
No.122584
Anonymous
Replies:>>122587>>122607
>>122582
We need art of Mac being a sex icon like his dad
No.122585
Anonymous
>>122583
>Unknowst to N, the reason for this is due to way their bulges graphically touched infront of the femcel audience
No.122586
Anonymous
Replies:>>122590>>122597>>122655>>122789
Image:173457684983.jpg(59kB, 985x1024)172850443931.jpg
>waving a 50 dronebuck bill in front of N and Mac at the end of your meal
>the two of them can earn it if they help you clean up
>the two disassembler boys lick the wing sauce from you body
>the spicy sauce tingles as their tongues tickle, the two drones starting with your sauce covered fingers, taking each fragile digit in their gentle mouths
>suckling and wrapping their tongues around your fingers, you enjoy the feeling of having two dangerous drones performing such a dirty task, knowing that a single bite could send your digit down their throat should they so choose
>with your fingers clean, the two spot-lick the various bits of sauce on your belly and arms, the two of them combining their efforts on your face
>twin drone tongues lap up and down, starting at your chin and swirling around your jaw to capture every errant molecule of sauce
>the finale is your lips, father and son joining forces to liberate your form of spicy sauce with a long, drawn-out peck that sees their tongues flittering between your mouth and theirs
>all the while their boy-shorts strain with barely-contained lust, fabric stretched to its limits by diamond-hard dong, heavy dollops of precum visibly staining the front while overproductive testes squirm in sexual anticipation
No.122587
Anonymous
Replies:>>122588>>122589
>>122584
his still a miner, than again, basic decency isn’t your thing in the first place
No.122588
Anonymous
Replies:>>122607
>>122587
Mac in the coal mines, face dirty and dusty after a long shift... erotic.
No.122589
Mac Isn't A Minor. None Of Them Are
Replies:>>122595
>>122587
>Mac is a miner
Damn he's working in the coal mines? Does he sing heigh-ho?
No.122590
Anonymous
Replies:>>122745
>>122586
HNNNG
No.122591
Anonymous
Replies:>>122745
>>122569
BLAGHHH
No.122592
Anonymous
Replies:>>122745
>>122526
I AGREEEEEE
No.122593
Anonymous
>>122523
From now on Harper's daughter should be called lil' Sophie
No.122594
Anonymous
I need a picture of N devouring Mac like Saturn
No.122595
Anonymous
>>122589
he sings the song of coolest
♪ Diggy Diggy Holeyoutube thumb
No.122596
Anonymous
Replies:>>122598
Image:173457732187.png(9kB, 524x286)21312.png
While you guys don't care about this. N had made it to second round in playboy of /trash/
No.122597
Anonymous
Replies:>>122602
Image:173457737303.jpg(23kB, 500x500)GbipMAsaUAA0fUg.jpg
>>122586
I MUST I MUST
HNNNNNG
DRAAAAAAAAAAAW
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
No.122598
Anonymous
>>122596
That's cool, doubt he'll last a 3rd though
No.122599
Anonymous
Replies:>>122600
Image:173457738036.jpg(412kB, 2048x1671)GfFx1dhW8AAwbKp.jpeg
No.122600
Anonymous
Replies:>>122601
Image:173457741980.jpg(487kB, 2048x1393)GfFx1W-XgAAqmSm.jpeg
>>122599
No.122601
Anonymous
Image:173457743682.jpg(447kB, 2048x1393)GfFx1iPXoAEDa8N.jpeg
>>122600
No.122602
Anonymous
>>122597
please do
No.122604
Anonymous
Image:173457763963.jpg(156kB, 708x1024)GdkI-dJWYAAcXpJ.jpg
No.122605
Anonymous
Image:173457765967.jpg(577kB, 1418x2048)GdKphGoWAAAkELx.jpg
No.122606
Anonymous
>Lust Drones
No.122607
Anonymous
Replies:>>122608>>122609
>>122584
Or at least of Rebecca thirsting over him like she did over his dad back when she was alive.
>>122588
Zoolander - I Think I'm Getting the Black Lung, Popyoutube thumb
No.122608
Anonymous
Replies:>>122610
>>122607
>Cougar Rebecca
No.122609
Anonymous
Replies:>>122613>>122620
>>122607
>Rebecca thirsting over him
That'd actually be very based, give the guy a win for once
No.122610
Anonymous
Replies:>>122612>>122613
>>122608
>Cougar
She's a ghost.
No.122611
Anonymous
>>122582
N is MADE for plapping Uzi while being plapped by Anon
No.122612
Anonymous
Replies:>>122619
>>122610
>SpooCougar Rebecca
No.122613
Anonymous
Replies:>>122614>>122619
>>122610
>>122609
Oil ghost cougar rebecca
No.122614
Anonymous
Replies:>>122619
Image:173457809310.jpg(182kB, 624x792)31d43b47ec2fd3e5ea16022ed99ef407.jpg
>>122613
She gotta join the cougars
No.122615
Anonymous
Replies:>>122616>>122617>>122624>>122792
Image:173457820632.png(1.85MB, 1600x900)CharaStudio-2024-12-18-22-15-08-Render.png
Yeva now has a tattoo
No.122616
Anonymous
Replies:>>122792
Image:173457827725.png(1.48MB, 1600x900)CharaStudio-2024-12-18-22-17-24-Render.png
>>122615
Wears a cheer outfit too.
No.122617
Anonymous
>>122615
I love it when people draw yeva and doll asses with the soviet symbol
No.122618
Anonymous
Replies:>>122622
why did Yeva only save Nori?
No.122619
Anonymous
Replies:>>122623
>>122612
>>122613
>>122614
Are you still a cougar if you died as a teenager?
No.122620
Anonymous
Replies:>>122621>>122649
>>122609
>because she died so young, Mac is now ghost Rebecca's age
>as Mac trembles under the covers at night, he can feel the cold grip of her spectral hand attempting to grab his member
No.122621
Anonymous
Replies:>>122643>>122649
>>122620
BUSTIN
BUSTIN
BUSTIN
BUSTIN
BUSTIN
No.122622
Anonymous
Replies:>>122625
>>122618
the budget couldn’t afford to do anything else
No.122623
Anonymous
>>122619
Cougarism is a state of mind
No.122624
Anonymous
>>122615
Hey can you do Louisa or Martha in the future
No.122625
Anonymous
Replies:>>122895
>>122622
guess that's just the go to answer for why Liam didn't do X thing. I think it could make for an interesting green, either Alice surviving to confront Yeva about it or the decision from Yeva's perspective
No.122626
Anonymous
Replies:>>122627>>122628>>122629
Image:173457911215.png(222kB, 875x1050)172339399694.png
Would Rebecca rizz up Mac if she show her ballin skills?
No.122627
Anonymous
>>122626
even if she did he probably wouldn't be interested because she's always two tired to do anything
No.122628
Anonymous
>>122626
How? She doesn't have telekinesis like Doll does. Can't do much of anything with physical objects.
No.122629
It Would Work If It Was Possible
Replies:>>122646
>>122626
Mac can't see her, only Negev can. So unless we somehow find a way for her to inhabit a body again, she isn't doing anything any time soon.
No.122630
Anonymous
Replies:>>122631>>122644
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r Drone Into A Midget
No.122631
Anonymous
Replies:>>122633
>>122630
I'm two steps ahead of you, anon. my drones are already midgets
No.122632
Anonymous
Replies:>>122634>>122641>>122680>>122793>>122830
Image:173457998155.png(78kB, 618x542)padoru.png
Hello, hi, Stoneanon here with a festive image. I spent way too long drawing this, and way too long coloring it, so I hope you enjoy the low-quality art
No.122633
Anonymous
Replies:>>122635>>122638>>122640>>122831>>122834
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>122631
Oh, in that case...
>Increases (You)r Drones Sizes By 50 Ft
No.122634
Anonymous
Replies:>>122642
>>122632
I enjoy it, alotta better than what I could muster
No.122635
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>122633
STOP MAKING MY REPLY HAZY YOU WHORE!
No.122636
Anonymous
Replies:>>122637
>>122543
How would abby wear the Hooters bra? Wouldnt it slip off because she only has the one tit?
No.122637
Anonymous
Replies:>>122647
>>122636
She'd be fired on the first day, poor girl
No.122638
Anonymous
>>122633
well now you've just made a curvy zaku with an appetite for guntanks
No.122639
Anonymous
>Oogi tries to work at Hooters
>She is immediately thrown out the building mainly due to the fact that she stole thousands of dollars by hacking and linking the stores bank account to hers
No.122640
Anonymous
>>122633
>attack of the 50 foot mini-Y
Nobody would survive.
No.122641
Anonymous
>>122632
Heh I love it
No.122642
Anonymous
>>122634
Thanks, it was a bitch an a half to get right
No.122643
Anonymous
Replies:>>122649
>>122621
Bustin Makes Me Feel Good
No.122644
Anonymous
Replies:>>122645>>122648
>>122630
how do you do stuff like this?
No.122645
Anonymous
>>122644
lurk moar
No.122646
Anonymous
Replies:>>122657
>>122629
>Rebecca attempts to possess a drone
>When that fails she attempts to possess a corpse
>That works except she inadvertently possesses the entire fucking corpse spire
>Mac is scared to go outside because a 200 foot tall, shambling edifice seems to be calling his name
>He preferred it when there was just some upper half of a lady in his dreams that called him studmuffin
No.122647
Anonymous
Replies:>>122651
>>122637
>Yeah W-Well this j-ob sucked anyways!
>Fuck this im hungry
Abby on her way out
Weird Invader Zim Sceneyoutube thumb
No.122648
Anonymous
Replies:>>122650
>>122644
Type fortune in the name bar, but put # before it, all one word
No.122649
Anonymous
>>122620
>>122621
>>122643
>Song that might play when a ghost girl gets the hots for you
Bustinyoutube thumb
No.122650
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>122648
real?
No.122651
Anonymous
>>122647
>The WHOLE o-rdeal turned me into a Mutant
No.122652
Anonymous
>all of the children in line to sit in Santa's lap looking on in horror as N swallows each and every one of the prop presents under the Mall's giant Christmas tree
No.122653
Anonymous
Replies:>>122654
Video:173458217116.mp4(1.04MB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 1080x1410)rapidsave.com_knight_cafe-m7g7z9h0rstb1.mp4
>>122532
>Avre: full outfit but she keeps the Helmet, takes extended breaks in the janitor closet.

>Sentinel mechs:
No.122654
Anonymous
>>122653
WIFE
No.122655
Anonymous
Image:173458249484.jpg(33kB, 560x560)4b35283ace4ed040b0b6ecb3a83ea3b6.jpg
>>122566
>>122571
>>122586
Can't just go posting something like that, man.
> Pulling on one of their shorts waistband to put the money in and letting snap back
> Except his boner springs up and whaps the bill out of your hands between his disassembly dong and belly. You let the shorts snap back anyway.
No.122656
Anonymous
Image:173458259358.jpg(47kB, 864x648)GfH6BhXaEAEkDAM.jpg
No.122657
Anonymous
Image:173458277448.jpg(63kB, 686x386)hq720.jpg
>>122646
does she also get a betentacled flesh core that shoots lasers?
No.122658
Anonymous
Replies:>>122659>>122660
I'm gonna need a ref of mac if not
i will use his spiritual successor/clone
Remmy
No.122659
Anonymous
>>122658
https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/mac
Anything related to our boy (and Cheese) is here
No.122660
Anonymous
Replies:>>122662
Image:173458321869.png(5kB, 400x400)1725244663792441.png
>>122658
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think anyone has ever drawn him.
No.122661
Anonymous
forcing N to drink milk
No.122662
Anonymous
>>122660
lilblucat has
No.122663
Anonymous
Replies:>>122664
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>Turns (You)r drone into a microplastic
No.122664
Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>122663
>Turns (You)r drone into a macroplastic
No.122665
Anonymous
Replies:>>122667>>122676
What should I name my new V?
No.122666
Anonymous
Replies:>>122668>>122696
x-raying N
No.122667
Anonymous
>>122665
Vore
No.122668
Anonymous
>>122666
boy, you wouldn't have figured you could fit that many rocks in a drone
No.122669
Anonymous
Replies:>>122670>>122671>>122673>>122678
I ordered mammary adapters for my drone since she requested them but the set came with a third boob module
What the fuck do I do with a third boob?
No.122670
Anonymous
Replies:>>122674
>>122669
Pillow.
No.122671
Anonymous
Replies:>>122674
>>122669
Chewtoy
No.122672
Anonymous
Replies:>>122685>>122742
Image:173458386503.png(98kB, 448x448)16457726594819.png
>your classmates are all talking about going to Hooters on Friday night
>something about wanting to check out their newest sausages
No.122673
Anonymous
Replies:>>122674
>>122669
Try it on yourself, you know you want to
No.122674
Anonymous
>>122670
For me?
>>122671
Okay, this one is definitely for me to chew right?
>>122673
It's a magnetic snap on module, I don't want to destroy my pacemaker
No.122675
Anonymous
>among the shit Negev sees with her stanky old Wizard Eyes is the astral projection of a DD named Remmy, who from her conversations with him she's deduced is the Berenstein timeline's version of her brother
>he has no idea why he keeps projecting into this timeline, but it beats being cooped up in Mom's mind palace
No.122676
Anonymous
Replies:>>122677
>>122665
Something to do with her big fat ass
No.122677
Anonymous
Replies:>>122679
>>122676
>Name your V "Big Phat Ass"
>She always has an expression of hurt when she looks at you afterwards
I hope you're happy
No.122678
Anonymous
>>122669
Get a fourth and put it on her butt!
No.122679
Anonymous
Replies:>>122682
>>122677
It's out of love. She'll understand eventually.
No.122680
Anonymous
>>122632
Truly a festive winter warrior, well done drawfren!
No.122681
Philosophical Anonymous
Replies:>>122814
This board proves that thinking before you speak is like wiping your ass before you shit
It just doesn't make any sense
No.122682
Anonymous
Replies:>>122683
>>122679
I dare you to try saying that to her as an explanation
No.122683
Anonymous
Replies:>>122684
>>122682
"v honey i love you very dearly and you have a beautiful butt so thats why i call you 'big phat ass' because i just love it and by extension you so much"
No.122684
Anonymous
>>122683
>V doesn't believe you
>You've never acted remotely loving at any point since you owned her
>You just named her and then spoke rarely to her afterwards
>And you stared
>With your unblinking, expressionless face
>You just watched her
>There was never any love in those eyes
No.122685
Anonymous
Replies:>>122686
>>122672
Alteast she gets a family discount
No.122686
Anonymous
Replies:>>122690
>>122685
>a shudder runs up her spine as the table across from her asks for "extra mayo"
No.122687
Anonymous
Replies:>>122688>>122691
I need a hug
No.122688
Anonymous
>>122687
you can probably trade uppies for hugs with most drones
No.122689
Anonymous
>>122028
Does anyone know what the binary says?
No.122690
Anonymous
Replies:>>122692>>122693
>>122686
>it is, actually, simply a request for extra mayonnaise
>but as Mac's bladed claw cuts through the mayo packet, he collects some of the white condiment on his claw
>the worker drone at the table wastes no time in grabbing his hand and running her tongue along his claw, moaning
>Mac gasps and grips the packet too hard, spurting a fat load of mayo on the worker drones display
>why did this have to be the cheapest fast food joint on this side of Copper-9?
No.122691
Anonymous
>>122687
No more hugs, Will.
No.122692
Anonymous
>>122690
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
No.122693
Anonymous
>>122690
I feel like the customers with more... specific tastes.... would pay good money for the boydrones to vivisect them and play around in their guts
No.122694
Anonymous
Replies:>>122695>>122697>>122698>>122816
Image:173458716168.png(311kB, 1000x992)Sophie petting Lizzy redraw.png
Redrew some old shit
>1/2
No.122695
Anonymous
Replies:>>122697>>122698>>122737>>122816
Image:173458717411.png(284kB, 1000x867)Nori noms Abba redraw.png
>>122694
>2/2
No.122696
Anonymous
Replies:>>122699
>>122666
>inside N’s stomach you find… another stomach
>inside that one is another, smaller stomach
>inside *that* one is an even smaller stomach
>inside—
No.122697
Anonymous
>>122695
>>122694
Goblins!
No.122698
Anonymous
Image:173458740007.png(482kB, 671x706)Big_body_3.png
>>122694
>>122695
I still see big body in these security people's.
No.122699
Anonymous
Replies:>>122700>>122701>>122702>>122704>>122705>>122706>>122726
>>122696
Anons is it normal to want to feed myself to N and be inside his belly?
No.122700
Anonymous
>>122699
No...but do it for science
No.122701
Anonymous
Replies:>>122703
>>122699
how are you gonna fit?
No.122702
Anonymous
>>122699
Nahhhh
No.122703
Anonymous
Replies:>>122709
>>122701
His belly stretches due to his regen
No.122704
Fed
Image:173458777411.png(511kB, 1926x1440)AgentChuck.png
>>122699
Anon I think you're in need of Federation-mandated euthanasia
No.122705
Anonymous
Replies:>>122707>>122718
>>122699
no, that's called having a vore fetish. that's about as un-normal of a fetish as you can have without getting into specific subgenres
No.122706
Anonymous
Image:173458783383.png(327kB, 1351x1687)172574442865677.png
>>122699
Yes.
No.122707
Anonymous
Replies:>>122714
>>122705
Is it really vore if it's only with N?
No.122708
Anonymous
Replies:>>122710>>122711>>122725>>122733>>122735>>122766
Image:173458802807.png(1.64MB, 1962x2631)IMG_7468.png
I fell in love with Abby, her design is really great. Dunno if the anon who made her is here now but I’m putting this WIP here.
No.122709
Anonymous
Replies:>>122712
>>122703
that’s not how regeneration works, anon. you’re not gonna be able to fit down his narrow throat, and if you somehow managed to teleport yourself into his stomach, you would simultaneously tear his stomach open from the inside, and have your bones crushed and broken by the inner walls of his chassis. a lose-lose
No.122710
Anonymous
>>122708
ooh, nice. I especially like the teeth around the eye
No.122711
Anonymous
>>122708
KINO
No.122712
Anonymous
Replies:>>122713
>>122709
That is how regeneration works. Pregnancy stretch marks are the skin and muscle regenerating from being torn. Solver drones regenerate way faster.
No.122713
Anonymous
Replies:>>122717>>122721
>>122712
well how are you gonna fit down his throat? and what are you gonna do once you’re in there? what is *he* gonna do once you’re in there?
No.122714
Anonymous
>>122707
you're still horny for being eaten
No.122715
Anonymous
Replies:>>122716>>122724>>122729>>123046
Image:173458842568.png(2.47MB, 4000x4000)Illustration2.png
WIP ill finish tomarrow
No.122716
Anonymous
>>122715
Awwww
No.122717
Anonymous