Once again, there is a new Thread my Friends. And in this Thread we talk about Drones. Maybe make some greens, draw something, it would be nice to see more. The legendary Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel of the finest OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The last Thread >>121251
>during a job interview, J asks if you can handle the pressure of the corporate environment >turns out, she was talking about literal pressure, because she's been sitting on your face ever since you've been hired
>>122099 Funnily enough I am doing something smiliar, not about threads but MD, for YT >>122100 Thanks. It's not exams, I am not from the states but it's for last practical prpject this year tomorrow. All will be over in 12 hours. >Alice kisses Needed >>122105 I can choose that in a year from now
>>122232 >>122238 Wow! My very own dro-- Wait a second... Why does it have little fleshy appendages coming out from behind her? Is this model defective or someth
>>122237 On the internet I read a recommendation to use the golden ratio in drawing as often as possible, not to the extreme, of course, but it greatly enhances the quality of the drawing, as it makes art more "natural" to the perception.
Drawfags, how often do you use the golden ratio when drawing?
>>122249 She apparently got along pretty well with Tessa, judging from the portrait of them together and how Tessa still wouldn't just scrap her even after she started to Pet Sematary out. Apparently looked up to N as a nii-san.
I still wanna do something with this concept but I feel like Uzi isn't cool enough to be a bug. I kinda think a bug Doll would be neat but I'm not sure how that would work story-wise. maybe she'd Uzi's first attempt at resurrection?
>>122268 I mean, Doll's body is already there. If Uzi can figure out how to get a soul into a fresh core then most of the work is already done. Honestly, if Uzi brings someone in her mind palace back to life as a bug it'd probably be either Darren (ate the entire upper half of his body), Sam (God knows how much of his body is left, probably not much), or Tessa (human instead of a drone, putting her in a core might be harder than creating a fresh organic body for her).
>>122299 That isn't an ugly sweater, a truly ugly sweater has at least three types of trim, five different bells attached, a hideous alternating color scheme juxtaposing red and green multiple times, and at least one off-color joke She should be thankful that she got such a nice sweater really
>>122217 >She tries to stand >Which means removing her rear from your face >You scream any time she lifts off even a little and don't stop screaming until she sits back down >She honestly doesn't know what to do
>>122308 >>122312 Actually the real solution for J to come up with is >Annoying creature is making annoying sound >Bullets stop things from making sound
>>122313 Not a good option because he's actually quite good at getting work done despite staring into J's ass for hours on end He somehow types reports faster from under her cheeks than most people do upright
>>122314 Okay then here's another lore accurate J solution >Creature makes annoying sound >Can't kill creature because it's productive >But sound is annoying >Solution? >Cut out creatures vocal cords
>>122316 Did I forget to mention that he praises her constantly while she's sitting on him That's right - eight straight hours of corporate-endorsed praise towards J, ranging from whispered missives of love all the way to full on worship I think the answer is to duct tape Anon to her ass so she can still walk
>>122319 Okay! Another Lore-Accurate J solution >Annoying creature praises you >Annoying creature can't be killed >Annoying creature needs to be underneath your ass >Solution? >Cut off Annoying creatures legs so it can't leave >Lobotomize annoying creature so it never makes an annoying sound, but continues to praise your work >Put razor wire on creatures wrists to it never stops typing for even a seconr >Break Annoying creatures ribs so it's more flexible
>>122327 Using her somewhat newfound friendship with Lizzy, she could probably destroy your entire social life and reputation. Like imagine walking down the hallway and all the Drones sneer at you in disgust and actively avoid you
>Order a Pizza on Dronedash >Add: "Send your cutest worker drone" intended as a treat for your DD GF >Time listed till arrival: 30 minutes >25 minutes later, Hear a knock on the door. >Open the door to see... legs. >They sent a mech drone. >The mech crouches down and the front opens up. >Sitting inside, is a cute worker drone holding you pizza. >["Here ya go, lad."] >She hands you the pizza then gives a cute little salute as the mech closes back up and walks off. >Tfw your gf is gonna steal all your pizza because you got cucked by a Mech.
>>122336 >jokes on you i totally can now Is it particularly difficult? Because I have it on good authority that your mother is a disembodied core about the size of a softball.
>>122356 weird how u know that but not really. shes kind of squishy >>122358 nuh freakin uh >>122361 you are NOT me WHY IS IT SO EASY TO IMPERSONATE ON THIS SITE!!!
>Roleplays as Uzi >Asked massive important question about the character >"lol wut?" >Asked if they've seen the most important episode >"Bro u retarded asf."
Alright, I hate to be that guy...but this is getting actually Cringey. >ROLEPLAY HERE, THERE IS LITERALLY A THREAD FOR IT! >>428 >>428 >>428 >>428 >>428
>>122394 YOU WOULDN'T FUCK YOUR TOASTER WOULD YOU!? YOU SICK TECHNO-FESTISHISTIC FUCK! I'VE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE CENTRAL PLANETARY INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
Imagine going on a company-mandated bowling outing with M and your other coworkers How would she get around having to put on bowling shoes? Try and sit over in the snack bar and look disinterested? And then Anon goes over and sits with her since he sucks ass at bowling too?
>>122427 I'll take what I can get, things we learned from this short >Uzi sucks at remembering dates or what day it is >Uzi is more autistic than we ever imagined >Uzi has the ability to turn anyone angry and angsty, even the most cheerful person like Caine >Uzi is....unfortunately a tsundere bisexual. Fuck you Glitch >N thinks fish are cool >N's feelings are easily hurt, perhaps he's become softer after the whole traumatic experience that was episode 8
>macro-Y captures you and your battalion >carefully gathering you in her massive arms, she takes you and your vehicles back to her smelly, giant, failgirl lair >she (poorly) paints you and your comrades, and now commands you in a mock battle against the repainted forces of an equally large disassembly drone >macro-Y's losing, shouting commands in a language you don't understand >you'd laugh, but the tears in her visor tell you that you're the closest thing to friends that she has
>>122444 But... Solver's defeated. You don't have to keep doing it. You're not even doing it for any real reason, you're just doing it to emphasize petty points.
>>122470 >A figure emerges from the shadows >It's Khan, only his face is damaged >"I was punished for my actions, I am no longer just Khan, I am, Punished Khan."
>"You know all things considered it's actually kind of a miracle that an oogi fell into your liver on the operating table. Otherwise we would have never spotted the micro explosive."
>"The what?"
>"Haha. Anyway we've had it cleaned and then sterilised."
>>122411 Headcanon, though I prefer her being a distant ancestor rather than an aunt, as well as the Angel being related to the AbsoluteSolver's origins (even if I headcanon it to be closer connected to Liam's stuff)
>>122425 >>122427 Lokked at the Inn but nothing really, only I noticed that CFL was added only later on along with the entire AS as mainvillain/Nori alive and so on plot. Had we gotten the original version with Khan as villain and literal zombie zombiedrones we would never have gotten Alice&Sentinels either.
>>122391 >>122392 >>122400 Sexual intercourse with drones and other mechanical apparatuses is highly illegal, anon. Unless you have an official "Undesirable Genetics" certificate, the law states that you must procreate with other humans to maintain a steady population growth.
>>122532 >Negev is fired for drinking all the deep-fryer oil >Beretta quits immediately >Mac for some odd reason seems to be enjoying the attention...fag
>>122532 >S and Abby are barred from service because they're flatter than a cutting board at a sushi restaurant. >They threaten to sue the local Hooters over perceived discrimination against flatties. >Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hooter trial.
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Fellas, Someone has been knocking on my door for the past several minutes. It's dark out and the only thing I can see through the curtains is a yellow light shining through them and I'm getting scared. What do I do??
>>122546 They should have made the video end with Skyn shattering the 4th wall. >>122545 >"Eyy look at these babies!" >They show off a couple of pill babies.
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>>122532 Elf remains permanently invisible throughout her shift due to extreme embarrassment, causing her to appear as just floating clothes. This actually makes her appearance far lewder due to being able to see her company-branded panties on the inside of her shorts.
>>122553 yes, there’s one thing money can’t buy, and that is bragging rights, beretta quit immediately like a loser, just like how her parents gave up on her
>>122542 >N getting a part-time job at hooters to get some father-son bonding time with Mac >the two disassemblers going around in skimpy outfits, their fat bulges at eye-level with all the clientele >N obliviously explaining to femcel customers that there's no 'foot long' on the menu
>>122558 >He asks Akita how old she is again >She giggles and says "that's a secret" before giving him a quick peck on the nose >She runs back into the kitchen >Every customer is staring at Anon with a mix of concern and revulsion >One even has his phone out, dialing 911
>>122569 I'm talking about big, fat, throbbing, disassembly dongs, barely concealed within the confines of their boy shorts. Wide disassembler hips complimenting long and thick cock.
>be you >walking home one night >find a drone stuck in a hole in your fence >sign saying "data receptacle" is hanging above her rear end, pointing down at it what do you do?
>waving a 50 dronebuck bill in front of N and Mac at the end of your meal >the two of them can earn it if they help you clean up >the two disassembler boys lick the wing sauce from you body >the spicy sauce tingles as their tongues tickle, the two drones starting with your sauce covered fingers, taking each fragile digit in their gentle mouths >suckling and wrapping their tongues around your fingers, you enjoy the feeling of having two dangerous drones performing such a dirty task, knowing that a single bite could send your digit down their throat should they so choose >with your fingers clean, the two spot-lick the various bits of sauce on your belly and arms, the two of them combining their efforts on your face >twin drone tongues lap up and down, starting at your chin and swirling around your jaw to capture every errant molecule of sauce >the finale is your lips, father and son joining forces to liberate your form of spicy sauce with a long, drawn-out peck that sees their tongues flittering between your mouth and theirs >all the while their boy-shorts strain with barely-contained lust, fabric stretched to its limits by diamond-hard dong, heavy dollops of precum visibly staining the front while overproductive testes squirm in sexual anticipation
>>122609 >because she died so young, Mac is now ghost Rebecca's age >as Mac trembles under the covers at night, he can feel the cold grip of her spectral hand attempting to grab his member
>>122622 guess that's just the go to answer for why Liam didn't do X thing. I think it could make for an interesting green, either Alice surviving to confront Yeva about it or the decision from Yeva's perspective
Hello, hi, Stoneanon here with a festive image. I spent way too long drawing this, and way too long coloring it, so I hope you enjoy the low-quality art
>Oogi tries to work at Hooters >She is immediately thrown out the building mainly due to the fact that she stole thousands of dollars by hacking and linking the stores bank account to hers
>>122629 >Rebecca attempts to possess a drone >When that fails she attempts to possess a corpse >That works except she inadvertently possesses the entire fucking corpse spire >Mac is scared to go outside because a 200 foot tall, shambling edifice seems to be calling his name >He preferred it when there was just some upper half of a lady in his dreams that called him studmuffin
>all of the children in line to sit in Santa's lap looking on in horror as N swallows each and every one of the prop presents under the Mall's giant Christmas tree
>>122566 >>122571 >>122586 Can't just go posting something like that, man. > Pulling on one of their shorts waistband to put the money in and letting snap back > Except his boner springs up and whaps the bill out of your hands between his disassembly dong and belly. You let the shorts snap back anyway.
>>122670 For me? >>122671 Okay, this one is definitely for me to chew right? >>122673 It's a magnetic snap on module, I don't want to destroy my pacemaker
>among the shit Negev sees with her stanky old Wizard Eyes is the astral projection of a DD named Remmy, who from her conversations with him she's deduced is the Berenstein timeline's version of her brother >he has no idea why he keeps projecting into this timeline, but it beats being cooped up in Mom's mind palace
>>122682 "v honey i love you very dearly and you have a beautiful butt so thats why i call you 'big phat ass' because i just love it and by extension you so much"
>>122683 >V doesn't believe you >You've never acted remotely loving at any point since you owned her >You just named her and then spoke rarely to her afterwards >And you stared >With your unblinking, expressionless face >You just watched her >There was never any love in those eyes
>>122686 >it is, actually, simply a request for extra mayonnaise >but as Mac's bladed claw cuts through the mayo packet, he collects some of the white condiment on his claw >the worker drone at the table wastes no time in grabbing his hand and running her tongue along his claw, moaning >Mac gasps and grips the packet too hard, spurting a fat load of mayo on the worker drones display >why did this have to be the cheapest fast food joint on this side of Copper-9?
>>122690 I feel like the customers with more... specific tastes.... would pay good money for the boydrones to vivisect them and play around in their guts
>>122666 >inside N’s stomach you find… another stomach >inside that one is another, smaller stomach >inside *that* one is an even smaller stomach >inside—
>>122703 that’s not how regeneration works, anon. you’re not gonna be able to fit down his narrow throat, and if you somehow managed to teleport yourself into his stomach, you would simultaneously tear his stomach open from the inside, and have your bones crushed and broken by the inner walls of his chassis. a lose-lose
>>122709 That is how regeneration works. Pregnancy stretch marks are the skin and muscle regenerating from being torn. Solver drones regenerate way faster.