Serial Designation-P Serial Designation-E Serial Designation-N Serial Designation-I Serial Designation-S Booru: https://dronebooru.co OC wheel: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Previous thread: >>120265
>>121259 Take your time anon. Start small with bullet points for your greens and getting the sequence of events in your head down. And you know, be mindful of electrical problems like last time.
>>121264 I actually have something like this in my AU. Without a figurehead to lead and control the Solver hivemind, a lot of solver flesh monsters become autonomous. Some die off, but some solverpedes managed to adapt to the environment and reproduce.
As I mentioned in the last thread Solver hosts don't exist anymore because of The Purge, but Solverpede flesh when ground up into a powder and consumed grants a temporary lite version of the Solver making it very sought after by royals.
>Sophie (Harper’s daughter) is crying. She’s probably having a nightmare. >Sophie (The human Sophie) has been in the base for a bit on a small job >She decides to sit with lil’ Sophie and hold her
>>121282 local deranged femdrone does it again >>121284 no one really remembers or brings up the death stare kaomoji in my corner of the world wide web so i'm glad someone does like it
>Fun Stone Facts: Stone's certification in Jump Duty and being in the third squad in a Quick Action Platoon means he seldom takes troop carriers when being deployed, instead being stuck in a droppod. All this together means he was one of the first on the ground when the Solver War started, dropped planetside in one of the hotter warzones.
>>121295 >"I present N's still beating heart as proof!" >... >"What do you mean it's not beating anymore?" >... >"Ohhhh don't take it out of the drone. Woops."
>>121310 I'm not even the guy who said it, but...come on dude. It's the internet, we say nasty shit to eachother we don't mean. Look, personally I think you need to get some help. You're clearly not in a good place right now, and you need professional help. Don't do anything stupid, alright
>>121313 (me) Also did you literally wish the death of peoples loved ones? Like dude, wtf. Of course people are going to be nasty to you, but that doesn't necessarily mean anyone actually wants you to die, just like how you HOPEFULLY didn't mean the loved one death thing, right?
>>121310 >>121311 No, I’m not the community pillar guy. I’m the person he wished death of loved ones upon, for telling him that you can’t pick and choose what drawanons post and if they’re gonna be here they have every right to sillypost. In the same way I find him wishing death upon my loved ones completely unacceptable (and he didn’t need to do it anyway, I’m already going through that right now) I also find a different anon wishing that guy would kill himself unacceptable.
>>121318 >>121319 You're darn right I'm confused, I'm not used to Anons ya know, sticking up for random people especially assholes? If that makes sense atleast. So apologies if I confused you, hopefully that report doesn't get you in trouble, since I just kinda assumed. But yeah, I guess I kinda get it, it's a moral thing. You're a good man.
>>121282 Now I'm always going to think of her with a Harley Quinn voice >"GoodbyyyYYYYyyyye, Mistah Pillah!" >"Don't let the door hitcha marbly ASS on tha way out!"
>>121300 >Stone was tossed straight into the heart of what would become a literal hell on earth I can hardly imagine what horrors he got to witness firsthand
>"Humie, wat dat?" said your oogi, Lily >"That? Why that's a berrybox." you tell her >Lily's eyes get wide >"Box gif berris!?" >You fix your glasses and puff on your pipe >"That's right, sport, you wanna try it out?" >Lily jumps around giggling and runs to the berrybox >You open it up and place her inside >"Wen git berris?" Lily asks >You flip a switch and the berrybox turns on >Lily's laughter quickly turns to cries of terror then silence >You open the berrybox and pull out her crushed remains >As you bag her up, your wife walks up with a salesman >"Anon, what the hell did you do?!" she says >The salesman looks at you and the bag >"Oogi?" he asks >You nod >"Did a fine job too, real fine. Think we'll take this model." >The two of you shake hands and a new trash compactor is loaded into the car >Your wife is dumbfounded that you weren't arrested >You light your pipe and laugh at her expense >Women will never understand the importance of product testing
There is that one new TADC short with the rubber crocodiles at spudsy and Pomni crawls into view, maybe it's due to similiar proportions but it look exactly like what Alice was doing before she jumped down the tabel
>>121337 >AU where Doll kills Lizzy after eliminating the entire prom court >Although butchered much like the other victims, Doll did at least preserve Lizzy's core in a jar >Whether the disembodied core is simply inert or Lizzy is somehow still 'conscious' is up to reader interpretation
>>120950 I mean its possible. All you need is just pieces of each limbs,(legs,feet,head,etc), rig it, do some tweening and you get a fnf character. All you need is music and your all set
>>121272 The AU takes place hundreds of years in the future. Uzi is dead. N is dead. All of the characters are long gone. Most don't even think they existed and are purely myth.
>>121388 >HoDR still trying to figure out if Abby is human or drone >Several agents have jumped out of windows >>121387 Well her lore is partly based off nemesis lol
>Anon walks towards Cyn slowly You know, Cyn, baby, we're not so different. You're an eldritch fleshwizard necromancer with infinite hunger and I'm like... a reverse necromancer. >"[Confusion] Is that not just killing people?" Ah, that's a technicality.
and another one i got to keep the other drawing it because we were playing a dice steal game and no one really wanted to pull off the drawing off my hands... made me really sad
>>121410 I think it was because it was technically a weapon, so it had nothing like that, but maybe I'm wrong, it has been so long since I last heard of her
>Howdy, stranger >My name's Anon, and I'm just a lone drifter through these here parts >I'm currently searching for this bandito Holds up a wanted poster of a green fellow >He stole a wholesome hmofd green from the threads and I'm on the search for him >Wanna posse up and lynch him by his peen from a tree?
>be farmanon >wake up to the sound of your rooster- and a muffled banging >put on your overalls and get ready for the day, the banging continuing the whole time >open the door to your bedroom and walk into the hall >U- has her legs crossed, teeth clenched, quivering as she bangs on the bathroom door >you can hear -U laugh from the other side of the door >another day in the life
>>121430 Kek While my parents wouldn't disown me if they visited and saw N Solverpede impregnating Uzi hanging on my wall, I think they'd be a little worried
traps don't always work out, sometimes directly engaging the enemy is the only option. when significantly overwhelmed, she sticks to hit and run tactics, opting for swift immobilization of targets to secure a safe retreat. when dealing with small groups, however, her extensive knowledge of how best to dismantle disassemblers is put to good use.
>>121061 >You press down lightly on him >Then you release >Then you press down again, in a slightly different spot >Then you release again >N wiggles and gasps and utterly fails to suppress soft giggling as you delicately knead his exposed belly, feeling his internals yield and shift beneath your fingers >His fidgeting and gasping and giggling grows and grows in intensity until you suddenly hear a quiet, metallic slinking sound >N has just opened his maintenance panel
>You creep your hand higher and higher, past his soft and yielding stomach, toward the wide-open void in his chest that he's made by retracting his maintenance panel >Your rest your fingers on the edge of the gateway to the machine's most delicate inner workings and watch as his core involuntarily tries to shrink further into his chassis >No matter how much a drone may trust someone, granting access to one's core is always going to be a somewhat frightening experience >Therefore, you move slowly, making sure he can detect every move you make, as you carefully lower your hand into his chest >You bring your palm to rest on the seat of your N unit's soul, feeling his core tremble at your touch for a moment before the amalgamation of metal and flesh relaxes
>>121433 What on earth was he reloading capable of sending an outhouse to the moon? It's a good thing no one was in it at the time, though (no one was in it, right?)
>Murder Drones has already more or less fallen out of that small bit of the internet's collective consciousness it occupied >Now Skibidi Toilet gets to be in Fortnite and N doesn't
>>121443 I know it doesn't really make sense but I couldn't bring myself to give her blue eyes, I just like the warmth of their original color too much
>>121442 But he has two DDs in his house that he basically uses his dick as a wand to control He doesn't have to worry about much in the way of threats
>>121446 Yeah but is Fortnite actually any good? I haven't taken a stab at it myself but at a distance it just feels like WoW 2.0, which is to say it's a "this game isn't actually that great but it's super addictive and all of my friends are playing it so I guess I have to as well"-type game
A drone based on the Chupacabra, except instead of sucking goats it sucks dick >A couple of cowboys are gathered around the fire, eating beans and salt pork and shit >None of them say much, instead focusing on how one guy's mustache drops low enough to accidentally dip into his plate of food >They snicker at his misfortune >He notices and decides to get back at them with a sCaRy StOrY >"Say... Y'all ever hearda the "Chupacabra"?" >They straighten up and shake their heads >"Heh... well, they say she lurks these parts, looking for cowboys to wrassle to the ground while they're a sleepin..." >"R-r-really? What... does she do then?" >"She grabs em and ties em up... and then... >"She SUCKS em dry!" >He pauses, taking another spoonful of beans >"Not of blood or nothin. Of cum. Semen. Pearl jam. Nut. Splo-" >"Okay, Hoss, we fuckin get it. You don't hafta to list em." >"Anyway, that's all. I'm immune, what with my accidentally shootin my balls off. You aren't though, heh heh. Well, gnight boys." >He turns off the fire and turns over to rest, leaving his two younger coworkers shivering in the dark >They fail to see the seven glowing yellow eyes that watch them >
>>121436 >N's core pulses as you curl your fingers around it >Faster and faster, racing with growing panic >His screen displays growing discomfort as his teeth clench >Your hear the shriek of metal against metal as his hands retract and his claws deploy, anticipating danger >You keep your hand in place, gently cradling N's core
>The tempo of the core's pulse begins to slow >You hear metal sliding against metal again as N pulls his claws back >In spite of the more base elements of his programming's protestations of how unsafe it was to bare his core to another being, logic has won out >He knows you >He trusts you >He feels certain that there's no real danger in letting you cradle his soul in your hand
>N's core pulses slower and slower until it has been reduced to a soft hum, resonating in your delicate grasp, warm and lightly slicked with oil >Looking at his screen, you see [SLEEP MODE] prominently displayed in yellow text >You smile, and give his quietly-thrumming core one last pet before you delicately slide his maintenance panel shut >You pick your book back up and thumb your way to where you left off >After a few more pages, you grab your phone and start looking for places that can deliver to you by dinner time >All things considered, you'll probably be stuck here until N is finished with his nap, so you may as well get comfortable
>>121451 Eh. I'd put it at a solid 5/10 gameplay-wise, in the true definition of a 5/10. Not amazing and life-changing, but not bad by any means. You can make characters from popular media do dumb dances and Perfect Cell can wear Jordans, that's the main appeal. Aside from that it's a battle royale TPS.
>>121458 While TADC would be funny and I'd bet Gooseworx would be down for it just to make Pomni hit the griddy, you can see MD as an entire season crossover thing, like how they had Dr. Doom as a playable boss character. You'd find DD wings on the map and could fight Uzi to get [null] as a weapon or something.
>>121467 A date with an Oxygen tank? I bet he's a gas. He's also polite, always saying please and tank you. Maybe the relationship will e-valve further?
>Why yes, I do enjoy listening to Christian music. >Why my favorite group is The Hope County Choir >Famous last words from Anon before getting stabbed in the gut by Alice, moments after bursting in and screaming "Daeth to the Peggies!!!"
>>121472 >Hear a knock on the door >Go to see who it is >See *Image* >Run to bedroom and ignore the new knocks >Run into the bedroom and grab the rifle on the wall >Hear the door snap off its hinges with a distinctive crunch as my trembling hands shove the buckshot into the barrel >Put the muzzle in my mouth >Pull the trigger
>>121501 >DD >can see in 360 degrees in visual, thermal, electromagnetic, x-ray, and other spectra >threat detection, analysis, and elimination matrix >multi-functional assembly arms to make any tool or firearm necessary for the situation >hot core for snuggling in cold nights >built-in library of human compatible flora- will never poison you with the wrong mushroom >no prey- from the smallest rabbit to the largest bear- can escape, will be able to feed you indefinitely >cute, twink shape >huge disassembly dong and balls >loves to do anything
>>121447 >>121443 Agreed, the original orange fits extremely well with rhe brown hair and otherwise colourless design. Maybe something along the lines of rhe hallway ambush could work, but idk in which scenario such a 'glitch' could happen, maybe something similiar to EMP. Not sure if Sentinel Alice would feature one though
>>121510 Do you think there are people out there that don't realize DD's headbands are eyes? Like one dude just ogling a DD's ass behind their back while the DD in question stares back.
>>121527 >Sneakily ogle J's fat ass in your workplace >Try to sneak at least one glimpse every day, being sure to do it when she's looking in the opposite direction >Lately, it seems like she's been facing away from you more >Even when talking to you >That, and her skirt seems shorter >Must be a trick of the imagination
>>121410 >>121413 Oldfag here, I remember the actual lore. You see it's actually a guy, but they gave him a female chassis because they wanted to boost troop morale
>>121531 I think most of SD-O's lore has been forgotten with time, which is kinda sad, since I like when everything is archived. You could try to add some things to the wiki if you have time. I can't even remember when SD-O was introduced.
>>121530 >J walks by, her fat butt wiggling, hips jiggling as she sashays through the office >you can see her panties strain to contain her fat butt >unknown to you, J can see the growing bulge in your pants as she passes you by >you'll never see the predatory glean of her smile as she sees your reaction >the thrill of knowing just how much power her body alone holds over you >she 'drops' her stack of papers, bending over to slowly pick them up one by one
I know it was briefly mentioned last thread, but I really liked the idea that J was actually Miku or atleast a Miku-like idol before ending up in the dump
>>121538 >J later gets chewed out by corporate for taking over an hour to pick up the papers >You get chewed out by corporate for being unable to identify why you got no work done for an hour around the same time >Completely unrelated incidents
>>121545 Honestly I'm tempted to just ignore Liam's retarded "drone wigs are dead people" thing. Mostly because that's not how deceased human scalps work. And drones in general also separately figured out the wig thing so you'd assume that was something some other human in some other time figured out.
>>121550 It would effectively trap The Solver inside her body forever, it wouldn't be able to leave or find another host even if the opportunity presented itself. It would be forever stuck and unable to ever possess or influence Uzi.
>>121549 >During the final battle against Cynwalker, J was demoralized upon hearing Uzi use her own song against her >Not just demoralized, but also disgusted due to the only surviving piece of her legacy being a fucking nightcore version
>>121562 Hmmmm, maybe he should write all the deets on a piece of paper first and hand it to 'him' to read so he doesn't get shot down in the first .204 seconds
>>121577 I wasn't disrespecting her, I was just surprised to see a shіtрost OC I made while barely conscious has her own wiki page, especially since she only got the one piece of content
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>Go to drone Booru >See my shitty Uzi drawing on there I have no idea how to feel about this...considering this is my maximum level of skill, I can't draw any better than this
>>121382 There are a lot of them, they're in close proximity, inherently they're at some weird angle to the viewer (which makes perspective very important) and the rest of the body, and it's possible to do subtle things wrong that make them look substantially worse.
>Be Salonanon. >In the Middle of an otherwise normal Work day. >Jim has fallen asleep at the desk. >Avre snuck into the utility closet while on break from patrolling the rest of the block's storefronts. >You are just finishing up with your last customer: a meager worker drone wanting to touch up before an upcoming meeting. >You send her off and you start trying to figure out what to do in your newfound freetime as the Salon is now empty. >You could ‘try’ rousing Avre from your utility closet and hopefully not get sucked into the abyss in the proces- >Your thought process was cut short as you heard the front door open. >As a Dronesalon, your field of expertise usually limit's the type of customs you see entering the store to be well… drones. >You weren't expecting a Human, Let alone one wearing some sort of military gear setup. >One of the symbols You see on the shoulder pads you recognize, back from your trip to the sentinel Outpost. >he looks around the shop for a moment, pausing to look at the STILL ASLEEP worker drone sitting at the front deck, before turning back to you. >[”You Guys are rated for working on Sentinels, right?”] >Avre Pops her head out of the utility closet as you confirm that; Yes, you've worked on sentinel drones here. >[“Oh good, you don't mind me making a reservation for one then right?”] >He doesn't even give you time to answer as he steps back outside and whistles at something. >...
>. . . >Avre hears it first. >Before you question her sudden panicked expression, you hear it too. >Or rather, feel it. As the ground begins to shake. >stompstompstompstompStompStomPSTOMPSTOMPSTOM- >Something very big is approaching your shop. >Then you see it as it walks into view, almost completely obstructing the front of your Salon. >Its silhouette is only broken by 2 beady eyes at the top of this absolute hulk of a drone. >This thing must stand at least 16ft tall, if not more. >There is no way this thing fits in your store, unless it wants to renovate your store YET.FUCKING.AGAIN. >Instead, you rouse Jim (who somehow slept through a fucking HULK standing outside the store), and the 2 of start rummaging through the (now unoccupied) utility closet for extension hoses. >20 minutes, alot of hoses, and many concerned looks from onlookers later, you have established a “SMALL” cleaning area outfront of your shop to attempt to cater the “VERY LARGE” Drone outside. >Now Kneeled over a tarp you layed out, the drone sits as you start wondering two things: >1. Where did that man go. >2. Where's the head of the big drone? It was there earlier, now there's just a… closed hatch where it used to be. >Both questions are answered as the entire front of the drone's torso opened up, revealing both the pilot, sitting in an internal pilot area of the drone, bickering with the mech drone inside, which is nothing more than a Head and Set of arms attached to a rail system. >He leaves the mech and walks over to you as you watch the drone pout and close back up. >[“She's ready to go, just give her a deep chassis clean, i need her looking her best before a ceremony later today.”] >With the go ahead, You, Jim, and some help from Both Avre & the pilot start power washing the (surprisingly Dirty) Mech.
>At several points you see the Drone open the hatch slightly to peek through the port. >The pilot says he will handle cleaning the inside later, and make the drone keep the hatch closed so no water gets inside. >As you clean, the pilot climbs on top and starts spraying some sort of blue foam over the joints, greatly aiding the cleaning effort. (aside from the concerning amount of bubbling its producing) >After about 15 minutes, the dirt & gunk is mostly cleared, you move in to scrub out the rest manually with brushes and sponges. >The drone appears somewhat ticklish during this process, and you need to be careful not to get accidentally smacked by heavy metal and you clean the joints. >You are spared cleaning anything potentially dangerous like armaments, as they seem to been put off to the side before the cleaning started. >You get through getting the last bits of grime and gunk out of the warmachines joints, and move onto polish. >You are unsure if you even have enough polish to surface an entire mech, but you're sure as hell going to try. >Getting help from the others makes quick work of the drone, who's now shining like a freshly painted automobile. >Despite the rushed setup you made outside your store, the end result turned out pretty well. >No damage to the store, the drains deal with most of the dirt washed off the drone, and the tarp can be tossed to deal with the rest. >Oh, and 2 very happy customers. >they both thank you for the work, and the mech stomps off to someplace out of view (to the dismay of anyone in her path), while the pilot goes with Jim to calculate the costs of this cleaning. >All things considered, the pilot got a bargain, and you got 2 new customers. >Maybe even more, as when the pilot left, he mentioned something about [“Referring some friends”]. >You preemptively start ordering more hoses and industrial grade polish by the pallet. >(You)'re going to have a long week.
Introduction: Known as Cavalry Drones, Cavalry-Class Sentinel Drones, or Simply Sentinel mechs depending on who you ask, these large drones serve as a breakthrough unit to serve along side Reclaimer Drones (also known as ‘reclaimed’ Drones or Reclaimer-Class Sentinel drones) forces in New-Talladega’s rapidly expanding Military force. These Drones are (Usually*) accompanied by a Cavalry ‘Pilot’ which serves inside the drone as both the commander, support unit, and caretaker. Their size, armament, and role in combat can vary wildly from drone to drone, but these behemoths are a force to be reckoned with no-matter the task.
*Some early prototype variants did not have pilots.
History: Following the Rapid success of the Reclaimer drone program in 3070 (yes that date is correct), and the slow recapturing of Elysium-3 following the Battle of warpgate Beta, New talladega requested heavier armament to prepare for any further solver attacks, and to help recapture the rest of Elysium-3. While neither of these proclamations would occur, as the Elysium system remained Isolated from the greater colonies for another 5 years, not aware of the solvers defeat in 3071, and a Majority of Elysium-3 formerly populated continents becoming various “Drone restriction zones”, as the current population wasn't numerous enough to attempt repopulating, anything outside New-Talladega. Nonetheless, prototyping did begin with bigger, more heavily armed Drones, and eventually the first prototypes were made.
Prototypes: The first batches of these new drones were nothing more than an upscaled and uparmed version of their smaller reclaimer counterparts, many of these drones were used to test experimental systems and weapons, including larger versions of the basilisk arrays, and medium-high caliber artillery systems. During testing in early 3073, due to various undiagnosed and unaddressed mental anomalies in a few of the prototypes, they went AWOL and began a fight that lead to the destruction of testsite 2, leaving many dead and several prototypes unaccounted for: This list includes: A dozen or so mech prototypes, 5 relaimer-class drones with experimental systems, several autonomous vehicles, and at least one MBT prototype.
Final Designs: Following the Loss of testsite 2, all further prototypes were built with an interior canopy, allowing room for personnel to reside in during testing, this eventually started the pilot system, and in 3075, testing had concluded on the newly named Cavalry Drones.
Pilots: Like previously stated, pilots are both the commander and caretaker for their respective mech(s). Pilots can be eather Human, or another drone, and serve to assist & order the mechs both in & outside of combat. Due to the mech's size, they are heavily limited in both where they fit and what they can interact with, such as getting through doorways and handling ‘delicate” items. One way this was remedied was with the addition of a “internal body” for the mech, mounted on a rail system in the interior, which allows the mech to interact with the pilot and any items it is given the same way a normal sized drone can. Both Pilots and Mechs both say the interior body is a great addition.
Mechs: Variants. While the original prototypes where only about half as tall as the final product, a side effect of this was that the mechs systems can support almost every human weapon feasibly held by conventional armored vehicles: from LMG’s and grenade launchers, to shoulder mounted bombardment cannons taken off space faring frigates, and white hot energy lances that take a reactor to power properly. As such, this has caused a great amount of new roles and variety for these mechs, a few of which we will show here:
(A quick note, after this mech dumb is finished, most of these “example” mechs are free for anyone to steal and do their own characters with (besides bottom right i guess, they should prob go to Phoenix), the goal of these examples are just so you can see you can basically do whatever you fucking want with these guys, go crazy, go stupid, go horny.)
(Top Left) >Name: Skywatcher (also known as Shaun) >Role: Anti-air coverage) >Armament: 2 sets of twin 5in slamshot cannons, chambered in proxy-HE rounds, & 50x AD Missles, mounted as a replacement of the mechs “arms” >Notes: Great support asset, frontline usage not advice as, as he quotes: [“Proxy has a 500m Safety fuze, and these drones love to close the distance”] >Status: Pilot/Caretaker needed.
(Top Right) >Name: [No core] >Role: Drone Termination >Armament: A Modified Drone disassembly unit, seemingly merged with a Large caliber woodchipper, making an absolute affront to god, and one 30mm plasma autocannon. >Notes: Previous pilot retired, Previous core permanently put into stasis due to mental degradation. >Status: Needs Core & Pilot >Extra Note: Please for the love of god, dont watch the combat takes of this thing with audio, im going to hear the sounds of that “Dronechipper” in my fucking nightmares.
(Bottom Left) >Name: Called simply “the Lion.” >Role: Prototype, Escaped during the loss of testsite 2, currently wanted to recapture. >Armament: Nothing but really big hands and a Set of “Lion Long 9” cannons, firing SAP stun rounds. >Notes: Currently being tracked roaming Elysium-3’s Drone restriction zones, corporate considers this asset to be rehabilitable if captured, good luck anyone who tries getting that thing back. It's also said it likes ‘booze’.
(Bottom Right) >Name: Unknown >Role: Unknown >Armament: Classified, No one is brave enough to get near that thing when its not shut off to check. >Notes:The result of a Cultural exchange between New-Talladega Labs & Calibern R&D, They were Meant to keep the mech but it showed up in front of our facility in chains one day, so we just took it in. Everytime we turn it on it just starts screaming, so for now we just have it in stasis until we can get a certified pilot to try and calm it down. I'm just an engineer, not a therapist. >Status: Needs pilot, wellness check advised ASAP. >Extra Notes: We have no idea who her previous pilot was, but she seems to react negatively to the name “Holly”.
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>>121610 Does AO3 count? Because I use emoji decently often in the human biohorror AU that I made picrel for e.g. >J towered over Uzi, and leaned forward with predatory bent. >Creepy yellow eyes dripping with conceit and curiosity, probably backlit by necromantic energy, bored into Uzi's own. >She was dressed far better than Uzi was, and could probably give her the inside scoop on what N liked seeing, but like hell Uzi would be indebted to her for anything. >Uzi liked having a soul. >"What do you want? I'm busy, so make it quick and then buzz off," Uzi snarled. >"✨🩸 Your blood 🩸✨," came the cheery reply. >Had Uzi been out-edged in only two words? She was taken aback, but caught herself before taking a few steps back. >The unsung sword of her sharp, and witty, and original, free-spirited personality was forged from glorious steel that had been folded a thousand times. She couldn't possibly be this readily disarmed. or >"Cyn, if you're listening. Great job setting things up." >"I'm scared. And frightened a little bit. >"Nothing's working and I can't figure out why." >"You got me good. I have been completely 💯% had." >"You can come out now. And unlock the doors." >"And turn the network back on. It'll just get boring if you wait." or >"I will be your first. Correct?" Cyn's tone suddenly darkened and her eyes narrowed as they bored into N. >N would've honestly rather faced the tentacles again than this. >"Intimidating Glare." >"Well, uh, Cyn, you know, I..." >"What. Was. Her. Name?" Cyn demanded. >"And when are you available to attend a funeral 🪦?" she added in an inappropriately cheery tone. or >"Attack such a special and free-spirited guest who's made such a well-received contribution to our little event?" J said as she strolled over to Uzi, stuffing flair into each stride and sarcasm into each syllable. >She put an arm around Uzi's shoulders. >Uzi involuntarily shuddered. >It felt like a rather hot noose had been fitted around her neck. >N didn't feel feverish like this. >"And I could never ✨openly✨ harm someone whom my dear brother is so smitten with. I saw how conflicted he was just now, and that pained me." >"So....." Uzi said, trying to bring whatever game this was to an end. or >"I think it was a pretty good plan. I was sure we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think, 'partner'? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?" Cyn asked. >"Uh, yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with...uh... 32.33 repeating of course percentage chance of failure," the nurse replied. >"That...seems high for messing around inside my brain," N replied. >"That's a lot better than we usually do. At our worst, we considered five percent survival rates a success." >The phone went silent, as if the nurse were thinking over that statement and how little it did to reassure N. >"Not for you lot, of course. Those chosen for W.D.O.S. 606 were always going to be special. There were plenty of others to clear the way. If you stand taller, you do so because you stand on the shoulders of the less tall. And on the rest of their skeletons. Best not lose your balance 🧘. There's plenty of room at the bottom." >>121609 >>116708 desu. I'll be continuing the story in a few hours.
>>121602 No anon, Thank you and everyone else on /md/ for making this Saturnalia so wonderful, here’s to many more :) >>121606 ;) >>121588 Why it’s a Saturnalia present of course ;), here it is:
>>121603 maybe either a bricky brownish red for the eye color or a seafoamy green and a sort of a light grey-brown for the hair, something like picrel but honestly go with whatever looks good
>>121616 >>121617 >>121618 good shit as always >>121623 poor Unknown... I want her to be happy, but if she's being given to Phoenix I can't imagine things are going to go well for her
>>121623 >(Bottom Right) >"She is wounded mentally, and broken physically, but she is the apex of our military science, and if it takes my blood and flesh to heal her wounds and rebuild her body, I will go for it. In the name of mankind." – the last words of [REDACTED], pilot volunteer, before the start of the mech test run at testsite 5.
Note from Dr. [REDACTED], supervisor of [REDACTED] base after the test trials: >"This time the bitch outdid sherself."
>>121657 Pretty sure she still does, not like she learnt any of what we got to see in 7. It's somewhat or very tragic honestly, from Alice's POV Nori was a reckless arrogant bitch and before 7 came out I remember most people here expecting Nori to be revealed just as such (due to most of the info we had back then coming from Alice). Now we know Nori was (at least) not responsible for killing everyone, the chance still exists that she was a bitch to Alice and others, tho we have no 100% proof for this being the case or not, it's up to everyone's headcanon at this point.
>Sure thought implodin all them folks was pretty slick~ Perhaps Alice means the core collapse with this, apparently all flesh and blood, every animal material except bones seems to have been consumed at the moment of the core collapse(that's technically headcanon, but how else are they picked clean, there are dead bodies in the permafrost from 40.000 years ago looking like new), chance is that Alice was with humans in CFL when it happened (Alice must have been in the upper levels already in order to make it into the saferoom she uses in 6). Alternative is tho, Nori killed either people or drones with her AS before and Alice saw it, unproven but that would be more along the lines of 'imploding' than whatever happened to humans during the core collapse. Idk wether Nori was posessed during that or it was something like Uzi and her flesh arrow in 4.
Anyways Alice is totally still hating Nori, if anything changed at all the entire encounter with Uzi made her think even worse of Nori. There is some potential for them making up, if they get to talking, but just like that one anon who wrote the green about Alice, Beau and core Nori in late September/early October, Alice wouldn't believe Nori's excuses
>>121661 >There is some potential for them making up, if they get to talking, but just like that one anon who wrote the green about Alice, Beau and core Nori in late September/early October, Alice wouldn't believe Nori's excuses Speaking as the author of that green, she believes Nori, she just still holds a grudge and won't pass up the chance to kick her while she's down.
Uzi is a Zombie drone, right? She died in the Hallway with N for a bit and then quickly rebooted, making her a Solver witch, right? Because there's no way Uzi's solver stuff wouldn't have activated until that moment, she does dumb dangerous shit all the time so it should've activated before the Pilot even started
>>121663 Oh right been sometime since I read it, that also fits. It took place before 6 right? Even if 6 takes the course it did, I think Alice would be better off in that scenario since Nori would know about her being there then.
>>121664 Technically we can see a glimpse of it working in the pilot when she subconsciously nudges the bullet fired at her off course. I can't say for certain if she died in the hallway where N stabbed her, at the very least she'd be horribly wounded.
>>121666 Years before, Satan. Idea is that this is an AU where Alice caught Nori as she was first making her way down to the cathedral level as a headcrab.
>>121664 I mean it could have happened right there, Uzi 'inheriting' the AS strain from Nori would explain why getting stabbed wide and deep througn the chest and coughing up oil like that didn't cause her to shutdown (iirc zds are 'dead' for a while after fatal error, at least for the first time before their core smh restarts everything which can take up to 5 years), instead remaining concious through out that which should have likely killed a normal drone to be fair tho, we saw one of Khan's friend get stabbed in the chest as well, it was different tho. He was stabbed with the stinger in the middle of the chest, in the core, Uzi was stabbed more through the shoulder. Nanite stinger is less damaging at first and maybe N didn't put acid in him so that's why he didn't die until decapitation Uzi and Doll are special cases, they are the only drones who were born with AS, so they were 'normal' drones until using it.
Now that I remember, we see Uzi in her speech (in sunlight which didn't harm her smh?) flash something about failsafe, so her failsafe apparently attempted to kill her, but only hours(?) after her having used AS. A inert/worn/broken failsafe is necessary for any zd or witch, so Uzi using AS to dodge J's fire but her failsafe (which is there specifically to kill the core when AS is detected) not working is just a plothole which I cannot eing any explanation for right now
>>121673 We can just say they are old or someone having figured out how to disable the restrictive programing so they are 'real' upon 'birth'. The bunkerdrones also have personalities but still, the difference between them and solverdrones and zombiedrones (N, V and J in thr manor were also zombiedrones I think) is pretty intense
>>121673 They started off as Pillbabies which are a self-learning network, so they already had a massive advantage also there isn't any humans around, remember if there are no humans around they'll learn and adapt.
>>121673 Liam's explanation is that the self-learning protocols of drones leads them to sapience under two (2) circumstances: self-rebooting (dying is a huge shock to the system), or going long enough without orders from a human and having to figure things out on their own (however long "long enough" is; Khan seems to have reached this point before the core collapse, judging from his talk of having his own Total Human Death phase).
>>121679 Jesus that's grim. poor wagie drones just trying to make a living, picking up food not knowing it'll be served alongside them because the company they work for wanted a few extra bucks
>>121679 >tfw your shift lead stuffs your internals full of stuffing, gravy, and cranberry sauce before ordering you to deliver yourself to a house on the disassembler side of town
>>121617 > the sentinel drones are creeping at the windows again also, i'm now imagining the mech's inner-drone to be detachable and carried around like a backpack you know, for when you need an extra pair of arms
>>121679 >>121681 >>121683 >>121684 >As the dronedash wagie walks nervously down the bad part of town, internals jostling full of foodstuffs and seasoning, a simple melody can be heard. >There is but one glimpse of a shadowy man following in the street light. >All the wagie can do is not turn around and keep walking. Neil Cicierega - Bega Interlude
>>121696 >your DD wife (begrudgingly) obeys your orders to spare the wagie >she helps you clean her out by scooping out the holiday stuffing from the WD's insides with her long, dextrous tongue >she only occasionally nibbles at the WD's wiring to tease her >the WD is a quivering mess by the time she's done getting cleaned out, her insides now thoroughly coated in your DD wife's nanite saliva
>>121683 >worker signs up with dronedash >keeps track of where dashers have "inexplicably" gone missing >makes sure she gets assigned to these areas (always primarily populated by DDs) >keeps a friendly face on, courteous and polite– gotta stay unassuming >until one of the freaks makes a move, and they almost always do >you can keep a lot of kit in a delivery pack. and a jury-rigged bootlooper is just small enough to fit in a doggy bag. >doesn't stop 'em like the real thing, but it keeps them weakened, disoriented >enough that a worker who knows what she's doing can hold her own and drop the oilsuckers with something as simple as a blunt object >funny enough, she always gets a 5 star review
>>121697 Imagine a threesome between you, your wife, and Little Snack Little Snack always clinging to you for help and continually thanking you for saving her It's just like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from Always Sunny
>>121707 >abby hears you dont have a brain >Not realizing this is a joke, she pukes you a brain and it lands with a splat into your hands >She waits for your response thinking she did a good job
>>121697 it feels wrong that i find this hot but dang if the idea of a dd and wd being mutual lovers and having their own 'thing' going on to isn't hot maybe lil snack goes to wifey and the two 'check each other's internals' every now and again, with the moaning making it really hard for you to focus on your work when working from home
>>121688 I'm kind of shocked it's not more common to see than straight up robopreg considering two of the threads Uzi fankids involve Uzi being Solverpreg. It's at least the case with Akita and I recall some greens for Beretta going that route
>>121653 Fun Facts* about Uzi Doorman >Uzi is/was unfamiliar with how "sex" is supposed to work, and for the longest time legitimately assumed that things like tentacle hentai was depicting humans being tortured (hence why she has so much of it in her collection of 'edgy' stuff) >darkXWolf17 is one of the biggest regular users on Outpost 3-chan, and is notorious for being virulently racist towards humans and human-lovers >Uzi DOES in fact stink thanks to a combination of her 'oil' diet & all the Eldritch flesh inside and/or outside her body >Uzi is now Schrodinger's Solverpede in that her 'real' body is determinate on how she perceives herself during any given moment >Uzi & Khan are now on significantly better, with them regularly working on all sorts of creative engineering-related projects >Uzi & V can now be classified as Vitriolic Best Buds, although both of them wouldn't dare admit or acknowledge this in public >Uzi & Lizzy aren't necessarily friends now but their interactions are markedly less hostile compared to what it once was >Uzi & N share a mutual love for roleplay (and not just the lewd kind either!)
>downloader dronedr, the app for gay guys to meet gay drones >hoping i get matched with a fat assed twink >match almost instantly >set up a meet up >go to the location, a dark alley >a male sentinel approaches >dang, he got the curves >go back to his apartment with him >get ready to get frisky >shucks his outfit >turns out it's a female drone crossdressing >try to escape, but a bunch of dds and wds block the way >call 911 >scream that i'm being screwed by a bunch of women >they tell me to fuck off and stop rubbing it in their faces >mfw
>>121658 If you are >>119210, then: >>119235, But if you are >>119246, then sorry for not answering: >Spoiler Question is worded a little weird, but i think its a yes, if you manage to earn her trust enough to cuddle shes probably enjoy it as much as you would.
>>121712 >sentinel drone embarrassed by her quickly growing baby bump, the other girls teasing her as they all get a deep cleaning together >pregnant disassembler getting cravings for weirdly specific drones, struggling to fly with the extra weight >pregnant worker carrying out her duties on a construction site without a care in the world (she put safety gear and a hard hat on her baby bump, so it'll be fine)