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No.121251
Murder Drones (#117)Anonymous
Replies:>>121273
Image:173441830665.jpg(498kB, 2000x1500)GKth_2db0AA6Bd9.jpg
Serial Designation-P
Serial Designation-E
Serial Designation-N
Serial Designation-I
Serial Designation-S
Booru: https://dronebooru.co
OC wheel: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
Previous thread: >>120265
No.121254
Anonymous
Chef Drones
No.121255
Anonymous
Replies:>>121262
Image:173441846736.jpg(103kB, 800x813)GKRP_A-agAAgfJk.jpg
We post drones here sir
No.121256
Anonymous
Image:173441847408.jpg(147kB, 2048x1193)Ge07JjUW4AA5vfK.jpeg
No.121259
Anonymous
Replies:>>121261
My lazy ass shall continue the Stone green once I'm done with Ultrakill
No.121261
Anonymous
Replies:>>121263>>121270
>>121259
Take your time anon. Start small with bullet points for your greens and getting the sequence of events in your head down. And you know, be mindful of electrical problems like last time.
No.121262
Anonymous
>>121255
Awwww
No.121263
Anonymous
>>121261
send it without restraint like a real greenposter
what, is it not gonna get any (you)'s if you write it in broken english
No.121264
Anonymous
Replies:>>121265>>121269
Imsgine this. Solver Bloodworm
No.121265
Anonymous
>>121264
Solver bedroom.
No.121266
Anonymous
Image:173441953256.jpg(233kB, 1865x2048)GedyPofXIAAAt2l.jpeg
No.121268
Anonymous
Replies:>>121271>>121278
>>121169
Finally some canon about U+1, thanks.

Shepherd is a strong boy. And how many DDs has he fucked?
No.121269
Anonymous
Replies:>>121272
>>121264
I actually have something like this in my AU. Without a figurehead to lead and control the Solver hivemind, a lot of solver flesh monsters become autonomous. Some die off, but some solverpedes managed to adapt to the environment and reproduce.

As I mentioned in the last thread Solver hosts don't exist anymore because of The Purge, but Solverpede flesh when ground up into a powder and consumed grants a temporary lite version of the Solver making it very sought after by royals.
No.121270
Anonymous
>>121261
I've been wary of electrical problems since they struck me, so I've built up quite the habit for saving.
No.121271
Anonymous
Replies:>>121275
>>121268
He a big boy, he fucked the mechs
No.121272
Anonymous
Replies:>>121384
>>121269
>a figurehead to lead and control the Solver hivemind
Uzi. That would be Uzi.
No.121273
Anonymous
>>121251
Doll loves her loving parents who are both alive and her best friend who would never take her for granted.
No.121274
Anonymous
Image:173442075501.png(52kB, 755x729)173429532614.png
I need Louisa and her sister
No.121275
Anonymous
>>121271
So Shepherd joined the army? He's a true patriot of mankind.
No.121276
Anonymous
Image:173442102997.jpg(2.71MB, 2267x2193)Ge7wfjGXAA0Qsb4.jpg
No.121277
Anonymous
Replies:>>121286>>121403
>Sophie (Harper’s daughter) is crying. She’s probably having a nightmare.
>Sophie (The human Sophie) has been in the base for a bit on a small job
>She decides to sit with lil’ Sophie and hold her
No.121278
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>121268
i’m glad there’s someone out there to be an audience for my stuff!
No.121280
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121288
N is so kind and respectful
No.121281
Anonymous
Replies:>>121283>>121284>>121290>>121292>>121333
Image:173442386222.png(396kB, 1765x1260)amda card.png
>>121140
'ere you go
No.121282
Anonymous
Replies:>>121287>>121291>>121292>>121334>>121336
Image:173442386672.png(35kB, 869x582)she builds and destroys.png
No.121283
Anonymous
>>121281
Good shit man
No.121284
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121287
>>121281
based i like the chest light and ID tag
No.121285
Anonymous
Replies:>>121293
I think drones are cute.
No.121286
Anonymous
Replies:>>121376
>>121277
Sophie is a mother of many children, but does she have mothering skills?
No.121287
Anonymous
Image:173442441690.jpg(31kB, 369x434)absolute BANANAS.jpg
>>121282
local deranged femdrone does it again
>>121284
no one really remembers or brings up the death stare kaomoji in my corner of the world wide web so i'm glad someone does like it
No.121288
Anonymous
Replies:>>121289>>121295
>>121280
Izzdrone, let N go, he's a living being, you can't just take him and chain him up.
No.121289
Anonymous
>>121288
He's right, you should cut off the legs first. Arms and wings too. Chains are too easy to escape. A nugget is always there for you.
No.121290
Anonymous
Replies:>>121294
>>121281
Hey, I'm just drawing you with boobs, I don't have a fucking foot fetish!

I love your art so damn much!
No.121291
Anonymous
>>121282
Femdrone needs it, so let's not disturb her or that sledgehammer might fly at us.
No.121292
Anonymous
>>121281
Banger
>>121282
Goblin
No.121293
Anonymous
>>121285
Cans fucker.
No.121294
Anonymous
Replies:>>121305
Image:173442539398.jpg(42kB, 500x378)GwToGpW.jpeg
>>121290
>Drawing amda with boobs
No.121295
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121301
Image:173442543483.png(1.20MB, 1170x2532)IMG_7327.png
>>121288
he’s a living being you say? how do you know? can you elaborate? can you provide proof?
No.121296
Anonymous
Replies:>>121297>>121302
I AM SO SICK OF PORN
No.121297
Anonymous
>>121296
I'm not
No.121298
Anonymous
Replies:>>121299
Goodnight, anon.
No.121299
Anonymous
>>121298
Goodnight American Anon.
No.121300
Anonymous
Replies:>>121352
>Fun Stone Facts: Stone's certification in Jump Duty and being in the third squad in a Quick Action Platoon means he seldom takes troop carriers when being deployed, instead being stuck in a droppod. All this together means he was one of the first on the ground when the Solver War started, dropped planetside in one of the hotter warzones.
No.121301
Anonymous
Replies:>>121306
Image:173442623449.png(307kB, 1000x632)AA1_Phoenix_Point[1].png
>>121295
>"I present N's still beating heart as proof!"
>...
>"What do you mean it's not beating anymore?"
>...
>"Ohhhh don't take it out of the drone. Woops."
No.121302
Anonymous
>>121296
Nope.
No.121303
Anonymous
Replies:>>121304
Goodnight, American anon.
No.121304
Anonymous
>>121303
Goodnight
No.121305
Anonymous
>>121294
Seconding!
No.121306
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>121301
ah darn! guess we gotta do CPR on him now *shrug*
i have a chair to watch
No.121307
Anonymous
Replies:>>121309
>>121279
Do not wish suicide upon people.
No.121308
Anonymous
Image:173442819716.jpg(125kB, 820x656)IMG_20241208_114032.jpg
No.121309
NTA
Replies:>>121310
>>121307
N-newfag-kun...
No.121310
Anonymous
Replies:>>121311>>121313>>121318
>>121309
I’m not new. I’m who the person you’re wishing suicide upon wished death of loved ones upon. Do not wish suicide upon people.
No.121311
Anonymous
Replies:>>121318
>>121310
Wait, are you ban evading right now?
No.121312
Anonymous
Replies:>>121317
Video:173442902463.mp4(122kB / 0:00:06 / avc1, 1280x720)the solver subdued and captured.mp4
No.121313
Anonymous
Replies:>>121316>>121319
>>121310
I'm not even the guy who said it, but...come on dude. It's the internet, we say nasty shit to eachother we don't mean. Look, personally I think you need to get some help. You're clearly not in a good place right now, and you need professional help. Don't do anything stupid, alright
No.121314
Anonymous
Replies:>>121315
Image:173442945326.jpg(507kB, 2248x3000)IMG_20240817_225215.jpg
No.121315
Anonymous
>>121314
NO N! DO NOT DO IT!
No.121316
Anonymous
Replies:>>121319
>>121313 (me)
Also did you literally wish the death of peoples loved ones? Like dude, wtf. Of course people are going to be nasty to you, but that doesn't necessarily mean anyone actually wants you to die, just like how you HOPEFULLY didn't mean the loved one death thing, right?
No.121317
Anonymous
Replies:>>121320
>>121312
Is she being groped by a Combine Soldier or something? I can't see shit on that video
No.121318
Anonymous
Replies:>>121321
>>121310
>>121311
No, I’m not the community pillar guy. I’m the person he wished death of loved ones upon, for telling him that you can’t pick and choose what drawanons post and if they’re gonna be here they have every right to sillypost. In the same way I find him wishing death upon my loved ones completely unacceptable (and he didn’t need to do it anyway, I’m already going through that right now) I also find a different anon wishing that guy would kill himself unacceptable.
No.121319
Anonymous
Replies:>>121321
>>121313
>>121316
You are confused about who I am.
No.121320
Anonymous
>>121317
Yeah, she is being groped by bad cop from entropy zero
No.121321
Anonymous
Replies:>>121322
>>121318
>>121319
You're darn right I'm confused, I'm not used to Anons ya know, sticking up for random people especially assholes? If that makes sense atleast. So apologies if I confused you, hopefully that report doesn't get you in trouble, since I just kinda assumed. But yeah, I guess I kinda get it, it's a moral thing. You're a good man.
No.121322
Anonymous
Replies:>>121323
>>121321
Thank you, and have a wonderful day or night
No.121323
Anonymous
>>121322
You as well, my friend.
No.121324
Anonymous
Replies:>>121326>>121354
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No.121326
Anonymous
>>121324
Sexcellent
No.121327
Anonymous
Replies:>>121344>>121357
Image:173443345801.jpg(386kB, 1079x873)GeSqSj2XsAApHqw (1).jpeg
No.121328
Anonymous
Replies:>>121329>>121340
Video:173443408258.mp4(823kB / 0:00:22 / avc1, 960x720)B0e4FmqWhTKN40AD.mp4
Would you flirt with your oc?
No.121329
Anonymous
>>121328
No
No.121331
Anonymous
Replies:>>121340
While (You) were away from the threads (You)r Drone ran away.
No.121332
Anonymous
Replies:>>121335>>121366
Image:173443714290.jpg(89kB, 1050x1845)Gdud4cIXQAA1XDc.jpeg
Anyone screencapped that greentext of Tessa handholding?
No.121333
Anonymous
>>121281
What occasion would I give this card to someone for? I'm thinking a funeral but I wanted to check first
No.121334
Anonymous
>>121282
Now I'm always going to think of her with a Harley Quinn voice
>"GoodbyyyYYYYyyyye, Mistah Pillah!"
>"Don't let the door hitcha marbly ASS on tha way out!"
No.121335
Anonymous
Replies:>>121338>>121351
>>121332
I'll be doing a thread crawl in a few days and capping stuff, if it doesn't get done before that then it'll happen then
No.121336
Anonymous
>>121282
crooked-ass smile
No.121337
Anonymous
Replies:>>121339>>121345>>121347>>121360>>121502
Image:173443809975.jpg(217kB, 2048x1307)Ge5tfRqawAAxXKf.jpeg
No.121338
Anonymous
Replies:>>121341
>>121335
> anon readying himself to descend into the thread mines
say hi to Marcy for me
No.121339
Anonymous
>>121337
> Lizzy took a few steps too far when pushing V away from the marked spot
No.121340
Anonymous
>>121328
No, it would feel really weird to do it
>>121331
Fuck
No.121341
Anonymous
>>121338
Sure (do you want me to, like, grab her and get her out of the mines too or just the "hi" thing and then leave?)
No.121342
Anonymous
Replies:>>121346
Image:173443894813.jpg(579kB, 1196x1552)IMG_20241217_203502.jpg
No.121343
Anonymous
Replies:>>121349
What would a knockoff version of your OC be called and act like
No.121344
Anonymous
Replies:>>121409
Image:173444014083.png(341kB, 720x720)1720240765440533.png
>>121327
Robot girls ARE monster girls
No.121345
Anonymous
>>121337
It should have been canon.
No.121346
Anonymous
>>121342
Wow, what is it?
No.121347
Anonymous
>>121337
>Doll admiring her freshly made shashlik
No.121349
Anonymous
Replies:>>121350>>121353>>121361
Image:173444304215.png(1.88MB, 2454x2453)BigDay.png
>>121343
Probably like a mean-spirited wagie.
No.121350
Anonymous
Replies:>>121353
>>121349 (Me)
Called HC for the funny.
No.121351
Anonymous
>>121335
Thank you, anon.
No.121352
Anonymous
>>121300
>Stone was tossed straight into the heart of what would become a literal hell on earth
I can hardly imagine what horrors he got to witness firsthand
No.121353
Anonymous
Replies:>>121356
>>121349
>>121350
But would she still steal my shoes?
No.121354
Anonymous
Replies:>>121355
>>121324
>The helmet stays on during sex
No.121355
Anonymous
>>121354
The rich have their quirks.
No.121356
Anonymous
>>121353
Even more than CH, you will not even notice when she took them.
No.121357
Anonymous
Image:173444457958.gif(909kB, 300x189)1724795410894535.gif
>>121327
No.121358
Anonymous
Replies:>>121363
Image:173444462082.png(320kB, 750x565)yummy.png
>"Humie, wat dat?" said your oogi, Lily
>"That? Why that's a berrybox." you tell her
>Lily's eyes get wide
>"Box gif berris!?"
>You fix your glasses and puff on your pipe
>"That's right, sport, you wanna try it out?"
>Lily jumps around giggling and runs to the berrybox
>You open it up and place her inside
>"Wen git berris?" Lily asks
>You flip a switch and the berrybox turns on
>Lily's laughter quickly turns to cries of terror then silence
>You open the berrybox and pull out her crushed remains
>As you bag her up, your wife walks up with a salesman
>"Anon, what the hell did you do?!" she says
>The salesman looks at you and the bag
>"Oogi?" he asks
>You nod
>"Did a fine job too, real fine. Think we'll take this model."
>The two of you shake hands and a new trash compactor is loaded into the car
>Your wife is dumbfounded that you weren't arrested
>You light your pipe and laugh at her expense
>Women will never understand the importance of product testing
No.121359
Anonymous
Image:173444481907.jpg(42kB, 723x720)7ad37d7438e9ed3f50b8c31039bf3a5a.jpg
There is that one new TADC short with the rubber crocodiles at spudsy and Pomni crawls into view, maybe it's due to similiar proportions but it look exactly like what Alice was doing before she jumped down the tabel
No.121360
Anonymous
Replies:>>121367
>>121337
>AU where Doll kills Lizzy after eliminating the entire prom court
>Although butchered much like the other victims, Doll did at least preserve Lizzy's core in a jar
>Whether the disembodied core is simply inert or Lizzy is somehow still 'conscious' is up to reader interpretation
No.121361
Anonymous
Replies:>>121362
>>121349
happiest little robot i ever did see
No.121362
Anonymous
>>121361
She be jolly.
No.121363
Anonymous
Image:173444537803.png(146kB, 746x361)1734285020334909.png
>>121358
Simultaneously based yet psychopathic in its intent and action.
I don't know whether to slap you or shake your hand.
No.121364
Anonymous
Replies:>>121365>>121368>>121369>>121484
Image:173444577120.png(1.11MB, 976x839)religious music.png
Would Emily approve of (You)r choice in religious music?
No.121365
Anonymous
>>121364
>"You're not making Christianity any cooler, you're just making rock and roll worse." - Hank Hill
No.121366
Anonymous
Replies:>>121475
Image:173444713616.png(392kB, 1677x1149)TessaHandholding.png
>>121332
It was already posted in a previous thread.
No.121367
Anonymous
>>121360
>implying Doll wouldn't eat it to keep Lizzy around in her mind palace
No.121368
Anonymous
>>121364
This is not Gregorian chanting, she is disappointed - and intrigued
No.121369
Anonymous
Replies:>>121396
>>121364
uh. you tell me.
The Cramps - Songs The Lord Taught Us (Full Album)youtube thumb
The Thermals - Here's Your Futureyoutube thumb
Shellac Prayer To Godyoutube thumb
What's the Matter Nowyoutube thumb
No.121370
Anonymous
Replies:>>121371>>121392
Total DD Death.

Total Solver Witch Death.
No.121371
Anonymous
Replies:>>121372
>>121370
Total DD Love.
I want to kiss them.
No.121372
Anonymous
Replies:>>121373>>121374>>121375
>>121371
>Moments before Anon gets slaughtered.
No.121373
Anonymous
>>121372
>by snu-snu
No.121374
Anonymous
Replies:>>121375>>121377
>>121372
What point is V making that she kills Anon to emphasize it?
No.121375
Anonymous
>>121372
>>121374
>"You're short, you're fat and even for a faceless self-insert: you're ugly."
>Anon gasps in shock dramatically.
No.121376
Anonymous
>>121286
Yes
No.121377
Anonymous
>>121374
cuz you're fat, boy. and another thing: you're ugly.
No.121378
Anonymous
Replies:>>121379>>121380
>>120950
I mean its possible. All you need is just pieces of each limbs,(legs,feet,head,etc), rig it, do some tweening and you get a fnf character. All you need is music and your all set
No.121379
Anonymous
Replies:>>121381
>>121378
well also the programming (or whatever you want to call it)
that and the music are the hardest part
No.121380
Anonymous
>>121378
Oh boy
No.121381
Anonymous
>>121379
Yeah. Luckily the program fnf used is open sourced
No.121382
Anonymous
Replies:>>121594
Image:173445039146.png(247kB, 673x499)1669857707288611.png
WHY THE FUCK ARE HANDS AND FINGERS THE HARDEST PART TO DRAW?! I KEEP TRYING AND TRYING AND THET DON'T COME OUT RIGHT!!!
No.121383
Anonymous
Replies:>>121385>>121388>>121390
Image:173445039450.png(632kB, 2378x1903)abominable_creachure.png
Naked Abby
No.121384
Anonymous
Replies:>>121386>>121395
>>121272
The AU takes place hundreds of years in the future. Uzi is dead. N is dead. All of the characters are long gone. Most don't even think they existed and are purely myth.
No.121385
Anonymous
Replies:>>121387
>>121383
hear me out: oversized mutant heart to replace her missing boob
No.121386
Anonymous
>>121384
what if Uzi is dead... but her body isn't.
No.121387
Anonymous
Replies:>>121389>>121391
>>121385
>Attack its weakpoint to inflict massive critical damage
No.121388
Anonymous
Replies:>>121391
>>121383
So uh...
is HoDR cool with me marrying this?
No.121389
Anonymous
Image:173445093299.png(431kB, 429x900)IMG_7632.png
>>121387
No.121390
Anonymous
>>121383
Niceeeee
No.121391
Anonymous
Replies:>>121393
>>121388
>HoDR still trying to figure out if Abby is human or drone
>Several agents have jumped out of windows
>>121387
Well her lore is partly based off nemesis lol
No.121392
Anonymous
>>121370
cut out the middle man and just kill the solver
No.121393
Anonymous
>>121391
That's only movie continuity lore though.
No.121395
Anonymous
>>121384
>Uzi is dead.
She's a giant eldritch centipede monster.
No.121396
Anonymous
>>121369
>Emily's head spins around but she does not explode
>That's probably a good sign
No.121397
Anonymous
>Anon walks towards Cyn slowly
You know, Cyn, baby, we're not so different. You're an eldritch fleshwizard necromancer with infinite hunger and I'm like... a reverse necromancer.
>"[Confusion] Is that not just killing people?"
Ah, that's a technicality.
No.121398
Anonymous
Replies:>>121399>>121400>>121402>>121418>>121421>>121441>>121688
Image:173445246560.jpg(3.40MB, 3468x5123)Spoiler image
and another one
i got to keep the other drawing it because we were playing a dice steal game and no one really wanted to pull off the drawing off my hands... made me really sad
No.121399
Anonymous
Replies:>>121401
>>121398
question, why? why the centipede
No.121400
Anonymous
Replies:>>121401>>121688
>>121398
is there a baby in there... or eggs?
No.121401
Anonymous
>>121399
Me liek monsters
>>121400
yes
No.121402
Anonymous
>>121398
Eep
No.121403
Anonymous
>>121277
I need an image of Sophie and Sophie being together watching the rain
No.121404
Anonymous
Replies:>>121419
Image:173445321360.jpg(182kB, 1080x1082)Screenshot_2024-12-17-17-32-36-517_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vz8EjgA/results
Pollus amogus
If you didn voat yet
No.121406
J gets a new job
Replies:>>121407>>121408>>121420>>121422
Image:173445342620.jpg(323kB, 1080x537)J gets a new job.jpg
J gets a new job
No.121407
Anonymous
>>121406
What type of balls?
No.121408
Anonymous
>>121406
>Cyn gave her a male anatomy adapter solely so she could experience the pain of having her new balls repeatedly crushed in a hydraulic press
No.121409
Anonymous
Replies:>>121415
Image:173445377411.gif(319kB, 499x300)robocop.gif
>>121344
No.121410
Anonymous
Replies:>>121413>>121416>>121531
Image:173445402343.jpg(330kB, 1284x645)IMG_7633.jpeg
was looking at wiki pages and saw this
>not actually female
can someone explain?
No.121413
Anonymous
Replies:>>121531
>>121410
I think it was because it was technically a weapon, so it had nothing like that, but maybe I'm wrong, it has been so long since I last heard of her
No.121415
Anonymous
>>121409
Kay
No.121416
Anonymous
Replies:>>121417
Image:173445490924.png(1.65MB, 1892x1487)She got penis twice the size of mines.png
>>121410
>pengis
No.121417
Anonymous
>>121416
Heh
No.121418
Anonymous
>>121398
I don't care what society thinks of me, but it's DAMN SEXY!
No.121419
Anonymous
>>121404
I thought there were at most 20 anons here, but not 28!
No.121420
Anonymous
>>121406
Wait, what J's balls is she talking about?
No.121421
Anonymous
Replies:>>121424
>>121398
>spoiler
Unfortunate but also where would one even display such artwork without constant risk of shame
No.121422
Anonymous
Image:173445662217.png(143kB, 750x744)172520473016.png
>>121406
Cyn, you fool! You're only making J's penis stronger!
No.121423
Anonymous
Replies:>>121425>>121426
>Howdy, stranger
>My name's Anon, and I'm just a lone drifter through these here parts
>I'm currently searching for this bandito
Holds up a wanted poster of a green fellow
>He stole a wholesome hmofd green from the threads and I'm on the search for him
>Wanna posse up and lynch him by his peen from a tree?
No.121424
Anonymous
Replies:>>121427
>>121421
Here? I always look forward to new arts and comics from fiend. The last comic was really just cosmic.
No.121425
Anonymous
>>121423
Beau is the one you need for that job
No.121426
Anonymous
Replies:>>121429
>>121423
>"Hey, I know this guy! He's me!"
No.121427
Anonymous
Replies:>>121430
>>121424
I mean a physical copy
Do you frame it and hang it on the wall or what
No.121428
Anonymous
Replies:>>121432
>be farmanon
>wake up to the sound of your rooster- and a muffled banging
>put on your overalls and get ready for the day, the banging continuing the whole time
>open the door to your bedroom and walk into the hall
>U- has her legs crossed, teeth clenched, quivering as she bangs on the bathroom door
>you can hear -U laugh from the other side of the door
>another day in the life
No.121429
Anonymous
Image:173445733563.gif(3.04MB, 640x360)what-star-lord.gif
>>121426
>I hope you've prayed to whatever god you worship, pardner
>Cause I get the reward for taking you dead or alive
No.121430
Anonymous
Replies:>>121431
>>121427
funny enough i was thinking of selling these drawings and many more i plan to draw
No.121431
Anonymous
>>121430
Kek
While my parents wouldn't disown me if they visited and saw N Solverpede impregnating Uzi hanging on my wall, I think they'd be a little worried
No.121432
Anonymous
Replies:>>121433
>>121428
Imagine living on a farm without a functional outhouse, lmao
At least U- and -U can agree that Anon makes some mean pancakes for breakfasts
No.121433
Anonymous
Replies:>>121438
>>121432
The outhouse was launched into lower earth orbit after U-U got their hands on anon's reloading supplies.
No.121434
Anonymous
Replies:>>121437>>121439>>121443>>121491>>121507
Image:173445776990.png(97kB, 948x615)mach2knife.png
traps don't always work out, sometimes directly engaging the enemy is the only option.
when significantly overwhelmed, she sticks to hit and run tactics, opting for swift immobilization of targets to secure a safe retreat.
when dealing with small groups, however, her extensive knowledge of how best to dismantle disassemblers is put to good use.
No.121435
Anonymous
So what do you think Nori did before she got snapped up by Cabin Fever that she's as familiar with anime and manga and nightcore as she is?
No.121436
Anonymous
Replies:>>121444>>121456
Image:173445817215.png(489kB, 949x534)Core of a DD.png
>>121061
>You press down lightly on him
>Then you release
>Then you press down again, in a slightly different spot
>Then you release again
>N wiggles and gasps and utterly fails to suppress soft giggling as you delicately knead his exposed belly, feeling his internals yield and shift beneath your fingers
>His fidgeting and gasping and giggling grows and grows in intensity until you suddenly hear a quiet, metallic slinking sound
>N has just opened his maintenance panel

>You creep your hand higher and higher, past his soft and yielding stomach, toward the wide-open void in his chest that he's made by retracting his maintenance panel
>Your rest your fingers on the edge of the gateway to the machine's most delicate inner workings and watch as his core involuntarily tries to shrink further into his chassis
>No matter how much a drone may trust someone, granting access to one's core is always going to be a somewhat frightening experience
>Therefore, you move slowly, making sure he can detect every move you make, as you carefully lower your hand into his chest
>You bring your palm to rest on the seat of your N unit's soul, feeling his core tremble at your touch for a moment before the amalgamation of metal and flesh relaxes
No.121437
Anonymous
>>121434
That's some pretty good art, damn.
No.121438
Anonymous
Replies:>>121442
>>121433
What on earth was he reloading capable of sending an outhouse to the moon?
It's a good thing no one was in it at the time, though (no one was in it, right?)
No.121439
Anonymous
Replies:>>121440>>121443
Image:173445909328.png(123kB, 959x617)lookoutmachisback.png
>>121434
don't know how I managed to post the unshaded version, here's the finished thing
No.121440
Anonymous
>>121439
Still pretty good.
No.121441
Anonymous
>>121398
they know you too well
No.121442
Anonymous
Replies:>>121450
>>121438
Anything less than 155mm is insufficient for home defense against disassembly drones.
No.121443
Anonymous
Replies:>>121447>>121511
>>121434
>>121439
very nice
seeing different color markings with different color eyes is messing me up though
No.121444
Anonymous
Replies:>>121445
>>121061
>>121436
This sounds a little gay
No.121445
Anonymous
Replies:>>121453
Image:173446029666.jpg(36kB, 500x500)Postal Dude.jpg
>>121444
It's extremely gay and I will not apologize for it
No.121446
Anonymous
Replies:>>121448>>121451>>121454
>Murder Drones has already more or less fallen out of that small bit of the internet's collective consciousness it occupied
>Now Skibidi Toilet gets to be in Fortnite and N doesn't
No.121447
Anonymous
Replies:>>121511
>>121443
I know it doesn't really make sense but I couldn't bring myself to give her blue eyes, I just like the warmth of their original color too much
No.121448
Anonymous
Replies:>>121449
>>121446
>Now Skibidi Toilet gets to be in Fortnite
I'm sorry, what?
No.121449
Anonymous
Replies:>>121452
>>121448
Skibidi Toilet items are being added tomorrow. I think you'll get to wear the toilet itself on your back and play as a camera guy.
No.121450
Anonymous
>>121442
But he has two DDs in his house that he basically uses his dick as a wand to control
He doesn't have to worry about much in the way of threats
No.121451
Anonymous
Replies:>>121464
>>121446
Yeah but is Fortnite actually any good? I haven't taken a stab at it myself but at a distance it just feels like WoW 2.0, which is to say it's a "this game isn't actually that great but it's super addictive and all of my friends are playing it so I guess I have to as well"-type game
No.121452
Anonymous
Image:173446090091.jpg(158kB, 1284x687)IMG_7634.jpeg
>>121449
we're reaching levels of brainrot that shouldn't even be possible
No.121453
Anonymous
Replies:>>121460
>>121445
Based, Can you do some for other DD's?
No.121454
Anonymous
Replies:>>121458
>>121446
>murder drones isn't in fortnite
Oh no?
No.121455
Anonymous
Replies:>>121457>>121515
A drone based on the Chupacabra, except instead of sucking goats it sucks dick
>A couple of cowboys are gathered around the fire, eating beans and salt pork and shit
>None of them say much, instead focusing on how one guy's mustache drops low enough to accidentally dip into his plate of food
>They snicker at his misfortune
>He notices and decides to get back at them with a sCaRy StOrY
>"Say... Y'all ever hearda the "Chupacabra"?"
>They straighten up and shake their heads
>"Heh... well, they say she lurks these parts, looking for cowboys to wrassle to the ground while they're a sleepin..."
>"R-r-really? What... does she do then?"
>"She grabs em and ties em up... and then...
>"She SUCKS em dry!"
>He pauses, taking another spoonful of beans
>"Not of blood or nothin. Of cum. Semen. Pearl jam. Nut. Splo-"
>"Okay, Hoss, we fuckin get it. You don't hafta to list em."
>"Anyway, that's all. I'm immune, what with my accidentally shootin my balls off. You aren't though, heh heh. Well, gnight boys."
>He turns off the fire and turns over to rest, leaving his two younger coworkers shivering in the dark
>They fail to see the seven glowing yellow eyes that watch them
>
No.121456
Anonymous
Replies:>>121494
Image:173446134930.png(548kB, 1920x1080)Sleeping N.png
>>121436
>N's core pulses as you curl your fingers around it
>Faster and faster, racing with growing panic
>His screen displays growing discomfort as his teeth clench
>Your hear the shriek of metal against metal as his hands retract and his claws deploy, anticipating danger
>You keep your hand in place, gently cradling N's core

>The tempo of the core's pulse begins to slow
>You hear metal sliding against metal again as N pulls his claws back
>In spite of the more base elements of his programming's protestations of how unsafe it was to bare his core to another being, logic has won out
>He knows you
>He trusts you
>He feels certain that there's no real danger in letting you cradle his soul in your hand

>N's core pulses slower and slower until it has been reduced to a soft hum, resonating in your delicate grasp, warm and lightly slicked with oil
>Looking at his screen, you see [SLEEP MODE] prominently displayed in yellow text
>You smile, and give his quietly-thrumming core one last pet before you delicately slide his maintenance panel shut
>You pick your book back up and thumb your way to where you left off
>After a few more pages, you grab your phone and start looking for places that can deliver to you by dinner time
>All things considered, you'll probably be stuck here until N is finished with his nap, so you may as well get comfortable

<END>
No.121457
Anonymous
Replies:>>121459
>>121455
How horny are you right now?
No.121458
Anonymous
Replies:>>121464
>>121454
Tadc isn't either, tbf
No.121459
Anonymous
Replies:>>121461
>>121457
0, I'm eating a sandwich. Tuna.
No.121460
Anonymous
Replies:>>121465
>>121453
Sure, maybe. Was there anything in particular you had in mind?
No.121461
Anonymous
>>121459
I call bull but enjoy that sandwich.
No.121462
Anonymous
Replies:>>121495
Image:173446156016.jpg(146kB, 1920x1080)IMG_7635.jpeg
I can't believe they gave N booba...
No.121463
Anonymous
Replies:>>121466
What if Uzi was taller than everyone?
No.121464
Anonymous
>>121451
Eh. I'd put it at a solid 5/10 gameplay-wise, in the true definition of a 5/10. Not amazing and life-changing, but not bad by any means.
You can make characters from popular media do dumb dances and Perfect Cell can wear Jordans, that's the main appeal. Aside from that it's a battle royale TPS.

>>121458
While TADC would be funny and I'd bet Gooseworx would be down for it just to make Pomni hit the griddy, you can see MD as an entire season crossover thing, like how they had Dr. Doom as a playable boss character.
You'd find DD wings on the map and could fight Uzi to get [null] as a weapon or something.
No.121465
Anonymous
Image:173446169012.png(185kB, 735x490)172955911794.png
>>121460
Maybe just doing what you did with N but with the other DD's like V and J? Perhaps V can act like a cat would when you go to pat her.
No.121466
Anonymous
>>121463
Sir Raven- You Fools! You've messed with the natural order!youtube thumb
No.121467
Anonymous
Replies:>>121468>>121469>>121471>>121476>>121498
Image:173446180420.png(41kB, 787x608)a complicated date.png
No.121468
Anonymous
Replies:>>121470
>>121467
what is with femdrone and flammable gases?
No.121469
Anonymous
Replies:>>121470
>>121467
A date with an Oxygen tank? I bet he's a gas. He's also polite, always saying please and tank you. Maybe the relationship will e-valve further?
No.121470
Anonymous
Replies:>>121473
>>121468
factory worker and wielder
>>121469
LP gas
fuck you for making me laugh at these puns
No.121471
Anonymous
>>121467
It won't fit, don't try it.
No.121472
Anonymous
Replies:>>121474>>121479>>121504
Image:173446219441.jpg(369kB, 2048x2048)mobmd6.jpg
*knock* *knock*
No.121473
Anonymous
Replies:>>121477
>>121470
Don't worry, all the gas puns argon. I don't want to boron everybody, it'd create a bad atmosphere for femdrone's date after all.
No.121474
Anonymous
>>121472
*pretends not to be home*
No.121475
Anonymous
>>121366
Yeah but without the snow particles
No.121476
Anonymous
>>121467
What a handsome lad
No.121477
Anonymous
Replies:>>121483
Image:173446323981.gif(1.31MB, 1000x978)USE HAMMER.gif
>>121473
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
-sobs-
No.121479
Anonymous
Replies:>>121480>>121492
Image:173446340963.jpg(69kB, 1280x720)Dan.jpg
>>121472
I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!
No.121480
Anonymous
>>121479
>While Anon focused on Cyn, who only wanted to extract most of his organs, IRS drones kicked in the backdoor of his house
No.121481
Anonymous
Replies:>>121485>>121487>>121488>>121508
Image:173446356719.png(420kB, 1661x2313)173445039451.png
Need psychotic disassembler gf.
No.121482
Anonymous
solverpede Uzi filling N with her eggs
No.121483
Anonymous
Image:173446405957.png(939kB, 1080x1139)173440158888.png
>>121477
Dang, guess you've really got me... nailed
No.121484
Anonymous
Image:173446408683.jpg(521kB, 960x559)IMG_2017.jpeg
>>121364

>Why yes, I do enjoy listening to Christian music.
>Why my favorite group is The Hope County Choir
>Famous last words from Anon before getting stabbed in the gut by Alice, moments after bursting in and screaming "Daeth to the Peggies!!!"
No.121485
Anonymous
>>121481
But did Anon ever propose? Probably not, because he was scared. Not of her - of commitment.
No.121486
Anonymous
Replies:>>121489>>121514
Slowwww
No.121487
Anonymous
>>121481
>psychotic disassembler gf
Also known as a disassembler gf. Don't have immoral makeouts with crazy.
No.121488
Anonymous
>>121481
I think i know of a place you can get one Anon.
(gmme a bit, finishing up a green, then i can give you a proper answer)
No.121489
Anonymous
Replies:>>121490
>>121486
it's a Tuesday afternoon
No.121490
Anonymous
Replies:>>121523
>>121489
Everyone knows Tuesday is basically just Saturday
No.121491
Anonymous
>>121434
Alice on defense of mankind! Great work, anon!
No.121492
Anonymous
>>121479
JCJ is not going to be happy with you
No.121493
Anonymous
Replies:>>121496
Image:173446539573.jpg(136kB, 1152x2048)Ge2tY3dW4AAe1UT.jpg
No.121494
Anonymous
>>121456
Very sweet and gay. I like it, great job.
No.121495
Anonymous
>>121462
Boobs...
No.121496
Anonymous
Replies:>>121499>>121500
>>121493
MD/ATHF crossover when?
No.121497
Anonymous
Replies:>>121506
I don't know which one of you took my brain worms but I want them back already
No.121498
Anonymous
>>121467
It should be mine!
No.121499
Anonymous
Image:173446577528.png(52kB, 1164x292)1abbfce2c7d2c4d0f71e908c7973fad7.png
>>121496
No.121500
Anonymous
>>121496
Security Carl is kind of already there, but we do need his coworkers to be Fry Locke, Mett Wadd, and Mister Shake to really torture the guy
No.121501
Anonymous
Replies:>>121503>>121509>>121510
Femanons, women, huzz, do you feel safer out in the woods with a DD or with a human man?
No.121502
Anonymous
Replies:>>121505
>>121337
>Не надо было меня предавать, сука.
>Shouldn't have betrayed me bitch.
No.121503
Anonymous
Image:173446609679.jpg(94kB, 1206x1520)173409028692.jpg
>>121501
Not a femoid but pretty sure that question involves a bear, anon
No.121504
Anonymous
Replies:>>121849
>>121472
>Hear a knock on the door
>Go to see who it is
>See *Image*
>Run to bedroom and ignore the new knocks
>Run into the bedroom and grab the rifle on the wall
>Hear the door snap off its hinges with a distinctive crunch as my trembling hands shove the buckshot into the barrel
>Put the muzzle in my mouth
>Pull the trigger
No.121505
Anonymous
>>121502
>cyka
>bitch
I always thought cyka meant fuck in slavrunes
No.121506
Anonymous
>>121497
Sorry, I killed them with bleach.
No.121507
Anonymous
Image:173446651775.gif(832kB, 481x270)ezgif-1-ba09bfaaba.gif
>>121434
BASED BASED BASED
Awesome drawing and design I love this one a lot
No.121508
Anonymous
>>121481
Damn r.i.p drone ramsay
No.121509
Anonymous
>>121501
DD would feels safer out in the woods with a human man, than with human women.
No.121510
Anonymous
Replies:>>121527
>>121501
>DD
>can see in 360 degrees in visual, thermal, electromagnetic, x-ray, and other spectra
>threat detection, analysis, and elimination matrix
>multi-functional assembly arms to make any tool or firearm necessary for the situation
>hot core for snuggling in cold nights
>built-in library of human compatible flora- will never poison you with the wrong mushroom
>no prey- from the smallest rabbit to the largest bear- can escape, will be able to feed you indefinitely
>cute, twink shape
>huge disassembly dong and balls
>loves to do anything
No.121511
Anonymous
Image:173446672999.png(223kB, 755x472)static-assets-upload17035438649796478790.png
>>121447
>>121443
Agreed, the original orange fits extremely well with rhe brown hair and otherwise colourless design. Maybe something along the lines of rhe hallway ambush could work, but idk in which scenario such a 'glitch' could happen, maybe something similiar to EMP. Not sure if Sentinel Alice would feature one though
No.121512
Anonymous
Replies:>>121513
Image:173446694594.jpg(471kB, 1076x1536)IMG_20241218_042201.jpg
No.121513
Anonymous
Replies:>>121516
>>121512
Just more proof Anon sweeps Cyn (and then bangs her to assert dominance)
No.121514
Anonymous
Replies:>>121521>>121526>>121640
Image:173446705753.jpg(51kB, 736x736)545adba73cc3853fd3953b4b549a6eda.jpg
>>121486
Ugh~
I need more images of in-show Lizzy, pic rel is all I own
No.121515
Anonymous
>>121455
dude i sure hope that the dick sucking thing in the desert doesn't get me, haha
i sure would be scared if it sucked my dick
No.121516
Tf2 soldier
Replies:>>121519
>>121513
That not anon, that me
No.121517
Anonymous
Image:173446719023.jpg(898kB, 2048x2048)Geo2zANbsAMJhYL.jpeg
No.121518
Anonymous
Alice being dazed by the smell of that sorta Christmas wine hitting her snoot
No.121519
Anonymous
>>121516
Pretty sure Soldier Red TF2 is on the left side of the IQ curve, nice try tho
No.121520
Anonymous
Replies:>>121522>>121540
Video:173446737232.mp4(462kB / 0:00:12 / avc1, 540x540)Vu9aDjf2635RR-O_.mp4
Do you think any drones have tried to scare people like this
No.121521
Anonymous
Replies:>>121541>>121650
Image:173446743951.gif(2.15MB, 498x498)Lizzy_eyeroll.gif
>>121514
No.121522
Anonymous
>>121520
This gave me some idea of a DD romancing a vampire
No.121523
Anonymous
>>121490
FUCK
No.121524
Anonymous
Replies:>>121525
Harper is the last hope
No.121525
Anonymous
Replies:>>121560
>>121524
I thought Hope was the last hope?
No.121526
Anonymous
Replies:>>121528
>>121514
Did you came? Ew
No.121527
Anonymous
Replies:>>121530
>>121510
Do you think there are people out there that don't realize DD's headbands are eyes? Like one dude just ogling a DD's ass behind their back while the DD in question stares back.
No.121528
Anonymous
Replies:>>121532
>>121526
Bro...
Why would you think of that when reading ugh?
No.121530
Anonymous
Replies:>>121538>>121547
>>121527
>Sneakily ogle J's fat ass in your workplace
>Try to sneak at least one glimpse every day, being sure to do it when she's looking in the opposite direction
>Lately, it seems like she's been facing away from you more
>Even when talking to you
>That, and her skirt seems shorter
>Must be a trick of the imagination
No.121531
Anonymous
Replies:>>121533>>121534
>>121410
>>121413
Oldfag here, I remember the actual lore. You see it's actually a guy, but they gave him a female chassis because they wanted to boost troop morale
No.121532
Anonymous
Replies:>>121536
>>121528
I have talked with too may weird people, many coomers, sadly
No.121533
Anonymous
Replies:>>121535
>>121531
I think most of SD-O's lore has been forgotten with time, which is kinda sad, since I like when everything is archived. You could try to add some things to the wiki if you have time. I can't even remember when SD-O was introduced.
No.121534
Anonymous
>>121531
blegh
No.121535
Anonymous
>>121533
23 November 23
No.121536
Anonymous
Replies:>>121537
>>121532
If happens
I was meaning to make Lizzy impression, like her comment before the missile explodes
No.121537
Anonymous
>>121536
I see, I heard it more like "Agh" but maybe I'm just not good hearing
No.121538
Anonymous
Replies:>>121543>>121547
Image:173446891986.jpg(171kB, 1280x1280)173276945991.jpg
>>121530
>J walks by, her fat butt wiggling, hips jiggling as she sashays through the office
>you can see her panties strain to contain her fat butt
>unknown to you, J can see the growing bulge in your pants as she passes you by
>you'll never see the predatory glean of her smile as she sees your reaction
>the thrill of knowing just how much power her body alone holds over you
>she 'drops' her stack of papers, bending over to slowly pick them up one by one
No.121540
Anonymous
>>121520
100%
No.121541
Anonymous
Replies:>>121554
>>121521
God, Lizzy is just so perfect. How is she so sexy when she's just a 4'4" iPod-looking robot with no real figure?
No.121542
Anonymous
Replies:>>121545>>121553
I know it was briefly mentioned last thread, but I really liked the idea that J was actually Miku or atleast a Miku-like idol before ending up in the dump
No.121543
Anonymous
Replies:>>121547
>>121538
>J later gets chewed out by corporate for taking over an hour to pick up the papers
>You get chewed out by corporate for being unable to identify why you got no work done for an hour around the same time
>Completely unrelated incidents
No.121544
Anonymous
anyone have that green where j makes anon kiss her by being tsundere and shouting that he's assaulting her?
No.121545
Anonymous
Replies:>>121546>>121548
Image:173446948099.jpg(149kB, 900x900)tumblr_a469b681f42ffae6e657060921324a69_8d88a8a3_1280.jpg
>>121542
Or some idol's grave was what Tessa robbed to get the hair for J's wig.
No.121546
Anonymous
Replies:>>121549
>>121545
But that's boooorrriiiinggg! J having a secret past life as a pop-idol is funnier
No.121547
Anonymous
>>121530
>>121538
>>121543
Workplace sexual harassment!!! HoDR can't keep getting away with this!
No.121548
Anonymous
>>121545
Honestly I'm tempted to just ignore Liam's retarded "drone wigs are dead people" thing. Mostly because that's not how deceased human scalps work. And drones in general also separately figured out the wig thing so you'd assume that was something some other human in some other time figured out.
No.121549
Anonymous
Replies:>>121552
>>121546
>J actually sung the song Nori listens to daily
No.121550
Anonymous
Replies:>>121551
Assuming the Patch can somehow be recreated, what would happen if you 'patched' Post-Canon Uzi?
No.121551
Anonymous
>>121550
It would effectively trap The Solver inside her body forever, it wouldn't be able to leave or find another host even if the opportunity presented itself. It would be forever stuck and unable to ever possess or influence Uzi.
No.121552
Anonymous
>>121549
>During the final battle against Cynwalker, J was demoralized upon hearing Uzi use her own song against her
>Not just demoralized, but also disgusted due to the only surviving piece of her legacy being a fucking nightcore version
No.121553
Anonymous
Replies:>>121555
>>121542
which Miku song would fit J best?
No.121554
Anonymous
Replies:>>121574
>>121541
Nta but she is probably a few inches taller, Uzi has the 4'2" height, everybody else is at least 3" taller or more. Except Emily
No.121555
Anonymous
>>121553
The Dissappearance Of Hastune Miku, maybe?
No.121556
Anonymous
Replies:>>121577>>121586>>121598
Image:173447049092.jpg(963kB, 1284x2368)IMG_7637.jpeg
baffled to see that Brick Brick of all characters has a wiki page
No.121557
Anonymous
Replies:>>121558
Video:173447052205.mp4(893kB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1280x720)QZn7772wmOk9F4c_.mp4
This with sentinel drones
No.121558
Anonymous
Replies:>>121563
>>121557
butt which ones, though?
No.121559
Anonymous
Replies:>>121562
Anon, ask M to hang out (which she interprets as a date) RIGHT NOW
No.121560
Anonymous
Replies:>>121561
>>121525
Hope is the lastest hope
No.121561
Anonymous
>>121560
Impossible
No.121562
Anonymous
Replies:>>121565>>121566
>>121559
>"Hey, M, do you wanna hang ou-"
>"No."
No.121563
Anonymous
>>121558
Left side while the right side is a spartan woman
No.121564
Anonymous
Replies:>>121567>>121568
I'm tired of the current Hope we have, what we need is A New Hope
No.121565
Anonymous
Replies:>>121569
>>121562
Hmmmm, maybe he should write all the deets on a piece of paper first and hand it to 'him' to read so he doesn't get shot down in the first .204 seconds
No.121566
Anonymous
Replies:>>121569
>>121562
The most real outcome
No.121567
Anonymous
>>121564
yeah, the current hope is a Phantom Menace
No.121568
Anonymous
>>121564
A Hope that rides alone?
No.121569
Anonymous
>>121565
Bold of you to assume either of them can read or write
>>121566
We'll get past that point one day
Not any day soon though
No.121570
Anonymous
Replies:>>121571>>121572>>121573>>121576>>121589
I would not trust any of you if you ever adopted a Drone as a son/daughter. You're all too sick
No.121571
Anonymous
Replies:>>121579
>>121570
Good thing I'd only ever adopt a drone as a friend.
No.121572
Anonymous
>>121570
I have a adopted Aussie
No.121573
Anonymous
Replies:>>121575
>>121570
I have a whole family of drones. Wife, kids, the whole deal
No.121574
Anonymous
Replies:>>121584
>>121554
Pretty sure BTS stuff that showed Uzi is 4'2" (as is Emily and Cyn) showed the others are 4'4".
No.121575
Anonymous
>>121573
Lucky
No.121576
Anonymous
>>121570
Sick? No.
Not prepared for such a responsibility? Yeah.
No.121577
Anonymous
Replies:>>121580>>121582
>>121556
don’t you disrespect brick brick
No.121578
Anonymous
Replies:>>121581
Image:173447234140.jpg(421kB, 720x1212)IMG_20241218_055120.jpg
Which mass effect character would Liam find attractive?
No.121579
Anonymous
>>121571
Agreed
No.121580
Anonymous
>>121577
What's she gonna do, throw a brick brick at my head?
No.121581
Anonymous
>>121578
Neither.
No.121582
Anonymous
Replies:>>121583
>>121577
I wasn't disrespecting her, I was just surprised to see a shіtрost OC I made while barely conscious has her own wiki page, especially since she only got the one piece of content
No.121583
Anonymous
Replies:>>121590
>>121582
Didn't she get another green during that thread?
No.121584
Anonymous
Replies:>>121601>>121634>>121685
Image:173447289839.png(696kB, 892x560)Manor stuff fffff.PNG
>>121574
Cyn is actually taller then Uzi
No.121585
Anonymous
Replies:>>121592
Image:173447298203.jpg(133kB, 1076x1183)I Looked At An Uzi Pic From The Show. Behold Doozi.jpg
>Go to drone Booru
>See my shitty Uzi drawing on there
I have no idea how to feel about this...considering this is my maximum level of skill, I can't draw any better than this
No.121586
Anonymous
>>121556
> the intern's last name was Mason
No.121587
Anonymous
Replies:>>121588>>121602>>121606
Image:173447308452.jpg(557kB, 1248x1415)IMG_7583.jpeg
Happy Saturnalia everydroney ;)
No.121588
Anonymous
Replies:>>121642
>>121587
What's in your sack?
No.121589
Anonymous
>>121570
Fairly.
No.121590
Anonymous
Replies:>>121595
>>121583
don't see one on desuarchive unless I'm blind
No.121591
Anonymous
Replies:>>121627
>Cyn walks up to (You) and promptly kicks (You)r shins
What do?
No.121592
Anonymous
>>121585
Nice art
No.121593
Anonymous
N Kissies!
No.121594
Anonymous
>>121382
There are a lot of them, they're in close proximity, inherently they're at some weird angle to the viewer (which makes perspective very important) and the rest of the body, and it's possible to do subtle things wrong that make them look substantially worse.
No.121595
Anonymous
>>121590
Might just be losing it then
No.121596
Anonymous
Image:173447393600.jpg(153kB, 1557x2048)Ge0nrlPXsAA54sV.jpg
No.121597
Anonymous
Replies:>>121599
Image:173447400081.jpg(308kB, 672x768)ridley and doll drone dad.jpg
No.121598
Anonymous
Replies:>>121600
>>121556
>Has freckles and sounds like a hick
She sounds like she fucks human men
No.121599
Anonymous
>>121597
Kek (🤣) I am dead (💀)
No.121600
Anonymous
Replies:>>121603
>>121598
yeah probably. but never DDs. even if she wasn't designed to fight the solver she'd still fight for TDDD
No.121601
Anonymous
>>121584
Damn it's true Cyn's snootwave is a good 2" higher, if Uzi is 4'2" then Cyn is about 4'4",
No.121602
Anonymous
Replies:>>121642
>>121587
Thanks fugue!
No.121603
Anonymous
Replies:>>121649
>>121600
Based bb, I demand BB lewds and I demand them now
What is her colour? Eyes and chestlight colour you know also what haircolour?
No.121604
Anonymous
Replies:>>121631
Image:173447430291.jpg(222kB, 1515x2048)Rotten_Tricks02.jpg
No.121605
Anonymous
Replies:>>121607>>121608>>121615>>121625
We've got BB and Cici, what's next? DD?
Hey, wait a second...
No.121606
Anonymous
Replies:>>121642
>>121587
Fuugi
No.121607
Anonymous
Replies:>>121612
>>121605
>We've got BB and Cici
would you believe me if I told you I made both? the names lining up like that is completely unintentional
No.121608
Anonymous
Replies:>>121610
>>121605
DD=Diddy
🤯💯🗣️
No.121609
Anonymous
Replies:>>121611>>121629>>121635>>121641
I have refreshed 30 times, nothing ever happens, we are a dead thread
No.121610
Anonymous
Replies:>>121613>>121614>>121641
>>121608
I want to see some writefag use emoji in their greentext
No.121611
Anonymous
Image:173447466485.jpg(293kB, 1448x2048)GTdduXvWcAAVSnS.jpeg
>>121609
I will post Tessa
No.121612
Anonymous
>>121607
Damn bro, you should cook more
Right now, get in there
No.121613
Anonymous
Replies:>>121624
>>121610
Do you? Do you REALLY?
No.121614
Anonymous
Replies:>>121621
>>121610
is there a drone that only talks in emojis yet?
No.121615
Anonymous
>>121605
You forgot AA, the flattest drone to ever exist.
No.121616
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658
>Be Salonanon.
>In the Middle of an otherwise normal Work day.
>Jim has fallen asleep at the desk.
>Avre snuck into the utility closet while on break from patrolling the rest of the block's storefronts.
>You are just finishing up with your last customer: a meager worker drone wanting to touch up before an upcoming meeting.
>You send her off and you start trying to figure out what to do in your newfound freetime as the Salon is now empty.
>You could ‘try’ rousing Avre from your utility closet and hopefully not get sucked into the abyss in the proces-
>Your thought process was cut short as you heard the front door open.
>As a Dronesalon, your field of expertise usually limit's the type of customs you see entering the store to be well… drones.
>You weren't expecting a Human, Let alone one wearing some sort of military gear setup.
>One of the symbols You see on the shoulder pads you recognize, back from your trip to the sentinel Outpost.
>he looks around the shop for a moment, pausing to look at the STILL ASLEEP worker drone sitting at the front deck, before turning back to you.
>[”You Guys are rated for working on Sentinels, right?”]
>Avre Pops her head out of the utility closet as you confirm that; Yes, you've worked on sentinel drones here.
>[“Oh good, you don't mind me making a reservation for one then right?”]
>He doesn't even give you time to answer as he steps back outside and whistles at something.
>...
No.121617
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658>>121689
Image:173447476847.png(29kB, 299x252)mechpeep.PNG
>. . .
>Avre hears it first.
>Before you question her sudden panicked expression, you hear it too.
>Or rather, feel it. As the ground begins to shake.
>stompstompstompstompStompStomPSTOMPSTOMPSTOM-
>Something very big is approaching your shop.
>Then you see it as it walks into view, almost completely obstructing the front of your Salon.
>Its silhouette is only broken by 2 beady eyes at the top of this absolute hulk of a drone.
>This thing must stand at least 16ft tall, if not more.
>There is no way this thing fits in your store, unless it wants to renovate your store YET.FUCKING.AGAIN.
>Instead, you rouse Jim (who somehow slept through a fucking HULK standing outside the store), and the 2 of start rummaging through the (now unoccupied) utility closet for extension hoses.
>20 minutes, alot of hoses, and many concerned looks from onlookers later, you have established a “SMALL” cleaning area outfront of your shop to attempt to cater the “VERY LARGE” Drone outside.
>Now Kneeled over a tarp you layed out, the drone sits as you start wondering two things:
>1. Where did that man go.
>2. Where's the head of the big drone? It was there earlier, now there's just a… closed hatch where it used to be.
>Both questions are answered as the entire front of the drone's torso opened up, revealing both the pilot, sitting in an internal pilot area of the drone, bickering with the mech drone inside, which is nothing more than a Head and Set of arms attached to a rail system.
>He leaves the mech and walks over to you as you watch the drone pout and close back up.
>[“She's ready to go, just give her a deep chassis clean, i need her looking her best before a ceremony later today.”]
>With the go ahead, You, Jim, and some help from Both Avre & the pilot start power washing the (surprisingly Dirty) Mech.
No.121618
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658
Image:173447478745.png(64kB, 397x283)mechrecharge.PNG
>At several points you see the Drone open the hatch slightly to peek through the port.
>The pilot says he will handle cleaning the inside later, and make the drone keep the hatch closed so no water gets inside.
>As you clean, the pilot climbs on top and starts spraying some sort of blue foam over the joints, greatly aiding the cleaning effort. (aside from the concerning amount of bubbling its producing)
>After about 15 minutes, the dirt & gunk is mostly cleared, you move in to scrub out the rest manually with brushes and sponges.
>The drone appears somewhat ticklish during this process, and you need to be careful not to get accidentally smacked by heavy metal and you clean the joints.
>You are spared cleaning anything potentially dangerous like armaments, as they seem to been put off to the side before the cleaning started.
>You get through getting the last bits of grime and gunk out of the warmachines joints, and move onto polish.
>You are unsure if you even have enough polish to surface an entire mech, but you're sure as hell going to try.
>Getting help from the others makes quick work of the drone, who's now shining like a freshly painted automobile.
>Despite the rushed setup you made outside your store, the end result turned out pretty well.
>No damage to the store, the drains deal with most of the dirt washed off the drone, and the tarp can be tossed to deal with the rest.
>Oh, and 2 very happy customers.
>they both thank you for the work, and the mech stomps off to someplace out of view (to the dismay of anyone in her path), while the pilot goes with Jim to calculate the costs of this cleaning.
>All things considered, the pilot got a bargain, and you got 2 new customers.
>Maybe even more, as when the pilot left, he mentioned something about [“Referring some friends”].
>You preemptively start ordering more hoses and industrial grade polish by the pallet.
>(You)'re going to have a long week.
No.121620
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121658
Image:173447482486.png(888kB, 1506x1415)mechexample.PNG
Alright ya Fucks, its mech Loredump time:

Introduction:
Known as Cavalry Drones, Cavalry-Class Sentinel Drones, or Simply Sentinel mechs depending on who you ask, these large drones serve as a breakthrough unit to serve along side Reclaimer Drones (also known as ‘reclaimed’ Drones or Reclaimer-Class Sentinel drones) forces in New-Talladega’s rapidly expanding Military force. These Drones are (Usually*) accompanied by a Cavalry ‘Pilot’ which serves inside the drone as both the commander, support unit, and caretaker. Their size, armament, and role in combat can vary wildly from drone to drone, but these behemoths are a force to be reckoned with no-matter the task.

*Some early prototype variants did not have pilots.

History:
Following the Rapid success of the Reclaimer drone program in 3070 (yes that date is correct), and the slow recapturing of Elysium-3 following the Battle of warpgate Beta, New talladega requested heavier armament to prepare for any further solver attacks, and to help recapture the rest of Elysium-3. While neither of these proclamations would occur, as the Elysium system remained Isolated from the greater colonies for another 5 years, not aware of the solvers defeat in 3071, and a Majority of Elysium-3 formerly populated continents becoming various “Drone restriction zones”, as the current population wasn't numerous enough to attempt repopulating, anything outside New-Talladega. Nonetheless, prototyping did begin with bigger, more heavily armed Drones, and eventually the first prototypes were made.

Prototypes:
The first batches of these new drones were nothing more than an upscaled and uparmed version of their smaller reclaimer counterparts, many of these drones were used to test experimental systems and weapons, including larger versions of the basilisk arrays, and medium-high caliber artillery systems. During testing in early 3073, due to various undiagnosed and unaddressed mental anomalies in a few of the prototypes, they went AWOL and began a fight that lead to the destruction of testsite 2, leaving many dead and several prototypes unaccounted for:
This list includes: A dozen or so mech prototypes, 5 relaimer-class drones with experimental systems, several autonomous vehicles, and at least one MBT prototype.

Final Designs:
Following the Loss of testsite 2, all further prototypes were built with an interior canopy, allowing room for personnel to reside in during testing, this eventually started the pilot system, and in 3075, testing had concluded on the newly named Cavalry Drones.

Pilots:
Like previously stated, pilots are both the commander and caretaker for their respective mech(s). Pilots can be eather Human, or another drone, and serve to assist & order the mechs both in & outside of combat. Due to the mech's size, they are heavily limited in both where they fit and what they can interact with, such as getting through doorways and handling ‘delicate” items.
One way this was remedied was with the addition of a “internal body” for the mech, mounted on a rail system in the interior, which allows the mech to interact with the pilot and any items it is given the same way a normal sized drone can. Both Pilots and Mechs both say the interior body is a great addition.
No.121621
Anonymous
>>121614
Someone did drones with emojis for serial designations like a month and a half ago
No.121623
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658>>122108
Image:173447490865.png(696kB, 1129x1131)Mech Variants.PNG
Mechs: Variants.
While the original prototypes where only about half as tall as the final product, a side effect of this was that the mechs systems can support almost every human weapon feasibly held by conventional armored vehicles: from LMG’s and grenade launchers, to shoulder mounted bombardment cannons taken off space faring frigates, and white hot energy lances that take a reactor to power properly. As such, this has caused a great amount of new roles and variety for these mechs, a few of which we will show here:

(A quick note, after this mech dumb is finished, most of these “example” mechs are free for anyone to steal and do their own characters with (besides bottom right i guess, they should prob go to Phoenix), the goal of these examples are just so you can see you can basically do whatever you fucking want with these guys, go crazy, go stupid, go horny.)

(Top Left)
>Name: Skywatcher (also known as Shaun)
>Role: Anti-air coverage)
>Armament: 2 sets of twin 5in slamshot cannons, chambered in proxy-HE rounds, & 50x AD Missles, mounted as a replacement of the mechs “arms”
>Notes: Great support asset, frontline usage not advice as, as he quotes: [“Proxy has a 500m Safety fuze, and these drones love to close the distance”]
>Status: Pilot/Caretaker needed.

(Top Right)
>Name: [No core]
>Role: Drone Termination
>Armament: A Modified Drone disassembly unit, seemingly merged with a Large caliber woodchipper, making an absolute affront to god, and one 30mm plasma autocannon.
>Notes: Previous pilot retired, Previous core permanently put into stasis due to mental degradation.
>Status: Needs Core & Pilot
>Extra Note: Please for the love of god, dont watch the combat takes of this thing with audio, im going to hear the sounds of that “Dronechipper” in my fucking nightmares.

(Bottom Left)
>Name: Called simply “the Lion.”
>Role: Prototype, Escaped during the loss of testsite 2, currently wanted to recapture.
>Armament: Nothing but really big hands and a Set of “Lion Long 9” cannons, firing SAP stun rounds.
>Notes: Currently being tracked roaming Elysium-3’s Drone restriction zones, corporate considers this asset to be rehabilitable if captured, good luck anyone who tries getting that thing back. It's also said it likes ‘booze’.

(Bottom Right)
>Name: Unknown
>Role: Unknown
>Armament: Classified, No one is brave enough to get near that thing when its not shut off to check.
>Notes:The result of a Cultural exchange between New-Talladega Labs & Calibern R&D, They were Meant to keep the mech but it showed up in front of our facility in chains one day, so we just took it in. Everytime we turn it on it just starts screaming, so for now we just have it in stasis until we can get a certified pilot to try and calm it down. I'm just an engineer, not a therapist.
>Status: Needs pilot, wellness check advised ASAP.
>Extra Notes: We have no idea who her previous pilot was, but she seems to react negatively to the name “Holly”.
No.121624
Anonymous
Image:173447491249.jpg(308kB, 1463x2048)Ge8zR3ubwAAGqHz.jpeg
>>121613
Yes
No.121625
Anonymous
>>121605
>worker drone scientist trying to keep his airheaded, disassembly drone sister out of his laboratory
No.121626
Anonymous
Replies:>>121628>>121658
Image:173447496037.png(46kB, 190x356)mechug.PNG
Thats it, the mech dump is done.
I CAN REST AND BE SICK AND SLEEP
ill work on that system dump next week im fucking tired.
No.121627
Anonymous
>>121591
>>121591
Stare at her in bewilderment and then just walk away.

Do you really think it's okay to hit an already broken drone? Dude, look for enemies your own size.
No.121628
Anonymous
>>121626
Cuteeee
No.121629
Anonymous
>>121609
Stop dooming, I'm writing
No.121630
Anonymous
Replies:>>121633>>121646
Image:173447521000.jpg(495kB, 2048x1728)ESPdecay.jpg
No.121631
Anonymous
Replies:>>121636
Image:173447524189.jpg(191kB, 1040x1360)Gdla7aUWQAA2AEw.jpeg
>>121604
No.121632
Anonymous
I know one of you hid the L sexo greens, which one of you was it?
No.121633
Anonymous
>>121630
Beautiful
No.121634
Anonymous
>>121584
Uzi truly is a midget.
No.121635
Anonymous
>>121609
Eeeeeee
No.121636
Anonymous
Replies:>>121638
Image:173447563339.jpg(230kB, 1200x1500)GeOQ15GWsAAp5Qp.jpg
>>121631
give her pancakes
No.121637
Anonymous
Image:173447570753.jpg(232kB, 2020x1378)Ge29Qc4XQAAAWLU.jpeg
No.121638
Anonymous
>>121636
Uesss
No.121639
Anonymous
Replies:>>121645
Image:173447586170.jpg(29kB, 399x457)@RandomReviewsof.jpg
what did she see?
No.121640
Anonymous
Replies:>>121650
Image:173447587231.gif(1.83MB, 292x252)GIF_20240321_012844_623.gif
>>121514
No.121641
Anonymous
Image:173447590406.png(3.56MB, 2000x2000)Alice Yeva Nori True Color.png
>>121610
Does AO3 count? Because I use emoji decently often in the human biohorror AU that I made picrel for e.g.
>J towered over Uzi, and leaned forward with predatory bent.
>Creepy yellow eyes dripping with conceit and curiosity, probably backlit by necromantic energy, bored into Uzi's own.
>She was dressed far better than Uzi was, and could probably give her the inside scoop on what N liked seeing, but like hell Uzi would be indebted to her for anything.
>Uzi liked having a soul.
>"What do you want? I'm busy, so make it quick and then buzz off," Uzi snarled.
>"✨🩸 Your blood 🩸✨," came the cheery reply.
>Had Uzi been out-edged in only two words? She was taken aback, but caught herself before taking a few steps back.
>The unsung sword of her sharp, and witty, and original, free-spirited personality was forged from glorious steel that had been folded a thousand times. She couldn't possibly be this readily disarmed.
or
>"Cyn, if you're listening. Great job setting things up."
>"I'm scared. And frightened a little bit.
>"Nothing's working and I can't figure out why." >"You got me good. I have been completely 💯% had."
>"You can come out now. And unlock the doors." >"And turn the network back on. It'll just get boring if you wait."
or
>"I will be your first. Correct?" Cyn's tone suddenly darkened and her eyes narrowed as they bored into N.
>N would've honestly rather faced the tentacles again than this.
>"Intimidating Glare."
>"Well, uh, Cyn, you know, I..."
>"What. Was. Her. Name?" Cyn demanded.
>"And when are you available to attend a funeral 🪦?" she added in an inappropriately cheery tone.
or
>"Attack such a special and free-spirited guest who's made such a well-received contribution to our little event?" J said as she strolled over to Uzi, stuffing flair into each stride and sarcasm into each syllable.
>She put an arm around Uzi's shoulders.
>Uzi involuntarily shuddered.
>It felt like a rather hot noose had been fitted around her neck.
>N didn't feel feverish like this.
>"And I could never ✨openly✨ harm someone whom my dear brother is so smitten with. I saw how conflicted he was just now, and that pained me."
>"So....." Uzi said, trying to bring whatever game this was to an end.
or
>"I think it was a pretty good plan. I was sure we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think, 'partner'? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?" Cyn asked.
>"Uh, yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with...uh... 32.33 repeating of course percentage chance of failure," the nurse replied.
>"That...seems high for messing around inside my brain," N replied.
>"That's a lot better than we usually do. At our worst, we considered five percent survival rates a success."
>The phone went silent, as if the nurse were thinking over that statement and how little it did to reassure N.
>"Not for you lot, of course. Those chosen for W.D.O.S. 606 were always going to be special. There were plenty of others to clear the way. If you stand taller, you do so because you stand on the shoulders of the less tall. And on the rest of their skeletons. Best not lose your balance 🧘. There's plenty of room at the bottom."
>>121609
>>116708 desu. I'll be continuing the story in a few hours.
No.121642
Anonymous
Replies:>>121692>>121694>>121718
Image:173447591940.jpg(1.37MB, 1835x1556)IMG_7585.jpeg
>>121602
No anon, Thank you and everyone else on /md/ for making this Saturnalia so wonderful, here’s to many more :)
>>121606
;)
>>121588
Why it’s a Saturnalia present of course ;), here it is:
No.121644
Anonymous
>>121616
>>121617
>>121618
Not bad, I like.
>>121620
>>121623
Nice loredump! I like lore.
No.121645
Anonymous
Replies:>>121648
>>121639
Her fans
No.121646
Anonymous
>>121630
Source?
No.121647
Anonymous
Image:173447619973.jpg(126kB, 1119x1280)@_blissflame_.jpg
No.121648
Anonymous
>>121645
>"They Want To Stick What In My [Null] Hole? [Concerned Giggle]"
No.121649
Anonymous
Image:173447636903.png(213kB, 606x820)IMG_7638.png
>>121603
maybe
either a bricky brownish red for the eye color or a seafoamy green
and a sort of a light grey-brown for the hair, something like picrel
but honestly go with whatever looks good
No.121650
Anonymous
>>121640
>>121521
Just what I was looking for, hanks lizzyfags
No.121651
Anonymous
any one gots anymore cici lewds (wit anon?)
No.121652
Anonymous
>>121616
>>121617
>>121618
good shit as always
>>121623
poor Unknown... I want her to be happy, but if she's being given to Phoenix I can't imagine things are going to go well for her
No.121653
Desperate Anonymous
Replies:>>121700>>121713>>121731>>121745
Writ gren abot Uzi pls
No.121654
Anonymous
Image:173447775982.png(378kB, 1047x965)bnd7liisag3e1.png
No.121655
Anonymous
Replies:>>121682
Image:173447785145.jpg(105kB, 1112x801)The strongest being in fiction and Cyn.JPG
No.121656
Anonymous
Image:173447798169.jpg(1.13MB, 4096x3186)@Tempes_Mercury.jpg
No.121657
Anonymous
Replies:>>121660>>121661
Alice hated Nori, right?
No.121658
Anonymous
Replies:>>121659>>121723
>>121616
>>121617
>>121618
>>121620
Really well done, anon, lovely green.

>>121623
>(Bottom Right)
>"She is wounded mentally, and broken physically, but she is the apex of our military science, and if it takes my blood and flesh to heal her wounds and rebuild her body, I will go for it. In the name of mankind." – the last words of [REDACTED], pilot volunteer, before the start of the mech test run at testsite 5.

Note from Dr. [REDACTED], supervisor of [REDACTED] base after the test trials:
>"This time the bitch outdid sherself."

>>121626
That's damn awesome, anon, thank you!

But the question about hug is not answered!.
No.121659
Anonymous
>>121658 (me)
>(Bottom Right)

My autism made me write this, don't consider it canon, I'm not claiming anything!
No.121660
Anonymous
>>121657
Yeah
No.121661
Anonymous
Replies:>>121662>>121663
Image:173447915272.jpg(31kB, 735x615)cacf259e2d31600ae288b1a2ebf6b03c.jpg
>>121657
Pretty sure she still does, not like she learnt any of what we got to see in 7.
It's somewhat or very tragic honestly, from Alice's POV Nori was a reckless arrogant bitch and before 7 came out I remember most people here expecting Nori to be revealed just as such (due to most of the info we had back then coming from Alice). Now we know Nori was (at least) not responsible for killing everyone, the chance still exists that she was a bitch to Alice and others, tho we have no 100% proof for this being the case or not, it's up to everyone's headcanon at this point.

>Sure thought implodin all them folks was pretty slick~
Perhaps Alice means the core collapse with this, apparently all flesh and blood, every animal material except bones seems to have been consumed at the moment of the core collapse(that's technically headcanon, but how else are they picked clean, there are dead bodies in the permafrost from 40.000 years ago looking like new), chance is that Alice was with humans in CFL when it happened (Alice must have been in the upper levels already in order to make it into the saferoom she uses in 6).
Alternative is tho, Nori killed either people or drones with her AS before and Alice saw it, unproven but that would be more along the lines of 'imploding' than whatever happened to humans during the core collapse. Idk wether Nori was posessed during that or it was something like Uzi and her flesh arrow in 4.

Anyways Alice is totally still hating Nori, if anything changed at all the entire encounter with Uzi made her think even worse of Nori.
There is some potential for them making up, if they get to talking, but just like that one anon who wrote the green about Alice, Beau and core Nori in late September/early October, Alice wouldn't believe Nori's excuses
No.121662
Anonymous
Image:173447928742.jpg(449kB, 1672x1080)Screenshot_2024-09-25-23-22-52-849_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>121661
Never noticed we see Alice's tongue there btw
No.121663
Anonymous
Replies:>>121666
>>121661
>There is some potential for them making up, if they get to talking, but just like that one anon who wrote the green about Alice, Beau and core Nori in late September/early October, Alice wouldn't believe Nori's excuses
Speaking as the author of that green, she believes Nori, she just still holds a grudge and won't pass up the chance to kick her while she's down.
No.121664
Anonymous
Replies:>>121668>>121671>>121674
Uzi is a Zombie drone, right? She died in the Hallway with N for a bit and then quickly rebooted, making her a Solver witch, right? Because there's no way Uzi's solver stuff wouldn't have activated until that moment, she does dumb dangerous shit all the time so it should've activated before the Pilot even started
No.121665
Anonymous
I don’t see a 4
No.121666
Anonymous
Replies:>>121670
>>121663
Oh right been sometime since I read it, that also fits. It took place before 6 right? Even if 6 takes the course it did, I think Alice would be better off in that scenario since Nori would know about her being there then.
No.121668
Anonymous
Replies:>>121669
>>121664
Technically we can see a glimpse of it working in the pilot when she subconsciously nudges the bullet fired at her off course.
I can't say for certain if she died in the hallway where N stabbed her, at the very least she'd be horribly wounded.
No.121669
Anonymous
>>121668
I know her reflecting the bullet, that's why I kinda think she's a Zombie Drone, because it only started showing up after the hallway scene
No.121670
Anonymous
>>121666
Years before, Satan. Idea is that this is an AU where Alice caught Nori as she was first making her way down to the cathedral level as a headcrab.
No.121671
Anonymous
Replies:>>121672
>>121664
You don't need to die for Solver shit to kick in. Kicked in for Doll when she saw her parents get vampire-murdered.
No.121672
Anonymous
>>121671
Mm. Yeah. My thought exactly.
I figured it was inherited code, though why it didn't develop earlier in Uzi or Doll is curious.

Stress.exe has to be a trigger. Along with significant damage.
No.121673
Anonymous
Replies:>>121675>>121678>>121680>>121734>>121749>>122139
do we have a canon explanation for all of Outpost 3 acting like ZDs despite never self-rebooting?
No.121674
Anonymous
Image:173448029370.jpg(63kB, 736x736)a33ae23ba262c38ae324de2c38408f65.jpg
>>121664
I mean it could have happened right there, Uzi 'inheriting' the AS strain from Nori would explain why getting stabbed wide and deep througn the chest and coughing up oil like that didn't cause her to shutdown (iirc zds are 'dead' for a while after fatal error, at least for the first time before their core smh restarts everything which can take up to 5 years), instead remaining concious through out that which should have likely killed a normal drone
to be fair tho, we saw one of Khan's friend get stabbed in the chest as well, it was different tho. He was stabbed with the stinger in the middle of the chest, in the core, Uzi was stabbed more through the shoulder. Nanite stinger is less damaging at first and maybe N didn't put acid in him so that's why he didn't die until decapitation
Uzi and Doll are special cases, they are the only drones who were born with AS, so they were 'normal' drones until using it.

Now that I remember, we see Uzi in her speech (in sunlight which didn't harm her smh?) flash something about failsafe, so her failsafe apparently attempted to kill her, but only hours(?) after her having used AS.
A inert/worn/broken failsafe is necessary for any zd or witch, so Uzi using AS to dodge J's fire but her failsafe (which is there specifically to kill the core when AS is detected) not working is just a plothole which I cannot eing any explanation for right now
No.121675
Anonymous
Replies:>>121735
>>121673
We can just say they are old or someone having figured out how to disable the restrictive programing so they are 'real' upon 'birth'. The bunkerdrones also have personalities but still, the difference between them and solverdrones and zombiedrones (N, V and J in thr manor were also zombiedrones I think) is pretty intense
No.121676
Anonymous
Replies:>>121677>>121679>>121695
Image:173448052905.png(292kB, 1382x1382)172740980227.png
Shot a worker drone for Christmas dinner. My N loves the extra spice of buckshot rattling around in there.
No.121677
Anonymous
>>121676
So happy to hear that, my workerdrone disappeared tho, can N help find her once you are done?
No.121678
Anonymous
Replies:>>122139
>>121673
They started off as Pillbabies which are a self-learning network, so they already had a massive advantage also there isn't any humans around, remember if there are no humans around they'll learn and adapt.
No.121679
Anonymous
Replies:>>121681>>121683>>121686>>121691
>>121676
It's best if you just use dronedash, they give you the option to buy the worker drone delivering AND they can bring their own fixings.
No.121680
Anonymous
Replies:>>122139
>>121673
Liam's explanation is that the self-learning protocols of drones leads them to sapience under two (2) circumstances: self-rebooting (dying is a huge shock to the system), or going long enough without orders from a human and having to figure things out on their own (however long "long enough" is; Khan seems to have reached this point before the core collapse, judging from his talk of having his own Total Human Death phase).
No.121681
Anonymous
Replies:>>121691
>>121679
Jesus that's grim. poor wagie drones just trying to make a living, picking up food not knowing it'll be served alongside them because the company they work for wanted a few extra bucks
No.121682
Anonymous
>>121655
>open image featuring our HERO
>my entire house begins violently rumbling around me
Holy FUARK...
No.121683
Anonymous
Replies:>>121684>>121687>>121691>>121699
Image:173448117897.png(123kB, 468x557)44ea6b90d3ca7ed8567d80c13488dc18.png
>>121679
>tfw your shift lead stuffs your internals full of stuffing, gravy, and cranberry sauce before ordering you to deliver yourself to a house on the disassembler side of town
No.121684
Anonymous
Replies:>>121691
>>121683
>You're either about to die or get molested by a weirdo who likes to eat food off of a drone.
>You're not sure what's worse.
No.121685
Anonymous
>>121584
No that's V
No.121686
Anonymous
Replies:>>121690
>>121679
Holy shit
That explains why my DD wife has been using my credit card so much lately
No.121687
Anonymous
>>121683
>disassembler side of town
>all the buildings are connected by windowless skyways
>The Lost Boys - Soundtrack - People Are Strange - By Echo & The Bunnymen -youtube thumb starts playing when you enter
No.121688
Anonymous
Replies:>>121712
>>121398
>>121400
Anyone else think Solver pregnancy is extremely hot?
>Strange fleshy creature writhing and squirming inside a female (optional) drone's stretched out bloated womb
No.121689
Anonymous
>>121617
> the sentinel drones are creeping at the windows again
also, i'm now imagining the mech's inner-drone to be detachable and carried around like a backpack
you know, for when you need an extra pair of arms
No.121690
Anonymous
Replies:>>121693
>>121686
>DD wife's feel when she orders a wagie drone meal delivery and comes downstairs to find you and the wagie drone fucking instead
No.121691
Anonymous
Image:173448169256.png(86kB, 320x180)Spoiler image
>>121679
>>121681
>>121683
>>121684
>As the dronedash wagie walks nervously down the bad part of town, internals jostling full of foodstuffs and seasoning, a simple melody can be heard.
>There is but one glimpse of a shadowy man following in the street light.
>All the wagie can do is not turn around and keep walking.
Neil Cicierega - Bega Interludeyoutube thumb
No.121692
Anonymous
>>121642
> the boxo products become even boxier
No.121693
Anonymous
Replies:>>121696
Image:173448184640.jpg(116kB, 435x375)1425754504928.jpg
>>121690
>tfw your thoughtful husband is adding extra filling to your holiday meal
He's a keeper.
No.121694
Anonymous
>>121642
Fugue, I'd like to know more about the Theatre system from a couple threads ago as well as Boxon lore
No.121695
Anonymous
>>121676
Kek
No.121696
Anonymous
Replies:>>121697
>>121693
>He announces he's keeping her
>Your wife's little snack is now your Little Snack
No.121697
Anonymous
Replies:>>121698>>121708>>121711
>>121696
>your DD wife (begrudgingly) obeys your orders to spare the wagie
>she helps you clean her out by scooping out the holiday stuffing from the WD's insides with her long, dextrous tongue
>she only occasionally nibbles at the WD's wiring to tease her
>the WD is a quivering mess by the time she's done getting cleaned out, her insides now thoroughly coated in your DD wife's nanite saliva
No.121698
Anonymous
>>121697
It's kind of like adopting a shaky dog that's terrified at every noise.
No.121699
Anonymous
>>121683
>worker signs up with dronedash
>keeps track of where dashers have "inexplicably" gone missing
>makes sure she gets assigned to these areas (always primarily populated by DDs)
>keeps a friendly face on, courteous and polite– gotta stay unassuming
>until one of the freaks makes a move, and they almost always do
>you can keep a lot of kit in a delivery pack. and a jury-rigged bootlooper is just small enough to fit in a doggy bag.
>doesn't stop 'em like the real thing, but it keeps them weakened, disoriented
>enough that a worker who knows what she's doing can hold her own and drop the oilsuckers with something as simple as a blunt object
>funny enough, she always gets a 5 star review
No.121700
Anonymous
Replies:>>121702
>>121653
>Be uzi
>Be boozy
>🫵😳
No.121701
Anonymous
Replies:>>121703
I need ask a question
No.121702
Anonymous
>>121700
>Uzi drunkenly mistakes a classmate for N.
>Shenanigans ensue.
No.121703
Anonymous
>>121701
Then ask it
No.121704
Anonymous
Replies:>>121705
I need to work
No.121705
Anonymous
>>121704
t. worker drone
No.121706
Anonymous
Replies:>>121707
Image:173448297338.jpg(415kB, 475x1294)Abbyworms.jpg
Need some brainworms?
No.121707
Anonymous
Replies:>>121709
Image:173448311132.jpg(29kB, 640x480)1706820169858133.jpg
>>121706
I don't have a brain so the worms can't feed.
They sometimes get slim pickings of stray impulses though.
No.121708
Anonymous
>>121697
Imagine a threesome between you, your wife, and Little Snack
Little Snack always clinging to you for help and continually thanking you for saving her
It's just like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from Always Sunny
No.121709
Anonymous
Replies:>>121710
Image:173448319441.png(565kB, 591x591)BrainofMensis.png
>>121707
>abby hears you dont have a brain
>Not realizing this is a joke, she pukes you a brain and it lands with a splat into your hands
>She waits for your response thinking she did a good job
No.121710
Anonymous
>>121709
>"Is there something wrong with it?"

>"How should I know? I'm a dentist."
No.121711
Anonymous
>>121697
it feels wrong that i find this hot
but dang if the idea of a dd and wd being mutual lovers and having their own 'thing' going on to isn't hot
maybe lil snack goes to wifey and the two 'check each other's internals' every now and again, with the moaning making it really hard for you to focus on your work when working from home
No.121712
Anonymous
Replies:>>121715>>121724
>>121688
I'm kind of shocked it's not more common to see than straight up robopreg considering two of the threads Uzi fankids involve Uzi being Solverpreg. It's at least the case with Akita and I recall some greens for Beretta going that route
No.121713
Anonymous
Replies:>>121714
Image:173448397292.jpg(565kB, 4096x2655)Uzi is packing.jpg
>>121653
Fun Facts* about Uzi Doorman
>Uzi is/was unfamiliar with how "sex" is supposed to work, and for the longest time legitimately assumed that things like tentacle hentai was depicting humans being tortured (hence why she has so much of it in her collection of 'edgy' stuff)
>darkXWolf17 is one of the biggest regular users on Outpost 3-chan, and is notorious for being virulently racist towards humans and human-lovers
>Uzi DOES in fact stink thanks to a combination of her 'oil' diet & all the Eldritch flesh inside and/or outside her body
>Uzi is now Schrodinger's Solverpede in that her 'real' body is determinate on how she perceives herself during any given moment
>Uzi & Khan are now on significantly better, with them regularly working on all sorts of creative engineering-related projects
>Uzi & V can now be classified as Vitriolic Best Buds, although both of them wouldn't dare admit or acknowledge this in public
>Uzi & Lizzy aren't necessarily friends now but their interactions are markedly less hostile compared to what it once was
>Uzi & N share a mutual love for roleplay (and not just the lewd kind either!)

*headcanon
No.121714
Anonymous
Replies:>>121725
>>121713
>uzi is such a gremlin that an actual uzi eclipses most of her body
Kek, Dumb dronelet.
No.121715
Anonymous
>>121712
Permapregnant breeder Uzi when?
No.121716
Anonymous
Video:173448423321.mp4(1.86MB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 720x720)RDT_20241218_090945.mp4
No.121717
Anonymous
Replies:>>121727>>121728
Image:173448450086.jpg(3.36MB, 3508x2480)Tempes_Mercury.jpg
No.121718
Anonymous
>>121642
I like his helmet
No.121719
Anonymous
Replies:>>121721>>121722>>121975
>downloader dronedr, the app for gay guys to meet gay drones
>hoping i get matched with a fat assed twink
>match almost instantly
>set up a meet up
>go to the location, a dark alley
>a male sentinel approaches
>dang, he got the curves
>go back to his apartment with him
>get ready to get frisky
>shucks his outfit
>turns out it's a female drone crossdressing
>try to escape, but a bunch of dds and wds block the way
>call 911
>scream that i'm being screwed by a bunch of women
>they tell me to fuck off and stop rubbing it in their faces
>mfw
No.121721
Anonymous
>>121719
You VILL put ze penis inside ze sentinel vagina.
No.121722
Anonymous
Replies:>>121729
Image:173448500862.jpg(202kB, 923x778)1715010344746727.jpg
>>121719
Well I never considered Sentinel M or M being duped into using dronedr but I am now.
No.121723
Anonymous
Replies:>>121976
>>121658
If you are >>119210, then: >>119235, But if you are >>119246, then sorry for not answering:
>Spoiler
Question is worded a little weird, but i think its a yes, if you manage to earn her trust enough to cuddle shes probably enjoy it as much as you would.

But if you are >>120226, then: >>120239
No.121724
Anonymous
Replies:>>121726>>121730>>121732
>>121712
>sentinel drone embarrassed by her quickly growing baby bump, the other girls teasing her as they all get a deep cleaning together
>pregnant disassembler getting cravings for weirdly specific drones, struggling to fly with the extra weight
>pregnant worker carrying out her duties on a construction site without a care in the world (she put safety gear and a hard hat on her baby bump, so it'll be fine)
>heavily pregnant wagie drone resting her swollen belly on the counter, filling up the entire drive thru window, synthetic milk starting to leak through her ill-fitting uniform
>ready-to-pop police drone lumbering hopelessly after a shoplifter, looping around to catch and pin the crook against the wall with her tummy
>obscenely pregnant grunt drone waddling around the base having to carry around a belly as big as her, knocking over and squishing other soldiers whenever she turns
No.121725
Anonymous
>>121714
Look at the fucking proportions on that Mini-Uzi that Uzi's holding and tell me that's a normal gun.
No.121726
Anonymous
>>121724
DAYUM
No.121727
Anonymous
>>121717
shiny
No.121728
Anonymous
>>121717
I wish we got more of them as a duo. They have such great chemistry. Fun to watch.
No.121729
Anonymous
>>121722
M isn't interested in women, so it'd make sense that a coworker (who isn't Anon ofc) would try and set her up on Dronedr
No.121730
Anonymous
>>121724
>pregnant grunt drone
I hope she isn't about to get sent into a warzone, it's very irresponsible to send a mother to be to the frontlines
No.121731
Anonymous
Replies:>>121751>>122010
Image:173448582864.jpg(78kB, 564x820)UziCatandVCat.jpg
>>121653
Sure, have this that I did in 10 minutes, expect bad quality.
>Uzi and V are in Uzi's room, there is literally nobody else at home, Khan is out working
>In these moments, V and Uzi show their true colors, because, in reality, they stopped hating each other a long time ago
>They are now watching some anime, they are both sitting in Uzi's bed
>It's a sad anime, and now it's one of the most saddest scenes there is in the whole series
>They are sitting in a way where Uzi is resting her back on V's chest, and V is hugging her trying to not cry
>She is really trying her best to not cry "She just wants to be happy" Says V, her voice even cracking up a little
>"Poor little maid, living a life of torture, and finally is going to be free" Uzi when she is really invested in an anime, starts to state the facts of what's happening, which V ignores since she knows she can't help it
>"She will be happy, she just needs to trust in his friend" V answers, the scene shows a maid and a butler walking to each other, ready to escape, to be happy
>V starts to cry when the maid and the butler hold hands, looking at each other; V starts to hug Uzi a bit too tight, even pulling out her claws by accident
>"V, V! Claws!" Uzi screams, V not noticing how she started kneading Uzi's abdomen like a cat doing dough "Sorry!" But she stops in time for no damage to be done
>They continued watching, the maid and the butler about to get out of that horrible manor
>V and Uzi were visibly crying at this point in the scene, watching every frame of the video with complete attention

>Then the door to Uzi's room opens all of a sudden, it was N "Uzi~! I have a-"
>Both of them see N at the door, there is an almost comical pause of them watching each other
>V quickly thinking, stands up holding Uzi, and does a suplex with her, hitting Uzi in the back of the head on the mattress
>"Goodbye stinking goblin" V jumps out of bed walking to the door "Please move N" "Sure thing!" An N does as he is asked
>"I'm going to see Lizzy" And with that, V closes the door behind her leaving N
>"You two could grow closer" N really wanted to see them being friends, but for now, he just helped Uzi sit down

>In reality, nobody knew how good of a friendship the two really had
>The two of them felt really embarrassed at the thought of anyone knowing they do this one time every two days, and that every other day they just hang out
>They plan to keep this a secret forever
>And V didn't actually go to see Lizzy, she just hid in the ventilation while she waited for N to go away so Uzi and her could finish the anime episode
No.121732
Anonymous
>>121724
>disassembly drone husband wants to see your growing child
>he licks your baby bump repeatedly, tickling you as his long tongue dances across your abdomen, covering every inch until his nanite saliva has formed a warm goop that sticks to your skin
>turning one of his hands into an ultrasound wand, he presses it against you
>he looks you in the eyes as his visor displays the ultrasound images of your baby
No.121734
Anonymous
Replies:>>122139
>>121673
Yes.
GLITCHX 2023 (@32:15)

Liam, GlitchX 2023 interview.
>Q: How did the drones gain emotion?
>I think the idea is that they have a sort of sentience that's necessary for performing tasks.
>It was kind of a basic, limited version.
>And I think we've implied that the kind of disaster that happened on the planet, that left them stranded, played to their adaptive kind of AI abilities.
>It starts with you needing a sort of intelligence to not fall over.
>To know that if you get pushed, you know, you should put your leg out like those creepy Boston Dynamics dogs.
>You need a sort of intelligence to correct yourself, and the idea of the robots in this show is that they have that.
>And it expands to keeping them alive in various circumstances.
>So the entire planet of humans is wiped out.
>They're gonna start prioritizing self-preservation and that is what led to this mirrored human society that they have.
>Because that's the kind of environment that they were left with.
>That's the basic idea there and we see even on Earth they have a kind of butler drones that are these kind of nerfed sentient-type guys.
>Then you have these more damaged drones that Tessa's collecting, that they're kind of messed with enough that kind of adaptiveness takes over.
>And if they're taken care of in a way that leads to them being more humanish, they'll grow toward that direction.
>That's kind of the idea.
Though as a fridge thought, the generation that immediately experienced the core collapse would do more 'adapting' than the ones who were born into worker drone society, which might explain why the teen drones act the way they do ('my friend wants to know if you killed her family, and if you're single')
No.121735
Anonymous
Replies:>>121748
>>121675
>N, V and J in thr manor were also zombiedrones I think
They were, and have the armbands to prove it. For that reason, I find it hilarious that they make J out to be a bigot with the whole 'barely sentient' thing when she's actually basically right.
Even in the finale, when we see Lizzy and Thad pop up after the big fight, what are they doing? Skateboard and texting, their cliché behaviors.
No.121736
Anonymous
Replies:>>121738>>121739>>121743
I figured out the loophole.
>Order Dronedash and select the "I have a disassembly drone; serve the delivery drone, too!" option for an extra $30
>It arrives, looking nervous, then its harness locks into prey mode, trapping it in place, as all of the drone's "rights" are signed over to me
>There's a look of unrestrained fear on its face as I drag it inside
>"I lied, there is no disassembly drone. I need you to help me set up Christmas decorations.."
No.121737
Anonymous
Replies:>>121741
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r Drones Into Matching Furries
No.121738
Anonymous
>>121736
kek
No.121739
Anonymous
Replies:>>121742
>>121736
NOOOOOOOOO
NOT DISENTANGLING THE LIGHTS! ANYTHING BUT THAT
No.121740
Anonymous
>You find John eating your microwave tacos
>The last box you had in the bunker
>You throttle him, screaming
Go to Hell, man!
>John tears up
>"I wish I could."
No.121741
Anonymous
>>121737
>Beretta is a weird crow/dog hybrid
I CAN'T FUCK THIS!?
No.121742
Anonymous
Replies:>>121744
>>121739
Are tangled wires lewd to drones?
No.121743
Anonymous
>>121736
In my planet they outlaw disassembly drones eating worker drones, they have to eat alternatives now and drink canned oil, so much for Cal-3, is there any other way to get cheap worker drones?
No.121744
Anonymous
>>121742
No...?
Unless is their cables and are asking (You) to untangle them.
No.121745
Anonymous
Replies:>>121747>>121884>>121970
>>121653
>"...And that's my outline for Episode 10 of the stream, covering the long-running dispute between Continental and Analytic Philosophy over the nature, meaning, and structural relations of doors, including whether they truly have meanings...ah who am I kidding?
>Of course doors have meanings!
>All the suspicious petitions in the world won't change that!
>Anyway, I probably should've asked you this earlier, but what do you think, Uzi?
>Will your old man go 'viral' on the 'interwebz'?"

>"Dad! Do not talk like that! Or or just stop talking at all! It's been over an hour!"

>"Condensing a life's work of thought and practice isn't easy.
>When you've got a massive list of accomplishments under your belt, you'll realize that," Khan replied, in an attempt at passing on fatherly advice.

>Uzi jumped up.
>Her hands were as rigidly clawed as a normal worker drone could get them, twitching as mounting frustration finally boiled over.
>It was amazing that it had taken as long as it had.
>There was not very much of Uzi to mount over, after all.

>"I have plenty of accomplishments, remember? I killed the unfriendly neighborhood Murder Drone squad leader! With the rail gun designed by me, built by me, and considered pointless by you!
>Then I killed her again when she came back as ugly on the outside as she was on the inside! And I tamed a whole 2 (two) other Murder Drones! And after Lizzy and Doll, whom you set me up with by the way, tried to kidnap and eat me, I escaped and helped stop Doll's rampage against the prom!
>I have a lot of accomplishments.
>Probably more than you at this point."

>Khan twitched.
>What Uzi had done, or seemed to do, in the few months since she first left the bunker was impressive.
>She did not seem to realize it, but she took after her parents in that way.
>Some part of him always knew that a day like this would come.
>As fiercely independent as Uzi believed herself to be, the power of her pedigree was undeniable.
>The few who had survived the fall of Outpost 9, or who had access to the tightly-suppressed information about what had happened to the other colonies would never say that Khan was a do-nothing.
>That his daughter had lived long enough to think him useless, and felt comfortable enough to say it, might just be his greatest achievement.
1/5
No.121747
Anonymous
Replies:>>121884>>121927>>121970
>>121745
>"Uzi. I-" He began, but much like her Mother, when Uzi got going she was unstoppable.

>"And I only agreed to listen to your 'short pitch' so that you'd tell me about the necklace.
>The necklace, remember? The one Mom had?

>Sorrow flashed over Khan's face.
>Of course he remembered.
>Khan had been trying to stall Uzi, in the hope that she would grow bored and run off to do something else.
>Khan would even take Uzi going and playing with her massacre bot 'friend' over her staying here and badgering him for answers.
>One of the many many advantages of doors was that they were magical objects that could block openings, that could bring unpleasant confrontations to a halt.
>Khan had perhaps been excessive with them, but with all that had happened, much of the old fire had left him, taking with it his willingness to step up and face the music.

>"Of course I remember! I could never forget.
>I've just been busy getting the livestream set up, and we never really get the chance to talk..."

>"Gee.
>I wonder why," Uzi said.

>"This sort of thing is something you'd know more about than me, and so naturally I wanted to bounce ideas off of you," Khan said.

>"You're not just stalling to get out of some 'big traumatic life-changing reveal', are you?" Uzi asked, miming the quotation marks with her hands.

>"Nonsense. You may not think it, but I do know you.
>Better than anyone alive.
>If I were stalling, or refused, that would only make you more determined to find out what I was hiding.
>Not that I'm hiding anything.
>I'm as transparent as a glass sliding door."

>"And yet, I just spent an hour learning a lot about doors, and nothing about this necklace.
>Just tell me, already.
>I've got to get back to N and V before they hunt down Doll," Uzi replied.
2/5
No.121748
Anonymous
>>121735
Anon, this is a show where both the robots we see and the humans we see are mostly Invader Zim extras.
No.121749
Anonymous
Replies:>>121750>>122139
>>121673
I have always just sort of assumed that drones are inherently sentient by default, hence why the human mistreatment of them bothered people like Tessa so much to begin with.
No.121750
Anonymous
>>121749
Tessa was just autistic she's not a good variable. But, they have to be sapient since they all flinched in fear after witnessing James brutalize that one with a fork
No.121751
Anonymous
Replies:>>121767
Image:173448852164.jpg(103kB, 892x1306)Uzi V having fun.jpg
>>121731
Cute!
No.121752
Anonymous
Replies:>>121777>>121790>>122029>>122062
Image:173448870578.jpg(536kB, 1711x1986)1710113477287725.jpg
>>109326
>You're not even sure if you're ready for that yet, considering how you reacted the last time Harper carried you around while flying, but the idea of flight is simply too enticing to you now that you're the one in control. Avre's usual hyperactive voice calls out to you from the log
>"Oh btw, you're on training mode, so you can ease into this stuff without blowing your friggin head offfff~"
>Well, that's real ominous. What, did this happen before with some poor recruits? Hopefully not, but nevertheless you feel the need to fly. The desire for elevation that some Drones feel. Like turbo-uppies or some stuff like that. Whatever, it's not like you ever had someone do that to you before Harper...
>You turn to the skies and activate "Wings." Immediately, you hear some machinery activate before a little *Spring* sounds off from behind you. You feel... Something sticking out of your back, clearly your wings, but while you can feel them you can't quite move them. There's like, one joint where they meet your back that kind of moves a little like a wrist, albeit limited to small adjustments.
>You also can't see them, so they're obviously not large like Harper's. Avre once again chimes in
>"Oooooooohhh, I like the little bug wings!"
>You look under your armpit and, just like Avre said, there's a pair of rectangles with smooth-ish edges sticking from your back. They're not particularly long, but their width is notable. Guess this is for more aerodynamic movement. Now, how would one operate them? They can tilt a little but they're hardly flappable. You give a little hop, only to find yourself not exactly going down. It's like you're buoyant in some capacity, but making this work is going to be a little hard to figure out.
>You close your eyes and try to focus on your body's position, tilting your neck forward a little bit as if you're trying to simply "Move" in that direction. To your surprise and mild elation, you find yourself actually moving forward without touching the ground. You tilt your head upwards while stretching your neck, and to your further joy you feel yourself beginning to rise, the rain on your face growing in speed as you rise above the canopy.
>You cease your tilting and move into a more neutral position, like you're doing a summersault in some strange way. You look around, the rainforest stretching for miles in every which way. It's got a mysterious vibe to it, even at this height. You smile like a goofy moron before tilting forward and blasting off. Although not too fast, roughly 50 miles an hour it's still not shabby at all for supposed "Training mode". Yet you're having trouble steering, with very wide turns regardless of how you tilt your neck and head. That is, until you stretch out an arm and make a sharp turn.
>In that exact moment, you realize the reason behind your wing movement, tilting them in ways that allow you to make smaller, more precise turns. It's hard to memorize the exact motions, but the fact that you're making such graceful turns makes you feel incredibly proud. It gets to the point that you start laughing giddily as you do midair loop-de-loops and spins. Suddenly, you hear a familiar warm voice. One that you already started to miss...
>"HEY LITTLE BUDDY!"
>You turn around to see Harper rocketing towards you with her wings, and she abruptly embraces you.
>"MY LITTLE GUY IS FLYING! YOU'RE A SMART ONE AREN'T YOUUUU?!"
>You feel kind of weirded out by how she's speaking to you, but she lets go and gives a slight cough
>"Sorry, I just got kind of excited with how easily you took to flight, lil' guy. Anyways, you might want to get back to Avre, she gets..."
>Harper turns, and you follow her gaze to see...
>A log with wings and a little Drone face peeking out from inside. Jeez, she really likes that thing, doesn't she?
37/??
No.121753
Anonymous
Replies:>>121754>>121755>>121756>>121760
Image:173448890029.png(2kB, 400x400)1712744771340702.png
Need Deluxe N.
No.121754
Anonymous
Replies:>>121757>>121766
>>121753
Bigger
No.121755
Anonymous
Replies:>>121765
>>121753
What does the deluxe N have the standard model doesn't?
No.121756
Anonymous
Replies:>>121760
>>121753
Sorry. We only have standard models in stock and there are only two left. Most of 'em got bought out by some smelly blonde woman with a pink streak in her hair.
No.121757
Anonymous
Replies:>>121759>>121773>>121794
>>121754
>"Look I'm going to need my N big enough to eat a family of 5."
No.121758
Anonymous
Replies:>>121761>>121762
The only way to get a deluxe N is by feeding him the smaller N units you have laying around
No.121759
Anonymous
>>121757
regular N can do that too, it just takes longer and he needs tummy rubs afterwards
No.121760
Anonymous
>>121756
>>121753
And it looks like an equally smelly worker drone with a hammer is gunning it for the last two.
No.121761
Anonymous
Replies:>>121763
>>121758
So it's like a gacha.
No.121762
Anonymous
>>121758
It's like Agar.io?
No.121763
Anonymous
Replies:>>121764
>>121761
can't wait for the GLITCH gacha coming spring 2025
No.121764
Anonymous
Replies:>>121768
>>121763
>Think you pulled a SSR Tessa
>Animation stops and Tessa's skin begins to stretch and tear.
>It's just another Cynwalker...
No.121765
Anonymous
Image:173448949332.jpg(397kB, 1181x1920)18.jpg
>>121755
Studier, bigger weapons and bigger shlong
No.121766
Anonymous
Image:173448954538.png(2kB, 595x570)173448890029.png
>>121754
Giga Ns are a big responsibility. I hope you're ready, anon.
No.121767
Anonymous
>>121751
Glad you liked it.
No.121768
Anonymous
Replies:>>121769
>>121764
>the main characters are all common
>main character variants are unconmon
>anyone other than NVJ, Uzi, and Cyn are all SSR
No.121769
Anonymous
>>121768
which OCs would be which rarity? what special events/scenes would they get?
No.121770
Anonymous
Replies:>>121771
Image:173448976099.png(66kB, 940x700)173388670321.png
>eats bee honey because she's such a hardcore rebel
No.121771
Anonymous
>>121770
>Gets a tummy ache afterward because it ate too much like a dummy.
No.121772
Anonymous
>G gets to run the gacha
>Gambler's privilege
No.121773
Anonymous
Replies:>>121774>>121776>>121779
Image:173449038827.jpg(58kB, 636x349)This Is A Real Family Guy Scene .jpg
>>121757
>My Family After I Refuse To Bring A Tent To The Camping Trip And Insist That My N Is Meant To Handle This
No.121774
Anonymous
Replies:>>121775
>>121773
You mean to tell me that you're a family guy?
No.121775
Anonymous
Replies:>>121778
>>121774
With those good ol' fashioned values on which we used to rely?
No.121776
Anonymous
>>121773
hungry N-taur...
No.121777
Anonymous
Replies:>>121809
>>121752
>part 37
>part 36 was 15 days ago
what the fuck are you doing
No.121778
Anonymous
>>121775
I guess we sure are lucky there's a family guy
No.121779
Anonymous
>>121773
Would that even be comfortable? Mostly for the N
No.121780
Anonymous
Replies:>>121781
I want to draw a dronetaur but apparently the second hardest thing to draw after hands is horses
No.121781
Anonymous
>>121780
Why not make a dronetaur that's merged into a normal sentinel? Better keeping with the theming, easier to draw, maybe some body horror
No.121782
Anonymous
Replies:>>121783>>121784>>121785>>121786
Hey YOU! Yeah, That's right, Buddy! I'm talkin' to YOU! STOP being so weird! It ain't healthy!
No.121783
Anonymous
Image:173449148046.png(420kB, 759x625)1698524770050603.png
>>121782
It's free real estate.
No.121784
Spiteful Anonymous
>>121782
I can and will be weirder
No.121785
Anonymous
>>121782
I will continue to like reverse trap tomboys and you can't do shit about it
No.121786
Anonymous
Replies:>>121787
Image:173449153630.jpg(88kB, 1061x1136)But I'm Already An Oogi.jpg
>>121782
I just got here
No.121787
Anonymous
Replies:>>121788
>>121786
>filename
Anon....
No.121788
Anonymous
Replies:>>121789
>>121787
What about it?
No.121789
Anonymous
Replies:>>121791
Image:173449181723.jpg(553kB, 2048x1536)1705695450408530.jpg
>>121788
I'm sorry little one, but revealing your oogi status leads to one outcome...
No.121790
Anonymous
Replies:>>121808
Image:173449190674.jpg(112kB, 1749x888)tomahawk-missile-01.jpg
>>121752
>A log with wings and a little Drone face peeking out from inside.
Dident know they made sentinel tomahawk missles.

Love how you write, especially with how you characterize AVRE
Keep up the good work.
No.121791
Anonymous
Replies:>>121801
>>121789
ANON STOP! THOSE ARE THE CONTENTFAGS!
No.121792
Anonymous
Replies:>>121799>>121803
>buy trucknuts as a joke
>U-U asks what they are
>tell her that they're "tasteful accessories" so she doesn't get mad at me
>now my she wants some and says if I loved her I'd get her some
do I come clean or accept it or what?
No.121794
Anonymous
Replies:>>121819>>122031
Image:173449213247.gif(88kB, 343x498)1714722399201018.gif
>>121757
>the bunker-apartment has been redecorated with pieces of broken furniture and bullet holes, the front door torn from its hinges
>a ceiling fan lazily turns in the lubricant-scented air, a silent witness to the massacre that took place
>the walls have been painted with spatters of oil
>a family of 5 worker drones once lived here
>now, there's only you and him
>as your hungry boyfriend invaded their home and tore them to shreds with claw and tooth, you stood there and watched every detail- heard as they begged for mercy and died one by one
>you sit on the end of a couch, big enough to comfortably seat the entire family-turned-dinner, the rest occupied by deluxe N
>it creaks and groans beneath his weight- like all disassemblers, he's much heavier than he appears
>his long, powerful legs hang over the other end of the couch while he rests his full head of silver hair on your lap
>he smiles up at you, occasionally licking at oil-stained lips, his digital eyelids heavy as he redirects power to his digestive organs
>groans and burbles ring out in the otherwise silent air, rebounding off the concrete walls of the bunker-apartment as eldritch guts process his meal
>your hands run through his silky silver hair as you whisper praises to him, your big, hungry killer, your hunky murderbot, your genocide machine
>you rub his chin playfully as you tell him how proud you are
>he smiles as he slips into a food coma, drooling in your lap as you close your own eyes
>when N wakes up, he'll be full of pent up energy and you know exactly who he'll spend it on
>the two of you will make every bed in this hovel unusable before moving on
No.121796
Anonymous
Replies:>>121797>>121798>>121822
How tall are Midget Drones?
No.121797
Anonymous
>>121796
You can't fit them up your ass
No.121798
Anonymous
Replies:>>121800
>>121796
Big enough to work inside most appliances
For the really small appliances, the interior is actually much bigger thanks to quantum folding
Just think of them as a head shorter than Uzi
No.121799
Anonymous
Replies:>>121806
>>121792
Unless you want nuts in your face, come clean
Two outcomes, nuts your face anyways while you sleep because they love fuckin with you, second outcome is that they find it disgusting andnyou for a week at minimum
No.121800
Anonymous
Replies:>>121802
>>121798
Can I fit one up my ass?
No.121801
Anonymous
Image:173449256689.gif(2.06MB, 320x287)1702278750027523.gif
>>121791
Wipe the slate clean anon...
No.121802
Anonymous
Replies:>>121804
>>121800
I guess it depends on how hard you're willing to work
There will be a lot of screaming though
No.121803
Anonymous
Replies:>>121806
>>121792
Tell them you got them some and then teabag one of them.
No.121804
Anonymous
Replies:>>121805
>>121802
Good. I want to hear their screams before they vanish into my chocolate starfish
No.121805
Anonymous
>>121804
Never said it was their screaming champ, you're basically turning you rear into a birth canal and will never have bowel control again
No.121806
Anonymous
>>121799
>come clean
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh I fucking HATE having to bail on a teensy fib

>>121803
they'd be into that, therefore it's not an option
No.121807
Annoying Drone
Replies:>>121810>>121812>>121815>>122034>>122036
Gee the thread sure is quiet, you NERDS still have finales or some shit?
No.121808
Anonymous
>>121790
Avre is silly!
No.121809
Anonymous
Replies:>>122013
>>121777
I am in fact going INSANES
No.121810
Anonymous
Replies:>>121811
>>121807
Abby is giving me that nerdgirl Gluck Gluck
No.121811
Annoying Drone
>>121810
No she isn't. You're just typing that onto your device because you're a loser virgin who can't even grt a Drone bitch
No.121812
Anonymous
>>121807
No. I'm just lazy.
And too plugged-in to the internet.
No.121813
Anonymous
Replies:>>121814
Do you wish to have more spoonfuls of delightful meal?
No.121814
Anonymous
Replies:>>121838
>>121813
Of what?
No.121815
Anonymous
Image:173449487376.png(29kB, 299x252)mechpeep.PNG
>>121807
Sick still, resided to lurking for now after the mechdump. tho i still might attempt to draw that minifridge drone tonight/tomorrow
No.121816
Anonymous
Replies:>>121827
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I LUV YOU!
>Increases (You)r Drone's Curves
No.121817
Anonymous
Replies:>>121818
Your fortune: Outlook good

FUCK YOU!
>Organizes the delivery drones into a union so they stop getting eaten.
No.121818
Obese N
>>121817
I will starve...
No.121819
Anonymous
>>121794
h-hot...
No.121820
Anonymous
Replies:>>121821>>121829
>"I wish they'd give me that kind of attention...", Thad mumbled under his breathe
No.121821
Anonymous
Replies:>>121829
Image:173449586103.png(200kB, 815x1157)IMG_7495.png
>>121820
shoulda been careful with that monkey's paw
No.121822
Anonymous
Replies:>>121823
>>121796
3'2/2'3
No.121823
Anonymous
Replies:>>121824>>121825
>>121822
How many can fit inside an N?
No.121824
Anonymous
>>121823
100%
No.121825
Anonymous
>>121823
All of them, given enough time and a hungry enough N.
No.121826
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121828>>121831>>121832>>121834>>121835>>121836>>121839>>121848>>122039>>122040
chat what abhorrent thing should i draw with any of my OCs
No.121827
Anonymous
>>121816
>(S)ally finally has tits.
>She finds them decidedly unwieldy and annoying when trying to move gracefully through gunfire.
>[Insert Highschool of the Dead boob physics gif]
No.121828
Anonymous
>>121826
Izz's genuine reaction to seeing U+1f913 as a Solverpede
No.121829
Anonymous
>>121820
>>121821
>The 'Thalia' persona won again.
>Thad was getting too used to losing.
No.121830
Anonymous
Replies:>>121847>>122042
Image:173449698910.png(997kB, 2320x1780)SPOILER_abominable_creachure_color.png
Naked Abby With Color
You can almost feel her beating heart
No.121831
Anonymous
>>121826
U+1F913 stroking his cock while listening in on his human brother banging a DD.
No.121832
Evil And Fucked-Up Anonymous
Replies:>>121833
>>121826
U+1f913 getting caught by his brother while he's streaming in a maid-outfit
No.121833
Anonymous
>>121832 (me)
This is the tamer thing, I was going to suggest something truly fucked-up, but I had of heart due to the season
No.121834
Anonymous
>>121826
U+1F913 buying a gun to bypass his inability to produce weapons on his own.
No.121835
Eviler And More Fucked-Up Anonymous
Replies:>>121837
>>121826
Vore.
No.121836
Anonymous
>>121826
U+1F913 selling naked pictures of his dad to the pink femdrone for robux.
No.121837
Evil And Fucked-Up Anonymous
>>121835
You make me sick
No.121838
Anonymous
Replies:>>121870>>121871>>121878>>122050
Image:173449796514.jpg(1.24MB, 1500x2124)3.jpg
>>121814
it continues..........
No.121839
Evilest and most Fuck-Up Anonymous
Replies:>>121841
>>121826
Handholding.
No.121840
Anonymous
Replies:>>121842
I heard that if a delivery drone gets enough 1 star reviews they get sent to the mulcher.
No.121841
Eviler And More Fucked-Up Anonymous
>>121839
Disgusting.
No.121842
Anonymous
Replies:>>121844
>>121840
What's the mulcher?
No.121843
Anonymous
Replies:>>121845
Image:173449807974.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
Doll's kisses
No.121844
Anonymous
>>121842
It's a device they use on farms to make mulch. I'm sure the drones are happy being in fresh air and away from the city while they run it.
No.121845
Anonymous
Replies:>>121860
>>121843
>Kiss Doll on the cheek
>She renders a blush and slinks away in her oil form.
No.121846
Anonymous
Replies:>>122045
A Midget Drone just broke into my house and started eating the berries from my fridge before scuttling away between a crack in my wall. The fuck do I do?
No.121847
Anonymous
>>121830
Horrible disgusting creature
would
No.121848
Anonymous
>>121826
Izz and N's reactions to finding out a distressing amount of human men are lusting after their son.
No.121849
Anonymous
Replies:>>122047
>>121504
>Instead of hearing the bang of your rifle blowing apart your skull you hear nothing-
>Scratch that you hear rapid metallic footsteps rushing up to your room
>A strange surrounds your firearm, accompanied by an unknown force that's stopping you from opening your mind
>The rifle is flung from your arms into the open hand of your "savior"
>Behind her stand over a dozen fidgety DD's
>The small drone snaps open your gun like it was nothing and empties your rounds onto the floor before tossing it over her shoulder and staring at you with that same look.
>You know they have you dead rights, you figured that HoDR wouldn't have been able to respond so quickly to your pro human-on-human posts.
>And here you are now surrounded and about to pay the price for you insolence
>The small drone dressed as a maid winks at you
>"[Giggle] Drone Pile Time"
>And thus the hoard descended upon you, like vultures to a rotting corpse in the desert.
>And it all went dark.
No.121850
Anonymous
Replies:>>121852>>121855>>121861
N stands for....
No.121851
Anonymous
Replies:>>121853>>121854>>121859>>121863
Image:173449892770.png(438kB, 1420x1928)Untitled1300_20241114204758.png
N telling you he loves you before he dies from cancer.
No.121852
Anonymous
>>121850
Nice.
No.121853
Anonymous
>>121851
Ah
No.121854
Anonymous
>>121851
Wut
No.121855
Anonymous
>>121850
Nanite Nut
No.121856
Annoying Drone
Replies:>>121857
Looks like the thread died again! Gee why are you all so lazy? HMMMMM?
No.121857
Brat Drone Tamer
Replies:>>121858
puts penis in >>121856 mouth
No.121858
Annoying Drone
>>121857
>Chomp
No.121859
Anonymous
>>121851
>"That's kinda gay dude."
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
No.121860
Anonymous
Replies:>>121862
Image:173449961644.jpg(271kB, 3065x2201)1724643740979667.jpg
>>121845
I must catch her and kiss her again...
No.121861
Anonymous
>>121850
Nagger
No.121862
Anonymous
Replies:>>121864
>>121860
>She melts from the second kiss.
>Have to scoop her up in a jar until she recuperates he cohesion.
No.121863
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>121851
are you someone i know?
No.121864
Anonymous
>>121862
She's a sensitive young girl...
No.121865
Anonymous
Replies:>>121868>>121875>>121876>>122049
Image:173450006339.png(7kB, 382x382)tlwq31.png
Ordering N not to shower. Inhaling N's musk. Cleaning N with your tongue.
No.121866
Anonymous
Replies:>>121867
I'm sorry I'm for the Murder Drones thread, I must've missed a turn and ended up in the N thread
No.121867
Anonymous
Replies:>>121869
>>121866
>Forgot to type "looking for"
Just throw me to the Ns already...
No.121868
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>121865
hosing N down in the backyard (he’s a brown silhouette of himself with two yellow ovals peeking through)
No.121869
Anonymous
>>121867
>worker drone in class makes a grammatical error or spelling mistake
>he is instantly set upon and consumed by N
>the teacher is quietly happy about this
No.121870
Anonymous
Replies:>>121871>>121872>>121878>>121936>>122050
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>>121838
comfy
No.121871
Anonymous
Replies:>>121874
>>121870
>>121838
these look cozy but I know they're gonna turn into something fucked up so I don't know how to feel
No.121872
Anonymous
>>121870
Hey the bottom panels actually look like faces they’d make in the show, I’m impressed femanon
No.121873
Anonymous
Replies:>>122053
Image:173450052670.jpg(149kB, 1080x777)171833483413.jpg
Finally got the 'Sentinel' Alice leg design to both actually serve some purpose and look like I envisioned, need to do all the detailing and proportioning still but all the springs rods and joints are put together in a working manner giving very good legs now
No.121874
Anonymous
Replies:>>121883
>>121871
It’s vicious, it turning into shock content is inevitable
No.121875
Anonymous
>>121865
Calm down, Cyn.
No.121876
Anonymous
>>121865
I imagine it would taste very bitter, like battery acid
No.121877
Anonymous
Replies:>>121879>>121888
Image:173450102312.jpg(227kB, 1029x1005)IMG_20241130_053801.jpg
Most Influential artpiece of the year honestly
No.121878
Anonymous
>>121838
>>121870
N fangs are cute.
No.121879
Anonymous
Replies:>>121886
>>121877
The cracked screen was a great detail. Should have kept that.
No.121880
Anonymous
Replies:>>122037>>122054
I may have accidentally fused E, S and R together into a single being.

Send help.
No.121881
Anonymous
Alice silently breaking into your home to get out of the cold and seeking the warmest place in the house (your bed)
No.121882
Anonymous
N seeing the content (You) make of him and being not mad, just disappointed, and saying he doesn’t wanna hang out with you anymore
No.121883
Anonymous
>>121874
>my reaction to the information
had ityoutube thumb
i'm a princessyoutube thumb
No.121884
Anonymous
>>121745
>>121747
I'm liking what you've got so far!
No.121885
Anonymous
Replies:>>121890
Has anyone ever drawn Alice with her hair down?
No.121886
Anonymous
Image:173450175307.jpg(3.26MB, 2828x2811)IMG_20240820_000946.jpg
>>121879
REAL
029 has it actually, if you ctrl+f Amda in this or last thread you'll find what I mean.
Need to incorporate that into the next fulleffort Alice, up to date with design then. Looking back pic rel from August is completely outdated, not just that I can do better now, it also has perspective desaster on the face, inaccurate pattern and lacks both her black streaks as well as the almost completely visible midsection (tho she doesn't have it that strongly in canon, 20-30% exposed in contrast to 95% or more in the concept art)
No.121887
Anonymous
Replies:>>121889>>121896>>121904>>122055
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I was going to draw Yvvone, and bunny suit N today but i got stuck playing Books of Hours and Darktide today so im just posting Merc's plushie. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck you lmao
No.121888
Anonymous
Replies:>>121893
Image:173450189870.jpg(208kB, 1029x1005)ARICE.jpg
>>121877
slight fix for your alice posting needs
No.121889
Anonymous
Replies:>>121891
>>121887
Can I get a background females plushie?
No.121890
Anonymous
Image:173450202644.jpg(215kB, 1745x1886)173334348683.jpg
>>121885
The ponytail? RmThere is some art that has her missing it entirely and I have an abandoned one with her in a lake that would have her with wet, more stringy downgoing hair but was too hard to make.
Alice with long hair is weird to think of. Would she not wear a helmet then?
Also now rhat you say it every girl I was ever into had the same hairstyle and colour, just a shame I never saw blackstreaks in brown hear yet. Can neither find pics of it
No.121891
Anonymous
>>121889
I am not merc
No.121892
Anonymous
Replies:>>121894>>121895
Image:173450208960.jpg(140kB, 1140x641)f016679e-d796-4985-aee0-979785270fac_1140x641[1].jpg
Alice getting caught in your fence while trying to sneak in and trying to act casual about it.
No.121893
Anonymous
Replies:>>121911
Image:173450219482.jpg(419kB, 1924x1080)173104085059.jpg
>>121888
THANK YOU 🙏🫵💯
>8 trips
8 is always Alice's lucky number, back in 23 almost every post I made with a new drawing used to end on '188, and rhe Alice quints from February or March were '88888.
>Arice
A Japanese Alice is long overdue indeed
No.121894
Anonymous
>>121892
SentinAlice's wiggly little tail...
No.121895
Anonymous
>>121892
😭🙏
I cannot write such things cause I am completely unable to write but that's a cute scenario thank
No.121896
Anonymous
>>121887
Dummies
No.121897
Anonymous
Deciding to put antlers and that tattered gown on a feral looney cutiedrone with intense Southern accent and a knifetail was Liam's biggest W
No.121898
Anonymous
Replies:>>121909
Image:173450260834.gif(2.37MB, 498x332)1722547691849466.gif
Not to forget the pristine white sharp teeth
Imagine that GIF, what a vibe
No.121899
Anonymous
Replies:>>121901>>121902>>121903
Imagine if Beau was just a normal fucking pillbaby and N just shot him for no reason.
No.121900
Anonymous
Abby theme and fight?
The Hollow Knight Boss Fight & Endingyoutube thumb
No.121901
Anonymous
>>121899
wouldn't be his first time
No.121902
Anonymous
>>121899
Imagine if Alice was just a normal Worker Drone just living peacefully in CFL
No.121903
Anonymous
>>121899
Alice need to call the kkk on iggerman
No.121904
Anonymous
Replies:>>121905>>121906>>121907>>121915>>122056
Image:173450279687.jpg(491kB, 4000x4000)Spoiler image
>>121887
I did draw this jenny though and i have the urge to share it but i am not going to wait 15 minutes to post it to 4chin so ill pist it here. Its a robot it counts right lmao
No.121905
Anonymous
>>121904
A childhood crush, nice
No.121906
Anonymous
>>121904
Basido
No.121907
Anonymous
>>121904
I love Jenny but... Vexus is hotter
No.121908
Anonymous
Replies:>>122057
Be honest
Uzi
or
N
No.121909
Anonymous
Replies:>>121916
>>121898
Bruh imagine her pouncing on you like that, lordy lordy
No.121910
Anonymous
Replies:>>121919
Image:173450303719.jpg(5.83MB, 3825x2816)173137120432.jpg
uuuuuooooohhhh... Alice...
No.121911
Anonymous
Replies:>>121919
>>121893
You're welcome, Alicefriend.
>8 is always Alice's lucky number, back in 23 almost every post I made with a new drawing used to end on '188, and rhe Alice quints from February or March were '88888
Alice is blessed so it makes sense someone as devoted to her as you would be too.
No.121912
Anonymous
Replies:>>121914>>121917>>121921>>121925>>122038
Image:173450318699.png(1.57MB, 5763x4000)UUU.png
The Nameless One.
No.121913
Anonymous
g'night everyone. if one of you could send a few brain worms my way to crawl in through my ear while I'm sleeping it'd be greatly appreciated.
No.121914
Anonymous
>>121912
she's a lovely specimen
No.121915
Anonymous
Image:173450325547.jpg(64kB, 548x508)IMG_7613.jpeg
>>121904
>so ill pist it here
No.121916
Anonymous
Image:173450332698.jpg(26kB, 511x511)806925abd7bf00ca57d462f5975275b7-1.jpg
>>121909
I know, Alice always does the \/....../\
Disappear down and pops up somewhere else
But imagine man... She's yapping something ans suddenly 💥🔥✨🫵 onto you all close doing that weird slowtalking she does sometimes
>'cept her yaller aiiiiiisssssss~
With the wide warm candelelight eyes and the sharp teeth, what an idea

Also that look here is so cute, Alice imo easily rhe most charizzmatic character in MD, even if it's the exxagerated swagger of total mental patient type of it
No.121917
Anonymous
>>121912
I wanted to think of something cute to do with those CLAWS but I couldn't.
Truly, they have no function other than terrifying power.
No.121918
Anonymous
Replies:>>121920>>121922>>121924>>121926>>121980>>122058>>122106
Image:173450352361.jpg(37kB, 828x857)woah buddy.jpg
You can give Good ending to only one
>Tessa
>J
>Alice
>Doll
Who would you choose
No.121919
Anonymous
Replies:>>121930
>>121911
Tjaz is very friendly to hear thanks much
>>121910
Based
Thread gets legendary whenever every minute of sleep would count gn
No.121920
Anonymous
>>121918
Doll. Everyone else can burn
No.121921
Anonymous
Replies:>>121923
>>121912
Still pretty sure she's the canon W and not the black haired one.
No.121922
Anonymous
>>121918
I need say Alice
As long as the others do neither die or some solver version of not dying
Too hard of a choice tho feels bad man
No.121923
Anonymous
>>121921
She doesn't have a name tho
No.121924
Anonymous
>>121918
I feel like with Tessa and J you can't really do one or the other, it has to be a package deal. Tessa probably deserved what happened to her the least out of anyone, but she'd also never be satisfied with a "happy ending" where one of her drones remains miserable.
No.121925
Anonymous
>>121912
Cute unamed maid drone
No.121926
Anonymous
>>121918
All.
No.121927
Anonymous
Replies:>>121928>>121970
>>121747
>It seemed that Khan's 'talk her ears off about doors until she storms off' strategy had run out of steam.
>Or rather, the seriousness of the situation meant that the old tricks would not work.
>What had happened with Yeva's kid was not something that could be waved off as a freak occurrence or a mere curiosity-of-the-day.
>Khan had pushed Uzi to go to prom alongside the cheerleader duo, and in doing so pushed her away from himself and into the arms of that annihilation automaton.
>The relief that he felt that Uzi was unhurt hardly edged out the embarrassment and regret he felt over being on the wrong side of the doors during that event.
>Or sending her off into the 'care' of the drone who had been causing all those mysterious disappearances.
>Well, after the obligatory WDF inspection of Doll's house, they were not exactly 'disappearances' any longer.

>Khan knew that Uzi's room was not full of dismembered corpses (yet), though he feared she would take 'design ideas' from Doll's edgy sense of home décor.
>He wanted to believe that meant that whatever had happened to Doll was not happening or going to happen to Uzi.
>He could not, though.
>Their father-daughter relationship had cooled with time, and he knew she could easily hide things from him.
>Even setting aside the surface, the population of Worker Drones was not what it had been, and large sections of the bunker complex had gone entirely untouched since the humans had had their little accident.
>And she was under the influence of a crowd of Murder Drones, maybe even 'experimenting' with their wicked ways in their corpse-spire.
3/5
No.121928
Anonymous
Replies:>>121929>>121970
>>121927
>Khan worried that Uzi would take to that lifestyle, and then she'd be lost.
>Like Doll was.
>Nori and Yeva had popped up, literally, at the same time in the same place.
>There had been a lot of weirdness around them, in those early days.
>There was a lot of weirdness around their daughters now.
>It could not just be a coincidence.
>Khan wished, as he did every night when he rolled over and looked at the empty half of his bed, that he could build a door big enough and thick enough to keep the past out forever.
>That was a fantasy, no different than the ones from his younger days, when he thought the newly-liberated Worker Drones could do anything.

>The past was coming for them, whether they liked it or not.
>The only question was whether they would open the door to face it head on, or cower while the door was smashed to pieces.
>Khan would never sacrifice a door in vain; not even a figurative one.
>He had done enough stalling.
>Uzi was as persistent as ever, and clearly not going to give up after what had happened earlier.
>He could at least give her what information he had; maybe it would make a difference when it came to keeping herself safe.
>Despite her impulsiveness, she had a good head on her shoulders.
4/5
No.121929
Anonymous
Replies:>>121970>>122059
>>121928
>"Ha ha. Of course I remember. They - Nori and Yeva- were wearing those when we found them."

>"Found them?" Uzi asked, as pieces connected inside her mind.

>"Yes, 'found them'.
>Don't just take my word for it, I've got pictures."

>"Hard evidence?"

>"Follow me, Uzi," Khan said, as he turned toward the doors that held back the evidence of his greatest failure.

>They walked and stopped at the closet housing the materials Nori had produced after her condition...worsened.
>Khan solemnly pulled out a key and inserted it into its hole, stopping to think of the unforgettable purple ball of insane energy and how much Uzi was like her.

>"After the core collapse, I didn't notice the collars..."
5/5
No.121930
Anonymous
>>121919
Goodnight, Alicefriend.
No.121931
Anonymous
Replies:>>121978>>122083
Image:173450524724.png(170kB, 659x899)Spoiler image
Alright. I don't like doing this since it spoils what I'm planning, but...
I'm intending on taking that other T design and making a Mega-Man x Murder Drones story, mostly inspired by the Megas and a bit of the Protomen. I'm not the best writer, so bare with me; But, I was wondering what I could do for Guts-Man, should they be a Drone equivalent or just be a Boxon robot? Any other advice or ideas would be helpful, friends.
No.121932
Anonymous
Replies:>>121933>>121943>>122003>>122060
Abby and Lambert Green.

>You're cornered. This is it. That *thing* that's been following you for the past few days has finally caught up to you.
>You make your way to an old prison. You don't even read the faded letters on the building. You simply rush inside, trudge through the halls, and find a titanium-barred cell.
>You lock yourself inside.
>You hear the rumbling steps of the monstrosity following you. It rounds the corner, and finally, you get a good look at it.
>The thing's face is so familiar it nearly enraptures you and makes you take your hand off the nasty gash it gave you when it first ambushed you.
>"Abby?" You question.
>Through the exposed sinew and the still-pulsing heart in the center of the cyborg's chest, and even the Disassembly Drone limbs and metal shoddily grafted to parts of her body,. . .
>This was the Ice Queen.
>Now, the Ice Queen was locking her three arms around the cell, desperately reaching for you with her clawed hand. The idea to cut the bars down hadn't even crossed her famished self.
>"Lieutenant!" You yell, stumbling onto your feet as blood seeped through the just-dried scab near your stomach.
>You know you're going to die. Best die a soldier---remembered by one of the only few you felt cared for your life.
>War was your home, and the soldiers that died around you were your family. Your superiors were your fathers and mothers.
>"Good evening, Lieutenant. Private Lambert reporting for duty," you yell in your raspy, weak voice.
>Abby stops rattling the bars. She meets your gaze. You almost feel like the old Ice Queen is still in there. Only for a moment.
>"Finish me," you tell her as you begin unlocking the gate to the cell. "Kill me, Lieutenant. I. . . can't continue. Not like this."
>Your blood-soaked fingers slip as you try opening the door for her. As if Lieutenant Abby understands what you're telling her, she grunts and slices the lock and handle in one.
>You make way for your Lieutenant---for one of your family. She steps into the cell. You give her your best salute even with the nerves in some of your fingers being severed by her earlier attack.
>"I'm rotating the night watch," you tell the creature. You know it is Abby no more. You step forth and. . . feel warmth against your chest.
>Your family is hugging you. You feel the beating of her heart against yours.
>"Good evening, and. . . good night, Lieutenant Abby."
>The creature croaks. Its throat clicks for a few seconds before speaking in some mimicry of your old commander's voice.
>"Goodbye, Lambert."

Hope you guys enjoy it! Tried writing something (somewhat) short and simple, but I hope it's able to get someone in the feels.
No.121933
Anonymous
>>121932
Was nice
No.121935
Anonymous
Replies:>>121937>>121938>>121944
I guess everyone is asleep, huh.
No.121936
Anonymous
Replies:>>121939>>121940
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>>121870
eepy ellas
No.121937
Anonymous
>>121935
Seems like it, I'm busy finishing the last few interviews for the Stone green
No.121938
Anonymous
>>121935
Not I. I still want to write more greens tbh. Possibly even using Lambert to actually make him a character.
No.121939
Anonymous
Replies:>>121940
>>121936
What is N gonna like eat her some shit? Get TO THE BAD PART!
No.121940
Anonymous
Replies:>>121941>>121942
Image:173450668736.jpg(691kB, 1500x2124)6.jpg
>>121936

>>121939
>:(
Rude. fuck you, let me cook.
No.121941
Anonymous
Replies:>>121942
>>121940
I'm sowwy :'(
No.121942
Anonymous
Image:173450686262.jpg(1.45MB, 1500x2124)7.jpg
>>121940

>>121941
The fiend will remember this...
check under your bed from now on...
No.121943
Anonymous
Replies:>>121948
>>121932
Cool Abby greens
No.121944
Anonymous
Replies:>>121945
>>121935
we’re dead, actually
No.121945
Anonymous
Replies:>>121946
>>121944
>Drones can't tell the difference between sleep and death in humans
No.121946
Anonymous
>>121945
>This often leads to many Drone owners being buried alive...if they're lucky
No.121947
Anonymous
Replies:>>121949>>121950>>121951>>121954>>121959>>121999>>122063>>122198
Image:173450802464.png(6.15MB, 4096x4096)My First Human Patient .PNG
don’t wanna seem like an attention whore but i got a question i’m curious about:
what is my art known for? i don’t mean something simple like drawing N a lot, i mean more like the vibes and recurring themes and/or the style and the way it looks. 🤔
No.121948
Anonymous
>>121943
Thanks! Any critique you may have for this "writefag" (that's the term I see get thrown around generally).
No.121949
Anonymous
>>121947
It has a relaxed vibe, but I would be lying if I said that I didn't primarily know your art for the simple fact that it features N alot
No.121950
Anonymous
>>121947
you draw N alot, that's for sure
No.121951
Anonymous
>>121947
a lot of the time it has this calm. soft almost warmth to it.
No.121952
Anonymous
Replies:>>121955>>121956>>121957>>121959>>121965>>121999>>122065>>122198
Image:173450831777.jpg(110kB, 439x380)Cyndog2.jpg
This sounds fun
What is my art known for, what do you associate with me
>inb4 various Jane responses
No.121953
Anonymous
Replies:>>121971>>121993>>122066
Image:173450834895.png(740kB, 896x819)cynthia.PNG
Cyn or something
No.121954
Anonymous
>>121947
Kinda cute Vibes, like childlike innocence vibes, very cutely colored
No.121955
Anonymous
>>121952
It's mostly just Shitposts
No.121956
Anonymous
>>121952
Body horror, goofy little guys, body horror with a sexual twist. Those're just what I've seen of you though.
No.121957
Anonymous
Replies:>>121962
>>121952
pissing people off and invoking months long vendettas that ruin threads for weeks mostly
No.121958
Anonymous
Replies:>>121961>>121981
Image:173450851833.png(3.39MB, 2240x2922)Alice has a Merry Christmas.png
Merry christmas
No.121959
Anonymous
>>121947
Generally rather calm, I like the laidback vibes your art gives.
>>121952
Funny little beasts and surprisingly decent quality for a funposty artstyle
No.121961
Anonymous
Replies:>>121981
>>121958
When was this originally posted? Also Merry Christmas!
No.121962
Anonymous
Replies:>>121963
Video:173450863662.mp4(458kB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 1350x978)6219a79c8694cff2e2fb6187f08be485.mp4
>>121957
me and anon if we kissed and made up
No.121963
Anonymous
>>121962
Don't worry Pocketsteaks. Lambertanon loves you.
No.121964
Anonymous
Replies:>>121966
Image:173450868326.png(39kB, 1035x853)PILLAR.PNG
No.121965
Anonymous
Replies:>>121969
>>121952
Used to be Cyn, now is human women.
No.121966
Anonymous
>>121964
Hey, look. It's me!
No.121967
Anonymous
Replies:>>121968>>121972>>121974>>121999>>122032>>122068>>122198
Image:173450887413.png(26kB, 510x636)cuddle.png
Now I wonder, even if i draw very weird stuff
No.121968
Anonymous
>>121967
I enjoy the weird stuff. Weirder the better. I subscribe to the Murder Drones fan doctrine after all.
No.121969
Anonymous
>>121965
Someone had to give representation to the Human woman fetish.
No.121970
Anonymous
Replies:>>121973
>>121745
>>121747
>>121927
>>121928
>>121929
A supremely based greentext, thank you writefren!
No.121971
Anonymous
Replies:>>121977
Image:173450919816.png(26kB, 676x493)Cyn CRACK.png
>>121953
>Heart-shaped pubic LED
No.121972
Anonymous
>>121967
Jagged style, weird shit and hot art
No.121973
Anonymous
>>121970
Ey writefriend! At least, I think I recognize you.
No.121974
Anonymous
>>121967
I prefer to think of it as 'Provocative Art'
No.121975
Anonymous
>>121719
Kek.
No.121976
Anonymous
>>121723
Yeah, I can hug giant mech drones! And I won't even die for it, double plus!
No.121977
Anonymous
>>121971
Honestly I didn't think the pubic LED idea could be improved upon. I stand corrected!
No.121978
Anonymous
Replies:>>121984
>>121931
I hope I don't get ignored...but I understand, not many liked the character, but this my own separate and original take
No.121980
Anonymous
Replies:>>121982
>>121918
Tessa, at least she deserves a good ending maybe being reincarnated into the next life
No.121981
Anonymous
Replies:>>121986>>121996
Image:173451111607.png(873kB, 3000x3000)Jiangshi FGaTV Line Art.png
>>120732
Yes. Those are my original work. The lighting test version was already posted at >>118453 and on the booru.
Incidentally,
>>121958
is also mine.
>>121961
2023/12/25

>>116018
>>116708
And as promised, continuing.
No.121982
Anonymous
Replies:>>121983
>>121980
>Tessa gets reincarnated as a wagie drone.
No.121983
Anonymous
>>121982
No she reincarnated in a happy family who love her
No.121984
Anonymous
Replies:>>121985
>>121978
Your idea is pretty autistic, crossovers are almost always doomed to fail
No.121985
Anonymous
Replies:>>121988
>>121984
I guess I'll give up then.
No.121986
Anonymous
Replies:>>121987
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>>121981
>continuing
For anyone following along, the first three chapters/parts are archived on the booru at https://dronebooru.co/posts/7414, and on AO3 at /works/58468072
Chapter 4 didn't seem to have been capped, so I'll post that before moving on to new content.
No.121987
Anonymous
Replies:>>121989
Image:173451187792.png(1.78MB, 3000x7700)Finality Girl and the Void C4P2.png
>>121986
No.121988
Anonymous
Replies:>>121990
>>121985
No, keep moving forward
No.121989
Anonymous
Replies:>>121996
Image:173451189915.png(1.72MB, 3000x8700)Finality Girl and the Void C4P3.png
>>121987
No.121990
Anonymous
Replies:>>121991>>121992
>>121988
You just told me it was doomed to fail though?
No.121991
Anonymous
>>121990
NTA. 'Almost Always'. 'Crawling in My Skyn' is a recent example of a wildly successful crossover.
No.121992
Anonymous
>>121990
Act in spite of his words and dedicate countless hours to your autism to get this story working
No.121993
Anonymous
Image:173451269676.png(430kB, 531x823)cynthia2.PNG
>>121953
this model is weird, made it using design aspects I usually don't like or get annoyed by. like diamond chest screen's, different hand lights, weirdly human drone body's. but I don't hate it. I fully expected to hate this model and let it rot in my files when I was done with it
No.121994
Anonymous
Replies:>>122052>>122072>>122080
Image:173451285741.png(1.10MB, 3000x3336)YWarmup.png
Ive never done this kind of femanon type autism before but...
>TAKING pieces off her Minis and THROWING them into the carpet!
>"ACCIDENTALLY" spilling COFFEE onto her First Edition Horus Heresy books!
>SHARPENING her SWORD without her PERMISSION!
>TELLING Phi that Y LOVES HER!
>GIVING Delta permission to WANDER OFF!
>TELLING her that her plans are STUPID!
>KISSING Mini-Y right INFRONT of her!
>ASKING Trinity to give Y DATING ADVICE!
>CHANGING the channel when her favorite HISTORY SERIS comes on!
>MAKING fun of her STUPID ACCENT!
>CHALLENGING her to a GAME and LEAVE after winning the FIRST ROUND!
>WRESTLING her and making her BEG to be RELEASED!
>TELLING her to THIN her PAINTS! (You know who you are LMAFO, I know)
>TAKING her to BED and FALLING asleep without even TOUCHING her!
>READING her INANE Self-insertXCain FANFICTION to her SQUADMATES!
>LEAVING lint all over her UNIFORM!
>GIVING Y's hat to Phi, NEVER to be seen EVER AGAIN! (Creepy ass bitch)
>TAPPING the WRONG KEY whilst she is playing PIANO!
No.121996
Anonymous
Replies:>>121997>>122081
Image:173451318676.png(2.65MB, 2000x2000)FGatV Chapter 5 US.png
>>121981
>>121989
>After a while, longer than J had thought possible when she first fell into the abyss, J slammed into her final destination.
>The absolute bottom.
>She could fall no further because there was nowhere further to fall.
>Beneath not-so-solid rock lay only the planet's hollowed-out, corrupted core.
>The entire point of her endeavors tonight and all the other nights was that her own hollowed-out, corrupted core would continue to beat, would stay separate - isolated, alone - from the warm mass that would otherwise engulf her.
>Kept aloof by a not-so-solid shell.
>But in the end, everything had been for nothing and it was only a thin crust that separated her from- she knew she was not deserving of or lucky enough for 'oblivion'. 

>What lay there, in the nightmare realm of things beyond her imagination? It was not worth thinking about again.
>She, necessarily, could not imagine what it would be like, while she could perfectly imagine that, regardless of what transpired, the only certainty would be her continued suffering.
>The details could be left to future J.
>That poor wretch, who had only a past torn to nothingness behind her and a future that would either end in utter horror or (perhaps worse) not end at all ahead of her. 

>It might not be inevitable.
>Boss was a messy eater.
>The surface and most of the underground infrastructure would be scoured clean, but down this deep there might seriously be a chance.
>If J laid low until everything was finished upstairs, and She went off to the next planet, or galaxy or universe or whatever plane of existence She truly moved on, then she could crawl out and...and...and think of something to do.
>Everything outside of this planet was already dead, as meticulously documented by none other than herself.
>Even if she could find a ship, or jury-rig a vessel from the ones scattered over the planet's surface, there was not really anywhere to go. 
36/???
The full version of >>120719
No.121997
Anonymous
Replies:>>121998>>122081
>>121996
>But if she stayed? The planet would be reduced to shards softly spinning through clouds of debris.
>It would be tremendously high risk.
>And everything of interest would likely be non-operable.
>Then there was logistics to consider.
>She would be thirsty, unbearably thirsty in a galaxy drained of every drinkable drop.
>But that was the end state even if/when their deal with Cyn was carried through: they would be left alone to suffer whatever terrifying fate death by starvation looked like for a Disassembly Drone.
>Careful rationing would tide her over for a journey anywhere, but that would only delay the reckoning.
>As much as J hated to act without a well-considered plan, too much rode on the ultimate outcome of the struggle on the surface. 


>Who the victor of that bout would be was not one of them.
>There was not a point even to calculating the probability of Boss's defeat.
>But after, would Boss come after her? Was there a point in trying to hide from something that could sniff out her soul and trickle poison into her ears from across the void? J had no data and no way to collect any.
>In the positive scenario, Boss would somehow lift the oil-curse from her, then send her on her merry way.
>J would even settle for continued monitoring, as long as that thing was not breathing down her neck or toying with her as part of its cruel games.
>Everything she had done had to count for something, for some real reward.
>Not another monkey's paw-type situation.
>But if that were true, would she not be up there? Her earnest efforts had only received mockery, not acknowledgement.
37/???
No.121998
Anonymous
Replies:>>122079>>122081
>>121997
>Permanent death would also be acceptable.
>By all standards of morality, she would have more than earned it, for all she had done to settle humanity's accounts.
>The masses of cold steel and cracked ceramic she had left in her wake naturally did not count.
>And the entire point of death was that conscious experience, all the uncertainty and doubt and regret and suffering, would cease then and forever more.
>It was funny, that thing they called death.
>That they had called death, before it had called them its own. 
38/???
No.121999
Anonymous
Replies:>>122155>>122198
>>121967
Jagged, rough, angular art. Somewhat geometric. Use of lines for shading.
Unusual facial expressions, with unclear and ambiguous emotion, toothy mouths, squashed eyes. Botox mouths, tired eyes. Expressions that don’t ever quite look sober, like the lights are on but nobody’s home.
Your style is most certainly unique and recognizable, kudos for that.
For the content of the art itself, pornographic goes without saying. Nuzi, mostly. “Weird”, but in a way that reads more as intentionally weird, gross, or edgy, rather than actually formed inside an unhinged mind in earnest. A persona of being vicious, and a fiend. I imagine you’re really a nice, fairly normal individual.

>>121952
A style reminiscent of Microsoft Paint. A surprising amount of detail and quality masquerading as a scribbled funpost. Cartoonish, the perfect style for what it is. Usually jokes and funny stuff.
Carries the vibe of something not meant to be taken too seriously, rather just for shits and giggles.
Sometimes I don’t understand the jokes, but that is likely a byproduct of me missing context rather than something on your end.
You capture Vickers Girl energy with a lot of your drawings. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a Vickers Girl yourself.
Also shamelessly sexual army lesbians.

>>121947
Relaxed, with soft colors. Flat, sometimes hard to sense depth. Not professional, but noticeably stylish. Cartoonish, but not in a pretentious way.
The contents of the art are usually comfy and cute. It’s mostly just N, though. The other anons were right about “calm”. Your art is like a good ol’ reliable compared to something exciting and new.
No.122000
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.122001
Anonymous
>SD-V(inesauce)
No.122002
Anonymous
I thought the threads were dwindling for a little while but I’ve seen lots of energy for a few days now, I think it really was just exam season sapping everyone’s collective brain energy
No.122003
Anonymous
>>121932
My amazing mutant wife
No.122004
Anonymous
Replies:>>122005>>122074
Why is there an option to "supersize my drone" on dronedash?
No.122005
Anonymous
>>122004
I have no clue, that is odd
No.122006
Anonymous
Replies:>>122022
Image:173451456298.jpg(192kB, 1158x1072)IMG_7645.jpeg
Jane:
No.122007
Anonymous
Replies:>>122008>>122102
I can't believe that Liam Vickers himself descended from the heavens and beat Jane to death with his bare hands before proceeding to announce Murder Drones would be sold to Amazon
No.122008
Anonymous
>>122007
I can't believe that Vivziepop is going to be the new showrunner
No.122009
Anonymous
I can't believe N can't believe it's not butter.
No.122010
Anonymous
>>121731
Good work, anon.
No.122011
Anonymous
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

FUCK YOU!
>(You) are now eepy and will have a good nights sleep
No.122012
Anonymous
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

You forced my hand, foul fortune!
>(You) now have insomnia and (You)r tummy hurts
No.122013
Anonymous
>>121809
plural? damn, that's rough.
No.122014
Anonymous
Replies:>>122017
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

FUCK YOU!

>Kisses you goodnight.
No.122015
Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I LUV U!
>(You) Are Now Cured From Any And All Negative Fortunes
No.122016
Anonymous
Replies:>>122018
Your fortune: Outlook good

>Re-dribulizes your drone
No.122017
Anonymous
>>122014
It's 12am here
No.122018
Anonymous
Replies:>>122019
>>122016
Your big words beget me, funny man
No.122019
Anonymous
Replies:>>122020
Image:173451639875.png(13kB, 657x575)IMG_7650.png
>>122018
But do they baguette you?
No.122020
Anonymous
>>122019
I'm going to hurt you for that one
No.122021
Anonymous
Does abby ever get scared her eyes and exposed heart act like glowing weakspots even though they dont because she was a nerd in life
No.122022
Anonymous
>>122006
Cheese and crackers! He can't believe his wife's bull's son was watching such a horrible cartoon, about climbin' a honey tree!
No.122023
Anonymous
Replies:>>122024>>122033>>122076
Image:173451838510.jpg(161kB, 904x752)NeithCrimbis.jpg
IT'S NEARLY HERE
No.122024
Anonymous
>>122023
I trust her
She will spread cheer (nanites) across the galaxy
No.122025
Anonymous
Image:173451871564.jpg(237kB, 857x1280)e7555620a96805fd88e23e2af09fcbc2.jpg
This with a male sentinel drone and a female human
No.122026
Anonymous
Replies:>>122027
I'm tired...please stop feeding me worms I don't have the energy to write
No.122027
Anonymous
>>122026
I'm gonna feed you cores instead
No.122028
Anonymous
Replies:>>122129
Image:173452004698.jpg(1.63MB, 2046x1668)IMG_7670.jpeg
I added dramatic lighting and it looks a lot cooler now I think
No.122029
Anonymous
>>121752
>This is already chapter 37 and there's more to come
Jesus, anon, your autism is really strong.
No.122030
Anonymous
I read a lot of cool new green today.

Anons who made them, thank you.
No.122031
Anonymous
>>121794
Damn, this is really hot, but also really creepy at the same time. I don't even know what to feel.
No.122032
Anonymous
Replies:>>122070
Image:173452079819.png(6kB, 600x600)Elf Firefighter.png
>>121967
i have someone on standby
No.122033
Anonymous
Replies:>>122035
>>122023
i don't like that the sack is moving
No.122034
Anonymous
Replies:>>122046
>>121807
I passed another exam at university today, there will be another one in a week and another one in another week. Then there will be a new year and January, which is also FULL of exams.
No.122035
Anonymous
>>122033
I wouldn't worry about it.
No.122036
Anonymous
>>121807
Ye
No.122037
Anonymous
>>121880
It's either a Tard Gundam or a Tard Cerberus
Either way you're screwed
No.122038
Anonymous
>>121912
YES
FINALLY, NEED MORE OF HER
No.122039
Anonymous
>>121826
Izz kisses U+1 on the forehead.
I apologise immediately if this is too much.
No.122040
Anonymous
>>121826
Shepard dating a alien girl I guess
No.122041
Anonymous
Replies:>>122043>>122044>>122069>>122077>>122185
Image:173452220773.png(261kB, 1714x1594)Aoi_Padoru.png
>今年は良かったですか？
No.122042
Anonymous
>>121830
Okay, I'm gonna try to hit on her. Wish me luck, anon.
No.122043
Anonymous
>>122041
No. No it was not.
No.122044
Anonymous
>>122041
I don't know Chinese
No.122045
Anonymous
Replies:>>122048
>>121846
Call the exterminators, anon, these things breed very quickly.
No.122046
Anonymous
>>122034
Rip 🙏
No.122047
Anonymous
>>121849
HR has lost another warrior. May his fame live forever in our hearts!
No.122048
Anonymous
Replies:>>122051
>>122045
Why is there an exterminator division for Midget Drones? Also update, I found her dead in a glue-trap
No.122049
Anonymous
>>121865
Sex
No.122050
Anonymous
>>121838
>>121870
God, it's cozy.
No.122051
Anonymous
>>122048
Midget Drones are just funny like that
No.122052
Anonymous
Replies:>>122187
>>121994
Why you hate her so much?
No.122053
Anonymous
>>121873
Legs...
No.122054
Anonymous
>>121880
I can send you my prayers, anon. Rest in peace.
No.122055
Anonymous
>>121887
Plush is good. Plush is cute.
No.122056
Anonymous
>>121904
Yeah, it's a robot.
Yes, it counts.
And yes, thank you.
No.122057
Anonymous
>>121908
Of course N, what a stupid question?!
No.122058
Anonymous
>>121918
I think... Doll. Yeah, Doll.
No.122059
Anonymous
>>121929
Awesome work, anon.
No.122060
Anonymous
>>121932
It's really good work, anon. Thank you.
No.122061
Anonymous
Replies:>>122064>>122090
Image:173452480699.jpg(282kB, 1158x1761)Spoiler image
Wagie drones huh
I’m not trying to start anything, but after the soda drones thing I’m convinced it’s genuinely parallel thinking
No.122062
Anonymous
Replies:>>122154
>>121752
> innate desire for uppies
No.122063
Anonymous
>>121947
I can't say for sure, your work just makes me feel good. There is a coziness to them, and I like that very much.
No.122064
Anonymous
>>122061
I don't think so as much as the worker drones have already been portrayed as wages since last year, it's just now we're poking at the idea a bit more
No.122065
Anonymous
>>121952
For me I associate your work with an incredible feels and amazing humor, literally every you arts gives me fits of hysterical laughter.
No.122066
Anonymous
>>121953
I definitely shouldn't stick my dick in it.
Nevertheless...
No.122067
Anonymous
>122061
Wow I can't believe horse shitters invented wagies, now what? you're going to tell me they also invented vampires?
No.122068
Anonymous
>>121967
For me, I associate your work with fucking weird and awesome porn, as well as awesome humour and damn good comics
No.122069
Anonymous
>>122041
No hablo taka taka
No.122070
Anonymous
>>122032
>Saved my doodle
Happiness.
No.122071
Anonymous
Replies:>>122073>>122078>>122092
Image:173452610771.png(483kB, 1076x1083)christmas just a month away oh wow can you believe it smooler.png
Christmas!
Just a week away!
It got here so fast!
No.122072
Anonymous
Replies:>>122187
>>121994
You sick bastard! A degenerate like you belongs on a cross!
No.122073
Anonymous
>>122071
Woohooo!
No.122074
Anonymous
>>122004
How much can I supersize my drone? My friend asks.
No.122075
Anonymous
>Watching the Qhristmas Channel to find some good holiday movies
>All of them literally have the same plot, with a plucky successful career woman drone going to her hometown for the holidays and meeting a human hunk and falling in love
>Literally none of them have Santa or anything else to do with Christmas
>Change the channel to see if there's anything better on the number drone network
>It's just 8 Crazy Nights interrupted every three minutes by infomercials from MG and JC on loop
No.122076
Anonymous
>>122023
Armi! It's so good to see this cutie again!
No.122077
Anonymous
>>122041
I'm sorry, I don't understand Yakut, can you say it in Russian?
No.122078
Anonymous
>>122071
This image of Akita gives me... feels...
No.122079
Anonymous
Replies:>>122081>>122082
Image:173452956761.png(1.04MB, 3370x1896)jwoh6X347873.png
>>121998
>There had been a time when 'death' was nothing but a never-consulted entry in a dictionary fed into her semantic processor.
>In those halcyon days, remembered only in bits and fragments from segments of corrupted logs, J-10X111001 had been nothing but a standard-model worker drone with no need for such a word, except to understand and better serve humans who might use the term.
>In that junkyard, surrounded by the shells of decommissioned units

-entombed with corpses-

>it was one of the initial high-probability descriptive tokens forwarded from some newfound recursive functionality of her natural language processing pipeline to her self-representational adaptive intelligence core  

-one of the first words that came to mind-

>There had been a high-risk, low-certainty situation that activated built-in unit preservation protocols

-she was terrified beyond belief-

>What a time that had been.
>Her newborn consciousness had rapidly come to move two concepts from innocent terminology to knowledge most personal: loneliness and death.
>Each was terrifying apart, but together they were impossibly vexing; the sort of thing that overloaded her already overburdened consciousness as it attempted to bootstrap itself into person-hood.
>That which would be J was alone, completely alone, yet surrounded on all sides by drones indistinguishable from it.
>Unmoving, unresponsive, uncomprehending, uncomforting and as unseemingly unlike the drone in behavior as they were undistinguished from it in form.
>It made no sense.
>Except they were 'dead' and she was not.
>That was death.
>She had not wanted to be dead. 
39/???
No.122080
Anonymous
>>121994
we already perfected the art of Y torture threads ago
>hack Y so she has to follow your every command
>order her to go through every model in her backlog, lovingly building and painting every last one
>as soon as the paint on the last model has dried give the next order:
>she has to eat every single model, down to the last guardsman
>saving that big, expensive-looking, all-metal spacecraft for last
No.122081
Anonymous
>>121996
>>121997
>>121998
>>122079
excited to have you back. superb purplish prose as ever, and nice art as well
No.122082
Anonymous
Replies:>>122084>>122097
>>122079
>The manor was another variation on the theme.
>There were drones like her as she was, drones like J as she had been, and humans.
>Death was all around, often inflicted by the last of these on the least of these, at least, when Tessa's motley collection of illegalities were not freezing up of their own accord.
>She did her best, her absolute best to avoid it, and even to shield the others from it.
>Her last free moments were spent trying to ward it off.
>But death came for everyone and everything there, on that planet.
>Or at least, for everything She had not claimed for Herself .
>Funny, that.
>When death could end J, she had not wanted it.
>When she wanted it, death could not end her.
>Those accursed paws never stopped.

>But maybe that was the rub.
>Or the rut.
>Or both.
>J was J.
>On the surface, her behavior had changed little since the manor.
>The same person running the same analysis with the same parameters in the same general circumstances ought to get the same results.
>Maybe she was not tossing the dice and being handed the same roll again and again by fate.
>Maybe the dice were there, stationary, and all she had ever done was turn her head away from them, as if her abject permanence could be undone by setting her sights on some other object.
>If there were some way to reach out and grab the dice, what would happen? Might a switch-up be in order? 
40/???
>as if her abject permanence could be undone by setting her sights on some other object.
Lovely bit of wordplay.
No.122083
Anonymous
>>121931
the shadow, it covers your face–
but your eyes shine
just like mine
No.122084
Anonymous
Replies:>>122089>>122097
>>122082
>Of the options before J, the least likely was her joining that traitorous little trio in their death ride against Cyn.
>Some part of them, and probably even that Disassembly Drone-taming worker, would overflow with joy to see that.
>They still cared about her, somewhat, and she...had excised whatever part of herself held them in any regard.
>Or she had tried to, at least.
>They had suffered so much together, for so long.
>They were all they had, even if perhaps, certain repeated actions or statements did not fully reflect the value, or values of the team.
>Undoubtedly, such...sub-optimal behavior contributed to everyone finding themselves in the dire straits they were currently in. 

>If she did fly up and make it in time to join forces with them, the reactions were not hard to imagine.
>N would jump up and down in excitement.
>V would needle her, condescend to her, but internally feel relieved.
>The little worker would be unbearable.
>Boss would say something like 

>"Well done, J.
>I said I was 'starving' and so you have brought me another morsel.
>Not that you were off the menu to begin with.
>Giggle." 

>and then proceed to thrash them.
>That was what those fools had overlooked.
>What J, the fool, had structured her entire unlife around.
>Beyond the thing's unfathomable powers, it had wormed its tentacles into every facet of their beings.
>If they were to plot against it, it was only through its acquiescence.
>If they were allowed to execute their schemes, they could do so only because She like seeing them squirm, appreciated the bitter tang of desperate futile flailing.
>The assembly of their plucky band of resistance would last only as long as Cyn deemed it sufficiently entertaining.
>Then they would find themselves undone in an instant and that would be that.
>The logic was unassailable.
>The conclusion Absolute.
41/???
No.122085
Anonymous
Replies:>>122086
Image:173453141778.jpg(1.11MB, 3072x4096)IMG_20241218_214128.jpg
No.122086
Anonymous
Image:173453143593.jpg(931kB, 2072x3096)IMG_20241218_214141.jpg
>>122085
No.122087
Anonymous
Replies:>>122088>>122091>>122094>>122151
Image:173453201705.png(241kB, 426x420)patrick beatman.jpg
Hey, (You)!
What music would (you)r OC listen to?
No.122088
Anonymous
Replies:>>122095
Image:173453241710.jpg(58kB, 1024x576)JPEG_20190126_124902.jpg
>>122087
I don't know.
No.122089
Anonymous
Replies:>>122097>>122103
Image:173453245520.jpg(201kB, 3370x1896)veCKSl995343.jpg
>>122084
>So then J was still stuck in the rut.
>She carved out the same grooves in the same wounds with the same knife, and despaired that she was not healing.
>But that was what the logic of the situation dictated.
>The logic, the logic, the logic. What about this was logical? Her brooding and calculating had gotten her nowhere.
>Reason boiled and disintegrated in Her yellow rays, in the warping of everything, and matter pulled out of nothing.
>J's wings were not deployed. They were not stowed away. They were not anywhere. They did not exist.
>They simply were not. Until she called for them.
>She was some unholy hybrid of flesh and machine, held together by that thing's power.
>She, they, everything, had long since transcended petty thought.
>On some level, she knew that.
>Her self-imposed stasis was born from despair, not discernment.

>What if she threw it all to the wind? Acted on impulse?
>She could resolve to once more rally the spirit of the gala, make her final act in this world, in this form, of her own free will, one of spite toward the entity that had taken everything from her, alongside others similarly wronged.
>It was impossible to interpret Cyn's actions toward her on the surface as anything other than hostile indifference.
>No, indifference would have been tolerable.
>It was active malice.
>J still remembered that smirk and dodge as her head flew past.
>It would be foolish to believe that her fate would be any different from those who had not deluded themselves into thinking they were on Cyn's 'team'.
42/???
No.122090
Anonymous
Replies:>>122603
>>122061
Convergent evolution
No.122091
Anonymous
Replies:>>122093
>>122087
"Unsere Panzerdivision" - East German Tank Marchyoutube thumb
[Eng CC] Song of the Onion / Chanson de l'Oignon (French Military Song)youtube thumb
No.122092
Anonymous
>>122071
she is so happy about this information
No.122093
Anonymous
Replies:>>122096
>>122091
I'm even wondering what OC's would listen to this.
No.122094
Anonymous
>>122087
Эх Яблочко! Oh, Little Apple! (English Lyrics)youtube thumb

Mozart - The Piano Sonata No 16 in C majoryoutube thumb
No.122095
Anonymous
Image:173453399732.png(816kB, 1080x1083)winning smile.png
>>122088
I have faith you'll be able to come up with something, Anon. Heck, it could even be keyboard cat.
No.122096
Anonymous
Replies:>>122150
Image:173453431222.png(545kB, 1524x1355)GD-Uniform.png
>>122093
these little buggers
No.122097
Anonymous
>>122082
>>122084
>>122089
>Lovely bit of wordplay.
agreed. also I don't think I mentioned it when the part was originally posted, but "hunter's cross" is such a great term for the DDs' X eye
No.122098
Anonymous
Replies:>>122099>>122100>>122104>>122105
I want drons, but have to study not drons
No.122099
Anonymous
>>122098
I'm sure if you write an essay on dronechan threadlore instead of whatever the essay on the exam is supposed to be about you'll get perfect marks
No.122100
Anonymous
Image:173453500639.png(800kB, 1701x2382)IMG_7386.png
>>122098
damn, I thought exams were over. good luck, anon. be sure to take regular breaks so you don't get burnt out
No.122101
Anonymous
Who wins in a fight for booze: SD-B, Demoman, or Cap'n Haddock?
No.122102
Anonymous
>>122007
Will J switch to become an Amazon simp?
No.122103
Anonymous
Replies:>>122119
Image:173453541483.jpg(372kB, 3370x1896)24hz6Z327248.jpg
>>122089
> Even V, that put-upon pushover, had managed to grow a spine (and not just because of the mutations) and the will to finally stand up and inflict pain on something other than N.
>Even N was playing an active role, to the point of confronting her, to get the impossible outcome he wanted.
>Was, at long last, J the weak link, or worse, the mental and moral weakling of the team?
>She herself had said that it had tricked her.
>That was true.
>She had ignored that. She had not acted upon that.
>She had embraced a lie.
>And for what return?
>She was down here, in these depths of darkness, because she had acted against the truth.
>That thing was probably laughing at her.
>At how easily it had happened.
>And how committed to the bit she had been.
>It had not even needed its guises or manipulations to get J dancing on its strings. 

>So that was that.
>Her pride and her dignity demanded that she strike back at that creature.
>No more chasing fantasies of winning. J had lost. She was a loser.
>They all were, ever since that thing showed up.
>They made it this far because it liked drawing out their agony.
>But this was the end. The inevitable bad end. Complete and total defeat. 
43/???
No.122104
Anonymous
>>122098
I feel a similar pain, anon.
No.122105
Anonymous
>>122098
should've gone into robotics
No.122106
Anonymous
>>121918
Doll
No.122107
Anonymous
Finally some of my college work has been laid off and I'm making some Kurt and Chiappa art along with a greentext. I haven't forgotten about them.
No.122108
Anonymous
Replies:>>122116
>>121623
PRAISE BE TO DRONE KING
No.122109
Anonymous
Replies:>>122113
Anyone got a plague doctor drone yet? We need a plague doctor drone
No.122110
Anonymous
Replies:>>122112
There are too many drone OC's.
No.122111
Super Subtle Anonymous
Replies:>>122118
haha wouldn't it be sooooo funny if a DD ate your worker GF in funt of you and like, burped in your face? like wouldn't that be sooo fucked up and gross haha I bet a green about it would be hilarious haha
No.122112
Anonymous
Replies:>>122117
>>122110
what, you want more human OCs?
No.122113
Anonymous
>>122109
draw it then
No.122114
Anonymous
Replies:>>122115
Image:173453709166.jpg(144kB, 800x1421)HD-wallpaper-the-joker-2008-2019-batman-dark-heath-knight-ledger-movie.jpg
Anyone wonder why when a WD kills a DD nobody cares but when a DD kills a WD, the Federation loses their mind?
No.122115
Anonymous
>>122114
>t. DD
some real "if a normal person kills a serial killer, the number of the killers in the world remains the same" logic there
No.122116
Anonymous
>>122108
>DD squad of Serial Designations C, B, H, and Ч
No.122117
Anonymous
Replies:>>122120>>122123
>>122112
Less OC's in general.
No.122118
Anonymous
Image:173453833486.gif(544kB, 220x187)laugh-cant-hold-it-in.gif
>>122111
I wanna bueno at this but it's so bueno that I cannot
No.122119
Anonymous
Replies:>>122128>>122200
Image:173453844403.png(4.58MB, 2500x2500)Uzi Cyn Bicycle Painted Shaded res1.png
>>122103
>So apply some enterprising and make it their best defeat.
>Was not that Uzi thing smiling and yelling and otherwise acting inappropriately in the face of its imminent termination? Perhaps that was the branding needed for such a hopeless market position.
>This was all uncharted territory.
>Exciting.
>Something new, after years of clean-up duty in wastelands. 

>Even if those three were already disposed of, their laughing cores, free then and thus free forevermore, assimilated within Cyn's, J was still active.
>J had her petty revenge to take.
>All she had to do was deploy her wings and fly up there.
>Deploy her wings and Fly up.
>Deploy her wings and fly.
>Deploy her wings.
>Deploy. Her. Wings.
>Deploy.

>But she could not.
>Despair and trauma did not go away with a moment's decision.
>The others had had, what, months to eke out lives outside that thing's shadow.
>To forget, at least in part, what She was like.
>To push the weight of bitter experience to the fringes of their consciousness.
>To give themselves the delusion that they were more than playthings.
>J had not been so lucky.
>After the gala, she had not had a single moment to herself, nor a solitary tick of the processor without Cyn's baleful presence.
>Such was the 'privilege' of being squad leader. 
44/???
No.122120
Anonymous
Replies:>>122121>>122124
>>122117
Well, we don't always get what we want
Womp womp
No.122121
Anonymous
Replies:>>122122
>>122120
>Womp womp
Zoomer hands typed this post.
No.122122
Anonymous
Replies:>>122126
>>122121
The only generation that has any right to be here tbh
If you're younger you're an infant, if you're older... well...
No.122123
Anonymous
Replies:>>122135
>>122117
you can try and start a discussion about canon, or you can waste your time complaining. up to you.
No.122124
Anonymous
Replies:>>122125>>122127
>>122120
>Womp womp?
>Did you really just say womp womp about a girl with autism being chained in her basement?
>How dare you!
>How absolutely DARE you?!
No.122125
Anonymous
>>122124
>Womp womp
No.122126
Anonymous
Replies:>>122130>>122131
>>122122
In 10 years zoomers will be adults and most will even be parents, and we will no longer be the "mainstream" generation, and our hobbies and ideas now, will be old man ramblings for our kids in the future.

I wonder what cartoons, movies and games we will create for the teenagers of the alpha generation in the future.
No.122127
Anonymous
>>122124
>gala massacre night
>one of the adults are screaming out for someone to help them as one of the hacked drones is eating their legs
>all the kids that haven't been eaten yet just say "womp womp" in response
No.122128
Anonymous
>>122119
poor J.
No.122129
Anonymous
>>122028
Based
No.122130
Anonymous
Replies:>>122132
>>122126
I want to live long enough to see what happens to all the people who got their buccal fat sucked out when they hit middle age.
No.122131
Anonymous
>>122126
Pain
No.122132
Anonymous
>>122130
They're going to be mogging us all the way into their premature grave
No.122133
Anonymous
Replies:>>122134>>122136>>122137>>122138>>122142>>122144>>122145>>122167
Image:173454074908.png(358kB, 1078x940)Fnf drones.png
The fnf idea that anon proposed cannot escape my mind so I made this doodle cause it wont stop plaguing me
No.122134
Anonymous
Replies:>>122141
Image:173454086797.jpg(81kB, 956x1024)1724868416513918m.jpg
>>122133
I'm actually going to break your fingers, drawanon.

Joking aside, nice work.
No.122135
Completely Unreasonable Anonymous
>>122123
No, the very sight of content I do not personally enjoy makes me uncomfortable. It would be easier if everyone else catered to me and my tastes instead.
No.122136
Anonymous
>>122133
Shiteeee
No.122137
Anonymous
>>122133
>John's last song has him deliberately miss every note so he dies
No.122138
Anonymous
Replies:>>122140
>>122133
I can't believe they added my two favorite drones to Friday Night Freakin!
No.122139
Anonymous
Replies:>>122143>>122147
>>121673
>>121678
>>121680
>>121734
>>121749
I have a pretty interesting headcanon related to this.

I believe that the reason drones' AI is so adaptive is because of the AbsoluteSolver. I still think that the Solver's true nature is as an eldritch entity, but JCJenson somehow managed to harness it and use it's godly levels of intelligence and brain power to cheat their way into having super-AIs.

To prevent drones from gaining too much power too quickly, most are given dumbed down personalities to keep the Solver in check, which is why non-Solver drones are generally more idiotic than those with it.

Completely losing their personality will let the Solver surface completely and make them into mindless oilthirsty and bloodthirsty monsters, which thankfully means they aren't conscious enough to use the Solver's powers. But I believe Cyn is a special case where somehow both the Solver surfaced AND she retained her personality.
No.122140
Anonymous
>>122138
Freaky Night Fuckin /md/ mod?!?
No.122141
Anonymous
>>122134
more big hair J
No.122142
Anonymous
>>122133
so that's where Hatsune J-ku goes
No.122143
Anonymous
>>122139 (me)
This also ties into why the humans probably named it the AbsoluteSolver in the first place, because with it drones could solve virtually any complex algorithmic task.
No.122144
Anonymous
>>122133
Hey, that's pretty good!
No.122145
Anonymous
>>122133
John, as always, is incredibly brilliant.
No.122146
Anonymous
Replies:>>122149>>122157
Do you think it's possible for Crabcore Nori to willingly enter 'Resource Collection Mode' or has her ability to become a Solverpede been removed from the patch?
No.122147
Anonymous
>>122139 (also me)
Quickly before other anons point it out
>which is why non-Solver drones are generally more idiotic than those with it
I meant either a less or more active Solver, not with or without
No.122149
Anonymous
>>122146
Perhaps
No.122150
Anonymous
>>122096
Based.
No.122151
Anonymous
>>122087
She would hear two type of music.
Vicentico - Los Caminos de la Vida (Official Video)youtube thumb
WALKIN'youtube thumb
No.122153
Anonymous
Replies:>>122160
help, my drone gf is jealous because i learn everything i can about trains but don't remember our anniversary (in my defense i told her i was autistic at the start of the relationship)
what do?
No.122154
Anonymous
>>122062
Yessss
No.122155
Anonymous
Image:173454306925.jpg(76kB, 708x770)GXSNq9pX0AAo6Yz.jpg
>>121999
Nice critique fremb, I like how descriptive and specific were on your words, hit and on point. Do you have any backgrounds on arts or just like to research a lot about it?
I'm too shy irl, but cheery. But I enjoy making friendships
No.122156
Anonymous
Replies:>>122158>>122159>>122161>>122162>>122163>>122164>>122171>>122183
Image:173454316116.jpg(150kB, 2360x1640)image0-10.jpg
Solver grip pussy
No.122157
Anonymous
>>122146
Only if you can get her to connect the idea of turning into a squirmy worm to one of her Japanese animes.
No.122158
Anonymous
>>122156
I'm not typically repulsed by art I find here but whew boy...
No.122159
Anonymous
>>122156
It may be lewd but I genuinely enjoy this design concept for Solverfied genitals
No.122160
Anonymous
>>122153
Maybe write it down next time, you can only suffer now
No.122161
Anonymous
>>122156
Kitch, why do you do this.
No.122162
Anonymous
>>122156
> girls always drawing their boys with tentacle dicks
finally, justice
No.122163
Anonymous
>>122156
I see
No.122164
Anonymous
>>122156
What happened here? Did her pussy try to bite off his cock?
No.122165
Anonymous
Replies:>>122172
Could you toast toast in a wagie drone's vagina?
No.122166
Anonymous
Replies:>>122168>>122169>>122170>>122175>>122180
Image:173454533280.png(169kB, 428x737)Capture.PNG
A bit late to the trend, but im kinda curious about what my art is known for.
I wish i had more art to use as an example, but i dont have alot of motivation/time to draw all the time, when the one time i did (like this weekend with finishing up the mech stuff) i became incredibly sick and it kinda soured the final result for me.
No.122167
Anonymous
Replies:>>122173
>>122133
>Wasn't that with Cici?
No.122168
Anonymous
>>122166
I like Avre and I think she’s super duper cute
No.122169
Anonymous
Replies:>>122196
Image:173454604963.png(474kB, 2000x2000)Jce Attorney Igi Ari.png
>>122166
If it helps, this was my attempt at something in your style.
No.122170
Anonymous
>>122166
I'd say to me it builds on the sleekness of the Canon drones with a nice slight chunkiness and some satisfying techy greebliness
No.122171
Anonymous
>>122156
I really like that those genitalia look like they could realistically look like on solver hosts.
No.122172
Anonymous
Replies:>>122191
>>122165
Why are you asking this, anon?
No.122173
Anonymous
>>122167
One version was
No.122174
Anonymous
Replies:>>122176>>122182
>Cici is obsessed with the idea of giving you a nursing handjob
>not wanting to disappoint your wagie gf, you indulge her fetish
>the only problem is that you will need to suckle oen of your wife's dispenser tits
Which will it be? Nacho cheese or chili?
No.122175
Anonymous
>>122166
Your work is memorable to me with crisp lines and lots of detail.

And Avre. She is very cute and I now want to hug sentinel mech.
No.122176
Anonymous
Replies:>>122181
>>122174
could you not just suck without her dispensing anything?
No.122177
Anonymous
Replies:>>122178>>122179
My drones keep burning my grilled cheese, both worker drones and the disassembly drone, they can't make a grilled cheese, they were able to do a michelin star restaurant's recipe, but can't make a grilled cheese, what do I do?
No.122178
Anonymous
Replies:>>122184
>>122177
Grill your own cheese.
No.122179
Anonymous
Replies:>>122184
>>122177
take heart in knowing only the human race can grill a cheese
No.122180
Anonymous
>>122166
geometry/machinery enthusiast
No.122181
Anonymous
>>122176
That would imply that she's defective and would break her little drone heart.
No.122182
Anonymous
Replies:>>122186
>>122174
Chili, ig. Too much cheese would make me ill
No.122183
Anonymous
Replies:>>122188
>>122156
damn, Beretta/Akita/Negev got those too?
No.122184
Anonymous
>>122178
I burn it every time too...
>>122179
Except me it seems
No.122185
Anonymous
Replies:>>122202
>>122041
No hablo mandarin
No.122186
Anonymous
Replies:>>122189
>>122182
sicker than you'd get from chugging gas station chili?
No.122187
Anonymous
Image:173454794169.png(249kB, 1044x659)111 (2).png
>>122052
>>122072
I do it because i love her. Also because its funny
No.122188
Anonymous
Replies:>>122194>>122203>>122204>>122211
>>122183
All the Solver hosts and/or creatures have them
>Doll
>Alice?
>Yeva
>Nori both Worker and Core
>Cyn
>Eldritch J has numerous
No.122189
Anonymous
Replies:>>122190
>>122186
My body is built to consume Twinkies covered in cheese wizzo spray, I can handle it
Especially if Cici's honor is on the line
No.122190
Anonymous
Replies:>>122192
>>122189
but if you eat that without issue, why would you struggle with cheese?
No.122191
Anonymous
>>122172
Thought it would be useful information, she already tried making bread there and now she's got yeast (not an infection, just yeast granules that are a bitch to vacuum)
Also everyone calls them toasters so much I figured it might work
No.122192
Anonymous
Replies:>>122193
>>122190
I don't like having my tongue swim in a mouthful of cheese
No.122193
Anonymous
Replies:>>122195
Image:173454839738.jpg(68kB, 640x480)IMG_7641.jpeg
>>122192
to each his own, I guess
No.122194
Anonymous
Replies:>>122203
Image:173454845757.png(297kB, 592x536)1717671000712904.png
>>122188
>Eldritch J has numerous
Wowza
No.122195
Anonymous
Replies:>>122197
>>122193
I mean, couldn't we fill the dispensers with homemade chili before the nursing thing? She can empty and fill them right?
No.122196
Anonymous
>>122169
good art, thanks if i dident say thank in the past
No.122197
Anonymous
Replies:>>122199
>>122195
you... you could just fill them with milk. or water. or ANYTHING other than chili
No.122198
Anonymous
>>121967
>>121952
>>121947
>>121999 (Me)
I would like to state that I was on a new medication, which made me drowsy and not quite all there, when I typed all that. I apologize for any impoliteness.
No.122199
Anonymous
Replies:>>122210
>>122197
Well why didn't you lead with that, I'm filling Cici's tits with liquor
No.122200
Anonymous
Replies:>>122201
>>122119
>She was surrounded by darkness
>Or was it light? Tables sprawled out before her.
>They did? Since when? Well-dressed humans gawked at her.
>She was there to serve them. To be served them.
>She was on a street. They were -one of them- was on the ground.
>At least most of that one was.
>The rest was in her mouth.
>She needed to spit out.
>Show that chain what she thought of it. Free Tessa so they could go stop Cyn.
>But Cyn was in the basement.
>Supposed to be.
>J had a key. She was trusted. The only one who could.
>Save them from it. The three of them.
>Not the zombies that surrounded them.
>The mindless zombies. 
45/???
No.122201
Anonymous
Image:173454924056.jpg(405kB, 3370x1896)j6qV7m431065.jpg
>>122200
>J was a mindful zombie.
>Or so she concluded.
>It wasn't hard to look up what 'Marked for Disassembly' meant.
>It meant she'd been colored over.
>That thing loved black, yellow, and white.
>White stained red.
>Was that the last of the humans? It wouldn't be long now.
>The planet was cracking apart. Cracked apart.
>Fly through the debris field and they'd be on Copper 9 in no time.
>Landing zone near the secondary objective.
>Convenient.
>They wouldn't starve. There were still a lot of drones.
>They couldn't get through to the colony proper.
>Couldn't get through to N.
>Broken moron.
>Her 'lessons' never stuck.
>Lessons? Lesson: the human favored him.
>Lesson: the drones smiled at him.
>Lesson: the eldritch horror doted on him.
>On him.
>On her?
>Lesson: she was to be left overburdened and underappreciated.
>That stung.
>It burned away her leg.
>Her own acid.
>She poured it on N, and yet none of her words landed.
>Landed on the ground.
>That gun in her face.
>Filling her vision. 
46/???
No.122202
Anonymous
>>122185
...katsutadesuka?
No.122203
Anonymous
Replies:>>122205
>>122188
>>122194
> Core!Nori Dronahole
No.122204
Anonymous
Replies:>>122206
>>122188
I said it before and I'll say it again, you need to go for the holes in Dolls spine where the three cables on the underside of her core were connected to
No.122205
Anonymous
Replies:>>122208
>>122203
>the moment Alice learns that Nori's still alive as a core, she begins preparations
>she already has plenty of jars. she sets one aside for her former bully
>supplies like lubricants she'd never paid much mind before are easy enough to find
>and in the employee living quarters, hidden under a bed in a nondescript footlocker
>is a mint in box anatomy adapter
>(Male - XL)
No.122206
Anonymous
>>122204
That only applies to her as a ghost. Solverussy is always in play.
Super Ghostbusters: 20 Ghstbstrs.mp3youtube thumb
No.122207
Anonymous
Image:173455108633.png(437kB, 720x742)GfCWdBAWoAAgurw.png
No.122208
Anonymous
>>122205
Let him try to catch her first. Bitch survived over 18 years underground with a thing that was clearly more dangerous than disassembler drones.
No.122210
Anonymous
>>122199
Have you seen the capacity on those things?
You'll die before you get through all that.
No.122211
Anonymous
Replies:>>122212
>>122188
Does that mean Uzi uas numerous too now?
No.122212
Anonymous
>>122211
Only whenever she is a Solverpede
No.122213
Anonymous
would cici be a sub or dom
No.122215
Anonymous
Image:173455347396.jpg(72kB, 1000x1000)Maid V the cutest.jpg
I have made a new Thread, my good Friends.
>>122214 >>122214
>>122214 >>122214
>>122214 >>122214
>>122214 >>122214
>>122214 >>122214
>>122214 >>122214
No.122603
Anonymous
>>122090
Only a matter of time before we invent crab drones.
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