/md/ - Murder Drones

Thread stats: 931 posts, 201 files (195 image(s), 6 video(s))

Post reply
Replying to /md/121251
Options
No.121251
Murder Drones (#117)Anonymous
Replies:>>121273
Image:173441830665.jpg(498kB, 2000x1500)GKth_2db0AA6Bd9.jpg
Serial Designation-P
Serial Designation-E
Serial Designation-N
Serial Designation-I
Serial Designation-S
Booru: https://dronebooru.co
OC wheel: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
Previous thread: >>120265
No.121254
Anonymous
Chef Drones
No.121255
Anonymous
Replies:>>121262
Image:173441846736.jpg(103kB, 800x813)GKRP_A-agAAgfJk.jpg
We post drones here sir
No.121256
Anonymous
Image:173441847408.jpg(147kB, 2048x1193)Ge07JjUW4AA5vfK.jpeg
No.121259
Anonymous
Replies:>>121261
My lazy ass shall continue the Stone green once I'm done with Ultrakill
No.121261
Anonymous
Replies:>>121263>>121270
>>121259
Take your time anon. Start small with bullet points for your greens and getting the sequence of events in your head down. And you know, be mindful of electrical problems like last time.
No.121262
Anonymous
>>121255
Awwww
No.121263
Anonymous
>>121261
send it without restraint like a real greenposter
what, is it not gonna get any (you)'s if you write it in broken english
No.121264
Anonymous
Replies:>>121265>>121269
Imsgine this. Solver Bloodworm
No.121265
Anonymous
>>121264
Solver bedroom.
No.121266
Anonymous
Image:173441953256.jpg(233kB, 1865x2048)GedyPofXIAAAt2l.jpeg
No.121268
Anonymous
Replies:>>121271>>121278
>>121169
Finally some canon about U+1, thanks.

Shepherd is a strong boy. And how many DDs has he fucked?
No.121269
Anonymous
Replies:>>121272
>>121264
I actually have something like this in my AU. Without a figurehead to lead and control the Solver hivemind, a lot of solver flesh monsters become autonomous. Some die off, but some solverpedes managed to adapt to the environment and reproduce.

As I mentioned in the last thread Solver hosts don't exist anymore because of The Purge, but Solverpede flesh when ground up into a powder and consumed grants a temporary lite version of the Solver making it very sought after by royals.
No.121270
Anonymous
>>121261
I've been wary of electrical problems since they struck me, so I've built up quite the habit for saving.
No.121271
Anonymous
Replies:>>121275
>>121268
He a big boy, he fucked the mechs
No.121272
Anonymous
Replies:>>121384
>>121269
>a figurehead to lead and control the Solver hivemind
Uzi. That would be Uzi.
No.121273
Anonymous
>>121251
Doll loves her loving parents who are both alive and her best friend who would never take her for granted.
No.121274
Anonymous
Image:173442075501.png(52kB, 755x729)173429532614.png
I need Louisa and her sister
No.121275
Anonymous
>>121271
So Shepherd joined the army? He's a true patriot of mankind.
No.121276
Anonymous
Image:173442102997.jpg(2.71MB, 2267x2193)Ge7wfjGXAA0Qsb4.jpg
No.121277
Anonymous
Replies:>>121286>>121403
>Sophie (Harper’s daughter) is crying. She’s probably having a nightmare.
>Sophie (The human Sophie) has been in the base for a bit on a small job
>She decides to sit with lil’ Sophie and hold her
No.121278
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>121268
i’m glad there’s someone out there to be an audience for my stuff!
No.121280
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121288
N is so kind and respectful
No.121281
Anonymous
Replies:>>121283>>121284>>121290>>121292>>121333
Image:173442386222.png(396kB, 1765x1260)amda card.png
>>121140
'ere you go
No.121282
Anonymous
Replies:>>121287>>121291>>121292>>121334>>121336
Image:173442386672.png(35kB, 869x582)she builds and destroys.png
No.121283
Anonymous
>>121281
Good shit man
No.121284
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121287
>>121281
based i like the chest light and ID tag
No.121285
Anonymous
Replies:>>121293
I think drones are cute.
No.121286
Anonymous
Replies:>>121376
>>121277
Sophie is a mother of many children, but does she have mothering skills?
No.121287
Anonymous
Image:173442441690.jpg(31kB, 369x434)absolute BANANAS.jpg
>>121282
local deranged femdrone does it again
>>121284
no one really remembers or brings up the death stare kaomoji in my corner of the world wide web so i'm glad someone does like it
No.121288
Anonymous
Replies:>>121289>>121295
>>121280
Izzdrone, let N go, he's a living being, you can't just take him and chain him up.
No.121289
Anonymous
>>121288
He's right, you should cut off the legs first. Arms and wings too. Chains are too easy to escape. A nugget is always there for you.
No.121290
Anonymous
Replies:>>121294
>>121281
Hey, I'm just drawing you with boobs, I don't have a fucking foot fetish!

I love your art so damn much!
No.121291
Anonymous
>>121282
Femdrone needs it, so let's not disturb her or that sledgehammer might fly at us.
No.121292
Anonymous
>>121281
Banger
>>121282
Goblin
No.121293
Anonymous
>>121285
Cans fucker.
No.121294
Anonymous
Replies:>>121305
Image:173442539398.jpg(42kB, 500x378)GwToGpW.jpeg
>>121290
>Drawing amda with boobs
No.121295
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>121301
Image:173442543483.png(1.20MB, 1170x2532)IMG_7327.png
>>121288
he’s a living being you say? how do you know? can you elaborate? can you provide proof?
No.121296
Anonymous
Replies:>>121297>>121302
I AM SO SICK OF PORN
No.121297
Anonymous
>>121296
I'm not
No.121298
Anonymous
Replies:>>121299
Goodnight, anon.
No.121299
Anonymous
>>121298
Goodnight American Anon.
No.121300
Anonymous
Replies:>>121352
>Fun Stone Facts: Stone's certification in Jump Duty and being in the third squad in a Quick Action Platoon means he seldom takes troop carriers when being deployed, instead being stuck in a droppod. All this together means he was one of the first on the ground when the Solver War started, dropped planetside in one of the hotter warzones.
No.121301
Anonymous
Replies:>>121306
Image:173442623449.png(307kB, 1000x632)AA1_Phoenix_Point[1].png
>>121295
>"I present N's still beating heart as proof!"
>...
>"What do you mean it's not beating anymore?"
>...
>"Ohhhh don't take it out of the drone. Woops."
No.121302
Anonymous
>>121296
Nope.
No.121303
Anonymous
Replies:>>121304
Goodnight, American anon.
No.121304
Anonymous
>>121303
Goodnight
No.121305
Anonymous
>>121294
Seconding!
No.121306
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>121301
ah darn! guess we gotta do CPR on him now *shrug*
i have a chair to watch
No.121307
Anonymous
Replies:>>121309
>>121279
Do not wish suicide upon people.
No.121308
Anonymous
Image:173442819716.jpg(125kB, 820x656)IMG_20241208_114032.jpg
No.121309
NTA
Replies:>>121310
>>121307
N-newfag-kun...
No.121310
Anonymous
Replies:>>121311>>121313>>121318
>>121309
I’m not new. I’m who the person you’re wishing suicide upon wished death of loved ones upon. Do not wish suicide upon people.
No.121311
Anonymous
Replies:>>121318
>>121310
Wait, are you ban evading right now?
No.121312
Anonymous
Replies:>>121317
Video:173442902463.mp4(122kB / 0:00:06 / avc1, 1280x720)the solver subdued and captured.mp4
No.121313
Anonymous
Replies:>>121316>>121319
>>121310
I'm not even the guy who said it, but...come on dude. It's the internet, we say nasty shit to eachother we don't mean. Look, personally I think you need to get some help. You're clearly not in a good place right now, and you need professional help. Don't do anything stupid, alright
No.121314
Anonymous
Replies:>>121315
Image:173442945326.jpg(507kB, 2248x3000)IMG_20240817_225215.jpg
No.121315
Anonymous
>>121314
NO N! DO NOT DO IT!
No.121316
Anonymous
Replies:>>121319
>>121313 (me)
Also did you literally wish the death of peoples loved ones? Like dude, wtf. Of course people are going to be nasty to you, but that doesn't necessarily mean anyone actually wants you to die, just like how you HOPEFULLY didn't mean the loved one death thing, right?
No.121317
Anonymous
Replies:>>121320
>>121312
Is she being groped by a Combine Soldier or something? I can't see shit on that video
No.121318
Anonymous
Replies:>>121321
>>121310
>>121311
No, I’m not the community pillar guy. I’m the person he wished death of loved ones upon, for telling him that you can’t pick and choose what drawanons post and if they’re gonna be here they have every right to sillypost. In the same way I find him wishing death upon my loved ones completely unacceptable (and he didn’t need to do it anyway, I’m already going through that right now) I also find a different anon wishing that guy would kill himself unacceptable.
No.121319
Anonymous
Replies:>>121321
>>121313
>>121316
You are confused about who I am.
No.121320
Anonymous
>>121317
Yeah, she is being groped by bad cop from entropy zero
No.121321
Anonymous
Replies:>>121322
>>121318
>>121319
You're darn right I'm confused, I'm not used to Anons ya know, sticking up for random people especially assholes? If that makes sense atleast. So apologies if I confused you, hopefully that report doesn't get you in trouble, since I just kinda assumed. But yeah, I guess I kinda get it, it's a moral thing. You're a good man.
No.121322
Anonymous
Replies:>>121323
>>121321
Thank you, and have a wonderful day or night
No.121323
Anonymous
>>121322
You as well, my friend.
No.121324
Anonymous
Replies:>>121326>>121354
Image:173443183612.jpg(428kB, 1964x2496)IMG_20241217_183613.jpg
No.121326
Anonymous
>>121324
Sexcellent
No.121327
Anonymous
Replies:>>121344>>121357
Image:173443345801.jpg(386kB, 1079x873)GeSqSj2XsAApHqw (1).jpeg
No.121328
Anonymous
Replies:>>121329>>121340
Video:173443408258.mp4(823kB / 0:00:22 / avc1, 960x720)B0e4FmqWhTKN40AD.mp4
Would you flirt with your oc?
No.121329
Anonymous
>>121328
No
No.121331
Anonymous
Replies:>>121340
While (You) were away from the threads (You)r Drone ran away.
No.121332
Anonymous
Replies:>>121335>>121366
Image:173443714290.jpg(89kB, 1050x1845)Gdud4cIXQAA1XDc.jpeg
Anyone screencapped that greentext of Tessa handholding?
No.121333
Anonymous
>>121281
What occasion would I give this card to someone for? I'm thinking a funeral but I wanted to check first
No.121334
Anonymous
>>121282
Now I'm always going to think of her with a Harley Quinn voice
>"GoodbyyyYYYYyyyye, Mistah Pillah!"
>"Don't let the door hitcha marbly ASS on tha way out!"
No.121335
Anonymous
Replies:>>121338>>121351
>>121332
I'll be doing a thread crawl in a few days and capping stuff, if it doesn't get done before that then it'll happen then
No.121336
Anonymous
>>121282
crooked-ass smile
No.121337
Anonymous
Replies:>>121339>>121345>>121347>>121360>>121502
Image:173443809975.jpg(217kB, 2048x1307)Ge5tfRqawAAxXKf.jpeg
No.121338
Anonymous
Replies:>>121341
>>121335
> anon readying himself to descend into the thread mines
say hi to Marcy for me
No.121339
Anonymous
>>121337
> Lizzy took a few steps too far when pushing V away from the marked spot
No.121340
Anonymous
>>121328
No, it would feel really weird to do it
>>121331
Fuck
No.121341
Anonymous
>>121338
Sure (do you want me to, like, grab her and get her out of the mines too or just the "hi" thing and then leave?)
No.121342
Anonymous
Replies:>>121346
Image:173443894813.jpg(579kB, 1196x1552)IMG_20241217_203502.jpg
No.121343
Anonymous
Replies:>>121349
What would a knockoff version of your OC be called and act like
No.121344
Anonymous
Replies:>>121409
Image:173444014083.png(341kB, 720x720)1720240765440533.png
>>121327
Robot girls ARE monster girls
No.121345
Anonymous
>>121337
It should have been canon.
No.121346
Anonymous
>>121342
Wow, what is it?
No.121347
Anonymous
>>121337
>Doll admiring her freshly made shashlik
No.121349
Anonymous
Replies:>>121350>>121353>>121361
Image:173444304215.png(1.88MB, 2454x2453)BigDay.png
>>121343
Probably like a mean-spirited wagie.
No.121350
Anonymous
Replies:>>121353
>>121349 (Me)
Called HC for the funny.
No.121351
Anonymous
>>121335
Thank you, anon.
No.121352
Anonymous
>>121300
>Stone was tossed straight into the heart of what would become a literal hell on earth
I can hardly imagine what horrors he got to witness firsthand
No.121353
Anonymous
Replies:>>121356
>>121349
>>121350
But would she still steal my shoes?
No.121354
Anonymous
Replies:>>121355
>>121324
>The helmet stays on during sex
No.121355
Anonymous
>>121354
The rich have their quirks.
No.121356
Anonymous
>>121353
Even more than CH, you will not even notice when she took them.
No.121357
Anonymous
Image:173444457958.gif(909kB, 300x189)1724795410894535.gif
>>121327
No.121358
Anonymous
Replies:>>121363
Image:173444462082.png(320kB, 750x565)yummy.png
>"Humie, wat dat?" said your oogi, Lily
>"That? Why that's a berrybox." you tell her
>Lily's eyes get wide
>"Box gif berris!?"
>You fix your glasses and puff on your pipe
>"That's right, sport, you wanna try it out?"
>Lily jumps around giggling and runs to the berrybox
>You open it up and place her inside
>"Wen git berris?" Lily asks
>You flip a switch and the berrybox turns on
>Lily's laughter quickly turns to cries of terror then silence
>You open the berrybox and pull out her crushed remains
>As you bag her up, your wife walks up with a salesman
>"Anon, what the hell did you do?!" she says
>The salesman looks at you and the bag
>"Oogi?" he asks
>You nod
>"Did a fine job too, real fine. Think we'll take this model."
>The two of you shake hands and a new trash compactor is loaded into the car
>Your wife is dumbfounded that you weren't arrested
>You light your pipe and laugh at her expense
>Women will never understand the importance of product testing
No.121359
Anonymous
Image:173444481907.jpg(42kB, 723x720)7ad37d7438e9ed3f50b8c31039bf3a5a.jpg
There is that one new TADC short with the rubber crocodiles at spudsy and Pomni crawls into view, maybe it's due to similiar proportions but it look exactly like what Alice was doing before she jumped down the tabel
No.121360
Anonymous
Replies:>>121367
>>121337
>AU where Doll kills Lizzy after eliminating the entire prom court
>Although butchered much like the other victims, Doll did at least preserve Lizzy's core in a jar
>Whether the disembodied core is simply inert or Lizzy is somehow still 'conscious' is up to reader interpretation
No.121361
Anonymous
Replies:>>121362
>>121349
happiest little robot i ever did see
No.121362
Anonymous
>>121361
She be jolly.
No.121363
Anonymous
Image:173444537803.png(146kB, 746x361)1734285020334909.png
>>121358
Simultaneously based yet psychopathic in its intent and action.
I don't know whether to slap you or shake your hand.
No.121364
Anonymous
Replies:>>121365>>121368>>121369>>121484
Image:173444577120.png(1.11MB, 976x839)religious music.png
Would Emily approve of (You)r choice in religious music?
No.121365
Anonymous
>>121364
>"You're not making Christianity any cooler, you're just making rock and roll worse." - Hank Hill
No.121366
Anonymous
Replies:>>121475
Image:173444713616.png(392kB, 1677x1149)TessaHandholding.png
>>121332
It was already posted in a previous thread.
No.121367
Anonymous
>>121360
>implying Doll wouldn't eat it to keep Lizzy around in her mind palace
No.121368
Anonymous
>>121364
This is not Gregorian chanting, she is disappointed - and intrigued
No.121369
Anonymous
Replies:>>121396
>>121364
uh. you tell me.
The Cramps - Songs The Lord Taught Us (Full Album)youtube thumb
The Thermals - Here's Your Futureyoutube thumb
Shellac Prayer To Godyoutube thumb
What's the Matter Nowyoutube thumb
No.121370
Anonymous
Replies:>>121371>>121392
Total DD Death.

Total Solver Witch Death.
No.121371
Anonymous
Replies:>>121372
>>121370
Total DD Love.
I want to kiss them.
No.121372
Anonymous
Replies:>>121373>>121374>>121375
>>121371
>Moments before Anon gets slaughtered.
No.121373
Anonymous
>>121372
>by snu-snu
No.121374
Anonymous
Replies:>>121375>>121377
>>121372
What point is V making that she kills Anon to emphasize it?
No.121375
Anonymous
>>121372
>>121374
>"You're short, you're fat and even for a faceless self-insert: you're ugly."
>Anon gasps in shock dramatically.
No.121376
Anonymous
>>121286
Yes
No.121377
Anonymous
>>121374
cuz you're fat, boy. and another thing: you're ugly.
No.121378
Anonymous
Replies:>>121379>>121380
>>120950
I mean its possible. All you need is just pieces of each limbs,(legs,feet,head,etc), rig it, do some tweening and you get a fnf character. All you need is music and your all set
No.121379
Anonymous
Replies:>>121381
>>121378
well also the programming (or whatever you want to call it)
that and the music are the hardest part
No.121380
Anonymous
>>121378
Oh boy
No.121381
Anonymous
>>121379
Yeah. Luckily the program fnf used is open sourced
No.121382
Anonymous
Replies:>>121594
Image:173445039146.png(247kB, 673x499)1669857707288611.png
WHY THE FUCK ARE HANDS AND FINGERS THE HARDEST PART TO DRAW?! I KEEP TRYING AND TRYING AND THET DON'T COME OUT RIGHT!!!
No.121383
Anonymous
Replies:>>121385>>121388>>121390
Image:173445039450.png(632kB, 2378x1903)abominable_creachure.png
Naked Abby
No.121384
Anonymous
Replies:>>121386>>121395
>>121272
The AU takes place hundreds of years in the future. Uzi is dead. N is dead. All of the characters are long gone. Most don't even think they existed and are purely myth.
No.121385
Anonymous
Replies:>>121387
>>121383
hear me out: oversized mutant heart to replace her missing boob
No.121386
Anonymous
>>121384
what if Uzi is dead... but her body isn't.
No.121387
Anonymous
Replies:>>121389>>121391
>>121385
>Attack its weakpoint to inflict massive critical damage
No.121388
Anonymous
Replies:>>121391
>>121383
So uh...
is HoDR cool with me marrying this?
No.121389
Anonymous
Image:173445093299.png(431kB, 429x900)IMG_7632.png
>>121387
No.121390
Anonymous
>>121383
Niceeeee
No.121391
Anonymous
Replies:>>121393
>>121388
>HoDR still trying to figure out if Abby is human or drone
>Several agents have jumped out of windows
>>121387
Well her lore is partly based off nemesis lol
No.121392
Anonymous
>>121370
cut out the middle man and just kill the solver
No.121393
Anonymous
>>121391
That's only movie continuity lore though.
No.121395
Anonymous
>>121384
>Uzi is dead.
She's a giant eldritch centipede monster.
No.121396
Anonymous
>>121369
>Emily's head spins around but she does not explode
>That's probably a good sign
No.121397
Anonymous
>Anon walks towards Cyn slowly
You know, Cyn, baby, we're not so different. You're an eldritch fleshwizard necromancer with infinite hunger and I'm like... a reverse necromancer.
>"[Confusion] Is that not just killing people?"
Ah, that's a technicality.
No.121398
Anonymous
Replies:>>121399>>121400>>121402>>121418>>121421>>121441>>121688
Image:173445246560.jpg(3.40MB, 3468x5123)Spoiler image
and another one
i got to keep the other drawing it because we were playing a dice steal game and no one really wanted to pull off the drawing off my hands... made me really sad
No.121399
Anonymous
Replies:>>121401
>>121398
question, why? why the centipede
No.121400
Anonymous
Replies:>>121401>>121688
>>121398
is there a baby in there... or eggs?
No.121401
Anonymous
>>121399
Me liek monsters
>>121400
yes
No.121402
Anonymous
>>121398
Eep
No.121403
Anonymous
>>121277
I need an image of Sophie and Sophie being together watching the rain
No.121404
Anonymous
Replies:>>121419
Image:173445321360.jpg(182kB, 1080x1082)Screenshot_2024-12-17-17-32-36-517_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vz8EjgA/results
Pollus amogus
If you didn voat yet
No.121406
J gets a new job
Replies:>>121407>>121408>>121420>>121422
Image:173445342620.jpg(323kB, 1080x537)J gets a new job.jpg
J gets a new job
No.121407
Anonymous
>>121406
What type of balls?
No.121408
Anonymous
>>121406
>Cyn gave her a male anatomy adapter solely so she could experience the pain of having her new balls repeatedly crushed in a hydraulic press
No.121409
Anonymous
Replies:>>121415
Image:173445377411.gif(319kB, 499x300)robocop.gif
>>121344
No.121410
Anonymous
Replies:>>121413>>121416>>121531
Image:173445402343.jpg(330kB, 1284x645)IMG_7633.jpeg
was looking at wiki pages and saw this
>not actually female
can someone explain?
No.121413
Anonymous
Replies:>>121531
>>121410
I think it was because it was technically a weapon, so it had nothing like that, but maybe I'm wrong, it has been so long since I last heard of her
No.121415
Anonymous
>>121409
Kay
No.121416
Anonymous
Replies:>>121417
Image:173445490924.png(1.65MB, 1892x1487)She got penis twice the size of mines.png
>>121410
>pengis
No.121417
Anonymous
>>121416
Heh
No.121418
Anonymous
>>121398
I don't care what society thinks of me, but it's DAMN SEXY!
No.121419
Anonymous
>>121404
I thought there were at most 20 anons here, but not 28!
No.121420
Anonymous
>>121406
Wait, what J's balls is she talking about?
No.121421
Anonymous
Replies:>>121424
>>121398
>spoiler
Unfortunate but also where would one even display such artwork without constant risk of shame
No.121422
Anonymous
Image:173445662217.png(143kB, 750x744)172520473016.png
>>121406
Cyn, you fool! You're only making J's penis stronger!
No.121423
Anonymous
Replies:>>121425>>121426
>Howdy, stranger
>My name's Anon, and I'm just a lone drifter through these here parts
>I'm currently searching for this bandito
Holds up a wanted poster of a green fellow
>He stole a wholesome hmofd green from the threads and I'm on the search for him
>Wanna posse up and lynch him by his peen from a tree?
No.121424
Anonymous
Replies:>>121427
>>121421
Here? I always look forward to new arts and comics from fiend. The last comic was really just cosmic.
No.121425
Anonymous
>>121423
Beau is the one you need for that job
No.121426
Anonymous
Replies:>>121429
>>121423
>"Hey, I know this guy! He's me!"
No.121427
Anonymous
Replies:>>121430
>>121424
I mean a physical copy
Do you frame it and hang it on the wall or what
No.121428
Anonymous
Replies:>>121432
>be farmanon
>wake up to the sound of your rooster- and a muffled banging
>put on your overalls and get ready for the day, the banging continuing the whole time
>open the door to your bedroom and walk into the hall
>U- has her legs crossed, teeth clenched, quivering as she bangs on the bathroom door
>you can hear -U laugh from the other side of the door
>another day in the life
No.121429
Anonymous
Image:173445733563.gif(3.04MB, 640x360)what-star-lord.gif
>>121426
>I hope you've prayed to whatever god you worship, pardner
>Cause I get the reward for taking you dead or alive
No.121430
Anonymous
Replies:>>121431
>>121427
funny enough i was thinking of selling these drawings and many more i plan to draw
No.121431
Anonymous
>>121430
Kek
While my parents wouldn't disown me if they visited and saw N Solverpede impregnating Uzi hanging on my wall, I think they'd be a little worried
No.121432
Anonymous
Replies:>>121433
>>121428
Imagine living on a farm without a functional outhouse, lmao
At least U- and -U can agree that Anon makes some mean pancakes for breakfasts
No.121433
Anonymous
Replies:>>121438
>>121432
The outhouse was launched into lower earth orbit after U-U got their hands on anon's reloading supplies.
No.121434
Anonymous
Replies:>>121437>>121439>>121443>>121491>>121507
Image:173445776990.png(97kB, 948x615)mach2knife.png
traps don't always work out, sometimes directly engaging the enemy is the only option.
when significantly overwhelmed, she sticks to hit and run tactics, opting for swift immobilization of targets to secure a safe retreat.
when dealing with small groups, however, her extensive knowledge of how best to dismantle disassemblers is put to good use.
No.121435
Anonymous
So what do you think Nori did before she got snapped up by Cabin Fever that she's as familiar with anime and manga and nightcore as she is?
No.121436
Anonymous
Replies:>>121444>>121456
Image:173445817215.png(489kB, 949x534)Core of a DD.png
>>121061
>You press down lightly on him
>Then you release
>Then you press down again, in a slightly different spot
>Then you release again
>N wiggles and gasps and utterly fails to suppress soft giggling as you delicately knead his exposed belly, feeling his internals yield and shift beneath your fingers
>His fidgeting and gasping and giggling grows and grows in intensity until you suddenly hear a quiet, metallic slinking sound
>N has just opened his maintenance panel

>You creep your hand higher and higher, past his soft and yielding stomach, toward the wide-open void in his chest that he's made by retracting his maintenance panel
>Your rest your fingers on the edge of the gateway to the machine's most delicate inner workings and watch as his core involuntarily tries to shrink further into his chassis
>No matter how much a drone may trust someone, granting access to one's core is always going to be a somewhat frightening experience
>Therefore, you move slowly, making sure he can detect every move you make, as you carefully lower your hand into his chest
>You bring your palm to rest on the seat of your N unit's soul, feeling his core tremble at your touch for a moment before the amalgamation of metal and flesh relaxes
No.121437
Anonymous
>>121434
That's some pretty good art, damn.
No.121438
Anonymous
Replies:>>121442
>>121433
What on earth was he reloading capable of sending an outhouse to the moon?
It's a good thing no one was in it at the time, though (no one was in it, right?)
No.121439
Anonymous
Replies:>>121440>>121443
Image:173445909328.png(123kB, 959x617)lookoutmachisback.png
>>121434
don't know how I managed to post the unshaded version, here's the finished thing
No.121440
Anonymous
>>121439
Still pretty good.
No.121441
Anonymous
>>121398
they know you too well
No.121442
Anonymous
Replies:>>121450
>>121438
Anything less than 155mm is insufficient for home defense against disassembly drones.
No.121443
Anonymous
Replies:>>121447>>121511
>>121434
>>121439
very nice
seeing different color markings with different color eyes is messing me up though
No.121444
Anonymous
Replies:>>121445
>>121061
>>121436
This sounds a little gay
No.121445
Anonymous
Replies:>>121453
Image:173446029666.jpg(36kB, 500x500)Postal Dude.jpg
>>121444
It's extremely gay and I will not apologize for it
No.121446
Anonymous
Replies:>>121448>>121451>>121454
>Murder Drones has already more or less fallen out of that small bit of the internet's collective consciousness it occupied
>Now Skibidi Toilet gets to be in Fortnite and N doesn't
No.121447
Anonymous
Replies:>>121511
>>121443
I know it doesn't really make sense but I couldn't bring myself to give her blue eyes, I just like the warmth of their original color too much
No.121448
Anonymous
Replies:>>121449
>>121446
>Now Skibidi Toilet gets to be in Fortnite
I'm sorry, what?
No.121449
Anonymous
Replies:>>121452
>>121448
Skibidi Toilet items are being added tomorrow. I think you'll get to wear the toilet itself on your back and play as a camera guy.
No.121450
Anonymous
>>121442
But he has two DDs in his house that he basically uses his dick as a wand to control
He doesn't have to worry about much in the way of threats
No.121451
Anonymous
Replies:>>121464
>>121446
Yeah but is Fortnite actually any good? I haven't taken a stab at it myself but at a distance it just feels like WoW 2.0, which is to say it's a "this game isn't actually that great but it's super addictive and all of my friends are playing it so I guess I have to as well"-type game
No.121452
Anonymous
Image:173446090091.jpg(158kB, 1284x687)IMG_7634.jpeg
>>121449
we're reaching levels of brainrot that shouldn't even be possible
No.121453
Anonymous
Replies:>>121460
>>121445
Based, Can you do some for other DD's?
No.121454
Anonymous
Replies:>>121458
>>121446
>murder drones isn't in fortnite
Oh no?
No.121455
Anonymous
Replies:>>121457>>121515
A drone based on the Chupacabra, except instead of sucking goats it sucks dick
>A couple of cowboys are gathered around the fire, eating beans and salt pork and shit
>None of them say much, instead focusing on how one guy's mustache drops low enough to accidentally dip into his plate of food
>They snicker at his misfortune
>He notices and decides to get back at them with a sCaRy StOrY
>"Say... Y'all ever hearda the "Chupacabra"?"
>They straighten up and shake their heads
>"Heh... well, they say she lurks these parts, looking for cowboys to wrassle to the ground while they're a sleepin..."
>"R-r-really? What... does she do then?"
>"She grabs em and ties em up... and then...
>"She SUCKS em dry!"
>He pauses, taking another spoonful of beans
>"Not of blood or nothin. Of cum. Semen. Pearl jam. Nut. Splo-"
>"Okay, Hoss, we fuckin get it. You don't hafta to list em."
>"Anyway, that's all. I'm immune, what with my accidentally shootin my balls off. You aren't though, heh heh. Well, gnight boys."
>He turns off the fire and turns over to rest, leaving his two younger coworkers shivering in the dark
>They fail to see the seven glowing yellow eyes that watch them
>
No.121456
Anonymous
Replies:>>121494
Image:173446134930.png(548kB, 1920x1080)Sleeping N.png
>>121436
>N's core pulses as you curl your fingers around it
>Faster and faster, racing with growing panic
>His screen displays growing discomfort as his teeth clench
>Your hear the shriek of metal against metal as his hands retract and his claws deploy, anticipating danger
>You keep your hand in place, gently cradling N's core

>The tempo of the core's pulse begins to slow
>You hear metal sliding against metal again as N pulls his claws back
>In spite of the more base elements of his programming's protestations of how unsafe it was to bare his core to another being, logic has won out
>He knows you
>He trusts you
>He feels certain that there's no real danger in letting you cradle his soul in your hand

>N's core pulses slower and slower until it has been reduced to a soft hum, resonating in your delicate grasp, warm and lightly slicked with oil
>Looking at his screen, you see [SLEEP MODE] prominently displayed in yellow text
>You smile, and give his quietly-thrumming core one last pet before you delicately slide his maintenance panel shut
>You pick your book back up and thumb your way to where you left off
>After a few more pages, you grab your phone and start looking for places that can deliver to you by dinner time
>All things considered, you'll probably be stuck here until N is finished with his nap, so you may as well get comfortable

<END>
No.121457
Anonymous
Replies:>>121459
>>121455
How horny are you right now?
No.121458
Anonymous
Replies:>>121464
>>121454
Tadc isn't either, tbf
No.121459
Anonymous
Replies:>>121461
>>121457
0, I'm eating a sandwich. Tuna.
No.121460
Anonymous
Replies:>>121465
>>121453
Sure, maybe. Was there anything in particular you had in mind?
No.121461
Anonymous
>>121459
I call bull but enjoy that sandwich.
No.121462
Anonymous
Replies:>>121495
Image:173446156016.jpg(146kB, 1920x1080)IMG_7635.jpeg
I can't believe they gave N booba...
No.121463
Anonymous
Replies:>>121466
What if Uzi was taller than everyone?
No.121464
Anonymous
>>121451
Eh. I'd put it at a solid 5/10 gameplay-wise, in the true definition of a 5/10. Not amazing and life-changing, but not bad by any means.
You can make characters from popular media do dumb dances and Perfect Cell can wear Jordans, that's the main appeal. Aside from that it's a battle royale TPS.

>>121458
While TADC would be funny and I'd bet Gooseworx would be down for it just to make Pomni hit the griddy, you can see MD as an entire season crossover thing, like how they had Dr. Doom as a playable boss character.
You'd find DD wings on the map and could fight Uzi to get [null] as a weapon or something.
No.121465
Anonymous
Image:173446169012.png(185kB, 735x490)172955911794.png
>>121460
Maybe just doing what you did with N but with the other DD's like V and J? Perhaps V can act like a cat would when you go to pat her.
No.121466
Anonymous
>>121463
Sir Raven- You Fools! You've messed with the natural order!youtube thumb
No.121467
Anonymous
Replies:>>121468>>121469>>121471>>121476>>121498
Image:173446180420.png(41kB, 787x608)a complicated date.png
No.121468
Anonymous
Replies:>>121470
>>121467
what is with femdrone and flammable gases?
No.121469
Anonymous
Replies:>>121470
>>121467
A date with an Oxygen tank? I bet he's a gas. He's also polite, always saying please and tank you. Maybe the relationship will e-valve further?
No.121470
Anonymous
Replies:>>121473
>>121468
factory worker and wielder
>>121469
LP gas
fuck you for making me laugh at these puns
No.121471
Anonymous
>>121467
It won't fit, don't try it.
No.121472
Anonymous
Replies:>>121474>>121479>>121504
Image:173446219441.jpg(369kB, 2048x2048)mobmd6.jpg
*knock* *knock*
No.121473
Anonymous
Replies:>>121477
>>121470
Don't worry, all the gas puns argon. I don't want to boron everybody, it'd create a bad atmosphere for femdrone's date after all.
No.121474
Anonymous
>>121472
*pretends not to be home*
No.121475
Anonymous
>>121366
Yeah but without the snow particles
No.121476
Anonymous
>>121467
What a handsome lad
No.121477
Anonymous
Replies:>>121483
Image:173446323981.gif(1.31MB, 1000x978)USE HAMMER.gif
>>121473
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
-sobs-
No.121479
Anonymous
Replies:>>121480>>121492
Image:173446340963.jpg(69kB, 1280x720)Dan.jpg
>>121472
I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!
No.121480
Anonymous
>>121479
>While Anon focused on Cyn, who only wanted to extract most of his organs, IRS drones kicked in the backdoor of his house
No.121481
Anonymous
Replies:>>121485>>121487>>121488>>121508
Image:173446356719.png(420kB, 1661x2313)173445039451.png
Need psychotic disassembler gf.
No.121482
Anonymous
solverpede Uzi filling N with her eggs
No.121483
Anonymous
Image:173446405957.png(939kB, 1080x1139)173440158888.png
>>121477
Dang, guess you've really got me... nailed
No.121484
Anonymous
Image:173446408683.jpg(521kB, 960x559)IMG_2017.jpeg
>>121364

>Why yes, I do enjoy listening to Christian music.
>Why my favorite group is The Hope County Choir
>Famous last words from Anon before getting stabbed in the gut by Alice, moments after bursting in and screaming "Daeth to the Peggies!!!"
No.121485
Anonymous
>>121481
But did Anon ever propose? Probably not, because he was scared. Not of her - of commitment.
No.121486
Anonymous
Replies:>>121489>>121514
Slowwww
No.121487
Anonymous
>>121481
>psychotic disassembler gf
Also known as a disassembler gf. Don't have immoral makeouts with crazy.
No.121488
Anonymous
>>121481
I think i know of a place you can get one Anon.
(gmme a bit, finishing up a green, then i can give you a proper answer)
No.121489
Anonymous
Replies:>>121490
>>121486
it's a Tuesday afternoon
No.121490
Anonymous
Replies:>>121523
>>121489
Everyone knows Tuesday is basically just Saturday
No.121491
Anonymous
>>121434
Alice on defense of mankind! Great work, anon!
No.121492
Anonymous
>>121479
JCJ is not going to be happy with you
No.121493
Anonymous
Replies:>>121496
Image:173446539573.jpg(136kB, 1152x2048)Ge2tY3dW4AAe1UT.jpg
No.121494
Anonymous
>>121456
Very sweet and gay. I like it, great job.
No.121495
Anonymous
>>121462
Boobs...
No.121496
Anonymous
Replies:>>121499>>121500
>>121493
MD/ATHF crossover when?
No.121497
Anonymous
Replies:>>121506
I don't know which one of you took my brain worms but I want them back already
No.121498
Anonymous
>>121467
It should be mine!
No.121499
Anonymous
Image:173446577528.png(52kB, 1164x292)1abbfce2c7d2c4d0f71e908c7973fad7.png
>>121496
No.121500
Anonymous
>>121496
Security Carl is kind of already there, but we do need his coworkers to be Fry Locke, Mett Wadd, and Mister Shake to really torture the guy
No.121501
Anonymous
Replies:>>121503>>121509>>121510
Femanons, women, huzz, do you feel safer out in the woods with a DD or with a human man?
No.121502
Anonymous
Replies:>>121505
>>121337
>Не надо было меня предавать, сука.
>Shouldn't have betrayed me bitch.
No.121503
Anonymous
Image:173446609679.jpg(94kB, 1206x1520)173409028692.jpg
>>121501
Not a femoid but pretty sure that question involves a bear, anon
No.121504
Anonymous
Replies:>>121849
>>121472
>Hear a knock on the door
>Go to see who it is
>See *Image*
>Run to bedroom and ignore the new knocks
>Run into the bedroom and grab the rifle on the wall
>Hear the door snap off its hinges with a distinctive crunch as my trembling hands shove the buckshot into the barrel
>Put the muzzle in my mouth
>Pull the trigger
No.121505
Anonymous
>>121502
>cyka
>bitch
I always thought cyka meant fuck in slavrunes
No.121506
Anonymous
>>121497
Sorry, I killed them with bleach.
No.121507
Anonymous
Image:173446651775.gif(832kB, 481x270)ezgif-1-ba09bfaaba.gif
>>121434
BASED BASED BASED
Awesome drawing and design I love this one a lot
No.121508
Anonymous
>>121481
Damn r.i.p drone ramsay
No.121509
Anonymous
>>121501
DD would feels safer out in the woods with a human man, than with human women.
No.121510
Anonymous
Replies:>>121527
>>121501
>DD
>can see in 360 degrees in visual, thermal, electromagnetic, x-ray, and other spectra
>threat detection, analysis, and elimination matrix
>multi-functional assembly arms to make any tool or firearm necessary for the situation
>hot core for snuggling in cold nights
>built-in library of human compatible flora- will never poison you with the wrong mushroom
>no prey- from the smallest rabbit to the largest bear- can escape, will be able to feed you indefinitely
>cute, twink shape
>huge disassembly dong and balls
>loves to do anything
No.121511
Anonymous
Image:173446672999.png(223kB, 755x472)static-assets-upload17035438649796478790.png
>>121447
>>121443
Agreed, the original orange fits extremely well with rhe brown hair and otherwise colourless design. Maybe something along the lines of rhe hallway ambush could work, but idk in which scenario such a 'glitch' could happen, maybe something similiar to EMP. Not sure if Sentinel Alice would feature one though
No.121512
Anonymous
Replies:>>121513
Image:173446694594.jpg(471kB, 1076x1536)IMG_20241218_042201.jpg
No.121513
Anonymous
Replies:>>121516
>>121512
Just more proof Anon sweeps Cyn (and then bangs her to assert dominance)
No.121514
Anonymous
Replies:>>121521>>121526>>121640
Image:173446705753.jpg(51kB, 736x736)545adba73cc3853fd3953b4b549a6eda.jpg
>>121486
Ugh~
I need more images of in-show Lizzy, pic rel is all I own
No.121515
Anonymous
>>121455
dude i sure hope that the dick sucking thing in the desert doesn't get me, haha
i sure would be scared if it sucked my dick
No.121516
Tf2 soldier
Replies:>>121519
>>121513
That not anon, that me
No.121517
Anonymous
Image:173446719023.jpg(898kB, 2048x2048)Geo2zANbsAMJhYL.jpeg
No.121518
Anonymous
Alice being dazed by the smell of that sorta Christmas wine hitting her snoot
No.121519
Anonymous
>>121516
Pretty sure Soldier Red TF2 is on the left side of the IQ curve, nice try tho
No.121520
Anonymous
Replies:>>121522>>121540
Video:173446737232.mp4(462kB / 0:00:12 / avc1, 540x540)Vu9aDjf2635RR-O_.mp4
Do you think any drones have tried to scare people like this
No.121521
Anonymous
Replies:>>121541>>121650
Image:173446743951.gif(2.15MB, 498x498)Lizzy_eyeroll.gif
>>121514
No.121522
Anonymous
>>121520
This gave me some idea of a DD romancing a vampire
No.121523
Anonymous
>>121490
FUCK
No.121524
Anonymous
Replies:>>121525
Harper is the last hope
No.121525
Anonymous
Replies:>>121560
>>121524
I thought Hope was the last hope?
No.121526
Anonymous
Replies:>>121528
>>121514
Did you came? Ew
No.121527
Anonymous
Replies:>>121530
>>121510
Do you think there are people out there that don't realize DD's headbands are eyes? Like one dude just ogling a DD's ass behind their back while the DD in question stares back.
No.121528
Anonymous
Replies:>>121532
>>121526
Bro...
Why would you think of that when reading ugh?
No.121530
Anonymous
Replies:>>121538>>121547
>>121527
>Sneakily ogle J's fat ass in your workplace
>Try to sneak at least one glimpse every day, being sure to do it when she's looking in the opposite direction
>Lately, it seems like she's been facing away from you more
>Even when talking to you
>That, and her skirt seems shorter
>Must be a trick of the imagination
No.121531
Anonymous
Replies:>>121533>>121534
>>121410
>>121413
Oldfag here, I remember the actual lore. You see it's actually a guy, but they gave him a female chassis because they wanted to boost troop morale
No.121532
Anonymous
Replies:>>121536
>>121528
I have talked with too may weird people, many coomers, sadly
No.121533
Anonymous
Replies:>>121535
>>121531
I think most of SD-O's lore has been forgotten with time, which is kinda sad, since I like when everything is archived. You could try to add some things to the wiki if you have time. I can't even remember when SD-O was introduced.
No.121534
Anonymous
>>121531
blegh
No.121535
Anonymous
>>121533
23 November 23
No.121536
Anonymous
Replies:>>121537
>>121532
If happens
I was meaning to make Lizzy impression, like her comment before the missile explodes
No.121537
Anonymous
>>121536
I see, I heard it more like "Agh" but maybe I'm just not good hearing
No.121538
Anonymous
Replies:>>121543>>121547
Image:173446891986.jpg(171kB, 1280x1280)173276945991.jpg
>>121530
>J walks by, her fat butt wiggling, hips jiggling as she sashays through the office
>you can see her panties strain to contain her fat butt
>unknown to you, J can see the growing bulge in your pants as she passes you by
>you'll never see the predatory glean of her smile as she sees your reaction
>the thrill of knowing just how much power her body alone holds over you
>she 'drops' her stack of papers, bending over to slowly pick them up one by one
No.121540
Anonymous
>>121520
100%
No.121541
Anonymous
Replies:>>121554
>>121521
God, Lizzy is just so perfect. How is she so sexy when she's just a 4'4" iPod-looking robot with no real figure?
No.121542
Anonymous
Replies:>>121545>>121553
I know it was briefly mentioned last thread, but I really liked the idea that J was actually Miku or atleast a Miku-like idol before ending up in the dump
No.121543
Anonymous
Replies:>>121547
>>121538
>J later gets chewed out by corporate for taking over an hour to pick up the papers
>You get chewed out by corporate for being unable to identify why you got no work done for an hour around the same time
>Completely unrelated incidents
No.121544
Anonymous
anyone have that green where j makes anon kiss her by being tsundere and shouting that he's assaulting her?
No.121545
Anonymous
Replies:>>121546>>121548
Image:173446948099.jpg(149kB, 900x900)tumblr_a469b681f42ffae6e657060921324a69_8d88a8a3_1280.jpg
>>121542
Or some idol's grave was what Tessa robbed to get the hair for J's wig.
No.121546
Anonymous
Replies:>>121549
>>121545
But that's boooorrriiiinggg! J having a secret past life as a pop-idol is funnier
No.121547
Anonymous
>>121530
>>121538
>>121543
Workplace sexual harassment!!! HoDR can't keep getting away with this!
No.121548
Anonymous
>>121545
Honestly I'm tempted to just ignore Liam's retarded "drone wigs are dead people" thing. Mostly because that's not how deceased human scalps work. And drones in general also separately figured out the wig thing so you'd assume that was something some other human in some other time figured out.
No.121549
Anonymous
Replies:>>121552
>>121546
>J actually sung the song Nori listens to daily
No.121550
Anonymous
Replies:>>121551
Assuming the Patch can somehow be recreated, what would happen if you 'patched' Post-Canon Uzi?
No.121551
Anonymous
>>121550
It would effectively trap The Solver inside her body forever, it wouldn't be able to leave or find another host even if the opportunity presented itself. It would be forever stuck and unable to ever possess or influence Uzi.
No.121552
Anonymous
>>121549
>During the final battle against Cynwalker, J was demoralized upon hearing Uzi use her own song against her
>Not just demoralized, but also disgusted due to the only surviving piece of her legacy being a fucking nightcore version
No.121553
Anonymous
Replies:>>121555
>>121542
which Miku song would fit J best?
No.121554
Anonymous
Replies:>>121574
>>121541
Nta but she is probably a few inches taller, Uzi has the 4'2" height, everybody else is at least 3" taller or more. Except Emily
No.121555
Anonymous
>>121553
The Dissappearance Of Hastune Miku, maybe?
No.121556
Anonymous
Replies:>>121577>>121586>>121598
Image:173447049092.jpg(963kB, 1284x2368)IMG_7637.jpeg
baffled to see that Brick Brick of all characters has a wiki page
No.121557
Anonymous
Replies:>>121558
Video:173447052205.mp4(893kB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1280x720)QZn7772wmOk9F4c_.mp4
This with sentinel drones
No.121558
Anonymous
Replies:>>121563
>>121557
butt which ones, though?
No.121559
Anonymous
Replies:>>121562
Anon, ask M to hang out (which she interprets as a date) RIGHT NOW
No.121560
Anonymous
Replies:>>121561
>>121525
Hope is the lastest hope
No.121561
Anonymous
>>121560
Impossible
No.121562
Anonymous
Replies:>>121565>>121566
>>121559
>"Hey, M, do you wanna hang ou-"
>"No."
No.121563
Anonymous
>>121558
Left side while the right side is a spartan woman
No.121564
Anonymous
Replies:>>121567>>121568
I'm tired of the current Hope we have, what we need is A New Hope
No.121565
Anonymous
Replies:>>121569
>>121562
Hmmmm, maybe he should write all the deets on a piece of paper first and hand it to 'him' to read so he doesn't get shot down in the first .204 seconds
No.121566
Anonymous
Replies:>>121569
>>121562
The most real outcome
No.121567
Anonymous
>>121564
yeah, the current hope is a Phantom Menace
No.121568
Anonymous
>>121564
A Hope that rides alone?
No.121569
Anonymous
>>121565
Bold of you to assume either of them can read or write
>>121566
We'll get past that point one day
Not any day soon though
No.121570
Anonymous
Replies:>>121571>>121572>>121573>>121576>>121589
I would not trust any of you if you ever adopted a Drone as a son/daughter. You're all too sick
No.121571
Anonymous
Replies:>>121579
>>121570
Good thing I'd only ever adopt a drone as a friend.
No.121572
Anonymous
>>121570
I have a adopted Aussie
No.121573
Anonymous
Replies:>>121575
>>121570
I have a whole family of drones. Wife, kids, the whole deal
No.121574
Anonymous
Replies:>>121584
>>121554
Pretty sure BTS stuff that showed Uzi is 4'2" (as is Emily and Cyn) showed the others are 4'4".
No.121575
Anonymous
>>121573
Lucky
No.121576
Anonymous
>>121570
Sick? No.
Not prepared for such a responsibility? Yeah.
No.121577
Anonymous
Replies:>>121580>>121582
>>121556
don’t you disrespect brick brick
No.121578
Anonymous
Replies:>>121581
Image:173447234140.jpg(421kB, 720x1212)IMG_20241218_055120.jpg
Which mass effect character would Liam find attractive?
No.121579
Anonymous
>>121571
Agreed
No.121580
Anonymous
>>121577
What's she gonna do, throw a brick brick at my head?
No.121581
Anonymous
>>121578
Neither.
No.121582
Anonymous
Replies:>>121583
>>121577
I wasn't disrespecting her, I was just surprised to see a shіtрost OC I made while barely conscious has her own wiki page, especially since she only got the one piece of content
No.121583
Anonymous
Replies:>>121590
>>121582
Didn't she get another green during that thread?
No.121584
Anonymous
Replies:>>121601>>121634>>121685
Image:173447289839.png(696kB, 892x560)Manor stuff fffff.PNG
>>121574
Cyn is actually taller then Uzi
No.121585
Anonymous
Replies:>>121592
Image:173447298203.jpg(133kB, 1076x1183)I Looked At An Uzi Pic From The Show. Behold Doozi.jpg
>Go to drone Booru
>See my shitty Uzi drawing on there
I have no idea how to feel about this...considering this is my maximum level of skill, I can't draw any better than this
No.121586
Anonymous
>>121556
> the intern's last name was Mason
No.121587
Anonymous
Replies:>>121588>>121602>>121606
Image:173447308452.jpg(557kB, 1248x1415)IMG_7583.jpeg
Happy Saturnalia everydroney ;)
No.121588
Anonymous
Replies:>>121642
>>121587
What's in your sack?
No.121589
Anonymous
>>121570
Fairly.
No.121590
Anonymous
Replies:>>121595
>>121583
don't see one on desuarchive unless I'm blind
No.121591
Anonymous
Replies:>>121627
>Cyn walks up to (You) and promptly kicks (You)r shins
What do?
No.121592
Anonymous
>>121585
Nice art
No.121593
Anonymous
N Kissies!
No.121594
Anonymous
>>121382
There are a lot of them, they're in close proximity, inherently they're at some weird angle to the viewer (which makes perspective very important) and the rest of the body, and it's possible to do subtle things wrong that make them look substantially worse.
No.121595
Anonymous
>>121590
Might just be losing it then
No.121596
Anonymous
Image:173447393600.jpg(153kB, 1557x2048)Ge0nrlPXsAA54sV.jpg
No.121597
Anonymous
Replies:>>121599
Image:173447400081.jpg(308kB, 672x768)ridley and doll drone dad.jpg
No.121598
Anonymous
Replies:>>121600
>>121556
>Has freckles and sounds like a hick
She sounds like she fucks human men
No.121599
Anonymous
>>121597
Kek (🤣) I am dead (💀)
No.121600
Anonymous
Replies:>>121603
>>121598
yeah probably. but never DDs. even if she wasn't designed to fight the solver she'd still fight for TDDD
No.121601
Anonymous
>>121584
Damn it's true Cyn's snootwave is a good 2" higher, if Uzi is 4'2" then Cyn is about 4'4",
No.121602
Anonymous
Replies:>>121642
>>121587
Thanks fugue!
No.121603
Anonymous
Replies:>>121649
>>121600
Based bb, I demand BB lewds and I demand them now
What is her colour? Eyes and chestlight colour you know also what haircolour?
No.121604
Anonymous
Replies:>>121631
Image:173447430291.jpg(222kB, 1515x2048)Rotten_Tricks02.jpg
No.121605
Anonymous
Replies:>>121607>>121608>>121615>>121625
We've got BB and Cici, what's next? DD?
Hey, wait a second...
No.121606
Anonymous
Replies:>>121642
>>121587
Fuugi
No.121607
Anonymous
Replies:>>121612
>>121605
>We've got BB and Cici
would you believe me if I told you I made both? the names lining up like that is completely unintentional
No.121608
Anonymous
Replies:>>121610
>>121605
DD=Diddy
🤯💯🗣️
No.121609
Anonymous
Replies:>>121611>>121629>>121635>>121641
I have refreshed 30 times, nothing ever happens, we are a dead thread
No.121610
Anonymous
Replies:>>121613>>121614>>121641
>>121608
I want to see some writefag use emoji in their greentext
No.121611
Anonymous
Image:173447466485.jpg(293kB, 1448x2048)GTdduXvWcAAVSnS.jpeg
>>121609
I will post Tessa
No.121612
Anonymous
>>121607
Damn bro, you should cook more
Right now, get in there
No.121613
Anonymous
Replies:>>121624
>>121610
Do you? Do you REALLY?
No.121614
Anonymous
Replies:>>121621
>>121610
is there a drone that only talks in emojis yet?
No.121615
Anonymous
>>121605
You forgot AA, the flattest drone to ever exist.
No.121616
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658
>Be Salonanon.
>In the Middle of an otherwise normal Work day.
>Jim has fallen asleep at the desk.
>Avre snuck into the utility closet while on break from patrolling the rest of the block's storefronts.
>You are just finishing up with your last customer: a meager worker drone wanting to touch up before an upcoming meeting.
>You send her off and you start trying to figure out what to do in your newfound freetime as the Salon is now empty.
>You could ‘try’ rousing Avre from your utility closet and hopefully not get sucked into the abyss in the proces-
>Your thought process was cut short as you heard the front door open.
>As a Dronesalon, your field of expertise usually limit's the type of customs you see entering the store to be well… drones.
>You weren't expecting a Human, Let alone one wearing some sort of military gear setup.
>One of the symbols You see on the shoulder pads you recognize, back from your trip to the sentinel Outpost.
>he looks around the shop for a moment, pausing to look at the STILL ASLEEP worker drone sitting at the front deck, before turning back to you.
>[”You Guys are rated for working on Sentinels, right?”]
>Avre Pops her head out of the utility closet as you confirm that; Yes, you've worked on sentinel drones here.
>[“Oh good, you don't mind me making a reservation for one then right?”]
>He doesn't even give you time to answer as he steps back outside and whistles at something.
>...
No.121617
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658>>121689
Image:173447476847.png(29kB, 299x252)mechpeep.PNG
>. . .
>Avre hears it first.
>Before you question her sudden panicked expression, you hear it too.
>Or rather, feel it. As the ground begins to shake.
>stompstompstompstompStompStomPSTOMPSTOMPSTOM-
>Something very big is approaching your shop.
>Then you see it as it walks into view, almost completely obstructing the front of your Salon.
>Its silhouette is only broken by 2 beady eyes at the top of this absolute hulk of a drone.
>This thing must stand at least 16ft tall, if not more.
>There is no way this thing fits in your store, unless it wants to renovate your store YET.FUCKING.AGAIN.
>Instead, you rouse Jim (who somehow slept through a fucking HULK standing outside the store), and the 2 of start rummaging through the (now unoccupied) utility closet for extension hoses.
>20 minutes, alot of hoses, and many concerned looks from onlookers later, you have established a “SMALL” cleaning area outfront of your shop to attempt to cater the “VERY LARGE” Drone outside.
>Now Kneeled over a tarp you layed out, the drone sits as you start wondering two things:
>1. Where did that man go.
>2. Where's the head of the big drone? It was there earlier, now there's just a… closed hatch where it used to be.
>Both questions are answered as the entire front of the drone's torso opened up, revealing both the pilot, sitting in an internal pilot area of the drone, bickering with the mech drone inside, which is nothing more than a Head and Set of arms attached to a rail system.
>He leaves the mech and walks over to you as you watch the drone pout and close back up.
>[“She's ready to go, just give her a deep chassis clean, i need her looking her best before a ceremony later today.”]
>With the go ahead, You, Jim, and some help from Both Avre & the pilot start power washing the (surprisingly Dirty) Mech.
No.121618
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658
Image:173447478745.png(64kB, 397x283)mechrecharge.PNG
>At several points you see the Drone open the hatch slightly to peek through the port.
>The pilot says he will handle cleaning the inside later, and make the drone keep the hatch closed so no water gets inside.
>As you clean, the pilot climbs on top and starts spraying some sort of blue foam over the joints, greatly aiding the cleaning effort. (aside from the concerning amount of bubbling its producing)
>After about 15 minutes, the dirt & gunk is mostly cleared, you move in to scrub out the rest manually with brushes and sponges.
>The drone appears somewhat ticklish during this process, and you need to be careful not to get accidentally smacked by heavy metal and you clean the joints.
>You are spared cleaning anything potentially dangerous like armaments, as they seem to been put off to the side before the cleaning started.
>You get through getting the last bits of grime and gunk out of the warmachines joints, and move onto polish.
>You are unsure if you even have enough polish to surface an entire mech, but you're sure as hell going to try.
>Getting help from the others makes quick work of the drone, who's now shining like a freshly painted automobile.
>Despite the rushed setup you made outside your store, the end result turned out pretty well.
>No damage to the store, the drains deal with most of the dirt washed off the drone, and the tarp can be tossed to deal with the rest.
>Oh, and 2 very happy customers.
>they both thank you for the work, and the mech stomps off to someplace out of view (to the dismay of anyone in her path), while the pilot goes with Jim to calculate the costs of this cleaning.
>All things considered, the pilot got a bargain, and you got 2 new customers.
>Maybe even more, as when the pilot left, he mentioned something about [“Referring some friends”].
>You preemptively start ordering more hoses and industrial grade polish by the pallet.
>(You)'re going to have a long week.
No.121620
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121658
Image:173447482486.png(888kB, 1506x1415)mechexample.PNG
Alright ya Fucks, its mech Loredump time:

Introduction:
Known as Cavalry Drones, Cavalry-Class Sentinel Drones, or Simply Sentinel mechs depending on who you ask, these large drones serve as a breakthrough unit to serve along side Reclaimer Drones (also known as ‘reclaimed’ Drones or Reclaimer-Class Sentinel drones) forces in New-Talladega’s rapidly expanding Military force. These Drones are (Usually*) accompanied by a Cavalry ‘Pilot’ which serves inside the drone as both the commander, support unit, and caretaker. Their size, armament, and role in combat can vary wildly from drone to drone, but these behemoths are a force to be reckoned with no-matter the task.

*Some early prototype variants did not have pilots.

History:
Following the Rapid success of the Reclaimer drone program in 3070 (yes that date is correct), and the slow recapturing of Elysium-3 following the Battle of warpgate Beta, New talladega requested heavier armament to prepare for any further solver attacks, and to help recapture the rest of Elysium-3. While neither of these proclamations would occur, as the Elysium system remained Isolated from the greater colonies for another 5 years, not aware of the solvers defeat in 3071, and a Majority of Elysium-3 formerly populated continents becoming various “Drone restriction zones”, as the current population wasn't numerous enough to attempt repopulating, anything outside New-Talladega. Nonetheless, prototyping did begin with bigger, more heavily armed Drones, and eventually the first prototypes were made.

Prototypes:
The first batches of these new drones were nothing more than an upscaled and uparmed version of their smaller reclaimer counterparts, many of these drones were used to test experimental systems and weapons, including larger versions of the basilisk arrays, and medium-high caliber artillery systems. During testing in early 3073, due to various undiagnosed and unaddressed mental anomalies in a few of the prototypes, they went AWOL and began a fight that lead to the destruction of testsite 2, leaving many dead and several prototypes unaccounted for:
This list includes: A dozen or so mech prototypes, 5 relaimer-class drones with experimental systems, several autonomous vehicles, and at least one MBT prototype.

Final Designs:
Following the Loss of testsite 2, all further prototypes were built with an interior canopy, allowing room for personnel to reside in during testing, this eventually started the pilot system, and in 3075, testing had concluded on the newly named Cavalry Drones.

Pilots:
Like previously stated, pilots are both the commander and caretaker for their respective mech(s). Pilots can be eather Human, or another drone, and serve to assist & order the mechs both in & outside of combat. Due to the mech's size, they are heavily limited in both where they fit and what they can interact with, such as getting through doorways and handling ‘delicate” items.
One way this was remedied was with the addition of a “internal body” for the mech, mounted on a rail system in the interior, which allows the mech to interact with the pilot and any items it is given the same way a normal sized drone can. Both Pilots and Mechs both say the interior body is a great addition.
No.121621
Anonymous
>>121614
Someone did drones with emojis for serial designations like a month and a half ago
No.121623
Anonymous
Replies:>>121644>>121652>>121658>>122108
Image:173447490865.png(696kB, 1129x1131)Mech Variants.PNG
Mechs: Variants.
While the original prototypes where only about half as tall as the final product, a side effect of this was that the mechs systems can support almost every human weapon feasibly held by conventional armored vehicles: from LMG’s and grenade launchers, to shoulder mounted bombardment cannons taken off space faring frigates, and white hot energy lances that take a reactor to power properly. As such, this has caused a great amount of new roles and variety for these mechs, a few of which we will show here:

(A quick note, after this mech dumb is finished, most of these “example” mechs are free for anyone to steal and do their own characters with (besides bottom right i guess, they should prob go to Phoenix), the goal of these examples are just so you can see you can basically do whatever you fucking want with these guys, go crazy, go stupid, go horny.)

(Top Left)
>Name: Skywatcher (also known as Shaun)
>Role: Anti-air coverage)
>Armament: 2 sets of twin 5in slamshot cannons, chambered in proxy-HE rounds, & 50x AD Missles, mounted as a replacement of the mechs “arms”
>Notes: Great support asset, frontline usage not advice as, as he quotes: [“Proxy has a 500m Safety fuze, and these drones love to close the distance”]
>Status: Pilot/Caretaker needed.

(Top Right)
>Name: [No core]
>Role: Drone Termination
>Armament: A Modified Drone disassembly unit, seemingly merged with a Large caliber woodchipper, making an absolute affront to god, and one 30mm plasma autocannon.
>Notes: Previous pilot retired, Previous core permanently put into stasis due to mental degradation.
>Status: Needs Core & Pilot
>Extra Note: Please for the love of god, dont watch the combat takes of this thing with audio, im going to hear the sounds of that “Dronechipper” in my fucking nightmares.

(Bottom Left)
>Name: Called simply “the Lion.”
>Role: Prototype, Escaped during the loss of testsite 2, currently wanted to recapture.
>Armament: Nothing but really big hands and a Set of “Lion Long 9” cannons, firing SAP stun rounds.
>Notes: Currently being tracked roaming Elysium-3’s Drone restriction zones, corporate considers this asset to be rehabilitable if captured, good luck anyone who tries getting that thing back. It's also said it likes ‘booze’.

(Bottom Right)
>Name: Unknown
>Role: Unknown
>Armament: Classified, No one is brave enough to get near that thing when its not shut off to check.
>Notes:The result of a Cultural exchange between New-Talladega Labs & Calibern R&D, They were Meant to keep the mech but it showed up in front of our facility in chains one day, so we just took it in. Everytime we turn it on it just starts screaming, so for now we just have it in stasis until we can get a certified pilot to try and calm it down. I'm just an engineer, not a therapist.
>Status: Needs pilot, wellness check advised ASAP.
>Extra Notes: We have no idea who her previous pilot was, but she seems to react negatively to the name “Holly”.
No.121624
Anonymous
Image:173447491249.jpg(308kB, 1463x2048)Ge8zR3ubwAAGqHz.jpeg
>>121613
Yes
No.121625
Anonymous
>>121605
>worker drone scientist trying to keep his airheaded, disassembly drone sister out of his laboratory
No.121626
Anonymous
Replies:>>121628>>121658
Image:173447496037.png(46kB, 190x356)mechug.PNG
Thats it, the mech dump is done.
I CAN REST AND BE SICK AND SLEEP
ill work on that system dump next week im fucking tired.
No.121627
Anonymous
>>121591
>>121591
Stare at her in bewilderment and then just walk away.

Do you really think it's okay to hit an already broken drone? Dude, look for enemies your own size.
No.121628
Anonymous
>>121626
Cuteeee
No.121629
Anonymous
>>121609
Stop dooming, I'm writing
No.121630
Anonymous
Replies:>>121633>>121646
Image:173447521000.jpg(495kB, 2048x1728)ESPdecay.jpg
No.121631
Anonymous
Replies:>>121636
Image:173447524189.jpg(191kB, 1040x1360)Gdla7aUWQAA2AEw.jpeg
>>121604
No.121632
Anonymous
I know one of you hid the L sexo greens, which one of you was it?
No.121633
Anonymous
>>121630
Beautiful
No.121634
Anonymous
>>121584
Uzi truly is a midget.
No.121635
Anonymous
>>121609
Eeeeeee
No.121636
Anonymous
Replies:>>121638
Image:173447563339.jpg(230kB, 1200x1500)GeOQ15GWsAAp5Qp.jpg
>>121631
give her pancakes
No.121637
Anonymous
Image:173447570753.jpg(232kB, 2020x1378)Ge29Qc4XQAAAWLU.jpeg
No.121638
Anonymous
>>121636
Uesss
No.121639
Anonymous
Replies:>>121645
Image:173447586170.jpg(29kB, 399x457)@RandomReviewsof.jpg
what did she see?
No.121640
Anonymous
Replies:>>121650
Image:173447587231.gif(1.83MB, 292x252)GIF_20240321_012844_623.gif
>>121514
No.121641
Anonymous
Image:173447590406.png(3.56MB, 2000x2000)Alice Yeva Nori True Color.png
>>121610
Does AO3 count? Because I use emoji decently often in the human biohorror AU that I made picrel for e.g.
>J towered over Uzi, and leaned forward with predatory bent.
>Creepy yellow eyes dripping with conceit and curiosity, probably backlit by necromantic energy, bored into Uzi's own.
>She was dressed far better than Uzi was, and could probably give her the inside scoop on what N liked seeing, but like hell Uzi would be indebted to her for anything.
>Uzi liked having a soul.
>"What do you want? I'm busy, so make it quick and then buzz off," Uzi snarled.
>"✨🩸 Your blood 🩸✨," came the cheery reply.
>Had Uzi been out-edged in only two words? She was taken aback, but caught herself before taking a few steps back.
>The unsung sword of her sharp, and witty, and original, free-spirited personality was forged from glorious steel that had been folded a thousand times. She couldn't possibly be this readily disarmed.
or
>"Cyn, if you're listening. Great job setting things up."
>"I'm scared. And frightened a little bit.
>"Nothing's working and I can't figure out why." >"You got me good. I have been completely 💯% had."
>"You can come out now. And unlock the doors." >"And turn the network back on. It'll just get boring if you wait."
or
>"I will be your first. Correct?" Cyn's tone suddenly darkened and her eyes narrowed as they bored into N.
>N would've honestly rather faced the tentacles again than this.
>"Intimidating Glare."
>"Well, uh, Cyn, you know, I..."
>"What. Was. Her. Name?" Cyn demanded.
>"And when are you available to attend a funeral 🪦?" she added in an inappropriately cheery tone.
or
>"Attack such a special and free-spirited guest who's made such a well-received contribution to our little event?" J said as she strolled over to Uzi, stuffing flair into each stride and sarcasm into each syllable.
>She put an arm around Uzi's shoulders.
>Uzi involuntarily shuddered.
>It felt like a rather hot noose had been fitted around her neck.
>N didn't feel feverish like this.
>"And I could never ✨openly✨ harm someone whom my dear brother is so smitten with. I saw how conflicted he was just now, and that pained me."
>"So....." Uzi said, trying to bring whatever game this was to an end.
or
>"I think it was a pretty good plan. I was sure we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think, 'partner'? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?" Cyn asked.
>"Uh, yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with...uh... 32.33 repeating of course percentage chance of failure," the nurse replied.
>"That...seems high for messing around inside my brain," N replied.
>"That's a lot better than we usually do. At our worst, we considered five percent survival rates a success."
>The phone went silent, as if the nurse were thinking over that statement and how little it did to reassure N.
>"Not for you lot, of course. Those chosen for W.D.O.S. 606 were always going to be special. There were plenty of others to clear the way. If you stand taller, you do so because you stand on the shoulders of the less tall. And on the rest of their skeletons. Best not lose your balance 🧘. There's plenty of room at the bottom."
>>121609
>>116708 desu. I'll be continuing the story in a few hours.
No.121642
Anonymous
Replies:>>121692>>121694>>121718
Image:173447591940.jpg(1.37MB, 1835x1556)IMG_7585.jpeg
>>121602
No anon, Thank you and everyone else on /md/ for making this Saturnalia so wonderful, here’s to many more :)
>>121606
;)
>>121588
Why it’s a Saturnalia present of course ;), here it is:
No.121644
Anonymous
>>121616
>>121617
>>121618
Not bad, I like.
>>121620
>>121623
Nice loredump! I like lore.
No.121645
Anonymous
Replies:>>121648
>>121639
Her fans
No.121646
Anonymous
>>121630
Source?
No.121647
Anonymous
Image:173447619973.jpg(126kB, 1119x1280)@_blissflame_.jpg
No.121648
Anonymous
>>121645
>"They Want To Stick What In My [Null] Hole? [Concerned Giggle]"
No.121649
Anonymous
Image:173447636903.png(213kB, 606x820)IMG_7638.png
>>121603
maybe
either a bricky brownish red for the eye color or a seafoamy green
and a sort of a light grey-brown for the hair, something like picrel
but honestly go with whatever looks good
No.121650
Anonymous
>>121640
>>121521
Just what I was looking for, hanks lizzyfags
No.121651
Anonymous
any one gots anymore cici lewds (wit anon?)
No.121652
Anonymous
>>121616
>>121617
>>121618
good shit as always
>>121623
poor Unknown... I want her to be happy, but if she's being given to Phoenix I can't imagine things are going to go well for her
No.121653
Desperate Anonymous
Replies:>>121700>>121713>>121731>>121745
Writ gren abot Uzi pls
No.121654
Anonymous
Image:173447775982.png(378kB, 1047x965)bnd7liisag3e1.png
No.121655
Anonymous
Replies:>>121682
Image:173447785145.jpg(105kB, 1112x801)The strongest being in fiction and Cyn.JPG
No.121656
Anonymous
Image:173447798169.jpg(1.13MB, 4096x3186)@Tempes_Mercury.jpg
No.121657
Anonymous
Replies:>>121660>>121661
Alice hated Nori, right?
No.121658
Anonymous
Replies:>>121659>>121723
>>121616
>>121617
>>121618
>>121620
Really well done, anon, lovely green.

>>121623
>(Bottom Right)
>"She is wounded mentally, and broken physically, but she is the apex of our military science, and if it takes my blood and flesh to heal her wounds and rebuild her body, I will go for it. In the name of mankind." – the last words of [REDACTED], pilot volunteer, before the start of the mech test run at testsite 5.

Note from Dr. [REDACTED], supervisor of [REDACTED] base after the test trials:
>"This time the bitch outdid sherself."

>>121626
That's damn awesome, anon, thank you!

But the question about hug is not answered!.
No.121659
Anonymous
>>121658 (me)
>(Bottom Right)

My autism made me write this, don't consider it canon, I'm not claiming anything!
No.121660
Anonymous
>>121657
Yeah
No.121661
Anonymous
Replies:>>121662>>121663
Image:173447915272.jpg(31kB, 735x615)cacf259e2d31600ae288b1a2ebf6b03c.jpg
>>121657
Pretty sure she still does, not like she learnt any of what we got to see in 7.
It's somewhat or very tragic honestly, from Alice's POV Nori was a reckless arrogant bitch and before 7 came out I remember most people here expecting Nori to be revealed just as such (due to most of the info we had back then coming from Alice). Now we know Nori was (at least) not responsible for killing everyone, the chance still exists that she was a bitch to Alice and others, tho we have no 100% proof for this being the case or not, it's up to everyone's headcanon at this point.

>Sure thought implodin all them folks was pretty slick~
Perhaps Alice means the core collapse with this, apparently all flesh and blood, every animal material except bones seems to have been consumed at the moment of the core collapse(that's technically headcanon, but how else are they picked clean, there are dead bodies in the permafrost from 40.000 years ago looking like new), chance is that Alice was with humans in CFL when it happened (Alice must have been in the upper levels already in order to make it into the saferoom she uses in 6).
Alternative is tho, Nori killed either people or drones with her AS before and Alice saw it, unproven but that would be more along the lines of 'imploding' than whatever happened to humans during the core collapse. Idk wether Nori was posessed during that or it was something like Uzi and her flesh arrow in 4.

Anyways Alice is totally still hating Nori, if anything changed at all the entire encounter with Uzi made her think even worse of Nori.
There is some potential for them making up, if they get to talking, but just like that one anon who wrote the green about Alice, Beau and core Nori in late September/early October, Alice wouldn't believe Nori's excuses
No.121662
Anonymous
Image:173447928742.jpg(449kB, 1672x1080)Screenshot_2024-09-25-23-22-52-849_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>121661
Never noticed we see Alice's tongue there btw
No.121663
Anonymous
Replies:>>121666
>>121661
>There is some potential for them making up, if they get to talking, but just like that one anon who wrote the green about Alice, Beau and core Nori in late September/early October, Alice wouldn't believe Nori's excuses
Speaking as the author of that green, she believes Nori, she just still holds a grudge and won't pass up the chance to kick her while she's down.
No.121664
Anonymous
Replies:>>121668>>121671>>121674
Uzi is a Zombie drone, right? She died in the Hallway with N for a bit and then quickly rebooted, making her a Solver witch, right? Because there's no way Uzi's solver stuff wouldn't have activated until that moment, she does dumb dangerous shit all the time so it should've activated before the Pilot even started
No.121665
Anonymous
I don’t see a 4
No.121666
Anonymous
Replies:>>121670
>>121663
Oh right been sometime since I read it, that also fits. It took place before 6 right? Even if 6 takes the course it did, I think Alice would be better off in that scenario since Nori would know about her being there then.
No.121668
Anonymous
Replies:>>121669
>>121664
Technically we can see a glimpse of it working in the pilot when she subconsciously nudges the bullet fired at her off course.
I can't say for certain if she died in the hallway where N stabbed her, at the very least she'd be horribly wounded.
No.121669
Anonymous
>>121668
I know her reflecting the bullet, that's why I kinda think she's a Zombie Drone, because it only started showing up after the hallway scene
No.121670
Anonymous
>>121666
Years before, Satan. Idea is that this is an AU where Alice caught Nori as she was first making her way down to the cathedral level as a headcrab.
No.121671
Anonymous
Replies:>>121672
>>121664
You don't need to die for Solver shit to kick in. Kicked in for Doll when she saw her parents get vampire-murdered.
No.121672
Anonymous
>>121671
Mm. Yeah. My thought exactly.
I figured it was inherited code, though why it didn't develop earlier in Uzi or Doll is curious.

Stress.exe has to be a trigger. Along with significant damage.
No.121673
Anonymous
Replies:>>121675>>121678>>121680>>121734>>121749>>122139
do we have a canon explanation for all of Outpost 3 acting like ZDs despite never self-rebooting?
No.121674
Anonymous
Image:173448029370.jpg(63kB, 736x736)a33ae23ba262c38ae324de2c38408f65.jpg
>>121664
I mean it could have happened right there, Uzi 'inheriting' the AS strain from Nori would explain why getting stabbed wide and deep througn the chest and coughing up oil like that didn't cause her to shutdown (iirc zds are 'dead' for a while after fatal error, at least for the first time before their core smh restarts everything which can take up to 5 years), instead remaining concious through out that which should have likely killed a normal drone
to be fair tho, we saw one of Khan's friend get stabbed in the chest as well, it was different tho. He was stabbed with the stinger in the middle of the chest, in the core, Uzi was stabbed more through the shoulder. Nanite stinger is less damaging at first and maybe N didn't put acid in him so that's why he didn't die until decapitation
Uzi and Doll are special cases, they are the only drones who were born with AS, so they were 'normal' drones until using it.

Now that I remember, we see Uzi in her speech (in sunlight which didn't harm her smh?) flash something about failsafe, so her failsafe apparently attempted to kill her, but only hours(?) after her having used AS.
A inert/worn/broken failsafe is necessary for any zd or witch, so Uzi using AS to dodge J's fire but her failsafe (which is there specifically to kill the core when AS is detected) not working is just a plothole which I cannot eing any explanation for right now
No.121675
Anonymous
Replies:>>121735
>>121673
We can just say they are old or someone having figured out how to disable the restrictive programing so they are 'real' upon 'birth'. The bunkerdrones also have personalities but still, the difference between them and solverdrones and zombiedrones (N, V and J in thr manor were also zombiedrones I think) is pretty intense
No.121676
Anonymous
Replies:>>121677>>121679>>121695
Image:173448052905.png(292kB, 1382x1382)172740980227.png
Shot a worker drone for Christmas dinner. My N loves the extra spice of buckshot rattling around in there.
No.121677
Anonymous
>>121676
So happy to hear that, my workerdrone disappeared tho, can N help find her once you are done?
No.121678
Anonymous
Replies:>>122139
>>121673
They started off as Pillbabies which are a self-learning network, so they already had a massive advantage also there isn't any humans around, remember if there are no humans around they'll learn and adapt.
No.121679
Anonymous
Replies:>>121681>>121683>>121686>>121691
>>121676
It's best if you just use dronedash, they give you the option to buy the worker drone delivering AND they can bring their own fixings.
No.121680
Anonymous
Replies:>>122139
>>121673
Liam's explanation is that the self-learning protocols of drones leads them to sapience under two (2) circumstances: self-rebooting (dying is a huge shock to the system), or going long enough without orders from a human and having to figure things out on their own (however long "long enough" is; Khan seems to have reached this point before the core collapse, judging from his talk of having his own Total Human Death phase).
No.121681
Anonymous
Replies:>>121691
>>121679
Jesus that's grim. poor wagie drones just trying to make a living, picking up food not knowing it'll be served alongside them because the company they work for wanted a few extra bucks
No.121682
Anonymous
>>121655
>open image featuring our HERO
>my entire house begins violently rumbling around me
Holy FUARK...
No.121683
Anonymous
Replies:>>121684>>121687>>121691>>121699
Image:173448117897.png(123kB, 468x557)44ea6b90d3ca7ed8567d80c13488dc18.png
>>121679
>tfw your shift lead stuffs your internals full of stuffing, gravy, and cranberry sauce before ordering you to deliver yourself to a house on the disassembler side of town
No.121684
Anonymous
Replies:>>121691
>>121683
>You're either about to die or get molested by a weirdo who likes to eat food off of a drone.
>You're not sure what's worse.
No.121685
Anonymous
>>121584
No that's V
No.121686
Anonymous
Replies:>>121690
>>121679
Holy shit
That explains why my DD wife has been using my credit card so much lately
No.121687
Anonymous
>>121683
>disassembler side of town
>all the buildings are connected by windowless skyways
>The Lost Boys - Soundtrack - People Are Strange - By Echo & The Bunnymen -youtube thumb starts playing when you enter
No.121688
Anonymous
Replies:>>121712
>>121398
>>121400
Anyone else think Solver pregnancy is extremely hot?
>Strange fleshy creature writhing and squirming inside a female (optional) drone's stretched out bloated womb
No.121689
Anonymous
>>121617
> the sentinel drones are creeping at the windows again
also, i'm now imagining the mech's inner-drone to be detachable and carried around like a backpack
you know, for when you need an extra pair of arms
No.121690
Anonymous
Replies:>>121693
>>121686
>DD wife's feel when she orders a wagie drone meal delivery and comes downstairs to find you and the wagie drone fucking instead
No.121691
Anonymous
Image:173448169256.png(86kB, 320x180)Spoiler image
>>121679
>>121681
>>121683
>>121684
>As the dronedash wagie walks nervously down the bad part of town, internals jostling full of foodstuffs and seasoning, a simple melody can be heard.
>There is but one glimpse of a shadowy man following in the street light.
>All the wagie can do is not turn around and keep walking.
Neil Cicierega - Bega Interludeyoutube thumb
No.121692
Anonymous
>>121642
> the boxo products become even boxier
No.121693
Anonymous
Replies:>>121696
Image:173448184640.jpg(116kB, 435x375)1425754504928.jpg
>>121690
>tfw your thoughtful husband is adding extra filling to your holiday meal
He's a keeper.
No.121694
Anonymous
>>121642
Fugue, I'd like to know more about the Theatre system from a couple threads ago as well as Boxon lore
No.121695
Anonymous
>>121676
Kek
No.121696
Anonymous
Replies:>>121697
>>121693
>He announces he's keeping her
>Your wife's little snack is now your Little Snack
No.121697
Anonymous
Replies:>>121698>>121708>>121711
>>121696
>your DD wife (begrudgingly) obeys your orders to spare the wagie
>she helps you clean her out by scooping out the holiday stuffing from the WD's insides with her long, dextrous tongue
>she only occasionally nibbles at the WD's wiring to tease her
>the WD is a quivering mess by the time she's done getting cleaned out, her insides now thoroughly coated in your DD wife's nanite saliva
No.121698
Anonymous
>>121697
It's kind of like adopting a shaky dog that's terrified at every noise.
No.121699
Anonymous
>>121683
>worker signs up with dronedash
>keeps track of where dashers have "inexplicably" gone missing
>makes sure she gets assigned to these areas (always primarily populated by DDs)
>keeps a friendly face on, courteous and polite– gotta stay unassuming
>until one of the freaks makes a move, and they almost always do
>you can keep a lot of kit in a delivery pack. and a jury-rigged bootlooper is just small enough to fit in a doggy bag.
>doesn't stop 'em like the real thing, but it keeps them weakened, disoriented
>enough that a worker who knows what she's doing can hold her own and drop the oilsuckers with something as simple as a blunt object
>funny enough, she always gets a 5 star review
No.121700
Anonymous
Replies:>>121702
>>121653
>Be uzi
>Be boozy
>🫵😳
No.121701
Anonymous
Replies:>>121703
I need ask a question
No.121702
Anonymous
>>121700
>Uzi drunkenly mistakes a classmate for N.
>Shenanigans ensue.
No.121703
Anonymous
>>121701
Then ask it
No.121704
Anonymous
Replies:>>121705
I need to work
No.121705
Anonymous
>>121704
t. worker drone
No.121706
Anonymous
Replies:>>121707
Image:173448297338.jpg(415kB, 475x1294)Abbyworms.jpg
Need some brainworms?
No.121707
Anonymous
Replies:>>121709
Image:173448311132.jpg(29kB, 640x480)1706820169858133.jpg
>>121706
I don't have a brain so the worms can't feed.
They sometimes get slim pickings of stray impulses though.
No.121708
Anonymous
>>121697
Imagine a threesome between you, your wife, and Little Snack
Little Snack always clinging to you for help and continually thanking you for saving her
It's just like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from Always Sunny
No.121709
Anonymous
Replies:>>121710
Image:173448319441.png(565kB, 591x591)BrainofMensis.png
>>121707
>abby hears you dont have a brain
>Not realizing this is a joke, she pukes you a brain and it lands with a splat into your hands
>She waits for your response thinking she did a good job
No.121710
Anonymous
>>121709
>"Is there something wrong with it?"

>"How should I know? I'm a dentist."
No.121711
Anonymous
>>121697
it feels wrong that i find this hot
but dang if the idea of a dd and wd being mutual lovers and having their own 'thing' going on to isn't hot
maybe lil snack goes to wifey and the two 'check each other's internals' every now and again, with the moaning making it really hard for you to focus on your work when working from home
No.121712
Anonymous
Replies:>>121715>>121724
>>121688
I'm kind of shocked it's not more common to see than straight up robopreg considering two of the threads Uzi fankids involve Uzi being Solverpreg. It's at least the case with Akita and I recall some greens for Beretta going that route
No.121713
Anonymous
Replies:>>121714
Image:173448397292.jpg(565kB, 4096x2655)Uzi is packing.jpg
>>121653
Fun Facts* about Uzi Doorman
>Uzi is/was unfamiliar with how "sex" is supposed to work, and for the longest time legitimately assumed that things like tentacle hentai was depicting humans being tortured (hence why she has so much of it in her collection of 'edgy' stuff)
>darkXWolf17 is one of the biggest regular users on Outpost 3-chan, and is notorious for being virulently racist towards humans and human-lovers
>Uzi DOES in fact stink thanks to a combination of her 'oil' diet & all the Eldritch flesh inside and/or outside her body
>Uzi is now Schrodinger's Solverpede in that her 'real' body is determinate on how she perceives herself during any given moment
>Uzi & Khan are now on significantly better, with them regularly working on all sorts of creative engineering-related projects
>Uzi & V can now be classified as Vitriolic Best Buds, although both of them wouldn't dare admit or acknowledge this in public
>Uzi & Lizzy aren't necessarily friends now but their interactions are markedly less hostile compared to what it once was
>Uzi & N share a mutual love for roleplay (and not just the lewd kind either!)

*headcanon
No.121714
Anonymous
Replies:>>121725
>>121713
>uzi is such a gremlin that an actual uzi eclipses most of her body
Kek, Dumb dronelet.
No.121715
Anonymous
>>121712
Permapregnant breeder Uzi when?
No.121716
Anonymous
Video:173448423321.mp4(1.86MB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 720x720)RDT_20241218_090945.mp4
No.121717
Anonymous
Replies:>>121727>>121728
Image:173448450086.jpg(3.36MB, 3508x2480)Tempes_Mercury.jpg
No.121718
Anonymous
>>121642
I like his helmet
No.121719
Anonymous
Replies:>>121721>>121722>>121975
>downloader dronedr, the app for gay guys to meet gay drones
>hoping i get matched with a fat assed twink
>match almost instantly
>set up a meet up
>go to the location, a dark alley
>a male sentinel approaches
>dang, he got the curves
>go back to his apartment with him
>get ready to get frisky
>shucks his outfit
>turns out it's a female drone crossdressing
>try to escape, but a bunch of dds and wds block the way
>call 911
>scream that i'm being screwed by a bunch of women
>they tell me to fuck off and stop rubbing it in their faces
>mfw
No.121721
Anonymous
>>121719
You VILL put ze penis inside ze sentinel vagina.
No.121722
Anonymous
Replies:>>121729
Image:173448500862.jpg(202kB, 923x778)1715010344746727.jpg
>>121719
Well I never considered Sentinel M or M being duped into using dronedr but I am now.
No.121723
Anonymous
Replies:>>121976
>>121658
If you are >>119210, then: >>119235, But if you are >>119246, then sorry for not answering:
>Spoiler
Question is worded a little weird, but i think its a yes, if you manage to earn her trust enough to cuddle shes probably enjoy it as much as you would.

But if you are >>120226, then: >>120239
No.121724
Anonymous
Replies:>>121726>>121730>>121732
>>121712
>sentinel drone embarrassed by her quickly growing baby bump, the other girls teasing her as they all get a deep cleaning together
>pregnant disassembler getting cravings for weirdly specific drones, struggling to fly with the extra weight
>pregnant worker carrying out her duties on a construction site without a care in the world (she put safety gear and a hard hat on her baby bump, so it'll be fine)