/md/ - Murder Drones

>>118304
No.

>>118305
:(

>>118303
An evil bastard

>>118299
>T
>3
>2
NEVER!

>>118303
Oh dear god

>>118304
I'll read it

>>118304
AU where Abby & Jane swap places

>>118311
:)

>>118313
Her boyfriend Anon will call her “cutie-fly”

Witch's Curse Turn Farmer Wives Into Monster Girls | Bonny comic dub
This with solver witches turning dude wives into solver abomination

>>118303
I'd fuck it!

>>118317
>Jojo poses
Kek

>>118313
Steak

Sonic 3 looks WILD! Jim Carrey as Doctor Eggman and Gerald Robotnik with Shadow will be PEAK
Mitchell and john

>>118323
HUH?

>>118323
What a read

>>118326
They better beat him to death

>>116951
>you resist the urge to pat her head, instead patting her consolingly on the shoulder
well... I know I wouldn'ta made it through the night on my own. I'm still kickin' 'cause of you.
>Lady lifts her head a little, eye darting to glance at you with a quiet whirr.
>"for now." she looks away again. "I might get you killed, too."
you won't, alright? as long as we take off before dusk we'll be fine.
>she nods, but you can tell she's not quite convinced.
>in truth, you're not convinced either. this was the only town for miles, and even if you managed to make it back to civilization before nightfall, there was no guarantee you could get word to command for evac.
>it was all you could do to get as far from here as possible and hope to god those things couldn't track you– or failing that, wouldn't bother to.
>but to do that you needed a car– the truck was fucked and trying to escape on foot would only mean you'd die tired.
>you breathe in a lungful of frigid air, trying to push the gnawing pessimism from your thoughts.
okay, maybe I can't say that for sure. but I'm damn sure that I'm better off with you by my side–
>with the vote of confidence, she stands a bit straighter, shaking the slight slump from her frame
–an' if we do go down, we go down swingin'.
>you give her a playful slug in the arm.
>thankfully for your hand, her uniform cushions the blow
that's something you lil buggers do better than any human ever will–
>scenes from last night flash through your mind
>the image of a shotgun held in broken, shaking hands
–fightin' 'til you can't no more.
>her eye lists downward again, yet somehow you feel that it's not out of sadness. more... contemplation.
>you walk a short ways toward the next car in silence
>"Jitters." Lady somberly squeaks.
>you look to the little white drone, her chassis dappled with grey-brown camouflage
>"we called her Jitters. she's... she was a bit of a scaredy-cat. always nervous."
>it doesn't take long to click with you just who she's talking about.
>"she would shake like hell any time we started taking fire. she always did her part, though. scared as she was, she always did her part."
>"but she wasn't so good at long range– we worried they'd haul her off for being defective."
>her voice brightens ever-so slightly.
>"but in close quarters? nothing could stop her. 'specially if someone else's life was on the line. anything fool enough to scare her, she'd put holes in it 'til it stopped being so scary."
>Lady chuckles softly,
>"it was a sight, seeing her shakin' like a leaf, like she was gonna turn tail and run– and instead go charging headlong into danger, guns blazing, just tearing through like a runaway train."
>her eye faces forward, but the way it drifts about tells you she's somewhere else. somewhere louder and lot less lonely.
>"Jitters was... really something."
>you can almost hear the faint smile in her voice.

>>118326
Are they here to give me a promotion?

>>118323
did he turn the oogs into...
does it do that while it's still attac, too?

>>118329
No. They're here to kill you painfully.

>>118323
Fuck, it's so vile, that's even hilarious!

I need the Femanons to draw N's dick being mutilated as punishment

THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING ELSE. LOOK AND READ THIS
>>118131
>>118131
>>118131
>>118131

Just learned that the Mario Movie actually had an entire original soundtrack that got replaced at the last minute by some executive shithead, they had to fight just to keep the Star Power music during the Bowser fight. Could you imagine if Murder Drones did that? Like all of the shows original music was replaced by 80s-90s pop music?

It's quiet...I must assume that everyone is snuggled up in bed with their Drone, dreaming of electric sheep

>>118323
I love how N is totally ignorant of this shit.
Also thread slow

>>118340
You and me are the only thread survivors. We must repopulate together

>>118340
Yeah it is, I'm too busy decomposing while trying to write

>>118337
Losing BITE ME and FOREVER: fuck no
Losing Endless Dream: Liam turned that beautiful song into pure emotional blueballs by having V not only survive without a scratch but end the series the same murderous BPDemon she started it as without realizing that's what he wrote her still being, and I'm one of those rare people who thinks it's better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost
Losing the rest: the rest honestly never stood out to me, but I guess losing the prom fight theme would suck

>>118343
I refuse

>>118343
I would.

>>118341
>>118342
>>118343
So really why is it so quiet anyways?

N is overrated. Thad should get the attention

>>118349
Fuck if I know

>>118343
Plap

>>118339
Yeah, it really has gotten quiet lately. I thought finals were over

>>118348
I don't know, but it'll pick up soon. I know it

>>118352
>>118348
>PLAUSIBLE THEORY: In one hour the new Digital Circus episode airs...perhaps the Anons have moved on and are waiting for that?

>>118349
Yeah, but, like, Thad wouldn't be constantly fighting the urge to gut you or bite your throat out, so it's not nearly as hot.

>>118355
Ah fuck. Traitors

>>118351
>>118354
Is it a Plap or is it a Clang?

>>118354
Yeesh

>>118358
Its a yes.

>>118358
Fleshy metal thudding sound, like the crowbar on meat from Half Life

>>118354
Im going to mess around with her exposed heart, and nobody will stop me.

>>118354
I am going to fug her bow

>>118307
Nigga you are literally begging for attention.

>>118358
Plang

What if instead of larping as generic sitcom stereotypes, the worker drones larped as vietcong, i mean, they got the height for it.

>>118366
She's already Vickers girl-ing more proficiently than Beretta was at her age.

>>118334
well i’m not the one that draws dick mutilation

>>118370
Weakling. I will send you a picture of my dick for reference.

>>118358
it's a clap

>>118334
No

>>118173
>>118174
I'll give Inkscape and Alpaca a look. I'm currently using paint.net. What features do the more expensive tablets have that the cheaper ones lack?

>>118371
Well come on do it

>>118334
N's dick did nothing wrong. It's only following its disassembly drone nature to consume.

>>118366
Yey

>>118366
I would like to pet this creature

>>118348
I'm tired boss
Not of thread but irl let me rest a bit I'll be back fr

>>118274
Security Carl is good for unity, mainly because his Pathetic status draws most of the ire from everyone else and increases the rest of the teams cohesion

>>118367
They could, but almost all normal workerdrones act like the most soulless NPC imaginable. I mean in the end it's just an in universe explanation for Liam not wanting to flesh out background characters but the further I get with the rewatch, the less I like everyone except a handfull of people

>>118354
Holy shit, I must call Hans.

Can Amda be fixed?
Really, can any destroyed WD that is NOT a zombiedrone be fixed at all (Ik Amda is zd, questions arr unrelated)?

>UZI HAS FALLEN

>>118382
Whose Hans

>>118375
Why do you want to see my dick?

>>118366
Anon, she is so cute, I have to ask how did you come to this style? How did you find your style in the first time? What is style anyway?

>>118385
Funny German guy. She'd like him, he's a hot guy.

>>118354
You would be eviscerated long before you got the chance.

>>118348
I'm a bit tired of these threads, so many months of sitting here, from morning to night, pretty much all my free time. It can get tiring sooner or later. But I'll start funposting again soon, don't worry anon.

>>118391
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>118366
Ah, so this is what SCP means about Keter class! A Keter!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r Drone Into A Horse

>>118370 me
>>118375 not me

>>118395
Well, at least V won't be getting so stretched out any more.

>>118391
I know what I want, but it's not on the menu

>>118398
You can still buy it, you just need to speak with a manager

>Shitty OC Ideas: Indiana Jones Drone

>>118400
that is shitty, because it should be Indiana Drones

>>118401
Didn't someone already do that?

>>118398
>"Yes hello I would like to clang the cashier"

>>118392
She so cute!

>>118383
I'll fix her with my dick

I am dejected over drawfaggotry. It will take years to sketch at the level I wish I could sketch but I don't feel like I have years. I am older than I feel a pressure to spend more and more time making money or networking.

>>118406
older than I would like to admit and I feel a pressure*

>>118391
Loved the new episode

>>118408
it was pretty good but man it stings to see the three most likeable characters really going through it

Fellas, if all the stalls at the office bathrooms are occupied, can I use one of the drone restrooms?
Why are there even specialized washrooms for drones?

What do I get out of practicing drawing squares anyway?

>>118410
And it nice to see gummigoo again

God I wish there was a sentinel version of him

>>118412
anon nO IT'S A TRAP DON'T GO IN THERE

>>118414
I have this idea that one of the sentinel handlers was a human version of him and that's where Beau got the hat from.
And yes, Amda had an unrequited crush on him.

>>118387
>What is style anyway?
Some things feel easier to do, or more attractive, or you're more familiar with them, and so you tend to replicate them. Then when you notice the patterns that you tend to insert, there's often a conscious leaning-in to them, amplifying the effect.
>>118406
>the level I wish I could sketch
What level is that? I needed ~three months (inclusive of hiatuses and breaks) to get to a level where I didn't instantly bueno when I finished a piece.
>I don't feel like I have years
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step (onto an airplane). If you're working on sketches, just jot one down every now and then when you have time. It doesn't need to be a full-on commitment.

>>118416
>>118414
*and Alice gave his hat to Beau after the core collapse

Is it me, or have the threads been rather slow regarding art as of late?

>>118417
>instantly bueno when
Did they seriously filter 'сringe' (bueno криндж) to 'bueno'?

>>118419
They get slower each time someone points it out.

>>118417
I guess to the level of the top one third of the drawfags here.

>>118421
fuck, sorry

>>118413
It's only for perspective, it should help with 3d imagination if you have issues with that, as well as making stuff look less flat. Depth is necessary even if you don't do a background at all

>>118424
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>118427
She's such a cute drone

>>118416
>>118418
Since Amda was only caught by Sentinels after she made it to the office spaces already, do you think she came across that guys body?

>>118419
Yes, finals are to blame

>>118425
How do you give something depth without shading?

>>118413
The world.
It helps with angles, it helps with straightness of line, it helps with creating forms (breaking more complicated objects into collections of simpler ones). Squares are also useful for getting perspective and orientation correct.

we don't really know anything about Yeva personality-wise, do we? we can assume she was a loving mother, given how far doll went to avenge her– but beyond thar we don't have much.

>>118435
I think it is called vanishing point in English, I don't use it but it does create it very easily and shows how perspective comes together with very few lines already. Use it for practice but not if you try make stuff realistic, it doesn't work for that, not enough space.
Basically you set a point somewhere, which would beet's say the end of a hallway, every edge that doesn't border a surface facing you should be lined up with that point. (Assuming ones only uses cubes and so on)
Maybe that is just for perspective but I think it should work with depth too

>>118439
Ah I see, thanks

>>118434
Cute feet but also weird.

>>118443
No, the Foundation needs to let her out! She's safe, she's SAFE!!!😭

I'm going to eat Tessa.

>>118449
>t. J, moments after being possessed

>>118449
I'm going to eat Tessa out.

>>118447
>J After Eating A Whole Bag Of Taki's In One Sitting

For each drawfag you can think of, what’s one thing they do better than every other drawfag?

>>118454
I can't think of any by name. And you are a fuckhead for asking these questions, shame on you

>>118454
Draw their own characters, ig?

WHAT IF UZI WAS A RAGING ALCOHOLIC?

>>118424
SEX

>>118455
What’s wrong with it? I’m just trying to find what each drawfag’s special thing they do the best out of everybody is.
>>118456
That doesn’t count.

>>118457
>Uzi doesn't build a railgun, she just beats N into submission

>>118460
hot of N

>>118434
I feel like she'd be more of a one-piece person

drone who is incredibly, vocally anti-human to the point she thinks they're only good as furniture, slaves, and fuel, and but also desperately wants some human dick

>>118462
she's the male swimsuit challenge type

>>118463
if you take away the human dick part and make it male, this is U+1F913

Fourth episode is better than the last one(I really liked the scary Gangl moment, it was what I expected from episode 3, too bad the episode itself wasn't horror), but it feels like it's missing something. Like half of the episode was cut off.

Fuck, I felt similar in episode 8 of MD and last episode, why the fuck are Glitch rushing things so much?

>>118432
Maybe.

>>118451
t. Proto-J

>>118466
>why the fuck are Glitch rushing things so much?
because they found a money printer and the longer they go without a new episode the more of their zoomer audience loses interest

>>118424
She is damn cute and hot.

>>118463
Slutty little wagie tsundere drone!

>>118429
Anon, why do you keep subjecting my heterosexuality to such blows? It's already bursting at the seams.

>>118437
My God, she is so hot.

>>118429
That things gonna be touching her core

>>118471
there are two routes this could take:
>1. she's racist to begin with and finds as many ways to make her hatred known while working her 9 to 5
>2. she became racist when she was put in a role and/or given corporate-mandated mods that make her worse off than Cici

>>118443
Finally, SCP adaptation.

And kek image.

Is N’s stomach like a water balloon?

>>118474
It's going to go all the way into the black hole at the center of her core and he will nut into another dimension

>>118477
Define "like a water balloon"

>>118477
No. It's like an organ that will burst open painfully then regenerate

>>118366
Aquito

>>118463
Elf. Definitely Elf.

And MG.

>>118479
Elastic and stretchy. Thin. Able to stretch a lot to make room for more.
>>118480
How much water would it take to burst it open?

>>118482
>Elf
Yeah, that makes sense
>spoiler
And that makes sense to, just working a 9-5 all the time is bound to burn you out I guess

>>118446
I think Yeva must have had both a sense of duty and fairness, given she chose to repay Mitchell for hiding her at the church and stop Nori's rampage rather than just bailing

>>118480
it's obviously resilient, given he can eat so many rocks

>>118475
>Anon asks her which TV is the best
>"And I guess all you fleshies just think I know that because I'm a drone, right? 'Oh, let's ask the drone, she's made of metal too!' You guys are such racist-"
I'm asking you because you WORK HERE. Idiot.
>She looks a little embarrassed now

>>118469
Well, Glitch can't be THAT much of bastards.

>>118483
This is a cumflatiom thing isn't it?

>>118484
He's weird like that

>>118429
This looks weird to me. Did you rush it?

>>118438
Elaborate please.

>>118489
No, water.

>>118483
3 gallons until the stomach pops

>>118488
I don't even know that I'd call TADC a money printer given that it's confirmed to be a single season thing. There's a hard point where the gravy train stops. A money printer would be something like Star Wars or The Simpsons, where they just keep milking it until the original fanbase has come to revile it but for some reason they keep showing up and spending their money anyway.

>>118493
N’s abdomen doesn’t seem big enough to hold nearly 3 gallons. How does this work?

>>118493
no way. he had to eat way more than three gallons worth of human during the solver war

>>118494
>the original fanbase has come to revile it but for some reason they keep showing up and spending their money anyway.
But that's not what happens with Star Wars. The Mouse killed the original fanbase's interest.

>>118496
When N is feral, his digestive system functions at insane speeds to make room for more and more. Also, since he’s generating his weapons and wings, the energy is used up quickly, leaving him hungry for more.
When N is peaceful, his digestive system functions more slowly, like a human’s. The last thing he ate will stay in his stomach for a while.

Reminder: N has definitely eaten countless human children and babies

>>118499
Millions must have been eaten.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Solver Wars (You)r Peaceful AU

>>118499
N does what he's told. He's a good dog.

>>118345
I was honestly thinking of the idea of Lizzy showing N and Uzi a message V made for them (As it's implied that V is in contact with her in episode 7), which is basically her dialogue in the hallway scene in episode 8 as a post-mortem sort of thing. I think it can both have V confessing about working for Cyn and knowing about it and apologizing to N for mistreating him, while also still committing to V actually dying without the whole "lol she's alive and survived the sentinels" bs.

>>118502
>your AU now never had a Solver War

>>118504
I still think the best approach would be having V respawn in Uzi, since she's her admin now and not the Solver, and take over Uzi's tail. Keep V around without walking back 6's ending: she died, but DDs can't stay dead, but Uzi doesn't know how to put her in a fresh body so V's just her familiar for the foreseeable future.

>>118504
that would be kino
it could be a message she made in her dying moments

>>118506
That would be a cool idea. Will Doll be able to talk to Uzi in your ideal Murder Drones?

>>118507
>N removing your kidneys
>N opening up his abdomen and extracting his own
>N placing his kidneys inside of you as a replacement
>N always being there with you
>feeling your kidneys jump with joy whenever N is near
>N slowly replacing all your organs with his own so you can be together forever

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

FUCK YOU!
>Removes N From Any And All Universes

>>118510
I'm not giving that bastard my humanity, certainly not in this way.

I'd rather take a bullet.

>>118511
I don't give a shit, my wife is femN.

Not sure if this is asked before, but is there any art of J as a Spudsy's manager?

>>118509
Yup. Uzi's mind palace has a bunch of people active in it.

>>118507
>Insomniac Izz trying to eat raspberry jam in the dark but spilling it all over herself
>N hears her snacking and goes to the kitchen, using his sensor spheres to light the scene
>as the helpful drone sees his barely-cognizant master covered in jam, he unfurls his claws, wiping away the sticky substance down to a nanometer's length away from her shirt, saving her the embarassment of having stained clothes
>N uses his gentle mouth to remove the jam from Izz's skin, letting some spill out of his mouth so the human doesn't feel so embarrassed by being clumsy

>>118517
Having Doll either apologize to V, realizing how futile revenge is or just have the two bicker in Uzi's head for all eternity would be interesting. Knowing Liam, I'd probably expect the latter

>>118518
this would happen

I don't like (You)r OC specifically. Whatcha' gonna do 'bout it, bitch boy?

>>118521
Same thing I always do... Nothing!

Remember when Murder Drones used that stock punch sound effect?
Punch Sound Effect.

>>118502
fixed typo
>the Solver War happens in the domestic AU (nevermind the fact that it already happened and the humans won in that AU)
>one day N-11X110110 and U+1F913 start to feel and act a bit off, but they themselves are just as confused as to why
>that night, the two of them enjoy a nice father-son bonding activity of tearing apart and eating their wife/mom and son/brother while those two desperately try to do anything to bring back the N and U+ they know and love
>until they finally go silent, and the two drones stay there for a bit until they’ve scarfed down every last scrap of meat the corpses have to offer, then finally move on to the neighbors

>Stone's escape pod is finally floating toward a celestial body
>What planet is he heading to?

>>118527
Poochie Planet

>>118513
Based

>>118502
>Peaceful AU
Sorry, don't have one.

>>118521
I'm gonna tell you to take a number and step to the back of the line. it's not that long it's just the handful guys in front of you have some strong opinions so they're probably gonna go on for a while

>>118528
>The landing craft is not detected by the dogs, who have currently evolved into a 1960s-esque society
>The dropship lands dead center of a city called New Bork, crashing into an apartment building and destroying the entire upper floor
>His landing is taken as an alien invasion, everyone is up in arms against the sudden intrusion
>When he finally gets free from the cryochamber, he walks outside in full combat equipment only to shot by a sniper somewhere in the city
>It doesn't kill him, so he they capture him and take him to an Area 51 analog
>He is then tortured and questioned for a decade afterwards by dogs

>>118534
Time to add it to the list of MD fanfics I need to read

>>118521
... you don't like Glock and Balls?

>>118525
again with this meme, huh, nerd. fine, whatsit gonna be this time, full nelson or sword swallower?

>using a grunt drone's ass as a heated pillow while it snipes the enemy from a safe distance

I never read any of your greentexts or A03s

>>118466
There was clearly supposed to be an arc for Gangle but they basically set up "hey you're a dick when you're forced to be happy" ended it on a gag and then never had any kind of satisfying payoff with that or Pomni's gator fetish.

>>118541
How Dare You!

>>118469
Most mfs here are zoomers plu

>>118541
I don't even read my greentexts. Checkmate.

>>118544
PLUH‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥
SPIT YO SHIT, MY FELLOW ZOOMER

After seeing that drawing by Switchanon with Martha and Louisa arguing, what is their theoretical relationship with their mother? Did she prefer one or the other? Was she kind or strict?

>>118541
Only the greentexts, ao3 scares me

ayo can I make art requests in this thread?

>>118534
OHHHH

>>118521
Kay

goddamn, exams can't end soon enough. I'm not in school anymore but. oof.
The Specials - Ghost Town

>>118482
You travel to the intergalactic tech fair and head over to the JCJ booth, finding Elf manning it.
The product she is meant to show off to potential investors is actually herself.
How would you proceed in order to make the experience as good or as bad as possible for her?

JC is my favorite OC, the other ones are pure dogshit

>>118552
Is it over?