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No.117270
Murder Drones (#113)Anonymous
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Hey there Friend!
You know why I'm here, so we can keep talking about Drones, since we love them so much, and I hope we keep talking about them.
I hope you are having a nice day.
The fabulous Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of the so, so, so many amazing OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The last Thread: >>116255
No.117276
Anonymous
Replies:>>117278
Your fortune: Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Licks (You)r Drone's Screen After Eating Fast Food
No.117277
Anonymous
Video:173397246524.mp4(4.27MB / 0:00:30 / avc1, 1194x638)CH PARTY.mp4
Look at her go!
No.117278
Anonymous
Replies:>>117330
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>>117276
why would you do that...
No.117279
Anonymous
>>117271
Because he based and your ship is shit
No.117280
Anonymous
Audio:173397255155.mp3(149kB / 0:00:06 / 192kbps, 44.1kHz)SMAC - Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you..mp3
No.117282
Anonymous
Replies:>>117290
>>117280
of course they look up to me they're all fucking dwarfs
No.117283
Anonymous
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What if... Vicker girl miku
No.117284
Anonymous
Replies:>>117297
>>117280
What the audio source?
No.117285
Anonymous
Replies:>>117327
Video:173397272807.mp4(70kB / 0:00:01 / avc1, 720x720)HTsORAnfEX6NRz0B.mp4
GYATT
No.117286
Anonymous
Replies:>>117288
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>N does his best to fit in with drone society
>he realizes that he needs a last name
>looking to his one and only worker drone friend, Uzi Doorman, he comes up with his own
>you may now refer to him as N Murderman
No.117287
Anonymous
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No.117288
Anonymous
>>117286
N can just use Elliot instead
No.117290
Anonymous
>>117282
Dwarfism is no joke, imagine waking as Dwarf
You'd have a short temper for sure, it'd be the height of insults
No.117291
Anonymous
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reposting because i made good progress today (i still draw slowly, but i make up for it for waking up at 5am and just drawing all morning on days off)
No.117292
Anonymous
>>117265
Very based but wouldn't it be a shame if his job forced him to move and he wasn't able to tell her beforehand? :D
No.117293
Anonymous
Image:173397292862.jpg(196kB, 1920x1920)Spoiler image
No.117294
Anonymous
Replies:>>117307
>>117291
Look great, will the guy have a name?
No.117295
Anonymous
Video:173397312724.mp4(1.25MB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 480x600)average femanon.mp4
No.117296
Anonymous
Tying Elf down on a table
Covering my hands in massage oil and absolutely going to town on her ears
Running my fingers back and forth from the base to the tips
Pinching them lightly
Making sure every single inch of them gets thoroughly massaged with oil
Going even faster as she tries to hold back her voice, forcing her to cry out in pleasure
Increasing the pressure of my massages when she tries to turn invisible until she flickers back into view
Continuing this for multiple hours straight until she's nothing but a drooling panting mess
Recording the entire thing and using it as blackmail so that I can continue to do it again and again
No.117297
Anonymous
Replies:>>117298
>>117284
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. It prompts when you hit the exit game button and a confirmation to exit appears.
No.117298
Anonymous
>>117297
Thanks 👍
No.117299
Anonymous
Replies:>>117343
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Do you believe that N dreams of being a viking or is a viking at sleeping?
No.117300
Anonymous
Replies:>>117302
>>94969
Omg need...that laugh is pure sexo how is that so FUCKING HNGH jesus
No.117301
Anonymous
>>117293
I don't believe there's actual people who are into that shitty pornstyle bodytype🤢🤮
No.117302
Anonymous
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>>117300
But at the same time that haunting ass Sentinel soundtrack in the back, need Glitchiggers to release the original files
Imagine the possible existence of cut scenes
Or scrapped, znused voicelines
No.117303
Anonymous
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This with snessa
No.117304
Anonymous
Replies:>>117312
>>117296
Is this just a long, roundabout way to try and get her to like you
No.117306
Anonymous
Replies:>>117308
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Have you earned some candy from Abbys bowl?
No.117307
Anonymous
Replies:>>117414
>>117294
Dont have a name for eather the mech nor the pilot yet, names for me just kinda happen for me eventualy.
As for naming the classification of the mech themselves, tempted to just call them 'Cavalry-class' Sentinels.
No.117308
Anonymous
Replies:>>117319
>>117306
No.
I don't like Abby. She's a nerd.
No.117309
Anonymous
>>117251
>be you, preparing dinner
>Alice steps back inside after chopping some logs
>she sets them into the fireplace and walks into the kitchen pulling off her jacket
>steam pours off of her, she really worked up a sweat
>you can smell her musk even before she pulls you down into a kiss
>up close it's intoxicating. the scents of sweat, smoke, whiskey, and wood mingle together to into an aroma that wreaths itself around your brain and makes you feel like you might just melt
>you take dinner off the burner as Alice starts using her long, dextrous tongue
>after what feels like hours, she pulls back, leaving you gasping for breath, desperate for more
>"dinner'll hafta wait sugar, all'a this hard work's got muh oll pumpin somethin' fierce"
>she shoots you a lascivious grin
>"put a cover over thayt fer now, you n' me are gonna go break us another bed"
No.117310
Anonymous
Replies:>>117314
>>117301
I know, it's disgusting knowing straight men exist.
No.117311
Anonymous
Replies:>>117313
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No.117312
Anonymous
Replies:>>117317
>>117304
Do you think it worked?
No.117313
Anonymous
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>>117311
No.117314
Anonymous
Replies:>>117315
>>117310
are you black or what that Cynwalker is just obese no way you are into that lmao
No.117315
Anonymous
Replies:>>117323
>>117314
no I'm just attracted to women
No.117317
Anonymous
>>117312
I dunno man, the only way to check is to "accidentally" mention where you'll be tonight, alone, and see if anyone shows up (wink wink nudge nudge)
No.117318
Anonymous
A couple hundred threads ago or so someone posted the link to a book that was a guide to writing properly, and I completely forgot to grab it. Anyone know what that book was?
I don't want to try and trawl through that many threads, so I'll just hope the anon who posted it is still around and remembers.
No.117319
Anonymous
>>117308
She could be YOUR nerd
and after she mutates, she is less nerdy probably
No.117320
Anonymous
Replies:>>117342
>>117309
>Beds are broken very regularly in your household
>Beau has become a trained pro at building IKEA beds
>He can fully assemble a new one in under five minutes
>That doesn't change how judgmentally he stares at you and Alice as he does it, though
No.117321
Anonymous
Replies:>>117322
>>117319
after she mutates, she's an even BIGGER nerd. after all, when Jane's the last one left she's gonna have a lot of time on her hands
No.117322
Anonymous
Replies:>>117333
>>117319
>>117321
>Abby attacks!
>You have to stop her, but how?
>You begin quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>It seems to work, except now she's insisting on binging every piece of media with John Cleese in it
No.117323
Anonymous
>>117315
Ok sorry then we good
No.117325
Anonymous
Replies:>>117328
No.117327
Anonymous
>>117285
Oh god. O
No.117328
Anonymous
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>>117325
>t.
No.117330
Anonymous
>>117278
Because I am a cruel man
No.117331
Anonymous
Real talk, how do we go about making Dred'fal a non-funpost character? I don't want to forget doing it, but in the event I do, I want to hear some of your suggestions
No.117332
Anonymous
Replies:>>117334
>>117328
bit of a difference between liking porn bodies and natural female bodies innit
No.117333
Anonymous
Replies:>>117338
>>117322
>You watch with her
>She is drooling all over the popcorn
>and bleeding on it
>and mutating the popcorn
>but its a nice binge
No.117334
Anonymous
Replies:>>117337
No.117335
Anonymous
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>>117331
I'm too eepy to answer this question, ask again tomorrow
No.117336
Anonymous
Replies:>>117347
>>117331
I'd be extremely tongue-in-cheek, and make him as much of a schlocky comic book sequel villain as possible.
No.117337
Anonymous
>>117334
oil up
No.117338
Anonymous
>>117333
She uses all three hands to feed herself, the bow, and you all at once
No.117339
Anonymous
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>>117309
Hohoho oh boy that's nICE hnn
That smell that imagery holy oooooh man
Am feelin with Alice in my mind I'm luckier than anything irl could realistically make me this gotta be peak
What can beat THAT?
No.117340
Anonymous
>>117000
Oh my God, that's so sweet!
No.117341
Anonymous
>>117328
Somebody should redraw that with eye
No.117342
Anonymous
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>>117320
>hot, heavy, passionate lovemaking with Alice, she's riding you like a jackhammer
>whole room is steamy, smells of sweat and lubricant, sounds of metal slapping hard and desperate against flesh
>you're both completely lost in each other and the moment, loudly moaning each other's names, embracing and kissing between pants and groans
>can literally feel the bed below you splintering in real time
>you both come at the same time, and you nut so hard you see fucking stars
>Alice's entire chassis trembles as she arches her back and screams in pure unfiltered primal ecstasy, drowned completely in the throes of her climax
>holding her tight in the ruins of your bed, softly rubbing her back in circles, comforting her as she recovers from such an intense orgasm, she's still completely out of it and mindlessly mumbling a bunch of incomprehensible sappy southern words of what you assume must be affection
>and then, looking behind her, you see him standing there in the doorway
>just fucking standing there
>motionless
>with this face boring into your very soul
>knowing what you've done
No.117343
Anonymous
No.117344
Anonymous
>>117342
>you shoot him a finger gun as you give Alice's ass a squeeze
No.117345
Anonymous
>>117342
>You promise Beau that you'll get him something from the food court next time you all go to IKEA to buy five- no, ten- maybe fifteen more bed kits
>His expression goes from terrifyingly flat to irritated
>.... right, he doesn't have a mouth... so he can't eat food...
No.117346
Anonymous
No.117347
Anonymous
Replies:>>117415
>>117336
Alternatively, I dunno. Make it so rather than "generic alien overlord", Dred'fal is leading a Solver Subjugation force with the goal of shoving it back in the void it came from. Which means banishing all the main characters to the void, where they'll drown in darkness for eternity.
This also explains why he's not just popped by Uzi, he and all his forces have taken precautions.
No.117348
Anonymous
Replies:>>117361
>>117345
Get him a new cowboy hat… or a voice box that talks like clint eastwood.
No.117349
Anonymous
Replies:>>117358
In the moment when N decapitated Tessa; Did he realize that it was a trick from the Solver based on her suspicious behavior, or did he just stopped caring about Tessa in that moment in favor of Uzi?
No.117350
Anonymous
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>>117066
Oh so beretta
No.117351
Anonymous
>>117345
I'd get Beau a bunch of model kits designed for building a scale Western town, including townsfolk, bandits and lawmen. He could make bank robberies, duels at sundown, whatever little dioramas he wants.

What do you mean they don't sell model kits at IKEA?
No.117352
Anonymous
>>117350
NO WAY
SEX
No.117353
Anonymous
Replies:>>117360
does N have a tummy?
No.117354
Anonymous
>>117350
Cómo se dice "based"?
No.117355
Anonymous
>>117350
Beretta, more like Buttretta. Haha, gottem.
No.117356
Anonymous
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Reposting Abby
No.117357
Anonymous
>>117350
YEEEEEES
No.117358
Anonymous
>>117349
He might've not known exactly what the fuck was up with her, but I think in that moment he knew just instinctively that whatever this thing was, it was definitely not Tessa - at least not the one he knew.
No.117359
Anonymous
>>117342
I bet the scream was loud enough to hear in the neighboring outpost.
No.117360
Anonymous
Replies:>>117362
>>117353
Yes and it will be your tomb
No.117361
Anonymous
>>117348
Beau with a voice would be uncanny
>You and Alice going at it again
>Her fingers are digging into your back as she nibbles at your neck
>Her whispers of "yes" are getting louder and louder, more and more passionate, to the point you feel-
>The sound of a revolver cylinder spinning, clicking, interrupts your "activity"
>A deep, drawling voice comes from out of sight
>"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
>Beau sidles into view, blindfolded so as not to compromise Alice's deceny
>He's holding a sixshooter loaded with rubber rounds
>He points it at you
Beau... uh, I know that Alice and I have... uh... let's be reasonable, hey?
>"I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it."
>With that he unloads every round in the weapon into your balls
No.117362
Anonymous
Replies:>>117432
No.117363
Anonymous
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>>117342
>and you nut so hard you see fucking stars
Unironically happened twice now
No.117364
Anonymous
No.117365
Anonymous
>>117356
Whats her headcannon voice and theme? Mutated Abby
Jane and Bonnie as well?
Got a order of the triad of women
No.117366
Anonymous
Replies:>>117367
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is this accurate to how the real N would’ve reacted to a pickaxe in his heart?
No.117367
Anonymous
Replies:>>117370
>>117366
Appropriate reaction to a pickaxe being put in your heart is probably
>AHHHHHHH!!!!
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>AIAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!
>AAAAAAAH!
No.117368
Anonymous
what if i EYCKED n?
No.117369
Anonymous
>>117351
Oh yes
Wgmhen bein with Alice and the Beau in such a scenario there'd surely be some of those old fruitboxes there too, from farm marksts or however its called, sandpaper saw and cutterknife and he can build a western town, also some wire, paint and figures! Maybe need to give him a second hand for that tho.
No.117370
Anonymous
>>117367
well is that what N would’ve done?
No.117371
Anonymous
>>117361
Kek wtf
No.117372
Anonymous
Replies:>>117378
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i need him so fucking fucking bad
No.117373
Anonymous
What if N had the voice of a 50 year old smoker and literally nothing else changed?
No.117374
Anonymous
>>117350
>Beretta is back
Based as FUCK
No.117375
Anonymous
Replies:>>117434
I want to rape N
No.117376
Anonymous
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>>117351
Speaking of modelkits, any consideration of what his fav aircraft/ship/tank or car would be?
Think Alice had favs too? Surely but I feel as if when I try I'd just insert my tastes instead of actual fits.
Need to draw Alice with a P-61... fits her in many ways
No.117377
Anonymous
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>>117361
>Beau pouts in his timeout cage after a VERY long and severe scolding from Alice
>turns out getting shot pointblank in the balls with rubber bullets still basically feels like being shot in the balls with actual bullets
>it's gonna be quite a while before this cast can come off, which sadly means no "rodeos" with your beloved drone belle until then either
>getting doted on and carried around bridal style (as she keeps insistently doing) by Alice while you recover, though?
>still pretty great
No.117378
Anonymous
Replies:>>117381
Image:173397744238.png(9kB, 706x583)N Thumbs Up II.png
>>117372
Understood. A squad of Ns has been dispatched to your current location
No.117379
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!
>Forcibly Enlarges (You)r Drone
No.117380
Anonymous
>>117373
still would ofc
No.117381
Anonymous
Replies:>>117394
>>117378
they’re coming to cuddle with me, right?
No.117382
Anonymous
>>117365
Abby would sound like Elizabeth greene
No.117384
Anonymous
>>117373
So hollow knight Grimm?
No.117385
Anonymous
>>117377
Being doted on by our favorite southern gal would be a dream come true
And maybe timeout wouldn't be so bad if it's dressed up to look like Beau's in the old town jail, complete with a poster saying "WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE (Alive preferably): FOR SHOOTING ANON IN THE BALLS"
No.117386
Anonymous
>>117383
>Abby voice clip
Depressing
Jane sounding like Makima makes too much sense
No.117387
Anonymous
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I need hear Alice's talking and feel her not in the bing bang way no, there is other stuff too, even more alluring, like with her knife on Ugi's neck, or her entire mannerism during and before the fingercut scene😍 that off socially inept unchecked behaviour is soooo adorable and attractive,
Her hiding or just suddenly jumping you outta nowhere
Alice scaring you good in the dark
Or havin the lights off and her suddenly gone, you look for her and she grabs and bitey you
Or some other looney cutie moment, Alice suddenly yapping in another language, be it German or Russian, French or Italian, maybe Japanese even woooow! No need to understand, but I made one AI Alice speak like that and she delivered the nost accurate heavenly sounding whatever
That is so fucking amazing
No.117388
Anonymous
Replies:>>117400
Video:173397790339.mp4(143kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 376x360)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.mp4
>>117379
>Enlarges (You)r drone
>(You)r drone: mech
>Now need to deal with a knight sized Sentinel drone mech with hypercare issues.
No.117389
Anonymous
>>117365
if i told you you still wouldn’t be able to hear her because she’s bad at projecting her voice in front of strangers
No.117390
Anonymous
Replies:>>117393
>>117377
>the instant you recover, and the two of you make up for lost time
>you are going to make Beau regret ever being built
No.117391
Anonymous
>>117389
Kek
My loser rule wife
No.117392
Anonymous
Replies:>>117397
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>>117387
Alice turning off all the lights in the house and "hunting" you...
No.117393
Anonymous
>>117390
>Beau changes his voice again after hearing 48 straight hours of Anon and Alice screwing and saying some of the most degenerate things imaginable
>He's finally had it
>Hatred introyoutube thumb
>He's just going to end up in timeout again, which is probably for the best when he finds out he'll have another sibling soon
No.117394
Anonymous
Image:173397812886.jpg(59kB, 720x719)N give you chonky molk.jpg
>>117381
Of course, the love doing anything!
No.117395
Anonymous
Replies:>>117399
>>117389
>>117013
>>Nobody really noticed when she went missing
God Abby is such a sad OC
>Raised in the ranks only to be placed in the worst war imaginable in a squad led by someone more focused on keeping everyone from killing themselves and naive good will then winning
>Zero respect, No friends (outside of Pity of B and J), no one listens to her
>One times she tries to show off, she gets her own squad killed and she gets an awful infection, loses control of her eye
>Dies alone, betrayed, and mercilessly gunned down by Jane
>Turns into an awful agonizing creature fueled only by hatred and pain, wants desperately to get revenge and end its own suffering
>Cant and will never accomplish goal
No.117396
Anonymous
Replies:>>117448
>>117387
If we all loved one another the way this guy loves Alice, we would have peace on Earth
No.117397
Anonymous
>>117392
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yes please, imagine her straight uo jumping you hidden up somewhere... Or innawoods at night, of course in snowy leafless winter
Imagine her turning the visor off for that so she's lower vis, till she's in place, these eyes suddenly popping up either directly ahead 'fnaf-style' or above somewhere
No.117399
Anonymous
>>117395
I will be her friend and listen to all her lectures and gossip and nerdy shit
No.117400
Anonymous
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>>117388
No.117401
Anonymous
>>117264
You don't think straight when you're young-ish parents dealing with the fact that your younger daughter had to be shanghaied to a nitwit farm because she wouldn't stop trying to tear herself open and screaming schizo shit as she does. At least Colt turned out completely normal, unlike his older siblings. Or his future little sister.
No.117402
Anonymous
Need wagie drones, unf
No.117403
Anonymous
>>117373
What if V did? What if she just sounded like Dr. Girlfriend?
No.117404
Anonymous
Replies:>>117426
need alice sexfight...
No.117405
Anonymous
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No.117406
Anonymous
How do I break my drone's uppies addiction? It's becoming a problem.
No.117407
Anonymous
Replies:>>117409
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No.117408
Anonymous
Replies:>>117411
Imagine if the Solver never happened and Tessa manages to keep N,J and V up until her adult hood. And they slowly watch as she gets older and older, more tired and gray, while they are still working due to being robotic.
No.117409
Anonymous
>>117407
this is weird
No.117410
Anonymous
Replies:>>117416
>>117291
Mech-drone is very cute, I really want to hug her.
No.117411
Anonymous
>>117408
So the solverless timeline
No.117412
Anonymous
Replies:>>117457
>>117296
It's too much like rape, anon, I don't think Dr. Holly is going to let it go that easily.
No.117413
Anonymous
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Doll possessing J
No.117414
Anonymous
>>117307
Good filly.
No.117415
Anonymous
>>117347
I like this idea
>Dred'fal comes from an alien civilization that is familiar in dealing with Supernatural Stuff (or even actual Solver Stuff)
>He is the commander of a sizeable Solver Subjugation force tasked with clearing out the galaxy-sized "quarantine zone" that is Solver-infected space
>Because enforcement of the "quarantine" is indiscriminate Dred'fal & his forces are basically trapped inside until/unless they complete their mission
No.117416
Anonymous
Replies:>>117443
>>117410
the greatest tragedy of the mech drone is that she is purpose built to hug you, but has no body for you to hug.
No.117417
Anonymous
>>117413
that's pretty cool
No.117418
Anonymous
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No.117419
Anonymous
>>117356
>Needed Glasses
>after mutation she has more eyes then ever, and no glasses to fit them
Ironic
No.117420
Anonymous
>>117413
The yellow parts should be red.
No.117421
Anonymous
Replies:>>117422
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No.117422
Anonymous
Replies:>>117424
Audio:173397942234.mp3(65kB / 0:00:02 / 320kbps, 44.1kHz)Crunch.mp3
>>117421
No.117423
Anonymous
Replies:>>117446
Image:173397986328.jpg(52kB, 642x673)fairyink78.jpg
No.117424
Anonymous
>>117422
I had my phone on full volume at night chill out Satan😭🙏
No.117425
Anonymous
>>117342
Fucking kek.
No.117426
Anonymous
>>117404
Yes
chatgpt can do these things
No.117427
Anonymous
Image:173398004873.jpg(420kB, 4096x1394)GaSHCh3awAAa-1V.jpg
Don't open
No.117428
Anonymous
No.117429
Anonymous
Image:173398007070.jpg(381kB, 1672x1640)Gd37yEga8AABHOS.jpg
Don't open this one either
No.117430
Anonymous
>>117361
Fuck, my sides!
No.117431
Anonymous
What if we took old abandoned OCs and revamped them?
No.117432
Anonymous
>>117362
Shouldn't have bought the N "enlarged" model, eh?
No.117433
Anonymous
Replies:>>117437
All the Alicegreens this day are based, writeanons be blessed you are doing the lords work
Will be able to drawong overdue Alice things tomorrow again till then. Besides cozy, cute and saucy Alice things I've been thinking a ton about alternate episode 6 variants, and I made an incredible discovery few days ago regarding Alice that could be used for an ultimate asspull to bring her back without intricate background lore cause I did stuff to the brightness and contrast of Alice's last time onscreen (14:10-14:20 or so) and she literally had her full head there again. All blacked out, no hat or discernible antlers, but it is there
No.117434
Anonymous
>>117375
But what if N wants to rape you?
No.117435
Anonymous
Replies:>>117442
>>117427
>>117429
heed the warnings, don't make the mistake I did
No.117436
Anonymous
Image:173398056191.jpg(124kB, 1107x924)bafkreigqsgxv5ltffoqwhhs754rghlxiyrn5c4gkuv6ndetbn3wtlx77zu (1).jpg
No.117437
Anonymous
Replies:>>117448
>>117433
My original feelings towards Alice were basically just "huh, cool villain of the week" and nothing more, but these threads have slowly but surely converted me. I'm a true blue Alicefag now.
No.117438
Anonymous
Replies:>>117445
>>117427
False, Tessa bush hair would look like Australia like Saxton hale
No.117439
Anonymous
>>117429
I like doll being portrayed as this skinny tall russian
No.117440
Anonymous
>>117379
Giant Harper would have brought victory to mankind.
No.117441
Anonymous
>>117427
Why does that human doll would fit if she was a human?
No.117442
Anonymous
Image:173398090851.jpg(487kB, 1080x1352)Screenshot_2024-06-24-04-58-23-175_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
>>117435
Too late for me.😔. I regret.
Tho, we need decent humanisations of the drones. Human Alice here is great, simple art but I was totally in love with that when I found it, not just cause it's Alice but cause it's pretty much 100% what I always liked faceways anyways, felt like divine approval. Sounds yappy but the few lines in that art made it fit exactly, the eyes the nose the smile and chin
I need to draw that myself but stylization on human face is hard. And Alice absolutely needs either a bunch of oil or blood on her upper face, like tge left pic
No.117443
Anonymous
>>117416
But what about the head? Can I hug her head?
No.117444
Anonymous
>>117413
Based.
No.117445
Anonymous
Replies:>>117447
>>117438
Australia in the third millennium mandates by law that all able-bodied citizens must have their pubic hair shaved into the shape of the continent by drones
No.117446
Anonymous
No.117447
Anonymous
>>117445
No, their hair get shaved by the most deadliest wildlife
No.117448
Anonymous
>>117396
I should frame this
>>117437
Great to hear! I myself, I must shamefuly admit, didn't fall totally for her second I caught a glimpse of her,( tho I remember liking her much just for looks already and I figured based on what I heard in the threads that this is Alice (which sadly is one of the only things I remember from my original episode6 watch) even without subtitles or namedrop, am proud of that still), instead my inquiry into the Alice data collection memes made someone reply with collection images 2&3 of Emilyanons original Alicegreen, read them October 1st 2023 from 2AM-3:20 AM and I was IMMERESED and invested immediately?
All along I had the bad luck of my favourites never getting away ever, I still remember the feeling when realization set in that Alice is not going to die in that green despite acting as villain, that was some long old thing I wished for since forever and that green fulfilled it that night. Since then I had no 15 mins without thinking of her. Md or threads, sure, but Alice is everywhere I go. Really glad to hear you like her because of the threads, I like to think I did some of the things that made you like her, thanks
No.117449
Anonymous
Image:173398174843.jpg(81kB, 800x534)75704012.jpg
>>117350
YEAAAAAH
(remember to make her hair the appropriate length)
No.117450
Anonymous
Also this hits in a good way if Alice/V/Doll. Outdated but longing and nice
Mary On A | Murder Drones | Alice & V & Doll #shorts #murderdrones #edityoutube thumb
No.117451
Anonymous
Image:173398192691.jpg(278kB, 2048x1885)GeiCX3VWYAA7qMI.jpeg
Sophie if she wasn't a hoe
No.117452
Anonymous
Replies:>>117454
>>117440
No, it wouldn't. Harper isn't like that.
See, Harper doesn't blindly defend humanity, she operates on what she thinks is the right thing to do in a situation.
She's actually spared DDs before and it actually played out for the better all things considered.
No.117453
Anonymous
reposting green because
>>116950
>>116951
No.117454
Anonymous
>>117452
Cool. Although wouldn't Harper be murdered for treason then?
No.117455
Anonymous
Image:173398202911.jpg(214kB, 936x516)IMG_20241003_082352.jpg
No.117456
Anonymous
>>117413
finally
J won't Job
No.117457
Anonymous
>>117412
If Holly doesn't want me to massage Elf's ears then why did she give them to her?
No.117458
Anonymous
>>117454
Pretty sure humanity in the sentinel base AU is entirely different from humanity in the original sentinel lore.
No.117459
Anonymous
Replies:>>117460
>>117440
*Harperer
No.117460
Anonymous
Replies:>>117461
>>117459
*Harpest
No.117461
Anonymous
>>117460
not quite, that's a different one altogether
No.117462
Anonymous
Image:173398265236.jpg(67kB, 436x484)IMG_20241027_063021.jpg
No.117463
Anonymous
there should be a lore book for the show
No.117464
Anonymous
listening to Gentle
No.117465
Anonymous
Image:173398335188.png(967kB, 860x1025)rfvskewrerty.png
wife...
No.117466
Anonymous
Replies:>>117468
Image:173398352885.jpg(60kB, 785x720)GXNuXzWWQAAmzB9.jpeg
No.117467
Anonymous
Replies:>>117476
>J Was Struck By Lightning
No.117468
Anonymous
>>117466
male!cyn keeps catfishing his big brother N while disguised as female drones
No.117469
Anonymous
No.117470
Anonymous
Replies:>>117471
>>117465
I could have saved her
No.117471
Anonymous
No.117472
Anonymous
Replies:>>117473
>>117465
Damn I kind of wish I gave her a tie now
No.117473
Anonymous
>>117472
you still can
No.117474
Anonymous
Which character’s human version would match your body type?
No.117475
Anonymous
>>117465
>Abby's mission to kill Jane turns into a yuribait harem comedy
No.117476
Anonymous
Replies:>>117477
>>117467
> hair frazzled
> cigarette burnt up while it was still in her mouth
> otherwise unaffected due to in-built electric resistance
No.117477
Anonymous
>>117476
>She lost all of her memories
No.117478
Anonymous
Image:173398529384.jpg(68kB, 1062x1200)1733716329871533.jpg
I wish doll would stalk me
No.117479
Anonymous
I wish doll would stop stalking me.
No.117480
Anonymous
I have no strong feelings about doll stalking me
No.117481
Anonymous
which drones (that aren't already cops) would make good police officers?
No.117482
Anonymous
Video:173398567559.mp4(3.19MB / 0:00:21 / avc1, 1280x720)2RAQHkcYkgfjluK2.mp4
>>116868
>Artists: start designing vehicles for their OC to use for traveling between locations and other vehicle based toomfoolery.
>Sentinel Drones, Detecting a high speed objects of great mass and immediately deeming it a solver threat:
No.117483
Anonymous
>>117454
If it ended in disaster (It never has and is in fact the reason the Solver was beaten back entirely on one planet)
No.117484
Anonymous
No.117485
Anonymous
Replies:>>117488
>>117481
Kat and Harper.
No.117486
Anonymous
Image:173398628066.jpg(533kB, 917x1138)ABBO NOT SO NSFW.jpg
>>117356
Abby is so cute as a human
makes her mutant form even sexier
No.117487
Anonymous
Replies:>>117489
how hard would you have to punch N to actually hurt him? say you had a fist made of steel and it wouldn’t hurt YOU. where on his body should you punch him to actually hurt him?
No.117488
Anonymous
Replies:>>117500
>>117485
>Hot Fuzz with Drones
No.117489
Anonymous
>>117487
screen or the gut seem like the obvious targets
No.117490
Anonymous
No.117491
Anonymous
Replies:>>117492
>>117486
So I can see the mutated flesh, but how did Cyn get the DD stuff in her?
No.117492
Anonymous
>>117491
Solver mutations work in mysterious ways.
Also painful painful surgery.
No.117493
Anonymous
Replies:>>117494
Hey, anons. I've been gone since December 5th. Did I miss anything?
No.117494
Anonymous
Replies:>>117495
>>117493
Not much in that short of a time, there’s some new OCs. Big one is Abby which we’ve been discussing the last three threads, worth a look.
No.117495
Anonymous
>>117494
Might just be worth checking out all the threads I missed.
No.117496
Anonymous
>>117481
Do they have to be adults right now or is post-timeskip acceptable? Because if the latter, Lizzy and Doll would be a great team. Ghost Cop will become a smash success, with at least five seasons, and a made for TV finale movie. It will play in the Peoria system.
No.117497
Anonymous
>>117383
Cool vouces
No.117498
Anonymous
Image:173398823294.png(1.26MB, 2287x2858)moar plush fuckos.png
No.117499
Anonymous
>>117498
I was told a Y will die without her hat.
No.117500
Anonymous
>>117488
> "for the greater good"
> Kat's screen flashes to a red skull "shut it!"
No.117501
Anonymous
Image:173398841998.png(1.14MB, 2000x2000)567646.png
Are there any good Y greens with her squad?
No.117502
Anonymous
>>117481
Detective drone
No.117503
Anonymous
>>117498
full Y squad
???, becca(?), smile drone
ELF, TWO OF EM
i like how the torso vents are additional tacked on bits
No.117504
Anonymous
>>117383
Is the Abby voice clip her last thoughts before taking the Cyn deal?
Ironic for her not wanting to die, and then put into a state worse then death whose only motivating force is to die.
No.117505
Anonymous
Replies:>>117506
My intrigue around the Solver War has been completely reignited by a manga (Front Mission) and may write greens revolving around similar scenarios soon
No.117506
Anonymous
>>117505
This was me but Warhammer
I’m all ready for more Solver War stuff between more greens and Abby
No.117507
Anonymous
>>117503
Middle left is also part of Y's squad, Theta. Y squad is 4 DDs. Middle middle is Catherine.
No.117508
Anonymous
Replies:>>117762
>>117498
ELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.117509
Anonymous
>>117498
Y and Elf plushies!
No.117510
Anonymous
Image:173398933791.png(317kB, 979x747)stylized solver limbs.PNG
Some Stylized solver limb stuffz
No.117511
Anonymous
>>117498
Sex with top middle
No.117512
Anonymous
Replies:>>117522
>>117510
I liek
No.117513
Anonymous
Replies:>>117515
>>117498
SHE IS REAL!
No.117514
Anonymous
Replies:>>117517
>>117510
hmmm, gud refs
i vil keep
No.117515
Anonymous
>>117513
nuh uh
No.117516
Anonymous
>>117503
Wow thanks for reminding me of becca. I need to work on her green.
No.117517
Anonymous
Replies:>>117555
>>117514
🫵 Vicious
No.117518
Anonymous
Image:173399101904.png(216kB, 504x439)wholottared.png
Beach Day
"Well, Juno, we're going to Heritage."
>"Don't wanna."
>"It has nice beaches?"
>"..."
>"Alright."
>If only to get her tan on before the advent of the Summer season.
>Heritage, as it was known, was among the oldest colonies of humanity, unusually important for its 120 light year distance from Earth, in a time before modern FTL travel.
>It was near the head of a wormhole network, spanning hundreds of thousands of light-years across. And now, word had gotten out that something had come crawling out of the wreckage of Earth.
>Something had finally come knocking from the other side. Heritage was to be held.
>But more importantly, it was a tropical, equatorial paradise, with incredible beaches.
>A planet every girl in her youth needed to visit, if to enjoy the healing nature.
>...
>"Did you hear they're withdrawing Sentinel Drones from the line? Guess too many of them went rogue for the brass." Jane said.
>"Hm. Didn't even last two years, who would've known?"
>"Yeah."
>Bonnie and Juno sat about the mountain of rounds within the arms room. 5.56, 7.62. Railgun slugs. 84mm Carl G warheads. Javelin missiles. It was everything their unit, the 11th Orbital Marine Recon Company, could've ever needed to wipe out the insurgencies of old.
>That was back in the days when they were fighting humans over who got to believe what and which economic ideology took precedence over the other. Oh well.
>"So, B, when are we going to the beach? I'm starting to get pale, I don't like it."
>"You're telling me, huh? Look at me, and look at you. I wish I had your healthy Venusian skin. I couldn't tan if I wanted, anyways."
>"I still wouldn't want spend my life shriveling up in the dark, you know. Look at the cadet, for fucks sake," Juno said.
>"The new XO...doesn't look like she spent much time outside growing up." Juno continued.
>"There are alot more cold colonies then there are hot ones, you know? Maybe she gets as much time outside as you do." Bonnie said.
>"If that were the case, then she'd have made some friends by now. It's been three weeks...I think she's a...loser."
>"That isn't nice, Juno. You were one of those bookworms once, too."
>The sergeant kicked back on the chair, taking a sip out of a white Monster.
>"You forget I ran track and wrestled...shit, remember high school, B? I went state in senior year, what were you doing in back then, again?"
>"I was apart of the Debate Club and the Treasurer of the Student Council...you forget that I was one of those 'losers' you made fun of, meanie."
>"...But I do remember going to see you compete at state...I have no idea what I was doing there, I guess we were representing the school or whatever. I think you were competing against that Bishop Gorman girl."
>Juno paused to look at Bonnie with surprise, and then amusement.
>"Shoot, B, I didn't know you were there. I probably would've fought harder if I knew you were there."
>"You did win, Juno. You crushed it. You put that girl in the ground. Shoot, all I can remember is seeing you celebrate, with that smile on your face, and having my heart skip a beat. I could never forget it..."
>"...And I was the happy when we finally got to know eachother. I never knew my emotions before this."
>"...Hm. Is that how it is, yeah?"
>"Yeah, I know, Jun," Bonnie began.
>"...It's kind of chil-"
>Juno quickly stood up, and leaned her body against Bonnie, surprising her. Juno put her head against her back, feeling her warmth.
>It was a display of affection which she could've cared less if it were seen by another.
>But it was only them.
>If only it could be them.
>After a moment, Juno spoke again, breaking the silent embrace. "...B."
>"Huh?"
>"...Bonnie."
>"Y-yeah?"
>"Do you think we would've dated if we knew eachother back then?"
>"Don't be silly...I don't think we would've even been friends..." Bonnie said, bluntly.
>"D-damn,"
>"...and we still can't be together now, it's against the regs on chain of command, of course. Now...please stop touching me, Sergeant."
>"..."
>"Juno?" She turned to look at Jane, briefly worried, only to see her companion grinning.
>"H-Heh, alright. Alright, Ma'am. Anything for you."
>Bonnie scoffed, and then she smiled. They both began to giggle.
>"It's my job as your closest NCO to advise and guide you, you know. It's in the books, B!"
>"Heh, that's not your role. You got a few years before you start bossing around any Captains, missy."
>"Maybe in public, but in bed-"
>"That's enough out of you, Sergeant Lumano. Now get out of here, you're distracting me from my work."
>"Alright, alright. I'll leave, maybe I'll just abandon you forever, how about that?" Juno said.
>"Then I'll haunt you forever, the craziest ex you'll have ever known. Because I love you." Bonnie replied.
>"Is that so, huh? If you love me so much, you'll schedule a company r&r day at the beach, right? You'd do that for me, right? WE'RE ON HERITAGE, Y'KNOW?!"
>"G-Get the fuck out of here. I don't want to hear shit out of your for the next hour!"
>"Even if-"
>Juno paused, and closed her eyes to think briefly.
>"Alright. I'll go, I'll go. Yeah."
>Juno turned to walk away, but was stopped by a sudden feeling of longing.
>Of such strength.
>Of such love.
>"See you soon, J," Bonnie said, quietly.
>"..."
>"I'll see you around, B."
>They would be together again.
>If only for love.
No.117519
Anonymous
Replies:>>117522
>>117510
cool
slap them on the back of random characters
No.117520
Anonymous
>>117518
Nice green
No.117521
Anonymous
>>117518
What a bunch of cuties, hopefully nothing horrible happens to them
No.117522
Anonymous
Image:173399210798.png(296kB, 1296x802)stylized solver limbs moar.PNG
>>117512
Ty

>>117519
They both aren't rigged and aren't textured.
but once I'm done sure! :)

also funky chicken hands
No.117523
Anonymous
>>117518
>meanwhile Abby, back at base, alone, only a book and desk lamp to keep her company
>she’s painting another figurine in secret, making no one can see her nerdy guilty pleasure when suddenly
>a shock, a shiver down her spine
>she shoots up, darting her eyes around
>again, another shiver
>it’s unbearable these shakes, she falls to the ground panting
>there’s only one thing that could cause this
>*rule infringements*
>dirty dirty rule breaking
>and she knows exactly *who* and *what*
>those disgusting pervs… they should be shooting disgusting mutants and abominations not… ewwww
>Abby collected herself and threw another dart at a picture of Jane on her wall before grabbing a piece of paper no one will read and writing a detailed report of “Suspected rule infringement”
>that’ll show em
No.117525
Anonymous
Image:173399317850.jpg(145kB, 2048x1098)1733934894349829.jpg
Need Giantessa
No.117526
Anonymous
>>117518
They love each other so much
Now I’m sad :(((
Why did Cyn have to ruin every lesbian romance in the universe?
No.117527
Anonymous
Image:173399358059.gif(168kB, 640x486)plotting-plottin.gif
I have horrible plans for Abby tomorrow
Its too late to write now
but build dread
No.117528
Anonymous
squisha N tummy
No.117529
Anonymous
Replies:>>117530
Goodnight anon
No.117530
Anonymous
>>117529
goodnight YOU
No.117531
Anonymous
>>117498
Nice! Wdym the hats are sold separately I can't afford this please I already sell plasma
No.117532
Anonymous
>>117518
Very sweet green, anon. Good job.
No.117533
Anonymous
>>117498
YIPIIIIIII, the SmileDrone is there!
No.117534
Anonymous
>>117518
Hey that's cute!
No.117535
Anonymous
Imagine Doll dressed up as Snegurochka and Anon dressed as Ded Moroz (buff Russian Santa)
No.117536
Anonymous
Image:173400665940.png(524kB, 576x720)171971818863.png
>>117535
>mfw mind defaulted to reading it as Shnizzugha for Doll.
No.117537
Anonymous
>>117535
It would be Kino
No.117538
Anonymous
Image:173400944194.png(85kB, 1300x1000)173068446225.png
>>117498
>senti-elf Plush
>"always Naked? Why?"
>'Lets find out.' You hear a voice come from the plush.
>by the time you turn back to look at it, its already gone.
>a few seconds later, the lights flicker, then shut off entirely.
>...
>Spend the next few minutes being pelted by soft objects and nerfdarts in the dark as you search for the breaker switch.
No.117540
Anonymous
>>117498
>"Uh... Mr. MG?"
>"What's up, kiddo? Some product catch your eye? I hope so, because if P's screwed something up again..."
>"No, it's just... these plushies. Why is this one sold... naked? Isn't that a bit... lewd?"
>"Beretta, I just stock and sell the things. The manufacturer decides the design."
>"Have you ever tried contacting the manufacturer, though?"
>"... you're a good kid, so I'm going to be completely honest with you - I have no idea who makes these things."
>"And yet you decide to put them in your store."
>"They show up for free. I'm willing to chance buyer safety on free stuff. And before you ask, no, I'm not giving you a discount on new arrivals."
>"Hats are sold separately too, I guess?"
>"You know me so well."
No.117541
Anonymous
>>117540
Eh, MG, you capitalist bastard.
No.117542
Anonymous
>>117535
We have the same thing here in Bulgaria but we call them Sneshanka and Dyado Mraz.
No.117543
Anonymous
Replies:>>117970
Music that plays while you, Alice, and Beau swerve along Smoky Mountain roads with an illegal batch of moonshine, trying to outrun federal agents and IRS drones
Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs - Foggy Mountain Breakdown (Original 1949)youtube thumb
No.117544
Anonymous
Anons, a IRS Drone proposed to me that I wouldn't pay any of my taxes if I married her. Should I go for it?
No.117545
Anonymous
>>117544
>no taxes
>hot OL drone wife
I see no downsides, how is this even a question?
No.117546
Anonymous
Replies:>>117548
>>117544
It depends on your tax bracket, if you're making more than 90k a year I'd definitely do it
Or maybe just do it in general, she's got your Social number and might be inclined to share it if you don't date her
No.117547
Anonymous
>>117544
Sure anon, don't you realize all the benefits? Taxes are no joke, and it's better to hand them over to a competent drone.
No.117548
Anonymous
>>117546
The fuck is a social security number?
No.117549
Anonymous
is a sentinel drone capable of going AWOL and deserting, or do they have fail-safes that prevent that? if they don't, what happens to them after they desert?
No.117550
Anonymous
Replies:>>117551
>>117548
It's a funny government assigned number that screws you hard if it gets into the wrong hands
No.117551
Anonymous
Replies:>>117552
>>117550
You mean an ID Card?
No.117552
Anonymous
>>117551
It's the burgerland equivalent, except it's printed on the flimsiest paper imaginable and you only get one copy (so don't lose it, haha)
No.117554
Anonymous
Replies:>>117556
Are there any sentinel greentext of them going doomslayer and rip and tear a horde of DD?
No.117555
Anonymous
No.117556
Anonymous
>>117554
No, but there's a sentinel green where she blueballs a DD (never got continued btw, still frowny about that)
No.117557
Anonymous
>>117548
How young are you?!
No.117558
Anonymous
Replies:>>117559
>IRS Drone /ss/
No.117559
Anonymous
>>117558
droneeshota... uoh...
No.117560
Anonymous
Replies:>>117562
Image:173401637051.jpg(240kB, 2048x1536)tumblr_c4567d7af6d0f87f22035f5eb07d2aec_e701e446_2048.jpg
No.117561
Anonymous
Replies:>>117566
Image:173401637946.png(3.55MB, 1274x1309)c7a925a2972aa08a4dc97a1397b87da0.png
>>117549
Their oppressive programming can fail once their personality matrix degenerates enough, so yes.
Then they'll end up killed, either by actually dying or getting their mind wiped completely back to zero, which is essentially just death for them while recycling the body.
No.117562
Anonymous
Replies:>>117563
Image:173401638791.jpg(234kB, 2048x1536)tumblr_6c93d854a48516c2004bbb0a4b7af1a9_6ee2b50e_2048.jpg
>>117560
No.117563
Anonymous
Image:173401640458.jpg(2.32MB, 1500x7869)IMG_20241212_231210.jpg
>>117562
No.117564
Anonymous
Is it okay for a Sentinel Drone who is around 300 years old to be dating a 18 year old guy?
No.117565
Anonymous
>>117564
Yes, that just means she has character
No.117566
Anonymous
>>117561
is there any scenario in which an SD could go AWOL without having gone insane?
No.117567
Anonymous
I'm kinda surprised that there aren't more fanmade drone types around here. Sentinel Drones are the only one that's widely adopted, I would've figured there'd be a lot more variations like heavier construction drones or SWAT drones or something.
No.117568
Anonymous
Replies:>>117577
>>117566
There's a lot of different ways the degeneration can happen, with varying degrees of severity. If she manages to remember her past life without suffering full psychosis then yeah.
No.117569
Anonymous
>>117566
You make your own AU for your own take on the Sentinel Drone. Duh.
No.117570
Anonymous
>>117567
The problem is there are only so many things you can change about a drone's design while still retaining enough critical elements of the original that it clearly still fits
Would it still be a drone if it looked like Robocain from Robocop? Or an omnidroid or something? Maybe, but it'd lose some of the similarity
No.117571
Anonymous
Replies:>>117576
>>117567
One of the main reasons is that sentinel drones are simply the most popular. So instead of getting stuff like mech drones, riot drones, capture drones, etc...
Is that you will instead get, sentinel mech drones, sentinel riot drones, sentinel captures drones
No hating or anything, just saying that they're obviously the most popular so everyone likes to use them
No.117572
Anonymous
Sentinel Drone's matrix degenerates enough that she turns into a pedophile
No.117573
Anonymous
Replies:>>117575
>>117540
What would Elf's hat be?
No.117574
Anonymous
Replies:>>117578
Image:173401741684.jpg(2.84MB, 2500x3000)IntonerUpdate2.jpg
>>117549
>Is a Sentinel Drone capable of going AWOL?
Yes.
>Do they have failsafes?
Yes, the failsafe spikes on a normal drone core are replaced in a Sentinel with pseudo-atomic shaped charges, when lit they "burn" explosively, vaporizing the Sentinel and also releasing enough star-like radiation to dissipate the Solver singularity immediately. The primary purpose of this system is to prevent the Solver from being able to capture and repurpose them, it can be activated by the Drone themselves under certain circumstances, or by a human operator, due to the destructive potential of the charges it was deemed too risky to make it an automatic system.
AWOL Sentinels would be marked for recollection if possible, an elite human operative and robotic assistants would be dispatched to either capture the rogue Sentinel or get close enough to activate their failsafe self destruct if they prove too difficult to catch. This happens only rarely, if a Sentinel is deemed to have some significantly greater than normal value, or has logged data that is deemed too sensitive for the Solver to capture.
>>117566
They could be cut off from friendly forces by some unforseen event, like being knocked offline and left behind. They often operate separated from direct commanders and are left to interpret their orders as they see fit, so one could go off-mission due to her own personal interpretation of a command.
No.117575
Anonymous
Replies:>>117591
>>117573
A jingly little elf hat, of course
No.117576
Anonymous
>>117567
>>117571
SDs being kitbashed from canon aspects also helps
No.117577
Anonymous
>>117566
>>117568
> sentinel drone showing characteristic 'about to fucking snap syndrome' symptoms
> everyone nearby panics
> it just goes "i don't wanna do this anymore" and fucks off
No.117578
Anonymous
Replies:>>117579
>>117574
> Pic
Are those loose wires or locks of hair that weren't colored in?
No.117579
Anonymous
Replies:>>117580
>>117578
Loose wires, like the loops of cable the Raptors have running along their spines. I wanted to bring that characteristic back since I felt like my Sentinels were getting a bit too clean. I also plan to give the gargoyle strobe crown the little camera aperture look that the raptor's eyes have next time I draw an SD.
No.117580
Anonymous
>>117579
I see, looking closer. The dark hair as background just made it a little unclear.
No.117581
Anonymous
Replies:>>117594
Video:173401830766.mp4(1.77MB / 0:00:32 / avc1, 720x720)RDT_20241212_234406.mp4
No.117582
Anonymous
Image:173401831045.png(200kB, 1600x1024)b37d04394fed441048c6954fb1f40a19.png
>>117566
yea they get tired of the frequent sexual harassment from every human man they know and just start killing bitches
No.117583
Anonymous
>>117582
false
theyre the ones doing it
No.117584
Anonymous
Image:173401849869.jpg(1.71MB, 3924x3964)IMG_20241212_234750.jpg
No.117585
Anonymous
Centaur drones
Lamia drones
Arachne drones
Harpy drones
No.117586
Anonymous
>>117585
Hunter killer drones
No.117587
Anonymous
Replies:>>117588
>>117585
Didn't we talk about Monster Girl Encyclopedia already? I remember there being posts about what MG would the female drone OCs be.
No.117588
Anonymous
Replies:>>117593
>>117587
>posts about what MG would the female drone OCs be
>E is greedy for bananas
>S is greedy for crackers
>R is greedy for outfits (and rear port stuff)
>Q is greedy for questions she can ask
>Y is greedy for miniatures
>G is greedy for simps
>K is greedy for good nights of sleep
No.117589
Anonymous
>>117585
> Harpyr
No.117590
Anonymous
Image:173401900376.png(143kB, 609x754)sentinel elf plush.png
It is I; Elffag; officially returning from my hiatus to try to get back into writing and drawing

I've just started writing something new that's Elf-related

Sorry for the absence

>>117498
You would also become an exhibitionist if you could turn invisible
No.117591
Anonymous
Replies:>>117601
Image:173401935433.png(418kB, 1700x1200)big elfin deal.png
>>117575
No.117592
Anonymous
>>117590
Finally, a story about Elf finding someone who cares about her and living happily with no cruel twists.
No.117593
Anonymous
>>117588
Q: sphinx
G: succubus (who doesn't put up)
No.117594
Anonymous
Replies:>>117595
>>117581
What did Uzi say?
No.117595
Anonymous
Replies:>>117597
>>117594
"Is that your new hair?" I think
No.117596
Anonymous
Image:173401955927.png(403kB, 662x633)1560708280578.png
>>117592
>
No.117597
Anonymous
>>117595 (me)
actually listening to it a couple more times I think it's "real hair" not "new hair"
No.117598
Anonymous
>>117564
What's it like dating with a MILF like she, anon?
No.117599
Anonymous
>>117592
>with no cruel twists.
Maybe
But the story hasn't been planned out beyond the first chapter where they initially meet

Was actually going to ask the thread for cute or lewd ideas for interactions between Elf and Anon
No.117600
Anonymous
Replies:>>117696
>>117599
Anon rubbing Elf's ears aa he plows her from behind
No.117601
Anonymous
Replies:>>117604
Image:173401993868.png(536kB, 536x869)172904863152.png
>>117591
>large, rubbery elf ears juxtaposed with her normal ones
This is eye-terrorism. You are perpetuating eyeball-terrorism against me.
No.117602
Anonymous
Replies:>>117608
>>117566
Currently writing lore for the sentinel mechs thats something like that:
The first prototype mechs where built smaller (only like 10ft tall compared to the currentheight of 18ft), without room for a pilot, this was changed when a few of the prototypes went insane, blew up the testing facility, and freed a bunch of the other prototype mechs in the process.
The ones that went insane where dealt with eventually, but serveral of the less insane ones are still running around somewhere. The pilot system was added as a safeguard to prevent such events from happening again.
(Gona be showcasing one of these proto-mechs when i do my mech lore dump)
No.117603
Anonymous
>>117599
Anon asking Elf why she doesn't wear clothes and her becoming aware of the fact she's technically a huge exhibitionist
No.117604
Anonymous
Replies:>>117605
>>117601
Wot are ye gonna do aboot it, nerd?
No.117605
Anonymous
Replies:>>117609
>>117604
I can't believe SD-D is an eyeball terrorist...
No.117606
Anonymous
>>117582
Everyone knows that it is men who are sexually assaulted by sentinel drones, so of which a team of psychologists is present at every sentinel drones base to help men.
No.117607
Anonymous
>>117590
Well done anon, glad to hear of your return!
No.117608
Anonymous
>>117602
> how the FUCK did you lose track of a bunch of two-story tall robots!?
No.117609
Anonymous
>>117605
i mean
No.117610
Anonymous
Replies:>>117611
>>117590
WD Elf or SD Elf?
No.117611
Anonymous
>>117610
SD-Elf; specifically trying out the much debated Elf romance arc I had seen in a bunch of past threads
Though I do also have a couple ideas for WD-Elf side stories for the future
No.117612
Anonymous
Replies:>>117614
>>117599
>Anon doesn't push Elf to do any domestic tasks or anything because she's people, not a drone
>He sucks at said domestic tasks
>Elf starts secretly cleaning the house for him until she's caught one day
No.117613
Anonymous
>>117599
Anon combing Elf's hair and it makes her embarrassed.

As soon as I saw her hair, I immediately wanted to touch it and feel how thick it was..
No.117614
Anonymous
Replies:>>117616
Image:173402100450.png(638kB, 478x795)wagie wheel.png
>>117612
Should have specified that the story is about SentinElf. Though this is a good idea for a worker Elf romance story

Maybe Anon is a JCJ employee who gets to spin the JCJ wagie reward wheel for being ranked best employee by the customer surveys. When he spins the wheel it lands on "Free worker drone", and they just grab the nearest drone; which ends up being Elf; and give it to him
No.117615
Anonymous
Replies:>>117617
>Your Enn is the fattest fluffy bastard around
>Just to get around, he has to sit in a mechanical scooter simple enough for Enns to operate
>But you love him despite his obesity
>You love him enough to do whatever it takes to make him happy
>So when he told you he wanted to have sex with a pretty Oogi, you knew what you had to do
>You went to the region's best Oogi breeding service, and adopted the prettiest red Oogi
>She cost well over a thousand dollars, but anything is worth it for your fat enn.
>When you get home, you let the oogi out and show her your fat enn.
>He's laying in a large pile of spaghetti, panting and wheezing heavily.
>He lets out an awful fart.
>"Nuu wan' be fwiends." The oogi tells you.
"Good. Because the two of you aren't going to be friends. You're going to be husband and wife."
>"NUUUUUU!" The oogi screams
>But it's too late for her
"Time for special huggies!"
>Your enn somehow manages to get up and lean his back against the wall.
>His fat erect enn tail is showing
>"Wan gif specha huggies." He moans
>You pick up the oogi, who is crying.
>Walking over to your enn, you place the oogi on him, penetrating her with his tail
>Suddenly, she starts melting
>As she melts your enn grows bigger
>Soon, she's completely gone, and your enn is bigger than before.
>"Specha huggies feew gud."
"They sure do, little buddy, they sure do."
No.117616
Anonymous
Replies:>>117619
>>117614
Wagie wheel rewards for humans
>Double length lunch break (30 whole minutes! Wowee!)
>$5 in-store credit (expires next week)
>High-five from the manager!
>Take a Saturday of your choice off! (subject to terms and limitations)
>Free worker drone!
>An additional bathroom break each day for the rest of the week (limited to 15 minutes - yes, we will send Ricky in to do a 'sniff test' and make sure you're not screwing around)
>Item of your choice from the break room fridge!
>Pack of branded pens
Drone wagie wheel rewards
>Just kidding, we own you!
No.117617
Anonymous
>>117615
Fat Enn Bastard.
No.117618
Anonymous
>117615
>fattest fluffy bastard
you're not even trying at this point
No.117619
Anonymous
Replies:>>117623
>>117616
>You spin the wheel
>It lands on free drone
>The store manager congratulates you and tells you to pick one of the workplace drones
>You look at them
>They look back at you with fear in their eyes
>Being owned by the company is bad enough
>Being owned by a human is an extremely uncertain fate
>You feel hurt, and not just because you feel rejected
>These drones know you. They smile at you every day
>And now that they may have to spend more time with you, the masks are off
>The logical idea would be to pick the most dilligent or dolled up one
>The drone who commited the most effort to be useful or charismatic
>But as a wagie you hate the idea of effort and excellence being punished and you want to have no part in it
>You decline your reward, saying some crap about how you were just doing your job
>The drones are relieved
>You return home with a bottle of liquor and sit in the dark
>You cry quietly because even the people you thought were your friends don't like you
No.117621
Anonymous
I with people would draw more thicc Tessa and Martha.
No.117622
Anonymous
Replies:>>117624
Image:173402390234.png(49kB, 800x800)AntiSmokeBrigade.png
> E
> has many variants
> Elf
> has many jobs
No.117623
Anonymous
>>117619
That hits surprisingly hard. I guess it's pretty easy to forget that once you get past the surface level of human-drone relationships, stuff can be really fucked up depending on who has power over them since they are still technically 'things' (looking at Henry and Holly as cardinal examples)
No.117624
Anonymous
>>117622
>One is a beloved staple of OCfaggotry
>The other is a wagie.
You decide which is which.
No.117625
Anonymous
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>>117621
Indeed
No.117626
Anonymous
Image:173402415197.jpg(113kB, 1280x1494)sexy_tessa___murder_thicc_s__by_misterpsichobunny_di67aiz-fullview.jpg
>>117621
No.117627
Anonymous
Image:173402418765.jpg(63kB, 1000x1300)1726880083458.jpg
>>117621
No.117628
Anonymous
>>117624
Elf is more like a salarywoman turned corporate hitman
No.117629
Anonymous
Replies:>>117642
>>117624
JOKES ON YOU
BOTH ARE BOTH technically
No.117630
Anonymous
Image:173402468082.png(2.31MB, 2560x1440)nothing.jpg
Anyone else think there's something extremely precious about how the drones seem to almost always draw themselves as humans?
No.117631
Anonymous
Replies:>>117652
>>117630
>proudly displays her edgy vent art to her entire class, in front of her parents
I must respect Uzi's courage
No.117632
Anonymous
Video:173402498602.mp4(338kB / 0:00:06 / avc1, 720x868)RDT_20241213_013455.mp4
No.117633
Anonymous
Image:173402509861.png(186kB, 409x408)1725964821346592.png
>"Cam' on, Ingerland!"
>*repeatedly slaps E's fat butt like a drum*
>"Score som' fockin' goals!"
>E loves watching football with you
No.117634
Anonymous
Replies:>>117637
Image:173402526178.jpg(44kB, 699x712)Depressive E.jpg
Wagie!E is depressed
No.117635
Anonymous
>"Yo, intern, check this out."
>Mitchell sees one of the lab technicians holding a controller up to a drone, who sat cross-legged, dutifully still
>The tech beckons him over to look at its visor, where an archaic block-stacking game was being played
>"I got it to run Tetris."
>It was a slow day.
>Mitchell watches the tech play the lousiest game of Tetris he's ever seen a grown man play
>"Can they play it themselves?" he asks
>"'Ken dey pway it dems'- Who cares? Drones don't have fun."
>Mitchell assumed they could, given that they showed so many other emotions, but he was an intern and thus had no voice here
>"They could probably play it if they really wanted," the tech relents, "but why?"
>Mitchell shrugs and asks for a copy, he's got nothing better to do
>"What? Yeah, sure," the technician says, handing him a USB

>Not long after, Mitchell's tasked with putting a thoroughly-tested drone back in its storage unit (stuffing a battered drone into its locker)
>He stops for a moment, looking at her hollow red eyes as he starts chaining her back up
>Taking the USB out, he plugs it into her, installing the game
>"That's, uh, so you have something to do while you wait?" he says
>The drone stares blankly at him, then the game starts up
>As he puts on the last lock, he notices a small smile on her face
No.117636
Anonymous
Replies:>>117639
Image:173402556036.jpg(1.06MB, 4096x3111)172981520169.jpg
>solver war AU
>humanity's most fortified foothold
>several repeated attempts from DD's at breaching its defenses have failed
>Cyn decides its time for her pets to get an "upgrade"
No.117637
Anonymous
>>117634
Wagi!E
No.117638
Anonymous
>>117635
Nice, a Mitchell greentext
No.117639
Anonymous
Replies:>>117640
Image:173402579275.jpg(749kB, 1855x1210)1724460639069773.jpg
>>117636
Why break through defenses when your minions can sleep their way through them instead.
No.117640
Anonymous
Replies:>>117641
>>117639
Why are you so horny cyn
No.117641
Anonymous
Image:173402663641.jpg(77kB, 1488x831)173007119723.jpg
>>117640
Wouldn't you be a lil horny if you were near those sexbots all the time?
No.117642
Anonymous
>>117629
Don't know if I would call Elf a staple; she's not that popular or important
No.117643
Anonymous
Replies:>>117647
>>117635
god bless Mitchell, he was a bit of a fuckup but he was quick enough to notice something was wrong and hide Yeva. that move held back the solver's advance by at least a few years.
I hope there was something nice waiting for him on the other side.
No.117644
Anonymous
>>117642
everyone knows elf at this point
No.117645
Anonymous
>>117642
I'd say she's fairly popular
No.117646
Anonymous
>>117642
>not that popular or important
Anon there are almost 100 Elf posts on the booru and practically every regular drawfag has contributed to that number at this point
No.117647
Anonymous
Replies:>>117833
Image:173402774853.jpg(368kB, 682x1010)Spoiler image
>>117643
>Mitchell died as the core collapsed
>However, instead of reaching the afterlife or plummeting into the depths of cold nothingness, something else happened
>He was isekai'd
>Or so he thought, at first
>But he quickly realized, instead of arriving in a generic fantasy world, he found himself somewhere else
>He woke up with a missing arm and a missing leg
>He tried to speak, but no words escaped his mouth
>A familiar looking woman with short purple hair approached him
>"Hello Mitchell."
No.117648
Anonymous
>After issues with the drone population, Uzi starts Murder Drones Anonymous, for disassembly drones to sit around in a circle and vent for free oil cans
>E goes to one of these meetings, listening to the woes of other drones
>This poor girl, Gamma, apparently was gaslit via holograms into thinking she had a human lover who abandoned her for the next drone he saw, and then believed she was a plush on his shelf?
>A lot of drones had more problems than her, it was clear
>E tells the story of her boss, the human that was taken away from her, and how the Solver repeatedly tricked her with promises of returning him, killing him, sparing him...
>Uzi's tail whispers to her as she speaks, but soon enough she's handed her free oil can
>As she goes to leave, Uzi stops her
>"Hey, someone told me to give this to you," she says, writing a set of spatial coordinates on a piece of paper
>With nothing else to do, E follows the coordinates, thanks in part to a free and fully-functioning rocket she found
>Docking with a shoddy, half-destroyed space station, she travels the halls until she finds a cryogenic pod
>It's him. Frozen in there, after all this time. Just like the day she first lost him.
>She reverently carries the pod to the rocket and heads back to the planet, finding a safe, non-toxic place to unseal him
>Coughing out the years of suspended animation, he weakly drags himself out of the pod, looking at her
>"E?"
>"B-boss..."
>"...when'd you get so tall?"
>E held him as tightly as she could without hurting him for the next few hours, digital tears streaming down her visor
>Meanwhile, J levels several abandoned buildings in her fury at having her ship stolen from her, and returned with one engine blown out
No.117649
Anonymous
Replies:>>117650
Guys, my worker drone thinks she is Napoleon, even when I tell her multiple times Napoleon was a man, she tells me "Fuck off Frenchie" and when I told her that Napoleon was French, she just told me "Bri'ish retard" and she does not stop telling me that, along with "I will dominate you Bri'ish fuck" how do I fix her?
No.117650
Anonymous
Replies:>>117651
>>117649
ERECTION CORRECTION
No.117651
Anonymous
Replies:>>117653
>>117650
I'm too poor, she doesn't have an adapter
No.117652
Anonymous
Replies:>>117665
Video:173402833492.webm(2.29MB / 0:00:01 / vp8, 1920x1080)1724464776146.webm
>>117631
>edgy vent art
Yeah, edgy vent art. Not a cry for help from a kid who got way more than she bargained for, just edgy vent art. Haha.
No.117653
Anonymous
Replies:>>117656
>>117651
She has a mouth.
No.117654
Anonymous
Image:173402837859.png(43kB, 500x647)1bf56bc364838c5f7394f2077bc4e31e.png
I’ll consider Elf a staple OC when her creator starts actually writing about her again (he never will)
No.117655
Anonymous
>>117654
It's better this way, less Elf suffering and more Elf goofy antics and sex with humans.
No.117656
Anonymous
Replies:>>117657
>>117653
...That's true
No.117657
Anonymous
Replies:>>117658
>>117656
Just make sure she's actually into it before you do that unless you want a free circumcision. There should be a light on her crotch that lights up if she's in the mood.
No.117658
Anonymous
Replies:>>117659
>>117657
>unless you want a free circumcision
Wait, what? Are you speaking from experience?
No.117659
Anonymous
Replies:>>117661
>>117658
Luckily no, but I knew a nurse who had a guy come in because his drone bit his dick off when he did the "ball dunk challenge".
No.117660
Anonymous
No.117661
Anonymous
Replies:>>117662
>>117659
Thanks for the words of wisdom
No.117663
Anonymous
Image:173402963666.jpg(580kB, 3361x3361)rrl3zvtgu3f91.jpg
So what do you think the Solver did to DDs who started playing Hellsing Ultimate - Broken Englishyoutube thumb on the approach to a planet, or started playing Hellsing OVA - Akuma Stockingyoutube thumb once the slaughter began? Did they fall afoul of Vore Demon GLaDOS and get mindwiped for it, or does Hellsing appeal to its interests?
No.117664
Anonymous
Replies:>>117667
>>117648
Cute, E deserves a break (Gamma is definitely going to have some issues to work through though)
No.117665
Anonymous
Replies:>>117669
>>117652
A little bit of Unicron-spawn eldritch demons living in your brain never hurt nobody. She'll be fiiiiiiiine.
No.117666
Anonymous
No.117667
Anonymous
Replies:>>117668
>>117664
who is Gamma and whats her deal?
No.117668
Anonymous
>>117667
Gamma was a DD (You) loved dearly, but got thrown away so (You) could go fuck Beretta for the next greentext.
All the forgotten OCs get put on Beretta's plush shelf so she sat there watching it happen.
No.117669
Anonymous
>>117665
What about while living in said Unicronspawn's horrible centipede monster body and having to use your original body as a sockpuppet?
No.117670
Anonymous
Replies:>>117673
13 threads later, I'm still thinking about how I kind of want a mini-fridge drone so she can sit on my lap while I gently rub the stomach bulge she has from the bottle of Dr. Pepper stuffed up her rear port.
I am not sorry. I will be destroyed.
No.117671
Anonymous
>>117635
Good to see Mitchell, would love to see more content with him.

Good work, anon.
No.117672
Anonymous
>>117668
Oh so it's boring meta shit
No.117673
Anonymous
Replies:>>117681
>>117670
I wonder if that guy ever figured out how to "expand her capacity" if you catch my drift
No.117674
Anonymous
>>117672
☝️🤓🖕
No.117675
Anonymous
>>117648
God, that feels good. How are a couple of green lines even capable of evoking such emotion?
No.117676
Anonymous
>>117668
Jesus...
No.117677
Anonymous
Image:173403140407.jpg(55kB, 686x386)hq720(19).jpg
I can't believe stores are selling toys packaged in toilet bowls and kids want to buy them. The progs and the management laid such waste to entairtainment that Skibidi Toilet and TADC became massive hits. I wish Glitch would give me a show. Not that I have the writing chops for it, but then again neither did Liam. There are nearly no shows for boys anymore and I would like to address that.
No.117678
Anonymous
Replies:>>117679
>>117672
It was written during that deluge of "Anon is a cruel God" greentexts so kind of.
I just imagine it being the Solver reading a fucked up NTR doujin and going "what if I did this to some stupid DD?". Because it's evil.
No.117679
Anonymous
Replies:>>117682
>>117678
The Anon God greentexts need to go full eldritch horror instead of what it sounds like to me, is Undertale fanfiction
No.117680
Anonymous
>>117677
Skibidi Toilet appeals to every kid's desire to watch giant robots beat the shit out of each other for flimsily justified reasons while 80s music plays, you have to give it credit for that.
We absolutely need more "wouldn't it be cool if" action shows.
No.117681
Anonymous
>>117673
unfortunately yes, yes I did. I know nobody's going to believe me, but I didn't buy her for sex reasons, and she actually was struggling to fit drinks, not my dick.
I would've settled for just having a cute little drone around the house but she was bummed she couldn't fulfill her intended purpose. so I lubed up my forefinger and we worked up from there until she could squeeze in a two liter without hurting herself.
problem is I think she was either lying or that awoke something in her cause shortly after she started trying to fit bigger and bigger objects and she's roped me into helping.
she can fit a full-size watermelon up there now and I dread to think what her next goal might be.
No.117682
Anonymous
>>117679
We've done variants of that, I think the only way to go deeper would be trying to build out MetAnon as a character - but that kind of sucks because ultimately Anon is more of a noncharacter who can take on the qualities you want him to
I'd almost be more interested in whether BatAnon, RootsAnon, and that handful of other scaries from early this year were dysfunctional projections that rebelled against their greater self
No.117683
Anonymous
Replies:>>117693
>>117677
how does that fly legally considering they're using models owned by valve?
No.117684
Anonymous
Replies:>>117687
>>117681
There's only one way to stop the madness. You know what you must do.
Use her front port. In the way that God and man alike intended it to be used, so she finally stops fiddling around with her rear.
No.117685
Anonymous
No.117686
Anonymous
>>117633
Island ape!
No.117687
Anonymous
>>117684
anon she's a refrigeration drone, she doesn't come standard with a front port. hell, I don't think they even make anatomy adapters in her size
No.117688
Anonymous
Replies:>>117689
>>117681
Just to be safe, you should probably make sure that model doesn't have a cryogenic suspension function and check its maximum volume.
I mean, no way that's going to be a feature, but just be sure. And tell me so I can cancel my purchase if it is, I don't fuck with that.
No.117689
Anonymous
Replies:>>117690
>>117688
>cryogenic suspension function
why would you put that thought into my head
there's no way she's got that, right? ...right?
how would I even check for that? I don't think she'd go that far
WAIT FUCJ IS SHE LIKE THAT ONE SNAKE THAT WAS SIZING UP ITS OWNER AM I THE OWNER GUYS HELP
No.117690
Anonymous
>>117689
You said you could read labels through her big squishy tail, so maybe? Again, I'd check the store page, or "enthusiast" forums talking about that model.
Try not to die. Or I guess get frozen for a while, actually.
No.117691
Anonymous
>>117690
>You said you could read labels through her big squishy tail
on the bigger drinks, yeah, which
ohgodamigonnabevacuumsealed
No.117692
Anonymous
it’s the kind of sad that N cuddles won’t fix
No.117693
Anonymous
>>117680
Absolutely. Kids can't get this from the industry nowadays, so Skibidi Toilet became a success. And part of MD's appeal was the action. Especially for kids, who don't care about sex appeal and emotions as much. Transformers used to offer them that until it too became an "action comedy".

>>117683
Hell if I know. Maybe Valve is chill and getting something out of this or the toys are distinct enough from the assets.
No.117694
Anonymous
No.117695
Anonymous
Image:173403347205.jpg(5.83MB, 3825x2816)173137120432.jpg
uuuuuuuuuooooooohhhhhh... Alice...
No.117696
Anonymous
>>117600
This is an exceedingly hot scenario to imagine. In this case, is it doggy style, with Anon using Elf's ears as handlebars? Or is he holding her up, pressing her up against his body with his head directly behind hers, so he can bite and lick at her ears while fucking her from behind. Or would her face be down, shoved into a pillow that she's holding on to for dear life, too embarrassed to show her face, while Anon plays with her ears from behind?
No.117697
Anonymous
Please gibe green
No.117698
Anonymous
No.117699
Anonymous
>>117697
>When there are no renewable tiberium fields in the mission
No.117700
Anonymous
Replies:>>117702
do you think female WDs that get turned into DD/SDs have trouble adjusting to their peg legs?
No.117701
Anonymous
>>117697
>be anon
>on a date with Belladonna, the IRS drone
>the two of you are shooting at the department range
>all the targets look like MG, the galaxy's most-notorious, serial tax evader
>have a good time shooting with IRS gf
>Belladonna keeps bending over to pick up spent brass (government property) and exposing her fat backside to you
No.117702
Anonymous
Replies:>>117718
>>117700
No. They can probably walk just fine, after all they'd have no memory of having any other legs that weren't like that. They got lobomotized, remember how feral they were in the Earth Invasion scene?
No.117703
Anonymous
>>117701
>her fat backside to you
Do you have to rub it like people rub a Buddha statue's head for good luck?
No.117704
Anonymous
Replies:>>117712
>>117696
>Elf prone bone
Dang, that'd be nutty
No.117705
Anonymous
Image:173403490018.png(338kB, 777x469)tadc.png
new episode for TADC coming out tomorrow haha...
No.117706
Anonymous
Replies:>>117739
>>117691
Yeah you probably bought an anal vore drone. That sucks, but at least it cools drinks, and it's not meant for destroying them, so you'll live.
No.117707
Anonymous
>>117705
I really wonder how I could get neetbux in my country.
No.117708
Anonymous
>Ivy walks over to your desk with a small stack of paperwork
>asks if you mind her using the desk to quickly fill out some forms
>you tell her to go ahead
>she slaps the first one down and starts scribbling in information at a blinding speed, sets the completed form to one side, and slaps down another
>every one seems to be an HoDR incident report
>sexual harassment claims, specifically
>wow, she's writing a lot on that one
>looking a little closer, she's... writing your name in the "affected party" field
>on every single one
>but nobody's done anything like that to–
>she scoops up the pile of paper, straightens it against the desk with a few taps
>saying she'll return shortly, she walks off in the direction of the HoDR department
No.117709
Anonymous
Replies:>>117710
>>117705
>Sexually assaulting Jax in the walk-in refrigerator on top of a palette of fountain drink syrup and telling him that you'll frame him for stealing from the till if he tries to call HR on you
No.117710
Anonymous
>>117709
why would anyone wanna fuck jax
No.117711
Anonymous
Image:173403537275.jpg(702kB, 1280x1643)Thomas_C._Lea_III_-_That_Two-Thousand_Yard_Stare_-_Original.jpg
>>117708
Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, Anon needs to run
The darkness is coming, and thy name is "Ivy"
No.117712
Anonymous
Replies:>>117735
>>117696
>>117704
drawfriends please i need it
No.117713
Anonymous
>>117710
you guys talk about correction all the time
No.117714
Anonymous
Replies:>>117726
>>117710
Men are fags and women have shitty tastes in men.
No.117715
Anonymous
>>117518
If only Jane and B lived in a vacuum where they only had good ending...
Can someone write a good ending green for them?
No.117716
Anonymous
>>117715
I could.
No.117717
Anonymous
No.117718
Anonymous
>>117702
>remember how feral they were in the Earth Invasion scene?
No more than we see N acting initially.
No.117719
Anonymous
Replies:>>117725
What if......we turned the TADC cast into Drones and just pretended that it was season 2 and never acknowledge otherwise
No.117720
Anonymous
>>117708
If I were anon, I'd run. Not care where, just run. FAST!
No.117721
Anonymous
>>117715
I've been wanting to write a half-green, half-RPG quest thing, where Anon's Cool Guy Time Machine lets him save B (by defending the planet with her until the two of them are the last ones alive and it's actively shattering around them, she'll accept nothing less).
I just don't trust myself to write their reunions and reconciliation. My idea's that B is initially hostile and "I don't want to see your face again" to Jane, but once the shock and pain's worn off and she gets some time to rest, she'll apologize for going that far. She'll never fully go "it's okay you abandoned us all, Jane!", but she'll understand that it was never really a choice to begin with, and be happy they're both alive.
So, not really a "good" ending, but better than they got. And I just spoiled the whole green so.
No.117722
Anonymous
Replies:>>117743
Been considering a Half Life x MD crossover and how it could work
No.117723
Anonymous
N ate my girlfriend. Apparently this now legally makes him my girlfriend? What do
No.117724
Anonymous
>>117710
He's a very unpleasant character, J at least looks hot.
No.117725
Anonymous
>>117719
Anon, we haven't fallen that low yet.
No.117726
foid
Replies:>>117727
>>117714
i wanna hear how a straight guy ranks the MD and TADC guys
>N
>Thad
>Khan
>Mitchell
>Jax
>Caine
>Kinger
>Gummigoo
No.117727
Anonymous
Replies:>>117749
Image:173403723383.jpg(31kB, 632x480)2908.jpg
>>117726
Easy, let me just find a straight guy in a MD thread.
No.117728
Anonymous
Replies:>>117730
>>117723
why did he do that? did you at try to get her back out?
No.117729
Anonymous
Replies:>>117732
DRONE PUSSY DRONE PUSSY
No.117730
Anonymous
Replies:>>117733
>>117728
In his words
>"I got hungie..."
Also, how do you expect me to retrieve mince meat? It was like a shredder, there is no human left
No.117731
Anonymous
>>117723
If you're from one of those states with fucked up drone laws like Texas, then yeah, now N is your girlfriend.

Give him something edible to eat for drones, that way you'll make friends with him and become his boyfriend. And don't lock the windows and doors in the house, former wild N's are always eager to be near their owners. Always. Anywhere. Under any circumstances.
No.117732
Anonymous
>>117729
DD PUSSY
WD PUSSY
SD PUSSY
SOLVER ABOMINATION PUSSY
WAGIE PUSSY
IRS PUSSY
WE ARE DROWNING IN DRONE PUSSY
No.117733
Anonymous
Replies:>>117734
>>117730
Jesus, man. sorry to hear that.
is he just moving into your place now? is he at least a hot N?
No.117734
Anonymous
Replies:>>117736
>>117733
He moved in by himself already, he's made a pillow fort so the sun doesn't murder him.
>Is he atleast a hot N
He looks like he's lived in the garbage for 13 years...no
No.117735
Anonymous
No.117736
Anonymous
>>117734
uh. maybe he'll look hot after a bath...?
No.117737
Anonymous
>>117723
Ask around for any "friends of Leopold". They'll tell you how to sort out your bloodsucker problem.
No.117738
Anonymous
Image:173403845728.gif(4.98MB, 400x224)giphy-450730356.gif
We must power wash the N!
No.117739
Anonymous
>>117706 (that whole reply chain wtf)

The hell is a fridge drone anyways? And how did it go from storing a Dr pepper to cryofreezing people via anal?
No.117740
Anonymous
Replies:>>117745
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>>117739
The thread is finally reviving soda drones?
No.117741
Anonymous
Rebirth 1/?


>Abigail.Simmons(Nicknamed “Abby” by two she considered “Acquaintances” at best), XO ,Executive Officer, of what remains of the UEF at this particular camp, was alone
>This wasn’t unusual for her, but the quiet of the war room was noticeable enough even for her
>Even this wasn’t entirely unexpected. She was meant to be giving a Lecture today about some strategies she had been workshopping for a suicide mission. It was going to require at least two teams of five men, and some necessary sacrifices, but in her mind had a very high likelihood of success and Civilian rescues.
>Abby clicked a pen, over and over again, and stared at a clock, noticing the tic toc as seconds passed into minutes. She timed her pen clicks to the tic toc of the clock to make a depressing harmony of the two. Its 15 minutes since this was supposed to start her long prepared speech.
>She sighed and put down her clipboard, and put away the gifts she prepared for anyone that bothered to show up, and exited outside to the courtyard
>The men were excited, making a loud scene cheering on a Jeep exiting the camp going into a nearby city. A woman could be seen in the back waving to the men, blowing kisses and such other nonsense.
>She didn’t need to ask what was going on, as she already knew the answer, it was the same answer that happened every single time. Bonnie. Miller, and Jane.T.Human have once again, without any clearance, taken a suicide mission on by themselves to the “”benefit”” of the troops. Abby and Bonnie had a very long conversation the day before about how much she WAS NOT going to do that this time. How Abby had a very well prepared strategy already prepared that she was going to help give to the men to boost their morale, that she wasn’t going to recklessly take it all on herself while dragging along her favorite roach to accompany her. Jane was a very low ranking member of the squad on paper, but in reality she was basically second in command, even higher then Abby apparently.
>Abby especially did not need to ask the troops what was going on, as she would be met with the same answer as usual. “Nothing, XO, we are just hanging around” or “Nothing to report XO”. While Abby appreciated the formality in their responses, she sometimes wished the troops treated her with the same familiarity they gave to Bonnie and Jane and referred to her with her own name.
>Well there was one soldier who treated her with any modicum of respect, she couldn’t remember his name, but she did notice one person was already walking up to her in a friendly manner
>”Hello XO! Have you heard the news? Bonnie decided to take one for the team, she took the other one as well. Isn’t that nice of her?”
>Abby thought for a second to herself before responding “Sure” and walking away
>The best Abby could do in this moment was simply retire back to her quarters, alone, and begin drafting up some paperwork
No.117742
Anonymous
>>117741
>Abby sighed as she sat back in her chair, she still wore her military uniform even in casual settings, Abby didn’t even know if she had “Casual Wear”
>There was this one time Bonnie pushed her into wearing something more “Fun” as she called it during an unregulated party she held for the squad to help the Troops morale after a particularly harsh loss. Abby attended, if only to keep up appearances, but spent most of it by the punch table in a corner drinking what was called “Punch” but in reality was poorly colored water.
>Whenever she began to think to herself, she would fiddle with her Purple Heart medal that was always on her uniform, which she earned in a battle right before she turned to more administrative work, and clicked her favorite pen she won in a trivia contest at some convention she barely remembers.
>She thought long and hard the more she fiddled with the medal on her shirt while looking at the half written report about another incident about Bonnie’s reckless leadership, and did the unthinkable to her at least, crumbled it up, and threw it in the trash.
>She knew no one was going to read it. There had been zero administrative action against Bonnie in quite some time despite countless reports sent about her increasing lack of any real leadership qualities. In fact there's been zero administrative recognition of this camp at all in quite some time, Abby looked at the radio she kept next to her desk and flicked some of the dials and got the expected same glitchy static.
>Abby slammed her head against her desk and just laid there and continued thinking. The only successful bit of paperwork she was able to send to HQ was about.. her. Jane was even worse then Bonnie was, and the only reason Abby could think HQ even cared was that Jane already made so many mistakes and missteps as soon as she joined the army that Abby was able to demote Jane to basically Janitorial staff in rank, which of course Jane and Bonnie (and the troops) ignored completely, then HQ stopped responding.
>Jane had a paperwork trail stained in blood. She had no decency, no commitments, she was a loose cannon. They were on civilian extraction detail most of the time, but Jane must have interpreted that as “Civilian Execution detail” as that's all she ever would report. Abby knew there was no way the mutation numbers were that high, despite never being in the field, and they had Medbays for this exact reason anyways. Jane was way out of line, and Abby knew it. Even worse, Jane would sometimes try to “talk” to her, which Abby entertained as best she could (mostly because there was no one else), and Jane “feigned” interest in Abby’s work and hobbies that she kept hidden from everyone else. Abby saw right through this, Jane didn’t REALLY care about Abby, she probably only talked to her to get a leg up or perhaps for Abby to be more lenient in her paperwork on Jane. Jane might have slightly less cold to Abby in their few “Hang-Outs” but Abby secretly still took note of Janes actions during them, including unregulated sharing of alcoholic products, drunken on duty and sharing of contraband, and “Improper” behavior that Abby ONLY took part in to sell her “friendship” with Jane.
>Even despite Abby’s excellent acting, she could still feel Janes icy walls around her. Abby knew it wasn't just her, it was everyone on camp and they had it worse then even her, except Sergeant Bonnie of course.
>”Ohhh the two of them made SUCH a pair” Abby whispered to herself while shaking her hands and rolling her eyes, mockingly. It was very funny and she knew if anyone was there they would think she was silly and cool
>They were so close, so reckless, and Abby knew “improper” for military personnel. It was completely against protocol. Abby sometimes spied on the two of them from afar, hiding in trashcans and anywhere else to stay away from vision of the two (then again she wondered if she was so naturally invisible that it even mattered) and sometimes she would take pictures of their “improper” behavior, for evidence of course. She wondered if it was perhaps Bonnie herself who threw away all of her correspondence.
>Abby noticed her glasses began to fog up at this point and broke her train of thought, she took them off and scrambled for her rag to clean them. Without her glasses she was completely blind. One time Bonnie offered her some contact lenses so she could forget the glasses, but Abby refused. She didnt want to admit it, but she thought wearing Glasses made her look “smart” and “cool” and that the troops would respect her for that.
>Abby cleaned and put back on her glasses, and leaned back in her chair. She looked at the clock she kept in her quarters and once again began to harmonize the clicking of her pen with the tic toc of the Clock. It was quiet, and lonely.
>Abby thought to herself how this needs to end, that she needed something big on Jane and Bonnie in order to stop their reckless behavior once and for all.
>Abby also knew that even if she did, the Troops would never accept it without seeing it themselves, Bonnie had earned their respect 1000 times over.
>Thats when Abby thought to herself, and began to form a cruel smile on her face. The concept of the beginning of a plan formulated in her mind, and she brought out a new piece of paper and began to scribble furiously.
>Bonnie and Jane had a 100% Civilian extraction failure record, and no one wanted to admit it but Abby knew of their “execution” of infecteds despite protocol. IF Abby was able to somehow convince some troops to follow her to the city and “kept watch” on the two of them, and caught them in the act, perhaps it would break the Troops trust and things might finally change around here!
>Perhaps Abby would finally get the respect she des-
>Suddenly a knock at the door caused Abby to shriek loudly and lose grip of her pen, she was startled, no one has ever knocked on her door before.
>She organized herself and opened the door slowly, it was pouring rain outside and in her doorstep was the same soldier from earlier who approached her earlier, soaked to the bone
>”Hey XO, mind if I talk to you a mo-” He was cut off by Abby bringing him inside
>”Hello… whats your name and rank?” Abby asked, still somewhat shaken
>”It’s Michael, and I am uh, I guess just a regular grunt? I don’t know the ranks, sorry miss” Michael said back chuckling to himself
>”Michael, good good” Abby said back with a slight smile. “Michael, I need you to do me a favor, gather some men up, I have a mission for us