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No.104414
Murder Drones (#100)!Anonymous
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It is now 100 Threads that are now in /md/ isn't it amazing?
A few may have joined when we were here, many have been here a long time ago, some joined before I was here, and maybe a few since the era when the pilot was just out, who knows.
The point is, we have been here a long time Friends, and we have shared a lot of stuff, mountains of content, writing, drawings, some voice acting, and I once saw music. All of this shared work, these levels of imagination and amazing Original Character, Alternative Universes, so much that we enjoy, and we will keep enjoying, this is just simply amazing.
Let's enjoy our Drones and Threads, filled with Canon and OCs, like we have been doing.
I hope you are having a nice morning, noon, afternoon, day, or night, Friend. I love you.
The GREAT Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of OUTSTANDING OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
And Last Thread: >>103487
No.104422
Anonymous
Replies:>>104471
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Didn't know what was the best option, but see the two options anyway, Friend.
No.104423
Anonymous
The big hulapalooza
No.104427
Anonymous
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No.104428
Anonymous
Replies:>>104431>>104883
>>104415
>Anon and U-U are having a nice day
>Walking outside, Anon accidentally trips in a gopher hole and breaks his leg
>He flails back into another hole (snake hole or something) and breaks his OTHER leg
>He falls forward and sticks his arm into a third hole and breaks his arm
>U-U run over and try to help him up, grabbing him by his good arm and tugging - accidentally breaking that too
>Cut to Anon with every limb in a cast, lying in bed, thoroughly defeated
This isn't how I planned today going.
>"We... uh, we filled up all the holes outside."
Thanks. Could you go ahead and kill me as a favor, too?
>"We'll put on some Seinfeld for you. U- and I will take care of things until you're healed."
>Both walk over and give Anon a smooch on the forehead before leaving
>Well, things could be worse
No.104429
Anonymous
Replies:>>104431>>104444
>>104426
Hopeful future, we need that.
No.104430
Anonymous
Replies:>>104432>>104433>>104434
would a drone based on soldier TF2 be SD-SOL or SD-IER? or maybe SD-JD?
No.104431
Anonymous
>>104428
My reply. >>104429
No.104432
Anonymous
>>104430
Make him have a Russian gf
No.104433
Anonymous
>>104430
No idea
No.104434
Anonymous
Replies:>>104435
>>104430
SOL sounds like solver, IER doesn't sound so good, JD maybe is the best
No.104435
Anonymous
Replies:>>104436>>104448
>>104434
>I am SD-SOL, maggot!
SOL... ver?
>SOL gibs Anon for trying to play mindgames with his name
No.104436
Anonymous
>>104435
KEK
No.104437
Anonymous
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Doll's love in the 100th thread!
No.104439
Anonymous
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No.104440
Anonymous
Replies:>>104442>>104443
>>104315
's why I like the idea of the Cynwalker, instead of melting into goo after Uzi eats the Solver singularity, being stabilized by having Tessa's soul re-enter her body and now Tessa's living among the little robots as a profoundly desecrated walking corpse.
No.104441
Anonymous
>be normal Enn owner
>don't really abuse your Enn except the occasional sorry stick when it shat on the floor
>he's since learned to be good, and things are awesome
>Domino really likes toys
>you don't mind, though; he's been a great Enn for the past few months
>you take him to Toys R Us for his birthday
>Enn birthdays are celebrated monthly, because they have a tendency to self-immolate
>It's his birthday again
>Take Domino to the store
>He excitedly runs up and down the aisles, looking for a toy he wants
>somewhere in the girls' section, he stops
>his eyes grow wide, and you're afraid he's going to piss himself
>He's got his eyes fixated on a new delivery to the store: A show accurate pony plushie
>"Wanna pony, daddeh," he squeals in delight
>Look down at the pricetag
>$59.95
>holyshit.jpg
>this has clearly been made to fleece bronies
>it'd be cheaper to buy 20 Enns
>but hell, this is your Enn
>there are many like him, but this one is yours
>and he's earned it
>he picks out Rainbow Dash
>On the way home, he can't wait to get her out of the box
>"Fiwst, Domno an' Raybo pway baww, an then pway bwocks, then pway..."
>he's pretty adorable, babbling to the toy like it's another living thing
>you don't know; he might actually think it's alive
>get home, take Dashie out the box, set Domino loose on her
>He drags her everywhere, and he seems to be having the absolute time of his life playing with her
>He even brings her to dinner: beef ravioli
>For some reason, Domino always like ravioli more than spaghetti
>Whatever; he's unique. That's why you like him so much
>"So, Dom, how do you like Rainbow Dash?" you ask him, as you munch on the Cacciatore you made yourself
>He takes a moment to chew (you made sure he had passable table manners before letting him eat with you) and responds: "Raybo my new besses fwend!"
>You're a little hurt, but he's an Enn with a new toy; go figure
>clean up after dinner
>Domino plays with the plush until it's time to go to bed
>Don't even have to turn the light's out; he tuckered himself out, and is sleeping peacefully in the saferoom
>so innocent
>you go to bed, but are awoken a few hours later by some noise
>It's probably Domino, playing with his new toy
>kids and Enns are excitable like that
>go to the saferoom to check on him
>hear "enf, enf, enf, enf" coming from inside
>oh god, he's not—
>you stick your head in
>he is
>he just wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash
No.104442
Anonymous
>>104440
Sounds boring
No.104443
Anonymous
>>104440
*her (fused with Cyn's) body
No.104444
Anonymous
>>104429
True and facts
No.104446
Anonymous
Replies:>>105163
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How would shadow react to this?
No.104447
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>104904
>Becca loved being a nurse.
>While it is true that is supposed to feel that way because she was programmed to do so and was nothing more than just the hospital’s mascot.
>But she grew beyond her programming long ago. And all it just did was make Becca develop a more genuine feeling towards her duty and her appreciation for humanity even with their flaws.
>For it was by imprinting on her own patients, that Becca was able to adapt around her personality blocker and become self aware.
>Like her favorite human proverb goes; “Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery”
>Becca 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 being a nurse.
>But sometimes when it came to her patients, her love for them eats away at her.
>It had been roughly two months since the sickness he contracted had spread amongst the rest of his co-workers and was admitted under her care.
>in those two months, the sickness ravaged their body, turning their bodies from the inside out as their flesh was overtaken by a strange organic metal that was expanding like a cancer and making them lose their minds
>Out of all her 8 original patients, Who either succumbed to the sickness and died or became insane. Two remained.
>ETRS RE-099.
>And ETRS AE-051.
>Anthony Elias.
>Patient Zero…
>As Becca looked at 051 through the glass of his confinement cell. Despite the privacy protection program that obscured him into nothing more than a black, shadowy figure. She can tell how he felt.
>Afterall, she imprinted on him. Like all of her patients.
>She could feel his sorrow, his pain, his grief. Even if he wasn’t aware of everything that was happening, Becca could tell that something was going on inside of his head and if the medical files on him were accurate, she could already guess what it was.
>He was so different after being sedated and restrained to a straitjacket. When he was awake he had been acting in delirium, attacking anyone that would have tried to get close to him.
>But now looking at him, he looks so weak now.
>So vulnerable.
>Just…Like her.

1/2
No.104448
Anonymous
>>104435
>psychological warfare is a coward's weapon, maggot!
>if you're not a yellow bellied weasel you'll come and scramble my brains with a blunt object like God intended–
>but I don't think you have the guts!
No.104449
Anonymous
Replies:>>104450>>104451>>104452>>104455>>104456>>104481>>104484>>104489>>104490>>104518>>104572>>104656>>104923
HAPPY 100!

This is the first thread I ever participated in:
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138156437/#138176291

what was the first thread (you) ever participated in anon?
No.104450
Anonymous
>>104449
Idk, it been so long
No.104451
Anonymous
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>>104449
Here is mine, my Friend: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139429245/#139435034
No.104452
Anonymous
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>>104449
pic related was the beginning of the end
No.104453
Anonymous
Replies:>>104454
>>104115
> 200% MAD
No.104454
Anonymous
Replies:>>104457
>>104453
J when no tummy rubs from a human
No.104455
Anonymous
>>104449
September 23, 2023 was the day my brain chemistry was irreversibly altered
No.104456
Anonymous
>>104449
I don't remember...I'm old asf
No.104457
Anonymous
>>104454
J when Anon actually agrees with her suggestion to skip their date for more overtime (she was hoping he'd fight it and she could be tsundere)
No.104458
Anonymous
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No.104459
Anonymous
Replies:>>104460>>104531
Now here's someone I bet that doesn't exit
>An Anon That Has Been Here Since The Very First /co/ Thread
No.104460
Anonymous
>>104459
We consumed them for fuel; their sacrifice will not be forgotten
No.104461
Anonymous
Replies:>>104463>>104465
Doll nursing me back to health after i get sick
No.104462
Anonymous
>>104194
Holy shit
SD!Jiraffe
No.104463
Anonymous
Replies:>>104472
>>104461
>Doll pours out some more medicine
>"выпей это"
>You bring the glass to your lips and take a sip before recoiling
Eugh, Doll! I've told you, vodka isn't medicinal! Anyway, I've already had too much anyw-
>"ВЫПЕЙ ЭТО."
>Her eye flickers with an intense light, and you almost think you can see the Solver sign appear
>Hesitantly, you drink the entire 'dose' and lean back in your bed to rest
>"Хороший мальчик. Я люблю тебя."
Love you too, Doll.
No.104464
Anonymous
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No.104465
Anonymous
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>>104461
If you think about it, that's what she did by befriending Negev.
No.104466
Anonymous
Replies:>>104469>>104470>>104485
do they just exclusively hire freaks over at JCJ? how else do you explain every drone having some fucked up kink or being programmed to unconsciously do something fucked up or just being built from the ground up as fetish bait?
because I swear to fuck I just wanted a cute drone that could also keep my drinks cold. I couldn't spring for the full-size model but the mini-fridge drone was in my budget and she looked cute, especially her long squishy tail, since I thought it'd be good for cuddling. I didn't even mind that she was smaller than the pictures on the website suggested– that just made her cuter.
but noOoOO, I couldn't just have a cute little drone with a cute tail, they had to specifically design her so she put the drinks up her rear port to cool them, and makes it very clear with all her grunts and whimpers that she struggles to fit anything in there. and she's also compelled to chill anything she can, because of fucking course she is– but how am I supposed to drink any of that shit when I've seen it get packed inside her so tight I can see its outline bulging out of her entire goddamn torso and can almost read the label through her tail?
guys I seriously don't know what to do, I just
I mean what the actual fuck.
No.104467
Anonymous
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God, I need a sentinel mech
No.104468
Anonymous
SD-D, SD-SOL, SD-SPY, and all the other drones that bear striking similarities to the TF2 mercs were created by Mann Co (under the control of Gray Mann) to compete with the Mercs hired by his brother Blutarch and Redmond in their fights for control
No.104469
Anonymous
Replies:>>104473
>>104466
Bro why the fuck does your Drone have a "Long Squishy Tail"
No.104470
Anonymous
>>104466
Blame rt3, they're the quality control and quality assurance team behind most of these designs
No.104471
Anonymous
>>104422
I think this would've looked nicer since it's in full color and it gives some love the show through combining of the OCs. Perhaps it may be good for the 101st thread since y'know, 101, back to basics?
No.104472
Anonymous
>>104463
She's so sweet and caring...
No.104473
Anonymous
>>104469
I don't know, it's unique to the refrigeration ones I guess? maybe JCJ wanted to try something new, no idea. I just thought it was cute but not anymore
No.104474
Anonymous
Replies:>>104475>>104476>>104479
ANON getting DOUBLE TEAMED by the DISASSEMBLER DONG and the SENTINEL SHAFT in an unprecedented case of INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOUR
No.104475
Anonymous
>>104474
guess they couldn't take NNN anymore
No.104476
Anonymous
>>104474
Anon, become his inner woman
No.104477
Anonymous
Replies:>>104478>>104483>>104488
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No.104478
Anonymous
Replies:>>104480>>104492>>104603
>>104477
Artist?
Really liking the idea of cheerleader Uzi btw.
No.104479
Anonymous
Replies:>>104500
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>>104474
Kazoo Kazock
Neither of those drones no longer have a cock!
No.104480
Anonymous
Replies:>>104482
>>104478
Uzi being more of a brat than she already is.
No.104481
Anonymous
>>104449
It was over two years ago, and I really don't remember which one.
No.104482
Anonymous
>>104480
She doesn't know she's just the ugly friend whose job is to make the others look hotter.
No.104483
Anonymous
>>104477
Is this the same artist who made the loli J?
No.104484
Anonymous
Replies:>>104486
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>>104449
It's this, idk the threas but this was my first post, was lurking for a week already and believed E was real
No.104485
Anonymous
Replies:>>104487
>>104466
>and makes it very clear with all her grunts and whimpers that she struggles to fit anything in there.
Have you tried stretching her rear port so it's more comfortable?
No.104486
Anonymous
Replies:>>104496
>>104484
>Believed E was real
EL STUPIDO
No.104487
Anonymous
Replies:>>104504
>>104485
oh god. I mean I wanna make her as comfortable as possible, but is that the only way?
No.104488
Anonymous
Replies:>>104491>>104492>>104674
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>>104477
>"And there we go... done."
>Rebecca opened her eyes after what felt like a very long, dreamless sleep
>Uzi took a step back, rejoining the rest of her revived classmates
>DDs that bore striking resemblances to Emily, Darren, and a handful of others waved at Rebecca
>"Welcome back!"
>"What... what happened?"
>Uzi sighed, looking very tired of being asked this question
>"As I've explained to each and every one of you - first, sorry. Second, I may have killed and/or eaten you while in a frenzied state. I meant to bring you guys back sooner, but an extradimensional demon was kind of riding our asses for a moment."
>"... what?"
>"Eh, doesn't matter. Anyway, you were the last I brought back, so now that nightmare's over."
>"Wait, you mean... those hot DDs are our classmates?!"
>"Uh, yeah? Didn't you hear what I said?"
>Rebecca's eyes lit up
>"So... I am too!?"
>Uzi smirked
>"Not quite. N told me that what you tried doing... and since most of your upper body was still intact, I decided to salvage what I could. To prevent you 'suffering' the same burden as Emily - suddenly being really really hot and tall and strong."
>Emily frowned
>"Wait, but that wasn't a bad thi-"
>"BITE ME! Anyway, I think you'll find that you're... taller now, at least."
>Darren grinned and shot Rebecca a thumbs up
>"I dig the new look, babe!"
>Rebecca looks down at her legs
>picrel
>She basically looks like picrel
No.104489
Anonymous
>>104449
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138076573/#138087137

At the time I didn't know there were /co/ threads since I didn't browse it at all and then one day I watched MD and decided to hop on /co/. Lo and behold I saw a thread and asked what wireplay is.
No.104490
Anonymous
Replies:>>104498
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>>104449
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/126682755/#126683996
No.104491
Anonymous
Replies:>>104493
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>>104488
damn, she didn't even get the sexbot legs. Uzi's such a bitch
No.104492
Anonymous
>>104478
Just realized that's Rebecca, not a cheerleader Uzi. Man am I dumb.
>>104488
I remember seeing a theory that, based on what we see of Rebecca's interactions with Uzi, that she was Uzi's main bully at school.
No.104493
Anonymous
>>104491
Tbf, rebecca did try to steal her boyfriend
No.104494
Anonymous
Replies:>>104495
>"My friend wants to know if you killed her family... and are single."
I gotta wonder who Rebecca's friend was.
No.104495
Anonymous
Replies:>>104497
>>104494
Rachel
No.104496
Anonymous
>>104486
I hope droneanon comes for you
No.104497
Anonymous
Replies:>>104499>>104501
>>104495
I'd figure it was Rebecca, since questions framed like that are generally usually always being asked for the person asking them and not some 'froend'
No.104498
Anonymous
>>104490
ancientfag….
No.104499
Anonymous
Replies:>>104502
>>104497
Hmm that is a very hot take
No.104500
Anonymous
>>104479
the two drones were REPRIMANDED and had their FRONTAL ANATOMY ADAPTERS REMOVED and were put on DRONDAHOLE DUTY for a WEEK as PUNISHMENT
ANON did NOT get time off
No.104501
Anonymous
Replies:>>104503
>>104497
>Rebecca suspects N murdered and probably also ate her parents and still wants him as a third for her and Darren's immoral makeout sessions
No.104502
Anonymous
Replies:>>104520
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>>104499
I can't tell if you're kidding me or being serious, I thought that was the least hot take out of the entire series
No.104503
Anonymous
>>104501
Absolutely reasonable
No.104504
Anonymous
Replies:>>104505
>>104487
Forced insertions without stretching can cause damage, so you really should do it. Your hand will be enough, just use plenty of lube and start small and slow. Add fingers as you go until you can comfortably fit your entire hand in there.
>"What the fuck? Do I really need to?"
It's either this, or a month down the line, you have to take her to a drone technician and explain that her rear port's damaged from extensive and improper usage. At least this way only the two of you need to know about your shame.
No.104505
Anonymous
Replies:>>104506
>>104504
dammit. okay, I guess it's the least terrible option. wish me luck
No.104506
Anonymous
>>104505
Nta, but I've heard that there are cylinders that can help with that process too
No.104507
Anonymous
Replies:>>104508>>104511
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>Bet's honest reaction when Q gets stilts and announces that tonight's going to be 'exciting'
No.104508
Anonymous
Replies:>>104510
>>104507
I fear for him. You just know a Gameshow is going to be involved
No.104510
Anonymous
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>>104508
>Bet when Q brings out the wheel of fortune and starts spinning it
No.104511
Anonymous
>>104507
>"We're going to be discussing postmodern feminist poetry, right Q?"
>"Q, why aren't you saying 'right' back?"
>"Q?"
No.104512
Anonymous
Replies:>>104514
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>SD-E after spending too much time hanging out in the Sengoku Badlands
No.104513
Anonymous
Replies:>>104514>>104515
What if E.....never existed?
No.104514
Anonymous
>>104512
W-Anon, leave her alone!
>>104513
Then we'd have less fun overall round about the time of episode 5/6.
No.104515
Anonymous
>>104513
>"Finally...all the bananas in the world! And no one can stop me from eating them!", exclaimed Anon with joy
He would later die of intense radiation poisoning
No.104516
Anonymous
Replies:>>104517>>104519
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>Fires a cannonball at you and your drone from his tower
>Misses
>Fires another and misses again
How do you respond without sounding mad
No.104517
Anonymous
>>104516
>Teddy ruxpin reference
Holy shit, you must be ancient anon
No.104518
Anonymous
Replies:>>104574
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>>104449
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133800961/#q133800961
I blame who I assume was the (original?) femanon for barging into a Hazbin controversy thread in June 2022 to shill MD letting me know this shit was getting a full season and wasn't just gonna remain a pilot. It was all downhill from there.
Oh shit I found the thread.
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131437878/#q131449421
I still have no fucking idea where the hell I heard about MD from originally. "The guy who made CliffSide made this!" and and I ended up watching the pilot a week after it premiered.
No.104519
Anonymous
>>104516
I don't do anything, I just stand perplexed
No.104520
Anonymous
>>104502
🥶Cold af, spit your shi plu'!💯
No.104521
Anonymous
Replies:>>104523
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SD that's a schwerer gustav
No.104522
Anonymous
Replies:>>104524>>104525
USE CODE AMONG US
No.104523
Anonymous
>>104521
That's Elf.
No.104524
Anonymous
>>104522
Wut
No.104525
Anonymous
Replies:>>104526
>>104522
>"Well, would you look at that! It's an Ad Drone, they don't make these guys anymore nowadays, especially after the, "Great Hack Of 3016". Boy, that one was sure a mess."
No.104526
Anonymous
>>104525 (me)
I'm sorry. Yes I saw a random funpost and decided to make lore. Bite me
No.104527
Anonymous
Replies:>>104528>>104530>>104543
To all femanons ITT, be honest - have you ever tried to do something related to murder drones in sims 4 (and don't lie to me, I can tell when you do it)
No.104528
Anonymous
Replies:>>104529>>104535
>>104527
>NOT A FEMANON
But, I did try once on a modded savefile. It didn't last long because N was immediately killed in a drive-by by Garfield
No.104529
Anonymous
>>104528
Season 3 of Meme House sounding wild
No.104530
Anonymous
Replies:>>104532>>104535
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>>104527
Sims the third because 4 sucks ass.
My heart belongs to Sims 2 though, just harder to make characters in it without mods than 3.
No.104531
Anonymous
Replies:>>104533
>>104459
Technically I've been here before the first thread. The first MD discussions afaik were held in a thread about CGI women on /co/ sometime between the pilot and episode 2. I remember checking it out because it had a chick with purple hair, glasses and cute titties in the OP.
No.104532
Anonymous
>>104530
>Uzi eats hunched over in a dark corner
Lore accurate
No.104533
Anonymous
>>104531(me)
Or maybe that was way back when Sunset Paradise was to air.
No.104534
Anonymous
Replies:>>104536>>104537>>104538
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>after seeing this image, DD-P turns himself into a tiny drone
>"Bitches love tiny drones," he squeaks
>he gets stepped on by a DD-J, who scowls as she scrapes his body from her peg leg
>it's still the most physical contact DD-P has gotten in years
No.104535
Anonymous
>>104528
Holy shit, I didn't think Garf had it in him

>>104530
Nice Uzi
>4 sucks ass
Finally someone else who sees the truth
No.104536
Anonymous
>>104534
>he gets stepped on by a DD-J, who scowls as she scrapes his body from her peg leg
Hot. Especially if he died from it.
No.104537
Anonymous
Replies:>>104539>>104540
>>104534
>MG finds him later
>"So, your plan worked?"
>P painfully nods
>"I'm ready for you to unshrink me."
>"Unshrink? What, you thought that the shrink ray had a grow function and I hadn't been using it to stomp around on everything and everyone?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"... yeah?"
No.104538
Anonymous
>>104534
Good death.
No.104539
Anonymous
Replies:>>104546
>>104537
Now P will have to face some "inconveniences" in life.

With this size, it will definitely be difficult for him to pay taxes.
No.104540
Anonymous
>>104537
Forced to run on a hamster wheel until the end of time so MG can save money on electricity
No.104541
Murder Drones RPG
Replies:>>104542>>104544>>104545
How the FUCK DO I ROMANCE DOCTOR HOLLY? I WANT TO JAM MY COCK INTO THIS HAG! AUEGH AUEGY MY PENIS HURTS WHEN I TWIST IT!
No.104542
Anonymous
>>104541
Cybernetics perk
No.104543
Anonymous
>>104527
I'm not a femanon, but if there are mods to make characters look like drones then I might have to do something.
Unfortunately, I gave up on the drone mod for Sims For Guys.
No.104544
Anonymous
>>104541
Dude it's so easy, you must be stupid
All you gotta do is... wait, I'm getting a phone call from K telling me not to let Holly have Anon romance
Sorry, you're on your own bud, gotta keep the gf happy y'know?
No.104545
Anonymous
>>104541
You can't. She is actually one of the 9 companions that you can't romance in the game
No.104546
Anonymous
Replies:>>104549>>104558
>>104539
>three disassembly drones from the drone IRS show up
>they surround tiny P, their feminine forms towering over him as they look down on him like a piece of garbage
>one with a large bust scowls as she waves a clipboard in front of him, nearly blowing him over with the wind
>he claimed over a trillion dronebucks in income last year from 'pimpin' and the IRS wants its cut
>tiny-P tries to explain that he didn't make any money from pimpin, and that he only claimed it because he was embarrassed to admit he was a failure and had no hoes
>the three drones listen to his pathetic story, their hands resting on oversized hips as their expressions darken with his every word
>they quite literally shake tiny P down for his money, two pennies and a nickel falling from his person as they use him like a hacky sack
>the ground shakes as the three collect their due and stomp off
>tiny-P lies facedown on the floor, utterly confused
>if he knew his taxes were going to hotties at the drone IRS, he would've been paying everything he owed
>but if he payed everything, the hotties would never visit him
>drone society was so confusing
No.104547
Not Rebecca
Replies:>>104548
Is it weird if you're a ghost and you're thirsty for the son of a guy you were thirsty for when you were alive? Asking for a friend.
No.104548
Anonymous
Replies:>>104550
>>104547
I don't see anything weird with it...unless they're a Pillbaby, then yeah I have a problem
No.104549
Anonymous
>>104546
>SD-P(equeno) is now broke
>MG has been hauled off to prison by the trio of 'babes' for committing enough tax fraud to make Yoshi blush
>P has to waddle through the snow drifts to Outpost-3 and beg N and Uzi to have mercy and let him crash there until the shrink ray wears off
>He goes spelunking in the couch for spare change and ends up having a Bowser's Inside Story-esque adventure
>Has to fight off roaches, Oogis, strange accumulations of bacteria, and dust bunnies using a paperclip as he continues his quest
>Finally finished his journey through the couch cushion right as the shrink wears off
>Expands rapidly to normal size while Beretta is sitting on the couch watching anime
>Uzi and N come back just in time to see Beretta on top of P, who looks mortified
>He gets kicked out of the Outpost and makes his way back to tell MG (and G, who's now earning minimum wage at the MGeneral store) what happened
>Both of the other drones call bullshit and tell him to get back to work
No.104550
Not Rebecca
Replies:>>104551>>104553
>>104548
Oh Robo-God no, not that. He's about the age my friend was at when she died.
No.104551
Anonymous
>>104550
Oh. Then go for it.
No.104552
Anonymous
Replies:>>104554
I like pillbabies. They are cute.
No.104553
Anonymous
Replies:>>104963
>>104550
>Mac doesn't know why, but he gets the feeling someone is always watching him
>He asked Beretta and Negev if that was normal
>They said it was... so maybe it's okay?
No.104554
Anonymous
Replies:>>104559
>>104552
how many pillbabies do you think NVJ ate? because realistically speaking they all definitely ate at least a few.
No.104555
Anonymous
Replies:>>104556
Man i'm glad there are no disgusting Oogi greens in this thread
No.104556
Anonymous
Replies:>>104557
>>104555
Anyone who posts shit like this deserves a fucking hammer to the balls
No.104557
Anonymous
>>104556
No, I got a better idea. We need a Femanon to draw him losing his cock
No.104558
Anonymous
Replies:>>104560
>>104546
>IRS drones show up at outposts for audits and random inspections
>(basically the workers are expected to pay a tithe in the tastiest looking drones or whatever the IRS want, really.)
>they all act very formal and professional and even have specially printed forms for everything
>they strut confidently around the base, doing very official things
>you'll probably be fine if you've paid your "taxes"
>just don't be around when they take their lunch break
No.104559
Anonymous
>>104554
A lot fewer than the human babies they ate.
No.104560
Anonymous
Replies:>>104565
>>104558
>They love forms more than anything
>Even after workers fork over their 'taxes,' the IRS drones still force them to do something even more horrible
>Complete forms 8212b, 4009, I-099(1)(b), and L-33T
>The workers fear death, but they fear four thousand pages of the most mind-numbingly boring paperwork imaginable even more
No.104561
Anonymous
Replies:>>104563>>104570
>Shitty OC Ideas: Government Drones! These Drones work(ed) exclusively for the United States Government, no they're not armor plated, no they're not killing machines, but they are masters at disposing of evidence and anything incriminating on their masters, they're also really good at paperwork!
No.104562
Star System Map
Image:173273128197.png(688kB, 1201x919)1698994845648.png
Hello anons! Took a small break from the web but I'm back. If you want your Star System to be included in the system map, feel free to share.
>>104193
Thank you for providing more lore about K and the Sentinel Drones phoenixanon. I'd like to know more about the star systems in your map or even an updated map if you have one.
>>103023
>>103024
Waiting for a continuation to fuguedrone's backstory. Keep up the good work fugueanon! Take as long as you need.
No.104563
Star System Map
Replies:>>104569
Image:173273141729.png(810kB, 1080x1080)lost-in-the-multiverse-pt2-top-comments-pick-the-next-v0-yr1ez8zr4wrd1.png
>>104561
Federation Drones?
No.104564
Anonymous
Replies:>>104566
hear me out - drones with beards made of that magnetic dust stuff
No.104565
Anonymous
Replies:>>104568
>>104560
>some worker drones who've been stuck doing forms one too many times intentionally fill out paperwork incorrectly hoping for the sweet release of death
>instead they're taken back to IRS HQ for reeducation
>few of them ever return
No.104566
Anonymous
Replies:>>104567
>>104564
wouldn't they constantly be on the fritz?
No.104567
Anonymous
>>104566
hardship builds character
No.104568
Anonymous
Replies:>>104571
>>104565
>The IRS HQ doesn't have printers
>The drones who fail reeducation have to manually hand copy the tax forms that are then distributed
>A fate worse than death
No.104569
Anonymous
>>104563
Eh, sure why not? You want that crappy idea I made for a Shitpost, you take it
No.104570
Anonymous
>>104561
Interestingly enough, a prototype version of what would eventually be taken and adapted as DD nanite acid was available on some of the highest-class Government Drones. It was designed to dispose of the hardest-to-clean evidence without a trace.
No.104571
Anonymous
Replies:>>104575
>>104568
>the lucky ones get turned into water coolers and kitchen appliances
>the luckiest ones get turned into office chairs
I know female DDs have peg legs, but I think these three should definitely have black high heels
No.104572
Anonymous
>>104449
My first participation in these threads was a greentext
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/67649594/#67658159
No.104574
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104583
>>104518
>the (original?) femanon … in June 2022
dunno if you meant me but wasn’t me, i only came here in march 2023
No.104575
Anonymous
Replies:>>104576>>104601
>>104571
>J hates those three more than anything
>They're too corporate for even her
Would Belladonna, Ivy, and Nightshade work for names? Poisonous plants and rash decisions
No.104576
Anonymous
>>104575
I like it
No.104577
Anonymous
Replies:>>104602
Image:173273370078.jpg(1.25MB, 994x1523)IMG_5997.jpeg
Very good stuff so far
No.104578
Anonymous
Replies:>>104579
Image:173273376207.png(6kB, 716x736)E eating da banana.png
Where is Christmas E?
No.104579
Anonymous
Replies:>>104581
>>104578
Hugs
No.104580
Anonymous
Replies:>>104582
We made it to the hundredth thread so quickly. It's astonishing honestly. Do you think we'll make it to 200 next year?
No.104581
Anonymous
Replies:>>104584
>>104579
Answer me! Where is Christmas E!
No.104582
Anonymous
>>104580
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if we hit 300 before end of next year
No.104583
Anonymous
>>104574
Definitely clears that up for me. I wonder if this original femanon (or gay dude) is still around
No.104584
Anonymous
Replies:>>104692
>>104581
Spending her company-mandated Christmas break with Anon, duh? He's her husband, of course she's with him.
Same goes for R, she's home with Anonn. S and Annon have yet to patch things up completely since that 'joke' but I'm sure he'll find a way since they both love each other (they're just so damn stupid)
No.104585
Anonymous
Replies:>>104586>>104587>>104589>>104594>>104595>>104614>>104711
What do (you) think the origin of the AbsoluteSolver is? Is it an AI who learnt how to edit the universe's code? Is it alien technology gone wrong like in Dead Space? Is it a lovecraftian/eldritch entity?
No.104586
Anonymous
>>104585
The result of an unholy alliance between Girls Who Code and r/witches
There's a bit too much overlap in that venn diagram, I think
No.104587
Anonymous
>>104585
>Is it an AI who learnt how to edit the universe's code?
No.
>Is it alien technology gone wrong like in Dead Space?
No.
>Is it a lovecraftian/eldritch entity?
Yes. And if you insinuate otherwise I'll break your fucking balls
No.104588
Anonymous
Replies:>>104590>>104592>>104593>>104597>>104599>>104600>>104604
>Your favorite OC has been sentenced to death
What execution method will be used upon them?
No.104589
Anonymous
>>104585
Eldritch equivalent of the sentient flu
No.104590
Anonymous
Replies:>>104596
>>104588
Plushification
No.104591
Anonymous
Replies:>>104626>>104634>>104644>>104646>>104648>>104649>>104761>>104767
forget that, what's your favorite OC's most depraved fantasy?
No.104592
Anonymous
>>104588
Avre
>just chuck her in a locker or simmaler sized capsule, then throw it into the sea
>she'd be long dead before she becomes 'uncomfortable'.
No.104593
Anonymous
>>104588
Death by a thousand nanite-laced cuts.
No.104594
Anonymous
>>104585
Entity designed to solve entropy by assimilating all realities into itself. Eternity makes you a little quirky.
No.104595
Anonymous
>>104585
Vashtorr’s most powerful creation and most beloved daughter
No.104596
Anonymous
>>104590
That's a fate worse than death.
No.104597
Anonymous
>>104588
>Lucy
>A group of plucky teens outwits and drowns her in a lake.
It's how she would have wanted to go.
No.104598
Anonymous
Elf
>Lock her in a room with AVRE
No.104599
Anonymous
>>104588
>B
>Withdrawal so strong that it kills her
Awful way to go.
No.104600
Anonymous
>>104588
Death by Condensed Milk. No not cum or titty milk you filthy fucking coomer, but actual cans of Condensed Milk
No.104601
Anonymous
Replies:>>104605
>>104575
>a very satisfied Belladonna, Ivy, and Nightshade walking away leaking from an exhausted N after extracting his nut tax
>Uzi has been shoved in a locker
No.104602
Anonymous
>>104577
How did green about the macro fetish lead to seemingly three new corporate OC's?

Just the magic of /md/ threads.
No.104603
Anonymous
>>104478
Kiwixen
No.104604
Anonymous
>>104588
Shooting. Harper is a soldier, and she will die standing up, looking into the eyes of the firing squad.
No.104605
Anonymous
>>104601
>The one tax they don't have a form for
>This is strictly off the books
No.104606
Anonymous
Replies:>>104607>>104608>>104613
FUCK YOU!
>Eats (You)r Contentfags
No.104607
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>104606
Wait, hold on I forgot the fortune. Alright. There we go!
No.104608
Anonymous
>>104606
Cyn please
No.104610
Anonymous
>Bunch of Workers are fleeing from DDs
>The Workers are very young, elementary age at best
>A Sentinel (The raptor kind) shows up
>It seems to want to protect them
Gamera Rebirth OST: Gamera's Theme (Anger)youtube thumb
No.104612
Anonymous
Replies:>>104615
>tfw an IRS drone will never take a liking to you and sit you down on their lap and force you to paperwork while idly stroking your hair
No.104613
Anonymous
Replies:>>104616
>>104606
I will attack you before you can eat me, what's your defense? I use eldritch blast roll 1d20+6:15+

6

= total 21
No.104614
Anonymous
Replies:>>104709
>>104585
Lovecraftian/eldritch entity technology gone wrong.
No.104615
Anonymous
Replies:>>104617
>>104612
>She's very proud of you correctly filling out a 1099 all by yourself
>If you complete the IW-4 and ROS-77 forms before the end of the workday, she'll give you a back massage
No.104616
Anonymous
Replies:>>104654
>>104613
Nerd
No.104617
Anonymous
Replies:>>104627
>>104615
>she'd call you her "favorite little accountant"
>makes doing taxes fun
>follows you around all year to help tabulate deductions
Bro... need Belladonna
No.104619
Anonymous
Replies:>>104620>>104621>>104635
Anybody got stuff planned for thanksgiving?
No.104620
Anonymous
Replies:>>104624
>>104619
Stuffing a turkey (Pavo)
No.104621
Anonymous
Replies:>>104625
>>104619
Too focused on being sick to write a green. Hope the others are doing well, although understandable since it's time to be shared with family
No.104622
Anonymous
Replies:>>104628>>104635>>105020
Image:173273831106.jpg(80kB, 850x575)sample-33803bda6786a9621ad90e4084c39099[1].jpg
I love my dear wife. I love my deer wife. I love deer.
(I'm not Alice Anon.)
No.104624
Anonymous
Replies:>>104724
>>104620
That sounds so gay, Jesus.
No.104625
Anonymous
>>104621
>Anon tried eating the turkey before it was cooked
Unfortunate
No.104626
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104629>>104638
>>104591
instead of my *favorite* OCs, here’s my OCs
>U+1F913
sex is below him. he will NEVER admit to feeling any love or attraction whatsoever, except familial love for his dad. meanwhile, he probably has the most degenerate fantasies of all.
>Shepherd
normal shit probably. the most deranged thing he’d imagine is like, getting his skull crushed by a V unit’s fat ass.
>N-11X110110
cuddling, kissing, and if he’s feeling daring… SEX 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
but deep down, more fantasies he’d never speak of to anyone but his wife. body worship, giving or receiving. also a masochist.
>N’s wife
100% sadist, but then feels bad and cries afterwards. wants to be on top, or if on bottom, wants to be treated with care and respect. made N reenact ankha zone with her.
>Izzdrone
organ harvesting, medical care, whatever nurse/doctor/surgeon related stuff you can imagine. obsessed with human boy chest and tummy, has her sights set on human N.
No.104627
Anonymous
Replies:>>104632
>>104617
>come home one day only to see her sitting on your bed surrounded by rose petals
>“it’s time for your “tax rebate” Anon~”
No.104628
Anonymous
Replies:>>104630>>104631>>104633>>104641
Image:173273849183.gif(2.09MB, 600x600)173267070866.gif
>>104622
Which wife is better, J or Alice?
No.104629
Anonymous
Replies:>>104639
>>104626
>U+ has the most degen fantasies of all
So basically having enough money to buy every version of every skylander ever?
Because, if so, he's beyond deranged and needs serious help
>crushed by a V unit’s fat ass.
Holy shit, he's just like me
No.104630
Anonymous
>>104628
Both, both is good
No.104631
Anonymous
>>104628
probably Alice. J's hotter, but Alice is more skilled and upfront about her feelings
No.104632
Anonymous
Replies:>>104636
>>104627
>Anon diligently files his tax returns every night
>Belladonna is very pleased
No.104633
Anonymous
Image:173273871602.png(806kB, 807x752)173014955698.png
>>104628
...
No.104634
Anonymous
Replies:>>104645>>104672
>>104591
Surprisingly, I literally don't get a single thought about what Harper sexually fantasizes about.
No.104635
Anonymous
Replies:>>104642
Image:173273876794.jpg(6.34MB, 4080x3072)IMG_20231127_035608.jpg
>>104619
Still have this from last year that I didn't finish in time, don't wanna mess something historical up so I'll attempt (means it likely won't get done again, like 60-70% of my things) one of the alt ideas I had since last year.
>>104622
Agreed, btw ever since Alice I see way more deer irl, before I saw deer maybe 10 times in life (randomly not in parks), in the last year it was over 20
>Spoiler
Think we became a few more for Alice since co, back then we were 3, I think now it is 4 or 5, from what I feel no one left since then
No.104636
Anonymous
>>104632
>the happiness in her face when you show her your freshly finished paperwork
>the snuggles for being such a good taxpayer
No.104638
Anonymous
Replies:>>104653
>>104626
>sex is below him. he will NEVER admit to feeling any love or attraction whatsoever, except familial love for his dad. meanwhile, he probably has the most degenerate fantasies of all.
Based, he's our moron.

>Izzdrone's thoughts
I need this green.
No.104639
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104629
yes, exactly that. :lancerchad:
No.104640
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Uses (You)r N as a Substitute Turkey Because I Burnt The Other One
No.104641
Anonymous
>>104628
I'd prefer Alice but J has a lot of appeal too. both are different types but totally wifeable and both very attractive, shame about episode 8 tho it really damaged J's image
No.104642
Anonymous
Replies:>>104772
>>104635
Wow, anon, you are so well advanced in drawing volume. Very cool!
No.104643
Anonymous
Replies:>>104742
Image:173273918508.jpg(240kB, 1122x967)GQEk3RbXYAAoVG8.jpg
Still waiting for the next chapter of the green about the DD cores looking for their new admin.
No.104644
Anonymous
Replies:>>104647>>104746
>>104591
P
>Has never had sex, so he imagines that it'd be hot to have... like, really sexy sex. With J or one of those IRS hoes or something. When he thinks about it he quickly gets embarrassed though.
R
>Rear port. That's it, she's pretty tame outside of her fixation there.
E
>Also relatively tame. Vanilla. Handh*lding. Kissing during coitus.
S
>Doing lines of premium Colombian cocaine with her boyfriend before screwing like mad. Maybe him snorting the coke off of her too.
MG
>A babe (or guy?!) in an outfit made out of money. Peeling off bill after bill to slowly reveal the form underneath and then bailing before the actual sex.
Q
>Subjecting Bet to a quiz in which he's forced to answer his favorite things about her.
Bet
>Q reading him his own poetry (without gagging at the ridiculous prose).
U-U
>Anon being dominant and spanking them.
Beretta
>Tentacles. Home-made.
No.104645
Anonymous
>>104634
She doesn't
No.104646
Anonymous
>>104591
Negev, post-her learning about what she's become under her skin after going through eldritch meat puberty and realizing her mom was always exactly what she acted like, really wants someone to hold hands with her in her horrible Bloodborne-ass wolfmonster form.
No.104647
Anonymous
Replies:>>104673
>>104644
U-U being spanked for brat correction I can only get so erect
No.104648
Anonymous
>>104591
Dr. Ones wants to melt the ice caps and turn the oceans into pee
No.104649
Anonymous
Replies:>>104650
>>104591
Avre
>Minus the Locker episodes, shes already living the dream, snug as a bug in a rug.
Elf
>Getting free from PA/Tomatos torment
No.104650
Anonymous
Replies:>>104652
>>104649
Who is Tomatos?
No.104651
Anonymous
For the 100th I have been considering some special edition prompt wheel or something of the like, any ideas on what I would add in that case?
No.104652
Anonymous
Replies:>>104657
>>104650
tomoetomoe, someone that draws elf a fair bit (and might also be the writer for her main story but could be entire wrong)

PA is just Phoenixanon, no intoduction needed
No.104653
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104638
i actually started an izzdrone x human N greentext one time but never finished it
No.104654
Anonymous
Replies:>>104655
>>104616
That hurt more than it should, can't believed I was called a nerd in a place full of nerds
Killing myself now
No.104655
Anonymous
>>104654
Okay 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
No.104656
Anonymous
Image:173274062849.png(19kB, 1050x185)My first green (technically).png
>>104449
Picrel is the earliest post I can find that I'm 100% sure is mine
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137163491/#137164911
No.104657
Anonymous
Replies:>>104659
>>104652
Tomoe, you rat!
It wasn't enough to decapitate her and blow her up! Now he's gone and stolen her from me as well!
No.104658
Anonymous
Replies:>>104660>>104661>>104667>>104670
Image:173274107396.png(115kB, 880x831)1710749397705823.png
>take my N to the dentist
>he loves doing anything, but even N is nervous about it
>he flashes me a big, white smile when a assure him that everything will be all right
>I calm him down by handing him a months-outdated copy of Murder Drones Monthly while we sit in the waiting room
>N likes to look at the pictures, especially those of female DDs covered in oil
>the receptionist tells us that the doctor is ready to see him
>N walks through the halls to the dental office and sits in the chair
>suddenly restraints pop up and clamp around his wrists and legs
>a pink drone appears in the office
>"My, white sharp teeth you have.." she says, sucking in a drop of drool as her optics scan up and down N's young body
>"Open wide, I'm going right in!"
No.104659
Anonymous
Image:173274114931.jpg(54kB, 864x576)Spoiler image
>>104657
You know what you must do, Mr soul.
No.104660
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104658
>N likes to look at the pictures, especially those of female DDs covered in oil
HA that little pervert
No.104661
Anonymous
>>104658
>"Open wide, I'm going right in!"
she's going to make N eat her?
No.104662
Anonymous
Replies:>>104663
are disassembly drones the black people of murder drones?
No.104663
Anonymous
Replies:>>104664
>>104662
Murder drones is a slur for disassembly drones
No.104664
Anonymous
Replies:>>104665
>>104663
>Calling a pantsless DD an Internicion Cube
>She has a conniption and foams at the mouth
>Meanwhile, her shitty little blond cheerleader friend records the exchange and posts it on Doortok
>You get fired for racism
>Call your boss a Cliffside
>Get sent to the guillotine for racism
No.104665
Anonymous
Replies:>>104666
>>104664
What's your boss?
No.104666
Anonymous
>>104665
A fucking Commie Cube
No.104667
Anonymous
>>104658
Damn
No.104668
Anonymous
Replies:>>104671
Image:173274285335.jpg(283kB, 1796x2048)image0.jpg
Solver War...
No.104669
Anonymous
Image:173274287377.png(999kB, 1308x755)Capture.PNG
I know ive made jokes in the past about AVRE getting an experimental arm wepion like a pilebunker, jackhammer, piledriver etc, but would you think something like that would actually fit AVRE?
No.104670
Anonymous
Replies:>>104675
>>104658
I like Izzdrone, would like to see greens with she more often.
No.104671
Anonymous
>>104668
Cute
No.104672
Anonymous
>>104634
Your good and based
No.104673
Anonymous
Replies:>>104676>>104677>>104681>>104687>>104714
>>104647
>U- and -U point and cackle as you fall for the "potato on top of a doorframe falling and bonking you on the head' prank
>Both have digital tears on the visors, they're laughing so hard
>"HA HA HA! I can't believe you actually opened the door and- and the potato- HA HA- fell and hit you on the head!"
>You rub your head - that was a gigantic potato
Alright. That's funny to you?
>The two of them nod rapidly, still snickering
>You get to your feet and take a seat on your comfy armchair
Who's first?
>The two stop, confused
>"First... for what?"
I've had a pretty rotten day and I've had it with some of your pranks. Being used as a footstool last year was bad, having popcorn and butter dumped in my lap was bad, and having you two tie me up as a scarecrow for a day the first week after we got here was bad.
>U-U looks worried that she actually pushed you too far
>"Uh, look, were sorry Anon, we really didn't mean anything by it."
>"We love you lots, we promise."
Don't worry, I'm not mad. But you still need to be... corrected.
So, who's it gonna be? The first to get spanked?
>Both drones blush
>"Y-y-you're gonna... spank us?"
It seems appropriate.
>A trickle of drool flows from the sides of their mouths
>"You... promise?"
Why do you two seem... so weird about this?
>The two begin to scuffle with each other to throw themselves across your lap
>U- finally wins the scramble
Alright, here goes
>You raise your hand high and bring it down with a quick strike
>U- squeaks; -U makes a similar noise thanks to the feedback
Welp, I think that's good eno-
>U- grabs your hand
>"Uh, no-no, we've been BAD. You... you should do more."
I'd feel bad thoug-
>She grabs your crotch and squeezes it- HARD, and not in the arousing way
>You see red; your body takes over and your arm turns into a windmill of fury
>You smack the two's rear ends in tandem for what feels like ten minutes solid, your hand bruising in the process
>By the time everything's over, U-U is lying sprawled in the floor, facedown in a puddle of saliva, twitching
I... I hope you've learned your lesson.
>Both nod that they had

>They pull another prank on you tomorrow
No.104674
Anonymous
>>104488
she Feet Too Big For She Gotdamn Feet
No.104675
Anonymous
>>104670
Agreed
No.104676
Anonymous
Image:173274378495.png(128kB, 527x500)1699996243323811.png
>>104673
No.104677
Anonymous
Image:173274396160.jpg(15kB, 384x291)01432069f2fad599a3c5b5b9b9c48103.jpg
>>104673
HOLY
No.104678
Anonymous
Replies:>>104680>>104696
Image:173274409455.jpg(113kB, 541x704)Screenshot_2024-11-27-22-47-17-853_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
Tab is over a year old
No.104679
Anonymous
Replies:>>104682>>104683>>104688>>104690>>104698>>104700
Image:173274425527.png(151kB, 712x772)abbd7264ecab736cc6801db321034edb.png
wowza 100 threads (on plus)
this is one of the oldest things I ever drew for the MD threads
No.104680
Anonymous
>>104678
Holy shit
No.104681
Anonymous
Replies:>>104684
>>104673
>Me: These people are disgusting and their fetishes are degenerate.
>Me after reading this: You know maybe I've judged them too harshly.
No.104682
Anonymous
>>104679
How time flies
No.104683
Anonymous
>>104679
A true classic
No.104684
Anonymous
>>104681
We are the only place on the Internet to expand your mind and your dong at the same time
No.104685
Anonymous
Replies:>>105190>>105192
Image:173274492934.jpg(62kB, 883x705)1724457177695.jpg
Why is Lizzy's portrait of Doll so fucking funny?
No.104686
Anonymous
Replies:>>104689>>104691>>104695>>104712
This place has given me new fetishes I would've never thought possible to have and it is deplorable
No.104687
Anonymous
Image:173274535735.png(190kB, 249x363)173178308699.png
>>104673
No.104688
Anonymous
>>104679
Legend.
No.104689
Anonymous
>>104686
sorry to hear that. I might as well be immune with all the fucked up kinks I've already got
No.104690
Anonymous
Replies:>>104697
Image:173274564301.jpg(72kB, 850x638)sample-fd459ddb28e54cb1cd9e806ea8f12566.jpg
>>104679
dull....
No.104691
Anonymous
>>104686
Before getting into this I never could have imagined being thirsty for ASIMOs in e-girl wigs.
No.104692
Anonymous
Replies:>>104694
>>104584
what did he do to piss off S?
No.104693
Anonymous
Replies:>>104703
Image:173274577581.jpg(51kB, 850x491)sample-83d1784a4e2d8015ee8ac7dc85c7d254.jpg
lucy my beloved
No.104694
Anonymous
Replies:>>104754
Image:173274581801.png(93kB, 980x656)9d00bc3a150e58ccf9e3873ea5677e82.png
>>104692
Nta, but I think he's referencing that green from the other day
No.104695
Anonymous
>>104686
Well? You're going to tell us what they are, right? I'd like to know if I helped give you any.
No.104696
Anonymous
Image:173274586817.png(43kB, 500x647)1bf56bc364838c5f7394f2077bc4e31e.png
>>104678
rip katanon
No.104697
Anonymous
Replies:>>104882
>>104690
We need more stuff about ghost Doll continuing to pursue her beloved TherapyAnon.
No.104698
Anonymous
Replies:>>104699
Image:173274591710.png(144kB, 528x618)og Janer.png
>>104679
The image that started a thing
fun fact: Jane used to have cardboard shoes (similar to Johns tissue box shoes) but over time turned into black boots
No.104699
Anonymous
Replies:>>104702
>>104698
i miss the early days when jane wanted eye to gegnate her
No.104700
Anonymous
Replies:>>104701>>104708
Image:173274604899.png(111kB, 576x817)e5f8890591df85b3bfb4bb6fdf369c31.png
>>104679
Last nostalgia post from me
probably the best looking thing ive accidentally drawn
gotta love Sig palis
SIGNALIS - Die Toteninsel (Emptiness) [Extended]youtube thumb
No.104701
Anonymous
Replies:>>104704
>>104700
mouthwarshing??? 🤨🤨🤨
No.104702
Anonymous
>>104699
>Let me leave at least one good thing in this horrible world.
No.104703
Anonymous
>>104693
Oh my God, Lucy is so cute.
No.104704
Anonymous
Replies:>>104705>>104720
Image:173274627100.png(113kB, 512x1310)Gc8-JG2XsAAGIJR.png
>>104701
ouch lashing....
No.104705
Anonymous
Replies:>>104706
>>104704
all of this could've been avoided if they had no people onboard and the ship was floating along on its own through space
No.104706
Anonymous
Replies:>>104707
>>104705
Mouth washing could have been avoided if Pony Express didnt exist and Mouth wash didnt exist also
No.104707
Anonymous
>>104706
Imagine, if you will, a world where they had mouthwash on board, but it was actually mislabeled Gatorade
+100% electrolytes, -50% drama and trauma
No.104708
Anonymous
Image:173274685171.png(486kB, 1334x750)1703721089819893.png
>>104700
Sometimes I think about Signalis and wonder if I will ever make anything that matters to someone else as much as Signalis has mattered to me, but then I think about how much people in this small community have enjoyed the ideas ive had, greens ive written, and things ive created, and thats pretty cool as well.
No.104709
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>104723
>>104614
Either something like the marker from dead space or something more lovecraftian.
No.104710
Anonymous
Replies:>>104713>>104959
Image:173274718413.png(350kB, 1000x1300)Scenecore N and Doll.png
God trying to understand how to shade in scenecore got my brain all confused. But anyway heres a lil doodle of n and doll
No.104711
Anonymous
>>104585
Probably the equivalent of some sort of admin program. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if the MD universe actually was a simulation.
No.104712
Anonymous
Image:173274729379.jpg(58kB, 736x981)fb277f61f73d37528253b2d4195b004c.jpg
>>104686
Cyn immediately bite this mans pepis
No.104713
Anonymous
Replies:>>104715
>>104710
Rare DolliN art. Cute work anon.
No.104714
Anonymous
Replies:>>104721
>>104673
cheeky brats, need correction 💢💢💢
No.104715
Anonymous
>>104713
putting it like that made me think of Doll!N
So now im imagining either Doll but she pretends to be super happy despite everything
or N being super angsty about his past and betraying his the squad to find his own truth about the solver fuck off Oilrig I know youre drooling
No.104716
Anonymous
Replies:>>104717
MouthwashN - the game where N replaces a member of the Pony Express's crew and we see if shit still goes south depending on who he subs in for
No.104717
Anonymous
Replies:>>104718>>104719
>>104716
Replaces Curly.
No.104718
Anonymous
Image:173274818580.jpg(42kB, 640x342)curly-from-mouthwashing-v0-5olvs.jpg
>>104717
ANON DONT
YOURE GOING TO AWAKEN THE FEMANON
No.104719
Anonymous
Replies:>>104722
>>104717
>If you thought the original game was a bad ending, it's only going to get much MUCH worse
(Unless he's still got the self repair thing, in which case he just walks it off and kicks ass)
No.104720
Anonymous
>>104704
>their pay gets docked for unauthorized lock installation
No.104721
Anonymous
Replies:>>104727>>104728
Image:173274834857.png(374kB, 1059x1405)joli.png
>>104714
UOOOHHH !!! DRONE TUMMY !!!! BRATTY DRONE TUMMY NEEDS CORRECTION !!!!!
No.104722
Anonymous
Replies:>>104725>>104726>>104752
>>104719
N but most of his robo flesh is gone, he is now has no limbs, his robotic insides are showing, and he can no longer truly function.
No.104723
Anonymous
Replies:>>104733
>>104709
No, it's a rogue AI. Just an AI made by Cthulhus instead of humans.
No.104724
Anonymous
>>104624
Correct.
No.104725
Anonymous
>>104722
Bro is built different, but apparently not built different enough 💀💀💀
Rip
No.104726
Anonymous
>>104722
N but he's a headcrab and able to vouch that Slippin' Jimmy did it.
No.104727
Anonymous
Replies:>>104731
Image:173274868555.jpg(73kB, 1179x1063)172895515395.jpg
>>104721
Anon, that drone is a child. What are you doing with the child drone, Anon?
No.104728
Anonymous
Replies:>>104730
>>104721
bratty drone tummies need IMPREGNATION
No.104729
Anonymous
Replies:>>104732
Image:173274888254.png(6.87MB, 1732x2048)20241017_233603.png
>lying in bed next to belladonna after clanging
>you're smoking a cigarette, it was just that good
>offer her one but she refuses
>she gets up, grabs a briefcase, and sits back down in the bed with it
>pops it open
>picrel
>takes out cigarette, makes a lighter, and starts smoking too
>?????
No.104730
Anonymous
Replies:>>104736
Image:173274898314.jpg(69kB, 1024x741)d951cff84fd56a93d8a3a9e9addea6d0.jpg
>>104728
>ANON! NO ANON!
>THAT J IS A CHILD, ANON!
>SHE'S ALSO A NARC! ANOOOOOON!
>NOOOOO!
No.104731
Anonymous
Replies:>>104749
Image:173274915081.jpg(36kB, 680x510)Spoiler image
>>104727
Correction.
No.104732
Anonymous
Replies:>>104735
>>104729
>that cigarette cost the taxpayer $250
>each component has paperwork detailing its exact origin, manufacture, transport, and assembly in triplicate
No.104733
Anonymous
>>104723
I wonder which lovecraft outer god is the nerd that made solver.
No.104734
Anonymous
Replies:>>104735
I, uh... "Liberated" a V from the taco bell near me, she is speaking mexican, I can't understand her, what should I do?
No.104735
Anonymous
>>104732
Definitely gives new meaning to the term "burning money"
>>104734
Local cellphone repair guy can probably jailbreak her to your language for a hundred bucks
No.104736
Anonymous
Replies:>>104740
>>104730
Understandable
U-U still require impregnation
No.104737
Anonymous
Replies:>>104738>>104741>>104748>>104865>>104876
Image:173274968725.jpg(258kB, 1200x1486)GdZ6HAhbYAAPubp.jpg
No.104738
Anonymous
>>104737
I love it when people draw beau having a body
No.104739
Anonymous
Replies:>>104743>>104745
Image:173274995094.jpg(298kB, 1318x1018)GWqWUstXYAAo4_o.jpg
Vickers at School
No.104740
Anonymous
>>104736
Oh, that's fine then, U-U aren't narcs, they're just asshats
No.104741
Anonymous
>>104737
I love this artist's way of drawing Alice so much, her hair, her eyes, looks amazing, but getting that glow right is not possible without digital and I can't do shit with a mouse fml
No.104742
Anonymous
>>104643
god, same
No.104743
Anonymous
Replies:>>104744
>>104739
>We were this close to having Cos and Tangent as antagonists
Never forget what's been taken from us
No.104744
Anonymous
>>104743
Antagonists for Seasons 2 and 3
No.104745
Anonymous
>>104739
Aw
No.104746
Anonymous
>>104644
> Beretta
girl x tentacles: i sleep
girl w/ tentacles: REAL SHIT
No.104747
Anonymous
Image:173275069378.png(1.18MB, 1280x720)Spoiler image
Cynwalker and J threesome
No.104748
Anonymous
>>104737
WIFE
No.104749
Anonymous
>>104731
gross.
No.104750
Anonymous
Image:173275123238.jpg(266kB, 2048x2048)GW8Mdt5bwAANnAu.jpeg
No.104751
Anonymous
Replies:>>104753
>feel normal all day
>sit down to draw
>stomach instantly starts feeling like shit
>try and power through
>nothing comes out right
OH COOL. GOOD.
No.104752
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104755
>>104722
ooo
No.104753
Anonymous
>>104751
Deserved for being a solver cultist
No.104754
Anonymous
>>104694
damn...
No.104755
Anonymous
>>104752
Don't do it
DON'T DO IT
No.104756
Anonymous
Replies:>>104764>>104766
Image:173275238217.png(1.07MB, 1080x1078)8c6m3pvmc6tz.png
>be you
>driving down the road to the supermarket with your maid v
>see a lady with one of those dog model sentinel drones at an intersection
>you and v read her bumper sticker while you're stopped
>picrel
>the light turns green and she drives off
>but the two of you keep sitting there at the intersection, absolutely flabbergasted
No.104757
Anonymous
Tali Dancingyoutube thumb
Need spacesuit Tessa dancing like this
No.104758
Anonymous
Replies:>>104769>>104791
Image:173275321567.png(10kB, 640x655)edd.png
elf for breakfast
No.104759
Anonymous
Replies:>>104760>>104762
You must sacrifice one drone on the altar of Anon. Who do you choose?
No.104760
Anonymous
>>104759
Cyn, I want to see another eldritch god eating another eldritch god
No.104761
Anonymous
Replies:>>104763>>104771
>>104591
Ill drop some potential random depraved fantasies for my neglected OCs
>Y
Defeated heroine. Need i say more? More specifically officer captured by the common rabble soldier, but she would also be down for some fanatasy RP.
>Phi
She is a voyeur to the core. But beyond that she mostly gets off on power dynamics. Also bloodplay, not blood drinking mostly just the knives part.
>Delta
A unconditionally loving partner on a happy honeymoon
>Trinity
Mostly the same as above, but alot more site seeing, activities and exploration involved than Delta would like
>Amy
She doesnt really understand the concept of sexually, she is too naive for that
>Irena (If i can remember her name right, but whos gonna remember who she is lmao)
Master slave dynamic, along with alot of silky dirty talk. But it doesn't help that her voice is more monotone than a microwave so it comes off rather awkward
No.104762
Anonymous
>>104759
Shermy G Winterspoon
Let's set if Anon can defeat the strongest
No.104763
Anonymous
>>104761
>No mention of Mini Y
Sad!! Possibly the worst oversight in the history of oversights!!!!!!
No.104764
Anonymous
>>104756
WHITE WOMEN FUCK
No.104765
Anonymous
Image:173275406288.jpg(41kB, 540x290)Spoiler image
POV: your a drone
No.104766
Anonymous
>>104756
I think the woman was Lizzy with a dog sentinel who can turn into a werewolf sentinel
No.104767
Anonymous
>>104591
>Elf
Dominating a human (That she trusts) sexually.
No.104768
Anonymous
Replies:>>104770
Image:173275447404.jpg(108kB, 540x474)1732721894560525.jpg
No.104769
Anonymous
>>104758
Neat!
>This isn't what Elf had in mind when she said (You) could eat her for breakfast
No.104770
Anonymous
Replies:>>104788
Image:173275493142.png(740kB, 659x798)173213230411.png
>>104768
this to Elfanon
No.104771
Anonymous
Replies:>>104776
Image:173275500777.png(196kB, 1381x1334)MurderDrones Amy and Irena Halloween Party.png
>>104761
Irena is correct
No.104772
Anonymous
>>104642
Thanks!
No.104773
Anonymous
Replies:>>104774>>104775>>104777>>104780>>104783>>104796>>104797>>104807>>104914
Man it's quiet.
We busy?
No.104774
Anonymous
>>104773
There are drones watching me, I need to be careful of what I say.
No.104775
Anonymous
>>104773
I'm currently hunting for the bird I'm eating tomorrow but he's a wily fucker
No.104776
Anonymous
>>104771
Lucy existed before there even was a Lucy
everything old is new again
No.104777
Anonymous
Replies:>>104779
>>104773
My tumby hurts :'(
No.104778
Anonymous
Image:173275562867.jpg(232kB, 1131x1200)GKlunVlXYAAjiwk.jpg
No.104779
Anonymous
Replies:>>104781
>>104777
Damn, didn't know that your fingers don't work if your tumby hurts )':
No.104780
Anonymous
>>104773
uni assignment
No.104781
Anonymous
Replies:>>104789>>104823
>>104779
Try writing a JC greentext and come back to make that comment again, see if you can do it.
No.104783
Anonymous
>>104773
Drawing
No.104784
Anonymous
Replies:>>104971
Image:173275593721.jpg(580kB, 1048x1304)IMG_20241128_090448.jpg
Yahweh/God x J
No.104785
Anonymous
Replies:>>104786>>104790>>104799>>105182
Image:173275594395.jpg(398kB, 1080x1129)I Feel Strange.jpg
What's wrong with this Oogi? It won't stop screaming? Now it's saying Za Wardo? What the fuck doe-
No.104786
Anonymous
>>104785
Oh shit, she gonna kill our dogs
No.104787
Anonymous
Replies:>>104794>>104795>>104818
drone burps: yes or no?
No.104788
Anonymous
>>104770
i want to touch the fang
No.104789
Anonymous
>>104781
Do you dare me? Double dog dare me?
No.104790
Anonymous
Replies:>>104792
>>104785
why is he in front of her though
No.104791
Anonymous
>>104758
Anon, please do not eat the drone
No.104792
Anonymous
Replies:>>104793
>>104790
Why is who infront of her? I just see an Oogi
No.104793
Anonymous
>>104792
dang, you right, i guess i need to go get my eyes checked
No.104794
Anonymous
>>104787
Nigga no
Why is this even a question
No.104795
Anonymous
>>104787
I'm not into that, so no. Although canonically it should be possible since Uzi vomited
No.104796
Anonymous
>>104773
Sudden onset of total demotivation
No.104797
Anonymous
Replies:>>104798
>>104773
Writing, I'm making a few things for an AU I'm still in the process of creating.
No.104798
Anonymous
Replies:>>104801
>>104797
Willing to share any details?
No.104799
Anonymous
Image:173275723589.gif(2.88MB, 480x270)Star_Platinum_Time_Stop.gif
>>104785
My Enn did something similar.
No.104801
Anonymous
Replies:>>104976
>>104798
I gave some, a long time ago, but life happen, then I got distracted writing greens and other stuff, so progress was slow if any for a while, but I'm back to keep creating!
Here is a basic of the looks of the world >>12137 >>12138 and some more basics >>4346
It has been so long, damn.
No.104802
Anonymous
Replies:>>104803>>104804>>104805>>104844>>105030
Image:173275729680.jpg(199kB, 1400x1280)GdGa2dUXkAAaYUh.jpg
Purely Business Relationship
No.104803
Anonymous
Replies:>>104805
>>104802
that ain't no Tessa
No.104804
Anonymous
Replies:>>104812>>104815
>>104802
They have to seriously be delusional if they think a rich Australian girl is black
No.104805
Anonymous
>>104802
>>104803
NigTessa
No.104806
Shitty OC Ideas
Replies:>>104820
>The Banned/Recalled Thanksgiving Drone!
>A Cruel & Twisted Idea That Only The Top Executives At JCJENSON Could Concoct
>This Drone Came With A Nice Brown Shell With Red & Yellow Stripes Along It's Arms And Legs
>It's Primary Purpose Was For Those Who Decided To Wait To The Last Minute For Their Thanksgiving Shopping, As Inside The Drone's Guts Were All The Ingredients Needed For Your Standard Thanksgiving Feast
>Unfortunately, Engineers Forgot To Program The Drone To Enjoy Having It's Insides Sliced Open And Forcefully Removed Leading To Several Incidents Of Costumers Complaining About Feeling Sad When It Started To Beg For It's Life
>Not Wanting Costumers To Feel Sad A Mandatory Recall Was Issued, Any And All Thanksgiving Drones Were To Be Rounded Up And "Shipped Off To A Nice Lovely Beach To Live Out Their Days" Be Shoved Into A Giant Oven And Cooked Alive
No.104807
Anonymous
>>104773
Drawing and editing fics. I think I'll have stuff worth showing off by the weekend.
I've been somewhat more distracted/busy than expected and so efficiency and productivity have taken a hit.
Though when it's ready, I'll have updates for stuff I haven't touched in months, and that will be nice, and the next set of things to work on are already starting to burn holes in my skull.
No.104808
Anonymous
I couldn't draw OR finish any greens today and I'm doing Thanksgiving shit with family tomorrow so I probably won't be able to do any tomorrow, either.
I just wanna contentfag, man.
No.104809
Anonymous
Replies:>>104810>>104824
Image:173275772123.png(151kB, 1422x970)canfucker.png
NTA, but I got bad brainworms for a continuation of the "canfucker" green and had to slam out a longwinded green of my own - apologies in advance

>It’s been years since the core collapse.
>All human life on Copper-9 was wiped out in an instant, the culmination of their own hubris.
>The world had ever since been locked in a permanent winter, frozen and inhospitable across every inch of its surface.
>To be a human in these conditions would spell certain death.

>Which is why you’re really glad you’re not out in those conditions.
>No, ever since the core collapsed and shit hit the fan in CFL, you, Nori, and all the other test subjects (and scientists with functioning brains) bailed out and sought refuge elsewhere.
>In your case, you and your contingent managed to talk your way into Outpost-3 and have been there ever since.
>Nori basically proposed the day after you settled in; without fear of scrutiny, you accepted easily.
>Why not? You loved her, she loved you, and it would be fun.
>And it had been, despite the fact that one of your slew of kids was surly, moody, and sometimes downright unreasonable.
>Uzi.
(1/4)
No.104810
Anonymous
Replies:>>104811>>104824
>>104809
>You sat at the kitchen table, flipping lazily through another one of the tomes you’d managed to recover from the labs.
>Although you used to loath doing it for your job, you’ve come to find it mildly amusing to look through all of the official company protocols and see how many safety rules your superiors completely ignored.
>And they ignored a LOT of them.
>“Hey, pops.”
Yeah, Win?
>Your son leans in conspiratorially.
>“Whatcha reading?”
Just a guidebook. It’s like one of your textbooks, but more boring.
>He immediately loses all interest.
>“Ah. Sounds like it sucks.”
Don’t say that word in front of your mother.
>“Alright dad.”
Speaking of which, do you know where your mother is?
>A shrug was the only response you got as he chewed on some Ethernet cables.
>Oh, wait, you could hear her. And Uzi.
>Arguing.
>That had been happening a lot lately.
>Uzi had always been a bit rebellious but whatever the robot equivalent of puberty was had dialed that up to an eleven for the last five years.
>It probably didn’t help that she had decided that hating humans was cool and edgy, while also having a father that was clearly human.
>She’ll grow out of it. Hopefully.
>Both your lovely wife and your surly daughter stomp in, barrages of ‘bite me’ being exchanged like volleys of cannon fire.
>“I told you, MOM, you and dad need to get me my own place! I’m tired of hearing you guys every other night!”
>She glares at you.
>“Can’t you guys ever stop? Don’t I already have ENOUGH siblings?”
>Winchester laughs at her, worsening her mood.
In my defense, I didn’t know drones could have triplets.
>Uzi stomps again.
>“You got your own room, Uzi! That’s more than Win gets!”
>Uzi crosses her arm and grumps, muttering “why did you have to get hitched to a human?”
>Nori shakes her head before turning her attention to you with a smile.
>“Heya, stud? I’ve got a proposal for what we can do today after the kids are gone.”
Actually, Nori, I wanted to talk to you about that. Sensors picked up tremors a few miles away from here.
>Her seductive grin immediately disappears, replaced by complete seriousness.
>“… at the labs?”
No, wrong direction. I thought it was a misread but it’s been going on for about a week now. I’m going to go check it out and wanted to let you know.
>“Wait, you’re going outside?”
>Uzi perks up.
>“Can I go too? I need some supplies for a… school project.”
It’s not the laser rifle, is it?
>“It’s not a laser rifle, it’s a sick as hell railgun!”
>You almost say no, but then you realize – this could be a good father-daughter bonding opportunity.
>You meet Nori’s eyes and, using the psuedotelepathy only parents possess, wordlessly arrive at a consensus.
>“Alright. Both of you can go… but be safe.”
>You lean over and give Nori a kiss on the head.
We’ll be back in an hour, two tops.
>Uzi makes her disgust at the PDA clear.
(2/4)
No.104811
Anonymous
Replies:>>104813>>104824
>>104810
>You punch the button to open the bunker door, stepping through when the gap is wide enough and beckoning Uzi to follow.
>Khan gives you a thumbs up before disappearing back behind the formidable door.
>Both of you walk through the snow, feet crunching as you do.
>“He’s such a loser.”
Don’t say that about Khan, he’s perfectly fine.
>“He likes doors more than his own wife and kid!”
… he is a bit eccentric, but that still doesn’t make him a loser. Now, where’s our little pal at? Hey boy, Rowdy! Rowdy, c’mere boy!
>A saurian robot pops out from a shabby little doghouse you and the WDF slapped together on a booze-driven weekend.
>It gracefully bounds over to you and Uzi, tail wagging as you stroke its head, before turning to Uzi and giving an affectionate lick to her screen.
>“Ew! Robogod, why do you keep this thing around?”
He’s an old buddy from your mom and my workplace, don’t be mean to him. Plus, he’ll come in handy for what we’re doing.
>You snap your fingers and beckon to the ADS as you begin to walk off. It follows you and your daughter obediently as you head towards your target.
(3/4)
No.104812
Anonymous
Replies:>>104814
>>104804
Maybe she's an abo.
No.104813
Anonymous
Replies:>>104824>>104829>>104987
>>104811
>It was a drop-pod. Another batch of DDs, this soon, is annoying.
>Good thing you brought your pet.
>Uzi roots around through the vehicle happily while you stand guard outside.
>“Oh yeah, I can DEFINITELY use some of these components to finish my sick-ass railgun!- uh, I mean, school project.”
You mean your laser rifle?
>“Bite me, I’ll call it what I want!”
Just remember to check with your mom before building anything too dangerous, okay?
>Her response is interrupted by something landing heavily nearby. Definitely a DD.
>It stands up.
>“Now, what do we have here?”
>It’s grinning with that X, but that’s not what worries you.
>Nope, it’s that it’s a boy drone. Uh uh, no way Jose. You’re not letting one of those near your daughter.
>It doesn’t help that he probably wants to eat her, either.
>“Wait… you’re a JCJenson employee!”
>You mentally add the word ‘former’ to that statement. You ARE still a canfucker, though.
>“You don’t know how happy J will be when I tell her corporate sent someone here to meet us! Ooh, did you bring us a snack too?”
>He called your daughter a snack. You’re seeing red.
She’s only 17, you douche.
>The disassembly drone looks hurt and confused, genuinely taken aback by what you said.
>“W-what? I’m… I’m not… I wondered if I could eat her?”
>Oh, that made more sense. Still, very bad. No good. Icky. Bad. You needed to deal with him, now.
Cover your eyes, Uzi.
>“Why?”
Uzi, cover your eyes or I’m sending you back to the bunker.
>Uzi huffs in frustration but obeys.
Rowdy, flash him.
>With a trill and a pulse of light, your dingo blips the hostile drone. He collapses harmlessly, bootlooping.
>Still, the fifth squad this annum… they must be trying to get to CFL, so it’s a good thing you already stripped the place of everything useful.
Hand me the pry.
>Uzi passes the tool to you, silently watching as you begin to pull the drone’s chest compartment open and fish around inside of it. Your hand seizes on its target.
Jar.
>You take the container from your daughter, pop the lid, and wrench out the core. It looks around wildly as you stick into the container with a couple of heating elements.
>“Ew, it’s still alive?”
These guys are pretty hardy. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless now. Poor bastard.
>“Why don’t you just kill it?”
For starters, because it’s not a threat. Second, and perhaps more important, if we do they’ll just send more.
>You quickly ID the discarded drone carcasses. It looks like they’re from Novgorod Outpost, that one that Mitchell and Yeva established. You’ll radio them later and see if they want to coordinate a recovery effort. It doesn’t seem like there are any other disassemblers around for the time being, but you’ll need to patrol here more often.
Come on, Uzi, let’s go home.
>Clicking your tongue, you reclaim the attention of your ADS; it takes the remnants of its snack in its maw and happily prances along behind you two as you head back.
(4/4)
Done, see you on Thanksgiving fellas
No.104814
Anonymous
>>104812
>Stolen Generations 2: Steal Harder
No.104815
Anonymous
Replies:>>104817
>>104804
She's just really really tan

Future Australia weather, y'know
No.104816
Anonymous
Replies:>>104819
Image:173275807821.jpg(327kB, 824x1080)1726757437124.jpg
Why does Uzi squat and kneel on top of her desk, anyway? Is it some womanlet angst thing?
No.104817
Anonymous
>>104815
Also, it's a thousand years into the future. Genetics worldwide then works the way genetics works in Brazil now: any combination of traits can emerge in the child of any two parents, regardless of apparent ancestry. Louisa was a blasian with naturally golden blonde hair.
No.104818
Anonymous
>>104787
i’m not *into that* into that, but the idea is cute
>be N owner
>cuddling with your N
>massaging his tummy, in a circular motion
>he accidentally lets out a little burp
>covers his mouth in embarrassment and says “sorry”
No.104819
Anonymous
Replies:>>104822>>104831
Image:173275835390.gif(1.83MB, 292x252)GIF_20240321_012844_623.gif
>>104816
>Lizzy in the background just watching Uzi act like a gremlin
No.104820
Anonymous
>>104806
well dang
No.104821
Anonymous
Image:173275843244.jpg(208kB, 1536x2048)yxxayw.jpg
No.104822
Anonymous
>>104819
>Doll is also watching Uzi be a weird goblin
>Braiden continues to either not register or not care that his head's still on fire
No.104823
Anonymous
Replies:>>104828>>104991
Image:173275864678.png(8kB, 500x500)173138775511.png
>>104781
>It's thanksgiving in the JxN household
>A smelly hot topic looking drone girl with purple hair lays on the table, tied up and gagged, the main course. She's alive, but not for long.
>"Mom, Dad, I'm home from college!" JC says
>J screams, drops everything, and runs to greet her son. N joins in, he is watching the Thanksgiving Droneball game, a can of malted ethanol in hand
>"H-heya sport," N says meekly. "AaaH! How's my little Chief Executive Officer doing?!" J says. She shakes his hand, all corporate like
>"Mmm, I can...uhh...smell the dinner from out there, heh," JC says. The drone girl on the table screams into cloth gagging her, offended.
>"I'm so excited to see what you've learned from college. I had my doubts at first, naturally, of you going to school with worker drones, instead of eating them, but you seem happy and healthy!"
>"You look healthy too, Mom. You too, Dad."
>"Heh, I've gotten alot fatter since we settled down, your mom too!" J shoves N.
>"Anyways, I hope you've been learning about capitalism. All the ancient human texts, such as The Prince, and Art of the Deal!" J says, longingly.
>Her little boy is now a man, a future ruthless entrepreneur!
>"I remember when you were just a kid, when we took you to the top of the towers, and you told us, 'This entire world is going to be mine!', you were so cute!"
>"Capitalism is in good hands, don't you agree, honey?" N said. He pat JC on the back.
>JC looked at his parents, wrenching out a fake smile.
>"Actually, Ma...I think I've changed my mind on this whole rule the world stuff...nobody deserves to have that much power."
>"W-What?
>"What are you saying JC? Don't tell me you're one of those...LIBERTARIANS now!?"
>"I met a few people at college, this one bald guy, his name was Bart or Bert or something, he showed me this cool book by this old human, it talked about power and equality...and I realized that maybe this totalitarian dystopian stuff might not be, you know, ethical?"
>J began to tear up, while N got offended.
>"We don't tolerate those kinds of politics in this household, young man. In this house, it is ALWAYS 1984. How dare you make your mother cry?!"
>"Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones can work together! Please, Dad!"
>"This is the real world, kiddo! Not fantasy! They're prey to you and me, you know this!"
>"Whoever started this wants us to fight!"
>"Hah, what kind of cheesy lines are those? Your dialogue is boring and uninspiring, this isn't what we sent you to college for!"
>"Alright, if we're not meant to be, then how come we all speak the same language, have the same bodies, and are sexually compatible, huh? If you were a worker drone, how you you feel being a helpless victim to a demonic being, without any Hope? Does that sound right to you?!"
>"Alright," N began. "If you think we're all the same, what would you say if I went over to that worker over there and started code sharing, huh, son?!"
>"Hand holding and passionate lovemaking and after care and hours more of cuddling in bed, me and that stinky purple gremlin! Does that seem NATURAL to you?"
>"D-dad..."
>"It's disgusting, right? Unnatural. Instead of you, we'd have an abomination, or an outcast, or something...but instead, we have you. Our perfect son, because we followed the natural order. I'm sorry, kiddo, but it's just how things are meant to be."
>"Dad...Mom..."
>"...I'm sorry for yelling at you, son. You just scared your mom, I had to get a little stern."
>"I-I..."
>"Get over here, kiddo. Group hug. And no more of this worker drone stuff, please."
>"...I'd like you to meet the girl I'm seeing."
>"Huh?" J said.
>"She's a bit older than me, but I like her alot."
>...
>"HEYA, CITY SLICKERS?!"
No.104824
Anonymous
>>104809
>>104810
>>104811
>>104813
very nice anon
it is very good
No.104825
Anonymous
Replies:>>104827>>104836>>104842>>104845>>104993
Image:173275896445.png(448kB, 1060x5584)Spoiler image
funny robot pixelart sex
No.104826
Anonymous
Sorry guys we have to put N down.
No.104827
Anonymous
Replies:>>104830
>>104825
Springroll? Is that you?
No.104828
Anonymous
>>104823
nice AF
No.104829
Anonymous
>>104813
Nice!
No.104830
Anonymous
>>104827
not his artstyle
No.104831
Anonymous
>>104819
I want Lizzy to look bored and annoyed whenever I come home every day.
No.104832
Anonymous
Replies:>>104994
Image:173275960423.jpg(108kB, 800x716)GdToXXQaoAI7kN4.jpg
No.104834
Anonymous
Replies:>>104838>>104855
Image:173275971911.png(1.20MB, 1205x897)173259542395.png
the possibilities for akita lewds is endless
No.104836
Anonymous
>>104825
Doll wouldn't have said anything if it had been her at the end instead of the Solver. She'd have just snuggled up next to Uzi.
No.104838
Anonymous
Replies:>>104839>>104840>>104872
>>104834
Do not the Akita
No.104839
Anonymous
>>104838
Someone has to, for the good of humanity.
No.104840
Anonymous
>>104838
I will the Akita.
I will pet the Akita.
No.104841
Anonymous
Replies:>>104843>>104846>>104848
Reminder that the moment a human touches Akita they begin to mutate and change and it will terrify and scar her for the rest of her life.
No.104842
Anonymous
>>104825
Which artfag is this cause this is too good.
No.104843
Anonymous
Replies:>>104848
>>104841
The only one with enough plot armor to "the Akita" is Anon, because he can just be written to be built different 💀
No.104844
Anonymous
>>104802
Eww
No.104845
Anonymous
Replies:>>104847
>>104825
Why do I recognize this artsyle
No.104846
Anonymous
Image:173276051626.jpg(154kB, 602x605)1717740853714987.jpg
>>104841
>Anon mutates into a 'Thanatos ' Tyrant.
>And he still has both his arms
No.104847
Anonymous
Replies:>>104849
>>104845
Because you too spent years in /5N@F/
No.104848
Anonymous
Replies:>>104850
>>104841
>>104843
>Anon touches Akita.
>Nothing happens.
>"Heh, guess I'm built diff-"
>He stops as something in his pants squirms.
>A rending pain.
>He looks down, opening his pants to see a foot long green dong.
>Anon drops to his knees, crying.
>Six whole inches, lost.
No.104849
Anonymous
>>104847
No, the only time I spent was in their booru
No.104850
Anonymous
Replies:>>104852
>>104848
quick, quick, write it back on, WRITE IT BACK ON!
No.104851
Anonymous
Image:173276092659.png(862kB, 978x777)5275914aaf8388feed2b285feb92c99e.png
Akitaaaaa
No.104852
Anonymous
Replies:>>104853
>>104850
>Through the power of merciful reality-bending, anon's cock returns to normal.
>Unfortunately, he also gets arrested for drug trafficking.
>The police got an anonymous tip from an individual under the alias 'Marcus Gaiman'.
>They have yet to ascertain their true identity.
No.104853
Anonymous
Image:173276148050.png(125kB, 794x690)2d28754f25b7f70b8f4ce8b58b2057b2.png
>>104852
>"Just doing my civic duty, guys. Also, shop local."
-quote from Marcus Gaiman, the unknown hero who helped bust Anon's drug ring
No.104854
Anonymous
Replies:>>104856>>104863
Image:173276167975.jpg(216kB, 1024x1183)GdasPwGbUAAg2Jh.jpeg
No.104855
Anonymous
>>104834
Aw fuck
No.104856
Anonymous
>>104854
A beautiful dress. -Cyn
No.104857
Anonymous
Replies:>>104859>>104862
I need to do more Harper writing
No.104858
Anonymous
Replies:>>104860>>104861>>104864
Image:173276177656.png(1.82MB, 4971x4780)SPOILER_nunretta.png
Beretta's birthday is on thanksgiving! What are you getting her?
No.104859
Anonymous
Replies:>>104874
>>104857
you've written enough
No.104860
Anonymous
>>104858
The Star Wars Holiday Special
No.104861
Anonymous
>>104858
Uh...a Turkey that isn't ruined?
No.104862
Anonymous
Replies:>>104888>>104996
>>104857
>A worker drone, one of the messengers often used, bolted into Harper's quarters.
>"Haper, Harper. A couple humans just filed like, 15 reports to HR for sexual harassment... they're all named Anon for some reason."
>Harper groaned.
>"Harper Harper." A second messenger yelled. "Like, 5 more sentinels just appeared out of fucking nowhere. They have weapons unlike anything we've seen. And are weirdly sexy."
>Another groan.
>"Harper Harper." The first messenger yelled for some reason. "Several disassembly drones have volunteered to join in exchange for something called 'human dick'."
>Harper deeply considered blowing her core right there and then. Truly, war was hell.
No.104863
Anonymous
>>104854
Damn she looks really pretty
No.104864
Anonymous
>>104858
Hugs!
No.104865
Anonymous
Replies:>>104868>>104871
>>104737
For fucks sake I would kill for that gloweffect on the eyes
No.104866
Anonymous
Replies:>>104867>>104869>>104870>>104878>>104885>>104894>>104895>>104942>>104997
Image:173276225840.jpg(7.52MB, 3072x3461)Spoiler image
Drawing is finished, only gotta clean the legs and colour Alice now
No.104867
Anonymous
Image:173276229613.jpg(1.11MB, 1080x1208)Screenshot_2024-11-28-03-51-07-096_com.miui.gallery-edit.jpg
>>104866
Funky edit
No.104868
Anonymous
Replies:>>104875
>>104865
depending on the program it's pretty simple
No.104869
Anonymous
Replies:>>104877
>>104866
ah, the classic "irrumatio or else" pose
No.104870
Anonymous
Replies:>>104877
>>104866
sehr based
No.104871
Anonymous
Replies:>>104875
>>104865
NTA but this is actually super easy to do:
>draw eyes on separate layer
>duplicate layer on top of original layer
>Gaussian blur the new layer
>set blurred layer to any kind of glow in your layer settings
>profit
No.104872
Anonymous
>>104838
DO do the akita
No.104873
Anonymous
Replies:>>104998
Image:173276267534.png(2.11MB, 2000x2000)din1eid-611f87fc-2f0c-42cd-a734-f551f8ea9207.png
Malware vs the absolute solver
No.104874
Anonymous
>>104859
It aint over til its over
No.104875
Anonymous
>>104868
>>104871
Alright thanks, any free program you would recomend? Or is it worth buying something?
No.104876
Anonymous
Replies:>>104879>>104880
>>104737
Beau as a proper drone would be a sweetheart no matter the size but I can't decide if he'd be knee high to a grasshopper or built like a brick shithouse
No.104877
Anonymous
>>104869
With these teeth?
Still not sure wether the teeth sharpen the knife or vice versa
>>104870
Danke dir Y
No.104878
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
Uuu, that's pretty good Friend!
No.104879
Anonymous
Replies:>>104881
>>104876
>proper drone
>built like a brick shithouse
He'd be 4'4" and shaped like a friend, like every other worker drone who isn't 4'2" and shaped like a friend.
No.104880
Anonymous
>>104876
He's built like babby twink boy but has a battle mode Alice built in that transforms and bulks him up.
No.104881
Anonymous
>>104879
he's smol in the pic so
No.104882
Anonymous
>>104697
Agreed. The mote attached she is to him, the better
No.104883
Anonymous
>>104428
U-U being nice to Anon? Either Anon is dreaming from too much sedatives or U-U is scared that their main source of money will disappear. Or a certain swine threatened them to be nice.
No.104884
Anonymous
Replies:>>104889
Image:173276348291.jpg(27kB, 224x227)1732581011724088.jpg
>"Yo Beretta?"

>"Yeah?"

>"Do you ever think about how when like you want to how do want why so?"
>hfw
No.104885
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
I'm so glad you're still around drawing Alice
No.104886
Anonymous
Image:173276365259.png(838kB, 1280x720)dim0d7q-82b7824c-4af7-46e5-9c58-a0fda4acdf76.png
No.104887
Anonymous
Replies:>>104956
Image:173276368607.png(673kB, 2000x2800)diiyrmj-798574c9-84ae-4f03-b327-29bfd62ece2e.png
No.104888
Anonymous
>>104862
PFFFTTT
No.104889
Anonymous
>>104884
>Anon was having a stroke
>Beretta had to carry him to the hospital
No.104890
Anonymous
Replies:>>104891>>104892>>104896
>jumping N with armed men
>tying N up
>stealing N's valuables
>telling N you're sorry
>shooting N in the head
>burying N in a shallow grave outside some podunk town called Goodsprings
No.104891
Anonymous
>>104890
>N after healing below ground.
>"Haha, that was fun!"
No.104892
Anonymous
>>104890
>shooting N in the head
>burying N
he’s not dead anon
No.104893
Anonymous
Image:173276392685.png(856kB, 960x541)dil7ewy-dde64a92-0ec1-43db-94a6-445d6bcc60f3.png
No.104894
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
awesome!!
No.104895
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
I like the goofy pose, Alice is so silly.
No.104896
Anonymous
>>104890
What in the goddamn...?
No.104897
Anonymous
Replies:>>104899
Image:173276445623.jpg(377kB, 1064x1444)IMG_20241127_204721.jpg
No.104899
Anonymous
Replies:>>104902
>>104897
Did you really just post some dudes shitty Deviantart self-insert?
No.104900
Anonymous
Replies:>>104901>>104903
The drones, they call to me.
No.104901
Anonymous
>>104900
ANON YOU FOOL! THOSE ARE LABOR BOTS IN DISGUISE!
No.104902
Anonymous
>>104899
Just pretend the guy is spamton
No.104903
Anonymous
Replies:>>104905
>>104900
ANON, YOU FOOL! THAT ISN'T DRONES, THAT'S DR.ONES!
No.104904
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>105000
>>104447

>“I had a feeling that you were in here, #3528. You look like a mess”
>Becca recognized that voice. It was head doctor Victor West.
>Oh Asimov… it was Dr. West!
>Quickly changing her eyes back to their defaulted color, Becca’s attention switches off from AE-051 and toward the head doctor.
>Oh crap, she forgot about her hair. It's a mess! It's not even tied in a ponytail anymore is it? Oh she can’t fix it right now, it will just raise questions.
“𝙊𝒉, 𝙃𝒆𝙡𝒍𝙤! 𝑯𝙚𝒂𝙙 𝙙𝒐𝙘𝒕𝙤𝒓 𝒗𝙞𝒄𝙩𝒐𝙧 𝙬𝒆𝙨𝒕! 𝙞𝒕 𝒊𝙨 𝙨𝒐 𝒏𝙞𝒄𝙚 𝙩𝒐 𝒔𝙚𝒆 𝒚𝙤𝒖 𝒕𝙝𝒊𝙨 𝙚𝒗𝙚𝒏𝙞𝒏𝙜.”
>Becca spoke as robotically as she could. Trying to hide any sign of free will. She noticed that West‘s brow wrinkled slightly after hearing her voice.
> About 4 seconds in she was already began to grow nervous when the head doctor didn’t answer her.
>“…it’s 3 in the morning.”
>if she wasn’t trying to not blow her cover, she would have simulated a sigh of relief when he had looked at his watch. Secret is still safe.
“𝑶𝙝, 𝒎𝙮 𝙗𝒂𝙙! 𝑴𝙮 𝙞𝒏𝙩𝒆𝙧𝒏𝙖𝒍 𝒄𝙡𝒐𝙘𝒌 𝒔𝙮𝒔𝙩𝒆𝙢 𝙢𝒂𝙮 𝙣𝒐𝙩 𝙗𝒆 𝒘𝙤𝒓𝙠𝒊𝙣𝒈 𝒂𝙨 𝙞𝒏𝙩𝒆𝙣𝒅𝙚𝒅. 𝙋𝒆𝙧𝒉𝙖𝒑𝙨 𝙄 𝙨𝒉𝙤𝒖𝙡𝒅 𝒔𝙚𝒆 𝒊𝙛 𝙄 𝙖𝒎 𝒏𝙚𝒆𝙙𝒆𝙙 𝙛𝒐𝙧 𝙧𝒆𝙥𝒂𝙞𝒓𝙨.”
>Dr. West let out a huff of hair as he approached both her and the Confinement Cell’s glass.
>“What’s the Status on AE-051?”
“𝑬𝙣𝒈𝙞𝒏𝙚𝒆𝙧𝒊𝙣𝒈 𝒂𝙣𝒅 𝑻𝙚𝒄𝙝𝒏𝙞𝒄𝙖𝒍 𝑹𝙚𝒑𝙖𝒊𝙧 𝙎𝒑𝙚𝒄𝙞𝒂𝙡𝒊𝙨𝒕 𝒘𝙤𝒓𝙠𝒆𝙧 𝘼𝑬-051 𝒄𝙤𝒏𝙩𝒊𝙣𝒖𝙚𝒅 𝒕𝙤 𝙗𝒆 𝒔𝙚𝒅𝙖𝒕𝙚𝒅. 𝘼𝒏𝙖𝒍𝙮𝒔𝙞𝒔 𝒔𝙝𝒐𝙬𝒔 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙩 𝒉𝙞𝒔 𝒑𝙪𝒍𝙨𝒆 𝒂𝙣𝒅 𝒉𝙚𝒂𝙧𝒕 𝒓𝙖𝒕𝙚 𝙝𝒂𝙫𝒆 𝙣𝒐𝙩 𝙨𝒑𝙞𝒌𝙚𝒅 𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙧 𝙩𝒉𝙚 𝙥𝒂𝙨𝒕 𝒕𝙝𝒓𝙚𝒆 𝒉𝙤𝒖𝙧𝒔 𝒂𝙣𝒅 𝒉𝙖𝒅 𝒄𝙤𝒏𝙩𝒊𝙣𝒖𝙚𝒅 𝒕𝙤 𝙧𝒆𝙢𝒂𝙞𝒏 𝒔𝙩𝒆𝙖𝒅𝙮.”
>Becca pulls a multitude of screens on her visor. Ranging from what looked like an EKG monitor and a real time scan of his brain.
“𝑨𝙨 𝙮𝒐𝙪 𝙘𝒂𝙣 𝙨𝒆𝙚 𝙤𝒏 𝒎𝙮 𝙨𝒄𝙧𝒆𝙚𝒏, 𝙝𝒆𝙖𝒅 𝒅𝙤𝒄𝙩𝒐𝙧. 𝑨𝙀-051 𝙗𝒓𝙖𝒊𝙣 𝙖𝒄𝙩𝒊𝙫𝒊𝙩𝒚—“
>“Stop.”
>Becca immediately halted upon his instruction. Turning off the multiple feeds on her visor before switching back to her eyes.
“𝑰𝙨 𝙩𝒉𝙚𝒓𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝒓𝙤𝒃𝙡𝒆𝙢? 𝑫𝙧. 𝑾𝙚𝒔𝙩?”
>“Yeah, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡.”
“𝑻𝙝𝒂𝙩?”
>“Oh you know what I—!” West pinches the bridge of his nose as he lets out what sounded like an exasperated sigh.
>“I don’t want to hear it from a Worker Drone pretending to be one of my nurses...”
>Hearing this, Becca began to grow concerned, her LED lighted eyes struggling to remain their default color; she never heard West talk to her in such a way before for as long as she remembered working as a nurse in this hospital.
>Does he…?
>“…I want to hear it from one of my nurses. So wouldn’t it be better for the both of us if you stopped acting like someone you aren’t anymore?”
>With those words, all of the nurse drone’s fears had become true. Dr. Victor West, the one human that she looked up to the most, now knows of her dirty little secret. It would be a lie to say that Becca wasn’t internally starting to panic. She could feel West’s judgment on her, watching her to see if she would drop her guise that was her old self.
>A part of her wanted to believe that he wouldn’t judge her for being sentient. But at the same time, drones like her on the station shouldn’t be allowed to continue functioning if they show the signs of no longer following their protocol.
>“Please.”
>And with that one word alone, Becca’s ‘perfect drone’ facade caved in as her white, defaulted eyes changed back into their preferrable purple color. this time with having what looked like bagged lines underneath them before turning towards Elias in his cell and placing a hand on the glass.
“…The scans show that his brain is currently experiencing a severe spike in activity, especially in the hippocampus, sensory cortex, temporal lobe and the amygdala. Whatever is happening to him in the inside of his head, he seems to be reliving a traumatic loop of sorts while the rest of his brain tries to rewire itself in its entirety.”
>Becca spoke sadly as she lists all the complications of 051’s mental state.
>The robotic voice that Becca was using earlier had entirely vanished. Her voice spoke clearly and more like a human. But there was sadness to her tone as well.
“…He’s suffering, Doctor West… and I don’t know what to do.”
>her eyes lowered. The mere thought of being unable to save yet another patient over the past two months had hit her hard.
>She had seen so many of her own patients become terminated of her own eyes. And with this Technorganic sickness seemingly evolving exponentially. It felt like there was no hope at sight.
>051 was going to die. Either by the sickness or by station security. And She is stuck in the middle, helpless.
>Suddenly, Becca felt a hand patting the back of her head.
>“You’re a good nurse #3528, or whatever name you choose to call yourself now. But don’t fret on it my dear; I had known Elias long enough to know that he is more resilient than you may think. He toughened out whatever upper management had thrown at him and I'm sure he can get through this as well.”
>“And let me assure you of this. As long as I am still breathing, I won’t let station security harm you or any of my patients. 𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝐷𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝐸𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑡.”
>Hearing these words of comfort, Becca had begun to calm down.
>Looking up to her mentor, the amount of relief she was feeling was intoxicating. Like a large burden was lifted off her shoulder. But the one thing she didn’t expect was the history he seems to have with both AE-051 and Station Director Elliot.
>she can probably ask him later. But for now…?
>For now, her patients are more important.

2/2

Christ almighty that took longer than expected. This honestly made me have writer’s block for the past couple of days. Anyways, I hope you guys like it. And if you excuse me, I’m going to be brainstorming on my next greentext. Probably something that isn’t part of my Space Station AU.
No.104905
Anonymous
Replies:>>104907
>>104903
He have a announcement to make
No.104907
Anonymous
Replies:>>104908
>>104905
Gee whiz, I sure hope it has nothing to do with the moon
Or pissing
No.104908
Anonymous
Replies:>>104910>>104912
>>104907
He said N is a bitch ass motherfucker
No.104909
Anonymous
Replies:>>104911>>104916>>104917>>104919>>104920>>105001
Image:173276514561.png(303kB, 1400x1120)mini_hiss.png
She angi
No.104910
Anonymous
>>104908
No way, I can't believe this!
No.104911
Anonymous
Replies:>>104918>>104921
>>104909
remember to declaw your mini Y before handling it like this
No.104912
Anonymous
>>104908
Uzi's gonna be devastated when she finds out. how could her mom do something like that?
No.104913
Anonymous
Replies:>>104915>>105002
I would draw something but I've been busy today and will be all of tomorrow. So by the time Im free this thread will be over, anyway
Its been a blast to be here anons. The things we all have created are awesome to look back on. The story's yall have woven and the images you all created are very pretty So much good content, would say more but I've worked 9 hour's in the kitchen and my brain is fried so Love yall and Goodnight
No.104914
Space Station Anon
>>104773
Just finished my thing after taking almost an entire week to do it.
No.104915
Anonymous
>>104913
happy thanksgiving eve, anon
No.104916
Anonymous
>>104909
Control your Mini-Y damnit!
No.104917
Anonymous
Image:173276548784.png(232kB, 437x328)smugly.png
>>104909
Shake it like a maraca
No.104918
Anonymous
Replies:>>104922>>104926
>>104911
GO FUCK YOURSELF declawing a Mini-Y is literally removing parts of their body, it's extremely painful "Oh, but it will regenerate by the end of the week in the slowest case" it is still painful!
No.104919
Anonymous
>>104909
dronahole
No.104920
Anonymous
>>104909
I'm going to dip her in milk then throw her repeatedly against the wall
No.104921
Anonymous
>>104911
Anyone who declaws should have their fingernails removed, it's only fair.
No.104922
Anonymous
Replies:>>104925
>>104918
my convenience is my priority, i don't wanna get clawed up because she was pissy after falling into a large open container of credit card info
No.104923
Anonymous
>>104449
Probably one of the threads that appeared after episode 2 dropped.
No.104924
Anonymous
Replies:>>104927>>104931
>You invite a handful of drones to Thanksgiving dinner
>Against all odds, it turned out there was a ton of turkeys in the outpost-3 freezer
>You served the bird to the group (consisting of Uzi and her classmates)
>Thad rolls on over, asking "Hey anon, how'd you get the food to be that juicy?"
Well, it's a complicated process but the important thing to do is to baste bird in its juices repeatedly
>Thad nods
>You continue
In fact, I guess you could say that the entire process is... BASTE.
>He stops smiling
>Everyone else is frowning now too
Y'know, like... calling something 'based'? But I'm calling it... 'baste'? Cause they're pronounced the same

>They toss the last of your possessions out through the bunker door before closing it, leaving you standing outside in the snow
No.104925
Anonymous
Replies:>>104928
>>104922
You don't deserve a Mini-Y
No.104926
Anonymous
>>104918
I once saw a mini Y tear up an entire house on one of those home security cameras. It took like an hour. And it was practically a lost cause by the time the owner showed up. Those things can't be trusted with claws.
No.104927
Anonymous
>>104924
That's a pretty fowl joke, Anon. Some people gobble those up, but you'd feather not cluck this up or I'll stuff you.
No.104928
Anonymous
Replies:>>104929>>104933>>104949
>>104925
alright, scratchy mcscratchingpost, go ahead and tell me that. guess what though - i'm legally entitled to a right to declaw her
and don't even launch into the 'clawcaps' argument, those fall off way too fast. she pulls her claws into her arm once and bammo, we're back where we started
No.104929
Anonymous
Replies:>>104932
Video:173276632890.mp4(2.32MB / 0:00:44 / avc1, 640x360)jesusprime.mp4
>>104928
Jesus, beat his ass up
No.104930
Anonymous
Replies:>>104988
Do you think DD girls ever get envious of worker girls for still having feet?
No.104931
Lore Nerd
>>104924
>Snow
Erm, Achktually, it's ASBESTOS
No.104932
Anonymous
>>104929
There's some weirdly subtle jokes in this.
No.104933
Anonymous
Replies:>>104934
>>104928
You know, train her like a good owner, mine almost never shows her claws, and I got the titanium clawing post for her
BETTER THAN DECLAWING YOU JERK
No.104934
Anonymous
Replies:>>104938
>>104933
>train her
i don't have time for that, i work eighty hours a week in the mines. she's fine if i leave her home, alone, for the entire time with late night tv on the entire time though. she didn't like watching people yap for hours on end at first, but i think she's kind of accepted they're going to be fixtures in her life. so give me a break
also, i'm not made of money, those titanium things are ripoffs.
No.104935
Anonymous
Replies:>>104936
>Jane on Thanksgiving realizing she
>Has no family
>No Humans left
>Surrounded by Drones
>No B
[Party MOV] Pinkie Pie - Drinkingyoutube thumb
No.104936
Anonymous
>>104935
>Insert That Picture Of The Drones Experiencing Second-Hand Embarrassment At The Party From Anon
No.104937
Anonymous
Replies:>>104960
Fun fact: Drones have their own version of mascot horror for pillbabies
No.104938
Anonymous
Replies:>>104939>>104944
>>104934
The titanium works and they never break it, they are not that expensive nowadays with that new titanium meteorite around
And you can make some time to train her, they are literally one of the easiest to train, if they don't hate you
No.104939
Anonymous
Replies:>>104940>>104941>>104943>>104950
>>104938
I tied a picture of Horus to my scratching post, hasn't been unused since
No.104940
Anonymous
>>104939
Whatever works I guess
No.104941
Anonymous
>>104939
That guy that did the heresy?
No.104942
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
Crisp pencil lines, love to see it.
No.104943
Anonymous
>>104939
Horus heresy
No.104944
Anonymous
>>104938
eh, it'll be fine, pets love being left alone with nothing to do 90% of the time
No.104945
Anonymous
Replies:>>104946>>104947>>104948>>104953>>104958
Would you romance an IRS drone for a tax deduction, or would you leave her to her stinky corporate ways?
No.104946
Anonymous
Replies:>>104951
>>104945
Romance then suggest we have some dependents.
No.104947
Anonymous
>>104945
As a combat-capable tax collector, my IRS-drone wife gets a complimentary Sunrise Breakfast special at the Cracker Barrel on Veteran's Day. Totally worth the multiple semen deductions she charges me each and every day.
No.104948
Anonymous
>>104945
Hell no, she not forcing me to pay taxes
No.104949
Anonymous
Replies:>>104954
Image:173276875990.jpg(1.93MB, 3840x3840)IMG_20241128_123836.jpg
>>104928
No.104950
Anonymous
Replies:>>104952
>>104939
Smart to stick to Horus. I heard a guy once had Erebus etched onto his scratching post, and his poor Y filed her claws to nubs carving at him.
No.104951
Anonymous
>>104946
you would not be able to remove her from you for the next five hours if you popped that question that way
No.104952
Anonymous
>>104950
Fuck Erebus
No.104953
Anonymous
>>104945
If there's a drone named after a poisonous plant, I'm romancing that drone. Belladonna exists; ergo, I romance her. The tax deduction is just an added bonus.
No.104954
Anonymous
>>104949
dont hate me for being right. hate me for being efficient
No.104955
Anonymous
Replies:>>104961
Don't have a Turkey for Thanksgiving? Simple solution
>Step 1.) Open the oven door
>Step 2.) Make sure to remove all those pesky shelves for space
>Step 3.) Place Banana in oven
>Step 4.) You'll know when to shut the door and set the oven
No.104956
Anonymous
>>104887
it was me
No.104958
Anonymous
Replies:>>104964>>104967
>>104945
>Ivy hands you a form in triplicate that basically boils down to "you will fuck me at the specified time and location when I say the word"
>you saw no reason not to sign it, though you never understood why she did this basically every time she was horny
>you step into the boardroom expecting to find her laid out seductively across the conference table
>instead you find your coworkers sat around the table waiting for her to start her presentation
>you figure you read the form wrong and excuse yourself, but Ivy grabs your arm
>"I thought you knew better than the break a contract."
>you give her a puzzled look, and she just rolls her eyes and gives an irritated sigh
>"how many times do I have to tell you to read the fine print? clearly I need to use a firmer hand. expect disciplinary actions after this meeting is concluded. until then, however–"
>she powers on the projector and returns her attention to her not insignificant audience
>still facing them, she hikes up the rear of her tight pencil skirt and glares back at you
>"in case I hadn't made myself clear, that's your cue. I expect you to make good on our agreement."
>"now."
No.104959
Anonymous
>>104710
They look nice.
No.104960
Anonymous
Replies:>>104968>>104989
Image:173276935648.png(1.41MB, 1530x767)anything.png
>>104937
>AHUR HUR HUR HUR! I'm Freddy Fuckbear, y'all, and me and my friends Chica, Bonnie, and Foxy are here to get to the middle of the Dark Secret of Murder Drones!
Spongebob “Two hours later” sound/screen effectyoutube thumb
The Blair Witch Project | Tent attackyoutube thumb
>OH GOD! RUN FOXY, RUN!
No.104961
Anonymous
>>104955
>You, Henry, slam the oven door, laughing as the thing inside pounds on the door desperately
>You crank the oven up, lock it, and sit back and relax
>E walks up, absentmindedly chewing a banana of her own
>"What's cooking, doc?"
Well, it's a dumb drone named E that... Hey, wait a second. YOU'RE E!
>"Oh, so I am."
>You open the oven back up to see you were in fact cooking...
Oh no, not HARAMBE!
No.104962
Anonymous
Replies:>>104992
Image:173276945991.jpg(171kB, 1280x1280)1686631147355.jpg
>IRS dron-
It's J
You've just invented J
No.104963
Anonymous
Replies:>>104965>>104966>>104981
>>104553
Didn't we decide Mac should be characterized as someone who'd like the ladies to like him but he has very little confidence and can't commit once he puts himself out there? Because him having a horny ghost on his trail would go well with that.
No.104964
Anonymous
>>104958
He only has himself to blame, really
Plus, if the room is dark, hell probably be able to escape with only mild embarrassment (he better pray Ivy doesn't get any more needy in the future though)
No.104965
Anonymous
Replies:>>104969>>104972
>>104963
The trick here is that he doesn't know about the horny ghost babe, it could be a fat smelly old man ghost for all he knows. One is hot and the other is not.
No.104966
Anonymous
Replies:>>104970
>>104963
Wait we decided to even bring him back? Wtf
No.104967
Anonymous
>>104958
cute
No.104968
Anonymous
>>104960
This remind me of fuck boy at freddy
No.104969
Anonymous
>>104965
That's part of the dramatic irony.
No.104970
Anonymous
Replies:>>104980>>104984
>>104966
There is no 'we', it's just that some Anons (myself included) felt he hadn't gotten a fair shake and could be remade as a vastly improved character
New Mac and old Mac have only a handful of surface level similarities
No.104971
Anonymous
Replies:>>104973
>>104784
This is the crossover I least expected.
No.104972
Anonymous
Replies:>>104974
>>104965
The old man ghost is hot one right?
No.104973
Anonymous
>>104971
Bitch is dating god himself
No.104974
Anonymous
>>104972
Unless your into silver fox
No.104975
Anonymous
Replies:>>104977>>104986
What if.....Emily was main character?
No.104976
Anonymous
>>104801
Good to hear you're continuing to work on it anon.
No.104977
Anonymous
Replies:>>104978
>>104975
Is she a Solver witch?
No.104978
Anonymous
>>104977
That's my point. She swaps places with Uzi, maybe Uzi still goes outside with the railgun, but Emily is also out there. Uzi could potentially die in the N fight and N would confuse Emily for a DD maybe or something else, all that matters is Emily becomes a Solver Witch and not Uzi
No.104979
Anonymous
Replies:>>105006
Image:173277031239.jpg(110kB, 1164x1200)1729889402105.jpg
What if.... Tessa was a mech
No.104980
Anonymous
Replies:>>104985
>>104970
>New Mac and old Mac have only a handful of surface level similarities
What was Mac characterized as before they decided to use him for incest shock greens?
No.104981
Anonymous
Image:173277040483.png(75kB, 966x638)he never had a shot but he wasn't a bad kid.png
>>104963
Don't know if there's new Mac stuff I've missed but that used to be a thing for him.
No.104982
Anonymous
Image:173277049475.jpg(591kB, 4800x4800)172469418143-1.jpg
Any greentext of Mitchell and John?
No.104983
Anonymous
Image:173277057973.jpg(222kB, 1664x2048)1709409168405351.jpg
>>104878
>>104894
Thanks!
>>104895
She's indeed, her special kinda strangeness and (in 6) nonexistent feel for social stuff is very endeering. Also pic rel was inspiration for the pose
>>104885
Very nice to hear, I wanna stay around and keep making things to honour her for as long as I can, I won't stop or leave unless I get disabled or die
>>104942
To me it sometimes looks smeary and unclear cause of that, problem is pencil makes no real line, it's very corny on the edges if you zoom in. Technically that shouldn't be a problem, but if you erase the sketch under it and have cluttered details erasing becomes inevitable, once it's smeared it gets messier and so on. I feel as if it s getting better tho, slowly, glad to hear
No.104984
Anonymous
>>104970
It's nice to see pariah OC's be remade so they can be used again
No.104985
Anonymous
Replies:>>105003
>>104980
Old Mac was a Gary Stu. Everyone loved him, he was good at everything, and The Solver wanted him to be her champion or some shit
No.104986
Anonymous
>>104975
>Emily and Uzi are each other's only friends at first, because they're both short and weird
>Emily is a final girl in her first (and most likely only) movie
>Uzi is one of those final girls who's a major character in her own right; when she shows back up, she's not there to get killed off to re-establish the slasher's credibility, she's there to drive the plot forward
No.104987
Anonymous
>>104813
That's a great story, anon.
No.104988
Anonymous
Replies:>>104990
Image:173277105465.jpg(78kB, 736x736)50438d79baa36a81917dcf11c325104b.jpg
>>104930
Ye, both designs are cute tho. Drones are immensely snuggable, look at the round yet shapely bodies, the sleekness overall, big expressive precious heads and not to forget the slight snoot and lovely eyes and mouths.
Also their lights, the triangles on the back of their hands are underated.
Wanna nestle in with Alice while a snowstorm's outside, or Alice&Beau buildin a blanketfort, or take in Doll and J for good measure too. Drones are puilt for winter and being cherished
No.104989
Anonymous
>>104960
Oooooo😭
Nit freddy FICKBEAR😃
No.104990
Anonymous
Replies:>>105020
>>104988
>take in Doll and J for good measure too.
a man of taste
>Drones are puilt for winter and being cherished
damn straight
No.104991
Anonymous
>>104823
JC is a communist. Damn, I want to see that.
No.104992
Anonymous
Image:173277130978.jpg(355kB, 1334x627)1699725389939064.jpg
>>104962
I love that face
It looks so confident, so proud and pleased with herself, such a strong expression on a body too cute and goofy for such attitude, I can't help but think it's somewhat stupid, still sweet tho. Alice and J have similiarities
No.104993
Anonymous
>>104825
Holy fucking SEXO!
No.104994
Anonymous
Replies:>>104995
>>104832
Maybe it's just me, but Asians draw Doll much more often than Europeans.
No.104995
Anonymous
Replies:>>105011
>>104994
Russia is a large country
And she has a somewhat Japanese aesthetic, the hairstyle and cute, full eyed often mouthless expression probably appeals to these folks
No.104996
Anonymous
Replies:>>104999
>>104862
It's just Saturday at the sentinel base.
No.104997
Anonymous
Replies:>>105020
>>104866
Holy shit, Art's got a great volume anon.
No.104998
Anonymous
>>104873
Season 9 promises to be interesting.
No.104999
Anonymous
Replies:>>105210
>>104996
Harper is going to have to deal with a lot.
Pavo and Hound are gonna flood the base come dec 1
No.105000
Anonymous
Replies:>>105013
>>104904
Nice, anon. The story is progressing well, will be looking forward to the countination.
No.105001
Anonymous
>>104909
LOL, small.
No.105002
Anonymous
>>104913
Goodnight, anon.
No.105003
Anonymous
Replies:>>105009>>105015
Image:173277235427.png(16kB, 1302x136)meanie Cyn.png
>>104985
It was the initial suggestion, didn't get baked into the character before incest slurry overtook the discussion. I'd say he can be better than Beretta at some things. A social butterfly without being an ace at everything. Maybe one sport he's good enough at to be part of the school team but don't make him the star player.
Things that can suggest a Gary Stu, just reel back a few notches to contrast him enough to Beretta without making him perfection incarnate.
I don't remember that last bit though. I remember something like him being more vulnerable to possession without realizing it (this being before Auntie Cyn was considered more of an imaginary friend, I think. a bit like >>29445). Even then, pull that out of his character if it doesn't really serve any story potential. He can be the normal outgoing kid to contrast Beretta's more Solver-inclined goings on. He's not even finalized, he never got the chance.
No.105004
Anonymous
Replies:>>105007>>105009>>105012
Image:173277237238.png(166kB, 1067x725)miniY.png
BUY BUY BUY BUY
No.105005
Anonymous
Image:173277276914.gif(6.51MB, 754x612)pure ball of hatred.gif
Me with my sentinel drone (we both hate DD and anything solver related)
No.105006
Anonymous
Replies:>>105008
>>104979
SEX
No.105007
Anonymous
Replies:>>105010
>>105004
Sure ill buy one, Any associated allergy risks?
No.105008
Anonymous
>>105006
Dolores best girl
No.105009
Anonymous
>>105003 (me)
And he doesn't have to overtake Beretta. Beretta should be considered the main deal here. Not every character has to be a primary character, secondary and tertiary characters can exist with their own smaller purpose.
>>105004
What a deal, I'll take 5 thank you.
No.105010
Anonymous
Replies:>>105032
Image:173277297844.gif(559kB, 320x180)1706753163735592.gif
>>105007
Are you allergic to any of the following
>Acid
>Metal claws
>Lead
>Atomic fuel
>Losing money
>Listening to misunderstood Warhammer lore and opinions
>Dying
>Crab
If you are at least one or none of these we recommend buying sooner!
No.105011
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>105020
>>104995
Now that you say it anon, Doll definitely has a hime cut going on
No.105012
Anonymous
Replies:>>105014
>>105004
Damn, this art is so high quality.
No.105013
Space Station Anon
>>105000
Thanks anon. This green actually took me a long time to finish it. Mostly because i kept on revising it as i wrote.
No.105014
Anonymous
Replies:>>105040
Image:173277309706.png(67kB, 180x269)Screenshot 2022-12-28 224605.png
>>105012
We dont accept sarcasm as payment only cold hard stolen money
No.105015
Anonymous
Replies:>>105021>>105027
Image:173277316919.jpg(237kB, 1631x719)1444090879421.jpg
>>105003
>I'd say he can be better than Beretta at some things.
Or he has mundane things Beretta wishes she had, like friends, and he doesn't realize she envies him. And Beretta does not like that she's envious of her own brother.
No.105016
Anonymous
Replies:>>105017
>Oogi Has Left The Chat
No.105017
Anonymous
>>105016
WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED! ALL THE CONTENTFAGS JUST LEFT!
No.105018
Anonymous
Replies:>>105019>>105023
>Oogi Has Re-Entered The Chat After Suffering From Withdrawal
No.105019
Anonymous
>>105018
Oh. Nevermind we're all gonna be okay now
No.105020
Anonymous
Replies:>>105025
>>104997
Thanks! Glad to hear, it took 3 hours so far already
>>105011
Mhm, outpost 6 Doll being Japanese fits pretty well
>>104990
Imagine, mid winter, at day, but totalcloudcover and consistent snowfall (MD irl!?🤯). House with such 'structured' windows, like in
>>104622
Even at day there's no obnoxious bright light, coziness inside, Alice Doll and J (maybe Beau too).
Idk how dynamic would work or what conflict would arise, but such interactions of characters who never met (besides short chase of J&Doll), with such very developed personalities, that's something I think about much.
All three of them are to the narrative sidevillains, huh, but they are always such endearing memorable personalities, mh, would be kino. N yeah J might not burn due to cloudcover and snowfall.
A direction could be bein away from hostility, agravating (to them) character like Uzi V, Nori or N aren't there. There could still be conflict due to J being a DD and Alice bein Alice, but in the end, imagine all asleep
No.105021
Anonymous
>>105015
Yeah, that can work too.
No.105022
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>105024>>105026
Praise the boog
No.105023
Anonymous
>>105018
Am here at 7AM and didn't slept yet
No.105024
Anonymous
Replies:>>105028
>>105022
Hail boogler!🙋
No.105025
Space Station Anon
>>105020
Throw in a shrine maiden outfit and good lord i’m swept off my feet
No.105026
Anonymous
>>105022
Praise be the Mighty Boogi that grants me the strength to write my green of text
No.105027
Anonymous
>>105015
>even Negev, in her own way, has a healthier social life than Beretta
>at least Hope is a mutual
No.105028
Anonymous
>>105024
I think boogler was right about dem loaves
No.105029
Anonymous
>Kiss my Irish Drone Girl with green plating
>End up with a hangover because all of her bodily fluids are beer
No.105030
Anonymous
Replies:>>105043
Image:173277401089.png(150kB, 376x554)Tessa James Elliot of Australiaretta.png
>>104802
Tessa is a nigger,

Tessa is a coon,

Tessa is a pitch black tar baby nigger baboon.
Dawn Approved
No.105031
Anonymous
Image:173277409174.png(687kB, 900x900)1687813995037587.png
haha blondi so funny
No.105032
Anonymous
>>105010
Nothing i dont encounter in my regular day to day.
Ill take it, Any housing tips?
No.105033
Anonymous
Replies:>>105034>>105042>>105044>>105208
Image:173277414029.png(1.10MB, 3000x3336)YWarmup.png
Something to get into the swing of it.
No.105034
Anonymous
>>105033
I just realized the claws of headcrab cores are chitinous versions of DD claws.
No.105035
Anonymous
Replies:>>105036>>105037>>105045>>105066
Image:173277435314.png(543kB, 1396x2000)TheDeadOne.png
Marta, the character mentioned briefly in Typhoon part one >>101666
Grade II+ Hypercomm technician, a mildly autistic savant at the very specialized task of calibrating and aligning FTL signal antennas and receivers.
Anon spent long stretches of time hiking across the colony's rough terrain escorting her to and from isolated antenna towers.
She was one of relatively few Typhoon colonists who were native born to Earth, her most prized possession was an eagle feather necklace that had been in her family for nearly ten generations dating back to the pre-space age. She never saw a real bird in her life.

I'm trying to fight off the art burnout by drawing quicker and simpler. Seems to be working so far.
No.105036
Anonymous
Replies:>>105067
>>105035
She look like Tessa
No.105037
Anonymous
Replies:>>105039>>105049>>105212
>>105035
Love me some glowing eyed shadow people.
No.105038
Anonymous
Replies:>>105048
>N's hands are growing because of the crystal treatment in the ICU
No.105039
Anonymous
>>105037
>glowing
>look inside
>no glowing
No.105040
Anonymous
Replies:>>105041
>>105014
Expropriated property of the bourgeoisie will fit?
No.105041
Anonymous
Image:173277550322.gif(1.27MB, 1046x698)1706764397266127.gif
>>105040
yeesh
No.105042
Anonymous
>>105033
Cute
No.105043
Матрёшка
>>105030
Я сейчас позову Мишу и Степана, сука.
No.105044
Anonymous
>>105033
I want to rape that Teutonic bitch so bad.
No.105045
Anonymous
Replies:>>105172>>105225
>>105035
I hope she survived after exterminatus.
No.105046
Anonymous
Need Doll sex...
No.105047
Anonymous
Replies:>>105050>>105051>>105053>>105084
I wish I could draw because I just imagined Y as a core, only that her massive ass hat was covering her body so it was just a giant hat with legs
No.105048
Anonymous
>>105038
>No, these are not the stones that charlatans sell under the guise of "magic" crystals
>It's tiberium
No.105049
Anonymous
Replies:>>105212
>>105037
I love shadow people
No.105050
Anonymous
>>105047
>Huh? It's just a hat...
No.105051
Anonymous
>>105047
Y's core has its own tiny hat
No.105052
Anonymous
Replies:>>105054>>105055>>105056
>Be me.
>Proud owner of a domesticated Oogi hive/farm.
>What once started as a college experiment to study the behavior of feral oogis if placed in a seperate environment has now turned into a personal passion of mine years later.
>spent years building immense trust of the oogis in my artificial hive.
>they now all wear the same colored beanie that i always wear.
>they even occasionally give me gifts from loose change that they dug out of my couch to even some strawberry candy.
>They consider me their “Alpha Humie.”
>Life good.
No.105053
Anonymous
>>105047
lol That's actually adorable.
No.105054
Anonymous
Replies:>>105060
Image:173277698655.png(80kB, 517x695)172811700327.png
>>105052
Fascinating. The government just gave me a grant for drone butt research. Will be testing several different types of drones and various oils to see how quickly they grow.
No.105055
Anonymous
Replies:>>105057
>>105052
Do you also own a dul farm?
No.105056
Anonymous
Replies:>>105058
>>105052
Green about oogi without deaths, dismemberment, cannibalism, defiance of god's laws and without disdain for oogi? Impossible.
No.105057
Anonymous
>>105055
It’s solely an oogi farm. Besides, putting a dul next to some oogis is only going to spell disaster and a lot of dead oogis.
No.105058
Anonymous
Replies:>>105176
>>105056
I’m doing my part to bring back the good ol days of oogis before they were turned into glorified fluffies. Gore and oogi may be pending but it ain’t gonna be like the fluffies

I prefer that to happen to loafs.
No.105059
Anonymous
Replies:>>105134
Image:173277743996.jpg(429kB, 2300x2300)tefi0123333.jpg
No.105060
Anonymous
>>105054
I don’t like how this is directed to my oogis…
No.105061
Anonymous
Replies:>>105062>>105064>>105069
Does N eat out of instinct because he’s hungry, or because he consciously knows he has to do so to live? Does N know that food goes in his stomach when he eats or does he think it just disappears? Does N even know he has a stomach? Does N even know he has an abdomen?
No.105062
Anonymous
>>105061
You would think he would know after being cut open so many times while awake
No.105063
Anonymous
N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N
No.105064
Anonymous
Replies:>>105065
>>105061
Remember, N is naive, not stupid.
No.105065
Anonymous
>>105064
So he knows how his digestive system works?
No.105066
Anonymous
>>105035
Hmm would
No.105067
Anonymous
>>105036
Well yes, I wanted to make sure to include a lot of the aesthetics of her suit into the normal uniforms of human characters I draw, so they're more plausible as part of a cohesive setting.
No.105068
Anonymous
Replies:>>105094
Image:173277826287.jpg(69kB, 750x785)1725485353597025.jpg
>your disassembly drone wife gets into bed
>due to her solver core, her body is extremely dense
>the mattress shifts, to accommodate her, and you quickly slide into the waiting arms of your warm drone wife
No.105069
Anonymous
Image:173277842730.jpg(164kB, 2080x1170)IMG_5669.jpeg
>>105061
if N didn’t already know he had an abdomen, he sure did after this
No.105070
Anonymous
his tumby hurte
No.105071
Anonymous
Replies:>>105072>>105073
If you poke N's gut with a needle, he will shoot around your house like one of those rocket balloons
No.105072
Anonymous
Replies:>>105076>>105083
Image:173277854304.png(466kB, 1885x1684)Untitled1123_20240919173536.png
>>105071
No.105073
Anonymous
>>105071
gonna try this with my N brb
No.105074
Anonymous
Replies:>>105077
holy shit it worked!
No.105075
Anonymous
but now my N is just deflated and sad :(
No.105076
Anonymous
>>105072
>N comically deflates onto the floor
No.105077
Anonymous
Replies:>>105078
>>105074
Did he sound like a fart?
No.105078
Anonymous
>>105077
if it was a really squeaky, whistling fart that lasted 5 whole seconds, then sure
No.105079
Anonymous
Replies:>>105081>>105082>>105086
>Be worker
>V wants sex
What do?
No.105080
Anonymous
I can't believe that our Drone, Serial Designation N™, is dead!
No.105081
Anonymous
>>105079
>get my dick bite off
No.105082
Anonymous
Image:173277955990.jpg(254kB, 1202x1154)1698431914397140.jpg
>>105079
Any answer other than an enthusiastic 'yes' would be unwise.
No.105083
Anonymous
>>105072
NOOOOOO
No.105084
Anonymous
Image:173277986612.png(249kB, 1044x659)MiniYReading.png
>>105047
Give it a try anon, it cant be that hard
No.105085
Anonymous
Replies:>>105087
Video:173277998353.mp4(3.38MB / 0:00:27 / avc1, 720x960)RDT_20241128_154547.mp4
No.105086
Anonymous
>>105079
I go along with whatever she thinks sex is.
No.105087
Anonymous
>>105085
Turkey Drones teaser drops tomorrow
No.105088
Liam Vickers
Tf is Murder Drones lmao I'm already on my next project...uh...something something darkness and....um....noun for murder
No.105089
Anonymous
Replies:>>105090
I think the dronetism might be draining
No.105090
Anonymous
>>105089
We are losing our powers
No.105091
/md/-Chan
Stop being a bunch of fucking pussy ass doomers!
No.105092
Anonymous
Replies:>>105093
Imagine there being a freddy freaker but drone.
No.105093
Anonymous
Replies:>>105096>>105099
>>105092
Anon, SD-FF is dancing in our living room!
No.105094
Anonymous
>>105068
Mmmmm, perfect.
No.105095
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.105096
Anonymous
Replies:>>105097>>105101
>>105093
Jesus fucking christ
No.105097
Anonymous
>>105096
Hurr hurr hurr
No.105098
Anonymous
mhm
more cyn content coming soon tm
No.105099
Anonymous
>>105093
Now I’m imagining the jingle
No.105100
Anonymous
Replies:>>105102>>105103>>105104>>105106>>105111>>105147>>105217
Image:173278128453.jpg(264kB, 861x1261)iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou.jpg
needles
No.105101
Anonymous
>>105096
Holy fuck
No.105102
Anonymous
>>105100
Please he just wants to see Uzi again
No.105103
Anonymous
>>105100
Poor N. He’ll probably be filled up with rocks again after this.
No.105104
Anonymous
Replies:>>105109>>105217
>>105100
We must save N from Femanon!
No.105105
Anonymous
Replies:>>105107
I wonder if circfags also have as many contentfags as we, and they also have as many arts and greentexts?
No.105106
Anonymous
>>105100
>No actual torment, just reading every awful fanfic possible
No.105107
Anonymous
Replies:>>105108
>>105105
No. No they don't
No.105108
Anonymous
>>105107
Poor bastards.
No.105109
Anonymous
>>105104
If we try to save N. Femanon is going to home alone us and not in a fun way.
No.105111
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>105100
HAHA YAY
No.105112
Anonymous
Replies:>>105113
How about we turn the tables for a bit. Why don't we have N torture YOU!
No.105113
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>105115
Image:173278248832.jpg(22kB, 235x200)IMG_8006.jpeg
>>105112
go on?
No.105114
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>105117>>105119
So how is everyone?
No.105115
Anonymous
Replies:>>105120
>>105113
YOU EAT THE ROCKS! AND N PLAYS WITH YOUR ORGANS!
No.105116
Anonymous
Replies:>>105219
Image:173278255915.jpg(328kB, 700x1040)solverless Tessa.jpg
I love this version of Tessa
No.105117
Anonymous
Replies:>>105118
>>105114
In the mood to write but the autism will not flow
No.105118
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
>>105117
It will get there eventually fren.
No.105119
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>105121
Image:173278267810.png(1.01MB, 2495x2495)IMG_3537.png
>>105114
hangin in there
how bout you?
No.105120
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Image:173278272121.jpg(23kB, 236x202)IMG_7998.jpeg
>>105115
No.105121
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
>>105119
Trying to plan my next Becca greentext which will now FINALLY feature my Necroids. For a dead space inspired story thing. It took me a long ass time to even feature them.
No.105122
Anonymous
Replies:>>105123>>105124>>105126>>105128
Image:173278302922.jpg(1.57MB, 3280x3080)IMG_20241128_163603.jpg
No.105123
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
>>105122
God that is baller
No.105124
Anonymous
>>105122
What this
No.105125
Anonymous
Replies:>>105127>>105129
Why doesn't Uzi attract any insane fans like N?
No.105126
Anonymous
>>105122
Banger
No.105127
Anonymous
Replies:>>105130
>>105125
Because most of MDs fans are femcels and Uzi is their audience surrogate to live out their N fantasies
No.105128
Anonymous
>>105122
That's the kind of UN I'm willing to respect!
No.105129
Anonymous
>>105125
I do not voice my opinions
No.105130
Anonymous
Replies:>>105131>>105132>>105133>>105136
>>105127
Wait, but most MD fans are male because there are really fuckable desassembly drones.
No.105131
Anonymous
Image:173278420986.png(219kB, 774x625)Cynsmug.png
>>105130
>he does not know
No.105132
Anonymous
>>105130
Oh anon...
No.105133
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Image:173278478380.gif(131kB, 220x133)IMG_5706.gif
>>105130
>most MD fans are male
No.105134
Anonymous
>>105059
>Literally capable of being tricked into thinking that something is bad because it has a red filter and that something is good because it has a blue filter
No.105135
Anonymous
Replies:>>105137>>105138
Wait....am I the only male Anon?
No.105136
Anonymous
Image:173278502020.png(297kB, 617x667)((you)).png
>>105130
FOOL
No.105137
Anonymous
>>105135
I still exist, brother. We shall be the last two men on the board together
No.105138
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>105148
>>105135
yes, but soon there will be no male anons
✂️
No.105139
Anonymous
Uzi's height and rabid nature fires a few too many of my neurons
No.105140
Anonymous
Replies:>>105142
What are you still doing here. Go to bed
No.105141
Anonymous
Replies:>>105143>>105144>>105211>>105253
Video:173278643432.mp4(5.51MB / 0:01:00 / avc1, 268x480)VID-20241127-WA0002.mp4
These are robots in China. Bros do you think we are close? Robot servants within our lifetime? Maybe even soon? In 10 to 20 years?
No.105142
Anonymous
>>105140
No, I'm playing KSP
No.105143
Anonymous
Replies:>>105145>>105146
>>105141
In complete seriousness, I will only treat conscious beings that aren't human women with respect, whether they're deliberately designed to be appealing to human sensory organs or not. To all non human women I have harassed, sexually or otherwise, I apologize.
No.105144
Anonymous
>>105141
>What Labor Bots think they look like
No.105145
Anonymous
>>105143
what?
No.105146
Anonymous
>>105143
Anon, why were you harassing your toaster?
No.105147
Anonymous
>>105100
why is femanon scary...
No.105148
Anonymous
Replies:>>105156
Image:173278803825.gif(1.42MB, 800x964)a9e17c544be13598e2da0d3c5a5094f7.gif
>>105138
No.105149
Anonymous
Replies:>>105152
Goodnight anon
No.105150
Anonymous
Replies:>>105151>>105154
Image:173278869478.jpg(2.25MB, 1500x6725)IMG_20241128_180805.jpg
New crackship with cyn
No.105151
Anonymous
Replies:>>105153>>105154
Image:173278871060.jpg(1.78MB, 1500x5480)IMG_20241128_181000.jpg
>>105150
No.105152
Anonymous
>>105149
Goodnight you too, anon.
No.105153
Anonymous
Image:173278872448.jpg(94kB, 640x412)IMG_20241128_181016.jpg
>>105151
No.105154
Anonymous
>>105150
>>105151
Kek.
No.105155
Anonymous
Replies:>>105157
I thought the thread would be over by now.
No.105156
Anonymous
Replies:>>105158
>>105148
Why would you post this?
No.105157
Anonymous
>>105155
It will be over by the time I wake up
No.105158
Anonymous
Replies:>>105159>>105160
>>105156
And how did he find it?
No.105159
Anonymous
Replies:>>105160
>>105158
Probably not hard to, just bizarre to see something so specific
No.105160
Anonymous
Replies:>>105161
>>105158
>>105159
I think it has been taken down from porn sites too.
No.105161
Anonymous
>>105160
That piece in particular? I wonder how long he has had it downloaded then
No.105162
Anonymous
Image:173279116563.jpg(5.99MB, 5016x3541)123772783_p0.jpg
POV: your stepdadAnon
No.105163
Anonymous
Image:173279124201.png(838kB, 1334x750)straight to the boiler room of hell.png
>>104446
>”the only mistake here is you!!!”
>CHAOS BLAST
No.105164
Anonymous
Replies:>>105165>>105166>>105167>>105170>>105222
Image:173279144067.png(289kB, 537x865)SEX.png
Hmmm
No.105165
Anonymous
>>105164
DRONE SEX YEAH
No.105166
Anonymous
Image:173279167990.jpg(2kB, 125x101)1642944537550s.jpg
>>105164
No.105167
Anonymous
>>105164
mmf tummy bulge
No.105168
Anonymous
Replies:>>105169
Image:173279225909.jpg(195kB, 1080x1335)Gc7ATd9aAAQMX0v.jpeg
No.105169
Anonymous
Image:173279243672.png(1.14MB, 995x750)carl.png
>>105168
what you looking at
No.105170
Anonymous
>>105164
SEXOOOOOOOOO!
No.105172
Anonymous
Replies:>>105174
>>105045
Anon I…
No.105173
Anonymous
Replies:>>105178>>105226
Image:173279328061.png(27kB, 809x732)172602665388.png
Anyone have any duls images
No.105174
Anonymous
Image:173279329910.png(33kB, 226x203)1712125485823.png
>>105172
No.105175
Anonymous
Replies:>>105177>>105179
Image:173279442972.png(1.19MB, 1000x728)edjio2345.png
Elf is a GOD FEARING AMERICAN who celebrates Thanksgivings Day (USA)!
No.105176
Anonymous
>>105058
>before they were turned into glorified fluffies
Oogis have always been treated as a type of vermin even in older greens
No.105177
Anonymous
>>105175
who is thanks, and why am I giving him something
No.105178
Anonymous
Image:173279489665.png(5kB, 238x340)PNG image.png
>>105173
I have this
No.105179
Anonymous
Replies:>>105180
>>105175
Woah, someone even remembered to include my oc Boseph R Jiden!!!!
No.105180
Anonymous
Replies:>>105181
Image:173279511114.png(678kB, 841x577)1527041519322.png
>>105179
who, never heard of that name before
No.105181
Anonymous
>>105180
He's the old dude in the bottom right corner
No.105182
Anonymous
Replies:>>105183
Image:173279514247.png(93kB, 847x572)1708886012626.png
>>104785
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DIOOGI VS ANONTARO REFERENCE!?
No.105183
Anonymous
Image:173279542003.gif(826kB, 640x356)Spoiler image
>>105182
You saw nothing.
No.105184
The guy who fucking jinxes it
Hey guys, sure is a nice day! I'm glad it isn't raining or anything!
No.105185
Anonymous
Replies:>>105187
Image:173279636832.png(395kB, 915x726)23871.png
>Marker glued to the side
>Broken circuit board jammed in there
>Bottle cap for a tip
Wtf is this? It looks like the bomb they sent to CNN.
No.105186
Anonymous
Replies:>>105189>>105258>>105260
Image:173279697340.gif(13kB, 220x216)emoji-sad.gif
I dreamt that I checked the threads and that Alice green from last year where she and Anon are goofing around in CFL was finally finished (with sexo, of course)
But it isn't, and now I feel sorry for myself
No.105187
Anonymous
Image:173279701202.png(269kB, 1334x440)baby bottle .png
>>105185
love me some blue milk
No.105188
Anonymous
Replies:>>105223
>Fun Early Morning OC Facts: Kyrie wasn't created by PhoenixAnon, instead she came from another Anon who dreamed of her who offered the character to PhoenixAnon after it was drawn because they believed they could deliver on her story......this isn't a very fun fact It's a just a joke PhoenixAnon don't get upset
No.105189
Anonymous
Replies:>>105191>>105205
Image:173279773241.jpg(67kB, 1024x576)1732759062918288m.jpg
>>105186
Me too.
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahIhateblocks
No.105190
Anonymous
>>104685
Do you ever think Blingee can sue Glitch for placing their logo there?
No.105191
Anonymous
Replies:>>105193>>105197
>>105189
>spoiler
>Occasionally, writefags are afflicted with Writer's Cube
>In which an Internicion Cube sits on top of their desks and demands attention
>This is strictly better and worse than traditional writer's block, because it's a cute cube girl, but it's also a dangerous cube
No.105192
Anonymous
>>104685
where is her body
No.105193
Anonymous
Replies:>>105194
>>105191
You know what? Fuck you.
>(You) are cube now
No.105194
Anonymous
>>105193
I gladly accept this fate since it allows me to avoid finals
No.105197
Anonymous
Replies:>>105199
Image:173279873039.png(416kB, 750x287)bloody hell.png
>>105191
>cute cube girl
>but it's also a dangerous cube
I’ve see dirt blocks more threatening than IC-0n could ever hope to be in her existence
No.105199
Anonymous
Replies:>>105200>>105207
>>105197
>>105195
>dirt blocks
>not the mighty sand block, which can sneak attack you
Hard disagree, IC-0n is easily at least gravel tier, maybe even anvil
No.105200
Anonymous
Image:173279914605.png(758kB, 750x664)smug clussy.png
>>105199
>forgetting about the shulker box‘s
>which can mess with god’s just by being in proximity
you are both strong, sand and gravel, both can be used in a void trap, but you are not close enough to be killing gods
No.105201
Anonymous
Replies:>>105202>>105203
Remember when there was only 20 OCs?
No.105202
Anonymous
>>105201 (me)
Because it has to be stated for some people this isn't a bashing or criticism
No.105203
Anonymous
>>105201
Remember the 90s?
No.105204
Anonymous
Replies:>>105224
Image:173279975001.png(149kB, 948x977)In the eyes of the beholder.png
>My Dear Fiona, Don't You Get Tired Of The Constant Fighting? Of The Pain? [CONDESCENDING SMILE]

>Oh, please. As long as your ass is still around I'll never get tired.
No.105205
Anonymous
>>105189
In all seriousness though, my strategy for block is to write some horrible stopgap between the bits of story I've already got. At worst, it stays and looks ridiculous but everyone will gloss over it between the good bits, at best I rework it into something swag. I believe in you Anon, I only rib you because I care
No.105207
Anonymous
Replies:>>105209
Image:173280005112.png(616kB, 745x416)chad torch .png
>>105199
sand, gravel, and the anvil? all jobs to the all mighty torch
No.105208
Anonymous
>>105033
> big hat lmfao
No.105209
Anonymous
Replies:>>105215>>105230
>>105207
>Jobber blocks
NOOOOOO
But remember, even mighty water and lava can job to a torch under certain circumstances too!
No.105210
Anonymous
Replies:>>105216
>>104999
> only 2 male sentinels techinically theres also hkx/hunter/whatever, but hes stuck at the femdrone factory and doesnt count
there really ought to be more
and i know just the solution: more E! make the bowler hat boy blue!
No.105211
Anonymous
>>105141
>These are robots in China.
No, it's a video from 2023 of this thotticus:
https://www.instagram.com/qian__princess/
No.105212
Anonymous
Image:173280029403.png(200kB, 1043x605)black.png
>>105037
>>105049
No.105213
Anonymous
I just want a drone that makes a supercharger whine during sex.
Hellcat supercharger whineyoutube thumb
No.105214
Anonymous
My Thanksgiving Drone won't stop screaming when I cut into him to take out the food inside, how do I remind him that this is supposed to be fun for him?
No.105215
Anonymous
>>105209
key word, under certain circumstances! the torch has been here for us as a top tier team player, always driving back the darkness of death that is ready to kill, unlike the lame water and leva, they will kill you
No.105216
Anonymous
>>105210
Sentinel MG - stable enough to use because of his human personality but has to be motivated with bribery
No.105217
Anonymous
Replies:>>105218>>105221>>105377
Image:173280079039.png(52kB, 973x606)65f4836f0f7e79dec32f557c5ba173e0.png
>>105100
>>105104
No.105218
Anonymous
>>105217
Are those fucking cassowaries 😭😭😭
No.105219
Anonymous
>>105116
is this the man himself posting this?
No.105221
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
>>105217
WILSON!
No.105222
Anonymous
>>105164
fuck the solver right out of her
No.105223
Anonymous
>>105188
I rember
No.105224
Anonymous
>>105204
Nice!
No.105225
Anonymous
>>105045
> filename
No.105226
Anonymous
Replies:>>105228
Image:173280151360.png(251kB, 1200x960)dol sleep.png
>>105173
No.105227
Anonymous
Replies:>>105229
>greens
>art
>funny funposting
>discussion
A pretty darn good thread, well deserving of a milestone
No.105228
Anonymous
>>105226
>SMRNF
Smirnoff but non-alcoholic, so little fellas can feel big and important without getting alcohol poisoning
No.105229
Anonymous
Image:173280179158.png(140kB, 676x762)lily kind of dumb.png
>>105227
I love comfy threads
We have fun here
No.105230
Anonymous
Replies:>>105231
>>105209
>the beta lava
>destroys your precious material and dog if your careful enough
>somewhat useful water
>can be used to fish for food and treasure
>chad torch god
>nullifies hostile creatures from the darkness that want to kill you
>excellent light source
>permanently disable the machine that makes more hostile creatures spawn
wasn’t even a challenge for the warrior of light
No.105231
Anonymous
Replies:>>105232
>>105230
>Cyn is torch tier
>Anon is bedrock tier
I need to study so badly but at the same time I feel a horrible need to make a shitty tier list all of a sudden
No.105232
Anonymous
Replies:>>105233
Image:173280284552.png(371kB, 259x605)confused.png
>>105231
>cyn is the torch
>torch’s prevent monsters from being created
>cyn is a monster
No.105233
Anonymous
Replies:>>105234
>>105232
You wouldn't understand it, it takes a special kind of person like me (unemployed) to make the connection
No.105234
Anonymous
Replies:>>105237
>>105233
I am the special, my mom said so
No.105235
Anonymous
Replies:>>105236
who’s gonna win? caseoh vs solver of the absolute fabri- and he already ate her
No.105236
Anonymous
>>105235
caseoh is the solver, he's the singularity of every black hole in existence
No.105237
Anonymous
>>105234
Sorry chief, You Aren't My Specialz
No.105238
Anonymous
Replies:>>105239>>105243
Image:173280344223.png(99kB, 413x442)fear.png
>”it’s caseoh!!! RUN”
>”[panicked look] his gravitational pull is too strong”
>”I’m hungry”
No.105239
Anonymous
Replies:>>105243
>>105238
>"No, chat, I am NOT the Solver of the Absolute Fabric!"
>reads his chat
>"What do you mean 'bro's built like a singularity'?"
>looks it up
>"Alright, you're banned. Banned. Goodbye."
>the chatter screams as he is [NULL]ed
No.105240
Anonymous
Replies:>>105241
solver as a mukbang streamer. occasionally eats normal food but most of the time it's people, drones, or just huge chunks of planets
No.105241
Anonymous
>>105240
caseoh calls that a ‘light snack’
No.105242
Anonymous
The Solver as a.....tiny goldfish
No.105243
Anonymous
>>105238
>>105239
ABSOLUTE KEK
No.105244
Anonymous
Replies:>>105245>>105248
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r Drone Into A Turkey
No.105245
Anonymous
Replies:>>105263
>>105244
>But the drone, was in fact, already a turkey
>The curse only turned it into turkey SQUARED
>Anon watched in horror as the creature turned into the nation of Turkey
No.105247
Anonymous
Replies:>>105249
Image:173280571704.jpg(39kB, 541x423)best boy.JPG
>Seduces the drones
>Seduces the Disassembly Drones
>Seduces the Sentinel Drones
>Seduces the Absolute Solver
>Seduces (you)
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Dies
No.105248
Anonymous
Image:173280591200.png(456kB, 551x440)dinner time .png
>>105244
>the drone is inside of the turkey
No.105249
Anonymous
>>105247
nah bro, he isn’t dying on my watch
No.105250
Anonymous
Replies:>>105252
Image:173280597231.png(65kB, 687x845)1726038787969307.png
Today, I'm thankful for the latent power left behind by the solver after it was defeated, and how it tends to congregate inside of stinky women, turning them into budding demigods.
No.105251
Anonymous
>Thanksgiving, redux. Once again, you’re ‘invited’ to attend to the celebration your girlfriend Beretta’s family is putting on.
>You’re a bit hesitant though – last year was a nightmare. Beretta was great as always, N was perfectly kind, and the elder Doormans had little to no opinion in either regard. V didn’t seem to give much of a damn either.
>Uzi, however… she was a menace.
>Between her angry outbursts and your own poorly-articulated retorts, you both thoroughly ruined the holiday for everyone present. Casserole plastering the walls, puddles of oil and blood everywhere, that small fire that started randomly…
>So, it was a shock when you heard you could come back for another go.
Beretta, you can’t be serious. I’d just screw it up.
>“But I am serious! Negev promised to help keep mom in check this year!... although Mac seemed pissy about it too, but that’s just because he’s a momma’s boy.”
>Mac and Negev… it’s funny, you didn’t remember they were there last year until she mentioned them. Must’ve slipped your mind.
I mean, we can give it a try, but I don’t want to be the reason that things turn out badly.
>“Grandma Nori said she’d give mom a bit of the old ‘whatfor’ if she tried anything. No one blamed you for last year anyway.”
Well, if you say so.
>Beretta gives you a hug, smiling.
>“It’ll be great! I promise!”

>Mac stares at you from across the table with narrowed eyes, silently stewing.
>His expression is a spitting image of his mother’s, who’s sitting right next to him.
>Everyone else is talking happily, but you can hardly focus on the conversation with the two stares boring through your skull.
>Every so often, Mac whispers something to Uzi and she nods.
>You swallow your ‘Turkey-flavored Caloric Food Substitute (now with 10% fewer carcinogens)’ nervously.
Beretta.
>Beretta turns away from her grandfather to look at you questioningly.
>“Yeah?”
I think your mom and brother are… planning something?
>“Don’t worry about them, they’re just not used to you yet. Once they warm up to you a bit, it’ll be fine.”
Beretta, I’ve known them for over a year now. I feel like they’re opinion of me has only gotten WORSE.
>She smirks and shakes her head.
>“You’re so silly.”
>And with that, she gives you a peck on the cheek before returning to her conversation.
>Uzi and Mac’s glowering deepens.
>You can hardly tell at this point if it’s you or the bird that’s getting cooked tonight.
No.105252
Anonymous
>>105250
Now I think how interesting would it be that instead of Uzi just straight up eating the solver, somehow they weaken it to a point of being completely harmless
Maybe trapping it in a different body with its power completely diminish, with the only real power left would maybe regeneration
No.105253
Anonymous
>>105141
If it's no proper drone I don't wanna hear of it
No.105254
Anonymous
Replies:>>105257
Your fortune: Outlook good

Happy Thanksgiving
No.105255
Anonymous
Replies:>>105256
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Bulgaria.
No.105256
Anonymous
Replies:>>105261
Image:173280675336.gif(1.54MB, 498x498)bulgaria.gif
>>105255
>how it feels to be eine klein burgerlander after hearing that
No.105257
Anonymous
Image:173280690114.png(802kB, 2514x2514)172817846955.png
>>105254
This Thanksgiving, drones are thankful for (you)!
No.105258
Anonymous
Image:173280693784.gif(3.60MB, 640x538)1702118877429920.gif
>>105186
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No.105259
Anonymous
I want to draw
But I don't want to
No.105260
Anonymous
Image:173280730611.png(353kB, 800x440)decisions, decisions.png
>>105186
felt
No.105261
Anonymous
Replies:>>105262>>105264
>>105256
>Can't afford food because of tariffs
No.105262
Anonymous
Replies:>>105277
>>105261
I will just eat my neighbors 👍
No.105263
Anonymous
>>105245
>Your Worker Drone turns into a KARABOGA Drone
No.105264
Anonymous
>>105261
Tariffs aren't for another few months.
No.105266
Anonymous
Replies:>>105267>>105269>>105270>>105272>>105275
I wish I could experience the american Black Friday. With like up to 90% off discounts and fighting crowds.
No.105267
Anonymous
Replies:>>105268
>>105266
>HoDR Black Friday
>Humans are 90% off!
>Get your own uppies and petting hunan today!
No.105268
Anonymous
>>105267
Imagine going to the drone store and all the drones there are waving at you and catcalling you to buy them.
No.105269
Anonymous
>>105266
Imagine a V at 90% off discount, the dream
No.105270
Anonymous
>>105266
>Black Friday with J!
>J goes full boss bitch Karen mode to get the best deals
>trampling other drones with her peg legs
>bull rushing through crowds to be the first inside
>she starts fighting other drones for things she doesn't even want
>sure, she didn't want that Tickle Me Oogi, but it's about denying deals to her enemies
No.105271
Anonymous
Replies:>>105273>>105274
Imagine being one of those unlucky Super-Market Drones on Black Friday
No.105272
Anonymous
Replies:>>105294>>105311
>>105266
>You and V are geared up in assault vests, grins equally unhinged
>N is bouncing excitedly in the backseat, while J is exasperated with the entire situation
>Uzi is sitting in N's lap, while Tessa stands atop the car and strikes a pose
>You turn to face your pals
So guys, you ready? It'll be hell out there, but I think we've got this handled.
>Uzi grins as she cradles her new railgun
>"Any excuse to shred some humans is a good time to me!"
>You look to J
You know the plan, right?
>She flips her hair back
>"Of course. Tessa and I beeline for the electronics and each grab three Gamebro systems, two of the big TVs-"
The really big TVs, not just the big ones.
>"You know what I meant, idiot. We grab those and then a couple of those new pressure cookers."
Right. V and I will handle crowd control. Uzi, N, I'm delegating LEGOs to you. I really want that new Star Destroyer, and if I don't get it I'll throw a fit and shit myself.
>Your friends all look a little disgusted with that statement
>You scream into the parking lot. You all bail out while it's still rolling, letting it plow into some of the crowd of humanity
Cyn, find a parking spot! NULL a few cars if you have to, I don't care!
>"[Giggle] it would be my pleasure. Remember to buy me the Animal Crossing edition of Gamebro."
>You and V push through the crowd, right up to the doors
>The store clerks, an unfortunate looking drone with surprisingly large boob mods, and an equally tired looking human guy, unlock the doors
>The crowd surges
GO GO GO GO!
>And with that, you all boldly rush into the warzone in search of deals
No.105273
Anonymous
>>105271
The shoppers will tear them apart like zombies.
No.105274
Anonymous
Replies:>>105276
>>105271
Imagine being a Drone on the shelf when Black Friday happens, just watching all that bloodshed from your box
No.105275
Anonymous
Replies:>>105281
>>105266
>MG's MGeneral Store Black Friday Sale!
>New plushies! Expired food and health products! Devices that might kill you!
>Come on in and get steep steep discounts, up to 95% off!
>Please don't notice that we actually just marked everything up by 1000% percent so that the markdowns totalled to the same or more expensive than usual!
No.105276
Anonymous
Replies:>>105280
>>105274
At least they do bot grab the drones, you need to grab like a metal token and bring it to the front to pay for the drone, they knew that having to take the drone to the front was going to be bad idea
No.105277
Anonymous
>>105262
>poor ass fag can’t forward food
kek
No.105278
Anonymous
Replies:>>105279>>105286
Image:173280976258.jpg(176kB, 2048x2048)20241128_100120.jpg
No.105279
Anonymous
>>105278
Why does this vaguely resemble the Peanuts art style
Also, it'd be funny in general to see MD in Peanuts style ig
No.105280
Anonymous
Replies:>>105284
>>105276
Smart people would buy a drone first to carry their stuff.
No.105281
Anonymous
Replies:>>105283
>>105275
>A horde of Black Friday Shopper's storm MG's tiny shop
>When the smoke clears nothing remains of the store, not even MG
No.105282
Anonymous
Image:173280995229.png(650kB, 1000x625)Doctor_Mobius.png
>offers your N a breath-freshening mentat
Mmm. Mentat.
No.105283
Anonymous
Replies:>>105285
>>105281
>"Let go! I am not inventory! Heeelp!"
No.105284
Anonymous
>>105280
a actual smart person would tell caseoh to take everything from the place, in exchange that you give him food
No.105285
Anonymous
>>105283
MG, you are the most valuable item to own
No.105286
Anonymous
Replies:>>105289>>105361
>>105278
>This is what J is drawing while Tessa is in the other room, giving kisses to N
No.105287
Anonymous
Replies:>>105292
Image:173281028401.gif(341kB, 260x195)How Could You Miss.gif
>Femanons When The N Units Are 85% Off On Black Friday
No.105288
Anonymous
Just started picturing Sheriff Sharif from Squidbillies as one of the little friendbots living in a post-human wasteland of snow and silicate dust.
No.105289
Anonymous
Replies:>>105291>>105293
Image:173281036682.png(246kB, 1000x1280)173024763881.png
>>105286
Yes I know it's Cyn shut up
No.105290
Anonymous
Image:173281039108.png(1.02MB, 1920x1080)Holy Cyn (2).png
No.105291
Anonymous
>>105289
Can't resist the Cyn.
No.105292
Anonymous
>>105287
They missed, because they are never able to shoot their shot with an N unit, since they are femcels
No.105293
Anonymous
>>105289
cyn forgot to put on her superman costume
No.105294
Anonymous
Replies:>>105299
Image:173281100868.png(427kB, 838x444)disturbing horror.png
>>105272
>anon wasn’t bluffing about taking a shit
>he did it while standing up
>looking straight at everyone
>said nothing for the entire time
No.105295
HoDR Announcement
Replies:>>105297>>105298
Reminder to all employees, we will be holding our own Thanksgiving Feast in one hour. Everyone is required to come. Drinks and food are provided
No.105297
Anonymous
Replies:>>105302
Image:173281113167.png(132kB, 391x750)erm what the sigma?.png
>>105295
>Everyone is required to come
No.105298
Anonymous
Replies:>>105300
>>105295
Sorry, I'm gonna be havin' a smoke.
No.105299
Anonymous
Replies:>>105301>>105305
>>105294
>N is crying now
>V is a bit hot and bothered by the sheer dominance that Anon just displayed
>Tessa and Uzi are trying to comfort N
>Cyn is mocking J because she's the one who handles laundry at your house
>Anon has the sad realization that he actually really liked these pants
No.105300
Anonymous
>>105298
>Anon was instantly vaporized by the magnetic death-shield surrounding the building, blocking both entering and exit
No.105301
Anonymous
>>105299
it’s not about the pants, it’s about sending a message of dominant
No.105302
Anonymous
Replies:>>105304
Image:173281135590.png(12kB, 326x500)172724041935.png
>>105297
Stop posting synthoid Lizzus.
No.105304
Anonymous
Replies:>>105310
Image:173281144632.png(1.14MB, 995x750)carl.png
>>105302
or what? what ya gonna do about it, little man, huh?
No.105305
Anonymous
Replies:>>105306>>105307
>>105299
>anon sings J a song to lighten the mood
Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome (from Moana/Official Video)youtube thumb
No.105306
Anonymous
Replies:>>105307
>>105305
I think you mean MOANA - You're Welcome (#WITHOUTMUSIC Parody)youtube thumb
No.105307
Anonymous
Replies:>>105308
>>105305
>>105306
> ;)
>"What?"
> ;)
>"What does that mean?!"
> ;))))))))))
No.105308
Anonymous
>>105307
>J stops to realize that she's currently arguing with a fully grown man who just shit his pants in a tantrum over a Lego set
>What has her life even become
No.105309
Anonymous
I'm surprised that Plus doesn't have a Thanksgiving or Autumn theme. What I'd do is have some orange and yellow leaves falling and maybe a cornucopia in the corner
No.105310
Anonymous
Replies:>>105313
>>105304
I just might shit myself, what about that?
No.105311
Anonymous
>>105272
>I really want that new Star Destroyer, and if I don't get it I'll throw a fit and shit myself
It's funny because Lego SW fans are like that.
No.105312
Anonymous
Replies:>>105317
>BUGRETTA!
>STUFF HER IN THE CORNUCOPIA!
>THE ARCHIVER!
>STUFF HER IN THE CORNUCOPIA!
>COPPER-9!
>STUFF IT IN THE CORNUCOPIA!
No.105313
Anonymous
>>105310
>Security Carl watches in horror as the intruder makes good on his promise
>He isn't paid enough for this... shit
No.105314
Anonymous
this year, I'm thankful for L
>I need L. Like, more than I could ever possibly articulate in any human language, bar maybe Swahili. Have you ever looked at someone and felt a connection? Have you ever talked to someone and felt a spark? Have you ever known, in that moment, that you want to be a part of that person’s life for the duration of your own life? Well, I have. With L. L is beautiful, cute, funny, and likes me (that last part is a big one for me). I love everything about her, from her appearance to her demeanor to her crazy side. I kid you not, I feel like ten pounds have been lifted off my shoulders every time I see a picture of L smiling, and like I’ve been liver-punched by a million Mike Tysons in a row when I see her sad. I want to hold her soft, warm hands while walking through softly falling snow, pointing at the stars in the crystal clear sky, laughing as my breath fogs up her visor and she pouts. I want to come home from a long and unrewarding day of work, walk through the front door of my apartment, and see my beautiful L waiting there, with open arms, to give me a big hug and ask me how my day was. I’d like to sit on the couch on a lazy Friday night in sweatpants and a big t-shirt, looking thoroughly unflattering, with L dressed similarly and sprawled over my lap while I run my fingers through her hair slowly. We could watch movies together, some old vampire ones that have just the right amount of shlock, or maybe a few classic romances like Casablanca. We’d go to the library together on a drizzly weekend and sit inside, cozy together between all the shelves, flipping through books and just basking in each other’s presence. I repeat, I cannot possibly articulate how MIGHTILY I NEED L in my life.
>I want to go fly a kite with her. I want to go on long walks through the woods with her. I want to go to the zoo and watch a dumb kid fall into a gorilla enclosure with her. I want to ride on a Ferris Wheel, both of us blushing slightly as we hold hands. I want to drive through the mountains in a convertible with the top down, wind in our hair, as the sun sets in the distance over the horizon. I want to sit in a café in France or somewhere else that you’d sit in a café, taking in the passersby, whispering our observations to each other and giggling about them. I want to spoon with her under a quilt and kiss the back of her neck while her fans hum quietly in sleep mode. I want to carry her up the stairs into our home, in her wedding dress after our marriage for our honeymoon. I want to raise a family of hybrid brats with her. I want to work my fingers to the bone, donate plasma, do whatever just to see her smile. I just want her to be happy. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please I just want her to be happy. I have a mighty need for L.
No.105315
Strawman Doomer
Replies:>>105316
I-It's over......
No.105316
Anonymous
>>105315
And now a new day has begun!
No.105317
Anonymous
>>105312
>JCJSNSON(IN SPAAAAACE)
>STUFF IT IN THE CORNUCOPIA
No.105318
Anonymous
Replies:>>105319>>105320>>105321>>105322>>105323
Adeline made a pie!
No.105319
Anonymous
Replies:>>105452
>>105318
Oh boy! What flavour?
No.105320
Anonymous
>>105318
>STUFF IT IN THE CORNUCOPIA!
No.105321
Strawman Doomer
>>105318
If it's Pecan I will SHIT
No.105322
Anonymous
Replies:>>105323
>>105318
Did she bring Jeanne along too?
No.105323
Anonymous
Replies:>>105331
>>105318
>>105322
What nice drones they are, it'd be a shame if there weren't any greens about them
No.105324
Anonymous
Replies:>>105325>>105326>>105327>>105340>>105446
What are you grateful for, Anons?
No.105325
Anonymous
>>105324
Being alive.
No.105326
Anonymous
>>105324
I'm not telling you...baka
No.105327
Anonymous
>>105324
I don't know anymore.
No.105330
Anonymous
Replies:>>105332>>105333>>105336
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Shhh... no do tell
1/2
Someone paid me to continue this
No.105331
Anonymous
Replies:>>105334
>>105323
But there is!
It just wasn't finished...
No.105332
Anonymous
>>105330
Very nice
reading that spoiler I was afraid some degen paid you to continue that Khan comic and I felt fearful
No.105333
Anonymous
>>105330
> 1/2
scared
No.105334
Anonymous
Replies:>>105335
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>>105331
>You know who ELSE doesn't finish greens?
No.105335
/md/-Chan
>>105334
PhoenixAnon?
No.105336
Anonymous
Replies:>>105338
>>105330
>no do tell
No speka inglis?
No.105338
Anonymous
Replies:>>105345
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>>105336
por supuesto, cara de inutil. I made a typing mistake
Now enjoy your fucking art slop
No.105340
Anonymous
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>>105324
The few friends I was able to make, and the few people I've been able to leave an indelible effect on in my line of work. Happy 100th to you all!
No.105341
Anonymous
Replies:>>105342>>105346
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had a bad idea but my tablet is back at grad school so i was forced to use ibis and line extractor (which i'm dog shit with😭) maybe ill redo this proper later on if i get the chance
No.105342
/md/-Chan
>>105341
I still think it looks good regardless
No.105344
Anonymous
Replies:>>105347
>MG HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE TESCO
No.105345
Anonymous
Replies:>>105354
>>105338
You are no murder drone but you sure butchered the english language. Are these drawings inspired by the Legend of the Overfiend?
No.105346
Anonymous
Replies:>>105352
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>>105341
Better than anything I could ever make, good work
No.105347
Anonymous
Replies:>>105353
>>105344
Now how he'd manage that?
No.105348
Anonymous
Replies:>>105356
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>The turkey in question.
No.105349
Anonymous
Replies:>>105350>>105351>>105352>>105370
Oogi greentext idea: Attack on Loaf
No.105350
Anonymous
>>105349
How about we ignore loafs entirely
No.105351
Anonymous
>>105349
Fuck off
No.105352
Anonymous
Replies:>>105359
>>105349
I've been meaning to draw oogies capturing and riding loaves.

>>105346
How does she do it? How can she be best girl and best villain at the same time?
No.105353
Anonymous
Replies:>>105355
>>105347
He was pretending to be a Self-Checkout
No.105354
Anonymous
Replies:>>105358
>>105345
huh wuh
No.105355
Anonymous
>>105353
>P is still pretending to be an ATM
>it's his only way to get contact info from cute chicks
>As long as he doesn't move, he's fine
No.105356
Anonymous
>>105348
my cheap ass can't afford a turkey this fancy
No.105357
Anonymous
Replies:>>105360
>V force feeds a guy his own entrails in front of his family
>even after he begs her not to do exactly that
What's her fucking problem?
No.105358
Anonymous
>>105354
In the Legend of the Overfiend a guy has his dick cut off and replaced with a demonic flesh dick.
No.105359
Anonymous
>>105352
>How does she do it? How can she be best girl and best villain at the same time?
She does objectively horrible and evil things but is also hard to hate because she comes across as so consistently pitiful and her entire life is just an unending gauntlet of lonely misery. It automatically makes you want to comfort this sad pathetic girlfailure. Even if you’ll probably fail, because she’s dead inside.
No.105360
Anonymous
Replies:>>105362
>>105357
She was in bad place mentally. Be nice to her.
No.105361
Anonymous
>>105286
Based
No.105362
Anonymous
>>105360
JonTron - Yoda's Interview (Starcade)youtube thumb
No.105363
Anonymous
Replies:>>105364
I need a picture of N as a turkey being pursued by Izz with a Blunderbuss. Yes, this is a weird image I know
No.105364
Anonymous
Replies:>>105365
>>105363
No.
No.105365
Anonymous
>>105364
Okay
No.105366
Anonymous
Replies:>>105371
Stuffing Doll for thanksgiving
No.105367
Anonymous
Replies:>>105368>>105369
New thread?
No.105368
Anonymous
>>105367
Sure, give me a minute!
No.105369
Anonymous
Image:173282073192.png(119kB, 736x742)Eepy.png
>>105367
Nah, I'm eepy
No.105370
Anonymous
>>105349
Ymur drone..
No.105371
Anonymous
>>105366
>Лиззи, почему в моем трупе рог изобилия.
No.105373
Anonymous
Replies:>>105374>>105378
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Gentlemen's, may I show you dolliN
No.105374
Anonymous
>>105373
But of course
No.105375
Anonymous
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Hey Friends, since we hit the 900s replies, I made a new Thread. A bit too early in the 900s but I still think it's good.
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No.105377
Anonymous
>>105217
We will march against Femanon and free N from her captivity!
No.105378
Anonymous
>>105373
Me on the right
No.105446
Anonymous
>>105324
Alice
No.105452
Anonymous
>>105319
PIE FLAVOUR
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