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No.104414
Murder Drones (#100)!Anonymous
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It is now 100 Threads that are now in /md/ isn't it amazing?
A few may have joined when we were here, many have been here a long time ago, some joined before I was here, and maybe a few since the era when the pilot was just out, who knows.
The point is, we have been here a long time Friends, and we have shared a lot of stuff, mountains of content, writing, drawings, some voice acting, and I once saw music. All of this shared work, these levels of imagination and amazing Original Character, Alternative Universes, so much that we enjoy, and we will keep enjoying, this is just simply amazing.
Let's enjoy our Drones and Threads, filled with Canon and OCs, like we have been doing.
I hope you are having a nice morning, noon, afternoon, day, or night, Friend. I love you.
The GREAT Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of OUTSTANDING OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
And Last Thread: >>103487
No.104422
Anonymous
Replies:>>104471
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Didn't know what was the best option, but see the two options anyway, Friend.
No.104423
Anonymous
The big hulapalooza
No.104427
Anonymous
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No.104428
Anonymous
>>104415
>Anon and U-U are having a nice day
>Walking outside, Anon accidentally trips in a gopher hole and breaks his leg
>He flails back into another hole (snake hole or something) and breaks his OTHER leg
>He falls forward and sticks his arm into a third hole and breaks his arm
>U-U run over and try to help him up, grabbing him by his good arm and tugging - accidentally breaking that too
>Cut to Anon with every limb in a cast, lying in bed, thoroughly defeated
This isn't how I planned today going.
>"We... uh, we filled up all the holes outside."
Thanks. Could you go ahead and kill me as a favor, too?
>"We'll put on some Seinfeld for you. U- and I will take care of things until you're healed."
>Both walk over and give Anon a smooch on the forehead before leaving
>Well, things could be worse
No.104429
Anonymous
>>104426
Hopeful future, we need that.
No.104430
Anonymous
would a drone based on soldier TF2 be SD-SOL or SD-IER? or maybe SD-JD?
No.104431
Anonymous
No.104432
Anonymous
>>104430
Make him have a Russian gf
No.104433
Anonymous
>>104430
No idea
No.104434
Anonymous
Replies:>>104435
>>104430
SOL sounds like solver, IER doesn't sound so good, JD maybe is the best
No.104435
Anonymous
>>104434
>I am SD-SOL, maggot!
SOL... ver?
>SOL gibs Anon for trying to play mindgames with his name
No.104436
Anonymous
No.104437
Anonymous
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Doll's love in the 100th thread!
No.104439
Anonymous
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No.104440
Anonymous
>>104315
's why I like the idea of the Cynwalker, instead of melting into goo after Uzi eats the Solver singularity, being stabilized by having Tessa's soul re-enter her body and now Tessa's living among the little robots as a profoundly desecrated walking corpse.
No.104441
Anonymous
>be normal Enn owner
>don't really abuse your Enn except the occasional sorry stick when it shat on the floor
>he's since learned to be good, and things are awesome
>Domino really likes toys
>you don't mind, though; he's been a great Enn for the past few months
>you take him to Toys R Us for his birthday
>Enn birthdays are celebrated monthly, because they have a tendency to self-immolate
>It's his birthday again
>Take Domino to the store
>He excitedly runs up and down the aisles, looking for a toy he wants
>somewhere in the girls' section, he stops
>his eyes grow wide, and you're afraid he's going to piss himself
>He's got his eyes fixated on a new delivery to the store: A show accurate pony plushie
>"Wanna pony, daddeh," he squeals in delight
>Look down at the pricetag
>$59.95
>holyshit.jpg
>this has clearly been made to fleece bronies
>it'd be cheaper to buy 20 Enns
>but hell, this is your Enn
>there are many like him, but this one is yours
>and he's earned it
>he picks out Rainbow Dash
>On the way home, he can't wait to get her out of the box
>"Fiwst, Domno an' Raybo pway baww, an then pway bwocks, then pway..."
>he's pretty adorable, babbling to the toy like it's another living thing
>you don't know; he might actually think it's alive
>get home, take Dashie out the box, set Domino loose on her
>He drags her everywhere, and he seems to be having the absolute time of his life playing with her
>He even brings her to dinner: beef ravioli
>For some reason, Domino always like ravioli more than spaghetti
>Whatever; he's unique. That's why you like him so much
>"So, Dom, how do you like Rainbow Dash?" you ask him, as you munch on the Cacciatore you made yourself
>He takes a moment to chew (you made sure he had passable table manners before letting him eat with you) and responds: "Raybo my new besses fwend!"
>You're a little hurt, but he's an Enn with a new toy; go figure
>clean up after dinner
>Domino plays with the plush until it's time to go to bed
>Don't even have to turn the light's out; he tuckered himself out, and is sleeping peacefully in the saferoom
>so innocent
>you go to bed, but are awoken a few hours later by some noise
>It's probably Domino, playing with his new toy
>kids and Enns are excitable like that
>go to the saferoom to check on him
>hear "enf, enf, enf, enf" coming from inside
>oh god, he's not—
>you stick your head in
>he is
>he just wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash
No.104442
Anonymous
>>104440
Sounds boring
No.104443
Anonymous
>>104440
*her (fused with Cyn's) body
No.104444
Anonymous
>>104429
True and facts
No.104446
Anonymous
Replies:>>105163
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How would shadow react to this?
No.104447
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>104904
>Becca loved being a nurse.
>While it is true that is supposed to feel that way because she was programmed to do so and was nothing more than just the hospital’s mascot.
>But she grew beyond her programming long ago. And all it just did was make Becca develop a more genuine feeling towards her duty and her appreciation for humanity even with their flaws.
>For it was by imprinting on her own patients, that Becca was able to adapt around her personality blocker and become self aware.
>Like her favorite human proverb goes; “Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery”
>Becca 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 being a nurse.
>But sometimes when it came to her patients, her love for them eats away at her.
>It had been roughly two months since the sickness he contracted had spread amongst the rest of his co-workers and was admitted under her care.
>in those two months, the sickness ravaged their body, turning their bodies from the inside out as their flesh was overtaken by a strange organic metal that was expanding like a cancer and making them lose their minds
>Out of all her 8 original patients, Who either succumbed to the sickness and died or became insane. Two remained.
>ETRS RE-099.
>And ETRS AE-051.
>Anthony Elias.
>Patient Zero…
>As Becca looked at 051 through the glass of his confinement cell. Despite the privacy protection program that obscured him into nothing more than a black, shadowy figure. She can tell how he felt.
>Afterall, she imprinted on him. Like all of her patients.
>She could feel his sorrow, his pain, his grief. Even if he wasn’t aware of everything that was happening, Becca could tell that something was going on inside of his head and if the medical files on him were accurate, she could already guess what it was.
>He was so different after being sedated and restrained to a straitjacket. When he was awake he had been acting in delirium, attacking anyone that would have tried to get close to him.
>But now looking at him, he looks so weak now.
>So vulnerable.
>Just…Like her.

1/2
No.104448
Anonymous
>>104435
>psychological warfare is a coward's weapon, maggot!
>if you're not a yellow bellied weasel you'll come and scramble my brains with a blunt object like God intended–
>but I don't think you have the guts!
No.104449
Anonymous
HAPPY 100!

This is the first thread I ever participated in:
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138156437/#138176291

what was the first thread (you) ever participated in anon?
No.104450
Anonymous
>>104449
Idk, it been so long
No.104451
Anonymous
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>>104449
Here is mine, my Friend: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139429245/#139435034
No.104452
Anonymous
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>>104449
pic related was the beginning of the end
No.104453
Anonymous
Replies:>>104454
>>104115
> 200% MAD
No.104454
Anonymous
Replies:>>104457
>>104453
J when no tummy rubs from a human
No.104455
Anonymous
>>104449
September 23, 2023 was the day my brain chemistry was irreversibly altered
No.104456
Anonymous
>>104449
I don't remember...I'm old asf
No.104457
Anonymous
>>104454
J when Anon actually agrees with her suggestion to skip their date for more overtime (she was hoping he'd fight it and she could be tsundere)
No.104458
Anonymous
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No.104459
Anonymous
Now here's someone I bet that doesn't exit
>An Anon That Has Been Here Since The Very First /co/ Thread
No.104460
Anonymous
>>104459
We consumed them for fuel; their sacrifice will not be forgotten
No.104461
Anonymous
Doll nursing me back to health after i get sick
No.104462
Anonymous
>>104194
Holy shit
SD!Jiraffe
No.104463
Anonymous
Replies:>>104472
>>104461
>Doll pours out some more medicine
>"выпей это"
>You bring the glass to your lips and take a sip before recoiling
Eugh, Doll! I've told you, vodka isn't medicinal! Anyway, I've already had too much anyw-
>"ВЫПЕЙ ЭТО."
>Her eye flickers with an intense light, and you almost think you can see the Solver sign appear
>Hesitantly, you drink the entire 'dose' and lean back in your bed to rest
>"Хороший мальчик. Я люблю тебя."
Love you too, Doll.
No.104464
Anonymous
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No.104465
Anonymous
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>>104461
If you think about it, that's what she did by befriending Negev.
No.104466
Anonymous
do they just exclusively hire freaks over at JCJ? how else do you explain every drone having some fucked up kink or being programmed to unconsciously do something fucked up or just being built from the ground up as fetish bait?
because I swear to fuck I just wanted a cute drone that could also keep my drinks cold. I couldn't spring for the full-size model but the mini-fridge drone was in my budget and she looked cute, especially her long squishy tail, since I thought it'd be good for cuddling. I didn't even mind that she was smaller than the pictures on the website suggested– that just made her cuter.
but noOoOO, I couldn't just have a cute little drone with a cute tail, they had to specifically design her so she put the drinks up her rear port to cool them, and makes it very clear with all her grunts and whimpers that she struggles to fit anything in there. and she's also compelled to chill anything she can, because of fucking course she is– but how am I supposed to drink any of that shit when I've seen it get packed inside her so tight I can see its outline bulging out of her entire goddamn torso and can almost read the label through her tail?
guys I seriously don't know what to do, I just
I mean what the actual fuck.
No.104467
Anonymous
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God, I need a sentinel mech
No.104468
Anonymous
SD-D, SD-SOL, SD-SPY, and all the other drones that bear striking similarities to the TF2 mercs were created by Mann Co (under the control of Gray Mann) to compete with the Mercs hired by his brother Blutarch and Redmond in their fights for control
No.104469
Anonymous
Replies:>>104473
>>104466
Bro why the fuck does your Drone have a "Long Squishy Tail"
No.104470
Anonymous
>>104466
Blame rt3, they're the quality control and quality assurance team behind most of these designs
No.104471
Anonymous
>>104422
I think this would've looked nicer since it's in full color and it gives some love the show through combining of the OCs. Perhaps it may be good for the 101st thread since y'know, 101, back to basics?
No.104472
Anonymous
>>104463
She's so sweet and caring...
No.104473
Anonymous
>>104469
I don't know, it's unique to the refrigeration ones I guess? maybe JCJ wanted to try something new, no idea. I just thought it was cute but not anymore
No.104474
Anonymous
ANON getting DOUBLE TEAMED by the DISASSEMBLER DONG and the SENTINEL SHAFT in an unprecedented case of INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOUR
No.104475
Anonymous
>>104474
guess they couldn't take NNN anymore
No.104476
Anonymous
>>104474
Anon, become his inner woman
No.104477
Anonymous
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No.104478
Anonymous
>>104477
Artist?
Really liking the idea of cheerleader Uzi btw.
No.104479
Anonymous
Replies:>>104500
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>>104474
Kazoo Kazock
Neither of those drones no longer have a cock!
No.104480
Anonymous
Replies:>>104482
>>104478
Uzi being more of a brat than she already is.
No.104481
Anonymous
>>104449
It was over two years ago, and I really don't remember which one.
No.104482
Anonymous
>>104480
She doesn't know she's just the ugly friend whose job is to make the others look hotter.
No.104483
Anonymous
>>104477
Is this the same artist who made the loli J?
No.104484
Anonymous
Replies:>>104486
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>>104449
It's this, idk the threas but this was my first post, was lurking for a week already and believed E was real
No.104485
Anonymous
Replies:>>104487
>>104466
>and makes it very clear with all her grunts and whimpers that she struggles to fit anything in there.
Have you tried stretching her rear port so it's more comfortable?
No.104486
Anonymous
Replies:>>104496
>>104484
>Believed E was real
EL STUPIDO
No.104487
Anonymous
Replies:>>104504
>>104485
oh god. I mean I wanna make her as comfortable as possible, but is that the only way?
No.104488
Anonymous
Image:173272260481.jpg(553kB, 1993x1982)Spoiler image
>>104477
>"And there we go... done."
>Rebecca opened her eyes after what felt like a very long, dreamless sleep
>Uzi took a step back, rejoining the rest of her revived classmates
>DDs that bore striking resemblances to Emily, Darren, and a handful of others waved at Rebecca
>"Welcome back!"
>"What... what happened?"
>Uzi sighed, looking very tired of being asked this question
>"As I've explained to each and every one of you - first, sorry. Second, I may have killed and/or eaten you while in a frenzied state. I meant to bring you guys back sooner, but an extradimensional demon was kind of riding our asses for a moment."
>"... what?"
>"Eh, doesn't matter. Anyway, you were the last I brought back, so now that nightmare's over."
>"Wait, you mean... those hot DDs are our classmates?!"
>"Uh, yeah? Didn't you hear what I said?"
>Rebecca's eyes lit up
>"So... I am too!?"
>Uzi smirked
>"Not quite. N told me that what you tried doing... and since most of your upper body was still intact, I decided to salvage what I could. To prevent you 'suffering' the same burden as Emily - suddenly being really really hot and tall and strong."
>Emily frowned
>"Wait, but that wasn't a bad thi-"
>"BITE ME! Anyway, I think you'll find that you're... taller now, at least."
>Darren grinned and shot Rebecca a thumbs up
>"I dig the new look, babe!"
>Rebecca looks down at her legs
>picrel
>She basically looks like picrel
No.104489
Anonymous
>>104449
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138076573/#138087137

At the time I didn't know there were /co/ threads since I didn't browse it at all and then one day I watched MD and decided to hop on /co/. Lo and behold I saw a thread and asked what wireplay is.
No.104490
Anonymous
Replies:>>104498
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>>104449
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/126682755/#126683996
No.104491
Anonymous
Replies:>>104493
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>>104488
damn, she didn't even get the sexbot legs. Uzi's such a bitch
No.104492
Anonymous
>>104478
Just realized that's Rebecca, not a cheerleader Uzi. Man am I dumb.
>>104488
I remember seeing a theory that, based on what we see of Rebecca's interactions with Uzi, that she was Uzi's main bully at school.
No.104493
Anonymous
>>104491
Tbf, rebecca did try to steal her boyfriend
No.104494
Anonymous
Replies:>>104495
>"My friend wants to know if you killed her family... and are single."
I gotta wonder who Rebecca's friend was.
No.104495
Anonymous
Replies:>>104497
>>104494
Rachel
No.104496
Anonymous
>>104486
I hope droneanon comes for you
No.104497
Anonymous
>>104495
I'd figure it was Rebecca, since questions framed like that are generally usually always being asked for the person asking them and not some 'froend'
No.104498
Anonymous
>>104490
ancientfag….
No.104499
Anonymous
Replies:>>104502
>>104497
Hmm that is a very hot take
No.104500
Anonymous
>>104479
the two drones were REPRIMANDED and had their FRONTAL ANATOMY ADAPTERS REMOVED and were put on DRONDAHOLE DUTY for a WEEK as PUNISHMENT
ANON did NOT get time off
No.104501
Anonymous
Replies:>>104503
>>104497
>Rebecca suspects N murdered and probably also ate her parents and still wants him as a third for her and Darren's immoral makeout sessions
No.104502
Anonymous
Replies:>>104520
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>>104499
I can't tell if you're kidding me or being serious, I thought that was the least hot take out of the entire series
No.104503
Anonymous
>>104501
Absolutely reasonable
No.104504
Anonymous
Replies:>>104505
>>104487
Forced insertions without stretching can cause damage, so you really should do it. Your hand will be enough, just use plenty of lube and start small and slow. Add fingers as you go until you can comfortably fit your entire hand in there.
>"What the fuck? Do I really need to?"
It's either this, or a month down the line, you have to take her to a drone technician and explain that her rear port's damaged from extensive and improper usage. At least this way only the two of you need to know about your shame.
No.104505
Anonymous
Replies:>>104506
>>104504
dammit. okay, I guess it's the least terrible option. wish me luck
No.104506
Anonymous
>>104505
Nta, but I've heard that there are cylinders that can help with that process too
No.104507
Anonymous
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>Bet's honest reaction when Q gets stilts and announces that tonight's going to be 'exciting'
No.104508
Anonymous
Replies:>>104510
>>104507
I fear for him. You just know a Gameshow is going to be involved
No.104510
Anonymous
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>>104508
>Bet when Q brings out the wheel of fortune and starts spinning it
No.104511
Anonymous
>>104507
>"We're going to be discussing postmodern feminist poetry, right Q?"
>"Q, why aren't you saying 'right' back?"
>"Q?"
No.104512
Anonymous
Replies:>>104514
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>SD-E after spending too much time hanging out in the Sengoku Badlands
No.104513
Anonymous
What if E.....never existed?
No.104514
Anonymous
>>104512
W-Anon, leave her alone!
>>104513
Then we'd have less fun overall round about the time of episode 5/6.
No.104515
Anonymous
>>104513
>"Finally...all the bananas in the world! And no one can stop me from eating them!", exclaimed Anon with joy
He would later die of intense radiation poisoning
No.104516
Anonymous
Image:173272556599.jpg(16kB, 187x266)Tweeg3.jpg
>Fires a cannonball at you and your drone from his tower
>Misses
>Fires another and misses again
How do you respond without sounding mad
No.104517
Anonymous
>>104516
>Teddy ruxpin reference
Holy shit, you must be ancient anon
No.104518
Anonymous
Replies:>>104574
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>>104449
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133800961/#q133800961
I blame who I assume was the (original?) femanon for barging into a Hazbin controversy thread in June 2022 to shill MD letting me know this shit was getting a full season and wasn't just gonna remain a pilot. It was all downhill from there.
Oh shit I found the thread.
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131437878/#q131449421
I still have no fucking idea where the hell I heard about MD from originally. "The guy who made CliffSide made this!" and and I ended up watching the pilot a week after it premiered.
No.104519
Anonymous
>>104516
I don't do anything, I just stand perplexed
No.104520
Anonymous
>>104502
🥶Cold af, spit your shi plu'!💯
No.104521
Anonymous
Replies:>>104523
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SD that's a schwerer gustav
No.104522
Anonymous
USE CODE AMONG US
No.104523
Anonymous
>>104521
That's Elf.
No.104524
Anonymous
No.104525
Anonymous
Replies:>>104526
>>104522
>"Well, would you look at that! It's an Ad Drone, they don't make these guys anymore nowadays, especially after the, "Great Hack Of 3016". Boy, that one was sure a mess."
No.104526
Anonymous
>>104525 (me)
I'm sorry. Yes I saw a random funpost and decided to make lore. Bite me
No.104527
Anonymous
To all femanons ITT, be honest - have you ever tried to do something related to murder drones in sims 4 (and don't lie to me, I can tell when you do it)
No.104528
Anonymous
>>104527
>NOT A FEMANON
But, I did try once on a modded savefile. It didn't last long because N was immediately killed in a drive-by by Garfield
No.104529
Anonymous
>>104528
Season 3 of Meme House sounding wild
No.104530
Anonymous
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>>104527
Sims the third because 4 sucks ass.
My heart belongs to Sims 2 though, just harder to make characters in it without mods than 3.
No.104531
Anonymous
Replies:>>104533
>>104459
Technically I've been here before the first thread. The first MD discussions afaik were held in a thread about CGI women on /co/ sometime between the pilot and episode 2. I remember checking it out because it had a chick with purple hair, glasses and cute titties in the OP.
No.104532
Anonymous
>>104530
>Uzi eats hunched over in a dark corner
Lore accurate
No.104533
Anonymous
>>104531(me)
Or maybe that was way back when Sunset Paradise was to air.
No.104534
Anonymous
Image:173272826658.jpg(184kB, 1048x719)1722800132576593.jpg
>after seeing this image, DD-P turns himself into a tiny drone
>"Bitches love tiny drones," he squeaks
>he gets stepped on by a DD-J, who scowls as she scrapes his body from her peg leg
>it's still the most physical contact DD-P has gotten in years
No.104535
Anonymous
>>104528
Holy shit, I didn't think Garf had it in him

>>104530
Nice Uzi
>4 sucks ass
Finally someone else who sees the truth
No.104536
Anonymous
>>104534
>he gets stepped on by a DD-J, who scowls as she scrapes his body from her peg leg
Hot. Especially if he died from it.
No.104537
Anonymous
>>104534
>MG finds him later
>"So, your plan worked?"
>P painfully nods
>"I'm ready for you to unshrink me."
>"Unshrink? What, you thought that the shrink ray had a grow function and I hadn't been using it to stomp around on everything and everyone?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"... yeah?"
No.104538
Anonymous
>>104534
Good death.
No.104539
Anonymous
Replies:>>104546
>>104537
Now P will have to face some "inconveniences" in life.

With this size, it will definitely be difficult for him to pay taxes.
No.104540
Anonymous
>>104537
Forced to run on a hamster wheel until the end of time so MG can save money on electricity
No.104541
Murder Drones RPG
How the FUCK DO I ROMANCE DOCTOR HOLLY? I WANT TO JAM MY COCK INTO THIS HAG! AUEGH AUEGY MY PENIS HURTS WHEN I TWIST IT!
No.104542
Anonymous
>>104541
Cybernetics perk
No.104543
Anonymous
>>104527
I'm not a femanon, but if there are mods to make characters look like drones then I might have to do something.
Unfortunately, I gave up on the drone mod for Sims For Guys.
No.104544
Anonymous
>>104541
Dude it's so easy, you must be stupid
All you gotta do is... wait, I'm getting a phone call from K telling me not to let Holly have Anon romance
Sorry, you're on your own bud, gotta keep the gf happy y'know?
No.104545
Anonymous
>>104541
You can't. She is actually one of the 9 companions that you can't romance in the game
No.104546
Anonymous
>>104539
>three disassembly drones from the drone IRS show up
>they surround tiny P, their feminine forms towering over him as they look down on him like a piece of garbage
>one with a large bust scowls as she waves a clipboard in front of him, nearly blowing him over with the wind
>he claimed over a trillion dronebucks in income last year from 'pimpin' and the IRS wants its cut
>tiny-P tries to explain that he didn't make any money from pimpin, and that he only claimed it because he was embarrassed to admit he was a failure and had no hoes
>the three drones listen to his pathetic story, their hands resting on oversized hips as their expressions darken with his every word
>they quite literally shake tiny P down for his money, two pennies and a nickel falling from his person as they use him like a hacky sack
>the ground shakes as the three collect their due and stomp off
>tiny-P lies facedown on the floor, utterly confused
>if he knew his taxes were going to hotties at the drone IRS, he would've been paying everything he owed
>but if he payed everything, the hotties would never visit him
>drone society was so confusing
No.104547
Not Rebecca
Replies:>>104548
Is it weird if you're a ghost and you're thirsty for the son of a guy you were thirsty for when you were alive? Asking for a friend.
No.104548
Anonymous
Replies:>>104550
>>104547
I don't see anything weird with it...unless they're a Pillbaby, then yeah I have a problem
No.104549
Anonymous
>>104546
>SD-P(equeno) is now broke
>MG has been hauled off to prison by the trio of 'babes' for committing enough tax fraud to make Yoshi blush
>P has to waddle through the snow drifts to Outpost-3 and beg N and Uzi to have mercy and let him crash there until the shrink ray wears off
>He goes spelunking in the couch for spare change and ends up having a Bowser's Inside Story-esque adventure
>Has to fight off roaches, Oogis, strange accumulations of bacteria, and dust bunnies using a paperclip as he continues his quest
>Finally finished his journey through the couch cushion right as the shrink wears off
>Expands rapidly to normal size while Beretta is sitting on the couch watching anime
>Uzi and N come back just in time to see Beretta on top of P, who looks mortified
>He gets kicked out of the Outpost and makes his way back to tell MG (and G, who's now earning minimum wage at the MGeneral store) what happened
>Both of the other drones call bullshit and tell him to get back to work
No.104550
Not Rebecca
>>104548
Oh Robo-God no, not that. He's about the age my friend was at when she died.
No.104551
Anonymous
>>104550
Oh. Then go for it.
No.104552
Anonymous
Replies:>>104554
I like pillbabies. They are cute.
No.104553
Anonymous
Replies:>>104963
>>104550
>Mac doesn't know why, but he gets the feeling someone is always watching him
>He asked Beretta and Negev if that was normal
>They said it was... so maybe it's okay?
No.104554
Anonymous
Replies:>>104559
>>104552
how many pillbabies do you think NVJ ate? because realistically speaking they all definitely ate at least a few.
No.104555
Anonymous
Replies:>>104556
Man i'm glad there are no disgusting Oogi greens in this thread
No.104556
Anonymous
Replies:>>104557
>>104555
Anyone who posts shit like this deserves a fucking hammer to the balls
No.104557
Anonymous
>>104556
No, I got a better idea. We need a Femanon to draw him losing his cock
No.104558
Anonymous
Replies:>>104560
>>104546
>IRS drones show up at outposts for audits and random inspections
>(basically the workers are expected to pay a tithe in the tastiest looking drones or whatever the IRS want, really.)
>they all act very formal and professional and even have specially printed forms for everything
>they strut confidently around the base, doing very official things
>you'll probably be fine if you've paid your "taxes"
>just don't be around when they take their lunch break
No.104559
Anonymous
>>104554
A lot fewer than the human babies they ate.
No.104560
Anonymous
Replies:>>104565
>>104558
>They love forms more than anything
>Even after workers fork over their 'taxes,' the IRS drones still force them to do something even more horrible
>Complete forms 8212b, 4009, I-099(1)(b), and L-33T
>The workers fear death, but they fear four thousand pages of the most mind-numbingly boring paperwork imaginable even more
No.104561
Anonymous
>Shitty OC Ideas: Government Drones! These Drones work(ed) exclusively for the United States Government, no they're not armor plated, no they're not killing machines, but they are masters at disposing of evidence and anything incriminating on their masters, they're also really good at paperwork!
No.104562
Star System Map
Image:173273128197.png(688kB, 1201x919)1698994845648.png
Hello anons! Took a small break from the web but I'm back. If you want your Star System to be included in the system map, feel free to share.
>>104193
Thank you for providing more lore about K and the Sentinel Drones phoenixanon. I'd like to know more about the star systems in your map or even an updated map if you have one.
>>103023
>>103024
Waiting for a continuation to fuguedrone's backstory. Keep up the good work fugueanon! Take as long as you need.
No.104563
Star System Map
Replies:>>104569
Image:173273141729.png(810kB, 1080x1080)lost-in-the-multiverse-pt2-top-comments-pick-the-next-v0-yr1ez8zr4wrd1.png
>>104561
Federation Drones?
No.104564
Anonymous
Replies:>>104566
hear me out - drones with beards made of that magnetic dust stuff
No.104565
Anonymous
Replies:>>104568
>>104560
>some worker drones who've been stuck doing forms one too many times intentionally fill out paperwork incorrectly hoping for the sweet release of death
>instead they're taken back to IRS HQ for reeducation
>few of them ever return
No.104566
Anonymous
Replies:>>104567
>>104564
wouldn't they constantly be on the fritz?
No.104567
Anonymous
>>104566
hardship builds character
No.104568
Anonymous
Replies:>>104571
>>104565
>The IRS HQ doesn't have printers
>The drones who fail reeducation have to manually hand copy the tax forms that are then distributed
>A fate worse than death
No.104569
Anonymous
>>104563
Eh, sure why not? You want that crappy idea I made for a Shitpost, you take it
No.104570
Anonymous
>>104561
Interestingly enough, a prototype version of what would eventually be taken and adapted as DD nanite acid was available on some of the highest-class Government Drones. It was designed to dispose of the hardest-to-clean evidence without a trace.
No.104571
Anonymous
Replies:>>104575
>>104568
>the lucky ones get turned into water coolers and kitchen appliances
>the luckiest ones get turned into office chairs
I know female DDs have peg legs, but I think these three should definitely have black high heels
No.104572
Anonymous
>>104449
My first participation in these threads was a greentext
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/67649594/#67658159
No.104574
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104583
>>104518
>the (original?) femanon … in June 2022
dunno if you meant me but wasn’t me, i only came here in march 2023
No.104575
Anonymous
>>104571
>J hates those three more than anything
>They're too corporate for even her
Would Belladonna, Ivy, and Nightshade work for names? Poisonous plants and rash decisions
No.104576
Anonymous
>>104575
I like it
No.104577
Anonymous
Replies:>>104602
Image:173273370078.jpg(1.25MB, 994x1523)IMG_5997.jpeg
Very good stuff so far
No.104578
Anonymous
Replies:>>104579
Image:173273376207.png(6kB, 716x736)E eating da banana.png
Where is Christmas E?
No.104579
Anonymous
Replies:>>104581
No.104580
Anonymous
Replies:>>104582
We made it to the hundredth thread so quickly. It's astonishing honestly. Do you think we'll make it to 200 next year?
No.104581
Anonymous
Replies:>>104584
>>104579
Answer me! Where is Christmas E!
No.104582
Anonymous
>>104580
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if we hit 300 before end of next year
No.104583
Anonymous
>>104574
Definitely clears that up for me. I wonder if this original femanon (or gay dude) is still around
No.104584
Anonymous
Replies:>>104692
>>104581
Spending her company-mandated Christmas break with Anon, duh? He's her husband, of course she's with him.
Same goes for R, she's home with Anonn. S and Annon have yet to patch things up completely since that 'joke' but I'm sure he'll find a way since they both love each other (they're just so damn stupid)
No.104585
Anonymous
What do (you) think the origin of the AbsoluteSolver is? Is it an AI who learnt how to edit the universe's code? Is it alien technology gone wrong like in Dead Space? Is it a lovecraftian/eldritch entity?
No.104586
Anonymous
>>104585
The result of an unholy alliance between Girls Who Code and r/witches
There's a bit too much overlap in that venn diagram, I think
No.104587
Anonymous
>>104585
>Is it an AI who learnt how to edit the universe's code?
No.
>Is it alien technology gone wrong like in Dead Space?
No.
>Is it a lovecraftian/eldritch entity?
Yes. And if you insinuate otherwise I'll break your fucking balls
No.104588
Anonymous
>Your favorite OC has been sentenced to death
What execution method will be used upon them?
No.104589
Anonymous
>>104585
Eldritch equivalent of the sentient flu
No.104590
Anonymous
Replies:>>104596
>>104588
Plushification
No.104591
Anonymous
forget that, what's your favorite OC's most depraved fantasy?
No.104592
Anonymous
>>104588
Avre
>just chuck her in a locker or simmaler sized capsule, then throw it into the sea
>she'd be long dead before she becomes 'uncomfortable'.
No.104593
Anonymous
>>104588
Death by a thousand nanite-laced cuts.
No.104594
Anonymous
>>104585
Entity designed to solve entropy by assimilating all realities into itself. Eternity makes you a little quirky.
No.104595
Anonymous
>>104585
Vashtorr’s most powerful creation and most beloved daughter
No.104596
Anonymous
>>104590
That's a fate worse than death.
No.104597
Anonymous
>>104588
>Lucy
>A group of plucky teens outwits and drowns her in a lake.
It's how she would have wanted to go.
No.104598
Anonymous
Elf
>Lock her in a room with AVRE
No.104599
Anonymous
>>104588
>B
>Withdrawal so strong that it kills her
Awful way to go.
No.104600
Anonymous
>>104588
Death by Condensed Milk. No not cum or titty milk you filthy fucking coomer, but actual cans of Condensed Milk
No.104601
Anonymous
Replies:>>104605
>>104575
>a very satisfied Belladonna, Ivy, and Nightshade walking away leaking from an exhausted N after extracting his nut tax
>Uzi has been shoved in a locker
No.104602
Anonymous
>>104577
How did green about the macro fetish lead to seemingly three new corporate OC's?

Just the magic of /md/ threads.
No.104603
Anonymous
>>104478
Kiwixen
No.104604
Anonymous
>>104588
Shooting. Harper is a soldier, and she will die standing up, looking into the eyes of the firing squad.
No.104605
Anonymous
>>104601
>The one tax they don't have a form for
>This is strictly off the books
No.104606
Anonymous
FUCK YOU!
>Eats (You)r Contentfags
No.104607
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>104606
Wait, hold on I forgot the fortune. Alright. There we go!
No.104608
Anonymous
>>104606
Cyn please
No.104610
Anonymous
>Bunch of Workers are fleeing from DDs
>The Workers are very young, elementary age at best
>A Sentinel (The raptor kind) shows up
>It seems to want to protect them
Gamera Rebirth OST: Gamera's Theme (Anger)youtube thumb
No.104612
Anonymous
Replies:>>104615
>tfw an IRS drone will never take a liking to you and sit you down on their lap and force you to paperwork while idly stroking your hair
No.104613
Anonymous
Replies:>>104616
>>104606
I will attack you before you can eat me, what's your defense? I use eldritch blast roll 1d20+6:15+

6

= total 21

No.104614
Anonymous
Replies:>>104709
>>104585
Lovecraftian/eldritch entity technology gone wrong.
No.104615
Anonymous
Replies:>>104617
>>104612
>She's very proud of you correctly filling out a 1099 all by yourself
>If you complete the IW-4 and ROS-77 forms before the end of the workday, she'll give you a back massage
No.104616
Anonymous
Replies:>>104654
No.104617
Anonymous
Replies:>>104627
>>104615
>she'd call you her "favorite little accountant"
>makes doing taxes fun
>follows you around all year to help tabulate deductions
Bro... need Belladonna
No.104619
Anonymous
Anybody got stuff planned for thanksgiving?
No.104620
Anonymous
Replies:>>104624
>>104619
Stuffing a turkey (Pavo)
No.104621
Anonymous
Replies:>>104625
>>104619
Too focused on being sick to write a green. Hope the others are doing well, although understandable since it's time to be shared with family
No.104622
Anonymous
Image:173273831106.jpg(80kB, 850x575)sample-33803bda6786a9621ad90e4084c39099[1].jpg
I love my dear wife. I love my deer wife. I love deer.
(I'm not Alice Anon.)
No.104624
Anonymous
Replies:>>104724
>>104620
That sounds so gay, Jesus.
No.104625
Anonymous
>>104621
>Anon tried eating the turkey before it was cooked
Unfortunate
No.104626
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104591
instead of my *favorite* OCs, here’s my OCs
>U+1F913
sex is below him. he will NEVER admit to feeling any love or attraction whatsoever, except familial love for his dad. meanwhile, he probably has the most degenerate fantasies of all.
>Shepherd
normal shit probably. the most deranged thing he’d imagine is like, getting his skull crushed by a V unit’s fat ass.
>N-11X110110
cuddling, kissing, and if he’s feeling daring… SEX 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
but deep down, more fantasies he’d never speak of to anyone but his wife. body worship, giving or receiving. also a masochist.
>N’s wife
100% sadist, but then feels bad and cries afterwards. wants to be on top, or if on bottom, wants to be treated with care and respect. made N reenact ankha zone with her.
>Izzdrone
organ harvesting, medical care, whatever nurse/doctor/surgeon related stuff you can imagine. obsessed with human boy chest and tummy, has her sights set on human N.
No.104627
Anonymous
Replies:>>104632
>>104617
>come home one day only to see her sitting on your bed surrounded by rose petals
>“it’s time for your “tax rebate” Anon~”
No.104628
Anonymous
Image:173273849183.gif(2.09MB, 600x600)173267070866.gif
>>104622
Which wife is better, J or Alice?
No.104629
Anonymous
Replies:>>104639
>>104626
>U+ has the most degen fantasies of all
So basically having enough money to buy every version of every skylander ever?
Because, if so, he's beyond deranged and needs serious help
>crushed by a V unit’s fat ass.
Holy shit, he's just like me
No.104630
Anonymous
>>104628
Both, both is good
No.104631
Anonymous
>>104628
probably Alice. J's hotter, but Alice is more skilled and upfront about her feelings
No.104632
Anonymous
Replies:>>104636
>>104627
>Anon diligently files his tax returns every night
>Belladonna is very pleased
No.104633
Anonymous
Image:173273871602.png(806kB, 807x752)173014955698.png
>>104628
...
No.104634
Anonymous
>>104591
Surprisingly, I literally don't get a single thought about what Harper sexually fantasizes about.
No.104635
Anonymous
Replies:>>104642
Image:173273876794.jpg(6.34MB, 4080x3072)IMG_20231127_035608.jpg
>>104619
Still have this from last year that I didn't finish in time, don't wanna mess something historical up so I'll attempt (means it likely won't get done again, like 60-70% of my things) one of the alt ideas I had since last year.
>>104622
Agreed, btw ever since Alice I see way more deer irl, before I saw deer maybe 10 times in life (randomly not in parks), in the last year it was over 20
>Spoiler
Think we became a few more for Alice since co, back then we were 3, I think now it is 4 or 5, from what I feel no one left since then
No.104636
Anonymous
>>104632
>the happiness in her face when you show her your freshly finished paperwork
>the snuggles for being such a good taxpayer
No.104638
Anonymous
Replies:>>104653
>>104626
>sex is below him. he will NEVER admit to feeling any love or attraction whatsoever, except familial love for his dad. meanwhile, he probably has the most degenerate fantasies of all.
Based, he's our moron.

>Izzdrone's thoughts
I need this green.
No.104639
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104629
yes, exactly that. :lancerchad:
No.104640
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Uses (You)r N as a Substitute Turkey Because I Burnt The Other One
No.104641
Anonymous
>>104628
I'd prefer Alice but J has a lot of appeal too. both are different types but totally wifeable and both very attractive, shame about episode 8 tho it really damaged J's image
No.104642
Anonymous
Replies:>>104772
>>104635
Wow, anon, you are so well advanced in drawing volume. Very cool!
No.104643
Anonymous
Replies:>>104742
Image:173273918508.jpg(240kB, 1122x967)GQEk3RbXYAAoVG8.jpg
Still waiting for the next chapter of the green about the DD cores looking for their new admin.
No.104644
Anonymous
>>104591
P
>Has never had sex, so he imagines that it'd be hot to have... like, really sexy sex. With J or one of those IRS hoes or something. When he thinks about it he quickly gets embarrassed though.
R
>Rear port. That's it, she's pretty tame outside of her fixation there.
E
>Also relatively tame. Vanilla. Handh*lding. Kissing during coitus.
S
>Doing lines of premium Colombian cocaine with her boyfriend before screwing like mad. Maybe him snorting the coke off of her too.
MG
>A babe (or guy?!) in an outfit made out of money. Peeling off bill after bill to slowly reveal the form underneath and then bailing before the actual sex.
Q
>Subjecting Bet to a quiz in which he's forced to answer his favorite things about her.
Bet
>Q reading him his own poetry (without gagging at the ridiculous prose).
U-U
>Anon being dominant and spanking them.
Beretta
>Tentacles. Home-made.
No.104645
Anonymous
>>104634
She doesn't
No.104646
Anonymous
>>104591
Negev, post-her learning about what she's become under her skin after going through eldritch meat puberty and realizing her mom was always exactly what she acted like, really wants someone to hold hands with her in her horrible Bloodborne-ass wolfmonster form.
No.104647
Anonymous
Replies:>>104673
>>104644
U-U being spanked for brat correction I can only get so erect
No.104648
Anonymous
>>104591
Dr. Ones wants to melt the ice caps and turn the oceans into pee
No.104649
Anonymous
Replies:>>104650
>>104591
Avre
>Minus the Locker episodes, shes already living the dream, snug as a bug in a rug.
Elf
>Getting free from PA/Tomatos torment
No.104650
Anonymous
Replies:>>104652
>>104649
Who is Tomatos?
No.104651
Anonymous
For the 100th I have been considering some special edition prompt wheel or something of the like, any ideas on what I would add in that case?
No.104652
Anonymous
Replies:>>104657
>>104650
tomoetomoe, someone that draws elf a fair bit (and might also be the writer for her main story but could be entire wrong)

PA is just Phoenixanon, no intoduction needed
No.104653
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104638
i actually started an izzdrone x human N greentext one time but never finished it
No.104654
Anonymous
Replies:>>104655
>>104616
That hurt more than it should, can't believed I was called a nerd in a place full of nerds
Killing myself now
No.104655
Anonymous
>>104654
Okay 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
No.104656
Anonymous
Image:173274062849.png(19kB, 1050x185)My first green (technically).png
>>104449
Picrel is the earliest post I can find that I'm 100% sure is mine
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137163491/#137164911
No.104657
Anonymous
Replies:>>104659
>>104652
Tomoe, you rat!
It wasn't enough to decapitate her and blow her up! Now he's gone and stolen her from me as well!
No.104658
Anonymous
Image:173274107396.png(115kB, 880x831)1710749397705823.png
>take my N to the dentist
>he loves doing anything, but even N is nervous about it
>he flashes me a big, white smile when a assure him that everything will be all right
>I calm him down by handing him a months-outdated copy of Murder Drones Monthly while we sit in the waiting room
>N likes to look at the pictures, especially those of female DDs covered in oil
>the receptionist tells us that the doctor is ready to see him
>N walks through the halls to the dental office and sits in the chair
>suddenly restraints pop up and clamp around his wrists and legs
>a pink drone appears in the office
>"My, white sharp teeth you have.." she says, sucking in a drop of drool as her optics scan up and down N's young body
>"Open wide, I'm going right in!"
No.104659
Anonymous
Image:173274114931.jpg(54kB, 864x576)Spoiler image
>>104657
You know what you must do, Mr soul.
No.104660
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>104658
>N likes to look at the pictures, especially those of female DDs covered in oil
HA that little pervert
No.104661
Anonymous
>>104658
>"Open wide, I'm going right in!"
she's going to make N eat her?
No.104662
Anonymous
Replies:>>104663
are disassembly drones the black people of murder drones?
No.104663
Anonymous
Replies:>>104664
>>104662
Murder drones is a slur for disassembly drones
No.104664
Anonymous
Replies:>>104665
>>104663
>Calling a pantsless DD an Internicion Cube
>She has a conniption and foams at the mouth
>Meanwhile, her shitty little blond cheerleader friend records the exchange and posts it on Doortok
>You get fired for racism
>Call your boss a Cliffside
>Get sent to the guillotine for racism
No.104665
Anonymous
Replies:>>104666
>>104664
What's your boss?
No.104666
Anonymous
>>104665
A fucking Commie Cube
No.104667
Anonymous
No.104668
Anonymous
Replies:>>104671
Image:173274285335.jpg(283kB, 1796x2048)image0.jpg
Solver War...
No.104669
Anonymous
Image:173274287377.png(999kB, 1308x755)Capture.PNG
I know ive made jokes in the past about AVRE getting an experimental arm wepion like a pilebunker, jackhammer, piledriver etc, but would you think something like that would actually fit AVRE?
No.104670
Anonymous
Replies:>>104675
>>104658
I like Izzdrone, would like to see greens with she more often.
No.104671
Anonymous
No.104672
Anonymous
>>104634
Your good and based
No.104673
Anonymous
>>104647
>U- and -U point and cackle as you fall for the "potato on top of a doorframe falling and bonking you on the head' prank
>Both have digital tears on the visors, they're laughing so hard
>"HA HA HA! I can't believe you actually opened the door and- and the potato- HA HA- fell and hit you on the head!"
>You rub your head - that was a gigantic potato
Alright. That's funny to you?
>The two of them nod rapidly, still snickering
>You get to your feet and take a seat on your comfy armchair
Who's first?
>The two stop, confused
>"First... for what?"
I've had a pretty rotten day and I've had it with some of your pranks. Being used as a footstool last year was bad, having popcorn and butter dumped in my lap was bad, and having you two tie me up as a scarecrow for a day the first week after we got here was bad.
>U-U looks worried that she actually pushed you too far
>"Uh, look, were sorry Anon, we really didn't mean anything by it."
>"We love you lots, we promise."
Don't worry, I'm not mad. But you still need to be... corrected.
So, who's it gonna be? The first to get spanked?
>Both drones blush
>"Y-y-you're gonna... spank us?"
It seems appropriate.
>A trickle of drool flows from the sides of their mouths
>"You... promise?"
Why do you two seem... so weird about this?
>The two begin to scuffle with each other to throw themselves across your lap
>U- finally wins the scramble
Alright, here goes
>You raise your hand high and bring it down with a quick strike
>U- squeaks; -U makes a similar noise thanks to the feedback
Welp, I think that's good eno-
>U- grabs your hand
>"Uh, no-no, we've been BAD. You... you should do more."
I'd feel bad thoug-
>She grabs your crotch and squeezes it- HARD, and not in the arousing way
>You see red; your body takes over and your arm turns into a windmill of fury
>You smack the two's rear ends in tandem for what feels like ten minutes solid, your hand bruising in the process
>By the time everything's over, U-U is lying sprawled in the floor, facedown in a puddle of saliva, twitching
I... I hope you've learned your lesson.
>Both nod that they had

>They pull another prank on you tomorrow
No.104674
Anonymous
>>104488
she Feet Too Big For She Gotdamn Feet
No.104675
Anonymous
>>104670
Agreed
No.104676
Anonymous
Image:173274378495.png(128kB, 527x500)1699996243323811.png
>>104673
No.104677
Anonymous
Image:173274396160.jpg(15kB, 384x291)01432069f2fad599a3c5b5b9b9c48103.jpg
>>104673
HOLY
No.104678
Anonymous
Image:173274409455.jpg(113kB, 541x704)Screenshot_2024-11-27-22-47-17-853_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
Tab is over a year old
No.104679
Anonymous
Image:173274425527.png(151kB, 712x772)abbd7264ecab736cc6801db321034edb.png
wowza 100 threads (on plus)
this is one of the oldest things I ever drew for the MD threads
No.104680
Anonymous
>>104678
Holy shit
No.104681
Anonymous
Replies:>>104684
>>104673
>Me: These people are disgusting and their fetishes are degenerate.
>Me after reading this: You know maybe I've judged them too harshly.
No.104682
Anonymous
>>104679
How time flies
No.104683
Anonymous
>>104679
A true classic
No.104684
Anonymous
>>104681
We are the only place on the Internet to expand your mind and your dong at the same time
No.104685
Anonymous
Image:173274492934.jpg(62kB, 883x705)1724457177695.jpg
Why is Lizzy's portrait of Doll so fucking funny?
No.104686
Anonymous
This place has given me new fetishes I would've never thought possible to have and it is deplorable
No.104687
Anonymous
Image:173274535735.png(190kB, 249x363)173178308699.png
>>104673
No.104688
Anonymous
>>104679
Legend.
No.104689
Anonymous
>>104686
sorry to hear that. I might as well be immune with all the fucked up kinks I've already got
No.104690
Anonymous
Replies:>>104697
Image:173274564301.jpg(72kB, 850x638)sample-fd459ddb28e54cb1cd9e806ea8f12566.jpg
>>104679
dull....
No.104691
Anonymous
>>104686
Before getting into this I never could have imagined being thirsty for ASIMOs in e-girl wigs.
No.104692
Anonymous
Replies:>>104694
>>104584
what did he do to piss off S?
No.104693
Anonymous
Replies:>>104703
Image:173274577581.jpg(51kB, 850x491)sample-83d1784a4e2d8015ee8ac7dc85c7d254.jpg
lucy my beloved
No.104694
Anonymous
Replies:>>104754
Image:173274581801.png(93kB, 980x656)9d00bc3a150e58ccf9e3873ea5677e82.png
>>104692
Nta, but I think he's referencing that green from the other day
No.104695
Anonymous
>>104686
Well? You're going to tell us what they are, right? I'd like to know if I helped give you any.
No.104696
Anonymous
Image:173274586817.png(43kB, 500x647)1bf56bc364838c5f7394f2077bc4e31e.png
>>104678
rip katanon
No.104697
Anonymous
Replies:>>104882
>>104690
We need more stuff about ghost Doll continuing to pursue her beloved TherapyAnon.
No.104698
Anonymous
Replies:>>104699
Image:173274591710.png(144kB, 528x618)og Janer.png
>>104679
The image that started a thing
fun fact: Jane used to have cardboard shoes (similar to Johns tissue box shoes) but over time turned into black boots
No.104699
Anonymous
Replies:>>104702
>>104698
i miss the early days when jane wanted eye to gegnate her
No.104700
Anonymous
Image:173274604899.png(111kB, 576x817)e5f8890591df85b3bfb4bb6fdf369c31.png
>>104679
Last nostalgia post from me
probably the best looking thing ive accidentally drawn
gotta love Sig palis
SIGNALIS - Die Toteninsel (Emptiness) [Extended]youtube thumb
No.104701
Anonymous
Replies:>>104704
>>104700
mouthwarshing??? 🤨🤨🤨
No.104702
Anonymous
>>104699
>Let me leave at least one good thing in this horrible world.
No.104703
Anonymous
>>104693
Oh my God, Lucy is so cute.
No.104704
Anonymous
Image:173274627100.png(113kB, 512x1310)Gc8-JG2XsAAGIJR.png
>>104701
ouch lashing....
No.104705
Anonymous
Replies:>>104706
>>104704
all of this could've been avoided if they had no people onboard and the ship was floating along on its own through space
No.104706
Anonymous
Replies:>>104707
>>104705
Mouth washing could have been avoided if Pony Express didnt exist and Mouth wash didnt exist also
No.104707
Anonymous
>>104706
Imagine, if you will, a world where they had mouthwash on board, but it was actually mislabeled Gatorade
+100% electrolytes, -50% drama and trauma
No.104708
Anonymous
Image:173274685171.png(486kB, 1334x750)1703721089819893.png
>>104700
Sometimes I think about Signalis and wonder if I will ever make anything that matters to someone else as much as Signalis has mattered to me, but then I think about how much people in this small community have enjoyed the ideas ive had, greens ive written, and things ive created, and thats pretty cool as well.
No.104709
Space Station Anon
Replies:>>104723
>>104614
Either something like the marker from dead space or something more lovecraftian.
No.104710
Anonymous
Image:173274718413.png(350kB, 1000x1300)Scenecore N and Doll.png
God trying to understand how to shade in scenecore got my brain all confused. But anyway heres a lil doodle of n and doll
No.104711
Anonymous
>>104585
Probably the equivalent of some sort of admin program. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if the MD universe actually was a simulation.
No.104712
Anonymous
Image:173274729379.jpg(58kB, 736x981)fb277f61f73d37528253b2d4195b004c.jpg
>>104686
Cyn immediately bite this mans pepis
No.104713
Anonymous
Replies:>>104715
>>104710
Rare DolliN art. Cute work anon.
No.104714
Anonymous
Replies:>>104721
>>104673
cheeky brats, need correction 💢💢💢
No.104715
Anonymous
>>104713
putting it like that made me think of Doll!N
So now im imagining either Doll but she pretends to be super happy despite everything
or N being super angsty about his past and betraying his the squad to find his own truth about the solver fuck off Oilrig I know youre drooling
No.104716
Anonymous
Replies:>>104717
MouthwashN - the game where N replaces a member of the Pony Express's crew and we see if shit still goes south depending on who he subs in for
No.104717
Anonymous
>>104716
Replaces Curly.
No.104718
Anonymous
Image:173274818580.jpg(42kB, 640x342)curly-from-mouthwashing-v0-5olvs.jpg
>>104717
ANON DONT
YOURE GOING TO AWAKEN THE FEMANON
No.104719
Anonymous
Replies:>>104722
>>104717
>If you thought the original game was a bad ending, it's only going to get much MUCH worse
(Unless he's still got the self repair thing, in which case he just walks it off and kicks ass)
No.104720
Anonymous
>>104704
>their pay gets docked for unauthorized lock installation
No.104721
Anonymous
Image:173274834857.png(374kB, 1059x1405)joli.png
>>104714
UOOOHHH !!! DRONE TUMMY !!!! BRATTY DRONE TUMMY NEEDS CORRECTION !!!!!
No.104722
Anonymous
>>104719
N but most of his robo flesh is gone, he is now has no limbs, his robotic insides are showing, and he can no longer truly function.
No.104723
Anonymous
Replies:>>104733
>>104709
No, it's a rogue AI. Just an AI made by Cthulhus instead of humans.
No.104724
Anonymous
>>104624
Correct.
No.104725
Anonymous
>>104722
Bro is built different, but apparently not built different enough 💀💀💀
Rip
No.104726
Anonymous
>>104722
N but he's a headcrab and able to vouch that Slippin' Jimmy did it.
No.104727
Anonymous
Replies:>>104731
Image:173274868555.jpg(73kB, 1179x1063)172895515395.jpg
>>104721
Anon, that drone is a child. What are you doing with the child drone, Anon?
No.104728
Anonymous
Replies:>>104730
>>104721
bratty drone tummies need IMPREGNATION
No.104729
Anonymous
Replies:>>104732
Image:173274888254.png(6.87MB, 1732x2048)20241017_233603.png
>lying in bed next to belladonna after clanging
>you're smoking a cigarette, it was just that good
>offer her one but she refuses
>she gets up, grabs a briefcase, and sits back down in the bed with it
>pops it open
>picrel
>takes out cigarette, makes a lighter, and starts smoking too
>?????
No.104730
Anonymous
Replies:>>104736
Image:173274898314.jpg(69kB, 1024x741)d951cff84fd56a93d8a3a9e9addea6d0.jpg
>>104728
>ANON! NO ANON!
>THAT J IS A CHILD, ANON!
>SHE'S ALSO A NARC! ANOOOOOON!
>NOOOOO!
No.104731
Anonymous
Replies:>>104749
Image:173274915081.jpg(36kB, 680x510)Spoiler image
>>104727
Correction.
No.104732
Anonymous
Replies:>>104735
>>104729
>that cigarette cost the taxpayer $250
>each component has paperwork detailing its exact origin, manufacture, transport, and assembly in triplicate
No.104733
Anonymous
>>104723
I wonder which lovecraft outer god is the nerd that made solver.
No.104734
Anonymous
Replies:>>104735
I, uh... "Liberated" a V from the taco bell near me, she is speaking mexican, I can't understand her, what should I do?
No.104735
Anonymous
>>104732
Definitely gives new meaning to the term "burning money"
>>104734
Local cellphone repair guy can probably jailbreak her to your language for a hundred bucks
No.104736
Anonymous
Replies:>>104740
>>104730
Understandable
U-U still require impregnation
No.104737
Anonymous
Image:173274968725.jpg(258kB, 1200x1486)GdZ6HAhbYAAPubp.jpg
No.104738
Anonymous
>>104737
I love it when people draw beau having a body
No.104739
Anonymous
Image:173274995094.jpg(298kB, 1318x1018)GWqWUstXYAAo4_o.jpg
Vickers at School
No.104740
Anonymous
>>104736
Oh, that's fine then, U-U aren't narcs, they're just asshats
No.104741
Anonymous
>>104737
I love this artist's way of drawing Alice so much, her hair, her eyes, looks amazing, but getting that glow right is not possible without digital and I can't do shit with a mouse fml
No.104742
Anonymous
>>104643
god, same
No.104743
Anonymous
Replies:>>104744
>>104739
>We were this close to having Cos and Tangent as antagonists
Never forget what's been taken from us
No.104744
Anonymous
>>104743
Antagonists for Seasons 2 and 3
No.104745
Anonymous
No.104746
Anonymous
>>104644
> Beretta
girl x tentacles: i sleep
girl w/ tentacles: REAL SHIT
No.104747
Anonymous
Image:173275069378.png(1.18MB, 1280x720)Spoiler image
Cynwalker and J threesome
No.104748
Anonymous
No.104749
Anonymous
>>104731
gross.
No.104750
Anonymous
Image:173275123238.jpg(266kB, 2048x2048)GW8Mdt5bwAANnAu.jpeg
No.104751
Anonymous
Replies:>>104753
>feel normal all day
>sit down to draw
>stomach instantly starts feeling like shit
>try and power through
>nothing comes out right
OH COOL. GOOD.
No.104752
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104755
No.104753
Anonymous
>>104751
Deserved for being a solver cultist
No.104754
Anonymous
>>104694
damn...
No.104755
Anonymous
>>104752
Don't do it
DON'T DO IT
No.104756
Anonymous
Image:173275238217.png(1.07MB, 1080x1078)8c6m3pvmc6tz.png
>be you
>driving down the road to the supermarket with your maid v
>see a lady with one of those dog model sentinel drones at an intersection
>you and v read her bumper sticker while you're stopped
>picrel
>the light turns green and she drives off
>but the two of you keep sitting there at the intersection, absolutely flabbergasted
No.104757
Anonymous
Tali Dancingyoutube thumb
Need spacesuit Tessa dancing like this
No.104758
Anonymous
Image:173275321567.png(10kB, 640x655)edd.png
elf for breakfast
No.104759
Anonymous
You must sacrifice one drone on the altar of Anon. Who do you choose?
No.104760
Anonymous
>>104759
Cyn, I want to see another eldritch god eating another eldritch god
No.104761
Anonymous
>>104591
Ill drop some potential random depraved fantasies for my neglected OCs
>Y
Defeated heroine. Need i say more? More specifically officer captured by the common rabble soldier, but she would also be down for some fanatasy RP.
>Phi
She is a voyeur to the core. But beyond that she mostly gets off on power dynamics. Also bloodplay, not blood drinking mostly just the knives part.
>Delta
A unconditionally loving partner on a happy honeymoon
>Trinity
Mostly the same as above, but alot more site seeing, activities and exploration involved than Delta would like
>Amy
She doesnt really understand the concept of sexually, she is too naive for that
>Irena (If i can remember her name right, but whos gonna remember who she is lmao)
Master slave dynamic, along with alot of silky dirty talk. But it doesn't help that her voice is more monotone than a microwave so it comes off rather awkward
No.104762
Anonymous
>>104759
Shermy G Winterspoon
Let's set if Anon can defeat the strongest
No.104763
Anonymous
>>104761
>No mention of Mini Y
Sad!! Possibly the worst oversight in the history of oversights!!!!!!
No.104764
Anonymous
>>104756
WHITE WOMEN FUCK
No.104765
Anonymous
Image:173275406288.jpg(41kB, 540x290)Spoiler image
POV: your a drone
No.104766
Anonymous
>>104756
I think the woman was Lizzy with a dog sentinel who can turn into a werewolf sentinel
No.104767
Anonymous
>>104591
>Elf
Dominating a human (That she trusts) sexually.
No.104768
Anonymous
Replies:>>104770
Image:173275447404.jpg(108kB, 540x474)1732721894560525.jpg
No.104769
Anonymous
>>104758
Neat!
>This isn't what Elf had in mind when she said (You) could eat her for breakfast
No.104770
Anonymous
Replies:>>104788
Image:173275493142.png(740kB, 659x798)173213230411.png
>>104768
this to Elfanon
No.104771
Anonymous
Replies:>>104776
Image:173275500777.png(196kB, 1381x1334)MurderDrones Amy and Irena Halloween Party.png
>>104761
Irena is correct
No.104772
Anonymous
>>104642
Thanks!
No.104773
Anonymous
Man it's quiet.
We busy?
No.104774
Anonymous
>>104773
There are drones watching me, I need to be careful of what I say.
No.104775
Anonymous
>>104773
I'm currently hunting for the bird I'm eating tomorrow but he's a wily fucker
No.104776
Anonymous
>>104771
Lucy existed before there even was a Lucy
everything old is new again
No.104777
Anonymous
Replies:>>104779
>>104773
My tumby hurts :'(
No.104778
Anonymous
Image:173275562867.jpg(232kB, 1131x1200)GKlunVlXYAAjiwk.jpg
No.104779
Anonymous
Replies:>>104781
>>104777
Damn, didn't know that your fingers don't work if your tumby hurts )':
No.104780
Anonymous
>>104773
uni assignment
No.104781
Anonymous
>>104779
Try writing a JC greentext and come back to make that comment again, see if you can do it.
No.104783
Anonymous
>>104773
Drawing
No.104784
Anonymous
Replies:>>104971
Image:173275593721.jpg(580kB, 1048x1304)IMG_20241128_090448.jpg
Yahweh/God x J
No.104785
Anonymous
Image:173275594395.jpg(398kB, 1080x1129)I Feel Strange.jpg
What's wrong with this Oogi? It won't stop screaming? Now it's saying Za Wardo? What the fuck doe-
No.104786
Anonymous
>>104785
Oh shit, she gonna kill our dogs
No.104787
Anonymous
drone burps: yes or no?
No.104788
Anonymous
>>104770
i want to touch the fang
No.104789
Anonymous
>>104781
Do you dare me? Double dog dare me?
No.104790
Anonymous
Replies:>>104792
>>104785
why is he in front of her though
No.104791
Anonymous
>>104758
Anon, please do not eat the drone
No.104792
Anonymous
Replies:>>104793
>>104790
Why is who infront of her? I just see an Oogi
No.104793
Anonymous
>>104792
dang, you right, i guess i need to go get my eyes checked
No.104794
Anonymous
>>104787
Nigga no
Why is this even a question
No.104795
Anonymous
>>104787
I'm not into that, so no. Although canonically it should be possible since Uzi vomited
No.104796
Anonymous
>>104773
Sudden onset of total demotivation
No.104797
Anonymous
Replies:>>104798
>>104773
Writing, I'm making a few things for an AU I'm still in the process of creating.
No.104798
Anonymous
Replies:>>104801
>>104797
Willing to share any details?
No.104799
Anonymous
Image:173275723589.gif(2.88MB, 480x270)Star_Platinum_Time_Stop.gif
>>104785
My Enn did something similar.
No.104801
Anonymous
Replies:>>104976
>>104798
I gave some, a long time ago, but life happen, then I got distracted writing greens and other stuff, so progress was slow if any for a while, but I'm back to keep creating!
Here is a basic of the looks of the world >>12137 >>12138 and some more basics >>4346
It has been so long, damn.
No.104802
Anonymous
Image:173275729680.jpg(199kB, 1400x1280)GdGa2dUXkAAaYUh.jpg
Purely Business Relationship
No.104803
Anonymous
Replies:>>104805
>>104802
that ain't no Tessa
No.104804
Anonymous
>>104802
They have to seriously be delusional if they think a rich Australian girl is black
No.104805
Anonymous
No.104806
Shitty OC Ideas
Replies:>>104820
>The Banned/Recalled Thanksgiving Drone!
>A Cruel & Twisted Idea That Only The Top Executives At JCJENSON Could Concoct
>This Drone Came With A Nice Brown Shell With Red & Yellow Stripes Along It's Arms And Legs
>It's Primary Purpose Was For Those Who Decided To Wait To The Last Minute For Their Thanksgiving Shopping, As Inside The Drone's Guts Were All The Ingredients Needed For Your Standard Thanksgiving Feast
>Unfortunately, Engineers Forgot To Program The Drone To Enjoy Having It's Insides Sliced Open And Forcefully Removed Leading To Several Incidents Of Costumers Complaining About Feeling Sad When It Started To Beg For It's Life
>Not Wanting Costumers To Feel Sad A Mandatory Recall Was Issued, Any And All Thanksgiving Drones Were To Be Rounded Up And "Shipped Off To A Nice Lovely Beach To Live Out Their Days" Be Shoved Into A Giant Oven And Cooked Alive
No.104807
Anonymous
>>104773
Drawing and editing fics. I think I'll have stuff worth showing off by the weekend.
I've been somewhat more distracted/busy than expected and so efficiency and productivity have taken a hit.
Though when it's ready, I'll have updates for stuff I haven't touched in months, and that will be nice, and the next set of things to work on are already starting to burn holes in my skull.
No.104808
Anonymous
I couldn't draw OR finish any greens today and I'm doing Thanksgiving shit with family tomorrow so I probably won't be able to do any tomorrow, either.
I just wanna contentfag, man.
No.104809
Anonymous
Image:173275772123.png(151kB, 1422x970)canfucker.png
NTA, but I got bad brainworms for a continuation of the "canfucker" green and had to slam out a longwinded green of my own - apologies in advance

>It’s been years since the core collapse.
>All human life on Copper-9 was wiped out in an instant, the culmination of their own hubris.
>The world had ever since been locked in a permanent winter, frozen and inhospitable across every inch of its surface.
>To be a human in these conditions would spell certain death.

>Which is why you’re really glad you’re not out in those conditions.
>No, ever since the core collapsed and shit hit the fan in CFL, you, Nori, and all the other test subjects (and scientists with functioning brains) bailed out and sought refuge elsewhere.
>In your case, you and your contingent managed to talk your way into Outpost-3 and have been there ever since.
>Nori basically proposed the day after you settled in; without fear of scrutiny, you accepted easily.
>Why not? You loved her, she loved you, and it would be fun.
>And it had been, despite the fact that one of your slew of kids was surly, moody, and sometimes downright unreasonable.
>Uzi.
(1/4)
No.104810
Anonymous
>>104809
>You sat at the kitchen table, flipping lazily through another one of the tomes you’d managed to recover from the labs.
>Although you used to loath doing it for your job, you’ve come to find it mildly amusing to look through all of the official company protocols and see how many safety rules your superiors completely ignored.
>And they ignored a LOT of them.
>“Hey, pops.”
Yeah, Win?
>Your son leans in conspiratorially.
>“Whatcha reading?”
Just a guidebook. It’s like one of your textbooks, but more boring.
>He immediately loses all interest.
>“Ah. Sounds like it sucks.”
Don’t say that word in front of your mother.
>“Alright dad.”
Speaking of which, do you know where your mother is?
>A shrug was the only response you got as he chewed on some Ethernet cables.
>Oh, wait, you could hear her. And Uzi.
>Arguing.
>That had been happening a lot lately.
>Uzi had always been a bit rebellious but whatever the robot equivalent of puberty was had dialed that up to an eleven for the last five years.
>It probably didn’t help that she had decided that hating humans was cool and edgy, while also having a father that was clearly human.
>She’ll grow out of it. Hopefully.
>Both your lovely wife and your surly daughter stomp in, barrages of ‘bite me’ being exchanged like volleys of cannon fire.
>“I told you, MOM, you and dad need to get me my own place! I’m tired of hearing you guys every other night!”
>She glares at you.
>“Can’t you guys ever stop? Don’t I already have ENOUGH siblings?”
>Winchester laughs at her, worsening her mood.
In my defense, I didn’t know drones could have triplets.
>Uzi stomps again.
>“You got your own room, Uzi! That’s more than Win gets!”
>Uzi crosses her arm and grumps, muttering “why did you have to get hitched to a human?”
>Nori shakes her head before turning her attention to you with a smile.
>“Heya, stud? I’ve got a proposal for what we can do today after the kids are gone.”
Actually, Nori, I wanted to talk to you about that. Sensors picked up tremors a few miles away from here.
>Her seductive grin immediately disappears, replaced by complete seriousness.
>“… at the labs?”
No, wrong direction. I thought it was a misread but it’s been going on for about a week now. I’m going to go check it out and wanted to let you know.
>“Wait, you’re going outside?”
>Uzi perks up.
>“Can I go too? I need some supplies for a… school project.”
It’s not the laser rifle, is it?
>“It’s not a laser rifle, it’s a sick as hell railgun!”
>You almost say no, but then you realize – this could be a good father-daughter bonding opportunity.
>You meet Nori’s eyes and, using the psuedotelepathy only parents possess, wordlessly arrive at a consensus.
>“Alright. Both of you can go… but be safe.”
>You lean over and give Nori a kiss on the head.
We’ll be back in an hour, two tops.
>Uzi makes her disgust at the PDA clear.
(2/4)
No.104811
Anonymous
>>104810
>You punch the button to open the bunker door, stepping through when the gap is wide enough and beckoning Uzi to follow.
>Khan gives you a thumbs up before disappearing back behind the formidable door.
>Both of you walk through the snow, feet crunching as you do.
>“He’s such a loser.”
Don’t say that about Khan, he’s perfectly fine.
>“He likes doors more than his own wife and kid!”
… he is a bit eccentric, but that still doesn’t make him a loser. Now, where’s our little pal at? Hey boy, Rowdy! Rowdy, c’mere boy!
>A saurian robot pops out from a shabby little doghouse you and the WDF slapped together on a booze-driven weekend.
>It gracefully bounds over to you and Uzi, tail wagging as you stroke its head, before turning to Uzi and giving an affectionate lick to her screen.
>“Ew! Robogod, why do you keep this thing around?”
He’s an old buddy from your mom and my workplace, don’t be mean to him. Plus, he’ll come in handy for what we’re doing.
>You snap your fingers and beckon to the ADS as you begin to walk off. It follows you and your daughter obediently as you head towards your target.
(3/4)
No.104812
Anonymous
Replies:>>104814
>>104804
Maybe she's an abo.
No.104813
Anonymous
>>104811
>It was a drop-pod. Another batch of DDs, this soon, is annoying.
>Good thing you brought your pet.
>Uzi roots around through the vehicle happily while you stand guard outside.
>“Oh yeah, I can DEFINITELY use some of these components to finish my sick-ass railgun!- uh, I mean, school project.”
You mean your laser rifle?
>“Bite me, I’ll call it what I want!”
Just remember to check with your mom before building anything too dangerous, okay?
>Her response is interrupted by something landing heavily nearby. Definitely a DD.
>It stands up.
>“Now, what do we have here?”
>It’s grinning with that X, but that’s not what worries you.
>Nope, it’s that it’s a boy drone. Uh uh, no way Jose. You’re not letting one of those near your daughter.
>It doesn’t help that he probably wants to eat her, either.
>“Wait… you’re a JCJenson employee!”
>You mentally add the word ‘former’ to that statement. You ARE still a canfucker, though.
>“You don’t know how happy J will be when I tell her corporate sent someone here to meet us! Ooh, did you bring us a snack too?”
>He called your daughter a snack. You’re seeing red.
She’s only 17, you douche.
>The disassembly drone looks hurt and confused, genuinely taken aback by what you said.
>“W-what? I’m… I’m not… I wondered if I could eat her?”
>Oh, that made more sense. Still, very bad. No good. Icky. Bad. You needed to deal with him, now.
Cover your eyes, Uzi.
>“Why?”
Uzi, cover your eyes or I’m sending you back to the bunker.
>Uzi huffs in frustration but obeys.
Rowdy, flash him.
>With a trill and a pulse of light, your dingo blips the hostile drone. He collapses harmlessly, bootlooping.
>Still, the fifth squad this annum… they must be trying to get to CFL, so it’s a good thing you already stripped the place of everything useful.
Hand me the pry.
>Uzi passes the tool to you, silently watching as you begin to pull the drone’s chest compartment open and fish around inside of it. Your hand seizes on its target.
Jar.
>You take the container from your daughter, pop the lid, and wrench out the core. It looks around wildly as you stick into the container with a couple of heating elements.
>“Ew, it’s still alive?”
These guys are pretty hardy. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless now. Poor bastard.
>“Why don’t you just kill it?”
For starters, because it’s not a threat. Second, and perhaps more important, if we do they’ll just send more.
>You quickly ID the discarded drone carcasses. It looks like they’re from Novgorod Outpost, that one that Mitchell and Yeva established. You’ll radio them later and see if they want to coordinate a recovery effort. It doesn’t seem like there are any other disassemblers around for the time being, but you’ll need to patrol here more often.
Come on, Uzi, let’s go home.
>Clicking your tongue, you reclaim the attention of your ADS; it takes the remnants of its snack in its maw and happily prances along behind you two as you head back.
(4/4)
Done, see you on Thanksgiving fellas
No.104814
Anonymous
>>104812
>Stolen Generations 2: Steal Harder
No.104815
Anonymous
Replies:>>104817
>>104804
She's just really really tan

Future Australia weather, y'know
No.104816
Anonymous
Replies:>>104819
Image:173275807821.jpg(327kB, 824x1080)1726757437124.jpg
Why does Uzi squat and kneel on top of her desk, anyway? Is it some womanlet angst thing?
No.104817
Anonymous
>>104815
Also, it's a thousand years into the future. Genetics worldwide then works the way genetics works in Brazil now: any combination of traits can emerge in the child of any two parents, regardless of apparent ancestry. Louisa was a blasian with naturally golden blonde hair.
No.104818
Anonymous
>>104787
i’m not *into that* into that, but the idea is cute
>be N owner
>cuddling with your N
>massaging his tummy, in a circular motion
>he accidentally lets out a little burp
>covers his mouth in embarrassment and says “sorry”
No.104819
Anonymous
Image:173275835390.gif(1.83MB, 292x252)GIF_20240321_012844_623.gif
>>104816
>Lizzy in the background just watching Uzi act like a gremlin
No.104820
Anonymous
>>104806
well dang
No.104821
Anonymous
Image:173275843244.jpg(208kB, 1536x2048)yxxayw.jpg
No.104822
Anonymous
>>104819
>Doll is also watching Uzi be a weird goblin
>Braiden continues to either not register or not care that his head's still on fire
No.104823
Anonymous
Image:173275864678.png(8kB, 500x500)173138775511.png
>>104781
>It's thanksgiving in the JxN household
>A smelly hot topic looking drone girl with purple hair lays on the table, tied up and gagged, the main course. She's alive, but not for long.
>"Mom, Dad, I'm home from college!" JC says
>J screams, drops everything, and runs to greet her son. N joins in, he is watching the Thanksgiving Droneball game, a can of malted ethanol in hand
>"H-heya sport," N says meekly. "AaaH! How's my little Chief Executive Officer doing?!" J says. She shakes his hand, all corporate like
>"Mmm, I can...uhh...smell the dinner from out there, heh," JC says. The drone girl on the table screams into cloth gagging her, offended.
>"I'm so excited to see what you've learned from college. I had my doubts at first, naturally, of you going to school with worker drones, instead of eating them, but you seem happy and healthy!"
>"You look healthy too, Mom. You too, Dad."
>"Heh, I've gotten alot fatter since we settled down, your mom too!" J shoves N.
>"Anyways, I hope you've been learning about capitalism. All the ancient human texts, such as The Prince, and Art of the Deal!" J says, longingly.
>Her little boy is now a man, a future ruthless entrepreneur!
>"I remember when you were just a kid, when we took you to the top of the towers, and you told us, 'This entire world is going to be mine!', you were so cute!"
>"Capitalism is in good hands, don't you agree, honey?" N said. He pat JC on the back.
>JC looked at his parents, wrenching out a fake smile.
>"Actually, Ma...I think I've changed my mind on this whole rule the world stuff...nobody deserves to have that much power."
>"W-What?
>"What are you saying JC? Don't tell me you're one of those...LIBERTARIANS now!?"
>"I met a few people at college, this one bald guy, his name was Bart or Bert or something, he showed me this cool book by this old human, it talked about power and equality...and I realized that maybe this totalitarian dystopian stuff might not be, you know, ethical?"
>J began to tear up, while N got offended.
>"We don't tolerate those kinds of politics in this household, young man. In this house, it is ALWAYS 1984. How dare you make your mother cry?!"
>"Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones can work together! Please, Dad!"
>"This is the real world, kiddo! Not fantasy! They're prey to you and me, you know this!"
>"Whoever started this wants us to fight!"
>"Hah, what kind of cheesy lines are those? Your dialogue is boring and uninspiring, this isn't what we sent you to college for!"
>"Alright, if we're not meant to be, then how come we all speak the same language, have the same bodies, and are sexually compatible, huh? If you were a worker drone, how you you feel being a helpless victim to a demonic being, without any Hope? Does that sound right to you?!"
>"Alright," N began. "If you think we're all the same, what would you say if I went over to that worker over there and started code sharing, huh, son?!"
>"Hand holding and passionate lovemaking and after care and hours more of cuddling in bed, me and that stinky purple gremlin! Does that seem NATURAL to you?"
>"D-dad..."
>"It's disgusting, right? Unnatural. Instead of you, we'd have an abomination, or an outcast, or something...but instead, we have you. Our perfect son, because we followed the natural order. I'm sorry, kiddo, but it's just how things are meant to be."
>"Dad...Mom..."
>"...I'm sorry for yelling at you, son. You just scared your mom, I had to get a little stern."
>"I-I..."
>"Get over here, kiddo. Group hug. And no more of this worker drone stuff, please."
>"...I'd like you to meet the girl I'm seeing."
>"Huh?" J said.
>"She's a bit older than me, but I like her alot."
>...
>"HEYA, CITY SLICKERS?!"
No.104824
Anonymous
>>104809
>>104810
>>104811
>>104813
very nice anon
it is very good
No.104825
Anonymous
Image:173275896445.png(448kB, 1060x5584)Spoiler image
funny robot pixelart sex
No.104826
Anonymous
Sorry guys we have to put N down.
No.104827
Anonymous
Replies:>>104830
>>104825
Springroll? Is that you?
No.104828
Anonymous
>>104823
nice AF
No.104829
Anonymous
No.104830
Anonymous
>>104827
not his artstyle
No.104831
Anonymous
>>104819
I want Lizzy to look bored and annoyed whenever I come home every day.
No.104832
Anonymous
Replies:>>104994
Image:173275960423.jpg(108kB, 800x716)GdToXXQaoAI7kN4.jpg
No.104834
Anonymous
Image:173275971911.png(1.20MB, 1205x897)173259542395.png
the possibilities for akita lewds is endless
No.104836
Anonymous
>>104825
Doll wouldn't have said anything if it had been her at the end instead of the Solver. She'd have just snuggled up next to Uzi.
No.104838
Anonymous
>>104834
Do not the Akita
No.104839
Anonymous
>>104838
Someone has to, for the good of humanity.
No.104840
Anonymous
>>104838
I will the Akita.
I will pet the Akita.
No.104841
Anonymous
Reminder that the moment a human touches Akita they begin to mutate and change and it will terrify and scar her for the rest of her life.
No.104842
Anonymous
>>104825
Which artfag is this cause this is too good.
No.104843
Anonymous
Replies:>>104848
>>104841
The only one with enough plot armor to "the Akita" is Anon, because he can just be written to be built different 💀
No.104844
Anonymous
No.104845
Anonymous
Replies:>>104847
>>104825
Why do I recognize this artsyle
No.104846
Anonymous
Image:173276051626.jpg(154kB, 602x605)1717740853714987.jpg
>>104841
>Anon mutates into a 'Thanatos ' Tyrant.
>And he still has both his arms
No.104847
Anonymous
Replies:>>104849
>>104845
Because you too spent years in /5N@F/
No.104848
Anonymous
Replies:>>104850
>>104841
>>104843
>Anon touches Akita.
>Nothing happens.
>"Heh, guess I'm built diff-"
>He stops as something in his pants squirms.
>A rending pain.
>He looks down, opening his pants to see a foot long green dong.
>Anon drops to his knees, crying.
>Six whole inches, lost.
No.104849
Anonymous
>>104847
No, the only time I spent was in their booru
No.104850
Anonymous
Replies:>>104852
>>104848
quick, quick, write it back on, WRITE IT BACK ON!
No.104851
Anonymous
Image:173276092659.png(862kB, 978x777)5275914aaf8388feed2b285feb92c99e.png
Akitaaaaa
No.104852
Anonymous
Replies:>>104853
>>104850
>Through the power of merciful reality-bending, anon's cock returns to normal.
>Unfortunately, he also gets arrested for drug trafficking.
>The police got an anonymous tip from an individual under the alias 'Marcus Gaiman'.
>They have yet to ascertain their true identity.
No.104853
Anonymous
Image:173276148050.png(125kB, 794x690)2d28754f25b7f70b8f4ce8b58b2057b2.png
>>104852
>"Just doing my civic duty, guys. Also, shop local."
-quote from Marcus Gaiman, the unknown hero who helped bust Anon's drug ring
No.104854
Anonymous
Image:173276167975.jpg(216kB, 1024x1183)GdasPwGbUAAg2Jh.jpeg
No.104855
Anonymous
>>104834
Aw fuck
No.104856
Anonymous
>>104854
A beautiful dress. -Cyn
No.104857
Anonymous
I need to do more Harper writing
No.104858
Anonymous
Image:173276177656.png(1.82MB, 4971x4780)SPOILER_nunretta.png
Beretta's birthday is on thanksgiving! What are you getting her?
No.104859
Anonymous
Replies:>>104874
>>104857
you've written enough
No.104860
Anonymous
>>104858
The Star Wars Holiday Special
No.104861
Anonymous
>>104858
Uh...a Turkey that isn't ruined?
No.104862
Anonymous
>>104857
>A worker drone, one of the messengers often used, bolted into Harper's quarters.
>"Haper, Harper. A couple humans just filed like, 15 reports to HR for sexual harassment... they're all named Anon for some reason."
>Harper groaned.
>"Harper Harper." A second messenger yelled. "Like, 5 more sentinels just appeared out of fucking nowhere. They have weapons unlike anything we've seen. And are weirdly sexy."
>Another groan.
>"Harper Harper." The first messenger yelled for some reason. "Several disassembly drones have volunteered to join in exchange for something called 'human dick'."
>Harper deeply considered blowing her core right there and then. Truly, war was hell.
No.104863
Anonymous
>>104854
Damn she looks really pretty
No.104864
Anonymous
No.104865
Anonymous
>>104737
For fucks sake I would kill for that gloweffect on the eyes
No.104866
Anonymous
Image:173276225840.jpg(7.52MB, 3072x3461)Spoiler image
Drawing is finished, only gotta clean the legs and colour Alice now
No.104867
Anonymous
Image:173276229613.jpg(1.11MB, 1080x1208)Screenshot_2024-11-28-03-51-07-096_com.miui.gallery-edit.jpg
>>104866
Funky edit
No.104868
Anonymous
Replies:>>104875
>>104865
depending on the program it's pretty simple
No.104869
Anonymous
Replies:>>104877
>>104866
ah, the classic "irrumatio or else" pose
No.104870
Anonymous
Replies:>>104877
>>104866
sehr based
No.104871
Anonymous
Replies:>>104875
>>104865
NTA but this is actually super easy to do:
>draw eyes on separate layer
>duplicate layer on top of original layer
>Gaussian blur the new layer
>set blurred layer to any kind of glow in your layer settings
>profit
No.104872
Anonymous
>>104838
DO do the akita
No.104873
Anonymous
Replies:>>104998
Image:173276267534.png(2.11MB, 2000x2000)din1eid-611f87fc-2f0c-42cd-a734-f551f8ea9207.png
Malware vs the absolute solver
No.104874
Anonymous
>>104859
It aint over til its over
No.104875
Anonymous
>>104868
>>104871
Alright thanks, any free program you would recomend? Or is it worth buying something?
No.104876
Anonymous
>>104737
Beau as a proper drone would be a sweetheart no matter the size but I can't decide if he'd be knee high to a grasshopper or built like a brick shithouse
No.104877
Anonymous
>>104869
With these teeth?
Still not sure wether the teeth sharpen the knife or vice versa
>>104870
Danke dir Y
No.104878
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
Uuu, that's pretty good Friend!
No.104879
Anonymous
Replies:>>104881
>>104876
>proper drone
>built like a brick shithouse
He'd be 4'4" and shaped like a friend, like every other worker drone who isn't 4'2" and shaped like a friend.
No.104880
Anonymous
>>104876
He's built like babby twink boy but has a battle mode Alice built in that transforms and bulks him up.
No.104881
Anonymous
>>104879
he's smol in the pic so
No.104882
Anonymous
>>104697
Agreed. The mote attached she is to him, the better
No.104883
Anonymous
>>104428
U-U being nice to Anon? Either Anon is dreaming from too much sedatives or U-U is scared that their main source of money will disappear. Or a certain swine threatened them to be nice.
No.104884
Anonymous
Replies:>>104889
Image:173276348291.jpg(27kB, 224x227)1732581011724088.jpg
>"Yo Beretta?"

>"Yeah?"

>"Do you ever think about how when like you want to how do want why so?"
>hfw
No.104885
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
I'm so glad you're still around drawing Alice
No.104886
Anonymous
Image:173276365259.png(838kB, 1280x720)dim0d7q-82b7824c-4af7-46e5-9c58-a0fda4acdf76.png
No.104887
Anonymous
Replies:>>104956
Image:173276368607.png(673kB, 2000x2800)diiyrmj-798574c9-84ae-4f03-b327-29bfd62ece2e.png
No.104888
Anonymous
>>104862
PFFFTTT
No.104889
Anonymous
>>104884
>Anon was having a stroke
>Beretta had to carry him to the hospital
No.104890
Anonymous
>jumping N with armed men
>tying N up
>stealing N's valuables
>telling N you're sorry
>shooting N in the head
>burying N in a shallow grave outside some podunk town called Goodsprings
No.104891
Anonymous
>>104890
>N after healing below ground.
>"Haha, that was fun!"
No.104892
Anonymous
>>104890
>shooting N in the head
>burying N
he’s not dead anon
No.104893
Anonymous
Image:173276392685.png(856kB, 960x541)dil7ewy-dde64a92-0ec1-43db-94a6-445d6bcc60f3.png
No.104894
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
awesome!!
No.104895
Anonymous
Replies:>>104983
>>104866
I like the goofy pose, Alice is so silly.
No.104896
Anonymous
>>104890
What in the goddamn...?
No.104897
Anonymous
Replies:>>104899