/md/ - Murder Drones

The big hulapalooza

>>104415
>Anon and U-U are having a nice day
>Walking outside, Anon accidentally trips in a gopher hole and breaks his leg
>He flails back into another hole (snake hole or something) and breaks his OTHER leg
>He falls forward and sticks his arm into a third hole and breaks his arm
>U-U run over and try to help him up, grabbing him by his good arm and tugging - accidentally breaking that too
>Cut to Anon with every limb in a cast, lying in bed, thoroughly defeated
This isn't how I planned today going.
>"We... uh, we filled up all the holes outside."
Thanks. Could you go ahead and kill me as a favor, too?
>"We'll put on some Seinfeld for you. U- and I will take care of things until you're healed."
>Both walk over and give Anon a smooch on the forehead before leaving
>Well, things could be worse

>>104426
Hopeful future, we need that.

would a drone based on soldier TF2 be SD-SOL or SD-IER? or maybe SD-JD?

>>104428
My reply. >>104429

>>104430
Make him have a Russian gf

>>104430
No idea

>>104430
SOL sounds like solver, IER doesn't sound so good, JD maybe is the best

>>104434
>I am SD-SOL, maggot!
SOL... ver?
>SOL gibs Anon for trying to play mindgames with his name

>>104435
KEK

>>104315
's why I like the idea of the Cynwalker, instead of melting into goo after Uzi eats the Solver singularity, being stabilized by having Tessa's soul re-enter her body and now Tessa's living among the little robots as a profoundly desecrated walking corpse.

>be normal Enn owner
>don't really abuse your Enn except the occasional sorry stick when it shat on the floor
>he's since learned to be good, and things are awesome
>Domino really likes toys
>you don't mind, though; he's been a great Enn for the past few months
>you take him to Toys R Us for his birthday
>Enn birthdays are celebrated monthly, because they have a tendency to self-immolate
>It's his birthday again
>Take Domino to the store
>He excitedly runs up and down the aisles, looking for a toy he wants
>somewhere in the girls' section, he stops
>his eyes grow wide, and you're afraid he's going to piss himself
>He's got his eyes fixated on a new delivery to the store: A show accurate pony plushie
>"Wanna pony, daddeh," he squeals in delight
>Look down at the pricetag
>$59.95
>holyshit.jpg
>this has clearly been made to fleece bronies
>it'd be cheaper to buy 20 Enns
>but hell, this is your Enn
>there are many like him, but this one is yours
>and he's earned it
>he picks out Rainbow Dash
>On the way home, he can't wait to get her out of the box
>"Fiwst, Domno an' Raybo pway baww, an then pway bwocks, then pway..."
>he's pretty adorable, babbling to the toy like it's another living thing
>you don't know; he might actually think it's alive
>get home, take Dashie out the box, set Domino loose on her
>He drags her everywhere, and he seems to be having the absolute time of his life playing with her
>He even brings her to dinner: beef ravioli
>For some reason, Domino always like ravioli more than spaghetti
>Whatever; he's unique. That's why you like him so much
>"So, Dom, how do you like Rainbow Dash?" you ask him, as you munch on the Cacciatore you made yourself
>He takes a moment to chew (you made sure he had passable table manners before letting him eat with you) and responds: "Raybo my new besses fwend!"
>You're a little hurt, but he's an Enn with a new toy; go figure
>clean up after dinner
>Domino plays with the plush until it's time to go to bed
>Don't even have to turn the light's out; he tuckered himself out, and is sleeping peacefully in the saferoom
>so innocent
>you go to bed, but are awoken a few hours later by some noise
>It's probably Domino, playing with his new toy
>kids and Enns are excitable like that
>go to the saferoom to check on him
>hear "enf, enf, enf, enf" coming from inside
>oh god, he's not—
>you stick your head in
>he is
>he just wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>104440
Sounds boring

>>104440
*her (fused with Cyn's) body

>>104429
True and facts

>Becca loved being a nurse.
>While it is true that is supposed to feel that way because she was programmed to do so and was nothing more than just the hospital’s mascot.
>But she grew beyond her programming long ago. And all it just did was make Becca develop a more genuine feeling towards her duty and her appreciation for humanity even with their flaws.
>For it was by imprinting on her own patients, that Becca was able to adapt around her personality blocker and become self aware.
>Like her favorite human proverb goes; “Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery”
>Becca 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 being a nurse.
>But sometimes when it came to her patients, her love for them eats away at her.
>It had been roughly two months since the sickness he contracted had spread amongst the rest of his co-workers and was admitted under her care.
>in those two months, the sickness ravaged their body, turning their bodies from the inside out as their flesh was overtaken by a strange organic metal that was expanding like a cancer and making them lose their minds
>Out of all her 8 original patients, Who either succumbed to the sickness and died or became insane. Two remained.
>ETRS RE-099.
>And ETRS AE-051.
>Anthony Elias.
>Patient Zero…
>As Becca looked at 051 through the glass of his confinement cell. Despite the privacy protection program that obscured him into nothing more than a black, shadowy figure. She can tell how he felt.
>Afterall, she imprinted on him. Like all of her patients.
>She could feel his sorrow, his pain, his grief. Even if he wasn’t aware of everything that was happening, Becca could tell that something was going on inside of his head and if the medical files on him were accurate, she could already guess what it was.
>He was so different after being sedated and restrained to a straitjacket. When he was awake he had been acting in delirium, attacking anyone that would have tried to get close to him.
>But now looking at him, he looks so weak now.
>So vulnerable.
>Just…Like her.

1/2

>>104435
>psychological warfare is a coward's weapon, maggot!
>if you're not a yellow bellied weasel you'll come and scramble my brains with a blunt object like God intended–
>but I don't think you have the guts!

HAPPY 100!

This is the first thread I ever participated in:
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138156437/#138176291

what was the first thread (you) ever participated in anon?

>>104449
Idk, it been so long

>>104115
> 200% MAD

>>104453
J when no tummy rubs from a human

>>104449
September 23, 2023 was the day my brain chemistry was irreversibly altered

>>104449
I don't remember...I'm old asf

>>104454
J when Anon actually agrees with her suggestion to skip their date for more overtime (she was hoping he'd fight it and she could be tsundere)

Now here's someone I bet that doesn't exit
>An Anon That Has Been Here Since The Very First /co/ Thread

>>104459
We consumed them for fuel; their sacrifice will not be forgotten

Doll nursing me back to health after i get sick

>>104194
Holy shit
SD!Jiraffe

>>104461
>Doll pours out some more medicine
>"выпей это"
>You bring the glass to your lips and take a sip before recoiling
Eugh, Doll! I've told you, vodka isn't medicinal! Anyway, I've already had too much anyw-
>"ВЫПЕЙ ЭТО."
>Her eye flickers with an intense light, and you almost think you can see the Solver sign appear
>Hesitantly, you drink the entire 'dose' and lean back in your bed to rest
>"Хороший мальчик. Я люблю тебя."
Love you too, Doll.

do they just exclusively hire freaks over at JCJ? how else do you explain every drone having some fucked up kink or being programmed to unconsciously do something fucked up or just being built from the ground up as fetish bait?
because I swear to fuck I just wanted a cute drone that could also keep my drinks cold. I couldn't spring for the full-size model but the mini-fridge drone was in my budget and she looked cute, especially her long squishy tail, since I thought it'd be good for cuddling. I didn't even mind that she was smaller than the pictures on the website suggested– that just made her cuter.
but noOoOO, I couldn't just have a cute little drone with a cute tail, they had to specifically design her so she put the drinks up her rear port to cool them, and makes it very clear with all her grunts and whimpers that she struggles to fit anything in there. and she's also compelled to chill anything she can, because of fucking course she is– but how am I supposed to drink any of that shit when I've seen it get packed inside her so tight I can see its outline bulging out of her entire goddamn torso and can almost read the label through her tail?
guys I seriously don't know what to do, I just
I mean what the actual fuck.

SD-D, SD-SOL, SD-SPY, and all the other drones that bear striking similarities to the TF2 mercs were created by Mann Co (under the control of Gray Mann) to compete with the Mercs hired by his brother Blutarch and Redmond in their fights for control

>>104466
Bro why the fuck does your Drone have a "Long Squishy Tail"

>>104466
Blame rt3, they're the quality control and quality assurance team behind most of these designs

>>104422
I think this would've looked nicer since it's in full color and it gives some love the show through combining of the OCs. Perhaps it may be good for the 101st thread since y'know, 101, back to basics?

>>104463
She's so sweet and caring...

>>104469
I don't know, it's unique to the refrigeration ones I guess? maybe JCJ wanted to try something new, no idea. I just thought it was cute but not anymore

ANON getting DOUBLE TEAMED by the DISASSEMBLER DONG and the SENTINEL SHAFT in an unprecedented case of INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOUR

>>104474
guess they couldn't take NNN anymore

>>104474
Anon, become his inner woman

>>104477
Artist?
Really liking the idea of cheerleader Uzi btw.

>>104478
Uzi being more of a brat than she already is.

>>104449
It was over two years ago, and I really don't remember which one.

>>104480
She doesn't know she's just the ugly friend whose job is to make the others look hotter.

>>104477
Is this the same artist who made the loli J?

>>104466
>and makes it very clear with all her grunts and whimpers that she struggles to fit anything in there.
Have you tried stretching her rear port so it's more comfortable?

>>104484
>Believed E was real
EL STUPIDO

>>104485
oh god. I mean I wanna make her as comfortable as possible, but is that the only way?

>>104449
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138076573/#138087137

At the time I didn't know there were /co/ threads since I didn't browse it at all and then one day I watched MD and decided to hop on /co/. Lo and behold I saw a thread and asked what wireplay is.

>>104478
Just realized that's Rebecca, not a cheerleader Uzi. Man am I dumb.
>>104488
I remember seeing a theory that, based on what we see of Rebecca's interactions with Uzi, that she was Uzi's main bully at school.

>>104491
Tbf, rebecca did try to steal her boyfriend

>"My friend wants to know if you killed her family... and are single."
I gotta wonder who Rebecca's friend was.

>>104494
Rachel

>>104486
I hope droneanon comes for you

>>104495
I'd figure it was Rebecca, since questions framed like that are generally usually always being asked for the person asking them and not some 'froend'

>>104490
ancientfag….

>>104497
Hmm that is a very hot take

>>104479
the two drones were REPRIMANDED and had their FRONTAL ANATOMY ADAPTERS REMOVED and were put on DRONDAHOLE DUTY for a WEEK as PUNISHMENT
ANON did NOT get time off

>>104497
>Rebecca suspects N murdered and probably also ate her parents and still wants him as a third for her and Darren's immoral makeout sessions

>>104501
Absolutely reasonable

>>104487
Forced insertions without stretching can cause damage, so you really should do it. Your hand will be enough, just use plenty of lube and start small and slow. Add fingers as you go until you can comfortably fit your entire hand in there.
>"What the fuck? Do I really need to?"
It's either this, or a month down the line, you have to take her to a drone technician and explain that her rear port's damaged from extensive and improper usage. At least this way only the two of you need to know about your shame.

>>104504
dammit. okay, I guess it's the least terrible option. wish me luck

>>104505
Nta, but I've heard that there are cylinders that can help with that process too

>>104507
I fear for him. You just know a Gameshow is going to be involved

>>104507
>"We're going to be discussing postmodern feminist poetry, right Q?"
>"Q, why aren't you saying 'right' back?"
>"Q?"

What if E.....never existed?

>>104512
W-Anon, leave her alone!
>>104513
Then we'd have less fun overall round about the time of episode 5/6.

>>104513
>"Finally...all the bananas in the world! And no one can stop me from eating them!", exclaimed Anon with joy
He would later die of intense radiation poisoning

>>104516
>Teddy ruxpin reference
Holy shit, you must be ancient anon

>>104516
I don't do anything, I just stand perplexed

>>104502
🥶Cold af, spit your shi plu'!💯

USE CODE AMONG US

>>104521
That's Elf.

>>104522
Wut

>>104522
>"Well, would you look at that! It's an Ad Drone, they don't make these guys anymore nowadays, especially after the, "Great Hack Of 3016". Boy, that one was sure a mess."

>>104525 (me)
I'm sorry. Yes I saw a random funpost and decided to make lore. Bite me

To all femanons ITT, be honest - have you ever tried to do something related to murder drones in sims 4 (and don't lie to me, I can tell when you do it)

>>104527
>NOT A FEMANON
But, I did try once on a modded savefile. It didn't last long because N was immediately killed in a drive-by by Garfield

>>104528
Season 3 of Meme House sounding wild

>>104459
Technically I've been here before the first thread. The first MD discussions afaik were held in a thread about CGI women on /co/ sometime between the pilot and episode 2. I remember checking it out because it had a chick with purple hair, glasses and cute titties in the OP.

>>104530
>Uzi eats hunched over in a dark corner
Lore accurate

>>104531(me)
Or maybe that was way back when Sunset Paradise was to air.

>>104528
Holy shit, I didn't think Garf had it in him

>>104530
Nice Uzi
>4 sucks ass
Finally someone else who sees the truth

>>104534
>he gets stepped on by a DD-J, who scowls as she scrapes his body from her peg leg
Hot. Especially if he died from it.

>>104534
>MG finds him later
>"So, your plan worked?"
>P painfully nods
>"I'm ready for you to unshrink me."
>"Unshrink? What, you thought that the shrink ray had a grow function and I hadn't been using it to stomp around on everything and everyone?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"... yeah?"

>>104534
Good death.

>>104537
Now P will have to face some "inconveniences" in life.

With this size, it will definitely be difficult for him to pay taxes.

>>104537
Forced to run on a hamster wheel until the end of time so MG can save money on electricity

How the FUCK DO I ROMANCE DOCTOR HOLLY? I WANT TO JAM MY COCK INTO THIS HAG! AUEGH AUEGY MY PENIS HURTS WHEN I TWIST IT!

>>104541
Cybernetics perk

>>104527
I'm not a femanon, but if there are mods to make characters look like drones then I might have to do something.
Unfortunately, I gave up on the drone mod for Sims For Guys.

>>104541
Dude it's so easy, you must be stupid
All you gotta do is... wait, I'm getting a phone call from K telling me not to let Holly have Anon romance
Sorry, you're on your own bud, gotta keep the gf happy y'know?

>>104541
You can't. She is actually one of the 9 companions that you can't romance in the game

>>104539
>three disassembly drones from the drone IRS show up
>they surround tiny P, their feminine forms towering over him as they look down on him like a piece of garbage
>one with a large bust scowls as she waves a clipboard in front of him, nearly blowing him over with the wind
>he claimed over a trillion dronebucks in income last year from 'pimpin' and the IRS wants its cut
>tiny-P tries to explain that he didn't make any money from pimpin, and that he only claimed it because he was embarrassed to admit he was a failure and had no hoes
>the three drones listen to his pathetic story, their hands resting on oversized hips as their expressions darken with his every word
>they quite literally shake tiny P down for his money, two pennies and a nickel falling from his person as they use him like a hacky sack
>the ground shakes as the three collect their due and stomp off
>tiny-P lies facedown on the floor, utterly confused
>if he knew his taxes were going to hotties at the drone IRS, he would've been paying everything he owed
>but if he payed everything, the hotties would never visit him
>drone society was so confusing

Is it weird if you're a ghost and you're thirsty for the son of a guy you were thirsty for when you were alive? Asking for a friend.

>>104547
I don't see anything weird with it...unless they're a Pillbaby, then yeah I have a problem

>>104546
>SD-P(equeno) is now broke
>MG has been hauled off to prison by the trio of 'babes' for committing enough tax fraud to make Yoshi blush
>P has to waddle through the snow drifts to Outpost-3 and beg N and Uzi to have mercy and let him crash there until the shrink ray wears off
>He goes spelunking in the couch for spare change and ends up having a Bowser's Inside Story-esque adventure
>Has to fight off roaches, Oogis, strange accumulations of bacteria, and dust bunnies using a paperclip as he continues his quest
>Finally finished his journey through the couch cushion right as the shrink wears off
>Expands rapidly to normal size while Beretta is sitting on the couch watching anime
>Uzi and N come back just in time to see Beretta on top of P, who looks mortified
>He gets kicked out of the Outpost and makes his way back to tell MG (and G, who's now earning minimum wage at the MGeneral store) what happened
>Both of the other drones call bullshit and tell him to get back to work

>>104548
Oh Robo-God no, not that. He's about the age my friend was at when she died.

>>104550
Oh. Then go for it.

I like pillbabies. They are cute.

>>104550
>Mac doesn't know why, but he gets the feeling someone is always watching him
>He asked Beretta and Negev if that was normal
>They said it was... so maybe it's okay?

>>104552
how many pillbabies do you think NVJ ate? because realistically speaking they all definitely ate at least a few.

Man i'm glad there are no disgusting Oogi greens in this thread

>>104555
Anyone who posts shit like this deserves a fucking hammer to the balls

>>104556
No, I got a better idea. We need a Femanon to draw him losing his cock

>>104546
>IRS drones show up at outposts for audits and random inspections
>(basically the workers are expected to pay a tithe in the tastiest looking drones or whatever the IRS want, really.)
>they all act very formal and professional and even have specially printed forms for everything
>they strut confidently around the base, doing very official things
>you'll probably be fine if you've paid your "taxes"
>just don't be around when they take their lunch break

>>104554
A lot fewer than the human babies they ate.

>>104558
>They love forms more than anything
>Even after workers fork over their 'taxes,' the IRS drones still force them to do something even more horrible
>Complete forms 8212b, 4009, I-099(1)(b), and L-33T
>The workers fear death, but they fear four thousand pages of the most mind-numbingly boring paperwork imaginable even more

>Shitty OC Ideas: Government Drones! These Drones work(ed) exclusively for the United States Government, no they're not armor plated, no they're not killing machines, but they are masters at disposing of evidence and anything incriminating on their masters, they're also really good at paperwork!

hear me out - drones with beards made of that magnetic dust stuff

>>104560
>some worker drones who've been stuck doing forms one too many times intentionally fill out paperwork incorrectly hoping for the sweet release of death
>instead they're taken back to IRS HQ for reeducation
>few of them ever return

>>104564
wouldn't they constantly be on the fritz?

>>104566
hardship builds character

>>104565
>The IRS HQ doesn't have printers
>The drones who fail reeducation have to manually hand copy the tax forms that are then distributed
>A fate worse than death

>>104563
Eh, sure why not? You want that crappy idea I made for a Shitpost, you take it

>>104561
Interestingly enough, a prototype version of what would eventually be taken and adapted as DD nanite acid was available on some of the highest-class Government Drones. It was designed to dispose of the hardest-to-clean evidence without a trace.

>>104568
>the lucky ones get turned into water coolers and kitchen appliances
>the luckiest ones get turned into office chairs
I know female DDs have peg legs, but I think these three should definitely have black high heels

>>104449
My first participation in these threads was a greentext
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/67649594/#67658159

>>104518
>the (original?) femanon … in June 2022
dunno if you meant me but wasn’t me, i only came here in march 2023

>>104571
>J hates those three more than anything
>They're too corporate for even her
Would Belladonna, Ivy, and Nightshade work for names? Poisonous plants and rash decisions

>>104575
I like it

>>104578
Hugs

We made it to the hundredth thread so quickly. It's astonishing honestly. Do you think we'll make it to 200 next year?

>>104579
Answer me! Where is Christmas E!

>>104580
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if we hit 300 before end of next year

>>104574
Definitely clears that up for me. I wonder if this original femanon (or gay dude) is still around

>>104581
Spending her company-mandated Christmas break with Anon, duh? He's her husband, of course she's with him.
Same goes for R, she's home with Anonn. S and Annon have yet to patch things up completely since that 'joke' but I'm sure he'll find a way since they both love each other (they're just so damn stupid)

What do (you) think the origin of the AbsoluteSolver is? Is it an AI who learnt how to edit the universe's code? Is it alien technology gone wrong like in Dead Space? Is it a lovecraftian/eldritch entity?

>>104585
The result of an unholy alliance between Girls Who Code and r/witches
There's a bit too much overlap in that venn diagram, I think

>>104585
>Is it an AI who learnt how to edit the universe's code?
No.
>Is it alien technology gone wrong like in Dead Space?
No.
>Is it a lovecraftian/eldritch entity?
Yes. And if you insinuate otherwise I'll break your fucking balls

>Your favorite OC has been sentenced to death
What execution method will be used upon them?

>>104585
Eldritch equivalent of the sentient flu

>>104588
Plushification

forget that, what's your favorite OC's most depraved fantasy?

>>104588
Avre
>just chuck her in a locker or simmaler sized capsule, then throw it into the sea
>she'd be long dead before she becomes 'uncomfortable'.

>>104588
Death by a thousand nanite-laced cuts.

>>104585
Entity designed to solve entropy by assimilating all realities into itself. Eternity makes you a little quirky.

>>104585
Vashtorr’s most powerful creation and most beloved daughter

>>104590
That's a fate worse than death.

>>104588
>Lucy
>A group of plucky teens outwits and drowns her in a lake.
It's how she would have wanted to go.

Elf
>Lock her in a room with AVRE

>>104588
>B
>Withdrawal so strong that it kills her
Awful way to go.

>>104588
Death by Condensed Milk. No not cum or titty milk you filthy fucking coomer, but actual cans of Condensed Milk

>>104575
>a very satisfied Belladonna, Ivy, and Nightshade walking away leaking from an exhausted N after extracting his nut tax
>Uzi has been shoved in a locker

>>104577
How did green about the macro fetish lead to seemingly three new corporate OC's?

Just the magic of /md/ threads.

>>104478
Kiwixen

>>104588
Shooting. Harper is a soldier, and she will die standing up, looking into the eyes of the firing squad.

>>104601
>The one tax they don't have a form for
>This is strictly off the books

FUCK YOU!
>Eats (You)r Contentfags

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>104606
Wait, hold on I forgot the fortune. Alright. There we go!

>>104606
Cyn please

>Bunch of Workers are fleeing from DDs
>The Workers are very young, elementary age at best
>A Sentinel (The raptor kind) shows up
>It seems to want to protect them
Gamera Rebirth OST: Gamera's Theme (Anger)

>tfw an IRS drone will never take a liking to you and sit you down on their lap and force you to paperwork while idly stroking your hair

>>104606
I will attack you before you can eat me, what's your defense? I use eldritch blast roll 1d20+6:15+

6

= total 21

>>104585
Lovecraftian/eldritch entity technology gone wrong.

>>104612
>She's very proud of you correctly filling out a 1099 all by yourself
>If you complete the IW-4 and ROS-77 forms before the end of the workday, she'll give you a back massage

>>104613
Nerd

>>104615
>she'd call you her "favorite little accountant"
>makes doing taxes fun
>follows you around all year to help tabulate deductions
Bro... need Belladonna

Anybody got stuff planned for thanksgiving?

>>104619
Stuffing a turkey (Pavo)

>>104619
Too focused on being sick to write a green. Hope the others are doing well, although understandable since it's time to be shared with family

>>104620
That sounds so gay, Jesus.

>>104621
>Anon tried eating the turkey before it was cooked
Unfortunate

>>104591
instead of my *favorite* OCs, here’s my OCs
>U+1F913
sex is below him. he will NEVER admit to feeling any love or attraction whatsoever, except familial love for his dad. meanwhile, he probably has the most degenerate fantasies of all.
>Shepherd
normal shit probably. the most deranged thing he’d imagine is like, getting his skull crushed by a V unit’s fat ass.
>N-11X110110
cuddling, kissing, and if he’s feeling daring… SEX 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
but deep down, more fantasies he’d never speak of to anyone but his wife. body worship, giving or receiving. also a masochist.
>N’s wife
100% sadist, but then feels bad and cries afterwards. wants to be on top, or if on bottom, wants to be treated with care and respect. made N reenact ankha zone with her.
>Izzdrone
organ harvesting, medical care, whatever nurse/doctor/surgeon related stuff you can imagine. obsessed with human boy chest and tummy, has her sights set on human N.

>>104617
>come home one day only to see her sitting on your bed surrounded by rose petals
>“it’s time for your “tax rebate” Anon~”

>>104626
>U+ has the most degen fantasies of all
So basically having enough money to buy every version of every skylander ever?
Because, if so, he's beyond deranged and needs serious help
>crushed by a V unit’s fat ass.
Holy shit, he's just like me

>>104628
Both, both is good

>>104628
probably Alice. J's hotter, but Alice is more skilled and upfront about her feelings

>>104627
>Anon diligently files his tax returns every night
>Belladonna is very pleased

>>104591
Surprisingly, I literally don't get a single thought about what Harper sexually fantasizes about.

>>104632
>the happiness in her face when you show her your freshly finished paperwork
>the snuggles for being such a good taxpayer

>>104626
>sex is below him. he will NEVER admit to feeling any love or attraction whatsoever, except familial love for his dad. meanwhile, he probably has the most degenerate fantasies of all.
Based, he's our moron.

>Izzdrone's thoughts
I need this green.

>>104629
yes, exactly that. :lancerchad:

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Uses (You)r N as a Substitute Turkey Because I Burnt The Other One

>>104628
I'd prefer Alice but J has a lot of appeal too. both are different types but totally wifeable and both very attractive, shame about episode 8 tho it really damaged J's image

>>104635
Wow, anon, you are so well advanced in drawing volume. Very cool!

>>104591
P
>Has never had sex, so he imagines that it'd be hot to have... like, really sexy sex. With J or one of those IRS hoes or something. When he thinks about it he quickly gets embarrassed though.
R
>Rear port. That's it, she's pretty tame outside of her fixation there.
E
>Also relatively tame. Vanilla. Handh*lding. Kissing during coitus.
S
>Doing lines of premium Colombian cocaine with her boyfriend before screwing like mad. Maybe him snorting the coke off of her too.
MG
>A babe (or guy?!) in an outfit made out of money. Peeling off bill after bill to slowly reveal the form underneath and then bailing before the actual sex.
Q
>Subjecting Bet to a quiz in which he's forced to answer his favorite things about her.
Bet
>Q reading him his own poetry (without gagging at the ridiculous prose).
U-U
>Anon being dominant and spanking them.
Beretta
>Tentacles. Home-made.

>>104634
She doesn't

>>104591
Negev, post-her learning about what she's become under her skin after going through eldritch meat puberty and realizing her mom was always exactly what she acted like, really wants someone to hold hands with her in her horrible Bloodborne-ass wolfmonster form.

>>104644
U-U being spanked for brat correction I can only get so erect

>>104591
Dr. Ones wants to melt the ice caps and turn the oceans into pee

>>104591
Avre
>Minus the Locker episodes, shes already living the dream, snug as a bug in a rug.
Elf
>Getting free from PA/Tomatos torment

>>104649
Who is Tomatos?

For the 100th I have been considering some special edition prompt wheel or something of the like, any ideas on what I would add in that case?

>>104650
tomoetomoe, someone that draws elf a fair bit (and might also be the writer for her main story but could be entire wrong)

PA is just Phoenixanon, no intoduction needed

>>104638
i actually started an izzdrone x human N greentext one time but never finished it

>>104616
That hurt more than it should, can't believed I was called a nerd in a place full of nerds
Killing myself now

>>104654
Okay 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

>>104652
Tomoe, you rat!
It wasn't enough to decapitate her and blow her up! Now he's gone and stolen her from me as well!

>>104658
>N likes to look at the pictures, especially those of female DDs covered in oil
HA that little pervert

>>104658
>"Open wide, I'm going right in!"
she's going to make N eat her?

are disassembly drones the black people of murder drones?

>>104662
Murder drones is a slur for disassembly drones

>>104663
>Calling a pantsless DD an Internicion Cube
>She has a conniption and foams at the mouth
>Meanwhile, her shitty little blond cheerleader friend records the exchange and posts it on Doortok
>You get fired for racism
>Call your boss a Cliffside
>Get sent to the guillotine for racism

>>104664
What's your boss?

>>104665
A fucking Commie Cube