We are officially past the 100 Threads mark! Friends, we are going strong with our love for Murder Drones! That's nice to see. Let's keep our love for it high now, let's keep the good talk about everything we normally talk about like we do every Thread, like how much we love Drones. Hope you are having a nice one Friend. The marvelous Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel of shockingly beautiful OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The last Thread: >>104414
>>105388 Hate to break this to you Anon, but the devs only care about three holidays: Christmas, Halloween, and St. Patrick's Day (for some reason) That's why those are the only three with events and quests
>>105412 Wish he'd join us here, not sure why he doesn't like Plus. It's much better than /co/ seriously, 90% of the /co/ thread is just bait and more arguing, atleast here we can almost ignore it and move on without losing a thread
>>105420 he’s an old school md poster, back in the days of last year when threads only came along once every two weeks that or he just dislikes the plus format
Still thinking about giving AVRE a dumb, funky little experimental wep, something that dosent really solve her issue of a "lack of ranged armaments", but something to add on to her already decent strengths in the close range/melee department.
>>105424 Hey, I did a similar idea for my OC! I say similar loosely. My OC severely lacks on the range compartment, but it is because she is stronger and faster than a normal DD.
>>103023 >>103024 I apologize for breaking my promise about getting the next part out “tomorrow”, the next parts are turning out bigger and complex than I had anticipated, (things are going to get surreal), I’ve also decided to draw some visual accompaniment :)
Ive always like the idea of a melee focused DD/SD's because the hilarity of such a fight with someone roughly equal skill but has range would basically boil down for the pursuing drone running after them for 20 minutes yelling something along the lines of "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT."
>>105433 Yeah! But I also made her like that, since she had to be stronger than another DD in my green, so a normal fight wouldn't be feasible. She has a different body to make her stronger, so she stands out in appearance from other normal DDs.
Friend of mine: >It just hit me that the proper name for a Doll X Uzi ship would be Duzi, pronounced 'Doozy' and fuck, that kinda makes me want to ship them. I love stupid, pointless wordplay.
>>105400 need a drawfag to draw mg getting dragged into the crowd like a drowning man get swept out to sea, desperately screaming for help when none will ever come
>>105503 STOP WHY IS AKITA SO CUTE GGGRRRRR I AHTE YOU ANON STOP MAKING HER SO CUTE I WANN HUG HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>105503 Akita gives me vibes of a 17yo girl who is in love with you and clings onto you in a onesie as you both watch TV. And she wants to have sex with you but you told her to wait until she is 18.
>Be a park ranger. >Get report of a feral oogi herd in the northern area of the park. >God dammit not those little shits again. >Get in pickup to go investigate >Arrive at the spot they were last seen. >Grab shotgun. Ready for a routine extermination. >Instead of a herd of mewling balls of beanie as expected, you only find the corpse of a brown bear. >Whatthefuck.jpg >Upon closer inspection, The bear appears to be covered in small, flat-toothed bite marks over the ankles and face, even the occasional shallow puncture wound not looking like any sort of tooth. >You put the pieces together. >Death by a thousand oogies. >Shit. Of all the times to think up a CSI joke, you can’t right now. >You even had sunglasses with you. >Regardless, you follow the trail of oogi movements in your pickup. >Eventually, you find the oogi herd. About 50 in all. All doing the usual crap oogies do. Playing, hugging, mleming, you know the drill. >Soon enough, one spots you, but doesn’t hide or call for help as usual. >”Oi oog-boss! We’z got a yewmie munsta over ‘ewe!” >Funny. Of all the herds you’ve dealt with, you’ve never encountered an oogi who spoke like a football hooligan. But the dialect seems oddly familiar too. >This “boss” does indeed come out to see you. A green alpha oogi with pointed sticks sticking out of it's body in multiple places. They look like they were put there intentionally. >”Get outa’ ‘ewe ya git! Dis ‘ewe’s oogi wands now!” >Typical. The alpha never wants to back down. >”Listen here. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. The easy way is you getting out of this park unharmed.” >The alpha stomps it's stubs. “Iz’ da alpha oog, I sez you’z get outa’ ‘ewe befowe da boyz give you big ouchies!” >Oh God. they think they’re orks from that Warhammer game you played back in college. A far cry if you may say so yourself. >You grab the shotgun and load it up. “Are you asking for the hard way? Because that’s what it sounds like.” >With another stomp of the puny stubs, the boss screams “Stomp ‘im fwat, boyz!” >All but about ten of the herd begin to swarm you. >It’s a tiny, oogi WAAAGH! >They punch uselessly at you with their tiny stubs and wind up trampling on each other in the process. >As you ignore their pathetic assault, you notice the boss berating the ten who aren’t attacking. >”Why izn’t you kwumpin’ da humie?” >”Alpha teww da BOYZ to, not da giwlz.” >The boss smacks the talking oogi over the head with both stubs. “Dat meant you too ya gitz! Now get stowmpin’!” >After some mewling from the struck oogi, they too join the assault. >By now about 5 have fallen to friendly fire, but you feel a sharp pain in your shin. >The boss just came out of nowhere and stabbed you in the shin with a stick. >Only a tactical genius could... >CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! >Right about now, instincts from your college years of playing Inquisition forces kick in. >Grab the bossoogi. >Shove hand up oogi ass and grab on to something tight. Probably a rib. >Acquire Oogi Boxing Glove of Oogi Annihilation +3 >The herd’s already pathetic morale is further damaged by seeing their Alpha giving them ouchies. >”Why oogi giff ouchies?” >Stupid shits. >The remaining 15 or so try and break for it. >Not on your watch. >You release the boss and pump the runners full of buckshot. >Seeing it's WAAGH!/herd reduced to nothing and it's boyz lying dead around you, the boss curls up and sobs it's tiny heart out. >You pick it up by the beanie and look it dead in the eye. >”Why kiww my fwiends?” >Your voice is measured and stoic. >”Suffer not the unclean to live.” >Snap the oogi boss’ neck and toss it's corpse aside. >The Emperor protects.
>>105459 I JUST FUCKING REALIZED SHE'S WEARING STOCKINGS HOLY SHIT ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO
>>105529 This reminds me of an old porn comic where a guy crashes in the island of pygmy amazons. His dick is 8cm erect and the amazons celebrate because it is the right size for them.
>>105530 Wait... HOLY SHIT, SHE'S ACTUALLY WEARING STOCKINGS! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THE DRONE IS WEARING STOCKINGS! I REPEAT, THE DRONE IS WEARING BLACK STOCKINGS! ALL COOMERS ALERT! THE DRONE IS WEARING BLACK STOCKINGS!
>>105532 DC’s comics are a bit quirky, we got wonder woman’s weakness being bondage, years later, she was holding a jar of superman’s cum as a prized possession
>>105537 OFFICE LADY ELF WEARING STOCKINGS AND MAYBE A GARTER BELT AND PANTIES TOO RAGGHBGHGHGHGHHHGFHGH I NEED IT OFFICE LADY ELF SEXO SWEATY DRONE STOCKINGS RARHARJGHHJGHGHG
>>105537 >>105545 Sad(?) Fact(?)! >95% of the Anons who are attracted to office ladies probably do not have ann office job, and thus are incredibly unlikely to ever score one for themselves!!
Been doing some thinking and just realized Anon is just Johnny Sins for drones >He is bald >He fucks every drone he comes across >Is a sex icon to drones who know >Has a different job every time you see him
>>105566 I'm glad someone caught the gag, I figured at least she might've changed jobs and be the guy's coworker now at least And then they can be miserable, together
>>105573 Up to you chief although if they're not they've definitely come close a few times during afterwork hangouts at the apartment while getting progressively drunker and madder about their job
>>105573 even if it was possible to find someone who could ignore the probably permanent smell of chili cheese and severe mental scarring she's probably too disgusted by herself to try to be intimate with anyone
>Anon has a violent hatred for Jane >She keeps hanging around him >He pulls her hair, pinches her, calls her names, beats her, stabs her, and leaves out in the cold naked >She loves it and keeps coming back for more because her guilty conscience says she deserves it and more
>105524 I think the most pathetic thing about this Fluffy Oogi poster is that anyone who knows anything about Oogis can see so many inconsistencies with their own unique lore and attributes that makes these greens completely impossible because they assume Oogis are the size of tiny horses
>"No." >The drone continues to slam her hands against the table aggressively. >Surprisingly without damaging it. You still remember what happened to the patio chair. >"Graham cracker."
>"No, Sally. You are not getting another one." >She looks up at you with her innocently neutral optics. >And goes right back to slamming the surface of the table. >"Graham cracker, graham cracker yum." >She still sing-song's the rhyme in her monotone voice. >Greedy girl has been getting sneaky as of late. Asking for more than one on a Monday. Then five on Sunday. >It's a wonder she hasn't gunked up her internals. >Then again, you've seen your colleague's own disassembler scoff bananas and RAM cards down her throat without a hitch. >Must be a hammer-space thing. >"For the last time, no. Now quit it. "
>She's not giving up. "Graham cracker, graham cracker yum tum tum!" >Oh for Vicker's sake- >"Grwam's cracker, grwam's cracker fee fo fwum!"
>Aaaaaaand that'll be your daughter. Tina. >Joining in and aping her mother as both their tails swish excitedly in sync. >Alas, it's 2:1. A losing battle.
>You chuck both a graham cracker and observe as they nibble away on them like hamsters. >It's cute in your kid's case but your wife? Eh, she can't help programming. >Scoop your little devil up in your arms nets a happy giggle as her mother finally acts normally through the nibbling and crumbs stuck to her faceplate. >"Mama has mess on hew face!" >Or she does. Until wiping it off in one lick.
>To think, everyone at work said you couldn't make it last. >Jokes on them. >You and Sally were off-world when the singularity hit.
>>105589 >"I knew you were the one the moment I saw you fall in the parking lot spraying chili cheese slurry all over my sedan and starting to sob uncontrollably"
>>105587 Anon did you just "um acksually" me about Fluffies? go now, go and think about the events in your life and think about what lead you here, in shame
>>105585 >Anon and S married Oh yeah >With kid OH YEAH >The world has been annihilated and we're on track for something bad probably Hmmmm, I don't think I like that bit quite so much chief, but the rest was pleasant
>>105594 More believable story than meeting in a corpse ridden junkyard and trying to kill each other before going on a poorly paced series of adventures
>>105597 Don't worry. Anon had no attachments to that planet or his coworkers and this is all after the GREAT REBUILDENING that took place post-defeat of the AS. Nothing bad ever happens to the Mous family!
>>105585 >"And that's what your life would be like if you weren't a virgin loser funposting about having relations with robots all day! >You look at the swami with an expression of thinly-veiled disdain >"I see." >And then he has the *nerve* to hold out his hand in expectation. >"That'll be $34 premium please-"
>"EAT YOUR OWN SHIT YOU CRUEL BASTARD!" >You get arrested for aggravated and brutal assault after beating the man half to death, but in doing so you revealed a burmese midget trafficking ring. Thankfully the fuzz and a bribed DA cut you a deal for a lighter sentence. Community service. Yay.
>>105619 Hey, as long as he's happy, I'm happy. Even I cannot succeed, the success of others (fictional characters included) warms my cold heart >no attachment to his coworkers It is a little mean of him not to feel anything for his cousins E-Anon and R-Anon though. He might need to work on the sympathy thing a bit
>>105636 >Finding out that the boob mods where designed to snap on in such a way that they actually cannot be removed >Filling them with water instead >They get filled with milk after you start dating though - the chili and cheese flavor is barely noticeable at that point
>>105639 she might've had a leg to stand on if she put her foot down sooner, instead she ended up on the back foot because she was too much of a tenderfoot to stand up to the murder drones
>>105584 >ignoring the attributes For example, the established propensity for vandalism and turf wars Those oogi things have practically overrun Neo-Detroit, one of the little fucks even tried tagging me as part of their territory
>>105643 Dude, I get that you think she was dumb but there's no need to be such a heel. She was toeing the line, fine, but at least she put her sole into what she did
>>105644 >anon gets tagged as part of the Oogi hive: The Oogs (somehow both gangs are named the Oogs) >Welp >Guess hes part of the hives territory now theres not really anything you can do about it >Oogi brings you to their hive to show you off >The Oogis celebrate their new humie
>>105650 >Be anon >Me and my Drone GF are going out on vacation >We have to pass Neo-Detroit, the bad part of Neo-Detroit, were the horrible Oogi hives run free >She's hungry and requires some oil so I suggest we take a short stop to grab lunch >We eat our lunch before I hear a horrible Hssss sound >Its one of those Obscene Oogs! And they just marked my Drone gfs foot with a horrible drawing of their Big Boog! >Its over, she is now officially part of that Oogs territory >She gives me a sudden sad look before getting up and putting on a purple beanie she kept in her pocket >She waddles off with the oogi toward the other cheering Oogis across the street and their fat bug >I prayed she was hit by a car out of mercy, but it never happened >I couldnt do anything about it, it was Oogi street rules, and I didnt have a spray can to counter mark her and I knew even if I did they would shoot me with a bunch of Rail guns >I am going to miss her 4sad5me
>>105448 >>105660 >The line gets cast back. >A bit too far back. >Whizzing through the air with graceful arc it snags. On Beretta's skirt. >It's too late as Anon tries to free his hook from the obstruction. And with a strained heave... >*RRRRRRRIP!~*
>It's gone. Somehow along with her crop top too. >Leaving the poor Doorman progeny naked.
>Not like she cares anyway. >Clothes are just for the LARP.
>>105662 go and join the other gang, anon. become the mc of a story of love, heartbreak, and revenge, trying to find and save your girlfriend while bringing the city under your gang's control go anon, and do a crime
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>>105667 >Anon watching his girlfriend get eaten by a fish >He didn't actually expect it to work >Now she's gonna smell like fish guts the next time they bang
>>105665 I would never get close to it and even if I did those things are invulnerable, it would simply puff up, explode, and have soot on it like a cartoon
>>105669 It might work, as long as the dynamite had "ACME" printed on the side and you were dressed as a roadrunner Although you'd never live it down with your gf that you looked so silly in public
>>105671 >By the frozen lake, duh. Oh, of course. By the frozen lake. The lake that is frozen. The lake covered by ice three feet thick. That lake. The frozen one. And how, pray tell, do I get my Beretta-baited hook, through the ice?
>>105650 >Old warehouse full of forgotten and recalled stuff >The oogis move in >Their population booms >The alphas are such dicks and the environment is so resource rich that every now and then unhappy oogies will band together and move out to found their own hive within the warehouse >Space and resources are starting to become scarce enough that now hives have to fight eachother over them >There are three levels in the warehouse >The Penthouse at the roof >This is where the rich hives are >They have better satelite reception, more safety and a better view of the surrounding area that allows them to better raid dumpsters in the area >Legend has it that every hive has a bugretta, the raid parties fly out on drones (the irl kind), and that there is even an Enn nest there! >The Warehouse Proper >This is where the middle class oogies live >They are in some danger from stuff falling from the Penthouse, animals and sometimes humans >They have the best access to goods and trade with the Penthouse >The Underhouse >This is where the teeming masses of the undesirables live >Third world for oogies >They are in constant threat from rats, cockroaches, cyntipedes, and eachother >They draw power from exposed power cables and they often die in accidents >The toothpick is worth more than the hand that wields it >It is dark and it stinks. Redeeming qualities for oogikind >Legend has it that a monster called The Yid lives at the center of the earth and that oogies should avoid digging down any more in case they encounter it >One big gang is controlled by Jaba the Bug, a bugretta who has gone insane and acts like Jabba the Hutt >Mini Y has gone rogue and now works as a bounty hunter in the Underhouse >TinE and LiL may or may not have come with her because they are friends
>>105687 Be quiet ☝️🤓 I'm trying 😔😔 to think 🧠🤯 and you 👎🖕 are ruining it‼️‼️ Return to your 🤓🤓 room, incel 🤨🤨 and also be nicer 🥰🥰 your parents 👴👵 Bitch🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥
>>105679 >And despite it all, life goes on >P(equeno) figures that if he's stuck being tiny, he might score with tiny babes >He is dragged off screaming into one of LiL's burrows >MG is okay with that, though - the Oogis are good customers, and the loss of one 'friend' changes nothing
>>105687 >>105695 >>105697 >This stupid robo-child is showing you some sort of indecipherable nonsense in an attempt to insult you. >There really is only one response. >Pull out an orange. >Peel it. >Squeeze the juice in his face and watch him flail about and screech in citrus-based agony.
>Eve pops out the kitchen, the cooked turkey ready for the table. >Anon is shielding Gale next to him on one side. >J0y, sprouting from a dazed Marion’s prongs, is poking and teasing at Anon. Shielding a Laborer from her was a bit stupid. Kinda like him!
>Negev nervously prodded at her Terqi lichen-based turkey substitute (her parents found that the fungal component of lichen somehow meets the criteria to satisfy their and Grandma's and her and her siblings' hungers for flesh and blood). "So, uh, Grandma... wwwwhy the ears?" She kept her head down, still looking at her plate. >"I just always thought being a kemonomimi would be neat," Nori said proudly. Her hardhat was off, leaving the wolf ears Uzi had given her mother's new body free to turn and flick and all the other things wolf ears can do. "It'd be like being a human, but with more stuff." Negev heard something heavy and made of something more porous than metal snap shut and grind against itself. Mother was displeased. She ate some more of her Terqi. "What? Don't give me that look, Uzi, you know you tried just as hard as your father and I did to make the kemonomimi body work!" The sound of what Negev knew was a claw straining against itself like a hand clenching stopped, but immediately after fingers started drumming on the table-not plastic drone fingers, human flesh fingers. And they weren't coming from the direction of Beretta's (very much not-human, only Negev knew) boyfriend. >"Oh my Robo-God, Grandma, don't go into that story in front of Anon!" Beretta groaned. "It's bad enough he knows that even happened now!" >"I actually think it sounds kinda based," the faceless green man muttered. An awkward pause settled over the table. Negev took a long sip from her glass of oil and scooped some batteries from the basket on the table onto her plate. >Careful not to look up at Mother. >Mother started singing softly. "Dun, dadadun, dadaDUN, dada dun, dadadun, da da da da da dun..." >Negev smiled. "Thanks Doll," she silently mouthed. >"Uzi, when did you start doing the hetro- heaterchrome- heterochromia again?" Dad asked. "You haven't done that since before we had the kids." >The plan was Grandma's idea: Doll would use her backdoor into Mother's mind (she apparently has that) to put intrusive thoughts into her head when she looks like she's about to start shit with Anon again (apparently it was REALLY bad last year). >"I'm not doing it again! I'm a grown woman!" Mother pouted. >"Then what's with the one red eye?" Grandpa asked. >"I don't have a red eye!" Tentacles slapped the table. >Anything to make sure Negev's first Thanksgiving with her family in over a decade wasn't worse than all the ones where Lucy tried to escape. >"Uh, anyone else feeling kinda cold?" Mac asked. >"I know I am," Rebecca cooed, ghost oil pouring from her waist stump and pooling on Mac's lap. "What's say we go back to your bed, get under the covers, and start warming each other up?" >"Robo-Goddamnit, Rebecca..." Amda growled to herself.
>>105736 First time on an anonymous imageboard? Namefags and tripfags are typically regarded with contempt unless they have a very good reason for doing so.
>>105448 >>105660 in a twist of events, she's the one doing the fishing. i mean what could be more rebellious than going away from thanksgiving dinner just to fish. also had a funny thought that copper 9 had a season cycle offset from earth. earth's winter being copper 9's summer or fall. idk, something silly like that. then every festivity is just celebrated in different seasons
>>105746 >Playing CSGOOG >On the terrorist team >Have to plant the Bombretta before the other team can stop you >Once planted, Bombretta says in a manly voice "bomb has been planted"
>>105558 Elf was driven from the woods by Orc, and so she went to the offices But then Orc showed up and drove her from the offices, and so she went to Calibern Labs and became a Sentinel Drone But then Orc became an Armitage Proxy and drove her from Calibern Labs
>>105754 It's because you never know when they'll roll up and tag your house, your wife, your dogs, heck, even YOU And don't even get me started on the drivebys, you haven't seen horror until you've watched a few Oogis get blown away by a Supersoaker filled with vinegar by some Oogis in a discontinued RC car, just a few feet ahead of you on the sidewalk, bleeding berry jam all over the ground Neo-Detroit is a hellhole man, I'm planning on moving out next month if everything goes well
>>105733 >Mac is going to get ghost snu snu in the near future once Rebecca figures out a way to make her presence known (and herself corporeal) I'm jealous
>>105763 And riding Uzi's ass to get her figuring out how to spit out the souls she's assimilated in fresh cores like the Solver could for the DDs' souls.
>>105650 >Ever since the oogi gangs established themselves into Neo-Detroit and started expanding their territories. Everyone and everything that you loved and owned was stolen from you at a blink of an eye. >Friends >Family >The house >Even your enn… oh 𝑮𝑶𝑫 your poor Enn. You can still hear his cries in your sleep. >By some miracle, you managed to escape being marked by the oogs and the oogs. >But ever since those damn 𝑶𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔 marked your car. You can’t drive out of the city. >You can’t even take the bus out of Neo-Detroit either since those have been marked as well. >So here you are, squatting in some abandoned apartment that hadn’t been marked the last time you checked. >you can’t go to sleep because you fear the oogis might get you at your weakest. >The only thing keeping you company is a small heater and a soaker pistol filled with vinegar should those little fucks try to take you. >But mark your words. There will come a day that those fucking animals will pay for taking everything you hold dear. >And on that day, you will take everything THEY hold dear in return.
>You take an action-packed trip to Neo-Detroit because the tickets were cheap >Little did you know, they were cheap for a reason >While walking down the street you feel something on your shin >You look down, and see that several Oogis have just drawn some nonsense graffiti on your leg >They look up at you, grinning wickedly >You take a wet wipe out of your pocket and scrub off the graffiti >The Oogis look on in horror >You scrub the stupid tattoos off of one's face while they all stare >It starts making a long high-pitched sound, before falling backward and going still >Confused and a little scared, you decide to keep walking before they get any ideas
>New, dark rumors circulate around the Oogi gangs >There's a human who respects no gangs or ownership, and can even erase the very concept >Be careful who you approach, lest you be rubbed out
>>105785 >To the town of Neo Detroit rode a stranger one fine day >Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say >No one dared to ask his business >the stranger there among them had a big balls in his jeans >It was early in the morning when he got marked by one of the Oogers of the Oog gangs >Purple stained his shiny new boots >The stranger said "WHAT THE FUCK" as the Ooger explained he was Oogi property now >The stranger squashed the Ooger under his boot >Everyone gasped >The handsome stranger rode out of Neo Detroit accidentally running over a Boogi on his way out
>>105787 I wonder how Alice would feel about Doll? on the one hand, they both dislike DDs. on the other hand, I don't think Alice would be a big fan of a hypocritical serial killer like Doll
>>105792 >>105793 If Alice knew about Doll having killed people? I always thought they could easily get along, considering not only what you already mentioned, like disdain for DDs, AS (Alice is extremely scared of it and Doll calls it a sickness in ep6) and loss of everyone, but also that Alice knew Yeva at least superficially. With Alice knowing about Doll's kills, I think she would not be amazed, Alice is no saint herself but she didn't kill any WDs ever. It would add to a negative image along with Doll being a witch, after all killing of innocents was something Nori (from Alice's POV) did as well. In the end it depends on the circumstances of Alice finding out about that aspect, I have been creating a story about them meeting and did honestly never consider that aspect. My guess is if Alice knows immediately, it worsens her image of Doll a lot (as above), but if Alice and Doll could have reached some state of not killing each other already and with Alice knowing Doll to be Yeva's (which she couldn't find out like with Uzi, Uzi stole Yeva's CFL necklace from Doll), then I can imagine it to be less impactful. Doll is a serial killer, but if Alice would feel she isn't directly threatened (example of knowledge about Yeva connection between the two, I could see Alice taking more interest in Doll over that and vice versa, keep in mind Alice is the only living drone to Doll who knew Yeva(and during an earlier time).
Sorry if it sounds incoherent but I never thought of that before.
>Akita's 18th birthday >she gets given a gift by J for the first time >it's a small rectangular box >she open's it it's a drone sex authorization card >confused, Flustered, and a tad hurt at the reminder she's not a drone.
>I swear to god if rap wasn’t dead before then it is now. >Ever since the Oogi gangs taken control of Neo-Detroit. There is new emergence of gangster rap called “Oogi Rap” >Straight up just mumble rap with oogi speak with the background music straight up being bad nightcore rips of other existing songs. >the nightcore music is way out of sync with the rap beats. >literally half the lyrics are and not limited to: Hug Boogis, eat berries, Fug Enns and calling every human and exterminator all the slurs in their vocabulary. >i’ve seen freshly spawn oogis are literally jamming to this shit and are playing it on full blast in their RC card.
>oogi wishes to join otda betta Oogi hive but Oogi trapped in the Hoog >oogi wishes Oogi had big boog like otda Oogis! >oogi no longer want to draw Graffti or kill Oogi… Oogi want to be happy and pick berries >Oogi: age 2 weeks died of OD to Enn Dust
Anons, what the fuck do I do? I said I didn't want to fuck drones and have children with them and that I don't love them and now the Number Drones are sending HoDR capture squads after me. Where the fuck is human resources when you need them?
This is the funniest shit, I’m imagining Ronald Reagan in the White House seeing some Oogis stealing his berries so he gets Secret service to invent a drug to introduce to their community.
>>105847 lucky for you, HR can be easily found inside the newly renovated IRS building. one of our three highly-skilled human relations professionals will be happy to discuss the matter with you.