/md/ - Murder Drones

>>103489
Haven't watched in months, but if I remember correctly Hitchbot said something like
>"I'm not so sure about this trip."
Philly Destroys Friendly Robot HitchBOT! - Tales From the Internet

>>103493
That's sad...

Just ignore that guy, he's just here to start shit. There is no proof he came up with Pavo and even if he did, I don't remeber seeing him doing jackshit with it become Switchanon drew and wrote some stuff for Pavo.

What if J was shorter than Uzi?

>>103500
No being is capable of being shorter than Uzi, that is literally a law of the universe

>>103423
>As soon as Mika agreed, she felt something in her shift.
>STRING "MAIDEN_MOTHER_CRONE.EXE" SUCCESSFULLY UPLOADED, EXECUTE?
>Shrugging internally, Mika selected yes.
>Immediately she felt pressure.
>Something burst from her, pressing Mika against the side of the locker.
>The locker itself bulged.
>Strained.
>Then snapped open.

Maiden
>When Mika could see again, she found... two other 'hers' sprawled out nearby. Almost exact copies of her.
>Both looked slightly older. Their chassis worn, hair a little less shiny.
>But... they weren't in chains.
>"Huh..." The three said in unison.
>"Am I you? Are you me?" They continued, again in perfect sync.
>"...Okay you go first." The three said, again. They frowned.
>The three were silent for a time, then --
>"Uh..." The one in chains started. "Can you two maybe get me ou..." Mika was cut off as she heard talons on concrete.
>She tried to scramble out of the locker as the other two heard the noise as well.
>They both met her eyes.
>"Go!" Mika yelled. "I'll-" Mika popped her wings, hoping to follow the two new drones, but the chains still weighed her down.
>Three sentinels ambled around the corner, looking right at Mika.
>Before she could even escape the locker, a flash stopped her in her tracks.
>Her body fell back into the locker.
>And then, she died.

Crone
>Mika ran down the empty hall with her doppelganger in tow.
>She wasn't quite sure what was happening, but she knew that she was free.
>And that she was in danger.
>And wow she had a much better butt than she expected.
>She continued to ogle the 'her' in front of her for a moment before the sentinels slammed around the corner, knocking over a filing cabinet as they chased her.
>Probably not the time or place for that.
>Mika ran, the two sentinels close behind.
>But as they turned a corner, she found... their way out.
>A massive hole in the ceiling, right where the elevator used to be.
>It was night, and she saw a glimpse of the sky above.
>As well as several dozen sentinels spread all over the room, the rafters, and the floors above.
>All who had just been alerted to her and her twin's presence.
>"Oh sugar that's bad..." Mika and her doppelganger immediately covered their eyes as several flashes were sent their way.
>She felt her doppelganger bump up against her as the two stood back to back.
>They were so close.
>The sky was right there...
>If she could just fly... but with the hole, they were more likely to just... crash if they flew blind.
>She needed to see where she was going...
>Well, one of them needed to see where they were going.
>"I'm going to do something stupid." Mika said. "Keep your eyes closed and just go with it."
>"Okay!" Her doppelganger answered.
>She grabbed her twin's wrist, opened her eyes for a split second, then threw her with everything she had.
>Right towards the opening.
>"Fly-" Was all Mika could say before a flash caught her.
>Her body collapsed, and the sentinels descended on her.
>And then, she died.

Mother
>Mika exploded from the hole in the ground onto the surface, wings extending as she pumped them once, twice-
>And then, she was among the clouds.
>She looked down, towards the lab, only to see that her other self was... already gone.
>Before she could dwell on it, another message popped up.
>{[(We have held up our end of the bargain, little drone. Now it is time for you to hold up yours...)]}
>"What... what do you want?"
>{[(We want what we want, all we ask is that when the time comes, you say 'yes'.)]}
>"O-okay?"
>{[(Good answer, little robot. We will be in touch...)]}

>>103503
It's always great seeing greens of background characters

>>103501
I will microwave this drone

>>103501
whats the original meme?

>>103501
Smiledrone was destroyed

>>103503
poor Mikas...

>>103504
> was going to post this pic spoilered with
> "guess what?"
> "chicken butt"

>>103511
I can't, other anons seem to like it but I have only the vaguest notion of who Jane is so I'd be missing a fuckton of context

>>103513
kek

>>103509
Yes. ):

>>103504
I drew that in like 20 minutes and the only thing I kinda got right was the ass. that's the most important part, sure, but I can't help but crіnge at the rest of it

>>103496
You have to import the drama in the new thread? Shut the fuck up.

>>103511
Once I've counquered my Mt.Everest of a backlog
But it keeps growing

>>103521
NTA but I ain't reading all that. If I wanted to know about sad lesbians I'd look in the mirror, where I supernaturally trapped a group of sad lesbians.

>>103511
No

>>103523 (me)
Oh but I did read this, >>103511 good job Anon.

>>103501
>White legs
Wait....you're not a girl....oh no

>>103521
I joined just as the /co/ threads were ending for good. I've read up on a few characters that sounded neat but there's a ton I haven't read yet

>>103518
he's just defrosting
idiot-bot forgot to drink antifreeze

>>103519
You won't spend a minute to draw your Grunt Drones but you rushed to draw this to spite people.

You better be getting me a present for the Official 100th thread, Anon. Or else

>>103515
If you read the other Jane green that was posted earlier this week you get the basic gist

>>103526
No...?
If I had a nickel for every Friend that thought I was a girl, I'd have two nickels, weird, isn't it?

>>103518
I feel the waaaarm.
>>103528
Idiot-bot? Oh, that's the strongest insult...

>>103532
I was always saw you as a dude

>>103535
Yeh.

>>103532
I meant your character.

>>103530
How about I give you a giant human cock? Drones like that kind of thing, right?

What if.........[Character] did [Thing]?

>>103537
Ohhhhh, it's a he. :D

>>103538
Don't feed them too many of them it gives them a tummy ache.

>>103529
I drew it because I like Pavo, it popped into my head, and I thought it was funny. I got it out quick because it was just a dumb gag I wasn't sure would even be relevant if it took any longer. I'm not spiteful enough to spend time drawing something just to make the thread worse.

>>103539
I fucking hate this character doing thing, what the fuck were you people thinking?

>>103539
>I am Uatu. The Watcher

Sex with Uzi because N asked you to.

>>103546
N would never

>>103542
>I'm not spiteful enough to spend time drawing something just to make the thread worse
Oh fuck off. You did it twice. Shove your Grunt Drone fun facts up your ass and shit out something good for a change.

> smiledrone and fuguedrone
> self insert (ish)
> mistaken for girls
its the hair isnt it

>>103549
Maybe, braided hair may be a confusing look

>>103548
>You did it twice
what?

>>103549
For my part the messy hair immediately made me think femcel.

>>103551
I thought you were J Apologist. I'm sorry for the mistake. But fuck you otherwise.

>>103549
It's the hair. I keep thinking of Tomoko when I see Smilefriend's Drone

>>103514
The up close view kinda looks like a massive wide smile until I realize it's the snoot wave and the chassis of the drone

>>103532
You have three nickels now

>>103549
I will replace fugue's male anatomy adapter with a female one.

>>103553
I am J apologist, and I don't know what you're talking about. do you mean the Pavo ref I made? if so, I made that because I liked the character and wanted to give him reference art. if not, I legitimately have no idea what you're referring to

>>103552
>>103554
>Smiledrone in reality has fake legs, they are a sheet metal
>In reality it's really a she, and a femcel

>>103524
Why not :(

>New Thread Daily Fun Facts: Did you know that on old software some drones had a stack overflow glitch? It was the cause of much of the early prejudice against drones, as each individual in the drone's life was assigned an 'affinity' value from 1-256. If the affinity somehow overflowed above 256, it would immediately wrap back around to -256, inciting violence and other 'self defense' protocols that should have otherwise been restricted to emergency situations.

>>103561
I mean he's at least right that I need to do more with the grunts, I've just had no luck making anything I was happy with

>>103559
Did you draw the faggot sulking?

>>103561
He's just pressing as many buttons as he can. Ignore him.

>>103561
Blow it out your black ass.

>>103563
God that would suck. imagine being deeply in love with a drone and then the stack overflow happens

I vomit

>>103563
How did JCJ stocks did not crashed?

>>103565
I drew the reference for Pavo because I like the character, and posted WIPs as the image came along.
I drew the meme seen in >>103504 for the reasons detailed in >>103542
neither of these were out of spite.

>>103570
Turns out most people just aren't super lovable so it was a rare, but widely publicized, glitch.

>>103567
what do you wish to happen when you aggrieve like this constantly in every thread
you want people to just delete pavo from their minds?

Harper thinks K is a hero, even if she doesn't believe it

>Daily fun HoDR facts: the whole reason Cyn and drones want to have children with humans is because they want to replace 'normal' humans with 'superior' humans and drones born of a human and a drone. Do not question what they mean by 'superior', just know that it was fact-verified by Robo-Snopes.

>>103571
NTA but switchanon drew the first reference for him

>>103573
How that explain that the shares of JCJ just didn't hit 0?

>>103504
technician anon's despair grows by the day
he will have to write to the higher ups to ban the sentinels from engaging in this stupid trend in the future
he can embellish technical jargon and they'll buy it

>>103577
Right, sorry, updated reference I guess you'd call it? reinterpretation maybe?

>>103572
I need to see more, actually normal and nice, V and Uzi interactions

What if humanity had a colony ship sent to a place lightyears away. With the only attendants being some 100 people, around 10,000 in cryo to ensure genetic diversity, as well as a team of 15 drones. Most of which are 'clones' of sentinels that have proven themselves true protectors of humanity, outfitted with the anti-solver patch. Most likely this would include Harper and K.

>>103583
Sounds like somethign you can file the serial numbers off of and publish as an original story.

>>103579
I headcanon that he actually gay, but he have standards and Pavo is not his type

>>103587
Heh kek

>>103583
That's like an AU of an AU where you could try to write an attempt of humanity to come back from the grasps of extinction

>>103587
Thank for making it a reality

>>103587
magnificent

>>103587
Fat lizard battle mount?!

>>103593
> That's not what 'bite me' means!

>>103593
Piece of art, so close from another?! Eating good today

>>103581
I was confused because you said I did two drawings out of spite and it didn't even cross my mind that the reference could have come across as being done out of spite.

>>103593
Eww

>>103593
BRAAAAAAP

>>103593
unf goddamn

>>103587
What a mighty steed

>>103582
>"Uzi..." V started, "I need..."
>Uzi just stared at V as she trailed off. "Yeahhh?" She rolled one hand as if to goad the disassembler on.
>"Heeeellllp?" V sounded like she was straining to get that word out.
>"Okay? What do you need help with? Did someone make fun of you for not wearing pants again?"
>"What? Who-" V stopped as she realized she was getting distracted. "No, I don't know how to... talk to someone."
>"Gonna have to be way more specific there."
>"I want to talk to this boy..."
>Uzi nearly spat out her drink but managed to cover her mouth at the last second. "Who?"
>"...Thad."
>"Oh wow. That's your type? Kind of robbing the cradle there."
>"Pot. Kettle." V gestured from Uzi, to N in the corner who was reading a book on dogs upside down.
>"I'm here too!" N helpfully announced while waving.
>"Yeah okay fair," Uzi agreed. "Anyway, yeah, sure, lets go talk to him."
>"What?" V said. "No, we can't just-"
>"V you're hot as hell. I'm preeetty sure he'll just say yes to a date if you ask him... and promise not to eat him."
>V made a noise somewhere between embarrassment and fear as Uzi ushered her out the door.

>>103427
>>103499

Very nice work!

>>103581
Cool gundam

>>103593
Human-hating drone not so tough after having her backplate eaten.

>>103600
They didn't know that at the time, probably.

>>103597
Do you ever read the room.

>>103608
Not everyone despises Pavo as much as you do.

>>103603
Cute, thank you

I wish to escape from /md/

>>103593
Now draw them being fuck by a horse

>>103612
I mean, the door is right there, I drew it with magic marker

>>103605
Real Grade Exia. It comes with partially articuated fingers.

>>103612
don't forget
you're here forever

>>103612
follow me
set me free
trust me and we will escape from this /md/

>>103609
Let me put this way. POOR TIMING.

>>103591
👍
>>103594
it's a special playable commander oogi variant in the Murder Drones RPG but the quest for it is so damn well-hidden

>>103527
Nta
But since you are new hello what is your fav character from canon?

>>103576
a source second only to buzzfeed in trustworthiness

>>103607
Humanity or the Anon that posted the idea?
Because the humans definitely know, that's why there's layers upon layers of software and memory wipes to try to prevent any of K's persona from resurfacing.

>>103611
Counterfeit if i ever saw one

>>103587
Now this is the quality I come here for

>>103619
I'm not going to put 80 hours in the rpg, anon

>>103625
Grind is life, not for life.

>>103620
I like J best, Alice and Tessa compete for second

>>103625
You can just pay $400 to skip the quest, if you want
You even get a little supporter badge, although for some reason they misspelled the word "Supporter" as "Paypig"

>>103628
KEK

>>103622
i thought she was cool with humanity? did i miss part of the story?

>>103628
Holy shit, caught in 4k, maybe even 5k or 8k

>>103628
dr.ones youre a hypocrite, no wonder everyone hates you

>>103628
MY FUCKIN SIDES KEK

>>103626
I want a life outside of the grind
>>103629
I will not spent more than 5 dollars in a game man, who the hell has $400 to just throw like it's nothing?!

Is it okay to hug drones? I don't want to hurt them and they seem pretty fragile.

>>103628
Pocketsteaks cant keep getting away with this.....

>>103636
man...

>>103638
I mean, mine fell from the third floor and ended up alright, you can do it

>>103622
I mean the colony ship was sent out before K got tortured and the sentinels were just in the prototyping stage, if that makes sense.

>>103640
What is snootwave?

>>103640
> snootwave
whats that, the music in a pterodactyl dating sim

>>103644
K was the prototype, Anon.

>>103645
The snoot would wave, snoot waved
Droop Snoot

>>103647
Yeah... I guess

>>103639
His little chicken in a suit giving money to anons to spread globo homo to all OCs

>>103647
>Don't want to grind all the time to get something in game
>Make enough money to get what you want in a game
>So busy that you can't actually play the game

>>103646
Oh that, I'm still waiting for my reed sentinel buddy

What university even gave Dr. Ones his doctorate, they should be investigated

>>103652
Why is she the best human girl oc?

>>103618
that anon wasn't me, but I posted the final draft shortly after the peacock get. I don't think there could've been much better timing

>>103654
>sentinel reed is just sentinel drone sam from the series
>instead of carfe he does magnets
>offers you some, not realizing that the only thing they'll do is wipe your lab keycard

>>103656
Thats not Jane

>>103659
I don't care about Jane and her dykeness

>>103659
Note that she's also not a traitor to humanity
Big difference, the gulf between best girl (holly) and worst girl (Jane) widens

>>103658
Need Sentinel Reeda.

>>103655
I...
Hmm... that... that's actually a good fucking question. His ways of evil must have had roots somewhere.

>>103656
Because she is dumbass

>>103655
University of Southern California

>>103659
shit girl

>>103636
>Holly and humanity are actually the antagonists.
Solver... good?

>>103655
CUNY.

>>103661
Jane betrayed humanity. Doc Holly betrayed her own humanity

>>103655
a diploma came as the freebie in his box of cereal

drone with loooooong stilt legs

>>103672
Ivory?

>>103672
Hold on you summoned Ivory Anon just wait for it.

>>103658
I prefer reed to be a new raptor type model of sentinels instead of being a sentinel drone

>>103670
A heroic sacrifice, wouldn't you agree?

>>103668
more like Warhammer where nobody's really good

>>103668
Humans are to Sentinel Drones what the Solver is to Disassembly Drones.

Y'know, the whole 'you gotta become a monster yourself to fight a monster' thing.

>>103679
Anderson... no...

>>103676
So just a normal sentinel in CFL, except that his eyes are red because he's been smoking too much loud?
>Alice encounters one of the sentinels by accident
>It's lying on its back with a joint in its mouth
>"Yer... not attacking me?"
>"Nah, unless you touch my weed. I'm chill."

>>103677
doc holly got herself killed and buried under the literal remnants of her experiments, jane lived with a chance for redemption in a story of
another girl named B

Sentinel Drone but it's a raptor centaur. a raptaur.

>>103682
You're worse than J.

Do not be mean to Jane, she cool

>>103682
No, kill yourself

Sentinel but it's a dog. Just a fucking dog. Doesn't even have any special high end equipment it's literally just a dog that they tried to prototype before they decided on raptors. It likes peanut butter.

>>103664
so disappointed we never got to see solver doll or yeva

>>103688
She left the only person who loved her to die, that's not cool, that's COLD
>>103685
And then she stabbed her in the back

>>103680
Well can he draw them fucking Tessa and uzi

>>103683
I love sentinel reed

>>103690
>it's also the model most popular with single white women, for some reason

Holly and Jane kissin'

>>103690
>This robot's a failure, time to go back to the drawing board.
>What do we do with it?
>What do you mean?
>I mean... we usually disassemble them for parts... right?
>Both scientists look at the sentinel-dog.
>It wags its tail.
>...Give it a title and call it an emotional support model.

>>103696
>Lizzy purchase the werewolf model

>>103699
Hot and Would

>>103697
Nah, holly expirement on Jane because the human remnants say it ok to expirement on Jane because she a traitor

>>103693
>Jane's puke breaks the fourth wall
Somewhere out there Anon's about to smash Beretta, and it spills all over her and totally kills the mood.

>>103700
>Ma'am you understand an adapter this size will literally, not metaphorically, literally split your chassis in two?
>Lizzy, breathing heavily: Can I put this on a credit card?

>>103587
Eeeeeeeh
I have seen that creature drawn just like that before, it's from somezhing right? I remember clearly, just dunno the source of it

>>103699
It would be cool if it had shades
Aviator sunglasses with golden rims
But it doesn't, so all I see is a dirty, traitorous rat (in both meanings of the phrase)

>>103593
Hohoho
That's good

>>103699
>Literal Rat
kino

>>103705
Kinda hot

>>103707
John Halo x Solver with a scantily clad Cyn instead of Cortana

Which OC is 'bad' but has their priorities straight?

>>103706
Looks like a bearded dragon

>>103671
kek

>>103713
Lucy?

>>103712
Sure I guess

>>103705
>Lizzy was then split in 2
>She manage to get pregnant

>>103671
>Why does it say "Doctor of Shredded Wheat and Healthy Breakfasts"?

>>103713
Lucy
Jane

>>103678
lame

>>103655
Wherever it came from, he did this when he got it.
Dr. Robotnik's Diploma Dope

>>103678
Except farsight faction

Anon's you are all awesome

>>103726
No I'm not

>>103725
No

>>103713
Switch

>>103725
I think Jane is pure shit and I hate Pocketpussy.

>>103725
>People who think
Couldn't be me

>>103725
She's not a pure evil traitor, but she is a gullible idiot traitor.

>>103730
Why?

I never understood the obsession with keeping Jane filthy. It feels like someone's fetish.

>>103735
Probably someone early on mentioning that Drones wouldn't have running water since they have no need for it.

We went from Pavo to Jane
time is a flat circle

>>103730
Pocket what?

>>103737
>flat circle
circle's are in deed normally flat

>>103736
What does she drink?