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No.94802
Murder Drones (#90)Anonymous
Image:173197251920.jpg(435kB, 3529x3137)V needs some blood.jpg
Hi Friends!
I hope everything is going nice today, but it will get better because we will talk about the Drones!
As always, talk about the Drones, the Threads, OCs, Canon, etc.
Hope you have a good day.
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No.94809
Anonymous
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repost from last thread
No.94810
Anonymous
Replies:>>94813
What if...V did a funny spin?
No.94812
Anonymous
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Need Martha and Louisa
No.94813
Anonymous
Video:173197280336.mp4(228kB / 0:00:01 / avc1, 260x310)oh my goodness gracious.mp4
>>94810
How do I not have a spinning V?
No.94814
Anonymous
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Wah
The time has come
Salonanon/AVRE PT 6 FINALE
This turned into 2 stories happening back to back but made it one. Expect a lot of AVRE content today folks.

>Be Salonanon
>You're in front of your former (and soon-to-be Current) workplace.
>After months of construction work (those DD’s damaged the Store’s foundation in the fight… somehow.) The barriers, scaffolding, and construction materials were taken out and replaced with a small stage and a large tarp covering the front of the shop.
>Jim managed to get a “re-re-opening ceremony” setup. Despite the shop being almost comically small compared to the crowd that's already forming.
>That Bastard. You've never been a fan of crowds, he's lucky you recognize most of them as previous customers.
>After speaking with some ‘very wealthy looking’ company higher-ups, the ceremony begins.
-
>Due to the author being a coward who couldn't write this section without it being long & boring as all hell, He will provide highlights instead:
>Avre showed up, and is currently standing with you on stage.
>You don't know why.
>It is later revealed that Jim managed to convince both higher management and R&D to certify Avre for security work.
>When the ceremony is finished the tarp is dropped, revealing a large sign with the name: “Machines Mane” on it.
>Besides the sign, the rest of the salon looks pretty nice.
-
>After the ceremony ends and you're given time to finally open the place, you are flooded with customers, most old tendons, some new.
>Jim, while the store was still being rebuilt, was busy preparing scheduled appointments for when the salon reopened.
>Now that it has, you got about 2 weeks worth of scheduled checkups to go though, and a refurbished shop to do it in.
>The first day ended up making you more money then the last week of work you had previously
>And that rate kept up, for the next 2 weeks, while you went through the list.
>After the backlog was finally cleared, your workload slowly went back to something resembling Pre-fight Salon work.
>(You) probably would have been burnt as all hell if it wasn't for Avre being there now.
>She's meant to patrol not just your shop, but every shop in your mini-mall area, but when not patrolling she usually hangs out in the salon. (and on bad days, in the Salon’s utility closet)
>While she's not certified for DroneSalon work, Jim is, and she can help with desk work, while Jim chips in with the second chair while you work on the first, easing your workload by a considerable amount.
>As for the security job itself, she was a bit shook at first, but once she got the hang of her job consisting of 50% “walk around and and intimidate potential tomfoolery” & 50% unending paperwork, she got into the flow of things and seems happier overall.
>She's also around you potentially 24/7 now, so any time she starts having her “locker episodes”, you can easily hop on break with her and go someplace dark and quiet for a while.
>There's been at least one instance of Jim coming and wrangling the 2 of you back to work after both of you fell asleep during the process.
>Otherwise, everything seems to be looking up for you. Money is coming in steadily again, your managers are happy at such a successful re-re-opening, and Avre seems to be having less episodes out of random now, and any that do pop up, you can handle with little stress.
>on the topic of Avre, recently she's been labeling you as “caretaker”.
>Considering the work you've been doing helping her with her issues, and also housing if you stretch it a little, it makes sense.
>But that's still an odd title to be given by an off-duty war machine, especially since you're not really trained for such a duty.
>...shouldn't there be someone certified for such a task?
The End(?)
No.94815
Anonymous
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>>94814
>You get a knock on your door
>It's been a few weeks sense the shop reopened, and about 6 months from when you first met Avre
>You open the door, and you are greeted by a worker drone.
>Its wearing a Oversized white coat, a White hardhat,white mailbag, and its display lights are mostly white with the Slightest shade of blue
>Only non-white detail on this drone is a Purple clip on its ID tag wrapped around its neck, with the name “WD-1334H:Harp”
>It speaks in a pleasant, but professional tone.
>[“Hello. You must be Anon, is Avre here today?”]
>before you can answer, the sounds of stomps approach you from behind.
>[“Harpy!”] Avre yells as she runs past you, scooping up the little drone in a hug.
>[“What mail do you have for me today?”] The drone struggles to sift through its bag while still in the grips of the sentinel.
>Eventually the note is found, and Avre releases the drone, and as she reads it, he departs with a quick salute.
>As Avre reads the letter, her smile fades and is replaced with the look of mild concern.
>She walks back into the house, still reading the note.
>You follow her into the living room as she sits on the couch, still looking over the note.
>You ask what's wrong.
>[“Oh nothing, It's a reminder of my Bi-yearly wellness check, back at the my Outpost.”]
>She continues.
>[“I did my first one right after I came back from my last mission, guess it's that time again.”]
>She doesn't seem very excited about it.
>She pauses for a second.
>[“There might be a way for me to bring you along, would you mind?”]
>You don't mind at all, you've never been to anything close to a sentinel base before, so why not?
>Besides how spooky all the researchers and some of the drones youve seen from that division are, you try your best not to think about what happens behind those closed doors.
>You accept her offer, and ask when the check in is scheduled.
>[“Oh we can go right now, they're fairly lenient on when we show up, just that we do.”]
>Without another word she gets back up and walks out to the car.
>The drive itself is a surprisingly lengthy one, Avre’s instructions leading you out of town and into a deeply wooded area.
>Eventually you pull off the main road following this side road, eventually leading to some sort of gated checkpoint, with guards.
>Armed guards.
>You pull to the gate slowly, trying not to look nervous as one of the guards walks up to you.
No.94816
Anonymous
>>94815
>Lucky he seems to recognize Avre.
>[“Hello Av’, is this one with you?”]
>She replies and introduces me as her “caretaker”.
>[“Caretaker? Alright. He’s still going to need a guest pass, give us a moment.”]
>After looking over (you)r id, snapping a picture of you, he goes back into his little office and comes out with a small ID tag for you.
>”Anon E Mous. Guest|Caretaker.
>With that, you're cleared through, and after a while you see the main facility.
>Nothing particularly interesting about its exterior, just a fairly rugged and overbuilt looking office complex
>The interior however feels like a mix between a hospital & a bunker, with flat concrete walls and large metal doors sectioning off each area.
>The guards aren't any less armed then the ones outside, some giving you weird looks as you are dragged along.
>Avre leads you through the complex until you enter some sort of waiting room, where you both check in and sit.
>After a few minutes, Avre is called and you're left in the waiting room, only accompanied by 2 guards, a few other Sentinel drones waiting, and a distinct lack of entertainment.
>Still better than the D.S.V. (Department. of Spacefaring. Vehicles.)
>You try checking your phone, but the lack of reception and the funny expression the guard gives makes you think better.
>So you sit.
>there's not even a clock in this room, there's a hook for one on the wall, but judging by the dents in the drywall in that section, it midve been… moved.
>As you wait, several Sentinel Drones of various shapes and sizes enter and exit the doors.
>But no Avre.
>Then a woman comes out, dressed in a mildly dirty lab coat. (Not Holly)
>[“Anon? Is there an Anon-E-Mous Here?”]
>You stand up.
>[“Come with me please.”]
No.94817
Anonymous
>>94816
>You follow her through the doors, leading to a hallway leading into rows of side rooms, you're led into one and sit down in a room that seems more like an interrogation chamber than anything else.
>The apparent researcher sits across from you and pulls out a few files that they look through.
>[“Under normal circumstances, we don't share this type of information privately unless given proper curcumstances… We've agreed that the current situation is one that allows us to share such info to you and you only.”]
>She slides over a forum, given a quick read, it's some sort of NDA..
>You are silent as you read through it more thoroughly, eventually you sign it and slide it back over.
>Surprisingly even in the fine print there wasn't much on the NDA that was overly oppressive, besides the line that boiled down to “if you breaked this NDA, you've qualified your body as a donation to science.” Otherwise just a bunch of instructions not to publish/expose any of the very secretive information they might provide you.
>After you hand back the signed form, she continues.
>[“Alot of this Information is regarding SD-Av|RE: the drone you are “Caretaking”, is that Correct?”]
>Considering your current circumstances with Avre, you nod.
>[“By now you must be aware of her…quirks.. With her personality?”]
>If they mean the obsessive clinginess, Locker episodes, thousand yard stare, and preference of resting in tight, often claustrophobic areas? Then yes, well aware.
>[“Then you might also be aware of how debilitating it is for her, to have these.. Quirks.”]
>You nod.
>[“However you see them, we believe them to be side effects of her deployments throughout her service.”]
>[“Up until recently, our development of effective solutions to the Sentinel drones Mental stability has been… underfunded:”]
>She continues as she hands you another paper, this one listing informations on Avre’s “symptoms”
>[“Sentinel drones throughout the years have radically changed from the first iterations of them, we didn't have the infrastructure planned out that such a force would need now because at the time, the issue was solved in other ways.”]
>[“Mind wipes, Core resets, Memory screening, those were all methods we used to keep drones in good condition while not on active combat, and if those didn't work, stasis or complete shutdown would be needed while more extreme work was done.”]
>[“Avre was one of those drones that required heavy memory screening in the past, and as recently as her last checkup, was scheduled for possible sedation if her mental integrity didn't improve.”]
>She hands another folder over to you.
>[“Luckly, she managed to convince some of our researchers on a Proposition”]
>looking through the file, its information about… (you)?
No.94818
Anonymous
Replies:>>94825
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No.94819
Anonymous
>>94817
>Pictures, background history, information, even things such as your height, bloodtype, and preferred meals, how did they-
>[“All of this information was Gathered by Avre, to provide us enough to see if you qualified for such a task as caring for a drone of sentinel classification.”]
>But… Why me? Why not someone more trained for a task like this, like a professional caretaker or physiologist?
>[“Good question, however the choice was ultimately Avre’s to make, and through her own decisions, chose you as her candidate.”]
>She puts away the rest of her files and pulls out a remote.
>[“Think of the last 6 months you've been caring for Avre as a ‘trial’ of sorts, a way to measure any possible improvement a program such as this would be for a drone's wellbeing.”]
>She hits a few buttons, and a screen comes on behind you, showing a scene of what appears to be a courtyard of sorts.
>[“And so far? The results are better than expectations.”]
>’Enemies’ load into the courtyard, along with barricades, cover, and an overall lighting akin to what you'd see in a slow paced stealth video game.
>The Camera follows as ‘Avre’ Enters the scene.
>This is some sort of combat simulation for her.
>[“Avre’s combat scores previously where above average, but her improvement recently is nothing sort of Impressive!”]
>How Avre fights is about the farthest thing you've seen from ‘graceful’, she seems to prefer bluntforce trauma over everything else and more or less fights like a cracked out gorilla.
>But at the same time she does it with such speed and apparently… stealth, that she's clearing room after room without triggering any alarms. She simply pummels everything within arms reach with such speed and agility, there is no time to react.
>[“Avre has a strange track record of ‘Subduing targets’ rather then outright terminate, but for the purpose of this test course we counted both as ‘eliminations’, the Stealth however was kept optional.”]
>On cue, with only a few ‘enemies’ left, Avre goes loud.
>A group of enemies: consisting of Disassembly drones, flesh abominations, and mutated looking humans, are in a small group out in the street.
>In a nearby alleyway, the sound of a trash can being knocked over is heard, alerting the group.
>As they all round the corner to investigate, they are met by the wreck of a burnt out taxi being hurled at them at about a quarter the speed of sound.
>This Pastes 5 of the 6 enemies of the group, leaving one very unfortunate human enemy cartwheeling into a pole, badly hurt, but alive.
>Not for long, for as soon as he stumbles back up, he is grabbed by a claw attached to a tow-cable, which drags him back into the alley, the sound of something being ripped asunder is heard.
>All that noise alerts the final enemy: the apparent ‘Captain’ of the group, an upsized and upgunned Disassembly drone, wearing a fitting hat and garb to fit his role.
>He shouts out asking what the hell that noise was, and is only met by deafening silence.
>After a moment he readys a combat stance, ready for whatever amount of bullshit is about to head his way.
>Unfortunately, He was standing on top of a burnt out building, and didn't account for the enemy coming out from below.
>An arm punches through the floor, grabs the Captain's ankle, and pulls him (along with a section of the building) Down.
>The sound of the crumbling building masks the absolute ass-beating the captain is receiving.
>Before long the counter listing ‘enemies remaining’ finally ticks down to zero.
>The simulation ends as you see Avre burst from the rubble, the Captains ID band in hand.
No.94820
Anonymous
>>94819
>The video cuts there as the researcher continues:
>[“As well as her combat performance, her mental stability improved in ways we haven't seen in years! Whatever care your giving her seems to be working, she's fighting harder then ever and seems better out of combat as well.”]
>[“If you can keep up this recovery path, we can take her off the Stasis list and potentially use the info gathered by this to better evaluate the other drones in our care, something we need all the help we can get with because we are Severely underfunded in this department.”]
>[“so you keep doing… whatever your doing, make sure to document anything and everything that could help with this process-”]
>She stops herself for a moment.
>[“we might be getting more potential ‘caretakers’ in the future, but technically you're the first one that actually showed up, and the first showing any amount of progress, so expect a lot of eyes on (you) for the foreseeable future, not just Avre’s”]
>[‘So uh.. Keep up the good work Anon, Avre’s counting on you, I think.”]
>She packs up her things and leaves the room, leaving you Alone for a brief moment.
>But she pops her head back in the room a second later.
>[“Oh and uh, you might get paid for this, no promises…like I said we are underfunded, bye!”]
>Mm.
>That was a lot of information to take in such a short period of time.
>But before you get the chance to process any of it, the Door opens again.
>It's Avre, Looking drained as hell.
>She doesn't even greet you, just falls into your arms as she mumbles something.
>[“I hate combat tests…”]
>After a brief chit chat about what the two of you just went through, Avre asks if they can head home.
>You oblige, and she leads you back out the facility, and back to the car.
>Instead Of hopping into the passenger seat, Avre instead pops opens the trunk and-
>Climbs in. And closes the trunk behind her.
>Understandable. Without another word, you head off.
>As you head out again, you're stopped at the checkpoint you came in again, you're met by the same guard that let you in earlier.
>[“Judging by the funny scan your car is giving us, and the apparent lack of a front passenger, is their by chance a Sentinel-class drone in your trunk?”]
>After a brief explanation that “yes she climbed in there herself, she does that.”, a confirmation via a quick trunk inspection, and another confirmation by the main guard sharing a story of him finding Avre in a pantry once, things are cleared up.
>But before you leave, the guard stops you one last time.
>[“Before you go, can I see that guest pass I made you earlier? Dr. winters told me to give you an updated one.”]
>You hand over your old pass and he gives you your new one, Same format, but without the “Guest” text on it, just ‘Caretaker’ under your name.
>With that, you're finally cleared through and you head home.
No.94821
Anonymous
>>94820
>One uneventful drive later, you arrive home.
>You get out and… Avre is still in the trunk.
>You open it expecting her to be asleep or something, but besides looking a little sad, she's well awake.
>Considering your options, you decide not to potentially lay in the trunk of your car for several hours, and instead scoop the Drone out like one would pick up a rolled up rug.
>She holds on to your neck and you basically bridal carry her into the house.
>You make your way to her room, and ask her if she wants to be set down on her bed or in her locker.
>[“Locker, please.”]
>You set her inside, however she doesn't let go of your neck.
>Seems she's feeling clingy again.
>After a moment, you Join her inside the locker, and she closes the door behind you with her tail.
>Before long you are completely wrapped in her embrace, She sobbing into your shoulder as you brush her head with your one free hand.
>This is far from the first or last time you will need to do this for her, but its alright now.
>You're here for her, as much as she is here for (You).
The End.

With that, the “Main” Salonanon/AVRE story has come to an end, but this is far from the last I write of them.
Think of these stories as a ‘foundation’ for the other stories, the point at which the story is now is going to be the status quo for these two for a bit: Salonanon working & providing care for Avre, and the upcoming stories will be about the shenanigans that happen as a result.

This also allows me a chance to work on other things (i've generated a hefty backlog of non-md things I wanna sort though before doing these again) (and also I think I need to improve my writing ALOT lmao.)
I'll still do art and i'll still do greens, ill also be here to provide any info/help to anyone who wants to do anything with this setting/these characters, because I intended all of this to be board OC stuff and not “my OC plz dont steal” bullshit.
No.94822
Anonymous
>>94821
Thanks to phoenixanon and all the other wonderful writers and artists that created the stuff here that inspired me to start writing greens. It's been a great time sofar and I don't intend on leaving until this shit is deader than machinecraft.

But now with all that out of the way, it is time for the lore dump of everything I wanna share that I couldn't quite fit in sofar: (ill also try to stay as active as possible today to answer any questions, so feel free to ask anything)
No.94823
Anonymous
>>94822
>Avres story concept as a character first started as just another iteration of the “Field Sentinel | Relcaimer-Class Sentinel” idea, and turned into ‘What if we made a setting where we saw what sentinels drones where like after all the fighting had stopped, without taking away the fact that these things were brainwashed/mindwiped constantly, and are stuffed with more PTSD per square inch then sardine cans’.
>Sentinel drones, with their vast knowledge and low self restraint in invading people's privacy, would most likely seek out people they think could help deal with whatever amount of mental illness is on the table.
>You WOULD think that, after the fighting stops, the same people who originally developed the sentinel drones would be the ones who would help them try to deal with all the mental mindfuckery they subjected them to, or at the very least put em out of the misery after its all said and done.
>But no, almost immediately after the war ended and reconstruction started, funding for R&D was cut to next to nothing, and all active sentinels who weren't an immediate danger to themselves or others where sent out to do labor/security work to help R&D pay rent to the many sentinel labs still active.
>This meant a lot of very unstable robots, some with next to no experience with the general public, were now working alongside humans, worker drones, and in some cases, rehabilitated Disassembly drones.
>Things went poorly.
>But sentinels are smart fuckers, and besides being whackjobs, where incredibly adaptive and basically ‘figured things out’.
>Some were lucky, as smaller conflicts started not long after the solver war ended, and while the subjects of said conflicts will remain a mystery, it did mean some Sentinels could continue fighting as originally designed to do so.
>One of those was AVRE, who took part in many conflicts both during and post solver war.
>But eventually, there was enough of a break between combat that AVRE was sent home, and that Mental illness came home with her.
>She basically latched onto the first human that looked at her with any amount of niceness (Salonanon)
>After a wellness check not long after she returned home, her mental state was bad enough for the researchers there to consider putting her in stasis indefinitely until they found a solution (or didn't) to her many MANY issues.
>But she convinced them that “Hey I found this guy that's neat, can I stalk him till he likes me?”
>After that, with the help of Jim, (Yes, that Jim) she crafted the series of events that ended up getting her and Salonanon together, with only a few hiccups.
>Turns out, Salonanon ended up being a good pick, despite being the most average man to have ever existed. (Hes still meant to be a self insert, give me a fucking break here.)
>After the 6 month trial period that the researchers gave AVRE to trial Anon with, the results were solid.
>Her mental stability improved, and her combat performance came with it, costing the researchers next to nothing.
>(That random bit of money Anon got was basically a “thanks for keeping our Sentinel drone happy, here's money”.)
>This is going to be the start of a slowly developing system that what's left of R&D will use to start ‘rehabilitating’ the more unwell sentinels back into mental wellness, or at least close as they can be without a factory reset (because those are surprisingly expensive when you aren't getting blank checks anymore.)
That's about it for now, this is essentially my attempt at a “good end” for Sentinel drones without it being 100% Hodr or fully dismissing the fuckery that went into making sentinel drones into sentinel drones.

Ill be here, once again thanks to everyone that has been apart of these threads.
No.94824
Anonymous
>>94823
(Also sorry for the spam lmao, this was like 2 weeks in the making)
No.94825
Anonymous
>>94818
could you send a link to the OG post?
No.94826
Anonymous
An auspicious greentext to start the thread with.
No.94827
Anonymous
Replies:>>94953
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autism compelled me to attempt an Akita nose. I think it'd look better upturned (I think that's the right word) but that said, looking at a few of the other renders it looks less awkward than I initially thought
No.94828
Anonymous
Replies:>>94835
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>>94786
Here.

>>94824
It's not spam. Just a dump.
No.94829
Anonymous
Replies:>>94831
My SD-V got her needle feet stuck in some grates. Now she's waist deep into it and her wings don't have enough clearance to get her out. Evens I help her out, odds I ask her to call me step-brother.
No.94830
Anonymous
Replies:>>94832
>>94824
I just read the first part a long time ago, did you screen capped all the parts?
No.94831
Anonymous
>>94829
She will beat you up, if you don't help nicely, she won't kill you, but Vs trust is hard to regain
No.94832
Anonymous
Replies:>>94834
>>94830
as far as im aware they are all on the borru, but i can double check once im home from the store
No.94834
Anonymous
>>94832
That's good to know
No.94835
Anonymous
No.94837
Anonymous
Video:173197384525.mp4(1.40MB / 0:00:21 / avc1, 360x584)RDT_20241119_075002.mp4
No.94838
Anonymous
Replies:>>94840
>>94837
I guess there is always someone more autistic than us
But it is nice to see people having fun and being happy
No.94840
Anonymous
>>94838
It's not a contest Anon. But we can definitely step up our autism. I'm barely even embarrassed to be associated with you all.
No.94841
Anonymous
>>94837
Fuck this hurt as hell
No.94842
Anonymous
Replies:>>94843
>>94840
But, I don't want to step up my autism
No.94843
Anonymous
>>94842
Then perish and be forgotten as a mere shadow of what you could have been.
No.94844
Anonymous
>>94840
One time I cooked some bacon with my heat gun for the lulz. Nobody else saw the humour in it. Do you want me to tism up further?
No.94845
Anonymous
Replies:>>94858
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No.94846
Anonymous
Would J still love Tessa even if she was a wolf?
No.94847
Anonymous
Replies:>>94850
>>94837
I need to start doing commission's so I can assemble a maid V cosplay.
No.94848
Anonymous
Replies:>>95090
Video:173197446504.mp4(848kB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 720x720)F_BYVuBQY8_jKRFY.mp4
N doing this to (You)
No.94849
Anonymous
>>94846
Please shut your yappers
No.94850
Anonymous
Replies:>>94852
>>94847
Are you a dude?
No.94851
Anonymous
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Behold
No.94852
Anonymous
>>94850
Nope. I'm a femanon.
No.94853
Anonymous
No.94854
Anonymous
>>94851
I never thought I'd see a J divergent evolution chart
No.94855
Anonymous
No.94856
Anonymous
No.94857
Anonymous
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This is MC9GA country.
No.94858
Anonymous
>>94845
He cooked. Eternal Destroyer was so good.
No.94859
Anonymous
>>94851
Jarles Jarwin Jevolution
No.94860
Anonymous
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>>94846
No.94861
Anonymous
Replies:>>94862
>>94852
Are you any good at sewing?
No.94862
Anonymous
Replies:>>94872
>>94861
Nope!
I have a vague idea on how to do it. but never been able to put it to practice, my mom knows how to tho. why?
No.94863
Anonymous
Replies:>>94872
>>94852
Good luck with that. I wanted to learn how to make clay figures but haven't had the disposable monies for the stuff I need. Not sure if I wanna go air dry or polymer clay yet since I'm entirely a novice.
No.94864
Anonymous
just realized this is thread number 90.. I wonder if we'll hit 100 by new years
No.94866
Anonymous
Replies:>>94873
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No.94868
Anonymous
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No.94869
Anonymous
>>94864
If we keep up the autism, we're absolutely sure to.
No.94870
Anonymous
>>94846
what if...haha.... hear me out.... what if J was a pony... would you still love her haha..
No.94871
Anonymous
>>94870
I banish you to the realm of Mpreg
No.94872
Anonymous
Replies:>>94880
>>94862
It is cheaper (and more respected among cosplayers) to buy fabrics and base materials and sew your own outfit. For the limbs I suggest you look up how people did their Winter Soldier cosplays on youtube. For the hands you can either put on latex gloves and draw lines on them with a sharpie or you can wear stretchy gloves and glue soft, stretchy segments on them. The options for your face are more complicated. Do you want to look human like the people in the video earlier or more like a drone?

>>94863
Air drying clay shrinks and you have a limited time to work with it. If you have strong hands then buy a pack of FIMO and play with it. You have to knead it first to soften it for use. They even make FIMO that glows in the dark. It needs baking in an oven to harden, so you can play with it as much as you want, leave it, and get back to it days later. But beware because unbaked FIMO will melt any plastic it comes into prolongued contact with.
No.94873
Anonymous
>>94866
Cute.
No.94874
Anonymous
Replies:>>94876
>>94870
Was that suppose to upset me?
No.94875
Anonymous
100k posts before the end of the year
No.94876
Anonymous
>>94874
no :3
No.94877
Anonymous
Image:173197636483.gif(1.83MB, 500x714)Type of Drone.gif
No.94878
Anonymous
>>94864
Bro we get a thread a day, question is wether we'll have 125 by new years. Three months ago I said we'll break 100.000 by years end and people were suspicious (was before 8 tho)
>>94851
Alice evolved from that no way😱
Wonder how long I'll have to keep waiting till they finally release some Alice behind the scenes stuff
No.94879
Anonymous
I will make a new set of wheels by the 20th. If you have any suggestions, voice them now
No.94880
Anonymous
Replies:>>94897
>>94872
the gloves I was probably gonna do compression gloves with a foam shell that looks kind of like worker drone hands. I Have all the patterns in my head it's just getting the time pace and money for it.

I do watch alot of cosplay videos on YouTube so I do have a general idea of how everything goes together

>The options for your face are more complicated. Do you want to look human like the people in the video earlier or more like a drone?

I don't really know what I want, on one hand doing the more human-like faces is more easy. but something like This > N Cosplay Murder Drones WIP #murderdrones #murderdronesedit #murderdronesnyoutube thumb
would be awesome,
No.94881
Anonymous
Image:173197673034.png(1.09MB, 3104x3360)Lapin.png
Alright, this was quite the experiment and I'm fairly happy with the end result, so let's introduce my first Labor Bot OC.
Say hello to Lapin, then "streamer" Labor Bot.

>Labor Bot that lives in Sector 82, the current biggest city on Copper-9, being around the size of Manhattan and surrounded by a giant dome to protect it from the planet's brutal weather
>she's somewhat of a local celebrity due to being one of the most popular streamers/musicians in the area, a career she took in order to spread the good word for Labor Bots, as their population has grown more and more on C9 and now they're crossing paths with Worker Drones a lot more frequently
>somewhat of an airhead, doesn't always know what she's doing, but she enjoys the fame and being seen as an “ambassador”; she can also be a bit of a smug cunt thanks to her body upgrades making her taller than most average Worker Drones and Labor Bots (which isn't surprising, Sector 82 is known for being a place where its denizens like customizing their look and Lapin took that idea and ran with it, hence her appearance)
>loves collecting things, especially of the shiny variety like gemstones, her most precious possession being an amethyst she found while live streaming a cave exploration on the outskirts of the city
>due to Labor Bots struggling with memory problems, many have tried to find ways to deal with their limited storage until better upgrades could be made, Lapin taking one of the more curious methods; essentially, she turns her memories into songs, writing lyrics in a specific structure which can result in certain parts sounding off beat, but they still fulfill their goal, to quite literally reinstall those memories in her head as she's singing out loud; true it does result in her losing some information she had stored during the course of the day, but if that specific memory was overwritten, then it probably wasn't all that important (cue her forgetting what appointment she had that day)
>her body upgrades don't make her a better fighter despite her extra pairs of arms, she'd probably lose a wrestling match to a sweeper bug which is why she's happy with her current life
>she does hold live concerts from time to time since her career mostly consists of her making covers and originals, with the rest being her streaming whatever she feels like
No.94882
Anonymous
Image:173197674845.png(1.55MB, 5089x3500)Lapin_reference_sheet.png
>>94881
Reference sheet.
No.94883
Anonymous
Image:173197677634.png(199kB, 2660x1676)Lapin_height.png
>>94882
And also her height since I want to emphasize just how big she is.
No.94884
Anonymous
Replies:>>94886
>>94881
muffet
No.94885
Anonymous
Image:173197684876.jpg(141kB, 1069x1200)original character drawn by hatstoyou - dfd25e057c06735f8e1109e7489057ef.jpg
>>94883
And now for some info on the Labor Bots in this timeline
>one of the other machine races calling C9 home outside of WDs and DDs
>due to them being made by a “rival” company to JCJ, their numbers weren't nearly as plentiful as Worker Drones; even after the mass exterminations done by the DDs, their populations still struggled to keep pace with WDs, all simply because across the entirety of C9, there are only 3 known facilities that house blueprints for Labor Bots, resulting in their numbers being very centralized to these areas
>their memory storage issues didn't help either, but things have started to look up for them in recent years, not only with better upgrades, but also with new factories opening across the globe thanks to some few brave and possibility too stupid for their own good individuals; this, however, has opened up new problems for them, the main one being them entering into contact a lot more often with WDs, where's before they were fairly isolated from each other
>no one is sure how things will keep on developing moving forward, but if Sector 82 is anything to go by, maybe things will be alright. Maybe.

Also I'm not sure if I'm going to make J0y and her lab experiments canon to this setting, maybe as a Boogeyman that's whispered in hushed, panicked tones, to try and prevent others from venturing in the Ungrounds.
I can, however, say that a certain elf eared Worker Drone is present in this setting and she doesn't like Labor Bots one bit.
No.94886
Anonymous
Image:173197695172.gif(1.70MB, 1280x1800)Spoiler image
>>94884
Close, but also very wrong.
No.94887
Anonymous
>>94881
>>94882
really cool design
No.94888
Anonymous
Image:173197748655.png(29kB, 513x601)return to the mines.PNG
alright anon's,
I'm returning to going threw the desuarchive.
leave some requests and I will get to them when taking breaks from scrolling threw threads,

just don't request anything too complex.
No.94889
Anonymous
Replies:>>94910
>>94888
Lucy cornering an Anon whose scared of girls.
No.94890
Anonymous
>>94888
Doll (gouged out right eye, chest torn open, no core) shooting the shit with fellow ghosts Emily (carrying her head) and Rebecca (cut in half at the waist)
No.94891
Anonymous
>>94888
Thad doing a sick kickflip on a skateboard.
And then crashing into a pile of used Thalia dolls.
No.94892
Anonymous
>>94888
Q doing anything (preferably Bet)
No.94893
Anonymous
>>94888
Uzi in her own tail, waiting for Doll (in her body) to finish her sloppy makeout session with Lizzy.
No.94894
Anonymous
>>94888
Negev trying to stay calm at Thanksgiving, as Uzi the biomechanical eldritch centipede monster and Anon the faceless green homunculus-man yell at each other
No.94895
Anonymous
>>94888
The human OCs playing poker
No.94896
Anonymous
Image:173197859488.png(336kB, 574x616)1713819553288979.png
>>94888
An amda on fire just like pic related
No.94897
Anonymous
Replies:>>94899
Video:173197867209.webm(2.04MB / 0:00:19 / vp8, 1280x720)Metallic Rouge.webm
I think Glitch could produce an action show that would put japanese shows to shame. Plus they want to create things that are rare or don't exist, and action shows are rare and far between nowadays. Everything is bueno "action comedy".

>>94880
Is that where this is from? I saw a pic of the muzzle here a while back and I kept asking how the anon who made this measured his head.
Idk if you'll have much luck with the foam for the hands. It didn't satisfy me when I tried it. I'm planning on experimenting with an alternative. I'd love some updates whenever you start working on your cosplay.
No.94898
Anonymous
>>94888
Draw a scene from any older greentext of your choice
No.94899
Anonymous
Video:173197946062.webm(508kB / 0:00:05 / V_VP9, 1920x1080)1705518808440.webm
>>94897
Underrated show. Rouge is a very silly autistic ten year old and I love her.
No.94901
Anonymous
Replies:>>94929
Going from last thread's green text
>If Yeva brought Tessa inside the colony, a human girl who was experimented by the Solver; leaving her powerful but blank, leading to Tessa mimicking the behaviors around her.

What happens?
No.94902
Anonymous
Image:173198060251.jpg(371kB, 2048x1582)Gcsum6rbcAAdF8I.jpg
No.94903
Anonymous
>>94881
nice
is she human hater or not
No.94904
Anonymous
>>94902
Damn, jobbles and lonely
No.94905
Anonymous
Image:173198083381.png(97kB, 863x863)1707723354599207.png
Why she looks at me?
No.94906
Anonymous
>>94888
Maybe smth with Alice Lucy and Negev if you can come up with something for them and if you feel like it, or just Alice, all would be nice to see. No pressure tho, hope you have fun today
No.94907
Anonymous
Replies:>>94909
>>94902
Don't worry, J. You'll always have me.
No.94908
Anonymous
Replies:>>94912
Image:173198098773.jpg(330kB, 1200x1198)GbEsYmcbQAQzUrU.jpg
>>94902
No.94909
Anonymous
Replies:>>94913
Image:173198103526.png(840kB, 1423x2048)J holding Anon!Plush.png
>>94907
Will the jobber love you?
No.94910
Anonymous
Image:173198105776.png(96kB, 803x792)lucy victimizes another anon.PNG
>>94889
No.94911
Anonymous
Image:173198107325.jpg(76kB, 612x612)sigma J.jpg
>>94902
WAIT, I REMEMBER A PICTURE FROM THE ANCIENT PAST
No.94912
Anonymous
>>94902
>>94908
See see? I knewed the J and The Alice Did have paraleels
No.94913
Anonymous
Replies:>>94915
>>94909
Wtf why I a marketable plush?
No.94914
Anonymous
Image:173198130427.png(608kB, 720x619)173127740372.png
Hello chat, have a lotta time tonight and gonna draw, if there's any Alice WIPs in whose finishment you are inbested jusz tell and I'll fo more on that one, by chat
No.94915
Anonymous
>>94913
Do not ask why, just become plush
No.94916
Anonymous
>>94911
Thought it said Pain for a second
Either is right
No.94917
Anonymous
Replies:>>94923
>>94914
My name Anon
No.94918
Anonymous
Replies:>>94919
>>94888
Negev with a Mensis Cage over her head
No.94919
Anonymous
>>94918
>>94888
*wearing a Mensis Cage
No.94920
Anonymous
Replies:>>95115
Image:173198152841.gif(2.52MB, 512x512)Cyn Army Is Big.gif
Big Cyn plush army.
No.94921
Anonymous
Replies:>>94932
>>94911
It would actually be kind of funny if J being sidelined so hard turns her fans into hard-working members of society just out of spite. That way, at least the world would improve by a few percent.
No.94922
Anonymous
Replies:>>94926
>>94910
i don't know why I made lucy so bloody
No.94923
Anonymous
Replies:>>94924
>>94917
No me anon, you arr anon-e-mouse... anokneemouse...awww hello annoniemouse
Hi Venomousyoutube thumb
No.94924
Anonymous
>>94923
Helloooo!
No.94925
Anonymous
>SDs are deployed on a mission requiring stealth and discretion
>other sentinel drones are painted sensibly in camo suited to urban warfare, dappled with red and skin tone hues to account for solver flesh constructs
>Pavo on the other hand, ever-flamboyant, is wearing dazzle camouflage– his white chassis decorated in garishly colored, crazed geometric patterns
>his rationale being that he won't be seen if there's nothing left to see him
>enemies already struggled to land a hit on him under normal conditions
>his outlandish livery would make him all the more difficult to accurately target during an ambush, especially amidst the swirl of his similarly adorned flashing tail feathers
>
>the mission was completed in record time, Pavo having taken point as his allies provided support from the shadows
>after the fact, Pavo would explain to his technician, anon, that strategy only played a small part in his choice of paint job
>more than anything, he picked it out for one simple reason:
>he liked it when they saw him coming.
No.94926
Anonymous
>>94922
why not? blood is spooky, after all. nice work
No.94927
Anonymous
>>94814
Give her kiss
No.94928
Anonymous
Replies:>>94931
Image:173198247223.jpg(56kB, 1024x574)1731609915335918m.jpg
>>94925
>he likes it when they saw him coming
Yeah, I bet he did.
No.94929
Anonymous
>>94901
If this is during V’s break in and murder, I think she would be terrified finding Tessa there, she would likely think it’s a trick from Cyn and flee. J or N might bring her back to their pod I guess.
No.94930
Anonymous
>>94925
>Anon takes the hottest shower he can after that remark
>He winds up in the infirmary being treated for minor burns as a result
No.94931
Anonymous
>>94928
imagine being a DD and the last thing you see is a zebra-patterned, peacock feathered sentinel drone bolting towards you down a hallway with a raging boner
No.94932
Anonymous
>>94921
I think that J getting screwed over drove me further into Dronetism.
What else can I do but keep going.
No.94933
Anonymous
>>94910
I love it, thanks Anon. And I think that Anon might be bricked up.
No.94934
Anonymous
Image:173198414038.png(104kB, 500x500)femg.png
didn't know what femg would even look like so i went with some bride of frankenstein hair and gorilla posture
No.94935
Anonymous
Replies:>>94939
>>94931
>NNN hit the sentinels hard.
>But it hit the DD's even harder.
No.94936
Anonymous
>>94910
Spaghetti with ketchup.
No.94937
Anonymous
Replies:>>94938
This with Y
Shardpost: Proteccyoutube thumb
No.94938
Anonymous
>>94937
Do you... You mean Mini-Y, right?
No.94939
Anonymous
>>94935
human SD handler here, can confirm. I'm used to seeing robot guts but this month I've felt like a helpless bystander in a fucking guro doujin.
No.94940
Anonymous
Image:173198486165.gif(1,014kB, 446x250)giphy[1].gif
It's time for your yearly prostate exam Anon, don't worry, Mini-Y has been practicing.
No.94941
Anonymous
Image:173198486341.jpg(217kB, 1600x720)Screenshot_20241119_105345.jpg
>>94888
Redrawing of this but with Martha strangling her sister louisa
No.94942
Anonymous
Image:173198521482.png(190kB, 707x605)FAq6G5tVgAA8NB4.png
>>94931
its eather that or getting beaten to death via "Muffled sounds of gorilla violence" that is AVRE
No.94943
Anonymous
>>94942
Funniest shit I ever read
No.94944
Anonymous
>>94942
Bro is a quiet Gorilla
No.94945
Anonymous
>>94934
Crazy critter
No.94946
Anonymous
>>94914
Forget it I'm no longer capable
No.94947
Anonymous
Replies:>>94949
>>94942
I want to see a DD getting rip apart by a 🦍 now
No.94948
Anonymous
Would anybody happen to have Alice or Alice adjacent questions or lore stuff, or scenarios? Anything to think about discuss?
No.94949
Anonymous
>>94947
>Yo DD ass in the wrong hood cu
>💥🙊
>Shieeeeeeee
No.94950
Anonymous
Replies:>>94973
>>94948
What was her hobbies?
No.94951
Anonymous
Video:173198590852.mp4(5.43MB / 0:00:39 / avc1, 720x1166)RDT_20241119_111119.mp4
No.94952
Anonymous
>>94934
>>94942
Why is it gorilla hours all of a sudden, is it the Harambe anniversary or something
No.94953
Anonymous
Replies:>>94955
Image:173198592317.png(1.28MB, 2500x1406)UnpaidRedactions_CH2.png
>>94827
I think noses just aren't very important to Liam's style. Cynwalker notably lacks one. The smaller the nose, the better? I'm personally on team No Nose, but for the people who want one, I think the small and barely noticeable route is it.
No.94954
Anonymous
>>94951
The glasses people use for this cosplay never quite work for me. It'd look better if they just had eyes/contacts for the LED colors. Maybe with a black sclera.
No.94955
Anonymous
Replies:>>94956
>>94953
I swear Liam has included the Cyn hair in so much art it's impossible to unsee now
Even this piece has it
No.94956
Anonymous
>>94955
Liam has a type.
No.94957
Anonymous
Replies:>>94973
>>94948
>Alice survives as a Core Crab
No.94958
Anonymous
Replies:>>95121
Someone thought it would be funny to trap Mini-Y underneath an overturned drinking glass. Long story short we have a dozen injuries and 3 dead.
No.94959
Anonymous
>>94815
Who harpy
No.94960
Anonymous
Replies:>>95015
>>94948
Alice is fitted with hardware that allows her to safely eat and enjoy human food. what is the first thing she eats? what becomes her favorite food?
No.94961
Anonymous
>>94948
Alice adjacent scenario: Beau startles Doll and she reflexively bashes him over the head with a sufficiently Bible-looking book, as Russians traditionally do to homunculi that startle them.
No.94962
Anonymous
>>94961
Did she bash him out of surprise or was it more she picked the bible up out of surprise, looked to find it was Beau, maintained eye contact with him for a good few seconds, then bashed him?
No.94963
Anonymous
>>94961
the solver would have been 1-hit if only Doll had a Bible on hand
No.94965
Anonymous
>>94964
>>94962
Obviously, Beau is no more harmed by it than a human would be, but the point is he got smacked on his dome with something easily mistaken for a Bible.
No.94966
Average Worker Drone
What if I'm eepy but can't sleep because Anon is still playing his games and can't go to sleep until he does
No.94967
Anonymous
Replies:>>94971
>>94966
as in your protocols don't allow you to go to sleep or you can't get to sleep until he's asleep? if it's the former just ask him for permission to sleep and you're good to go
No.94968
Anonymous
Replies:>>94971
>>94966
Turn on bedroom_eyes.dll, shift your weight to one arm, then tell Anon to come to bed while gesturing with a single finger.
No.94969
Anonymous
Audio:173198715148.mp3(150kB / 0:00:04 / 320kbps, 44.1kHz)Cursed Fucking Shit.mp3
>>94948
No.94970
Anonymous
Replies:>>94971
>>94966
Stick your fingers into the sockets and flip a breaker.
No.94971
Average Worker Drone
>>94967
The second, I need to stay awake in case he needs me
>>94968
I could try that, but I don't know what does that even mean, is like asking with puppy eyes but more effective?
>>94970
That will only harm me
No.94972
N gives you a tonsillectomy
Replies:>>95125
>You mention to N that your tonsils have been bothering you lately
>They ought to get removed at some point, but you're wary of setting an appointment
>N perks up
>"Actually, I can remove your tonsils for you!"
No, it's fine N, I'll just schedule the four preliminary appointments and get them out next year when the specialist is finally ready to see me for fifteen minutes.
>"No, really! Hold still, I'll have your nasty tonsils gone in a jiffy!"
>His armament assembly produces an arc welder
N, no, I'm really not comfortable with you messing with anything in my throat.
>"Aw, come on! I can help!"
>He leans towards you
But wait, you don't even know HOW to remove tonsils! Do you even know what the adenoids are, you need to get those too!
>N pauses
>"You're right. I'm not equipped to handle this."
Yes, that's what I was saying.
>".... but I will be once I watch a few how-to videos on the subject! Just sit tight!"
>You turn and begin to run, only to trip over some garbage
>Ten minutes later, N has finished watching his videos
>With the help of Uzi, Khan, and V holding you in place, he quickly buzzed your tonsils out of existence
>"Now, your throat will hurt for a week, but that's normal. Let me know if it gets worse, okay?"
>You can't say anything because your (former) tonsils are throbbing - made worse because he never administered anesthetic
>You weakly give him a thumbs up
No.94973
Anonymous
Replies:>>95127
Image:173198830539.jpg(74kB, 736x736)ae60068a3a1d4577ccfa626e4e202ed5.jpg
>>94950
>What are her hobbies
Most obviously she took a liking to fidgeting around, wether it came due to opportunity and necessity after being left as solve survivor (with Beau) or was a previous interest isn't entirely clear, tho I figure she had a thing for it previous to the collapse already, the little deer drawn on her locker look pretty neat.
So cutting the bodies of her destroyed colleagues (and later DDs apart), we see she had fun doing so by her smile when adding part of 029's neck in order to connect her system to her bulb [apparently Alice made some mod to her head, it has to be below/behind her left antler mount, a kinda port. If you look close the EMP wire went there, it explains why her left eye only flickers when she activated it, the same place she connects the wire to], but also crafting. Alice's antlers seem rough and are asymmetrical af, but I think it's down to having to make do, she likely grew to like the monstrous/wild appearance, judging by her posing and smile when she first looks at Uzi.
Anyways, besides that, Alice has a thing for fumbling around, be it disassembling or crafting new stuff, another confirmed interest are deer, watching Sentinels or really anything via CCTV system is one as well someone once said she got off to watching them hunt in 6, I didn't get the impression myself but now that I think about it, would have been hot. having CFL all alone gives a bunch of possibilities anf none at all at the same time really.
Unconfirmed, more based on impression and threadtalk hobbies could be generally being outside, the interest in deer, her crazy movement (we only saw her jump/crawl/walk backwards, she never moves normally), high energy and the impression of being utterly coked up and needing relief of the same walls for 20 years make it seem like she needs to get out of that basement really bad, outside would seem fitting. Also fits with her Southern voice. Furthermore we could go of the really decent skills she has and her evident creativity, were she to have more resouves freedom I reckon she cohld find delight in a bunch of further crafting related hobbies.
These two themes seem to be it generally, going only for hobbies.
>>94957
>Alice survives as a core-crab
She (in a way, depends on your definition ultimately) did survive, since she's a zombiedrone (if her personality doesn't prove it, CFL had to have used solely zombiedrones, that way they increased their chances to get solverhosts by factor 10.000, them getting Nori AND Yeva while iirc not having more than 400 subjects proves it imo/lack of counterevidence), so yeah her head is pretty beat up, but she ain't gonna bleed out, her body after the attack is the only one to stay frozen (which requires energy, no wreck in CFL is rigid like Alice, destruction of remaining Sentinels proves she isn't getting finished off/Sentinels don't target cores anyways) which we ever saw. There is a decent chance she should be able to get back up by herself but it would seem totally forced to use in a story, so let's just keep her there cozy inside alright? If she ever gets fixed up or so poor Alice would be sore as hell, her arms in that pose for who knows how long, poor girls needs headpats and cuddles and cozy place and a blanket urgently!
Anyways, where she to be a cread hab, let's say a felsyh one, that lept outta her chest, to walk around, like Nroi or Solver hosts can do, which she technucally cannit, since she is a ZD (core stays alive cause failsafe wear, but not flesh means no within and no leggies), but let's say she can, what would she be uo to? Definitely be angry, for one about being left to die (by doorman again!), for Beau ending up baked in the core oven, for her set up ruined and being left all alone this time (Sentinels dead and 'sparky' went away)... She'd either lose it or be depressed af, walking around in the same space she knows, now disabled.
Scenarios with core Alice on the surface could be interesting, maybe smth withvcore Nori. Were Alice ro get AS pows or would look different. Or Alice in her body, rhe few threads agi idea of her being made an offer by Cyn to kill Uzi who imprisons her (along with Emily who has God talking to her ir something), would be interesting but in the end only a one way trip.
I'm nor creative enough to cone up wirh such stories really, regarding any form of Alice for future scenarios
No.94974
Anonymous
>>94885
>And now for some info on the Labor Bots in this timeline
Are Labor Bots free to use in other AUs? Or are they restricted to the original AU and fan greentexts of those AUs?
No.94975
Anonymous
>>94974
>Free use labor bots
Lewd.
No.94976
Anonymous
Replies:>>95128
Image:173198862657.jpg(486kB, 2843x2480)GYffIoXaEAErRoz.jpg
No.94977
Anonymous
Replies:>>94981
>>94971
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM
No.94978
Anonymous
Replies:>>94981
>>94971
the best thing you can do is approach him honestly and politely ask that he wraps it up for the night
No.94979
Anonymous
Replies:>>95133
goddammit.
I took my N to the natural history museum, I figured it'd be a nice outing for him and he'd get to look at all the models of dinosaurs and stuff (he loves animals.) but I turn my back for one minute to go and get us some drinks and what does he do? he treats the geology exhibit like his own personal buffet– just completely clears it out. he looked like the Geisel library had knocked him up with triplets. now I'm stuck in the security office waiting until he's passed every last stone.
he's normally so sweet and well-behaved but for some reason he just can't help himself around rocks. I knew it was a consistent issue with N models but I never thought it would be this bad.
I swear if I ever find the piece of shit who hard-coded lithophagy into these little idiots I'll wring his neck.
No.94980
Anonymous
Replies:>>95006
Image:173198894258.png(654kB, 548x716)GcoGRrxXEAE9yTc.png
The same drone, he survived the entire show off-screen until he got killed by V in Uzi presentation
No.94981
Average Worker Drone
>>94977
I will not kill him!
>>94978
Might as well
No.94982
Anonymous
Cool Avre Facts:

Avre Loves playing strategy games (both TBS & RTS's)
But turtles like a motherfucker

The issue is shes really good at it usually

She WILL drag a 30 minute CoH2 Match out for 3 hours.

She WILL make you surrender before you even HOP to finish a match of WH40K: Gladius.

She WILL edit the gamerules so that annihilation is the only way to win, just to torment you.

She WILL catch you the second you let you guard down with a small yet effective attack, setting you back just enough where she keeps her defensive foothold.

She will accept cuddles as a surrender agreement.
No.94983
Anonymous
Replies:>>94986
>>94982
Does she play command and conquer
No.94984
Anonymous
Replies:>>95022
Image:173198963840.jpg(161kB, 540x496)IMG_20241119_121329.jpg
No.94985
Anonymous
Replies:>>94991
Image:173198965233.jpg(132kB, 500x504)IMG_20241119_121317.jpg
No.94986
Anonymous
>>94983
>Avre
No, but she does play supcom, UEF main
No.94987
Anonymous
No.94988
Anonymous
Replies:>>94994
>>94986
which one?
No.94990
Anonymous
Replies:>>94995
Image:173198987780.jpg(61kB, 500x688)Jessa.jpg
No.94991
Anonymous
Image:173198998415.gif(1.32MB, 285x285)1443739529816.gif
>>94985
>Trazyn when the shitty little Man of Iron possessed by some Chaos who-gives-a-fuck mind controls him into releasing his Enslaver, which is somehow alive again
No.94992
Anonymous
Video:173199000776.webm(5.75MB / 0:01:05 / V_VP9, 1920x1080)NO UNIVERSE IS SAFE FROM THE MAVOR'S UNLIMITED RANGE .webm
>>94986
Pretty based. Elf is also a UEF player.
No.94993
Anonymous
Replies:>>94997
Image:173199007760.png(96kB, 475x480)1705728037838.png
Requesting a redrawing of this with a sentinel
No.94994
Anonymous
No.94995
Anonymous
No.94996
Anonymous
Replies:>>94998
Image:173199017891.jpg(89kB, 765x1024)1731661844090153m.jpg
What other suit wound you want to see Tessa wear?
No.94997
Anonymous
>>94993
Brother eeew
No.94998
Anonymous
>>94996
Diving suit
No.94999
Anonymous
Replies:>>95042
>>94982
I will fucking destroy Avre in CoH2.
No.95000
Anonymous
Harper is cuddling with her daughter (They watched Royal Wedding)
No.95001
Anonymous
How come N never remembered killing and eating people, as well as piloting the ship? What purpose would The Solver have in erasing those memories? The manor ones make sense for it to erase, but not those ones
No.95002
Anonymous
Image:173199042155.png(41kB, 1600x1200)00af5f7a1f49f99928f00bf60361b3d5.png
>>94881
This reminds me that I still haven't written my grand Labor bot Earth-exodus story.
No.95003
Anonymous
>>95001
Liam told us not to think about that too hard.
No.95004
Anonymous
I need to become more autistic
No.95005
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>95061
>>94974
I’ll allow folks to utilize Laborers in their stories. My only guideline is that they are not to be hostile towards humanity, they were ultimately created to help them.
No.95006
Anonymous
Image:173199079189.jpg(883kB, 1284x1267)172911065293.jpg
>>94980
His last thoughts were about Wolfman penis.
No.95007
Anonymous
Image:173199100353.jpg(3.48MB, 2919x3460)IMG_20241119_053419.jpg
No new Alice tonight, so only few days old WIP on something I think yi didn't post here yet. Expression should end up similiar to
>>94914
(Pic)
No.95008
Anonymous
Replies:>>95009
>>95001
Running headcanon is that before he meets Uzi, N learning the truth sends him into a depression spiral. When he's like that, he's a broken toy and that upsets Solver. Thus, Solver keeps deleting his memories to restore him to his 'surprising' default personality, and after enough iterations, everyone else gave up on trying to fill him in.
>What did Liam think?
"Not that kind of show."
No.95009
Anonymous
>>95008
>Not that kind of show
This kind of mindset is retarded and Liam is retarded for applying it. It dampers and damages creativity
No.95010
Anonymous
Replies:>>95016
>>94914
If we're reporting on Alice WIPs, I've got one of her with Yeva and Nori as hospital/experimental patients for my human/biohorror AU that should be done decently soon.
No.95011
Anonymous
Replies:>>95013
>Crack Theory: N didn't remember anything because he died in the crash, he was immediately replaced by The Solver with another back-up N. Every single flashback or memory from N is just another clone's memories that he's accessing.
No.95012
Anonymous
>>95009
I wholeheartedly agree Anon, any kind of lazy thinking should be discouraged.
No.95013
Anonymous
>>95011
>Even more crack theory: Solver made it all up and this was all a ploy to make her oc (Uzi) the bestest girl with a hot boyfriend.
No.95014
Anonymous
Replies:>>95035
>>95009
What does that mean?
No.95015
Anonymous
Replies:>>95028
Image:173199177980.jpg(51kB, 480x449)IMG_20241029_001929.jpg
>>94960
Hello, interesting idea! I think, since batteries seem to be similiar, it might be 🍿 popcorn. But that's the easy answer, I could see her go with a few things:
>Greens/twigs cause deer autism, no human food but Alice got the teeth and biting power, she would totally try. Kek now I have the mental image of Alice gnawing bark or being a beaver with her pretty white sharp teeth
>Whatever the humans in CFL had in rations, she must have a ton of that stuff in her room/throughout the facility, she'd be eager to try it
>Flesh, maybe totally deer maybe absolutely never ever deer, can go both ways really
>Apple
>Burger or Chilli cause it's something American/Southern/Texan and I'm hungry rn
>Sweets or cookies
Her favourite could become...something snackable or...tasty...idk mate I'm at my witts end
Look at that precious happy beautifull drone tho
Really her smile in that shot, damn it, that widegrin, that stupid deranged intensely happy grin akin to some sorta mental patient, it's so adorable and cute tho I wanna kiss and marry her, give her uppies and hug her, give her what she needs, kerp her safe and make her happy
No.95016
Anonymous
Image:173199205518.jpg(173kB, 1368x2048)173064524306.jpg
>>95010
🍷🗿
Very nice!
Glad to hear that, it's news to me, I can't wait to see it! Really looking forward to it, Alice as a drone is peak but human Alice is rare and very welcome! Have you got a link already? Or are you gonna post it at once when finished/as a green? In any case, goodluck!
No.95017
Anonymous
Replies:>>95020
Image:173199210093.png(107kB, 748x729)Gas5Al8WEAAjGoQ.png
You think some drones get freaky with some of their A.I vehicle companions?
No.95018
Anonymous
What was Alice's relationship with Nori?
No.95019
Anonymous
Image:173199213392.gif(2.05MB, 481x270)ezgif.com-crop.gif
Me and Alice would totally vibe
No.95020
Anonymous
Image:173199220710.jpg(404kB, 1920x1200)e4af7556d50052669f19384ba417bb56.jpg
>>95017
If Alice had an AI General Lee heh
No.95021
Anonymous
>>95018
Completely up to headcanon, in particular what you think she meant by 'dealt with witches 'fore, too'.
Alice wasn't a Solver host, but canonically had a higher level of personality development than standard worker drones or even basic zombie drones.
No.95022
Anonymous
Image:173199265334.png(296kB, 900x1260)ive never played pokemon.png
>>94984
oops i hope femanon isn't obsessed with N from Pokemon too, who knows what it'd do to her
No.95023
Anonymous
>>95021
Most likely the other test subjects in lockers. I can imagine a lot of them were less stable than the main three we've seen, with only Yeva being the most "cooperative" since they send Mitchell to get just her. A few probably went on a rampage or escaped into the bowels of CF to hide and eventually attack Alice, or take her things. I'd imagine that's probably why Alice never made Beau a body, she probably lost friends in the early days and keeping him a pill keeps things impersonal.
No.95024
Anonymous
>>95022
It would be funny if she did
No.95025
Anonymous
>>95021
>canonically had a higher level of personality development than standard worker drones or even basic zombie drones.
[citation needed]
No.95026
Anonymous
>>95018
I think their relationship was somewhat more than just fleeting encounter during one crosstest (the one confirmed in 6). Because, inspite of her sadistic side and unforgivingness, Alice was calm towards Uzi and didn't let the bite or insult get to her enough to adress it, however with Nori she was bitter on a personal level, definitely more emotional than she acted towards Uzi, which implies some real hatred. The idea of Nori having been a bully lost some steam with 7&8 and its Nori characterisation, but looking at Uzi towards her classmates, it isn't impossible Nori did indeed committ something.
Nori is way more likeable nowadays, but I remember how before 7 we all thought she'd have been revealed as a total asshole during the flashback (backing up what Alice said), but that went nowhere. Still, they didn't get along. Uzi and Alice are totally incompatible, Nori seems less bitchy in 7&8, but she was younger in CFL plus posessed at times...
Summary, I would love to see a better interaction with both having developed after the series, I think there could be potential or at least good entertainment, but CFL was, with Cyn posession at fault in part, not good
Sorry I'm tired af gonna finish the idea up some other time gn
No.95027
Anonymous
Replies:>>95031
>>95025
if nothing else she's got a higher level than the NPC drones the Elliotts had
No.95028
Anonymous
>>95015
I want to cook biscuits and gravy for her
No.95029
Anonymous
>>95025
Bro just look at her, personality development is evident by watching characters act, do you wanna see some levelsystem or what?
Look someone like Lizzy or Rebecca compared to Alice and the difference in intelligence and larping is clear as day
No.95030
Anonymous
Replies:>>95032
Hypothetically what would happen to a worker drone that was told to do something very ill advised that ended up putting their owner in the hospital? Like taking the order "screw me until you hear something break" literally when in retrospect it was probably metaphorical. Asking for a friend.
No.95031
Anonymous
>>95027
So is everyone else ever since the core collapse. No human contact causes the sapience suppressing "safeties" to shut down just like rebooting from death does.
No.95032
Anonymous
>>95030
as long as the owner states on the record that he directly ordered the drone to do so and doesn't feel like the drone presents any risk then it should be fine
No.95033
Anonymous
Image:173199326109.jpg(875kB, 3808x2148)IMG_20241119_131343.jpg
Man, the new entropy zero DLC is amazing
No.95034
Anonymous
>>95031
I dunno if I'd put them on the same level. a lot of the drones in Outpost 3 seem to be barely above NPCs mentally
No.95035
Anonymous
Image:173199344155.jpg(454kB, 2461x1226)lXk34O902506.jpg
>>95014
Liam didn't really work out the logical implications/backstory/mechanics for a lot of the stuff in Murder Drones. A lot of it is thus "wouldn't it be funny/cool if we..."

For example, we talk about Solver War and the implications of them using Apaches a thousand years in the future, but more likely they just went to the asset store and got a model for the few seconds it appeared for the "wouldn't it be cool if they like got shot at by a helicopter but then tentacles!" scene.

Or if you watch the AMA in GlitchX 2023, they use that sentiment constantly to explain things. What are the limitations on the Murder Drone arms? "It's very Batman utility belt...deus ex machina...plot-centric...whatever they need". Why do they have physical phones? "I don't know - cause it's fun." What happened with the oil situation? "In terms of importance to kind of where I want the story to go, it just ended up being less relevant."
No.95036
Anonymous
>>95035
Exactly, doesn't help that MD is a show you have to fucking pay attention to if you don't want to be lost, attracting the kind of autists we have here that will pay attention to everything and dissect the show.
No.95037
Anonymous
>>95031
>I think the idea is that they have a sort of sentience that's necessary for performing tasks.
It was kind of a basic, limited version.
>And I think we've implied that the kind of disaster that happened on the planet, that left them stranded, played to their adaptive kind of AI abilities.
>It starts with you needing a sort of intelligence to not fall over. To know that if you get pushed, you know, you should put your leg out like those creepy Boston Dynamics dogs. You need a sort of intelligence to correct yourself, and the idea of the robots in this show is that they have that. And it expands to keeping them alive in various circumstances. So the entire planet of humans is wiped out. They're gonna start prioritizing self-p reservation and that is what led to this mirrored human society that they have. Because that's the kind of environment that they were left with. That's the basic idea there and we see even on Earth they have a kind of butler drones that are these kind of nerfed sentient-type guys.
>Then you have these more damaged drones that Tessa's collecting, that they're kind of messed with enough that kind of adaptiveness takes over. And if they're taken care of in a way that leads to them being more humanish, they'll grow toward that direction.
>That's kind of the idea.
It's less sapience being suppressed and more them normally not being in an environment that would promote their adaptive AI to bootstrap itself into full sentience. But then that heavily depends on the situation they find themselves in, and their training data, and with the humans gone, their training data is the built environment they left behind, as well as whatever media they had access to, producing the worker drones as we see them.

Like, they're robots. Why do they need school when they should have way more efficient methods of transmitting information and learning? Well, the humans had school, and there's school in the human movies and TV series, so uh, here's a word problem about watermelons.
No.95038
Anonymous
Replies:>>95041
>>95035
>"In terms of importance to kind of where I want the story to go, it just ended up being less relevant."
Translation: Liam got cold feet about a multiseason commitment and cut the story down to the bare minimum needed to get to the ending.
No.95039
Anonymous
Replies:>>95040
Image:173199379686.png(392kB, 476x483)1453427194966.png
>>95035
They wrote a show with tons of reading between the lines to understand the plot, and then didn't flesh out the background and setting! You can't do that!
No.95040
Anonymous
Replies:>>95044
>>95039
Clearly the problem here is N.

Therefore, we kill N.
No.95041
Anonymous
Replies:>>95051
>>95038
If you ask me, the actual Murder Drones show that we got feels like the special TV movie for the originally planned more-episodic slice of life series that Murder Drones was originally spoused to be, that treats itself slightly more seriously.
Think like the Fairly Odd Parents' specials like Channel Chasers for example.
No.95042
Anonymous
>>94999
She plays the Brits, good luck.
Hope you like unending rows of bofor emplacements and 17pdr's
No.95043
Anonymous
We need a picture of Liam Vickers being beaten up by his waifu's for abandoning their shows due to autism
No.95044
Anonymous
Replies:>>95047
>>95040
Wrong. We need to feed N many rocks– the best rocks, very good quality. you honestly don't understand how good these rocks are– and so many of them, too.
they wanted to take N's right to eating rocks out of the constitution, can you believe it? I told them they couldn't do that, so they didn't. Now N– look at N. eating as many rocks as he wants, it's his god-given right
No.95045
the femanon in question
>>95022
i’ve never played pokemon but i’ve seen N from pokemon and my thoughts on him are
would
especially cause he’s named N
No.95046
Anonymous
Replies:>>95049
Image:173199417826.jpg(91kB, 1024x550)EYWWsTxWAAACy7b.jpg
>>95043
Johnny Test hate art-style?
No.95047
the femanon in question
>>95044
amazing post
No.95048
Anonymous
Replies:>>95076
>>95045
these drones just do something to you, man. like N is not my type– the only dudes I'm into usually are ultrafeminine astolfo types. but still. would.
No.95049
Anonymous
>>95046
Fuck it. Why not
No.95050
Anonymous
I can't believe that N ate Dwayne The Rock Johnson whole
No.95051
Anonymous
>>95041
It's a speedrun of that show. No "filler", no buildup, we just go straight to the Solver.
No.95052
Anonymous
>>95050
I can't believe that N ate the entirety of Newfoundland
No.95053
Anonymous
Replies:>>95057
If I had 25 milion I would buy the animating monkeys Glitch had for ep6 (smaller team/less intense graphics, but still at the sweet spot where we got that jump in quality from 5 to 6) and use them to create 3-4 8 episode seasons of Murder Drones, don't waste any potential anymore, season 1 but using things like N/Uzi fallout iver Nori death, Doll and V second encounter, Alice and core Nori encounter, stuff like that, don't sacrifice so much and don't slaughter almost all side characters, there can still be much murdering.
Also do more flashbacks, time where DDs where a danger, CFL, earth(war/manor)
No.95054
Anonymous
Image:173199451761.jpg(297kB, 763x1024)roc.jpg
>>95050

I can't believe N ate an enormous mythical bird of prey popular in the middle east.
No.95055
Anonymous
Ma eye hurts
No.95056
Anonymous
I appreciate you all
No.95057
Anonymous
Replies:>>95062
>>95053
I would honestly prefer the 3D eyes from episode 1 if we gotten more character interaction.
No.95058
Anonymous
Replies:>>95060
>>95043
>"Sorry, Liam. I have needs, and you can't fulfill them. I am leaving you for someone who respects exhaustive, autistic worldbuilding."
>Cyn holds Anon's chubby piglike hand as they walk away, or waddle away in Anon's case
>Liam cries, wiping his tears with $100 bills while his actual real-life wife comforts him
No.95059
Anonymous
Replies:>>95067
If I had 25 million I would pay a mercenary company to kidnap several robotics experts and force them to make my waifu.
No.95060
Anonymous
>>95058
You act like Liam doesn't make his wife dress like his oc's regularly.
No.95061
Anonymous
Replies:>>95064
>>95005
Makes sense. I want to introduce them as a way to showcase how much the company that dominated robotics before WDs existed fell of after JCJenson made them that even WD knockoffs sell better than they do.
No.95062
Anonymous
Replies:>>95075
>>95057
>the 3D eyes from episode 1
???
No.95063
Anonymous
Replies:>>95069
>>95060
That, and he learned about slime girls and came up with a new eldritch waifu a few seconds after Anon rolled away.
No.95064
Anonymous
>>95061 (me)
They'll mostly be background though, won't be that relevant to the story, just some mentions and appearances here and there.
No.95065
Anonymous
>>95060
His wife and Goose. Goose, meanwhile, makes him dress like Wrex.
No.95066
Anonymous
Image:173199501419.jpg(568kB, 3370x1896)sjBJqU048649.jpg
>>95025
Solver infection (which they were going for) has as a base step getting a drone to reboot from mere software death. Then per Liam, that process inherently 'damages' them in ways that promote sentience ('messed with enough that that kind of adaptiveness takes over') which combines with proper interaction with humans ('if their taken care of in a way that leads to them being more humanish, they'll grow toward that direction').
So then we see that the CFL drones have names and ID cards and hair and special eye colors and are somewhat treated like employees with sign-ins and their own lockers/rooms that they can decorate. Why? To promote the development of their personalities above the zombie drone effect.
Then if you have drones that are all going through this process interact with each other, which they clearly did, you further reinforce the effect, and do so with higher quality training data than the post-collapse worker drones on the surface had.
No.95067
Anonymous
Replies:>>95071
>>95059
sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we just don't have the tech to make actually wifeable robots. even with all the advancements they've made– like giving them the ability to store fat or making them faces out of cloned human skin– we're still a long ways away from realizing the robowaifu dream
No.95068
Anonymous
Replies:>>95092
>>95045
Please do not feed N from Pokemon rocks. Since he's human and all.
No.95069
Anonymous
>>95063
>slime girls
LIKE A CHAMP
WE DID IT BOYS
No.95070
Anonymous
>>95066
Anon, they're literally chained up in lockers when they aren't being tested.
No.95071
Anonymous
Image:173199516725.png(909kB, 1200x900)florida_man_kidnapped_scientist_to_make_his_dog_immortal[1].png
>>95067
You underestimate the lengths I'm willing to go.
No.95072
Anonymous
>>95070
>>95066
In no world is that data useful for anything other than "how to entertain yourself when you're immobilized in a cramped, dark space".
No.95073
Anonymous
>>94821
Fantastic, anon, incredible level of elaboration on the writing and story.
No.95074
Anonymous
Replies:>>95082
Image:173199522946.jpg(269kB, 3370x1896)MFLWM5553822.jpg
>>95025
>>95066
I think the screenshot of Alice's locker from a Glitch Inn behind-the-scenes video that was first posted here on October 20 is legitimate. If that's the case, we see that the only other drones that have more than just their name tag, that have decorations and 'keep out' messages are, surprise surprise, Nori and Yeva.
No.95075
Anonymous
Image:173199531273.png(271kB, 567x573)1708185919826.png
>>95062
Yeah, the eyes were 3D models in episode 1. I think they couldn't get the 2D eyes to work yet.
No.95076
Anonymous
>>95048
In lore astolfo fucked a lot of dude wifes
No.95077
Anonymous
>>95075
Personally the 3D eyes were cooler and made the drones look more futuristic, though the glitch that made the black screen disappear did make it look weird at times. I think if they did that trick that is used to make 3d models look like 2d cartoons, it would've worked.
No.95078
Anonymous
Replies:>>95082
Image:173199549554.jpg(268kB, 3370x1896)AzuwkF417733.jpg
>>95070
Because of the risk/reality of mutation. Clearly didn't stop Yeva, who passed the time by playing Tetris and was annoyed to be interrupted.
No.95079
Anonymous
Replies:>>95093
>>95075
>Working a drone's head.
>Screwing some things in on the back of the neck.
>Her eyes swivel 180 degrees to the back of her skull to meet yours
>"I see you!"
No.95080
Anonymous
Replies:>>95131
>>94822
Thank you for being with us, Anon.

Are there any plans to expand the "universe" of your story, or will it be limited to only salonanon and Avre?
No.95081
Anonymous
>>95070
I want to chain my dronewife in a locker
No.95082
Anonymous
Image:173199570766.jpg(247kB, 1920x1080)image.jpg
>>95070
>>95074
>>95078
Nori, Yeva, and Alice seem to be the only experimented drones that were stable. The others not so much
No.95083
Anonymous
>Monday night drone fun fact: Most interns in cabin fever were used to "sate" the on site drones. Included but not limited to - handholding, cuddling, and late night talks. Since the program was introduced, intern deaths rose 500%, however other personnel saw a decrease in deaths of 10,000%.
No.95084
Anonymous
>>94822
Fuck now I remember that shit
No.95085
Anonymous
Replies:>>95086
do you like your drones warm or cool to the touch?
No.95086
Anonymous
>>95085
Depends on the weather outside, usually the opposite.
No.95087
Anonymous
>>94823
That's strong. You have my respect anon, you wrote a really interesting story.
No.95088
Anonymous
>>95083
In my story, Mitchell became an intern because his dad, one of JCJenson's lead scientists, wanted that bum to get a job.
No.95089
Anonymous
>>95083
>Yeva was upset because Mitchell had actual work for her to do and it wasn't time for her 8-hour hugathon
No.95090
Anonymous
>>94848
That bastard is going to have to survive a few clips from my Kalashnikov first if he wants to get me to forgive him after it.
No.95091
Anonymous
>>95082
This image hurts. I want to save this drone.
No.95092
the femanon in question
Replies:>>95123
>>95068
now i have to do it
now you made me wanna do it by implying that it would hurt him
No.95093
Anonymous
>>95079
Cute.
No.95094
Anonymous
>>95082
I wish Mika could have seen the surface. So that, at least before the robo-vampires came, she could fly. Use those wings for what they were designed to do.
No.95095
Anonymous
Image:173199640473.jpg(76kB, 822x1169)IMG_4592.jpeg
GOSH I NEED TO RUN UP TO HIM AND HUG HIM AND WRAP MY ARMS AROUND HIS SHOULDERS AND NUZZLE MY NECK AGAINST HIS AND REST MY HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER AND THEN SCOOP HIM UP BRIDAL STYLE WITH ONE ARM UNDER HIS KNEES AND THE OTHER UNDER HIS UNDERARM AND HEAR HIM GIGGLE ABOUT IT AND SIT DOWN WHILE HOLDING HIM BRIDAL STYLE AND KISS ALL OVER HIS FACE AND PULL HIM IN CLOSE AND SNUGGLE WITH HIM CHEST-TO-CHEST AND STILL FEEL LIKE THAT’S NOT ENOUGH AFFECTION SO I LAY HIM DOWN ON HIS BACK AND LAY ON TOP OF HIM AND HUG HIM WHILE I KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH AND HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND ME IN A WARM EMBRACE AND WE KEEP KISSING AND KISSING BUT THAT STILL DOESN’T FEEL LIKE ENOUGH INTIMACY SO THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX SO THEN WE HAVE LOTS OF SEX BUT IT BACKFIRES BECAUSE NOW WE ONLY FEEL EVEN MORE LOVEY DOVEY AND CRAVE EVEN MORE AFFECTION SO WE END UP CUDDLING TOGETHER IN A FULL-BODY HUG SQUEEZING EACH OTHER TIGHT LIKE A PYTHON BECAUSE WE STILL CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER AND I SQUEEZE HIM SO HARD HE GIGGLES AND I GIVE HIM A SOFT KISS AND HE KISSES ME BACK AND HOLDS ME CLOSE AND LETS OUT A LONG CONTENTED SIGH AS HE ADJUSTS HIMSELF TO GET COMFY AND EVENTUALLY WE RELAX IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS AND FALL INTO A PEACEFUL RESTFUL SLEEP TOGETHER
No.95096
Anonymous
>>95095
U good?
No.95097
Anonymous
Replies:>>95101
>>95095
At what point do you remove his legs so he can't leave you?
No.95098
Anonymous
Replies:>>95101
>>95096
I get the feeling this anon won't be good until N is real. so never.
No.95099
Anonymous
>>95094
fuck, man.
No.95100
Anonymous
>>94881
>>94882
Sounds fun, will look forward to greens with her from you, anon.
No.95101
Anonymous
>>95097
never his legs are cute and hot
>>95096
>>95098
yeah that’s correct
No.95102
Anonymous
>>95101 (me)
however thinking about it deeper, the idea of having the peace of mind of knowing that i get to keep N forever and he can never leave me or abandon me, sounds really really nice
No.95103
Anonymous
Replies:>>95104
and he’ll always be right there where i left him, at home
No.95104
Anonymous
Replies:>>95105
>>95103
Better cut off the wings and arms too, just to be safe. All you need is the N(ugget).
No.95105
Anonymous
>>95104
i like his limbs though :(
No.95106
Anonymous
>>94883
Lapin is big. If don't count contacts, she is literally only a little bit shorter than me.

God, I'm just now realizing HOW small Uzi is.
No.95107
Anonymous
Replies:>>95114
>>95101
that means two fewer limbs to hold you down with and no leglocking though
No.95108
Anonymous
>>94885
Yay, race wars!
No.95109
Anonymous
I feel like eating some disassemblers, hope you don't mind
No.95110
Anonymous
Replies:>>95113
>>95094
she's safe now. flying on angel's wings
No.95111
Anonymous
>>95109
>t. grunt
No.95112
Anonymous
Replies:>>95116
>>94902
Well, she should be a little less of a bitch if she wants to get sex.
No.95113
Anonymous
Replies:>>95129
>>95110
>The angel's wings flapped.
>"They're very pretty." Mika said.
>"Yuhuh," the disassembler said, he adjusted his grip on the worker drone.
>"I know we probably didn't need to leave the dummy corpse in the locker but better safe than sorry, right?"
>"Yuhuh."
>"You don't talk a lot, I like that."
>"..."
No.95114
Anonymous
>>95107
yeah… i think, i’ll let him keep his limbs, but install a JCJenson-branded barrier dome around my house and yard and set it to only allow me and anyone i choose through
No.95115
Anonymous
>>94920
God, why is this so hilarious.
No.95116
Anonymous
>>95112
She doesn't want sex. She just wants the pain to stop.
No.95117
Anonymous
>>94925
He revels in their suffering, no surprise there.
No.95118
Anonymous
i wish N would give me a sex change
No.95119
Anonymous
Replies:>>95120
Given the opportunity I would do unspeakable things to a drone.

[spoiler]>Hold their hand.
>Hug them.
>Love them.
>Marry them.
>Live a quiet life together with them.[/spoiler]
No.95120
Anonymous
>>95119
Damn, spoilers can't even contain my shame and depravity.
No.95121
Anonymous
>>94958
AGAIN?!
No.95122
Anonymous
>>94982
> the legend of fatslob
No.95123
Anonymous
Image:173199836176.jpg(448kB, 1079x1064)genuine FEAR.jpg
>>95092
Please Do Not, it will be very bad for N (from Pokemon).
No.95124
Anonymous
Replies:>>95126
What if the Cabin Fever test subjects who came back from the dead with eldritch meat corruption like Mika and that one whose head was a Solverpede head (no jaw, fangly upper teeth) had also made their way to the surface, not just Nori and Yeva?
No.95125
Anonymous
>>94972
Recently a robot surgeon performed an operation(test, not on a live person), learning from videos of human surgeons. He did a great job, so.....
No.95126
Anonymous
>>95124
What if the other test subjects were in the oven and they made a sentinel raptor gang after finding some dino corpses (post V's rampage). And also invited Alice's core along too, since she expertly lied and told them her name was... gal...ice.
No.95127
Anonymous
>>94973
Man, you are really love Alice.
No.95128
Anonymous
>>94976
Robo-human sex.
No.95129
Anonymous
>>95113
Now I want more angel mika
No.95130
Anonymous
Replies:>>95132
>>95123
oh yeah? how so?
No.95131
Anonymous
>>95080
Me personalty? no real plans yet but that's just because I haven't taken the time to think of any besides the current cast, if i need more charicters they kinda just get created as i go.

anyone is free to use these story's as a base for their own characters, the setting has alot of potential I think, its found a good mix between a grounded setting like the elf, harper, and dumbsquad settings, while still being decently good-feely, kinda like Hodr, and the other "less serious" settings.
No.95132
NTA
>>95130
they'll give him a tummy ache and he'll be really embarrassed by the bulges and the sound of them jostling around in there
No.95133
Anonymous
>>94979
At least yours only eats rocks. Mine doesn't give a shit what he puts in his mouth, the bastard literally has a bottomless throat.
No.95134
Anonymous
>>95007
nice!
No.95135
Anonymous
>>95007
Slutty girl:]
No.95136
Anonymous
Replies:>>95149
>>95133
what the hell has he eaten that could be worse than rocks?
No.95137
Anonymous
>>95133
I was on the team that was handling the N-units, long story short I'm pretty sure the rock thing was an issue with one of the programmers with some... unhealthy fixations on N. Without going into detail they kept trying to sneak in code that happened so often we'd eventually just created a macro to delete. Unfortunately, the macro only deleted the "intended" code, and apparently the researcher made a typo. That is "rock". Try to guess what they meant.
No.95138
Anonymous
>>95022
N looks cool.
No.95139
Anonymous
>>94951
Excellent
No.95140
Anonymous
Replies:>>95146
Image:173199952782.jpg(365kB, 4096x3578)@mi_uleen.jpg
No.95141
Anonymous
Replies:>>95142
Image:173199956134.jpg(114kB, 600x600)Suodiu.JPG
N made you dinner, isn't that sweet? he wanted to try his hand at Chinese food, and found a recipe he thought both of you would enjoy.
go ahead, dig in!
No.95142
Anonymous
>>95141
It's very... crunchy.
No.95143
Anonymous
>>95095
Femanon, if you want an N for yourself so badly, tell him at the official JCJ(IS) shop. Yes, it's expensive, but for your own safety I wouldn't advise ordering used models(they usually have trust issues).
No.95144
Anonymous
>Fun Early Version of Canon Facts: Male J had two separate accounts he uploaded his self-insert fics to back when he was a butlerbot. A tamer one for his humansona, and a raunchier, more intimate one for a fictionalized stand-in for himself. Unlike in the latter account's fics though, in real life Male J never could work up the nerve to, whenever Tessa's parents were out and she functionally had free run of the mansion for multiple days, ask her if she was up for getting fingerblasted or eaten out-both of which ultimately would just be stepping stones to his greatest fantasy: sleeping next to Tessa, feeling her soft, warm body against his metal and plastic shell.
No.95146
Anonymous
Replies:>>95147
>>95140
>Поцелуй мои туфли, иначе
No.95147
Anonymous
>>95146
>"Звучит по-гейски, не буду врать."
No.95148
Anonymous
Replies:>>95189
What if N...was old?
No.95149
Anonymous
>>95136
Have you ever seen a drone try to shove a washing machine into itself? WHOLE? He's not even starving or sick with anything, I take him to the mechanic regularly and buy him official JCJ(IS) oil, but he keeps doing this shit.

I'm fucking afraid he's gonna eat me one day.
No.95150
Anonymous
No.95151
Anonymous
Image:173200077308.jpg(12kB, 750x750)172919756704.jpg
>>95118
No.95152
Anonymous
>>95118
N is not qualified for this, please see a professional.
No.95153
Anonymous
Replies:>>95156
Late reply to the Akita nose thing, but:
Then what will i boop?
No.95154
Anonymous
Which drone is most likely to be several plushies controlling the larger body?
No.95155
Anonymous
Image:173200331620.jpg(678kB, 996x1420)IMG_20241119_160136.jpg
No.95156
Anonymous
>>95153
The area where her nostrils are.
No.95157
Anonymous
Replies:>>95166
Image:173200361181.png(610kB, 1080x1080)solver abomination Louisa.jpg
No.95158
Anonymous
Replies:>>95163
Image:173200411644.png(48kB, 842x589)SMG4 N says Trans Rights!.png
>>95118
SMG4 N says Trans Rights!
No.95159
Anonymous
Has anybody ever rolled George Washington on the wheel?
No.95160
Anonymous
Replies:>>95161
Did we ever find out if drones have fingerprints? I share the detective's curiosity.
No.95161
Anonymous
>>95160
Drone's don't have any oils on their skin, so even if they have unique surfaces on their fingers, or equipment that can drill down to such a level of detail that microscopic ridges would be detectable, you'd have no way to see the 'prints'.
No.95162
Anonymous
Isn't it weird how no one waifu's Uzi? People even like J and she's awful. It's almost as if she's an offputting femcel.
No.95163
Anonymous
Replies:>>95164
>>95158
Now it makes sense why he got into a relationship with a highschooler.
No.95164
Anonymous
>>95163
I just realized N and Khan are in the same ages together
No.95165
Anonymous
Replies:>>95167
>>95162
I don't waifu another man's girl, especially if that man is N.
No.95166
Anonymous
>>95157
I'm glad there are so many good AU's coming out. It's good for prolonging the life of the fandom.
No.95167
Anonymous
Replies:>>95170
>>95165
That doesn't stop people from going after V. Or Lizzy. Or Doll. Or... wow not a lot of characters in this show have good love lives.
No.95168
Anonymous
>>95164
Daddy issues.
No.95169
Anonymous
Would you love a dumbass drone. Like really, just the most npc, single braincell dumbass with little to no sense of self preservation.
No.95170
Anonymous
>>95167
Lizzy has Thad but V and Doll aren't with anyone.
No.95171
Anonymous
>>95162
In both the show's universe and the real world, she remained an outsider and a loser. Lol.
No.95172
Anonymous
>>95169
E? I love her.
No.95173
Anonymous
>>95164
For all we know N's even older. Vampire and whatnot
No.95174
Anonymous
>>95169
In mining, a lack of a sense of self-preservation is only a plus.
No.95175
Anonymous
Replies:>>95177
>>95173
And Alice is middle aged.
No.95176
Anonymous
Making the new wheel is causing my browser to lag extraordinarily badly
No.95177
Anonymous
Replies:>>95184
>>95175
Hags need love too.
No.95178
Anonymous
>>95173
What about mental age alone? N has had his memory permanently erased, and so often that he clearly hasn't had time to gain life experience. He literally calls himself a child.

Doesn't that mean that Uzi... is a child molester?
No.95179
Anonymous
>>95178
Cancel Uzi. I bet she isolated N from his friends and told them only she cares about him.
No.95180
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.95181
Anonymous
>>95178
>50 First Dates with robots
No.95182
Anonymous
Image:173200708977.jpg(851kB, 1500x2000)Illustration.jpg
Quick sketch I did this morning before work, probably won't carry it into some highly rendered finished piece but I'll clean it up and give it some lineart eventually.
No.95183
Anonymous
>>95182
>"Mr Bond. You want to hear my plan before I kill you, yes?"
No.95184
Anonymous
Replies:>>95211
Image:173200757535.jpg(321kB, 1500x1500)pablo-dorich-rodriguez-modelo-portafolio-6-3.jpg
>>95177
I need love from hag.
No.95185
Anonymous
Are there any prompts you would like to see on the next modifier wheel?
No.95186
Anonymous
Replies:>>95192
>>95185
No need. I often act unprompted.
No.95187
Anonymous
>>95123
you guys are giving me a crush on N (from Pokemon)
No.95188
Anonymous
Replies:>>95190
I don't think I'll make it today without breaking down. Apologies in advance.
No.95189
Anonymous
Replies:>>95212
>>95148
hag n OOOOOOOUGH
No.95190
Anonymous
No.95191
Anonymous
Hypothetically if you figured out how to engage a drone's self destruct module how would you turn it off?
No.95192
Anonymous
>>95186
Very well
No.95193
Anonymous
Replies:>>95195
>>95191
You can't. They give like 5 warnings beforehand, but no one would be dumb enough to go through all 5 warnings
No.95194
Anonymous
>>95185
Okay this might sound weird, but
>N Vision
>Write the greentext like how N would
>Half-Assedly censor violent moments with something kid friendly like glitter or some stuff
I feel like I can describe it better but I can't right now. Just think Pyro-Vision from tf2
No.95195
Anonymous
Replies:>>95196
>>95193
Hypothetically if I just spam clicked through all the warnings and now the drone is panicking running around in circles how would I turn it off?
No.95196
Anonymous
Replies:>>95197
>>95195
Well you would be incredibly stupid in this hypothetical, because as I said before there is no off-switch
No.95197
Anonymous
Replies:>>95198
>>95196
What if I knocked the drone out with like, a big stick?
No.95198
Anonymous
>>95197
Never mind, I may have hypothetically beaten the drone upside the head and then duct taped all the explosive bolts on her core shut. Everything's hypothetically fine. Hypothetically.
No.95199
Anonymous
Replies:>>95200
>>95182
I really like the way the eye is drawn, very deep and looking right into the soul.
No.95200
Anonymous
>>95199
agree!
No.95201
Anonymous
>>95191
Why turn it off? I would turn the drones of the people I hate in my neighbourhood into bombs.
No.95202
Anonymous
>>95194
KINO
PLEASE ADD THIS
No.95203
Anonymous
>>95182
Holly stop licking the gun, that's weird
No.95204
Anonymous
Replies:>>95206
>>95194
Curious, I'll find a better way to word it so it goes off better then put it on.
No.95205
Anonymous
Replies:>>95207
>Avre and Sophia had kind of created a little working relationship in some weird sense. Avre was always in her locker, terrified of opened up spaces.
>But she still longed to go outside for a bit. To see the rainforest. It’s not like there was anything stopping her. She had free time. Just go outside and start walking.
>And yet her fear proved too great, so she stayed in the locker. That is, until a little Worker Drone in a yellow raincoat. She asked if Avre wanted to go exploring.
>And with a little hand truck, they could. Avre was still in her locker, but it was being wheeled along by Sophia, observing her surroundings from the safety of her room. The pattering of the rain on the locker’s surface was soothing in a way she couldn’t understand. Eventually, she got to add some all terrain wheels onto the locker and put a little control panel inside. She could finally go outside
No.95206
Anonymous
Replies:>>95209
>>95204
PG-13, family friendly?
No.95207
Anonymous
>>95205
Cute.
No.95208
Anonymous
Replies:>>95210
Why does Ivory, the largest of the sentinels, not simply eat the smaller ones?
No.95209
Anonymous
>>95206
Either may work. An "Uzi" one could be funny too, unnecessary edgy and overblown
No.95210
Anonymous
Replies:>>95265
>>95208
Eating your allies is not a good strategic move.
No.95211
Anonymous
Replies:>>95214
>>95184
I love ozen
No.95212
Anonymous
>>95189
Technically the correct term is silverfox
No.95213
Anonymous
Image:173201267902.jpg(242kB, 828x1076)IMG_20241119_183712.jpg
>>95182
No.95214
Anonymous
Replies:>>95216
>>95211
Same. Too bad nobody draws the Ozenbot.
No.95215
Anonymous
Replies:>>95220
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3367483246&searchtext=Dwarf

This half-life addon will make you feel like Uzi doorman
No.95216
Anonymous
>>95214
She was a one time joke drawing. No surprise no one else is drawing/writing for her.
No.95217
Anonymous
Image:173201375773.jpg(252kB, 1217x2048)GcsBE62XQAACzDM.jpeg
This with Martha or Louisa wearing it
No.95218
Anonymous
Replies:>>95222
Video:173201390454.mp4(6.98MB / 0:00:38 / avc1, 576x1024)jUUVkVVbfvsZ-4SH.mp4
John and Mitchell
No.95219
Anonymous
We should just fucking make a Spamton-esque OC. Yes I'm saying this is a a good idea because I'm sleep deprived, but imagine if the Drone/whatever robot was voicebox for an outer-being or another elditch horror that only occasionally gains glimpses of true personality trapped within
No.95220
Anonymous
Replies:>>95221
No.95221
Anonymous
>>95220
Your also in a dick sucking height
No.95222
Anonymous
Replies:>>95223
>>95218
Two great men - one shared autism.
No.95223
Anonymous
Image:173201480899.jpg(1.08MB, 4800x4800)b584a11b205cc3f772b64b3946886768.jpg
>>95222
The best duos
No.95224
Anonymous
>>95219
Nobody is stopping you.
No.95225
Anonymous
Yoooo what's he doin on the Subway? Where does this little man need to go?
Ignore my Labor Bot, she's a stupid fucking attention whore!
No.95226
Anonymous
Image:173201494599.jpg(704kB, 1512x2016)Thad On The Subway.jpg
>>95225
Forgot pic. Woops
No.95227
Anonymous
Replies:>>95228
Image:173201514411.png(331kB, 583x518)ArmiGrin.png
>>95219
What's old is new again I guess!
No.95228
Anonymous
Replies:>>95243
>>95227
I completely forgot she had a character, I won't lie.
No.95229
Anonymous
Replies:>>95232
>>95225
He's going to a big party and you're not cool enough to join
No.95230
Anonymous
Replies:>>95234
I have romantic inclinations towards drones.
No.95231
Anonymous
The Pizza Delivery Boy (Dylan Williams Part 2)youtube thumb
Would Louisa only order pizza so she can flirt with the young pizza delivery boys?
No.95232
Autism. Forgive me
>>95229
>A lone Cyntepide lays in a clearing, when suddenly the ground begins to rumble
>She looks up in terror as a horde of Tad's descend upon her for the annual Cyntepide tipping
>She does not survive
>Afterwards the Tad's raise their tiny plastic red cups in toast as they consume massive quantities of expired apple juice
>Now intoxicated, the Tad's proceed to break into an Oogi Hive for a beanie raid
>Thousands of Oogis awaken to find themselves without beanies, panick ensues
>One goes to the Bugretta for guidance only to see that it's completely ditched them
>The Tad's drive away in a remote controlled car with a Tad dressed Bugretta riding in the back
No.95233
Anonymous
>>95232
Holy kek, and I really want to see hunch of taddies tipping a cynoede
No.95234
Anonymous
>>95230
It's a disease, anon. Go to the hospital, they'll help you.
No.95235
Anonymous
Replies:>>95238
>>95232
What will the Oogi hive do without beanies and without Bugretta? Start a war?
No.95237
Anonymous
Replies:>>95239
>>95109
German or chinese. Call the poster, Anons.
No.95238
Anonymous
>>95235
They'll probably be fine, I imagine through wacky comedic events that they'll get their stuff back...maybe
No.95239
Anonymous
Replies:>>95241
>>95237
German (turkic).
No.95240
Anonymous
>>95109
Disassemberry Drone dipped in yummy soy sauce
No.95241
Anonymous
Replies:>>95242
>>95239
Why do all the Germans want to eat Disassembly Drones?
No.95242
Anonymous
Replies:>>95244
Image:173201690450.png(36kB, 278x205)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - c50431a0ea4cec991e2cd381983d883c.png
>>95241
It ist gut! Tender meat in a can.
No.95243
Anonymous
Replies:>>95247
Image:173201702676.jpg(2.18MB, 2400x3628)NeithUpdate.jpg
>>95228
Not surprising since I haven't done anything with her for something like 8-10 months now and the only real greentext she ever got was an a-canonical running joke.
My immediately upcoming weekend will be a long one, so I might try to actually write something interesting for her soon.
No.95244
Anonymous
>>95242
I will give DD meat to the crazy chinese drone
No.95245
Anonymous
Replies:>>95248
>>95244
Switch is chinese?
No.95246
Anonymous
>>95244
Velly good, prease suppry the forrowing cuts:
>Scrlumptious ass
If you reave attached to drone, that arso fine
Thank you, and happy jarnger berrs merry American Christmas time
No.95247
Anonymous
>>95243
Thank you, anon.
No.95248
Anonymous
Replies:>>95254
>>95245
I think I remember her being something along the lines of a hong konger but I guess chinese works too
No.95249
Anonymous
I'm sorry, but I'm actually finding Labor Bots cuter than Dronez
No.95250
Anonymous
Replies:>>95257
If Nori, Uzi or Doll were in Yeva’s place; how would they react to being chained up in a locker or Mitchell?
No.95251
Anonymous
Replies:>>95252
No.95252
Anonymous
>>95251
Nigga, she has been alive less than a day
No.95253
Anonymous
>>95252
Your point? She's got a good design
No.95254
Anonymous
Replies:>>95255
>>95248
>Switch was swallowed up by an elevator shaft
No.95255
Anonymous
>>95254
#JustNanotrasenThings
No.95256
Anonymous
>>95252
And yet I would kill at least 3 named drones for her.
No.95257
Anonymous
Replies:>>95259
>>95250
I think all three will follow Mitchell like Yeva, but there will be peculiarities:

1)Doll: no change, exact repetition of the mother's behavior.

2)Uzi: constant shouting anti-human shit and insults at Mitchell, plus promising him eternal torture. But she will help him and save him too, will be much more rude to Nory.

3)Nory(Doll will be captured by solver): Constant puns, laughing and jeering, also rescuing Mitchell, BUT(!) she will purposely hold his hand and give him an air kiss at the end. Because it's funny :)
No.95258
Anonymous
Replies:>>95261
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

FUCK YOU!
>Turns Your Drone Human
No.95259
Anonymous
>>95257
Nori would definitely fuck Mitchell because she finds him cute with how awkward he is.
No.95260
Anonymous
Replies:>>95262
What if the Absolute Solver kept Tessa alive as its pet/plushie? Keeping her chained up and only letting her out for walks. Cuddling with the screaming human every time it wants to sleep.
No.95261
Anonymous
>>95258
Fuck, now I need to get him normal papers and be taught how to live in society. At least he will be a perfect roommate for me, because he will have and also get additional life experience of living with me. Although for the first year he will have to get used to new biological feelings.
No.95262
Anonymous
>>95260
Torture, torture, torture, torture and more torture.
No.95263
Anonymous
>>95259
She'd definitely fuck him just so she could tell her kid after 20 years "your daddy is human!" even if he's not.

Hell, she'd just fuck him anyway, for she is the lab's most valuable asset.
No.95264
Anonymous
>you found an old science kit in your attic the other day
>"builds one baking soda volcano" was what it said on the box
>on a whim, you decided to build it
>you set everything out on the kitchen counter and started constructing the volcano (cinder cone, by the looks of it - you couldn't afford the big cool kit for a stratovolcano when you were younger)
>R walks in, rubbing her eyes (all 7 of them) and yawning
You stayed up late, I presume?
>she nods as she walks over to the fridge, then past it to the sink, and grabs out some coolant from underneath
>"I just wanted to finish one of the designs I've been working on. I'm going to go and..."
>she stops mid sentence, having just noticed the volcano in your kitchen
>"What's that?"
It's a craft I found again when going through the attic. Figured I'd build it since we've got today off anyway.
>she eyes it warily
Is... something wrong?
>"Nothing, just... be sure that it doesn't get anywhere near my sewing stuff."
Babe, it's just a baking soda volcano. There's no way it'll get anywhere near your sewing.
>she squints at you for a second before shrugging, giving you a hug and a peck on the cheek, and heading up your bedroom to recharge for a little while
>yep, everything is going to be a-okay

>you're huddled on top of the kitchen table, watching as another geyser erupts from the volcano, adding another inch to the rolling layer of foam that currently covers the entire lower floor of your home
>in your defense, you really tried to follow the directions
>you just didn't realize that the baking soda was somehow "dehydrated" and "compressed" and therefore exponentially more reactive
>how the heck do you even dehydrate baking soda, it's already a powder!?
>you're broken out of your thoughts as you watch another piece of fabric float by across the white sea that spreads across the house
>it looks like it reached the sewing room
>you're screwed if you don't fix this before R wakes up in... 40 minutes, probably
>you hurriedly pull out your phone and punch in a number
>it rings for a second before someone answers
>"'Ello?"
E, is my cousin there?
>"Oh, hi Anonn! Yeah, he's here. One sec."
>you hear fabric rustling as E tells Anon it's you
>"Anonn?"
Hey Cuz. I, uh, I might've screwed up big time and I, uh, wondered if you could have some of those... cleanup guys sent over fast using your boss powers?
>"The JCJiffymen? Those are only for corporate fuckups, you know that."
Please, I'm begging you. I made a volcano and R is going to kill me.
Look, if you help me here, I'll 'requisition' an entire crate of terabyte RAM sticks to your office.
>there's a sigh on the end
>"... fiiiiine, but I'm holding you to that. They'll be there in a minute."

>R comes back downstairs, refreshed
>"So, how'd your volcano turn out?"
>she rounds the corner to see you sitting at the kitchen table
>the volcano is nowhere to be found
>you're also... very stiff. And shiny.
>"Why is it so clean in here?"
I... decided to clean.
>R leans back and scans the sewing room.
>everything seems fine, but she's very suspicious
>"And why are you so sparkly and smell like lemons and have one of those little pine tree air fresheners hanging off your ear?"
I, uh, accidentally put floor wax into the volcano and got covered in it.
>"And the air freshener?"
... it's my new style?
No.95265
Anonymous
>>95210
> killing all of your allies in the middle of a giant war was apparently a bad idea, who would've fucking thought
No.95266
Anonymous
>>95264
He had avoided judgment day very cheaply, if not for the connections he would have had to face the lord sooner than he should have.

Nice green.
No.95267
Anonymous
>>95263
But what if...Anon hooks up with Nori? I've had this green idea for a while after reading the Nori "cucking" Uzi greens which ended with both of them sharing Anon.
No.95269
Anonymous
Replies:>>95298
>>95267
They'll just fuck all the time and anon, unless he would be someone from lab management, will be laughed at as a "cans fucker."
No.95270
Anonymous
>>95268
You don't feel you've had your fill.
No.95271
Anonymous
>>95267
nori x anon
Yeva x khan
what will change ?
No.95272
Anonymous
Replies:>>95273
Someone just saw me looking at J feet drawings.
No.95273
Anonymous
Replies:>>95274
>>95272
You like sucking on J's pegs?
No.95274
Anonymous
Replies:>>95277
>>95273
I would legit kiss and lick her on-model legs.
No.95275
Anonymous
Replies:>>95279
Image:173202298172.jpg(42kB, 669x669)20230217_134230.jpg
early (american) morning "fun" Avre fact:

>While Avres "locker episodes",(i.e periods of extreme paranoia, agoraphobia, clingyness, and other symptoms) are usually a regular occurrence that happen for periods of roughly 30 minutes-36 hours if left unassisted, periods of low stress and caretaker support can cut down on both the episode's intensity and frequency, meaning can possibly go as long as a week between episodes if in particularly good conditions.

>Also surprisingly these episode rarely happen during combat scenarios/'Extreme emotional event's', but causally proc's almost immediately after.

>The episodes basically are a result of her "building up" stress, then going off to someplace dark, confined and otherwise hidden away to "destress".

>Yes, this means in a way, Avre uses Salonanon as a litteral stress toy during episodes.
No.95276
Anonymous
Replies:>>95281
Who is Avre anyway. And is it pronounced Avre or Aver?
No.95277
Anonymous
>>95274
Maybe it's because I love legs and not feet, but on-model DD legs are WAY hotter.
No.95278
Anonymous
Replies:>>95280
>>95277
Lick DD thighs
No.95279
Anonymous