/md/ - Murder Drones

What if...V did a funny spin?

>>94815
>Lucky he seems to recognize Avre.
>[“Hello Av’, is this one with you?”]
>She replies and introduces me as her “caretaker”.
>[“Caretaker? Alright. He’s still going to need a guest pass, give us a moment.”]
>After looking over (you)r id, snapping a picture of you, he goes back into his little office and comes out with a small ID tag for you.
>”Anon E Mous. Guest|Caretaker.
>With that, you're cleared through, and after a while you see the main facility.
>Nothing particularly interesting about its exterior, just a fairly rugged and overbuilt looking office complex
>The interior however feels like a mix between a hospital & a bunker, with flat concrete walls and large metal doors sectioning off each area.
>The guards aren't any less armed then the ones outside, some giving you weird looks as you are dragged along.
>Avre leads you through the complex until you enter some sort of waiting room, where you both check in and sit.
>After a few minutes, Avre is called and you're left in the waiting room, only accompanied by 2 guards, a few other Sentinel drones waiting, and a distinct lack of entertainment.
>Still better than the D.S.V. (Department. of Spacefaring. Vehicles.)
>You try checking your phone, but the lack of reception and the funny expression the guard gives makes you think better.
>So you sit.
>there's not even a clock in this room, there's a hook for one on the wall, but judging by the dents in the drywall in that section, it midve been… moved.
>As you wait, several Sentinel Drones of various shapes and sizes enter and exit the doors.
>But no Avre.
>Then a woman comes out, dressed in a mildly dirty lab coat. (Not Holly)
>[“Anon? Is there an Anon-E-Mous Here?”]
>You stand up.
>[“Come with me please.”]

>>94816
>You follow her through the doors, leading to a hallway leading into rows of side rooms, you're led into one and sit down in a room that seems more like an interrogation chamber than anything else.
>The apparent researcher sits across from you and pulls out a few files that they look through.
>[“Under normal circumstances, we don't share this type of information privately unless given proper curcumstances… We've agreed that the current situation is one that allows us to share such info to you and you only.”]
>She slides over a forum, given a quick read, it's some sort of NDA..
>You are silent as you read through it more thoroughly, eventually you sign it and slide it back over.
>Surprisingly even in the fine print there wasn't much on the NDA that was overly oppressive, besides the line that boiled down to “if you breaked this NDA, you've qualified your body as a donation to science.” Otherwise just a bunch of instructions not to publish/expose any of the very secretive information they might provide you.
>After you hand back the signed form, she continues.
>[“Alot of this Information is regarding SD-Av|RE: the drone you are “Caretaking”, is that Correct?”]
>Considering your current circumstances with Avre, you nod.
>[“By now you must be aware of her…quirks.. With her personality?”]
>If they mean the obsessive clinginess, Locker episodes, thousand yard stare, and preference of resting in tight, often claustrophobic areas? Then yes, well aware.
>[“Then you might also be aware of how debilitating it is for her, to have these.. Quirks.”]
>You nod.
>[“However you see them, we believe them to be side effects of her deployments throughout her service.”]
>[“Up until recently, our development of effective solutions to the Sentinel drones Mental stability has been… underfunded:”]
>She continues as she hands you another paper, this one listing informations on Avre’s “symptoms”
>[“Sentinel drones throughout the years have radically changed from the first iterations of them, we didn't have the infrastructure planned out that such a force would need now because at the time, the issue was solved in other ways.”]
>[“Mind wipes, Core resets, Memory screening, those were all methods we used to keep drones in good condition while not on active combat, and if those didn't work, stasis or complete shutdown would be needed while more extreme work was done.”]
>[“Avre was one of those drones that required heavy memory screening in the past, and as recently as her last checkup, was scheduled for possible sedation if her mental integrity didn't improve.”]
>She hands another folder over to you.
>[“Luckly, she managed to convince some of our researchers on a Proposition”]
>looking through the file, its information about… (you)?

>>94817
>Pictures, background history, information, even things such as your height, bloodtype, and preferred meals, how did they-
>[“All of this information was Gathered by Avre, to provide us enough to see if you qualified for such a task as caring for a drone of sentinel classification.”]
>But… Why me? Why not someone more trained for a task like this, like a professional caretaker or physiologist?
>[“Good question, however the choice was ultimately Avre’s to make, and through her own decisions, chose you as her candidate.”]
>She puts away the rest of her files and pulls out a remote.
>[“Think of the last 6 months you've been caring for Avre as a ‘trial’ of sorts, a way to measure any possible improvement a program such as this would be for a drone's wellbeing.”]
>She hits a few buttons, and a screen comes on behind you, showing a scene of what appears to be a courtyard of sorts.
>[“And so far? The results are better than expectations.”]
>’Enemies’ load into the courtyard, along with barricades, cover, and an overall lighting akin to what you'd see in a slow paced stealth video game.
>The Camera follows as ‘Avre’ Enters the scene.
>This is some sort of combat simulation for her.
>[“Avre’s combat scores previously where above average, but her improvement recently is nothing sort of Impressive!”]
>How Avre fights is about the farthest thing you've seen from ‘graceful’, she seems to prefer bluntforce trauma over everything else and more or less fights like a cracked out gorilla.
>But at the same time she does it with such speed and apparently… stealth, that she's clearing room after room without triggering any alarms. She simply pummels everything within arms reach with such speed and agility, there is no time to react.
>[“Avre has a strange track record of ‘Subduing targets’ rather then outright terminate, but for the purpose of this test course we counted both as ‘eliminations’, the Stealth however was kept optional.”]
>On cue, with only a few ‘enemies’ left, Avre goes loud.
>A group of enemies: consisting of Disassembly drones, flesh abominations, and mutated looking humans, are in a small group out in the street.
>In a nearby alleyway, the sound of a trash can being knocked over is heard, alerting the group.
>As they all round the corner to investigate, they are met by the wreck of a burnt out taxi being hurled at them at about a quarter the speed of sound.
>This Pastes 5 of the 6 enemies of the group, leaving one very unfortunate human enemy cartwheeling into a pole, badly hurt, but alive.
>Not for long, for as soon as he stumbles back up, he is grabbed by a claw attached to a tow-cable, which drags him back into the alley, the sound of something being ripped asunder is heard.
>All that noise alerts the final enemy: the apparent ‘Captain’ of the group, an upsized and upgunned Disassembly drone, wearing a fitting hat and garb to fit his role.
>He shouts out asking what the hell that noise was, and is only met by deafening silence.
>After a moment he readys a combat stance, ready for whatever amount of bullshit is about to head his way.
>Unfortunately, He was standing on top of a burnt out building, and didn't account for the enemy coming out from below.
>An arm punches through the floor, grabs the Captain's ankle, and pulls him (along with a section of the building) Down.
>The sound of the crumbling building masks the absolute ass-beating the captain is receiving.
>Before long the counter listing ‘enemies remaining’ finally ticks down to zero.
>The simulation ends as you see Avre burst from the rubble, the Captains ID band in hand.

>>94819
>The video cuts there as the researcher continues:
>[“As well as her combat performance, her mental stability improved in ways we haven't seen in years! Whatever care your giving her seems to be working, she's fighting harder then ever and seems better out of combat as well.”]
>[“If you can keep up this recovery path, we can take her off the Stasis list and potentially use the info gathered by this to better evaluate the other drones in our care, something we need all the help we can get with because we are Severely underfunded in this department.”]
>[“so you keep doing… whatever your doing, make sure to document anything and everything that could help with this process-”]
>She stops herself for a moment.
>[“we might be getting more potential ‘caretakers’ in the future, but technically you're the first one that actually showed up, and the first showing any amount of progress, so expect a lot of eyes on (you) for the foreseeable future, not just Avre’s”]
>[‘So uh.. Keep up the good work Anon, Avre’s counting on you, I think.”]
>She packs up her things and leaves the room, leaving you Alone for a brief moment.
>But she pops her head back in the room a second later.
>[“Oh and uh, you might get paid for this, no promises…like I said we are underfunded, bye!”]
>Mm.
>That was a lot of information to take in such a short period of time.
>But before you get the chance to process any of it, the Door opens again.
>It's Avre, Looking drained as hell.
>She doesn't even greet you, just falls into your arms as she mumbles something.
>[“I hate combat tests…”]
>After a brief chit chat about what the two of you just went through, Avre asks if they can head home.
>You oblige, and she leads you back out the facility, and back to the car.
>Instead Of hopping into the passenger seat, Avre instead pops opens the trunk and-
>Climbs in. And closes the trunk behind her.
>Understandable. Without another word, you head off.
>As you head out again, you're stopped at the checkpoint you came in again, you're met by the same guard that let you in earlier.
>[“Judging by the funny scan your car is giving us, and the apparent lack of a front passenger, is their by chance a Sentinel-class drone in your trunk?”]
>After a brief explanation that “yes she climbed in there herself, she does that.”, a confirmation via a quick trunk inspection, and another confirmation by the main guard sharing a story of him finding Avre in a pantry once, things are cleared up.
>But before you leave, the guard stops you one last time.
>[“Before you go, can I see that guest pass I made you earlier? Dr. winters told me to give you an updated one.”]
>You hand over your old pass and he gives you your new one, Same format, but without the “Guest” text on it, just ‘Caretaker’ under your name.
>With that, you're finally cleared through and you head home.

>>94820
>One uneventful drive later, you arrive home.
>You get out and… Avre is still in the trunk.
>You open it expecting her to be asleep or something, but besides looking a little sad, she's well awake.
>Considering your options, you decide not to potentially lay in the trunk of your car for several hours, and instead scoop the Drone out like one would pick up a rolled up rug.
>She holds on to your neck and you basically bridal carry her into the house.
>You make your way to her room, and ask her if she wants to be set down on her bed or in her locker.
>[“Locker, please.”]
>You set her inside, however she doesn't let go of your neck.
>Seems she's feeling clingy again.
>After a moment, you Join her inside the locker, and she closes the door behind you with her tail.
>Before long you are completely wrapped in her embrace, She sobbing into your shoulder as you brush her head with your one free hand.
>This is far from the first or last time you will need to do this for her, but its alright now.
>You're here for her, as much as she is here for (You).
The End.

With that, the “Main” Salonanon/AVRE story has come to an end, but this is far from the last I write of them.
Think of these stories as a ‘foundation’ for the other stories, the point at which the story is now is going to be the status quo for these two for a bit: Salonanon working & providing care for Avre, and the upcoming stories will be about the shenanigans that happen as a result.

This also allows me a chance to work on other things (i've generated a hefty backlog of non-md things I wanna sort though before doing these again) (and also I think I need to improve my writing ALOT lmao.)
I'll still do art and i'll still do greens, ill also be here to provide any info/help to anyone who wants to do anything with this setting/these characters, because I intended all of this to be board OC stuff and not “my OC plz dont steal” bullshit.

>>94821
Thanks to phoenixanon and all the other wonderful writers and artists that created the stuff here that inspired me to start writing greens. It's been a great time sofar and I don't intend on leaving until this shit is deader than machinecraft.

But now with all that out of the way, it is time for the lore dump of everything I wanna share that I couldn't quite fit in sofar: (ill also try to stay as active as possible today to answer any questions, so feel free to ask anything)

>>94822
>Avres story concept as a character first started as just another iteration of the “Field Sentinel | Relcaimer-Class Sentinel” idea, and turned into ‘What if we made a setting where we saw what sentinels drones where like after all the fighting had stopped, without taking away the fact that these things were brainwashed/mindwiped constantly, and are stuffed with more PTSD per square inch then sardine cans’.
>Sentinel drones, with their vast knowledge and low self restraint in invading people's privacy, would most likely seek out people they think could help deal with whatever amount of mental illness is on the table.
>You WOULD think that, after the fighting stops, the same people who originally developed the sentinel drones would be the ones who would help them try to deal with all the mental mindfuckery they subjected them to, or at the very least put em out of the misery after its all said and done.
>But no, almost immediately after the war ended and reconstruction started, funding for R&D was cut to next to nothing, and all active sentinels who weren't an immediate danger to themselves or others where sent out to do labor/security work to help R&D pay rent to the many sentinel labs still active.
>This meant a lot of very unstable robots, some with next to no experience with the general public, were now working alongside humans, worker drones, and in some cases, rehabilitated Disassembly drones.
>Things went poorly.
>But sentinels are smart fuckers, and besides being whackjobs, where incredibly adaptive and basically ‘figured things out’.
>Some were lucky, as smaller conflicts started not long after the solver war ended, and while the subjects of said conflicts will remain a mystery, it did mean some Sentinels could continue fighting as originally designed to do so.
>One of those was AVRE, who took part in many conflicts both during and post solver war.
>But eventually, there was enough of a break between combat that AVRE was sent home, and that Mental illness came home with her.
>She basically latched onto the first human that looked at her with any amount of niceness (Salonanon)
>After a wellness check not long after she returned home, her mental state was bad enough for the researchers there to consider putting her in stasis indefinitely until they found a solution (or didn't) to her many MANY issues.
>But she convinced them that “Hey I found this guy that's neat, can I stalk him till he likes me?”
>After that, with the help of Jim, (Yes, that Jim) she crafted the series of events that ended up getting her and Salonanon together, with only a few hiccups.
>Turns out, Salonanon ended up being a good pick, despite being the most average man to have ever existed. (Hes still meant to be a self insert, give me a fucking break here.)
>After the 6 month trial period that the researchers gave AVRE to trial Anon with, the results were solid.
>Her mental stability improved, and her combat performance came with it, costing the researchers next to nothing.
>(That random bit of money Anon got was basically a “thanks for keeping our Sentinel drone happy, here's money”.)
>This is going to be the start of a slowly developing system that what's left of R&D will use to start ‘rehabilitating’ the more unwell sentinels back into mental wellness, or at least close as they can be without a factory reset (because those are surprisingly expensive when you aren't getting blank checks anymore.)
That's about it for now, this is essentially my attempt at a “good end” for Sentinel drones without it being 100% Hodr or fully dismissing the fuckery that went into making sentinel drones into sentinel drones.

Ill be here, once again thanks to everyone that has been apart of these threads.

>>94823
(Also sorry for the spam lmao, this was like 2 weeks in the making)

>>94818
could you send a link to the OG post?

An auspicious greentext to start the thread with.

My SD-V got her needle feet stuck in some grates. Now she's waist deep into it and her wings don't have enough clearance to get her out. Evens I help her out, odds I ask her to call me step-brother.

>>94824
I just read the first part a long time ago, did you screen capped all the parts?

>>94829
She will beat you up, if you don't help nicely, she won't kill you, but Vs trust is hard to regain

>>94830
as far as im aware they are all on the borru, but i can double check once im home from the store

>>94832
That's good to know

>>94828
Good

>>94837
I guess there is always someone more autistic than us
But it is nice to see people having fun and being happy

>>94838
It's not a contest Anon. But we can definitely step up our autism. I'm barely even embarrassed to be associated with you all.

>>94837
Fuck this hurt as hell

>>94840
But, I don't want to step up my autism

>>94842
Then perish and be forgotten as a mere shadow of what you could have been.

>>94840
One time I cooked some bacon with my heat gun for the lulz. Nobody else saw the humour in it. Do you want me to tism up further?

Would J still love Tessa even if she was a wolf?

>>94837
I need to start doing commission's so I can assemble a maid V cosplay.

>>94846
Please shut your yappers

>>94847
Are you a dude?

>>94850
Nope. I'm a femanon.

>>94846
Yes

>>94851
I never thought I'd see a J divergent evolution chart

>>94814
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>>94821
Unfathomably based work

>>94814
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>>94823
amazing work anon

>>94845
He cooked. Eternal Destroyer was so good.

>>94851
Jarles Jarwin Jevolution

>>94852
Are you any good at sewing?

>>94861
Nope!
I have a vague idea on how to do it. but never been able to put it to practice, my mom knows how to tho. why?

>>94852
Good luck with that. I wanted to learn how to make clay figures but haven't had the disposable monies for the stuff I need. Not sure if I wanna go air dry or polymer clay yet since I'm entirely a novice.

just realized this is thread number 90.. I wonder if we'll hit 100 by new years

>>94864
If we keep up the autism, we're absolutely sure to.

>>94846
what if...haha.... hear me out.... what if J was a pony... would you still love her haha..

>>94870
I banish you to the realm of Mpreg

>>94862
It is cheaper (and more respected among cosplayers) to buy fabrics and base materials and sew your own outfit. For the limbs I suggest you look up how people did their Winter Soldier cosplays on youtube. For the hands you can either put on latex gloves and draw lines on them with a sharpie or you can wear stretchy gloves and glue soft, stretchy segments on them. The options for your face are more complicated. Do you want to look human like the people in the video earlier or more like a drone?

>>94863
Air drying clay shrinks and you have a limited time to work with it. If you have strong hands then buy a pack of FIMO and play with it. You have to knead it first to soften it for use. They even make FIMO that glows in the dark. It needs baking in an oven to harden, so you can play with it as much as you want, leave it, and get back to it days later. But beware because unbaked FIMO will melt any plastic it comes into prolongued contact with.

>>94866
Cute.

>>94870
Was that suppose to upset me?

100k posts before the end of the year

>>94874
no :3

>>94864
Bro we get a thread a day, question is wether we'll have 125 by new years. Three months ago I said we'll break 100.000 by years end and people were suspicious (was before 8 tho)
>>94851
Alice evolved from that no way😱
Wonder how long I'll have to keep waiting till they finally release some Alice behind the scenes stuff

I will make a new set of wheels by the 20th. If you have any suggestions, voice them now

>>94872
the gloves I was probably gonna do compression gloves with a foam shell that looks kind of like worker drone hands. I Have all the patterns in my head it's just getting the time pace and money for it.

I do watch alot of cosplay videos on YouTube so I do have a general idea of how everything goes together

>The options for your face are more complicated. Do you want to look human like the people in the video earlier or more like a drone?

I don't really know what I want, on one hand doing the more human-like faces is more easy. but something like This > N Cosplay Murder Drones WIP #murderdrones #murderdronesedit #murderdronesn
would be awesome,

>>94881
muffet

>>94881
>>94882
really cool design

>>94888
Lucy cornering an Anon whose scared of girls.

>>94888
Doll (gouged out right eye, chest torn open, no core) shooting the shit with fellow ghosts Emily (carrying her head) and Rebecca (cut in half at the waist)

>>94888
Thad doing a sick kickflip on a skateboard.
And then crashing into a pile of used Thalia dolls.

>>94888
Q doing anything (preferably Bet)

>>94888
Uzi in her own tail, waiting for Doll (in her body) to finish her sloppy makeout session with Lizzy.

>>94888
Negev trying to stay calm at Thanksgiving, as Uzi the biomechanical eldritch centipede monster and Anon the faceless green homunculus-man yell at each other

>>94888
The human OCs playing poker

>>94888
Draw a scene from any older greentext of your choice

Going from last thread's green text
>If Yeva brought Tessa inside the colony, a human girl who was experimented by the Solver; leaving her powerful but blank, leading to Tessa mimicking the behaviors around her.

What happens?

>>94881
nice
is she human hater or not

>>94902
Damn, jobbles and lonely

>>94888
Maybe smth with Alice Lucy and Negev if you can come up with something for them and if you feel like it, or just Alice, all would be nice to see. No pressure tho, hope you have fun today

>>94902
Don't worry, J. You'll always have me.

>>94902
>>94908
See see? I knewed the J and The Alice Did have paraleels

>>94909
Wtf why I a marketable plush?

>>94913
Do not ask why, just become plush

>>94911
Thought it said Pain for a second
Either is right

>>94914
My name Anon

>>94888
Negev with a Mensis Cage over her head

>>94918
>>94888
*wearing a Mensis Cage

>>94911
It would actually be kind of funny if J being sidelined so hard turns her fans into hard-working members of society just out of spite. That way, at least the world would improve by a few percent.

>>94910
i don't know why I made lucy so bloody

>>94917
No me anon, you arr anon-e-mouse... anokneemouse...awww hello annoniemouse
Hi Venomous

>>94923
Helloooo!

>SDs are deployed on a mission requiring stealth and discretion
>other sentinel drones are painted sensibly in camo suited to urban warfare, dappled with red and skin tone hues to account for solver flesh constructs
>Pavo on the other hand, ever-flamboyant, is wearing dazzle camouflage– his white chassis decorated in garishly colored, crazed geometric patterns
>his rationale being that he won't be seen if there's nothing left to see him
>enemies already struggled to land a hit on him under normal conditions
>his outlandish livery would make him all the more difficult to accurately target during an ambush, especially amidst the swirl of his similarly adorned flashing tail feathers
>
>the mission was completed in record time, Pavo having taken point as his allies provided support from the shadows
>after the fact, Pavo would explain to his technician, anon, that strategy only played a small part in his choice of paint job
>more than anything, he picked it out for one simple reason:
>he liked it when they saw him coming.

>>94922
why not? blood is spooky, after all. nice work

>>94814
Give her kiss

>>94901
If this is during V’s break in and murder, I think she would be terrified finding Tessa there, she would likely think it’s a trick from Cyn and flee. J or N might bring her back to their pod I guess.

>>94925
>Anon takes the hottest shower he can after that remark
>He winds up in the infirmary being treated for minor burns as a result

>>94928
imagine being a DD and the last thing you see is a zebra-patterned, peacock feathered sentinel drone bolting towards you down a hallway with a raging boner

>>94921
I think that J getting screwed over drove me further into Dronetism.
What else can I do but keep going.

>>94910
I love it, thanks Anon. And I think that Anon might be bricked up.

>>94931
>NNN hit the sentinels hard.
>But it hit the DD's even harder.

>>94910
Spaghetti with ketchup.

This with Y
Shardpost: Protecc

>>94937
Do you... You mean Mini-Y, right?

>>94935
human SD handler here, can confirm. I'm used to seeing robot guts but this month I've felt like a helpless bystander in a fucking guro doujin.

>>94942
Funniest shit I ever read

>>94942
Bro is a quiet Gorilla

>>94934
Crazy critter

>>94914
Forget it I'm no longer capable

>>94942
I want to see a DD getting rip apart by a 🦍 now

Would anybody happen to have Alice or Alice adjacent questions or lore stuff, or scenarios? Anything to think about discuss?

>>94947
>Yo DD ass in the wrong hood cu
>💥🙊
>Shieeeeeeee

>>94948
What was her hobbies?

>>94934
>>94942
Why is it gorilla hours all of a sudden, is it the Harambe anniversary or something

>>94951
The glasses people use for this cosplay never quite work for me. It'd look better if they just had eyes/contacts for the LED colors. Maybe with a black sclera.

>>94953
I swear Liam has included the Cyn hair in so much art it's impossible to unsee now
Even this piece has it

>>94955
Liam has a type.

>>94948
>Alice survives as a Core Crab

Someone thought it would be funny to trap Mini-Y underneath an overturned drinking glass. Long story short we have a dozen injuries and 3 dead.

>>94815
Who harpy

>>94948
Alice is fitted with hardware that allows her to safely eat and enjoy human food. what is the first thing she eats? what becomes her favorite food?

>>94948
Alice adjacent scenario: Beau startles Doll and she reflexively bashes him over the head with a sufficiently Bible-looking book, as Russians traditionally do to homunculi that startle them.

>>94961
Did she bash him out of surprise or was it more she picked the bible up out of surprise, looked to find it was Beau, maintained eye contact with him for a good few seconds, then bashed him?

>>94961
the solver would have been 1-hit if only Doll had a Bible on hand

>>94962
The first one.
Как сделать гомункула #2 (Homunculus)

>>94964
>>94962
Obviously, Beau is no more harmed by it than a human would be, but the point is he got smacked on his dome with something easily mistaken for a Bible.

What if I'm eepy but can't sleep because Anon is still playing his games and can't go to sleep until he does

>>94966
as in your protocols don't allow you to go to sleep or you can't get to sleep until he's asleep? if it's the former just ask him for permission to sleep and you're good to go

>>94966
Turn on bedroom_eyes.dll, shift your weight to one arm, then tell Anon to come to bed while gesturing with a single finger.

>>94966
Stick your fingers into the sockets and flip a breaker.

>>94967
The second, I need to stay awake in case he needs me
>>94968
I could try that, but I don't know what does that even mean, is like asking with puppy eyes but more effective?
>>94970
That will only harm me

>You mention to N that your tonsils have been bothering you lately
>They ought to get removed at some point, but you're wary of setting an appointment
>N perks up
>"Actually, I can remove your tonsils for you!"
No, it's fine N, I'll just schedule the four preliminary appointments and get them out next year when the specialist is finally ready to see me for fifteen minutes.
>"No, really! Hold still, I'll have your nasty tonsils gone in a jiffy!"
>His armament assembly produces an arc welder
N, no, I'm really not comfortable with you messing with anything in my throat.
>"Aw, come on! I can help!"
>He leans towards you
But wait, you don't even know HOW to remove tonsils! Do you even know what the adenoids are, you need to get those too!
>N pauses
>"You're right. I'm not equipped to handle this."
Yes, that's what I was saying.
>".... but I will be once I watch a few how-to videos on the subject! Just sit tight!"
>You turn and begin to run, only to trip over some garbage
>Ten minutes later, N has finished watching his videos
>With the help of Uzi, Khan, and V holding you in place, he quickly buzzed your tonsils out of existence
>"Now, your throat will hurt for a week, but that's normal. Let me know if it gets worse, okay?"
>You can't say anything because your (former) tonsils are throbbing - made worse because he never administered anesthetic
>You weakly give him a thumbs up

>>94885
>And now for some info on the Labor Bots in this timeline
Are Labor Bots free to use in other AUs? Or are they restricted to the original AU and fan greentexts of those AUs?

>>94974
>Free use labor bots
Lewd.

>>94971
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM

>>94971
the best thing you can do is approach him honestly and politely ask that he wraps it up for the night

goddammit.
I took my N to the natural history museum, I figured it'd be a nice outing for him and he'd get to look at all the models of dinosaurs and stuff (he loves animals.) but I turn my back for one minute to go and get us some drinks and what does he do? he treats the geology exhibit like his own personal buffet– just completely clears it out. he looked like the Geisel library had knocked him up with triplets. now I'm stuck in the security office waiting until he's passed every last stone.
he's normally so sweet and well-behaved but for some reason he just can't help himself around rocks. I knew it was a consistent issue with N models but I never thought it would be this bad.
I swear if I ever find the piece of shit who hard-coded lithophagy into these little idiots I'll wring his neck.

>>94977
I will not kill him!
>>94978
Might as well

Cool Avre Facts:

Avre Loves playing strategy games (both TBS & RTS's)
But turtles like a motherfucker

The issue is shes really good at it usually

She WILL drag a 30 minute CoH2 Match out for 3 hours.

She WILL make you surrender before you even HOP to finish a match of WH40K: Gladius.

She WILL edit the gamerules so that annihilation is the only way to win, just to torment you.

She WILL catch you the second you let you guard down with a small yet effective attack, setting you back just enough where she keeps her defensive foothold.

She will accept cuddles as a surrender agreement.

>>94982
Does she play command and conquer

>>94983
>Avre
No, but she does play supcom, UEF main

>>94986
Boo

>>94986
which one?

>>94988
FA

>>94990
Eww

>>94993
Brother eeew

>>94996
Diving suit

>>94982
I will fucking destroy Avre in CoH2.

Harper is cuddling with her daughter (They watched Royal Wedding)

How come N never remembered killing and eating people, as well as piloting the ship? What purpose would The Solver have in erasing those memories? The manor ones make sense for it to erase, but not those ones

>>95001
Liam told us not to think about that too hard.

I need to become more autistic

>>94974
I’ll allow folks to utilize Laborers in their stories. My only guideline is that they are not to be hostile towards humanity, they were ultimately created to help them.

>>95001
Running headcanon is that before he meets Uzi, N learning the truth sends him into a depression spiral. When he's like that, he's a broken toy and that upsets Solver. Thus, Solver keeps deleting his memories to restore him to his 'surprising' default personality, and after enough iterations, everyone else gave up on trying to fill him in.
>What did Liam think?
"Not that kind of show."

>>95008
>Not that kind of show
This kind of mindset is retarded and Liam is retarded for applying it. It dampers and damages creativity

>>94914
If we're reporting on Alice WIPs, I've got one of her with Yeva and Nori as hospital/experimental patients for my human/biohorror AU that should be done decently soon.

>Crack Theory: N didn't remember anything because he died in the crash, he was immediately replaced by The Solver with another back-up N. Every single flashback or memory from N is just another clone's memories that he's accessing.

>>95009
I wholeheartedly agree Anon, any kind of lazy thinking should be discouraged.

>>95011
>Even more crack theory: Solver made it all up and this was all a ploy to make her oc (Uzi) the bestest girl with a hot boyfriend.

>>95009
What does that mean?

What was Alice's relationship with Nori?

>>95018
Completely up to headcanon, in particular what you think she meant by 'dealt with witches 'fore, too'.
Alice wasn't a Solver host, but canonically had a higher level of personality development than standard worker drones or even basic zombie drones.

>>95021
Most likely the other test subjects in lockers. I can imagine a lot of them were less stable than the main three we've seen, with only Yeva being the most "cooperative" since they send Mitchell to get just her. A few probably went on a rampage or escaped into the bowels of CF to hide and eventually attack Alice, or take her things. I'd imagine that's probably why Alice never made Beau a body, she probably lost friends in the early days and keeping him a pill keeps things impersonal.

>>95022
It would be funny if she did

>>95021
>canonically had a higher level of personality development than standard worker drones or even basic zombie drones.
[citation needed]

>>95018
I think their relationship was somewhat more than just fleeting encounter during one crosstest (the one confirmed in 6). Because, inspite of her sadistic side and unforgivingness, Alice was calm towards Uzi and didn't let the bite or insult get to her enough to adress it, however with Nori she was bitter on a personal level, definitely more emotional than she acted towards Uzi, which implies some real hatred. The idea of Nori having been a bully lost some steam with 7&8 and its Nori characterisation, but looking at Uzi towards her classmates, it isn't impossible Nori did indeed committ something.
Nori is way more likeable nowadays, but I remember how before 7 we all thought she'd have been revealed as a total asshole during the flashback (backing up what Alice said), but that went nowhere. Still, they didn't get along. Uzi and Alice are totally incompatible, Nori seems less bitchy in 7&8, but she was younger in CFL plus posessed at times...
Summary, I would love to see a better interaction with both having developed after the series, I think there could be potential or at least good entertainment, but CFL was, with Cyn posession at fault in part, not good
Sorry I'm tired af gonna finish the idea up some other time gn

>>95025
if nothing else she's got a higher level than the NPC drones the Elliotts had

>>95015
I want to cook biscuits and gravy for her

>>95025
Bro just look at her, personality development is evident by watching characters act, do you wanna see some levelsystem or what?
Look someone like Lizzy or Rebecca compared to Alice and the difference in intelligence and larping is clear as day