/md/ - Murder Drones

>>120279
Sorry anon, you're gonna have to sit through the Jaiden vs Chazz duel arcs fifteen times in a row before you caan get back to work.

>>120278
Very based, honestly more than I expected to receive

>>120278
Look Abby, I think youre cute, but youre even cuter when youre a horrible abomination drone then as a human

>>120282
>Naked Human Abby looks down sadly and walks into the closet as Anon sits down
>She looks back a second as Anon rolls his eyes yet again with as she sheds a single tear
>She enters the closet and Anon can hear some machinery, a giggle, then a drill followed by some Screaming
>A minute later a naked Mutant Abby slithers out of the closest slowly, her bow gasping for air and tail wagging
>'Thats more like it!" Anon exclaims, already feeling cold blood drip onto his clothes

>>120275
>"Yes, that's right! Anon must solve these three impossible puzzles to avoid being pushed into... the Goggulator!"
>"Dun dun DUUUUN!"
>Nothing happens
>Q looks around for a second
>"I said 'dun dun DUUUUN!'"
>Still nothing
Is there an issue?
>Q hisses between her teeth
>"Bet, that's your CUE!"
>The spotlight moves to land on Bet, currently enjoying an espresso.
>"Bet!"
>He looks up and is briefly shocked before realizing the audience, you, and Q are all focused on him
>It's a perfect time to recite his 'slam poetry'
>"Ahem hem hem. This poem is called 'Will Nobody Clean the Litterbox of Injustice?', by Bet."
>"Will nobody clean the litterbox? I cleaned it yesterday. It's your tuuuuu- AH!"
>You tackle Bet, screaming
>You took Lit 101 in high school, you are NOT putting up with more poetry
>Q is distraught that no one is doing her puzzles

I can't believe that Q is Female DD Papyrus

Bonnie>Abby>>mutated Abby>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jane

The threads version of Sam is also just Sans

>>120287
She drops her spaghetti every day, Anon. It was obvious in hindsight.
Her brother is Shermy G. Winterspoon, who is a professional Sans

>>120287
>>120290
I can't believe Fucked-up and Evil Anonymous is just Mirrorworld Kirk.

>>120291
>Shermy G. Winterspoon
Who?

>>120292
That does explain why he's strangely attractive

I hope you DDLM fucks are proud of yourselves. one of those monsters cleared out a fucking maternity ward and she's getting off with a slap on the wrist because of the usual excuse of "ohhh, she really couldn't help it, ohh she didn't wanna do it" blah blah blah. her and all of you deserve to be dragged out into the streets and beaten to death with hammers.

>>120286
Kek, This is good stuff anon. Q getting more greens is always good too.

>>120214
This gave me a smile to my face

>>120289
Feels weird to see a drone version of a character ranked lower then their human counterpart

>>120301
well she's not a drone, per se, and the bow loses her serious points

>That One K-Mart Commercial But Instead Of A Bat It's N

>>120302
Shes like 70% drone, and I find the Bow cute. I want to feed it snacks while petting her hair

>>120303
I still wonder why they made a straight-up fetish commercial. Like there's not even a punchline it's just vore

I jailbroke my drone wife and installed roms on her.

>>120307
You sick fuck, you voided her warranty.

>>120307
OH NO, THE WARRANTY

>>120307
Nintendo is going to dismantle her if you aren't careful

>>120307
>openly summons... THEM
You fool. You only have yourself to blame for what happens next.

feral jungle woman Tessa

>>120311
>>120307
>Thousands of angered J units descend upon Anons home like a swarm of locust

Looks like the entire thread was comprised of J units. Everyone just left

>>120306
Yes, that's right - Anon besexed Lorenica and had the sexiest sex in the entire lore

>>120278
>Abby: I wish anon would look at me sometimes instead of all those drones
>Cyn: I think I have an idea

>>120286
I'd let her spin my wheel, if you catch my drift

>Thread immediately picks up after I call everyone out for actually being a J unit
YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU ARE! I KNOW THE TRUTH NOW!

>>120317
Very nice
>You both lean closer at the same moment
And bonk heads together (and then giggle compulsively)

>>119785
Some more. Might even put my crude '''drawing''' skills to work on visualizing them later this week
-
Hermit Husk
>Should a Spawnling occupy a suitable corpse it will immediately metamorphose, crudely grafting itself within the body until it achieves basic motor function
>These "husks" serve to both protect the relatively squishy Spawling from direct harm & to make them far more effective at taking down prey/victims
>Condition of the corpse can vary wildly, from freshly & in-tact victims to sufficiently abundant gibs; Particularly extreme corpse damage is mostly mitigated during the metamorphosis phase
>Typically slow and clumsy, although they make up for this shortcoming by being FAR more durable than their appearance lets on
>While inside the Hermit Husk the Spawnlings "legs" become repurposed into whipping claw-tipped tendrils sprouting from various points (arms, legs, wounds, orifices...)
>Sufficient damage to the Husk can eventually neutralize it, but only the destruction or removal of the Spawnling can definitively "kill" it
>The Spawnling itself tends to root along the spinal cord (or mechanical equivalent), typically somewhere inside the chest cavity
>It is possible for MULTIPLE Spawnlings to inhabit a singular Hermit Husk resulting in it becoming exponentially faster, stronger & overall more dangerous
>When left to their own devices, Hermit Husks are little more than savage animals concerned only with making more corpses
>When under the influence of a Solver Host, Hermit Husks can serve as surprisingly coordinated cannon fodder

>>120321
wait I didn't even notice, why is she in handcuffs?

>>120324
Terrifying

>>120323
Past incident with previous pilot, best not dwell on it.

If you wish to be her pilot, you may take them off.

>>120326
I mean I do, but...
I think I'm gonna wanna know her priors first

>>120317
KINO

>>120326
and... is that mask part of her equipment, or is that a muzzle?!

>>120329
>Mech has a bloodplay kink

>>120330
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD DRONE

>>120329
Both!
Double as part of the helmet when her head is outside.
its removable, but once again, incident with previous pilot, do it at your own risk.

>>120332
how much risk we talkin?

>>120333
Depends, was the drone justified or not?

>>120334
I'd like to believe she was innocent, but I'm not suicidal enough to volunteer as her copilot without having at least a little info

Okay let's settle this once and for all. If N didn't hold back during the pilot fight with J and V, could he have killed them both?

>>120336
No? they're both better at combat than him (despite J jobbing to Uzi's protag asspulls) and there's nothing to suggest he's any better than them in terms of raw power

>>120317
Adorable

>>120338
why is your mech holding a long barrel m1911?

Animal World
This is probably canon to the MD universe

>>120337
>(despite J jobbing to Uzi's protag asspulls)
It actually wasn't protagonist plot armor per se, it was just due to her being a Solver host. It's only there for like one frame but you can see as J's shooting at her at the start of the fight that the Solver symbol appears for an instant and deflects the bullets that would have hit her.

J doesn't really have an excuse for why she got hit with the pen besides simply dogging it, but to her credit she would have actually gotten Uzi right there if it weren't for the ungodly eldritch genetics.

>>120340
Like I said, those weapons are good to build up a stun on stronger enemies, they have fair ammo economy and pack a good bit of damage all on their own.
Then I'll switch to the lance and heavy shotgun, the energy lance has a two-hit charge down attack that covers a huge distance very quickly and does some of the heaviest melee damage in the game if you land both hits.
The shotgun I'm using is one of the most punishingly high damage close range options, the downside is that it can only fire one shot and then has to reload so it's there to coup-de-grace an enemy on low health or to catch some of the enemies who recover from the stun before I can charge them down with the energy lance.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Makes (You) Rewatch The Pilot

>>120346
ANYTHING BUT THAT PLEASE

>>120346
What's the good news?

>>120349
Flush Cyn down the toilet as punishment

>>120351
N LOOK OUT SHE’S GONNA DO BAD THINGS TO YOU

>>120351
Canon

>>120351
>And That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw N Alive

>oogi smiling as I feed her jam from a spoon
>Enn licking the jam from oogis hands to clean her

>>120354
I am N I am safe and happy please do not send anyone to look for me.

>>120355
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY OOGI IN MY PRESENCE!? I-I NEED TO SPAM! LOAFS! I-I MUST WRITE EDGY SLOCK GREEN! I-I MU-UST EDIT FLUFFY GREEN! AND DERAIL THE THREAD FOR SEVERAL DAYS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>120317
Can I get a Screencap of this

>>120351
Adorable

>>120357
Many are saying this

How many UEF blue hats do I have to kill before earn Cyn's love and affection?

>>120362
None. You can only earn Cyn's love by killing yourself

if you leave N alone in a room with a dog named Rocks, will he pet the dog, or eat Rocks?

>>120364
>Schrodinger's N

>>120365
until N is observed the dog is both petted and eaten

Imagine Midget Drones
>tall enough to be functionally normal drones, but shorter than Uzi and incapable of demanding respect
>using them as bowling pins
>using them as door stops
>using them as end tables
>having one named "Carrie" that you give all your shit to and make her carry it around like a glorified pocket on your pants

>>120357
Silence

>>120367
I like I like

>>120367
>tall enough to be functionally normal drones
>using them as door stops
that seems like a very inconvenient doorstop to squeeze past

>>120367
Detestable, I'm intrigued

>>120367
Even normal drones are too short to demand respect.

>>120367
They should hate uppies as well

>>120367
>You richly go to the store like the rich prick you are
>"Carrie" stumbles along behind you, already overloaded with your shopping
>You buy a bunch of stuff, watch contemptuously as the wagies bag it up, and then turn to your Midget Drone
Oh, could someone... Carrie this for me?
>You smirk as her eye twitches before she is practically doubled over under the weight of the parcels
>Yes, your Christmas shopping is almost halfway done!
>And you haven't even broken a sweat yet

>>120375
It's because you're reminding them of what the world would look like if they were a foot taller

>A Carrie plush appears in MG's store...

>>120378
Go fuck yourself

>>120378
>She burns the place down
>It was the wrong Carrie, the Stephen King one

>>120378
Doll, twist this Anons balls and force him to eat it

>>120376
Jamesposting is BACK

>>120378
Your skin are now belong to me

>>120384
Scrungly little flappers

Everytime you make a "Carrie" pun, a circuit in her system explodes

>>120384
Cuddling appendages

>>120386
>Somehow you manage to make 50 Carrie related puns in a row
>She starts vibrating intensely before detonating into a miniature nuclear explosion

>>120386
I hope this doesn't affect her ability to Carrie my stuff around!
It'd be a real downer if me and the blokes couldn't play Midget Drone bowling because one of the pins was out of order!

>>120389
Do you use a Midget Drone for the ball too?

>>120367
How many times do I have to say this? It is a rule of the universe that no drone can be shorter than Uzi, the universe can explode if that happens

don't we already have oogis for you anons into torturing tiny drones?

>>120374
>J is relaxing after a long day of bossing other drones around at the office
>a hulking figure emerges from behind a corner
>the figure stomps gracelessly and efficiently towards J
>suddenly it picks J up and brings her to eye level, it’s metal face sculpted in a permanent scowl
>“YOUR DEDICATION TO YOUR CORPORATION IS ADMIRABLE MACHINE ABOMINATION, CONTINUE IN THE NAME OF THE FREE MARKET AND THE CEO OF MANKIND MAY YET SMILE UPON YOU, HEATHEN”
>J had no time to respond before the man(?) crashed around another corner with unnerving speed and disappeared

>>120390
Only if he curls up real tight, you can probably force him into the proper shape
If you miss and get a gutter ball, you just blame the drone

When Carrie explodes she’s just coated in soot like a cartoon character

>>120392
Midget Drones seem fun though and are less immersion breaking

>>120397
So what you're saying is that we can weaponize her

>>120399
>Detonate her to give your enemies secondhand smoke
>After enough inhalation, they'll get lung cancer - in 30 years give or take

>>120401
Anon I think your spoilers are broken.

>>120402
Im going to kill myself, idk why they arent working ugggggh

>>120404
Mine work just fine skill issue

Let's talk like this for the whole thread

>be you
>recently hired janitor at mall
>told there's a problem with the automatic paper towel dispenser in the food court bathroom
>oh God oh fuck
>go in expecting the worst
>surprisingly everything looks okay
>try to get the dispenser to go
>nothing happens
>open the automatic paper towel dispenser
>the midget drone inside is watching long form commentary
>he's giggling at the video despite it being the dumbest shit you've ever seen
>you put the lid back on and shake your head sadly
>the whole unit has to be replaced
>and this one has to be trash compacted asap

>>120407
Nobody can hear us, not even the drones.

>>120408
Why are midget drones so susceptible to brain rot?

>>120408
Depressing, at least they're cheap
>>120410
Being stuck in a bathroom 24/7 for a year will do that to you

>>120393
>Bonnie had already gotten to work removing Abby’s gym attire, starting with her yoga pants and then her hoodie
>Bonnie's hands found their way under Abby's hoodie, kneading her firm breasts and discovered Abby wasn’t actually wearing a bra at all.
>Bonnie giggled to herself as she lowered herself down to Abby’s lip’s and gave her a long kiss, their tongues wrapping around each other and leaving a long thick ribbon of saliva between the two once they separated.
>It wasn’t even a second later before their lips came crashing together again in a passionate kiss. Bonnie moaned into Abby's mouth as the blonde's hands roamed her body, squeezing her ass.
>Abby broke the kiss, trailing her lips down Bonnie's neck and began nipping at Bonnie's collarbone.
>For too long had Abby gone unnoticed, unloved, and untouched. Years of pent up horny frustration was being unleashed in a moment.
>The shy ginger kissed a trail down Bonnie's neck, nipping and sucking at her pulse point. Abby could feel herself licking up the sweat from Bonnie's flushed skin.
>Bonnie gasped as Abby's skilled lips eventually started nibbling at the area of her sports bra, teasing her sensitive nipples.
>She could barely contain her excitement as Bonnie put her hand on Abby’s head as she kept licking and kissing Bonnie's hardened nipples. Abby had been waiting this whole session to do this.
>She was now done feeling up Bonnie's clothing and worked to remove the Sports Bra, Bonnie's D cup breasts falling with a nice wet plap back onto her sweaty chest.
>Abby continued her sucking now on Bonnie's ample flesh puppies, causing a loud moan of pleasure from the blonde. She cupped her mouth despite knowing no one else was at this gym
>For a solid minute she sucked at Bonnie's nipple while pleasuring her own moist pussy. They came at the same time
>Bonnie's hips bucked involuntarily. Abby whimpered, "I need more." in protest
>Bonnie smirked, grabbing at the still weak Abby. “It’s my turn” She said, While doing so she began to kiss at Abby’s stomach.
>After one final lick downwards she made her way down. Abby dropped to the floor overpowered, Bonnie began placing open-mouthed kisses along Abby’s inner thighs.
>Abby’s legs trembled as Bonnie’s hot breath ghosted over her most sensitive area."Fuck, you're so wet for me," Bonnie groaned, running a finger through Abby’s slick folds.
>Abby’s head fell back as she let out a loud moan as Bonnie’s tongue finally made contact with her throbbing clit. The blonde licked and sucked with expert precision, gained from solid practice and her own home workouts, bringing Abby closer and closer to the edge."Oh god, don't stop," she exclaimed
>Bonnie continued, her skilled tongue working them both into a frenzy. Bonnie's fingers tangled in Abby's ginger hair, holding her close as waves of pleasure washed over her. The gym filled with the sounds of Bonnie's breathy moans and Abby's appreciative hums.
>Suddenly, Bonnie slipped two fingers inside Abby’s dripping pussy, curling them to hit that perfect spot. Abby’s hips jerked, grinding against Bonnie’s face as she felt her orgasm building.
>Bonnie doubled her efforts, sucking hard on Abby’s clit while pumping her fingers faster. With a strangled cry, Abby finally came undone, her whole body shaking as pleasure exploded through her and onto Bonnie
>As Abby came down from her high, the both of them panting, Bonnie stood up, biting her lips with a satisfied smirk.
>"Are you ready for one last workout" she giggled, grabbing the bag she brought with her to the gym
>She unzipped it to reveal it wasn’t full of any exercise equipment. But sex toys, whips, leashes, and enough dildos to drown in.

>It was hours later when they finally exited the workout room. Sweat dripped from them leaving small puddles as they walked.
>Abby could no longer move her legs, she was so weak Bonnie needed to carry her out and back to her quarters despite the great effort to Bonnie due to her own failing legs.
>Eventually Abby was brought back and tucked into her bed, the one she knew so well for countless sleepless and alone nights.
>Bonnie gave her one last kiss on the forehead before leaving
>Abby could not wait until tomorrow for another mandatory workout.

>>120408
I can't believe that Midget Drones are everywhere, next you'll tell me that vending machines are actually operated by Midget Drones as well
>>120410
They have tiny bodies and tiny brains

>>120417
it’s over
Pack it up

>>120417
Anon, I'm pretty sure your just not allowed to post lewd images. I don't think Blackhand has ever smitten someone for a lewd green

>>120418
Revoke his anon license immediately, he will never write smut in this forum again

>>120416
>The Midget drone inside the vending machine giggling as it dispenses the wrong drink on purpose
>What are (you) going to do about it, kick the machine?

>>120421
I'll start arguing with my coworker and telling her that the maintenance drone knows I like orange, and that it gives me lemon-lime on purpose.

>>120415
HOT

>when the solver war starts, midget drones become roving swarms that devour humans like land piranhas

>>120421
>other employees, human and drone alike, look on in disdain
>the sounds of anon desperately hammering the coin return button echo through the halls
>the coins are never returned
>he has to settle for diet sprunk again today

>>120425
Soldiers fear the Chewnami, a tidal wave of chittering teeth and scrabbling fingers that devours everything in its path

fuck you
>Shrinks (You)r OC to make them Mini

>>120421
Jokes on her, I used round bits of metal, I just got a free soda out of it
>>120422
>>120428
Deserved

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>120429
I don't have an OC though and you didn't put the fortune in the namefield so....
>Turns (You)r penis into a cactus

>>120431
>Anon's penis isn't a saguaro, which means he's lost a good three feet at least
>Maybe women will like the tasteful succulent growing where his dong used to be, though?

>>120429
No, no mini-Stone

>(You) are now V
>Somehow (You)'ve managed to retain all of (You)r memories
>The Gala happens in 5 weeks
What do?

>>120417
Anon... Just lewd images are meant to be censored with a spoiler, I haven't seen anyone in trouble for lewd text

Can a Midget Drone be used as a golf club? When I asked her she said no, but my heart says "yes"

>>120437
Sorry Anon but when text requires I tap it to read it I shut down until my brain restarts so I guess I can't read it :(

>>120435
Seduce Louisa.

>>120439
Tap, you dont just hover over it?

>>120437
Have faith Chinese Anoj

i need sleep scenarios with N

>>120442
A Chinese Anon should be called ChingAnon

>>120443
>N eating your pillow by accident because he thought it was a giant marshmallow
>N is your new pillow

>>120443
N eating you in your sleep because he got hungie

>>120446
How is that a good sleep scenario

>>120448
You sleep forever

>>120445
based

>>120443
N sleeping with Uzi while she's in full Solverpede mode

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

FUCK YOU!
>Swaps (You)r N for Thad

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>120452
Okay. Lets do this again.
>Swaps (You)r N for Thad

but i don’t want thad

>>120454
Too fucking bad

>>120454
>Thad smiles, but inside he's crying

>>120456
i’m sorry thad i’ll take care of you too

>Breaking Thad
>Lizzy, we need to cook

>>120445
>you try sleeping with N as he hangs upside-down
>all the blood rushes to your head, very uncomfortable
>N has an idea
>he holds you right-side up while he hangs from the ceiling
>your face is pressed tightly against his crotch, his disassembly dong leaking pre down onto N's face as he grinds against you unconsciously

>>120457
>Thad gives a thumbs-up, but now he's slightly frightened by the implication

>>120461
>"The implication? Are we going to hurt these Drones?"

>>120462
I am going to FUCK The Implication

Would hurt a Midget Drone on her birthday? Even if she just slapped your shins?

>>120463
Anon is going to FUCK the hyper drone Implicatia??

>>120467
what i think doing anything is going to be like

>>120467
I need to see the original video

>>120469
Shin Sonic Tapes Sad Origin

>>120462
>"No one's gonna hurt these drones, it's the implication of danger!"

>Go to bathroom
>Wash my hands
>Head to paper towel dispenser and hold out my hand
>Instead of paper towels a cigarette bud falls onto my hands
>A sign drops saying, "On Break."
>I can almost hear the Midget Drone inside snickering

>>120472
>Go to one of those shitty air dispenser to dry my hands
>I hear the most horrid nasal congestion of my life before a thick wad of spit flies onto my hands
>They both start laughing at me
>It's like High School all over again

>>120471
>"So they're in danger?"

>>120415
hot as fuck

FINALS ARE OVER. GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THIS THREAD OR ELSE I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR DRONE!

>>120476
pssh, can't take away what I don't have

>>120476
anons who have been gone forawhile have a lot of catching up to do

>>120477
I'll take away your balls

>Cyn has been mini'd, she is now Cynimini
>She is at your mercy, in your hand
>Shake the Cyn.
>Do it. You must shake the Cyn.

>>120479
what the hell, I need those

camping out in the forest a short ways from your house, laying and cuddling with Alice, listening to the soft rain gently patter against your tent

>>120480
I'm putting her in the microwave

>>120484
Fags

>>120485
Fags <3 <3 <3

>>120484
Faggets

>>120487
She's green and retired

>>120480
>Cyn
>At your mercy
Solver appendages typed this post.

>>120489
Dont ask blondi the gender of her anon

What if N spoke in brainrot?

>>120494
Uzi would not fuck him

>>120484
Are we getting a Bonnie and Jane lewd next?

>>120480
She will enter my meaty hole

>>120486
>>120487
Why she naked?

>>120498
She gets the gown later I always draw rhem naked first to get the body and the spacing of their limbsegments (black lines on arms and legs) correct

>>120500
>>120502
I can't believe that Mr. Krabs himself killed Amda

>>120502
Wait what is with the oil on her face there? Above her (from our POV) left eye? Head injury? Why did I never notice that before?

>>120503
How did he do it tho? On Alice's table Amda has no visible damage, only thing we don't see is her back

>>129689
Thanks a lot btw, I am seeing it a bit myself, even September stuff looks off now

>>120374
Cool

>>120504
>>120502
>Ew, you got oil on my face anon

>>120505
He used his BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>120511
It's late here in burgerland might not get a response

>>120513
Oh well it's sunday innit

>>120514
>Innit
E? Is that you(

>>120484
>Throw a vortex bomb in their direction

>>120517
Oi

The niggadigga drone

If you could redistribute live and death in MD, what would you do? Means, you can i.e. revive Rebecca but would need to sacrifice Khan then (can only sacrifice those there after 8)
In between cases like Doll and Alice can be excluded idk how they would work with that

>>120521
Sacrifice Thad for Emily

For purposes of being slaughtered in the name of Space King, would the drones count as aliens?

>>120523
They're robots

>>120524
noice

>>120521
I save Emily. In exchange, V dies to the sentinels and (since DDs can't permadie) becomes Uzi's familiar.

>>120525
Exactly, they aren't human. But they were made by humans. So do they need to be slaughtered in the name of Space King?