Smiles is being mean to me so I'm making the OP this time
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reposting cause i didn’t type allat just for a done thread >>128973 Hope I didn’t miss any, also, ones in episode 5 are debatable whether they actually saved his life or not, since some of the memories were altered. Saved on purpose: >In the pilot, when Uzi used her dad’s wrench to pry the virus stake out of N’s chest. >In episode 5, when Uzi saved N from being pecked to death by crows. >In episode 5, when J knocked N out of the way of V’s oncoming attack. >In episode 5, when Uzi saved N from being lobotomized by Cyn. (unsure if his life was on the line) >In episode 6, by “Tessa” distracting the Sentinel who had N unconscious and pinned to the wall, about to make the killing blow. >In episode 6, by V sacrificing herself so that N, Uzi and “Tessa” could make it to safety. >In episode 7, by Nori cutting off the Solver tentacle that was dragging N away. >In episode 7, by Nori pinning N and herself to the wall, out of the way of the incoming Solverpede. >In episode 7, by Uzi sacrificing herself so that N could get to safety. >In the finale, by Uzi interrupting Cyn tearing open his chest to eat his heart, then pulling him to safety. >In the finale, by Khan shutting a door on Cyn’s tentacles, causing her to drop N’s core and allow him to jump back to his body and get back inside his own chest. >Offscreen, by Tessa rescuing him from the dump. Saved accidentally: >In the pilot, by Uzi aiming her railgun at N’s head instead of his chest. >In episode 6, by Alice calling for Beau right as the latter was about to cut out N’s heart. (He might not have technically died in this case, just had his core jarred.) Stretches/indirectly: >In the pilot, by Khan shutting the door, leaving Uzi behind to die to N, instead of picking up her railgun and attempting to shoot him. (he probably would have failed, though) >In episode 3, by Doll leaving Uzi, N and V alone after seeing that Uzi had the Solver. >In episode 6, by “Tessa” dragging N and Uzi into the elevator while N was distracted comforting Uzi. >In episode 7, by Uzi’s admin overriding Cyn’s when she presumably tried to erase N’s memories. (unsure if his life was on the line) >In the finale, by Uzi sacrificing her “humanity” to subdue Cyn for good and ensure the safety of the universe. Saved himself: >In episode 2, when N used his chainsaws to cut himself free of the Solver’s tentacles. >In episode 5, when N decided not to go inside the creepy basement. (unsure if his life was on the line) >In episode 7, when N avoided the [null]s created by possessed Uzi. >In episode 7, when N beheaded “Tessa” before she could take advantage of the situation. (unsure if his life was on the line) >In the finale, when N used his arm to block Cyn’s stab from hitting him right in the heart.
>Taking Cici home after a long shift >Taking a bath together with a few of her favorite bathbombs thrown in >Doing couple stuff afterwards >Snuggling Need wagie drone waifu
Just taking your best friend's dead body to school every day then taking it back to her house at the end of the day to put a shroud over it then light some candles for her things.
>oogi looks on in despondence as you begin to clean up your home >as everyone knows, an unkempt home invites oogis >there are no crumbs on the floor to eat, socks lying around to sleep inside, or clothing to repurpose into a tent >the floor is clean and uncluttered- nowhere for nervous oogis to hide as they scamper about, no warm place to make a nest for their boogi >you are not being inviting at all >perhaps your neighbor will be more welcoming towards the creature and her ten thousand oogi friends
>>129114 >your neighbour is a germaphobe >entire house is spotless and usually covered in a thick layer of antiseptic at all times. >the oogis shall starve this winter
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a couple extras. i can't actually fit these into the old giga plush collection because the raw png goes over the 12 MB limit for this place. i think it speaks to a level of... 'what the hell am i doing' still. it's occasionally fun to add a few
>>129103 ? >>129104 Oh anon, I was always here, I’ve just been very busy so haven’t posted so much, I would never abandon you :) >>129147 I have watched Maya with great interest, very pretty creature, would kiss, I even created a Solver sapien Fuguedrone because she opened my eyes to possibly of Akita being a species rather than a singleton :)
>after performing cpr with your fingers on her tiny chest and pressing your lips against her body, you finally manage to revive mini-Y >the tragic toy boating accident nearly took her life, the miniature diassembler holding your finger in her arms in gratitude as she beckons you to come closer >angling your ear towards her tiny, blushing face, Mini-Y entrusts you with her most precious secret >the recipe for her world-famous potato salad >you tuck the little drone beneath a dishrag, using her hat as a pillow >she will recover >your eyes drift towards the counter, where a plastic sack of freshly-bought potatoes sits- you lick your lips unconsciously
>>129154 Hipster Bet makes my brain make happy chemicals Just because he's the proletariat's ally and yet is probably the most expensive to buy on a secondary market
>>129155 I am not being autistic, I’m simply respecting the interesting stuff that has much creativity and through put into it, how dare you assume just foolish
>>129172 >Princess drone >Her personality core is fractured, causing her to have multiple versions >The Long Quiet drone >Also has a broken core, guided by the multiple voices and is bird
>>129180 >Female Bet >Named Gamble or something >Still bald >Main difference is she's a sloppy dress type millennial >Understands even less of the Communist Manifesto than her male counterpart >Will probably date you if you say something positive about environmentalism and saving whales or something
fun fact! every time Izzdrone sees her favorite patient, she cures whatever he’s coming in for while secretly sneaking something else in his system so that he’ll keep coming back
>>129203 >Izzdrone is injecting them with diabetes yeah sure, her “favourite patients” like that, this is way women don’t have rights, not even robot women have rights
>>129211 >It was horrible, watching Anon getting dragged off by his balls >It was a terrible sight, mainly because you were laughing so hard at him that you accidentally inhaled some of your drink and coughed for, like, five minutes >A tragedy
>>129216 Hold on a second, we can't just authorize "the look" for this. Are you sure he should use "the look"?
>>129223 >”cock and ball torture, dr. anon… cock and ball torture or CBT, penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles“
30 minutes of walking in the woods (Slay the Princess) >you are on a thread in a board. and at the end of the thread is a greentext. and in the lines of that greentext is an OC >you’re here to write them. if you don’t, it will mean the end of the chan.
>Belladonna suggesting that you have a bunch of kids for "tax credit" purposes >Ivy propositioning you in the riskiest place in the office >Nightshade forcing you to fill out 1099 after 1099 if you want her to let you nut Unf
>>129233 Nori was a delinquent who never followed orders for a single moment of her life, that’s probably how she became a zombie drone
Yeva seems like she can keep a level head so she probably did something high stress that would be difficult and dangerous, that’s probably how it happened to her
Alice seems very outdoorsy, she might have been a park ranger or something camping-adjacent like that, maybe that’s where she gets her survival skills from, most likely became a zombie drone(?) from a wild animal attack if so
>>129237 >Yeva used to clear mines from the Russo-French conflict of 3250 >Sounds technically complicated but it really isn't. >They typically just march drones out to set them off.
>>129249 My first instinct when I thought "Negev ice cream flavor" is sea salt, with gummy worms and a ribbon of apple sauce. That or it's high fructose corn syrup flavored.
>>129288 >>129290 DAMN, HUMAN WOMEN LOOK LIKE THAT????? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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>>129302 Makes moonshine, stuffs squirrels, enters deer into the county faire contests (it was a contest for pigs and domesticated ones at that but they have a hard time saying no.)
>Mini-Y romance is in the game by default, it's not modded >Your companions (except P) stop giving you sour looks and whispering once you do Good Things, Small Packages, because they realize she's just like Y, but smaller and more competent >The subreddit and Discord server still ban anyone who mentions it At least I can discuss it here, right?
>>129315 When this happens again (I don't think it might?) It does not mean the booru is down, it's just the database crashing. I have to restart it. The content is not damaged or deleted, so no need to worry about that. Plus, if it does get damaged somehow, I make it automatically create backups daily
I can't believe I've been in these god forsaken Murder Drones threads for almost 2 years at this point.
Have a good New Year's Eve tomorrow everyone. I don't want to get emotional and gush about all the ups and downs we've had so I'll just say thanks to everyone in these threads. Godspeed everyone and never let the autism fade.
>>129331 Anon, in 5 years you'll look back and reminisce about the fun times you had when the show was alive. Then 10 years and so on. The journey's good though
HUH? You're gonna repurpose my ADOPTED ROBO-CHILDREN into SADISTIC MURDER MACHINES, MURDER DRONES, if you will? WHAAAAAT? You're gonna kill my ENTIRE FAMILY and END HUMANITY? You won't discard me? What's THAT supposed to mean? HUUUUH? You're gonna KILL ME, FLAY ME and WEAR MY SKIN while impersonating me? And then NOONE'S gonna mourn me afterwards? Well, what can I say except YABBA DABBA DROOOOONES!
>>129376 Does the child inherit the antimatter cannon, invisibility and ear sensors, or are they an even bigger failure than their mother? If the kid is human would Elf hate them?
>>129378 If those traits are heritable, maybe, probably just the invisibility and ears though since those aren't objectively dangerous for an infant Also because the baby turning invisible randomly would be kind of funny Elf could never hate her own child, the only true kith and kin she has in the world, she'd definitely fear for her kid though
>>129386 I console myself with the fact that the fucking toilets theme is just necessary to attract a child audience, and this "YouTube series" itself has a great plot and cool battles, which is what attracts a huge number of people.
I don't want to be disappointed in modern culture.
>Q and Bet are going through old papers at their apartment >Q finds an old ID of Bet's with his old name >Laughs her ass off at the fact he was named Deliberately Ambiguous >Bet is very embarrassed
there are many ways in which drones are superior to humans, but their lack of actual muscles, and thereby the lack of amazonian drones, is a tragic shortcoming
>>129397 >Is there even enough ground left for a whole second season? ...yes? Do you not remember when Cyn's evil twin, Nyc, was introduced as a post-credits teaser in Episode 8?
>>129397 do what md was originally intended to be and have a group of special drones arrive on copper 9 and hunt uzi down to get a hold of the solver singularity and destroy it
The world can be cold and cruel sometimes, but J will always be there to comfort me (as long as I have purchased the required "Disassembly Drone Care Bundle" for $900/month) and tuck me into bed (Requires the "Disassembly Drone Bedtime Protocol Bundle for $800/month + an extra $600/month for optional sex)
>Hey J, are these “cuddling sessions” mandatory? You seem pretty keen on this team bonding exercise. >Shut it Anon! JCJenson has absolutely given me permission to administer them as I see fit. >Besides, you’re the only human alive, and Tessa ain’t coming back, so stop squirming so much.
Female/Female partnerships have been scientifically* and conclusively** proven to increase workplace efficiency by 45%, and morale by 37%! You may not like it, but working alongside a Drone you love is what peak performance*** looks like!
*Research was conducted at a private JCJenson facility, not a laboratory **Not conclusive- all results displayed a variance of ~25% ***Not scientifically proven to affect performance more than regulation standard methods (whipping, blackmail, forcing employees to watch an MCU film, etc.)
>>129448 The child is invisible, if no one knows a kid should exist no one will know the kid DOES exist It's like looking for a cloaked potato in a haystack
>>129450 I want to see what would happen if therapy anon was into doll rather than kinda keeping a distance from her. If i was in his shoes I'd cling to her just as hard as she'd cling to me
>>129447 >tessa >having anyone do anything for her my sides can’t handle this, tessa has no impact on the story in any meaningful sense, not even the ones she had saved cared enough to care about her, no grave, nothing, meanwhile maria has people who care about her, everyone on the ARK is nice to her, and had a impact on the story
>>129460 damnit! I swear, it was a mistake on my part, I didn’t read it through, and sometimes I do use the translator, so I can hear the lady voice say what I typed back to me
>>129487 he never talks, his presence alone is enough to understand what is going to happen, might as well except your fate if you see him, can’t run, can’t hide
>>129499 We could consider how many levels of Clive Barker might Uzi's tragic new day-to-day existence as a centipede full of assimilated souls who has to pretend she's still normal-ish be on.
>>129526 if doll values a relationship, she should start having some decency to not do that, how’d she like it if some random guy started to stalking her all the time, like a discord user
>>129499 The Elf X Anon kid discussion is a little interesting. I really wonder what the kid would actually look like, if they would be a solver monster since SD's use solver cores, and if they would have an equally retarded name like their mother.
>>129539 Anelf isn't too bad, it almost sounds like an actual name, it's much better than Elf. >>129540 But what about when the cloak runs out of power and overheats?
>>129528 Dude, I hate ship wars, I hate having people sent each other death threats over something as mildly inconvenient as "'X loves Y!' 'No, X loves Z'". It's just like, why? Why do you want the other guy to kill himself for something as small as a different opinion? Look I can see the reason why people like Jessa, I can see what makes people think that could happen. But at the same time, I prefer Nessa, and I can also see how Nessa could happen. From my own unprofessional view, I can see Nessa happening more like than Jessa. (If we ignore that whole Solver bullshit.) I see Tessa & J relationship more as besties, as friends who will help the other out when they are in a bad position, Nothing more. On the other hand, I see Tessa & N relationship as a one-sided crush, I mean hell have you seen the way Tessa reacts when she sees N in Ep5? Some fics even do a great job. I mean just read "Murder Drones: Reminiscence" and "The [SOLUTION] to apathy is [LOVE]" They're all relatively short but they got the ship figured out. But that doesn't mean Jessa can't be good aswell. I mean hell, have you read Requiem? Have you read any of the popular Jessa fics? Have you read Requiem? That fic is basically known for it's Jessa content. Look what I'm trying to say is, both Jessa and Nessa can be very good when done right. It's just up to you to decided whether you prefer one or the other.
TL:DR Both are good and have good reasons for their existence, just depends on if you prefer just one of them or both.
>>129544 To be fair, I can see why some people see that way. However the way me and my sister are around each other is that we just fling insult at each other like there's no tomorrow.
>>129549 >Anon keeps hitting trick shots to toss batteries into his kid's mouth to keep the invisibility going >Elf wishes he'd take things a little more seriously >But she did know he was like this when they started their relationship, so it's to be expected
>one night, in his sleep, Kurt astral projects into the Berenstein universe >the Kurt of that universe looks like-and is the latest reincarnation of-Vinny Pizzapasta
>>129571 Either Fortune like >>129573 suggests or Q names the kid after her short-lived puppet sidekick, SD-Cute (which bore a worrying resemblance to Jigsaw)
>>129597 >Tessa was not acknowledged by her "friends" in any way whatsoever. And why would they acknowledge her? Liam got his "character we thought was a human was actually a robot in a skinsuit" reveal already. Tessa served no further purpose to him.
>>129603 >Elf learns a "Life-hack" >People are nicer to pregnant women >Thus Elf strives to always be pregnant >It's actually incredibly hard for a drone to get pregnant so Anon's in for a rough time
>>129605 >People are nicer to pregnant women >Thus Elf strives to always be pregnant no one is entitled to nice things out of noway, everyone will assume Elf is fat
>>129605 >The higher-ups are eager to allow this because they figure they can use the resulting children as weapons >The problem is that anytime there's a kid, said kid is invisible >Completely fucking invisible >They don't even know if there is a kid to be honest >Anon's pretty sure he's had a couple kids with Elf >Elf seems to be the only one who knows for sure and she won't tell, though
>>129509 >It’s really nice, anon Thank you. I didn’t expect people would like it And yeah, I have two fics planned. One is based around HoDR, although there’s only a rough outline of the story and half a chapter. The second is related to Sentinel Drones. I don’t know if I should post them on ao3 since i’m unsure of spreading 4chan stuff outside of here.
>>129617 Eh, some people have already done it The only difficulty will be bringing any normies that read your fic up to speed about those concepts so they can enjoy the story too
>>129620 The HoDR story is pretty normie friendly, it already explains the general gist of that AU in the first chapter. The Sentinel Drone one just goes head first into it and expects (you) to already be familiar with them and to have read Harper’s green.
>>129624 >Anon is excited >At least, until Cyn locks him in "The Box" and leaves the room >He's alone now and it's cold and damp >This isn't what he had in mind
>>129627 Imagine watching your J boss getting off to you wearing a retail worker uniform in a soul crushing 9 to 1 job It's probably marginally better than actual retail work tbdesu
What the fuck is so appealing about Cyn? She’s wearing the literal SKIN of an UNDERAGED GIRL. Not only that, but she’s minor coded and literally autistic. I think anyone who likes her is a closeted pedo.
Thought of some dumb shit, imagine Negev becoming essentially Kratos in the future where she has to take down a fully Solverfied Uzi and her pantheon of the main cast
Horrible outcome: Uzi figures out how to put the souls she's assimilated in new bodies, rezzes Tessa, the DDs' joy that she's back quickly gives way to soulcrushing guilt, they spill their guts to her, they unzip themselves like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Frank unzipped FULL SCENE and Tessa, who's spent years, potentially decades, in the torment of the Solver's vore demon internal Pain Dimension, has nothing but disgust for them. She fully subscribes to the "Vampire-san, if you were really remorseful, you'd kill yourself right fucking now, go ahead, walk out into the sun, fucking do it you self-pitying psycho" school of thought. And they do it. Uzi's mind palace is now full of robo-vampires who have lost the will to go on in any form.
>>129633 I still do not approve of what happened to Tessa, but I like the idea of something far beyond mortal ken finding some inherent value in me that makes me worth loving. Someone out there has to, after all.
>>129675 >Meanwhile, on an alternate mongolian thread weaving board in a parallel universe Dronesisters it’s OVER. I just saw my Human owner bring back a humanstacy. I heard them fucking while he ordered me to dust off his living room downstairs. Should I bluescreen myself?
>>129679 Even if you’re detailingmaxxing you’ll still be partsmogged by disassembloids, it’s basic robopergamy, it’s never been more over for humanpilled chassiscels…
>>129675 >Cyn killing her way through hell to drag you out of the lake of fire you're burning in because you called her "godwife" too many times on an imageboard, so she's here to see you make good on that promise
>>129695 >Cyn makes the PERILOUS and DEADLY journey from her dad’s house (the forge of souls) to the end of the street (lake of fire) and back again with Anon (5 minute round trip)
>>129704 I had a dream where I fucked up big-time and flushed my underwear down the toilet, and got so upset about it that I screamed loud enough to wake myself up.
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>"Yus Abbee, I lub u." >Then they fucked so much the universe shook itself apart. >Even Cyn was like "[Hands on ears]Damn, could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep"
Can we all take a moment to acknowledge that Cyn is now canonicaly bound to Uzi?
I mean, seriously. Think about it for a minute. For years she was a literal god that had completed all her goals, destroying the earth and massacring all humans.
And now? She’s stuck inside the body of an angsty teenage girl that has usurper her, and even worse, has stolen her “big brother”.
Murder Drones isn’t a mystery/horror/comedy series. It’s the longest indie animated Netorare series. She had everything taken away from her: her powers, her body, and her love. She’ll have to listen as the woman who took everything from her fucks her brother figure and has his pillbabies. She’ll see Uzi have all the heartwarming moments that SHE was supposed to have with N. Uzi had the last laugh and Cyn will be powerless to do anything, becoming an unwilling bystander to her own humiliation.
>>129758 Despite not really getting much about her personality in the show, I feel like Yeva would be a very gentle and romantic lover. She seems like a pretty reserved person with a lot of walls up, but I could see her being really tender and sensual with someone who she connected with.
>>129762 And a ghost babe about his age would solve exactly two of them (and give him forty more) Let all the Doorman children be an emotional clusterfuck
>Yeva: Wants to sit in your lap and trace her fingers against the grain of your stubble, listen to your heartbeat, that sort of thing >Nori: Assertive and grabby, but melts if given the same treatment herself, then gets embarrassed and runs off once you let her go >Alice: Latches onto you in that freaky gremlin way, but quickly reverts to gentle hugging
>>129767 Alice tackling you for cuddles, giggling and kissing you. when she gets in the mood it's a coin toss whether she wants it sensual and gentle or if she's feral for you
>>129765 Perhaps, although I think it would be more likely for them to host their own TOTALLY ORIGINAL™ gameshow where the winners get Stuff & the losers get killed
>>129770 Define assault. Because even though he can't tell anything's going on beyond a chill, I've consistently written her physically (to the extent that applies to a ghost) clinging to him.
>>129773 for her to actually muck about in his dreams and try and clang him physically she can't do much in the real world since she isn't a poltergeist (afaik) but dreams could be a different thing
>>129772 Q owns the airwaves, she's basically the only TV personality on the planet (except for U-U's radio show, which somehow can broadcast over shortwave through the entire universe)
Guys, I let my Midget Drone out of its enclosure and it crawled under the fridge and I think it's in the vents now What do I do, I just finished unpacking and I really don't wanna move again
>>129784 I know this is supposed to be a dramatic image but unfortunately the position of N's tail makes it look like he has a huge, anatomically inaccurate ass
>>129778 Sure, if you can work around (assuming this is a NSFW thing and not an on-model thing) ghosts not being able to change how they appear so Rebecca still just has a bleeding waist stump.
>>129794 Then yeah, immoral makeout sessions (making out being the drones' cultural equivalent to sex) are the furthest things can get. I figure what makes an immoral makeout session immoral, and what separates it from a regular sloppy makeout session, is that an immoral makeout session has the two of you naked during the sloppy makeout
>male office assistant drone >bitchy human boss lady is shamelessly horny for him >goes a little too far and says she wishes he'd take her in the middle of the office while everyone watches >being a naive drone with limited understanding of human boundaries and such, he waits for her to be giving some disciplinary lecture to her employees >and grants her request, bending her over, hiking up her tight pencil skirt, and fucking her senseless while everyone in the office watches >he casually waves and tries chatting with his co-workers while their boss is moaning like a whore
>>129694 >>129801 >MG sees an opportunity to market to the public of Copper-9: Cuddle a REAL Human! >The sales are through the roof, at least until the drones find out that he's using a loophole to offer "cuddles" as a *former* human >He is promptly beaten to death
>>129805 Uzi seems like the type to bully the real Cyn if they ever met because she's one of the few drones smaller and weaker than her and she wants an outlet
>>129796 >>129799 >boss finds this way too hot to really care about the consequences >actively encourages assistant drone to fuck her on command, or whenever he likes >drone still sees nothing weird about this, so it becomes a regular thing >so much so that the other employees just kinda get used to seeing their boss used as a sex toy by that funny little robot man >now they'll actually join in conversation with him, talking about the weather, or their assignments, or this funny YouTube video you totally have to watch here let me get my phone– >and just ignore how he's using the boss's face like a breeding mount and stroking himself through her throat >eventually some of the other office ladies approach him with an interest in his "assistance" >he's happy to oblige, it's his job to help, after all >and if the best way to help these ladies is to breed them in the full nelson position at the reception desk then by robogod he's gonna be the helpfulest drone there ever was
>Kurt has no wiki page and his origin is buried in the ANALS of /md/ so I can't find anything, past him being Jerma I guess he's just The Sus Guy now. There was also that one faggot trying to push incest around his creation, so this is arguably a better fate.
>>129848 I mean, technically I'm writing post-rescue "Cyn" where she's probably already the Solver, but canon can be whatever the fuck I want it to be so yeah, it's Cyn whose suffering
>>129852 Murder Drones but all of the characters live on Earth, work a 9 to 5 and have to try and advance the plot while dealing with typical workplace and relationship issues In particular, that J and Uzi might work at the same place and want to kill each other while their manager keeps on threatening to give them demerits for fighting on shift
>>129852 Murder Drones post ending but on Pluto which the Solver didn't invade because she doesn't recognize it as a planet. Basically HODR but with an AI overlord who previously ran the mega-facility (it makes pens) and constantly reminds people and drones that this is not a planet.
Just think, Anon! At the end of your fleeting existence, you'll be on your deathbed and look back at all the time you spent here, working on silly writing and drawing and OCs for somebody else's accomplishments instead of your own! Isn't that something? What fun!!
>>129879 Once we figure out how to artificially trigger fetishes everyone will be a lot happier. Imagine an accountant that has a hard on crunching numbers. Or a doctor that... well that's basically like that one femanon.
>>129888 >Void mentioned Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
>>129852 >Lizzy is the MC >She wants to do something dangerous to get the attention of a potential lover, so she gets some guns from her loud autistic teacher Nori's daughter, quiet kid who everyone wants to befriend (so that she'll warn them if she shoots up the place) Uzi, and goes out to avenge her mother Alice and hunt some robo-vampires in defiance of her father, WDF commander Teach >little did she know, the lover she'd win the attention of with this dangerous excursion would ultimately turn out to be one of the murder drones: the morose, gluttonous, insanely sexy SD-D
>>129899 >Alice being Lizzy’s mom Hmmmmmm… I can’t believe that’s the first time I’ve heard something like that. It makes sense though >Nori/Uzi >Yeva/Doll >Alice/Lizzy She’s the only relevant side characters aside from Thad that actually matters
>>129867 >deathbed Hope not. I'm planning on throwing away or selling off my personal effects and then suiciding by cop when my extended family sends a welfare check.
>>129852 Bunker 15, a bunker on earth where several drones, humans, and disassemblers who need blood to live get along as best they can, as the bunker itself is separated from earth's space time and none of them are going anywhere. They can't even die due to the immortality field surrounding it (they stole it from one of the dog planets.) That doesn't stop them from trying to kill each other though.
>>129903 >Anon is so pathetic and nonthreatening they use the beanbag rounds to subdue him >Then they put him in the clink for a few weeks >It'd be okay except his cellmate is Diddy
Murder Drones, but it's in a western Town and the main character is a guy and there's a spider and a gunslinging cowgirl and it's called cliffangle or rockside or something
>>129910 Too outlandish. I prefer Murder Drones but they’re all cubes and the main character is a guy and there’s a psycho girl and a mentally damaged girl and it’s called Internet Cone or Squareconnection or something.
>>129909 >7 year old Anon has an autistic meltdown at McDonald’s because they gave him the girls toy by accident >His wrangler drone apologizes to the cashier and takes anon outside the restaurant >”Anon, if you don’t stop misbehaving I won’t give you the abby slices” >Proceeds to hug him tightly on the walk home so he doesn’t run onto the road and get run over like a retard.
>>129902 That's just for this universe. >>129904 More details about it: >Also in D(oll)'s squad, E(mily) and B(raiden) >seeking a bloody vengeance against E for murdering her parents and leaving her and her brother and sister orphans is Veronica, whose eldritch 3D modeling tools are supplemented by her proliferating array of eldritch meat mutations; her triumph at ripping out and devouring E's core at the prom proves short-lived when her fight with Lizzy and D is interrupted by E taking control of her new tail and injecting her with her paralytic... which quickly makes E conk out too >Beau is a homunculus Alice made with odds and ends and tissue samples from not only the DDs whose cores now occupy Amda's oven, but from herself too; Alice realizes D was the one who almost killed her when she walks in on D smacking Beau over the head with a Bible because he startled her, as Russians traditionally do when startled by homunculi >the horror began at the giant pile of drone corpses on the Frumptlebucket mansion's outskirts, where the drone who Cynthia Frumptlebucket would later bestow the name Rachel (from her product code RCHL, the only legible detail on her "this robot is fucking dead" armband) formed a magical girl contract with a mysterious benefactor who promised not to discard her
I am a simple man, I want to pick up a drone and then take her away to pound her into senselessness. I forgot where I was going with this. Anyway, drone sex.
>Murder Drones, but Liam decides to scrap the whole Tessa backstory and instead has the Drones working at JCJenson, showing us first contact with The Solver
>>129951 Elaborate on how this new backstory would go, in the absence of a robot in a skinsuit. Is it a Fifth Element thing where the AS occasionally drops in to give JCJensen's suits orders?
>>129964 >You walk into the garage >You suddenly feel your vision fade, almost like someone's running a black paint roller across it >When it comes back (in the same paint-roller way), your drone's standing in the center of the room in a neutral, relaxed pose >The guy asks you what you're looking for, but you can't tell where his voice is coming from or where he is >Yet somehow you know exactly what you could get, and how it would look on your drone >Except... for the paintjobs he won't let you have unless you prove yourself worthy of them >You'd love to get animated blue-green flames, but apparently you need to rack up a 10-million point combo for that
>>129972 >N gets feet that light up in bright red and make a sound like a rocket ship going off into space whenever he takes a step >He genuinely thinks they're cool
Goodnight anons, I have come down with an extreme gut bug and am writing this from the hospice throne. God protect my soul as it leaves me from behind.
>>130026 >WD childhood friend wrangler Lifelong friend you met when your mom accidentally lost you at Walmart (subsidiary of JCJenson in 30XX). Turns out she lived in the house right next to yours, so both of you ended up walking home together. She's the strictest of the 3, if only because she knows how retarded you are. Her small size (5'0/153cm) prevents her from physically wrangling you Yes I know they're canonically strong shut up so she just calms you down by hugging you a lot. >DD big sister A drone that's a couple years older than you. She's always been around the house, so she's basically a part of the family. Once had to physically drag you out of burger king after you had a meltdown when they didn't give you your crown. Overall, as a big sister, she's over protective but a cool gal. >SD mommy wrangler Basically your pseudo-mom due to how much time you spent around her. Is the most physically imposing of the 3 (6'5/200cm) but the most chill, surprisingly enough. Her presence enough is sufficient to cause a "wrangler" effect. Always sits next to you on plane trips and gives you the window seat (her size makes it very uncomfortable no matter what)
>>130035 >Always sits next to you on plane trips Jesus christ, could you imagine sitting between two Sentinel Drones on an economy class flight that lasts 10 hours?
>>130039 As horny as I am for drones, it would be hell. Middle seats always suck but being sandwiched between two SD's would be hell, god forbid it's Ivory in one of them.
>>129720 These threads have ruined me, I can't look at this without my mind immediately going, "Oh hey JC.", and then I think why does he have to be the only overconvulated OC with zero greentexts
>>130070 But option one is Adeline Option two is Bellatrix Option three is to take both So logically option four is take neither and take a hyper drone instead