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Smiles is being mean to me so I'm making the OP this time
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129049
Damn...
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Why does /md/-Chan keep whispering, "Feed me, Anon!" outside my door?
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129059
The plush clearly has pegs Anon.
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>Murder Drones, but The Solver is a metaphor for racism and they aren't subtle about it in the slightest
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We need to speedrun this thread so we can get our cozy year end New Year's celebration OP thread
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reposting cause i didn’t type allat just for a done thread
>>128973
Hope I didn’t miss any, also, ones in episode 5 are debatable whether they actually saved his life or not, since some of the memories were altered.
Saved on purpose:
>In the pilot, when Uzi used her dad’s wrench to pry the virus stake out of N’s chest.
>In episode 5, when Uzi saved N from being pecked to death by crows.
>In episode 5, when J knocked N out of the way of V’s oncoming attack.
>In episode 5, when Uzi saved N from being lobotomized by Cyn. (unsure if his life was on the line)
>In episode 6, by “Tessa” distracting the Sentinel who had N unconscious and pinned to the wall, about to make the killing blow.
>In episode 6, by V sacrificing herself so that N, Uzi and “Tessa” could make it to safety.
>In episode 7, by Nori cutting off the Solver tentacle that was dragging N away.
>In episode 7, by Nori pinning N and herself to the wall, out of the way of the incoming Solverpede.
>In episode 7, by Uzi sacrificing herself so that N could get to safety.
>In the finale, by Uzi interrupting Cyn tearing open his chest to eat his heart, then pulling him to safety.
>In the finale, by Khan shutting a door on Cyn’s tentacles, causing her to drop N’s core and allow him to jump back to his body and get back inside his own chest.
>Offscreen, by Tessa rescuing him from the dump.
Saved accidentally:
>In the pilot, by Uzi aiming her railgun at N’s head instead of his chest.
>In episode 6, by Alice calling for Beau right as the latter was about to cut out N’s heart. (He might not have technically died in this case, just had his core jarred.)
Stretches/indirectly:
>In the pilot, by Khan shutting the door, leaving Uzi behind to die to N, instead of picking up her railgun and attempting to shoot him. (he probably would have failed, though)
>In episode 3, by Doll leaving Uzi, N and V alone after seeing that Uzi had the Solver.
>In episode 6, by “Tessa” dragging N and Uzi into the elevator while N was distracted comforting Uzi.
>In episode 7, by Uzi’s admin overriding Cyn’s when she presumably tried to erase N’s memories. (unsure if his life was on the line)
>In the finale, by Uzi sacrificing her “humanity” to subdue Cyn for good and ensure the safety of the universe.
Saved himself:
>In episode 2, when N used his chainsaws to cut himself free of the Solver’s tentacles.
>In episode 5, when N decided not to go inside the creepy basement. (unsure if his life was on the line)
>In episode 7, when N avoided the [null]s created by possessed Uzi.
>In episode 7, when N beheaded “Tessa” before she could take advantage of the situation. (unsure if his life was on the line)
>In the finale, when N used his arm to block Cyn’s stab from hitting him right in the heart.
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>murder drones, but all the characters are filled with nutella instead of oil
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>>129072
>reposting cause i didn’t type allat just for a done thread
Preach
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Anyone have any art like this with Tessa
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>>129074
my god... matpat was right all along...
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>>129080
>V is Starlow
>There's a level where N and Uzi have to massage J's Skene Glands
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Since drones are objects it's okay to objectify them right?
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>>129073
They're all made of croissants filled with Nutella and topped with powdered sugar
The Absolute Solver is actually Nikacado Avocado
The truth is out there!
>>129083
You need to constantly discuss working parts of your anatomy into their holes
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>>129082
>There's the level where they make J eat so much until she's immobile
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>Taking Cici home after a long shift
>Taking a bath together with a few of her favorite bathbombs thrown in
>Doing couple stuff afterwards
>Snuggling
Need wagie drone waifu
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i feel the burnout, i want this year to end
AGONY
I NEED MY DRAWING POWERS BAAACK
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Anyone have that drone and moth cuddling art?
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>>129092
Draw a doodle or something
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>>129095
FUUUUCK YOU, I NEED THIS POWER TO DRAW PREGNANT WOMEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Just taking your best friend's dead body to school every day then taking it back to her house at the end of the day to put a shroud over it then light some candles for her things.
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>>129098
bruh, lizzy is sounding like someone is strangling a dog toy
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129060
Twas a thingamajig
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Okay I’m back from Christmas :)
Why are so many anons so sad?
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Need to do this with drone
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>>129101
Shouldn't you be grooming a blond boy into giving out his heart?
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>>129105
You mean hollow knight AU?
And does that mean we can have tessect
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>>129106
It means we get the Absolute Radiance wearing Tessect as clothes
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>>129097
I'll be dancing in a circle like a coked up monkey in hopes that it'll summon your drawing powers back
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>>129107
God I realize the the absolute radiance can actually defeat the absolute solver with her sun thing
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>>129108
>N and Uzi as Hazbin characters
Get out
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>oogi looks on in despondence as you begin to clean up your home
>as everyone knows, an unkempt home invites oogis
>there are no crumbs on the floor to eat, socks lying around to sleep inside, or clothing to repurpose into a tent
>the floor is clean and uncluttered- nowhere for nervous oogis to hide as they scamper about, no warm place to make a nest for their boogi
>you are not being inviting at all
>perhaps your neighbor will be more welcoming towards the creature and her ten thousand oogi friends
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>>129114
>you are not being inviting at all
that’s the point, get the fuck out of my life
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129114
>your neighbour is a germaphobe
>entire house is spotless and usually covered in a thick layer of antiseptic at all times.
>the oogis shall starve this winter
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HERE COMES A MOTHERLOAD ANONS!
>(1/10)
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>>129107
>mmw (my mask when) no Wyrmwife who lives in my head and calls me sun muffin
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>>129117
>(2/10)
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>>129117
This Anon needs to calm down on the furry porn, it's leaking into their ballsack anatomy.
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>>129120
>(3/10)
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>>129123
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WARNING GAY SHIT UP AHEAD
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129125
>(5/10)
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>>129127
>(6/10)
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>>129111
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>>129125
>tfw warm soft drone snoot bobbing up and down on my penits
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>>129129
>(7/10)
ALTS
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>>129132
>(8/10)
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>>129133
>(9/10)
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>>129135
>(10/10)
done
They come in peace!
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>>129117
she is lying, a big FAT liar, they don’t have their names on them
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>>129117
YOU MIXED UP THE HATS
BOWLER HAT GOES ON THE BOY
other than that: holy based
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>>129101
Concern trolling, maybe one or two terminally online Anons who need a few more hobbies in their lives.
Check out this new OC.
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>>129142
stand strong and proud, you are loved, you are love
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I love this creature
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>>129150
it is unique, it is interesting, it’s beautiful in it’s own way of being
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
a couple extras.
i can't actually fit these into the old giga plush collection because the raw png goes over the 12 MB limit for this place.
i think it speaks to a level of... 'what the hell am i doing'
still. it's occasionally fun to add a few
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>>129153
It's nice to see some anons have the speculative evolution autism
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>>129103
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>>129104
Oh anon, I was always here, I’ve just been very busy so haven’t posted so much, I would never abandon you :)
>>129147
I have watched Maya with great interest, very pretty creature, would kiss, I even created a Solver sapien Fuguedrone because she opened my eyes to possibly of Akita being a species rather than a singleton :)
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>after performing cpr with your fingers on her tiny chest and pressing your lips against her body, you finally manage to revive mini-Y
>the tragic toy boating accident nearly took her life, the miniature diassembler holding your finger in her arms in gratitude as she beckons you to come closer
>angling your ear towards her tiny, blushing face, Mini-Y entrusts you with her most precious secret
>the recipe for her world-famous potato salad
>you tuck the little drone beneath a dishrag, using her hat as a pillow
>she will recover
>your eyes drift towards the counter, where a plastic sack of freshly-bought potatoes sits- you lick your lips unconsciously
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>>129154
Hipster Bet makes my brain make happy chemicals
Just because he's the proletariat's ally and yet is probably the most expensive to buy on a secondary market
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>>129155
I am not being autistic, I’m simply respecting the interesting stuff that has much creativity and through put into it, how dare you assume just foolish
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Human penis could make Bet appreciate capitalism
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Shadow buddies
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>>129161
Q's already called dibs, Anon
You'll have to find your own communist anarchist drone
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129163
> how come YOU get to become an eldritch being AND live??
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>>129154
Izu!!
Why is her smug aura strong enough to rival Orc's?
Maya!
Collect all solver abomination plushies!
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This with a sentinel drone
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>>129166
To not die, you must possess the power of never having been in the first place
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>>129172
>Princess drone
>Her personality core is fractured, causing her to have multiple versions
>The Long Quiet drone
>Also has a broken core, guided by the multiple voices and is bird
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As it turns out sentinel pelvises are far more durable than human ones. Long story short I lost a bet and have some pretty hefty medical bills.
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>>129174
>lost a bet
Bro go get him back Q is gonna be pissed
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>Harper's daughter asks about her dad
Talking About Uncle Jack
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>>129173
>they eventually realize they were both hyper drones made to think that they were just defective hallucinating worker drones
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If Bet was a girl would you sit in her dorm room and listen to her babble about Marx in hopes of scoring a crumb manipulator drone strange?
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>>129180
nah bro, I’m good, I got myself some cool friends
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>>129180
>Female Bet
>Named Gamble or something
>Still bald
>Main difference is she's a sloppy dress type millennial
>Understands even less of the Communist Manifesto than her male counterpart
>Will probably date you if you say something positive about environmentalism and saving whales or something
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>>129188
whatever the outcome may be, I still get a free beacon baguette from doing nothing
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Who the fuck is bet?
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>>129191
Here anon, check out what we have on the boo-
…ah, nevermind.
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>>129196
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https://jiggie.fun/Fy_QN7
help me anons
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129196
Darn
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>>129116
>In a twisted act of self preservation, the oogis start resorting to cannibalism.
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fun fact! every time Izzdrone sees her favorite patient, she cures whatever he’s coming in for while secretly sneaking something else in his system so that he’ll keep coming back
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>>129193
The final form of Solver sapiens
Shell gives way to flesh, flesh gives way to shell
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kiss laborbots
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>>129203
>Izzdrone is injecting them with diabetes
yeah sure, her “favourite patients” like that, this is way women don’t have rights, not even robot women have rights
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Sad News
>Drommy Carter has been decommissioned after operating for 478 years
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HELP AN IRS DRONE JUST TOLD ME MY BALLS ARE BEING REPOSSESSED TO PAY MY DEBTS HELP HEEEEEEELP
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>>129211
depending on how deep in debt you were and how attractive you are to drones that may or may not be a euphemism
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129211
give her the “look”
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>>129211
>It was horrible, watching Anon getting dragged off by his balls
>It was a terrible sight, mainly because you were laughing so hard at him that you accidentally inhaled some of your drink and coughed for, like, five minutes
>A tragedy
>>129216
Hold on a second, we can't just authorize "the look" for this. Are you sure he should use "the look"?
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I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
What were their names again?
Belladonna, and the two others?
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>>129223
>”cock and ball torture, dr. anon… cock and ball torture or CBT, penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles“
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>>129216
We come in peace. We come in peace.
30 minutes of walking in the woods (Slay the Princess)
>you are on a thread in a board. and at the end of the thread is a greentext. and in the lines of that greentext is an OC
>you’re here to write them. if you don’t, it will mean the end of the chan.
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So what do you think Nori, Yeva, and Alice each did before they ended up at Cabin Fever? Obviously Amda was in accounting.
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>Belladonna suggesting that you have a bunch of kids for "tax credit" purposes
>Ivy propositioning you in the riskiest place in the office
>Nightshade forcing you to fill out 1099 after 1099 if you want her to let you nut
Unf
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>>129233
Yeva was a communist. Alice was a professional hick. And Nori fucked human men.
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>>129233
Nori was a delinquent who never followed orders for a single moment of her life, that’s probably how she became a zombie drone
Yeva seems like she can keep a level head so she probably did something high stress that would be difficult and dangerous, that’s probably how it happened to her
Alice seems very outdoorsy, she might have been a park ranger or something camping-adjacent like that, maybe that’s where she gets her survival skills from, most likely became a zombie drone(?) from a wild animal attack if so
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>>129237
>Yeva used to clear mines from the Russo-French conflict of 3250
>Sounds technically complicated but it really isn't.
>They typically just march drones out to set them off.
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goodnight everyone, I hope the next time you have a bad dream, your favorite drone is there to pull you into a pleasant one
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Finished the lines of Alice, colouring soon then
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Your fortune: Outlook good
FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r OC Into An Ice-Cream That Perfectly Matches Their Lore And Personality
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I was showering and came to the realization that Cyn would have a horrible gaming posture.
Anyways I have no talent but I had to draw it.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129247
No no that was on the space jesus calendar. The drones use the space pope calendar.
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>>129255
>gamer
she is terrible at all games, try to remember that AI’s can’t play good, than again, your a coomer, can’t explain much from you
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>>129259
unlike you, I feel no such emotions, I’m speaking facts, something that you lack, and the lack of bitches as
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Where do i find cute dolls? I need doll...
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>>129249
My first instinct when I thought "Negev ice cream flavor" is sea salt, with gummy worms and a ribbon of apple sauce. That or it's high fructose corn syrup flavored.
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She likes watching you more than the game.
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>>129263
Turn off the lights and say her name into a mirror five times.
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>>129268
She has come to bring me kisses...
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>>129260
Are female H.A.N.D.S agent hot?
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>>129269
she can’t, that’s how it is with machines, making everything worse when playing games of any sort
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>>129272
their body’s are built like a greek goddess’s, I’m more interested in them as a person, not some item that can be thrown away like a clanker
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>>129269
Cyn >>>>> E in gaming skills btw
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The truth is out there!
>>129271
her hair so pretty
i love how it wraps around her
and the stretchy lips kiss is always funny
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>>129272
Yes
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WRITE MORE MURDER DRONES RPG GREENTEXTS! WRITE MORE INTERACTIONS WITH OC AND CANON CHARACTERS! WRITE!
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>>129293
I am writing anon, just at a slow speed.
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>>129235
Nory has always been a sick bitch, even without the solver infection.
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The Boris Heresy
What if doll meet Boris?
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129253
Her back is going to hurt.
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>>129297
>Khan: "Fuck humans!"
>Nori: "Yeah!"
They still haven't figured out the miscommunication.
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>>129302
Makes moonshine, stuffs squirrels, enters deer into the county faire contests (it was a contest for pigs and domesticated ones at that but they have a hard time saying no.)
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>>129230
Sorry, back up. I added something to patch it for now. I don't know why this is happening. Need to probe it soon.
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>Mini-Y romance is in the game by default, it's not modded
>Your companions (except P) stop giving you sour looks and whispering once you do Good Things, Small Packages, because they realize she's just like Y, but smaller and more competent
>The subreddit and Discord server still ban anyone who mentions it
At least I can discuss it here, right?
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>>129304
How precious!
Would Alice manage to domesticate deer?
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Knowing what think in Elf's head, I wouldn't want to be around when she's drunk.
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>>129311
at a fortified government base, locked up in a bunker
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>Shadow The Hedgehog Opening, But Shadow Is An Oogi
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>>129315
When this happens again (I don't think it might?) It does not mean the booru is down, it's just the database crashing. I have to restart it.
The content is not damaged or deleted, so no need to worry about that. Plus, if it does get damaged somehow, I make it automatically create backups daily
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How do I get the mission to cripple J for life?
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>>129318
only the joyful and beautiful ones, and there is a lot more of latinas
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
Will there be a season 2 of Murder Drones announced in 2025?
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I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129323
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>>129316
Oogi with a comically large pump action sub machine gun
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>>129316
>Insert scene of Oogi standing over the corpses of the main cast as V dramatically falls to the floor dead
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I can't believe I've been in these god forsaken Murder Drones threads for almost 2 years at this point.
Have a good New Year's Eve tomorrow everyone. I don't want to get emotional and gush about all the ups and downs we've had so I'll just say thanks to everyone in these threads. Godspeed everyone and never let the autism fade.
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>129331
Anon, in 5 years you'll look back and reminisce about the fun times you had when the show was alive. Then 10 years and so on. The journey's good though
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>>129329
without any regret, but I will be there to help clean up, got to treat a body like he’s with the most manly of respect
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Murder Drones is just a more autistic version of Sonic Adventure 2, I will not elaborate
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Maya if she underwent a less controlled mutation, resulting in a more solver-y, dangerous creature.
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>>129333
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“Hey, anon… got any ibuprofen?”
N says to you with a pickaxe in his heart.
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>>129339
if I had know it was the real one, I would have whacked him way hard
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at first glance, it looks like J is has a futa cock, and is using it to cockvore an happy willing sam
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Goodnight anon. Whatever you're going through right now is nothing but transitionary and will go away in the end. It gets better
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>>129343
thank you 🫂 i hope you have a lovely night and an awesome week, anon :]
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>>129324
I think not, but maybe they'll release a spin-off. Murder Drones was successful, which means we have a chance.
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
Cute shadow human
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>>129342
Sam doesn't seem to realize that DD's have exorbitant physical strength because I don't see a magnet on the J.
Press F for this daredevil.
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Anyone have any interesting MD human suits design
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Yesterday tomoetomoe was making changes to the Wiki!
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Image:173555854636.jpg(69kB, 720x836)(Cyn)Adam _ Hazbin Hotel + Murder Drones (dibujo mío) (resubido).jpeg
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>>129363
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>>129360
he obv isn't gone just made a show to not have to spend so much time uploading everything
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
I'd actually like DD's to be somewhere around 190cm or taller.
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>>129366
Too short. Make them 210cm tall and now we're talking
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HUH? You're gonna repurpose my ADOPTED ROBO-CHILDREN into SADISTIC MURDER MACHINES, MURDER DRONES, if you will? WHAAAAAT? You're gonna kill my ENTIRE FAMILY and END HUMANITY? You won't discard me? What's THAT supposed to mean? HUUUUH? You're gonna KILL ME, FLAY ME and WEAR MY SKIN while impersonating me? And then NOONE'S gonna mourn me afterwards?
Well, what can I say except YABBA DABBA DROOOOONES!
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>>129308
Elf is a disastrous depressed drunk and you should bully her extra hard.
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should I add a very light sexual assault scene into my yandere cyn x reader oneshot?
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>>129376
Does the child inherit the antimatter cannon, invisibility and ear sensors, or are they an even bigger failure than their mother?If the kid is human would Elf hate them?
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>>129060
I assume there is no Murder Drones mod for Darkest Dungeon?
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>>129378
If those traits are heritable, maybe, probably just the invisibility and ears though since those aren't objectively dangerous for an infant
Also because the baby turning invisible randomly would be kind of funny
Elf could never hate her own child, the only true kith and kin she has in the world, she'd definitely fear for her kid though
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>>129377
Is there any way Anon wouldn't try to sexually assault Cyn? I think not.
Add it.
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>>129381
All children from humans and sentinel drones are the property of the federated army and must be turned over to the proper authorities.
Hiding as well as harming children is classed as a betrayal of humanity and will be punishable by death.
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>>129386
I console myself with the fact that the fucking toilets theme is just necessary to attract a child audience, and this "YouTube series" itself has a great plot and cool battles, which is what attracts a huge number of people.
I don't want to be disappointed in modern culture.
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So here's the Yandere Cyn story, you degens:
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/61798864?view_adult=true
It's my first fanfic posted outside here, so sorry for it's short length.
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>>129387
>Where is the baby
>The baby is invisible
And so Elf and Anon manage to avoid the baby being detected
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>>129390
>Original name: Deliberately Ambiguous
>Q and Bet are going through old papers at their apartment
>Q finds an old ID of Bet's with his old name
>Laughs her ass off at the fact he was named Deliberately Ambiguous
>Bet is very embarrassed
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there are many ways in which drones are superior to humans, but their lack of actual muscles, and thereby the lack of amazonian drones, is a tragic shortcoming
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>>129324
Is there even enough ground left for a whole second season?
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>>129397
there are plenty of loose ends (ghost Doll, J, Solver Tail) but the scope of the season's narrative would be magnitudes smaller
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>>129397
>Is there even enough ground left for a whole second season?
...yes? Do you not remember when Cyn's evil twin, Nyc, was introduced as a post-credits teaser in Episode 8?
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129399
>Nyc, last name ger
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>>129398
That's why I've said what we have left is best used for shorts. At most, a movie where the central plot is about the $escaped_data.
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>>129397
do what md was originally intended to be and have a group of special drones arrive on copper 9 and hunt uzi down to get a hold of the solver singularity and destroy it
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Fortunately for Rebecca, she was able to keep being the school kiss slut after losing her lower half.
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>>129407
>Doll being head over heels for Ragatha the codependent lesbian like she is for TherapyAnon
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>>129394
can’t draw + can’t game, your opponent is about useful as N, V and J, all being useless
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
The world can be cold and cruel sometimes, but J will always be there to comfort me (as long as I have purchased the required "Disassembly Drone Care Bundle" for $900/month) and tuck me into bed (Requires the "Disassembly Drone Bedtime Protocol Bundle for $800/month + an extra $600/month for optional sex)
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>>129416
> J is draining anon’s bank account of his money and calling him a moron
>she’ll never have sex with him
that’s my fetish
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>>129417
That one weird fetish next to the guy who have a fetish for trading
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>>129418
>fetish for trading
steve or the villager, probably both, remember bros, always kidnap the locals for their resources
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>>129414
>Proto-J when he and Tessa would get alone time together back at the mansion
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>Hey J, are these “cuddling sessions” mandatory? You seem pretty keen on this team bonding exercise.
>Shut it Anon! JCJenson has absolutely given me permission to administer them as I see fit.
>Besides, you’re the only human alive, and Tessa ain’t coming back, so stop squirming so much.
Image:173557310297.jpg(70kB, 735x955)The Amazing Digital Circus Martha Mildenhall Papercraft Template.jpeg
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>>129388
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Anyone have this but with oogis
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129421
>died anon telling tessa she should use proto-J as a sex toy
>after all
>he is just a item
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>>129427
>implying Anon is involved
>implying this isn't a forbidden interclass interspecies romance
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>>129427
I like where this is going
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>>129430
I don’t understand what’s going on with the right side, she want out in a bang
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>>129430
you know your life is terrible when even the terminally ill is having a better time than tessa could ever have
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>>129433
True, maria even have a guy who will destroy the world for her
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>>129436
Tessa has someone who wanted to destroy the universe to be with her again.
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Let’s say, hypothetically, that Cyn wanted to give you, and remember, this is all purely hypothetical, the eldritch 3000 hawk sloppy cum guzzle.
Would you agree to one?
Image:173557512140.jpg(101kB, 1280x781)black_arms_hybrid_maria_robotnik__by_mechafan1224_dianelu-fullview.jpg
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>>129430
Oh it's black arm maria
Her fanfic about her is neat
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56743447/chapters/144251269
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Female/Female partnerships have been scientifically* and conclusively** proven to increase workplace efficiency by 45%, and morale by 37%!
You may not like it, but working alongside a Drone you love is what peak performance*** looks like!
*Research was conducted at a private JCJenson facility, not a laboratory
**Not conclusive- all results displayed a variance of ~25%
***Not scientifically proven to affect performance more than regulation standard methods (whipping, blackmail, forcing employees to watch an MCU film, etc.)
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>>129443
that’s shadow for you, he is the ultimate life form after all
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>>129411
I miss when we got doll x therapy anon content. I adore self inserting as him
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>>129440
So you’re telling me Male/Female relationships are worthless? :(
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>>129442
I know I meant is she have people who love her who will do anything for her
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>>129392
But how long will they be able to hide the child from the authorities in a base full of drones and humans?
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>>129445
Maybe I'll write some later, if I think of a unique angle
We've kind of covered most of the bases
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>>129445
Me too, I loved their relationship and wish therapyAnon personality would keep developing with doll and doll develop for him
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129448
The child is invisible, if no one knows a kid should exist no one will know the kid DOES exist
It's like looking for a cloaked potato in a haystack
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man, all this human/drone stuff makes me think I should write more hodr…
maybe later
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>>129394
Cyn already made disassembler drones, what more do you want?
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>>129450
I want to see what would happen if therapy anon was into doll rather than kinda keeping a distance from her. If i was in his shoes I'd cling to her just as hard as she'd cling to me
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>>129442
>give the people of human a chance
Genuine question but are you using a digital translator?
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>>129447
>tessa
>having anyone do anything for her
my sides can’t handle this, tessa has no impact on the story in any meaningful sense, not even the ones she had saved cared enough to care about her, no grave, nothing, meanwhile maria has people who care about her, everyone on the ARK is nice to her, and had a impact on the story
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>>129457
Elf knows where le bebet is via her ears
Anon knows where the baby is because of father's intuition
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>>129401
It's funny, but it's clearly going to suit them. Even if there are boys among them.
Are grunts even separated by gender?
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>>129459
Maybe if doll start being not creepy to him, he would start to approach her
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>>129463
I think they are genderless since they are made to be cannon fodders
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>>129401
>grunt maids
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>>129416
It surprises me that sex is the cheapest service offered. Even hugs costs 670 dollars a month.
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>>129460
damnit! I swear, it was a mistake on my part, I didn’t read it through, and sometimes I do use the translator, so I can hear the lady voice say what I typed back to me
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>>129472
>spiderman when paul is going to get ripped apart by the solver (spidery is watching in pure joy)
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J and Tessa were canonically secret girlfriends who smooched all the time, Liam told me himself
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>>129475
>Liam told me himself
imagine believing anything that beta incel says, only a dumbass would… oh wait, you are a dumbass
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Are there any crossover art of murder drones with medabots, both series have short robots
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>>129475
quiet now, little bitch, it’s time to say goodbye
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I hate shippers and shipping
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The truth is out there!
>>129482
thank you metal, this is why you are the greatest machine
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How do I upgrade my drone into the latest software and how do I expand its memories?
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>>129487
he never talks, his presence alone is enough to understand what is going to happen, might as well except your fate if you see him, can’t run, can’t hide
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>>129480
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M and Anon
Sitting in a tree
K
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>t. Some random techie who is about to die
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>>129491
Who wore it better?
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>>129491
It is surprisingly good art, the poses, the colors, the anatomy, do you have source?
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>>129493
him
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Are there any interesting discussion today any scenerio or ideas?
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
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Giant centipede monster with Robo-Satan in her head "accidentally" shows classmates cry for help
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>>129502
I don’t care, that windows wallpaper is far more important than uzi and anything else she cares about
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>>129503
Lots of drones draw themselves as humans. Or human-adjacent things, like Nori drawing herself as a wolfgirl.
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>>129492
>"Who the f*ck is 'Anon'?"
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>>129391
It's really nice, anon. Good work.
Will you be creating anything else in the future?
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>>129508
>refusing to answer a simple question
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>>129510
only one and clam that sentinel as your own
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129499
We could consider how many levels of Clive Barker might Uzi's tragic new day-to-day existence as a centipede full of assimilated souls who has to pretend she's still normal-ish be on.
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>>129499
I'd like more art where WDF doesn't suck.
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>>129517
Clive Barker is a pretty influential horror writer/filmmaker, with Hellraiser being his most popular creation
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>>129518
Someone post the super early concept art where Punished Khan is about to do N execution-style with his iconic Mauser C96.
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>>129521
>Khan is about to do N
Not the Doorman Dick, anything but that!
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>>129479
Nothing against you, I just prefer Nessa.
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>>129524
Sorry, I can't hear him standing all the way at the back of the alphabet
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>>129464
But her creepy attempts to be loving are her greatest strength! She just wants to show her deep, passionate love...
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129526
if doll values a relationship, she should start having some decency to not do that, how’d she like it if some random guy started to stalking her all the time, like a discord user
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>>129523
NTA but I appreciate & respect your positive attitude towards opposing ships. Makes me wish more anons had this 'Agree to Disagree' mentality
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>>129499
The Elf X Anon kid discussion is a little interesting.
I really wonder what the kid would actually look like, if they would be a solver monster since SD's use solver cores, and if they would have an equally retarded name like their mother.
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>>129530
>SD's use solver cores
who in the actual fuck is thinking this, SD’s are an all man made creature
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>>129500
>solver war but the humans aren't incompetent
we needed this
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>>129531
SD's are all made as clones of K, who is a disassembly drone.
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>>129533
>t. lying
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>>129530
>if they would have an equally retarded name like their mother
No, way more retarded. Like Anelf or something
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>>129530
>what the kid would actually look like
>the kid is invisible
try reading a dictionary about the meaning of invisible
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>>129536
My pipis wants it.
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It occurs to me that I’ve never drawn Fuguedrone’s Solver limbs before, so here they are :) (the tail is a third hand for extra casting)
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>>129523
understandable. they're also cute together, though I tend to see them in something closer to a big sister/little brother type relationship
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>>129542
>tip of the is a hand
reach arounds are gonna be good tonight, bros
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>>129542
question, does the eye ball in the middle open up, revealing 2 rows of smooth metal teeth
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>>129528
Dude, I hate ship wars, I hate having people sent each other death threats over something as mildly inconvenient as "'X loves Y!' 'No, X loves Z'".
It's just like, why? Why do you want the other guy to kill himself for something as small as a different opinion?
Look I can see the reason why people like Jessa, I can see what makes people think that could happen. But at the same time, I prefer Nessa, and I can also see how Nessa could happen. From my own unprofessional view, I can see Nessa happening more like than Jessa. (If we ignore that whole Solver bullshit.)
I see Tessa & J relationship more as besties, as friends who will help the other out when they are in a bad position, Nothing more.
On the other hand, I see Tessa & N relationship as a one-sided crush, I mean hell have you seen the way Tessa reacts when she sees N in Ep5? Some fics even do a great job. I mean just read "Murder Drones: Reminiscence" and "The [SOLUTION] to apathy is [LOVE]" They're all relatively short but they got the ship figured out.
But that doesn't mean Jessa can't be good aswell. I mean hell, have you read Requiem? Have you read any of the popular Jessa fics? Have you read Requiem? That fic is basically known for it's Jessa content.
Look what I'm trying to say is, both Jessa and Nessa can be very good when done right. It's just up to you to decided whether you prefer one or the other.
TL:DR Both are good and have good reasons for their existence, just depends on if you prefer just one of them or both.
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>>129550
I’v been thinking about jesus so much, I read jessa as jesus
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>>129544
To be fair, I can see why some people see that way. However the way me and my sister are around each other is that we just fling insult at each other like there's no tomorrow.
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>>129550
Thanks for the TL:DR ain't reading all that
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129553
read faggot, read!!!
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>>129549
>Anon keeps hitting trick shots to toss batteries into his kid's mouth to keep the invisibility going
>Elf wishes he'd take things a little more seriously
>But she did know he was like this when they started their relationship, so it's to be expected
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>>129554
I will not read it and if you are gonna call me a faggot at least kiss me
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>>129556
>kisses you on your lips, mouth and cheek
read it, do it NOW
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>>129547
Interesting
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>>129550
I say, ship everything, and let the chips fall where they may!
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ive been quite busy all week or 2, but if i play my cards right today i should have all of tomarow free to draw stuff
i have alot of stuff one backlog, including a 'slightly' MD related OC i haven't really touched sence ive started drawing for these threads
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>>129559
you bet your sweet rear end is it interesting, I love unique stuff, and this is most definitely unique
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129564
Love it
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>>129563
Chip you said?
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Can you imagine how bad things would be right now if Switch hadn't drawn Kurt to look like Jerma?
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>>129570
It would be funny not gonna lie
Now I think of Tyler1 drone
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>>129569
I can't live with this damn shame. I just can't.
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>>129577
it is your legacy, you will be remembered by making jerma doorman
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>>129525
>Zeta dashes forward at machspeed, catching anon by the throat firmly.
>And with a calm yet steadfastly loud voice: "It's Zeta."
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>one night, in his sleep, Kurt astral projects into the Berenstein universe
>the Kurt of that universe looks like-and is the latest reincarnation of-Vinny Pizzapasta
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>>129577
You should turn Chiappa into Sophie Rain
The truth is out there!
>>129584
>Sophie Raiiiin
>Some stay dry and others feel the Chiappain.
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>Murder Drones, but The Solver is a formless mass that's constantly changing shape and voice
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>>129580
The counterpart pairs are Jerma-Ster and Vinny-Joel
Get it right
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>When Even The OCs Are Moving On And Starting Families Before (You)
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>>129595
Get to it, Anon
At least get hitched before Chris Chan has a kid of his own
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>>129597
>Tessa was not acknowledged by her "friends" in any way whatsoever.
And why would they acknowledge her? Liam got his "character we thought was a human was actually a robot in a skinsuit" reveal already. Tessa served no further purpose to him.
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129595
We’re in the epilogue of /md/
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>>129603
>Elf learns a "Life-hack"
>People are nicer to pregnant women
>Thus Elf strives to always be pregnant
>It's actually incredibly hard for a drone to get pregnant so Anon's in for a rough time
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>>129606
i do that every morning and night
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>>129605
>People are nicer to pregnant women
>Thus Elf strives to always be pregnant
no one is entitled to nice things out of noway, everyone will assume Elf is fat
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>someone asks about N
>femanon immediately swoops down like a giant eagle and answers the question in 1 (one) second
kek
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>>129611
it’s quite simple… we kill the elf
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>>129605
>The higher-ups are eager to allow this because they figure they can use the resulting children as weapons
>The problem is that anytime there's a kid, said kid is invisible
>Completely fucking invisible
>They don't even know if there is a kid to be honest
>Anon's pretty sure he's had a couple kids with Elf
>Elf seems to be the only one who knows for sure and she won't tell, though
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129600
This is probably the best articulation of how it feels right now
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>>129509
>It’s really nice, anon
Thank you. I didn’t expect people would like it
And yeah, I have two fics planned. One is based around HoDR, although there’s only a rough outline of the story and half a chapter. The second is related to Sentinel Drones. I don’t know if I should post them on ao3 since i’m unsure of spreading 4chan stuff outside of here.
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>>129618
it was out of pity, anon even said it was the worst rape he had received, hardly felt anything
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>>129617
Eh, some people have already done it
The only difficulty will be bringing any normies that read your fic up to speed about those concepts so they can enjoy the story too
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>>129609
He keeps his eyes off because he doesn't want anyone to know he has detailed anime pretty-boy eyes.
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>>129620
The HoDR story is pretty normie friendly, it already explains the general gist of that AU in the first chapter. The Sentinel Drone one just goes head first into it and expects (you) to already be familiar with them and to have read Harper’s green.
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We need drones in cosplay!
Workers dressed as Ewoks!
Disassemblers dressed as Psylock or Dante!
SENTINELS DRESSED AS ARTORIA!
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>>129623
Humans dressed as wagies for their 16 hour JCJenson shift.
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>>129623
Reddit taste
What are you, Beretta?
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I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129625
>this makes J wet herself
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>>129624
>Anon is excited
>At least, until Cyn locks him in "The Box" and leaves the room
>He's alone now and it's cold and damp
>This isn't what he had in mind
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>>129627
Imagine watching your J boss getting off to you wearing a retail worker uniform in a soul crushing 9 to 1 job
It's probably marginally better than actual retail work tbdesu
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>>129628
>implying Anon doesn’t love the damp box
>implying Cyn isn’t with him in spirit in the damp box
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>129629
I’m glad you like my posts that much, considering that I made that one too ;)
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What the fuck is so appealing about Cyn? She’s wearing the literal SKIN of an UNDERAGED GIRL. Not only that, but she’s minor coded and literally autistic. I think anyone who likes her is a closeted pedo.
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>>129633
If you said this in front of Cyn she’d call you a faggot and then give Anon a big kiss
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>>129626
>Auntie Cyn's late night funposting gets Beretta her status as a Redditor
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Thought of some dumb shit, imagine Negev becoming essentially Kratos in the future where she has to take down a fully Solverfied Uzi and her pantheon of the main cast
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>>129637
>Uzi destroys Negev's life because she wanted her to become a "cool" and "damaged OC"
Image:173559686291.jpg(110kB, 439x380)cyn (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - e25f60b57efc3bc727083d758a678cfd.jpg
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>>129633
>Cyn was coded by minors
That would explain everything
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>>129636
It’s a FACT that Uzi is DISAPPOINTED in her CRINGE DAUGHTER Beretta for only liking marvel movies and Star Wars
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>Murder Drones but Cyn is one of those Lego intro to coding kits
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>>129626
Ok Mr Man of Culture. What would you choose?
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We come in peace.
>>129649
I choose you as my starter, let’s move, I want to get them gym badges
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Horrible outcome: Uzi figures out how to put the souls she's assimilated in new bodies, rezzes Tessa, the DDs' joy that she's back quickly gives way to soulcrushing guilt, they spill their guts to her, they unzip themselves like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Frank unzipped FULL SCENEand Tessa, who's spent years, potentially decades, in the torment of the Solver's vore demon internal Pain Dimension, has nothing but disgust for them. She fully subscribes to the "Vampire-san, if you were really remorseful, you'd kill yourself right fucking now, go ahead, walk out into the sun, fucking do it you self-pitying psycho" school of thought.
And they do it.
Uzi's mind palace is now full of robo-vampires who have lost the will to go on in any form.
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129652
I choose you as my team mate, let’s roll bro, just me and you
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>>129633
I still do not approve of what happened to Tessa, but I like the idea of something far beyond mortal ken finding some inherent value in me that makes me worth loving.
Someone out there has to, after all.
We come in peace. We come in peace.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
FUCK YOU!
>Forces (You) To Have A Nice Day
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>>129658
Thanks anon
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>>129657
Bro, I think you're gonna have to use the Master Ball on this one
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
Is Cyn stalking you from her dimension?
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129664
She loves me not...
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>>129665
That's a firm "take a shower" I think
Or at least wash your balls
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lil Ivory doodle cuz im drunk and bored
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>>129668
GIWTWM. This makes me feel things I don’t want to think about. Great Drawing anon, love this tall Sentinel Drone wife
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>>129668
Nice
Also, remember, it CAN'T happen to you if you die, so don't do that
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>>129672
>he doesn’t know that Cyn takes you to the HMoFD universe when you die
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>>129675
>t. Anon just trying to get rid of his competition so he can make a drone harem on Earth first
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>>129675
>Meanwhile, on an alternate mongolian thread weaving board in a parallel universe
Dronesisters it’s OVER. I just saw my Human owner bring back a humanstacy. I heard them fucking while he ordered me to dust off his living room downstairs. Should I bluescreen myself?
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>>129680
I desperately yearn for more hmofd greens
FEED ME SEYMOUR
FEED ME
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>>129679
Even if you’re detailingmaxxing you’ll still be partsmogged by disassembloids, it’s basic robopergamy, it’s never been more over for humanpilled chassiscels…
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>>129683
>greens are blood feeding large green carnivorous things
It all makes sense why it feels draining now
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>>129686
mmmmhhhggg greentext-chan you can drink as much as you want, but please be gentle~
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What is Beretta opinion on this?
Tongshengju Dark Battle Cruiser Model 2628-Pieces Star Wars Building Blocks Toy Gift For Boys
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>>129679
just find a human man who appreciates you, humans that wanna fuck their own kind are a dying breed so you should have plenty of options
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>>129687
>greentext-chan
New OC babe just dropped to ship with Anon in a toxic relationship unnnf
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>>129692
Drone women yearn for BHC (Big Human Cuddles)
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>>129675
>Cyn killing her way through hell to drag you out of the lake of fire you're burning in because you called her "godwife" too many times on an imageboard, so she's here to see you make good on that promise
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>>129668
>ivory cradling you like a baby after a long day at work
fuck.
Fuck.
FUCK.
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>>129690
Greentext-chan bullies me relentlessly to write (I don't listen tho cuz I'm lazy)
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>>129695
>Cyn makes the PERILOUS and DEADLY journey from her dad’s house (the forge of souls) to the end of the street (lake of fire) and back again with Anon (5 minute round trip)
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I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129696
>while feeding you alcohol
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>>129700
She needs you nice and drunk so you don’t whine as much when she breaks your pelvis… again… for the 12th time this week
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>C'mere ya little shit I need a cum rag
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Anyone got any fresh greens about female drones getting romanced by a green fellow
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So... I had a MD related dream...
It wasn't pretty at all... But I decided to illustrate it...
Agony, it has ntr
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>>129704
It must be done
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>>129704
Thad’s stupid he should’ve just asked to join, they would have said yes
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>>129708
im sobbing rn
idk what the fuck was my brain trying to tell me with this
I don't like this at all... why
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Does someone remember the probability of a worker drone becoming a zombie drone?
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>>129714
Not off the top of my head, although a listing for "chance of mutation" was listed towards the beginning of Ep5
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129714
Something like less than 1%.
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>>129715
Yep, that's true! it says chance of self-reboot is around of 0.01% thanks anon
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>>129704
I had a dream where I fucked up big-time and flushed my underwear down the toilet, and got so upset about it that I screamed loud enough to wake myself up.
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Feeding Femdrone tasty food for the first time!
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>>129722
And add another anon and it will be self-cest
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>>129723
That's a little too silly buddy, calm down
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Jane the Human.
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129725
What if Anon & Nona kissed and held hands
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>>129726
>Pressing the button my ACME-brand detonator
>Jane the Human explodes
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>>129732
When the Jane, when she, she does, does, she, she the jJane, the Jane does, the she does Jane, the Jane, Jane, she does, Shhes done, She Jane, Th¿en Jane does the, Jane, Jane does, She, when the she, Jane whensd the Jane she sdoes, Jane, she Jane, dodes
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>>129734
>average anon reaction to seeing Jane in the thread
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Which would be the funnier outcome, Rebecca winning the Mac Bowl or Emily winning the Mac Bowl?
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FUCK JANE, POST ABBY HAVING SEX AND BEING HAPPY NOW
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>>129738
>"Anun my lub, let us doo tha sex nao"
>"Yus Abbee, I lub u."
>Then they fucked so much the universe shook itself apart.
>Even Cyn was like "[Hands on ears]Damn, could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep"
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>>129725
We need to reach the next level of silly
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Can we all take a moment to acknowledge that Cyn is now canonicaly bound to Uzi?
I mean, seriously. Think about it for a minute. For years she was a literal god that had completed all her goals, destroying the earth and massacring all humans.
And now? She’s stuck inside the body of an angsty teenage girl that has usurper her, and even worse, has stolen her “big brother”.
Murder Drones isn’t a mystery/horror/comedy series. It’s the longest indie animated Netorare series. She had everything taken away from her: her powers, her body, and her love. She’ll have to listen as the woman who took everything from her fucks her brother figure and has his pillbabies. She’ll see Uzi have all the heartwarming moments that SHE was supposed to have with N. Uzi had the last laugh and Cyn will be powerless to do anything, becoming an unwilling bystander to her own humiliation.
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>>129747
that would actually be sad if it was Cyn witnessing that and not the Solver
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fun puzzle time
https://jiggie.fun/vfkE8i
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129748
You need to ingegnate Elf
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>>129743
Still extremely curious about what the equivalent to headcrab Nori would be here. Nori's head sprouting spider legs a la The Thing?
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>>129743
Tags:
>Femdom, FFM Threesome, MILF, mother, leglock, domination loss
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>>129758
Despite not really getting much about her personality in the show, I feel like Yeva would be a very gentle and romantic lover. She seems like a pretty reserved person with a lot of walls up, but I could see her being really tender and sensual with someone who she connected with.
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>>129753
Every time I try to join, it says connection closed
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>>129762
And a ghost babe about his age would solve exactly two of them (and give him forty more)
Let all the Doorman children be an emotional clusterfuck
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Do you think Q and Bet would ever star in a sitcom like I Love Lucy (but with drones)
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129755
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>Yeva: Wants to sit in your lap and trace her fingers against the grain of your stubble, listen to your heartbeat, that sort of thing
>Nori: Assertive and grabby, but melts if given the same treatment herself, then gets embarrassed and runs off once you let her go
>Alice: Latches onto you in that freaky gremlin way, but quickly reverts to gentle hugging
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would rebecca only be able to assault mac in his dreams? trying to sort something out for a sussy green
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>>129767
Alice tackling you for cuddles, giggling and kissing you. when she gets in the mood it's a coin toss whether she wants it sensual and gentle or if she's feral for you
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>>129765
Perhaps, although I think it would be more likely for them to host their own TOTALLY ORIGINAL™ gameshow where the winners get Stuff & the losers get killed
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>>129770
Define assault. Because even though he can't tell anything's going on beyond a chill, I've consistently written her physically (to the extent that applies to a ghost) clinging to him.
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R u a bad enough dude to help your Disassembler pick out the best top for her?
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>>129774
The color of top that looks best is
>my hands
Let me put them on for her
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>>129773
for her to actually muck about in his dreams and try and clang him
physically she can't do much in the real world since she isn't a poltergeist (afaik) but dreams could be a different thing
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>>129774
I pick the forbidden third option: Red with black bombshell decals over the boobs
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>>129772
Q owns the airwaves, she's basically the only TV personality on the planet (except for U-U's radio show, which somehow can broadcast over shortwave through the entire universe)
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>>129774
red, just lemme kiss everything it'll cover first
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Guys, I let my Midget Drone out of its enclosure and it crawled under the fridge and I think it's in the vents now
What do I do, I just finished unpacking and I really don't wanna move again
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The truth is out there!
>>129781
>The most recent podcast episode has U-U just whisper "hawk Tuah" into their mics for forty minutes at maximum gain
>It's done very well
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>>129784
I know this is supposed to be a dramatic image but unfortunately the position of N's tail makes it look like he has a huge, anatomically inaccurate ass
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>>129778
Sure, if you can work around (assuming this is a NSFW thing and not an on-model thing) ghosts not being able to change how they appear so Rebecca still just has a bleeding waist stump.
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>>129789
immoral makeout sesh is a good way to break the ice, methinks
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>>129794
Then yeah, immoral makeout sessions (making out being the drones' cultural equivalent to sex) are the furthest things can get.
I figure what makes an immoral makeout session immoral, and what separates it from a regular sloppy makeout session, is that an immoral makeout session has the two of you naked during the sloppy makeout
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>male office assistant drone
>bitchy human boss lady is shamelessly horny for him
>goes a little too far and says she wishes he'd take her in the middle of the office while everyone watches
>being a naive drone with limited understanding of human boundaries and such, he waits for her to be giving some disciplinary lecture to her employees
>and grants her request, bending her over, hiking up her tight pencil skirt, and fucking her senseless while everyone in the office watches
>he casually waves and tries chatting with his co-workers while their boss is moaning like a whore
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129795
very true!
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>>129726
after thorough inspection, i can confirm that this is indeed Jane the human
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>>129803
Not as good as Abby the Human, strictly inferior
Post Abby being happy
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we got jane and bonnie for Christmas, we better get abby and anon having a new year's eve kiss for new years
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>>129805
Uzi seems like the type to bully the real Cyn if they ever met because she's one of the few drones smaller and weaker than her and she wants an outlet
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>>129807
I thought comparing the models showed Cyn is regular drone height unlike Uzi.
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We need a year end photo with the relevant OCs
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>>129810
That's either approximately 3 or 30 and there's no in between
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>>129810
List all the relevant OC's immediately!
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>>129813
By order I remember them
>E, S, R
>John, Jane
>Eye, Beretta
>B, H, L
>P, Mg
>U-U
>Q, Bet
>Holly, Henry
>Idk man I'm tired
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>>129810
there’s a barely a day and some change left motherfucker you should’ve brought that up last week
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129815
Nta, but with the power of photoshop and incredibly low standards I might be able to put something together
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>>129796
>>129799
>boss finds this way too hot to really care about the consequences
>actively encourages assistant drone to fuck her on command, or whenever he likes
>drone still sees nothing weird about this, so it becomes a regular thing
>so much so that the other employees just kinda get used to seeing their boss used as a sex toy by that funny little robot man
>now they'll actually join in conversation with him, talking about the weather, or their assignments, or this funny YouTube video you totally have to watch here let me get my phone–
>and just ignore how he's using the boss's face like a breeding mount and stroking himself through her throat
>eventually some of the other office ladies approach him with an interest in his "assistance"
>he's happy to oblige, it's his job to help, after all
>and if the best way to help these ladies is to breed them in the full nelson position at the reception desk then by robogod he's gonna be the helpfulest drone there ever was
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dance party :D
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>>129810
Merc has that big collage still in the works
plus all those plushie collections as backup
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>>129817
GRRRRR
HOT AS FUCK
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Me when torturing a solver cultist
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>>129825
Kiryu would NOT do that!!! He's too busy running away from Majima!!
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
Harper soon
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would one of the irs drone babes look like this
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Made some doodles
>1/4
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>>129829
>2/4
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>>129830
>3/4
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>129831
>4/4
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I don't know why but I'm getting an unnatural urge to write Cyn suffering.
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They come in peace!
>>129838
Greentext-chan demands a blood offering except it's digital ink instead of blood
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>>129840
Unless you're printing your greens then digital the ink shall remain
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>>129820
Beretta can't keep up! John's nickname is college was "The Wiggler", after all
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>>129842
>The Wiggler
Woah, he had the same nickname as me except they forgot the L in mine
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>Kurt has no wiki page and his origin is buried in the ANALS of /md/ so I can't find anything, past him being Jerma
I guess he's just The Sus Guy now.
There was also that one faggot trying to push incest around his creation, so this is arguably a better fate.
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>>129848
I mean, technically I'm writing post-rescue "Cyn" where she's probably already the Solver, but canon can be whatever the fuck I want it to be so yeah, it's Cyn whose suffering
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>>129849
>where she's probably already the Solver
Depends on when post-rescue.
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We need a new Murder Drones AU, something fresh, something that excites the wriggling worms inside our brains
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>>129852
Ok, I have a good one
Murder Drones
>BUT
They're ALL humans. And it takes place in a highschool
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
Louisa and Martha threesome
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>>129852
Murder Drones but all of the characters live on Earth, work a 9 to 5 and have to try and advance the plot while dealing with typical workplace and relationship issues
In particular, that J and Uzi might work at the same place and want to kill each other while their manager keeps on threatening to give them demerits for fighting on shift
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>129852
Murder Drones post ending but on Pluto which the Solver didn't invade because she doesn't recognize it as a planet. Basically HODR but with an AI overlord who previously ran the mega-facility (it makes pens) and constantly reminds people and drones that this is not a planet.
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>>129844
Just find his first post on the wiki and backtrack on the date that correlates to the thread here
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Corrupted solver spartan
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>>129859
I did, and going several threads deeper I still wasn't able to find out about him.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
haha! I just had the first nightmare since I can remember! what a great way to end out the year!
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Just think, Anon! At the end of your fleeting existence, you'll be on your deathbed and look back at all the time you spent here, working on silly writing and drawing and OCs for somebody else's accomplishments instead of your own!
Isn't that something?
What fun!!
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>>129849
please no... poor babygirl got turned into history's worst monster because she was scared to die, she doesn't need to suffer more...
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>>129869
that "poor babygirl" had it coming. Cyn deserved everything that happened to her.
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I know this is autistic, but I'm surprised there was no Christmas Truce greentext with The Solver War or any other thread conflict
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>>129854
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>>129867
ok anon, don’t be a pissbaby. Show me your OC, the art can’t be that bad
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>>129867
Atleast I'll die knowing that unlike others, I had the balls to put it out there despite it being viewed as Cringe
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>>129877
It's a drone that works at a pedicure place but has high job satisfaction because she's a foot fetishist
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>>129867
I have my own accomplishments but writing silly things is fun and more productive practice than jerking off for several hours.
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>>129879
Once we figure out how to artificially trigger fetishes everyone will be a lot happier. Imagine an accountant that has a hard on crunching numbers. Or a doctor that... well that's basically like that one femanon.
The truth is out there!
>>129882
When they figure out you like your job they'll just stop paying you to do it
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>>129882
Imagine a drone whose fetish is being a corporate wagie lol. Would be so embarrasing
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>>129884
Unironically yeah.
Yes I'm Aware The Solved Most Likely Wouldn't Accept It, But It's Hilarious And Sweet In A Non-Canon Green
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you’ve been following the 7 strictures haven’t you Anon?
You haven’t been engaging in witchcraft or attempting to uncover the secrets of the Void? hmmm?
Good, now get back to your domicile, it’s almost curfew
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>>129886
Yeah, haha
It'd be crazy if there was a drone like that, haha
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>>129889
No way anyone would respect her lmao
Would probably be a total loser haha
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>>129888
>Void mentioned
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
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>>129886
you’re going to make the Jiraffe upset
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>>129892
True, haha
Always getting turned on by menial tasks and repetitive deadend labor, haha
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>>129852
>Lizzy is the MC
>She wants to do something dangerous to get the attention of a potential lover, so she gets some guns from her loud autistic teacher Nori's daughter, quiet kid who everyone wants to befriend (so that she'll warn them if she shoots up the place) Uzi, and goes out to avenge her mother Alice and hunt some robo-vampires in defiance of her father, WDF commander Teach
>little did she know, the lover she'd win the attention of with this dangerous excursion would ultimately turn out to be one of the murder drones: the morose, gluttonous, insanely sexy SD-D
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129898
You saw nothing (stop refreshing the page so much you thread addict)
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>>129899
>Alice being Lizzy’s mom
Hmmmmmm…
I can’t believe that’s the first time I’ve heard something like that. It makes sense though
>Nori/Uzi
>Yeva/Doll
>Alice/Lizzy
She’s the only relevant side characters aside from Thad that actually matters
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>>129867
>deathbed
Hope not. I'm planning on throwing away or selling off my personal effects and then suiciding by cop when my extended family sends a welfare check.
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>>129852
Bunker 15, a bunker on earth where several drones, humans, and disassemblers who need blood to live get along as best they can, as the bunker itself is separated from earth's space time and none of them are going anywhere. They can't even die due to the immortality field surrounding it (they stole it from one of the dog planets.) That doesn't stop them from trying to kill each other though.
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Do you guys think there’s drones in the MD universe whose job consisted of being a tard wrangler for humans?
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>>129903
>Anon is so pathetic and nonthreatening they use the beanbag rounds to subdue him
>Then they put him in the clink for a few weeks
>It'd be okay except his cellmate is Diddy
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Murder Drones, but it's in a western Town and the main character is a guy and there's a spider and a gunslinging cowgirl and it's called cliffangle or rockside or something
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>>129910
Remove the overly competent girlboss she was the worst part.
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>>129910
Too outlandish. I prefer Murder Drones but they’re all cubes and the main character is a guy and there’s a psycho girl and a mentally damaged girl and it’s called Internet Cone or Squareconnection or something.
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Murder Dromes, but there's this weird talking rabbit puppet and a worm
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>>129909
>7 year old Anon has an autistic meltdown at McDonald’s because they gave him the girls toy by accident
>His wrangler drone apologizes to the cashier and takes anon outside the restaurant
>”Anon, if you don’t stop misbehaving I won’t give you the abby slices”
>Proceeds to hug him tightly on the walk home so he doesn’t run onto the road and get run over like a retard.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129897
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>>129845
That white boy gets mad drone pussy, Can (You) say the same?
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>>129902
That's just for this universe.
>>129904
More details about it:
>Also in D(oll)'s squad, E(mily) and B(raiden)
>seeking a bloody vengeance against E for murdering her parents and leaving her and her brother and sister orphans is Veronica, whose eldritch 3D modeling tools are supplemented by her proliferating array of eldritch meat mutations; her triumph at ripping out and devouring E's core at the prom proves short-lived when her fight with Lizzy and D is interrupted by E taking control of her new tail and injecting her with her paralytic... which quickly makes E conk out too
>Beau is a homunculus Alice made with odds and ends and tissue samples from not only the DDs whose cores now occupy Amda's oven, but from herself too; Alice realizes D was the one who almost killed her when she walks in on D smacking Beau over the head with a Bible because he startled her, as Russians traditionally do when startled by homunculi
>the horror began at the giant pile of drone corpses on the Frumptlebucket mansion's outskirts, where the drone who Cynthia Frumptlebucket would later bestow the name Rachel (from her product code RCHL, the only legible detail on her "this robot is fucking dead" armband) formed a magical girl contract with a mysterious benefactor who promised not to discard her
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I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>129926
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>>129905
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I am a simple man, I want to pick up a drone and then take her away to pound her into senselessness. I forgot where I was going with this. Anyway, drone sex.
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>Fun Nightly /md/ Facts: 99% of Anons here are Drones roleplaying as humans wanting to fuck Drones
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>>129934
Dude, humans don't use the internet. We're never going to get uppies without going outside
They come in peace!
>>129932
I want to fuck a bug
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Ass or Tits?
Bottomplate or Collarbones?
Which way?
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>>129941
Ass
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>>129942
Agreed
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>Drone Repair & Custom Shop
>Bring your Drone in to get a custom paint-job or to get fixed
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>>129944
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>>129946
>Drone gets sick flames painted on their butt.
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>>129941
SCULPTED collarbone
FLAT bottomplate
I’M HERE TO FUCK ROBOTS, NOT PLASTIC HUMANS
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We come in peace.
>Murder Drones, but Liam decides to scrap the whole Tessa backstory and instead has the Drones working at JCJenson, showing us first contact with The Solver
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I love sentinels
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>>129937
Of course, Human!
I love feeling the wind from my fan on my human skin! Don't you?
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129953
Holy shit, it's john kenshi
Replies:>>129959
We come in peace. We come in peace.
Your fortune: Outlook good
FUCK YOU!
>Forces (You) To Have A Good Night Sleep
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>>129946
The drone body shop is run by a guy who looks like this (he’s the coolest)
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>>129960
He needs a Hawaiian shirt
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>>129961
If he wear that shirt he would have compel action to fuck alien womens
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>>129960
You’d walk into the garage and hear this shit:
Viper Room Rumble
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>>129951
Elaborate on how this new backstory would go, in the absence of a robot in a skinsuit. Is it a Fifth Element thing where the AS occasionally drops in to give JCJensen's suits orders?
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129965
Sounds a definitely lot more interesting and explains why JCJenson canonically kills people who get fired or tries to leave the company
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>>129964
>You walk into the garage
>You suddenly feel your vision fade, almost like someone's running a black paint roller across it
>When it comes back (in the same paint-roller way), your drone's standing in the center of the room in a neutral, relaxed pose
>The guy asks you what you're looking for, but you can't tell where his voice is coming from or where he is
>Yet somehow you know exactly what you could get, and how it would look on your drone
>Except... for the paintjobs he won't let you have unless you prove yourself worthy of them
>You'd love to get animated blue-green flames, but apparently you need to rack up a 10-million point combo for that
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>>129961
He’s got Hawaiian shirts, flame shirts, bowling shirts, dozens of pairs of wraparound shades and he ALWAYS wears soap shoes
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>>129970
Would you take your N to get tricked out at the cool 90s/2000s skater garage spot?
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>>129971
No, N is too impressionable, he'd quickly get addicted to bodymods like those weirdos with a thousand piercings.
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>>129972
>N gets feet that light up in bright red and make a sound like a rocket ship going off into space whenever he takes a step
>He genuinely thinks they're cool
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>>129976
>"I like doing anything! But I just can't seem to get out of bed..."
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I always hear about elf but nobody ever draws her anymore
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New OC idea: Elf's archnemesis,
>Orc
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>>129981
Really? It's my first time in these threads since August. Any lore about em?
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New idea: OCs
what if we had one that was an exhausted IT guy accidentally having sex with drone by repairing them?
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>>129983
Bratty and green
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>>129985
All worker drones are dwarves
They’re short, they mine, and they live in a big underground fortress
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>>129983
> outpost 6 version of Elf
> always naked
> smug smarmy brat
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>>129987
We’ll get desperate enough to start making video content, then we’ll be doing really well and have lots of new traffic
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Goodnight anons, I have come down with an extreme gut bug and am writing this from the hospice throne. God protect my soul as it leaves me from behind.
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>>129996
Remember to drink all water. Or an electrolyte thing, that's probably better.
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Will anon survive the gut bug?
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I'm bored so I'm gonna go to sleep a few hours before I normally do. See you all in 3 hours.
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>>130006
>NTA
I heard eating apples could help out with pain, maybe try eating some apples?
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>>129564
That's great to hear, anon.
Are those the hands of a sentinel mech?
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>>129615
They can't stay invisible forever, they have to communicate with their peers!
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Guys, whatever you do, DO NOT browse Murder Drones threads after midnight
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>>129646
Anon, it's a new year soon, bear with me a little longer.
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>>129653
>has nothing but disgust for them.
That would be the most based Tessa ever, fuck robo-vampires!
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>130013
I'm doing that right now
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>>130013
statistically speaking, someone is doing that at all times
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>>129674
We need mommy sentinel drones...
I NEED MOMMY SENTINEL DRONE!
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>>130017
Imagine her jamming that long slimy gray tongue down your throat, slick with blood, oil & Solver vitae
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>>130018
Yeah, like me, an American anon with chronic insomnia
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>>129688
I don't know about Beretta, but this video made my wallet shrink for some reason.
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>>130023
CHOOSE:
>WD childhood friend tard wrangler drone
>DD big sister tard wrangler drone
>SD mommy tard wrangler drone
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>130024
*Kisses you goodnight
now you have to have a good nights sleep, it’s the rules
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>>129701
The insurance company has canceled their contract with me, I will not recover physically or financially from this.
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>>130028
It’s 30XX, just take a bone-unfracturing pill, you can get a bottle of them on space Amazon for like, 0.05 federation money units
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>>129702
>When frightened, Uzi enables her inner Oogi and waddles away in terror
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>>129717
I mean, every 10,000th improperly disposed of drone is guaranteed to become a zombie drone? Humanity held on for a long time.
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>>130026
>WD childhood friend wrangler
Lifelong friend you met when your mom accidentally lost you at Walmart (subsidiary of JCJenson in 30XX). Turns out she lived in the house right next to yours, so both of you ended up walking home together. She's the strictest of the 3, if only because she knows how retarded you are. Her small size (5'0/153cm) prevents her from physically wrangling you Yes I know they're canonically strong shut up so she just calms you down by hugging you a lot.
>DD big sister
A drone that's a couple years older than you. She's always been around the house, so she's basically a part of the family. Once had to physically drag you out of burger king after you had a meltdown when they didn't give you your crown. Overall, as a big sister, she's over protective but a cool gal.
>SD mommy wrangler
Basically your pseudo-mom due to how much time you spent around her. Is the most physically imposing of the 3 (6'5/200cm) but the most chill, surprisingly enough. Her presence enough is sufficient to cause a "wrangler" effect. Always sits next to you on plane trips and gives you the window seat (her size makes it very uncomfortable no matter what)
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>>129720
J wouldn't ask. She thinks everyone around her is too stupid to make any decisions on their own.
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>>130035
>Always sits next to you on plane trips
Jesus christ, could you imagine sitting between two Sentinel Drones on an economy class flight that lasts 10 hours?
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>>130039
As horny as I am for drones, it would be hell. Middle seats always suck but being sandwiched between two SD's would be hell, god forbid it's Ivory in one of them.
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>>129720
These threads have ruined me, I can't look at this without my mind immediately going, "Oh hey JC.", and then I think why does he have to be the only overconvulated OC with zero greentexts
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>>129774
YELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PIPIN IS BURNING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>129977
if you stay in that bed i’m gonna come over there and tickle you. not in a cute playful way, in a ruthless sadistic way
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>>130040
They would lay you down over their laps and stroke your hair while you sink into their soft thighs
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>>129774
to kiss me with tongue?
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>>130045
The mechanic dude will give N a sweet flame decal, some wraparound shades and JNKO jeans with a wallet chain
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>129930
Based
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>>130026
> DD sister
Jeanne... Adeline...
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>>130022
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>>130062
of course YOU’D say this Cyn, we spent a quarter of the thread talking about how sexy you are
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>>130056
They should come back, we need to find out who young master picks to be his bride (or both, both is good)
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
It's been so long since someone uploaded anything on Booru that even a lazy bastard like me decided to upload some of contentfags' latest works.
I so miss tomoetomoe.
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>>130070
But option one is Adeline
Option two is Bellatrix
Option three is to take both
So logically option four is take neither and take a hyper drone instead
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Uploaded some of the green backlog I've got, less progress overall than I wanted but I'll mop up the rest if I can over the next week or so
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>>130074
>not having your life revolve around Murder Drones 24/7
shame
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>>130072
Thank you, Basil the Third, know that even if the second Rome has fallen, the third Rome will stand forever in the name of Christ!
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>>129237
Park ranger Alice?
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>>129767
Alice best wife
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>>129771
