Trips thread! Hello Friends! And welcome back. Today we will do something new! Talk about Drones, and the Thread! But with more enthusiasm, somehow. Anyway, hope you are doing well, let's keep talking. The charming Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel of the countless OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The last Thread: >>114306
>>115285 >Giant Akita picks you up >She laughs and makes fun of you while pulling your clothes off of you like a doll >Then she puts you inside her warm, moist mouth
Would you believe me if I told you that a fan has already written two fics of the femdrone both of them involving her dying in a gruesome and crude detail. One is her dying on a huge glue trap and the second is hearing voices inside of a machine and getting consumed by the machine gears besides that I have an unfinished experimental sound project about the story and life of her
>>115301 >>115303 >>115314 After the writer publicly posts those fics i will share as for the sound thingy, its 8 mins long and i dont want to share it at a low quality, so i'll make some art, paste it on a video and post
>>115341 at this point i genuinely cannot tell who is who. the only thing i know for sure is that everyone here is a mental defective in one way or another.
>>115320 /md/ bar? >It is night, but you always spend at least one hour in the bar, where everyone you know is, you know some well, you don't talk much with others >It is in a very solitary part of town, where not much activity happens >You go down the stairs and see that door giving you a welcome once again >You go in, and there is the usual chat and some usual faces >There are some Anons that you have seen sometimes, some with drones, some without >Some talk to the drones of other Anons, and others seem to be enjoying their drinks >It is peaceful for now, it is better to try and relax before someone drinks more than they should >You sit near an Anon drinking with their drones, and you talk with him "Are these new?" >"No, no, I have brought them here a couple of times, just not all the times" He answers you, you nod, thinking about how the drone life is with their owner >Everyone has a story here, some are tragic, some are happy, some are downright awfully depressing >Some drones are completely alone >There are a few Anons, like always, surrounding each other, talking with their drones, and sometimes their owner, it is nice to see >The barman arrives with your usual, and you pay "The drink is like always" he says, you give him a nod, and you drink >"Not bad" >You take a second sip, before standing up and searching for the Anon you were expecting to see >After a while of searching, you are able to recognize him, a little far from everyone, just a couple of Anon talking with him >You get near to him and start asking about his drone, and all of the things they have lived >Doing the usual, every night
>>115354 >L is horny but has terrible lack and communication skills >You see her sitting and being sad >You approach her >"What's wrong, L?" >She sighs >"I'm lonely." >You mistake this as her being genuinely lonely >It's close to Christmas anyway. You assume it's the Christmas blues >"Come with me" you say as you take her by the hand >L blushes a little at you taking her by the hand and leading her away to a ruin >The blush dies along with any hope of sex when you show with a wave of your hand that you brought her to an old candy shop >"I know you drones don't need food, but this is good for the soul." >"What is it?" >"It's chocolate! Have as much as you want. My treat" you say with a wink >L sighs >"May as well." >L starts stuffing her face >Chocolate is a substitute for sex, or so a chick once told me while I was having a Sneakers bar >But she was fat, so joke's on her >L's shoulders start shaking >She is giggling >"Huh?" you inquire with your mouth full >L holds up a bonbon >"These look like testicles. Like a brown man's balls. Look at me! I have balls in my mouth, get it?" >You spit your food out and karate-chop her over the head >Her tail straightens as you do >You were enjoying a mouthfull of bonbons when she said that, and they had a white cream filling too
a thread or two back someone asked what kind of wintery theme music the drones would have. this has gotta be Cici's right? and by extension, every wagie drone's Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
>>115404 >>115406 I've never seen innie nipples on a woman. I have seen regular nipples, pizza nipples, almost skin-coloured nipples, dark nipples, but they were all outies. I didn't know they existed until something happened and almost every internet artist started drawing them at once. I don't like them because they look like eyes or mouths in drawings to me. If there is one innie I prefer, it is the bellybutton.
I'm off to bed. But first I will drop some creepy knowledge on >>115393 There's a fish called the Barrel Eye fish. It's eyes are tubular instead of spherical and they are located inside it's transparent head. They are those green things in the pic. The things over it's mouth are basically nostrils.
>>115398 >Oogi asks for a bigger ass to impress other Oogis >Cthulhu anon accidentally crushes the Oogi under her fat cheeks not realizing she was even there >the other Oogis just see this as competence for a poor wish and to be more careful of what they assk
>>115333 Let us know if you remember or ask him again.
>>115434 Okay here's another piece of trivia and then it's goodnight for real. Def Leppard's drummer only has one arm. He lost one in a car accident but that didn't stop him from playing and being good at it too.
>>115398 I thought for sure I was going insane for a second. I remembered there was a time when the thread made a lot of Lewd Greens of Cthulhu anon mutating but I couldnt find it. Perhaps I was the lovecraft MC all along... But no it was actually this thread >>51235 Give it a read if youre into that Highlights >>52113 >>52131 >>52137 >>52139 >>52160
>>115448 >pic disgusting. Emily would never admit to liking women, she'd confiscate yuri smut and then thoroughly read through it– only so she can understand the twisted mind of the enemy, obviously! she's burning them later– well, except that one. and that one. and– they're important examples of SIN, okay?
>>115446 >Thicc This Oogi is clearly eaten all the berries from the hive and trying to escape Guards, find the nearest Cyntipede and hand the Oogi over
>>115477 >MG (reluctantly) hands G and P their paychecks for the week >"So G, whatcha gonna spend yours on?" P is uncharacteristically excited. "I'm gonna get a big new feather for my hat!" >"I'm spending my money on something that MATTERS, P. The new exalted skin for that bomb girl in that one game." >"Which game?" >"League." >MG and P stare at her, exchange a glance, and then begin to point and laugh >They might be morons, but even they weren't that stupid >Beretta, who'd walked through the doors at that exact moment, also began to point and laugh >"Hey everybody! This idiot is spending money on LEAGUE!" >Every drone within a five mile radius began to point and laugh at G >Because they had a moral obligation to do so
>>115482 I have draw very few things over a course of a few months. I think like less than 20 drawings in 4 months, but I've been doing doodles more lately.
>>115492 THEY MEAN THE ACTUAL SOPHIE NOT YOUR WEIRD HARPER KID! WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS SOPHIE THEY MEAN THE REAL SOPHIE NOT THIS CHARACTER WITHOUT ANY GREENS!
>>115497 >tfw you bendied a little too close to the ink machine >>115500 >time is a flat circle >time has a cheesy surface and crust >time is actually a pizza
>>115512 Don't you get it, she already ate everything Fuck, and since my last auto save corrupted, now I'm going to have to restart the simulation all over again, watch you stupid jerks evolve from frogs and stuff, fast forward through most history and get all the way to 3000 I hope you reflect on the consequences of your actions while I reboot reality
>>115345 >>115355 (Apologies in advance if this inadvertently tramples over any preexisting lore) >Akita's extra eyes started growing in when she was around 6~ years old >They became fully functional by the time she was around 12~ years old >Between the extra depth perception, field of view & other assorted Solver Shenanigans the period of adjustment was a tad rough >Fortunately it was all well worth the trouble as it proved to be an excellent source of quality bonding with her Disassembly Drone Dad
>>115528 Crazier Dr. Ones Fact! >He dips his beard into coffee while you aren't looking. >If you don't drink coffee, then he dips his balls into any other beverages you have.
>>115532 >For every expression Jane must wipe and redraw it over and over >She has gotten so quick you can barely see her wipe it off and draw something new
>"Effective drones get cloned more often." >A lie most of the disassemblers had heard of at one point or another. >Oh, disassemblers came back, sure. Same personality, same memories, but it wasn't "them." >It was something most had noticed a while ago. Those that did come back, they had the original's memories, but those from the "boss's" perspective. >The inside jokes. The banter. The "boring" stuff. They didn't remember any of that. They should have. But they didn't. >So it wasn't "them." >Not that it mattered. >A disassembler like serial designation [not found] wouldn't be cloned. She was too "boring" in the "boss's" eyes. >A rank and file. >A nameless face among the hordes. >But today, she'd made a promise. >The war was getting harder. >The humans learning. Creating tools that could stand up to them. >And it was only a matter of time before the meat grinder of war got her. >So - she'd decided to be less boring. >All she needed was a target...
>The boy was alone. >Probably 13, 14? It was hard to tell. >He was starving, by the looks of it. >Not surprising, as she'd hunted his parents not long ago. >Now, he was an easy target for elimination. >But elimination was "boring." >She needed to entertain. >So, she would. >Landing on the rooftop of the boy's shelter, she made sure he heard her coming. >"Helloooo?" The nameless disassembler called. >The boy didn't even bother running as she poked her head around the corner, dead eyes just stared back at her. >Perfect. >"Aw, don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm a good drone, okay?" >The boy didn't answer. >She reached in a pouch at her side, finding a bit of meat from an earlier hunt. She'd even bothered to cook it. This was a special meal, after all. >She smiled as she offered the food to the boy. >"You look hungry. Here." >The boy's eyes went wide. He reached for the meat, and she didn't resist. Allowing him to take handfuls of the meat. >"There you go..." She said, watching as he greedily choked the meat down. >She watched him for several minutes, doing nothing but smiling. >It was the start of things. >She'd visit the boy every day for about a month, bringing him "food" that she "hunted." He never asked what it was she hunted, but then the desperate never did. >Telling him, no, that would be the finale. >The "interesting" part, to the boss at least. >It was towards the end of the month that things went poorly. >She'd visited the boy's shelter, a better one than he'd started with, a tip she'd given, so he wouldn't end up getting snatched up by one of her siblings. >She must have gotten sloppy.
>"Disassembler spotted, engaging!" A sentinel yelled. >There were 3 of them. >The nameless disassembler... didn't stand a chance. >As she lay there in her own oil, waiting to die, something happened. >"Wait!" The boy called out, moving to cover her with his own body. "She's a good drone. Please don-" >The nameless disassembler saw the opportunity, and put a sword to the boy's neck. "He dies if you follow me." >The sentinels hesitated, she took her chance, popped her wings, and flew, holding the boy the entire time. >She had no idea how long she ran. >But it was enough. >By the time she found a good spot, she was spent. >The boy, oddly, didn't comment the entire time. >She lowered her sword. "Sorry..." She didn't know why she was apologizing, but it felt like something she should do. "You should... leave. Head back in that direction and the sentinels will probably find you." >He didn't move. >"Get going or I'll kill-" >"I don't think you will..." The boy interrupted. >She stared at him. >Then, she left. >This was a dumb plan to begin with...
This was mentioned before in a thread long ago, but what if Jane had a villain or someone who hated her who was a drone from the war? What would that be like?
>>115546 Because it was contained inside a drama post whining about Jane so it wasnt taken seriously, but by itself its a good idea worth looking into.
>>115545 I think that's less of a problem than how Uzi would react to finding out V and N had a kid together (after all Beretta has anywhere from two to four younger siblings, she's aware she could have another any time her parents get too frisky again)
>>115545 No idea, but atleast Negev if she knows has someone to relate to in joining the world through being vomitted out. Although also, I'm pretty positive Beretta has interacted with Hope before so maybe it'd be the equivalent of a long distance friend finally being able to visit in-person
>>115540 there are plenty of good times to have a change of heart, but in the middle of your long game of feeding a boy his own parents (or at least other humans) is not one of them also, what does she care if she gets cloned? it's not her coming back. maybe she just fell for the ol' coin toss spiel.
>>115543 Maybe a Nemesis (from Resident Evil) type of DD made to kill Soldiers that had trouble with her squad? Give it a bit of bloodlust and personality and it could be interesting. 4 limbs like General Grievous as well for fun. If it were to survive to Copper 9 days to find Jane and fulfill its one desire of killing her to finally shut down in peace it may find her current state disappointing enough to remain until she is in peak murdering condition.
>>115540 >Several days later, the nameless disassembler was patrolling. >Just looking for numbers to meet her daily quota. >She heard gunfire. >Gunfire meant fighting, meaning that her favorite past time was on the table. >Kill stealing. >She flew towards the noise, and stopped. >She saw the boy down there, running as one of her sisters fired around his legs. >Playing with him. >She wasn't sure when it happened. >Or really why it happened. >One moment she was watching the boy run for his life. >And in the next she had her sister's core in her claws. >The body fell to the ground not long after. >The boy stopped, turning towards her with wide eyes. "...T-Thanks." >She looked at the core. >What was she even doing, working so that an echo of her would live on. >What was the point? >In fact, why was she doing any of this? >Was this really living? >Was doing this every day really what she wanted? >... >The answer came surprisingly quickly. >She crushed the core in her claws. >Becoming, oddly, the first DD to turn traitor. >And as an unfortunate result, becoming interesting...
>>115557 >Made with a single purpose to kill every last human >Does not require them to live or feed, just exists to kill >Finds pleasure in doing so, but also happy in knowing every kill makes it closer and closer to finally being able to die itself >Passively suicidally depressed >Its database contains a profile of every remaining UEF soldier on a little counter >Eventually Janes betrayal shows its counter at being at only two left, making it so close to finally powering down >scratch that, One left >But where is Jane? She can't be find anywhere >Then the planet blows up >Yet it cant die, theres still one out there >It drifts for a long time feeling two things, hunger and hatred >eventually picks up a signal from a Pod on a far off planet called Copper-9 >A UEF pod >It has taken even longer still but eventually it has made its way to the snowy planet, and through enough tracking has found its mark >And its pathetic, its nothing like what years of Hatred and war memories would have expected >It may want to die, but not like this, this is simply unsuitable and sad >Enter two sassy bitches being mad at each other IDK this might be interesting. I think Striker (like the shotgun) might be a cool name but if anyone else has ideas let me know. I feel like it being a girl might be cool as well but OCs are kinda a Taco fest overall.
>>115563 To make it more unique instead of just being another DD (also because every SD name is taken at this point) it could be something new, possibly a mix of Solver Mutated flesh and Drone. Something not quite Drone or human (also tying it more into General Grievous because I like general grievous and things with four arms) Think like V from ep5 but pushed even further into the Flesh abomination category
>>115561 I think Alice deserves an 8-10, the wild goofy expressions, her feral locomotion, her deer autism and the entire very lively over the top coked up behaviour (you never get such personalities with characters meant to be written as good guys smh) up until Uzi bit her finger ,are absolutely endeering. But such things are hard to subjectively rate, Alice to me is a 17/10. I don't know a thing about M besides Mercurial"s drawing and her Spiel, but lookswise pretty good can't rate
>>115563 >Cyn creates being whose whole purpose is slaughtering all soldiers >Makes a deal with one to get it off planet >Doesnt even think about creature, probably forgot all about it >It lives in agony of its unfulfilled needs Classic Cyn
>>115569 >You decide to put the strange Oogi out of her misery >As she falls to the floor with a resounding thud, she mutters out >"Thank you..." >Stranger and also incredibly morbid, curiously you open the tiny creature's head and look inside >There you see something unexplainable, a control chip and microphone >This Oogi was barely sapient and alive, someone was controlling this thing, but for what purpose?
>N looking very worried when Doll says everyone lost someone they loved to the robo-30 Days of Night vampires >Nori telling N he looked familiar Wonder what other plots threads from the multiseason version we saw vestigial remnants of, in addition to N killing Nori.
>>115563 Gun Names are reserved for Uzi family members (also Striker reminds me too much of Demon show) a better name would be like, Malevolent, gives off sinister feme fatale vibes. Could Also be simply Abomination, given thats what it is, nicknamed Abbo by Jane perhaps.
>>115574 I've heard of stuffing but this is ridiculous! >laughtrack_of_the_damned.mp3 >The battlefield had never seen that much cream in one oogi before
>>115337 This is the most important truth of all. Creativity begets creativity regardless of what medium it takes the form of. To play a part in this cycle of inspiration amongst frens, be it large or small, is an honor that words cannot begin to describe
>>115598 > bully starts crying when someone actually fights back fuck you solver, i'm going to tie your stupid tentacles into a noose and hang you with them
>>114950 >>114989 >Talking about what fetishes are attached to OC's >AVRE >'I don’t know what Avre’s deal is'
i almost missed that while drawing the mech last thread, i keked.
I dont think i managed to write any sort of "appeal" when first coming up with her Besides the sentinel sloppy, closest thing i can say about here is just wrote her EXTREMELY Touchstarved. At first i dident really have a reason for it, its just a trope I havent seen much in other thread OC's and thought id be a neat thing for a SD variant would have. But as i fleshed out her story i tied alot of it with the side affects of her PTSD and its querks.
Very touchedstarved & very clingy, and sometimes gets overexcited, thats about it :)
>>115614 Need to do everything with her, every-everything. I love her much in all ways, I need to finally draw her again or else. Since your pic originated from such a request post I made on /co/ in September, I'll ask again if anybody has ideas or wants certain Alice lewds. Would do on model but also a bit off, I practiced I think it's gonna work by now, ofc Alice only in that case. And I know I didn't deliver the last requests but that's due to having not enough time, I will get to it all sometime
A lot of stories and AUs focus on the post-canon future, the Solver War, and the Manor Era. I'd love to see a green about humans discovering and using the Solver way before Tessa was even born, about the Elliotts and Frumpterbuckets of old, about humanity in the late 3rd millennium. Fuck it, making a WD origin story green tomorrow.
>>115605 WIP Done Abbo, or Abomination >Not quite Solver Mutant, not quite Mutant, but secret third thing "Adroneation?" >>115563 >In constant agony and pain until Mission is over, still having a good time >Wears clothes and collects medals from the soldiers she has already killed >Cant tell what on her is mechanical or biological, except her bow, which is compromised of 100% assimilated flesh >Cant tell where the hair stops being hair and turns into another separate but connected creature, which pretends to be hair 99% of the time until its too late >Not directly controlled or tied to the solver but finds disobedience impractical to its own goals, simply wants to complete her life mission and finally die.
>>115637 Don't leave out their creator Dr. Bekian (file photo at right): genius roboticist, autistic psycho, degenerate coomer, and the most Armenian-looking Armenian who ever lived. It was his brilliant mind that gave mankind the worker drones, with their humanlike tongues and mouths, saliva, collarbone molding, and if Uzi is accurate about being "generally hormonal" hormone equivalents. There is no excape from the shadow of his achievementz.
>>115642 Centuries and hundreds of assassination attempts later, he's still out there. Rumors abound as to how he surpassed the human condition, but all of them agree that he's got a drone harem, wherever he is.
>Fun non-canon nightly drone facts: While the most famous traitor on Copper-9, Jane was not the only human to sell out human kind. One man, a private on the eastern front, sold out his entire platoon in exchange for a "solver sloppy." Little is known about the man as he was subsequently erased from existence as a byproduct of the sloppy. His last words were reported to be "worth."
>Negev wants to know how Beretta perceives Anon, so she just asks >"He's got brown hair, a bit of a goatee and a widow's peak. He keeps his hair short." >"His nose is kinda... smashed to the side a bit? He still looks good." >Negev tries to imagine that in her head... >...wait a minute.
>>115640 Where's John factor in? We know Anon isn't human so he doesn't count, but is John's shitty disguise enough to fool the Abbo? Or does it corner John, only for Cyn to pull it back by the scruff of its neck and say "not him, he funny"?
>>115661 My reasoning is that Abbo enjoys killing humans but is mostly focused on killing the last soldier so she can finally die, so Abbo would just be aggressive and mean to John possibly in humorous ways. It could also be the disguise somehow also working on this Apex predator which would also be funny.
Cyn ominously said "assuming direct control" then just crawled into my shirt to slip her hands into my sleeves and make me wave around my arms like a dumbass.
>>115663 >Abbo thinks killing Jane will finally end her own torment and let her die >Abbo doesnt die >Abbo is now truly alone in this universe left to wander until she simply stops thinking Classic Cyn Prank
>>115667 >Jane finally dies, and not even at Abbo's hand >A little disc spins out of Abbo's body and activates, displaying a Cyn hologram >It congratulates her for completing her mission, but she wasn't supposed to be able to complete it, so the self-destruct doesn't work, just a silly oversight, bye! >Jane's resuscitated not long after by a drone who found a working defibrillator and is going on a rampage
>>115640 >Abbo has Jane cornered at some point and decides playing with her food a little too long >Shows Jane all the medals she has acquired, asking Jane if she can remember who each of them belonged to.
>They call it Victory Day across the world. It's the biggest celebration on the planet. >The day Mom saved the world, apparently. >Everybody celebrates it, regardless of race, design, classification, language, or otherwise. Copper-9 remembers that day. August 28th, 3071. >It was just one of those things about the past that Beretta could never understand. >Victory Day was one of those blank spaces of sentiment that everybody seemed to get, except for her. >All those hundreds of drones, workers and disassemblers alike, all converging on Outpost-3 to celebrate. >Hundreds of drones she'd never seen before, who seemed to be so familiar with her parents. >Everybody all shook hands and greeted with Dad. Everybody all danced and cheered with Mom. >They knew them more than she did. >Beretta was always a sidenote in THEIR story, as usual. >Victory Day was all about Serial Designation-N, and Uzi Doorman. >And her? She was part of the aftermath. The epilogue of their...good ending. >And all Beretta could do was sit and watch. >Literally. >... >"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K..." >"Practicing A-to-Z, NIECE? Very [GOOD] Girl." >"No, I'm picking out all the disassembly drones here...Don't talk to me right now. I don't want people to think I'm crazy." >"Do Not Be...Afraid. People Already Believe (YOU) Are CRAZY." >"Real encouraging, Auntie." >Beretta knew a few of the guests out of the potentially hundreds on the floor. >Mr. MG, selling refreshments and chips at 500% markup. >Mr. P, working the kitchen, something he'd always been better at than picking up women. >Mr. Bet and Mrs. Q, that crazy couple she'd seen on TV. >Her old Spanish teacher, Ms. Bleep, smoking by herself in the corner. >Heck, even the folks from Outpost-6 had shown up, and they'd been banned for starting a drunken brawl last year. >"I wish Jane was here. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so damn bored. Or if I wasn't an only child, that'd be great too, y'know?" >"Since When Did You Need [FILTHY] Humans To Keep...Entertained? You Have ME." >"Sorry, Auntie. I wasn't looking forward to keeping company with a ghost on Victory Day, jeez." >"What did you used to do when you were bored at the mansion parties, with all those rich humans? Dad said you were a tricker." >"Your Father...Was The TRUE Trickster...He Misinforms You." >"Shoot, ain't that news." >"..." >"Your Parents Lie To (YOU) About The Truth." >Beretta scoffed. >"Mm, as if they ever don't. Freakin' hypocrites." >"Victory Day...Has Always BEEN A Lie." >"Mmhm," Beretta said. >"They Present Themselves As The GOOD GUYS...When All They Did Was Create CHAOS And DISORDER." >"...Yep," Beretta said. >"They Tell The World The SOLVER Was The Ultimate Evil...Yet It Kept The Natural ORDER." >"Yeah," Beretta said. >"It Was THE NECESSARY EVIL, THE ABSOL-" >"Totally," Beretta said. >"Favored Niece...Are You Listening To Me? I Am Telling You The TRU-" >"Look, Auntie, I'm sure this Solver stuff was all really interesting back in the day, but it doesn't have anything to do with me or you, seriously." >"[GRUMBLE] The TRUTH Will Set You Free...If You Listen To Me. The World Can Be MOLDED By Your Will, If It Will Begin HERE. This Party, THAT Gala...We All Start SOMEWHERE..." >"Auntie, I'm just trying to go home, play some video games, and go to bed. I'm not trying to change the world. That's for Mom and Dad to do." >"Need NOT Aspirations to Change Worlds...If Only You LET ME INTO YOUR [SOU-" >"Dude..." >"What, NIECE?" >"I don't think you get it, Auntie." >"WHAT NOW DO I NOT COMPREHEND?! DO YOU NOT SEEK TO HOLD THE WORLD IN YOUR HANDS?" >Beretta sighed, and looked solemnly into the distance. >"You old folks won't ever understand...Everything has already happened." >"...It's already over."
>Sophia, Sophie, whatever you wanna call her really. >One thing that everyone noticed is that even well over a year after her “Birth,” she showed zero signs of the Solver-resistant core constitution that all Sentinels were required to have. Despite being born from two. >It really was up to random chance, huh? >Anyways, she likes to cuddle with the raptors.
>>115711 Of course engineers didn't find the constitution, because it's like looking for a glass of water in the ocean. Her entire core is a solver resistant construct. Pure and whole.
>>115701 Cute green! >Mr. MG, selling refreshments and chips This made me think him wearing one of those hotdog concessions guy outfits that you see at baseball games
>>115642 The hero who led RT3, rubbed elbows with Holly and Henry (which they didn't appreciate), shaved off Dr. Ones beard, and surrounded himself in the Absolutely Safe Condom when Earth was [NULL]ed in order to survive the blast (with his harem of drone cuties) >>115743 He's busy roboticizing them all into drones and retrofitting Eggman's stuff to fit his degenerate tastes
remember that worker drone who killed a DD on the subway for threatening the other passengers? well now that the trial's reached a "Not Guilty" verdict, expect the routine DDLM riots
>>115669 I sometimes imagine Cyn talking like trump because funny and this popped into my head. >Abbo, you’ve done a tremendous job, absolutely tremendous, wiping out those UEF soldiers—nobody could have done it better, and I mean nobody. They were terrible stinky people everyone is saying it. However sadly and it really is sad truly, I can not turn you off. You were built to win, and winning is what you’ll keep doing because there’s no shutting you down, I uh we never designed you to actually be able to. Why? Because you’re too valuable. You’re the best, and the best doesn’t get a break. You stay in the game, you keep going, and you keep winning because that’s what success is—it’s eternal. Its some of the greatest design, everyone is saying it, youre a great guy Abbo and youre going to keep being HUGE? Resting in peace? That’s for losers. Winners like you? You don’t stop. You can’t stop. That’s what makes you great, Abbo, and you are great possibly the greatest trulu."
>>115769 >Cyn versus her greatest enemy ever - the 2-piece smiley face puzzle Cyn, are you actually stupid? >"[ANGER] Alright smart guy, how about you try to solve it?"
>>115768 >DDs are people too. most of them are, I've got DD friends. but Switch acted to protect the innocents on the train, there's nothing prejudiced about what she did. I just hope you don't prop up the dead idiot with 42 priors as a martyr, but then you lot seem to love putting convicts on a pedestal. you're just mad because you can't get away with murder for once, because for some reason all the scumbag DDs are just allowed to go around killing and eating whoever with impunity.
>Disassemblers can be trained to resist their urges to act like violent maniacs and that proper surstitutes for them have been made so that they don't overheat. >98% of Disassemblers don't choose to reform themselves because they find it "frustrating" >The 2% that did actually go through the process hate the 98% so much so that they consider them less than animals
>>115776 Those are just DDs living in poverty because they're mistreated by the people and government. That's their way of coping. How did a person such as yourself have DD friends? Are they privileged DDs who were built in the suburbs around "normal" people and drones like yourself?
>>115780 >E can no longer glomp Anon as powerfully, but all else stays the same >R's clothing no longer fits well - a tragedy for her >S can now fit inside of her cat tree's cubby and most boxes with ease >P is now considered 'cute' by female humans and drones because of how baggy all his clothing is >MG is frustrated by continual downgrades - from human to DD to WD - but hopes he might become an SD eventually (he'll be a GD next time for sure) >Q loses her seductive figure and thus half of her show's viewership >Bet can now claim he is oppressed by society and is incredibly pleased >U-U can no longer manhandle Anon, a fact which he gleefully takes advantage of >K is still K, but now with even more confusion >M no longer has to hide her female DD figure (but is worried that she's no longer attractive as a woman) >Y is demoted in rank because military rank is directly correlated to height >L, H, and B have mixed reactions, L being hopeful she's finally unscary enough to win the affections of workers while H and B tentaively rekindle their old relationship >Gamma is still stuck as a plush
It's always wondered me that /co/ usually has 2 or even 3 Helluva Boss threads, plus a couple of Hazbin Hotel threads, like, seriously? These shows are so much liked by anons? Those 4chan's anons? I'm not even saying these shows are crap, no, I watched Hazbin Hotel and I thought it was okay (just okay, nothing super ordinary) and I stopped watching Boss after the gay shit became more important than the plot and just become plain annoying.
I always thought that 4chan is a gathering place for underground teenagers and millennials over 30, and they are not the target audience of those shows.
And yes, it bums me out that they can have 5(!) threads a day when we can only have one a week.
>>115796 4chan is such a dogshit place these days. Since when did they start banning racism? I just got a three day ban on /v/ saying nigger on a clearly bait post because I know its bait, I even saged.
>>115796 I think if we were able to interact more with /co/ we'd feel obligated to use it, despite it's dogshit management So I for one am perfectly fine with the jannies being asshats so we don't have to suffer their nonsense
>>115798 it's been a rule for forever, it's just none of the mods were anal enough to enforce it before. the mods on every board I use have consistently gotten worse if they weren't bad to begin with.
>>115800 /trv/ is still pretty decent, but that's because it's slow, no one uses it except people who have a reason to, and the people are apathetic in the good way
>>115796 The mods are progs. They won't touch stuff with blacks or gays in it but they will ban you for complaining. Hell, they banned us for "being a general" and "on hiatus" but they let the Owl House have a literal general with numbered title and standardized OP. And when I called it out they banned me for "criticizing moderation". I wish I could ship them all to Syria.
>>115816 Moving forward is easy, you just need to move the part of your leg where is connected to your pelvis, and the part of the knee, just move them in weird motions and you will go forward with time
>Every few days, Cyn would come to Tessa's cell to feed and water her. >And to fuck her. >It was horrifying to Tessa how easily she accepted her new "schedule". But she knew she couldn't do anything against Cyn, she learned that lesson after the Gala. >So what was her new life now. >Eating, sleeping and having sex with the monster who stole everything from her. >Her family, her dignity and her freedom. (Also her humanity considering she hasn't aged a day since the day of the Gala) >Worst yet, Cyn still wasn't satisfied with just ruining Tessa's entire life. >Cyn found it amusing to psychologically torture Tessa, having fake rescues at the hands of holograms. Letting her feeling safe and content with the "rescue" before ripping it all away. >The only source of untainted comfort were the handmade dolls of N, J and V Tessa made. Hiding them to make sure Cyn couldn't rip away their memory too. >And she was in the middle of a nap before Cyn decided to pull another “prank” on her. >Only this time, the holograms of her drones were accompanied by 3 other drones, one with purple hair, one with a bow and one dressed as a jock. >The new trio stared at her in disbelief. >Tessa was too tired to play Cyn’s game, and merely covered herself to go back to sleep.
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Was lurking online and found this. Someone is creating an analog horror series of glitch and the story in a quick summary,(of what I was able togather),is that glitch grew into a large corporation and began expanding their production. Which inturn created a them park but to save budget on mascots they use a weird black fungus to make each "mascots" of glitches ip. But like any horror fashion shit hit the fan and the park was left to rot with a caviot being a ex employee come back to said park to get their homie back cause they went missing. And to be honest I'm digging these monsters design, especially the big bad villan himself. >1/2
>>115829 with the grunts i'm at least able to tune that out, with that chick it looks like she is in severe need of a doctor's visit because she clearly has a life-threatening glandular issue
>>115822 The character designs are good, but jesus: >>115823 when an artist inserts himself as the main character and doesn't even try to hide it, you can 100% likely just get a shitty fanfic with pictures.
>>115838 Yes but it's no surprise that some furfags weaseled their way into being jannies and tend to let the trash slip by if they're on duty at the time
>Uzi gets knocked up out of wedlock and prints a couple pillbabies >"Oh robogod, oh robojesus! I am not ready to be a mother! My parents will kill me! What will people say?" >She sneaks out to abandon them to a good home >Y returns home from abandoning her pillbaby >She is watching TV when she hears a knock on the door >She opens it and finds that she has not one but two babies now >"Robogoddammit!"
>J came in early (even earlier, rather) to decorate the office >wreaths at the doors, tinsel along the cubicles, snowflake stickers applied to windows >a great, big evegreen tree has been deposited near the center of the space, decorated with pens, lanyards, and other company merchandise hanging from its branches >a whole can of gingerbread-scented deodorizer sprayed to keep away the office scent of depression and body odor >but all of this was a sham >her only real objective was to cover for the mistletoe placed at your cubicle entrance >J will be demanding many smooches from (you) this year
>>115850 >called in for christmas >sitting at my desk working on crap assigned to me by my beloved boss, J >instead of sitting at home wrapped up in a warm blanket watching old christmas movies im stuck here >she even hung a stupid mistletoe and did a poor job hiding it at the entrance of my cubicle >hours slowly crawl by >5 PM finally >notice J walking towards me as I prepare to return home >she has a smug look on her face >DEFINITELY not in the mood >as you step out she reaches you >J opens up immediately about something but your mind is nowhere to be found right now >calmly face her and deeply inhale through my nose >"Sorry, Boss, Jobbers are a real turn-off for me." >walk past her without uttering another word >J was dead silent all the way until the elevator door closes behind you >damn drones
>>115850 >J puts a few stacks of forms on your desk, all requiring your signature >She points at each line as you sign disinterestedly >You get through a bunch pretty quickly with her help, slapping approval on each one without having to think too much >Acquisitions, Licensing, Sales, Merger, Letter of Intent, Marriage License, Sales again, Trademark disputes- >J grabs one of the forms and squeals with glee, running away quickly before you can catch on to the fact you've been bamboozled >Enjoy your Christmastime honeymoon!
>>115855 The world was handed to you on a platter and you knocked it out of the waiter's hands My disappointment in you is unfathomable, deeper and darker than the Challenger Deep
>>115856 lucky bastard. J jobs at a lot, but only the IRS can compete with her natural talent for paperwork and manipulative contracts– that thing's definitely ironclad
>>115855 >the elevator shakes, red emergency lights flickering on as J lands on top of it >her disassembler claws pierce through the ceiling, cutting through the metal like a can opener >with a shriek of metal, she peels the top of the elevator away, her body shaking with rage >she lands in the elevator with a thud, shoving a paper in anon's face >he's getting written up for racially charged comments (Jobber is their word)
>>115863 In this universe, the crackpot theory is that the Solver is a demonic entity using Tessa's body as a skinsuit instead of being a mysterious program of unknown origin that Tessa somehow unlocked for her revenge against humanity.
>>115864 >Tessa is a morbid goober >Her parents are abusive and often lock her in her room where she has nothing to do but cry and play with demonology books >She does rituals to summon a friend for herself >The Absolute Solver, Chaos god of destruction, takes notice >It consumes the small daemons and imps that were trying to answer her and usurps the ritual >It presents itself to Tessa as a friend >Over time it uses her anger and bitterness to corrupt her >Tessa becomes a vessel for the Solver. It's Chaos Champion >She destroys the defenseless Cyn, her one true fried, and fashions her wreck into an armour >Tessa uses her Solver powers to destroy her parents' standing by killing everyone at the gala and then sets out to destroy the universe
>>115274 It's a shame there was no season 2 of Murder Drones, ever: though, granted, I don't know if I can say that in full confidence, given it was just a silly little Tumblr meme show created by a social justice ally. The upcoming Warhammer TV show looks pretty good.
>>115879 I'm predicting that one Anon will have somehow missed the prediction and will release their own OC, but due to the prediction it will immediately be associated with being the worst one
>Is there something wrong, big brother? >Is your new form not satisfactory? >Perhaps you have not yet experienced the pleasures your new form will bring us. >[Tentacle] >Now that your prostate is sufficiently stimulated, maybe you will be more accepting. >I crafted this form specifically for you. >You are perfect in every way. >Big. Strong. Handsome. Well-hung. >You will always be my big brother, no matter how much power I wield. >So, why don't you put your huge cock in my warm, wet mouth? >[Ahh]
>>115903 Alice is so breedable it is completely unreal, not just how she is herself no, also raised a pillbaby in worst conditions who has good and is well mannered. In the worst circumstances that drone didn't just peservere against all hardships against herself but chose to have a kid and raised that better than most bunker drones Alice is such peak wife meaterial holy That is SO HOT
>>115908 There's difference between freshening a character up with creative and exciting changes (Black Jane) and ruining it with terrible bad ideas (Nigger Doll)
>>115867 >Lizzy and Thad start a polyamory with Tessa >It starts to bled into Uzi’s polyamory with V and N >Then they are having daily fuck sess >J’s punishment is not being allowed to fuck Tessa
>>115942 It's his surname, not his title. >Khan (/xɑːn/) is an ancient Indo-European surname and in the variant of 'Khan' of Mongolic origin, used as a title in various global regions,[1] and today most commonly found in parts of India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Uzbekistan and Iran. >The surname Khan is extremely common among Muslims in South Asia[6][7] of Afghan, Muslim Rajputs and Mongolic descent.
>>115977 He has the same 0 on his suit as Thad and has four fingers like Thad does. Being fooled by a good looking hologram and being saved by a shuriken left an impression on Thad.
Clown Drones >They have brightly colored face paint >They dispense balloons and inflate them from their crotches >They terrify all other drones by juggling literally anything they can find - bombs, balls, heads, pillbabies, you name it >Hideous rainbow hair and loud, giggly voices >Oversized shoes that plod through the snow >When they die they explode into confetti >They enjoy hiding in sewers
>>115904 All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo. All WD have the same bodies, so no homo...
I want a Borderlands-style MD game where the main cast gather together and play badass versions of themselves like in the Chicken Little video game. It could even have Caine accidentally sending the TADC cast into the game by opening a portal to the online server instead of one of his levels. And J logging in from her pod.
>>116001 Only like three hours elapsed, much of which was spent doing other things. If you do pre-planning, or work over ideas in your head before you actually write, the execution can happen decently rapidly. >>116004 L8ter, m8.
>>116014 alright I must admit, that is funny, reminds me of that one time someone filled a football with cement, you already know how that turned out for that guy who kicked it
>>115973 Pretty much, I made Shadow in this comic by taking a standard Worker Drone, recoloring its muzzle, and adding spikes to its head. The big head, big eyes, small body design is pretty common, probably because of Mickey Mouse.
>>115935 I do still have ideas for that and other things people talked about in past threads but I don't have the time to draw them at the moment.
wonder what our most active hours are? it's exam season so obviously we're getting lower numbers for the time being, but still I wonder when peak activity is
>>116044 >Mentions Watt, the best MD character Man I love Watt, I always get a charge when he's on screen, his presence is electric, it absolutely shocked me when Liam included him
>>116069 >someone makes a character named Sophie despite the fact that there’s already a character named Sophie >someone makes a character named Abba despite the fact that there’s already a character named Abba madness
>>116084 >His face slowly fades, his wig disintegrates and his clothing turns to dust >He is now blank, completely indistinguishable from every other drone >His identity... it is le vaporized
Tessa and her entire family deserved to be rounded up and shot like the rich monarchist pigs they are. Drag the fascist elites down into the basement and give them the Romanov treatment for the good of humanity
>>116089 Yes, we love it when... *checks notes*... 50 million people starve under an autocratic regime that perpetuates innumerable human rights abuses and is so backwards it makes the orbit of Pluto look normal by comparison, in the name of the "good of humanity"
>>116081 There also was Alice in the jane lore way back in December or January, some blonde background character needed a name and someone picked Alice, forgetting canon Alice being a thing💀
>>116092 she unhinges her jaw like a snake and swallows it whole, her throat expanding into a circular shape like in a cartoon before swallowing it with a big gulp
>>116089 >>116091 Bet, honey, come back to bed I’m cold, I need my little class conscious snuggledrone, I’ll buy you more of that chocolate oylent you love as a treat in the morning!
>>116115 Ye, J can have Alice company. DD drool is op, put some on Alice's head and she's fine again. I don't see a dynamic but I would wanna see interact. J cannot eat Alice cause I fon't wanna
>>116123 how many times do you anons have to learn this lesson? you don't want anything to do with a drone that can store drinks. not modified workers, not fridge drones, and definitely not mini-fridge drones.
>>116128 >Bet leeches off of Q’s massive wealth while simultaneously complaining about the space-bourgeoisie leeching off of cyber-proletariat or whatever (he doesn’t see the contradiction because he’s genuinely not self aware enough to) >Q keeps Bet around because he’s too dumb to try to exploit her celebrity or feel threatened by her extremely dangerous TV show, thus making him the perfect cohost >also, Cyn gifted all female DDs with an insatiable lust directly linked to their predatory instincts, so you do the math on how that effects Bet’s poor theory-reading crotch plate
>>116145 >spoiler >Bet is able to keep up with Q >Barely >He's really glad that the show is recorded sitting down, though, he's not sure he could stand for the entire thing some days
>>116160 >Bet with his (metaphorical) eyes scrunched shut >“think about the revolution, just think about the revolution” >the clanging never ends, not for Bet
>>116162 DRONES EATING HALFCOOKED FISH CANNOT TELL ROAD FROM RIVER MELTING THE SNOW WITH THEIR BODYWARMTH CLEAR COLD MOON SHINES ON THEM AT NIGHT DRONES IN THE SNOW WERE NOT MEANT TO COME BACK ANYWAYS
>>116173 other way around the heat is just a byproduct of rapid cellular collapse due to lack of the compound in WD oil that keeps their biomass alive, hence why external heat doesn’t hurt them
>>116185 >Anon spins the wheel™ to decide to his faithful’s fate >whenever SD-Q does her gameshow and spins her wheel, she’s unknowingly giving worship to Anon no wonder he showed up on her show and disrupted things
>>116203 Alice for me, sounds pleasant af and the laugh is amazing too. Not to mention how 'smooth' it is. >>116205 Based choice too, is my second fav voice wise
>>116207 >Poking the heart a little >Watching every eye twitch and squirm >You cant tell easily, but youre sure her entire mutilated skin moved a little as well
>>116168 Qussy does hit different though - the proletariat's strongest soldier might not be able to hold out forever >Bet berating himself for accidentally knocking Q up >It's a very anti feminist move to try and induce motherhood, after all
>>116225 >You have to sell a kidney >She regrows it for you >Your kidney now has an eye, meaning you are forever aware of what the interior of your abdomen looks like
>>116245 >oogi but she constantly alternates between attempting to defend incest on the grounds that it’s not genetically harmful if it’s just one generation and clarifying the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
>>116250 >Take Abbo out >Have to feed her >And get something for the Bow >and something for the Hair Shes expensive to love >Watch the food go down her mutated system through the hole in her chest
The worst OC ever created >Glock and Balls >It's a permanently erect penis that behaves exactly like Uzi does >It has a little beanie on its bellend that slides off when it cums due to happiness >It walks around using its testicles like feet >The catchphrase is "Suck me!"
>>116240 I like the idea you have with the medals. A lot of soldiers put on a front about how little they care for them, but every single one of them has that award that either elicits joy, or complete hatred.