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Hello Friends!
You know why I'm doing this, to talk about Drones, so let's talk about Drones.
The delightful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of the various OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114309
>"sorry Uzi, but I've gotta win that charity twerk-off somehow!"
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potato chip
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FUCK YOU!
>gives your autistic eldritch abomination casual attire
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>>114314
Cyn, please, microwave your Pringles all you like, but you don't have to do it one at a time!
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RAPE Uzi
RAPE V
RAPE N
RAPE J
RAPE Cyn
RAPE Tessa
RAPE Lizzy
RAPE Thad
RAPE everyone else
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>>114316
I kind of wish we go at least a little insight into what the real Cyn was like before getting bodysnatched. She clearly seems scared shitless when we see her boot up for the first time at the beginning of Episode 5. She was also a victim, in the end.
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>>114317
already gave a suggestion, hope he gets a few more
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>>114320
yeah I never buy the whole "there was never a real Cyn she was the solver as soon as Tessa found her" spiel
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>>114319
>Dr. Ones' to-do list
>He grips it tightly in one hand while pulling down his zipper with the other
>Liam Vickers weeps as the old man hobbles into the pilot episode, ready to get it super age restricted
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>>113659
Hello, if you are still amogus, anything you want specicic focus on when I'm gonna continue work on that? Colouring or lines, should I use the blackstreaks? Tho they sometimes melt with the screen if I mess up a separationline, which would technically be accurate but look weird, should i?
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>>114321
He wasn't asking for voice clips...
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>>114321
Donated to the lgtb community, hope thex find a cure
Seemed funny cause similiar you know
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>>114328
Drake - Embarrassing 💅
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Y if you are a proper Prussian then get up and defend the German border from the incoming Syrians you hear me!
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Anyone else go visit their wagie drone girlfriend during her work hours at JCJacys, go into the dressing room and clang the living daylights out of her, kiss her and then leave her dazed, aroused, and a bit irritated to finish her shift?
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I need this image as a gif where N claps his cheeks together
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>>114306
Why do you think V was so completely apathetic when with Alice? She was frightened like the others in the hallway, but had zero reaction to incoming decapitation, why is that?
Or was her presence just forgotten with exception of two reaction shots?
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I wanna rub a drone's warm tummy
preferably Alice's
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114338
sounds like kind of a dick move tbh, have you ever considered her feelings?
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>>114342
YE
Just look how sleek and fit she is!🧡🤍🖤
Alice tummy and the mechanisms in there, hmmm very cute
One needs to keep in mind however how oily she'd make you and everything around since Alice's gown is covered in oil, just hope sge won't get embarassed by it. God actually being close with Alice, maybe an arm around her or flat out touch her smooth black front, that's nice
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I can't believe Jane and B irresponsibly got Dr.Ones pregnant before they left to fight in the war, smh
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And that jump is pretty deerlike with her arms and legs are stretched🦌
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>>114340
I don't know to be honest, a few theories pop in my head, I should rewatch everything, but as of now. I think that she tried to keep her head cooled, since panicking wouldn't do much, or she probably expected something go wrong and for them to be liberated somehow, since Tessa/Cyn was there too, or she expected Alice to commit a mistake and capitalize on it.
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>>114346
taking Alice somewhere safe and warm and giving her a long overdue bath
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guys hear me out: drones with clear chassis
or at least clear tummies so you can get a peek
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>>114350
>She insists you get in with her, pretending to be "scared" of the water
>Hence, you're roped into taking a bubble bath with Alice
>She seems a bit more handsy than usual too...
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>>114352
A peek at the babby you put in the drone?
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>>114354
I mean seeing the robowomb is also part of the appeal but I just thought it'd be neat and kinda hot
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>>114349
Makes sense, back then I believed it was due to her being done with everything (due to the interpretation of 6's ebd as her suicide attempt), but keeping a lowprofile since she is a DD at Alice's mercy fits too. Who knows, maybe Alice and V did interact already before Uzi woke up, V was wide awake and didn't seem scared or nervous/confused(what you'd expect), wonder how that could have gone, after all Alice did for some reason leave V unharmed.
V's silence can be rationalized, but I'm still not over how Uzi's arrogance and impusliveness fucked everything up. Had N been in the same room everything would have been better, he wouldn't have been silent, I feel as if his attitude would have worked well enough, he's still avDD but with Uzi (whobAlice wasn't hostile to initially) around it could have worked out.
If you look at it they should have been allies anyways, episode 1 Uzi would have been a fan of Alice's work (I don't get how she straight up ignored the idk how many DD cores collected by one WD), total shame they did not even give Alice a chance or try negotiate (asking questions and beging for mercy AFTER having bitten her finger off with zero possible gain is a retarded strategy)
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>>114353
Cuddling warm Alice after drying off, watching something or just talking in bed or at a fireplace inside, at night, snow outside
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/co/ threads are going insane
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>>114364
she has a point. the reddit is much better moderated so troublemakers get kicked out instead of given a platform. really the only thing MD imageboard threads have going for them is the porn.
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>>114366
read:
>really the only thing MD imageboard threads have going for them is the porn.
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Haven't checked this board in a while, how is it doing?
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114370
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>>114370
Fine, we are gonna break 145k before new years, currently some dramafagging and attentionwhoring going on but you can just hide those
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>>114375
Soon.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114377
they left?
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Martha and Louisa, cougars on the hunt looking to get frisky with young guys in their early 20s'
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>>114378
Doomfags are forgetting exam season in the US, fenamon mentioned something extremely difficult currently/in the next weeks, that's likely explanation for her silence, Vicious did post a week ago that she'll be gone fir a few days too. Many more such cases.
By Christmas they will all be back
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>>114387
yeah these dubs
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>>114324
I believe what we see from her little interaction with N in flashbacks is the "real" her, even if the Cyn personality is gone we've seen that the Solver consistently does a good enough impression of it's assimilated victims to fool most other Drones most all of the time.
She's shy, likes the frilly formal events the Elliots hold, likes N, dislikes J.
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how do you think J's doing out in the frozen wastes?
all alone in her wreck of a ship. nowhere to go even if she fixes it.
only her thoughts for company. I bet she's doing a lot of thinking.
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>>114381
Sorry the file is big
https://www.deviantart.com/thenachowithshame/art/Murder-Drones-Getting-a-handful-1116024170
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Tf2 scout is fucking J right now
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>>114395
From what we know, and I'm repeating stuff I have read from other anons, she had important things to do and will basically make it hard for her to be on the threads, she will probably be back in a few weeks at most.
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>>114406
I'm almost sure it was not, but anyway, at the end is the same, the femanon probably will be back in a few weeks
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>>114380
All young mens get their ball dry by the cougar sisters
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114412
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i still don't know what those collar things do
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>threads are growing terribly parasocial about a few notable drawfags not being around as much
If anything, this is your sign to make something
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>>114416
the things yeva and nori wear that uzi starts wearing
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>>114418
I'm guessing it's so anyone at the facility who doesn't directly work with them has a way to identify them among regular worker drones (I assume they had a few to help run the facility)
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>>114417
>U-U showing anon the family guy holos they torrented from the internet
>both drones are infected with malware and are bedridden, so anon has to take care of them
U- and -U get to experience the insertion of a rectal thermometer twice
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>Someone with a normal job and a little community support is making a fully functioning Cyn
>Artificial gestation is actually being researched and is no longer fully science-fiction
We'll have our robowives soon.
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>>114423
you're more optimistic than me, anon. if we do get robowives in our lifetimes then they'll be simplistic and used to monitor us
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>>114418
It's for when they deep throat you and it snaps in the process
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>>114427
can you honestly tell me you don't think the government or corpos would use your robowaifu for sinister purposes?
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what do you think soldiers called DDs during the solver war?
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>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: Pre-Episode 1 Uzi is currently screaming at finals
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>>114429
Probably something super campy like 'death angels'
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>Season 2
>Alice returns with the Absolute Solver
>Plots to kill Uzi to free herself from the Solver and as revenge for Beau's death
>Forms her own army by becoming admin of the oven cores and Uzi's dead classmates
>Emily and Unnamed Maid Drone are her most loyal DDs
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>>114428
They already have my name, address, bank details, IP, medical information, height, weight, and everything else under the sun. What would knowing my wiener size change?
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>>114434
They could post it on the internet to demoralize you
Do you have any Oreos?
>>114429
During a war scenario, giving enemies complex names would make communication difficult. Professionally they'd still be called "Murder Drones" or something similar, but on the field they could be simply called "the bots"
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>spontaneously generates in your path
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>>114441
>oogi tries to romance an oblivious human male with a mating dance
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>>114441
HλLF-LIFE - Weapon Spawn Sound
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114442
would an oogi be exploded into an oily mess when kicked or is it more solid like a football
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>>114445
Whichever is more amusing at the time.
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Well done, anons, you have again written so many replies that it would take me 3 hours to read them all.
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
FUCK YOU!
>Stuffs (You)r Mini-Drone Into My Mouth And Runs Away
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>>114461
>anon seconds later:
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>>114377
Boo, faggot
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OC Themes! [Christmas/Winter Edition]
>John
PilotRedSun - Grinch's Ultimatum OST (edit)
>T.A.M.M.F.K
The Palace Of Ice Crystals - Holiday Party | Club Penguin OST
>MG
Barenaked Ladies - I Have A Little Dreidel (Official Audio)
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>>114463
TECHNICALLY, this isn't NSFW. Since it's a lore accurate drone body.
Anyway...
ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO ELF SEXO
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>>114463
THE VICIOUS IS REAL
now who else is considered dead or haven't posted in some time, which translates to forever to a bunch of you cooped up fucks
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Emily deserved better. Wish there was more of her.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114467
But is it true?
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>>114463
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I can't believe that just 2 weeks after episode 8, N spontaneously suffered 900 Core-attacks and combusted
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Switch fled to the island of Taiwan with the Kuomintang when the CCP took over China then moved to Hong Kong a few years later
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What if Uzi was a big, what bug species would she be?
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
It's more economically feasible for us to make mini drones.
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>>114465
I know basically nothing about Harper but based on what I've heard maybe this:
Cold Blows the Wind
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>>114476
Switch is still a dirty chink no matter what switchanon says
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>>114478
How long before we get a video of an Anon sitting on their unfortunate Mini-Drone slave-gf?
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What if Cyn was smaller than Uzi?
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>>114484
You just reminded me of there being a green where a femanon, not related to izz or vicious, just genderbent anon, sat on her drone bf's face and accidentally his screen but he just gave her a thumbs up.
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Warning there's a humie behind this spoiler
>based this doodle of how this artist drew cyn. I find it cute
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>>114490
Why does this artstyle remind me of the Anthology of the Killer?
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>>114490
>Humie
Oogi confirmed. But also, she looks more like a dog in my opinion, still good art
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I love you!
>Duplicates (You)r Drone
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>>114485
Impossible, no drone could ever be smaller than Uzi
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Fuck you!
>Takes the duplicate of (You)r drone away!
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>>114411
Are their ovaries still good enough to get pregnant?
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>>114503
doesn't she have a love who died that she's always mourning?
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>>114174
Pocket uploaded some more great stuff - the day started off well.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114511
>I, J AM NOW YOUR LEADER!
>DISASSEMBLY DRONES, FOLLOW ME!
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I will slap you to death. Fug u
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Doll's kisses...
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The truth is out there!
explain to me the JxN ship
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>>114516
I'm sure to kiss her each and every morning, day, and night! She deserves endless love
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I have received reliable information that HoDR affiliated number drones have been paying contentfags to make human x drone greens and art. I intend to release this information and reveal this deception.
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Weird question, has anyone shown the thread to their friends?
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>>114523
interesting way to kill yourself anon, hope they make it quick for your sake
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>>114357
I too noticed that Writefriend hasn't uploaded anything on Booru in a month.
Hope Writefriend and Izz are doing well and will be back to us soon.
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Can Intoner use her sound equipment to command humans and drones like how the Bene Geserret uses the Voice?
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I want to snuggle up to a warm, cuddly drone and listen to the rain while we both drift off into a restful sleep.
a man can dream...
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>>114387
Russian dubbing is good. Doll speak in English:)
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>>114531
Is it the same VA as in the English version, since she's bilingual and all?
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>Write greens about OCs
I don't know shit about the characters
>Read the wiki
There's no wiki pages for popular characters like Sophie
>Fill in the wiki
I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE CHARACTERS
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I love Tessa aunt
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ywn
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threads went downhill quick once blenderanon stopped working on akita and putting her in lewd poses
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>>114433
>Solver Alice encounters Lizzy and Thad
>Recounts to them the story of how she fell in love with a drone at CFL
>They had triplets together before she went crazy
>The CFL explosion separated them, sending him and two of the pillbabies to the surface
>That drone is the Teacher and the pillbabies are Thad and Lizzy
>Alice is their mother
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>>114541
If there was a POV kiss image of her, there would be no war in the threads.
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We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114443
What would even happen if an oogi shows interest in a human than an enn? Would that oogi need to seek help?
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114544
Yes because that's mental illness
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>>114545
>Not just for the oogi if their feelings are reciprocated.
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>>114541
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>>114514
Harper, I know you won't. Now let's go pick up Sophie from daycare, we promised to take her to the movies.
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>>114535
Man, this artist has a cute style that can also be creepy.
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>>114541
when I made that image I really didn't think of it as that lewd but looking back.. oops-
Anyway I've been sick! so I haven't really felt like working on Akita too much. the eye's were just something that was bothering me too much :P
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>>114548
>You'll never see Elf's ears wiggle happily when she sees you
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Image:173373319518.png(396kB, 1756x2140)elf (original character) drawn by w-anon - f5ff9a271e352a0c3421c0afddd97300.png
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>>114558
it's too late, old man, this depiction of her has permanently altered her WD self
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>>114562
They come in peace!
>>114443
Reminds me of that one green text where the oogi was trying to seduce a human.
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How would Harper react if Sophie got under the Phoenix program and became a sentinel drone?
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114422
>Anon doesn't understand why they tried to run cracked Photoshop on their systems
>They can't even USE cracked Photoshop
>Or maybe they just wanted him to take care of them
>And stick stuff into their rears
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>>114463
This is cool and all, but when do we get Elf snuggling with Anon? Asking for myself
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>>114538
>Sophie
Sophie's character is that she's a whore, Toby is a miserable alcoholic, Abbas has some demons figuratively and literally, and Jamie is frustrated that everyone keeps making new messes
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
Do you think any of the characters own merch of themselves? Maybe a little J bobblehead she puts on her desk or something?
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>>114575
Sophie use to be innocent character until she just become a whore who have all STD of the Galaxy, but at least abbas is still cool
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When stepdadanon and Martha have tea time together you think Martha put her "love nectar" into the tea?
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>>114578
>J has a tiny J bobblehead and a mug that says "Best Corporate Enforcer in the Universe"
>They keep her company in the landing pod
>They're her only company at this point, honestly
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>>114531
Yes! Russian Alice is something else, especially the knife scene
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>>114542
Kino
Besides that scenario, interaction of Alice with Lizzy and or Thad would be very strange
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Your favorite anon spontaneously combusted, sorry
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>>114585
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>>114582
Imagine drinking Louisa and Martha "love nectar tea" together
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Which character gets this reaction from (you)?
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>>114588
A fellow writefag with great writing talent tempered by commitment issues 😳
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>>114591
>Blight.png
I'll need more details than that, anon.
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>J, despite all the times she's died and/or been killed, has wanted nothing more than the opportunity to actually STAY dead
>J thought that successfully carrying out Cyn's plans would be her ticket to 'freedom', but unfortunately that fell through with Cyn's "defeat"
>J briefly considered trying her luck with self-termination, only to realize that her 'soul' would simply end up back in the NEW host's (Uzi's) proverbial hands rather than the oblivion she desperately craves
>Thus J hatched her current (and ideally final) plan: Rebuild a working Pod to escape Copper-9, flee as deep into space as possible and hope that she can get far enough away from The Solver's influence for her 'soul' to be lost forevermore
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>>114594
I wonder if she'd still be suicidal now that she doesn't have someone pulling her strings. depressed, absolutely– but suicidal?
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>>114597
No, no, you are dead, all contentfags are, sadly, every single one of them died at the content factory 9 of December 2024, at 3:00 PM EST time
Replies:>>114604
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Hey, I left my solver burger sitting here and it's gone now and Cyn says she doesn't know what happened to it
Did one of you freaks take it?
Replies:>>114606
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>>114604
No, the cams show a shambling green guy in a suit scooping the burger into his mouth in one go like a large bipedal swine
Or at least that's what Cyn told me, she already checked for me
Replies:>>114609
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>>114599
It's entirely fringe headcanon but I like to imagine that J's inability to protect Tessa at the gala (combined with the eventual realization that Tessa is 100% dead and gone despite whatever false promises Cyn/Solver might have fed her) has absolutely ruined her will to live. Essentially, Cyn will only allow J to "retire" when their job of consuming the universe is done
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what happens if you steal uzi's beanie
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>>114548
Holly spent tens of trillions of dollars to scientifically design and create the cutest drone of all time.
And the result was Elf.
Replies:>>114621
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114611
You accidentally autocorrected from "L"
Perfectly understandable mistake
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Why is everything always getting worse.
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IRS drones are cute, but what would their uniforms even look like?
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>>114618
Well it obviously needs to be something different, duh
Replies:>>114622
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>>114617
the usual sort of thing office ladies wear but with a bit of evil flair. similar to what J wears but less military uniform-esque
Replies:>>114625
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>>114620
Guess I'll have to deep dive in my archives of Japanese manga with office ladies
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>>114621
Well, then what you said was WRONG
I was prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt, but now I'm sentencing you to THE MINES
Replies:>>114627
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Hey guys, I ordered an Elf from the Elf Storage unit all for my elfish purposes but I've been told it accidentally got shipped to a guy named Henry, what do I do?
Do you think he'll forward her on to me?
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>>114626
I don't know how to tell you this man, but you should probably fill out an insurance claim and just order a new one. She's GOOOOONE.
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>>114610
Her beanie regenerates after a day and the one you stole from her disappears.
Replies:>>114635
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>>114626
She belongs to Henry now.
Next time go to the Elf store yourself to get one instead of relying on shipping. Don't let them tell you that they're sold out either, you can often find invisible Elfs hidden in the corners of the store where the employees don't check.
The truth is out there!
>>114594
>it doesn't work
>she wakes up in Uzi's mind palace
>"Bloody Nora, J, is that you?!"
>Tessa-the real Tessa-tackleglomps J
>but J is so blackpilled and hopeless that she thinks this is the Solver fucking with her again
>she even suspects Uzi getting involved and proving it's Tessa is the Solver fucking with her again
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>>114631
>spoiler
I'm sure Tessa would be able to get through to her
...probably...
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>>114630
>Go to the Elf Checkout with your invisible Elf drone
>Leave
>As you leave it turns out you actually grabbed a fucking Gnome (commonly confused with Elf but of a vastly inferior quality)
>Try to return it but there is a "no returns policy"
Replies:>>114644
Do you have any Oreos?
>>114635
This is why you bring a UV light with you. For whatever reason the inferior cloaking device of the gnomes will fail under UV light, while it does nothing to the Elfs.
But you didn't hear this from me.
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Which OCs would agree to TDD (Total Disassembler Death)?
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>>114631
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>>114635
well of course it isn't an elf
its gnot a gnoblin, its gnot a gnelf, it's a GNOME, and you've been GNOMED
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We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114637
The store has a "no UV lamps, EMPs, or other chicanery" police too, I guess that's how they scam people
Definitely going to be calling the Better Business Bureau about this
>>114638
I was saving my kiss chastity for an Elf, not a Gnome, I don't want a Gnome
>>114642
You suck, I hope you get Goblined or Gnomed and see how (you) like it
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
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>Time: 6am
>Work: off for today
>Toddler: Away for the day
>Meds: Taken
Its fucking mech time baby.
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>>114645
>Remember: you are what gives wagie drones hope!
>That a strong, financially independent Anon will come buy out their contract and whisk them away from this awful place!
>Do it! Do it now, and have many children!
- Dronezo Abe
Replies:>>114660
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>>114641
How problematic would these three be in the PGE when DDs are being integrated?
Aaaaaack!
Are P, G, and MG technically in a squad if they basically hang around each other at the shop all day?
It's not like they have many (or any) other friends, after all, plus they're all moneyhungry
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Starting work on the pilot design
Kinda wanted to incorporate a gasmask into the design to allign with the fact all the humans/jcj Employees we see in the show wears some sort of mask, so ofc a pilot would probably wear something simmaler.
Though i might make it something a bit more advanced next draft, still unsure if i should go more towards an actual pilot suit or something more towards titanfall in terms of look
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>>114283
update: so there are some new factors to consider.
>Pros:
-she doesn't charge me for rides anymore
-she's fun to be around and talk to
-she's got good taste in music
-I almost always get where I'm going lightning fast
>Cons:
-she drives like a maniac
-she's frequently drunk
-the cars are definitely stolen (and full of empties)
-she occasionally stops at a seemingly random building, walks in, and comes out 15 or so minutes later tired and covered in oil apologizing for the wait.
about that last one she won't tell me what she's doing but I gave her benefit of the doubt cuz I thought maybe she was a mechanic. I don't think there were any cars inside the office building she stopped at last time, though.
so uh. what do?
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Today I will consume the aussie animal because I love the aussie sheila.
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>>114654
Carry a pair of handcuffs with you everywhere and keep a low profile
Worst case scenario, if she gets pulled over, you slap those suckers on and plead you're an innocent victim
Best case scenario, the handcuffs get used in a very different context
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114639
Harper and every others SD, John, Jane and really many characters
,
I just now realized that at least half of the characters and OC's would like to destroy all the disassembly drones.
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>>114648
Considering how they're still bloodsuckers and keep murdering people out of habit? Not very. Lot of people are thinking it, but aren't willing to tell the vampires "You have basically no self-control and I'm still scared shitless of you".
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>>114654
Maybe you should just ask her out already Anon, gee whiz. It's pretty clear she's the most interesting thing to happen to you in a long time.
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>>114653
>Another solver shit happens, and indescribable horror looms over the remnants of humanity
>Pilot: "God, why do you hate us?"
>Mech-drone: "Henry will be inside me again soon:3"
I so love this contrast between the mech-drone, who seems so happy, and the pilot, who has not a face but literally a picture of a thousand yard stare.
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>>114660
>Lot of people are thinking it, but aren't willing to tell the vampires "You have basically no self-control and I'm still scared shitless of you".
Wouldn't this only be the case with drones or humans that aren't from Outpost-3? Everyone else wouldn't even bat an eye if Switch, T, the Sentinels and Grunt drones or anyone who has the guts, killed a disassembler or two?
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>>114653
looking good, also kek at the visor.
you mentioning the masked employees makes me wanna draw Dr. Ridley
Replies:>>114670
They come in peace!
>>114664
>Mech drone won't let you out of its cockpit because it feels good to it that you stay inside it
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114666
That's what I was getting at. Everyone's walking on eggshells around the vamps and are secretly relieved when someone is brave enough to stuff one back into their admin's mind palace.
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>>114671
If one of those goofballs tries to kill my DD wife I'm going to blast them, stuff them, and mount them on the wall as a trophy
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>>114672
Your wife is killing innocents, she's going to die. I don't think anyone would have any regrets she died.
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>>114672
Your wife would be fine. DDs can't permadie even if they want to.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114676
>>114673
I haven't heard any complaints from anyone else, she's a bubbly little ray of sunshine
>>114675
I don't want her to die at all man
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>>114672
Don't worry, traitorous scum, we're exterminating you along with these abominations.
Die together, romanticism.
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>post-timeskip, Uzi has grown jaded about the robo-vampires she's in charge of between the finale and Now
>her feelings about them, with a few exceptions, has soured into "I'm not gonna respawn you because you won't learn anything if I do"
Family Guy - Peter making a Water Slide
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>>114679
You're just the next evolution of the UN
I fritzed those blue helmets till I had a stack of them and I'll do the same to you too
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>>114681
Don't worry, we've already found you, traitor, you're too loud for a regular janitor at 7/11.
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>>114683
Nice try, but I don't work at a 7/11 - I use VPNs that route through the phones of random people
So that's probably some hapless poorfag you're about to shoot, jsyk
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>>114684
You mean that free VPN? If your days weren't numbered, I'd recommend you change it: it collects your contact info, so we have literally your entire internet history.
Including your browser history. That's disgusting.
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>>114685
I would strongly prefer ice cold lemonade though! Curses!
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>>114686
Hey, look, I don't need to explain my search history to you
Also, you may have my contact info, but guess what? It's all outdated! Completely useless to find me.
And not only that, but by opening my search history on your phone, you have now implicated yourself - how's your supervisor going to react when he sees things like "DD warranty voided in shower" or "bitchy office drone correction" in your search history?
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>>114655(me)
Kangaroo meat tasted kinda bad. It needed some lemon sauce. Ostrich meat tasted like a mix of pork and large hunting fish with a strong hint of paté. It looks like a bird but it doesn't taste like one. Aussie animals are funny inside and out.
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>>114672
> your killer gf can't kill my killer gf, only mine is allowed
hypocrite
you get what you give
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>>114682
I remember this meme, but I don't understand where it came from.
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>>114692
No, I'm allowed to be a hypocrite. My wife has never hurt anyone (and if she has then they probably deserved it).
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>>114693
This is exactly the kind of prejudice we need to be working against as a society
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I heard the HoDR government was offering tax credits if you had three or more kids with your drone, is that still true?
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>>114693
They only disappear if Uzi decides they need a time-out in her mind palace.
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>>114696
>the kind of prejudice we need to be working against as a society
May I remind you who destroyed Earth? Who sacked Proxmia? Who almost destroyed the Epsilon-Eridani and Alpha-Centauri systems?
Disassemblers are built to be pests with no remorse.
Replies:>>114707
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you ever write a decent ways into a green and realize that an earlier, crucial plot point driving the story doesn't make sense?
Replies:>>114724
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>>114690
Yeah we are now reaching the heights of actual titanfall mechs (roughly 20 feet tall), i guess that makes sence in retrospect.
When your trying to fit a dude in a torso thats not shaped like a storage container, scale goes up really fast.
The head is gona look even smaller now, comically small even.
I might be able to shave a few feet of hight off it.
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>>114700
Anon, you can only get normal(?) human kids only from witches and that, far from always so sure pill babys.
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>>114702
Anon, they can't permadie. The best you can do is hope their admin decides not to respawn them until they've learned their lesson.
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>>114701
Stop reading the greens I haven't showed yet
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>>114689
It doesn't matter anymore. We've got your house surrounded. You have nowhere to escape. The hour of reckoning has come.
In the name of the Federation, we will destroy all enemies of humanity.
Replies:>>114716
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>>114708
Check again, fella
I think you'll find that my wife's sharp teeth can be used for more than chomping tards - they're also pretty good at TUNNELING
See you never, Farteration!
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>>114708
Considering we had some crossovers with some media, which human corporation would support the Federation in it's quest to TDD? Weyland-Yuttani? Nanotrasen? Tri-Tachyon?
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114695
> anon making any excuse he can when he finds his friends and family dead after his gf 'got hungy'
> "jokes on you, i never liked them anyway"
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>>114712
>Tri-Tachyon?
Tri-tach would fucking loves drones. You're thinking of The Church of Galactic Redemption or the Path.
Hegemony would officially hate them, but love them secretly behind closed doors.
Replies:>>114717
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>Switch, T, Kat and maybe some SDs and GDs become serial DD killers
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>>114711
FUCK! AGAIN?! AND WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THEM NOW?!
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>>114658
Harper wouldn’t.
She genuinely sympathizes with the DDs and tries to make their deaths painless
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>>114718
>"BOO!"
>The two loaves explode out of sheer fright.
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>>114710
Your mom does it better
Also she is disowning you, said something about you and 'DDiggers'
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>>114712
NT would absolutely lend technical and financial support to the Federation if we're being honest. NT fought a very long, bloody and costly war with the Solver. Everyone at Nanotrasen, including the Corporate Officers to the lowest employee, has lost something to the DDs and the feelings of hatred are still there.
Replies:>>114729
Don't run, we are your friends.
>>114722
Best not to let your DD gf meet your mom for the holidays.
Replies:>>114737
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>>114714
what about player captain from star sector?
Our guy world put alpha core on everything.
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>>114727
I don't think you read or understood the post you're replying to.
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How would HoDR deal with humans who hate disassemblers?
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>>114731
>Fedanon going home to "interrogate" his DD "prisoner"
>She's restrained (cuffed to the bed)
>He uses a variety of "instruments" to "torture" her into confessing her crimes
>Finally, he decides that he will turn her from the Solver, to human purposes, by clanging the evil out of her and giving her children so that she is forced to learn parental responsibility
Do you have any Oreos?
>>114728
>Our guy world put alpha core on everything.
Naturally.
With drones he would finally be able to have a [REDACTED] GF.
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>>114734
I'd love to help but I don't animate. I think I've heard blender's grease pencil function is good for animating, but I couldn't say personally
Replies:>>114762
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Remain calm.
Human Resources endures.
The Federation lives.
Humanity shall endure.
There is much to be done.
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Remember that time when there was giant Drones everywhere, whatever happened to that?
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Replies:>>114748
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114743
she's chubby, but she's not going to eat that much at the Christmas dinner.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114734
Krita
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>>114741
>Emily is having an argument with the teacher
>She says drones were created by Man
>The teacher says drones evolved from dinobots
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>>114744
Not that kind of explode. Just spontaneously in a ball of bit-crushed fire.
Aaaaaack!
>>114749
I don't like you or where you're taking this.
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>>114740
i member the giant DD
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>>114754
big
Replies:>>114766
We come in peace. We come in peace.
> macro
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>>114757
Drones legally aren't considered people so it's fine
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>>114739
Fake news
Human Resources was abolished and the few fools who believe their lies are underground
Embrace HoDR and help create a new humanity
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>>114757
Stop lying
You love fucking male drones
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>>114763
I swear there's going to be a jumpscare in one of these N gifs one day
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>>114764
There was one variant many moons ago that I've yet to see reposted
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>>114758
>Anon pulls out his transform tool and scales the DD down to a more appropriate height
>She is shocked to no longer tower over everything
>She is even more shocked when Anon whisks her back to his house and voids her warranty
They come in peace!
>>114762
> help create a new humanity
It ain't creating shit, it's slow extermination
Replies:>>114774
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114769
He could, but it's more fun to watch her squirm (and using the transform tool on his dick hurts)
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>>114770
be glad its actually animated this time and not a still image inexplicably saved as a gif
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>>114771
choosing to be a coward because it's "more fun" isn't better. now you go out there and fuck that giant robot
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Okay okay, Picture this:
Disassembly drones but they're really BIG.
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>>114774
>Anon sadly hits CTRL+Z, restoring the babe to her original height
>She's still in afterglow from the first round
>He then busts out the transform tool for a second time and uses it on himself before going for round two
>The city is traumatized - both Anon and the DD are sued for public indecency for exposing the population to the horrors of Kaiju screwing
>"I signed up to watch Godzilla x Kong, not GoDDjira x Dong!"
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114775
Because B can get it from Dr. Ones, but Cyn can't - she's the only thing in creation that he becomes flaccid in front of
The truth is out there!
>>114776
>He dosent need to imagine.
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Need Bondrewd Anon to pair with Prushka Drone and Ozen Drone
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>>114776
picture this:
disassembly drones but they're DEAD
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Console Drones
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>>114788
By the time you get close enough to kiss, it’s already too late to leave again
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>>114778
I will the special needs drone.
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>>114776
Do You mean REALLY BIG?
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>>114785
Finding a torn up and broken N in the woods.
Bringing N's remains home.
Spending months figuring out how to put what little bits I can together.
Spending the next 12 years of my life mastering engineering.
Using my vast engineering knowledge to slowly rebuild body of broken N.
Refilling N with oil after spending exhaustive amount of time repairing him.
Watching N's eyes light up for the first time.
Slowly rehabilitating N when he isn't screaming.
Becoming best friends with N.
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How would Alice react to getting some surprise forehead kisses
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>>114799
Before or after spending somethingteen years in a raptor-infested hellpit with no one for company but a mute homunculus?
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>>114801
>Alice throwing a beer bottle at you because you cooked her food wrong
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>>114803
I don't know the ocs well, whoever is wanting her pussy kissed
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>>114805
Jane doesn't wash let alone scrub her hands or let any sort of water on her body, she hasn't bathed in possibly 5 years
Aaaaaack!
>>114807
Replies:>>114826
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114805
To give an actual answer, The girl with the Mistletoe over her pussy is Bonnie, Jane is the other girl.
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>>114808
>>114811
>>114812
>>114814
>Jane finally takes a bath
>Screams like a woman possessed by the Devil
>Eventually comes out squeaky clean.
>But....
>She is no longer a failgirl. She can socialise without being creepy.
>She ditches the cheerleader outfit for some proper winter gear.
>And worst of all
>She becomes a haughty bitch who drinks orange juice and bullies her friends.
Ack ack!
>Dr. Ones
[Music] Robotnik's Theme
>Dredfal Weird how he's technically the first and only Alien OC we have
Otherworldly Foe
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>>114799
>>114800
>pre-core collapse
she'd probably be embarrassed but appreciate the gesture since she likely didn't get a lot of warmth from anyone in CFL. bet she'd draw a nice picture of a deer just for you.
>after years underground
depends on how much of a surprise. if she didn't know you even existed and them you suddenly breached her defenses just to smooch her head she'd probably gut you thinking you were going for her head.
if she captured you and you talked her into undoing your restraints, then gave her a kiss on the forehead I think she'd be taken aback, blushing anger would flash briefly across her face and fade as quickly. her wide eyes would dart about as thoughts raced through her head before meeting your gaze and commanding you, in shaky words, to "dew thayt ageeun"
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>>114818
>Pile of gunk called Ane forms into a Jane-shaped filth golem reminiscent of Doil
Replies:>>114822
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>>114815
>Jane takes a bath
>She dies instantly due to her body being too used to filth
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>>114821
>The filth jumps off her to get away from the water
>It has mutated into its own being, controlled by the mole
>It walks off
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bonnie would be so disappointed to see jane now....
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Cant believed it bro. Chris chan was right, the merging came true
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>>114824
H0ly f00k! Also who is that way cuter girl on the left?
Don't run, we are your friends.
There are now 90 Elfs on the booru.
Only 10 more before we hit critical mass...
Replies:>>114832
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18 foot tall Mech girlfriend
I think i got the scale figured out
Replies:>>114837
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114829
Imagine what it would be like to cuddle with a drone like that.
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>Jane taking a bath be like
Do you have any Oreos?
>>114832
Replies:>>114842
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We need to create a new human OC that lived on Copper-9!
Replies:>>114846
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>>114839
Okay let's name him Mitchell and all the drones love him and he's really well adjusted all things considered.
Replies:>>114949
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>>114819
Cuddling a horribly touchstarved Alice on a cold winter night while giving her smooches and telling her that she's safe now!
We come in peace. We come in peace.
J's dried up robovaries...
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114841
Ligma solver balls
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>>114842
BAH! BOOOORING!!! No one likes icky Male OCs! Anons want to C0000M! We need to make it a GIRL
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>>114844
Spraying wd-40 into J until her robovaries start working again.
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>>114846
Okay let's name him Mitchell and all the drones love him and he's really well adjusted but then Cyn shows up and takes away his pingus.
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>>114825
Its uzi but as a human
We come in peace.
>>114849
Why does human Uzi have a dog nose?
Replies:>>114854
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Where can I learn more about SD-N? He's my favorite OC
Replies:>>114869
Aaaaaack!
>>114849
Impossible! She actually makes me happy and aroused just by looking at her! That is NOT Uzi
Replies:>>114855
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>>114852
Fucking mary sue that even the evil eldritch god loves. Sweet cinnamon roll that murders fucking everyone with a smile but the fanbase still considers "good" because he likes dogs. Complete bullshit oc.
Replies:>>114856
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>>114854
Uzi is way worse, she's basically some kids shitty Sonic OC
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>>114855
Uzi is Nori's oc but Khan wouldn't let her add the wolf ears.
Replies:>>114860
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Replies:>>114880
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every character is a shitty oc to be honest
Replies:>>114871
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We needed more of this. Why didn't we get more of this?
Replies:>>114873
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If Uzi is just like Nori and Khan finds Nori sexy does Khan find Uzi's femcel nature sexy?
Replies:>>114867
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>>114863
Eh, I heard people complaining about the name, that's why I didn't include his military title either
Replies:>>114872
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>>114866
If we changed an OC every time somebody complained then there'd be nothing left except primordial homunculi stripped of everything except the vaguest of mass-appealing '''characterization'''
Replies:>>114887
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114861
More of what?
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>>114867
True, but Dred'fal isn't even a fleshed out OC, technically he's been stuck in the development stage. The guy doesn't even have a greentext to his name
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>>114844
Let’s be honest, she wasn’t gonna use them anyway.
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Canopy companion
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114876
I'm gonna pull the stupid loser down from the railing
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>>114846
I propose... a woman.... with BIIIIG boobs.... and a.... a really PHAT ass... named... hmmmmmmmm.... Anon (forma de mujer)!
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>>114859
>God on His way to strike (you) down for calling His OCs shitty
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randomly remembered this weird period where people wrote Cthulhu Anon as mutating into a giant and made this shame
The truth is out there!
Moth
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What if they had helmets?
Replies:>>114907
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>>114871
just scary/creepy stuff in general like how the original teasers had it be
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>>114881
She got a thigh gap to put drones and AT-STs to shame, hoooooly shit
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>>114884
If only
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>>114817
We already have robots, humans, and eldirtch beings in this fanon, adding aliens would make to whole thing too crowded not to mention aliens were never really acknowledged in the canon show. Even though mankind would likely have encountered alien life when establishing their interplanetary civilization, considering that Copper-9 was habitabe by humans before teh core collapse.
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>>114881
This Oogi will be banished from the hive and possibly sacrificed by the cult for her insolence to the GOD
Replies:>>114926
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>>114891
>"W-WOAH WOAH! Eldritch entities and magic robots I can handle, BUT ALIENS!? Dats it, Master Chief, let's get the fuck outta here."
is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? that's where i draw the line come on master chief
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>>114856
Or the wolf tail, but Uzi got a tail of her own later.
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>>114891
Humans never truly left their galaxy in-univerde from what we've seen so it's totally possible along with the churches that were constructed way before the humans even got on Copper-9, proves that there is some form of intelligent life out there
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>>114872
Dred'fal has all he needs.
>Alien
>General of an alien army
>The next boss after the Solver
Put him in your next greentext, whatever it is. Even if it's comfy U-U farming, have him monitoring the farm from his UFO with great interest.
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>>114891
Counterpoint: aliens are cool and epic
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>>114897
Crop circles in the corn, followed by Anon hallucinating an abduction and waking up to find out it was actually a super elaborate prank by U-U
And then all three actually do get abducted
Replies:>>114918
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>>114883
Ive been considering a big helmet or a "cover" over the top hatch, just havent had and decent ideas im happy with yet.
Main reason the head is still small (normal drone head sized) is because its the same head as >>114876, it can pop its head out, or close the top hatch and tuck in behind the chair.
This alows both the Drone and pilot to use the top hatch, for the pilot it can act as a second entrance in case anything damage the front hatch, or for wanting to exit out the top for any reasion.
The Head/arms it has are technically redundant as it needs neither to function, (core is located elsewhere in the body)
But greatly aids both the pilot and mech in non-combat tasks, such as repairs, rearming, or doing anything the main set of arms are too cumbersome to use with
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>>114903
Wait....December 10th. The day of the prophesied worst OC creation.....EH, probably a coincidence
Replies:>>114910
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>>114904
Dred'fal isn't it, because he's already existed for a long time
Replies:>>114913
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>>114887
Do you really think a spastic like Liam could stick to a serious tone long enough for that?
Aaaaaack!
Replies:>>114917
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>>114909
He got that hustle, holy shit 😭😭😭
Anon was RIGHT there, why did he pick her over him
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114907
It really doesn't even need to be more "serious", Just more DD's hunting MD's before solver/Cyn took over the show.
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>>114912
no
Replies:>>114942
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>hey Dr. Beckian, Dr. Ones here
>FUCK OFF!!!
The truth is out there!
>>114902
The second pair of hands is also handy for cuddling:3
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>>114909
hey, that guy fucked my girlfriend and my dog! get him!
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Image:173377684079.png(76kB, 1488x1061)doll (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 733757782d0c6be0705c7d8d678afc10.png
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Totally innocent question, but what would you say is the most defining feature(s) of a bad OC?
CHOOSE CAREFULLY, EACH & EVERY REPLY WILL HAVE LASTING CONSEQUENCES...
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>>114912
Sure, the moment Liam and pocket drop dead and stop making attractive girl failures.
Don't run, we are your friends.
>>114922
If an OC has no art, it is bad
If an OC has less art than another OC, it is worse than that OC
My worldview is simplistic but I like stuff simple
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>>114922
No one making content for them but someone still trying to stir discussion.
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114922
Made out of spite or with malicious intent.
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>>114922
if it has a distinct lack of characterization or written development, it's not necessarily bad but it's definitely one note
if the creator takes time to flesh it out, that shows a commitment at least
Replies:>>114940
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>>114922
If the sex appeal is more prominent than the actual characterization. Like B.
Do you have any Oreos?
>>114922
Follow-up question: Are there any OCs you think are bad/meh premise, but good execution?
Replies:>>114939
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>>114897
Considering that everything with Solver powers can one-shot everything without Solver powers I don't think he would last long Laim build a really unbalanced power system didn't he?
Semi related but does anyone have the full giff of Doll killing those 3-4 randos for no apparent reason?
Replies:>>114952
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>>114938
>Don't think he can last long
Counterpoint, he's a fucking Alien. If Humans could create a Solver patch then the dude probably has some alien tech that prevents him from getting smooshed
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>>114935
>If the sex appeal is more prominent than the actual characterization
You have described nearly every OC
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>>114940
Can you think of any that *don’t* fit into this description?
Image:173377806343.png(874kB, 960x960)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - b7c49f0b597e6be244717ea09cd7b741.png
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>>114922(me)
Just from the current replies I can already tell I am gonna have my work cut out for me
Replies:>>114950
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>114941
nta
every OC is just a concentrated fetish, some of them overlap but they’re all someone’s magical realm
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114942
>implying Dr. Ones didn’t say his name wrong on purpose to incite his patented “Cory rage”™
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>>114799
>Tfw I've been looking at this pic all day already and see it here immediately
Replies:>>114955
We come in peace.
>>114922
Lack of any kind of attitude towards OC.
If OC doesn't resonate with you in any way: no love, no hate, no excitement, no laughter, no interest, no curiosity, no respect, just nothing - then it's a bad OC.
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>>114939
All he needs to do is just inject some solver shit in his body and boom he's immune
Aaaaaack!
>>114943
i am gonna kil the anon who tagged wrong the artist for that pic. I VIL KILL U
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>>114941
All fankids
>Beretta
>Remy
>Akita
>Colt
>Lilblucat’s other fankids for the other pairings
>Hope
>Shepard
>U+
>JC
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>>114956
We don't talk about Negev.
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>>114956
Besides the lilblucat other pairing ones… is N the father of all of these?
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Replies:>>114965
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stupid moron can't count
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>>114962
I don't see how Negev is a fetish. is having a crazy chick just considered inherently sexual now?
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Replies:>>114969
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>>114956
Colt? Harper? U+?! Anon, I don't understand where you see in all these characters a fetish or something similar?
Replies:>>114980
Aaaaaack!
>>114968
JC is an unknown, I've seen some suggest MG and J fucking and creating him by accident
Replies:>>114972
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114966
Someone should draw N with all his thread children
Replies:>>114977
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>>114948
You mean the show where N befriended and instructed Beau on how to dissect him? And the two waved at each other? Clearly N had taken the role of father to Beau.
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What do you get her for CHRIIIIIISTMMAAAAAAS!
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>>114972
>Yeah so I figured out she starts trying to eat the planet if she's not pregnant.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114975
Pregnant.
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>>114977
Pretty sure N sees being shot as a sign of affection. Look at him and Uzi.
Replies:>>115013
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>>114970
>J thinks she's getting to bang N
>MG is too scared to say abything
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>>114941
A handful but you have to go way back
Some of the initial office AU ones for example - Toby, Carl, Abbas, Henry
And a handful that deliberately crater the sex appeal - like P, Buckety, T
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>>114922
when it's made to be the bestest and betterer than all da other ohsees and also can beat da solbuh one handed
Aaaaaack!
>>114943
That's why the motto is "better to ask forgiveness than permission" - people can point out flaws much faster on a product than you can deliberately avoid them in creating it
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>>114950
>psycho slasher girl fetish
>purification/heroism/good end fetish
>scottish girl fetish
>I don’t know what Avre’s deal is
>woman who is nice to me fetish
Replies:>>114995
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>>114987
He's a failboy, he wants to be sexy but women find him desperately unbearable
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I'm tired. Tell the drones to take me to the incinerator.
Replies:>>114996
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>>114989
>good end fetish
>scottish girl fetish
please tell me you're joking and not actually this retarded.
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>>114990
I wasn't the initial Anon but those don't strike me as fetish ones
Except Boxo, he's pure sex
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>>114994
I don’t know what to tell you anon, there are people in this world that find both of those thing extremely arousing
Replies:>>115001
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>>114996
How is being Scottish considered a fetish? Let alone having a good ending? Do you fucking jerk off when a fairy tale says
>"And they lived happily ever after."
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oc... le good???
oc... le bad???
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>>114998
>"And they lived happily ever after."
Bro, wtf, I just put on clean pants!! Great, now I have to get these dry cleaned, thanks a whole fucking lot!
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>>114996
there are people who get off to women in uniform, too– that doesn't mean every female cop character ever made is a fetish character. just because there are people with a fetish for certain traits doesn't mean those traits are inherently fetishistic
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>>115000
My OC builds le bomb that kills le people with le slanty eyes
I call him... le noriheimer
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>>114989
>>woman who is nice to me fetish
So here's the thing...well, now I can safely say, I have another fetish.
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>>115005
Does he attack people in the eyes and put our cigarette buds on their brain?
Replies:>>115012
Aaaaaack!
These threads have given me a chronic porn addiction. Help
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>114980
That's an unfortunate mistake
>Can I have N at home?
>No, we already have N at home.
>The N at home:
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>>114975
Directions to an Insight Shop so she can spend some of it.
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All Male DDs look like N, it's no wonder J thought that JCs papa was N.
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>>114989
This feels like the type of anon who would say "adult woman fetish"
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>>115015
He had a hat, though! A different hat! That should've been enough, but NOOOOOO, she had to go get drunk on antifreeze in the back of the store! She had to assault our poor number drone as he cowered in terror! She had to leave afterwards without even paying for the consumed product, and then had the AUDACITY to demand an explanation later!
Her fault! She was stupid, it's HER fault!
Replies:>>115034
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I am sure all this Bad OC talk will only go well
Replies:>>115031
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>>115015
>"N! Please stop acting unprofessional you owe me child support!"
>"Binch who da fuq r u?"
Replies:>>115027
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>115020
>115000
Is this Anon actually trying to make us start fighting? Because....we're not like at all
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>>114956
THERE IS BUT ONE QUEEN TO RULE THEM ALL
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Get help, Dr. Ones is currently kicking me in the balls and I'm liking it!
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>>115024
Replies:>>115032
Don't run, we are your friends.
>>115023
Pointing out that all this OC drama talk, like every other time this happens, which just be a shit fest, is not starting a fight.
The truth is out there!
>>115021
>MG is desperately asking P to trade hats with him as J stomps towards the MGeneral Store
>It's for a prank, a really really funny prank, that requires J to think that P is MG
>It'll be really funny, just hand him the hat - hurry, she's getting closer!
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the only good oc is a dead oc
Replies:>>115041
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>>115024
Will there ever be anything as powerful as Beretta and Jane posting?
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>>115036
We get it Anon, your a Bonnie fan
Replies:>>115043
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>>115039
No. No there won't because Anons are too afraid to take risks
Replies:>>115061
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>Fun Fact: The only kiss ever shown in the show was Darren kissing N's arm, meaning Darren was the first to kiss N than Uzi and the only canon kiss in MD is yaoi
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115036
Average Bonnie fan typing on his computer next to a grave
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>>114992
>>114993
>John is dragged to the incinerator, because drones are allowed to commit suicide
>The incinerator's been broken for years, and all it manages is heating up to a comfortable temperature
>John winds up falling asleep in it
>When he wakes up, the tired he feels is now existential instead of physical
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⎅⍀⟒⎅'⎎⏃⌰ ⟟⌇ ⋔⊬ ⎎⏃⎐⍜⍀⟟⏁⟒ ⍜☊ ☊⍜⋏☊⟒⌿⏁, ⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⊑⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏃⌰⌰ ⌇⟒⍀⟟⍜⎍⌇⌰⊬ ☌⟟⎐⟒ ⟟⏁ ⏃ ⏁⍀⊬
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She is sleeping
Replies:>>115129
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How many fresh OCs are you expecting tomorrow?
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>>115052
Not for long!
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eric andre nightmare clip
doing this to solverless cyn
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>>115055
boy she gonna turn you into a lamp, getcho ass Ed Gein'd
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>>115057
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Replies:>>115133
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>>115044
FUCKING HELL, HE REALLY KISSED HIM!!! AT THE 9:26 MINUTE MARK!! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Replies:>>115066
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>>115048
Does anyone know what the fuck he's saying I never understand these posts
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>>115042
Until Uzi figures out how to spawn backup bodies like the Solver could.
Replies:>>115068
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>>115063
>Dred'fal is my favorite oc concept, you should all seriously give it a try
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>>115040
>Of All OCs, this one is my favorite
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>>115048
Migrants again, when will the president build a wall along the borders of the galaxy already.
Replies:>>115075
Aaaaaack!
N defeats Uzi by tossing her really really high up in the air.
Cyn defeats N by clawing into his chest.
Uzi defeats Cyn with the power of nightcore.
It's like rock paper scissors.
Replies:>>115074
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115028
World megatron liked sentinel drones?
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>>115071
No because he enjoys being the most powerful bot and they are OP, and they are blue.
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>>115070
>The Solver's Weakness Is Nightcore
So let me this straight. Earth could've won The Solver war if they actually deployed Katana wielding Neckbeards to the frontlines?
Replies:>>115082
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115073
She fell into the Solver's butthole and got pooped out into space. Ask Liam how that works
Replies:>>115081
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>>115075
>The Last Thing The Solver Sees Before Being Slain
CALLING ALL DRAGONS! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
The truth is out there!
>>115078
She fell into its A-hole and came out its B-hole. It's sorta like Red Mage escaping with the other Light Warriors into his A-hole.
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Jane is a bad oc. She is barely related to the series. Her only relation is that she took part in what fans speculate happened before the events of the series elsewhere, that she interacted with Cyn, and that she now lives on Copper 9. Her backstory is minimal and gives you little to work with. But it doesn't really matter because the sheer majority of her content and fan reactions ignore it anyway. Jane starts and ends at being a smelly lesbian girlfailure. You could transplant her into any setting and it wouldn't change her or what her fans like about her. Try it if you don't believe me. Put her and Bonnie in 40k or GI Joe or Fallout.
She isn't a Murder Drones oc. She is a Pocketsteaks oc doing an MD crossover.
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What if the Solver tried to bride B instead of Jane? How would that have gone?
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>>115083
Cool. I respect your opinion even if I somewhat disagree. I hope you have a nice day friend
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>>115084
Pretty sure that it would've died of Mouthwashing with its signalis
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>>115086
I'm not trying to start a fight. What do you disagree with?
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>>115083
Anon its been over a year of this discussion, how many times does the same things need to be said with the same counterpoints always following. Are you not tired of it?
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>>115083
>smelly girlfailure
She will always be straight in my eyes
The original greens sealed her fate
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To this day this OC has somehow remained the most argued over d OC from every angle the threads have ever and probably will ever see. /md/ will eventually decay, with only two anons remaining to discuss, and still Jane will be brought up to fight.
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>>115095
Actually, the last OCs to be forgotten will be mine since I'll just port them over to personal projects as peebles instead of robots
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i still don't know who jane is and at this point i don't care enough to learn
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>>115095
It's because Pocketsteaks keeps drawing her. An oc's longevity is based on whether people keep drawing it or not. Look at how Kat faded.
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>>115100
Kat faded because we know jackshit about the character and anything we did know was retconned by the creator
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>>115104
Not true, we knew
>She can turn into a rat
>She has pubes
>She'd probably win in a sword fight against Cap'n Hook
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Fuck you!
>Unsmells your girlfailure
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>>115110
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Replies:>>115119
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115110
>Watches Jane become a girlboss named Janet who singlehandedly won the Solver War, took over JCJ as CEO, and married a large male bird in a hat
You've ruined everything
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>>115108
There are 8 billion people on this rock. Anything has a fan. Even Revenge of the Fallen or Tiberian Twilight. You can enjoy something but that doesn't make it actually good.
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UH OH! The thread is getting slow!
You know what time it is!
Its:
>Jane Discussion Bingo!!!
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>>115116
where is dr. ones discussion bingo, i wanna play that instead
can the free space be his massive fat ass?
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>>115113
>married a large male bird in a hat
Cursed. I want to see it.
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>>115116
This is unfair
You would get at least three bingos in the span of ten seconds into any Jane discussion
Don't run, we are your friends.
>>115116
Whoever made this
1) has a bit too much free time
2) really should've fixed the red squiggles cause they drive me nuts
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Do you or a loved one suffer from JDS?
>Jane derangement syndrome
You can seek help in the following ways
>Simply ignoring it
>Not repeating the same tired conversations and talking points we have gone over a million times
>Using your hands to not type up a paragraph going over the same points as a year ago, and maybe writing something you want to see with Jane instead.
>Going outside
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>>115115
the reverse is also true. everything has its haters, doesn't make it bad
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>>115128
He needs to have a knife fight with MG and P to determine who's going to steal what from who
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>>115126
You missed Jane has no backstory, I dont care for Lesbians, and Jane was better when straight
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Can a poor starving nigga get an L slice of life green in these trying times
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Do you have any Oreos?
>>115115
You speak as if the quality of OC is objectively measurable rather than subjective to interpersonal tastes. You can personally find Jane to be a bad OC, I can personally find her to be enjoyable; Any argument beyond this is an exercise in futility
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>>115130
Top scientists are still trying to figure out if this disease is caused by overexposure to Jane smell particles, or underexposure to Jane smell particles
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Okay, that's enough stuff about Jane
It's time for Oogis
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>>115135
I'd write, but exams have made me hate typing
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>>115140
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
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>>115140
>Yakoogis
>The pests from Japan (they've never been to Japan)
>There's so much mousse in their long black hair that it shines and is hard enough to pierce metal if shaped into a spike
>They carry around briefcases and wear hideously colored suits
>The main clans are the Tanaboogus and the Kinoogi, and they are coming to Neo-Detroit to establish a base
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>>115146
Mine end on Friday!
And then I get my tonsils out NEXT Friday!
Oh BOY!
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>>114799
This is very relevant (and a new screenshot!)
Where does one best kiss Alice on her forehead? The helmet? Her hair (which covers her forehead)? Above (her left) right eye, where there is more glass visible due to her hairstyle?
Or do you move her hair up and kiss her forehead below?
Or kiss her straight on the face between her eyes...or her cutesnoot...or on her mouth😳
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>>115137
>You speak as if the quality of OC is objectively measurable
It kind of is, from a writing perspective. It relies on how much you can get out of a character and how much of it is well written. You are thinking of appeal, which is closely related.
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Does Liam Vickers ever remind you of Monty Oum?
Some talented autistic guy who impresses the heads of some indie web company and gets the chance to make their own show, with them cramming it full of characters and concepts without telling in advance, leading to confusion for other staff members.
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>>115157
>How it feels to chew eight packs of mint gum and swallow a big mouthful of ice water
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>>115143
Real talk but what the fuck did Optimus do? Head to the city, commit some terrorism, then immediately get one shot by Megatron? All after stumbling into everything he needs on the way. Great leaderly qualities.
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>>115083
>t. Someone how has never actually read a Jane green and gets all his information from funposts and art
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I NEEEEED ALICE
WHY IS THE COWPRINT BIKINI IMPORTANT
EXPLAIN PLEASE I AM STILL WONDERING TO THIS DAY
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Has anyone else had trouble unlocking their Oogi of Dojima fighting style in Yakoogi 0? It costs so much
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>>115165
dumbass, you need to purchase limit breaker from the skill shrine
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>>115155
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Need to draw blushy Alice🫠
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115151
Kissu, then sexo
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>115167
>hit some people’s nerves
>not struck a nerve with some people
>exactly the same phrasing as the fag who argued all last thread
subtle
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>>115170
>blushy Alice
>She pulls back slightly, surprised and blushing
>Her hand touches her mouth before she grins, eyes becoming sultry
>"Alice wasn't expectin' you to go and take a bit of sugah, sugah. But a Southern belle does appreciate a fella who knows what he wants..."
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did phoenix ever finish the doll sexo image
asking for a friend who lives at my house, has my name, and looks exactly like me
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when you think about it it's kind of pathetic how we argue about fanmade characters of a dead youtube indie show about robots fighting each other
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>>115178
No, you don't understand, I spoke to Liam on the phone and threatened his life and wellbeing and he agreed to make them canon
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>>115154
>It kind of is, from a writing perspective.
No, it isn't. There is no such thing as an ''objective''' writing perspective, and to claim otherwise is the type of ignorance I'd expect from someone willing to argue about something as asinine as OC quality
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Oogis are a bad oc. They are barely related to the series. Oogis only relation is Oogis took part in what fans speculate happene with Oogis elsewhere in an AU, that Oogis interact with Oogis, and that Oogis live in hives. Oogis backstory is minimal and Oogis little to work with. But it doesn't really matter because the sheer majority of Oogi content and fan reactions ignore it anyway. Oogis starts and ends at being a smol bug thing. You could transplant Oogis into any setting and it wouldn't change Oogis or what Oogis fans like about Oogis . Try it if you don't believe me. Put her and Bugrettas in WarOogi 40k or GI: oogis Joe or Falloogies.
>She isn't a Murder Drones oc. Oogis is a Cthulhu anon oc doing an MD crossover.
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>>115181
Don't look at me, I only talk about how much I want to kiss the drones
Which is a lot by the way
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Some people here do NOT know how to use a Shift key!!!
It's on the LEFT side of your keyboard, and it lets you use CAPITAL LETTERS
LiKe tHiS
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Y is a good oc. She has an impactful background, she is versatile, she is a looker (a bonus), and her existence is lore-friendly.
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>>115185
You're just jealous that I shoved an Oogi up my rear, that's what I'm getting from your post.
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>>115191
Rebecca confirmed man-eater?!?!
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Does every Murder Drones thread on 4chan and Plus4chan turn into a slap fight?
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>>115192
I prefer M because she's cute and likes Anon
I also like L for this reason
Y should date Anon and then I'll like her too
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>>115175
Jesus Christ, not the samefag shite again...
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>>115163
This is what annoys me the most about Jane discussions, if you read the solver war green's she does have a personality and things to work with that aren't just sex or being a failure, and the same goes with Bonnie. But people completely ignore that and only view the art and memes. They have exactly what they want, but choose to ignore it, and then ask for what they are ignoring anyways.
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if N was an oc people would hate him
in fact just about every main character would be hated as ocs
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Can I get a certified 'white woman moment' in the chat?
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>>115198
I don't pay attention to M so I wouldn't know. I've written for L in the past and I feel there isn't much more for me to do with her.
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>>115196
I know it sounds insane, but that other Anon is right. It's literally one guy. Ignore and just post dude
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>>115202
I don't know, but shitflinging seems a bit less frequent here that on /co/, or atleast if feel like these threads aren't that bad to me.
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I installed a Doll in my home and she keeps asking to see her parents.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115207
Alright, thank you.
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>>115211
Gently remind her that she doesn't have any (wtf do you mean 'installed' nigga, how do you 'install' a drone, she isn't the security puppet)
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Is it truly so wrong to want to enjoy a silly horrible woman do horrible things with her goofy wife until she gets her killed leading to a life of enslavement and misery? Is that too much to ask?
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i have the feeling that i'm the only adult here sometimes
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>>115214
probably a poorfag larping as a drone owner
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>>115196
No, this place is usually pretty cozy. I think everyone's just stressed out from the Holidays.
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>>115215
Why are talking about Tessa and J
Talk about J and V, drones are better
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You can't have a discussion without people crapping their pants and calling samefag. No, not every disagreement is a fight.
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>>115216
You don't use the shift key so perhaps you are actually merely another child in a roomful
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>>115218
Yeah, I find these threads better than the ones of /co/
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>>115217
Dang, that's sad. Wagie drones are cheap enough, he should go get one instead of being a poor lonely cuck
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>>115218
I foiled and exam extremely hard
True
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Don't run, we are your friends.
>>115226
Dude have some respect for your parents' money and study.
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There, I fixed your character for you
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>>115228
Just made her 10 billion times better how
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>>115227
I did, I thought I was doing extremely good, at the end I was not, I just foiled one, the rest I did extremely well, at least I have that
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Do you have any Oreos?
>>115228
You're not actually butthurt over people not liking your oc are you?
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>>115237
What, do you want me to make B black too? Is she not dark enough for you?
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>>115241
Man, fine, I'll do it for you needy fucks but you owe me big time
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>No in-universe reality show where they modify worker drones.
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>115224
>Wagie drones are cheap enough
eh, depends on a few factors, but generally yeah.
if they've only been in service for a year or less they're not marked down too far from new ones but you can get some bargains if you find one that's outdated or in fair-or-below condition
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>>115228
Eh, I disagree. Here's a better version.
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>>115223
Out of a sense of loyalty, I do lurk in them sometimes, but my preference will always be here.
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>>115246
Man, fuck you, how dare you claim to improve my original character Black Jane™
Just for that, I'm gonna make her so black that she absorbs light
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>>115246
>50 baths later, Jane's porcelain skin is still buried beneath countless layers of filth
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>>115250
One is black and the other is a tan girl. The choice is obvious
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>>115177
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>>115254
went from larping as a drone owner to larping as a serial killer
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>>115252
Yeah, it's an obvious case of whitewashing
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>>115246
I want her to be my mother!
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>>115255
Anon people used to do stuff like this all the time, look up Alexa drones. I use her to control my lights and tell me jokes.
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>Pre-Irony Jane posting
>Irony Jane posting
>Post-Irony Jane posting
>Post-Post Irony Jane posting
>Meta irony Jane posting
>Meta Post-Irony Jane posting
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>>115253
Mhh, I wonder why she looks so similar to Uzi, the world will never know
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>>115253
This is extremely adorable and I want to give her a hug and a kissy on the helmet.
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>>115265
>The helmet still feels weirdly fleshy
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>>115249
My people have a saying. It translates as "No matter how much you wash the nigger, you're wasting your soap". It means you can't change people's innate nature.
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There, I hope you faggots are happy to see a couple of gorillas in love
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Akita is an oc I don't mind. Idk wtf her deal is. I mostly enjoy the 3D anon's passion. It's kinda like listening to AVGN talking about Castlevania.
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>>115273
Pocketsteaks, are you doing alright man? Serious question.
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>>115279
I'm not PS, I am a humble Anon who is undertaking the burden of fixing his art
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>>115284
Or... perhaps I AM Pocketsteaks, and you've been fooled my medication ran out
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>>115226
>Spoiler
Sorry to hear that, Anon. It may sound fake, but you'll pull through this. I don't miss school at all, but i don't regret it either.
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>>115302
I feel I'll be needing them eventually myself.
Last night I scrolled through your Twitter some looking for your chickensona. I used to want to throw hands with you but the impression I got of you made me feel that it would be like kicking a stray dog. I still hate your guts but I hope your mental health improves.
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>>115164
Alright I think
It is imperative she wears the cowbikini for cowgirl duh
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>"Effective drones get cloned more often."
>A lie most of the disassemblers had heard of at one point or another.
>Oh, disassemblers came back, sure. Same personality, same memories, but it wasn't "them."
>It was something most had noticed a while ago. Those that did come back, they had the original's memories, but those from the "boss's" perspective.
>The inside jokes. The banter. The "boring" stuff. They didn't remember any of that. They should have. But they didn't.
>So it wasn't "them."
>Not that it mattered.
>A disassembler like serial designation [not found] wouldn't be cloned. She was too "boring" in the "boss's" eyes.
>A rank and file.
>A nameless face among the hordes.
>But today, she'd made a promise.
>The war was getting harder.
>The humans learning. Creating tools that could stand up to them.
>And it was only a matter of time before the meat grinder of war got her.
>So - she'd decided to be less boring.
>All she needed was a target...
>The boy was alone.
>Probably 13, 14? It was hard to tell.
>He was starving, by the looks of it.
>Not surprising, as she'd hunted his parents not long ago.
>Now, he was an easy target for elimination.
>But elimination was "boring."
>She needed to entertain.
>So, she would.
>Landing on the rooftop of the boy's shelter, she made sure he heard her coming.
>"Helloooo?" The nameless disassembler called.
>The boy didn't even bother running as she poked her head around the corner, dead eyes just stared back at her.
>Perfect.
>"Aw, don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm a good drone, okay?"
>The boy didn't answer.
>She reached in a pouch at her side, finding a bit of meat from an earlier hunt. She'd even bothered to cook it. This was a special meal, after all.
>She smiled as she offered the food to the boy.
>"You look hungry. Here."
>The boy's eyes went wide. He reached for the meat, and she didn't resist. Allowing him to take handfuls of the meat.
>"There you go..." She said, watching as he greedily choked the meat down.
>She watched him for several minutes, doing nothing but smiling.
>It was the start of things.
>She'd visit the boy every day for about a month, bringing him "food" that she "hunted." He never asked what it was she hunted, but then the desperate never did.
>Telling him, no, that would be the finale.
>The "interesting" part, to the boss at least.
>It was towards the end of the month that things went poorly.
>She'd visited the boy's shelter, a better one than he'd started with, a tip she'd given, so he wouldn't end up getting snatched up by one of her siblings.
>She must have gotten sloppy.
>"Disassembler spotted, engaging!" A sentinel yelled.
>There were 3 of them.
>The nameless disassembler... didn't stand a chance.
>As she lay there in her own oil, waiting to die, something happened.
>"Wait!" The boy called out, moving to cover her with his own body. "She's a good drone. Please don-"
>The nameless disassembler saw the opportunity, and put a sword to the boy's neck. "He dies if you follow me."
>The sentinels hesitated, she took her chance, popped her wings, and flew, holding the boy the entire time.
>She had no idea how long she ran.
>But it was enough.
>By the time she found a good spot, she was spent.
>The boy, oddly, didn't comment the entire time.
>She lowered her sword. "Sorry..." She didn't know why she was apologizing, but it felt like something she should do. "You should... leave. Head back in that direction and the sentinels will probably find you."
>He didn't move.
>"Get going or I'll kill-"
>"I don't think you will..." The boy interrupted.
>She stared at him.
>Then, she left.
>This was a dumb plan to begin with...