/md/ - Murder Drones

Alice decorating her antlers with little ornaments

>>113217
She better wear the red nose

>>113220
Copper-9 is the only planet left THAT IS OWNED BY A GOVERNMENT. The patch is basically only a flag of government owned colonies, not independent ones. The planets on the flag just happen to be the ones The Solver needs

>>113224
I'M GONNA Free the bugrettas

>>113224
Doesn't those things explode?

>>113227
They can also go Super Saiyan apparently

>>113187
NTA, but very based. That's how I keep the Silksong fans from getting the game - everytime I mention it, it gets delayed by a day!

>>113220
Dr. Ones will defeat her and have Leon Vickers decanonize the beach episode

>>113233
>Leon
Did he finally fuck my sister?

>>113141
I'm ashamed I find him hot
>he wants to have a little competition with you
>who can make the other cum first
>it's just a game between bros, so it's not gay

>>113239
That's really gay, possibly mega gay

>>113238
Based work drawfren!

>>113238
great art as usual, but if N's not a twink I don't want him

>>113238
Holy shit, what a twink death for N

>>113241
no dude, it's like arm wrestling, just more intense. totally straight.

>>113241
nta
MG’s in on this too?
good

>>113239
It's not gay if you say "no homo"

>>113238
Amazing work.

>>113216
Agreed

N’s heart or something. Idk I’m just filling in for the femanon since they’re missing in action.

>>113253
I like seeing this

Okay wow some oogi stuff went on

>>113237
Only if he gets to do you next, he's a completionist

>>113238
Who and cute!

>>113253
smooch and then walk through the snowy woods back to our home where we cuddle by the fire

>>113254
Fuck her rear access port.

>>113254
*switches Emily’s gender setting from [f] to [m]

sealed to this day
Youtube shorts reminded me I should be productive, are you being productive anon?

>>113265
It's 3:30 a.m.
I should be asleep.

>>113265
No

>>113224
Kissies

>>113266
I mean, the bed is right there

>>113261
You proven yourself not a faggot
>>113264
This one is a faggot

>>113250
>cthulhuanon using her oogis to spy on you day and night to find the perfect christmas present

>>113266
It could be 4:30 am I have 4:34

Drone clang clang

>>113269
I'm in bed right now.
>>113272
Sucks to be you, Mr Future Ma

>>113274
Hehe the Cynussy

>>113275
I too in am bad right now, still gonna be here in an hour when it's 4:34 for you

Which drone has best pusspuss

>>113279
None of them have that, maybe Uzi and Nori though if we're speaking canon wise. In that case, Nori is more experienced

>>113280
Actually it's both! I had my cock genetically infused with a banana for curvature!

>>113282
>Talking Sapient Gingerbread Uzi

>>113274
>>113276
>Anon BULLYING Cyn with his godlike powers over the narrative
>SHOVING Cyn into a locker
>SLAPPING Cyn on the back of the head
>STEALING Cyn’s cosmic lunch money

>>113283
>"He turned 'is willy inta 'naner. Bloody hilarious that one, he was."

>>113284
>The Solver, petty and vengeful, creates an exact replica of Uzi from gingerbread
>Hoping to simulate some form of victory she brings to cookie to life so she can consume and laugh at its pathetic struggling
>Unfortunately for The Solver it gets its ass kicked...by a cookie

>>113289
I wish I could animate already

>>113289
how does that work?

>>113291
Drone Tessa is the Soma and ghost Tessa the real Tessa is haunting her

>>113292
oh. man... that's fucked.

>>113292
>>113293
What if they kissed?

>>113295
Kill yourself

>>113291
I have an idea, ever heard about a teleportation paradox where instead of moving your molecules it just copies you? Imagine that a teleportation machine can't really move all your molecules, in a way it just creates a new body and moves your consciousness, technically there will be two of you but they will kill the old you, so there is no problem, but that is besides the point. Now imagine a dying Tessa, she, to survive, moves her consciousness to a drone body, and boom, she has now a drone body, except it didn't move it, it copies her consciousness to the drone body, meaning the old Tessa still dies, she didn't survive, but the new Tessa technically is the old Tessa, and for her point of view it did work, now you have a ghost Tessa that wants the drone Tessa to do something about this situation.

>>113296
>>113297
It's nice and a goodstart

>>113298
That's a tad extreme don't you think?

>>113302
Sorry

>>113301
No, J has to marry Anon and become a housewife focused on being promoted to head of the family by creating a bunch of nonvoting vice presidents (children)

>>113299
yeah no I know the whole soma philosophical zombie teleporter thing I just didn't know that that's what was going on in the image

>>113301
If the car has sentience like that school bus in the show had then I don't see why not

>>113307
horses are a sentient mode of transportation, doesn't mean it's okay to fuckem

>>113304
Who tf is Loland or Angelica?

Give me comfy Uzi scenarios

>>113311
J would be in arasaka and N be in trauma team

>>113312
>OCs
>Answers With Canon Characters
L-Liam Senpai? Is that you?

>>113311
Idk, but somebody's gotta get thrown behind the Blackwall (Hope probably)

>>113306
I mean, that's my idea. To be honest, that brings a lot of philosophical and deep questions, like the most important, is it worth it? The risk of you not being in the new body.

>>113310
>Uzi, N, and their kids all sitting in their apartment's living room and appreciating each other's presence
>And Anon is there too, I guess

>>113317 (me)
What is soma? By the way.

>>113316
Cyn is so a blackwall ai

>>113316
>Cyn puts Hope's consciousness in the Old Net behind the Blackwall
>She tries to be a shining beacon of goodness in what is essentially electronic hell for the people who are stuck in the Old Net

>>113317
I mean it's not a risk it's a 100% chance. there's no coin flip or anything like that, if you get put in a matter disassembler then the original you dies and the next you stumbles out none the wiser

So I had an argument with this brat of a wagie drone and may or may not have been loaded into screwing her next to the dumpster behind Best Buy and now she won't stop pestering me but she keeps saying she doesn't like me or anything
What the heck do I do with this situation

>>113319
Soma is a horror game with a narrative that focuses on a variation of the teleporter problem, but with digital consciousness

>>113320
I’d hit Cyn’s blackwalls if you catch my drift

>>113311
Our boy Henry is Adam Smasher
V is V

>>113323
Start asking for money, you're basically just being used as a dildo, no love involved just pure pleasure

>>113323
Keep screwing her and ask her if she likes you as you clank her

>>113323
fuck her brains out until she admits her love for you, obviously

>>113324
Sounds cool, gonna search for it.

>>113327
If I get paid then I'm officially a prostitute, I still have a little pride
>>113328
>>113329
I asked her if that would work and she said it wouldn't but then when I tried again while clanging her she said she wanted to marry me.
Really getting mixed messages here, anyone else have a weird bipolar wagie drone?

>>113331
>Pilot Doll
Bullies whoever else happens to go under it, never actually kisses them, but probably does some weird loophole
>Post-Pilot Doll
Murder

Would N say “yummy yummy in my tummy”?

>>113335
Maybe?

>>113335
every time he ate a mother in front of her kids, actually

>>113332
Need more johnny and J making out with eachother

>>113276
Anon where did you find this?

>>113335
>You give N some of your extra beef jerky since he asked politely
>As he eats it he says "yummy yummy in my tummy"
>He finishes eating, smacking his lips loudly and licking his fingers clean before he ealizes you're staring at him
>"What?"
Are you serious? Did you actually just say "yummy yummy in my tummy"?
>"Well, yeah, but-"
Holy shit kill yourself you fucking faggot. I'm going to go hang out with J instead.

>>113333
Its their programming anon. They hate their job and act blasé but the good ol sex reveals their true feelings. Pent up frustrations and all that

>>113335
the 'yummy yummy' part yeah, but probably not the 'in my tummy' bit.

>>113335
Almost certainly yes

FELLAS.

IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WAGIE DRONE. I MEAN YOUR LITERALLY FUCKING A ROBOT WITH AN ANATOMY ADAPTOR LIKELY USED BY ANOTHER MAN

FELLAS.
YOUR SPERM WOULD BE MIXXING WITH THE OTHER MANS IN IT'S Jcjenson brand DISPOSABLE SEAMEN STOARGE TANK

>>113341
>a single golden tear runs down N's display
>"oh... haha, yeah... sorry, bu– uhm, anon. you two have fun."
>before you can stand from your seat, you hear an ominous scuttling from the ceiling tiles
>indefinite blue static shapes flicker in and out of sight, curling near-invisibly around your head
>you probably shouldn't hav

>>113347
As long as she disposes and cleans the tank

>>113340
https://www.deviantart.com/thenachowithshame/art/Murder-Drones-Getting-a-handful-1116024170

>>113220
Uzi will eventually find a measure of peace with being a god-worm now, out herself to everyone to a complete lack of fear because it's clear she's still the same old Uzi, and figure out-starting with Doll-how to respawn the people whose souls she's assimilated into her mind palace in fresh cores.

which drone has the most depraved sexual fantasies?

>>113354
The anon responsible for the OG bloodplay greens, iirc.
And she started off as a character to exemplify the body parts "gift" gimmick.

for a second I was about to start a green about DDs being slowed in arctic combat then realized I'm an idiot

what is your drawing/writing weakness?

>>113358
dialogue and fight scenes

>>113358
POV consistency.
And planning.

>>113357
?

>>113354
r-tard

Bloodplay, but with Oogis....

>>113362
think you're missing a letter there, sport

>>113363
haemolymphPlay

>>113310
>Uzi with Doll, V, J, and Nori at Lizzy's girls nights/monster support group
>Uzi and N bonding over their shared trauma of becoming monstrosities
>N gently stroking one of Uzi's Solverpede camera eyes as it lays in his lap, a look of contentment in Uzi's eye

>>113355
Tie between Lizzy and Emily.

kissing every inch of Alice's soft, slender belly

>>113355
Lizzy

>>113358
Right amount of detailing/realism and stylization/exxageration, along with poses that are attractive and look fluid, but still show almost everything of the character. Also coming up with those at times, not ideas in itself, actual poses settings. Idk

>>113368
If they had an Alice skin I'd buy it

>>113376
N ass was more thiccer

>Spot a lone oogi out in the woods one day.
>It appears to have scavenged a berry to take back to its hive. But something is wrong.
>It does not waddle, but instead hobbles. Closer inspection reveals a sprained leg.
>Poor thing.
>Walking over to it alerts the creature to your presence, and in response it lets out a pained cry in an attempt to hide under its beanie.
>Barely mustering an "Eep!" before falling over on its side.
>You'd laugh if it weren't so pathetically heartbreaking.
>Picking the injured oogi up in your palm, you can see its big purple eyes fearfully anticipating death.
>The oogi quivers.
>"Hey, it's alright. I'm not gonna hurt you."
>As a display of friendliness, you gently pat its head.
>It recoils under the pressure but soon enough it realises you're not hurting it.
>The terror slowly begins to vanish as it stops shaking and instead leans into your touch.
>"See? Friend."

>"Fwend..."
>Now that you've earnt its trust, it's time to deal with the leg.
>Luckily, there are numerous twigs about that could act as makeshift splints.
>Some minutes later, you've fixed it up with an appropristely sized twig and some stray thread from your pocket.
>It wiggles the stubby limb a bit and winces, not really sure of what it's supposed to do.
>But it doesn't matter.
>You give it back its berry and send it on its way close to its hive.
>But not before it gives your finger a hug and a smile.
>"Fank u oomie."
>Aww.
>You wave goodbye to the curious mistake of nature as it limps along back home.

>"SCREEEEEEE!"
>Until a J-Eagle scoops it up in its claws and carries it off to be eaten by newborns.

>Right...
>This was the woods after all.

>>113378
>(can't look directly at [sentinels])
This and the old sentinel concept art really makes them way more terrifying than the ones we got.
Originally, so much as looking into their optics was instant death. Not a freeze like it is now, it bricked the victim's WD_OS.
I'm guessing he changed it because you can't have meaningful action sequences with something like that, especially with main characters too stupid to understand what the "don't look at them" text meant, but holy hell.

>>113358
Besides indecisiveness and laziness? I'm not good writing combat, so I should more of that to get better.

>>113358
I tend to punch myself when i try to describe things.

>>113379
A true oogi abuse green none or the lazy fluffy copying. Nice job anon.

Seriously tho why are they so stewpit they literally killed themselves by taking Alice down, V peaked at 6's end imo. Alice really is the indomitable human spirit with her out of action the Sentinels didn't even last another hour what shame or not they deserved it.
Also shouldn't 'sparky' run out of battery soon? No stations for his kind in the surface and I don't thunk they'd serve him in the bunker

>>113387
Cuteeeee!

Sentinels more like Sentiniggers
Chimpout against their Southern master and make things worse for everyone with their new freedom, maybe Liam is wiser than he let on
I mean canon Sentinels nit the OCs

>>113392
that’s…i huh

>>113391
femnano

“I ate way too much chicken and now my stomach hurts.”
- N, probably

>>113394
Is it a question?

>>113395
What?

>>113398
This was a “what do you mean” by the way. I am not femanon.

>>113361
> slowed in the cold
> whole show takes place on a frozen planet (flashbacks notwithstanding)

>>113402
Oh sweet another darktide anon? Which class?

>>113404
GOODNESS GRACIOUS

>>113405
Inferno Psyker/Dueling Saber Zealot

>>113407
Nice. Lasgun/bolter Veteran

>>113407
>>113408
Relic Blade Zealot (previously Eviscerator) here.
God, I love big swords that erase crowds.

>>113402
Cuteee

Beautiful, another darktide anon

>>113402
who that?

>>113238
>Pissed N
>Sad/scared Uzi

......What is their relationship like?

>Stheno, a Sentinel Drone who uses experimental equipment but isn't part of the Starseekers
>This is because said equipment is hazardous to every drone but her
>Instead of the standard bootloop flashers, her visor constantly broadcasts a "basilisk" signal, permanently bricking the OS of any non-Sentinel who looks at her
>Even Sentinels aren't fully immune, it bootloops them, so she has to fly solo on almost all missions
>She wears a huge apparatus on her head whenever not on a mission to keep drones from dying on sight, but it blinds her in the process
>She's quiet, not sad but unhappy, yet refuses to have her equipment removed because she knows she's making a difference
>And yes, humans are immune to her gorgon stare, so (You) are probably that one guy in the base she clings to

>>113404
I dont get it

>Mildenhall Manor has a grave saying "Peggy (short form for Margaret) 2019 - 2022"
>The Mildenhalls aren't Tessa's uncles, they're their distant ancestors

Anons I have an idea
>TADC's Mystery of Mildenhall Manor is based on a true story from the 2020s
>Theodore manages to capture a paranormal entity but it drives him mad and forms a cult around it
>Centuries later, his descendants (Elliotts or Frumpterbuckets) use it to power robots, creating the Absolute Solver

>>113421
>CJenson could've discovered the AS from the remains of the ICs and Refinoc, Terminator 2 style
Wouldn't that just technically make the AS a man-made thing like some of the theories instead of an endritch god-like being?

>>113417
Proof?

Vividly imagined a drone sitting in my lap and us holding each other again.

>>113423
The source of the IC's power could very well still be paranormal. Maybe whatever eldritch god that the ICs drew power from also created the Left Hands

If you had to choose only one OC to become canon, whether yours or another anon's character, which one and why?

>>113358
>drawing
Inconsistency. Some times I execute really competently, other times I'm staring in shock/confusion at something. That leads to revisions and measurements and so on, which eat away at time, which leads to less effort available for QC/being careful, causing further mistakes.
>writing
Pacing. I can't resist elaborating on some scene or concept (like an interaction between two characters) and the result is that all my stories move slower than I would like.

>>113428
Damn near of them would fit in the narrative, unless it was a slice of life comedy where random personalities are featured in every episode. TAMMFK learned this the hard way.

>>113358
>drawing
Prespective, cleanliness and consistency.
>writing
Writing more than 200 words a day.

>>113420
Time, faggots. It's damn near middle of 4 am in the US. Just look at when the thread is active and look up the time in the United States of America, the burgerposters make up the majority of the thread population.
>>113427
No, I have confirmation that the board will die and consequent threads here and on vanilla /co/ will cease to exist once we hit midnight on New Year's Eve. Every poster, every drawfag, every writefag, every modelfag will just be de-atomized. Count on it.

>>113422
what a shit fucking drawing, no joke

>>113238
Holy God, N looks so fucking COOL!

>>113253
Damn, it's so cute.

>>113262
But this looks even a little bit exciting.

>>113358
>Writing
All I can write is meaningless idealistic fluff where humans and drones cuddle. Anything with a bad end just hurts.

>>113289
DD Tessa is really hot.

>>113441
HAHA
THEY'RE GAY
GET IT
LAUGH

>>113441
How big are B's nipples?

>>113441
>PS: stop killing yourselves pls
>B and Jane on watch together, talking about life before all of this, and the little things they took for granted
>A soldier leaps out of his watchtower and leans headfirst in front of them, his neck snapping on impact and giving him just enough time to say "thank God"
>They only stop reminiscing for a few seconds

>>113358
I just started learning to draw/English is not my first language.

>>113379
Very nice Oogi green, anon

>>113445
>leans headfirst
Lands headfirst, I need to stop writing when I'm blacking out from sleep.

>>113388
>"I'm his father! I have the right to raise him too!"

>>113445
If only the last two women on earth weren’t dykes… suicide rates would go down

>>113358
>drawing
getting started at all
>writing
finishing it

>>113393
Lord, why is itanon's arts always so based?

I’m just tired, fellas.

>>113402
Damn cool art, anon.

I wish I could kiss those lips.

>>113451
>B and Jane do love each other
>But Bonnie understands morale of the troops comes before all else
>She has instructed Jane they need to help them, in any way they can.
>sometimes it’s one of them taking the duty of “helping” the grunts, sometimes it’s both at the same time when the men are especially agitated
>Bonnie on the duty is very caring and tender in her “morale boosting exercises” ensuring total pleasure for all parties, which she is usually surrounded by. There is enough of her to go around and seemingly endless energy to do so.
>Jane is as distant as always, and surprising rough at the start. It’s all the more fun when she eventually buckles under the weight of the lust.
>the nights when it’s both of them are the best, they are usually pressed against each other as well trading saliva in sheer pleasure

>>113404
Always good to see Jane and B from you, anon.

Drawfags gave a lot of content today, happily.

>>113456
Someone please draw this

>>113415
As a man loyal to the duty of service to humanity, I will show all my love and devotion to give her the reward she deserves for her service.

>>113416
If drones actually appeared in our world, the birth rate would be below the plinth.

>>113447
More of B to love

>>113422
Literally just what I needed, thanks anon.

>>113425
Just be a man.

>>113454
We too, anon. We understand you.

>>113456
That's what it's all about.