I require Maid Drones to do unspeakable things to. The gyatt must run black with oil as a freshly raped oil field in the Middle East. Through flagellation lies the path to enlightenment.
>>601 Probably wanting to go to the beach or that her mom isn't home so you have to rate to see if her fit goes hard so she can show all of those bozos who is the drip queen
>>617 Oh alright then I'm sure she will love a good swimming >>618 I told her it a great bikini I even brought her a golden bikini I keep seeing around the internet she loved it
so my N (had him for almost 8 months) is currently in the drone-friendly hospital getting his stomach pumped, all because he decided to go outside in the middle of the night without my knowledge and eat a whole bunch of cement. obviously i hope he’s gonna be okay, but man, if he’s not, it’s his own fault for being such an idiot. if anyone here has dealt with something similar, what’s the recovery gonna be like?
>>3253 No? The fuck? Okay so I just read online that Ns like to eat anything they can fit in their mouths. And if it’s something they can’t digest, they would normally just vomit it out. But cement. Cement solidifies. I could only find one story about an N eating cement, and that N became lethargic and eventually died because no one knew what was wrong. That scared me to think about. I’m really glad I took my N to the drone-friendly hospital when I did. I think he’s gonna be okay but I’m still waiting to get to see him.
>>3423 I got to see him, he looked really unwell and tired unlike how I’ve ever seen him before. He’s gonna be okay, though, and he was laughing about it, but he needs to rest for now, the solidified cement really tore up his insides. I went to visit with him and he asked me to give him a hug, and basically *begged* the doctors to let him come home with me, but they said he needs to stay another night. I don’t wanna leave him, but I can’t stay there with him.
>>3492 Update: N is home now. He’s really tired and weak, the doctors said his regenerative abilities will be working overtime for a while and he’ll be fatigued, but he seems happy. He’s happy to be home. He cuddled with me on the couch for hours and watched me play fallout. He’s not supposed to eat solid foods for a while, so I stopped at the store on the way home with him and got him some pudding and ice cream and yogurt. He just ate some chocolate pudding and now he’s getting ready for bed. I’m gonna go to sleep too in a minute, I think I’ll let him sleep in my bed tonight cause he got really lonely at the hospital. Anyone have any advice for taking care of him? Tips for his tummy aches and making him feel better? And how to make sure he knows that I love him?
>>3688 Thanks yeah, I did end up giving him ginger ale. The other thing I’m not sure about, if N would like that or not, I didn’t really know how to ask and it seemed kinda awkward.
>>3721 Considering his insides are torn up and he’s been taking painkillers for his stomach, I will not be doing that. I could feed him jelly, though. Good idea. >>3741 I… doubt that.
Has anyone else seen that strange...thing, walking around? Please tell me that I'm not malfunctioning, I see it pass by me in the hallway and no one seems to think it's weird. That thing doesn't belong here, it's not a Drone and I don't care what it says but it certainly isn't a human. I've seen what humans look like in those old motivational posters and I'm pretty positive they have eyes
>>4219 I kinda feel bad but like. I can’t imagine having a 6-foot-something robot next to me in bed every night for the rest of his life. What about when I get a girlfriend?
>>4242 Idea. Why not get your N a girlfriend? I know it sounds weird but maybe this will make him less ot a boy and more of a man, so he won't sleep in your bed?
>>4330 Fuck if I know! Look just take your N out in public and encourage him to walk around without your oversight. Of course you'll still be watching him from a distance but he doesn't know that maybe.
>>4523 Do you feed him anything at all? They like having something to snack on now and then. If not, start doing it. Boiled chicken and rice is a good starter if you don't have the money or time to cook anything better. Ignore the urban legend, the rice can only "puff up and kill him" if you're dumping pounds of uncooked rice down his throat. If you want to bond with him, the two of you can eat the same things at the same table if he's kept himself clean and not stolen or eaten anything that isn't his. Do a quick search to make sure any given food is N-safe, but most things you can eat are safe for him.
I just want all drones to remember that: >YWN have a humie bf >YWN get uppies from a humie >YWN get hugs from a humie >YWN get headpats from a humie >YWN have a humie offer you their blood >YWN be called a "good drone" by a humie >YWN be a humie's cuddle buddy >YWN clang a humie >YWN marry a humie Give it up, toasters.
>>5198 I would like all drones to know that I am available as a human BF. I offer a man who: >is unemployed >hasn't showered in a week >can't make phone calls without crying >spends most of his time yelling at minorities on the internet >only plays video games to complain about them, and has no other hobbies >his mom used to tell him she loved him
>>5198 and i want all N units to know that: >you WILL get a human owner >you WILL be constantly seen as pickupable by your human >you WILL be hugged, squeezed by your human >you WILL get headpats from your human >you WILL get to softly feed on your human >you WILL get called a “handsome boy” by your human >you WILL be your human’s cuddle buddy >your human WILL become your loving wife >you WILL consummate your marriage with your human wife
So I made the mistake of buying a J unit as a companion for my N. And I came home from work to find her lounging on the couch with cucumbers on her eyes, with him kneeling and feeding her grapes.
I woke up with a sore throat and dizzy, I only have a V drone, she is not even looking at me, I sense that something happen, does somebody knows if they do weird things to people while they are asleep?
This is a little embarrassing, but my weight’s been going up (I’ve never been that big of a fella) and, uhhh, I just looked at the dates to see that apparently it coincides with about when I got my drone? Surely a coincidence, but still kinda weird haha. This is me and my drone by the way :]
