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No.428
Roleplay ThreadNarrator
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MEANWHILE, ON COPPER NINE:
No.431
Anonymous
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Goddamit
No.432
Anonymous
> meanwhile in speis
No.438
Drone whos fear it is to be sucked off by a DD
Replies:>>440
sure would suck if a DD sucked my dick
No.440
Anonymous
No.443
Anonymous
Replies:>>454
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Hey are drone safe to eat?
A blonde drone with pink eyes came into my home quarry junction and she looking to kiss a deathclaw like me

What should I do?
No.454
Anonymous
Replies:>>459
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>>443
sex with her
No.459
Anonymous
Replies:>>590
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>>454
Will do hope she can handle stretchy enough for my 20 inches deathclaw cock
No.495
Anonymous
Replies:>>570
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Dronebros who the hottest chick?
No.570
Anonymous
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>>495
I’m a falloutNVbro! and I like light switch 2
No.590
Anonymous
>>459
20 inches of dangling death
No.591
Anonymous
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So what do you think of our lord and savior Tessa
No.592
Anonymous
Replies:>>593
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Hey guys my Aussie stepdaughter is acting strange around me I found her this morning sniffing up my shirt, what should I do guys?
No.593
Anonymous
Replies:>>595
>>592
Buy her clothes and wash the ones she has, she obviously was smelling your clothes because hers were all dirty
No.595
Anonymous
>>593
That a great idea anon thank you
>Kiss your cheek
No.601
Anonymous
Replies:>>617>>618
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Help me again my Aussie stepdaughter burst into my room and wearing bikini what should I do now?
No.616
Anonymous
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I require Maid Drones to do unspeakable things to. The gyatt must run black with oil as a freshly raped oil field in the Middle East. Through flagellation lies the path to enlightenment.
No.617
Anonymous
Replies:>>619
>>601
She wants you to go to the beach with her!
No.618
Anonymous
Replies:>>619
>>601
Probably wanting to go to the beach or that her mom isn't home so you have to rate to see if her fit goes hard so she can show all of those bozos who is the drip queen
No.619
Anonymous
>>617
Oh alright then I'm sure she will love a good swimming
>>618
I told her it a great bikini I even brought her a golden bikini I keep seeing around the internet she loved it
No.633
Anonymous
Replies:>>648>>694
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How do I keep out the woman's from my house all of them want to torture and cuddle my N
No.648
Anonymous
Replies:>>670
>>633
get a restraining order, it’s super simple really
No.670
Anonymous
Replies:>>673
>>648
I already did and they are still finding loopholes and ways
No.673
Anonymous
Replies:>>692
>>670
Get a gun and shoot them bitches. Castle Doctrine allows you to shoot all intruders entering your home.
No.684
Anonymous
Is it weird that I find that purple haired freak kinda hot?
No.685
Anonymous
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I find this cute Aussie drone in my local junkyard
No.692
Anonymous
Replies:>>737
>>673
THEY FUCKING PARTY IT LIKE ULTRAKILL
Now my legs are blown up and now they are stealing my N
No.694
Anonymous
Replies:>>706
>>633
Come on anon :3
Just give the N for 15 mins, he will be fine... he will be messy and whimpering, but he will be ok...
No.706
Anonymous
Replies:>>858>>1057
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>>694
GET AWAY FROM MY N THE ROCK ONE OR THE FIEND ONE OR THE MONKE ONE
No.719
Anonymous
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I'm freddy fazbear point me to the nearest drone, so I can suck there dicks or or perform cunnilingus

If not point me to the nearest Aussie milf
No.737
Anonymous
>>692
bit they ankles
No.858
Anonymous
Replies:>>859
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>>706
I don't think I will...
your N model is already gone anon...
No.859
Anonymous
Replies:>>1019
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>>858
GIVE HIM BACK YOU FIEND ONE
ME AND MY SEXY CLONE ANDROID WILL FIND YOU
No.862
Anonymous
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My son trying to date this emo gremling how do I tell him she bad for him
No.864
Anonymous
Replies:>>866
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hi it's me john murder drones i need dollars to get into copper 9 so i can save the universe
No.866
Anonymous
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>>864
get a job! you lazy fucktard
No.871
Anonymous
Replies:>>872
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Question do I get maggots if I have sex with my undead skinless revenant partner?
No.872
Anonymous
>>871
not at all, flies would never go near that body
No.933
Anonymous
Replies:>>942>>951
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I been killed 100 times now how do I beat her?
No.942
Anonymous
>>933
Skill issue
No.951
Anonymous
>>933
Easy: lead them to a trap that you can stun lock them, chuck a shit tone of fireballs since they're weak to fire and get a easy dub
No.1019
Anonymous
Replies:>>1031
>>859
ÑYEH
YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME, GOOD LUCK
No.1031
Anonymous
Replies:>>1408
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>>1019
I taught everything to my N on surviving females like you
He will escape your confiment
No.1057
Anonymous
Replies:>>1059
>>706
>the rock one
>the fiend one
>the monke one
explain
No.1059
Anonymous
Replies:>>1071
>>1057
The 3 big femanons
No.1061
Anonymous
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Hey I'm a drone and I in find this baby in a box, and I been looking for tips on how to take care of this baby
No.1071
Anonymous
Replies:>>1084
>>1059
which is which
No.1084
Anonymous
>>1071
Probably the fiend one
No.1095
Anonymous
Replies:>>1115
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Can you tell me a bedtime story stepdad..?
No.1115
Anonymous
>>1095
There once was a Dingo that ate a baby, the end
No.1119
N
Replies:>>1122
Furlington Boat Cactory....
>Fucking dies
No.1122
Anonymous
>>1119
I'm gonna miss ya man
No.1260
Anonymous
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I killed 57 DD and 69 solverpede today, what your kill count rookie
No.1408
Anonymous
Replies:>>1493>>1725
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>>1031
Are you sure, anon?
He's already beyond gone :)
No.1493
Anonymous
Replies:>>1750
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>>1408
You EVIL FIEND I'm gonna choke you and remove your core and make you swallow it
No.1703
Anonymous
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Just beat up some citizen with my drone buddy, so what did you do today in city 17
No.1725
Anonymous
Replies:>>1750
>>1408
Did you really drew that?
No.1750
Anonymous
Replies:>>1758
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>>1493
Nuh uh, you are only causing the inevitable :)
>>1725
No, but I adore the picture
N looks so miserable and adorable.
No.1758
Anonymous
Replies:>>1766
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>>1750
Look behind you the fiend one
No.1766
Anonymous
Replies:>>1902
>>1758
huh?
No.1902
Anonymous
Replies:>>1928
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>>1766
No.1928
Anonymous
Replies:>>1959
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>>1902
silly anon... you made a mistake... a greater mistake
>filename
No.1959
Anonymous
Replies:>>2010
>>1928
I'm gonna squize it even more harder until it not a sex thing
No.2010
Anonymous
Replies:>>2013
>>1959
ryona???
erotic???
No.2013
Anonymous
Replies:>>2056
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>>2010
Anyway gonna grab my N now cya
No.2056
Anonymous
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>>2013
You sure?
might wanna check
No.2062
Anonymous
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>>2056
FFFFUUIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU FFEEEMMMMAAANNNOOONNNN!!!!
No.2100
Anonymous
Replies:>>2182
>>2056
how’d that get in there haha
No.2149
Anonymous
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>lick your beautiful face
No.2182
Anonymous
Replies:>>2225
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>>2100
it was a full-on scale realistic model of N with a pipebomb inside, anon would have never known :)
now if you excuse me I will milk my N model
No.2225
Anonymous
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>>2182
I'm back and I'm gonna kill you now
No.2264
Anonymous
>>2056
>Uzi when no n
No.2829
Anonymous
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Always kiss the homie
No.2854
N
Replies:>>2855
Ooooooough the penis pump really works!
No.2855
N
>>2854
Oh fuck was speech-to-text on? How do I delete?
No.3034
Anonymous
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COME ON COME AT ME SCRAP HEADS
No.3221
Anonymous
Replies:>>3253
so my N (had him for almost 8 months) is currently in the drone-friendly hospital getting his stomach pumped, all because he decided to go outside in the middle of the night without my knowledge and eat a whole bunch of cement.
obviously i hope he’s gonna be okay, but man, if he’s not, it’s his own fault for being such an idiot.
if anyone here has dealt with something similar, what’s the recovery gonna be like?
No.3253
Anonymous
Replies:>>3256
>>3221
My life detector machine said your lying...
Did you fed him rocks?
No.3256
Anonymous
Replies:>>3423
>>3253
No? The fuck?
Okay so I just read online that Ns like to eat anything they can fit in their mouths. And if it’s something they can’t digest, they would normally just vomit it out.
But cement. Cement solidifies.
I could only find one story about an N eating cement, and that N became lethargic and eventually died because no one knew what was wrong. That scared me to think about.
I’m really glad I took my N to the drone-friendly hospital when I did. I think he’s gonna be okay but I’m still waiting to get to see him.
No.3423
Anonymous
Replies:>>3492
>>3256
Did you see him yet?
No.3492
Anonymous
Replies:>>3516>>3673
>>3423
I got to see him, he looked really unwell and tired unlike how I’ve ever seen him before. He’s gonna be okay, though, and he was laughing about it, but he needs to rest for now, the solidified cement really tore up his insides. I went to visit with him and he asked me to give him a hug, and basically *begged* the doctors to let him come home with me, but they said he needs to stay another night. I don’t wanna leave him, but I can’t stay there with him.
No.3508
Anonymous
Replies:>>3517>>3528
Anyone know where I can get Vs for cheap?
No.3516
Anonymous
>>3492
You should stay with him. Try hiding under the hospital bed
No.3517
Anonymous
>>3508
7/11
No.3528
Anonymous
>>3508
It usually the maid subspecies there hard to take care of because there weak as hell
No.3673
Anonymous
Replies:>>3688>>4218
>>3492
Update: N is home now. He’s really tired and weak, the doctors said his regenerative abilities will be working overtime for a while and he’ll be fatigued, but he seems happy. He’s happy to be home. He cuddled with me on the couch for hours and watched me play fallout. He’s not supposed to eat solid foods for a while, so I stopped at the store on the way home with him and got him some pudding and ice cream and yogurt. He just ate some chocolate pudding and now he’s getting ready for bed. I’m gonna go to sleep too in a minute, I think I’ll let him sleep in my bed tonight cause he got really lonely at the hospital.
Anyone have any advice for taking care of him? Tips for his tummy aches and making him feel better? And how to make sure he knows that I love him?
No.3688
Anonymous
Replies:>>3721>>3949
>>3673
Rub his belly and make him drink Ginger Ale
No.3721
Anonymous
Replies:>>3741>>3950
>>3688
What if I slap his belly like a bowl full of jelly?
No.3741
Anonymous
Replies:>>3950
>>3721
You'll end up inside it depending on his mood
No.3949
Anonymous
>>3688
Thanks yeah, I did end up giving him ginger ale. The other thing I’m not sure about, if N would like that or not, I didn’t really know how to ask and it seemed kinda awkward.
No.3950
Anonymous
>>3721
Considering his insides are torn up and he’s been taking painkillers for his stomach, I will not be doing that. I could feed him jelly, though. Good idea.
>>3741
I… doubt that.
No.3990
A Concerned Drone
Replies:>>4020
Has anyone else seen that strange...thing, walking around? Please tell me that I'm not malfunctioning, I see it pass by me in the hallway and no one seems to think it's weird. That thing doesn't belong here, it's not a Drone and I don't care what it says but it certainly isn't a human. I've seen what humans look like in those old motivational posters and I'm pretty positive they have eyes
No.4020
Anonymous
Replies:>>4040
>>3990
Do they have green skin or a question mark on their face?
No.4040
A Concerned Drone
Replies:>>4044
>>4020
You've seen them too!?
No.4044
Anonymous
>>4040
Use any human cleaning product and uv light to deter those creatures, they hate those things
No.4063
Anonymous
Replies:>>4067
I came in my Drone so hard that she exploded. What do?
No.4067
Anonymous
>>4063
Put her head in a bucket full of oil to save her.
No.4218
Anonymous
Replies:>>4219
>>3673
Update: N doesn’t wanna go back to sleeping in his own bed.
No.4219
Anonymous
Replies:>>4242
>>4218
Too bad, you need to let him know that he's his own independent man
No.4242
Anonymous
Replies:>>4265
>>4219
I kinda feel bad but like. I can’t imagine having a 6-foot-something robot next to me in bed every night for the rest of his life. What about when I get a girlfriend?
No.4265
Anonymous
Replies:>>4330
>>4242
Idea. Why not get your N a girlfriend? I know it sounds weird but maybe this will make him less ot a boy and more of a man, so he won't sleep in your bed?
No.4330
Anonymous
Replies:>>4347
>>4265
How would I do that? What kind of girlfriend?
No.4347
Anonymous
Replies:>>4457
>>4330
Fuck if I know! Look just take your N out in public and encourage him to walk around without your oversight. Of course you'll still be watching him from a distance but he doesn't know that maybe.
No.4364
Beretta
Replies:>>4368>>4971
Hey Anon, my parents aren't home...like always.
No.4368
Anonymous
Replies:>>4369
>>4364
Babe. I think you need therapy instead of clanging
No.4369
Anonymous
Replies:>>4379
>>4368
Do we still have a therapist? I haven't seen him around in a while, and he looked pretty tired the last time I saw him.
No.4379
Anonymous
Replies:>>4405
>>4369
You saw him? I thought he was dead
No.4405
Anonymous
>>4379
What's with everyone going "I thought he was dead" every time I mention someone? I'm pretty sure I'm not talking to ghosts.
No.4457
Anonymous
>>4347
Soo I did exactly that and he came back with 35 purple female units.
No.4493
A Very Concerned N Owner
Replies:>>4498
Soooo. My N just threw up on the carpet and there’s like. Twelve whole unchewed lemons in it
Why
No.4498
Anonymous
Replies:>>4523
>>4493
You could just ask, you know?
I'll let you know the answer will be "they taste better whole".
No.4523
A Very Concerned N Owner
Replies:>>4524
>>4498
You were right
What the fuck
How can I prevent this
No.4524
Anonymous
Replies:>>4529
>>4523
Do you feed him anything at all? They like having something to snack on now and then. If not, start doing it.
Boiled chicken and rice is a good starter if you don't have the money or time to cook anything better. Ignore the urban legend, the rice can only "puff up and kill him" if you're dumping pounds of uncooked rice down his throat.
If you want to bond with him, the two of you can eat the same things at the same table if he's kept himself clean and not stolen or eaten anything that isn't his. Do a quick search to make sure any given food is N-safe, but most things you can eat are safe for him.
No.4529
A Very Concerned N Owner
>>4524
I will keep that in mind
I will start sharing my meals with him
And punish him for eating things that aren’t his or good to eat
No.4685
Anonymous
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currently drawing femanon
im really bad at drawing hair
No.4687
Anonymous
>>4685
Fear
No.4698
Anonymous
>>4685
cute AF
No.4708
Anonymous
Replies:>>4721>>4758
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drew femanon because i think shes cute :)
No.4721
Anonymous
>>4708
CUTE AF
No.4758
Anonymous
Replies:>>4761
>>4685
>>4708
The fuck does this have to do with roleplaying?
No.4761
Anonymous
Replies:>>4782
>>4758
He was posting it purely for Femanon to see. That's kinda creepy
No.4765
N
Replies:>>4943
How do I ask my owner to stop spooning me at night and touching my groin? I want to be close but not that close
No.4782
Anonymous
Replies:>>4784
>>4761
damn, i just now realised this is the wrong thread
No.4784
Anonymous
Replies:>>4786
>>4782
How?
No.4786
Anonymous
>>4784
retardation
No.4943
Anonymous
>>4765
you mean you don’t want cuddles?
No.4944
Anonymous
Hi guys. My N stopped breathing?
No.4959
Anonymous
Replies:>>4989
My N drank a whole carton of milk but he’s lactose intolerant what now.
No.4971
Anonymous
>>4364
baby girl? daddy's home… hello princess... HAHAHAHAHA
No.4989
Anonymous
>>4959
You can't talk about Murder Drones without talking about World War Two.
No.5077
BoogiLovet47
Humie gib Oogi bigger beanie!
No.5198
Anonymous
Replies:>>5223>>5263
I just want all drones to remember that:
>YWN have a humie bf
>YWN get uppies from a humie
>YWN get hugs from a humie
>YWN get headpats from a humie
>YWN have a humie offer you their blood
>YWN be called a "good drone" by a humie
>YWN be a humie's cuddle buddy
>YWN clang a humie
>YWN marry a humie
Give it up, toasters.
No.5223
Anonymous
Replies:>>5226>>5234
>>5198
I would like all drones to know that I am available as a human BF. I offer a man who:
>is unemployed
>hasn't showered in a week
>can't make phone calls without crying
>spends most of his time yelling at minorities on the internet
>only plays video games to complain about them, and has no other hobbies
>his mom used to tell him she loved him
No.5226
Anonymous
>>5223
all the drone girls reading this are creaming their panties and you know it
No.5234
Anonymous
>>5223
>>hasn't showered in a week
Come on man, it ain't that hard to shower
No.5252
Bunni Drone
You know what they say about rabbits, Anon...
No.5263
Anonymous
>>5198
and i want all N units to know that:
>you WILL get a human owner
>you WILL be constantly seen as pickupable by your human
>you WILL be hugged, squeezed by your human
>you WILL get headpats from your human
>you WILL get to softly feed on your human
>you WILL get called a “handsome boy” by your human
>you WILL be your human’s cuddle buddy
>your human WILL become your loving wife
>you WILL consummate your marriage with your human wife
No.5368
Anonymous
Replies:>>5599
So I made the mistake of buying a J unit as a companion for my N. And I came home from work to find her lounging on the couch with cucumbers on her eyes, with him kneeling and feeding her grapes.
No.5599
Anonymous
Replies:>>5663
>>5368
Kill the N and take his place
No.5663
Anonymous
Replies:>>5785
>>5599
Of course I wouldn’t do that, I like my N. I got the J just so he wouldn’t be lonely.

…But theoretically, if I was gonna do that, hypothetically, what’s the easiest method to kill him…?
No.5680
Anonymous
Replies:>>5696>>6469
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Bro they just deployed the jobber
No.5696
Anonymous
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>>5680
OH SHIT! NOT THE JOBBER
No.5785
Anonymous
Replies:>>5981
>>5663
Feed him tons of oil and then give him a cigarette
No.5981
Anonymous
Replies:>>6026
>>5785
What will that do?
No.5993
Anonymous
Replies:>>5994
Hey I'm a drone who serve this human Russian chick and I been trying to confess to her for years how do I confess properly to her?
No.5994
Anonymous
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>>5993
Forgot the pic oops
No.6026
Anonymous
Replies:>>6063
>>5981
Blow him up
No.6063
Anonymous
Replies:>>8846
No.6125
Anonymous
Replies:>>6194
I woke up with a sore throat and dizzy, I only have a V drone, she is not even looking at me, I sense that something happen, does somebody knows if they do weird things to people while they are asleep?
No.6194
Anonymous
>>6125
I can't relate, I'd recommend however checking your stomach for rocks
No.6466
Anonymous
Replies:>>6489
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This is a little embarrassing, but my weight’s been going up (I’ve never been that big of a fella) and, uhhh, I just looked at the dates to see that apparently it coincides with about when I got my drone? Surely a coincidence, but still kinda weird haha. This is me and my drone by the way :]
No.6469
Anonymous
>>5680
shes gonna suck them all dry
No.6489
Anonymous
Replies:>>6491
>>6466
Cute drone Nathan where did you get her?
No.6491
Anonymous
>>6489
Oh, she was a rescue.
No.6677
Anonymous
Replies:>>6700
Why did my N ask me to rub his belly, but then when I did, he yelped and ran and hid?
No.6700
Anonymous
>>6677
your N is a little more retarded then most
No.6709
Anonymous
Replies:>>6714
My cynpede got fat now it cannot even move itself
No.6714
Anonymous
Replies:>>6732
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>>6709
that’s her mistake, not yours!
No.6732
Anonymous
>>6714
You think she got fat after I fed her your abdomen?
No.6834
Anonymous
Replies:>>6879>>6883
So me and my friend were walking, and we found something called a 'grenade'. Should we pull this pin on it? It looks important
No.6879
Anonymous
Replies:>>6914
>>6834
Maybe it grants wishes? Pull it
No.6883
Anonymous
Replies:>>6914
>>6834
It a buttplug
No.6914
Anonymous
>>6879
>>6883
Okay I pulled it. Now wha-
No.7529
Anonymous
Replies:>>7538>>8309
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I find this weird raccoon thing, now what should I do with it
No.7538
Anonymous
Replies:>>8404
>>7529
Spread your asshole. You know what to do next
No.8309
Anonymous
>>7529
Give it a gun
No.8404
Anonymous
>>7538
Goddamit sophie
No.8405
Anonymous
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Bro been trying to get my homie with me but bar doesn't allow twinks like my homie
No.8420
Anonymous
A spider told me it was God and that the world wasn't real, and I kinda believe it. What do?
No.8440
Anonymous
>>8420
Start a cult
No.8462
Beretta
>>8420
Trust in it's words
No.8483
Anonymous
>>8420
Ehh I worship another upider goddess name rachnera, she gave me the blessing of getting drunk on caffeine
No.8846
Anonymous
Replies:>>9079
>>6063
Oil is flammable
No.8876
Anonymous
Replies:>>8937>>9998
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Have you seen this strange creature?
No.8937
Anonymous
Replies:>>9170
>>8876
Why yes actually, I keep it stuffed in the front of my pants. You may have it back, but wash thoroughly
No.9000
Anonymous
Replies:>>9098
My drone is saying that it wants to "fuse" with me and has this funky looking book. What does that mean?
No.9079
Anonymous
Replies:>>9129
>>8846
What do you mean? How does this affect my N
No.9098
Anonymous
>>9000
You should do it
No.9129
Anonymous
Replies:>>9142
>>9079
If you give him a burning object such a lit cigar, he will explode
No.9132
Anonymous
THERE ARE HOT SINGLE DISASSEMBLY DRONES IN YOUR AREA, AND YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID
>CLICK TO LEARN MORE
No.9142
Anonymous
Replies:>>9202
>>9129
Why would he explode?
No.9170
Anonymous
Replies:>>9203
>>8937
Eww why does she smell like.... Wait come BACK HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
No.9202
Anonymous
>>9142
Flammable Oil + Fire = Kaboom
No.9203
Anonymous
Replies:>>11885
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>>9170
You'll never catch me Anon, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HEYA!
No.9954
Anonymous
Replies:>>9997
I think I saw a oogi in my room. What do I do?
No.9997
Anonymous
Replies:>>10008
>>9954
consume it to gain its powers
No.9998
Anonymous
>>8876
I last saw it in the Cyn thread
No.10008
Anonymous
Replies:>>10036
>>9997
What powers will I gain?
No.10036
Anonymous
Replies:>>11778
>>10008
Terminal 7 Brain Cancer
No.10309
Anonymous
>>8420
kratos
No.11778
Anonymous
>>10036
>Terminal 7 Brain Cancer
Not Terminal 8? What a ripoff
No.11885
Anonymous
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>>9203
I'm gonna beat your ass