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No.126180
Murder Drones (#122) ~ (Pretty Much Christmas)Anonymous
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Merry Christmas yule lads, I'm sure you're all busy this time of year.
How many of you were here last year?
How many of you will be here next year, huh?
The holly jolly Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The festive ol' wheel with OCs and stuff: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The merry OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread before the Nativity, the day of the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ in Bethlehem: >>125205
No.126183
Anonymous
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No.126184
Anonymous
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No.126185
Anonymous
Replies:>>126187>>126188>>126190>>126193>>126198>>126233>>126307>>126308>>126408>>126755>>126758
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Until we meet again, /md/.
No.126186
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>126189>>126200>>126202>>126229>>126325
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conversation with my brother
No.126187
Anonymous
Replies:>>126194
>>126185
You're leaving? Well shite, have a good one I guess
No.126188
Anonymous
Replies:>>126194
>>126185
NOOOOOOOO
FUCK
No.126189
Anonymous
>>126186
Heh cute
No.126190
Anonymous
Replies:>>126194
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>>126185
Cya man
No.126191
Liam Vickers
Well, I guess it's time for me to leave too. See you folks
No.126192
Anonymous
Replies:>>126195>>126226>>126276
Man, already so close to the New Year. I've only been here a few months, and have enjoyed every minute I've spent in the threads. My only regret is not contributing enough content to the endless flow here, but I swear I'll contribute more next year, the best I can. I love you guys
No.126193
Anonymous
>>126185
Ta ta for now, lad. Until next time
No.126194
Anonymous
Replies:>>126196
>>126187
>>126188
>>126190
>inb4 this is a big misunderstanding
No.126195
Anonymous
>>126192
Love ya too random Anon
No.126196
Anonymous
>>126194
Seems a difficult one to misconstrue, no?
No.126197
Anonymous
Replies:>>126203
surgically installing a military-grade steel case around N’s heart…
being sad that i can’t hear his heartbeat clearly anymore…
but being happy that his life is protected and isn’t so fragile anymore
No.126198
Anonymous
>>126185
if you’re leaving, why?
No.126199
Anonymous
Replies:>>126201
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No.126200
Anonymous
Replies:>>126204
>>126186
>U+ barges in on you in the toilet
>He's now got you as a captive audience, there's nothing you can do to stop him from telling you how inferior your stupid meatbag body is
>As he rants, you reach over, grab a water bottle, and spray him in the face
>He screeches and falls over, clawing at his face with his hands like you hosed him with acid
>...it's literally just clean water, he's waterproof, what the hell?
No.126201
Anonymous
>>126199
>"Jogny Silverham in Fortnite," J tells N
>N tears the calendar in shock while trying to turn it to December
No.126202
Anonymous
Replies:>>126206
>>126186
your mom sounds stupid, like you
No.126203
Anonymous
Replies:>>126209
>>126197
Hitting N in the heart with a 120mm APFSDS shell, killing him immediately
No.126204
Anonymous
>>126200
Good now that he's down, shit on him
No.126205
Anonymous
Replies:>>126213>>126242
Psst. Everyone, whats your favorite oogi green?
No.126206
Anonymous
>>126202
that’s my brother
No.126208
Anonymous
Replies:>>126211
and yes he is stupid as most gen alphas are
No.126209
Anonymous
>>126203
are you sure you can aim it right?
No.126210
Anonymous
Replies:>>126217>>126219>>126220>>126222>>126228>>126340>>126351>>126357
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have a good christmas eve
No.126211
Anonymous
>>126208
You poor bastard
No.126212
Anonymous
Replies:>>126214>>126230
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>turns (you)r drone into a Solver sapien
No.126213
Anonymous
Replies:>>126218
>>126205
I don't remember, the only ones I do enjoy were the old ones with world-building.
No.126214
Anonymous
Replies:>>126215
>>126212
>Bad luck
So you turned yourself into such a creature
No.126215
Anonymous
>>126214
Now I'm gonna breed him
No.126216
Anonymous
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Miss dooorman
No.126217
Anonymous
>>126210
More plushes are always welcome.
No.126218
Anonymous
>>126213
I like the bullied ones but aren’t clearly just reedited fluffy posts
No.126219
Anonymous
>>126210
Little zoinglies
No.126220
Anonymous
Replies:>>126221
>>126210
A plush for every occasion and every jar
No.126221
Anonymous
Replies:>>126224
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>>126220
No.126222
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>126223
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>>126210
MY SONS
*garbled alien speech*
I LOVE THEM
No.126223
Anonymous
Replies:>>126234
>>126222
I'm gonna jar them
No.126224
Anonymous
>>126221
kek
No.126226
Anonymous
>>126192
Thanks for being with us, anon. We love you too.
No.126227
Anonymous
Replies:>>126236
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>Is Oogi On Santa's Nice List?
No.126228
Anonymous
Replies:>>126232
>>126210
God, I really wish I had one of those plush. They look so cute.
No.126229
Anonymous
>>126186
Kek.
No.126230
Anonymous
Replies:>>126231
>>126212
The good news is, we can have kids now.
The bad news is, I don't know what they're gonna be.
No.126231
Anonymous
>>126230
>One of them is a relatively normal looking humanoid
>The other is a giant sperm
No.126232
Anonymous
Replies:>>126243
>>126228
I'm sure we could subcontract to a Cambodian sweatshop and get something sorted out
No.126233
Anonymous
>>126185
Fuck, anon, You made jump my heart in throat! Don't scare me like that again!
No.126234
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>126235
>>126223
both of them?
No.126235
Anonymous
Replies:>>126240
>>126234
Eugh actually no, Shepherd is uglie.
No.126236
Anonymous
Replies:>>126238
>>126227
Fuck no. They spray painted santa’s sleigh and crashed it.
No.126237
Anonymous
Come on down to MG's Watering Hole, the newest pool in Copper-9!
Running the following ethical guidelines
1. Open water park
2. Put "We are not responsible for lost or stolen property" sign out front. Very small font.
3. Wait for people to put their bodies in the moisture.
4. While people are being moist, have janitor (P or G) steal their stuff from the changing room.
5. When people complain about stuff going missing, shrug. Tap the sign if necessary.
6. Repeat until sued.
7. Flee planet with everybody's stolen wallets and clothes.
8. Use stolen money to open a clothing store.
9. Sell clothes until out of clothes.
10. Use profits to buy ticket back to Copper-9 and open a water park.
No.126238
Anonymous
Replies:>>126239
>>126236
The good fortune says otherwise humie
No.126239
Anonymous
>>126238
Fuckers are lying. Like a kid who says they been good all year but had actually dragged mud across the carpet 2 weeks ago.
No.126240
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>126249>>126250
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>>126235
No.126241
Anonymous
Replies:>>126244
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!

>Wish you and your favorite drone a merry Christmas.
No.126242
Anonymous
>>126205
My favorite Oogi green is about a beekeeper anon who steals eens from two surrendered Oogi hives for his Vees.
No.126243
Anonymous
>>126232
All right, who needs to be killed?
No.126244
Anonymous
>>126241
>Bad Luck
>Anon actually wishes (You) and (You)r Favorite Drone A Happy Kwanzaa
No.126245
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.126246
Anonymous
Replies:>>126280
>Kurt's either already insane, or he's going to go insane from being possessed
>After the car crash, he's had more incidents
>Striking a pose in the hall and going "loogame!", putting himself in debt by gambling, him randomly using a grinder as an overly threatening metaphor, those weren't him, were they?
>If anyone can tell what's wrong with him, it'll be Aunt Negev, even if her days of insanity are long behind her
>Kurt visits her and tells her the deal, and as he explains, her expression shifts to be more shady and paranoid, the way she apparently used to be before he was born
>She takes him several floors down the outpost, to an old server room with an equally old computer hooked up to it
>Apparently this server backed up as much of the internet as possible, and a good amount of that data survived everything
>"Jerma" turned out to be the keyword they needed
>It led them to the story of an old internet jester on Earth, a man who was beloved for his entertainment, but feared for his bouts of horrific violence, who eventually died due to the unrestrained use of a cognitohazard known as "the horror"
>Then another, Jerma989, during the war on Earth, a pirate radio operator who told stupid jokes to keep morale high, his location eventually compromised by a traitor and his station turned into "The Solver's Torture Hour", in which random humans would be dragged on air and tortured to death
>Jerma seemed to be a recurring name, once every generation, the next being born shortly after the death of the previous one
>Whispers intruded on Kurt's mind, telling him what he was, what he would become, until he railed against it, speaking out loud
>"No, chat, I'm not the reincarnation of a streamer from the 21st century. I'm not! Stop saying I am!"
>Negev turns to look at Kurt, and her eyes let her see his face merged with all 992 iterations that came before him
>...eh, she could deal with her nephew looking kind of like a Neanderthal version of himself in the right light, his dad looked even weirder, after all.
No.126247
Jolly Anonymous
I NEED A PICTURE OF OOGI CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
No.126248
Horny Anonymous
I NEED A PICTURE OF ANON FUCKING A DRONE UNDER MISTLETOE RIGHT NOW FUCKING!!!
No.126249
Anonymous
>>126240
Don't feel so bad Shepherd, at least you won't get raped like your brother.
No.126250
Anonymous
Replies:>>126252
>>126240
He looks too much like Shaggy to be sexy, I'm sorry
No.126251
Anonymous
Replies:>>126262
In my defence, U+1 is really cute.
No.126252
Shaggy
>>126250
Like screw you, man!
No.126253
Anonymous
Replies:>>126254>>126259>>126260>>126378>>126382
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Solver sapien Fuguedrone :)
No.126254
Anonymous
>>126253
Wear a shirt, you 7 eyed creep
No.126255
Anonymous
Replies:>>126258>>126259>>126385>>126387>>126415
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>"Hurry up and take the picture Anon, I'm cooking in this thing!"
No.126256
Anonymous
Replies:>>126257>>126259
What is this, some kind of Solver sapien convention?
No.126257
I Like How We Come Up With Things That The Outside Fandom Will Never Kno
Replies:>>126261
>>126256
Perhaps
No.126258
Anonymous
Replies:>>126270
>>126255
God, she's so hot.

Would I even have a chance of having a romantic relationship with her if we met? Mentally she's literally like a child, could I teach her to be an adult? And wouldn't she kill me if we met?
No.126259
Anonymous
>>126253
Aptly spooky for the creachure. Might I suggest a little hat?
>>126255
B-but you look really cute in it...
>>126256
Yes. Did you miss the memo?
No.126260
Anonymous
>>126253
Fugue always looks as if he wants to offer me a very tasty homemade pie made by himself.
No.126261
Anonymous
Replies:>>126306
>>126257
I'm sure if lilblucat wants, they could make the Akita-like OC Race take-off outside these threads
No.126262
Anonymous
>>126251
I'm ashamed to find him cute.
I'm ashamed of a lot of things, though.
No.126263
Anonymous
>"Funkie Boogi Da Boogi's Got Da Funk!", exclaimed the crowd of Oogis as Bugretta wiggled on the dance floor
No.126264
Anonymous
Replies:>>126265
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Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!
No.126265
Anonymous
Replies:>>126270
>>126264
>"Maya is the size of an average human mother."
No.126270
Anonymous
Replies:>>126271>>126292>>126415
>>126258
I wouldn't say she's like a child. Like an untrained neural net drone her mind started off fully functional from "Go". She skipped right through most of the early phases of childhood mental development in a very short period of time due to being forced to fend entirely for herself. By the time she ever comes into contact with anyone else most of what she would be lacking is specific knowledge and contextual information.
She benefits a lot from being a biomechanoid, she can think a lot faster than a vanilla human, but is able to learn and grow more spontaneously than a robot with specific programming.
With a mentor she would pick up language and more complex social behavior extremely quickly.
>Wouldn't she kill me if we met?
She's "born" after Cyn's control of the solver network collapses, she has no innately hostile or malicious impulses at all. She could definitely be dangerous if frightened or attacked, but like big wild animals in nature she is naturally cautious around anything her own size or larger and would not attack a person under most circumstances.
She might unthinkingly attack a person if she were starving, but she can eat a huge range of different things that aren't people so attacking a human would be a very improbable decision for her to make.
>>126265
She's close to the same size as Tessa, so around 5'5" or 165cm, probably weighs a good deal more though, since her skeleton is quasi-metallic and she has wings. Probably at least as much as a DD does, however much that is.
No.126271
Anonymous
Replies:>>126272
>>126270
>He gave me an actual size
It's a reference to this video
Guptill89 Presents: The Top 10 Hottest Sonic Femalesyoutube thumb
But aside from that, I appreciate the info
No.126272
Anonymous
>>126271
>ywn see Akita take wing
No.126273
Anonymous
Replies:>>126274
Why must the creator of the loafs be the most weirdest fucking person?
No.126274
Anonymous
Replies:>>126275
>>126273
They created Loafs. What's more to say? Also Loafs fucking suck
No.126275
Anonymous
>>126274
every single time i see them i am just filled with contempt. Like straight up its the most violent i ever felt towards something. Not even the fluffies gets this sort of rise from me.
No.126276
Anonymous
>>126192
Same, i want to contribute by writing some Alicegreens next year.
No.126278
Anonymous
Replies:>>126354
Anon who wrote the Christmas with Alice green, do you plan on posting it on the booru or the Alice thread?
The Alice thread would definitely benefit from some content
No.126280
Anonymous
>>126246
My sides.
No.126281
Anonymous
Replies:>>126282>>126285
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Do you think Emily can make it back to her parents this year?
No.126282
Anonymous
Replies:>>126283>>126284
>>126281
If she gets a head start
No.126283
Anonymous
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>>126282
kek
No.126284
Anonymous
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>>126282
Fuck you. I'm chuckling out of a spite-fuelled motivation to give her a happy ending.
No.126285
Negev Anon Secundus
>>126281
She's made it back to her parents every Christmas. They know she's watching over them, they just don't know she's in the room.
No.126286
Anonymous
who's on the nice list, who's on the naughty list, and how did they end up there?
No.126287
Anonymous
My drone downloaded an update called "Sex-to-Speech" I thought it said text to speech though
What the heck do I do now
No.126288
Anonymous
Replies:>>126290
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I swear if i have to listen to All I Want For Christmas one more time
No.126289
Anonymous
Replies:>>126291>>126402>>126404
What ideas for non-solver related monsters of the week would you like to see in the original pre-rewrite version of Murder Drones.
I think that zombie virus in episode 2 is the only idea Liam had or at least shared publicly.
No.126290
Anonymous
Replies:>>126295
>>126288
you think you're sick of hearing it, imagine how those poor wagie drones are feeling
No.126291
Anonymous
Replies:>>126300
>>126289
Malfunctioning Cyborgs? Like all humans are dead right? But, the technology in those who had cybernetics is still active, so they're just walking skeletons now, the person is dead, it's just an automaton
No.126292
Anonymous
>>126270
You mean, I have a chance? YES!
No.126293
Anonymous
Replies:>>126294>>126296
>Alice Has Been Abducted By Santa Claws So That She May Pull His Mechanical Sleigh
No.126294
Anonymous
Replies:>>126297
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>>126293
Alice sneaking into your home to deliver presents and give you a lil smooch on the forehead while you're sleeping...
No.126295
Anonymous
>>126290
I feel so bad for them
No.126296
Anonymous
>>126293
Oh no
No.126297
Anonymous
>>126294
Need, need so bad...
No.126298
Anonymous
Replies:>>126299>>126304
>Make-A-Wish Anon Asks To See Alice
>Some Blond Girl In A Dress Shows Up Instead
>He Instantly Flatlines
No.126299
Anonymous
Replies:>>126303>>126305
>>126298
>The anon in the other room makes a full recovery when he hears that Lizzy had come.
>"Out of my way, you southern harlot."
>Leaping miraculously from his bed, his IV undone, the cancer-stricken man ran without thinking to stop about the poor drone he had battered out of the way.
>And he barrelled into his wife, engulfing her in a great big hug!
>Lizzy of course protested but did not make any full attempts to get away as she rose in the hands of her lover.
>Even more miraculously, no matter what science or logic told you, the tests that came back later in the day showed a complete remission of the young man's affliction!


>Shame about that other guy though.
>Nothing a few bits of modern medicine and voodoo can't fix.
No.126300
Anonymous
Replies:>>126301>>126302
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>>126291
>Hey! Who turned out the lights?
No.126301
Anonymous
>>126300
Fucking horrific
No.126302
Anonymous
>>126300
Goofy ah Dr. Why episode
No.126303
Anonymous
>>126299
>you southern harlot.
you may have mistaken another Alice for her, but how dare you refer to my wife that way
No.126304
Anonymous
>>126298
Yeah, i'd die.
No.126305
Anonymous
>>126299
Southern harlot? If it's the right Alice, how dare you?! She's the best wife there is
No.126306
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>126341
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>>126261
I think I'd have to have a few designed for the basic ideas of what they are to able to be worked with by other people. I plan on at least making the canon cast grandparents in my fic, so I've given a few times at what Akita's children could potentially look like. Didn't like any of them lol. Gonna need a few more tries before I find what a Solver homunculus should look like as far as my take goes.
No.126307
Anonymous
Replies:>>126343
>>126185
oof. if tomoetomoe is leaving that's a pretty heavy blow
No.126308
Anonymous
>>126185
Godspeed, tomoe
Until we meet again
No.126309
Anonymous
Replies:>>126310>>126314>>126342>>126347>>126465
>An Anon who really loves Alice, decided to ask for her on Christmas
>He starts opening a rather large box that showed up near his tree
>He looks inside, and to his shock and dismay, Alice was not there
>It was a certain purple haired drone instead
>"Hiii, humie~ Alice couldn't make it, sorry. But you've got me, Nori~"
>Anon has a heart attack and dies
No.126310
Anonymous
Replies:>>126312
>>126309
dammit, I wanted a wife, not a free use milf
No.126311
Anonymous
Replies:>>126313>>126344
Driving home for Christmas and the drone in the tollbooth decided not to count my toll as paid
Said that "if I have to stay here over Christmas then a cute human is gonna have to keep me company"
Is she allowed to do that? I'm super pissed rn
No.126312
Anonymous
>>126310
Same, it hurts
No.126313
Anonymous
Replies:>>126315
>>126311
the solution here is very simple, anon: you take her home and show your family your new girlfriend
No.126314
Anonymous
Replies:>>126317
>>126309
>the box containing drone Nori
>not the box containing a smaller box containing headcrab Nori
No.126315
Anonymous
Replies:>>126316
>>126313
I've already GOT a drone gf Anon, that's the problem
I tried explaining and everything
No.126316
Anonymous
Replies:>>126319
>>126315
well, will she accept a few uppies? worst case scenario, if you can afford it you could buy her so she's no longer obligated to stay there
No.126317
Anonymous
Replies:>>126324
>>126314
Headcrab Nori would be much worse
No.126318
Anonymous
Replies:>>126345
some of the Grunts must have overheard the men talking about sitting in Santa's lap as kids and got the wrong idea, because now rather than sitting beside their human buddies, they'll just plop right down in their laps instead
No.126319
Anonymous
Replies:>>126320>>126321
>>126316
I'm broke, I only have enough on me to pay for the tolls and gas, I didn't think I'd be getting held for random by a drone today
No.126320
Anonymous
Replies:>>126321>>126327
>>126319
Did you ask if she could just do this to another human man who doesn't have a drone gf and let you go?
No.126321
Anonymous
Replies:>>126327
>>126319
>>126320
maybe you could try and set her up with a single friend of yours?
No.126322
Anonymous
Replies:>>126323>>126326>>126328>>126339>>126346>>126375
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MERRY crumbo
No.126323
Anonymous
>>126322
TIGHTER
No.126324
Anonymous
Replies:>>126331
>>126317
>She's in the walls... SHE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!
No.126325
Anonymous
>>126186
My sibbies
No.126326
Anonymous
>>126322
pretty sexo, and he makes his own eggnog
No.126327
Anonymous
>>126320
>>126321
I don't have any friends, I'm gonna see if I can hitchhike home
I'm only an hour out anyway
No.126328
Anonymous
>>126322
NICE
No.126329
Anonymous
Replies:>>126330>>126333>>126335>>126348
>"Hey, MG."
>"Yeah? Whaddya want, G? And you better not be asking for Christmas off again, I already hashed this out with P."
>"Nah, I was just wondering... you don't celebrate Christmas, so you don't have the Christmas Carol, right?"
>"If this is about Scrooge, I'll have you know that I find it flattering to be compared to him."
>"No, I wondered... what's the Jewish equivalent of Scrooge. Or the Grinch? Do you even have one of those?"
>MG pauses and thinks for a second
>".... Adam Sandler. He's also the Jewish version of Krampus."
No.126330
Anonymous
Replies:>>126335
>>126329
>TECHNICAL FOUL
No.126331
Anonymous
>>126324
>OH GOD OH FUCK
No.126332
Anonymous
Replies:>>126334>>126336>>126350
Image:173505563812.png(493kB, 1000x1300)The glitch files-cyn and cyntessa.png
Made this little doodle of cyn and cyntessa of what they might look like in the analog horror au that a person named thesushisensei is making with glitch production and the shows they have
No.126333
Anonymous
Replies:>>126335
>>126329
>"Oh boy oh boy, tonight's the night we watch 12 Crazy Nights!"
>"For fucks sake, P, it's 8! EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS!"
No.126334
Anonymous
>>126332
wife
No.126335
Anonymous
Replies:>>126337
>>126329
>>126330
>>126333
Would MG fall for Whitey’s promises of unlimited treasure within Eleanor’s lair?
OneyPlays: Whitey Boss Fightyoutube thumb
No.126336
Anonymous
>>126332
Jebus
No.126337
Anonymous
Replies:>>126338
>>126335
Probably, but only if Lizzy sings a song about all the stuff you can do at the mall first
No.126338
Anonymous
>>126337
She would do that
No.126339
Anonymous
>>126322
Femdwone
No.126340
Anonymous
>>126210
Yey
No.126341
Anonymous
>>126306
Akita like a mom?! God, I want be a father!
No.126342
Anonymous
Replies:>>126353
Image:173505695007.jpg(388kB, 1080x1080)GfJPsvAXQAAeA8P.jpeg
>>126309
Ha, sucker! That MILF is mine now!
No.126343
Anonymous
>>126307
I hope I just misunderstood what he said.
No.126344
Anonymous
Replies:>>126352
>>126311
Anon, just stick your dick in her and cum, that's literally all these drones want.
No.126345
Anonymous
Replies:>>126349
>>126318
As children, we tell poems to Ded Moroz to get presents. Do grunts know how to tell poems?
No.126346
Anonymous
>>126322
Fucking sexo N.
No.126347
Anonymous
>>126309
Dibs on to feast on his Corpse
No.126348
Anonymous
>>126329
Kek.
No.126349
Anonymous
>>126345
if they learn them from somewhere/someone
No.126350
Anonymous
>>126332
Yours look really cool, anon, that's for sure.
No.126351
Anonymous
>>126210
>Bet plushie (barista version)
>Smells of coffee
>Has a magnet in one hand that allows him to hold Q's hand (sold separately)
>Does include a tiny copy of the Communist Manifesto (there aren't any words inside, just pictures) and a book of assorted poetry
No.126352
Anonymous
>>126344
nta but I did that when something similar happened and she latched onto me afterwards and started nuzzling me
it's been three days now and she still hasn't detached
No.126353
Anonymous
>>126342
Good for you, Nori lover!
No.126354
Anonymous
Replies:>>126355>>126368
Image:173505826808.jpg(75kB, 736x736)murder_drones_alice_by_madela7263_dg6xg9n-fullview.png
>>126278
I can definitely post it on the Alice thread, although unfortunately I'm too stupid to figure out how to disable the website's snow effect for a proper screencap so I might have to post it manually lol
No.126355
Anonymous
>>126354
Alright nice, that works too
No.126356
Anonymous
Image:173505900212.jpg(928kB, 4724x5472)ab59619905734a81c1845fea30f01e77.jpeg
No.126357
Anonymous
>>126210
> Maya plush
that was fast
No.126358
Anonymous
Replies:>>126441
>>125779
>You’re walking down the school hallway heading to your next class which you absolutely dread.
>As you walk, you hear someone that you recognize.
>”I told you, I’m not interested!”
>”Aw, come on. Don’t you want just a little bit of fun!”
>Chiappa?
>She passes right past you in a hurry, looking down at the ground with an uncomfortable expression, while a disassembly drone is tailing and talking to her.
>Wait, what the hell?
>You follow them and the moment you catch up to the disassembler, you grab him by his shoulder.
>”Hey, what’s going on here?” He stops in his tracks and turns towards you. At first he looks angry but then looks surprised as he gets a better look at you. “What the…you’re…”
>”A human? Yeah.”
>”Lucky!” Chiappa says as she goes over to your side.
>You take a good look at the disassembler. He’s wearing black sweatpants and sweatshirt with white stripes down the sleeves and some logo on the left side of his sweatshirt. He’s got a buzzcut, or at least what looks like a buzzcut for a drone and his way of speaking is funny.
>”Why are you bothering her?” That seems to get him out of his stupor and smiles at you. “Just asking her out, lad. What, are you like her boyfrien’ or sumthing?”
>”What? No!” You shake your head. “She looks uncomfortable and told you to leave her be.”
>The disassembler laughs as he looks at Chiappa. “Just a litta banter, mate. Sluts like her like to play hard since they want attention, ya know---”
>”Slut?!” You yell at his face and he takes a step back. “That’s my sister, you douche!”
>Your little outburst seems to have gotten the attention of passerby’s as a few of them glance in your direction or stop to see the commotion.
>”Sister?” He sounds genuinely confused. “Were you, what, adopted? How are ye even alive? Didn’t all humans die a long time ago? And why does your skin look so pale?”
>”Does any of that matter? You called my sister a slut!”
>”I mean, yeah. Just look at ‘er.” He points at Chiappa. “Look at that crop top and shorts.”
>”That’s sportswear, you douche. Unlike you, she’s a normal drone who’s done more that you look like to have done.” You look towards Chiappa. “Come on, let’s go.” You turn around and take a step away from the disassembler before he stops you.
>”You should be nicer to people, you dickhead.”

2/?
No.126359
Anonymous
Replies:>>126361
Image:173506000386.png(179kB, 1508x1212)Switch with a present.png
Have a nice holiday Anons.
No.126361
Anonymous
>>126359
Merry christmas switchanon.
No.126362
Anonymous
Replies:>>126364
Image:173506029024.jpg(106kB, 733x558)GfL3y98WYAADxif.jpg
OH NO!
No.126363
Anonymous
Replies:>>126442
Image:173506037808.jpg(70kB, 859x811)173003103205.jpg
Daily reminder that J is Santa's #1 superfan. Expressing doubt or disbelief in Santa is punishable by death and dismemberment.
No.126364
Anonymous
>>126362
OH YEAH!
No.126366
Anonymous
Replies:>>126373>>126379>>126403
Image:173506058046.jpg(346kB, 816x1272)tumblr_f3d8f8a5c85736173f0966093e3cae6e_e233240a_1280-vert.jpg
Think Lizzy ever let(s) her vampire besties get some sip from her?
No.126367
Anonymous
Image:173506059042.jpg(84kB, 637x1062)khoriguy.jpg
No.126368
Anonymous
Replies:>>126401
Image:173506075036.png(296kB, 1451x1107)alice christmas green.png
>>126354
capp'd
No.126369
Human Resources
Replies:>>126444
A reminder to all human personnel - avoid contact with Christmas and Holiday Drones at all costs. Do not eat any ice cream they give you as it contains sedatives as to kidnap you.
No.126370
Anonymous
Replies:>>126371>>126372>>126509
Image:173506095630.jpg(39kB, 460x426)a6b97P2_460s.jpg
Happy Chanukkah, everybody
No.126371
Anonymous
>>126370
>Seinfeld but drones
No.126372
Anonymous
Replies:>>126374
>>126370
>t. Number Drone
Stop financing DRONED.COM you fuck.
No.126373
Anonymous
>>126366
Yes, cause she loves dem monsters to her heart content. Shes a certified monster fucker afterall
No.126374
Anonymous
Replies:>>126380
>>126372
>You vil date the dronez.
No.126375
Anonymous
>>126322
V is already in her favourite spot
No.126376
Anonymous
Replies:>>126384
Hey, did one of you untrustworthy gooners steal my sweet FemN?? I left her RIGHT HERE so I could go take a dump but she's gone now
No.126377
Anonymous
Replies:>>126394
>Harper watching movies with her daughter
No.126378
Anonymous
>>126253
Cutie
No.126379
Anonymous
Replies:>>126383
>>126366
>both of them love Lizzy but constantly want to fucking murder the other
I'm not even sure what you'd call that, a hate-a-cule?
No.126380
Anonymous
Image:173506160023.jpg(137kB, 500x500)FUCKZEDRONE.jpg
>>126374
No.126381
Anonymous
Replies:>>126386
Every ad I see now is a human man with a worker drone girl. Who is pushing this agenda? Who is the AUDIENCE for this?
No.126382
Anonymous
>>126253
Baby!
No.126383
Anonymous
>>126379
I never got the impression the hate is reciprocated. V seems like she'd see Doll as a joyless buzzkill.
No.126384
Anonymous
Replies:>>126388>>126389
>>126376
Sorry, I ate her
No.126385
Anonymous
>>126255
>Maya looking hot (figuratively AND literally) in a Christmas sweater
I love her and I would absolutely kiss her under the Eldritch mistletoe!
No.126386
Anonymous
Image:173506200632.jpg(160kB, 1170x1038)tonight's episode.jpg
>>126381
No.126387
Anonymous
>>126255
Awwwww
No.126388
Anonymous
Replies:>>126389>>126391
>>126384
You fucking ate my fucking FemN that I intended on fucking later fucking on??!!
Dude, what the FUCK
No.126389
Anonymous
Replies:>>126391
>>126384
>>126388 (me)
Also, in case it isn't clear, you're uninvited to Christmas dinner
No.126390
Anonymous
Image:173506231189.png(181kB, 1353x838)173105966668.png
No.126391
Anonymous
Replies:>>126392
Image:173506231405.png(46kB, 874x569)Cyn solvr magic.png
>>126388
I was hungry, sorry
>>126389
Then you don't get your gift
No.126392
Anonymous
Replies:>>126393
>>126391
Unless the gift was my wife back and unharmed I honestly don't feel like I'm missing out on much
No.126393
Anonymous
Replies:>>126396>>126398>>126464
>>126392
It was three disassembly drones, but you will not get them now
No.126394
Anonymous
Replies:>>126423
Image:173506267954.jpg(536kB, 1711x1986)RoadTripSentinelWithClothes.jpg
>>126377
> pic but festiveized
No.126395
Anonymous
Replies:>>126446
I WILL NOT FUCK THE DRONE! FUCK YOU CYN AND FUCK YOU DRONE SCHWABS!
No.126396
Anonymous
Replies:>>126397
>>126393
You owe me one of those anyway
Also, why not just eat of them instead of my wife dude, seriously
No.126397
Anonymous
Replies:>>126410
>>126396
Eating a gift that is still not given is rude
No.126398
Anonymous
Replies:>>126400
>>126393
>three disassembly drones
Was your gift a surprise IRS inspection?
No.126399
Anonymous
Replies:>>126406>>126507
Image:173506333503.jpg(80kB, 1024x1024)1711775346798648m.jpg
I should write. And sleep.
But M
But Emily
But Alice
But Thalia
>aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
No.126400
Anonymous
>>126398
No, just three abandoned dds
No.126401
Anonymous
Image:173506340344.png(212kB, 439x589)Untitled238_20241125231256.png
>>126368
Appreciated, thank you very much anon
No.126402
Anonymous
Replies:>>126405
>>126289
>non-solver related monsters
Hmm, that's actually an interesting prompt. Here's a few just off the top of my head

>Predatory Robo-roach 'drone': Basically a hollowed out puppeted drone chassis that's host to a swarm of networked/hiveminded robo-roaches, stalking the bowels of forgotten bunker tunnels in search of it's next meal
>Immortal Dog (yes I know this idea has been done to death by now): It's a seemingly normal looking dog that's inexplicably alive on Copper-9 that transforms into a rabid werebeast under certain conditions
>Malfunctioning Manufactory Supercomputer: It's an incredibly tongue in cheek take on the classic 'Paperclip Maximizer', seeking to slowly turn EVERYTHING into paperclips while using hijacked/hacked drones to spread it's influence via a computer virus
No.126403
Anonymous
>>126366
Yes
No.126404
Anonymous
>>126289
Robo-J-horror ghosts, like Doll is back as in the credits of what we got.
No.126405
Anonymous
Replies:>>126409
>>126402
>Turns out the shuttles from the end of episode 1 were from Dog World.
No.126406
Anonymous
>>126399
Join me on the dark side, Anon
Where I get two hours naps every four to five hours or so, and nothing longer than that! Ah hahaha!
No.126407
Anonymous
Replies:>>126411
Thread Solver Abominations should have sex and make children.
No.126408
Anonymous
>>126185
You are/were a true pillar of the community, and your efforts will surely be remembered & cherished here for as long as dronetism itself.
God speed and good luck on your future endeavors
No.126409
Anonymous
Image:173506467164.png(2.82MB, 1280x1533)tumblr_d5276093410e0791ddaad0ebcff4c22e_2e12213a_1280.png
>>126405
>the diplomatic mission from Dog Planet makes contact with Copper-9
No.126410
Anonymous
>>126397
Idk man, I kinda think eating the love of my life is a little ruder
You wouldn't happen to be friends with a nigga named A Train, would you?
No.126411
Anonymous
Replies:>>126412
>>126407
Anon should bang them just to make the genealogy even more likely to destroy their reality
No.126412
Anonymous
Replies:>>126422
>>126411
You're willing to bang the literal reincarnation of Jerma?
No.126414
Anonymous
Replies:>>126416>>126418
Is Kurt haunted by the ghosts of the horny queers who Hbomberguy infested Jerma's chat with?
No.126415
Anonymous
>>126255
>>126270
Part bionic
And organic
Not a cyborg
No.126416
Anonymous
Replies:>>126421
>>126414
>queers who Hbomberguy infested Jerma's chat with?
What did Anon mean by this?
No.126417
Anonymous
Replies:>>126449
Image:173506519880.jpg(727kB, 2617x3495)1735060860948451.jpg
>>126167
>All the Pro-humanity Elf-hate posters the second they get home
No.126418
Anonymous
Replies:>>126419
>>126414
more importantly, who is Kurt's Ster?
No.126419
Anonymous
Replies:>>126420
>>126418
wait no i got it
> siSter
it was right there the whole time
No.126420
Anonymous
Replies:>>126450
>>126419
kurt plowing his sister every night without anon or beretta knowing
No.126421
Anonymous
>>126416
Hbomberguy did a fundraising stream for a "help Munchauen by proxy cases troon out their kids" nonprofit then raided Jerma immediately afterwards. All the horny troons in his audience spread to Jerma's chat and stayed there.
No.126422
Anonymous
Replies:>>126426>>126429
>>126412
I don't count fankids of fankids in my equation, Anon
I'm talking about the boob having dino-batwomen
No.126423
Anonymous
>>126394
>She's watching all the Rankin Bass Christmas movies
No.126424
Anonymous
Replies:>>126425>>126427
Image:173506655435.png(226kB, 2000x2226)Friend I wish you a Merry Christmas!.png
My Friends, I wish you a Merry Christmas to you all!
No.126425
Anonymous
Replies:>>126430
>>126424
Yay!
No.126426
Anonymous
>>126422
Your loss, Anon.
No.126427
Anonymous
Replies:>>126430
Image:173506701999.jpg(334kB, 1944x1920)Choccy milk.jpeg
>>126424
Merry Christmas SmileFriend!
No.126428
Anonymous
Replies:>>126452
I need to finish that fucking drawing jesus
No.126429
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>126431>>126433>>126434>>126435>>126454
Image:173506763016.png(94kB, 888x654)Screenshot From 2024-12-24 11-12-56.png
>>126422
what
No.126430
Anonymous
>>126425
Yipii!
>>126427
I wish you the best of times Friend.
No.126431
Anonymous
Replies:>>126432
>>126429
Can't believe Anon would cheat on Beretta like this smh we should cancel him on X dot com
No.126432
Anonymous
>>126431
Different timeline.
No.126433
Anonymous
Replies:>>126438
>>126429
What I mean is
>Akita and Maya
- wings 😳
- bewbs 😍
- dinosaur 👍
>Kurt and Chappi
- no wings 😢
- no bewbs 💀
- not dinosaur 🗿
It's clear which I should prefer
No.126434
Anonymous
>>126429
HUH?
No.126435
Anonymous
Replies:>>126437>>126438>>126457
>>126429
Momkita is such a tired little cutie and Anon looks as strapping and chiseled as usual
(Also is the baby an actual T-Rex)
No.126436
Anonymous
Replies:>>126455
Does anyone else get kind of a SpongeBob vibe from N, in retrospect?
No.126437
Anonymous
Replies:>>126439
>>126435
>Anon and Akita's child is a sentinel dino
No.126438
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
>>126433
I know, the mental image of "dinosaur batwoman baby" was too funny to pass up
>>126435
Yes
No.126439
Anonymous
Image:173506985330.jpg(37kB, 550x550)i-am-unstoppable-dino-t-rex-t-rex-mens-t-shirt.jpg
>>126437
>She will grow up to be a basketball star
No.126440
Anonymous
Replies:>>126467
>watching Home Alone with Akita because it's a Christmas classic!
>watching Home Alone 2 with Akita because it's a great follow-up to a Christmas classic!
>watching Home Alone 3 with Akita because it's an acceptable reboot of a Christmas classic!
>telling Akita that aren't any other Home Alone films because you know it's better that way, even if it hurts you to lie!
No.126441
Anonymous
Replies:>>126443
>>126358
Kurt soon to kick some disassembler ass.
No.126442
Anonymous
>>126363
I prefer Ded Moroz.
No.126443
Anonymous
>>126441
>"Hypothetically, what do you think would come out if I put your core in a meat grinder?"
No.126444
Anonymous
>>126369
But they're offering it for free.
No.126445
Anonymous
Replies:>>126456
>Watching star wars christmas special with Beretta
>She keeps trying to get away, but you won’t let her leave
No.126446
Anonymous
>>126395
Anon, you have doomed us all....
No.126447
Anonymous
Good night anon
No.126448
Anonymous
Replies:>>126453
You wouldn’t fuck a barely legal bat-dinosaur creature would you Anon?
No.126449
Anonymous
>>126417
I didn't want it! She saved my idiot father in the war, and he gave me to her as a husband! Why the fuck is it legal in the federation to force people to marry Sentinel Drones?! We're not in the fucking dark ages!
No.126450
Anonymous
>>126420
Classic.
No.126451
Anonymous
Replies:>>126470
Merry Christmas to all you anons!
Thank you for creating a community like this!
No.126452
Anonymous
>>126428
Take your time, anon, we'll wait.
No.126453
Anonymous
>>126448
No government agency could stop me.
No.126454
Anonymous
>>126429
She is mother!
No.126455
Anonymous
>>126436
Fortunately, no.
No.126456
Anonymous
>>126445
>Beretta stops struggling when Jefferson Starship and Bea Arthur come up
No.126457
Anonymous
>>126435
Ah boy
No.126458
Anonymous
Replies:>>126462
Image:173507227572.png(8kB, 500x500)1725155618779953.png
>FORCIBLY dressing Mac in a Bears jersey
No.126459
Anonymous
Replies:>>126460>>126461>>126468>>126479>>126520
Image:173507244238.jpg(35kB, 475x585)Nutcracker.jpg
ultra rough nutcracker grunt I threw together in 10 minutes while packing. hope you have a merry christmas, /md/
No.126460
Anonymous
>>126459
Cute
No.126461
Anonymous
>>126459
Ha. Nice. Good piece, drawfriend.
No.126462
Anonymous
>>126458
Why would you do this to him
No.126463
Anonymous
Replies:>>126476
Video:173507281874.mp4(1.31MB / 0:00:22 / avc1, 480x484)ho ho holy shit bro.mp4
>when the HANDS agent has to disassemble his own child in front of his worker drone wife
No.126464
Anonymous
>>126393
can i have them instead? also what units are they?
No.126465
Anonymous
>>126309
BUUUUUUUUUULSHIT WHAT ??
No.126466
Anonymous
Replies:>>126522
>you and Akita are both eating icecream on a lovely day at the park
>or it would be lovely if Akita didn’t insist on sitting on your lap, and… grinding
>people occasionally walk by and tell you what a cute daughter you have, you have no choice but to reply politely, Akita likewise does nothing to correct them
>when you ask her if she’s sure this all such a good idea, she whispers in your ear in a sultry tone
>“if you move, I’ll scream~”
>she then licks the melted icecream from your cheek with her long purple tongue
>“so just stay still, ok "dad"? heehee~” she finishes by adjusting herself somehow even deeper into your lap
No.126467
Anonymous
Replies:>>126473>>126474
>>126440
What about Home Alone 5?
The Critic - Home Alone 5youtube thumb
No.126468
Anonymous
>>126459
CUUUTEE!!
No.126469
Anonymous
Replies:>>126478
Image:173507358815.jpg(208kB, 1029x1005)173450189870.jpg
Very glad to see Aliceposting back again and having the honour of making 17th and 18th mention of Alice this thread.
Very fullfilling things, thinking about Alice, wanna deliver some Alice these days, very nice ones, hopefully some of the best there can be idk nice day by eagain
No.126470
Anonymous
>>126451
Merry Christmas zoo you are based see you soon then til then
No.126471
Anonymous
Replies:>>126482
Need knock Alice up on Christmas uuuuuunf
No.126472
Anonymous
Replies:>>126483
Alcoholized Alice
No.126473
Anonymous
Replies:>>126475
>>126467
>Oh my god! We left Beretta home alone!
>And she's only 23!
No.126474
Anonymous
>>126467
4, 5, and 6 don't exist, Anon
You're hallucinating, drink some eggnog and watch A Christmas Story or something
No.126475
Anonymous
>>126473
>Home Alone, but it's Beretta
>Anon replaces the Wet Bandits
>Instead of trying to steal stuff, he and Beretta just wanna make out
>He has to evade all of the traps Uzi has set to get his holiday sexo from his girlfriend
No.126476
Anonymous
>>126463
Hot
No.126478
Anonymous
>>126469
Aliceposting should never die, we should always talk about Alice
No.126479
Anonymous
Image:173507478630.png(285kB, 1136x640)ika0muuta1641.png
>>126459
NUTS
POUND

> KF Zeds are a good fit as solver mutants
No.126481
Anonymous
I was gonna write something about how making your main villain out of the gate a universal threat is terrible for something's longevity, but then I realized that's not a bad thing to a flighty spastic like Liam.
No.126482
Anonymous
Replies:>>126524>>126611
Image:173507501327.png(877kB, 680x680)GZY231tWsAAKD14.png
>>126471
No.126483
Anonymous
Replies:>>126485>>126524>>126611
Image:173507505400.png(877kB, 680x680)GZY231tWsAAKD14.png
>>126472
Found an image of her drunk, uooohhhh...
No.126484
Anonymous
Image:173507507912.jpg(71kB, 851x751)1315-c5aec87a-c6b9-4d41-b45b-05d7dc32844f.jpg
give your Avre and Elf plushies some company by putting a Beretta plush in the vents
No.126485
Anonymous
Replies:>>126486>>126488>>126703>>127014
>>126483
worshipping Alice's body and eating her out while she sips whiskey
No.126486
Anonymous
>>126485
Fuck yeah
No.126487
Anonymous
Replies:>>126504
Image:173507555494.jpg(48kB, 830x893)1713630499451153.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~
No.126488
Anonymous
Replies:>>126489>>126492
>>126485
>Her nethers taste like whiskey
No.126489
Anonymous
Replies:>>126490>>126491>>126492>>126494>>126703>>127014
>>126488
getting drunk off Alice's pussy...
No.126490
Anonymous
Replies:>>126493>>126494
>>126489
Really takes the phrase "getting drunk off her" to a whole new level
No.126491
Anonymous
>>126489
Best way to get drunk
No.126492
Anonymous
>>126488
>>126489
> it's just a straight pipe through her, what goes in comes out
No.126493
Anonymous
>>126490
Literally
No.126494
Anonymous
Replies:>>126495
>>126489
>>126490
>the only effect of the solver experiments performed on Alice was giving her powerful pheromones
No.126495
Anonymous
Replies:>>126496>>126497
>>126494
>And she never noticed that
No.126496
Anonymous
Replies:>>126498
>>126495
how could she, it only goes into effect when she's in the mood and there's not exactly anyone she'd wanna get it on with underground
No.126497
Anonymous
Replies:>>126499
>>126495
Oh, she notices when she and Anon get frisky, if you catch my drift
No.126498
Anonymous
Replies:>>126502
>>126496
Except Anon
No.126499
Anonymous
>>126497
Oh definitely
No.126502
Anonymous
Replies:>>126503
>>126498
anon's the one who gets her back to the surface, silly
No.126503
Anonymous
>>126502
Right, my bad lol
No.126504
Anonymous
>>126487
She cryin'
No.126505
Anonymous
Replies:>>126506>>126645
>Alice is your dear deer every day of the year
>Except for Christmas
>Then she's your dear reindeer
No.126506
Anonymous
>>126505
Aww
No.126507
Anonymous
Replies:>>126508
>>126399
And Xi and Zeta? M is with them, right?
No.126508
Anonymous
Replies:>>126580
>>126507
No. Clearly they were consumed by the singularity.

Yes, of course they're with her.
No.126509
Anonymous
>>126370
Heh funny
No.126510
Anonymous
Replies:>>126511>>126517>>126518>>126519>>126521>>126528>>126687
Image:173507899974.png(997kB, 2171x1474)Avar reference sheet.png
It is officially Christmas over here, meaning I can now finally unveil what I’ve been working on for these past days! For all of you that have read my longest standalone story to date, “A Murderous Carol”, you might remember the three ghosts of Christmas and the hell they put W through to make her not be such a grump anymore. Well, as the official 1 year anniversary since I’ve made that story, I’ve decided to do two things: remake the story a bit and post it on AO3 (which will come a bit later) and of course, give proper designs to the Ghosts themselves. Strap in cuz here is my little Christmas project for this year.

>beings that, for some reason have decided to attach themselves to the Christmas holiday, which seems to be an almost universal festivity cross countless realities, regardless of its origin
>basically, if an intelligent species emerges, they are guaranteed to develop a Christmas like holiday some time down in their history, with these beings supervising the entire process and making sure it’ll be one of their biggest holidays of the year
>Avar is essentially an Abrahamic angel, claiming to watch over the "flow of the past", acting as a living manuscript for all that had happened; their flame is never ending, burning with an aura that is said to purify even the most wicked of souls, however it also shifts in color depending on their mood, God have mercy on your sinful soul if you ever see it turn blue
>despite not possessing physical eyes, they can still see everything around them, all thanks to their real “eyes”, golden, eye-like emblems with a cross for a pupil; these holograms can manifest on any part of their body and then detach themselves to survey the environment, meaning that nothing escapes this angel’s vision. Nothing.
No.126511
Anonymous
Replies:>>126512>>126517>>126528>>126687
Image:173507904646.png(3.56MB, 5184x3968)Fjolnir reference sheet.png
>>126510
>Fjolnir is the physical embodiment of the festivity and the only one that could be considered the real "god" of the holiday; they technically “live” for one day, which is that of Christmas, while for the rest of the year until the next day of celebration they hibernate, continuing to live on in the Dream Plains where they’re essentially stuck, not being able to interact with the material world, but they don’t really mind it since they spend all of that time in never ending parties
>they're the only one whose voice can be assigned a gender to, booming with the heart throbbing joy of the most Christmas loving uncle (and yes, also a dwarf); despite this, they still refer to themselves as "us", all thanks to the ravens that stand perched on his antlers, Huginn and Muninn;
>Huginn and Muninn are rather unique in that they only appear one at a time to whoever Fjolnir is talking to, Huginn being the black shadow and Muninn the white one; they generally appear depending on how "light" or "heavy" one's soul is, if you're wracked with shadows of your past, Huginn will appear, where's if you're doing fairly well mentally and are at peace with your soul, Muninn will appear
>they aren’t supposed to represent the “good” or “evil” side of someone, just how many impurities one’s soul has gathered over their lifetime; they never appear at the same time unless someone has managed to form a perfect balance of the positive and negative emotions in their spiritual selves, which almost never happens as one will always have one thing more than the other; they also appear depending on who is observing Fjolnir, meaning that if they were in a room full of people, each individual would either see only Huginn or Muninn
No.126512
Anonymous
Replies:>>126513>>126517>>126528>>126687
Image:173507907525.png(2.18MB, 5846x4354)Thanatos reference sheet.png
>>126511
>The Ghost of Christmas Future is easily the oldest out of all of them, that is because they are the physical embodiment of the cold void that awaits all
>the Solver represents the entropic end, while they are the empty oblivion that follows after, the endless darkness that is left behind after a universe goes dark
>they don’t have a name, as they see it as meaningless to attach a name to an ever present constant, the final destination that awaits everything, but despite that, they still chose some names others could refers to them by if they so pleased to, as incredibly rarely as it happened, “Thanatos” being one of them
>as for why all these entities came together to represent the festivity of Christmas is a mystery, especially since they’ve never manifested themselves in the mortal plain (up until now at least), but one thing is for certain, and that is sometimes, even the Grim Reaper wants to feel jolly at least once a year
No.126513
Anonymous
Replies:>>126514>>126517>>126528
Image:173507911373.png(110kB, 2087x1158)Avar height.png
>>126512
Also their heights
No.126514
Anonymous
Replies:>>126515>>126517>>126528
Image:173507912638.png(268kB, 3663x2851)Fjolnir height.png
>>126513
No.126515
Anonymous
Replies:>>126517>>126528
Image:173507914332.png(195kB, 3694x4055)Thanatos height.png
>>126514
No.126516
Anonymous
Replies:>>126517
Image:173507921502.png(770kB, 4367x1546)Takamagahara Padoru.png
Aaand that's all for now, expect the A Murderous Carol redux a bit later.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
No.126517
Anonymous
>>126510
>>126511
>>126512
>>126513
>>126514
>>126515
>>126516
Unfathomably based work. May you have the most Merry Christmas of all anon!
No.126518
Anonymous
>>126510
I quite like this design
No.126519
Anonymous
>>126510
Merry Christmas W-Anon.
No.126520
Anonymous
>>126459
I see ass)
No.126521
Anonymous
>>126510
I liek
No.126522
Anonymous
>>126466
That's already considered harassment...
No.126523
Anonymous
Replies:>>126526
Image:173508031801.png(1.82MB, 1920x861)1669068295973.png
Do you think Doll would still freak out if she looked at Captchas now that she's a ghost?
No.126524
Anonymous
Replies:>>126592
>>126482
>>126483
Alice, you're fucking pregnant!
No.126526
Anonymous
>>126523
I don't get it
No.126527
Anonymous
Replies:>>126529>>126531>>126538>>126543
If Liam cared about the Murder Drones community, he'd give us an officially licensed fart comic like Harley Quinn is getting
Just sayin
No.126528
Anonymous
Replies:>>126591
>>126510
>>126511
>>126512
>>126513
>>126514
>>126515
It's damn cool, anon. I'll be looking forward to it.
No.126529
Anonymous
>>126527
Perhaps
No.126530
Anonymous
Merry Christmas, anons. Love ya.
No.126531
Anonymous
Replies:>>126536
>>126527
He's too autistic for that, and maybe he's resentful of the community. I don't know why, just maybe.
No.126532
Anonymous
Replies:>>126765
Which OCs would be best at comforting you on a lonely Christmas eve while your only family is in the ICU?
Asking for a friend haha...
No.126533
Anonymous
Replies:>>126534>>126535>>126536>>126754>>126761
I hope you've made a Booru account and that your prepared to cap things yourself, because one of our most frequent uploaders just left aka Tomoetomoe. So get off your lazy ass and get to work
No.126534
Anonymous
Replies:>>126536>>126537
>>126533
So he actually did leave? Fuck, I guess I need to pick up the slack then
No.126535
Anonymous
>>126533
Still working on capping greens, going slow because my pain meds are not pulling their weight rn
Gonna do a mass greentext upload on New Years
No.126536
Anonymous
>>126531
I hope not
>>126533
>>126534
Fuck
No.126537
Anonymous
Replies:>>126539
>>126534
Maya, despite being the flavor of the now STILL doesn’t have a tag, and the “Solver abomination” should probably be accompanied by a “Solver sapien” tag for Maya/Akita
No.126538
Anonymous
>>126527
it's a gas
No.126539
Anonymous
>>126537
I'll get to it then
No.126540
Anonymous
Replies:>>126553>>126556>>126566
Image:173508136175.png(470kB, 1784x1237)navideña.png
psssh
comic update on whispers
check booru or i post here
No.126541
Anonymous
Vicious has now uploaded the new parts of the comic in Booru.
No.126543
Anonymous
>>126527
Hope drones have catalytic converters
No.126544
Anonymous
>Fun Daily OC Facts: When Hope was first created, she was almost thrown in the trash and immediately abandoned by the threads, however through a miracle she was brought to life by several different Anons with differing ideas, until a majority settled on one
No.126545
Anonymous
If we're calling solver abomination babes solver sapiens, does that mean the Anons who wanna bang them are solver erectus?
No.126546
Anonymous
Replies:>>126547>>126549
N slinking through every house in town swallowing all the presents.
the N who stole Christmas
No.126547
Anonymous
Replies:>>126548>>126551
>>126546
Are you fucking retarded, N wouldn't steal Christmas, you must've confused him for someone else
No.126548
Anon Who Named His Drone "Retarded"
>>126547
>are you fucking retarded
Yes, why do you ask?
No.126549
Anonymous
>>126546
That's not N, that's actually MG
No.126550
Anonymous
Replies:>>126552>>126555
Mini-Y, strung up in Christmas lights, her wrists and ankles tied. Ooga-booga oogis surround her, dancing and chanting in their heathen tongue while waving toothpick spears. Scraps of paper and wood are piled together and set afire, a cauldron of broth placed atop. "Ach," Mini-Y spits, "zis is von dinner date I vill not be attendunging."
No.126551
Anonymous
>>126547
V would be the one going around swallowing presents. Her boundless hunger was acting up worse than it had in a long time, and it was either eating Christmas presents or eating babies like she did before Lizzy gave her a chance.
No.126552
Anonymous
Replies:>>126571
>>126550
>Then Anon comes in with a vacuumn cleaner.
>Not a single ooga-booga oogi survived.
No.126553
Anonymous
>>126540
Cute!
No.126554
Anonymous
Replies:>>126558
Image:173508261213.gif(1.16MB, 498x498)j-x-uzi-uzi-x-j.gif
No.126555
Anonymous
Replies:>>126764
>>126550
The sound of plastic tires squealing pierces the air. A model Chrysler, with four Oogis in pinstripe suits, swerves up in front of the group. "Is yous da Boogs? Southstreet Boogs?"
"Ooga?" One of the tribal creatures wonders stupidly. It wonders only a moment as it's hit with a full force shot of vinegar. The Oogsters in the car open fire, mercilessly slaughtering all the Oogis, drenching the fire, and soaking poor Mini Y in salad dressing.
"Don Oogino sends her regards!" They zoom off again after spray painting their shitty little tags everywhere.
Mini Y is still tied in place.
No.126556
Anonymous
Replies:>>126557>>126565>>126596
Image:173508272330.jpg(845kB, 1500x2124)5.jpg
>>126540
i forgot when i posted last page but i will give the update here too
No.126557
Anonymous
Replies:>>126559>>126565>>126596
Image:173508273907.jpg(1.91MB, 1500x2124)6.jpg
>>126556
No.126558
Anonymous
>>126554
>Merry Jewmas
That's Hanukkah, silly
No.126559
Anonymous
Replies:>>126560>>126565>>126596
Image:173508275501.jpg(1.88MB, 1500x2124)7.jpg
>>126557
No.126560
Anonymous
Replies:>>126562>>126596
Image:173508277030.jpg(1.77MB, 1500x2124)8.jpg
>>126559
No.126561
Anonymous
Replies:>>126567
Image:173508278310.png(782kB, 3410x2222)1724450597847.png
>Fun Afternoon OC Facts: Negev has Freudian slipped her way into calling the nurse who gives her her meds in the morning Mom.
>She has also Freudian slipped her way into calling Doll Mom.
>This has happened more than once to both women.
No.126562
Anonymous
Replies:>>126563>>126596
Image:173508278487.jpg(2.12MB, 1500x2124)9.jpg
>>126560
No.126563
Anonymous
Replies:>>126564
Image:173508281025.jpg(1.26MB, 1500x2124)10.jpg
>>126562
No.126564
Anonymous
Replies:>>126575
Image:173508283920.jpg(1.72MB, 1500x2124)11.jpg
>>126563
No.126565
Anonymous
>>126556
>>126557
>>126559
can't wait to see where this goes. those teef are looking NICE
No.126566
Anonymous
Replies:>>126568>>126572
>>126540
I love that Uzi is slowly realising that her boyfriend is a fucking genocide machine who has killed countless of her kin.
No.126567
Anonymous
Replies:>>126570
>>126561
Foolish Anon, now you must tell me the lore of her Nursd
No.126568
Anonymous
Replies:>>126569
>>126566
No no Anon, women find that HOT. If there's one thing the Internet age has taught us as a species, it's that women are more likely to seek psychotic men for relationships
No.126569
Anonymous
Replies:>>126576
>>126568
>Women Had Vickers Fetish's Long Before Liam Introduced It To Men
No.126570
Anonymous
Replies:>>126574
>>126567
She's one of the background extras at the prom. You can't miss her.
No.126571
Anonymous
Replies:>>126573
>>126552
>Dr. Mini-Y, I presume?
No.126572
Anonymous
>>126566
Pretty sure these are N's nightmares.
No.126573
Anonymous
>>126571
>Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
>Because if you were dead, you'd be Dr. Deadstone
>Ahahaha
>Or perhaps Dr. Tombstone?
>Hahahaha
>Hey now, take the gun out of your mouth, it was just a joke
No.126574
Anonymous
Replies:>>126577>>126585
>>126570
YOU ARE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS EASILY! YOU WILL TELL ME THE LORE OF THIS WOMAN AND WHY NEGEV SEES HER AS A MOTHERLY FIGURE
No.126575
Anonymous
>>126564
is it bad that I wanna see N eating Uzi while he fucks her? that's probably bad.
No.126576
Anonymous
>>126569
Yes
No.126577
Anonymous
Replies:>>126578>>126585>>126588
>>126574
She's a nice lady who gives her her Normal Pills.
No.126578
Autistic Anonymous
Replies:>>126581
>>126577
YEAH AND? HOW IS SHE NICE?
No.126580
Anonymous
Replies:>>126603
>>126508
>They were consumed by the singularity
Considering how they've acted to certain teammates they might've deserved it if it did happen, just saying
No.126581
Anonymous
Replies:>>126583>>126584
>>126578
She's friendly, emotionally supportive, and doesn't fear or look down on her.
No.126583
Autistic Anonymous
Replies:>>126584>>126586
>>126581
WHY DOESN'T SHE FEAR HER?
No.126584
Anonymous
Replies:>>126587
>>126581
>>126583
Careful you may accidentally create a new OC
No.126585
Anonymous
Replies:>>126632
>>126577
>>126574
>Negev calls Doll "better mom."
>Nurse is "best mom."
No.126586
Anonymous
>>126583
Socrates pls go.
No.126587
Anonymous
Replies:>>126590
>>126584
I stg if you guys create any more ocs without filling out the existing wiki pages first I will shart myself in rage
No.126588
Anonymous
Replies:>>126589
Image:173508409582.jpg(48kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault.jpg
>>126577
>Negev is actually Dream
I hate you for this
No.126589
Anonymous
>>126588
Normal Pills is just a funny phrase, Anon.
No.126590
Anonymous
Replies:>>126594
>>126587
Why don’t YOU fill them in huh???
No.126591
Anonymous
Replies:>>126597
Image:173508418155.png(566kB, 2712x2554)W padoru.png
Know how I said that I'll be posting the story a bit later?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61623571

That later is now :]
>>126528
Hope you enjoy it!
No.126592
Anonymous
Replies:>>126593>>126647
>>126524
>Getting Alice pregnant
>Moving with her and Beau into a mansion in Beverly Hills, California
No.126593
Anonymous
Replies:>>126595
>>126592
>Alice struck oil beneath CF
No.126594
Anonymous
Replies:>>126599
>>126590
Because I know so little about them that I'd be astroturfing them into new characters if I tried - they'd just be the character art skin wrapped around my wiki description
No.126595
Anonymous
>>126593
>The banker and his secretary J desperately trying to keep Anon from taking his money out of the bank
>The Beverly Dronebillies
No.126596
Anonymous
Replies:>>126598>>126636
>>126556
>>126557
>>126559
>>126560
>>126562
Is this gonna be about fucking rape again?
No.126597
Anonymous
>>126591
>Later is now
😎 That's swag
No.126598
Anonymous
Replies:>>126600>>126601>>126607
>>126596
>N: Wherever I go, I must rape.
No.126599
Anonymous
>>126594
concept: announce a character that you intend to write up publicly on the thread and ask for feedback and links to greens about them, get the community’s thoughts, then collate the information, that way even if it’s slightly inaccurate the responsibility is diluted over the entire thread

plus it’s not like you can’t go back and make revisions
No.126600
Anonymous
Replies:>>126602>>126604>>126606>>126608
>>126598
>(You) are at the grocery store buying Dr. Pepper when N comes in and says this to the whole store
What do?
No.126601
Anonymous
>>126598
Possessed by the ghost of Strychnine past
No.126602
Anonymous
>>126600
>Dr. Pepper
>Strychnine
woah, springlock synchronicity, spring-chronicity
No.126603
Anonymous
Replies:>>126613
>>126580
As they stand, sure.
But in the futuuuuurrrrreeeee?
Maybe not.
No.126604
Anonymous
Replies:>>126605>>126614
>>126600
Consent so he immediately becomes disinterested
No.126605
Anonymous
>>126604
300 iq play Anon.
No.126606
Anonymous
>>126600
>"Bap."
>N stands there confused as to what you mean.
>Just long enough to be punched in the face for a OHKO.
>From a metal fist.
No.126607
Anonymous
Replies:>>126608
>>126598
bitch slap him
No.126608
Anonymous
>>126607
meant for >>126600
No.126609
Anonymous
Replies:>>126610>>126612>>126838
I've gotten sick and feel as if I've immediately become stupider. As a side effect the drones are less interesting to me. Ergo drones are a thinking man's hobby.
No.126610
Anonymous
Replies:>>126615
>>126609
Then take a break from Drones?
No.126611
Anonymous
Replies:>>126651
>>126482
>>126483
I was gonna draw just that mmmm
No.126612
Anonymous
Replies:>>126625
>>126609
Anon becomes dumb…
Drones are dumb…
the transformation process has begun…
No.126613
Anonymous
Replies:>>126616
Image:173508525157.jpg(100kB, 1125x1096)catwuestion mark.jpg
>>126603
People can change, sure, but I won't believe it til I see it. Especially when they victimized M.
No.126614
Anonymous
>>126604
You then get married to him and you turn into a hot shadow woman
No.126615
Anonymous
>>126610
I just slept 48 hours, I'm sure once my brain comes back and my libido starts to reassert control sexy drones will become appealing again.
No.126616
Anonymous
Image:173508543132.png(28kB, 793x489)1709586375142658.png
>>126613
teehee
No.126617
Anonymous
Replies:>>126619>>126624>>126634
>Mac Doing This To N
Freddy Got Fingered: "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage?" (Full Scene)youtube thumb
No.126619
Anonymous
Replies:>>126620
>>126617
We don't have any Rip Torn drones, do we?
No.126620
Anonymous
>>126619
Nope
No.126621
Anonymous
Replies:>>126623>>126630
Image:173508593002.png(124kB, 978x1539)IMG_4116.png
Merry Christmas from schizocore schizophrenic’s.
No.126623
Anonymous
>>126621
Based!!!
No.126624
Anonymous
Replies:>>126629
>>126617
>N is tired
>Back when he was young the only deadly thing on this planet to worry about was Uzi and a few pilgraming Disassembly Drones
>Nowadays it's, Old Earth Mad Scientists, Cavemen, Drone Pirates???, An Immortal Death Machine, Literal Fucking Aliens and Solver Sapiens, etc...
>When N returns home from a horrible day at work he sees Mac sitting down on the couch with a keyboard, with sausages tied to the keys and his fingers, smelling up the house and dripping grease on the floor
>"Daddy would you like some sausage, Daddy would you like some sausages!", Mac repeated in the most obnoxious voice known to Dronekind
>It was at that moment, that something deep inside N's cheery mind snapped
>Grabbing at the sausage strings, N tugged down on them with all his might
>Mac squealed as he was lifted by the strings, feeling the wires slicing through his fingers until eventually...they came off
No.126625
Anonymous
>>126612
But I don't want to be drone...
No.126626
Anonymous
Replies:>>126628>>126657
Video:173508638237.mp4(2.86MB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 720x1280)RDT_20241225_082512.mp4
No.126628
Anonymous
>>126626
>J bodypillow
>But it's just J in a giant ziploc bag
No.126629
Anonymous
>>126624
>In that moment, N lost his twink body
>Spontaneously a large mustache appeared on his face
No.126630
Anonymous
Replies:>>126631
>>126621
I love her. what is it, definitely not a pipe bomb, right?
No.126631
Anonymous
>>126630
>It's not a PIPE bomb, silly!
>Why did you emphasize the "pipe" part?
No.126632
Anonymous
>>126585
*ghost mom
No.126633
Anonymous
Replies:>>126644
Watching A Muppet Christmas Carol and am once again convinced that, if MD ever had an official adaptation, it should follow this version's way
No.126634
Anonymous
>>126617
This feels more like a Negev thing.
No.126635
Anonymous
Replies:>>126640
Benedict Arnold vs George Washington Chainsaw Man Edityoutube thumb
You think V loved George chainsaw arms?
No.126636
Anonymous
Replies:>>126642>>126646>>126653
Image:173508769681.png(41kB, 740x618)scare.png
>>126596
when are you gonna learn that you have to wait first
No.126637
Anonymous
Replies:>>126648
Who is that one Drone in the dinosaur outfit? I remember it briefly that it was someones old thread take on a Nuzi kid
No.126638
Anonymous
Replies:>>126639>>126641>>126840
Image:173508777703.png(1.61MB, 2000x8000)Untitled1383_20241224194627.png
gonna make a thing
No.126639
Anonymous
>>126638
With a female DD? 🤩
No.126640
Anonymous
>>126635
Not as good at fondling her curves but still badass
No.126641
Anonymous
Replies:>>126643
>>126638
>Domestic Abuse
No.126642
Anonymous
Replies:>>126654
>>126636
Nta just give bro an answer zawg 😔
No.126643
Anonymous
>>126641
hot
No.126644
Anonymous
>>126633
>this version's way
Elaborate.
No.126645
Anonymous
>>126505
Cute!
No.126646
Anonymous
>>126636
The hands
No.126647
Anonymous
Replies:>>126649
>>126592
>The price is... whatever, anything is worth it with Alice.
No.126648
Anonymous
Replies:>>126650
>>126637
?
>https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/akita_doorman
No.126649
Anonymous
Replies:>>126656
>>126647
you can retake California together
No.126650
Anonymous
Replies:>>126697
>>126648
No, it wasn't Akita. I remember the character because one drawing features a buff N with a mustache
No.126651
Anonymous
Replies:>>126652
>>126611
Oooooo, you totally should
No.126652
Anonymous
Replies:>>126655
>>126651
Fëiñ
No.126653
Anonymous
Replies:>>126654
>>126636
But I want it nooooow, mooom!
Just kidding. I’m wondering if this is another Rapist N thing.
No.126654
Anonymous
Replies:>>126669
Image:173508953096.png(71kB, 801x806)AGONYYYY.png
>>126642
>>126653
its complicated, I don't want to tell a lot because i had this idea creeping into my brain for months. Only can say that nighmares do creep into someone's mind
No.126655
Anonymous
Replies:>>126741
>>126652
More Alice...
No.126656
Anonymous
>>126649
That's a good idea
No.126657
Anonymous
Replies:>>126679
>>126626
J body pillow, nice. But do Alice ones exist?
No.126658
BerriLover968559
Replies:>>126659>>126660>>126662
Merri Christmas!
No.126659
Anonymous
>>126658
>destroys all the berri
No.126660
Anonymous
Replies:>>126903
>>126658
Don't reply to this, if you acknowledge an oogi on Christmas they'll expect a present.
No.126661
Anonymous
Replies:>>126663
Merry Christmas Friends!
I say this again, because now is close to midnight. I hope you have fun.
No.126662
Anonymous
Image:173509086465.jpg(1.05MB, 1990x1668)173362668613.jpg
>>126658
>tfw berri christmas
No.126663
Anonymous
Replies:>>126665
Image:173509093925.jpg(40kB, 736x736)abb1f0e25740705d775490e2cf8f6013.jpg
>>126661
Merry Christmas! I'm in a different timezone though so i've just wrapped things up for the night. Was fun, going to sleep soon.
No.126664
Anonymous
Image:173509097426.jpg(32kB, 850x882)sample-32ba744c55076ed8dc6b249f7fc38fc2.jpg
Merry Christmas! Hope you're all having fun with your family instead of /md/-Chan. Or atleast if your family is terrible, you're having a good Christmas regardless
No.126665
Anonymous
Replies:>>126668
>>126663
Sleep well Friend.
No.126667
Anonymous
Replies:>>126670>>126671>>126688>>126844
Image:173509113699.png(46kB, 1000x1000)Illustration10.png
merry sciencemas anons
maybe if you've been good all year some nice presents will evolve under the tree for you
No.126668
Anonymous
Image:173509114681.jpg(40kB, 736x736)ae60068a3a1d4577ccfa626e4e202ed5.jpg
>>126665
Thank you. I hope my dream will have Alice in it.
No.126669
Anonymous
>>126654
Okay. Don’t tell more if you wanna keep it a surprise!
No.126670
Anonymous
>>126667
>Evolve underneath the tree
Fucking Claustrophobics, Santa is real!
No.126671
Anonymous
>>126667
>Being good
Science does not care for your philosophy degree, it only cares if you are competing effectively in your environment.
No.126672
Anonymous
Replies:>>126673>>126674>>126675>>126676
Is your fave or OC on the nice/naughty list? What are they getting this year?
No.126673
Anonymous
>>126672
Harper doesn’t need anything beyond some time to herself
No.126674
Anonymous
>>126672
Lucy is on the naughty list, but that's fine because she really wanted to spook Krampus.
No.126675
Anonymous
Replies:>>126682
>>126672
Elf was put in charge of the naughty list and she's marking all human OC's as naughty
No.126676
Anonymous
Replies:>>126683>>126686
>>126672
J is on the naughty list for attempting to aid a universe devourer, her gift this year is being pelted with coal at high speeds
No.126677
Anonymous
Replies:>>126678
Image:173509258340.jpg(154kB, 1200x583)GV8pBpgbEAAjK2W.jpg
So let's say Uzi admits what she is now to everyone, and proves it, and is met with, at worst, people dismissing her as a drama queen. How do Uzi's feelings about herself and what she's become develop after seeing no one thinks her being a horrible monster using a corpse as a sockpuppet is a problem?
No.126678
Anonymous
>>126677
Too complicated, pls ask about boobies
No.126679
Anonymous
>>126657
100$ at most if you look for it. I got no clue but Aliexpress has everything. Or these cheap image on mug/shirt sites, there is definitely a way
No.126680
Anonymous
Replies:>>126681
I hopene your days is going xfgrear anons
No.126681
Anonymous
>>126680
Ylu too goodmight
No.126682
Anonymous
>>126675
Why do you think they celebrate Sciencemas?
No.126683
Anonymous
Replies:>>126684>>126685
>>126676
Her Christmas plans consist of curling up on the cold floor of the ship and weeping while replaying memories of holidays at the manor on repeat
No.126684
Anonymous
Image:173509345087.gif(827kB, 600x338)1727499170663470.gif
>>126683
>J's holiday memories of the manor have all been replaced by a Christmas-skinned remix of the bloodbath she participated in during Solvation Day
Oops. Did I do that?
No.126685
Anonymous
>>126683
out in the icy wastes, all alone with only regrets and bittersweet memories to keep her company. she wouldn't admit it, but she misses the others that she had forsaken as fools. she could use some mindless humor and blind optimism right about now
No.126686
Anonymous
Replies:>>126689
>>126676
>being pelted with coal at high speeds
Danganronpa style?
No.126687
Anonymous
>>126510
>>126511
>>126512
jesus christ W anon
you put in effort
No.126688
Anonymous
>>126667
Onesmas smooches under the kistletoe?
No.126689
Anonymous
>>126686
I don't know what that is, I was thinking more like this
Merry Madagascar Red Night Goblinyoutube thumb
No.126690
Anonymous
Replies:>>126691>>126692>>126693>>126739
Announcement: I have killed Santa
Cry harder everybody, Santa is dead
No.126691
Anonymous
Replies:>>126698
>>126690
anon you fool. you've forgotten the clause.
No.126692
Anonymous
Replies:>>126698
>>126690
Did you read the Clause? You're the new Santa
No.126693
Anonymous
>>126690
Shit, now darkseid gonna ruin Christmas now
No.126694
Anonymous
Replies:>>126696>>126699>>126849
Image:173509533445.jpg(3.24MB, 3072x4080)IMG_20241225_035127.jpg
Managed to start, line and colour a Christmas Alice before 24th is over everywhere, not clean yet but there'll hopefully be more tomorrow
No.126695
Anonymous
Replies:>>126700>>126888
Alice sneaking up behind you and peppering your neck with kisses and play bites, licking and nibbling on your ear
No.126696
Anonymous
>>126694
cute!
No.126697
Anonymous
>>126650
Ahpuch
No.126698
Anonymous
Replies:>>126704>>126706>>126709
>>126691
>>126692
I dressed a pimp in the outfit, so trust me, things are not going to turn out well if that clause is real
No.126699
Anonymous
Image:173509548842.jpg(2.63MB, 3244x2362)IMG_20241225_035717.jpg
>>126694
Should be better this way was tired
No.126700
Anonymous
Replies:>>126705>>126887
Image:173509563285.jpg(449kB, 1672x1080)173447928742.jpg
>>126695
Mmmmh nice...but only with her front teeth, not the pointy parts right?
Imagine how solid-soft-rubbery the white of her white lower face feels, how smooth the teeth, warm air getting out (vapor if outside), and suddenly the warm tongue....
No.126701
Anonymous
Replies:>>126702>>126835
>Murder Drones Season 3 Ending
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders ED4 Last Train Homeyoutube thumb
No.126702
Anonymous
Replies:>>126835
>>126701
Ironic that J survived that whole ordeal, only three of those poor bastards got to go home
No.126703
Anonymous
>>126489
>>126485
Uunf
on the couch, moving up her long dressy sweater', since drones don't wear pants...or just going under it while it stays on her tighs. She would manage not to spill any Whiskey right? At least the one in her glas
No.126704
Anonymous
>>126698
hail the new Santa Pimp
No.126705
Anonymous
Replies:>>126708>>126891
>>126700
she uses the sharp ones, but she's careful not to break the skin. she wants to excite you and leave little marks so the other drones know you're spoken for
No.126706
Anonymous
Replies:>>126709>>126738
>>126698
>"How SD-P Saved Christmas"
>In attempting to get laid for being The Big S.C., P manages to bring back holiday cheer and remind everyone of the real meaning of Christmas
>While completely failing to get laid, of course
No.126707
Anonymous
>Harper personally buys her daughter presents for Christmas
No.126708
Anonymous
Image:173509645541.png(179kB, 490x448)IMG_20241130_001136.png
>>126705
Hngh yeah that's the good stuff!
So stupidly pretty, so stupidly marriable, so stupidly sexy, so insanely breedable and adorable I can't handle her not bein real it's kinda too wild ngl
No.126709
Anonymous
Replies:>>126738
>>126698
Pimp My Sleigh
>>126706
>There's a big battle towards the end between P and MG, who wants to sell holiday cheer to all the little Gentiles
>P manages to use the power of friendship (and wanting to get laid) to set MG on fire, as well as crack a terrible joke about how he can't get fired if he's the fire-er
No.126710
Anonymous
Replies:>>126711>>126752
>DD Mari Lwyd shows up to your house and starts singing about how you should let her in to drink all your oil and oil-based products
>You have to sing back at her, lest you fail to produce a musical argument and thus invite her in by proxy
>She's fun to have around, even if you do fail and have to watch her weird horse skull head chug your olive oil
No.126711
Anonymous
>>126710
does she want to cuddle afterward? I feel like all that oil would make her sleepy
No.126712
Anonymous
Oil tastes terrible!
No.126713
Anonymous
Replies:>>126714>>126905
Image:173509827801.png(1,023kB, 1940x2048)diss9x6-ea854717-a71f-4551-8e8b-52d8089a4ef6.png
No.126714
Anonymous
Replies:>>126715>>126905
Image:173509830736.png(1.03MB, 1940x2048)diss9op-4b46f7df-6c42-47f6-a15d-6fa0ab0f67b3.png
>>126713
No.126715
Anonymous
Replies:>>126716>>126905
Image:173509832167.png(677kB, 1478x1821)dirdljp-49c867ca-3170-4f54-af6a-8df4c500d94c.png
>>126714
No.126716
Anonymous
Replies:>>126905
Image:173509833825.png(1.32MB, 2093x1735)diss3ys-1ce378f4-cf7c-40b6-bc03-74a9dd41e34a.png
>>126715
No.126717
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Smashes (You)r Gingerbread House
No.126719
Anonymous
Replies:>>126721>>126723>>126727>>126729>>126778
Image:173509882939.jpg(255kB, 716x448)f30a0a6032e2b736e4a621d52f9d53ba.jpg
Are you having a merry christmas anons?
No.126720
Anonymous
>SD-S is targetting people in Iceland who don't wear new clothes
No.126721
Anonymous
>>126719
Nooooooooooooo
No.126722
Anonymous
Replies:>>126742
Video:173510028824.mp4(13.10MB / 0:00:48 / avc1, 852x480)Spoiler video
No.126723
Anonymous
Replies:>>126725>>126734
Image:173510035494.jpg(161kB, 904x752)NeithCrimbis.jpg
>>126719
So far, yes!
No.126724
Anonymous
Replies:>>126726>>126733>>126744
>Murder Drones The Corporate Mandated "Holiday" Special!
>With Guest Star! [YOUTUBER THAT WILL BE EXPOSED AS A PEDOPHILE IN A WEEK AFTER THIS UPLOADS]
No.126725
Anonymous
>>126723
Awwwwwwwwwwww
No.126726
Anonymous
Replies:>>126728>>126737
>>126724
is this a reference to something?
No.126727
Anonymous
>>126719
Nah.
No.126728
Anonymous
>>126726
It's a reference to 2 things one of those is that anytime a YouTuber guest stars in something not even a week later they're exposed for doing heinous shit
No.126729
Anonymous
>>126719
Srimking
No.126730
Anonymous
Replies:>>126732>>126736>>126784
Cici filling her tits to the brim with eggnog and encouraging you to drink.
No.126731
Anonymous
Replies:>>126853
a bunch of police drones showed up at my house and just kinda barged their way in when I opened the door. they won't tell me why they're here and they keep giggling and
I think they're putting up mistletoe?
No.126732
Anonymous
>>126730
Cici filling her tits with cool water so you can rehydrate and get right back to making love
No.126733
Anonymous
Replies:>>126743
>>126724
>"Woah Uzi, this sure us an amazing Chri-"
>"SSSSHHH! Quiet, N! We'll lose our ad revenue for and won't be renewed for a 2nd season!"
>"B-but it's C-"
>"NOPE! It's uh....Dronemas! Yeah! Dronemas, a time of year where Drones chop down the bodies of trees and decorate their corpses! Mwhahahaha! Take that tree!"
>"Isn't this just the same as Chris-"
>A Bullet Flies Through N's Head, Temporarily Rendering Him Unconscious
>J Blows Away The Smoke From Her Gun-Arm
>"Happy nodescript Holidays, N."
No.126734
Anonymous
>>126723
evil creature
No.126735
Anonymous
Replies:>>126740
How are yo8 sound Friends? I hoodie you Friend are doing fine, I know I'm soon fine , Mua Mua.
No.126736
Anonymous
>>126730
Fuck it, we'll die of diabetic shock this year.
No.126737
Anonymous
>>126726
The 2nd reference is to how cartoons primarily are usually forced to do a Christmas special, BUT they're not allowed to call ot Christmas a majority of the time, they can straight-up have the characters celebrating Christmas, but they're not allowed to call it that.
No.126738
Anonymous
Image:173510283845.gif(1.78MB, 400x276)jake laugh.gif
>>126706
>>126709
No.126739
Anonymous
>>126690
>We can rebuild him...
No.126740
Anonymous
>>126735
Fine very much glad to hear the sane dor you
No.126741
Anonymous
>>126655
Tomorroe
No.126742
Anonymous
>>126722
what fresh autism is this
No.126743
Anonymous
>>126733
>"we here at JCJenson want to wish you a happy non-denominational winter season celebration!" J declares with practiced ease.
>"holiday-specific broadcasts are available to JCJTV-Gold™ subscribers upon request, call today!"
>"and don't touch that dial, we've got plenty of festive movies coming up next," J jabs Uzi in the back with her firearm. "right Uzi?"
No.126744
Anonymous
Replies:>>126747
>>126724
Star Wars Holiday Special 1978 - Bea Arthuryoutube thumb
>Robo-Bea Arthur is tending bar
>everyone has a fun time
No.126745
Anonymous
Replies:>>126746
>A group of Midget Drones are caroling outside your house
What do?
No.126746
Anonymous
Replies:>>126748
>>126745
Send my dul after them
No.126747
Anonymous
>>126744
Damn
No.126748
Anonymous
>>126746
>The Dul ends up joining the carolers
No.126749
Anonymous
>Santa Boogi Has Delivered To 696859327559320200018459302102484954038 Hives So Far
No.126751
Anonymous
Image:173510640416.jpg(215kB, 1160x844)mayonesa.jpg
No.126752
Anonymous
>>126710
kissing Mari Lewd
No.126753
Anonymous
>SD-G(rinch)
No.126754
Anonymous
Replies:>>126755
>>126533
Didn't they upload to the borru not even 22 hours ago?
No.126755
Anonymous
>>126754
AHEM!
>>126185
No.126756
Anonymous
Replies:>>126757
Image:173510735690.png(275kB, 1000x1000)c9d887b383072d90a2db2e37bf6e0cd2.png
Happy birthday Izu!
No.126757
Anonymous
Replies:>>126759
>>126756
cute! gotta say the reference seems more appropriate for Negev, though
No.126758
Anonymous
>>126185
farewell Anon.
No.126759
Anonymous
Replies:>>126760
>>126757
>NTA
I'm pretty sure this is an old drawing
No.126760
Anonymous
>>126759
gotcha. still think it suits Negev better
No.126761
Anonymous
Replies:>>126762
>>126533
Ey chillax dude
No.126762
Anonymous
>>126761
he's right, though. tomoetomoe was one of a few people making sure new content was always getting posted to the booru
No.126763
Anonymous
Okay i had a an argument with an Oogi that was being an extra shit with me. Because it was like momenrs before christmas day, i told it that it was a bad oogi and santa wasn’t going to come to her.

Good lord you should have heard the screeching she did when i said that. Literally bleed my ears. Thankfully her head short circuited and blew up. So… for anyone with domestic oogis try and an avoid that. Unless you have ferals then go havw fun.
No.126764
Anonymous
>>126555
Oogsters are still alive, thank god.
No.126765
Anonymous
>>126532
Becca the nurse drone. She’s an empath like that.
No.126766
Anonymous
Replies:>>126855
“Mass Destruction” Murder Drones Animation - N vs Solver Uziyoutube thumb
No.126767
Anonymous
emotional support dromes
No.126768
Anonymous
Replies:>>126770>>126774>>126777
Image:173510962908.jpg(151kB, 2048x1463)GaXpFOwXoAAoxJy.png
>Here we are as in olden days
>Happy golden days of yore
>Faithful friends who are dear to us
>Gather near to us once more
No.126769
Anonymous
Replies:>>126772
What do you think N & Uzi are doing right now on this Christmas night?
No.126770
Anonymous
Image:173511019705.png(16kB, 400x400)173352144937.png
>>126768
If J loved you half as much as she loved Tessa, she'd never let you out of her sight for fear of something happening to you.
No.126771
Anonymous
Image:173511052245.jpg(144kB, 1246x1379)GflT-nfa8AAfR3m.jpg
No.126772
Anonymous
Replies:>>126773>>126800>>126858>>126904>>127064
Image:173511074429.png(165kB, 1200x941)Don't be a Grinch V.png
>>126769

>“You can go play Scrooge with J if you aren’t feeling the Christmas spirit V”

I have been busy with other stuff but I have been able to make this doodle. I hope that you will all have a good Christmas and a prosperous 2025.
No.126773
Anonymous
Replies:>>126858>>126904
Image:173511077382.png(82kB, 600x726)Xmas Bonus.png
>>126772
Also a little bonus, I initially had Khan and Nori on the other side of the picture but ultimately decided against it because it made the scene too cluttered and drew attention away from Uzi and N.
No.126774
Anonymous
>>126768
>a million million voices of the restless dead wail their hatred for the drone sobbing alone in a battered, frozen ship
>their choir not even a hundredth of the hatred for herself that eats away at her insides
>only one voice, one tiny voice cries out to her
>only one among the living or the dead would, even now, throw warm arms around her and hold her tight
>if only J knew she was there.
No.126775
Anonymous
Replies:>>126785
Dr Holly be like:
>“Happy sciencemas! Pray for Dr. Fauci to put the Sciencemas presents under the Darwin tree!”
No.126776
Anonymous
Replies:>>126779>>126781>>126782>>126783
lucy is inside the closet, banging on the door, begging to be let out
No.126777
Anonymous
>>126768
Tessa will be with J
No.126778
Anonymous
>>126719
Now post them naked and the aftermath
No.126779
Anonymous
>>126776
what are you talking about? once she's done wassailing as Mari Lwyd she's gonna go straight to scaring all the naughty drones. she's better at sneaking into people's homes than saint nick himself
No.126780
Anonymous
Replies:>>126802>>126808>>126876
Image:173511157966.png(160kB, 1556x997)1722635021258980.png
Need mini Tessa.
No.126781
Anonymous
>>126776
Batman villains do seem to get pretty active around Christmas.
No.126782
Anonymous
>>126776
Dont let her out she is going to get all krampus on us and its going to be very scary!
No.126783
Anonymous
>>126776
>Lucy intentionally provoked Krampus and got thoroughly owned by him, despite her best efforts
>She can't even mark him on the level system, she's genuinely impressed
No.126784
Anonymous
>>126730
Thank goodness those things are thermoregulated
No.126785
Anonymous
>>126775
> to put the
To EVOLVE the presents, sheesh, she must not've celebrated Sciencemas very much
No.126786
Anonymous
Replies:>>126788>>126789>>126790>>126791>>126794
Image:173511311923.png(43kB, 968x794)[booru.plus]+murderdrones3159.png
>Jane, another Christmas all alone
>John, another Christmas where he knows hes alone
>Bonnie, fucking dead
>Abby, Another Christmas all alone AND a very hungry mutant
any OC happy Christmas?
No.126787
Anonymous
goodnight everyone, and Merry Christmas. I hope you dream of your favorite drone meeting you under the mistletoe with an expectant smile
No.126788
Anonymous
>>126786
The fankids?
No.126789
Anonymous
>>126786
No human OCs, I can tell you as much.
No.126790
Anonymous
Replies:>>126792
>>126786
Does Jane deserve to be sad on Christmas, shes the reason she is alone.
Better question is, which three spirits are Visiting Jane this Christmas night to tell her how bad of a person she is
No.126791
Anonymous
Replies:>>126860
Image:173511375626.png(261kB, 1714x1594)Aoi_Padoru.png
>>126786
If I have enough time I might write something.
The people in Inoshima sure will be celebrating in jolly cheers.
No.126792
Anonymous
>>126790
>Ghost of Christmas Past: Bonnie
>Ghost of Christmas Present: Abby
>Ghost of Christmas Future: Cyn
But really its all cyn with holograms
No.126793
Anonymous
Image:173511418220.jpg(134kB, 720x1556)GfmVAHuWIAAV4BB.jpeg
Tessa robotnik
No.126794
Anonymous
Replies:>>126796>>126797
>>126786
Beretta’s been sitting outside her residence door for the past 2 hours
No.126795
Anonymous
I want to impregnate a Drone with Antlers
No.126796
Anonymous
>>126794
Why?
No.126797
Anonymous
Replies:>>126798
Image:173511458770.jpg(56kB, 735x589)GHjUjBDXYAEiL0a.jpg
>>126794
>"Jjjjjjj!!!! J its Christmas! Come out, Dad made some cake and cookies! Jjjjjj come on already"
>Jane currently watching in horror the 3rd ghost of Bonnie crumbles into dust before her after showing Jane her own grave
No.126798
Anonymous
Replies:>>126801
Image:173511481363.png(57kB, 363x376)1699990815514368.png
>>126797
>Jane trying to enjoy her Christmas dinner as the weird disgusting flesh drone that keeps harassing her attempts stealing her presents again
>Seriously, what is that Ginger freaks problem?!
No.126799
Anonymous
Replies:>>126804>>126841
Image:173511513904.jpg(73kB, 628x794)GfhQEhNXUAAaOLZ.jpeg
No.126800
Anonymous
>>126772
> IT KRIMAS
No.126801
Anonymous
Replies:>>126803>>126809
>>126798
The idea that Abby has a burning almost obsessive hatred for Jane several decades after Jane tried to kill her and Jane has absolutely no idea who she is probably due to alcoholism and purposeful memory blocking is sad but hilarious.
No.126802
Anonymous
Image:173511567499.gif(180kB, 1211x810)2b9554ac24beefd7e48f5fe5c997d9da.gif
>>126780
No.126803
Anonymous
Replies:>>126806>>126809
>>126801
It's basically this
Adventure time Squirrelyoutube thumb
No.126804
Anonymous
>>126799
COLONEL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.126806
Anonymous
>>126803
0:25
>Remember me Jane?!
>... Nope
KEK
The squirrel is ginger as well its perfect
No.126807
Anonymous
Replies:>>126810
Image:173511621307.jpg(475kB, 2048x1536)GfVy3xnbsAEn8K0.jpeg
The vicker boys
No.126808
Anonymous
>>126780
The new sure of humanity and technically Tessa become eve
No.126809
Anonymous
Replies:>>126813>>126828
Image:173511634446.png(252kB, 454x315)General Jane Bitchson.png
>>126801
>>126803
>"Im Sorry, I dont remember any of it"
>Abby pukes some blood, "You dont remember?!"
>"For you, the day Jane.t.Human ruined your life was the most important thing that ever happened to you"
>".. For me it was a tuesday"
No.126810
Anonymous
Replies:>>126826
>>126807
I only recognize the Cliffside loser, Max, and N
No.126811
Anonymous
Replies:>>126843
Image:173511639792.jpg(297kB, 922x2048)GfVDHz7XAAAvOE8.jpeg
No.126812
Anonymous
Replies:>>126877
Image:173511655867.jpg(95kB, 1080x990)GfTd_gmXsAEVFV1.jpeg
No.126813
Anonymous
>>126809
To be fair, Jane ruined a lot of lives so it really doesnt narrow the list down at all. Funnier still killing Abby ruined even more lives through Abbys mutation.
No.126814
Anonymous
Replies:>>126815
Image:173511666031.jpg(197kB, 1200x1600)GfSti4UWoAIyRqB.jpeg
Anyone have a cute mayonessa?
No.126815
Anonymous
>>126814
This is the weirdest niche I've seen
No.126816
Anonymous
>*Muffled Drone Screams Emitting From Drone Shaped Present Under Tree*
No.126817
Anonymous
Image:173511705143.jpg(443kB, 2048x1775)Gfdx4jyXUAAKm8Y.jpeg
No.126818
Anonymous
Replies:>>126861>>126897
Image:173511718911.jpg(244kB, 2048x2048)GfNVigxWsAAFPGt.jpeg
No.126819
Anonymous
>SD-HITLER
>A poor Drone who was poorly named by his Marked For Disassembly Band
No.126820
Anonymous
Replies:>>126824
Image:173511757998.jpg(100kB, 1170x573)GflkoA2XkAA7a1U.jpeg
No.126821
Anonymous
Replies:>>126822>>126830>>126863>>126907
Image:173511761203.jpg(945kB, 2300x2800)MayaClothed.jpg
>Struve 2398 Colony, Abandoned JCJenson Lab storage vault, 12/25/3073

>A fresh mind lay quiescent, dreaming, cut adrift from a greater whole which no longer directed it's growth.
>The chrysalis of warped biomechanical flesh that held it had been slowly wilting for several months, a dying eldritch flower clasping it's precious living fruit
>It had begun it's existence as the distended stomach of a discarded Zombie Drone carcass, for it's own reasons the Solver had chosen this drone for a different kind of experiment. Eventually the bloated body had burst its seams and given rise to an organic mass.
>As it grew the chrysalis had devoured most of the demolished Drone's body, sinking slithering roots of flesh and pseudometal tendrils into the walls and ceiling in search of power, water, and raw materials.

>Now, something novel had taken shape within, a new kind of mutated life, a spare body meant to house a malevolent consciousness which no longer existed.
>It shifted, it's placid dreaming interrupted as the final trickles of life-giving energy faded from it's shriveling cocoon
>Limbs flexed spastically as the rubbery walls of the shrinking chrysalis further confined them, folded wing membranes struggled to unfurl
>Another spasm brought razor sharp, metal strong claws to bear on the thick rubbery sac, and in moments a shuddering deep red mass slithered out onto cold polymetal tiles in a welter of steaming blood and glowing yellow fluid
>Haltingly the creature shifted, limbs quivering with the shock of a new environment, wings twitched themselves open stretching elongated batlike fingers until the joints creaked

>On all fours now the creature explored her new environment, skittering awkwardly using all six limbs until finding a collapsed wall to crawl through
>She moved up, through ruined labs filled with mostly wasted away Solver flesh, dismembered and dissected drones, then further up into abandoned offices that had been overturned and left in a state of chaos
>Briefly she paused to examine the skeletons, most of which had been dismembered and scattered, piled on the floor atop blackened or brown stains where gallons of blood had spilled years ago and dried to powder
>After losing interest in the skeletons the creature made her way to the ground floor, climbing the cables in an elevator shaft after several false starts and falls

>She saw herself for the very first time in the ground floor store which would soon become her new home
>Her own image in the man-height clothing mirror brought her to a dead stop, she did not at first understand that the being in the glass was herself
>The figure gazing back at her stood on two wide-spaced three jointed legs, the body was feminine in shape but completely smooth, the skin a deep red-gray, flushing to a deeper crimson shade at the extremities
>Bright, radiant green eyes gazed out of a wide round face, reminiscent of the diminutive white robots in shape, crowned with three more eyes tucked in tresses of silky dirty blonde hair
>Only belatedly did the being realize that the apparition in the mirror was herself
>Here for the first time the creature discovered the concept of "myself", and as if that thought had been a key, an intense need to learn welled up inside of her.

Happy birthday, Maya!
Merry Christmas, /md/!
No.126822
Anonymous
Replies:>>126827>>126833
>>126821
Wait...she's only a day old?
No.126823
Anonymous
Replies:>>126825
Image:173511776181.jpg(182kB, 2048x1332)GfIn6QbXUAAB7sz.jpeg
They are gonna kill themselves
No.126824
Anonymous
>>126820
Holy shit a rare nessa art
No.126825
Anonymous
>>126823
very romantic
No.126826
Anonymous
>>126810
that's kleid, the wendigo boy from let's split up
No.126827
Anonymous
>>126822
zamn
No.126828
Anonymous
Replies:>>126829>>126831
>>126809
Does Jane feel even remotely sorry for everything she did beside B?
No.126829
Anonymous
Replies:>>126831
>>126828
Jane feels sorry for drinking too much eggnog because now she has a horrible stomach cramp
No.126830
Anonymous
Replies:>>126833
>>126821
goode stuffe

what happens if i poke her bulbs?
No.126831
Anonymous
>>126828
>>126829
>Uh-Oh the memories are returning
>Chugs a whole gallon of Egg Nog until she can’t think anymore
Janes secret to happiness
I think there was some holiday art showing this once where a bunch of OCs were hanging out.
No.126832
Anonymous
Image:173511829283.jpg(192kB, 1280x1280)GfR3KbyWUAA62pY.jpeg
No.126833
Anonymous
>>126822
The colony fell sometime in 3058 and she began growing soon after that, so her body has been cooking in stasis for 15 years. As of the date 3073 (sometime soon after Cyn is defeated on C9) she would only just recently have awoken to consciousness.
The point where she starts to adopt more complicated humanlike behaviors would probably be several years after that first awakening.
For the first few years of her life she would be more like a very clever but feral animal, but enough time spent surviving in an abandoned human city would eventually result in her learning more about human behaviors and starting to adopt them.
>>126830
The actual eyes would be sensitive like normal eyes are, although all of her body is made of tougher stuff than humans, so it would be more of an irritation than actually hurtful. The smaller bulbs covering her body are multispectrum sensors somewhat like those on a DDs crown, they sense in other light spectra but can't focus the same way a true eye can, and aren't delicate.
Their texture would feel something like soft rubber.
No.126834
Anonymous
Replies:>>126866
Image:173511853704.jpg(125kB, 1280x1280)GfkcXLHW0AEqLkf.jpeg
No.126835
Anonymous
>>126701
>>126702
>Not two days before she left, during Mass Destruction.
>The AS decided to taunt her one last time.
>Halls of memory blocks adorn the path like television screens.
>Flickers of static stop-gapped by whispers of a voice she knows.
>And at the center of it all?
>Her.
>Waiting.
>Just waiting.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Stardust Requiemyoutube thumb
No.126837
Anonymous
>>126836
I'm not a vorefag
No.126838
Anonymous
>>126609
Based.
No.126839
Anonymous
Cryo-Drones are pretty COOL
No.126840
Anonymous
>>126638
Yeah!
No.126841
Anonymous
>>126799
Killzone reference yay
No.126842
Anonymous
Image:173511977714.jpg(366kB, 1665x1665)Gfjs1pCWgAAPCUq.jpeg
J cash landed on a alien world
No.126843
Anonymous
Replies:>>126851
>>126811
She must have found out what happened to her human self that she was based off of.
No.126844
Anonymous
>>126667
Kek.
No.126845
Anonymous
Replies:>>126847
Tomoetomoe is really gone?
No.126846
Anonymous
Replies:>>126850
Image:173512030949.jpg(4kB, 88x125)172816493478s.jpg
I FUCKING HATE the fact that i have to spend time with my relatives, i'm gonna AUSTISTICALLY TALK ABOUT DRONES on the board instead
No.126847
Anonymous
>>126845
Yes. Notice how literally nothing other than the goodbye and three other things not uploaded by him have been uploaded to the booru? It's your time to start uploading, boy
No.126848
Anonymous
Image:173512047867.png(30kB, 875x776)GfJjaXwasAAb1DH.png
No.126849
Anonymous
>>126694
She is cute.
No.126850
Anonymous
Replies:>>126852
>>126846
You only get to see them once in this lifetime. Try to be appreciative of that.
No.126851
Anonymous
>>126843
She is probably mad that people cheer on her death
No.126852
Anonymous
Replies:>>126854
>>126850
i literally saw them 3 days ago and a week before that
No.126853
Anonymous
>>126731
You're about to be a daddy, anon.
No.126854
Anonymous
>>126852
Okay what I'm saying is that one day they'll be gone. You have to appreciate them
No.126855
Anonymous
>>126766
Looks awesome, hope he does another MD video soon.
No.126856
Anonymous
Replies:>>126869>>126879
FUCK YOU!
>Blocks (You)r Chimney With Razor Wire
No.126857
Anonymous
Replies:>>126864
Image:173512128627.jpg(403kB, 1185x654)GeYG3f0XwAAS6Bn.jpeg
No.126858
Anonymous
>>126772
>>126773
That's nice.
No.126859
Anonymous
Image:173512137035.jpg(284kB, 1920x1280)GfoSMojWQAAZA4s.jpeg
No.126860
Anonymous
>>126791
Thank you, anon.
No.126861
Anonymous
>>126818
Just stop being a bitch.
No.126862
Anonymous
Anyone what is happening with desuarchive for some reason all I got is error
No.126863
Anonymous
>>126821
Yeah, Maya green!
No.126864
Anonymous
Replies:>>126865
>>126857
N has committed his first road kill, he's a man now
No.126865
Anonymous
Replies:>>126867
>>126864
And J is his first kill
No.126866
Anonymous
>>126834
Kek.
No.126867
Anonymous
Replies:>>126870
>>126865
>random hobo that no one likes dead, no ones cares
No.126868
Anonymous
Do you think finding coal in their stocking for a Drone is like finding a candy bar?
No.126869
Anonymous
>>126856
Do you surely this will save me from being rape by hungry for a human cock on New Year's Eve L?
No.126870
Anonymous
>>126867
More like a filthy corpo
No.126871
Anonymous
Replies:>>126886
Image:173512257442.png(19kB, 678x541)172992832850.png
>christmas day on copper 9
>passed with friends
>the kids are playing together
>they don't know yet, but they are happy
No.126872
Anonymous
Replies:>>126874>>126881
>Programs (You)r N To Constantly Feel Like He Needs To Shit, Despite The Fact He's Physically Incapable Of Doing So
No.126873
Anonymous
Replies:>>126883
Image:173512283924.jpg(229kB, 1076x856)1725408170240 (1).jpg
No.126874
Anonymous
Replies:>>126881
>>126872
>N starts vomiting in an attempt to reduce the horror you've inflicted upon him
No.126875
Anonymous
Replies:>>126878>>126884
>Can (You) Beat Murder Drones As Emily?
No.126876
Anonymous
>>126780
Imagine how horrible it is to be born as a tiny human in the MD world. It's a real horror and nightmare to be completely dominated by drones, literally like a tiny pet, and forced to breed with your sister so that humanity can continue to live as the disgusting product of incest.

At least J with N and their kids will take good care of you. I guess.
No.126877
Anonymous
>>126812
>Season's Greasons
>From Dr.ones
No.126878
Anonymous
>>126875
Not without mods
No.126879
Anonymous
Replies:>>126880
Image:173512488948.jpg(125kB, 1284x1270)so jolly.jpg
>>126856
Nothing really awakens the holiday spirit like trying to kill Pimpmas Claus
No.126880
Anonymous
Replies:>>126885
>>126879
>Every house SD-P enters he's immediately fired upon or set on fire
No.126881
Anonymous
>>126872
>>126874
will massaging his abdomen help?
No.126883
Anonymous
>>126873
I wonder there is more crossover ship with Tessa
No.126884
Anonymous
>>126875
If you spec into her Book Toss and Boring Sermon skills, you can kite whilst doing enough damage to whittle away at most enemies and bosses.
Unfortunately it also draws alot of aggro so make sure you level evasion.
No.126885
Anonymous
>>126880
>"Hoes hoes hoes, merry Christmas! Ow, hey, shit! Stop lighting me on fire!"
No.126886
Anonymous
Replies:>>126890
>>126871
Cute! I wonder what Doll is drawing?
No.126887
Anonymous
>>126700
Uooohhhh, need...
No.126888
Anonymous
>>126695
Need that so bad it's crazy
No.126889
Anonymous
Replies:>>126892
Video:173513091027.mp4(388kB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 270x276)elf when she denied santa.mp4
No.126890
Anonymous
>>126886
herself as a cosmonaut
No.126891
Anonymous
>>126705
Fuck yeah
No.126892
Anonymous
Replies:>>126893
>>126889
>Santanon giving Elf a very different kind of "white Christmas"
No.126893
Anonymous
>>126892
>After this santaanon get topped by the real Santa
No.126894
Anonymous
Image:173513199367.jpg(361kB, 2048x2048)GewIy7MbUAERie6.jpeg
No.126895
Anonymous
Image:173513207249.jpg(82kB, 736x736)sexy drone art.jpeg
No.126896
Anonymous
Replies:>>126898>>126899
I can’t believe Waluigi killed the thread
No.126897
Anonymous
>>126818
I could fix that
No.126898
Anonymous
Replies:>>126900>>126902>>126911
>>126896
It'a Christmas, dumbass. People have lives outside of here.
No.126899
Anonymous
>>126896
Currently watching a Christmas Story, tradition demands it
No.126900
Anonymous
>>126898
This. I'm only here now because the family gathering is over and we're now just doing our own thing.
No.126902
Anonymous
>>126898
Right now I'm spending a lot of time with relatives and will start painting soon, which will cause me to be away from here again for an hour or two, so my activity has decreased.
No.126903
Anonymous
>>126660
Too lateanon.
No.126904
Anonymous
>>126772
>>126773
Based Christmas cuteness, thank you drawfren & may you have a most Merry Christmas!
No.126905
Anonymous
>>126716
>>126715
>>126714
>>126713
God damn the ass their asses are huge
No.126906
Anonymous
Replies:>>126908
Image:173514076009.jpg(313kB, 1533x621)IMG_8285.jpeg
From the TADC thread on /co/
No.126907
Anonymous
>>126821
An absolutely fantastic greentext!
No.126908
Anonymous
>>126906
kek
No.126909
Anonymous
Replies:>>126910
Image:173514094578.png(715kB, 1280x720)videoframe_64095.png
i found some peak
Murder Drones Episode 7 ambience #murderdronesedityoutube thumb
No.126910
Anonymous
>>126909
Neat
No.126911
Anonymous
>>126898
Hahaha yeah….
No.126912
Anonymous
>SD-C, Zeta, and Xi have an announcement
>The donut supply at the Police Drone Convention is getting dangerously low!
No.126913
Anonymous
Replies:>>126924
Image:173514201544.png(631kB, 645x720)ohio.png
again?
No.126914
Anonymous
Replies:>>126915>>126916>>126926
Image:173514334429.jpg(463kB, 1558x1558)1712081967449194.jpg
>giving J lots of notebooks and pens suited for drawing- I mean taking notes about KPIs
>J giving you the gift of parking her fat ass on your face
No.126915
Anonymous
>>126914
UNF.
No.126916
Anonymous
>>126914
>J determining KPI means "kisses per inch"
>She will determine just how many she can fit onto you
No.126917
Anonymous
Replies:>>126918>>126921>>126923>>126929>>126930
Image:173514384340.png(601kB, 850x948)IMG_6252.png
>your car is fucked.
>stuck in a ditch with one of the wheels about halfway into the engine
>from what you can make out, anyway. you didn't exactly give it a proper looking over when you stepped out into the snow. too damn cold for that.
>hearing your engine's death rattle was proof enough that your former car wasn't going to be of much use to you.
>the luxury of living in your car for the night was too much to ask, you guess.
>you stayed as long as it took all of the heat to leak out– trying your phone over and over knowing full well you weren't gonna get any reception out here in the sticks.
>when the battery died there was nothing left to do but stare out into the snow-speckled night through your fogged and frost-rimmed windows, getting colder by the minute
>then, through the trees you saw it: the faint but unmistakable glow of warm light through a window
>your best bet.
>as the last of the warm air trickled out, you bundled up as best you could, grabbed a flashlight from the trunk
>and set off into the woods
>
>you'd dressed warmly when you left, but it wasn't nearly enough for a nighttime hike as you're quickly learning
>the chill bites at your nose and ears, your teeth chatter, and your whole body shivers.
>suffice it to say, it's goddamn freezing out.
>but you're not far off now. you catch glimpses of a cabin through the swirling white haze, the golden light within spilling out into the storm.
>
>puffing and panting, you stumble onto the porch, slump against the wall, and pound on the front door with what little strength you have left
>you'd shout for help if you could just catch your breath.
>the dread that nobody's home begins creeping into your mind, only to be swiftly chased away by the sound of approaching footsteps
>an inviting heat flows out as the heavy wooden door creaks open
>you push yourself from the wall, turning to face the... air.
>"aw, darlin', what're you doin' out here on a night like this?" comes the honeyed southern drawl from below your line of sight
>a drone a fair bit shorter than you stands in the doorway, gazing up at you with eyes gold as the light that paints the porch in yellow hues
>auburn hair frames her face, a gust of icy wind blowing her already messy ponytail into further disarray
>"c'mawn in right now, hun. you'll catch yer death'a cold standin' 'round out here"
>you can't quite place her expression. there's more than concern written on her face– you could swear a faint smile creeps through her worried frown
>but you aren't about to refuse her invitation at risk of freezing to death, and certainly not on the unsteady basis of how your frostbitten brain reads her expression.
>flinging the door wide open, she extends her hand to you
>you pull your own nearly frozen hand from your pocket, of which she takes firm hold.
>feeling returns to your thoroughly numbed digits as she wraps her warm fingers around yours, guiding you inside
>there's an immediate relief as you step into the cabin, a wave of warmth washing over you
>sensation trickles back into your body, and you take in a deep breath that smells of cloves, cinnamon, and campfires
>the coziness of your rustic surroundings is slightly disrupted by the realization that your hostess, unlike any drone you've ever seen, has antlers
>you hadn't seen them through the crack in the door, but now they're impossible to ignore.
>a pair of antlers, like those of a buck, extend from her head like they'd grown there naturally
>on closer inspection, they're just a little too small, too smooth to be the genuine article– but clearly crafted with care.
>the little bot follows your gaze and smiles, a subtle, bashful blush lighting up her cheeks "ya like 'em? ah made 'em m'self."
>her smile widens when you nod.
t-thought t-they were r-r-real
>you try to chuckle through still-chattering teeth, the cold not having been entirely chased away
>"well, shucks, I–" she seems to catch herself, the blush on her face replaced with concern
>"shoot, yer still freezin' and here I am about t'go on ramblin' about woodworkin'. let's getchu warmed up proper, sugar."
>still holding your hand, she pulls you down the hall with a bit more urgency. her grip is strong.
>"beggin' yer pardon, mister. it's been a... loooong while since I had someone to talk to. got carried away."
>she looks back at you with hollow eyes underlined by heavy bags.
>"bein' all alone can make ya feel like yer goin' plumb crazy, y'know?"
>the way her eyes twitch about gives what should be a sympathetic smile an air of mania
>one you have no choice but to ignore as the two of you step into the living room, where a comfy-looking couch awaits you, lit by the glow of a crackling hearth
>the deer drone seats you on the sofa, tosses a few more logs on the fire, and wraps you up in a blanket for good measure
>"now you sit tight an' warm up, and I'll getcha somethin' hot t'drink."
t-thanks, uh...
>you grasp for a name you've yet to learn
>"name's Alice, hun. pleased t'meetcha. you get comfy, I'll be just a minute."
>with that, she walks off into the kitchen to your right.

may continue.
No.126918
Anonymous
Image:173514446699.jpg(57kB, 736x736)1724816397510298.jpg
>>126917
New Alicegreen YES!!!!!!
Lessssss goooooo thanks my man you are the GOAT!
And she looks so amazing in that pic, both yours and my own
No.126920
Anonymous
Replies:>>126922
Image:173514466316.jpg(205kB, 1082x1042)Spoiler image
N has a special gift planned for you this year.
No.126921
Anonymous
Image:173514483651.jpg(271kB, 1080x960)173059505311.jpg
>>126917
NEW ALICEGREEN! Thank you so much, looking forward to the next part!
No.126922
Anonymous
>>126920
Woah cool jellyfish
No.126923
Anonymous
Image:173514524142.jpg(258kB, 1903x1080)173482865184.jpg
>>126917
By the way, if you want to you can post this on the Alice thread! It could use some new content
No.126924
Anonymous
>>126913
Heh kek
No.126926
Anonymous
>>126914
>sweat
who the hell programmed this thing
No.126927
Anonymous
Replies:>>126933>>126943
Video:173514628409.mp4(378kB / 0:00:03 / avc1, 852x480)bodonk.mp4
morning' /md/
i was gona do some drawing today but got absolutely shitfaced lastnight.
Christmass avre posting might be delayed
No.126928
Anonymous
Replies:>>126931>>126932
Do Solver sapiens have dolphin pussy jelly?
No.126929
Anonymous
>>126917
Based!
No.126930
Anonymous
>>126917
YES, new big green!
No.126931
Anonymous
>>126928
Sureeeeeee!
No.126932
Anonymous
>>126928
Doesn't that stuff kill monkey
No.126933
Anonymous
>>126927
Gm Anon. That's fair, had a wild Christmas too. Some family members definitely didn't almost fight drunk 😂
No.126934
Anonymous
Replies:>>126936>>126937>>126941>>126944>>126947>>126960>>126962>>127021>>127128
Image:173514736440.png(306kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
J got the best present from tessa
No.126935
Anonymous
Replies:>>126953
How would the OCs react if I told them Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie?
No.126936
Anonymous
>>126934
Eww
No.126937
Anonymous
Replies:>>126939
>>126934
Replace Tessa with Anon and this is 10/10
No.126938
Anonymous
Replies:>>127079
Image:173514810836.jpg(515kB, 1980x1700)GfozjvnWoAAXMMv.jpeg
No.126939
Anonymous
Replies:>>126945
>>126937
And replace J with anon
No.126940
Anonymous
Image:173514824012.jpg(211kB, 1366x2048)GfoDaCPaQAAFgtM.jpeg
No.126941
Anonymous
>>126934
Shit ship
No.126942
Anonymous
Replies:>>126961
Image:173514832979.jpg(192kB, 1300x1300)GfbkR_ZXcAAvfYW.jpeg
What would happen if yeva live buts she become a core like nori?
No.126943
Anonymous
>>126927
Goodmorning, anon. Don't worry, we understand.
No.126944
Anonymous
>>126934
God, I can so relate to J.
No.126945
Anonymous
Replies:>>126948
>>126939
I dunno, I kinda think Anon in a bunnysuit with J or Tessa drooling over him is better than Anon drooling over himself but I might be crazy
No.126946
Anonymous
Replies:>>126949
I drank so much I still feel drunk after being sleep more than I should
No.126947
Anonymous
>>126934
Hey, that's pretty good
No.126948
Anonymous
>>126945
Sound like a funny scenerio
No.126949
Anonymous
>>126946
Looks like some anons will be too drunk to participate in funposting.
No.126950
Anonymous
Image:173514889600.jpg(290kB, 916x964)IMG_20241226_014752.jpg
No.126952
Anonymous
Replies:>>126954>>126955>>126957>>126958
Merry Rizzmas everyone. May your edging streaks be long, your skibidis few, and the blumpkin goth mommy gyatts in Ohio be many.
No.126953
Anonymous
>>126935
Negev would black out and wake up tasting blood.
No.126954
Anonymous
>>126952
Merry rizzmas to you my skibidi sigma
No.126955
Anonymous
>>126952
Thank you anon, wish you get your drone mommy too.
No.126956
Anonymous
Image:173514937170.jpg(913kB, 1500x2657)IMG_20240904_163242.jpg
No.126957
Anonymous
Image:173514943686.png(286kB, 640x824)mitchellstare.png
>>126952
No.126958
Anonymous
Replies:>>126959>>126975
>>126952
Dude, I'm still too drunk, I think I'm having a stroke
No.126959
Anonymous
>>126958
You are gyatt having a stroke
No.126960
Anonymous
>>126934
HOT! best ship, J's a lucky lady
No.126961
Anonymous
Image:173514977155.png(2.22MB, 3237x10000)172087610087.png
>>126942
Yeva living means everything goes much smoother. V only gets chewed out for senselessly murdering a good and loving father and not for fucking it all up.
No.126962
Anonymous
Replies:>>126965
>>126934
What would happen if I Perma kill J Infront of Tessa
No.126963
Anonymous
>N & V stuffing Uzi’s face into their pressed together crotches as Uzi licks and laps at their genitalia
No.126964
Anonymous
Replies:>>126967
Image:173514996799.jpg(520kB, 1636x2036)IMG_20241226_020548.jpg
No.126965
Anonymous
Replies:>>126966
>>126962
the girl has a gun, anon
No.126966
Anonymous
Replies:>>126969
>>126965
That wouldn't even matter when I killed a vampire robots, and I'm gonna lobomotize that Aussie next
No.126967
Anonymous
>>126964
Battlefield x Murder Drones? Nice
No.126969
Anonymous
Replies:>>126970
>>126966
How exactly do you plan on doing either of those things?
Please provide detail as your answer will be graded
No.126970
Anonymous
Replies:>>126976>>126988
>>126969
Solar bomb that emit the same sunlight like the sun and Armstrong nanites armor and whatever techno voodoo magic that Perma kill the core without returning to the solver hivemind
No.126971
Anonymous
Replies:>>126973>>126981
Image:173515078219.jpg(286kB, 1500x1026)GVmY-bgXwAALXwT.jpeg
No.126972
Anonymous
Replies:>>126974>>126979
Image:173515097056.jpg(1,009kB, 2048x2463)tumblr_689b69956275fa5036e7a24faa289dde_610cbf53_2048.jpg
No.126973
Anonymous
>>126971
Doom Slayer? What are you doing with Lizzy?
No.126974
Anonymous
Replies:>>126980
>>126972
Ngl I'm kinda digging it
No.126975
Anonymous
Replies:>>126977
>>126958
You gyatt tuah be rizzing
No.126976
Anonymous
Image:173515143237.jpg(7kB, 308x164)BAAAKANA.jpg
>>126970
No.126977
Anonymous
Replies:>>126978
>>126975
I'm a hawk too
No.126978
Anonymous
>>126977
Hawk one here's hawk two
No.126979
Anonymous
Replies:>>126982>>126986
>>126972
A that a fucking cataphractii terminator?
No.126980
Anonymous
>>126974
Here the source if you want too
https://www.tumblr.com/redornament04/770737664754384896/sanguine?source=share
No.126981
Anonymous
>>126971
based
No.126982
Anonymous
>>126979
Yes and we all need a emotional mini-terminator in our life
No.126983
Anonymous
Image:173515162870.jpg(597kB, 2048x1694)tumblr_0d232f74f818f704da02c8a303ff411f_d3053504_2048.jpg
No.126984
Anonymous
Image:173515169077.jpg(842kB, 1683x2048)tumblr_66daac08417c6ba0da08dae8238bba53_aa4ebacc_2048.jpg
No.126986
Anonymous
>>126979
>Hawk still has people tell him that joke
No.126987
Anonymous
Replies:>>126999
Video:173515186352.webm(2.82MB / 0:00:11 / vp8, 292x516)1735150530189978.webm
if only they were real, irl no girl ever looks at me with nothing but pity or disgust, but given how everyone in this series is a fucking austist (and also how they would be CRAVING BHC) i would have a hot drone gf
No.126988
Anonymous
Replies:>>126989
>>126970
>Solar bomb that emit the same sunlight like the sun
This is incredible confusing as nothing like this exists in either the established setting of Murder Drones or in real life. The closest analogy I can think of would be a thermonuclear bomb which could work but has it's own slew of issues (Is this being delivered by missile, dropped from a plane, are you within the blast radius, ect)

>Armstrong nanites armor
This could give you a fighting chance at going toe to toe with a Disassembly Drone, assuming something like this even exists in-universe. Although I'm pretty sure a "solar bomb" make this suit redundant (unless you are planning to detonate the "solar bomb" manually, in which case I have serious doubts it would protect you from being obliterated)

>techno voodoo magic
WAY too vague to even analyze properly. If you are going to go with a solution like this then you need to put in some serious turbo-autism explaining how such a process could theoretically play out

Overall I grade this a D+
No.126989
Anonymous
>>126988
👍
No.126990
Anonymous
Replies:>>126993
Oogi gifts you a button and string she found on the floor.
No.126991
Anonymous
Replies:>>126996
Drawing is such a genuine timesink, saw a good post here that made me motivated to continue work on a piece, I then stop tired (only did lineart, 95% done but needed to do legs and feet anew) and it has been 110 minutes. And lineart is not even done
No.126992
Anonymous
Replies:>>126994>>126997
Image:173515283294.png(43kB, 768x1024)tumblr_8011f9869c5ab51775b279c965e1f2e5_834d0df6_1280.png
No.126993
Anonymous
>>126990
pet oogi’s head n thanks and give her a fresh strawberry
No.126994
Anonymous
Image:173515285066.jpg(614kB, 2048x2896)tumblr_97028ec50a47bd761b15e61771aeddec_579cc7fc_2048.jpg
>>126992
No.126995
Anonymous
Replies:>>127023
Image:173515292642.jpg(83kB, 811x593)tumblr_f90c1cb6488fb141452e9bf397b90821_d4bed047_1280.jpg
Drone beaugard
No.126996
Anonymous
Replies:>>127002
>>126991
Draw faster??
No.126997
Anonymous
>>126992
one of my favorite AU
No.126998
Anonymous
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Guards, droneify this anon
No.126999
Anonymous
Replies:>>127000>>127003>>127008
Image:173515332184.png(585kB, 1080x1015)alice-accuracy-3d-model-complete-v0-beuax5vc285e1.png
>>126987
I wish Alice was real, need her as my wife.
No.127000
Anonymous
Replies:>>127006
Image:173515342526.jpg(4.19MB, 3072x4080)IMG_20241225_191614.jpg
>>126999
Www
Where is that image from, that is an amazing model!
I need her so bad it is unreal and someone like Alice won't get real😭
No.127001
Anonymous
Image:173515346026.jpg(328kB, 1152x2048)GXylyQBW4AAQyPG.jpeg
No.127002
Anonymous
>>126996
Didn't think of that yet I will try
No.127003
Anonymous
Replies:>>127009
>>126999
Btw do you have a link to this Alice model? Is it aquirable?
No.127004
Anonymous
Replies:>>127010
Image:173515362761.jpg(43kB, 735x718)c8156cd7a8189daaff637c5a6b928ac2.jpg
V image I found
No.127005
Anonymous
Replies:>>127007
Image:173515365517.jpg(62kB, 735x775)13ee22badefc0a96e06d61cf3fc259f0.jpg
VJ, looks very nice imo
No.127006
Anonymous
Replies:>>127013
>>127000
Wish i knew, a friend sent it to me. It's a beautiful model!
Uoooohhhhh... we all need an Alice in our lives it really is crazy 😭
No.127007
Anonymous
Replies:>>127012
>>127005
This reminds me of this one idea of V where V escape as a core and take J body for herself
No.127008
Anonymous
Replies:>>127011
>>126999
God fhat is so beautifull look at that deep orange, the clean white, the sleek overall thing omg
The antlers look so real everything fits, look at the mouth, the chest is perfect, collarbone shape, shoulders and WD symbol
No.127009
Anonymous
Replies:>>127013
>>127003
I wish i did! I don't know as this is an image a friend sent me
No.127010
Anonymous
>>127004
I WILL KISS HER.
No.127011
Anonymous
Replies:>>127013
>>127008
It's the best model i have ever seen! Gets everything right with her
No.127012
Anonymous
>>127007
I remember that, J spends the rest of the finale in the time-out jar.
No.127013
Anonymous
Replies:>>127018
Image:173515417864.gif(484kB, 498x312)murder-drones-alice.gif
>>127011
>>127009
>>127006
Agreed man😔 we can make her real in imagination tho with art and greens and one day animate her even! I hope it
Your freined is extremely lucky, can you inquire about where he got the model or did he make if himself? Whichever the outcome, that pic alone is already amazing
No.127014
Anonymous
Replies:>>127020
>>126489
>>126485
I need to...hydrate
No.127015
Anonymous
Replies:>>127017>>127022>>127026
Video:173515443961.mp4(282kB / 0:00:16 / avc1, 368x360)videoplayback (2).mp4
No.127017
Anonymous
Replies:>>127019
Image:173515460359.jpg(376kB, 1176x836)IMG_20240813_090321.jpg
>>127015
I'm gonna kill myself
No.127018
Anonymous
>>127013
Yeah... 😭 i plan on writing greens and trying to draw her next year so i can contribute, at least!
Nah, he didn't make it and i don't think he has the actual model but i'll ask him where he got the picture from
No.127019
Anonymous
>>127017
Do not saar, do not redeem life!
No.127020
Anonymous
Replies:>>127025
>>127014
And get wasted 😏
No.127021
Anonymous
Replies:>>127027>>127028>>127033
Image:173515478941.png(198kB, 920x1099)Tessa gonna fucking insane yet again.png
>>126934
Holy fuck, J really DID get the best present!
I'm on my hands and knees begging for a followup with J 'opening' her present
No.127022
Anonymous
>>127015
Alice?! Oh no...
No.127023
Anonymous
Replies:>>127030
>>126995
you could sexually exploit this drone so bad
No.127025
Anonymous
Replies:>>127043
>>127020
I need to draw that one, just need to figure out a few things before
No.127026
Anonymous
Replies:>>127029
Image:173515523599.png(1.28MB, 1324x745)peakiditoilet.png
>>127015
PEAKidi
No.127027
Anonymous
>>127021
>spoiler
seconded
No.127028
Anonymous
>>127021
> The next part should be it all a fake
No.127029
Anonymous
Replies:>>127031>>127036
>>127026
Why did Dante get swole and decide to fight Cyn?
No.127030
Anonymous
Replies:>>127035
>>127023
How would you even do that?
No.127031
Anonymous
Replies:>>127032
>>127029
Dante can definitely defeat the solver by doing it in a cool way
No.127032
Anonymous
Replies:>>127039
>>127031
Wrong Dante
No.127033
Anonymous
>>127021
Seconded
No.127034
Anonymous
Replies:>>127065
Image:173515550510.jpg(354kB, 1592x2048)GW7IpRBbsAALB8K.jpeg
No.127035
Anonymous
Replies:>>127038>>127066
>>127030
pretend you’re all just playing a game when you coerce him to give you fellatio and then after you fuck his brains out you guilt trip him into thinking he enjoyed it and also make sure he doesn’t tell his mom
No.127036
Anonymous
Image:173515556513.png(321kB, 510x596)1678311792630538.png
>>127029
That's gonna be the climax of canto XIII
No.127037
Anonymous
Replies:>>127067
Video:173515559250.mp4(660kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 720x1280)RDT_20241226_033915.mp4
No.127038
Anonymous
Replies:>>127040
>>127035
Faggot
No.127039
Anonymous
>>127032
Oh I thought it was Dante from devil may cry series
No.127040
Anonymous
Replies:>>127042>>127046
Image:173515591568.jpg(118kB, 850x1083)IMG_7377.jpeg
>>127038
No.127041
Anonymous
Image:173515605812.jpg(268kB, 2048x1626)GYEdqHGXwAAPB1s.jpeg
No.127042
Anonymous
>>127040
>ywn get an N thighjob with handholding
it’s not fair
No.127043
Anonymous
>>127025
Nice
No.127044
Anonymous
Replies:>>127049
what did you get for the drone(s) in your life this year, /md/? did (You) get anything good?
No.127045
Anonymous
Replies:>>127047>>127048
Bit odd question but does anyone have an idea if Alice would prefer IJA or IJN?(Imperial Japan army/navy?)
No.127046
Anonymous
Image:173515659438.gif(1.94MB, 800x450)skib.gif
>>127040
No.127047
Anonymous
Replies:>>127078
>>127045
you joking? Alice would be an American GI, without a doubt
No.127048
Anonymous
Replies:>>127078
>>127045
What? She'd prefer the Americans
No.127049
Anonymous
>>127044
there are no drones in my life
No.127051
Anonymous
Replies:>>127053
My dronedash driver keeps shuffling her feet outside. I think she saw the disassemblers inside.
No.127052
Anonymous
Image:173515945196.jpg(105kB, 1013x942)GfmOqW_WQAAF1RE.jpg
No.127053
Anonymous
>>127051
Nah bro, she saw the mistletoe and wondered why you didn't give her a smooch
No.127054
Anonymous
Replies:>>127057
Image:173516031121.png(3.43MB, 1600x900)IMG_7696.png
Merry Glitchmas
No.127055
Anonymous
Replies:>>127056>>127058>>127097
wonder what Christmas was like for Tessa?
No.127056
Anonymous
>>127055
Abusive
No.127057
Anonymous
Replies:>>127063
>>127054
Is Caine fucking shorter than Uzi?
No.127058
Anonymous
>>127055
One time her parents gave her a coupon for one less beating, she had to use it immediately since she put a bow on N as a joke. Best Christmas ever.
No.127059
Anonymous
Replies:>>127101>>127102
Solverless Tessa deserves to be Scrooged. reminded who she was, realize the suffering she's inflicting, and see the sad legacy she'll leave behind. not sure who all the ghosts would be– one of her parents would be Marley, and maybe N could be the ghost of Christmas Past?
No.127060
Anonymous
Replies:>>127061
New thread?
No.127061
Anonymous
Replies:>>127062
>>127060
give it 60 more posts
No.127062
Anonymous
>>127061
*gives you 60 more posts (they’re all about loafs)
No.127063
Anonymous
>>127057
hes as tall or perhaps slightly taller than pomni, who has been consistently shown to be way shorter than even uzi
these characters are fucking tiny, jax is the lankiest, arguably tallest character in the cast and you can see that hes only a bit bigger than n
No.127064
Anonymous
Replies:>>127068
Image:173516242372.png(137kB, 900x834)Ghost of Christmas therapy.png
>“Also this divan made out of concrete rubble is killing my back”

Calling J Scrooge in my previous post >>126772 made me think of this so I quickly threw this together meaning you all get two (technically three) Christmas presents from me. Fixing J’s attitude would undoubtedly be a Christmas miracle.
No.127065
Anonymous
>>127034
Lucky bastard.
No.127066
Anonymous
>>127035
Anon, why do I get the feeling that you have experience?
No.127067
Anonymous
>>127037
Kek.
No.127068
Anonymous
>>127064
>"Therapy is fun."
No.127069
Anonymous
Replies:>>127070
>SD-N(osferatu)
No.127070
Anonymous
>>127069
>"Wait...if that was you on the phone, and you on the bus...then who was flickering the lights?"
No.127071
Anonymous
Replies:>>127072
Do "literal who" OCs populate Whoville?
No.127072
Anonymous
Replies:>>127088
>>127071
Define 'literal who' with a few examples to boot.
No.127073
Anonymous
Replies:>>127074
I hate the timer
No.127074
Anonymous
Replies:>>127075
>>127073
We have a timer now? Or are you talking about 4chan?
No.127075
Anonymous
Replies:>>127076
>>127074
Not him but if he means that then I agree, didn't make a single post anywhere on it since they added that shit
No.127076
Anonymous
Replies:>>127080
>>127075
They won’t let me verify my email either
No.127077
Anonymous
Replies:>>127082>>127083>>127084>>127091
Image:173516418684.png(367kB, 711x519)image-9.png
How do you all think humanity in Murder Drones compares to other sci-fi verses? Like Halo, as an example.
No.127078
Anonymous
Replies:>>127081
Image:173516421595.jpg(315kB, 817x748)Screenshot_2024-09-05-03-15-50-078_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>127048
>>127047
Icy Icy & agree
But need to bomb North Sentinel island still
No.127079
Anonymous
>>126938
Are those two OCs supposed to be Boyfriend and Girlfriend from FnF? They took a lot of liberties with Girlfriend's design if they are.
No.127080
Anonymous
Replies:>>127106
>>127076
I didn't try that yet, is it a common issue perchance? Is there anything even worth posting except maybe the outpost 6 fude who remains on co?
No.127081
Anonymous
>>127078
Lmfao
No.127082
Anonymous
>>127077
I dunno
No.127083
Anonymous
>>127077
all im saying is, the robots in skibidi toilet would put up more of a fight than that
No.127084
Anonymous
Replies:>>127085>>127089
>>127077
Singularities as powersource/AI is extremely advanced and versatile (I guess they had something like that in CFL, yeah lights went out during core collapse, we saw that in the 029 scene and those never came on again, but there was something powering smaller lights, the screens, and ofc the doors and cameras Alice uses, or was she stealing electricity from the bunker smh), but seems to have been barely used. Maybe it is limited in output, that's why drones need the battery and have to sleep to charge, even tho generation is constant it seems that during even moderate activity there is more being used than generated.
AH 64 and the mp5 variant DDs have are the only things regarding military we see, and those must have been during the 3040's at the very latest.
They have lots of servants and insane tech, but seems most technology not directly drone related stagnated.
No.127085
Anonymous
Replies:>>127094
>>127084
im pretty sure only the absolute solver itself uses a singularity as an extremely dense motherboard, and that thing is not manmade.
id say 90% of the cool tech can be linked to the solver. like all the stuff on disassembly drones: regeneration (matter generation), hollow forearms that can form any tool inside, some sort of antigravity wings, nanite NUT, etc.
humanity itself is the worst part of murder drones worldbuilding, the only impressive thing theyve shown is that theyve conquered numerous planets via faster than light travel
No.127086
Anonymous
Replies:>>127087>>127095>>127098
can the dissassembly drones be automatically rebuilt when their cores are destroyed even when the solver got absorbed into uzi
No.127087
Anonymous
>>127086
if you want them too
No.127088
Anonymous
>>127072
Mike, G, Delta
No.127089
Anonymous
>>127084
Yeah, i like to think that humanity was so focused on space exploration and artificial intelligence since the 21st century that innovation and developments on things not related to those hit a block. 🤔
No.127090
Anonymous
Replies:>>127092>>127096>>127107>>127109>>127110
Image:173516560823.png(96kB, 803x792)9973dd0533c09305e7d662a379a36acd.png
How many Christmas Carols has Lucy done today?
No.127091
Anonymous
Replies:>>127100
>>127077
In my head probably developed FTL space travel (somehow) during the 1980s and spent the next 1000 years exploring and colonizing the entire galaxy, but because they put all their focus into this, they completely neglected investment in technology. half of humanity’s total budget between 2000-3000 AD probably went into terraforming other planets
No.127092
Anonymous
>>127090
0, anon forgot to let her out of the holiday decoration closet
No.127093
Anonymous
Decorating N's wings with Christmas lights.
No.127094
Anonymous
>>127085
It makes sense why Earth got wiped out so easily, there was nothing good enough to counter how overpowered the Solver is
No.127095
Anonymous
>>127086
Maybe?
No.127096
Anonymous
Replies:>>127099
>>127090
Why does anon have erection?
No.127097
Anonymous
Replies:>>127103
>>127055
James and Louisa were quick to tell her that Santa isn't real and that stuff liek the naughty list and boogiemen are made up by paraents who lack the backbone to properly discipline their children themselves.
No.127098
Anonymous
>>127086
Once Uzi figures out how to.
No.127099
Anonymous
>>127096
Would you not? Lucy is a 10/10
No.127100
Anonymous
Replies:>>127105
>>127091
This is what makes the most sense to me
No.127101
Anonymous
Replies:>>127102>>127104>>127112>>127115
Image:173516644955.png(373kB, 1200x3478)Spoiler image
>>127059
I did actually make a comic about that with James as Marley Except it was just a play by a bunch of Manor Drones to try and manipulate Solverless Tessa into being a better person, who took it about as well as you would expect.
No.127102
Anonymous
Replies:>>127104>>127112>>127115
Image:173516650633.png(852kB, 1200x4376)Spoiler image
>>127059
>>127101
No.127103
Anonymous
>>127097
>they're baffled to see presents under the tree addressed to her, signed "Santa Claus"
>and quick to throw them out before she can so much as shake them
>that night they reappear a little worse for wear– in her room where her parents won't see them
>and so it goes every year, she celebrates Christmas in secret and shares what little merriment she can eke out with her only friends.
>and her butler and maids are warmed by her beaming smile as she opens the gifts they procured in secret
No.127104
Anonymous
Replies:>>127119
>>127101
>>127102
heh. I think it'd be funny if the real thing happened and she thought it was another trick, chucking a bottle at the ghost only for it to shatter against the wall behind him
No.127105
Anonymous
>>127100
And with so many planets there wasn't enough money to put all the current tech everywhere, which is why Copper-9 has a lot of 90s/2000s era tech
No.127106
Anonymous
>>127080
I dunno
No.127107
Anonymous
Replies:>>127108
>>127090
depends, how many sentinel drones are there?
No.127108
Anonymous
>>127107
>Every OC with a sad backstory got their own Christmas Carol by Lucy, playing every part
>Theyre all very well performed and emotional, Lucy did a lot of work
>Some sadder and more heart wrenching then others depending on how sad and what level
>John came out of it with renewed Christmas spirit, Jane came out of it with a coma
No.127109
Anonymous
>>127090
Yes
No.127110
Anonymous
>>127090
More then three, less then 80
No.127111
Anonymous
But who did Lucy's Christmas Carol?
No.127112
Anonymous
>>127101
>>127102
Kek.
No.127113
Anonymous
Replies:>>127114
>Anon is visited by multiple spirits on Christmas Eve
>The Spirit of Christmas Fake (John)
>The Spirit of Christmas Gay (SD-I)
>And finally The Spirit of Christmas Horny (SD-L)
>When he awoke the next morning, L was still riding on him
No.127114
Anonymous
>>127113
>"Sheesh, pump too much iron last night?"
>Anon emerges covered in ectoplasm
>"GHOST BLOWJOB WOO-OOOH!"
No.127115
Anonymous
>>127101
>>127102
Question, will there be more solverless Tessa comic and also with her daughter?
No.127116
Anonymous
Replies:>>127117
>forcing the ocs to watch a Christmas movie marathon with you
>the marathon is just watching Elf with Will Ferrell ten times in a row
could they survive?
No.127117
Anonymous
Replies:>>127118
>>127116
Would Elf find the movie racist?
No.127118
Anonymous
Replies:>>127123
>>127117
They are not robo-elf so no
No.127119
Anonymous
>>127104
>Tessa reluctantly trudges through the Christmas Ghosts, not enjoying the fact that she's sober for all of this
>She laughed at the punishment her dad was going through, shrugged off the N of Christmas Past's antics, and didn't care one bit about Tiny Elf's tragic fate
>She gets to Christmas Yet To Come
>"Right, so you're gonna point at my grave and I'm supposed to act shocked at how nobody cares about my death, right? Get it over with already."
>The ghost's bony hand drops, and Tessa smirks
>Then it pulls off its robes to reveal it's A SKELETON!
>...wearing a bow and dress she recognizes, looking tired
>"Right, we thought this would happen, so here's the REAL deal, me."
>She wheels out a TV cart and plays a recording of her fate during the Gala
>"You get one year to wisen up, learn the true meaning of Christmas, and be something other than the woman our parents wanted us to be, or I'm allowed to trade lives with you and put you right arouuund.... here."
>Skeletessa finds the frame she identifies as the start of the worst moment of her life and pauses there
>"Got it?"
>Solverless Tessa takes a long look at the image of J and V holding her down while a drone she's never seen sharpens several skinning knives
>"...I'll consider your offer," she says diplomatically, trying not to let fear show
>"Good on ya. Now let's do the part where I toss you into your own grave."
>Tessa falls into the clutches of an endless centipede, wakes up in her bed, and rolls out blearily, trying to play it off as a dream
>But seeing that skeleton in her mirror straightens her right up again
>"...fine, I'll save that stupid elf drone," she concedes
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>>127118
That's even worse!
By not casting an Elf unit to play the role of Elf they're taking jobs away and displaying Elf-face!
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>>127121
NEW THREAD
No.127128
Anonymous
>>126934
Jessa slop shit
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