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No.127121
Murder Drones (#123) ~ (MERRY CHRISTMAS)Anonymous
Replies:>>127122>>127126
Video:173517038430.mp4(7.29MB / 0:00:08 / avc1, 1920x1080)Christmas.mp4
Merry Christmas to everyone! Hope everyone is having a joyful time!
How do you think drones celebrate this occasion?
How does JcJenson (In Spaceeee) capitalizes Christmas?
What about new years?
The holly jolly Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The festive ol' wheel with OCs and stuff: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The merry OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Ho-Holy Thread : >>126180
No.127122
Anonymous
>>127121
>Drones
They do the lights for sure, and christmas trees, but something is totally gone be all wrong and a confident larp
No.127126
Anonymous
>>127121
Awww
No.127127
Anonymous
Replies:>>127129
Image:173517068677.png(1.32MB, 1290x847)6 foot 5 animated Buddy the Elf.png
As punishment for your Christmas Crime of masturbating on Christmas Day, Elf has been replaced with 6.5ft Animated Buddy the Elf™.
No.127129
Anonymous
>>127127
Lucky, I want one too! He's so full of holiday cheer and only a little more socially awkward than I am!
>>127123
Elf is actually the one who is racist, pretending to be an elf despite not having an affinity for elf culture. She doesn't make shoes, cookies in a tree, or in Santa's workshop, while Buddy the Elf makes toys
No.127130
Anonymous
Replies:>>127131
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Uzi getting groped by 3 N clones...
No.127131
Anonymous
>>127130
Where FemN groping art at?
No.127132
Anonymous
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No.127133
Anonymous
Blood Raven vs Ultramarineyoutube thumb
What would you do if a blood raven steal your drone?
No.127134
Anonymous
Replies:>>127135>>127143>>127145>>127153
MURDER DRONES EXTERMINATION - Official Trailer || Fan Animation Film || [GMOD]youtube thumb

Check this guys trailer out. Its a fucking masterpiece. Murder Drones extermination
No.127135
Anonymous
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>>127134
And also this
Murder Drones Exodus - Episode 1: Landfallyoutube thumb
No.127136
Anonymous
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No.127137
Anonymous
>>127136
I wonder the artist gonna pair Tessa with Gabriel
No.127139
Anonymous
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No.127140
Anonymous
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jolliness from our resident female
No.127141
Anonymous
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>>127140
No.127142
Anonymous
Replies:>>127156
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>>127141
plus this
No.127143
Anonymous
>>127134
Seen this, it's amazing
No.127144
Anonymous
>>127135
This one is also awesome
No.127145
Anonymous
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>>127134
No.127146
Anonymous
Replies:>>127147>>127161
What did Uzi get for Christmas?
No.127147
Anonymous
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>>127146
Coal.
No.127148
Anonymous
Replies:>>127149
Your fortune: Outlook good

FUCK YOU
>Turns All Of (You)r Christmas Gifts/Presents Into Coal, Including (You)r Drone
No.127149
Anonymous
>>127148
>All across the galaxy, billions of Drones spontaneously turn into coal statues
>Forever their agony in their final moments is preserved in time
No.127150
Anonymous
>>127119
showing Tessa all the horrible fates she could have met or continues to suffer through in countless universes might actually scare some sense into her.
or maybe show young Tessa her future self, who murders her beloved N and brings misery to the others
No.127151
Anonymous
Replies:>>127155>>127157
hacking N to throatfuck Louisa in front of all her prissy rich friends until she's less of a bitch
No.127152
Anonymous
Replies:>>127154
Can we truly consider Uzi to be intelligent?
No.127153
Anonymous
>>127134
>>127135
There are a huge number of fan series due out for 2025, and these two are some of my most anticipated ones.
No.127154
Anonymous
>>127152
No
No.127155
Anonymous
>>127151
I suspect it will cause an orgy. Bourgeois.
No.127156
Anonymous
>>127142
I fucking love when characters have this a menacing face with one glowing eye.
No.127157
Anonymous
>>127151
This reminds me of a fic of Louisa ordering N to cum on her tea and then giving him the suck of his life
No.127158
Anonymous
Replies:>>127159
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>There'll be parties for hosting
>Marshmallows for toasting
>And caroling out in the snow
>There'll be scary ghost stories
>And tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
No.127159
Anonymous
>>127158
Cyn dog?
No.127160
Anonymous
Replies:>>127297
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Anyone the source for this?

It rare to see nessa stuff
No.127161
Anonymous
>>127146
Steelbox release of the complete series of Remnant
Her parents having enough free time to watch it with her and N
An invite to Thad's Christmas party
Nobody freaking out when she shows up in the family Christmas photo in Solverpede form because cameras, like mirrors, can't be fooled by Solver illusions
No.127162
Anonymous
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Katie
No.127163
Anonymous
Replies:>>127166
>N walking around dressed as Santa asking people to get inside his sack
No.127164
Anonymous
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No.127165
Anonymous
>tfw no jobber wife tied up with a bow under the Christmas tree
No.127166
Anonymous
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>>127163
What does N do with people trapped in his sack?
No.127167
Anonymous
>>127166
He takes them to his lair and does N thines
No.127168
Anonymous
>>127166
He gonna send them too into scp 4666
No.127169
Anonymous
>anons creating Santa Claws a second time by accident
>time is a circle
No.127170
Anonymous
>>127166
he makes N nog
No.127171
Anonymous
>>127166
He cums them out
No.127172
Anonymous
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Tessa robotnik/maria elliot
No.127173
Anonymous
Replies:>>127402
Image:173517626927.png(957kB, 1332x890)“Viper One extending to re-engage”.jpg
No.127174
Anonymous
Replies:>>127175
My Holiday Drone fears that she's outlived her usefulness, how do I dispose of her without her knowledge? The Cryo-Drone I was gifted is much more versatile and all-seasonal
No.127175
Anonymous
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>>127174
Just reprogram her
No.127176
Anonymous
Replies:>>127177
>>127175
I'm not a programmer and also the Red & Green color scheme doesn't match with any other season. She's a Seasonal Drone unlike the Cryo-Drone
No.127177
Anonymous
>>127176
Maybe just turn her off for now and wake her up next year
No.127179
Anonymous
Replies:>>127180
Eh, alright, I'll put her into a coma. How do I do this without her knowing, because she's built herself an ice fort in my time posting this
No.127180
Anonymous
>>127179
You took too long answering, I beat her over the head with a baseball bat until she stopped moving. Merry Christmas!
No.127181
Anonymous
Replies:>>127184
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roll 1d20:17

I know your drone's UNATCO killcode.
No.127182
Anonymous
Replies:>>127186>>127189>>127190
Guys I banged my Elf unit last night and she said today that she'd have a special present for me in a few months before running her hands over her torso and blushing

Does this mean that she's going to knit me a stomach warmer or something?
No.127183
Anonymous
Replies:>>127210>>127225>>127332
Image:173517712713.png(1.09MB, 2044x1828)nuzi dooodoododolelelellle.png
No.127184
Anonymous
Replies:>>127187
>>127181
Lickin' Machine.
No.127185
Anonymous
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Anyone know a Tessa fic?
No.127186
Anonymous
Replies:>>127191
>>127182
No, you see the present is inside her torso! You clearly have to dig it out, this is what she's signaling to you
No.127187
Anonymous
>>127184
>L gasps before exploding
>H is finally free.
>"Clicks and Clones"
>H explodes too but not before giving you the finger.
No.127188
Anonymous
Replies:>>127192
hey guys I found this Christmas drone with a bunch of dents in her head discarded on a street corner, I think she's salvageable. tips on rehabilitating abused drones?
No.127189
Anonymous
Replies:>>127191
>>127182
She's telling you that you gained weight, fatso
No.127190
Anonymous
Replies:>>127191
>>127182
Get her to turn invisible so you can see into her stomach
No.127191
Anonymous
Replies:>>127193
>>127186
I poked at her tummy with my fingers and she giggled and said to stop tickling her.
>>127189
Nuh uh!
>>127190
When she turns invisible she turns completely invisible, I can't see inside her stomach like that.
No.127192
Anonymous
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>>127188
Check if her core is ok
No.127193
Anonymous
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>>127191
Grab some massage oil and attack her ears until she reveals the truth!
No.127194
Anonymous
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>>127192
her core seems fine, all the damage is to her head
No.127195
Anonymous
Replies:>>127201
>>127193
making Elf cum only by massaging her ears!
No.127196
Anonymous
>>127194
Good, that mean she salgeable.
No.127197
Anonymous
>>127193
She's just blushing more and saying that she appreciates me trying to make Christmas more romantic. She's also biting her lip a lot.
No.127198
Anonymous
Replies:>>127330
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Who would win Louisa or Martha?
No.127199
Anonymous
Replies:>>127200
>>127194
The core safety interlocks have not engaged, and the singularity is still active?
Citizen, please remain calm and do not move from your current position.
Do not turn off your computer or mobile device.
Do not touch or approach the Drone, warn all other citizens to remain at least 100m away from yourself and the drone.
A retrieval and disposal team has been dispatched to your location and will arrive in ten minutes or less by repulsorcraft.
Please comply with any and all directions given by the retrieval team, do not under any circumstances resist or attempt to flee the scene.
Thank you for your compliance citizen!
No.127200
Anonymous
>>127199
Don't worry about this notice, JCJ has AIs (not even drones) post this boilerplate shit, and they maybe send one intern if you posted info they can follow up on.
Just take the drone and walk away. Corp isn't gonna spend manpower tracking down one zombocore out of dozens that crop up every day.
No.127201
Anonymous
Replies:>>127230
>>127195
>making Elf cum
id like to, yes please
No.127202
Anonymous
Replies:>>127204>>127211>>127247
Who is gonna take care of Orc now that her anon is gone
No.127203
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>127206>>127207>>127231>>127250>>127331
Image:173517996321.png(1.13MB, 3366x3366)Mr. and Mrs. Claus.PNG
merry Christmas fellas! have a lovely, blessed Christmas and a wonderful new year, chase your goals, and most of all, spend time with your family and friends:]
No.127204
Anonymous
>>127202
She's forced to go on an epic rpg style quest to find tomoe before he gets turned into tomoetoe sauce (ketchup)
No.127205
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
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Image:173517999848.png(1.11MB, 3366x3366)nuzi edit.PNG
and a quick nuzi edit so i could show my family kek
No.127206
Anonymous
>>127203
Dang, thanks homeslice 🎅👍
Have a jolly one too
No.127207
Anonymous
>>127203
>>127205
Hey, that's pretty cute!
No.127208
Anonymous
>>127205
As if your family doesn't already know
No.127209
Anonymous
>>127135
Half life is canon to the murder drones universe, and Lizzy is gonna fuck the vortigaunts
No.127210
Anonymous
>>127183
them
No.127211
Anonymous
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>>127202
> I came here to smug at you
No.127212
Anonymous
Replies:>>127256
Need a Murder Drones mod for postal 2
No.127213
Anonymous
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No.127214
Anonymous
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No.127215
Anonymous
Replies:>>127216
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Forcing Elf to orgasm repeatedly using nothing but her ears!
No.127216
Anonymous
Replies:>>127218
>>127215
>pulls her ears off
No.127217
Anonymous
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Where is the Christmas greens? Did I miss them?
No.127218
Anonymous
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>>127216
No.127219
Negev Anon Secundus
>>127217
Got mine cooking rn
No.127220
Anonymous
>>127217
In #121 and #122, there is also posted in the Alice thread
No.127221
Anonymous
>>127217
W Anon made one >>126591
No.127222
Anonymous
>>127217
I should make some but feh.
No.127223
Anonymous
>>127217
Am planning on making some before new years because technically the 12 days of Christmas ends January 6
No.127225
Anonymous
>>127183
Cute!!!
No.127226
Anonymous
Replies:>>127229
>>127224
>t.man who has never had sex
No.127227
Anonymous
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>>127217
I have one as a standalone thing for my human biohorror AU, but it would be like 10 parts if I posted it here and I'm not sure I should.
No.127228
Anonymous
Replies:>>127333>>127646
>>127227
Anon. There is a guy posting a fucking 90 part greentext here. I think you're fine
No.127229
Anonymous
Replies:>>127232
>>127226
What did he say?
No.127230
Anonymous
>>127201
Elf mating press!
Punctuating every thrust with a squeeze of her ears!
No.127231
Anonymous
>>127203
>>127205
adorable!
No.127232
Anonymous
Replies:>>127234
>>127229
He told the Anon to stop talking about sex
No.127233
Anonymous
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>>127217
what OC sdid on christmas
>john
drunk
>jane
drunk, after about a shot and a half of light tequila
>Beretta
celebrated with her family, alongside auntie V and J. nothing bad happened, except J got way too drunk and started crying
>Serial designation E
christmas caroled around town for 72 hours straight
>Serial designation Y
Her and squad reenacted the 1914 christmas truce. She then got drunk off a single piece of alcoholic chocolate and peed herself in public. Delta carried her out as she vomited on him.
>Lucy
Locked in the holiday closet
>Abby
>Was stalking Jane, fail girled her way into getting lost in the asbestos snow.
>Akita
Uzi bought her a dildo for christmas. Something something “biological nature”. She is mortified, none of the drones understand.
>Serial designation MG
Doesn’t celebrate christmas, or hanukkah, or anything. Made a killing selling holiday themed stuff though, so he was happy
>Serial Designation Q
Revealed her pregnancy to a hundred thousand viewers on live TV. Bet didn’t even know.
>Elf
got impregnated for christmas
>Switch
doesn’t celebrate christmas, worked the chinese restaurant where MG eats
>Amy
delivered said chinese food around town. the grind doesn’t stop.
>Blondi
posted on the internet about how “christmas isn’t how it used to be when she was a kid, it’s over.” Beretta then got off the computer and went to eat dinner.
>Cici
Working that day. No days off for her.
>Buckety and Leg
Poured a ton alcohol into the bucket and the two got fucking wasted
>Jo faucet
????
>Pepper
“Wanna sprite cranberry?”
>
>Serial designation B
Got drunk, felt guilty afterwards. She can’t keep lying to herself
>Serial designation H
Got drunk, slept with Irma under influence
>Serial designatuon L
Pretended to be drunk. Got rejected by everybody
>SD-Eye
Went caroling with E. Surprisingly a very talented singer.
>Serial designation K
Cuddles with Catherine
>Serial designation M
Celebrated christmas by herself. Didn’t attend the party with Xi or Zeta.
>Overkill
Had to pull guard duty due to insulting a commander for being Jewish
>P(imp)
baked cookies, gingerbread houses for needy kids, volunteered at the soup kitchen. He is actually a faithful Christian underneath. His church calls him “the monk” due to his well known celibacy.
>Serial designation R,
Worked retail for the season, memorized the Mariah Carey song, too mentally exhausted to do anything crazy.
>Izu and Outposf-6 friends
They all celebrated her birthday! Happy birthday, Izu!
No.127234
Anonymous
Replies:>>127236
>>127232
Honestly, I have to agree that it’s gotten rather stale.
No.127235
Anonymous
>>127233
It sounds like everyone had about the best holiday they could ask for (at least until George Droid steals all their presents during his celebration of Kwanza)
No.127236
Anonymous
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>>127234
Fine, if I can't have L sexo then I request L saying everything is gonna be alright
No.127237
Anonymous
Replies:>>127242>>127253
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Cubed Elfoid
No.127238
Anonymous
>>127233
>“Wanna sprite cranberry?”
Fuck you. I actually really liked them but they don't sell them any more.
No.127239
SD-P
Replies:>>127337
I'm feeling really ugly today
Would someone in the comments give me a little boost?
No.127240
Anonymous
>>127233
> Izu is such a mary sue her birthday is on christmas day
perfect
No.127241
Anonymous
>>127233
Bro it was crazy when Q did the pregnancy reveal thing, but it was even crazier when Bet fainted and revived and fainted again and fell down a conveniently placed flight of stairs, landed on a unicycle, peddled unconscious over a tank full of sharks, and did a backflip through a flaming hoop before Q caught him in her arms
I can't wait to find out how violent and excessive the gender reveal will be
No.127242
Anonymous
Replies:>>127252
>>127237
angy
what was redacted?
No.127243
Anonymous
Replies:>>127245
Need gegnant Elf art
No.127244
Anonymous
ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
No.127245
Anonymous
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>>127243
What abomination would result from Elf's pregnancy?
No.127246
Anonymous
>>127245
An abomination deeply loved by both its human father and drone mother
No.127247
Anonymous
Replies:>>127282
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>>127202
Finally, NONE CAN STOP ME FROM TURNING ORC INTO A Fridge drone.
No.127248
Anonymous
Replies:>>127251
>>127245
I can remember writing one of this
No.127249
Anonymous
>>127205
Kek
No.127250
Anonymous
>>127203
>>127205
I can be your N!
No.127251
Anonymous
>>127248
Oh?
No.127252
Anonymous
>>127242
It's a secret
No.127253
Anonymous
>>127237
Is this the AI buddy mod thing?
>>127245
A Breton.
No.127254
Anonymous
Replies:>>127255
>>127233
>Lucy
>Locked in the holiday closet
maybe insisting she is helps you sleep at night, but we all know she's been very busy this season. first with the wassailing dressed as Mari Lwyd, then giving the Christmas Carol ghosts treatment to several SDs, and finally punishing all the naughty drones a la Krampus.
No.127255
Anonymous
>>127254
She's cute
No.127256
Anonymous
Replies:>>127258
>>127212
>The Dude takes a swig of oil and now has solver powers, but must continue to consume oil or else he'll die
>"This can't be good for me, but I feel great."
No.127258
Anonymous
>>127256
Kek
No.127259
Anonymous
Replies:>>127385
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Ahhhhr my heart so cute so cozy so sweet Alice! She is so perfect for cold snowy winter nights, it fits so well, like she's made for it! Mercurial you drew this I think, I never recognized it till now, your best piece imo thanks !🙌💯
No.127260
Negev Anon Secundus
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>The Outpost 3 Columbarium had become a lot quieter in the past twentysomething years.
>With the Disassembly Drones variously either integrated into the Worker Drones' society, institutionalized, or never seen again (except by their weary admin) after staying outside past the break of dawn, mortality rates had dropped to "peacetime" levels.
>Visitation rates remained much the same though. Everyone had lost friends or family over the years.
>Through Negev Doorman's stanky old wizard eyes, the place was as crowded as it must have been during the darkest days of the "bunker era". Majority of drone ghosts seem to prefer sticking around their graves, since human ghosts would too according to the pre-core collapse media the humans left behind.
>"So, who are we here for?" asked her brother Mac. Negev needed a minder when she was out and about, to make sure she didn't do anything like eat bugs or start screaming at things only she could see and to stabilize her if she started having another dissociative episode. Beretta was off introducing Jane to the Star Wars Holiday Special, so the duty of caring for Negev fell to Mac.
>"Just some people. Came to deliver their Christmas presents," Negev responded, pulling a beat-up old backpack with bat wings from her back.
>"Why are we leaving things at these niches specifically? Is this some schizo thing?"
>Negev looked over her shoulder back to her brother, a 'there you go again' dullness in her ever-weary eyes. "You wouldn't get it," she muttered as she unzipped the backpack.
>"So this is some schizo thing," Mac concluded. He buttoned the collar on his coat. "Robo-Goddamnit, it's freezing here. Can't believe you don't feel it."
>Rebecca, piggybacking on Mac, stifled a giggle.
>The Doorman kids, plus their hitchhiker, walked the grounds of the columbarium looking for whatever seemingly arbitrary niches Negev had offerings for. Eventually, Negev's scampering halted in front of one ("Ugh, FINALLY," groaned Rebecca):
In loving memory
DOLL BERLIOZ
3053-3071
Beloved daughter & bestie
Rest in peace, Babe-a-tron
>Yeah, Lizzy had this plaque done, Negev thought.
>"I really gotta drop in on Lizzy next year, see what she and Doll do that it was more important than helping us drop off her friggin' Christmas present," Rebecca groused.
>Reaching into her backpack, she pulled out a few packs of basketball cards and left them on the ledge of the niche. Never before had she been so grateful-or grateful at all, this being her first time and all-that the niches here were deep enough to leave real offerings in them.
>"Okay, next one on the list," Negev told Mac as she zipped up and donned her backpack. Then she saw something unusual in an adjacent niche. "Wait, no." Negev went over. It was Dolls parents' niche. Anime figurines had been left on both sides. "Grandma, that is just classic you," Negev said with a smile.
>Mac stooped down to see. Then he laughed. "Great choice of anime boobs, Grandma. Didn't know you were that thirsty for Yeva."
>Rebecca cleared her throat, causing Mac to jerk up from the sudden chill. "Like, you know where mine is, right, crazy kid?" Rebecca asked. Negev shook her head no, to Mac's confusion. "Okay, go right-your right-from here..."
>Before long, they reached the second niche on Negev's list:
REBECCA CAPPELLETTI
3053-3071
LOVED BY MANY
>Rebecca snrked. "Whoever did this has no idea just how many... Seriously, Negev, ask me for makeout tips in the future. I know everything you'd ever need to know." As Rebecca talked, Negev got her backpack open again and pulled out a large bottle of strawberry-scented conditioner before putting it on the ledge of Rebecca's niche.
>Mac suddenly got a sinking feeling in his gut and didn't know why.
>"Last stop," Negev grunted. She looked over her brother's shoulder.
>"If you're seeing something, please don't freak out... not here, not on Christmas..." Mac moaned.
>"I'll tell you when you're getting warmer," Rebecca told Negev. Negev nodded and scurried off, her brother not far behind and remembering Gollum guiding Frodo and Sam through the Dead Marshes.

1/2
No.127261
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127262>>127271>>127288>>127339
>>127260
>"Negev!" Emily cried as her first friend in years pulled up to her niche. "I'd have waved, but..." the headless girl sheepishly smiled, before her eyes went hollow. "Is that your brother?!" she asked. "You never told me he was so..." Emily trailed off and began slowly walking towards Mac. Ignoring this, Negev put her backpack down in front of her last stop:
EMILY KATCHADOURIAN
3053-3071
"I am the resurrection and the life; whoever believes in Me, even if he dies, will live, and everyone who lives and believes in Me will never die."
>Negev pulled out a book of Earth history, and left it in Emily's niche. After zipping up her backpack one last time, Negev turned around to see Rebecca from behind Mac's shoulder at Emily, who was holding her head up so she could make direct eye contact. Negev was not liking the vibes her friends were putting out.
>"Okay, we're done. Can we go now? I'm freezing my tail off here."
>And clearly neither was her brother.
>"Excuse me!" a stern fatherly voice called out. All four looked in the direction it came from. "Are you Uzi Doorman's kids, by chance?"
>Coming up were two drones: a woman with a purse and a beehive hairdo, and a man with a push broom mustache so long it nearly covered his mouth. Both had the same light blue eye as Emily, who ran over to their side.
>"Yeah," Mac said, relaxing as the cold slightly abated. "I'm just here to make sure my sister doesn't have another episode."
>Negev swallowed. "Are you related to Emily Katchadourian, by chance?"
>"We're her parents," the woman said. The Doorman siblings' and even Rebecca's eyes hollowed. "We know she'd have loved the gift, but is there any particular reason you left that book at the grave of a girl who passed away before you were born?"
>Negev's eyes stayed hollow, as she considered how to answer this without sounding like she should be put away again. "I just felt like doing something good for some people here. It's Christmas, and all that, heh..."
>"She said I wouldn't get why we visited the graves we did, but she left stuff at those too," Mac added as Mr. and Mrs. Katchadourian approached.
>Emily's dad became lost in thought, as her mom pulled some votive candles out of her purse and set them next to her daughter's niche. As she struggled with the matches, he spoke up:
>"You're that Negev girl, right? You were the talk of Outpost 3 for a minute years back."
>"Yeah, that's me," Negev muttered.
>"That explains some things, dear," Mrs. Katchadourian said to her husband as she paused her attempts to light the candles.
>"Glad to see you're well enough to be let outside," Mr. Katchadourian said. "The two of us, we never thought you were a lost cause. Can't say the same about anyone else we talked about you with." He turned to look at Mac. "You're a M- you're... like your father, aren't you?"
>"Are you asking me for help lighting those candles?" Mac said with a sigh. "Because I can do it," he said as one hand retracted to be replaced with a grill lighter, which he started warming his other hand around. "I'd like to leave soon, but I can do it."
>"Robo-God bless you, dear," Mrs. Katchadourian said. Behind her, Emily blushed.
>Mac got down and lit the candles.
>"Emily was the light of our life," Mr. Katchadourian said forlornly. "We didn't know what to do when we lost her. But she would have wanted us to keep supporting the community, not get lost in despair." He was about to put his hand on Negev's shoulder, but stopped when she recoiled at the prospect of being touched.
>"Yeah. Spirit of the season and all that," Negev said with a nervous chuckle as she pulled her hands back into the slightly too long sleeves of her sweatshirt.
>"You're good kids, you know that?" Mr. Katchadourian continued.
>"I got that a lot from the nurse who gave me my meds in the morning, yeah," Negev said. Another nervous chuckle. "Mac's right though, we gotta leave soon. Our grandparents have their own Christmas thing tonight and we gotta help them with that."
>"You take care of that now, then," Mrs. Katchadourian said. "Merry Christmas!" all three Katchadourians said as they started to walk away.
>"Merry Christmas!" the Doormans and their hitchhiker called back from the opposite direction.
>As they left, Negev faintly heard Doll laughing uproariously and smiled. She clearly found the Robertsons Nori left at her mom's grave.
No.127262
Anonymous
Replies:>>127265
>>127261
why the drones gotta have off-white surnames like they all own ethnic restaurants in the bronx
No.127263
Anonymous
Replies:>>127283>>127285>>127287>>127340>>127529
Image:173518963962.png(154kB, 640x886)lucy victimizes another anon angle 2.PNG
>>127096
I hope this makes it more obvious for you
No.127264
Anonymous
Image:173518975584.png(119kB, 557x512)173195106370.png
Found this tiny L living in a tent made from some of my boxers. I'm going to keep her.
No.127265
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127269
>>127262
I grabbed Rebecca's and Emily's surnames from The Most Popular Girls in School, and Doll's from The Master and Margarita.
No.127266
Anonymous
Replies:>>127267
>>127260
Rebecca is a spaghetti eater?!
No.127267
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127268>>127270
>>127266
No, she's a drone.
No.127268
Anonymous
Replies:>>127272
>>127267
A drone that cooka da pizza
No.127269
Anonymous
Replies:>>127341
>>127265
retarded, have you considered
>Rebecca Trump
>Emily Biden
>Doll Putin
No.127270
Anonymous
>>127267
I'm just imagining her doing Italian hand gestures and her being offended by pineapple pizza
No.127271
Anonymous
Replies:>>127273>>127274
Image:173519013359.jpg(42kB, 736x736)85aff377f669b79e45b4b2b9262bbf51.jpg
>>127260
>>127261
Based canon green! Gave me inspiration for a story with Negev, Alice&Beau, there will likely nothing come from it but I wanna try anyways
Doll laughing like that is nice too
No.127272
Anonymous
Replies:>>127275
>>127268
I am so hungry you are not helping me bro
No.127273
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127274>>127276>>127316>>127387
Image:173519041058.jpg(205kB, 1280x720)Extreme sorrow or rage.jpg
>>127271
>Beau
Ghost rules I have my stories work on is that ghosts are people who died in pic related. While I have seen a case argued for ghost Alice, Beau seems to have died at peace.
No.127274
Negev Anon Secundus
>>127273
>>127271
*filename related
No.127275
Anonymous
Image:173519050126.jpg(341kB, 1280x1280)bugretta borgar.JPG
>>127272
Solver borger
No.127276
Anonymous
Replies:>>127277
>>127273
Alice fought for survival for years after being abandoned underground and died unceremoniously as a result of her bully's child. she's gotta have some unfinished business there
No.127277
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127279
>>127276
I was talking about ghost Beau not being in the cards.
No.127278
Anonymous
Replies:>>127286>>127342
Image:173519074000.jpg(287kB, 842x666)cynmas.jpg
Merry Cynmas!
No.127279
Anonymous
Replies:>>127280
>>127277
I know, I was just responding to the "there's a case to be made for ghost Alice"
No.127280
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127281
>>127279
That's the case I was referring to. I personally don't see Alice as having either of those as her dominant emotions at the moment she died, but I haven't seen episode 6 since it came out so I could be remembering her death wrong.
No.127281
Anonymous
>>127280
Alice anon would know. I don't know that she even had time to even express either because she got pounced on pretty quick
No.127282
Anonymous
Replies:>>127290
>>127247
Is she like that atomic heart Fridge?
No.127283
Anonymous
>>127263
guess her latest victim has mastophobia, dumb bastard can't even appreciate how lucky he is
No.127284
Anonymous
Replies:>>127289
Image:173519187956.png(13kB, 344x297)173517049104.png
What is this from?
No.127285
Anonymous
>>127263
Lucy kissies!
No.127286
Anonymous
>>127278
Cute
No.127287
Anonymous
>>127263
Lucy is a top tier design
No.127288
Anonymous
>>127260
>>127261
very sweet
No.127289
Anonymous
>>127284
Her kiss
No.127290
Anonymous
>>127282
No.. but.
ill keep note of that if i ever decide to draw the thing.
id refer the fridge drone greens but i cant find them, they started weird, then neat, then weird again.
No.127291
Anonymous
Replies:>>127293>>127324>>127343
Image:173519345044.png(61kB, 712x582)pocketsanta.png
Now that Christmas and its the dead of night its time for the Good Anons and Anons of /md/ to receive some gifts as well
No.127292
Anonymous
Replies:>>127295
The fact there isn't more widespread bitching on 4chan about the new 15 minute timer has solidified that the site is mostly newfags and bots at this point for me.
No.127293
Anonymous
>>127291
Yayyyyyy
No.127294
Anonymous
Replies:>>127296
Image:173519375325.png(5kB, 400x400)1725244663792441.png
N using his old butler skills to cook you a delicious dinner meal.
No.127295
Anonymous
Replies:>>127305>>127306
>>127292
Because I found a way around it
No.127296
Anonymous
>>127294
Awwww
No.127297
Anonymous
>>127160
https://x.com/sdngelic/status/1871637998447812643
No.127298
Anonymous
Replies:>>127344
Image:173519416915.png(6.70MB, 3585x3421)vj.png
>Fat bitches fighting over food
No.127299
Anonymous
Replies:>>127300>>127301>>127303>>127311>>127345
Image:173519419219.png(1.41MB, 3919x2799)Merry Merry Chirstmas MD.png
No.127300
Anonymous
>>127299
kek, based
No.127301
Anonymous
Image:173519465144.jpg(672kB, 2084x1332)IMG_8319.jpeg
>>127299
LOOK AGAIN
No.127302
Anonymous
Replies:>>127304>>127347
Video:173519479012.mp4(1.23MB / 0:00:08 / avc1, 1280x720)Tr0xaz - 1871857771433632129 - Video 1.mp4
No.127303
Anonymous
>>127299
Awww
No.127304
Anonymous
>>127302
My heart melted
No.127305
Anonymous
>>127295
I don’t understand why it won’t verify my email
No.127306
Anonymous
Replies:>>127307
>>127295
Is it having an email?
No.127307
Anonymous
>>127306
Sorta?…
No.127308
Anonymous
Replies:>>127309>>127441
Harper’s daughter was scared of the Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph.
Harper hugged her and let her sleep with mommy
No.127309
Anonymous
Replies:>>127318>>127441
>>127308
Anon later showed up at Harper's door in an abominable snow monster costume. He was chased out by Harper with a broom. It was an accident but things like that happen suspiciously often.
No.127311
Anonymous
Replies:>>127320
>>127299
Missing the aussie
No.127312
Anonymous
Replies:>>127348
Image:173519734871.jpg(103kB, 1357x1829)Ge_QbtvWcAA2kgm.jpg
No.127313
Anonymous
Replies:>>127314
Image:173519814701.jpg(251kB, 1598x2048)GftDNmlXoAAHx5-.jpeg
No.127314
Anonymous
Replies:>>127351
Image:173519816212.jpg(239kB, 1598x2048)GftDMycXcAAEek1.jpeg
>>127313
No.127315
Anonymous
Replies:>>127317>>127322
>>127245
Probably something like Kurt
No.127316
Anonymous
>>127273
I was gonna go with Beau being a ghost only since I do not consider Alice dead due to the lack of finality her damage has to her. Will tell more tomorro goodnight
No.127317
Anonymous
>>127315
The son would probably end up like this
Dagoth Ur meets argonian Nerevar (Animated)youtube thumb
No.127318
Anonymous
>>127309
The broom being Hound
No.127319
Anonymous
Image:173519960402.jpg(544kB, 2048x1500)tumblr_8d2079ea113c666d3ce5f3e9cbbd8b9e_0fffdb1b_2048.jpg
No.127320
Anonymous
Replies:>>127351
>>127311
The Aussie is suppose to be a DD version of her standing next Uzi, wearing the JCJenson hat.
No.127321
Anonymous
N chest
No.127322
Anonymous
>>127315
>something like
So instead of a reincarnation of Jerma, a reincarnation of Vinny or Joel?
No.127323
Anonymous
Replies:>>127349>>127376
Image:173520065761.png(80kB, 565x793)NyE.png
Some clown drone based on a real clown (Cepillin)
his name is short for a insult (Naco y Estupido)
its a man before you ask
No.127324
Anonymous
Replies:>>127325>>127327>>127334>>127350>>127472>>127521
Image:173520069004.jpg(176kB, 548x797)lewd1.jpg
>>127291
Lewd 1
No.127325
Anonymous
Replies:>>127326
>>127324
Uneven legged looking ass
No.127326
Anonymous
Image:173520164383.jpg(216kB, 2160x1215)20-facts-might-know-bad-santa.jpg
>>127325
No.127327
Anonymous
Replies:>>127328>>127329>>127334>>127346>>127350>>127472>>127521
Image:173520321949.jpg(259kB, 858x638)straightslorpinit.jpg
>>127324
lewd 2
more lewds l8r
No.127328
Anonymous
Image:173520328929.jpg(50kB, 564x564)bc4cb12633861bc05ca3019e4bd614cb.jpg
>>127327
Holy fucking based
No.127329
Anonymous
Image:173520344063.png(12kB, 287x497)literally me.png
>>127327
i feel like dis rn
No.127330
Anonymous
>>127198
We should check it out. Let them fight.
No.127331
Anonymous
>>127205
>>127203
Brilliant, as always. Merry Christmas to you too Izz, glad you can show your family your Murder Drones hobby.
No.127332
Anonymous
>>127183
They look cute.
No.127333
Anonymous
>>127228
He is a fucking legend.
No.127334
Anonymous
>>127327
>>127324
hot
No.127335
Anonymous
Replies:>>127363
>>127233
Kek, everything's in its place.

>Elf
So, who's the father?
No.127336
Anonymous
Replies:>>127338
>>127233
>Bonnie: Still Dead but more festive
No.127337
Anonymous
>>127239
Sooner or later, you'll find the right bitch that fuck you, P.
No.127338
Anonymous
Replies:>>127352
>>127336
>Cyn specifically props up Bonnies decaying corpse up somewhere and forces it to participate in the festive season, putting on festive clothes and lights, a plate of cookies and milk, even getting the skeleton a little gift.
>No one knows she does this, its only for her own amusement
No.127339
Anonymous
>>127260
>>127261
Very nice green, anon. Thank you.
No.127340
Anonymous
>>127263
Now I get it... anon is lucky son of a bitch.
No.127341
Anonymous
>>127269
Fuck, my sides.
No.127342
Anonymous
>>127278
She's sure to love the "gift")
No.127343
Anonymous
>>127291
Kek.
No.127344
Anonymous
>>127298
Holy fucking sexy bitchs.
No.127345
Anonymous
>>127299
Based.
No.127346
Anonymous
>>127327
Nice Nips
No.127347
Anonymous
>>127302
Finally some great MD animation that isn't porn.
No.127348
Anonymous
>>127312
This positioning of hips triggers a strange neural activity in my brain.
No.127349
Anonymous
>>127323
He's definitely a serial killer.
No.127350
Anonymous
>>127324
>>127327
Holy fucking sexo based, anon.
No.127351
Anonymous
Replies:>>127377
Image:173520694771.png(137kB, 640x400)drone-tessa-v0-55jd1opd548d1.png
>>127320
Here's a better picture of the design its based on (which was also used in >>127314)
No.127352
Anonymous
>>127338
Cyn partying with a corpse is sweet in a way
No.127353
Anonymous
Replies:>>127354
would N’s heart still beat after i gave him benadryl and cuddled him to sleep?
No.127354
Anonymous
Replies:>>127355
>>127353
It would beat faster once The Hat-Man arrives
No.127355
Anonymous
Replies:>>127356
>>127354
why would it?
No.127356
Anonymous
Replies:>>127357
>>127355
Fear
No.127357
Anonymous
Replies:>>127358
>>127356
why is he scared of the hat man?
No.127358
Anonymous
Replies:>>127359
>>127357
I don't know. Honestly I never thought that far ahead.
The Hatman is apparently an urban legend people see when overdosing on Benadryl, there have been documentaries about this
No.127359
Anonymous
Replies:>>127360
>>127358
how can i calm N down and make him go back to sleep?
No.127360
Anonymous
Replies:>>127364
>>127359
Smooches
No.127361
Anonymous
Replies:>>127362>>127417
Does anyone know why tomoetomoe decided to quit?
No.127362
Anonymous
>>127361
There is literally no explanation, he just said bye and left
No.127363
Anonymous
Replies:>>127366
>>127335
Anon, the modern Genghis Khan
No.127364
Anonymous
>>127360
:]
No.127365
Anonymous
Replies:>>127367>>127369>>127371>>127372>>127834
Image:173521129041.png(471kB, 1875x2234)Illustration5.png
Good god i should be asleep. WHATEVER. Heres some more human Y(vvone) because uh practice I guess I dunno, i've never drawn a backshot before. I am so tired.
No.127366
Anonymous
Replies:>>127368
>>127363
God, is there a drone in the world that hasn't been knocked up by anon?
No.127367
Anonymous
Replies:>>127370
>>127365
tsundere ass dialogue
No.127368
Anonymous
>>127366
If there is there won't be when he finds out
No.127369
Anonymous
>>127365
frecks
No.127370
Anonymous
>>127367
Ffuck you lmao, i am hypomanic when im sleep deprivesd
No.127371
Anonymous
>>127365
Nice drawe of her ass, anon. Great job.
No.127372
Anonymous
Image:173521154728.gif(330kB, 360x360)boioioioing.gif
>>127365
>backshot
BACKSHOTS??!! WHERE??
No.127373
Anonymous
squishing N’s ass while we’re cuddling, but like, in a cute and affectionate way rather than in a sexy way
No.127374
Anonymous
Replies:>>127379>>127382>>127388
squishing femN’s ass while we’re cuddling, but like, in a cute and affectionate way rather than in a sexy way (and she giggles and snuggles closer)
No.127375
Anonymous
Image:173521464562.jpg(79kB, 1199x799)GfWra0zXEAAHcMA.jpg
Coin operated toy,
sitting on the shelf,
she is just a toy.
But i turn her on
and she comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why i want
A
Coin
Operated toy
Made of plastic and elastic
She is soft and long lasting
Who ever ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights to choose from
I will never leave my bedroom
I will never cry at night again
Wrap my arms around her and pretend.
Coin
Operated toy
All the other real
Ones that i destroy
Cannot hold a candle
To my new toy and I'll
Never let her go
And ill never be alone
And ill never let her go
And ill never be alone go
And ill never be alone go
Go
Go
Go
Not with my Coin
Operated toy
No.127376
Anonymous
>>127323
Neat a cool male drone that is't a Twink
No.127377
Anonymous
Replies:>>127380
>>127351
I remember the modeller based her design on that one image of drone Tessa making out with human N
No.127378
Anonymous
Replies:>>127389
Image:173521642035.jpg(279kB, 1181x1643)tumblr_a255049efa6a675a24dfbca01ec3309f_ff9178fb_1280.jpg
No.127379
Anonymous
>>127374
Based
No.127380
Anonymous
Replies:>>127381>>127390
Image:173521707551.png(784kB, 660x962)2451103253932aacf3901941f5a7a703.png
>>127377
You mean this one? Cause yeah, the outfits are similar
No.127381
Anonymous
>>127380
Yes that one
No.127382
Anonymous
Replies:>>127383
>>127374
do you think male N would react that way too?
No.127383
Anonymous
Replies:>>127384
>>127382
Same personality so maybe, but you couldn't have babymaking sex afterwards
No.127384
Anonymous
Replies:>>127386
>>127383
yes i could
No.127385
Anonymous
>>127259
Was this one by Mercurial? I love this image a lot, i'd love to know
No.127386
Anonymous
>>127384
I guess if you're built different 💀 (woman) then you could, fair enough
I just want femN to be a cute lil housewife who goes to couple's bridge games with me and read in a cozy nook with me while a fire burns i'm the fireplace and go on drives with me through the mountains on a cool spring morning while the sun rises
No.127387
Anonymous
>>127273
Alice wants Nori dead
No.127388
Anonymous
Replies:>>127391>>127394
Image:173521942803.jpg(248kB, 1658x1467)GaC-tQeWUAA3mGr.jpeg
>>127374
I want FemN.

I want to give FemN all of myself, to love her so that all my thoughts are only about her and only about making her happy. I want to hug her, kiss her, caress her, I want to be by her side while my short-lived meat shell fades under the unrelenting pressure of time, so that at the end I can hug her, our children and our grandchildren on my deathbed. I need FemN.
No.127389
Anonymous
>>127378
Does this artist only post on tumbler now?
No.127390
Anonymous
Replies:>>127392
>>127380
Who is this human woman?
No.127391
Anonymous
Replies:>>127681
Image:173521960819.jpg(110kB, 842x642)173500348808.jpg
>>127388
Literally me but with Alice.
No.127392
Anonymous
Replies:>>127393
>>127390
That N
No.127393
Anonymous
>>127392
Solver war does terrible things to men.
No.127394
Anonymous
>>127388
Trve, you dropped this king 👑
No.127395
Anonymous
Replies:>>127429>>127681
Image:173522092075.jpg(1.66MB, 4000x3297)b2704912e5cd876b9cc3b108e702eb85.jpg
I need to be the teacher here man... Need. 😭
No.127396
Anonymous
Replies:>>127398>>127401
Image:173522105437.jpg(208kB, 1029x1005)173450189870.jpg
Very drunk and cozy with rhe Alic eon my mind in an damily gathering mow, very nice moment I like all of you spoiler
No.127397
Anonymous
Replies:>>127399>>128021
Does anyone have the nightcore song that was used in the storyboards for episode 8?
No.127398
Anonymous
Image:173522218694.jpg(258kB, 1903x1080)173482865184.jpg
>>127396
Cheers fellow Alice lover!
No.127399
Anonymous
Replies:>>127400>>128021
>>127397
Bring Me The Horizon - Kingslayer ft. BABYMETAL
No.127400
Anonymous
Replies:>>128021
>>127399
Thank you so much
No.127401
Anonymous
>>127396
have fun, anon
No.127402
Anonymous
>>127173
when the image started loading in i saw the metal bits and yellow glow and thought that was skibidi toilet
No.127403
Anonymous
Pacific Rim: The Black Apex If I lose it all..youtube thumb
Idk but this guy could work as a solver mech
No.127404
Anonymous
Replies:>>127405>>127408
Image:173522789410.png(344kB, 2000x1284)Kurt protects Chiappa.png
>>126358
>…
>”What was that?” You turn around and glare at the disassembler.
>”I said that you should pull that stick out of your ass, ya twat.” The disassembler shoots back with a glare of his own.
>”Oh really? The way I see it, you should be the one to do so when someone tells you to get lost and you don’t.”
>”Lucky, please stop…” Chiappa tugs at your arm but you pull it away. A small crowd has gathered around you three.
>”You know…” You say as you rub your chin. “…even the bullies back at Outpost-3 have more standards than you. They never called my sister a slut. Matter of fact, this is the first time someone called her that and it had to be someone like you.”
>Chiappa tugs you again but you ignore her. “I’ve only been here for three days and already despise this place. You are just one of the ‘people’ here trying to prove something by being annoying but it ain’t working.”
>”Lucky, come on.” Chiappa tugs at you harder this time. “If you’re not gonna act like a decent person then why should I treat you like one? You’re just a nobody in an ocean of nobodies, you rusted tin can.”
>The people in the crowd gasp and the disassembler looks very offended. With a flick of his arm, his hand changes to claws as he holds them up. The crowd gasps again and backs up.
>Instinctively, you pull Chiappa behind you as the disassembler slowly approaches you.
>”See these?” The disassembler wiggles his claws as to show them off. “You have no idea how sharp these claws are, mate. They can just cut right through anything – metal, other drones…flesh.” He says the last word with more emphasis. “It would be a shame if a human were to die, leaving his poor sister defenseless, yeah? You never know when it will happen, maybe tomorrow or the next or…” He’s right up to you as he gives you a smile before yelling out “…OR MAYBE RIGHT NOW!”
>He then thrusts his claws towards you and dig into your abdomen.

3/4
No.127405
Anonymous
>>127404
Kurt is a hybrid, he has the best qualities of both humans and drones concentrated in him, he's sure to kick ass this disassembler.
No.127406
Anonymous
Replies:>>127407>>127409>>127410>>127416
what did (You) get for Christmas, /md/?
what would you have given to your favorite drone?
No.127407
Anonymous
>>127406
Got some Vidya, pretty good assortment
Would give my favorite drone a wedding ring
No.127408
Anonymous
Replies:>>127411
>>127404
>”KURT!” Chiappa yells out in horror as you’re slammed against the lockers, the disassembler holding you in place.
>The crowd starts to get more rowdy now that violence is happening, some are talking as loud as they can or have their phones out and are recording the whole ordeal.
>This…doesn’t hurt that much at all. It kinda stings but that’s not important right now.
>He stabbed you. He fucking stabbed you.
>The disassembler is looking at you with a wicked grin and a X on his visor. You look down at him and make sure that he sees how pissed off you are. His vicious expression turns to confusion. “What the hell? Shouldn’t humans drop dead from this---”
>You don’t let him finish his thought and grab his arm. You forcefully pull out the claws out of your abdomen and hold his arm in place as he looks at you with shock.
>You grip his arm and turn around as you lift him up and throw him against the locker. He slams into them with a loud bang and drops down face first.
>You approach him and grab him by the collar and lift him up. You then grab him by the neck as he grips your arm, trying to break free. “What in the bloody fuck are you---”
>You interrupt him with a slap across his face. And another. And another. It’s a flurry of slaps which you finish by smacking his sensor array with as much force as you can. The fist connects and you hear one of the bulbs cracks with small drops of yellow fluid flowing down.
>The disassembler howls in pain as you drop him on the ground. He curls into a fetal position as he holds his head. You hover over him as you consider whether or not to keep beating him up.
>”Kurt, stop! He’s had enough!” Chiappa yells out and tugs your arm hard enough to force you to look at her. She looks even more upset.
>You’re snapped out of your rage-induced high as you look back and forth between the disassembler and Chiappa. You kneel down and hug her then break it as you hold her shoulders. “You good, Chippy?”
>”Yeah, yeah…” She meekly says as she nods. “Don’t worry about me, you were just stabbed!”
>You look down at your abdomen. You see the three holes where the claws tore through your clothes and see blood around them with some droplets on the ground too. The wounds themselves have closed with what’s left is some scarring.
>”Look, I’m fine. See?” You point at them wound. “What matters is that he didn’t hurt you, okay? Now come on, let’s go call mom.” You stand up and dust yourself off. “It’s about time we left this place.”

4/4
No.127409
Anonymous
>>127406
I was given money, about $67, which is not bad for my country.

I'd get her a set of Valhallan Ice Warriors and help her paint them all, and I'd buy a shrink ray from WG, because in regular size I would only be wasting paint..
No.127410
Anonymous
>>127406
Money
Also I would give N a onesie
No.127411
Anonymous
Replies:>>127436
>>127408
Kurt seems to love Kiappa so much that he's willing to get stabbed in the side to protect her. He's a good brother.

Very nice green, anon, I'll look forward to more in the future.
No.127412
Anonymous
Replies:>>127414>>127415>>127417>>127428
Before left, tomoetomoe filled out the Wiki.

I still don't understand why he decided to leave.
No.127413
Anonymous
Avre Kissies
No.127414
Anonymous
>>127412
I miss him
No.127415
Anonymous
Replies:>>127424
>>127412
He did say "until we meet again", maybe his life is in chaos, and he needs to prioritize it
No.127416
Anonymous
>>127406
Exuberant amounts of art supplies and some RAM for my PC
No.127417
Anonymous
>>127361
>>127412
He went to the store to buy milk and will be back.
Sooner or later, he WILL be back...
No.127418
Anonymous
Replies:>>127419
Image:173523205785.png(33kB, 519x714)1707887216894578.png
I'm gonna blow up your drone.
No.127419
Anonymous
Replies:>>127421
>>127418
No if I blow you up before
No.127420
Anonymous
Fondling U-Us warm chassis with my cold hands
No.127421
Anonymous
Replies:>>127422>>127701
>>127419
Cyn's a silly little goober.
You wouldn't hurt such a funny, small creature. Would you?
No.127422
Anonymous
>>127421
That's more reasons of why I'm going to explode her
No.127423
Anonymous
Replies:>>127425>>127426
Image:173523287734.png(75kB, 448x448)CAN'T WAKE UP.png
>solver börger has had to shutter its doors
>the steaming, hot, eldritch meat you cooked up simply couldn't compete with the hotter meat on display at Twink Disassembler Hooters
>you're now jobless and the only restaurant and hangout spot in the bunker is the place where the males of your family have their junk stuffed into too-tight shorts
No.127424
Anonymous
>>127415
I hope so.
No.127425
Anonymous
Replies:>>127430
Image:173523402949.gif(2.96MB, 320x180)YpkZC5.gif
>>127423
>your sister the half-feral schizo got hired at that fucking place as a janitor
No.127426
Anonymous
Replies:>>127427>>127431
>>127423
She'll go there. She MUST go there, because going to fast food is a "tradition" for all teenagers, and drones stick to traditions.

She better get used to her half-naked, gently cuddling brothers and father.
No.127427
Anonymous
Replies:>>127430
>>127426
>Having sex with Beretta in the janitors closet of the Hooters
No.127428
Anonymous
Replies:>>127468
>>127412
Real booru users know why he left
No.127429
Anonymous
>>127395
Afreed!
No.127430
Anonymous
>>127425
>>127427
Dracula Dead And Loving It - I Saw Everything (@0:25)youtube thumb
No.127431
Anonymous
Replies:>>127432>>127439>>127447
>>127426
ngl I'd feel uncomfortable if the young male ocs dress up like hooters sluts like nerd, shepherd and kurt. They're still children after all
No.127432
Anonymous
Replies:>>127433
>>127431
they're robots.
No.127433
Anonymous
Replies:>>127434>>127447
>>127432
Kurt isn't
No.127434
Anonymous
Replies:>>127435
>>127433
So is Shepherd.
No.127435
Anonymous
>>127434
Does he have a favorite store in the citadel?
No.127436
Anonymous
>>127411
Well, I tried to make both Kurt and Chiappa turn out to be good kids. Beretta and Anon, mostly Beretta, were always there for them unlike Beretta and Negev.
No.127437
Anonymous
Replies:>>127440>>127443>>127444>>127477
>Customer at twink disassembler hooters spills on herself accidentally
>The crew is forced to get handsy to clean up
>Mac wipes the customer’s flat bottom plate with a rag, juice got down there. He doesn’t see it as inherently lewd since he is unfamiliar with normal drone anatomy
>”W-wait, keep going.”
>”Ma’am?”
>”Yeah, keep rubbing. It’s dirty down there still.”
>”Uh, whatever you say, miss.”
>”Y-YES, faster!”
>Mac is increasingly confused, but he keeps going.
>”Such a dirty girl” he says
>”SAY THAT AGAIN, YES!”
>”Such a dirty girl, making a mess for us.” He says
>”KEEP GOING, AHhhh!”
>”Getting all sticky and wet down there…you know this won’t do.”
>The worker makes indecipherable noises and moans as Mac keeps it up, faster and faster.
>”AAAHhhhh…AAAAAHH…YES, RIGHT TH-“
>”Alright. You’re clean now, miss.”
>”W-What?”
>”Apologies for the mess, you are entitled to a free drink of your choice. Thank you for your patronage, miss.”
several hours later
>”LEFT ME EMOTIONALLY PHYSICALLY AND PERSONALLY UNSATISFIED. 0/5 STARS”
>
>
>
>He stands outside her house.
>His eyes glowing, marked with the shining golden cross.
>This was the place. He knew her scent. The one that had left the restaurant a bad review.
>A bad review.
>Somebody had to pay.
>It had been a while since he’d done this. He’d put those days behind him. But if it was for the sake of a good score on Yelp, he’d have to teach this woman a lesson. Not one of mortality…but of a more carnal nature.
>Mac was starving. It was time to feast.
No.127438
Anonymous
How would your fave handle a round of the most infuriating board game ever, Monopoly?
No.127439
Anonymous
Replies:>>127442>>127452>>127465
>>127431
They're seniors in high school, so no one will notice. Plus Shepherd and Kurt will attract a lot of new customers: DD bitches will love them.

And U+1 will attract a male audience, not only girls to be customers..
No.127440
Anonymous
>>127437
>Uzi and N have mixed reactions to finding out Mac has at least 30 kids because of how he handles bad reviews from female customers
No.127441
Anonymous
>>127309
>>127308
Spook the child
No.127442
Anonymous
Replies:>>127445
>>127439
Has anybody asked their mother how she feels about this
No.127443
Anonymous
Replies:>>127444>>127446
>>127437
As someone who works in the service industry, I wish Mac would enjoy this bitch's screams to the fullest.
No.127444
Anonymous
Replies:>>127446
>>127437
>>127443
unfortunately for Mac, she's into that shit
No.127445
Anonymous
>>127442
No, at work should be serving customers, not making secular talk with them.
No.127446
Anonymous
>>127443
>>127444
>New Yelp review reads "best customer satisfaction of my life, 11/5 stars because I counted 11 orbiting my head after he was done with me."
No.127447
Anonymous
>>127431
>>127433
>Chat regularly suggests Kurt visit or apply for a job at Twink Hooters
>when it does, Kurt gets real quiet until Chat moves on to another topic
>he really wishes Chat wasn't so horny for him
No.127448
Anonymous
Replies:>>127449>>127450>>127458
Image:173523905217.jpg(1.76MB, 3395x2580)IMG_6048.jpeg
how long do you think it'll be before J goes crazy out there in the frozen wastes?
what kind of crazy do you think she'll be?
No.127449
Anonymous
>>127448
How long depends on whether anyone goes to visit her. What kind? I don't think she would. I think she'd just walk out into the sunlight and let herself burn, like most suicidal vampires.
No.127450
Anonymous
Replies:>>127451>>127454
>>127448
there is a non-zero percent chance that N forgives her and just lets her walk back into their lives. Somebody has to babysit Beretta afterall
No.127451
Anonymous
Replies:>>127453
>>127450
N might, but would anyone else?
No.127452
Anonymous
Replies:>>127457
>>127439
They're still around 16-17 years old, that's weird as shit to see them dress like male prostitutes.
No.127453
Anonymous
>>127451
Lizzy. Her monstergirl harem could use her.
No.127454
Anonymous
Replies:>>127455>>127459>>127492
>>127450
You know N will forgive her, Uzi will act like she is okay with it, just to make N happy, but she will hate her guts, but nobody else will forgive her or act nice
No.127455
Anonymous
Replies:>>127456
>>127454
so it's a choice between physical isolation and social isolation
No.127456
Anonymous
>>127455
J will not do well
No.127457
Anonymous
Image:173523975541.png(368kB, 914x1251)173183283204.png
>>127452
>They're still around 16-17 years old
So they can be paid below minimum wage. Double plus.
No.127458
Anonymous
Replies:>>127462>>127509
>>127448
Talking to a Tessa puppet
No.127459
Anonymous
Replies:>>127460
>>127454
all she needs is N’s affection. that’s all she ever needed
No.127460
Anonymous
Replies:>>127470
Image:173524071806.jpg(16kB, 254x262)46db92f36aec36fe3949f237e0ee4dc3.jpeg
>>127459
Why is it that every mental issue drones have is solved through thorough application of disassembly dick?
No.127461
Anonymous
Would a Battlestar Galactica-esque spinoff of MD work? IE humans and worker drones on the last remaining space ships while the Solver is chasing them to be killed?
No.127462
Anonymous
Replies:>>127464
>>127458
>J plasters sheet after sheet of paper to the wall of her ship-turned-home
>draws a life-size mural of Tessa on it
>she talks to it just so she doesn't have to keep everything bottled up, so she can have *something* to talk to
>then one day, it talks back.
No.127463
Anonymous
Replies:>>127467
Does anyone have the screencap of the green V and J milk Anon?
No.127464
Anonymous
>>127462
Oh boy
No.127465
Anonymous
Replies:>>127471
>>127439
>Plus Shepherd and Kurt will attract a lot of new customers: DD bitches will love them.
How many of them would try to have sex with them?
No.127466
Anonymous
Image:173524149253.png(1.71MB, 2088x2160)RDT_20241227_0013231729430016820371896.jpg
No.127467
Anonymous
>>127463
No
No.127468
Anonymous
Replies:>>127469
>>127428
Y
No.127469
Anonymous
Replies:>>127483
>>127468
What did Y do?
No.127470
Anonymous
>>127460
Did Kitch draw that? Face kinda seems like one of his.
No.127471
Anonymous
>>127465
I think only 1 in 5 will NOT try to have sex with them. You know DDs are more "assertive" because of their height, strength and all those guns.
No.127472
Anonymous
Replies:>>127473>>127474>>127476
>>127327
>>127324
>lesbian porn
SKIP
Do Abby and Anon already
No.127473
Anonymous
Replies:>>127476
>>127472
NO!
Do more lesbian porn!
No.127474
Anonymous
Replies:>>127475>>127476
>>127472
Now he is going to do Abby and Bonnie
Then Abby and Jane hate sex
No.127475
Anonymous
>>127474
Abby hate sex sounds hot tbh
Bet she would mutate a dick as well
No.127476
Anonymous
>>127472
TRVTH, give us Abby getting dicked
>>127473
>>127474
That would be silly and would not earn him the "me likey" award
Which is fine, but very sad and not based
Just let Abby be happy
No.127477
Anonymous
Replies:>>127478>>127479
Image:173524399752.png(21kB, 406x482)heee heee.png
>>127437
mmm chi chi
muy pikoso
No.127478
Anonymous
Replies:>>127479
>>127477
Heeeeeeee
No.127479
Anonymous
Replies:>>127484
Image:173524422219.jpg(211kB, 1000x1000)200ml-Hairdressing-Spray-Bottle-Water-Sprayer-Salon-Barber-Tools-Refillable-Bottles-Hair-Styling-Tools-Water-Sprayer.jpg
>>127477
>>127478
Away with you, you nasty and rotten thing.
No.127480
Anonymous
Replies:>>127490
Image:173524444996.png(471kB, 1295x1080)mokey disturbed.png
>Mac when Femanon is around
This is why young male DDs listen to Androne Tate now, they hope that it'll be enough to drive the whores away
No.127481
Anonymous
Replies:>>127487
I haven't drawn in a bit man
No.127482
Anonymous
It’s so hard being a content fag these days, I got to beat the Femanons off me with a stick.
No.127483
Anonymous
>>127469
You dont wanna know
No.127484
Anonymous
Image:173524493732.png(71kB, 801x806)AGONYYYY.png
>>127479
bat squeakingyoutube thumb
No.127485
Anonymous
I bet V wouldn't be able to complete Elmo's Letter Adventure on anything other than the genocide route, but would N be able to pull a pacifist run?
Can You Beat Elmo’s Letter Adventure Without Killing Anyone?youtube thumb
No.127486
Anonymous
Replies:>>127488>>127495>>127500>>127507>>127511
Image:173524518520.jpg(123kB, 680x680)GW2UcQwXsAAMVYE.jpeg
In my opinion, N should have been a girl and Uzi should have been a boy, then the show would have looked more harmonious.
No.127487
Anonymous
Replies:>>127493
>>127481
Don't worry anon, it doesn't have to be painful, you don't have to force yourself.
No.127488
Anonymous
>>127486
I think they should've also had a beach episode and the sex epilogue
No.127489
Anonymous
Replies:>>127494
Image:173524558075.png(893kB, 1080x1066)n period tracker.png
Question for femanons: would you pay for a period tracker app with N's face and voice
No.127490
Anonymous
>>127480
and just like mister Tate, those drones will keep talking a big game after being caught for their crimes and being used as bicycles by the other convicts
No.127492
Anonymous
Replies:>>127496
>>127454
I mean, considering everything V did and is still doing in the credits montage, I doubt Outpost-3 would mind J much.
No.127493
Anonymous
Replies:>>127498>>127513
Image:173524598824.png(94kB, 3288x1306)fuure.png
>>127487
I don't think his arm length is right
No.127494
Anonymous
>>127489
YES 100%
Now you reminded me that I have to check my calendar
No.127495
Anonymous
Replies:>>127507
>>127486
And Boyzi is voiced by Cory Spazkid.
No.127496
Anonymous
Replies:>>127497>>127499
>>127492
Would J have the backbone to discipline V that the new admin clearly doesn't?
No.127497
Anonymous
>>127496
SPANKITY SPANKITY SPANKITY
No.127498
Anonymous
Replies:>>127508
>>127493
Why is this worker scared? That's a sentinel drone, she won't hurt him.

Art looks pretty good, I like it
No.127499
Anonymous
Replies:>>127504
>>127496
under better circumstances, maybe. I doubt she's in a mental state to be her commanding, outspoken self
No.127500
Anonymous
Replies:>>127501>>127503
>>127486
>A socially maladjusted to the point of being toxic guy getting a hot superstrong girlfriend who constantly bails him out and supports him unconditionally no matter how much of a brat he is being by minimal effort.

Yeah I don't think a show like like would end up getting made in the 2020s
No.127501
Anonymous
>>127500
And yet it's a show that would do surprisingly well, I can feel it
No.127502
Anonymous
Replies:>>127505>>127506>>127512>>127514>>127532
I hope all femanons die brutally
No.127503
Anonymous
>>127500
But it does look like something Liam could have created.
No.127504
Anonymous
Replies:>>127528
>>127499
Maybe after J latches on to Lizzy as the new 'spunky, outspoken young lady whose interests are mostly girly but include one or two really weird and offputting things' in her life.
No.127505
Anonymous
>>127502
U+1, she's your mother, don't talk about her like that!
No.127506
Anonymous
>>127502
why would you want me dead, anon?
No.127507
Anonymous
Image:173524709098.jpg(311kB, 1236x1458)tumblr_d9f88740197ad43ac1eb51cd5ac55903_ab4bdb17_1280.jpg
>>127486
>>127495
Rule 63 Nori needs to be channeling the energy of Cory's dad at all times:
Best of Cory's dad (oneyplays/sleepycast compilation)youtube thumb
No.127508
Anonymous
Replies:>>127510
>>127498
It's a DMC joke anon
No.127509
Anonymous
Image:173524716651.png(121kB, 900x1012)One-sided conversation.png
>>127458
Have I got the thing for (you).
No.127510
Anonymous
>>127508
What the DMC?
No.127511
Anonymous
Replies:>>127542
>>127486
>Fem!N picking up Khan and twirling his moustache
No.127512
Anonymous
>>127502
I don't, I like their content
No.127513
Anonymous
Replies:>>127552
Image:173524787503.png(706kB, 1262x658)0fql30jl.png
>>127493
This is the 8th billion times you've posted this unfinished image, drawfags have lived and died in the time you have spend not drawing. just finish it already fuck me
No.127514
Anonymous
>>127502
I think you might want to get some therapy, anon
No.127515
Anonymous
Replies:>>127516>>127517>>127518>>127519>>127545>>127548>>127829
Image:173524853243.png(117kB, 372x257)The Boyzi blushes.png
Cute little critter
No.127516
Anonymous
>>127515
Very
No.127517
Anonymous
Replies:>>127520>>127545
>>127515
i hate her
No.127518
Anonymous
Replies:>>127522
Image:173524869518.jpg(132kB, 1536x1921)1509062693771052.jpeg
>>127515
>boyzi when he uses security footage from the cameras outside the door to calculate the volume of each DD's titties
>to find a way to defeat them, of course
No.127519
Anonymous
Replies:>>127520
>>127515
I'm going to fucking destroy her.
No.127520
Anonymous
>>127517
>>127519
>her
No.127521
Anonymous
Replies:>>127523>>127525>>127526>>127551
Video:173524879868.webm(10.61MB / 0:00:45 / V_VP9, 1920x1080)he cant keep getting away with this.webm
>>127324
>>127327
Pocketsteaks and his deepthread drawfags need to be stopped
No.127522
Anonymous
>>127518
>Boyzi when he finds a "can't beat the cock" doujin.
No.127523
Anonymous
Replies:>>127524>>127553
>>127521
is that you, pillar-kun?
No.127524
Anonymous
Replies:>>127525
>>127523
This is but a meme :)
No.127525
Anonymous
>>127521
>>127524
>the faggy LA Hell show
Get a better meme, anon.
No.127526
Anonymous
>>127521
If I didn't know better, I'd say that you were Steaks for this slop tier memery
Just put the drawing in the thread bro
No.127527
Anonymous
Replies:>>127530>>127548
Image:173524942107.png(113kB, 900x720)1acdd8339e5fdc3a1087d2798480ed4d.png
Would Boyzi and Boyzzy bond over their shared love of monstergirl smut?
No.127528
Anonymous
>>127504
but Lizzy isn't nice. Tessa was kind and went out of her way to save the lives of J and the others and put them back together. she was kindhearted despite never receiving any kindness herself
No.127529
Anonymous
Replies:>>127531
>>127263
The Lussy (Luccy?)
No.127530
Anonymous
>>127527
>Boyzi and Boyzzy
this shits getting confusing
No.127531
NTA
Replies:>>127533
>>127529
She have a heart on there:3
No.127532
Anonymous
Replies:>>127534
>>127502
> The femanons were hit by multiple cars
> The cars die, and the femanons live more
No.127533
Anonymous
Replies:>>127535
>>127531
she heard (You) have a fear of becoming a father
No.127534
Anonymous
>>127532
nah, even the strongest femanon couldn't handle the power of the CAR
No.127535
Anonymous
Replies:>>127537
>>127533
What are the levels for fear of becoming a Father?
No.127536
Anonymous
anon (M) seeking dd (F) to go on long walks on the beach and be scary cute housewife
No.127537
Anonymous
Replies:>>127538>>127549
>>127535
>level 1: repeatedly talking about breeding, making you a father
>level 2: pregnancy scare
>level 3: actually pregnant
>level 4: heavily pregnant
and if that doesn't scare you then the next few levels are just carrying an increasing number of babies
No.127538
Anonymous
>>127537
and if none of that scares you then it's like that one level from Catherine
No.127539
Anonymous
Replies:>>127541>>127544>>127546
Image:173525179257.png(3.48MB, 2000x2000)J Colour Out of Time RC1.png
>>122880
>Mercifully, all color drains from the world.
>Eldritch yellow, blood red, oily black, bone white, eternal blue all dissolve into monochrome.
>Time freezes.
>A metaphor? Or a malfunction.
>She clearly imploded under her own weight.
>There is a singularity inside her, after all.
>She probably triggered some failsafe; the good kind, the kind that actually works.
>It is a relief, really.
>J eagerly awaits what comes next.
>If she is lucky, it will be 'nothing'. 
50/???
No.127541
Anonymous
Replies:>>127543
Image:173525184055.png(2.77MB, 2000x2000)J Colour Out of Time Clarity RC.png
>>127539
>She waits and nothing happens.
>Nothing happens within, as J's feelings and resurfacing memories blur into a frenzied stasis.
>Nothing happens without.
>Motes of dust hang suspended in the air.
>She can somehow still move, walk around, even fly (she did not dare try to fly up), but her body, and the abyss of the shaft as she shines her lights through it, are rendered in grayscale.
>Her visual processing systems check out, but it is absurd that color should suddenly go away.
>Then again, everything is absurd.
>Why should drawing the colour out of space be where she drew the line?
>Maybe she is in purgatory.
>She wonders how long the timeless space will endure.
>Then again, 'timeless' spaces can hardly be expected to 'endure', let alone for 'long'.
>Surely they just 'are'. 
51/???
No.127542
Anonymous
>>127511
Fuck you man, now I actually want to read a green about that.
No.127543
Anonymous
Replies:>>127565
Image:173525194689.png(3.67MB, 2000x2450)ZC Core Hold Painted Shaded R4.png
>>127541
>Until they weren't. 

>Time resumed and color snapped back in. 
>That thing's presence was gone. 

>That creature- That thing- It- Boss- Cyn- She - she- J- had lost? 

>Impossible. 

>She couldn't be so lucky.
52/???
That's it for Chapter 5.
No.127544
Anonymous
Replies:>>127546>>127547
Image:173525224661.png(2kB, 1280x800)Flag_of_China_(1912–1928).svg.png
>>127539
>Eldritch yellow, blood red, oily black, bone white, eternal blue
are incidentally the colors of China's old Five Race flag, without the adjectives, of course.
No.127545
Anonymous
>>127515
Disgushtang! Ew! Eeeeeek!
>>127517
So real! Based and hatepilled!
No.127546
Anonymous
Image:173525267116.png(2.87MB, 2200x2200)J-iangshi Rain Mood.png
>>127544
I needed cover art for the chapter, having already decided upon
>>127539 as the insert art.
So I got to thinking of China-related things that started with 'J', and came up with enough to make a themed image of her.
So we have J as a Jiangshi (Chinese hopping vampire) wielding jian swords, wearing a jade necklace and a jibau (because Shanghai is the business capital of China, and the qipao is called 'jibau' in the local dialect).
As a bonus, I was able to use her 'Disassembly Drone' armband as the fulu/curse inscription, creating a cool thematic parallel there, even beyond the vampire symbolism.
No.127547
Anonymous
>>127544
Manchukuo flag
No.127548
Anonymous
Image:173525283948.jpg(81kB, 1200x1200)m!doll.jpg
>>127515
>>127527
No.127549
Anonymous
Replies:>>127550
>>127537
>You convince Lucy that an erection is the way you show fear
No.127550
Anonymous
>>127549
For many men, this is actually true.
No.127551
Anonymous
Replies:>>127559
>>127521
>deepthread drawfags
What did he mean by this?
No.127552
Anonymous
>>127513
Tell me about it
No.127553
Anonymous
Replies:>>127554
>>127523
I don’t get that name
No.127554
Anonymous
>>127553
The name is in reference to the fact that they claimed to be a "pillar of the community" despite providing nothing more than endless threadshitting and spitefaggotry
No.127555
Anonymous
Replies:>>127556>>127557>>127558
Image:173525536576.png(135kB, 1000x1400)Spoiler image
suprise cube
No.127556
Anonymous
Replies:>>127572
>>127555
IT'S THE CUUUUUUUUUUUBE
No.127557
Anonymous
>>127555
Finally something good
No.127558
Anonymous
>>127555
I wish she would ride me like that
No.127559
Anonymous
>>127551
Deepthread conspiracy!!!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
No.127560
Anonymous
Replies:>>127563>>127564
Cici getting kissu under the mistletoe
No.127561
Anonymous
Replies:>>127562>>127587>>127696
So is anyone experiencing seasonal depression?
No.127562
Anonymous
Image:173525919736.jpg(40kB, 757x564)1735128301499362.jpg
>>127561
Maybe. I'm likely just tired. Especially after all that festive chocolate.

Maybe I can finally get to my writing projects instead of having to entertain family.
No.127563
Anonymous
Replies:>>127569
>>127560
Cici in a christmas sweater that was supposed to have a cute reindeer in it but she was sent the wrong size, so it's way too small and the reindeer is completely stretched out by her massive bosom
No.127564
Anonymous
Replies:>>127566>>127568
>>127560
Draining Cici's fat tits completely, allowing her a few hours of relief before they fill up again.
No.127565
Anonymous
>>127543
superb as ever, my man
No.127566
Anonymous
Replies:>>127567>>127577
>>127564
I mean I don't think she's just generating chili cheese inside herself. though I guess I don't know how exactly she'd be "refilled."
No.127567
Anonymous
Replies:>>127574
>>127566
Maybe by way of pump?
No.127568
Anonymous
Replies:>>127571
>>127564
They're filled with eggnog at Christmas
No.127569
Anonymous
Replies:>>127570
>>127563
That's be cute
Or with the emoji eye meme being bulging out
No.127570
Anonymous
>>127569
Hello Kitty/a sanrio character would be funny too
No.127571
Anonymous
Replies:>>127573
>>127568
did she empty and refill them herself, or does future 7/11 serve nog now?
No.127572
Anonymous
Replies:>>127575
>>127556
>IT'S THE
Venus Mansion (feat. Doseone)youtube thumb
No.127573
Anonymous
>>127571
It's not on the official menus, you can only get it if you're good friends with the dispenser 😳
No.127574
Anonymous
Replies:>>127578>>127584
>>127567
>wagieanon tracking down the proprietary equipment used to empty, clean, and refill Cici's tanks
>gifting it to her for Christmas
>working together to set it up and clean her out
>massaging Cici's breasts to ease the process along
>Cici breathing a long, satisfied sigh of relief when it's done
>her state-mandated winter break isn't very long, but she'll relish every moment she gets to be like this, with anon
>when she gets to be a person and not just equipment
No.127575
Anonymous
>>127572
My Only Gun Godyoutube thumb
No.127576
Anonymous
What if Murder Drones was actually a play this whole time?
No.127577
Anonymous
Replies:>>127628
Image:173526142200.png(43kB, 244x295)d8f48de2cca91954483434ad988459c5.png
>>127566
They're generated from eldritch energies the same way disassemblers make their ammo. The absolute solver finds titty dispensers immensely funny and is 100% on board with lending her dark powers to making them work. She was the one whispering in the ears of countless researches on RT69 and the executives who implemented wagie drones to include titty dispensers for everything from cola to chili. She is so naughty.
No.127578
Anonymous
>>127574
Cute
Sad, but cute
No.127579
Anonymous
Image:173526183427.jpg(177kB, 2048x978)GfwFi3NWwAAzqTV.jpeg
No.127580
Anonymous
Replies:>>127581
Image:173526192072.jpg(163kB, 1280x1280)Gfs0ZUcbUAAfLDf.jpeg
I love human doll
No.127581
Anonymous
>>127580
>LETS PLAY
>Artstyle, Or AI shart
No.127582
Anonymous
Video:173526234473.mp4(475kB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 720x720)RDT_20241210_032505.mp4
No.127583
Anonymous
Image:173526243281.jpg(232kB, 2048x1634)GfqHK7dWUAAOfLh.jpeg
No.127584
Anonymous
>>127574
That hits right in the feels - just the right balance of cozy
No.127585
Anonymous
Replies:>>127588>>127589>>127590>>127591>>127594>>127595>>127619>>127652
>The OCs got (you) a gift
What did they get you
No.127586
Anonymous
Replies:>>127599>>127601
Image:173526361028.jpg(6.11MB, 4284x5712)pavo1.jpg
I love sentinel drones guys
No.127587
Anonymous
>>127561
Slightly due to a lack of privacy
No.127588
Anonymous
>>127585
I was naughty this year so they get me a punishment: they're not going to drown me in my own bathtub and free me this year.
No.127589
Anonymous
>>127585
Solverborger
Or a parcel bomb, no in between
Santa himself threw a Molotov down my chimney on Christmas Eve, so I've probably done something wrong 👍🏿
No.127590
Anonymous
Image:173526407376.jpg(56kB, 495x375)1713077101279913.jpg
>>127585
>SD-S
A nice crocheted mural of (you) and her holding hands.
>SD-M
A gun. Not just any gun, but a fusion cannon.
>"Guys loves cannons, right?"
She wasn't sure what else to get you but a bottle of bourbon and a new GPU were a good alternative to the cannon.
>Cynthia
Surprisingly, a period accurate map of El Dorado. What was it doing on a backwater farming planet? You tell me. She hopes she can go there with you.
Before her PSU regulator fails
>Zeta
Since he's not really familiar with people outside the precinct, he just decided to spring for some holiday chocolate and a themed puzzle book. He hopes it'll be enough.
>Xi
Range lessons. No kidding. If only to show everyone once again that he is the pistolero pundit of his department. Failing that, some socks. Everybody needs socks.
No.127591
Anonymous
Replies:>>127785
>>127585
Harper gives you a hug
No.127592
Anonymous
>N Got Coal For Christmas
>This Is A Good Thing, I Will Not Explain Why
No.127593
Anonymous
Image:173526438230.jpg(629kB, 1500x2000)bafkreif6oq4jm35bebrameoiym65u3uqoa46dg56iin2jyjvmkizhp6kni.jpg
No.127594
Anonymous
>>127585
My gift was stolen shoes
No.127595
Anonymous
>>127585
>U-U
A coupon book full of nice things you can redeem them for. All the nice things are for you to do for them.
>P
He gave you a copy of his self published book on "Rizzology". It'll make a nice doorstop, you suppose. More meaningfully, he offered to teach you how to cook.
>MG
He gave you a few copies of calendars loudly advertising his store. Notably, the calendars all appear to have been for this past year, not the coming one.
>Beretta
Dresses up in nothing but ribbons and says she's your present. A classic.
>Eye
A book on fashion. He and P proceed to get into a violent disagreement on who has better taste in clothing.
>John
He offers you an opportunity to get in on his planned murder-suicide - asking you to be the one to blow him away first, of course. You politely decline.
>Gamma
She'll escape this place one day, and when she does, no place in the universe will be safe for you to escape her wrath.
No.127596
Anonymous
Replies:>>127597>>127611
Do you ever think that there was some sort of even in the Murder Drones universe that caused culture and technology to pause permanently in the 2020s?
No.127597
Anonymous
Replies:>>127598
>>127596
>Technology
I don't think we have colonies on other planets, Anon
No.127598
Anonymous
>>127597
I meant everything that are not the drones or the pods.
No.127599
Anonymous
>>127586
he's behind bars because of the NNN incident
No.127600
Anonymous
Video:173526501646.mp4(1.37MB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 952x720)santa al-klaus.mp4
>Fun Fact: Worker drones on the naughty list don't receive coal for Christmas. Instead, Santa kidnaps them and gifts them to disassembly drones as their Christmas presents.
No.127601
Anonymous
Replies:>>127603
Image:173526503158.png(1.97MB, 1080x1040)bwc.png
>>127586
An inferior colored specimen, as opposed to the superior Big White (pea)Cock
Get on my level
No.127602
Anonymous
Replies:>>127604>>127605
FOOLISH ANONS! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN JULY!?
No.127603
Anonymous
Replies:>>127612
>>127601
Pavo if he was a cavalry drone
No.127604
Anonymous
Replies:>>127606
>>127602
Rosebuds....
No.127605
Anonymous
>>127602
>The Holiday Drones gathered in the dumpster all activate with joy
No.127606
Anonymous
>>127604
>What did Citizen Drone's last words mean?
>The world may never know.
No.127607
Anonymous
Replies:>>127608>>127610
How do I convince my Cryo-Drone to stop cooking for me? All he does is freeze stuff and hand it to me on a frozen plate with a frozen fork and a side of frozen soda
No.127608
Anonymous
>>127607
Tell him to freeze his balls
No.127609
Anonymous
Replies:>>127632
protip for poorfags:
you can get drones for free pretty easily if you just keep an eye out for discarded holiday drones after the 25th.
higher income neighborhoods are your best bet, you can typically find them on the curb. if you're willing to get your hands dirty you can also sneak into the back lot of a department store and rummage around in their dumpsters. in either case it's super rare for them to be properly decommissioned and most of them will boot right up, or only require minor repairs.
if you're picky about the colors you can replace their shells with the standard white shells taken from scrapped "for parts only" drones or pony up a bit of cash to buy replacement parts. either way it's cheaper than buying a new drone.
No.127610
Anonymous
>>127607
Cute
No.127611
Anonymous
>>127596
It’s a loop
No.127612
Anonymous
Replies:>>127615>>127621
>>127603
What a cavalry drone?
No.127613
Anonymous
Replies:>>127614
It’s quiet
No.127614
Anonymous
Replies:>>127617
>>127613
Indeed
No.127615
Anonymous
Replies:>>127616>>127618>>127620>>127623
>>127612
Drone that rides on mechanical horse (motorcycle)
No.127616
Anonymous
>>127615
Sick
No.127617
Anonymous
>>127614
Ugh. I didn’t want a confirmation
No.127618
Anonymous
Replies:>>127673
>>127615
>pavo has the loudest, shakiest motorcycle because he likes the way it makes his fat butt jiggle
No.127619
Anonymous
>>127585
After failing to figure out how to tie himself under the tree and CD refusing to help, AC got you a fancy pair of boots made of megaboar leather. And a bottle of wine.
CD managed to find a gunsmith willing to make the rounds for your stupid custom DD-killer rifle and got you two boxes. Which is good, you were down to your last bullet.

Melody won't elaborate on what she just injected into you, but you no longer have a refractory period. She'll be gentle, there's no point if your skin's raw by the fourth round.
Lilah found an archotech eye and is willing to install it today, if you let her keep the old one.

Eszett and The Loser made a show of wandering around the lower parts of the abandoned outpost they claimed, handing each other every stupid thing they found and saying "Merry Christmas" to each other. Eszett 'won' when she gifted a "HOMOSEXUAL OF THE YEAR" trophy.
No.127620
Anonymous
Replies:>>127627
>>127615
Akira jouster drone with a lance on a motorbike when
No.127621
Anonymous
Image:173526645109.png(284kB, 706x710)IMG_7706.png
>>127612
these
No.127622
Anonymous
Replies:>>127624>>127625>>127672
Image:173526675575.png(164kB, 827x733)infection.png
So I just had a small idea about solver hosts

>What if the oil of the solver hosts was infected
>this oil has meat/organic components made by the solver
>it can be touched, manipulated and transported but it is advised you shouldn't expose yourself to the infected oil
>if this oil is consumed by non-solver hosts this could bring greater consecuences
>it brings infection to the insides of the non-host drones, fleshy parts start to build up inside of the drone
>this infection is prolonged for hours/days until the infected becomes a mass of a mix of oil and flesh, killing the drone
>solver hosts are inmune to this infection
>zombie drones have some sort of inmunity, they present the flesh symptoms, but they are not killed and have a portion of control of these fleshy bits
No.127623
Anonymous
>>127615
Tron drones 🤤
No.127624
Anonymous
Replies:>>127626
>>127622
smh my head this is why drones need abortion rights
No.127625
Anonymous
>>127622
Mmm. Forbidden ketchup and marmite.
No.127626
Anonymous
>>127624
Everybody asks what the dog doin, no one ever asks how the dog doin
No.127627
Anonymous
>>127620
> Akita on the Akira bike
No.127628
Anonymous
Replies:>>127638
>>127577
>Weirdly after giving the engineer who made the titty dispensers a stern talking to and preventing the several female engineers from beating the shit out of him, we tried to put the dispenser mechanism in a more "suitable" housing.
>Somehow that didn't work.
>It seems that the breast shape and location is... required.
>With that in mind we have released the female engineers to do what they will.
No.127629
Anonymous
Replies:>>127630>>127698
Image:173526751276.png(1.68MB, 2048x1280)thats-what-everyone-is-waiting-for-v0-i3ml1g4p078d1.png
No.127630
Anonymous
Replies:>>127631>>127698
Image:173526752662.png(1.62MB, 2048x1280)thats-what-everyone-is-waiting-for-v0-0lffpg4p078d1.png
>>127629
No.127631
Anonymous
Replies:>>127634>>127698
Image:173526753900.png(1.22MB, 2048x1280)thats-what-everyone-is-waiting-for-v0-r5ibgi4p078d1.png
>>127630
No.127632
Anonymous
Replies:>>127644
>>127609
Are there any side-effects to keeping Holiday drones around after the holidays?
I'm not one to believe everything I hear, but the horror stories revolving around them are awfully consistent...
No.127633
Anonymous
Replies:>>127748
Image:173526761570.jpg(44kB, 1019x215)funnies.jpg
I was checking the wiki, some have interesting descriptions
No.127634
Anonymous
Replies:>>127635>>127642>>127645>>127698
Image:173526764407.png(1.14MB, 2048x1280)dwjk1mbq1i8d1.png
>>127631
No.127635
Anonymous
Replies:>>127641>>127645>>127698
Image:173526765909.png(2.32MB, 2048x1280)16gwblbq1i8d1.png
>>127634
No.127636
Anonymous
Replies:>>127650>>127654>>127671>>127791
me when i stick my hand in N’s wet, slobbery, hot mouth and feel his moist robo not-lips close around my wrist, his warm, slippery, grey flat drone tongue involuntarily licking all over my hand, his face then displaying the slightest microexpression of satisfaction as he takes in the salty taste of my skin, then a little blush flickering on his cheeks as he realizes he got a little carried away - then i move my fingers around inside his mouth and feel along his pristine, flawless drone teeth, intentionally poking my finger a little on one of his sharp fangs, drawing a tiny spot of blood, which he eagerly licks clean and savors the taste - then, an intrusive thought blows through my mind in the same way a passing car on a highway whizzes by, by the time it was on its way it was already too late to stop it: “we need to go deeper”. so, without any warning to N, i suddenly thrust my hand further back into his mouth, catching him off-guard, him letting out a high-pitched yelp as my hand comes into contact with his tonsils, then plunges down his throat - N, feeling his skyrocketing robo-adrenaline coursing through his wires, having no way to react other than throwing his hands up and squirming involuntarily, gagging as my arm glides across his slobber-soaked teeth and slithers down his throat like a snake of formidable girth, making its way down into his esophagus and causing a bulge in his chest which he feels from the inside, pushing his limits of how much his esophagus can stretch and expand without rupturing - N feeling the heavy, pressing sensation cascade down the slippery tubular water slide that is his gullet until it finally splash-lands in the bottom, making waves in the pool of piping-hot acid in his stomach, causing him to feel quite nauseous, especially with the way my hand is pushing on the walls of his stomach from the inside, even pressing on his other organs a bit, but he doesn’t mind, he loves doing anything! then moving my fingers to the front of his stomach and pressing hard on the interior wall just so i can see the protrusion on his flat black tummy while i lift up his clothes, his mouth still plugged up by my arm while he gets teary-eyed from gagging so much, but gives me a cheerful thumbs-up to show me that he’s good - then, sadly unable to reach far enough to go down deeper, into his intestines, which i can feel but refrain from prodding at as to avoid accidentally hurting his internals or injuring him, i instead start going the other way, pulling my hand out of him, slowly and with utmost caution and care so i don’t hurt him or his insides, him feeling my hand and arm push back up through his stomach, esophagus, throat, and then finally, emerging from his mouth still connected to it by thick, dripping strings of slobber, and completely covered and soaked in steaming hot oil and stomach acid, N coughing and catching his breath as he recovers from the paralyzing shock of what he just experienced, and then, when he manages to get his head on straight again, giving me his usual warm, cheerful smile as his eyes change to LED sunglasses and he pops two finger guns at me, saying, “Haha, that was weird and traumatizing! 👈😎👈”
No.127637
Anonymous
Replies:>>127639
>cici looking embarrassed as she sees anon doing the laundry
>the red and yellow stains on her bra are something she prefers to keep to herself
No.127638
Anonymous
>>127628
Or so they thought, but there's one other position that they work in.
I'm sure they'll figure that out.
No.127639
Anonymous
>>127637
>Wagienon buys her a red and yellow bra so that the stains don't show
>And some lingerie in matching colors...
No.127640
Anonymous
Replies:>>127679
>Polyamory
>olyamor
>lyam
Coincidence? I think not.
No.127641
Anonymous
Replies:>>127804
>>127635
go away you stinky femcel, the aussie has first dibs
maid v second dibs, youre last in line, even behind j
No.127642
Anonymous
Replies:>>127643
>>127634
Remember if the tail wraps around you that's consent.
No.127643
Anonymous
>>127642
>Trip on a drone's brazenly exposed tail
>It catches on your foot and wraps around your leg.
>Drone comes tumbling down to land face first on your chest.
>That awkward moment when you both regain your senses and see that you're wrapped around each other.
No.127644
Anonymous
>>127632
that's just a JCJ disinfo campaign (notice how posts like that tend to repeat certain phrases). if people know they can get a perfectly good drone at the cost of a new shell and a day's work then drone sales would drop, and the corpos can't have that
No.127645
Anonymous
>>127634
>>127635
Awwwww
No.127646
Anonymous
Replies:>>127649
>>127228
>>127217
Okay.
"Human" AU.
/works/59028133
But the Christmas chapter basically works as standalone.
11 parts.
No.127648
Anonymous
Replies:>>127655
J actually tried confessing her love to Tessa multiple times, but the corpospeak chip in her brain made the words come out like something you'd see in an email about the employee of the month
No.127649
Anonymous
Replies:>>127651
>>127646
>The sleigh bells jingled as the open sleigh carved its way through mounds of drifting freshly fallen snow.
>It whipped past trees, rocks, and other bits of rustic scenery, carted at breakneck pace by a single horse, as per the old carols.
>A pair of horses could have gone faster farther for longer, but there was a reason the bards and the choirs did not sing of that.
>They just were not romantic enough.
>By contrast, whose heart could fail to be moved by the image of a single noble steed dashing through the snow, powerful legs kicking up glittering clouds of fluff with each stride?

>Bulging muscles strained against the harness.
>Steely eyes radiated determination in defiance of the cold.
>Ears swiveled atop the head, ever at the ready.
>Nostrils snorted and flared, sending silver smoky clouds twirling into the frosty air as if within the humble yet magnificent workhorse beat the flaming heart of a dragon.
>It was a sight most romantic.

>The horse was not a gift from a nature left to take its own course, for it was an ornament on a family tree manufactured from almost two decades of selective breeding and genetic enhancement.
>The romance of that was an acquired taste.
>A taste which had been acquired by the five inhabitants of the sleigh the stallion so faithfully pulled, as their own present potential had been similarly unwrapped.

>"Cyn! Not so fast!" V cried, holding on to N.
>For fear she might fall out.
>That was most certainly the reason.

>"Yeah! I get that this is more your speed, but aren't you kinda worried that we're going to hit a rock and flip?" N asked.

>"Who died and let you drive, anyway? Is this rickety thing even compliant with safety regs?" J cut in, turning her head to look at the awfully high amount of sharp rocks they were driving past.

>There were no doors, no harnesses, no buckles.
>Each frozen-over stream and dip in the ground sent them flying into the air.

>"Giddyup! Giddyup! Giddyup! Let's go!" Cyn shouted as she worked the reigns to get the horse to move even more briskly.
>She would steer the group where she saw fit, as she saw fit.
>It was silly of them to imagine that things could be otherwise.
>They were bound to each other, and bound to her, forever.
1/11
No.127650
Anonymous
>>127636
What in robo-gods almighty name is this?
No.127651
Anonymous
Replies:>>127653
>>127649
>"Sorry everyone, we drew straws.
>Cyn won the driver's seat and that's that," Tessa said, moving in to defuse any tensions.

>V spoke.

>"But is letting her drive this, uh,-"

>"traditional!" Tessa interjected,

>"...yes, 'traditional' sleigh through this rough terrain really a good idea?"

>Tessa had chosen the sleigh, and seemed to grow more defensive every time it creaked and rattled.

>"Well I think it's aces.
>Bit bumpy, yes, got that spirit of thrill to it it does, but that's part of the traditional charm," Tessa answered.

>"Not to doubt you or anything, but if the sleigh breaks and we get stranded and then devoured by wolves, would that also be part of the 'traditional' experience?" N asked.

>"O ye of little faith.
>Chiding head nod.
>Is there a normal wolf alive that could take us?" Cyn responded.

>"No.
>Not really.
>And you're saying 'normal wolves' because the wolves in these woods are normal wolves, right? That's why you didn't just say 'wolves' like someone normally would?" N asked in a hopeful tone.

>J answered.

>"She didn't say normal wolves because they're not normal wolves.
>Geniuses thought that enhanced superwolves would be great at hunting down partisans during the war"

>"-they were," Cyn cheerfully added.

>"-and thought that putting in a 'genetic kill switch' would be a great way to eliminate them after they won-"

>"-it was," Cyn said.

>"-except they farmed that out to the lowest bidder, who passed it on to their interns,"

>"-that was dumb. Foolish humans."
>"Giggle," Cyn commented.

>"who somehow made a fertility enhancer instead!"

>"-their work was not in vain." -Cyn again.

>N smiled nervously.

>"Yeah those guys were dumb.
>But the government got rid of the wolves when peace came, right? That's what they said."

>"Questioning the government? Are you finally giving them the excuse they needed?" J said.

>"No. Of course not. I just thought-"

>"You. Just. Thought."
>"Do that less often. Or do that more often."
>"To practice. You need it."
>"Just not about that and not around me."
>"You're not good at it."
>"Ow!" J said, after being hit by V for that.
2/11
No.127652
Anonymous
Replies:>>127677
>>127585
>John
A simple gift. It just socks
>Eye
A custom made clothing and a paper origami swan.(he was really giddy when giving it)
>Elijah
A very big teddy bear
>The Father,(Emily's dad)
A bible book and drip out orthodox clothes
>Jamie
Same as John's but with t-shirts instead
>Toby
A coffee maker
>Abba
Force into their eldeich god cult. But they got free health/dental care so I'll count it
>Sophie
New shoes and a weird coupon that says "anything".
No.127653
Anonymous
Replies:>>127667
>>127651
>V looked into N's eyes.

>"The government said that they would try to eliminate them. They did try. The wolves don't go near the villages anymore," she said.

>"And we are?" N asked.

>"Nowhere near a village. But you shouldn't worry. You like dogs, don't ya?" Tessa said.

>"...yes?" N replied.

>"Well these wolves are like dogs."
>"Only untamed, blood thirsty, breeding like gloinks, and infected with Martian rabies," Tessa said, upbeat as ever.

>"When you put it that way..." N said, not really feeling better about the situation.

>"Relax, N. It's not like they're raptors or something," V said.

>"Yes. If they bleed (they do) then we can kill them (we can)."
>"And water the horse with their blood."
>"It deserves a special treat," Cyn said.

>N's eye twitched.

>"Anyone else think it's kinda weird that we're talking about feeding our gene-modded horse with the blood of gene-modded wolves as we go dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh on this silent night? Like is it killing the vibe, or is it just me?" he asked.

>Everyone stared at him.
>Even V silently wondered whether J had been that wrong earlier.
>Cyn broke the impasse.

>"I agree."
>It should've have been an enhanced deer."
>Then we would have a red-nosed paindeer after we fed it," she said.

>"That would be...seasonal, I guess," N replied.

>"Blame J. She drew the choice of draft animal," Cyn said.

>"It was a perfectly calculated decision. With a sturdier vehicle and a sane driver, everyone would have applauded my inspired selection."

>"You really don't like the sleigh?" Tessa asked.

>"No. No. Of course I do. I love the, err, nostalgic branding."
>"The high-octane experience of wondering if, or when, the runners will come off. With a better navigation solution, we could have speed, style, and comfort in one slick, safe package," J said.

>"You want off Cyn's wild ride? Too bad!" Cyn said.

>"How about we move on to something else?" N said, hoping to keep everyone from dragging each other's spirits down.
3/11
No.127654
Anonymous
Replies:>>127657>>127666
>>127636
goddamn that's the most specific fantasy I've seen here. I think you've outdone even the femanon's bizarre and N lust
No.127655
Anonymous
Replies:>>127700
>>127648
>J amping herself up to finally tell Tessa.
>J cornering Tessa when she's alone.
>J stumbling over her words until they finally just click into place, somehow.
>"Tessa, your unwavering dedication to continuous improvement and her relentless pursuit of excellence have been instrumental in the successful execution of..."
>J stops.
>Tries to start again but it comes out even more corporate.
>J lets Tessa go, and screams into a pillow.
No.127656
Anonymous
Replies:>>127659
I'm going to force Doll to start a lets play channel so we can be millionaires.
No.127657
Anonymous
Replies:>>127676
>>127654
i am she
No.127658
Anonymous
Image:173526943537.jpg(236kB, 964x967)IMG_8091.jpeg
proof
No.127659
Anonymous
Replies:>>127660
>>127656
>Spoiler
Anon those died out years ago, if you didn't start one in 2010 then you'll never take off. I wouldn't begin to tell you have many I've seen that barely hit 40 viewers
No.127660
Anonymous
Replies:>>127662
>>127659
She's a kuudere robot girl there has to be an audience, there just has to be.
No.127661
Anonymous
Replies:>>127668
Image:173526954540.jpg(212kB, 1437x890)GfJkX7oW8AAGT9X.jpeg
No.127662
Anonymous
>>127660
It's an extremely small niche, you'll only hit 1k if you're lucky
No.127663
Anonymous
>127661
Is he back? Is this ban evasion? Or just a really really dumb Anon
No.127664
Anonymous
Replies:>>127792
Sex with robot girls.
No.127665
Anonymous
Replies:>>127793
Image:173527003442.png(245kB, 1200x1743)172599953430.png
No.127666
Anonymous
>>127654
I see I'll have to write something terrible soon.
No.127667
Anonymous
Replies:>>127669
>>127653
>A warm silence descended, and even Cyn (slightly) slowed down the horse's pace.

>Soon, she began humming a song.

>"Oh, I love that one!" N shouted, "Come on it's lovely-"

>"🎵~flesh that is fresh in a special way/that shows no decay~🎵," Cyn sang, verbalizing the song she was actually thinking of.

>"That's a...unique version of that. Maybe less cheerful than what I thought you were going for," N said.

>"It's not unique at all. You'll often Hear People Love, craft and re-animate boring nights to songs in its genre."

>"Like me!" Tessa said.

>"You?" N asked.

>"It's a compelling message. Imagine you had to fetch, I dunno, all the wigs you could carry from the old cemetery. Wouldn't you want something without the ick?"

>"...I guess. Forgive me. I haven't thought about that in a long time. In forever, really. At all, actually. So that's uh, something you do?"

>"No. But if you see me in a graveyard with a Vickers basket, watch out!" Tessa said.

>"Wicker basket?" V asked.

>"Oh, yeah. Don't know what I was thinking."
>"Thinks to somebody's...quirky...driving, I've got a bit of Discord foggin up the ole' noggin."
>"Cannons sounding off in there, you know"

>"That's fine. Because if you were, that would just be weird, to have that many fresh bodies that close to your house," N said.

>Soon enough, they arrived at an idyllic village, nestled in foothills that gently soared to meet towering snow-crested peaks.
>Warm lights gently flickered as they cast soft, shifting shadows upon the snow.
>Flurries leisurely drifted out of the night sky, dissolving on N's tongue as he stuck it out to catch them.
>The village's houses, built and decorated in the traditional style of the land, were well-kept, producing a tranquil and charming scene that had landed the village on many a list of must-see destinations in the country.

>With a last "whoa!", Cyn brought the horse to a stop, dismounted the sleigh and hitched it up.
>The others also departed the sleigh.
4/11
No.127668
Anonymous
>>127661
DOGGIES
No.127669
Anonymous
Replies:>>127670
>>127667
>J came around to the horse, opened a vein on her arm, and let the horse lap at her for a minute.

>"There you go. The premium stuff as a holiday bonus for a job well done," she said as her already-healed arm patted the horse's head.
>She was further rewarded by a contented neigh.

>The group headed into the village, stopping to sample the region's traditional delicacies from small shops run by smiling bakers.
>They sat, nibbled away at their treats, and sipped hot coca next to a crackling fire.

>"Now you all must appreciate my driving skills, for unto us this moment is born. We would still be barreling through darkness if I had listened to you."
>"Slowpokes." Cyn said.

>"That's true, I guess. You did great, buddy," N said.

>"Or we could have just left earlier," V said.

>Cyn considered that.

>"It would not be the same. Light sip."

>"Light sip," Tessa said, mimicking Cyn in sipping from her steaming mug.

>"Oh, N. Be a dear and pass the marshmallows. The tough ones, not the regular sort."

>"Sure thing, Tessa," N said, and he passed them.

>He watched as Tessa stared intently into her mug, slowly and patiently lowering each marshmallow into the cup, then lightly tapping at the concoction with a straw.
>When she was satisfied, she motioned N to come over, and showed him.

>"Oh, Christmas tree. Nice," he said, observing the pattern Tessa had formed from the slowly-dissolving marshmallows.

>N poked at his twisted pretzel thing with a fork until it unraveled, revealing a dollop of icing done up like an ornament at its core.
>He showed it around, and the others oohed and aahed in appreciation.

>V worked her way through a pastry bulging with a thick cherry gel.
>Her quick reflexes let her finish it off without spilling a single drop.

>Cyn played with her own dessert: soft, oozing light brown caramel alternated with hard black and white icing, all of it covering a core scorched black.
>Cyn unceremoniously dumped in her mug, and devoured it in a single bite.

>When their stomachs were warm and full, the family politely deposited their utensils in the proper receptacles and gathered at the door to head to the night market.
5/11
No.127670
Anonymous
Replies:>>127678
>>127669
>Except for Tessa, who remained cuddled up by the fire.

>"Come on, Tessa, we've got to go. There's a free market out there and it waits for no one," J said.

>"But Jayby, it's cold outside," Tessa moaned.

>J smiled gently and opened her mouth to speak.

>"I'll keep you warm," Cyn said, beating her to the punch.

>"Now Cyn, I love you, I really do, but you can't just take all of me all the time," Tessa playfully said.

>"I'm pretty sure I can, mate. Take your place, even. There won't even be a memory left," Cyn replied in an uncannily accurate imitation of Tessa's voice.

>Tessa blushed, as always honored that Cyn had taken after so many of her mannerisms and better qualities.

>"How do you do that again? Because you sound exactly like her." N asked.

>"Just a bit a' practice. And heaps of natural talent. 'Tis nothing, really," Cyn said.

>"That's it?"

>"For a certain definition of 'natural', yes. But enough of that. Innocent deflection."

>"Come on, team!" Cyn and Tessa said together.

>The grouping headed down a snow-swept street to the night market.
>Though it was night, it was well-illuminated by strings of tastefully arranged lights.
>With faces glowing, they perused row after row of artisanal wares.
>The first things they acquired were delightful hand-knit shopping bags, which they filled with whatever trinkets caught their eyes.
>They laughed and smiled as they pointed out items that they thought others would like, taking the time to admire the sense of craftsmanship that was evident in each bit of merchandise.
>The villagers were the proud inheritors of a tradition of excellence, and made sure to uphold that tradition in everything that visitors could see.
>Village economies lived and died by reviews and the opinions of influencers, after all.

>With their bags filled to a respectable degree (neither flat with disappointment nor showing unsightly bulging), the close-knit family walked back to their sleigh, where their trusty steed pawed at the snow.
>They loaded their bags into the cargo compartment in the back and stepped away, feeling that they had come quite a way and had yet to exhaust the night's potential.
>They returned to the village, and took keepsake photos of each other in the village square, beneath an immense tree bedecked in ornaments and tinsel and mock presents.
>They put their well-tuned senses of balance to the test on the surface of a frozen lake, tracing out complex routines solo and with each other.
>They walked into a snow-covered field to gaze in wonder at the unobstructed view of the mountains.
6/11
No.127671
Anonymous
>>127636
What the fuck
No.127672
Anonymous
>>127622
Oil is just carbon. Just like us
No.127673
Anonymous
Replies:>>127720
>>127618
His butt isn't fat m8, it's shapely
No.127674
Anonymous
I've tied Mac up to a chair. Every time Caleb Williams gets sacked I smack Mac's sack with my palm.
No.127675
Anonymous
Replies:>>127682
Image:173527079358.jpg(63kB, 734x399)1719449446085441.jpg
No.127676
Anonymous
>>127657
oh, well congrats then, you've outdone yourself
No.127677
Anonymous
Replies:>>127680
>>127652
What does "anything" means?
No.127678
Anonymous
Replies:>>127699
>>127670
>Naturally, that could not last.

>"Backstab!" Cyn shouted as she pelted everyone else with snowballs.

>The assault was entirely unexpected, and forcefully prosecuted, knocking Cyn's hapless targets face-first into the snow.
>They picked themselves up, and brushed fine flakes off of their faces.

>"Cyn! We were having a moment! If you break it up like that again, I swear I-"" Tessa began only to take another snowball to the face.

>"All is fair in love."
>"Pause."
>"And war," Cyn said, swiftly dodging a snowball thrown by V.

>V came charging at Cyn, intent on getting even for that.
>Cyn subtly nodded her head, then ducked.

>Behind her, J had released two snowballs in a spin attack.
>Both arced through the air and smashed into V.
>V staggered back.

>"Working with Cyn!" she screamed, deciding that J must have done that intentionally, for both of her shots to connect as they did.

>"Oh, grow up, V. It's called 'situational awareness'. Learn it, know it, use it."

>"I couldn't see you!"

>"Cyn wasn't even looking at me, and she was still able to dodge that," J said, eyes closed and finger wagging as she talked down to V.

>With her eyes closed, of course, she was unable to see the snowball thrown at her by V.
>Luckily for her, she had functional ears and was able to evade the attack.

>"What? You thought turnabout would be fair play. Too bad I don't believe in fair fights."
>"In fact-" J began, but the only fact she received was a one-two punch of a snowball to the back of the head and another to the face as she reflexively turned.

>"Tessa? You, too?" she cried, hurt, as she staggered back.

>"What's that, J? I thought you didn't believe in fair fights."
>"Didn't think you'd mind me joining this sweet little game Cyn's started," Tessa said.

>Meanwhile, a flurry of shots flew between Cyn and V.
>N stepped in, determined to the last to play peacemaker, only to find himself caught in the crossfire.
>An inspired bit of dodging let him get off without being hit, but he suddenly decided to join the fray as well.
>What resulted was a mad melee, a war of all against all, with snowballs flying in all directions.
>Skilled in defense as they all were, having to defend against projectiles coming from so many different angles was an impossible task.
>It was like running through rain without getting wet.
>They were all bundled up nice and cozy, so there was no fear or discomfort from melting snow, but by the end all parties had been thoroughly coated.
>They lied down in the snow and stared at the winter sky.
>The group shared a laugh, all thoughts of blame and antagonism forgotten.
7/11
No.127679
Anonymous
>>127640
LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡
No.127680
Anonymous
>>127677
>Anything
I want to see how far this coupon can go. I'm going to ask for her to kill the sun.
No.127681
Anonymous
>>127391
Agreed
>>127395
I NEED to draw Alice sexo for real these days, on model or with her pussy idk yet but those artpieces are so good it's unreal
No.127682
Anonymous
>>127675
Do we know who the original artist for this was? As someone who was all in on the horse show at the time PONY.MOV was the big thing his is some funny shit.
No.127683
Anonymous
Replies:>>127684>>127685>>127686>>127796
Would you punch Izu?
No.127684
Anonymous
>>127683
No, unless money is involve, I can just share the money with her
No.127685
Anonymous
>>127683
No!
No.127686
Anonymous
Replies:>>127687
>>127683
Her robovaries with my dick? Yes.
No.127687
Anonymous
>>127686
Bro, your gonna get pegged after that
No.127688
Anonymous
I'm crying because nobody's here...
No.127690
Anonymous
Replies:>>127692
fun fact! Izzdrone’s goal is to dissect and study the organs of every single character, canon or OC
No.127691
Anonymous
Replies:>>127692>>127694>>127714>>127798
Image:173527329280.png(750kB, 1674x1401)172428940921.png
Disassembly drone tongues. Wide and flat? Long and segmented? Slobbery? Prehensile? What do you prefer?
No.127692
Anonymous
>>127691
Yes
>>127690
Also yes
No.127694
Anonymous
Replies:>>127695>>127704
>>127691
I wonder Y can lead a small army and manage a military base, like a RTS player
No.127695
Anonymous
Replies:>>127697
>>127694
mini-Ys
No.127696
Anonymous
>>127561
Nah, just legitimate depression
No.127697
Anonymous
Replies:>>127702>>127707>>127711
Image:173527400429.png(303kB, 1400x1120)173276514561.png
>>127695
It's funny to imagine Mini-Y being an excellent tactician but completely undone by her cute, tiny size. Unable to prevent her bumbling, normal-sized counterpart from constantly screwing up because no one takes her seriously.
No.127698
Anonymous
Replies:>>127705>>127706>>127805
>>127635
>>127634
>>127631
>>127630
>>127629
This but replace N with J
No.127699
Anonymous
Replies:>>127718
>>127678
>After another round of hot beverages in the village, they were finally ready to depart.
>They fed the horse some treats as a reward for its patience, unhitched it, and climbed into the sleigh.
>If anything, Cyn drove the horse even faster on the return.

>"Yeah, nothing happened on the trip here, but should we really be risking it?" N asked.

>Cyn thought that over.

>"Yes. Speed demon grin."

>"Relax, N. Cyn won't wreck this sleigh. It's already a smoother ride than on the way in, and I don't think we're near the really rocky section," Tessa said.

>"We are not. It is clear from the satellite navigation service. I will slow down when we get there," Cyn said.

>"Is the rocky section marked on the maps?" V asked.

>"No, but I'll play it by ear."

>"What? You'll listen for the sound of us hitting the rocks?" J asked.

>"Annoyed expression."

>"That doesn't answer that reasonable question," Tessa said.

>"It will be fine. We are taking the same route back."
>"The route I already conquered."
>"Confident grin."
8/11
No.127700
Anonymous
>>127655
kek but also poor J
No.127701
Anonymous
>>127421
yeah, I would, with a ton of C4
No.127702
Anonymous
Replies:>>127703>>127719>>127735
>>127697
Mini Y is a good onahole
No.127703
Anonymous
Replies:>>127708
>>127702
*slap*
stop it.
No.127704
Anonymous
>>127694
Lead? Yes
With competence? No
No.127705
Anonymous
>>127698
No, kill yourself
No.127706
Anonymous
>>127698
my thoughts exactly
No.127707
Anonymous
Replies:>>127713
>>127697
What if .. she pilot a mech?
No.127708
Anonymous
Replies:>>127709>>127710
>>127703
ah!~ harder daddy, I take it
No.127709
Anonymous
Replies:>>127712
>>127708
>*Kick your balls*
No.127710
Anonymous
>>127708
Son?
No.127711
Anonymous
>>127697
>no one takes her seriously
I do, look at her, I take mimi Y more seriously than Y
No.127712
Anonymous
>>127709
have you heard of CBT
No.127713
Anonymous
Replies:>>127715
>>127707
>Get in the mech mini Y
No.127714
Anonymous
Replies:>>127716
Image:173527504909.png(132kB, 336x716)687bbaii.png
>>127691
Why is her tongue so long
No.127715
Anonymous
Replies:>>127717
>>127713
>to get in the mech
>she has to go through the rear end
No.127716
Anonymous
>>127714
So she can eat icecream like that.
No.127717
Anonymous
Replies:>>127800
>>127715
>Mini-Y's (relatively) giant mech is still shorter than 99% of disassemblers
>Mini-Y has a crew of oogis to maintain and man the mech, but their ability to follow orders is henchman tier and inevitably leads to the destruction of the Mega Mini-Y Mech
>Mini-Y screams at them as the flames burn around her, oogis frantically trying to put the fires out as Mini-Y calls them bungling boobs
No.127718
Anonymous
Replies:>>127721>>127729
>>127699
>Half an hour later, the sleigh hit a rock and lost a runner, coming to a stop in an open clearing.
>The group stared at the sleigh.

>"Conquered the route, eh?" J said.

>"Guilty giggle."
>"It was the rock's fault, officer.
>"I had right of way."

>Tessa, who had always loved tinkering with things, inspected the runner.

>"It's not cracked, thankfully. I can fix it, but it'll be a bit."

>"Okay. We'll keep watch. Eyes like hawks," N said, scanning the treeline for movement.

>V looked in a different direction.

>"Eyes like wolves, you mean," she said.

>"Nah, like hawks. Some of them are like the dogs of the avian world."

>"No, like wolves. Look!" V said, pointing away from where N was looking.

>She need not have bothered, for dozens more pairs of bright bio-luminescent eyes appeared in the woods around them.

>"Well-timed."
>"Giggle," Cyn said.

>"Tessa, keep working on the sleigh. We'll cover you."
>"Scratch that, we're killing all of these. How dare they attack us like this," J snarled.

>"Roger. Knock 'em dead for me," Tessa replied.

>N said, "we will," and began walking toward the wolves.

>He turned as the wolves emerged from the trees.

>"Are these things, you know, safe to feed off?"

>Cyn thought it over.

>"Probably. Thoughtful pose. Low nutritional value, though. It would be a different story if they were primates."

>"Okay!" N said cheerfully.

>They formed a perimeter around the sleigh and tensed as the wolf pack began charging.
>They deployed claws and fangs, and hissed at the wolves, trying to unnerve the beasts and disrupt their attack.
>The wolves responded with a collective howl, causing everyone to wince as dull throbbing sensations suddenly struck their heads.

>"What the-?" V said.

>"Sonic pulse attack. Somebody must have thought that it would be a good idea to give them a ranged combat ability," Cyn answered, " but we are less sensitive to that frequency than a baseline human would be.
>"Still annoying."

>"Whelp. I can hardly work with that going off in my head. Looks like I'll be joining the hunting party," Tessa said as she rose from beneath the sleigh.
9/11
No.127719
Anonymous
>>127702
I thought you said onesie
No.127720
Anonymous
>>127673
you sure? you checked?
No.127721
Anonymous
Replies:>>127725
>>127718
9/11 was bad
No.127722
Anonymous
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No.127723
Anonymous
Replies:>>127801
I told Beretta to execute order 66. Long story short she's grounded and N is hunting me.
No.127724
Anonymous
Replies:>>127728>>127736
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No.127725
Anonymous
>>127721
Oh shit I'd totally forgotten about it.
No.127727
Anonymous
>>127726
John yakuza
No.127728
Anonymous
>>127724
Cute
No.127729
Anonymous
Replies:>>127732
>>127718
>The wolves paused their assault, seemingly confused that their quarry had not succumbed to their coordinated attack.
>After what looked like a heated discussion, the wolves rallied and rushed in for the kill.
>The 'humans' kept a perimeter around the sleigh, far enough that the horse was in no conceivable danger, but close enough that they could reinforce and engaged in coordinated teamwork.

>"Yo! Do we have to worry about Martian rabies?" V asked.

>"Probably not! Still wouldn't want to get bitten by those things! They don't deserve the honor!" J yelled back.

>The first wave of snarling, foaming wolves reached them.
>Cyn moved rapidly enough to confuse the wolves, rolling in the snow, and popping up behind them to rip out their hearts.
>V danced between the mutant-mutts, delivering powerful organ-destroying kicks as they rushed past.
>Tessa settled for brute force, dealing out literal crushing blows to anything dumb enough to get near her.
>J liked it when her prey was lively enough to fight back and aware enough to truly suffer.
>Those mangy canines unfortunate enough to select her as their would-be meal were (painfully) incapacitated before being decapitated by swift kicks.
>N was not really a fan of wolves, but the family resemblance to dogs was close enough that he decided to give them the friend package: broken necks were quick and painless, as easy on him to dish out one after the other as it was for the wolves to receive and then sleep on.

>Having seen the slaughter of their pack-mates, the second wave of wolves held back and circled menacingly.

>"Cute. False."
>"Impotent. True," Cyn said, unimpressed with their action after the wolves' previous dismal showing.

>"These were a problem?" V asked.

>"If you're a normal human wandering in the woods at night," Tessa replied, shrugging, "It's a bit anticlimactic, I guess, but then again, I'm sure they're doing their best and we've got lots of experience hunting things smarter than they are."
10/13
No.127732
Anonymous
Replies:>>127733>>127734>>127740
>>127729
>As if to defend their honor as apex predators, the second wave went in howling, this time organized into hunter-killer pairs that covered for each other and prevented the members of the group from easily delivering the killing blows that had annihilated the first wave.
>The 'humans' had teamwork of their own, and ample experience training and fighting as a unit.
>Even with the deep snow dampening their mobility, they jumped and leapt and dodged and twirled around the battlefield, and around each other, leading the wolves into each other's paths.
>The frustrated wolves found themselves unable to land hits, facing opponents that did not seem to slow down even as the wolves burned and ached from steadily accumulating wounds.

>A sneaky, sneaky pair managed to penetrate through to the sleigh and pounce on the horse, only to find their fangs making embarrassingly shallow indentations in the horse's toughened hide.
>The rightfully angered stallion swung itself into them, knocking them both to the ground.
>From their whimpers and feeble attempts to rise, they were immobilized.
>The last thing each of them saw was a large hoof heading straight for them.

>They were the first of the second wave to suffer lethal misfortune.
>J cartwheeled off of V and neatly landed atop two wolves, Cyn swung on N's arm and he launched her at another pair who were busy plotting their advance on Tessa.
>Cyn dodged a leaping wolf, then turned and plucked the poor thing out of the air, pulling it into a fatal embrace.
>Tessa lied on the snow as if wounded, and let N and V shred the wolves who thought they had finally caught a break.
>They continued tricking, flanking, and doing in wolves until the battered remnants of the pack wised up and pulled back.

>Cyn looked around and saw the pack leader.
>It was a magnificent thing, immense and scarred, with a cold wisdom in its eyes.
>Cyn ran at it, arms outstretched.

>"Doggy!" she cried.
11/13
No.127733
Anonymous
>>127732
cyn… that’s isn’t a doggy you just hugged, it’s a pitbull, I wished I could say it was nice knowing you, but I don’t lie, unlike you, bye
No.127734
Anonymous
>>127732
I just read doggy
No.127735
Anonymous
>>127702
Mini-Y wants to be loved gently.
No.127736
Anonymous
>>127724
Is that Uzi flipping out over N's Godawful joke or Uzi wanting to know if N still loves her if he knows she's a worm?
No.127737
Murder Drones RPG
Replies:>>127738>>127745
What are Él Ñ's weaknesses?
No.127738
Anonymous
>>127737
the cum sock
No.127739
Anonymous
Replies:>>127742>>127743
Image:173527792418.png(995kB, 1440x3940)1731205444185.png
attention all outpost 6 enjoyers

> https://archiveofourown.org/users/NycsUncertainArchive/
op6 anon is going to be archiving all the op6 stuff here
No.127740
Anonymous
Replies:>>127741
>>127732
>Perhaps the wolf misinterpreted that as a hunting cry, for it yelped, turned, and fled into the woods.
>Its fellows stared in confusion and perhaps disappointment that their champion had yielded the field, before turning and fleeing as well.
>As the last of them limped away, the family grouped up around the sleigh.

>"Aw, our clothes are stained red," N complained.

>"That's one way to get into the festive mood," V said.

>"Yeah. We gave the region the gift of having slightly fewer wolves around for a season or two," J added.

>"Well, I think we should let the horse have this," Tessa said, staring as the horse drained the corpses of the wolves it had stomped.
>The group stared.

>"Well I for one won't judge. Glass houses, anyone? And the horse more than earned it," V said.

>The party nodded.

>"But why does everything 'enhanced' have to consume blood? Who ordered that?" N asked.

>"Maybe that was a convenient way to do it," Cyn said with a shrug.

>"Convenient for who?"

>"Giggle."

>Tessa crouched beside the sleigh.

>"Assuming there are no further interruptions, I'll have this bugger fixed in a jiffy."
12/13
No.127741
Anonymous
Replies:>>127810
>>127740
>There were no further interruptions.
>The woods were unusually quiet the rest of the way back.
>They arrived back in the mining town where their manor was located.

>It was late, and yet Uzi was out, bundled up and alone.
>The streets of the mining town were run down and the streetlights were scattered and dim where they were not entirely broken.
>She saw a sleigh pulled by an imposing specimen of a horse (who knew horses could have speckled red fur?).
>In that sleigh were N and the rest of his weird family thing, all wearing matching red outfits.
>N detected Uzi, and motioned to Cyn to stop.

>"What's with the getup? You all look like you're larping as Santa's elves. Were you delivering presents or something?" Uzi asked.

>"Something like that," Tessa answered.

>"Riiiiight. What was the body count?"

>"Zero."
>"No humans were killed," Cyn said with pride.

>Uzi pondered that.
>'No humans.' So was that Cyn being Cyn, or was there a deeper meaning behind it? Uzi felt that she would never find out.

>"Nobody died and you all were handing out gifts, or 'something like that'. Sounds like you had a good night."

>"Oh, we did," J said.

>"Why is the horse red?"

>"Limited-edition holiday version. We have connections."

>Uzi nodded.
>She felt an impulse to contact the police, or her dad, or something.
>None of this looked right.
>But then again, it was a holiday, visibility was not that great, Uzi was already breaking curfew, and she knew nobody would really care.
>She waved them off.

>"Fine, fine. Have a good night."

>Cyn flicked the reins and the horse started again.

>"I'll send you pics later, Uzi! You're going to love them! Merry Christmas!" N shouted.

>"Merry Christmas, N," Uzi replied.

>The sleigh pulled away as Uzi watched, until darkness and snow hid it from view.
13/13
No.127742
Anonymous
>>127739
Nice
No.127743
Anonymous
>>127739
Based!
No.127744
Anonymous
Replies:>>127811
>Harper gets back from a big mission
>First order of business is to play with her daughter
>Intoner actually joins in because she likes the daughter
No.127745
Anonymous
>>127737
Cocaine, you can buy it from MG if you click on his face 50,000 times.
No.127746
Anonymous
Replies:>>127813
>>112679
> IRL stuff will likely result in slower-than-usual updates over this weekend
> this weekend
> 3 weeks ago
damn...
No.127747
Anonymous
Replies:>>127756>>127757>>127763>>127816>>127829
Image:173527995606.png(55kB, 426x611)1702184110547580.png
>the virgin Cici complaining about her dispenser tits
>the chad Fem!N running around with two milkjugs full of nanite milk attached to her chest
No.127748
Anonymous
Replies:>>127749>>127750>>128053>>128056
Image:173528007379.jpg(73kB, 1746x163)IMG_8338.jpeg
>>127633
This one’s my favourite because it’s just fully not true, genuinely just factually wrong
No.127749
Anonymous
>>127748
i don't think intoner is even a character either, but rather the name of a class of drone
No.127750
Anonymous
Replies:>>127751
>>127748
>her real name is unknown
that’s a weird name to have
No.127751
Anonymous
Replies:>>127752
>>127750
To be fair, Unknown would be a good name for an Armitage proxy
No.127752
Anonymous
Replies:>>127754
>>127751
correct, but who’s out here calling some machines unknown, it’s like calling a dog 5 miles
No.127753
Anonymous
Replies:>>127755>>127758
Pavo NNN
No.127754
Anonymous
Replies:>>127755
>>127752
Yeah but who the fuck names their drone Neith? What the fuck is a Neith even?
No.127755
Anonymous
>>127753
>>127754
No Neith November
No.127756
Anonymous
>>127747
Bewbs
No.127757
Anonymous
>>127747
I doubt she'd be as happy knowing she was a glorified condiment dispenser with gas station chili permanently in her most sensitive areas
No.127758
Anonymous
>>127753
yeah he ruined an entire room, what about it?
No.127759
Anonymous
Replies:>>127760
Image:173528214888.jpg(489kB, 3108x4096)Gfssy9nWoAAu4PI.jpg
No.127760
Anonymous
>>127759
she is happy to be holding her little cup
No.127761
Anonymous
Replies:>>127762>>127764>>127766>>127839
This fucking delivery drone is constantly picking up my orders and every fucking time she's an absolute ass to me. I still tip because there's no guarantee she'll be the one to get it but I swear to fucking god if she gives me that look one more time I'm going to buy her on the spot and teach her a lesson.
No.127762
Anonymous
>>127761
Ain’t her fault
No.127763
Anonymous
Replies:>>127818>>127843>>127855
>>127747
Cici's chili/cheese:
>One is heavier than the other, leading to posture issues
>Horribly unhealthy, would kill you if you had too much
>Makes a horrendous mess if it leaks
>She constantly smells of the stuff
>Ruined for kinky reasons because she associates using them with work
>Every now and then she gets a trucker coming in asking to "drink from the tap" and has to politely refuse, she only gets to tase them if they actually try it

FemN's milk:
>Uniform weight, all milk
>Nanite ambrosia, provides all needed nutrients and then some, you can drink nothing but milk and live healthily
>She only smells like milk if you squeeze them hard enough
>They're nothing but fun for her
>If anyone but (You) tries to be weird about it, she can kill them
No.127764
Anonymous
>>127761
>if she gives me that look one more time I'm going to buy her on the spot and teach her a lesson.
have you considered she's being a brat because she wants you to do that?
No.127765
Anonymous
Replies:>>127783
goodnight everyone, I hope you dream of traveling the scenic countryside of some far-off place in a comfortable old car with the drone you love, making memories together
No.127766
Anonymous
Replies:>>127767
>>127761
You should consider inviting over a DD neighbor next time, that'll be the end of it
No.127767
Anonymous
>>127766
>inviting a vampire
No.127768
Anonymous
Le thread is ded
No.127769
Anonymous
Replies:>>127775
Doll's love!
No.127770
Anonymous
Replies:>>127775
Doll's hate.
No.127771
Anonymous
Replies:>>127775
Doll’s ambivalence
No.127772
Anonymous
Replies:>>127775
nipplefucking
No.127773
Anonymous
Replies:>>127820
JCJenson has desployed Nigga Drones equipped with Propylon Fent Ractors and NegroTech for 200% more nigga behaviour and NiggaLink to use the NegroTech interface to deal with pregnant DDs
No.127774
Anonymous
I cannot sleep and need doll...
No.127775
Anonymous
Replies:>>127778>>127781
>>127769
>>127770
>>127771
>>127772
A story in 4 parts
No.127776
Anonymous
Replies:>>127779>>127780>>127790
Image:173528698748.png(8.04MB, 3600x3000)1677_sin_titulo2_Restaurado2_20241227010418.png
500 vaginas
No.127777
Anonymous
Image:173528704645.jpg(197kB, 2048x1703)GfxJi43a0AAC1Wc.jpeg
What would happen if Blondi meet G.I robot
No.127778
Anonymous
>>127775
Truly cinema
No.127779
Anonymous
Replies:>>127790
Image:173528709387.png(3.62MB, 2379x1895)1679_sin_titulo_20241227030337.png
>>127776
500 pillbabies
No.127780
Anonymous
Replies:>>127849
>>127776
maybe more
No.127781
Anonymous
Replies:>>127782>>127846
>>127775
What are doll's nipples like?
No.127782
Anonymous
Replies:>>127784
>>127781
Cute, small, soft and sensitive, just like the breasts they’re attached to
No.127783
Anonymous
>>127765
i hope you know i adore these posts and i wish i could collect them all
No.127784
Anonymous
>>127782
They need lots of tender kisses...
No.127785
Anonymous
>>127591
It's what I really need.
No.127786
Anonymous
THE SANTA HAT IS GONE I REPEAT THE SANTA HAT IS GONE!
No.127787
Anonymous
I don't wanna lose the snow yet :(
No.127788
Anonymous
>N with a big belly after swallowing a Midget Drone
Do you rub?
No.127789
Anonymous
Replies:>>127821
I SEE YOU JERKING OFF!
No.127790
Anonymous
Image:173528987703.png(16kB, 605x509)n_n_n_n_n.png
>>127776
>>127779
>N impregnating every single hole his Solverpede girlfriend has
>N diligently servicing several Eldritch pussies at once
>N willingly drinking Uzi's Solver Squirt
HOT!
No.127791
Anonymous
Image:173529009734.png(190kB, 249x363)173178308699.png
>>127636
No.127792
Anonymous
>>127664
It's based.
No.127793
Anonymous
>>127665
Yeah, Tessa would totally be just like her parents if she grew up.
No.127794
Anonymous
Replies:>>127795>>127799
Danon vs. Beauregard, who wins in a 1v1?
No.127795
Anonymous
>>127794
Danon because he survived being thrown down the stairs, beaten with a cane, and getting tortured by Cyn
No.127796
Anonymous
>>127683
No, I love all the drones that love humans. I would have hugged her.
No.127797
Anonymous
Replies:>>127802
>"I WON'T FALL DOWN, YOU NEED ME!"
No.127798
Anonymous
>>127691
Yes.
No.127799
Anonymous
>>127794
Beaugard because he goddamn buff
No.127800
Anonymous
>>127717
Kek.
No.127801
Anonymous
>>127723
Was it even worth it?
No.127802
Anonymous
>>127797
Bite me is written from Cyn's point of view. Literally Cyn's thoughts. She means fall as angels fall.
No.127803
Anonymous
Replies:>>127806
Get Beretta to execute order 69
No.127804
Anonymous
>>127641
lol poor uzi
No.127805
Anonymous
>>127698
i like both tbh
No.127806
Anonymous
Replies:>>127809
>>127803
Beretta finding N's stash and executing order 420.
No.127808
Anonymous
Replies:>>127812>>127814>>127817
thoughts on this?
Murder Drones: Escapism (PROJECT TRAILER)youtube thumb
No.127809
Anonymous
>>127806
Imagine getting baked with Beretta and snuggling on the couch with a movie, probably the comfiest possible situation
No.127810
Anonymous
>>127741
Very good greentext, anon. Thank you.
No.127811
Anonymous
>>127744
That's sweet.
No.127812
Anonymous
>>127808
That was just clips from the show
No.127813
Anonymous
>>127746
Hopefully he'll solve the IRL problems soon and write a countination.
No.127814
Anonymous
>>127808
I just saw show clips.
No.127815
Anonymous
Replies:>>127819
Boozi Oogi
No.127816
Anonymous
>>127747
I need her.
No.127817
Anonymous
>>127808
If you announce a fan project you should probably show content of that project to hype it.
No.127818
Anonymous
>>127763
FemN is the best wife and no one will change my mind.
No.127819
Anonymous
>>127815
>Oogi stole a tiny flask of the eggnog from your Christmas party and brought it back to her Hive to share
>Every single one of them is absolutely plastered
>They decide to do some drunk science, the result being the worlds first turtle bomb
No.127820
Anonymous
>>127773
Fucking KEK! My sides are going to fucking fall off!
No.127821
Anonymous
>>127789
>Starts jerking off more intensely
No.127822
Anonymous
Replies:>>127824
Where's santa hat?
No.127823
Anonymous
Replies:>>127825>>127827>>127831
Who do you take to the winter prom at Vickers-High Solverpede-Chan or Sentinel-Chan?
No.127824
Anonymous
>>127822
Ate by drones
No.127825
Anonymous
Replies:>>127826
>>127823
/md/-chan
She’s always there for me
No.127826
Anonymous
>>127825
>/md/-chan blows a raspberry at the two before departing with you
>Solverpede-Chan sobs quietly and climbs inside the air-vent
>Sentinel-Chan flips off /md/chan before proceeding to go bully some freshies
>Vickers-Chan who was a witness to all of this, for once finally understands how Solverpede-Chan feels, she overreacts more than Solverpede-Chan ever did
No.127827
Anonymous
>>127823
Vickers-High dating sim when?
Something similar to that Namco dating sim from the early 2010s.
No.127828
Anonymous
Replies:>>127832
Let's say you're a Drone, for the sake of a hypothetical. Which of these fates would be worse?
>You're assigned as a worker in a summer home that's never used, you have to keep the grounds clean and tidy with several other drones, but your work is completely pointless and you're basically leaving the lights on for people who forgot you exist. You still always have to be in top form in case they do show up one day, find out something's screwed up, and have you all disassembled for defects.
>You're the personal drone for an ugly, depressed NEET, he gives you plenty of autonomy because he sees you as his only friend, and he is too broken to fix. He won't ever do anything sexual to you, but he will try tragically awful attempts to get closer to you in that way.
No.127829
Anonymous
>>127747
I bet they're Z cups. >>127515
No.127830
Anonymous
Remember to read the posts above when you check the thread
No.127831
Anonymous
Replies:>>127833
>>127823
Both. I'm enough for two.
No.127832
Anonymous
>>127828
Second. In the first case I will almost always be alone and left to my own devices, while in the second case I will be in contact with the stinking NEET.
No.127833
Anonymous
>>127831
>Anon spends the whole time getting dominated by Sentinel-Chan while Solverpede-Chan just wants to cuddle
No.127834
Anonymous
Replies:>>127835>>127836>>127845
Image:173529671038.png(697kB, 1930x4000)Spoiler image
>>127365
Dis bitch be wearin clothes n'shit
No.127835
Anonymous
>>127834
Now draw her as a yorha android
No.127836
Anonymous
Replies:>>127837
>>127834
Always good to see you doing work. Unfortunately, I don't look at people very much so I can't point out any oddities, except maybe that the hilt of her saber could show a bit under her hand?
No.127837
Anonymous
Replies:>>127838
>>127836
close your hand around an invisible handle and look at it from the same angle as the camera. The handle blocks the view. though i neglected to put a line in to represent the handle from the bottom of the hand to the base of the saber
No.127838
Anonymous
>>127837
I meant that, yeah. I know most people don't have transparent skin. I feel like a schmuck if I don't at least try to comment anything past "good", though.
No.127839
Anonymous
>>127761
What do you mean by teach her a lesson?
No.127840
Anonymous
Replies:>>127841
Imagine falling asleep with one arm around each U.
No.127841
Anonymous
>>127840
>They giggle in their sleep
>Occasionally snore the word "clod"
>Snuggle close
>Both try to hog the blankets, but since you're in the middle that means you're always covered
No.127842
Anonymous
Replies:>>127851
Image:173530338821.png(584kB, 1080x759)alice-posting-v0-0r9xjbve3qtd1.png
Alice is the best wife ever, and nothing can change my mind on that
No.127843
Anonymous
>>127763
this but with normal N and instead of boobs it’s his flat chest and instead of milk it’s the warm, clean, healthy oil flowing through his body to keep him alive
No.127845
Anonymous
>>127834
Damn sexy bitch.
No.127846
Anonymous
>>127781
Intangible as the rest of her and attached to breasts being pushed aside by her snapped ribs.
No.127847
Anonymous
Replies:>>127848
Image:173530605587.png(521kB, 1000x1300)172269904459.png
I think something went wrong with my drone.
No.127848
Anonymous
Replies:>>127850
>>127847
I think she's out.

You know what to do, anon.
No.127849
Anonymous
Image:173530659349.png(51kB, 208x240)imagine.png
>>127780
No.127850
Anonymous
>>127848
Yeah, you're right. I do.
>Princess-carry Cyn upstairs while she babbles on about being the Exponential Friend with benefits.
>Tuck her in to bed and gently run your fingers through her hair before planting a kiss on her cheek.
>Flip the lightswitch off and let the little worker enter recharge so she can sleep off the dronenip high.
>As you close the door to, she smiles dumbly before her optics shutters out for the evening.
No.127851
Anonymous
Replies:>>127860
>>127842
Because it is the truth
No.127852
Anonymous
Replies:>>127993
I love Alice, but it's hard to completely ignore her canon treatment of Beau. she doesn't really show him any love or kindness
No.127853
Anonymous
Replies:>>127854>>127857>>127859>>127865>>127870>>127901>>127933
Image:173530898088.png(1.23MB, 2480x2480)pepkot_skits_gets_it.png
Pocketsteaks gets beaten up by the Christmas Ghosts of h Jane Abby and Bonnie for giving the worst lives ever
No.127854
Anonymous
>>127853
kek. can't blame those ladies for being angry
No.127855
Anonymous
Replies:>>127864
Image:173530931677.jpg(540kB, 1448x2048)1672029738457705.jpg
>>127763
>tfw you go to buy two dozen chili cheese dogs at the gas station and the wagie drone starts crying for some reason
>are tears a hot dog condiment?
>it wouldn't hurt to try
No.127856
Anonymous
Replies:>>127897
everyone assumes SentinElf has a typical cloaking device, when in reality she has an SEP field generator
No.127857
Anonymous
Replies:>>127858>>127861>>127862>>127866
Image:173530968697.jpg(364kB, 1149x1955)IMG_2034.jpeg
>>127853

"Mandela Catalogue" Ahhh sketch.

Girlie thinks she's Gabriel over here.
No.127858
Anonymous
>>127857
She is so cute
No.127859
Anonymous
>>127853
A Christmas carol if it was based
Good work anon
No.127860
Anonymous
Image:173531002909.png(1.37MB, 2048x1440)send-some-reaction-memes-because-i-wanna-remake-them-with-v0-zhdog2gqy0ud1.png
>>127851
Absolutely
No.127861
Anonymous
Replies:>>127863
>>127857
My wife is hot in every universe
No.127862
Anonymous
>>127857
>Guy who's only seen The Mandela Catalog:
>"getting a lot of Mandela Catalog vibes from this"
No.127863
Anonymous
>>127861
Buddy your wife trying to fool the shepherds over here with that get up.

Where she got Jesus chained my guy?
No.127864
Anonymous
>>127855
figures a sick bastard like you would be too stupid to remember that drones don't produce actual tears. I bet you yell at wagie drones when your fries are lukewarm
No.127865
Anonymous
Replies:>>127867>>127868
>>127853
Isn’t this the equivalent of spitting in the face of god, now he will make their lives even more miserable
No.127866
Anonymous
>>127857
>Bony, the Impoter from Mandler Catolg
No.127867
Anonymous
>>127865
You forget Anon, anyone who can pick up the pen can redefine their reality at will
No.127868
Anonymous
Replies:>>127869
>>127865
aside from Jane that's a tall order.
Bonnie's long dead and Abby's horrifically mutated, insane, and in constant agony
No.127869
Anonymous
>>127868
I can understand why they want to beat him up now lol
No.127870
Anonymous
Replies:>>127871
>>127853
Well, if I got a tenth of what they got, I'd hate my maker too.

Nice art.
No.127871
Anonymous
Replies:>>127872
>>127870
Why did PS make them so sad
No.127872
Anonymous
>>127871
He doesn't know how to write anything happy :(
No.127874
Anonymous
Image:173531322345.jpg(182kB, 1592x2048)1701586960662.jpg
No.127875
Anonymous
Replies:>>127879>>127886
>>127873
I'll be honest, Skeletessa looks hot.
No.127876
Anonymous
Replies:>>127877>>127878>>127881
I don't know why I wrote my OC basically have everything taken from her but still look happy on the outside while on the inside, she's seething with rage and grief.
No.127877
Anonymous
Replies:>>127883
>>127876
Do you know how little this narrows the list down?
No.127878
Anonymous
>>127876
E?
No.127879
Anonymous
>>127875
Agreed
No.127880
Anonymous
Image:173531445594.jpg(77kB, 640x552)IMG_20241227_234653.jpg
No.127881
Anonymous
Image:173531484091.png(414kB, 800x450)The_Ability_To_Speak_Does_Not_Make_You_Intelligent_Banner.png
>>127876
>I don't know why I wrote
Picrel becomes truer every day
No.127882
Anonymous
Replies:>>127885>>127891
It is over
No.127883
Anonymous
Replies:>>127884>>127894
>>127877
I really think that is still 100% of OCs
No.127884
Anonymous
Replies:>>127888
Image:173531584001.jpg(213kB, 1513x1560)duo.jpg
>>127883
Look, the dummy on the right may have lost her original family and her ghost friend potentially her entire species, but the dummy on the left still has all her relatives around and are both living non depressive lives.
No.127885
Anonymous
Replies:>>127887
>>127882
9000
No.127886
Anonymous
Replies:>>127890
>>127875
What was in the other post?
No.127887
Anonymous
>>127885
I love old memes
No.127888
Anonymous
Replies:>>127892
>>127884
For now
No.127889
Anonymous
Replies:>>127934
Image:173531766212.jpg(314kB, 1920x1080)1686377742676.jpg
I wish we got to see more of the silly, outgoing Doll from the concept art and her first scene.
No.127890
Anonymous
>>127886
Meme with Sceletessa.
No.127891
Anonymous
Replies:>>127896>>127907
>>127882
Whereas before there were 28 of us, now there are somewhere around 6-8.

A lot of anons left for the holidays.
No.127892
Anonymous
Image:173531813860.png(269kB, 410x310)Abnopage_Salvation.png
>>127888
"No"
No.127893
Anonymous
Image:173531842910.jpg(38kB, 850x850)sample_916e4873b87ffb58376c33e3c0354cea.jpg
No.127894
Anonymous
Replies:>>127895
Image:173531893326.png(161kB, 734x1305)Switch firealpaca.png
>>127883
Yeah, the shit the Solver did to her changed her into an entirely different person.
No.127895
Anonymous
>>127894
Kiss
No.127896
Anonymous
>>127891
Ugh.
No.127897
Anonymous
Replies:>>127898
>>127856
What's that?
No.127898
Anonymous
>>127897
"An SEP... is something that we can’t see, or don’t see, or our brain doesn’t let us see, because we think that it’s somebody else’s problem. That’s what SEP means. Somebody Else’s Problem. The brain just edits it out, it’s like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won’t see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."
No.127899
Anonymous
Replies:>>127900>>127902
So drones crave uppies. But how do they feel about being princess carried?
No.127900
Anonymous
>>127899
Eha
No.127901
Anonymous
>>127853
Heh
No.127902
Anonymous
>>127899
It's a viable alternative way to get them to gush oil
No.127903
Anonymous
If Cici or FemN got nipple piercings how would the dispensers work?
No.127904
Anonymous
Replies:>>127905>>127906
Image:173532428127.jpg(372kB, 1271x1351)691cfaf38887b8720753e8030ef3a921.jpg
/md/ has fallen.
No.127905
Anonymous
>>127904
Indeed
No.127906
Anonymous
>>127904
We'll all meet again when Liam releases a new show, so no need to be so sad, anon.
No.127907
Anonymous
Replies:>>127908
>>127891
Where are you pulling these numbers from?
No.127908
Anonymous
Replies:>>127909>>127917
>>127907
The last poll had 28 anons participate, and the rest I just assumed based on how I felt.
No.127909
Anonymous
Replies:>>127910
>>127908
Nta but it became 31, I should post it again since I feel we can still find maybe 5 more or so
No.127910
Anonymous
Replies:>>127914
>>127909
Really why did everyone just up and vanish
No.127911
darkXwolf17
Replies:>>127912>>127913>>127915
ANON!!! ANON DO YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MY DAUGHTER! RAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
No.127912
Anonymous
Image:173532600435.png(31kB, 150x150)1719778454703193.png
>>127911
Guess we're recycling skits now, huh?
Been doing that for a while.
No.127913
Anonymous
Replies:>>127918
>>127911
Shut up you stinking gremlin, anon is busy preparing for the new year with his wife and kids - your daughter and grandchildrens!
No.127914
Anonymous
Replies:>>127916
>>127910
Probably because most people have real life families and friends they are spending the holidays with
No.127915
eyesontheinside
>>127911
Mom, we need to talk about your grandson. The telepathic contact this "Chat" entity-or entities-has made with him is starting to get disruptive for him.
No.127916
Anonymous
>>127914
But I that and still make time for drones
No.127917
Anonymous
Replies:>>127919
>>127908
well i didn’t participate cuz polls are retarded
No.127918
Anonymous
Replies:>>127922>>127999
>>127913
>Ruins her relationship with Beretta because she's bad at parenting
>Ruins her relationship with Negev because she saw her true form which drove her insane
Is there ANY way for Uzi to repair her relationship with her daughters?
No.127919
Anonymous
>>127917
But that means you aren't real
No.127920
Anonymous
Replies:>>127923
Harper will appear
No.127921
Anonymous
Replies:>>127923>>127942>>128033
Pavo will return
No.127922
Negev Anon Secundus
>>127918
Her relationship with Negev does improve... after Negev finishes going through eldritch meat puberty and discovers she's also an abomination. Her attempt to surrender after that leads to her seeing that everyone saying Uzi is exactly who she presents herself as was telling the truth. Negev reconciles with her mom after that.
The monster you feared wasn't a monster at all and also you're also a monster-but-not-really. Really activates the almonds and says a lot about society.
No.127923
Anonymous
Replies:>>128033
>>127920
>>127921
Sounds like a hint of a sequel.
No.127924
Anonymous
Replies:>>127926>>127929
The halls of /md/... CRUMBLED...
No.127925
Anonymous
Replies:>>127931
Elf will NOT return
fuck her
No.127926
Anonymous
Image:173532791174.png(100kB, 928x800)171470912880.png
>>127924
>"Tch. You're still here? Man, you really are slow."
No.127927
Anonymous
Replies:>>127928
A Silly Cynmas (feat. Core No. 6) | A Cyn Christmas Holiday Song | Murder Drones | Church of Nullyoutube thumb

I know it was already posted, but it really puts me in a New Year's mood.

Plus I'm amazed at what progress has come to. This song was voiced by a neural network, and it really sounds pretty good.
No.127928
Anonymous
>>127927
Awww man
No.127929
Anonymous
Replies:>>127930>>127932>>127940>>127941
>>127924
They really have. Where did everyone even go? The holidays are over
No.127930
Anonymous
>>127929
not really. there's still new years.
and anyways we've been decently active lately, I doubt there was a sudden mass exodus
No.127931
Anonymous
>>127925
Only if she wants me to.
No.127932
Anonymous
Replies:>>127940
>>127929
I'm a bit sad, not going to lie, and soon new year is coming, preparing for that, I'm pretty occupied, still come here to read, and reply the most I can
No.127933
Anonymous
Replies:>>127935>>127936>>128112
>>127853
> bonnie has no anger marks around her
shes just there hanging out with her friends
No.127934
Anonymous
>>127889
> Lizzy with huge fangs
No.127935
Anonymous
>>127933
She doesn't enjoy the kill, she enjoys doing activities with her besties
No.127936
Anonymous
>>127933
She likes doing everything.
No.127937
Anonymous
Replies:>>127938>>127943>>128002
Can someone tell me something to motivate me to write?
No.127938
Anonymous
Replies:>>127939
>>127937
You will die someday, and you won't be able to write after that
No.127939
Anonymous
>>127938
That just makes me sad...
No.127940
Anonymous
>>127929
>>127932
wait til january you gloomy fucks
No.127941
Anonymous
Replies:>>127944
>>127929
Your whining and dooming is annoying and makes me want to post less each time I pull up a new thread and see it.
No.127942
Anonymous
>>127921
> Pavo NNN
> Pavo 2: DDD
No.127943
Anonymous
>>127937
I am truly grateful for every green you have written, anon. I will never forget all these emotions you gave me. Thank you.
No.127944
Anonymous
>>127941
Times are like this, anon, many contentfags are busy and rarely post content, because of which there is little activity, and already because of this some anons are getting anxiety.
No.127945
Anonymous
Replies:>>127946>>127947>>127971
Are there any interesting sections on 4chan at all, besides /co/?
No.127946
Anonymous
Replies:>>127961
>>127945
/v/ but it’s a bit hectic
No.127947
Anonymous
>>127945
I enjoyed the annual Anime Retrospective with Statler and Waldorf thread.
>I watched that 'Spice and Wolf' remake and it did a great job demonstrating a key concept of finance!
>Debt?
>No! Low interest!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
No.127948
Anonymous
Replies:>>127950>>127953>>128004>>128007
I have like 17 requests in the drafts for who-knows how long and I still haven't bothered drawing even one of them. Someone should kick me in the balls for my overwhelming laziness. Fuck, I hate myself.
No.127949
Anonymous
Replies:>>127951
Image:173533379814.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)172512500681.jpg
Found myself tied up and stuffed in a box Christmas Eve, only to have a huge disassembly tear it open and lift me out. I'm her human now.
No.127950
Anonymous
Replies:>>127962
>>127948
But I still love you, anon.
No.127951
Anonymous
Replies:>>127960
>>127949
Is she taking good care of you? If she gave you internet access, that's pretty good, right?
No.127952
Anonymous
Replies:>>127955>>127957>>127959>>127965>>127973>>127979
Image:173533405260.png(365kB, 1347x962)xi zeta.png
>>125209
>>125211
No.127953
Negev Anon Secundus
Replies:>>127972
>>127948
Which artist is this?
No.127954
Anonymous
Forgot to take the name off
No.127955
Anonymous
>>127952
I liek
No.127956
Anonymous
>Fun OC Facts!
P's favorite movie of all time is "Shallow Hal"
No.127957
Anonymous
>>127952
They're pretty tall for drones, but that makes them even cooler.
No.127958
Anonymous
Spacestation anon, are you still here?
No.127959
Anonymous
Image:173533444902.jpg(12kB, 719x472)jbc-traffic-safety-cones-18-tall--traffic-cone-prod-front-part-ss-p-orange-collar_1.jpg
>>127952
No.127960
Anonymous
Replies:>>127963
>>127951
Yes, but it all quite literally goes through her. I'm typing this on a keyboard display she's projecting on her belly while looking at her screen. Hold on, she wants me to look up a recipe for a oil-cream sauce for dinner tonight.
No.127961
Anonymous
>>127946
In the first thread about VR posted racist jokes about blacks and porn. Yeah, you weren't lying, anon.
No.127962
Anonymous
Replies:>>127966
>>127950
why
No.127963
Anonymous
Replies:>>127964
>>127960
Well, it could be worse. I've heard that they use some people as sources of blood for drinking, so you should make sure you don't suffer that fate.

Trust me, it's better to die than to be nothing but a pool of blood.
No.127964
Anonymous
Replies:>>127967>>127968
>>127963
Belly keyboard
No.127965
Anonymous
>>127952
I love the Ryuki visor
No.127966
Anonymous
>>127962
You made really many good arts, anon.
No.127967
Anonymous
Replies:>>127978>>127982
>>127964
>big drone gf giggling as you tap your fingers on her belly keyboard projection
>"Oooh, what are you looking up?"
>she knows exactly what you're looking up, because your search bar is on her screen
>search something lewd and you can hear the fans inside her start to whirr
No.127968
Anonymous
>>127964
Is it at least soft?
No.127969
Anonymous
Replies:>>127970>>127975
Image:173533608940.jpg(468kB, 2048x1423)GfxnBnDW8AIxf5d.jpg
No.127970
Anonymous
>>127969
h-hot
No.127971
Anonymous
>>127945
/out/ can be fun but depends on thread, /tv/ depends even more on the thread, /pol/ can be interesting too but is 98% bait and gorespam these days, /k/ is not much better since Ukraine war began.
No.127972
Anonymous
>>127953
assume it's the one who draws Ivory
No.127973
Anonymous
Image:173533656819.png(360kB, 812x618)1711916803618382.png
>>127952
Hey, waddya know. They exist now!
I love it , thanks for the piece, drawfriend.
No.127974
Anonymous
Image:173533658259.jpg(275kB, 1838x2048)Gf04KrkXUAAL7vn.jpg
No.127975
Anonymous
Replies:>>127977
>>127969
She's cute:3

But I wouldn't play with her mouth again.
No.127976
Anonymous
Sharkteeth everywhere just don't do it man
No.127977
Anonymous
>>127975
agreed
No.127978
Anonymous
>>127967
LEWD
No.127979
Anonymous
Replies:>>127980>>127998
Image:173533710099.png(1.74MB, 999x2094)KRRy-Ryuki.png
>>127952
>Tatakae
No.127980
Anonymous
>>127979
I thought the same thing
No.127982
Anonymous
>>127967
>You had like to write someone for help
>But she always sees what you looking up
>And you don't want to get involved in "bonding games"
>Never
No.127983
Anonymous
Replies:>>127984>>128009
Image:173533763314.png(51kB, 858x660)a5ee9994633b071fb10edc29abcd7e0c.png
> using a drones face as a screen
the idea amuses me
No.127984
Anonymous
Replies:>>127987>>127994>>128000
>>127983
Where did Jane put the wire?
WHERE DID JANE PUT THE WIRE?!
No.127985
Anonymous
Replies:>>127986>>127988>>127996>>128001
I kinda wish blackhand would add the ability to keep the snow overlay since it's both cozy and fitting to murder drones.
No.127986
Anonymous
>>127985
I think if you save the piece of code you could add it later? Editing the html of the page
No.127987
Anonymous
>>127984
Interior of mouth
No.127988
Anonymous
Replies:>>127996
>>127985
a snow button would be nice
No.127989
Anonymous
Replies:>>127991
space trucker mama drone, has a little extra padding on her chassis. runs on diesel and smokes like a chimney. has cute younger fellas waiting on her on half the planets along her route
No.127990
Anonymous
Replies:>>127992>>127995
Image:173533981500.jpg(1.49MB, 4036x4096)fc77994b63dceec823ad398b61a2bb14.jpg
>it is the year 3xxx
>you go to the store to buy a tv
>all the tvs are just drones- you are expected to watch tv by staring into their display
>want a bigger screen? buy a bigger drone
>by the time you get to the 85 inch "tvs" and above, the drones are getting ridiculously big
>their size is just another feature, the largest drones having wide hips to provide stability and support to your screen and soft, pliable bellies for you to sleep on as you stare up at their monitors
>one of the largest models gives you a wink and flashes her sharp, car-crusher teeth as you walk by
No.127991
Anonymous
>>127989
I need this green.
No.127992
Anonymous
>>127990
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
No.127993
Anonymous
Replies:>>128017>>128054
Image:173533996801.gif(630kB, 498x377)murder-drones-alice (2).gif
>>127852
Agreed! In part!
Not sure if this is a justification of it (depends on how your views in the end really), but I can explain why it happened and why 6 likely isn't all representative for their relation. Alice&Beau do have a fundamentally positive relationship since without Alice Beau would either have died long ago or never existed at all, depending on which take you go with (it can really only be one of two things and I think we know nothing in order to tell what's more probable- either Besu having been alive since CFL's active days and Alice having saved him during or in the very first days afzer the core collapse, while he was completely useless to her- or Besu having smh been activated later on to serve as labour to her, however pillbabies need two drone's code, so I personally believe the first).

Which relationship they had then hm, mother-son? Sister-brother (seen that take dur to possible very close age and dynamic)? Something else or inbetween, whatever it is, there is positive interaction in 6, very little, very vague, but it could show how things could usually have been, during less dangerous moments.
The first one is during the ambush (kinda questionable to use Beau as bait, but he was doing well and didn't seem upset by it, furthermore the mixed 'human'-WD-DD group did only further show Alice she should take them out by trying to shoot the baby immediately), they work together very well there.
The second is the very next and last positive onscreen (only partially) interaction of Alice and Beau, when Alice finds out Uzi is Nori's. Alice was not amazed initially, (judging of her tone and facial expression but that's obvious) but what was the first thing she did? Not 'torture Uzi because she is related to Nori'(the BS every brainlet offsite seems to believe), or even directly turn to Uzi to talk with her, question or berate her, no, the very first thing that came to Alice's mind, when she made such a rather remarkable discovery in their largely monotonous Underground live, was to call Beau and tell him, in a very happy and excited tone
>BEAU! We've got Nori's kid here! a-
til Uzi bit her. Only possible because Alice remained close enough to Uzi and letting her guard down, which Uzi full of foresight exploited.
That scene says a lot imo, Alice even set N and the 'human' aside, did not touch V, all to be ready when Uzi wakes up because she was as a WD that came down to CFL the most interesting one of the group (Alice could probably have taken the cores out of N and V very fast before Uzi woke up ). But upon discovering that 'interesting' WD was Nori's on top of everything else, the first thing she did was to tell Beau.

Then there is of courser the rougher later treatment, namely
>Back to the others!😾
And
>They can't leave the office IDJIT !
but those can be explained too, if it's justified depends on you.
The first one was due to Beau idling there without a thought evident on his 0\/0, I think Alice told him to get out there becuase he was in the way, would not like what was going to happen soon anyways, and maybe because Alice was somewhat mad at herself still due to letting herself get caught by Uzi like that earlier, maybe something along the lines of 'shouldn't have expected anything else from Nori's spawn' or so.
The second 'outburst' has a better explanation, realizing that Beau let the DD see the code, the very same DD that tried shoot the pillbaby on sight earlier, the very one that could have entered Alice's room and killed them both there (the door was still open at the time (green light)), Beau did fuck up there. Alice's response was rough, but I think upon realizing what happened there wasn't just anger bit also surprise and maybe some fear as well. Seeing Beau stand there 0/\0 doing nothing again didn't help him exactly.

One more thing that shouldn't be underestimated tho is how impactful that 'backstabbing' by Uzi was on Alice's mental state, she was very playful and while of course lightly deranged, Alice is a great conversationalist. Having that interaction with Uzi get interrupted by suddenly getting her finger bitten-not just a bit, but so hard it came off clean- and getting laughed at so ugly must have hit Alice pretty bad, it shows a lot.
Still, she's cute and good at heart
No.127994
Anonymous
>>127984
It's called adapter for a reason
No.127995
Anonymous
>>127990
I have a mighty need
No.127996
Anonymous
>>127985
>>127988
I want it too!
No.127997
Anonymous
Replies:>>128003>>128014
>grabbing Mac's fat tentacock straight out of his pants as he gives you a refill or Coke
>petting it like an anaconda, pressing down on the head and rolling it between your palms
>Mac desperately trying not to spill your drink as he quivers beneath your touch, his disassembly dong depositing a fat, sticky dollop of pre between your hands like a lotion dispenser
>you slip a $20 into his underwear and give him a slap on the ass before sending him back for more wings
No.127998
Anonymous
>>127979
TATAKAW
No.127999
Anonymous
Replies:>>128005
>>127918
Eh, just start over with Akita. Third time's the charm, right?
[Spoiler/]Also what is her relationship with Colt? Or is he permanently doing his own thing, away from all the family drama?[spoiler]
No.128000
Anonymous
Replies:>>128001
>>127984
I too like the idea of a snow button
No.128001
Anonymous
>>128000
(me)
Oops, meant for >>127985
No.128002
Anonymous
>>127937
If you don't write down and share your ideas in some way they might end up getting lost forever.
No.128003
Anonymous
Replies:>>128006
>>127997
Why femanons love the tentadick?
No.128004
Anonymous
Image:173534220858.gif(1.05MB, 320x180)Tm5kAd.gif
>>127948
No.128005
Anonymous
>>127999
Akita was a virgin birth she didn't see coming, and Colt's just a regular kid who's the only one in the family other than his grandpa who can go outside during the day.
... Would an Uzi who became a Solverpede using her original body as a cute puppet be less traumatized by Akita's birth and nature, or would she be even more traumatized because in addition to what she is in the actual fic this timeline's Akita's is also a living breathing reminder of what she sacrificed?
No.128006
Anonymous
>>128003
Now matter how big your drone bf gets, he'll always be able to fit at least some of it in.
No.128007
Anonymous
Image:173534248761.gif(487kB, 220x165)goku-android13.gif
>>127948
Would punching also work?
No.128008
Anonymous
Replies:>>128010>>128011>>128012>>128023
This quietness is defeaning
No.128009
Anonymous
>>127983
Doesn’t the cable get irritating?
No.128010
Anonymous
>>128008
…WHAT?
No.128011
Anonymous
>>128008
Man fuck you I was sleeping.
No.128012
Anonymous
Replies:>>128013>>128015
>>128008
When did things go wrong in your eyes
No.128013
Anonymous
>>128012
It’s taken us two days to get here
No.128014
Anonymous
Replies:>>128016
>>127997
>Beretta was sitting at a nearby table with her classmates at the time
>Because of the pressure of the robo-society, she was obliged to sit still, unable to move or turn off her sensors
>She was forced to watch it, from the very beginning to the "explosive" end
>She wanted to scream, but drank Dr. Pepper
>That Mac brought her
No.128015
Anonymous
>>128012
The post episode 6 break and changes
No.128016
Anonymous
Replies:>>128029>>128039
>>128014
Peepis
No.128017
Anonymous
Replies:>>128019>>128020
>>127993
>Alice is a great conversationalist
never thought about this but it's legitimately impressive how good she is at talking given how she was underground with nobody to talk to until she found/made beau– who is a mute so not much help there. her only other conversation partners would have been feral DDs, which again– not big talkers.
No.128018
Anonymous
I think once she had a home of her own– not just shelter, not just fortifications– a home– Alice would take great pride in it, and in making it as nice as possible
No.128019
Anonymous
Replies:>>128020
>>128017
Absolutely, imo she's the most charismatic character in the show
No.128020
Anonymous
Replies:>>128022>>128055
>>128017
>>128019
She is friend
No.128021
Anonymous
>>127397
>>127399
>>127400
It really is an inspired and appropriate choice, even as filler for the storyboard.
>Are you circling the drainpipe, getting off on pain like/ You're corrupted?
>I need to know where your loyalties lie
>Tell me, are you gonna bark or bite?
>Do you really wanna twist a knife in the belly/Of the monster?

>System failure
>Life is encrypted, you are modified
>Like a virus in a lullaby
>Artificial 'til the day you die, silly programme
>You're corrupted

>Wipe the system and back the fuck up
>You're a puppet, when they cut your strings off
>Don't come crawling back, you're on your own
No.128022
Anonymous
Image:173534446140.jpg(110kB, 842x642)IMG_20241029_001838.jpg
>>128020
Our dear friend
No.128023
Anonymous
>>128008
It's not. You're just terminally here.
No.128024
Anonymous
Replies:>>128025
Can Cyn give me a smooch?
No.128025
Anonymous
>>128024
>"Ey C can you make me a sandwich?"

>"[Casual] No."
No.128026
Anonymous
Replies:>>128027>>128028>>128030
MURDER DRONES EXTERMINATION - Official Trailer || Fan Animation Film || [GMOD]youtube thumb
God I wish there is more solver war content like this
No.128027
Anonymous
>>128026
I love it
No.128028
Anonymous
>>128026
Barney Calhoun is canon in the murder drones universe
No.128029
Anonymous
Replies:>>128032
>>128016
Fuck, why is that so funny?
No.128030
Anonymous
Replies:>>128034
>>128026
For being made in Gmod is not bad.
No.128031
Anonymous
I can fix Cyn I just chose not to.
No.128032
Anonymous
>>128029
Cuz it is
No.128033
Anonymous
Replies:>>128035
>>127923
>>127921
Harper has to beat up Pavo to keep him from nutting while her kid is in the base
No.128034
Anonymous
Replies:>>128036
>>128030
Bro you should watch this
Tasty Cools 8: Stations of the Coachyoutube thumb
No.128035
Anonymous
Replies:>>128037
>>128033
>Pavo when techieanon is around
Half-Life 2 : G-Man's Lurkeningyoutube thumb
No.128036
Anonymous
>>128034
It feels Gmod animated, but it is very amazingly done, I will watch more than the start later.
No.128037
Anonymous
Replies:>>128038
>>128035
When did Pavo nutted on corporal Shepard?
No.128038
Anonymous
>>128037
When you weren't looking.
And he'd so it again.
No.128039
Anonymous
Replies:>>128040>>128042>>128044>>128046>>128049
Image:173534587878.png(104kB, 465x606)1711577183923791.png
>>128016
>you order a warm glass of peepis
>Mac sighs under his breath as he pulls his shorts down and hefts his mighty manhood onto the dinner table, shaking the glass and silverware with a bang
>his tentacle dick wraps around the base of your glass, pulling it to the edge of the table before slithering in over the rim
>fwsssh
>the femcels at the table hunch over, their saucy nuggies forgotten, eyes focused on the scene in front of them
>several photos are snapped with phones, others holding their devices up to record the process
>Mac's eye twitches as the peepis pours from his penis, the carbonation of the drink feeling so good yet so very wrong as the fizzy cola quickly fills up the glass
>he sets the glass in front of you with an obviously forced smile, tucking his monstrous meat back into his pants
>only to get smacked in the shaft by the femcel sitting next to you
>she looks up at him with wide eyes and a smile
>she wants to change her order to peepis too
>Mac looks around the table, eyes narrowing, as one femcel after another raises their empty glass to him
>as if it has a mind of its own, his prehensile penis practically swan dives into the proffered cup
>just a few more decades of this and he can pay for drone university
No.128040
Anonymous
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>>128039
Filthy creature
No.128041
Anonymous
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nothing is ever getting posted to the booru again, is it
No.128042
Anonymous
>>128039
I can get breast milk but this is just soda piss. Do femanons find this hot?
No.128043
Anonymous
>>128041
What hasn't?
No.128044
Anonymous
>>128039
Femdrone is one of the most kissable things I swear
No.128045
Anonymous
Replies:>>128051
>>128041
Give me TIME bro, I'm GETTING to it
No.128046
Anonymous
>>128039
This is wrong in a couple ways
1) soda has to be cum
2) soda can only be dispensed directly into a femcel's mouth
No.128047
Anonymous
>>128041
I hope he returns
No.128048
Anonymous
Replies:>>128052
>>128041
most thats been posted lately has been posted before, or are wips
drawfriends should remember to upload their (finished) pieces
and tomoe was digging through old archives, which no one else is currently doing
people are busy
No.128049
Anonymous
Replies:>>128050
>>128039
If Mac "serves" Dr. Pepper like this, then Beretta... my God...
No.128050
Anonymous
>>128049
Don't worry, they shared a mortified look and Mac very quickly whispered "s'from'a'bot'l" before getting back in character.
It doesn't make it any less horrific of an experience for her.
No.128051
Anonymous
>>128045
If you're gonna do it, just do it. Ignore the Debbie Downer. Dude's got complaints all day but isn't gonna pick up booru posting himself.
No.128052
Anonymous
>>128048
I miss everyone
No.128053
Anonymous
>>127748
Found something else that is interesting?
No.128054
Anonymous
Replies:>>128059
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>>127993
I read all of this, and i agree! She's very misunderstood.
No.128055
Anonymous
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>>128020
She is wife material
No.128056
Anonymous
>>127748
Then correct the entry, you twat, or are you too busy polishing your ivory throne with your ass while look down on the people who try to complete the wiki
No.128058
Anonymous
Image:173534994964.png(2.61MB, 4000x4000)The cute Fly Drone.png
Hello Friends, I decided to make a new Thread.
>>128057 >>128057
>>128057 >>128057
>>128057 >>128057
>>128057 >>128057
>>128057 >>128057
>>128057 >>128057
No.128059
Anonymous
>>128054
rare fiend Alice
No.128112
Anonymous
>>127933
Something about Bonnies forced happiness in all scenarios unnerves me
No.128126
Anonymous
>>128041
I'll post something in the booru if the image interest me
No.147881
Anonymous
>>127136
gentlemen, please remove this image.
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