/md/ - Murder Drones

to the owner of the N unit in the interactive geode exhibit: please retrieve your drone at your earliest convenience and pay for the 37 geodes he has consumed, thank you.

>>138040
She saw the search history

Does DDanni get nightmares and out of body experiences from both being eaten alive, eating someone alive, and that someone being himself, all at the same time?

>>138046
Can I have that one image with N and Lizzy meme

>>138046
I made that thread down there, lol
Man, those were the days

>>138045
Akita being a school mascot is somehow fitting

>>138048
oh wow lol
>>138047
the what?

Is this Danni?
Half Life 2 but Shephard Replaces Alyx

>>138043
Its like a mix of euphoria and the greatest pain that not even man can know.

>>138032
>Though i’m kinda surprised that Pavo doesn’t see Danni’s acting out some of the DD personality as a form of trauma coping.
Even if it is that, it's still salivating over how your own body tasted as you were torn to shreds and consumed by your current body.
There are a lot of coping mechanisms that are safe, but fucking weird and best not spoken of in public.

>>138051
Danni if he was in the navy and not the corps.

>>138055
that uhhh
that doesn’t say Lizzy

I don't know why the idea of Pavo being racist tickles me so much

>>138046
> N with tongue out
someone post the Fem!N version

lying on a big comfy bed with my drone wife, her thighs gently hugging my neck as I kiss and bury my face in her soft tummy

>>138039
kek

just woke up and found out i missed a whole ass game of gartic phone
God damnit, I hate time zones, I almost always miss most of the fun because I'm asleep

>>138045
good comic, but why do you go out of your way to call yourself MilkAnon?

>>138045
> monster girl sex
damn, i should've studied engrish 102
> dr.ones soda
> fugue candy
> mlems
> keeter posters

it's funny seeing all the oogis with their comically tiny sizes going about as normal people

>>138059
loli cyn real

>>138059
hhhoouuhh cripplewife

>>138056
Oh, I must have misread it

>>138059
Interesting

>>138059
God, she just look like Tessa

>>138034
>Uzi is a normal human femcel NEET that gets hit by a bus causing her to wake-up as a robot
>Uzi now has a sister that has incestious desires for her because this is an anime so it has to be creepy as fuck
>Uzi is practically a rapist as she takes advantage of a blind N to stuff more body parts in his mouth only being humorously stopped by V before she does something actually sexual
>The plot armor joke is an essential part of the plot and is constantly shoved in your face to remind you that this is a comedic anime and totally not a softcore porno
>For some odd reason J owns a whip and has a giant healthbar because video games???
>The Solver powers come with an unlockable skilltree and Uzi immediately discovers she has them in episode 1
>J joins the group for 8 episodes in season 1 of 5 before going Solverpede
>Both V and J for some odd reason thirst over Uzi for literally no reason
>N is basically braindead
>Uzi's sister is full-on yandere and attempts to murder N, but it's played off for humor
>Doll is immediately Uzi's rival in episode 2 and has the most complexity, which is ultimately destroyed in season 3 when she joins what is essentially Uzi's harem
>The Solver is more present sometimes just showing up to taunt them or joining them for the beach episode
>Every few episodes there's a new DD or Solver abomination they have to fight, you can tell which ones are going to be main stays or one offs depending on whether or not they have massive breasts
>Lizzy and Thad are minor antagonists, stereotypical popular snobs until eventually Thad redeems himself by thirsting over Uzi
>Emily is actually more present, but she's always needing to be saved from the monster of the week and has this really fucking annoying scream that just won't stop because the voice actor was told to scream for 90% of her lines
>Alice is an actual deer goddess and it's never brought up or questioned
>Nori appears as her Kitsune OC and it's only briefly questioned before the subject is changed because ha ha funny, which only causes the fanbase to seethe with anger
>Obligatory JoJo references
>Giantess episode with short vore scene
>Tons and tons of filler episodes which are mostly about literally fucking nothing, an entire episode is dedicated to V, J, and the other DDs added to Uzi's harem comparing boob sizes through a weird competition, this episode also releases after an extremely important plot revelation so fans are forced to watch this shit
I think that covers it?

The time is night. . . The Abby and Roland green is nearly done. . .

>>138049
She's a silly!

>>138072
Good, but it needs to fit current trends more.
>The Solver is also the universe's system or some shit and is actively hostile towards Uzi, fucking her over randomly for drama
>Everyone beats N to death because of a wacky misunderstanding, he regenerates so it's fine that V stomped his head in
>Random ageplay episode where the antagonist wants to put the main characters in playpens and diapers, because I'm still mad that this exact thing randomly shows up outside of Yakuza side stories
>The manga cut out half the important LN scenes and the anime cuts even more, so the plot is disjointed and makes no sense
>Ending is rushed

>>138075
>The age play bit
What the actually fuck, I am a loss for words

>>138057
For some reason I've just been writing a bunch of weird things into Pavo like that. I guess I wanted him to have a bit more nuance than "cute gay SD thirsts for technician"?

Better than Pavo being serial killer or something like that. Makes him feel more grounded and not psycho

>>138046
I don’t get it.

>Roland is back at base.
>Nightly checkups on his squadron's Sentinel Drones has him so bored he wouldn't mind chucking grenades at shadows to kill the time.
>He wouldn't even have to do these checkups if whatever prankster who's been going around the base fucking with their sleeping quarters and charging stations were a smidgen less retarded.
>Well, he'd probably have been put on some duty to kill time anyways. Overstaying his welcome (and nearly welcoming death's embrace a few too many times) earned him scorn from the Ice Queen, who was ironically the only one of his superiors he respected.
>Finally make it down the long winding hall to the last Sentinel Drone's quarters. Roland almost feels tempted to snatch a grenade from the half-empty crate he passes just to throw it in the face of whoever agreed that this would be a good punishment for him.
>Wait, why's it half empty? Eh, it doesn't matter. He has a job to do before he can fuck off and try playing strategy games with one of the Sentinel Drones he knows doesn't snitch.
>He opens the door.
>Something metal smacks against the back of Roland's head and a cold, thick liquid coats his neck.
>"The fuck?" Roland whips his flashlight around.
>There's a red-eyed, gangly-looking Worker crouched in the back of the room.
>"Did you like it?" She cackles so hard and so long it isn't even annoying. It's creepy, and almost dangerous.
>Roland recognizes this drone. Lucy. Ice Queen ordered they bring her back to keep an eye on after encountering her as the sole survivor in a Solver-infested town.
>"Very funny, very funny."
>"But it's not SUPPOSED to be funny. You just walked right into a boobytrap and all you're gonna do is. . . yell? You know, I'm starting to think you're not afraid at *all*---just annoyed."
>"I am annoyed. Where's the Sentinel Drone?"
>Lucy pouts, then she stands up and pulls a belt studded with *things* from behind her back. Roland blinks. The thing's got grenades tied to every inch of it.
>"So that's where those went. . ." He mutters, eyes finally widening in a panic. "Hey! Don't you set those off!"

No idea why I made this other than feeling like it tonight.

Part 1/2?

>>138082
Cool and hideous, nicely drawn

>>138082
BAW gawd

>Check the booru
>The greentext where the "psycho Pavo" nickname showed up isn't on there, but Pillar's is
Fuuuuck, I don't even know how long ago that was, I'd be hunting through every previous thread for it aaaaa.

>>138072
Who bent your boner?

>>138083
those photos were me gathering screenshots that i used as the images for my “J forces N to swallow his own tail and then he vomits profusely” greentext

>Today was a beautiful day here on the blue marble that is Earth.
>The birds were chirping, the temperature was perfect, the sky was a beautiful blue and there was not a single dark cloud in sight.
>And for a day like this, It only felt about right for myself to start a barbecue in the backyard. A small one of course.
>Though I only cooked up whatever burgers and hotdogs I had left in the fridge. Despite that however, I had plated just about enough for me and a few others.
>Speaking of a few others…
>“Hon, Kids, Food is ready!”
>On cue, my kids –– one boy and one girl –– bolted out of the house and ran into the backyard.
>“Daddy! Daddy!”
>They chanted in unison as they tackled my waist as I was carrying the plate of food to the picnic table. Good thing they’re still small, if they were any bigger then I would have been laid to the ground and had spilled all the food.
>“Now, now, children...”
>Well… isn’t that a voice that’s like music to my ears.
>Coming out of the house was the love of my life. Wearing the sunflower patterned dress and summer hat that I had bought her for our anniversary.
>Lily still looked as beautiful as the day I had married her.
>“…What did we say about tackling your father while he is carrying something?”
>Her voice spoke softly like any motherly figure would, but along with came a subtle scolding tone like any parent would have. And like magic, it did the trick. The kids let out a groan as they let go of me to sit on the table.
>“Thanks for that Lily, don’t know what I would do without you.”
>“And I don’t know what I would do without you, you silly lug.”
>We both softly laugh before sharing a small peck in the lips (much to our kids dismay). After that, I sat the food down on the table, took my wife’s hand and sat down together.
>“Can we eat now dad? I’m starving~.”
>“Yeah, Can we eat? Can we eat?”
>“Now Aaron, Samantha, we have to be patient first. We still have one more person to–“
>“AIR-BUD!”
>…Well speak of the devil.
>upon hearing that all too familiar nickname and seeing my kids’ faces light up with. I turned around to my lifelong best friend Danni standing on the other side of my fence.
>“Uncle Danni!”
>My children shouted in joy upon seeing him.
>“What took you so long D? Food was starting to get cold without you.”
>“Oh I know that’s a lie Buddy, you ain’t fooling me.”
>Danni laughed before hopping over my fence with one clean swoop.
>“Nice to see you again Danni, is your wife joining us today?”
>“The misses? Nah. She went out to do some “girl time bonding” with her friends in the woods or somethin’. So I was kinda stuck at home by myself until Buddy called me and said that he was doing a barbecue. So not only did that give me an excuse to leave the house, but it also allowed me to spend time with my family, which is you guys of course.”
>“Heh-Heh, Guilty.”
>I chuckled before raising my hand.
>Danni took the empty space next to mine. Despite being merely childhood friends, I had always thought of him like a brother to me. Someone who had my back through thick and thin.
>“Well, what are you waiting for Buddy? Let's dig in!”
>He is the greatest friend that I can ever ask for and I am happy that he is a part of my life.

1/2

Hey… you guys want to be hit in the feels?

Harper’s favorite movie? Old musicals from the early to mid 20th century with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly and whatnot.
Pavo? Fight Club

Which is worse? Pavo's western racism against DDs or Switch's asian racism against DDs?

>>138095
Solver's eldritch racism against DD's.

>>138096
Don’t ask the solver the name of her mutant cat

>>138097
He name is jerry

>>138097
>(SHOCKED EXPRESSION) Is...Is that a disassembler?
>(VERY GIRLY SCREAM) AIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGER MAN!!!!!!!!

Akita kissing!

>>138099
>meow…

>>138045
Holy Kino.

>born too early to princess carry a tiny industrial robot
>born too early to be princess carried by a tiny industrial robot

>>138060
Damn traitor to humanity.

>>138072
Somehow it really looks like the plot of an really isekai anime.

>>138073
Yeah!

>>138084
LUCY GREEN!

>>138082
Brutal.

>>138104
He shall be executed swiftly

>>138092
Anon, you've already kicked me in the gut, so go and finish me off.

>>138091
I remember that

The style of posting aliceanon and sometimes Izzylualee do is very similar to how some people on discord and twitter post which is damn annoying.

Ahh the Alice fag hasn't taken his meds yet, cool. Maybe we can ask him how to summon the solver to makes drones a reality, I'm sure he has some schizo arcana knocking about in his noggin

>>138114
>>138113
Man, what the fuck?

now that Elffag is gone Elf and co are public domain

Goodnight anon

>>138116
Wait, what do you mean he is gone?

All traitors to humanity must be exterminated along with their vile offspring.

>>138120
Ok buddy, you first

>>138121
NTA but I fought to protect humanity. Why should I die?

>>138118
Pavo
>I'M GAY
John
>FUCK MY LIFE
P
>EAT CUNT TILL I DIE
MG
>NO MONEY NO HONEY
Tessa
>CHEERS CUNT
HumaN
>I <3 BLACK PUSSY
Strychnine
>I WILL RAPE U
M
>I <3 PUSSY
U-Unon (in his sleep)
>I AM A FAGGOT
R
>FUCK MY ASS
Beretta
>I <3 MY BOYFRIEND
L
>FUCK NOW

>>138121
I didn't spill my blood for these bastards to walk around like nothing happened.

>>138124
Based!
>>138126
Holy based!

>>138128
Y's ass:3

>>138118
Buddy
>WHAT THE FUCK

Danni
>I’M NO LADYBOY

DD-D
>I AM A COCK

>>138131
>I AM A COCK
Holy shit, my sides!

>>138134
No:>

>>138045
>Chasing berris that only ever existed in their heads
That's deep

>>138134
If she didn’t want people staring she’d wear pants

>>138064
there will be another in the future probably, it was very silly

>>138073
😲

>>138092
Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh, maybe we should get off this ride while it's not moving anymore

What are the differences between human-sentinel_drone and human-disassembler_drone hybrids? After all sentinel drones are based on disassembler drone K, but they have different code giving them immunity from solver and a different chassis.

I can't imagine dirty things with smiledrone. I don't know why, but every time I try to think of something dirty with it my brain literally refuses to imagine it, not as a sketch, not even as a text, nothing, just nothing.

>trying to talk distances and measurements with Mac but he only really understands when you describe things by how many football fields in length they are

>>138045
Is Akita a Big Brother-esque figure in the bugdrone universe? Big 'Keeter is watching you.

>>138144
Kek

>>138143
Even holding hands?

>>138145
I hope the 'keet isn't watching me, no reason to scar her.

>>138147
Geez, anon, that's too much.

>>138118
>N-11X110110
I <3 YOU

>N’s wife
I <3 YOU

>Shepherd
I <3 MY MOM

>U+1F913
FUCK MY LIFE

>Izzdrone
DR. CUNT

>>138150
Why do I want to see Shepherd in a Hitler costume even more?

>>138092
is that angst? did you just sprinkle a gallon of angst into my bowl of "haha funny friend was turned into a dd and is a girl now haha"?
based

>>137915
U-Unon definitely isn't getting enough sleep with all that going on, I prescribe melatonin

>>138151
>>138150
Nta but who was Sheperd again?

>>138113
wat
wdym about me
genuinely asking

>>138157
O i see I thought he was a drone, but he seems based anyways

>>138141
Oh no.

>>138155
He is a son of Izz and one of the broken copies of N: n-11x110110, from a the femanon's home AU.

He's a hybrid of a human and a sentinel drone, but looks like a human himself, plus he also has a sexy DD brother nerd racist u+1f913.

He also has trouble seeing drones as living beings, so yeah, Izz has an interesting family.

>>138035
>Dr.one's Booru
wait a fucking second

>>138162
I always have to wonder how U+ would feel if he knew there's an abnormal amount of humans lusting after him, and not girls, either.

>>138163
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PRESIDENT BUGRETTA? I PISSED ON THE FUCKING BOORU YOU IDIOT!

>>138170
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
the Ones' Space Piss Cannon isn't shaped like the ARK but an actual dick, meaning that it's basically just a floating censor bar

>>138169
Hell yeah, thanks.

>>138167
>hover tank painted in resistance colors
Veterans finally decided to straighten this shit out after all, huh?

>>138173
doesn’t the presence of jcJ implies that this is pre solver war?

>>138174
Did JCJ disappear into the post good ending? Well good for them, fuck them.

If Pavo's just racist but not a serial killer in the PGE, who is it then?

>>138177
Looks like he serves on the police force.

If DDs live in our society as regular citizens, then we need someone who can stop them if they start committing crimes.

>>138177
I don't think any of the ones we have (aside from the K series) would fit the bill. Maybe a new one.
Then you have a story where a self-styled noir detective DD has to work with Pavo to catch the serial killer.

>>138166
He would be discouraged.

>>138180
>>138178
nta but didn't some anons say Switch or T could be potential DD serial killers? Maybe this DD detective and Pavo could be investigating a string of murders by either one of them. On the topic of a DD detective, you just reminded me of that one VERY old green with a Max Payne-esque DD who drinks antifreeze and is addicted to magnets like how the actual Max Payne is an alcoholic and is addicted to painkillers.

going back through the old threads, pillar got smacked on the 16th of december fyi
just remember that date going forward, in case he pops up again

>>138089
Pavo NNN isn't there either.
It's just sad really...

>>138185
i'm getting there, i've capped a hundred greens already and i've got class in ten :|

Anons, I'm gonna fuck a nandroid just to see drones seethe.

>>138189
Pray to God that giantdrone doesn't find out about this, or you know exactly what will happen to you.

>>138190
Pray tell, what will happen?

>>138191
She looks a bit like Izz.

>>138192
Not a bad lesson in drones anatomy, both external and internal.

>>138194
if it's really bad he's gonna have a burial at sea, of sorts

>>138196
>MD if it was made by Ville Kallio

Sterlingfags forever mogged by JcJensonGODS

>>138100
kissing who?

>>138126
> strych
> manowar shirt
uhhh

>>138171
YOU HEAR ME DRAWFAGS? I'M GOING TO TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR TABLET.

>>138213
Dude same

>>138196
> Cruelty Drones
The DDs actually are corporate killers (as well as full of eldritch meat)
Workers are very nihilistic about it all
AS runs JCJ

>>138196
Do you think J would like it on crueltyworld?
or would it finally snap her out of her corporation worship
I don’t even think the Absolute Solver could set foot on the planet without being annihilated by the archon grid

What do you think Doll and Emily's relation was like?

>>138218
> sysmbols
also they were officially listed as
> edit
> scale
> move
> rotate

>>138219
Seriously tho, the low chin on the AliExpress plushes isn't even that massive irl, it tapers back enough to fade without ruining the overall headshape that much, compared to the images they have in the shop, maybe gonna buy one after all

>>138220
Yeah, also iirc there is at least one variant missing. We got an official chart for AS symbols right? Did someone save it?

Is there here anyone left among us by now who didn't watch the actual episodes?

>>138223
It's impossible.

>>138224
Why isn't it possible? Droneanon did it too and he did for over half a year iirc

>>138217
Probably mainly teasing Emily with Lizzy.

>>138227
So easy. Surprised literally every other DD sent down there didn't think of that.

>>138223
I didn't watch the finale for a few months because I didn't want to accept that it was over

>>138227
not what happened and you know it

>>138227
>sparky poofs out of existence in the final panel
POWERFUL.

>>138232
I know...therer is no way that is intentional but it's still onscreen.

>>138232
Vanilla zombie drones don't regen. Only drones with eldritch meat in them do.

>>138235
Don't, anon.
Don't give in to the sadness.

>>138237
Nah, I'm too busy cuddling with my moth buddy

>>138238
You'd have a harder time finding someone here who hasn't already.

>>138236
she's not a vanilla zombie drone though. she was part of the witch program and therefore probably experimented on

Any cozy hmofd greens you guys have cooking

>>138244
Fesh Pince of Blair - No.

>>138244
Not green but drawings with Alice, two even, but I have too Italian work ethic

>>138243
>>138247
stupid sexy solver abomination

>>138246
>mfw as an American I walk faster than a Sicilian drives
Felt

>>138250
This art is very funny, actually.

do you think there are stereotypes and rumors about DD meat markets?

My exams will be over soon...
Soon...

>>138253
are you gonna post anything after that happens?

>>138247
Akita BUILT for rough plapping and impregnation

>>138255
> built
that's drones, you fool

>>138254
I'm hoping to start writing a greentext about the post-good ending, I am really drawn to this plot, but really, I've already tried to write two greentexts, but they turned out to be bigger than I expected and the end result seemed terrible so I just deleted them.

>>138258
>implying that’s not what I meant

>>138257
that's a shame. even if you thought they were poor quality, if they were finished you should have posted them anyhow. it's not like you'd lose credibility or anything since it's anonymous

>>138258
>>138259
>energetic little creature that bounces on it crazy style until she’s filled up like a balloon
woah

>>138261
Eep

>>138262
NO NO
T YOU!!!

Sorry but Anon is not going to cheat on Beretta with Akita. He already has children with Beretta and he's a faithful husbans.

>>138265
I propose a simple fix
>Anon marries Beretta
>𝐴non marries Akita

>>138266
OR fuse Beretta & Akita together into Beretkita

>>138261
>anon tries introducing akita to a "fun game"
>akita gets into it
>WAY too into it
>anon failed to teach her that he has limits
>akita proceeds to spend the next several hours bouncing on anon without stopping
>anon is left a drooling broken mess beneath her
>akita eventually stops
>says she had a great time with anon
>he just lies there twitching beneath her at this point
>suddenly she starts bouncing again, mentioning something along the lines of "round 2"
>rip anons pelvis

>>138265
Anon and Anon are two different people.

>>138264
Strike!

>>138268
¿Are you ready for round 2?

Pavo thighjob

>>138242
why does this look like a srpelo drawing?

>>138273
DROWNING in Pavo’s thighs
CRUSHED beneath his ass
the bed underneath you CREAKING with his weight
you can’t even wrap your arms around his ENORMOUS HIPS

>>138276
Huge ass tall bird faggot drone

Would Akita be a good mom by not ruining her relationship with her kids just like how Beretta is trying?