Hello my Friends. I hope you are doing great. Today I think we should talk about Drones, I know, pretty new concept, but I think it is a good idea. Have an amazing day. The remarkable Booru: https://dronebooru.co The elegant wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The reliable OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>136091
>>137062 >Did you mean Boogi on a stick sir? >No. >Beretta. On a stick.
>The Anon Wacdonald workers look stressed and worried, sweating bullets >They look to the Beretta worker at the cashier desk intently >They know what they must do
>>137073 >Has a load of PTSD from war with an added layer of watching people he cares about die horribly >Constantly reminded of that >Is living with/dating(?) the DD who did it (by technicality) He's probably better off not attending those meetings, and especially not with Danni
>>137071 >Eye thoughts:" man tessa really like to smile alot...And somehow be able to talk through her teeth...and hardly blinks..." >Eye thoughts are slowly piecing the clues together of the abnormalities of "tessa" >Eye thoughts click the pieces >Eye thoughts:"Holy shit she's an insomniac! I must get her some warm milk and a comfy blanket to help her sleep better"
>>137082 >Thinking a veteran and his unemployed technically-dead friend would have the cash to buy a new body, or that people would even be building those given how polarizing drones already are Lol, lmao >>137083 If Jane is in this timeline, we can assume she's probably included Abby might be as well, since Cyn isn't quite the malignant little cyst we know and love here Through in a handful of random commissioned officers, some enlisted or drafted men, maybe a security Carl or two and a few engineers or other ops guys and I think you have the local chapter of "Solvets Anonymous"
>>137087 Jane and Abby sitting across each other in the group therapy section, Jane wondering why this weird thing dripping blood all over her chair is staring at her with such intensity while her weird hair tail wags like a cobra.
>>137079 >He's mandated to go by the VA department, and decides to say as little as he needs to to avoid the obvious issue >Everyone introduces themselves, but refuse to speak of what they've been through, obviously >Except one guy who breaks and confesses that he's dating the old enemy >Some of the other members admit they're also in relationships with DDs to calm him down >Wait, looking closer... everyone here has that "I slept with one of the things that nearly killed us all" look >What the fuck?
>>137092 >asked the others if hypothetically, dead comrades can be brought back through the DDs >everyone looks at him as if he has grown a second head. >fuckingkillmealready.jpeg
I get that we have a lot of Uzi/N fankids and they come in distinct pairs, but I forget what those pairs are so I just mash them all together. In my world, Uzi's just (understandably) incapable of staying away from N's dick for more than a day at a time.
>>137107 He went a little cuckoo after being isolated on a planet for a couple of years. Then there’s the cryopod and the years he spent having the same nightmare in it.
>>137102 >The lump of metal and flesh shambles towards Uzi. >"Mother..." it gurgles. >Pieces of Beretta, Mac, Negev, every one of their children poke out from the sides, acting as grotesque, makeshift limbs that propel the hideous mass forward. >Uzi's too terrified to run. >N just holds his arms out as if the creature is coming in for a hug.
>>137117 >It's surprisingly calm >This pleasant outcome is attributed to the following: all of the drones in attendance being DDs and having human SO's, and the human vets having plenty of beer and lawn darts to fool around with
>>137114 >"Daddy, daddy, how did you and mommy meet?" >"She dived on my platoon during a march and brutally killed all my friends in front of my eyes, and finally cut off and ate my right leg, leaving me to die alone and surrounded by corpses." >"How romantic!"
>>137120 >Buddy gets invited to the cookout and gets to bring DDanni >When they show up, Buddy’s support group is there with their SOs. >all their SO are DDs who were actually in the solver war as well. >Danni turns to Buddy. >“I can see why you hang out with them.”
>>137125 But there arises the potential conflict that one of the DDs knew the original SD-D DDanni's reemergence and probable destruction of that personality/soul would be interesting to tackle, since those two poor schlubs can't outrun complications
>>137124 >"Well, I didn't think so at the time, but she came back later and said I was 'cute'. Ripped the leg off a random corpse, saliva'd it onto my body, and there we have it, good as new." >"What happened next, dad?" >"She fucked the shit out of me, son."
>>137123 Think Lizzy only does what Doll did with her parents and put her body at the kitchen table with a shroud over it, or do you think she tucks her body into her bed ever?
>N's wet nose... B-but N doesn't have a- >N's wet nose. Wet like a doggy's. His tail wagging as he presses his face against yours, licking you to wake you up.
>>137129 >"Let me get this straight: you ate his best friend in front of him and then pretended to be that friend to suck his dick? Fuck, bitch, you've always been unhinged, but this is a new level." >DD picks up two bottles of beer from the table and holds one out to DDanni >"Let's drink to that."
Would you shelter fugitive Akita in your little hideout in an abandoned mall? Would you lie when drones showed up asking after her, saying you never saw her?
>>137150 >"But I'm actually a man inside the disassembler drone." >"Yeah, and I actually traveled back in time and fucked George Washington." >DD grinned again and took another sip of beer >"I can't believe he fell for that identity swap bullshit. What do you even saw in such a dumbass?"
>>133510 One more beast to the Mist Islands line-up and this time is the arguable big daddy of the land, the one everyone else is on the menu of.
>while Konshi are among the most prolific hunters of the Mist Islands, they aren’t actually at the very top of the food chain, because despite how clever they are, sometimes brains can be pushed aside by brute strength and the Jaakushi is living proof of this >just like their Orca ancestors, Jaakushi rule over their land cetacean relatives with an iron fist, being the biggest land predators of the Mist Islands and among the biggest mammals of the Sengoku lands >they convergently evolved with the famous T-rex in more ways than just appearance, as they posses a devastating, skull shattering bite they use with lethal precision, with almost no animals on the islands being able to survive it with a scant few exception >don’t let their hulky appearance fool you, since just like bears, Jaakushi are able to run with surprising speed and for a fairly good distance, more than enough to catch up to their prey >their sense of smell is even more developed than that of Konshi, native folk often joking that an animal could die on one corner of the island and a Jaakushi all the way on the opposite side would know when the first drop of blood hit the ground
>>137162 >their large nostrils aren’t just to help them find food, though, as they can expand and allow blood vessels to pump a lot of fluid in them, enough to make them gain a red coloration, which they use to show off to the ladies, the brighter the color, the healthier the individual and thus increasing their chances to mate >unlike their ancestors and most of their relatives, Jaakushi tend to be solitary, with most of the interactions between members of their species happening while mating season is taking place, with the resulting couples being for life, however, older females often nicknamed “grandmothers” will sometimes visit their children and grandchildren if they know they’re in the area and help with rising their young, allowing the parents to hunt while they supervise the pups >while the flared up nostrils are mostly for courtshipping, they can also be used as a warning, sine despite their devastating bite, Jaakushi will mostly prefer to avoid confrontations that require them to get physical, the first warning being low growls and grunts, if this fails then they reveals their flamboyant display, making sure their aggressor sees the intense red; if this also fails and the fool still hasn’t backed down, that’s when they enter nutcracker mode >almost nothing from the native fauna dares to challenge a Jaakushi, so most hostile interactions come from teenage individuals wanting to pick up fights with the adults; it’s not unusual to see Jaakushi with deep scars on their faces, acting as reminders from their youth to know their place
I just realized that giving Uzi one regular eye and one yellow eye after eating the Solver singularity thing instead of that gross looking half and half thing would give her eyes like Spamton's sunglasses.
>>137166 >macro-Y is trying to paint you >"Hold, still!" she demands as she bites down on her tongue, concentrating on giving you the perfect paint job >you can't help but giggle and laugh as the man-sized brush head tickles your entire body, completely ruining macro-Y's artistry >she drops you to the floor, burying her head in her hands and begins to sob
>>137167 >Akita has a real sense of taste due to what she is, and she likes to cook >But her taste, and sense of proportion, is a bit odd >She is very eager to share her culinary discoveries with you >Hope you like the sound of a Fool's Gold Loaf
>>137179 The issue is volume. How much PB&J&B can you manage to eat in one go, before you break down and have to explain the concept of diabetes to her so she doesn't think her cooking sucks? Given she's a Solver thing, her metabolism is probably through the roof and she eats them for lunch.
Timeline where Akita and Colt jump timelines for the sole purpose of opening an Akita meat BBQ joint to compete with Beretta’s Solver Borgar >Q & Bet, in cooperation with SD-P presents: [NULL]’s Kitchen, Copper-9’s new hit drama/crime/romance cooking show!
>>137173 >The sight of a huge genocidal machine capable of turning you into a pool of blood and flesh at the touch of a finger, crying like a schoolgirl, makes you feel sorry for her >You feel a little ashamed that she's in such a bad place right now .Even though she's the one who grabbed you and your comrades to her house. Where the hell did a giant freaking house even come from?! >You roll up to her a paintbrush in the size of a tree and tell her you'll help paint yourself >She immediately stops crying and looks at you with her oval eyes >"Really?" >You answer positively and see the delight light up on her face
So apparently the Space King people were approached by a network who wanted to buy them, they responded by doing a merch sale where every purchase supposedly automatically sends the network a gif of them getting a mace shoved up their ass. Why didn't Liam do this with Cliffside?
>>137212 Exactly. Be professional about it. Drag them through a bunch of meetings about it and ask every dumb little question you can, make this acquisition something that takes them more than a few emails, waste their time and money. Then send the gif and block all further communication.
Terrible news: Cici's tits, after a solid month of Wagienon sucking on them, have been fully drained of chili and cheese This has never happened before and they are unsure of what to do since corporate was surprised by the news as well (they never manufactured refills) Is she finally free??
>>137220 >they never manufactured refills 7/11 ain't exactly a paragon of quality, but there's no way the same chili cheese has been festering in her tanks since day one of her unfortunate career. and if it somehow had been, anon would be dead
>>137223 They didn't really count on many people wanting the toppings I think Most people just slap ketchup on a hotdog and call it a day, not diarrhea fuel like drippy cheeselike fluid and ground up mad cow slurry
>>137227 okay sure, but she can only carry a finite amount, and that would run out in at most a month from customers buying hotdogs and nachos and shit
>>137220 >Cici was supposed to suffer some unfortunate workplace accident before now, so she's just... fired instead >The manager won't pay for proper disassembly, so he's going to count on an unemployed drone's natural lifespan to solve the issue >Cici instead goes home, tells Anon she's unemployed, and the two cry tears of joy >All it cost was her fat fucking titties
>>137243 >They embrace, tightly hugging as Wagienon pucks her up and dances with her in his arms >She nuzzles close >"I love you, I love you! You suck so much, I love you!" >"Of course babe! I'd be world's suckingest guy any day for you! Maybe this is what my parents meant when they told me I sucked!"
>>137245 >meanwhile, at Seven-Eleven Japan's HQ... >"Esteemed members of the board, I've received word from our American subsidiary that "it" has happened." >*gasps and choking gasps* >"I-impossible! They told us "she" was immune to "that"!"
Remember when writefriends came together to write their OCs interacting with eachother in mundane things like camping? Why doesn't that happen anymore?
>>137251 >7/11 Japan dispatches it's most highly trained warriors to try and defeat the world's biggest sucker and steal Cici to crack the secrets of Wagienon's Ultimate Suckage technique >Will the two lovers be able to deter the Four Legendary Generals (as in general managers) and save the world from the oceans being turned into chili cheese?
Old /md/ was better, damn kids ruined the threads, back in my day only Anons were OCs! Now we got too complex stuff that makes my brain hurty, why can't we just have an OC with a singular gimmick and zero character development? Or even better, just a standard self-insert that everyone acts OOC around and simps for! Now that's a real greentext! Don't even get me started on the fact that people no longer care for Copper-9's original setting, what's wrong with it!? What! Skeletons and empty snowy landscapes too boring for you!?
>Got into an argument with FemN after I said that I can't spend all day in bed drinking her milk while she strokes both my heads >Lost Her arguments are too compelling...
>>137267 >Don't even get me started on the fact that people no longer care for Copper-9's original setting, what's wrong with it!? What! Skeletons and empty snowy landscapes too boring for you!? This but unironically.
>>137281 The crlnge of allowing Jane to get off scot-free makes me mad, Abby did nothing wrong Make Jane the abomination, let Abby be free (and B would still be alive too since Jane is actually retarded)
>>137284 One second I'll fix that. >Jane screamed as she burned in hell. >Abby watched from a distance as Uzi held open the portal. >"So... hell's real?" Abby asked. >"Guess so." Uzi shrugged. "Should we help?" >"Eh. I mean she, by definition, deserves it." >"Guess that makes sense..." Uzi took another look at Jane and closed the portal. >Probably a bad influence on Beretta anyway.
>>137296 It's not enough, it'll never be enough She has to help Anon gather the tools to undo her fuckup or, barring that, self flagellate until she's bled dry
does anyone have that image of alice without lighting peering over the stack of ovens from that glitch inn event? I keep forgetting to download it when it's sent here
>Buddy and DDanni are having an argument over something stupid like typical bro fashion and Buddy is losing. Hard. >“Okay you know what?” >in a middle of DDanni’s rambling, he grabs his friend by the hips and lifted him up in the air. >This causes DDanni to freeze up un the spot. >“Ha! That would teach you!” >DDanni’s head finally began to move as she stiffly moved it down to look at Buddy. >Her yellow eyes has now changed into hearts and now was heavily breathing. >“Uh-oh.” >Buddy messed up. Now he will be eaten. >Sexually. >And passionately.
>>137318 She's still alive and she's not suffering any worse than John and she caused all her own personal problems by leaving B to die instead of falling on her sword Abby didn't do anything wrong, just try to maintain order and rules, then got screwed over for it
>>137318 Jane: Forced to forever live knowing that most of all that went wrong was her fault and she is directly and indirectly responsible for an immense loss of human life because of her selfishness.
Abby: Forced to live as an abomination forever hunting and killing her own soldiers, stuck in a decaying, painfully half-aware state after being fucked over indirectly by Jane and B.
To be honest Abby definitely got it worse but yeah Jane also is pretty fucked.
>>137312 Step 1: do not argue with a female DD, especially a DD that behaves like a tomboy, about fashion Step 2: do not initiate supplies to shut a DD up Step 3: always have medical insurance
>>137323 >Jane also is pretty fucked But ultimately it was HER fault, not anyone else's except Cyn's and that's a given in the environment Jane screwed up and faced consequences, while Abby did nothing wrong and got fucked for it It's like a horror movie where a moron trips every trap and makes it out while the guy who did everything right gets his face pulled off
>>137324 Is it okay to give them uppies while they're in a sleeping state? I have to constantly relocate the DD's back to their quarters when they sleepwalk on the ceiling in my planet's drone base, so I've just given at least 2 dozen DD's uppies.
>>137327 Oh yeah absolutely. In terms of who's more fucked, it's Abby, even if Jane is also fucked. Abby also didn't really deserve anything at all since she was just doing her job. It's why I want to write a green where she gets some love and appreciation. Something nice to prelude her new eternity as a lobotomized killing machine.
>>137330 I'm not forklift certified, that's why they've just been telling me to use a muscle exo-suit when performing the nightly checks. . . Am I screwed? I've woken up at least three times this week to skittering on the hallway ceiling just outside my room, and only mine.
>>137331 >It's why I want to write a green where she gets some love and appreciation. That would be based as fu- >Something nice to prelude her new eternity as a lobotomized killing machine. I swear to God you absolute chafe, you better let her have a win without some kind of twist
>>137334 You haven't been in the exosuit while doing it, right? You know it has a mode that lets you operate it remotely, like the technotrousers in Wallace and Gromit, right?
>>137312 >Jumpcut hours later at a hospital. >Buddy is laying down on a hospital bed with cast completely around his pelvis. >DDanni is sitting next to him, giving buddy a guilty smile.
>>137323 >sure, Abby is in constant agony and maintans just enough of herself to occasionally glimpse the horror of her existence >but Jane is really sad :( >so they're both fucked
>>137331 To be fair her obsessiveness was her undoing putting herself in a poor situation which got her fucked up. actually this is a good opportunity to link the mega long abby green because its not in the booru and someone needs to upload it >>117741 >>117742 >>117746 >>117748 >>117750 >>117801 >>117803 >>117828 >>117842
>>137337 >"Look, DDanni..." >"Y-yes!?" >"I've gotten over the 'banging my homie' thing since you're basically a chick now, but did you have to hit my pelvis with a hammer a couple times afterwards and fracture it?" >"I hallucinated a game of whack a mole with your dick. Sorry." >".... and somehow you missed it with each hit."
>>137335 What would be a good win, what would be a good win. . . Hmm, my writer brain tells me having her and the main green OC getting together is not only the best ending, but it would appeal to my Liampilled writer's brain.
>>137338 >Jane is really sad :( Average female character development in modern media, pain Don't get me wrong, Abby is much more compelling than Jane as a tragic character because of the senselessness of the suffering, but dammit I don't want her to suffer
>>137336 Wait, you can do that? They've been telling me to operate it with me still in it. What will happen now? I've been manually giving them unintentional uppies for two weeks straight now while they're asleep.
Just thought of something, why don't Sentinel Drones also kill Worker Drones? You'd figure humanity at this point would want any and all forms of non-controlled Drones/""AI"" destroyed out of fear
>>137348 I liked the Green AU where Jane had a second Escape Pod for her and dragged her dying body there trying to get it fixed up and Bonnie was so disgusted by her she spat blood in her face. Jane suffering
>>137355 Nothing, don't worry about it. Don't bother with locking your doors tonight since they'll get in anyway and you'll have to pay to replace the mechanisms that get destroyed.
Since Solver War veterans are currently the hot menu item, I figure I'd share a greentext idea that's been tickling my brainworms >AuthorAnon interviews a venerable Solver War veteran who witnessed the Proxima invasion first-hand >Venerable Veteran recounts all the extensive time & resources the recently founded Federation put towards the inevitable invasion in the years-long interim (for reference Earth & Sol fell in 3002-3003, whereas Proxima was attacked in 3011) >Venerable Veteran also recounts how, in spite of the 'Humanity Fuck Yeah!' attitude & basically blank check for cutting edge military hardware, the tide of the invasion still turned in The Solver's favor with speculation that Cyn had the invading force actively pulling their proverbial punches to keep the war from being "boring" >Venerable Veteran winds down with his recount with some of the more noteworthy horrors unleashed upon him & his fellow defenders, and concludes with how he miraculously made it out alive
>>137388 (me) I was going to say something like >What if Canon/OCs were a drink? What would they taste like? But then it dawned on me, this is probably some Anon's fetish, right now there is an Anon with a raging hard-on begging me to type about this more and that fact alone scares me
Fun Grunt Drone Fact: >early in development, GDs were intended to operate as a hivemind >the idea being that a squad with a singular shared consciousness would possess perfect coordination and be more effective >however, the base AI couldn't stand up to such a drastic modification. >initial tests revealed that assigning such a squad multiple different tasks resulted the controlling AI experiencing a fatal mental overload, rendering the entire squad nonfunctional >ultimately, this research was reworked into the grunts' psycomms system
Ans good ideas as for what Alice and maybe Beau or someone else too could be doing there? It's meant to be the woods near Camp 98.7, there's a tower visible too but doesn't show yet Weird colouring is not real, but otherwise there is zero depth and all is blurred whenever I try to take a pic of it
ive kinda been sitting on the idea of a green about a Sentinel drone mission taking place on earth, Eather during its assimilation or after (taking place on one of the floating chunks) unfortunately ive kinda writen my characters into a place where they couldn't possible have been able to deploy on earth before the war ended. This would've been one of Avre's war story's
How it would've worked was a few squads of sentinels where deployed to take out assimilated satilight/radio towers that where transmitting orders across space.
But his took place in the final months of the solver wars, so everything was notable slow in responding to the attacking, and this was about the time the teams started noticing, so while they cleaned up they captured a few (nearly dead from overheating/starvation) DD's for interrogation.
Turns out before everything went silent order-wise, one last message was sent out galaxy wide to all DD Squads: >Return to copper-9 for reassignment
Most squads who still had functioning pods left and the ones who dident ether tried to repair their damaged pods or started fighting eachother for what little material was left to consume.
Over the next few months many pods would be found, ether an out of fuel or its occupants dormant due to starvation or stasis.
Eventually copper-9 was reached and established as a exclusion zone while they tried to figure out what the hell was going on. By then Uzi was firmly the host now, and was attempting to recollect all the DD's to figure out what to do with em (even if it means just putting them down if they are all as mindless as cyn said they where)
Contact is finally made with copper-9 and eventually, the Solver host.
What follows is months of discussion, negotiations, and all the fun shit that comes with trying to de-escalate a galaxy wide genocide war.
Eventually they would've lead to actual peaces talks and the start of a "post war good ending scenario" but i haven't really thought past this point.
otherwise its just an idea i wanted to get out of my head, feel free to do anything with idc
>>137426 all I saw was a glimpse and that was more than any man should ever have to see. here's a palette cleanser for anyone unfortunate to have opened that.
>>137430 also my brain saw that mirror as a coffee mug in the thumbnail and now I'm thinking of Alice storing mugs and cutlery on her antlers while she's in the kitchen
>>137425 for context behind the image, it was about of the Defiance MMO 2012 E3 trailer: DEFIANCE - E3 2012 Trailer | FULL HD A mmo i played a fuckton back in the day and a place im probably gona steal alot of outfit/gun designs from as studys
>>137425 >What follows is months of discussion Mostly in the form of telling Uzi they don't have anything that can remove the Solver from her and safely contain it so that she can be normal-ish again. Poor kid really doesn't want to be an extradimensional centipede anymore.
>Here you were, in the back of a half-refurbished arcade, sitting in some kind of driving game next to a weird, drone-shaped meat thing >Not that you'd ever call Akita a 'thing', she was your purple little friend >She ran into you when looking for a place to hide, apparently running from herself >Nothing serious, just the flight all sapient things desire, an escape from their problems >Your presence provided relief, at least >You were so far removed from her world that she could vent to you without worry, mention every single problem she had >None of her friends at home felt real, and sometimes she'd see her own brother looking at her with something like disgust >Rather than talk, you put a hand on her little shoulder, and she leans towards you, sighing >"I'm glad I can talk to you," she says >You crack a bad joke about meat having to stick together, getting a snorty giggle from her >You spend a bit on the hard plastic seats, before discomfort sets in and you suggest moving to an actual set of couches >Lying on one, you look over at Akita as she looks away from you, finding anything else to stare at >"Hey. Do... do you like me?" she asks, her cheeks turning more purple >You nod, telling her she's good company, and she smiles, running a set of claws through her hair >Sleep's starting to get a hold on you, and you yawn loudly, eyes drifting closed >Akita shifts, standing from her couch, walking over to you, and one slow blink later, she's lying on top of you, staring at you with her big glowing eyes >Her wings stretch, then drape over you like a leathery blanket >Either personal space wasn't something she knew about, or she was some level of infatuated with you >You'd have to hope she didn't go too far if that was the case, nothing good came of chasing a crush like that >But she was warm, comfortably so, and you simply let her have this for now >You brush her hair out of her face, and she smiles and wiggles in closer, eyes closing >Now if only she'd stop being so cute, because you were starting to feel something, too...
>>137433 Jane has it way better than Abby ever will She can still make happy memories and has the opportunity to evolve as a person and find peace in a good ending, Abby is just dead, lol. She died a loser and nobody cared and she’s likely never to be recognized as “Abby” post solver transformation except for by Jane, that’s even if she does Abby got shafted hard, couldn’t even fuck a private before dying
Why does the new government employ such hostile tactics towards the Solver War veterals? That's just asking for them to start a rebellion. They're trained soldiers, some of them even augmented, and there won't be anything stopping them if they band together
>>137280 It was an inherently lost battle, anon. She can literally turn you into meatloaf with one hand, what were you thinking arguing with a fucking genocide machine?
>>137454 Because it prevents them from uniting and leaves them crippled. The basic allowance is shit and you can't afford not just an augmetic but even a regular prosthetic, and the only way to make a decent living is to marry a drone and have kids with it, which eliminates the veteran from the opposition.
There are not just bastards that sit in government, but smart bastards.
I don’t understand why some drawanons create art out of spite, targeting specific individuals or parts of the fandom because it’s “funny” or to make them “seethe”. I don’t understand why anyone would want to intentionally inflict negative emotions on another person, to upset someone on purpose.
To help with keeping the solverflesh off of Abby's face after she's recovered post Solver War, Anon has to help apply essential oils to her face and give her lots of kisses after
I don’t understand why everyone else seems to enjoy the things that I find gross and repulsive, and why I’m the odd one out. Scrolling through these threads is hardly fun for me anymore because of how much I’ve grown to detest porn culture, rape romanticization, sexualization of everything. I don’t want to see it. It’s disturbing and upsetting to me.
>>137518 It's just that right now only horny anons like me have the energy to create content, the rest of the anons are burning out on deadlines and busy, but don't worry, there should be new, non-sexual, content coming soon.
>>137519 I kinda figured someone would say something like that. I’m not the pillar guy. I probably should just not be here. For how much love I have in my heart for my fave, he probably wouldn’t even like me. Not the real me, with my feelings and troubles. I’m sorry, I’m just upset today. I didn’t mean to do anything wrong. I love drones. Goodnight, anons.
>>137518 Sorry but wireplay (human on drone as god intended) and bloodplay are the only things that can wrangle my autism enough to allow me to focus and write stuff
>>137526 yeah it's already hard to take "why do people like things that I don't" seriously, but when you add "eww sexy robots? I want content that's not gross, like drones getting horny playing around in people's blood" then I couldn't give half a fuck about what you say
>>137532 Lets say that J will find out that "new Tessa" needs to eat as much as the old one, and there is not many sources of nutrition on Copper-9. Someone will get Solvered but there won't be any glug glug
>>137538 If they all wrote it together? It'd require twelve hours of prereading, have ridiculously convoluted plot points, kill off most of the cast by the end, somehow be a commentary on the evils of war, and peak really high before slamming back into the ground like that one flat earth guy's rocket did.
>>137539 >have ridiculously convoluted plot points, kill off most of the cast by the end, somehow be a commentary on the evils of war, and peak really high before slamming back into the ground like that one flat earth guy's rocket did. That's mostly true anyways, was that intentional? Not that the plot is ridiculously convoluted but that's the impression 19/20 or so viewers are left with and the kinda criticism cited on Wikipedia, most of the cast got killed off (N, Uzi, V, J and Lizzy remain), and 8 was depending on who you ask a massive disapointment
Ever noticed how in many shots Alice just dives down out of from and pops up somewhere else in a fraction of a second? Are there other scenes or characters that do that as well? I need to see that from further away..🧡
>>137561 Also regarding that one anon who asked some threads back what we would do if we could change a really minor detail of the environment only anywhere in the show (not place characters elsewhere was one of the rules I think) then it'd be making the button for door 03 no longer work(the 3 Sentinels would stay isolated from the office area), or have the doorcodepanel in the room where N&Cyn are kept on the right side of the door and not the left, so Beau would be in Cyn's line of sight when he unawarely showed her the code, meaning the two stay at least somewhat longer in capture.
>>137515 Spite, for better or worse, is an incredibly powerful motivator for some people. Personally speaking I'm not fond of making things purely out of spite, if only because I find the idea of putting in time & effort for something as fleeting 'winning' an internet argument or pissing off an internet stranger to be more a waste of my time than it would be theirs.
That being said I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with using spite to motivate someone into doing/making something, so long as the content in question has some quality & merit beyond simply being to spite someone (or something).
>>137565 NTA Honestly with art it can be petty, sure, but you'd be surprised how far people are willing to go for the purpose of spiting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_fence I'd say making art that mocks someone (for reasons warranted or not) is pretty tame
>>137424 I have, but it's in a 'book' of sorts so it would be all stretched when scanned. >>137494 Thanks, I like how it is turning out so far. Only will have little going on, I wanna add Doll or Emily maybe as well (no lore for that), but maybe ir will stay just Alice (and Beau)
>>136907 >Be anon from support team >Hug the sentinel drone that just returned from a mission and say nice things to support his psyche >It's literally your entire job — shower sentinel drones with love and care >You not only get a great salary and a great benefits package, but you also get an army of loving, sexy drones >That's Jackpot >Admittedly, there is one thing that stresses you out a bit >There's a poster hanging in the break room >No picture, just text >"If your drone starts glowing yellow, you're doomed" >No one knows what happens when a sentinel drone starts glowing yellow >You hope never find out
The guys on the support team don't have as easy a job as you might think.
>>137592 Would this AU's Nori be a teenage girl acting like you'd expect for her age or is she a grown-ass woman who has the emotional maturity of a teenage girl like the main timeline's Nori?
The interviewer anon green from last thread is a interesting concept. I'm debating whether or not to make a series of interviewer anon interviewinf OCs in the post-good ending but ai can't write other characters that aren't my own.
>>137584 even with the looming threat of a code yellow, comforting the voredrones has got to be one of the better jobs on a sentinel base. you could get stuck as the guy who wipes down the loads, for instance.
>>137605 Bet (and presumably Q) can simply disguise and/or pretend to be humans for the sake of the interview. It would certainly provide lots of potential for silliness
>>137613 She'll be fine with it once N foots her the cost of a new body. You break it you buy it. V will still be persona non grata in the Doorman house though.
>>137612 Depends on just how competent the disguise is. If it's a case of using hyper-realistic holograms then only OCs like TAMMFK or other Solver-adjacent persons would have a chance of seeing through the ruse assuming Bet & Q don't accidentally let the disguise slip. Now if it's a skinsuit sort of situation then I'm sure most OCs will probably be left on edge, although this may simply result in an 'Eric Andre Show' style of awkwardness rather than a totally off-the-rails interview
>>137617 >The budget doesn't have room for two synthetic flesh disguises >Thus, Q looks like an attractive human woman with the same hairstyle and clothing... >... while Bet just wears the face he sawed off of a CPR dummy over his own, Leatherface-style
>>137619 >Sexually L, Strychnine, maybe P (U-U already has a doppelganger she can't stand sometimes, she doesn't want to bang her twin) >Financially MG
>>137651 >Abby is licking envelopes to seal them and send them out to people who are late on taxes >She accidentally gets a papercut on her tongue >It's hurts like the dickens >Anon hears a single tear welling in the corner of her eye and runs to her aid, offering to kiss the boo-boo so it feels better >They have a sloppy makeout sessions There, a sad green where Abby gets hurt
>>137667 >Penders Perhaps the largest cuck and bullshitter of all time, I can never forgive him for preventing a Dark Brotherhood sequel >Cartoons Boom is the best, fite me (X is good if you ignore Chris, the only man who can annoy the Solver into suicide)
>>137669 >Perhaps the largest cuck and bullshitter of all time, I can never forgive him for preventing a Dark Brotherhood sequel I know he's the lowest of traitors, that's why I said PRE-Pendercaust. >>137669 >Boom is the best, fite me Didn't say anything about Boom.
>>137669 as someone with no real investment in Sonic, I've gotta say that Boom has some seriously funny and clever bits but they're buried between long stretches of boring mediocrity. you're not even guaranteed one good joke per episode.
>>137698 >Uzi becomes depressed about not having a body >Before realizing she can just do whatever the fuck she wants with the hologram now. >Long story short Uzi now has giant titties.
>>137688 Luckiest is a bit of a stretch but he definitely has an ideal family most people could only dream for If you subscribe to the headcanon that Doll's Dad is actually Mitchell in a drone body, then yes he absolutely is the luckiest man
A drone in the cafeteria just yelled world star and blew up. It wasn't like, a big explosion, their head just kinda popped off, but it was still weird.
>>137725 >showing the drones food chain >“the little bird that eats the worms is LITERALLY me” think the disassembly drones as they lick their lips and look at the worker drones >“the big bird that eats the little birds is LITERALLY me” think the sentinel drones as they lick their lips and look at the disassembly drones
>>137738 Negev. Mac roughly takes the role of Sonic in Amy's dynamic with him (before Amy had all her edges filed off and was reduced to 'The Girl Character' anyway), with the difference that he doesn't know either of the ghosts who want his dick even exist.
If N woke up early enough we should have gotten to see an interaction between him and Alice, N would have been the most capable of not escalating it all and even getting away easy with no one dying. On the other hand tho, N is a DD so Alice would at most be surprised or entertained by him but not believe a word he says.
>>137737 >"MY FAVORITE NIECE, WITH THESE SOLVER STONES YOU CAN HARNESS THE UNLIMITED POWER NECESSARY TO DEFEAT DOCTOR RONES. DRAMATIC CACKLE." >"...Auntie Cyn, I'm pretty sure these are just overgrown kidney stones." >"THAT IS IRRELEVANT TO HOW POWERFUL THEY ARE." >"Okay... but where did you even GET these fro-" >"IRRELEVANT!!!"
>>137750 >"You fools! I have 39 different devices to shit the threads with!" >Dr. Ones has not yet realized his nudes were leaked on Twitter >Or maybe he leaked them?
>>137778 The sharty can be amazing when they actually band together and aren't dealing with shit nobody cares about IE the DNSL raid and the Territorial.Io raid.
>>137805 >You decide to playfully bite Akita on the tail. >She lets out a moan in pleasure. >on that day the both of you realized that Akita had a biting kink.
>>137800 My advise is to try not worrying about the nitty gritty nuances in getting the words 100% 'correct' as it can become both a massive timesink and needlessly frustrating on your part. As long as the emotional weight & general meaning behind what you are writing is intact then people will surely enjoy it
It has been some time since I have made a green. I hope you like it. >A new world, a new start >It was supposed to be everything from zero once again, but there are always problems >The integration of Disassembly Drones into society after the destruction of the Absolute Solver and the comeback of humanity was supposed to bring peace and harmony >Veterans of the war and a good amount of people didn't want that, but who can't blame them, many spend a lot of their lives fighting them >Many hated them >But it was law, that *all* Drones, no matter the type would be treated more than simple property, after all, no Drone without personality was left, and every single one that survived, had one >Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones >Some thought it was to prevent another war, others just thought it was to create more problems >It was not an easy transition, many were arrested, Humans that attacked Drones, Worker Drones that attacked Disassembly Drones, Disassembly Drones that wouldn't accept the change >And despite all that chaos, you met *her* >She showed up in your lowest of the lows >Somehow a machine was the one that managed to convince you not to jump and end it at the low point, but to climb back up, better than ever >At least for that day >And then she came back to you the next day >And the next, and after the next, and after that >Slowly you two grew closer, and closer, and then... >It just happens >One day you two started to live together, each day filled with respect, comprehension, adoration, passion, faithfulness, and love >Loving a Drone sounded so implausible in the past, but now? It didn't matter, you knew you loved her, and she loved you >Turning your life around, getting a job, a purpose in life, happiness, it was all thanks to her
>You arrived home, another day in the office over, but it was not that bad, thanks to *her* >"Look at that, my everything came back~" She looked so beautiful; she ran towards you when you entered your home, hugging you, showering you in kisses >One would think that level of affection would wear off with time, but no, she was always so excited to see you, just like the first days >"I cooked some warm soup, to warm your body a bit, walking in the snow probably doesn't feel good" You took your jacket off and put it in a rack, with her holding your hand and going to the table >These moments made the day so worth it, to see her once again, happy to see you >You started to eat the soup she made, it was a bit lacking in salt but it was good >She was looking at you, drinking oil from a teacup, happy to see you at the end of the day >Her smile made the soup even warmer, even more, filled with flavor >And the bomb hits "What are we doing on our anniversary?" She looked really impatient, and happy, waiting for your answer >You almost choked on the soup "You know, something... Special" "Did you forget it?" "What? No!" She didn't look convinced, but that was your plan >In reality you plan an absolutely amazing date, in a very reserved restaurant, and your amazing acting skills help make this a real surprise >But you worry about something >There are riots these days, people hating the idea of sharing the streets with Disassembly Drones, you worry they might hurt her >But you will be fine, a couple of teens already tried doing something stupid, some intimidation on her part, and they will run away, and everything will be perfect >But the thought of you losing her, scares you deeply
>>137820 >After a while it was time to sleep, you two went to bed, sleeping with each other, and with the lights out, she turned around to look at you >"Was the soup bad?" That was a weird question "No, no, why do you ask that?" You turn around to see her >"Your face changed while you were eating it" Probably was when you were thinking about the possibility of losing her "The soup was good... It's just..." "Yeah?" >"It's just that I'm scared" "Of what?" "Losing you... There are riots almost every day in these zones now, I'm just scared to lose the one I love the most" >She blushes a bit, smiling from cheek to cheek and then hugging you "I love you too, so much" You hug her back, her warm body touching yours, a perfect moment >She starts to caress your hair with tenderness, you couldn't possibly be happier in this- "Perfect moment..." You say under your breath "It is a perfect moment?" "Yeah" >You put your head in her chest, while you feel her metallic, yet somehow soft, fingers go through and on top of your hair >"This is perfection, I don't want it to stop" You mutter >"But it will" >Your heart skips a beat "What do you mean?" "You know what I mean" She says, a sad tone in her voice, still caressing your hair, preparing herself to remind you of the bad news >"How many times did this happen? 15? 20? 30? You know how it ends" "I don't know what you are talking about" Your throat starts to hurt, and you begin to feel how your breathing becomes irregular >"Do you know how much it would hurt her to see you like this?" She tells you "I-I don't know w-what are you talking about" You start to stutter, you know what is coming, but you just don't want to believe it >"Her heart would be shattered in the moment she saw you like this. Time goes on, she told you" "Please..." You are trying your best not to cry, you don't want to hear it >"At least move on for her, she would want you to see you happy, smiling, all the time" "No... I can't" "You know she loved to see you smile, that smile she saw every time you saw her" >Some tears started to come out, knowing what would happen soon "Just a few more seconds..." You beg "You know that is not how it works... Please be happy, for her... And for you, please? You know she would love that, so I beg you... Please"
>You wake up, and the house is dirty, you haven't cleaned in a long while >You look at her side of the bed, you weren't strong enough to change how it looked before that horrible day, just to have a feeling like she is still here >Your eyes hurt, as well as your throat, you go to the bathroom, and your eyes are completely red >Again >Would she really want this? You guess not, but moving on it's so hard >The feeling of guilt is so powerful, you knew about the riots, so why still go to the restaurant? You are so- >No... She would slap you if you started to think like that, wouldn't she? >Always trying to make you feel better, be the ray of light in your life, even now probably, she would still try
>It is time, at least for her >You take a shower, put on your best clothes, and have some breakfast >You go to your room, take a deep breath, and make your bed, the first big step >The house is still dirty, but you will go little by little for now, just like she would want, still moving >You go the door, ready to leave the house, to come back at night >"I'll see you again at night. I will come back home twice. At least one last time" >And you go out, for her... For you
>>137821 When there is a huge number of men who have been through the hell of a war with a damn god and betrayed by the new society, it's no wonder they will act as they know how.
>>137759 With the power of urologic agony and horrifically large kidney stones, Beretta can go super (she looks exactly the same as before except her hoodie becomes XXL and the dog on the front derps out)
>>137825 At least it hit, I hope you enjoyed it. >>137828 Thank you, Friend, nice to know I did well. >>137830 Thank you, good to know you liked it! >>137833 Glad to know you think it was beautiful. >>137839 I wanted to express a history which brings sadness, but with some hope even in the darkest moment of a character.
>>137844 >>137847 >>137845 Because through my mind process, since alice was able to add mods/limbs from other drones or objects to herself; why not add parts from the sentinels as well to giver her a more monster look,(and also idk what to draw to day i just went with the flow when this came to mind). But looking back at it, I think it needs more time cooking
>>137850 I think it's a cool design on its own, but if that's the concept you're going for then I'd suggest a more cobbled together, ramshackle look. Alice is very skilled to rework dead DDs into weapons, but her work isn't tidy.
>The war ended some time ago, yet it was still fresh in everyone's mind. >For most Sentinel Drones, it was as if they never left the battlefield. >Nearly all of them were currently in cold storage, running therapy simulations in the hope of reintegration one day. >Sadly, those who weren't in such pods were often still traumatized wrecks, barely capable of functioning without help. >Humanity's protectors, now that their job was finished, were treated better than one would think, but worse than one would hope. >They needed a calm, collected representative, a public face that wasn't barely functioning mentally, yet there were no cool-headed Sentinel Drones to speak of. >Well, except for one, but there were... issues with that one.
>"If they're gonna live with us, they could at LEAST learn how to drive!" Pavo said, gripping his car's steering wheel as he was stuck in a poor traffic situation >His enhanced eyesight identified the slow-ass car in front of him and the car honking right behind him as being driven by DDs, a fact he deemed worthy of his ire >"You have WINGS, why are you even driving?!" he shouts, his passenger glad the windows were up >"They could ask you the same, Pavo," said passenger remarked, getting an eye-roll from the veteran >"I recall someone having trouble with heights." >"When you're flying at mach fuck, weaving between buildings? Yes, I have 'trouble' in that kind of situation." >"You loved it- oh, thank goodness," Pavo says as the car behind him finally changes lanes and pulls up beside him >The disassembly drone within glares at their car, and Pavo rolls down the window, waggling his fingers as he waves with a fake smile >Anger turns to shock and fear at the sight of the Sentinel Drone >Sentinel Drones always sparked some level of unease in rehabiliated DDs, the same kind that DDs sparked in humans and workers, but somehow this was worse >For some reason, looking into the flamboyant drone's eyes, the ex-killer felt nothing but terror, as if it were staring the Devil head-on >It hits the gas and veers off, swerving through lanes in a desperate attempt both to get away and not crash >Pavo rolls the window back up and shrugs >"...What the hell was all that?" his human passenger asks >"They do that now and then. Freaks."
>"I think they remember... what you did to them, Pavo." >He rolls his eyes and sighs >"Can we not have a lecture-" >"I'm not lecturing, I'm observing. Half of the DDs we meet look at you like the Grim Reaper." >"I was a reaper, but I wasn't grim about it." >"It really doesn't help that you treat them the way you do even now." >"I'm doing my best to treat them like they weren't shock troops killing and eating billions just a few years ago, like everyone else!" Pavo says >"Not very well. Honestly, I've met human veterans less modelist than you." >"Modeli- don't start using their lingo, darling. I'll treat them like equals when they start acting like equals." >"Aren't they? Aren't they just... going along like everyone else?" >"It's turning into a lectuuure," Pavo half-sings, half-groans >Traffic's only gotten worse due to the DD's sudden departure, leaving the two basically stuck at this point >"Look, when I stop having to tune in on the police scanner when they need a 'disassembly drone threat response specialist' because a murder drone stopped pretending to integrate and started clearing out a city block, THEN we'll talk about me not treating them like monsters that suddenly grew a conscience." >"That 'murder drone' was someone's husband," his passenger mutters >"Most people don't go on rampages when their spouse dies." >"Would you, Pavo? If a Disassembly Drone killed me, what would you do?" >Pavo turns and looks at his ex-technician >His expression is uncertain as he opens his mouth, then stops, looking back at the road >"You're killing the mood, you know?" he says quietly. "Today's a big day." >"Sorry." >"No, I'm sorry, I- ugh, forget it. I know I'm a huge asshole, I know they're trying, but..." >The human's hand rests on Pavo's arm, gently squeezing his sleeve >The two stay silent for a bit, waiting for traffic to get moving again >"So... this place you picked out-" >"Oh, you are gonna LOVE it. I have it all planned out," Pavo starts up, blabbing excitedly about their 'perfect dinner date' as traffic starts to move again
>>137880 Do it, he will look at you with the stare of *Friend* while you do it, Friend. >>137882 He does enjoy that, you can give him uppies if you so desire, he will not resist.
>>137886 >For some reason, part of Anon's quest to cure Abby involved SHAKING and SQUEEZING Rat Jane to get to the bottom of a mystery >He feels bad about it, because Rat Jane didn't do anything wrong, only Human Jane
Things every man needs to do or get before 30: >Double buttjob from U-U >French kiss one U while the other sucks your dick >Have one try to act normal while the other's tied up with vibrators >Kissing and cuddling while they call you a fag >LOTS of sex with U-U Dedicate yourself to the grind(ing one does on your face while the other rides you).
I remember slightly that in one of the unfinished JC greentexts he ended up having the WDs start factory building Drones again so they could use them as slave labor and I just thought, how would a Copper-9 Drone react to a standard Default Mode Drone?
>>137853 On one hand, this is a nice greentext. On the other hand, goddamn you, now I'll be thinking sweet thoughts about this gay-ass peacock while I'm trying to sleep tonight.
>>137943 >The only reason N ends up with Uzi is because his sensors are still damaged and slowly regenerating thus making him blind to Uzi's acts of disgust such as her bedroom being filled with used tissues and bottles filled with foul smelling liquids
>>137948 He'd question the most important part: is it still gay to tap the homie if the homie is in a female drone? That's a very important question for him you know.
>>137948 I feel like he'd accuse DDanni of manipulating Buddy, thinking it was all a cruel ruse. if he was able to see the reality of the situation, he'd feel more pity than disgust
>>137853 Harper, after the war was over, re-transferred to her WD body so she could spend time with her daughter as they explored rainforests across the universe.
>>137988 To put in a museum, of course. Wings outstretched, standing triumphantly with that ever-reassuring smile on her face, the proudest example of the Sentinel Drones. Everyone who knows her says it's her spitting image, how she was the best of them. Harper herself sighs wistfully, and doesn't comment. After all, if she was even half the hero they all saw her as...
>>137948 This is a fun one. Pavo respects every veteran near-universally, because he was there and he knows what it was. Even the ones dating DDs, he'd shrug and say something like "everyone needs a coping mechanism". If you press him, he'd give pointed remarks on dating something when you've seen first-hand what it did to you and everything you knew, but "as long as you're happy".
When the whole "he's my squadmate, he took over the DD" thing crops up, he'd immediately start shooting sour looks at Danni. There are white lies to keep people sane, then there's outright gaslighting and manipulation- until he finds out it's the truth. Then he'll see Danni as a disfigured vet who survived the worst and respect him even more. Though he'd start making strained expressions whenever Danni mentions how good he tasted. Just because you became one doesn't mean you need to BE one, you know?
But that's just my take.
>>137954 >"Pavo, you're an expert on, uh... homosexuality, right?" >Pavo manages to suppress his laughter and nod, wanting to see where this goes >"Is it, gay if I... you know?" >Pavo grabs both of Buddy's shoulders and leans in >"I'll let you in on the secret. Drones are special, in that with us, it's only as gay as you make it." >"Me? I stay at 100% all the time. But you and your murd- COMRADE will only be gay if you keep thinking about it being gay. So make it straight, baby." >Buddy nods confidently, but stops >"How do you 'make it straight'?" >"...I have no idea," Pavo says after a moment of reflection
>>137999 >It's only as gay as you make it This is the truth they don't want is to find (installation of the appropriate anatomy adapters makes it straighter too)
>"Yo, Danni?" >"Yeah?" >"Uh... is it true? Is it... y'know... better as a woman?" >"What do you... Oh." >"Yeah, I, uh, just wondered." >"Uh, well... I think so? I didn't really ever get any action while I was a human." >"Right, right. That makes sense." >"That and the fact your dick reaches to the back of my adapter, so it feels really-" >"ALRIGHTIMSORRYIASKEDGOODNIGHTDANNI" >"..." >"..." >"Good night, Buddy. Love ya." >"... you too, Danni."
>You plan to watch a movie with Akita at a theater some drone fixed up >She's studied movie theaters for a good visit, and says she's looking forward to "making a pissy shitty" >You're pretty sure she does neither of those things thanks to her Solver body, and ask what the hell she means >She looks at you funny >"You know, pouring your soda into your popcorn and eating the mush?" >You decide to get separate popcorn buckets >Sure enough, as the movie starts she cracks open her soda and dumps it into her bucket, then slurps up the ungodly corn/corn-syrup mixture >She loves it!
>>137999 Really love this take as it feels kinda realistic in a way. Though i’m kinda surprised that Pavo doesn’t see Danni’s acting out some of the DD personality as a form of trauma coping. After all, not all veterans come back from 100% themselves. Especially when one’s mind and soul is kinda welded within a murderous robot
to the owner of the N unit in the interactive geode exhibit: please retrieve your drone at your earliest convenience and pay for the 37 geodes he has consumed, thank you.