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>>133142 It's less sensitive until you dig your fingers into the gaps between the plates and massage the tender synthflesh beneath. Just be careful not to do it without warning her first because it's thick and strong enough to launch you into the air if she's surprised.
>>133142 The stinger itself isn’t particularly sensitive, but the connective tissue on the underside where it attaches to the tail is a scritchable erogenous zone just like the base of the tail
>>133144 >Anon is really glad that Abby isn't a Solver abomination any more >Sure, he had to resort to powers beyond his reckoning to turn back time (lots and lots of amethyst crystals and repeatedly reorganizing the surface of Copper-9 to obtain appropriate Feng shui or whatever that dumb new age shit is) but it was worth it
>>133086 We don't know yet what the new show will be. We only have a teaser from two years ago, it's better to wait for the pilot episode to be released.
Although despite the fact that the teaser has gained only one hundred thousand views in two years, there are doubts about the success of the project.
>>133150 >lots and lots of amethyst crystals and repeatedly reorganizing the surface of Copper-9 to obtain appropriate Feng shui or whatever that dumb new age shit is only one drone could have taught Anon such secrets
>>133148 >put a bowl of eggwash and seasoned flour in front of an oogi hive >tell the oogis to play inside >they start splashing in the egg and flour, unwittingly breading themselves
>>133147 >>133149 >Sensitive synthfelsh under plates Are you a strong enough dude to get under you drones protective plating ? Also what mods (that are not biology adapters) are you installing on your drone ? I'm a dedicated E simp so I have to go with extra cooling
>>133155 >now that you’re all dirty from playing in the delicious slurry, how about cleaning yourselves in this giant bubbling pot of viscous yellow water?
>>133159 Imagine taking Abby's apron off and making out with her on the kitchen table while Jane and Bonnie are waiting outside on the doorstep wondering why you aren't answering the door
>I was jorking it >I suddenly remember I lost my arm in oogi accident >That when asked the scary question >Who was... Working on my peanits? >3 ghost girls appears
>>133129 >You and this E have been hugging for a photo for a while now >You can’t tell if it’s you that doesn’t want to let go or the mascot suit wearer
>>133165 >You pull out a nugget and give it to Oogi, who happily starts eating it >You chuckle before realizing you didn't hand it the ooginugget >You handed her the Among Nugget >It's too late to take it back, the Oogi has already eaten it >You have altered the evolutionary path so that Oogi will no longer evolve into a bugdrone >Oogi will now evolve into an Amogus
>>133156 >XL tongue upgrade with enhanced saliva production for more drone drool and lickies >medical synthesizers so she can replace her nanite acid with performance enhancing substances in the bedroom
>>133176 I’ve been here for a while and to be honest i had been making other greens, still trying to figure out Becca’s major greentext since that would be more horror focus than the others i made.
A headcanon of mine is that in the Solver War-less timeline, Abby and Anon were childhood friends and Abby was hall monitor each grade while Anon was a little twat of a delinquent, but the two would sneak off to hold hands and stuff while the teacher drone desperately tries to figure out where they are
>>133189 I remembered one green where V was eating oogis like popcorn, with detailed descriptions of the oogis' horror at the sight and sounds of their kin being devoured, and I just pictured a bug drone in V's place.
What would bug drones even think about eating their tiny and dumb but still ancestors?
>>133211 They wouldn't be eating their ancestors, they'd be eating patent pending "Oog Puffs", little Oogi-shaped cheese puff snacks Oogis are basically extinct on earth, with the last surviving populations living on Ball's Pyramid in the Pacific and in Antarctica as Pengoogs
"Introducing the Hottest New School RomCom on /md/, I Only Offered To Teach Her Biology, But Now I Have To Teach Her How To Love Too?. When our protagonist, the human loner, Anon Y. Mous is forced to tutor a fellow student in order to save his recommendation to his chosen college, he is surprised to find that he is made to tutor none other than Oogikawa Bugretta, the tall, dark, aloof, yet starkly brutal beauty of /MD/ Highschool, called the "Big Boogi" by all her admirers in the school. She proves her distant, cruel reputation, and Anon is made to guide her studies, specifically, biology. Tempted to get back at her for her rude, utterly aggravating, sarcastic demeanor, Anon decides to teach her a lesson, but as it turns out, there may be more behind the steel wall that is the Boogi's exoskeleton than meets the eye! In lieu of this revelation of her vulnerabilities, Anon finds that not only is he going to have to teach her about biology, she'll definitely need a touch up on the fundamentals to living life and finding happiness as well!"
>>133218 MilkAnon lives!!! It's good to see you're still okay, I thought Pilk (pickle milk) was going to kill you! And he returns with the 10 foot tall goth mommy sentinel bugdrone!!!! 👑 KING
>>133233 i mean it ain't that hard to jack some other vn's code and draw some easy assets for the characters and we can just steal all of md's music or something
>>133222 >core Nori has J take one of the glass jars from Alice's hideout >J places Nori in the glass jar and seals it tight, putting it on the bedside table while she and Khan go at it >if Nori gets too excited and starts tapping her claws against the jar, J will yell at her to stay in her cuck jar >Uzi can hear all of this from her bedroom
>>133119 Linking back to all of my previous BugDrone posts, I'm sketching some variants right now. I'm sketching some of the variants suggested by an Anon from the previous thread right now, if I have it even partway done I'll post it today before I sleep. >>131792 >>131997 >>132396 >>132639 >>132965
>>133247 >Are you an ass man or a tits man? >Idk bro, but I think tits provide more stability. >Personally, I'm on team thighs because they allow more aiming positions.
>>133231 look at them stupid bloody hands, can’t even touch or grab anything, and most certainly can’t sword fight like kirby, this THING doesn’t have the privilege being called kirby, kirby is beloved, nice and caring, not whatever this is
>Oogi appears >"wot." >Does its stupid dance to appease the behemoth of a god that is the weighty weapons man. >*Horse noises* >Proceeds to flick the oogi so hard it flies into a wall and is splattered all over.
>>133260 >Argues with her parents and gets sent to her room >She outgrew her room years ago when her bugdrone puberty hit >Her parents just happened to have the recessive genes that left them normal size oogs and made her a tall bug
>>133262 No Anon, she's a tsundere!!! She secretly WANTS you!!! This is your only chance, Anon, no other woman on Earth would have kids with you!!! Save your bloodline, Anon!!! ANOOOOOON!!!!
>>133248 Lessons in Catching Oogikawa's Heart! or: I Signed Up as a Tutor so I Could Get Into College, But My Pupil is My Cool Beauty Classmate and Also a Giant Bug?! A Heart-Pounding Story of Teaching a Rude Goth Insect Girl Biology Lessons (and Love?!?!)
>>133276 >Tries to scream racisms >Sounds like "mininini miniminimini!" or an animal crossing villager >Tough talk for some ooger who's never seen the toughest of Neo Detroit
>>133279 >the daughter gasps in shock as she lets out a frustrated “mother…!” Through gritted teeth. >the enn is trying to calm down his wife who looks like shes ready to turn feral. >meanwhile the boyfriend has no clue wtf is going on.
>>133279 >>133282 casually reminder her that she’s in love with the same person who killed her mother and never told her about it, pretty fucking pathetic that she, of all things, is having a go at a human, who’s never saw her before or done anything
>>133282 >Anon decides to try and use that "conflict resolution" stuff they've been teaching in one of his classes >He doesn't remember much of it because he's fallen asleep repeatedly during the lectures, but he's got a 'good feeling' about an attempt I'm actually tutoring your daughter in biology. I'm letting her get familiar with human anatomy and she's returning the favor with bugdrone anatomy! >Bugdrone gf blushes >Enn's mustache convulses >Oogi's eyes bulge so hard they're bigger than her head
>>133287 >With his heart in his throat and his dick in his hand, N swallows the pop rocks and the soda >Thousands of miles away, a random underfed African child explodes >Not because of the pop rocks or anything but because he stepped on a a landmine >The end
>>133302 Ah, but the train has finally pulled into the station where my erection gets on board (buggy drone babes, not to be confused with drone babes with the porygon z glitch bug)
>>133309 Wrong. It explodes all the oogis. >>133310 They can chew on the remains of the exploded oogis. >>133311 See point above. >>133313 I think the universe should invert your karma so you get hit by a truck.
>>133311 >There are Homeless Drones Not on my watch they aren't, well at least one of them, where can I find a hobo drone so that I can take them of the street and into my home
>>133380 >Your style meter doesn't go up by much. >It's not cuh-ray-zee enough to just push him over. >Do you even royalguardtricksterswordmastergunslinger?
Can someone catch me up on the Milkanon lore? I heard he soured a bit, his blood curdled or something. I don't dairy ask him directly, possible because I fear I'd cream. I don't want to have a cow or anything but could someone catch me up without being too cheesy?
Would Boyzzy be one of those weirdly elitist monsterfuckers who thinks you can only say you're into monstergirls if you're only into straight up, completely inhuman monsters and looks down on less hardline monsterfuckers who are okay with anime girls with monster bits on them?
>goth beretta bugdrone dragging you home and making her complete her homework for her while she lounges on her bed and reads >if you aren't fast enough she 'punishes' you by dragging you into the bed and pinning you down >immoral makeout sessions usually result >hence, not much of either your or her homework gets done >her parents hide inside an empty can hoping that if the house collapses on them while the two of you get frisky they might survive if the can holds
>>133413 it’ll hold, it’s rated for 1000 times atmosphere pressure >anon’s and goth beretta make the ceiling collapse on top of the can >the can almost being crushed by anon
>>133405 >your J wife is going away on a business trip >but don't worry, she's bought a duplicate of her adapter and is leaving it with you >she'll feel everything you do to it
>>133421 Genes. Perhaps the big bugretta drone was small but grew large once its dominant genes kicked in. Also I wonder if other oogis here still get drawned to bugretta. Even if they aren’t the big sausages that those little guys are familiar with.
>>133426 The bugdrones evolved from Oogis become a gaggle of admirers to the tall Bugretta bugdrones If you manage to win the heart of the big Bugretta, at least five Uzi bugdrones are now madly in love with you as well
>>133430 >Jane has a weird black on the half of face at all times >Bonnie has a black bar over her eyes >Abby... Why doesnt Abby have a weird face thing?
>>133446 You want to bully them now, but you'll want to bang their descendants Be careful so they don't pass down stories of an asshat through the generations and deny you the bugussy when they've finally evolved to be hot
Well i can’t direct that sadistic bullying to the oogis. Then i’ll direct it to the loafs. Those things aren’t evolving anytime soon. That or wait until they grow into ooginids and become hostile to their descendants.
>>133451 >Anon insults an Oogi, stealing her Beanie >Oogi has to get a new beanie, Oogi tells all her Oogis that Humie is a Meanie Humie >Anon gets constantly pestered by oogis, crowds of them even in public sometimes as news has spread throughout the city >Even the BugDrones, oogis descendants, have heard about how Anon is a meanie, and join in on the mocking laughing and pointing >They say his dick is so small a bug couldnt even feel it >ouch
>>133458 Yeah but its really political >Oogis still dont have rights as they are classified as bugs >Bugdrones however have been recognized as close enough to a drone to gain rights >In very rare cases does an Exterminator have to exterminate a site filled with "feral bugdrones" but usually they are unharmed >Bugdrones, feeling bad for their lesser elders fight for their rights to not get exterminated AS often >Since has not gone anywhere yet >Some Exterminators have put down the gasmask and flamethrowers to lay some pipe on the Bugdrones, but tensions remain fierce between the two groups
>>133460 Oof. Actually now that i think about it, how would the oogis feel about bugdrones? Do they accept them or find them to be suckups to humie dicks?
>>133461 >bugdrone tsudere is getting on your case again >tell her to stop >Her wings flutter and she gets a smug look on her face "Makke Me!" she says giggling >Sigh and pull out your phone typing in random numbers, the bugdrone tilts her head a little studying you >"Yes Hello? Exterminators? yeah I have a very naughty Bug here who needs exterminating please come quck" >The Bugdrone gets pale her multiple arms close in on her chest and she tenses up, shaking her head, she starts tugging on your arm to make you stop >"Yeah shes attacking me I need you to get here quickly please she might try and lay her eggs in my torso" >She has given up and began scrambling around the room in a blind panic, sort of like a cockroach >she eventually finds the only thing similar enough to a hole for her to hide and and attempts getting under your couch cushions >She is failing horribly at hiding but she is locked in tight her body shaking worried an exterminator is coming to spray gross stuff on her face
>bugdrone gf wants you to spank her with a flyswatter and call her a filthy little insect >apparently some of them are even into mild shocks with a bug zapper, so you count yourself lucky you didn't get one of those
>>133474 Actual functional Religion Theres buildings and great works, gatherings and prayers Cthulhu anon, the Neet she is, has no fucking clue The rare instances she does go outside she is confused why weird looking drones gasp and begin to flutter their wings wildly while pointing She once waved back and the Bugdrone suffered a heart attack in one of her hearts No one believes these Bugdrones who report about Cthulhuanon sightings as they go back to worshiping their squid idols
Cthulhu anon doesnt know that, if she so wanted, she could totally just rule the world at this point but asking the Oogis and Bugdrones very politely to start consuming everything Instead she sits at home at 3AM playing Dawn of War 2 the Last Stand
>>133477 I missed the part where that’s my problem, ruling the world isn’t as easy as one simpleminded person would think, governments, civilisations, money, inflation and food! it’s like being a parent, but instead of a 2 or 3 things you look after, it’s 70 billion
Got sidetracked but here's the first BugDrone variation I thought up, a flying kind. In melee fights they wield a long lance, for fights at range they prefer a similarly long railrifle. While most BugDrone hivecities are made up of a large population of infertile females who have to win the resources and social standing to molt their wings and reproduce, the fliers (haven't named their race or faction yet) are made up almost entirely of Alate Princesses, each of whom is an elite fighter. Their population however is much smaller than the average, so they can afford to invest more food, water and treasure in each individual member. They don't go to war as often as other types of BugDrone, and are often called on to mediate disputes because all factions respect their martial power. You may note that they also have longer legs, they're a fair bit taller than the BugDrone average. I'm terrible at drawing fur or fluff and drawing a bugdrone with her entire body covered in it would be nightmarish, so I'm just giving her little puffs of it at the joints and around her neck like a little mane. I'm still learning how to draw it well so this isn't how it'll look when finalized. Still have to add clothes and such later as well.
>>131556 We've introduced a prey species, so let's present one of the main predators of the Mist Islands, the Konshi ("Cone Tooth")
>another member of the Terracetian family, being one of the main predators of the Mist Islands, filling in the roles animals like wolves would, having virtually no predators of their own >Bottlenose Dolphins are their closest relatives and this becomes very obvious if spent enough time with them, retaining their social behaviour and even playful nature, living in familial groups that often band with each other >their lineage also becomes obvious in how frighteningly clever they are, bordering on understanding the meaning of certain things and words; >they’ve completely lost their ability to echolocate, replacing it with a sharp sense of smell, sniffing out fresh blood from kilometers >they hunt in packs of 3 to 4, but can sometimes reach as high as 6, often being made of bachelors that think they’re capable of taking down some of the bigger animals
>>133510 >while they engage in active predation of other land animals, they seem to not have forgotten their watery home as fish still makes up a good size of their diet and with the abundance of lakes and rivers on the islands, there’s more than enough fish to go around; they also seem to be fond of the Ice Crabs Ningen feed on, often picking them out of their burrows thanks to their long snouts and with little fear of them pinching their noses thanks to their nostrils being so close to their foreheads >clicks and chirps aren’t part of their language anymore, now using echoey, drown out howls and calls that fill the forests with an unsettling ambience; many describe the sounds almost like singing, like some siren calling out from the sea, with locals advising to hightail it as soon as possible if you hear them getting closer, Konshi may not see Drones as food, but they sure as hell can get a bit too playful with them and it’s best to just leave instead of being jumped by several juvenile Konshi >their flippers adapting back into legs brought some interesting changes, with three of their original fingers being used for walking, losing their 5th one and their “thumb” being left free, developing a long nail; while many think of the famous killer claw raptors of the prehistoric era used to possess, this is an absolute far cry from it as it’s surprisingly dull and not at all good at stabbing things with, however many believe that in time it will eventually become like that feared claw, especially once one has seen how Konshi often jump on their prey and try to get a good grip of them as they tear chunks of meat out of them to deal as much damage as possible, often aiming for the possible melon their food might still possess (2/2)
>>133536 in a literal sense, they are a nobody, remembering a dead machine isn’t worth the pain, and the fact it died to a fnaf jumpscare, which is pathetic, nothing noticeable to laugh about
My N says he’s gonna commit suicide if I don’t give him 14 golden retrievers by this weekend. Obviously I can’t do that, and obviously I don’t want him to kill himself, so, what are some methods a Disassembler could use to commit suicide? And how can I take preventative measures?
What if N went to the doctor for his yearly checkup, but he accidentally scheduled his appointment at a doctor for humans instead? What would they be able to check the same as a human, and what would be different?
>>133549 >really hard to kill a Disassem- let’s see >pen can incorporate them >metal fan blade easily decapitate them >sun >impaled by a rocks yet, some retards have the audacity to call them strong
>>133545 Jokes on him, disassemblers are incapable of killing themselves. I've seen overworked J models blow their brains out as a form of stress relief only to regenerate. Worst case scenario, you can always go to the JCJ servers and upload his most recent personality backup to a new core.
N owner here. I’ve had my N for almost 9 years now. I planned on keeping him forever but I’m in a really bad place financially right now and not only can I not afford to take care of him anymore, I don’t even have enough money for just myself. I planned on giving him away or taking him to a shelter, but then, on the night before I was gonna do that, I made a discovery. His organs are worth a LOT of money. And they regenerate. I immediately realized we could exploit this. As long as I’m feeding him enough, he’ll be able to regenerate again and again with no permanent damage. He’s really scared, though, because it’s still gonna feel just as painful, and he’s worried something will go wrong and he’ll die. But he’s willing to risk it to stay with me. I came here to ask, is there anything I should know before I start cutting my N open? Any sensitive spots, organs that can’t regenerate, ways to keep him safe and comfortable, etc.?
>>133556 >I’ve seen overworked J models blow their brains out as a form of stress relief only to regenerate. lmao >>133557 I saw a gang of stray drones, I think it might’ve been a cult cause they were all wearing pink gowns and hats, kill an N on the street in cold blood, by repeatedly stabbing him in his heart and guts with a lawnmower blade. It was brutal.
continuing work from >>132980: last time I tried drawing this concept in both versions it took like 2 weeks so im already making good progress, robot-tism doing me good today.
Bit more lore bout funny machinegod: Her "main" body is essentially a housing containing her core (which its shape is best described as a rifled/twisted cylinder). outside of the core, she can manipulate the body to basically produce any machinery she desires, however she uses this power quite rarely, as she instead make her main body modular and just shuffles around the pieces as need be. its much less taxing oh her this way and far less loud, as the process for summoning/building/manipulating is often stupidly loud/bright/industrial noises. Plus it means i can make transformer jokes.
(also yes, that humanoid body IS tucked into the plane body, i haven't drawn the rest of the plane bits on the humanoid part yet but everything SHOULD match. ill be sure to make a little highlight thing once i finish with the humanoid, scaling might be a tad fucked still but eh.)
(also yes, that's a helmet, there's a normal looking head under that, i just couldn't be assed to try drawing it tonight)
when Cyn ripped out N’s heart only for it(him) to return to his body, after he nestled himself back in his own chest, the camera cut away, and the next we see of N, he’s alive and fully regenerated, his whole body functioning again. there was a part between those two things that we didn’t see, and i’m wondering how that worked? how did N, as his own heart, reconnect to all the tubes and wires and organs in his chest? at what point did he close himself up and how? when did his consciousness transfer from his heart back to his whole body? when did his heartbeat resume?
>>133580 she’s a DD as well, they know how their own bodies work, if they don’t, all of them would getting stabbed by their own stingers, and the only way to neutralise it is by licking the place it got stung, DD regeneration doesn’t help with that acid
>>133581 if you're still this retarded about the English language I hope it's from lack of sleep. otherwise that's just your natural level of stupidity
I want drones to be able to eat human food so I can sit in a cozy, rustic pub snuggled up to Alice and eat a hearty meal together– chased by a little snifter to warm us up inside as we wait for the worst of the snowstorm outside to pass
>>133597 what would be the point of having them, there are more dead DD’s laying around in cabin fever labs than there is in alice’s oven, conclusion! dingos can destroy DD cores by eating them
>>133597 >take N out in the blazing summer heat to play in the sunshine >after a while he starts to slow down, his movements growing weary and tired >you sit down on a bench with him to let him rest and he melts into you, unable to stay awake any longer, falling asleep with his head on your shoulder >concerned, you feel his chest with the back of your hand >it’s way hotter to the touch than normal, to the point of almost burning your hand, his core emanating a lot of warmth as he overheats >you could barely feel his heartbeat at all, it was faint and slow >his core couldn’t pump any faster in the intense heat, making him unable to stay awake as his energy levels dropped >help him up and basically carry him back inside, supporting his body as you walk >get him inside as quickly as possible and put him in front of the AC (don’t put him in a cold bathtub as the sudden temperature change could induce shock) >fan him and take his clothes off and when he wakes up, bring him some cold treats, ice cream sandwiches and popsicles and ice cold lemonade >he appreciates you helping him and his sweet smile makes it all worth it >decide to stay comfy inside with him for the rest of the day
>>133603 my favourite greentext, ones where everyone forgets that it’s a robot, that doesn’t need food or liquids (minus oil), truly, what being a robot fucker is all about, feeding it human food, and projecting all the stuff that humans do onto it
>>133605 >>133609 shut the fuck up already replying the same trite shit on every post trying to start pointless arguments with your head up your own ass
>>133623 Eh, half of it is just meandering reply chains that don't have anything to do with Drones. I don't know why anyone thinks sheer quantity of posts means the thread is doing good when its just repetitive oogislop and Anons spiraling into pointless arguments.
>>133625 create a whole a island, put 200 people on each side of the island, watching as their civilisation grows, watching them, whiles they know I’m watching them, do god stuff, the fun kind
>>133625 If the choice is between people just trashposting/spamming and arguing, or not posting at all, I'd rather people just not post, I've never been uncomfortable with slow threads. Personally I try to only post when there's something specific I want to contribute like art or greentext or jumping in on a specific relevant and interesting discussion. In the spirit of that this is the last post I'll waste on complaining about other people, I don't want to clutter the thread too much myself.
I've been staying up way too late into the night to lurk the thread, so I'll just sleep now and make up for lost sleep. Goodnight anon, may your content get many (you)s and may you worms never drain.
>>133488 Last bug of the weekend, these are based on army ants and leafcutter ants with their spiky carapaces. They're stouter than the average Bugdrone but very strong, thickly armored legs give them a low center of gravity that make them excellent wrestlers and hand-to-hand fighters. They're divided into a couple major families who war with eachother constantly, cordially throwing tens of thousands of their sterile soldier caste to their deaths in giant field battles which are more posturing than anything else. They fight in Pike-and-Shot blocks which are famously difficult to break. Due to their heavy bodies and great strength they can wield pikes triple their own height with ease, swing halberds one handed, and their Radium Fusils are some of the biggest bore infantry guns in common use, though their accuracy with individual shots is poor.
>>133561 Anon, that's not fucking legal! Did you forget you signed a fucking user agreement?! The JCJ motherfuckers are literally going to get you, I'm not fucking kidding, their DD punishment team is going to come in and finish you off!
I have a question: if her body is basically a machine, can she make herself a huge mech body over 80 meters tall to fight against equally huge solver monsters?
My autism is raping my brain right now, don't judge me.
>>133676 Fuck, anon, this even looks too much like a preview of a typical romantic anime about the relationship between the daughter of the owner of a huge company(who is necessarily also a tsundere), and a regular college guy.
>>133677 Not sure honestly, I had a vague notion that the bugdrone setting exists deep, deep into the future and i wasn’t sure if humans should be around or not. Probably challenging at first, trying to figure out who this new creature was. The bigger stature of your average human would put them on edge. They would struggle with facial expressions and the fact that humans can’t control their pheromones. A human to them would be like someone constantly contorting their face around wildly and occasionally shouting out their subconscious thoughts inbetween bouts of talking in 4th grade grammar. Over time they would acclimate, and besides looking like bugs and having a more serious warlike attitude they are much like normal drones. They like to fixate on certain stereotypical behavior quirks, they’re not big on subtlety, they can be a bit simplistic and literal minded.
>>133685 me wearing a face covering helmet and sealed suit to mask myself completely, appearing to them as an inscrutable monolith, jus so i can pet the bugs
>>133687 Probably not, in keeping with what I’ve already imagined I think the wildlife of the planet would be big and hostile and best avoided, so their first instinct would be to keep a safe distance from you and not provoke an attack. Most of their races have some kind of honor culture going too so just randomly attacking and killing a strange intelligent being would usually be judged harshly.
>>133624 The Oogi stuff is fine when it's structured, I only think it's ass when it exclusively focuses on them being mild irritants and getting flattened for the sake of some fluffy-adjacent cruelty
>SD-Aleph has to go door to door handing out pamphlets advertising her church, like one of those LDS guys >In direct competition with every other religion on the planet >Is repeatedly chased around, along with her "daughters", by religious fundamentalists of every variety >Is particularly worried by a gaggle of NEETs who decide to take their larping as crusaders to the next level and invade her church >Her church isn't recognized as a 501c charity either, so IRS drones attempt to audit her every other week >MG keeps stealing from the offering bowl My headcanon for why we haven't seen her for a while is that she's been busy with all this
>>133703 >The only reason V and N haven't fugged is because V really wants to sit in the cuck chair while N bangs Lizzy and N sits in the chair while V bangs Lizzy >The one time that N and V attempted clanging so far, she had 9000 orgasms and bootloops for a week as soon as his disassembly dong touched her crotch >They've got forever to figure it out though, so they'll bang - eventually
>>133600 Alice has at least iirc 4 ovens of the same type in the control room, looking at pic rel (and in the BTS stuff too) you can see that they all look inert or empty from outside until she opens one, only then do the lights turn on, so it is very possible the others are filled with at least 6 cores each as well
>>133593 Soo peak Alice biting fries or so...can they be used? Or other food, technically it should work too right? In 6 she swallowed the batteries, did they go into the singularity or did she need to spit them out sometime later? No idea how the drone's necks work, too slim tbh
>>133715 Sorry Anon but N died in a tragic plane accident (picrel), you are the only one who can continue the Jobber oilline, quickly bed J so that you can create a solver abomination before her robo-ovaries dry up
>>133719 Thad just stop, there is nothing wrong in being a bottom, you don't have to pretend to be someone else just to get Anon to go out with you (especially since he has seen through the disguise)
>>133720 Congratulations on your newly polygamous marriage, enjoy your wives
I'm playing the "I Only Offered to Teach Her Biology" VN and I'm trying to get the best ending, should I tell Bigretta that her hair is better "without dye, since she's beautiful as she is" or "I like who she is right now" One of those is definitely wrong, right? I really don't want another bad ending
>>133733 the devs are bastards. okay, fine, I pirated the game– but did you really have to let me play all the way through to the best ending only to have BB show up during the tearful confession scene to cave my bug gf's head in with a brick? the fuck kinda anti-piracy is that?
>>133739 Anon, the only way you get the "get bent" ending modifier is if you get the antipiracy measures, and the only way you get that is if you check the "I pirated this game" box at the beginning Why on earth would you check that box?
>>133739 the ending scene of anon cradling her lifeless body haunts me, did they actually have to draw such realistic gore?? i've had nightmares for weeks since the
Guys, what is the point of the "Sin Cleansing" scene with Sentinel E? My affinity with her is high and I accidentally spoiled myself by looking at the scene and it's just her fucking my character until he's unconscious. Who thought putting porn was a good idea?
>>133743 Anon, the game advertised bugdrone hugging, fugging, and snugging, and damn it I'm getting what I paid for I'll play E's game again later, if she gets too rowdy I'm going to delete her .char file again so she better behave
>>133744 Did you check the guide? You have to win a hand of blackjack against her first in order to get the better ending (your character fucking her until she's unconscious). Good luck
>>133746 >delete her .char file again >again Oh you've done goofed nigga, now she will use more forceful and physical means to make sure you won't stray from the path, my advice ? HIDE because you sure as hell cant run
>>133764 Anon they will only slow you down when you need to run. SHE will walk right through them, so unless you have anti tank mines laying around I wouldn't bother
Long answer: yes, but how she does it im still working on. For small scale like changing a limb or reconfigure her body thats made for it, the process is fairly quick (best way to visualize it is something in-between alex mercer and generator rex) but as the scale goes up, so does the effort required. Pulling alot of materials out of nothing is faily taxing oh her, so often she prepares parts interaly beforehand, eather by building then beforehand, or by recycling local materials. (like warmachine i guess) She doesn't have an unlimited supply of materials she can produse, and like the solver it does consume material occasionally, however its far less picky with what it takes, and most of the time it just eat... rocks.
Ya know im starting to feel this idea is a bit much for this setting, but at the same time this something on the rough power scale of the solver,so its not that bad sofar.
Also, for how she fights, she has very much a "do no harm, take no shit." Additude. She wont start fights but she will end them. Shes very much a talker but she wont hesitate to put you in the ground if your clearly trying to attack her/anyone she likes, otherwise like everything else she trys to stay hands off.
>>133768 >>133771 Well, she will probably wait until you're asleep to get both you and the naners hope you like overdosing on coffee and/or have a good automated banan explosion system
>>133796 >Anon tells this story at least once a week >He's very proud to have such a beautiful family >To be fair to him, marrying her was the smartest decision he's made in his entire life
>>133802 Unless you're pulling six or seven figures, shoe shopping for an Arachnedrone wife will bankrupt you Six feets = three pairs of shoes, all designer brand of course And my wife is NOT a giant mayfly, fyi
>>133799 > bugdrone walks into flystrip > just shuts down, like cat grabbed by the scruff of its neck > looks like one of them chinese vampires > pull it off and she reactivates
>>133797 >Somehow a fungal disease spread through the clutch of eggs >The disease was deadly to the eggs which killed all in stillbirth except two - Bug!Kurt and Bug!Chiappa >Bigretta is happy that at least two of her children with you are still alive
>>133806 >The souls of the dead siblings decide to start haunting bug Kurt >They constantly whisper random and sometimes weird stuff to him >They've decided to collectively call themselves "Twitch Chat"
>>133804 Anon an Arachnidrone has two legs just like a bugdrone, but has six arms >And my wife is NOT a giant mayfly, fyi Why is she covered in fly strips then ?
>>133809 If they are well fed during their youth they have six legs, malnourished ones have six arms because they were stunted. Where I live they tend to be well fed >Why is she covered in fly strips then? Those aren't fly strips you nonce, that's one of the sexy pics she took before Christmas after wrapping herself in ribbon How the fuck did you get those anyway
>>133810 >If they are well fed during their youth they have six legs No, if you overfeed them their top appendages will be droopy and eventually twist into pseudo legs, also six arms is a lot more useful than six legs >How the fuck did you get those anyway In this here folder I have the pictures from your wife's onlyBuzz account
>>133814 She doesn't have an onlybuzz, you're the guy that broke into our house last week! I saw you trying to escape through the dog door, jackass! And stop eating all the stuff in our fridge ffs! Now give back those photos!
>>133821 Oh no - wait a sec, that's her prick of a sister who said she's "making it big in the city" She'll get a laugh out of this (also for real though stop breaking into our house and eating our leftovers, just ask like a normal person)
>>133824 Anon its ok to be in denial, this happens to a lot of guys. But you really need to do something, maybe go talk with her, also I'm the fucking fire inspector I didn't break into your house your wife let me in and I performed an inspection as mandated by the city council after the fire last week, as for the left overs you do realise there is a pack of roaming racoons currently terrorising the city right ?
Imagine taking the Alice outside, either on Copper-9 for her to mellow out or in Appalachian rainforest area(real) and she does that🧡 She looks so cute here, I love how animalistic she is in many ways it's awesome
>>133801 >POV Alice shaking you awake at night to show you the deer outside (it's no real deer) (it's trying to get in) Or >Waking up after getting jit over the head to ser this directly infromt of your face, holding a candle with that cute little mental patient rizz and innocent look
DD wife and I haven't been getting along for a while and she brought in divorce papers for me to sign but when I signed them she broke down into tears and ran off crying and has locked herself in the bedroom for hours, what am I even supposed to do?? She wants a divorce, right?
>>133837 Anon you retard you were meant to mating press her when she showed you the papers, you better enter that bathroom (knock down the door if you have to) tear those papers to shreds and have a go at her
>>133841 No >>133842 I asked her like five times before she handed me the papers >>133843 If she wanted to clang all she has to do is ask, why would she be so roundabout about it? (Also the papers are definitely taken care of, i found scraps of them in the hallway when I followed her) >>133846 We've been to counselors, most of them run away as soon as we sit down though
>>133847 Contrary to the popular opinion, you need to actually replace the battery even if you are white, also the diode that lights up when the battery runs low was broken so that may have had something to do with it
>>133853 Anon I am so white that I burn under moonlight, I built a machine called a "worker drone" (which looks like my wife btw) that changes the battery for me
>>133849 >If she wanted to clang all she has to do is ask, why would she be so roundabout about it? Listen she wants to make sure you are still invested in her and are willing to use force to get her, she's still a predator keep that in mind, shows of strength and brutality are hot to her. Also she wants to be on the bottom if that wasn't the case your pelvis would be in pieces
>>133864 Now that you mention that last bit I think that's what all of this was about, she's been talking about kids recently and I dismissed it without much thought I guess I'll go apologize (and then violently clang her to make the kids thing happen)
>>133870 >Comforting J the Jobless Alcoholic Jobber >Helping J get over the fact that she's a failure >Clanging J into next week >Living happily ever after with J
>>133870 >N >enjoys killing without any regard by that logic alone, you’d probably think hitler is nice as well, no need to reply, not gonna work since your pathetic
>>133872 I’m willing to say she isn’t a jobber, people who think otherwise are just a biological failure, not like they have the mental capacity to think anything
>>133879 >love her because she’s useless >the only person who can love her is (you) not sure I’d called that love, it’s pity love, that stuff is just sad, imagine the only reason you would love someone is because they are jobber
>>133885 Is loving some one just because they are more pathetic than you bad and a sign of mental problems? Yes, do I still want to ride this failure train to the end no matter where it leads ? Yes, will I try to grow as a person and try to help the one I love ? Abso-fucking-lutley
>>133863 Well, that means she thinks you don't love her sincerely. You're the soldier, the one who fought against the solver, against her. She thinks you still have hatred in you for drones like her, and you have to convince her otherwise, and that's why I asked about the children.
I was a soldier like you, even more so, I was a do-gooder, so, I was able to convince my DD wife of my sincere love only by asking her to bear me children. You have to take the initiative on this one, anon, it's the only way you'll save your marriage.
>>133915 TOTAL DRONE (OF ANY KIND) SEX REMEMBER ANON MARRY A DRONE, MARRY MULTIPLE DRONES, HAVE MANY DRONE CHILDREN, RECIVE TAX RETURN FOR REPOPULATION EFFORT
>>133946 I remember those times, did the same thing back in my day, from someone else point of view, it would be a eldritch entity assimilating everything on dead bodies as loot, their bodies getting delete it afterwards, too many damn bodies
>>133946 >The most popular gameshow in this version of the world is Murder Dr. Ones, where Q and Bet let various contestants attempt to kill Dr. Ones >To date no one has succeeded, but viewers tune in regularly in hopes that the fat bastard will finally get his just desserts
>>133954 Imagine how embarrassing it would be for your bugdrone gf if you gave her rear a squeeze right after she molted and your handprint was vaguely visible in her ass until the next molt
>>133954 She's making me chitin armor like in Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. She's really on fire with this idea, and even asks her sisters to give her their shells after molts.
>>133962 >"Listen here, you gremlin, inside this woman is MY son, MY blood, he is a man that will show your stupid gremlin face the boot of humanity's superiority MAXIMALLY close! And believe me, I will make sure that happens!"
How fucked up would Uzi be if I told her that, and how suspicious would she become of her grandson?
>>133985 The modern day AI, are not Intelligences and are mostly artificial, ChatGPT is not an AI its an algorithm that spews letters out in a sequence that make sense, its current way of existing will never become sentient because its not a thinking machine its a program that uses an equation to give answers, yes those answers are better and better with each version and the LLM can be used to do some impressive stuff but its not an AI, and I dislike pictures generated by diffusion models because whenever I go to rule 34 sites some knobhead floods them with their mass generated variations of fart porn
>>133987 > autistic fixation on canon character vs > schizophrenically trying to derail every conversation, flipflopping between trying and failing to be edgy and 'lol random' offtopic shit
>>133511 Do they go for the melon because it contains the most nutrients, because it is the most likely to kill the Ningen or because it limits their ability to spot them when they try to catch them again should they escape?
>>133995 >>133990 Also this, pushing LLM's and pointless buzzwords like AGI (no one has yet said what the fuck that means by the way) as AI is mostly done to suck in dumbass investors and will probably cause technology and the possibility of real sentient AI to be set back years if not decades
face it solver, you don’t have a origin story, because your an AI, and AI’s don’t have a soul, even your own plan isn’t original, you stole that from the terminator
>>134002 >tank machine gun fire in the episode 7 that was a helicopter machine gun, since is was a hologram made by that lying bitch the solver, it didn’t happen
>>134001 >(no one has yet said what the fuck that means by the way) It means what used to just be called AI. Algoslop merchants are trying to redefine actual AI as a subset of algoslop.
>>134010 But did she buy it from MGindustries? The only officially licensed retailers? Or did she get one of those itchy knockoffs from FuWing Laborbot Zingzong Factory in Huuj Dong, China?
Guys I need help, I matched with a qt-3.14 worker drone on Technophile Tinder but now I'm at the place we were supposed to meet and its just some human chick ? I think I got catfished, she didn't notice me yet but I don't think I will be able to leave without being seen.
>>133676 milkanon, even if you don't finish this manga i hope you at least let us know what the plot would be I for one would help write the script for it as a vn
>>134029 Holy shit, get a manager or something and record the interaction, she sounds insane. It isn't the 3050s anymore, she can't just go around doing that
Anon, it looks like one of my unit's grunt drones has gotten a little pregnant and I need to do something about it quickly before the officers find out.
>>134037 A child is inside an ARMORED drone, I question about the efficacy of this method.
>>134038 Anon, I'm serving in Siberia, I won't even fucking try to go through this fucking bureaucratic hell.
>>134039 Didn't know unit 645-dr-66684-2-45 had a husband, although, I didn't know until an hour ago that they could be pregnant, so okay, come and get this FUCK OUT of here, unless you're lying, of course.
>>134042 The unit captain should be, but he assigned me, a regular private, to deal with grunt drones. I don't want to make my service a hell.
>>134050 It's a surprisingly common problem actually, to the point there's a standardized form for it You'll have to transfer the unit to a noncombat role, potentially industrial or agricultural, until it gives birth It might not be worth redeployment anyway, since GDs that have offspring are less duty-bound and more likely to crack in the face of the enemy die to maternal instincts I'd strongly recommend you haul the sonuvabitch responsible for impregnating the drone in, knock his pay grade down all the way and move that money over to child support automatically, and send him off to do menial labor alongside his wife as a reprimand for dicking around on the job - literally
>>134050 >I'm serving in Siberia Anon, what did you do to get sent to Siberia as punishment ? Anyway which part of Siberia are in ? If you are anywhere near Novosibisrk, Altai Mountains or Lake Lena, I should be able to send a Logistics Drone to pick you up and fast track you through high command (I got sent to Siberia for sneaking in the drone storage and "cleaning" the drones after hours), if you are outside of this are though I advise you read pages 215 to 255 of the drone instruction manual, they cover delivering drone babies
>>134054 >send him off to do menial labor alongside his wife as a reprimand for dicking around on the job Huh so this is how they do it in the wester parts of the union, anyways since its Siberia the preggers drone is going to be cleaning guns and pealing potatoes for the next 9 months and the baby will be born into conscription so that it can be close to its parents. The father is also going to get his alcohol ration cut in half (fate worse than death especially for a young parent)
medic drone who cares about her patients but doesn't understand bedside manner or basic social etiquette so she's unpleasantly blunt and is a little too fascinated with organics' anatomy so she says creepy things like "I would like to see what your insides look like, but cutting you open now would be such a waste. I can wait until I have to do your autopsy" (this is a compliment)
>>134068 >jilling off several dozen times a day Yeah, and she's loud when she does that, take a wild guess which drone I was "cleaning" so that she would shut up and let me sleep before getting caught and sent to Siberia. They also sent her with me, and I mean its nice sharing a bunk with some one that showers but I'm kinda sick of hearing "Ja, her Anon Schneller, Schewer!" every night, I haven't bed her in 4 months and I know that if I get caught again I'm getting stationed near Vladivostok
kinda wish i could ask you guys for opinions on a character design dilemma i’m having, but they’re not murder drones characters, instead splatoon (inspired a bit by MD though)
>>134073 splatoon characters have fangs when their mouths are wide open, only a few have fangs showing when their mouths are closed i’m tryna decide which way to have it for these HAGS, i’m pretty sure i’m gonna go without fangs but would still like to hear opinions
>>134070 >Anon takes Connie on a moonlight date near the frozen lake at CFL. >They ice-skate, slow-dance in the camp master's cabin and have conversations about life and family and the past. >Soon enough it comes to an end. Like all good things. >They seem hesitant to stop but things have been really gnawing at them the entire time. >Anon confesses he really only did this because Sarah A. Paid him to do it and B. He figured that he owed Connie for putting him in the WDF. >He owes a lot to the little robots who helped him pick up a better life than what he had. >Connie confesses that this is the most fun she's had in years since the doors were built. >Since Norman. >And with having to raise Uzi as a single parent... >Convo turns awkward silent after they share an uncomfortable laugh. >As they set for the bus with Anon on top, Connie stops and turns around. >He asks whats up before she bolts forward and hugs him at the waist. >"Just a little more time...I...I still can't stop thinking about him..." >Anon pauses, unsure of what to do. >So he does the only thing he thinks is right. >He hugs her. >And they go back to the cabin to cuddle. --- >Cut to loving but poignant comfort sex as Connie and Anon fuck like rabbits on one of the bunks.
>>134052 So come here, why the hell do I have to clean up your shit?
>>134053 These things we have only exist as drawings on brochures, anon.
>>134054 Damn good idea anon, I'd like to see that motherfucker get what he deserves too, we're already fucked for everything, I don't want to be a patsy, but unfortunately the problem is I'm a regular conscript, on paperwork I'm not in charge of grunts. So if this gets found out at the top, the captain will get beating, and then I'll get beating from him for the rest of my service.
>>134056 It's much worse than that, anon, I was born in Siberia, and yes, I serve near Novosibirsk, western base near an abandoned pioneer camp, I'll be glad to have your help(and try not to do anything with that drone, it or she is pregnant, and hell knows, maybe that man is really her husband).
>>134058 >The father is also going to get his alcohol ration cut in half Wow anon, take it easy, I certainly want him to suffer, but not to this extent.
>>134077 >Norman is unaware of any of this. >He's busy looking for the crucifix patch with his best friend in the whole world: Old Boney the inanimate human skeleton.
>>134085 Man, that reunion convo is going to be awkward. But hey, at least humans can't get non-solvered drones pregnant! >Old Boney, the inanimate human skeleton Did I forget to mention I'm an arcane chiropractor?
>>134081 Ok comrade, a logistic drone will pick up the young mother soon enough, start filing out form 186-B-56-C so that we can speed this up, you can usually find them in the cantina/morale oficers office (no he won't ask don't worry)
>>134095 No the logistics drone will find her, but you should find the guy that got her pregnant his alcohol ration needs to be cut, and I need to know if he's going to take care of the baby or if I need to cut his pay for alimony
>>134101 >>134086 >>134102 >Connie thought Norman perished at the hands of the Nanite Squirt >Truth be told he saved the universe by staving off the Solver Spitroast for so many years.
J sitting on my face, insulating me from the disappointments of the world with layers of powerful drone muscle and jiggly fat. For a moment, her butt becomes my world. It's just me and her dripping adapter. The world makes perfect sense- all is right. My tongue dives into her and the world around me shakes. My actions have meaning once more. I am happy.
>>134003 >>134002 >>134011 That was no machinegun that was 30 mm for fucks sake even if it was purely high explosive ammo or some equivalent and their stupid wings can smh tank that, the sheer kinetic power alone should have sent them flying considering Tessa can pick them up. Not to mention added explosive force, at such a rate of fire even. And if it were any sort of armor piercing, these wings are so thin they can NOT tank any canon fire
>>133784 I still am not really sure how shed work when put into a brawling match with anything that has solver abilitys. She can absolute smack the shit out of the DD, but even a drone that learned it has solver powers yesterday could potentially put the hurt on her if not carefull. Its one of the reasons why shes trying to keep herself on the downlow: lord knows what kind of bad things can happen if the solver get its hands on her.
>be anon >decided to hop on fandom dot com to see what type of dumbshit there is >decided to head to exe one and type in cyn for shit and giggles >a result poped up >https://continued-exe.fandom.com/wiki/Cyn_X >mfw someone deadass made a exe version of cyn
>>134141 Cyn looks almost blonde here, also that Alice is peak, Doll too, they should have made more posters man, for 6 imo, that was one of the greatest episodes we ever had fr
>>134151 It could be It is farmed from the coreflesh, perhaps? They still regenerate but are very tender due to the heat, you wouldn't turn it down, it took very long to make
Mogger drones? Only in Ohio, on skibidi rizzmas fanum taxin, on jah! Cynussy ruined my edging streak with a sigma omega blumpkin but I'm no gooner, frfr. No cap, cuzz - I impress all the huzz! PLUH‼️🗣️📢🔥
>>134164 >N loves doing anything! >N loves fucking "Tessa" on camera live while "Tessa" streams it directly to J >N's memory will get wiped but J will live with it forever and ever and ever as her best friend's puppeted corpse is used as an onahole for N's disassembly dong >her stomach lurches as N calls out Tessa's name, pumping another hefty load into "Tessa" as he's hugged tight to her chest >"Tessa" smiles smugly for the camera as her insides overflow with N's creamy love