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>>133142 It's less sensitive until you dig your fingers into the gaps between the plates and massage the tender synthflesh beneath. Just be careful not to do it without warning her first because it's thick and strong enough to launch you into the air if she's surprised.
>>133142 The stinger itself isn’t particularly sensitive, but the connective tissue on the underside where it attaches to the tail is a scritchable erogenous zone just like the base of the tail
>>133144 >Anon is really glad that Abby isn't a Solver abomination any more >Sure, he had to resort to powers beyond his reckoning to turn back time (lots and lots of amethyst crystals and repeatedly reorganizing the surface of Copper-9 to obtain appropriate Feng shui or whatever that dumb new age shit is) but it was worth it
>>133086 We don't know yet what the new show will be. We only have a teaser from two years ago, it's better to wait for the pilot episode to be released.
Although despite the fact that the teaser has gained only one hundred thousand views in two years, there are doubts about the success of the project.
>>133150 >lots and lots of amethyst crystals and repeatedly reorganizing the surface of Copper-9 to obtain appropriate Feng shui or whatever that dumb new age shit is only one drone could have taught Anon such secrets
>>133148 >put a bowl of eggwash and seasoned flour in front of an oogi hive >tell the oogis to play inside >they start splashing in the egg and flour, unwittingly breading themselves
>>133147 >>133149 >Sensitive synthfelsh under plates Are you a strong enough dude to get under you drones protective plating ? Also what mods (that are not biology adapters) are you installing on your drone ? I'm a dedicated E simp so I have to go with extra cooling
>>133155 >now that you’re all dirty from playing in the delicious slurry, how about cleaning yourselves in this giant bubbling pot of viscous yellow water?
>>133159 Imagine taking Abby's apron off and making out with her on the kitchen table while Jane and Bonnie are waiting outside on the doorstep wondering why you aren't answering the door
>I was jorking it >I suddenly remember I lost my arm in oogi accident >That when asked the scary question >Who was... Working on my peanits? >3 ghost girls appears
>>133129 >You and this E have been hugging for a photo for a while now >You can’t tell if it’s you that doesn’t want to let go or the mascot suit wearer
>>133165 >You pull out a nugget and give it to Oogi, who happily starts eating it >You chuckle before realizing you didn't hand it the ooginugget >You handed her the Among Nugget >It's too late to take it back, the Oogi has already eaten it >You have altered the evolutionary path so that Oogi will no longer evolve into a bugdrone >Oogi will now evolve into an Amogus
>>133156 >XL tongue upgrade with enhanced saliva production for more drone drool and lickies >medical synthesizers so she can replace her nanite acid with performance enhancing substances in the bedroom
>>133176 I’ve been here for a while and to be honest i had been making other greens, still trying to figure out Becca’s major greentext since that would be more horror focus than the others i made.
A headcanon of mine is that in the Solver War-less timeline, Abby and Anon were childhood friends and Abby was hall monitor each grade while Anon was a little twat of a delinquent, but the two would sneak off to hold hands and stuff while the teacher drone desperately tries to figure out where they are
>>133189 I remembered one green where V was eating oogis like popcorn, with detailed descriptions of the oogis' horror at the sight and sounds of their kin being devoured, and I just pictured a bug drone in V's place.
What would bug drones even think about eating their tiny and dumb but still ancestors?
>>133211 They wouldn't be eating their ancestors, they'd be eating patent pending "Oog Puffs", little Oogi-shaped cheese puff snacks Oogis are basically extinct on earth, with the last surviving populations living on Ball's Pyramid in the Pacific and in Antarctica as Pengoogs
"Introducing the Hottest New School RomCom on /md/, I Only Offered To Teach Her Biology, But Now I Have To Teach Her How To Love Too?. When our protagonist, the human loner, Anon Y. Mous is forced to tutor a fellow student in order to save his recommendation to his chosen college, he is surprised to find that he is made to tutor none other than Oogikawa Bugretta, the tall, dark, aloof, yet starkly brutal beauty of /MD/ Highschool, called the "Big Boogi" by all her admirers in the school. She proves her distant, cruel reputation, and Anon is made to guide her studies, specifically, biology. Tempted to get back at her for her rude, utterly aggravating, sarcastic demeanor, Anon decides to teach her a lesson, but as it turns out, there may be more behind the steel wall that is the Boogi's exoskeleton than meets the eye! In lieu of this revelation of her vulnerabilities, Anon finds that not only is he going to have to teach her about biology, she'll definitely need a touch up on the fundamentals to living life and finding happiness as well!"
>>133218 MilkAnon lives!!! It's good to see you're still okay, I thought Pilk (pickle milk) was going to kill you! And he returns with the 10 foot tall goth mommy sentinel bugdrone!!!! 👑 KING
>>133233 i mean it ain't that hard to jack some other vn's code and draw some easy assets for the characters and we can just steal all of md's music or something
>>133222 >core Nori has J take one of the glass jars from Alice's hideout >J places Nori in the glass jar and seals it tight, putting it on the bedside table while she and Khan go at it >if Nori gets too excited and starts tapping her claws against the jar, J will yell at her to stay in her cuck jar >Uzi can hear all of this from her bedroom
>>133119 Linking back to all of my previous BugDrone posts, I'm sketching some variants right now. I'm sketching some of the variants suggested by an Anon from the previous thread right now, if I have it even partway done I'll post it today before I sleep. >>131792 >>131997 >>132396 >>132639 >>132965
>>133247 >Are you an ass man or a tits man? >Idk bro, but I think tits provide more stability. >Personally, I'm on team thighs because they allow more aiming positions.
>>133231 look at them stupid bloody hands, can’t even touch or grab anything, and most certainly can’t sword fight like kirby, this THING doesn’t have the privilege being called kirby, kirby is beloved, nice and caring, not whatever this is
>Oogi appears >"wot." >Does its stupid dance to appease the behemoth of a god that is the weighty weapons man. >*Horse noises* >Proceeds to flick the oogi so hard it flies into a wall and is splattered all over.
>>133260 >Argues with her parents and gets sent to her room >She outgrew her room years ago when her bugdrone puberty hit >Her parents just happened to have the recessive genes that left them normal size oogs and made her a tall bug
>>133262 No Anon, she's a tsundere!!! She secretly WANTS you!!! This is your only chance, Anon, no other woman on Earth would have kids with you!!! Save your bloodline, Anon!!! ANOOOOOON!!!!
>>133248 Lessons in Catching Oogikawa's Heart! or: I Signed Up as a Tutor so I Could Get Into College, But My Pupil is My Cool Beauty Classmate and Also a Giant Bug?! A Heart-Pounding Story of Teaching a Rude Goth Insect Girl Biology Lessons (and Love?!?!)
>>133276 >Tries to scream racisms >Sounds like "mininini miniminimini!" or an animal crossing villager >Tough talk for some ooger who's never seen the toughest of Neo Detroit
>>133279 >the daughter gasps in shock as she lets out a frustrated “mother…!” Through gritted teeth. >the enn is trying to calm down his wife who looks like shes ready to turn feral. >meanwhile the boyfriend has no clue wtf is going on.
>>133279 >>133282 casually reminder her that she’s in love with the same person who killed her mother and never told her about it, pretty fucking pathetic that she, of all things, is having a go at a human, who’s never saw her before or done anything
>>133282 >Anon decides to try and use that "conflict resolution" stuff they've been teaching in one of his classes >He doesn't remember much of it because he's fallen asleep repeatedly during the lectures, but he's got a 'good feeling' about an attempt I'm actually tutoring your daughter in biology. I'm letting her get familiar with human anatomy and she's returning the favor with bugdrone anatomy! >Bugdrone gf blushes >Enn's mustache convulses >Oogi's eyes bulge so hard they're bigger than her head
>>133287 >With his heart in his throat and his dick in his hand, N swallows the pop rocks and the soda >Thousands of miles away, a random underfed African child explodes >Not because of the pop rocks or anything but because he stepped on a a landmine >The end
>>133302 Ah, but the train has finally pulled into the station where my erection gets on board (buggy drone babes, not to be confused with drone babes with the porygon z glitch bug)
>>133309 Wrong. It explodes all the oogis. >>133310 They can chew on the remains of the exploded oogis. >>133311 See point above. >>133313 I think the universe should invert your karma so you get hit by a truck.
>>133311 >There are Homeless Drones Not on my watch they aren't, well at least one of them, where can I find a hobo drone so that I can take them of the street and into my home
>>133380 >Your style meter doesn't go up by much. >It's not cuh-ray-zee enough to just push him over. >Do you even royalguardtricksterswordmastergunslinger?
Can someone catch me up on the Milkanon lore? I heard he soured a bit, his blood curdled or something. I don't dairy ask him directly, possible because I fear I'd cream. I don't want to have a cow or anything but could someone catch me up without being too cheesy?
Would Boyzzy be one of those weirdly elitist monsterfuckers who thinks you can only say you're into monstergirls if you're only into straight up, completely inhuman monsters and looks down on less hardline monsterfuckers who are okay with anime girls with monster bits on them?
>goth beretta bugdrone dragging you home and making her complete her homework for her while she lounges on her bed and reads >if you aren't fast enough she 'punishes' you by dragging you into the bed and pinning you down >immoral makeout sessions usually result >hence, not much of either your or her homework gets done >her parents hide inside an empty can hoping that if the house collapses on them while the two of you get frisky they might survive if the can holds
>>133413 it’ll hold, it’s rated for 1000 times atmosphere pressure >anon’s and goth beretta make the ceiling collapse on top of the can >the can almost being crushed by anon
>>133405 >your J wife is going away on a business trip >but don't worry, she's bought a duplicate of her adapter and is leaving it with you >she'll feel everything you do to it
>>133421 Genes. Perhaps the big bugretta drone was small but grew large once its dominant genes kicked in. Also I wonder if other oogis here still get drawned to bugretta. Even if they aren’t the big sausages that those little guys are familiar with.
>>133426 The bugdrones evolved from Oogis become a gaggle of admirers to the tall Bugretta bugdrones If you manage to win the heart of the big Bugretta, at least five Uzi bugdrones are now madly in love with you as well
>>133430 >Jane has a weird black on the half of face at all times >Bonnie has a black bar over her eyes >Abby... Why doesnt Abby have a weird face thing?
>>133446 You want to bully them now, but you'll want to bang their descendants Be careful so they don't pass down stories of an asshat through the generations and deny you the bugussy when they've finally evolved to be hot
Well i can’t direct that sadistic bullying to the oogis. Then i’ll direct it to the loafs. Those things aren’t evolving anytime soon. That or wait until they grow into ooginids and become hostile to their descendants.
>>133451 >Anon insults an Oogi, stealing her Beanie >Oogi has to get a new beanie, Oogi tells all her Oogis that Humie is a Meanie Humie >Anon gets constantly pestered by oogis, crowds of them even in public sometimes as news has spread throughout the city >Even the BugDrones, oogis descendants, have heard about how Anon is a meanie, and join in on the mocking laughing and pointing >They say his dick is so small a bug couldnt even feel it >ouch
>>133458 Yeah but its really political >Oogis still dont have rights as they are classified as bugs >Bugdrones however have been recognized as close enough to a drone to gain rights >In very rare cases does an Exterminator have to exterminate a site filled with "feral bugdrones" but usually they are unharmed >Bugdrones, feeling bad for their lesser elders fight for their rights to not get exterminated AS often >Since has not gone anywhere yet >Some Exterminators have put down the gasmask and flamethrowers to lay some pipe on the Bugdrones, but tensions remain fierce between the two groups
>>133460 Oof. Actually now that i think about it, how would the oogis feel about bugdrones? Do they accept them or find them to be suckups to humie dicks?
>>133461 >bugdrone tsudere is getting on your case again >tell her to stop >Her wings flutter and she gets a smug look on her face "Makke Me!" she says giggling >Sigh and pull out your phone typing in random numbers, the bugdrone tilts her head a little studying you >"Yes Hello? Exterminators? yeah I have a very naughty Bug here who needs exterminating please come quck" >The Bugdrone gets pale her multiple arms close in on her chest and she tenses up, shaking her head, she starts tugging on your arm to make you stop >"Yeah shes attacking me I need you to get here quickly please she might try and lay her eggs in my torso" >She has given up and began scrambling around the room in a blind panic, sort of like a cockroach >she eventually finds the only thing similar enough to a hole for her to hide and and attempts getting under your couch cushions >She is failing horribly at hiding but she is locked in tight her body shaking worried an exterminator is coming to spray gross stuff on her face
>bugdrone gf wants you to spank her with a flyswatter and call her a filthy little insect >apparently some of them are even into mild shocks with a bug zapper, so you count yourself lucky you didn't get one of those
>>133474 Actual functional Religion Theres buildings and great works, gatherings and prayers Cthulhu anon, the Neet she is, has no fucking clue The rare instances she does go outside she is confused why weird looking drones gasp and begin to flutter their wings wildly while pointing She once waved back and the Bugdrone suffered a heart attack in one of her hearts No one believes these Bugdrones who report about Cthulhuanon sightings as they go back to worshiping their squid idols
Cthulhu anon doesnt know that, if she so wanted, she could totally just rule the world at this point but asking the Oogis and Bugdrones very politely to start consuming everything Instead she sits at home at 3AM playing Dawn of War 2 the Last Stand
>>133477 I missed the part where that’s my problem, ruling the world isn’t as easy as one simpleminded person would think, governments, civilisations, money, inflation and food! it’s like being a parent, but instead of a 2 or 3 things you look after, it’s 70 billion
Got sidetracked but here's the first BugDrone variation I thought up, a flying kind. In melee fights they wield a long lance, for fights at range they prefer a similarly long railrifle. While most BugDrone hivecities are made up of a large population of infertile females who have to win the resources and social standing to molt their wings and reproduce, the fliers (haven't named their race or faction yet) are made up almost entirely of Alate Princesses, each of whom is an elite fighter. Their population however is much smaller than the average, so they can afford to invest more food, water and treasure in each individual member. They don't go to war as often as other types of BugDrone, and are often called on to mediate disputes because all factions respect their martial power. You may note that they also have longer legs, they're a fair bit taller than the BugDrone average. I'm terrible at drawing fur or fluff and drawing a bugdrone with her entire body covered in it would be nightmarish, so I'm just giving her little puffs of it at the joints and around her neck like a little mane. I'm still learning how to draw it well so this isn't how it'll look when finalized. Still have to add clothes and such later as well.
>>131556 We've introduced a prey species, so let's present one of the main predators of the Mist Islands, the Konshi ("Cone Tooth")
>another member of the Terracetian family, being one of the main predators of the Mist Islands, filling in the roles animals like wolves would, having virtually no predators of their own >Bottlenose Dolphins are their closest relatives and this becomes very obvious if spent enough time with them, retaining their social behaviour and even playful nature, living in familial groups that often band with each other >their lineage also becomes obvious in how frighteningly clever they are, bordering on understanding the meaning of certain things and words; >they’ve completely lost their ability to echolocate, replacing it with a sharp sense of smell, sniffing out fresh blood from kilometers >they hunt in packs of 3 to 4, but can sometimes reach as high as 6, often being made of bachelors that think they’re capable of taking down some of the bigger animals
>>133510 >while they engage in active predation of other land animals, they seem to not have forgotten their watery home as fish still makes up a good size of their diet and with the abundance of lakes and rivers on the islands, there’s more than enough fish to go around; they also seem to be fond of the Ice Crabs Ningen feed on, often picking them out of their burrows thanks to their long snouts and with little fear of them pinching their noses thanks to their nostrils being so close to their foreheads >clicks and chirps aren’t part of their language anymore, now using echoey, drown out howls and calls that fill the forests with an unsettling ambience; many describe the sounds almost like singing, like some siren calling out from the sea, with locals advising to hightail it as soon as possible if you hear them getting closer, Konshi may not see Drones as food, but they sure as hell can get a bit too playful with them and it’s best to just leave instead of being jumped by several juvenile Konshi >their flippers adapting back into legs brought some interesting changes, with three of their original fingers being used for walking, losing their 5th one and their “thumb” being left free, developing a long nail; while many think of the famous killer claw raptors of the prehistoric era used to possess, this is an absolute far cry from it as it’s surprisingly dull and not at all good at stabbing things with, however many believe that in time it will eventually become like that feared claw, especially once one has seen how Konshi often jump on their prey and try to get a good grip of them as they tear chunks of meat out of them to deal as much damage as possible, often aiming for the possible melon their food might still possess (2/2)
>>133536 in a literal sense, they are a nobody, remembering a dead machine isn’t worth the pain, and the fact it died to a fnaf jumpscare, which is pathetic, nothing noticeable to laugh about
My N says he’s gonna commit suicide if I don’t give him 14 golden retrievers by this weekend. Obviously I can’t do that, and obviously I don’t want him to kill himself, so, what are some methods a Disassembler could use to commit suicide? And how can I take preventative measures?
What if N went to the doctor for his yearly checkup, but he accidentally scheduled his appointment at a doctor for humans instead? What would they be able to check the same as a human, and what would be different?
>>133549 >really hard to kill a Disassem- let’s see >pen can incorporate them >metal fan blade easily decapitate them >sun >impaled by a rocks yet, some retards have the audacity to call them strong
>>133545 Jokes on him, disassemblers are incapable of killing themselves. I've seen overworked J models blow their brains out as a form of stress relief only to regenerate. Worst case scenario, you can always go to the JCJ servers and upload his most recent personality backup to a new core.
N owner here. I’ve had my N for almost 9 years now. I planned on keeping him forever but I’m in a really bad place financially right now and not only can I not afford to take care of him anymore, I don’t even have enough money for just myself. I planned on giving him away or taking him to a shelter, but then, on the night before I was gonna do that, I made a discovery. His organs are worth a LOT of money. And they regenerate. I immediately realized we could exploit this. As long as I’m feeding him enough, he’ll be able to regenerate again and again with no permanent damage. He’s really scared, though, because it’s still gonna feel just as painful, and he’s worried something will go wrong and he’ll die. But he’s willing to risk it to stay with me. I came here to ask, is there anything I should know before I start cutting my N open? Any sensitive spots, organs that can’t regenerate, ways to keep him safe and comfortable, etc.?
>>133556 >I’ve seen overworked J models blow their brains out as a form of stress relief only to regenerate. lmao >>133557 I saw a gang of stray drones, I think it might’ve been a cult cause they were all wearing pink gowns and hats, kill an N on the street in cold blood, by repeatedly stabbing him in his heart and guts with a lawnmower blade. It was brutal.
continuing work from >>132980: last time I tried drawing this concept in both versions it took like 2 weeks so im already making good progress, robot-tism doing me good today.
Bit more lore bout funny machinegod: Her "main" body is essentially a housing containing her core (which its shape is best described as a rifled/twisted cylinder). outside of the core, she can manipulate the body to basically produce any machinery she desires, however she uses this power quite rarely, as she instead make her main body modular and just shuffles around the pieces as need be. its much less taxing oh her this way and far less loud, as the process for summoning/building/manipulating is often stupidly loud/bright/industrial noises. Plus it means i can make transformer jokes.
(also yes, that humanoid body IS tucked into the plane body, i haven't drawn the rest of the plane bits on the humanoid part yet but everything SHOULD match. ill be sure to make a little highlight thing once i finish with the humanoid, scaling might be a tad fucked still but eh.)
(also yes, that's a helmet, there's a normal looking head under that, i just couldn't be assed to try drawing it tonight)
when Cyn ripped out N’s heart only for it(him) to return to his body, after he nestled himself back in his own chest, the camera cut away, and the next we see of N, he’s alive and fully regenerated, his whole body functioning again. there was a part between those two things that we didn’t see, and i’m wondering how that worked? how did N, as his own heart, reconnect to all the tubes and wires and organs in his chest? at what point did he close himself up and how? when did his consciousness transfer from his heart back to his whole body? when did his heartbeat resume?
>>133580 she’s a DD as well, they know how their own bodies work, if they don’t, all of them would getting stabbed by their own stingers, and the only way to neutralise it is by licking the place it got stung, DD regeneration doesn’t help with that acid
>>133581 if you're still this retarded about the English language I hope it's from lack of sleep. otherwise that's just your natural level of stupidity
I want drones to be able to eat human food so I can sit in a cozy, rustic pub snuggled up to Alice and eat a hearty meal together– chased by a little snifter to warm us up inside as we wait for the worst of the snowstorm outside to pass
>>133597 what would be the point of having them, there are more dead DD’s laying around in cabin fever labs than there is in alice’s oven, conclusion! dingos can destroy DD cores by eating them