Hi my Friends! Hope you are doing good, I'm just going to say one thing. Drones. The amazing Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wonderful wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The informative OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>133119
I want to be able to wrap my arms around Alice and make her feel safe and loved. I want to encourage her to pursue her artistic passions and express my love for her quirks should she ever feel self-conscious about them. I want to return to her some of her old self while loving her for the woman she's grown into.
Hugging her would feels o nice, she would be thinner than you'd expect, drones have large head but below they are very sleek. Alice would also be very light in weight, the antlers make her heavier than another drone of that size but still easy to pick up, one can just hug her and lift her off the floor. Her chest and pelvis may be hardshell but it's very smooth and the gown isn't too tight, would be nice to hold. Few days ago I was at some restaurant where they had these driving-shelf-robots, afzer it delivered you had to select on the tablet(visor/face[when not displaying text]) that you are done, and it was warm to the touch, maybe 30° or so, Alice's face would be similiar, the body not much less. Especially the soft middle, or chest too since the cutaway shows there's meant to be an oiltank.
>>134250 >should she ever feel self-conscious about them. That would be do cute my heart She's so adorable and special, besides I'm extremely proud of her, she's one of the most competent/intelligent characters in the show and managed to take every DD on Copper-9 out, very admirable Imagine Alice humming or purring
>>134250 The tail would also be so good when cozy... Or just now in winter, her pretty black and white face, the dark head overall with the neat black streaks on the brown hair ever so slightly reddish (when iluminated, actual red not 'ginger'), what a very cozy and good looking design. Alice under the same blanket, or on the couch, cuddling, her bare hands and feet, very smooth and nice, she's so perfect
Still cant get over the fact that with each day people are doing more and more fanart of lord x and cyn to a point where >>134124 found one of cyn an cyn exe on the fandom wiki
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>>134128 >”You really ought to give it a try, see if you don’t enjoy it,” said Elliott Bonneton, passing his lit cigarette to Serial Designation N, whose built-in language translator somehow includes the squid-like language. >”Thanks, buddy!” N replied in that language, took a huge puff of the cigarette, then collapsed to the floor hacking and wheezing. His new, ink-filled friend muttered under his breath, “Noob.” >Nearby, Elliott’s lady coworkers, Evie and Edith, were hanging out with the ladies of N’s squad. >V and Edith were laying on a bench, immobilized, after the latter offered to share her seaweed stash with V. >”Woah, are we like… best friends now…?” asked a totally spaced out V, while putting her arm around Edith and poking her cheek, mesmerized by how squishy her face is. >Edith, also spaced out, replied, “Yeah, man… we cool.” >”I love you so much…” V started sobbing uncontrollably, overly emotional due to the intoxicated state she was in. She sloppily embraces Edith in her cone-shaped disassembler arms, petting her white hair and fiddling with her gold sun-shaped earrings. >Edith, helpless and resigned to her fate as V’s new teddy bear, just lied there and let it happen. >J and Evie were drunkenly stumbling about, wine bottles in hand, rambling about how incompetent their coworkers are. >”Annndthen,” said the disassembler with slurred speech, “he questioned *hic* the company. Said summ about, “what the company plans to do with us afterwards?” He’s sooo dumb…” >”I feel that about my guy allllll the time…” the brunette responded with an exaggerated eye roll, only tipsy compared to the robot who was on the verge of passing out, “and then what’d you do? Slap him across his big dumb face? That’s what I always do! Or kick him in the stomach.” >J couldn’t help but giggle, anticipating a reaction of praise and admiration from the human. She would probably say something like, “Woah, J! That was exactly the right thing to do! I’m so glad you put that idiot in his place!” J was so excited to be hanging out with a real live human. >”I put a—“ J could barely get all the words out without giggling. “I put a virus stake in him and left him to die,” she finally said, bashfully twirling her hair and fidgeting with her fingers. “Jammed it right in his heart…” In the few seconds it took for Evie to say something back, J was already grinning uncontrollably and blushing bright yellow. But Evie’s smile was gone. >“That’s horrible.” she told the twintailed disassembler. “You’re the worst boss ever. You should go to fucking shitty dirty jail.” > Spongebob Sad - Sound Effect(HD)
>>134273 Rebecca kisses with full tongue like the cheerleader slut that she is. Emily i like to tries to kiss normally only to cave-in and go full makeout session. Robo-christians tend to repress a lot of their urges before releasing them all to once one day
>>134276 >Akita holding your forearm in her lap, running her clawed fingers over your tendons and muscle, squinting intently at the veins running through your flesh pumping with blood.
>>134298 She's kind of like warm rubber. Soft, almost uncannily smooth, pliable. Don't pinch or poke her cheeks too much, even if they are extra pinchable.
As the Solver infection slowly crops up in more places across the world, infected populations of Bugdrones sometimes form semi-stable communities, worshipping the fungus. As the spores spread through their bodies they eventually develop a compulsion to bite and eventually eat other Drones. Solver cults are well known to practice self-mutilation, blood sacrifice of prisoners and eachother, and cannibalism. They decorate themselves with cut jade and the mandibles of Drones they've killed and consumed, and despite their enclaves being separated by vast distances they all adopt a uniform set of beliefs as if they were influenced by a single controlling will... Each Drone they devour causes their infection to progress, and when they reach a certain tipping point they will undergo a violent metamorphosis as the solver fungus erupts from their body to form a cocoon
>Sitting down with your bugretta >You have flipped her on her back and are rubbing her tummy gently >She is happy and relaxed >The oogies harrumph >That night a group of oogies decide they can do the same thing too, if not better >They enter bugretta's chamber >She is sleeping >They try to push her to the side but can't. They only wake her up >They start smashing into her, hurting her side >They manage to flip her >Bugretta is crying >The oogies climb onto her and try petting her to make it better >Between their panic and their stupidity they decide that the putting more force to the petting produces better results >They hit and rub bugretta's tummy raw >The rest of the hive bursts into the chamber >They seize the radicals and pull their limbs off in their fury >They try to console bugretta and roll her backside up again >The poor creature is made to lie on it's hurt belly and it cries from the pain >The oogies are too stupid to understand what they did and they stuff her with food instead
>Going through early MD threads out of boredom >Find pic related in one of the threads and anons treating it as an Oogi >Loafposter has been here since the start
>>134337 because they don't need to reproduce to maintain/increase their numbers. they just spawn out of thin air so they don't need to survive to pass on their genes
>>134334 kill loafs, behead loafs, roundhouse kick loafs into the concrete, slam dunk a loaf baby into the trash can, crucify filthy loafs, defecate into loafs food, launch loafs into the sun, stir fry loafs in a wok, toss loafs into active volcanoes, urinate into loaf’s gas tank, Judo throw loafs into a wood chipper, twist loafs heads off, report loafs to the IRS, karate chop loafs in half, curb stomp pregnant loafs, trap loafs in quicksand, Crush loafs in the trash compactor, liquify loafs in a vat of acid, eat loafs, dissect loafs, exterminate loafs in the gas chamber, stomp loafs skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate loafs in the oven, lobotomized loafs, mandatory abortions for loafs, grind loafs fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown loafs in fried chicken grease, vaporize loafs with a raygun, kick old loafs down the stairs, feed loafs to alligators, slice loafs with a katana.
>>134232 >humoogis are just oogis but slightly more bigger. Like a size of a small dog. >still looks and acts like oogis but with small dog complex and are still little uncivilized shits
What the fuck have you brought upon this accursed land anon?
I just thought of a way to make Kurt's "chat" work without it being meta
>Kurt and Chiappa, through Beretta's heritage, can receive mental messages from Auntie Cyn >She focuses on Kurt because she thinks Chiappa is 'too pure', whatever that means >She still has the ability to modulate her voice so she decides to say random and incomprehensible things to him in different voices >She likes to call him "Mutant Andy" >Brushing his teeth? "wow so poggers" a voice says >Practicing with his clarinet? "please play despacito i bed you" >Laying in his bed and trying to sleep? "KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA" she says in the most annoying way possible >Kurt hasn't told Chiappa or his parents about the voices calling themselves "chat" because he doesn't want to come off as insane >It's already enough with Grandma Uzi heckling him but he doesn't want his family to think of him as even more weird
>>134355 >From domestic Oogis >Meaning there was a point somewhere along the line, between Oogis and bugdrone, where the intermediate creature probably tried to seduce its owner >Or at least it became uncomfortably clear that the "pet" was more sapient than before
>>134371 Drones can make more humans, but it's way more complicated and expensive to obtain the hardware An alliance between the drones and bugdrones might be feasible though
>>134382 >Kurt thinks that because of his aunt's reputation, he gets "special" treatment from the hospital staff >And for some reason, mostly from the female staff >Although he doesn't complain about the extra rations
>>134374 >Be Anon >Be the Emperor of a planet-wide empire with your lovely Empress and wife queen bugdrone >Your subjects are very loyal to you and the Empire >The only weird thing is that... they're all your children >The Empire's treasurers? They're your children >Your top advisors? They're your children >The nobles ruling as governors? They're your children >Your palace's staff that cook and clean for you? They're your children >You don't know what to make of your billions of subjects being yout children but you love them all equally >And you your wife is calling you to your bedroom so that you can breed her to make more bugdrones
>>134384 With money. Clearly this is a honest-working society-contributing oogi with stable finances. And yes i checked; it didn't just teal it from my wallet and pass it off as its own.
>>134388 >You remember all of their names, somehow >It is a little shocking to think you populated a planet entirely by yourself with your wife's help though >The most expeditious of your spawn have begun to colonize other worlds and still call often >Yes, you've lived a full life >... and you're only 40 and your wife's making eyes at you again >Uh oh
>>134395 >Your birthday is not only a national holiday, it's hell >Because you have to answer several hundred million messages >And that's just from one colony
>>134392 >All of his soldiers's skills are equivalent to the SAS >They're the most well-equipped and dangerous soldiers around >>134395 >All of your spawn are unfortunately infertile >That means the colonisers cannot replenish their numbers >If the colonies need to prosper, they need more colonisers from the home planet >That means, once again, you have to breed your wife once again
>>134400 >The Empire's best scientists have completed their most expensive and ambitious project, commissioned by your wife >It's a drug that extends your youth and vitality so that, so long you keep taking the drug, you stay perpetually young >Your 120th birthday is coming up which is celebrated by your billions of spawns >As a gift, your wife drags you off to the bedroom to give her more children
>>134402 >Every few years, your wife lays an egg that contains a new queen >You and your wife still love them, of course >Once the new queen is old enough, she sets off to space to start her own realm >Some years later, a fleet of ships appears over the planet containing your queen daughter and her children which are now your grandchildren >She brought them over so that they can meet their grandfather
>>134407 >She also brought her mate with her >Its a human, just like you >His name is Incog N. Tous and the two of you become best buddies in an instant
>>134407 >You meet your human son-in-laws >They're fine, but you sort of don't approve (although you know your daughters can fend for themselves and could eat their husbands if they needed to) >You and the boys bond over football and beer while your respective wives remain forever confused about your shared predilection towards such things
While Alice did do a great job keeping them from regenerating by putting their cors in the oven I am pretty sure that it was the Sentinels who actually fought them.
>>134361 Between five and fifty, depending on the variety of bugdrone. They’re about the size of a large chicken egg when laid. They need mineral rich water and a warm humid environment to grow. Over a period of about a month under ideal conditions they’ll grow to the size of a pillbaby and hatch into an adolescent bugdrone. At that point they need to eat at least a quarter of their body weight in food every day for the next four to six months. They’ll molt paper thin layers of baby carapace every day or two until reaching their adult size. They mature at lightning speed physically but it takes a while for them to grow a personality, so for their early lives they really are literal drones. These young ones are often employed doing simple jobs that require lots of muscle or manual labor and are overseen by their elders. As their personality and individual quirks shine through they’re picked off by mentors from more specialized trades.
>>134427 Bro you get veterans discounts, plus get the NORMAL implant lung not one of the bionic ones that lets you breath underwater or inhale carcinogens without the risk of carcinoma
>>134429 Anon, my allowance is ONLY enough for food, utilities and internet, I'm literally fucking destitute and I have no way of finding a decent paying job where the drone bitches won't try to literally fuck me!
MilkAnon here, I Only Offered To Teach Her Biology, But Now I Have To Teach Her How To Love Too? page 2. Trying to aim for a consistent daily release for the first few pages
>>134432 you don't remember him from the /md/ community meetup in las vegas back in april? jeez, i knew we got a bunch of newfags ever since liam announced season 2 but you at least have to learn some of the history
>>134437 Anon, the last we ever saw or heard of tomoe was in Vegas when he got into the back of that limo with that chick and they drove off into the sunset
>>134430 >I have no way of finding a decent paying job where the drone bitches won't try to literally fuck me! >I disobey the law and wont marry a drone >Why am I being punished for antisocial behaviour ? Anon please...
>>134445 Bro, the federation disbanded 5 years ago just let it go, do you know how hard it would be to continue expansionist policy when every single colonized planet lost 80-90% of its population? The Universal Union of Human Planets is our best way of SURVIVAL in the current day and age and the only way to survive is to accept drones as members of society so that we may rebuild. You want to be a stubborn fool clinging to old flags and morals? Do your thing, just remember most DD's changed their ways and got mostly demilitarized and are now functioning members of society (disproportionally as shock troops and Morale Enforcers but who cares ?)
>>134447 My family has served the Federation for eleven generations. 27 men and 6 women in my family gave their lives for the Federation. I endured pain with think about the Federation. I have endured the horrors of war with the fucking god of end only because of my faith in the Federation. I threw myself into hand-to-hand combat with bloody iron vampires thinking only about the Federation. I lived for the Federation, and I was willing to die for the Federation, and now, after 11 years of nightmare, after 11 years of genocide, destruction of planets with billions of people, mutations and real hell, we have “made a truce” whereby we humans are obliged to suck up to the creatures that for 11 years have been EXTERMINATING US!
I will never accept such a peace, I will never forget what they did, I will never betray the Federation.
>>134462 >I have endured the horrors of war with the fucking god of end only because of my faith in the Federation I was in the same fucking trenches as you, half my body is chrome and do you know what was I thinking about when laying in the dirt and the mud with my legs ripped off ? About SURVIVAL my survival, the survival of those that fought alongside me not some dipshit pseudo-totalitarian regime that only cared about enrichening the ruling class. From what I gather you were a professional soldier, do you know who I and the men that died around me were ? Conscripts, civilians pressed into service, civilians who only endured the regime because it would protect them and now they had to protect the regime instead, also there were worker drones on "our" side, you know the ones doing logistic work, reloading heavy weapons, artillery crews. Listen, I'm not saying you have to go bang a Disassembler, I'm not saying the Union is perfect, far from it, but maybe just maybe give the drones that got torn up as much as we did a chance or maybe cling to your "martial honour" and continue to rot in a rented apartment on neetbucks
>>134482 >Xenomorph Breach The Colonial Marines have already taken care of xenos years ago. >Reactor Meltdown Do you know how hard it is to actually cause a Supermatter meltdown? >Incompetence People learn from their mistakes. Nanotrasen has state-of-the-art cloning technology so we can just keep bringing them back from the dead.
>>134486 Listen I really don't understand how this happened more than once >the tider that caused that has been dealt with Oh right I forgot you have to deal with off-brand solver cultists >The Colonial Marines I'm not talking about the ones planet side / on asteroids I'm talking about all the times one of your eggheads tries to make something like picrel happen
>>134484 >Do you know how hard it is to actually cause a Supermatter meltdown? Not very? The singularity's a threat, sure, but supermatter crystals can literally end the universe if a large enough one delaminates, and yet NT has them as standard-issue these days over good old Singuloth.
>>134487 The Research Director of SS13 said so because it was hot. CentCom agreed. I mean, wouldn't you shag this? Admit it, it's better to shag a xeno, lizard or a moth than a drone.
>>134492 Oh listen, you can stay in your Podunk cuck-system as long as you like, just behave and make sure you don't cross the boarder, unless of course you want to stop being a pirate for a failing megacorp, we seized your assets on Venus by the way
>>134501 We literally harvest and manufacture Plasma which is a crucial for interstellar travel. Without it, you would be stuck using sublight ships. Just be a good goy and keep buying Plasma from us.
>>134504 Just like the standard of befriending the enemy after casuing so much suffering? At least our AIs are sentient yet they don't need eldritch energies to run on which also almost destroyed the universe.
>>134507 >Trying to bang animalistic xenomorphs is good despite the fact they are quite literary the perfect predator with a live cycle that almost purely relies on predating on humans >But banging Sentient robots that were created to integrate into society is bad because muh eldritch gods (say hi to the tider in your vents for me) mind broke some 5% of the total bot population and those bots that were mind broken instantly want to go back to not being murder machines the second the eldritch god is defeated Also your AI doesn't need an eldritch god to start killing you guys
>>134508 >call oogi a mary sue >she begins to tear up, turning and running from the mean humie >she falls off a coffee table and splats against the ground
>>134505 The oogis hunger knows no bounds! look at what they did to this Pomni burger and Gangle fries combo! The Humanity... they will do the same to YOU
>>134523 Reminder that the end piece on bread is there to keep out oogis. If this crusted vanguard is not in place, oogis will quickly swarm the bread and fill their little bellies.
>>134523 >Anon puts a single slice of white bread face down on the counter next to Oogi >Oogi wants to eat the bread but sees the crust, its impenetrable walls making it IMPOSSIBLE for her to eat the wheat goodness within >Oogi hides in her beanie and cries... all is lost and she will starve >Then, the Alpha Oogi appears, and Peeps at the Oogi >Anon watches in bewilderment, as the Alpha oogi simply CLIMBS the bread to get on top of it, and eats the bread free of crust >... oh god the humanity of it all... they c-cant do this >dear god theyre picking the bread apart and bringing it back to their hive >its over
>>134528 >This behavior remains even after they evolve >You wake up at 3AM to find your bugwife gone >Go downstairs to the kitchen >Naked and on the counter, she's picking apart a loaf of bread in her sleep >You heft her into your arms and carry her back to bed
>>134476 Anon, I've been thinking about what you said, and I think you're right.
And yes anon, I was a professional soldier, elite even. I've been where the shit boiled the hardest, I've seen hell on earth begin from its earliest days, and I've seen things that should have made me die or go insane many, many times over, but it was either my faith in the Federation or the toxic broth of all sorts of secret medical drugs that kept me from honorably completing my service for 11 goddamn years. Joke of fate: I only lost ONE lung in the entire war, and it was literally right at the end. The Federation would have had time to put a new one in me if it hadn't ceased to exist exactly before the implantation order was approved.
The country that I suffered for 11 years for, and that could have repaid me what I deserved, ceased to exist, and I ended up with nothing. But you know, anon, while I resent that my blood was spilled for nothing, what I hate the most is that now I MUST marry a drone. I, a human being, a being that has conquered the stars to his will, a being that has his teeth in the throat of a whole damn god, must choose not another human as my wife, but a fucking machine, or I will rot in a cesspool for the most wretched rats. That's not what I deserved, that's not how I should have ended up.
But anon, I remembered. I remembered that there were drones fighting beside me, not worker drones, but another drones, like solver metal things, but fighting on our side. I've forgotten how we called them, but I remember with what fury they exterminated that abomination, and how they selflessly saved the civilians.
You're right anon, I shouldn't fuck that damn disassemblers, but if the Union wants me to seal my fate with a drone, I'll do it with one that fought for humanity just as I: at the very tip of the attack.
>>134533 >She hands you sandwiches so you can nibble the crusts off >Gives you a kiss on the cheek, then steals the sandwich back and begins to eat it happily >You have gotten very used to crusts, but it's worth it
>>134534 Hi, hello, we've scoured the databases and found your partner in combat She had the hots for you then and still does and was thrilled you remembered her We have loaded her into an intercontinental ballistic delivery cruise missile in a wedding dress She will arrive within 15 minutes Thank you again for being a valued and productive member of society, and have some kids
Fooni idea: in that timeline where the anti-vore demon patch was developed early and Tessa brings in improperly disposed of test subjects Uzi and Doll, instead of whatever sequence of events lead her to Cabin Fever, Amda wakes up as a zombler in the Elliots' ancestral scrap mountain/mass robo-grave and gets found by Tessa.
>>134540 First of all, she isn't a flying insect Second, of course I'm not spraying anything on her, I just wanted to tickle her, sheesh Third, that shit gives humans cancer too so I don't wanna go near it
>>134496 >>134558 >Anon is the manager at a J Warehouse >These J's in particular are notorious for two reasons: They are Worker Drones & they are EXTREMELY bratty >Corporate has put Anon on final notice and must get his drones under control lest the warehouse be permanently shut down >He ultimately chooses to bring in a specialist (Sentinel E) to help reign in the J's
went to get groceries with my N unit and the train I took to get there was somehow put out of commission in the 45 minutes it took for us to shop. every cab or Uber was taken, so we were stuck walking back in 12° weather. I was freezing, and I told my N unit I thought I might get frostbite (mostly as a joke.) he just says "I gotcha, buddy!" and the next thing I know this motherfucker is swallowing me whole. once I'm inside him he just goes on walking home. thankfully there's not any nanite acid in here or anything, and it is pretty warm, but what the actual fuck.
>>134578 >it's a new year >time to open up your sexy drone calendar >ohh la la >for January, mini-Y lounges on an airy, white dollop of whipped cream, surrounded by juicy, red strawberries with generous sprinklings of sugar >the golden buttons of her black jacket and bright, smiling eyes stand out beautifully against her whipped cream bed >her jacket is unbuttoned, her legs spread open >one of her peg legs extends into the air, lacy, black panties hanging from the tip >mini-Y's decency is covered only by a small strawberry leaf held in place by her tail, but the telltale glow of her pubic LED is visible around the edges of the leaf >on the bottom of the calendar are the words "Won't you stay for dessert, mein Herr?"
>>134590 >"Crickey, looks like the J-bugs doing a little mating dance. But the poor little sheila has no mate." >J bug perks up, tapping at the glass walls with her claws >would she finally be able to express her feelings for the human? >giantTessa puts an N bug into the terrarium, much to J bug's dismay
>>134510 >The oogis are starting to form a degree of self awareness and are now functioning more independently. >Panik >Watch an oogi climb up to your computer keyboard and watch her start investing in stocks. >Panik even harder. >all the oogi’s stocks are in cryptocurrency.
Attention Students, do not feed the oogis pop rocks. How many times do I have to repeat myself that giving oogis such as soda, energy drinks or rock candy can make them violently explode? For the love of god our janitor is sobbing in his closet because of the amount of oogi guts are stuck on the ceiling. On and Mr. Anon, i want you in my office immediately. I have some questions regarding your “underground oogi gladiator pit.”
>Human consciousness that was assimilated by Solver >Except not entirely >Somehow was reborn as a Solver-sapien >Now wanders the Copper 9 hellscape, looking for answers as to who or what he is >Disguises self as a Drone to blend in better
>>134607 Of course the trash that went into Alice's oven turns out to be nonbinary holy shit you really can no longer make this up or what? >After Alice's 'death' >Mf without personality, with AS no longer influencing, that got COOKED for years , smh walks out It is such a bunch of disonant BS jesus christ >Fears 017 Good! What a stupid faggot, the maker of this too, 'nonbinary' no wonder he went into the oven. Shit is symbolic to no end all over, it happens with hidden stuff in MD and consistent weird shit in the fandom too