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No.134184
Murder Drones (#130)Anonymous
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Hi my Friends!
Hope you are doing good, I'm just going to say one thing.
Drones.
The amazing Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wonderful wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The informative OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>133119
No.134186
Anonymous
Replies:>>134201
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Remember that V is very beautiful.
No.134188
Anonymous
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Remember that Alice is the best wife ever.
No.134189
Anonymous
Replies:>>134197
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Remember that Cyn is very beautiful.
No.134191
Anonymous
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MilkAnon here, chapter 1 preview
No.134192
Anonymous
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remember that cyn is ugly and a loser
No.134193
Anonymous
Replies:>>134236
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>J calmly explaining to you about the need to expand operations while leglocking you and forcing you to impregnate her
No.134194
Anonymous
Replies:>>134212
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Remember that Doll is very beautiful.
No.134195
Anonymous
The threads have been going by quicker than usual
No.134196
Anonymous
Replies:>>134205
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Remember that Rebecca is very beautiful.
No.134197
Anonymous
Replies:>>134221
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>>134189
>beautiful
>using human skin to cover up her ugly body
and you call yourself a robo fuck, this is cyn, perfect and beautiful
No.134199
Anonymous
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>>134176
also, if you prefer a floofy bug Alice, the Silk Moth's antennae would make for decent antlers
No.134201
Anonymous
No.134202
Anonymous
Replies:>>134233
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No.134203
Anonymous
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No.134205
Anonymous
Replies:>>134206
>>134196
𝘞𝘢𝘴 beautiful anon
No.134206
Anonymous
No.134207
Anonymous
*looks at you with my autistic eyes*
No.134208
Anonymous
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>>134207
No.134209
Anonymous
>>134208
that isnt a drone....
No.134210
Anonymous
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>>134209
you aren’t exactly a ray of sunshine and happiness, but we have to put up with it
No.134211
Anonymous
Replies:>>134214
>>134210
rude >:(
No.134212
Anonymous
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>>134194
The sweetest angel ever...
No.134213
Anonymous
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>>134207
No.134214
Anonymous
Replies:>>134217
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>>134211
No.134215
Anonymous
Replies:>>134216
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>>134209
Yeah she is.
No.134216
Anonymous
Replies:>>134218
>>134215
she needs to become a plush now.
No.134217
Anonymous
Replies:>>134220
>>134207
>>134208
>>134210
>>134214
I shall edge this clown until she begs me to install the +18 mod for the simulation.
>>134213
Retard aussie.
No.134218
Anonymous
>>134216
she already is, you goof
No.134219
Anonymous
>>134191
Dang, we getting lore now!? I'm excited
No.134220
Anonymous
Replies:>>134222
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>>134217
No.134221
Anonymous
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>>134197
Cyn is beautiful, Skinsuit or otherwise.
No.134222
Anonymous
Replies:>>134224
>>134220
All work and no play makes Pomni a dull girl.
No.134223
Anonymous
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2 girls for the price of one. Maybe more.
No.134224
Anonymous
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>>134222
No.134225
Anonymous
>>134191
i'm scared to dare to hope for more, but i am glad at what we've gotten so far
No.134226
Anonymous
Replies:>>134422
Pomni is a robotfucker. She's /our girl/.
No.134227
Anonymous
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you want fuck oogi?
No.134228
Anonymous
>>134223
Kissies
No.134229
Anonymous
Replies:>>134231
>>134227
I must to create bug drones
No.134230
Anonymous
No.134231
Anonymous
Replies:>>134232
>>134229
No, if you fuck Oogi the species will never evolve into bugdrones
You have to ignore them and set game speed to 5x
No.134232
Anonymous
>>134231
>mistakenly trying to hasten the rise of bugdrones, anon mates with oogis, accidentally spawning humoogis
No.134233
Anonymous
>>134202
Why does Doll look so startled here?
No.134234
Anonymous
>>134191
I can't imagine how terrifying of a growth spurt Bugretta went through
No.134235
Anonymous
Replies:>>134242
>>134191
>Bugretta... Enn's berri
awwww
No.134236
Anonymous
Replies:>>134237
>>134193
In THIS economy?
No.134237
Anonymous
>>134236
J is a buy high, sell low kind of gal.
No.134238
Anonymous
southern waitress wagie drone, works at a greasy spoon diner. likes to tease you just a little. smells like coffee and maple syrup
No.134239
Anonymous
Replies:>>134251
>>134238
>Always arranges your eggs and bacon into a smile
No.134240
Anonymous
>>134227
Ive already seen an anon fuck an oogi and shit got turned into an execution. I dread the day of what he will do to the loaf.
No.134241
Anonymous
>>134232
Oh god.
No.134242
Anonymous
>>134235
Oh that is cute
No.134243
Anonymous
>>134191
Pure adorable
No.134244
Anonymous
>>134213
Cute Aussie creature
No.134245
Anonymous
>>134223
I wish this was official
No.134246
Anonymous
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>>134191
Enn is the director of an entire Zaibatsu? Damn.
No.134247
Anonymous
would (You) cuddle a tardbug harem? they mutter about berris in their sleep
No.134248
Anonymous
Replies:>>134264
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No.134249
Anonymous
>>134247
I don’t mind it, I’m a heavy sleeper and a sleepwalker
No.134250
Anonymous
I want to be able to wrap my arms around Alice and make her feel safe and loved. I want to encourage her to pursue her artistic passions and express my love for her quirks should she ever feel self-conscious about them. I want to return to her some of her old self while loving her for the woman she's grown into.
No.134251
Anonymous
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>>134239
>>134238
No.134252
Anonymous
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>>134250
100%🧡🤍🖤
No.134253
Anonymous
Hugging her would feels o nice, she would be thinner than you'd expect, drones have large head but below they are very sleek. Alice would also be very light in weight, the antlers make her heavier than another drone of that size but still easy to pick up, one can just hug her and lift her off the floor. Her chest and pelvis may be hardshell but it's very smooth and the gown isn't too tight, would be nice to hold.
Few days ago I was at some restaurant where they had these driving-shelf-robots, afzer it delivered you had to select on the tablet(visor/face[when not displaying text]) that you are done, and it was warm to the touch, maybe 30° or so, Alice's face would be similiar, the body not much less. Especially the soft middle, or chest too since the cutaway shows there's meant to be an oiltank.
No.134254
Anonymous
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No.134255
Anonymous
Replies:>>134424
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>>134250
>should she ever feel self-conscious about them.
That would be do cute my heart
She's so adorable and special, besides I'm extremely proud of her, she's one of the most competent/intelligent characters in the show and managed to take every DD on Copper-9 out, very admirable
Imagine Alice humming or purring
No.134256
Anonymous
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No.134257
Anonymous
Replies:>>134259
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>>134250
The tail would also be so good when cozy...
Or just now in winter, her pretty black and white face, the dark head overall with the neat black streaks on the brown hair ever so slightly reddish (when iluminated, actual red not 'ginger'), what a very cozy and good looking design. Alice under the same blanket, or on the couch, cuddling, her bare hands and feet, very smooth and nice, she's so perfect
No.134258
Anonymous
Replies:>>134260
>>134256
Kovach actually signed that?
No.134259
Anonymous
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>>134257
Alice's little glassy snoot..m
No.134260
Anonymous
Replies:>>134265
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>>134258
Apparently.
No.134261
Anonymous
>>134256
Why would it be a broken incest baby when they're not related, though?
>it's a joke dude
I hate joke's.
No.134262
Anonymous
Still cant get over the fact that with each day people are doing more and more fanart of lord x and cyn to a point where >>134124 found one of cyn an cyn exe on the fandom wiki
No.134263
Anonymous
No.134264
Anonymous
No.134265
Anonymous
>>134260
They're not biologically related, so it's not creepy!
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No.134267
Anonymous
Replies:>>134268
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>>134262
I don't think people younger than me should be allowed to be fans of things I'm a fan of.
No.134268
Anonymous
>>134267
I don’t think your allowed to think at all, a quick lobotomy can fix that
No.134269
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>134319
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>>134128
>”You really ought to give it a try, see if you don’t enjoy it,” said Elliott Bonneton, passing his lit cigarette to Serial Designation N, whose built-in language translator somehow includes the squid-like language.
>”Thanks, buddy!” N replied in that language, took a huge puff of the cigarette, then collapsed to the floor hacking and wheezing. His new, ink-filled friend muttered under his breath, “Noob.”
>Nearby, Elliott’s lady coworkers, Evie and Edith, were hanging out with the ladies of N’s squad.
>V and Edith were laying on a bench, immobilized, after the latter offered to share her seaweed stash with V.
>”Woah, are we like… best friends now…?” asked a totally spaced out V, while putting her arm around Edith and poking her cheek, mesmerized by how squishy her face is.
>Edith, also spaced out, replied, “Yeah, man… we cool.”
>”I love you so much…” V started sobbing uncontrollably, overly emotional due to the intoxicated state she was in. She sloppily embraces Edith in her cone-shaped disassembler arms, petting her white hair and fiddling with her gold sun-shaped earrings.
>Edith, helpless and resigned to her fate as V’s new teddy bear, just lied there and let it happen.
>J and Evie were drunkenly stumbling about, wine bottles in hand, rambling about how incompetent their coworkers are.
>”Annndthen,” said the disassembler with slurred speech, “he questioned *hic* the company. Said summ about, “what the company plans to do with us afterwards?” He’s sooo dumb…”
>”I feel that about my guy allllll the time…” the brunette responded with an exaggerated eye roll, only tipsy compared to the robot who was on the verge of passing out, “and then what’d you do? Slap him across his big dumb face? That’s what I always do! Or kick him in the stomach.”
>J couldn’t help but giggle, anticipating a reaction of praise and admiration from the human. She would probably say something like, “Woah, J! That was exactly the right thing to do! I’m so glad you put that idiot in his place!” J was so excited to be hanging out with a real live human.
>”I put a—“ J could barely get all the words out without giggling. “I put a virus stake in him and left him to die,” she finally said, bashfully twirling her hair and fidgeting with her fingers. “Jammed it right in his heart…” In the few seconds it took for Evie to say something back, J was already grinning uncontrollably and blushing bright yellow. But Evie’s smile was gone.
>“That’s horrible.” she told the twintailed disassembler. “You’re the worst boss ever. You should go to fucking shitty dirty jail.”
>
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No.134270
Anonymous
Replies:>>134271
>>134262
Sonic Fandom is the most autistic fandom of all time. It radiates pure vile manifestation of energy that not even the Solver can access it
No.134271
Anonymous
>>134270
feels good to put on top
No.134272
Anonymous
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No.134273
Anonymous
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So which ghost would be the best kisser: Amda, Rebecca, Emily, or Doll?
No.134274
Anonymous
No.134275
Anonymous
Replies:>>134277
>>134273
Rebecca kisses with full tongue like the cheerleader slut that she is. Emily i like to tries to kiss normally only to cave-in and go full makeout session. Robo-christians tend to repress a lot of their urges before releasing them all to once one day
No.134276
Anonymous
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>Akita calls you her "fleshed buddy"
No.134277
Anonymous
Replies:>>134280
>>134275
>>134273
Amda meanwhile never kissed anyone before so she's awkward about it
No.134278
Anonymous
>>134276
that is correct, that is what I am
No.134279
Anonymous
Replies:>>134294
>>134276
>Akita holding your forearm in her lap, running her clawed fingers over your tendons and muscle, squinting intently at the veins running through your flesh pumping with blood.
No.134280
Anonymous
Replies:>>134281
>>134277
And Doll?
No.134281
Anonymous
Replies:>>134282
>>134280
Doll makes you kiss her rear port.
No.134282
Anonymous
>>134281
I’ll bite her shiny metal ass as well
No.134283
Anonymous
Replies:>>134284
Do drones have to clean out the dust and shit from their bodies?
No.134284
Anonymous
Replies:>>134286
No.134286
Anonymous
>>134284
Great I've got a startup idea.
No.134287
Anonymous
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No.134288
Anonymous
Replies:>>134289
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>>134287
No.134289
Anonymous
Replies:>>134290
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>>134288
No.134290
Anonymous
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>>134289
No.134291
Anonymous
The sensuality of cleaning a drone's exterior needs to be explored more. It's way too powerful to not do much with.
No.134292
Anonymous
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Very off-topic, but I want to share my last days as a comical experience
enjoy the funny
No.134293
Anonymous
Replies:>>134297
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>>134292
no more
btw, whispers pages coming soon tm. But I have to touch grass this week
No.134294
Anonymous
Replies:>>134295
>>134276
>>134279
But, Akita
You are a fleshy being too
Why must you fascinate yourself with mine
No.134295
Anonymous
Replies:>>134296
>>134294
She's made of Solver flesh.
(You) are the real deal.
Also, she loves you.
No.134296
Anonymous
Replies:>>134298
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>>134295
Acceptable
But i get to do the same to her tail/ tendrils
No.134297
Anonymous
>>134292
>>134293
Kek, very based.

>But I have to touch grass
Do you really want to betray us, anon?
No.134298
Anonymous
Replies:>>134299
>>134296
I wonder if Akita is soft to the touch?
No.134299
Anonymous
Replies:>>134300
>>134298
She's kind of like warm rubber. Soft, almost uncannily smooth, pliable.
Don't pinch or poke her cheeks too much, even if they are extra pinchable.
No.134300
Anonymous
>>134299
Just imagine what it would be like to stroke and hold those cheeks in your hands.
No.134301
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.134302
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.134303
Anonymous
Replies:>>134306
>all these replies since yesterday
/md/ renaissance
No.134304
Anonymous
Replies:>>134405
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Solver oyakodon when?
No.134305
Anonymous
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>>134247
>Anon and his tardbug harem
No.134306
Anonymous
Replies:>>134308
>>134303
Did you know I, anonymous, wrote all of them just for you? Better get back to contentfagging soon or else
No.134307
Anonymous
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As the Solver infection slowly crops up in more places across the world, infected populations of Bugdrones sometimes form semi-stable communities, worshipping the fungus. As the spores spread through their bodies they eventually develop a compulsion to bite and eventually eat other Drones.
Solver cults are well known to practice self-mutilation, blood sacrifice of prisoners and eachother, and cannibalism.
They decorate themselves with cut jade and the mandibles of Drones they've killed and consumed, and despite their enclaves being separated by vast distances they all adopt a uniform set of beliefs as if they were influenced by a single controlling will...
Each Drone they devour causes their infection to progress, and when they reach a certain tipping point they will undergo a violent metamorphosis as the solver fungus erupts from their body to form a cocoon
No.134308
Anonymous
>>134306
Thank you anonymous I love you kisses you on your shiny green head
No.134309
Anonymous
>>134307
I wonder what would happen if they also got infected by the radiance infection
No.134310
Anonymous
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No.134311
Anonymous
Replies:>>134313
>>134307
the bugdrones really gave you some powerful brainworms didn't they
No.134312
Anonymous
>>134307
Here comes an imminent threat that will force warring clans to unite for the sake of common survival.

You draw they really cute.
No.134313
Anonymous
>>134311
Hopefully the brainworm rampage in his head won't end soon.
No.134314
Anonymous
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Are there any list of DD slurs?
No.134315
Anonymous
>>134314
Murder drone.

That word is even worse than the N-word.
No.134316
Anonymous
Replies:>>134318
>>134314
I wish we could have heard Alice's term for DDs, she surely must have had something, considering she called solver hosts witches
No.134317
Anonymous
>>134191
BIG BUGRETTA MY BERRILOVED
No.134318
Anonymous
>>134316
vamps, suckers, biters, bats, mosquitoes, skeeters, zombies, freaks, cross-eyes, critters, smilers, hotheads, heaters, raptor bait...
No.134319
Anonymous
>>134269
>resigned to her fate as V’s new teddy bear
No! It should've been me, not her! Is not fair!
No.134320
Anonymous
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No.134321
Anonymous
>>134320
adorable
No.134322
Anonymous
Replies:>>134323
>>134276
I call her a "Ender friend"
No.134323
Anonymous
>>134322
>Tall Akita is just a pink enderman
>Brings you chorus fruit
>Explores end cities and ships with you
>Still hates water
No.134324
Anonymous
in the future, "sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite" has a very different meaning.
No.134325
Anonymous
Replies:>>134328
>>134320
Average human reaction to a drone
No.134326
Anonymous
>>134324
>sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite
>unless you’re into that kind of thing
No.134327
Anonymous
Replies:>>134349
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>>134314
No.134328
Anonymous
Replies:>>134329
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>>134325
mmm drone hmm
No.134329
Anonymous
Replies:>>134330
>>134328
Femanons really horrify me.
No.134330
Anonymous
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>>134329
It applies to all anons
The diminutive robots make the brain go
No.134331
Anonymous
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>Sitting down with your bugretta
>You have flipped her on her back and are rubbing her tummy gently
>She is happy and relaxed
>The oogies harrumph
>That night a group of oogies decide they can do the same thing too, if not better
>They enter bugretta's chamber
>She is sleeping
>They try to push her to the side but can't. They only wake her up
>They start smashing into her, hurting her side
>They manage to flip her
>Bugretta is crying
>The oogies climb onto her and try petting her to make it better
>Between their panic and their stupidity they decide that the putting more force to the petting produces better results
>They hit and rub bugretta's tummy raw
>The rest of the hive bursts into the chamber
>They seize the radicals and pull their limbs off in their fury
>They try to console bugretta and roll her backside up again
>The poor creature is made to lie on it's hurt belly and it cries from the pain
>The oogies are too stupid to understand what they did and they stuff her with food instead
No.134332
Anonymous
>>134331
This is so sad, I'm gonna teach my Vees how to play despacito
No.134333
Anonymous
>>134331
Reposts of old oogi greens. How drole
No.134334
Anonymous
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>Going through early MD threads out of boredom
>Find pic related in one of the threads and anons treating it as an Oogi
>Loafposter has been here since the start
No.134335
Anonymous
Replies:>>134346
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>>134334
Why the fuck are you lying you darkie buffoon whore ?
No.134336
Anonymous
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>>134334
No.134337
Anonymous
>>134331
How the fuck are these things not extinct from their stupidity?
No.134338
Anonymous
Replies:>>134341
>>134324
>"Sleep tight, btw the bed bugs might get horny"
No.134339
Anonymous
Replies:>>134355
>>134337
because they don't need to reproduce to maintain/increase their numbers. they just spawn out of thin air so they don't need to survive to pass on their genes
No.134340
Anonymous
>>134337
Because they have to evolve into sex icons like goth queen Bigretta
No.134341
Anonymous
>>134338
>"sleep tight, don't fuck the bedbugs all night"
No.134342
Anonymous
>>134341
>Tardbug harem climbing over you to find the optimal snoozing spot
>They nip you if you try to adjust yourself too much
No.134343
Anonymous
>>134341
Tfw they call your dick a berri and fight over who gets to tongue it first
No.134344
Anonymous
Replies:>>134345
>>134334
Where is my comedically large stick of dynamite?
I have a loaf to deal with.
No.134345
Anonymous
>>134344
Wile E Coyote, super genius, bought out ACME's supply for the foreseeable future
No.134346
Anonymous
Image:173626481252.jpg(282kB, 828x688)1708114508264.jpg
>>134335
You can't escape from the dark timeline
>>9977
It's Oogiver
No.134347
Anonymous
Replies:>>134364
>>134334
kill loafs, behead loafs, roundhouse kick loafs into the concrete, slam dunk a loaf baby into the trash can, crucify filthy loafs, defecate into loafs food, launch loafs into the sun, stir fry loafs in a wok, toss loafs into active volcanoes, urinate into loaf’s gas tank, Judo throw loafs into a wood chipper, twist loafs heads off, report loafs to the IRS, karate chop loafs in half, curb stomp pregnant loafs, trap loafs in quicksand, Crush loafs in the trash compactor, liquify loafs in a vat of acid, eat loafs, dissect loafs, exterminate loafs in the gas chamber, stomp loafs skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate loafs in the oven, lobotomized loafs, mandatory abortions for loafs, grind loafs fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown loafs in fried chicken grease, vaporize loafs with a raygun, kick old loafs down the stairs, feed loafs to alligators, slice loafs with a katana.
No.134348
Anonymous
Replies:>>134350
>>134334
Link to post?
No.134349
Anonymous
Replies:>>134351
Image:173626521851.png(783kB, 1080x1080)1713134548117682.png
>>134327
If J is the hate sink, Doll is the sadness sink
No.134350
Anonymous
>>134348 (me)

Nvmd
No.134351
Anonymous
Image:173626541910.jpg(206kB, 1792x2048)GYftiBnbEAA4Lbs.jfif
>>134349
No.134352
Anonymous
Image:173626543908.jpg(172kB, 1050x1847)GYMJ3l6bQAAqXbK.jpg
>>134351
No.134353
Anonymous
Image:173626545270.jpg(179kB, 1640x1640)GYPEI_EaQAALeqS.jpg
>>134352
No.134354
Anonymous
Replies:>>134416
Image:173626547800.jpg(214kB, 1792x2048)GYftiBmaQAA7zv2.jpg
>>134353
No.134355
Anonymous
Replies:>>134358
>>134339
I think anon means the oogis and honestly i agree. No wonder why bug drones evolved from the domestic oogis instead of the feral ones.
No.134356
Anonymous
>>134232
>humoogis are just oogis but slightly more bigger. Like a size of a small dog.
>still looks and acts like oogis but with small dog complex and are still little uncivilized shits

What the fuck have you brought upon this accursed land anon?
No.134357
Anonymous
I just thought of a way to make Kurt's "chat" work without it being meta

>Kurt and Chiappa, through Beretta's heritage, can receive mental messages from Auntie Cyn
>She focuses on Kurt because she thinks Chiappa is 'too pure', whatever that means
>She still has the ability to modulate her voice so she decides to say random and incomprehensible things to him in different voices
>She likes to call him "Mutant Andy"
>Brushing his teeth? "wow so poggers" a voice says
>Practicing with his clarinet? "please play despacito i bed you"
>Laying in his bed and trying to sleep? "KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA" she says in the most annoying way possible
>Kurt hasn't told Chiappa or his parents about the voices calling themselves "chat" because he doesn't want to come off as insane
>It's already enough with Grandma Uzi heckling him but he doesn't want his family to think of him as even more weird
No.134358
Anonymous
Replies:>>134359
>>134355
>From domestic Oogis
>Meaning there was a point somewhere along the line, between Oogis and bugdrone, where the intermediate creature probably tried to seduce its owner
>Or at least it became uncomfortably clear that the "pet" was more sapient than before
No.134359
Anonymous
>>134358
It all happened when one that one damn Oogi was seducing a human by smacking its rear.
No.134360
Anonymous
Replies:>>134450
Would all drones be inclined to a specific style of music?
No.134361
Anonymous
How many eggs would a Queen bugdrone make after she makes you cum in her?
No.134362
Anonymous
Remember Anons, Don't let the bug rise tomorrow, Kill an Oogi today for a brighter Drone marriage filled future
No.134363
Anonymous
Replies:>>134365
>>134362
Sounds like super copper-9 propaganda.
No.134365
Anonymous
>>134363
Would drones and bugdrones fight over the limited number of humans?
No.134366
Anonymous
>>134365
Drones be resorting to bug racism. dang.
No.134367
Anonymous
Replies:>>134372
>>134361
>You only nutted in her once and now you've got two hundred kids
>At least they mostly take care of themselves
No.134368
Anonymous
Replies:>>134371
>>134365
Probably not much overlap between planets under human control with lots of drones and planets filled with bugdrones
No.134369
Anonymous
Image:173626724780.png(6kB, 747x550)1727218752201.png
>>134362
I have befriended the oogi
Not sure how that happened, but it managed to pay for two scoops
No.134370
Anonymous
>>134369
Good job, Anon
Now just make sure that you give them FEV so you can bang her as a bugdrone
No.134371
Anonymous
>>134365
>>134368
> drones can make more drones
> humans can make more drones
> drones can't make more humans

> humans are biological
> bugs are biological
> drones want more humans
>
No.134372
Anonymous
Replies:>>134374
>>134367
Would she stop at 200 kids?
No.134373
Anonymous
Replies:>>134382
>>134357
>Inside your head, the god of the absolute end says stupid shit just for lulz

God, Kurt is clearly in deep shit.
No.134374
Anonymous
Replies:>>134388
>>134372
Of course not, your spawn need to conquer the stars
You're going to be the father of a civilization before you die
No.134375
Anonymous
>>134371
Drones can make more humans, but it's way more complicated and expensive to obtain the hardware
An alliance between the drones and bugdrones might be feasible though
No.134376
Anonymous
>>134362
Can I just marry a normal human woman to just have normal human children?
No.134377
Anonymous
>>134371
Yes that is a conundrum, to keep the drone marriage economy stable we must develop artificial nanite infuser wombs for the drones
No.134378
Anonymous
Replies:>>134386
>>134376
Sure, just don't tell them (also you have to make a mandated trip to the sperm bank at least once a month to donate)
No.134379
Anonymous
Replies:>>134413
Image:173626796111.jpg(217kB, 889x990)173496691730.jpg
>>134250
Alice is beautiful, i love her
No.134380
Anonymous
Image:173626803962.png(23kB, 568x532)171488155508.png
>>134376
No, but you can stop being a whiny bitch you're scaring the drones
No.134381
Anonymous
>>134380
I don't know if I can ever forgive Care for putting the ID card there
No.134382
Anonymous
>>134373
>Kurt eventually goes insane thanks to Auntie Cyn and is hospitalised at the same mental institution where Auntie Negev was
No.134383
Anonymous
>>134382
> Beretta plucks the mini-Cyn off his head
> Kurt hears silence for the first time in a long while
No.134384
Anonymous
>>134369
How did it pay for two scoops?
No.134385
Anonymous
Replies:>>134390
>>134382
>Kurt thinks that because of his aunt's reputation, he gets "special" treatment from the hospital staff
>And for some reason, mostly from the female staff
>Although he doesn't complain about the extra rations
No.134386
Anonymous
Replies:>>134417
>>134378
>>134380
Fuck, I didn't lose my left lung in the war to be a sex toy for drones.
No.134387
Anonymous
>>134357
>"You want to 'peep the horror'. Chat, what the fuck are you talking about? 'Peeping the horror', what the fuck does that even mean?"
No.134388
Anonymous
>>134374
>Be Anon
>Be the Emperor of a planet-wide empire with your lovely Empress and wife queen bugdrone
>Your subjects are very loyal to you and the Empire
>The only weird thing is that... they're all your children
>The Empire's treasurers? They're your children
>Your top advisors? They're your children
>The nobles ruling as governors? They're your children
>Your palace's staff that cook and clean for you? They're your children
>You don't know what to make of your billions of subjects being yout children but you love them all equally
>And you your wife is calling you to your bedroom so that you can breed her to make more bugdrones
No.134389
Anonymous
>>134384
With money. Clearly this is a honest-working society-contributing oogi with stable finances.
And yes i checked; it didn't just teal it from my wallet and pass it off as its own.
No.134390
Anonymous
>>134385
>Kurt is molested by the female orderlies
Thats...even worse than Negev's situation unless I'm misreading.
No.134391
Anonymous
>>134390
>molested by the female orderlies with running commentary by Chat
No.134392
Anonymous
Replies:>>134401
>>134388
> All the soldiers are also his children
> Fearing losing them, they get trained and geared to be the most elite of warriors
No.134393
Anonymous
Replies:>>134510
>>134389
Alright then. But thats a clear sign of evolution, fren.
No.134394
Anonymous
Replies:>>134396
>>134388
>For every decree, everyone, from the most senior minister to the common soldier, answers “yes, daddy.”
No.134395
Anonymous
>>134388
>You remember all of their names, somehow
>It is a little shocking to think you populated a planet entirely by yourself with your wife's help though
>The most expeditious of your spawn have begun to colonize other worlds and still call often
>Yes, you've lived a full life
>... and you're only 40 and your wife's making eyes at you again
>Uh oh
No.134396
Anonymous
>>134394
Prison is timeout
No one is a criminal because you'd show fatherly disappointment
No.134397
Anonymous
>>134390
Negev will curse the nurses with ghosts if they try any funny business
No.134398
Anonymous
Image:173627032247.jpg(103kB, 600x730)servitor_maids_by_hielga_dbde4oy-fullview.jpg
My buddy servitor just become best buddies with my drones, and they seem to get closer and closer
No.134399
Anonymous
>>134390
He looks like a human plus athlete, no wonder the drones have a “liking” for him.
No.134400
Anonymous
Replies:>>134403
>>134395
>Your birthday is not only a national holiday, it's hell
>Because you have to answer several hundred million messages
>And that's just from one colony
No.134401
Anonymous
Replies:>>134402
>>134392
>All of his soldiers's skills are equivalent to the SAS
>They're the most well-equipped and dangerous soldiers around
>>134395
>All of your spawn are unfortunately infertile
>That means the colonisers cannot replenish their numbers
>If the colonies need to prosper, they need more colonisers from the home planet
>That means, once again, you have to breed your wife once again
No.134402
Anonymous
>>134401
Sooner or later the wife will give birth to a few new queens and then... fuck, they're my daughters...
No.134403
Anonymous
Replies:>>134410
>>134400
>The Empire's best scientists have completed their most expensive and ambitious project, commissioned by your wife
>It's a drug that extends your youth and vitality so that, so long you keep taking the drug, you stay perpetually young
>Your 120th birthday is coming up which is celebrated by your billions of spawns
>As a gift, your wife drags you off to the bedroom to give her more children
No.134404
Anonymous
Replies:>>134406
>>134402
They can find other mates
No.134405
Anonymous
Image:173627143761.jpg(195kB, 1638x2048)173539171032.jpg
>>134304
I will fuck the Louisa meatsuit.
No.134406
Anonymous
>>134404
Fuck, that's a lot of grandchildren....
No.134407
Anonymous
>>134402
>Every few years, your wife lays an egg that contains a new queen
>You and your wife still love them, of course
>Once the new queen is old enough, she sets off to space to start her own realm
>Some years later, a fleet of ships appears over the planet containing your queen daughter and her children which are now your grandchildren
>She brought them over so that they can meet their grandfather
No.134408
Anonymous
Replies:>>134411
>>134407
>She also brought her mate with her
>Its a human, just like you
>His name is Incog N. Tous and the two of you become best buddies in an instant
No.134409
Anonymous
>>134407
>You meet your human son-in-laws
>They're fine, but you sort of don't approve (although you know your daughters can fend for themselves and could eat their husbands if they needed to)
>You and the boys bond over football and beer while your respective wives remain forever confused about your shared predilection towards such things
No.134410
Anonymous
>>134403
The budgetary committee's questioning the huge expenditure ended immediately after the science team said "mom says"
No.134411
Anonymous
>>134408
which is the one with sunglasses?
No.134412
Anonymous
>>134410
kek thats oddly cute
No.134413
Anonymous
Video:173627359872.mp4(594kB / 0:00:33 / avc1, 640x250)videoplayback (3).mp4
>>134379
Bro I was looking for that ancient screenshot of mine and you found it, very based
No.134414
Anonymous
>>134402
this isn't that one moth doujin, anon
No.134415
Anonymous
>>134410
>Wars, if they ever break out, end with stern reprimands from Mom and Dad
>Hence, most wars don't ever really start
No.134416
Anonymous
Replies:>>134418
No.134417
Anonymous
Replies:>>134427
Image:173627386089.jpg(14kB, 483x479)172378563791.jpg
>>134386
Stop whining and get a lung implant
No.134418
Anonymous
Image:173627409187.jpg(264kB, 1472x2048)172414951709.jpg
>>134416
Not gonna lie for a second I thought Tessa was pregnant in the first pic
No.134419
Anonymous
Image:173627419382.jpg(171kB, 1200x850)GXG26lvW8AAaSQE.jpeg
New fren
No.134420
Anonymous
>>134419
We are having soft tacos later
No.134421
Anonymous
No.134422
Anonymous
>>134226
Nah, she's a candyfucker.
No.134423
Anonymous
>>134419
An Aussie mechanic, a Swedish pioneer, and a Czech engineer land on an alien planet...
No.134424
Anonymous
>>134255
>Take every DD out.

While Alice did do a great job keeping them from regenerating by putting their cors in the oven I am pretty sure that it was the Sentinels who actually fought them.
No.134425
Anonymous
>>134361
Between five and fifty, depending on the variety of bugdrone. They’re about the size of a large chicken egg when laid.
They need mineral rich water and a warm humid environment to grow. Over a period of about a month under ideal conditions they’ll grow to the size of a pillbaby and hatch into an adolescent bugdrone.
At that point they need to eat at least a quarter of their body weight in food every day for the next four to six months.
They’ll molt paper thin layers of baby carapace every day or two until reaching their adult size. They mature at lightning speed physically but it takes a while for them to grow a personality, so for their early lives they really are literal drones. These young ones are often employed doing simple jobs that require lots of muscle or manual labor and are overseen by their elders.
As their personality and individual quirks shine through they’re picked off by mentors from more specialized trades.
No.134426
Anonymous
Replies:>>134428
Harper kissies
No.134427
Anonymous
Replies:>>134429
>>134417
Have you seen how much it's worth?! I'd have to sell my kidney and my right lung to buy this!
No.134428
Anonymous
Replies:>>134460
>>134426
How about marriage?
No.134429
Anonymous
Replies:>>134430
Image:173627557261.jpg(56kB, 1080x608)172986155220.jpg
>>134427
Bro you get veterans discounts, plus get the NORMAL implant lung not one of the bionic ones that lets you breath underwater or inhale carcinogens without the risk of carcinoma
No.134430
Anonymous
Replies:>>134441
>>134429
Anon, my allowance is ONLY enough for food, utilities and internet, I'm literally fucking destitute and I have no way of finding a decent paying job where the drone bitches won't try to literally fuck me!
No.134431
Anonymous
Image:173627622609.png(682kB, 1080x1920)bb2.png
MilkAnon here, I Only Offered To Teach Her Biology, But Now I Have To Teach Her How To Love Too? page 2. Trying to aim for a consistent daily release for the first few pages
No.134432
Anonymous
>>134431
>MilkAnon
Sorry, I don't mean this in a mean way at all, but, who? Can you show some more of your work and how you got that name?
No.134433
Anonymous
>>134432 NTA
Anon, didn't you watch the 2025 year in review thing I made? I'm hurt, it had all the best work of 2025 so we could reflect before 2026!
No.134434
Anonymous
>>134431
Doing God's work as usual, Milkanon, I'm proud to share a thread with you
No.134435
Anonymous
>>134431
That's exactly why I adore this community, God it's beautiful.

Milkanon, can you please put this comic on Booru in a separate section?
No.134436
Anonymous
>>134432
you don't remember him from the /md/ community meetup in las vegas back in april? jeez, i knew we got a bunch of newfags ever since liam announced season 2 but you at least have to learn some of the history
No.134437
Anonymous
>>134431
Tomoe is that you?
No.134438
Anonymous
>>134431
this makes my brain make happy chemicals
No.134439
Anonymous
Replies:>>134449
>>134437
Don't fucking spook him!
No.134440
Anonymous
>>134437
Anon, the last we ever saw or heard of tomoe was in Vegas when he got into the back of that limo with that chick and they drove off into the sunset
No.134441
Anonymous
Image:173627759056.jpg(69kB, 850x1105)172300844451.jpg
>>134430
>I have no way of finding a decent paying job where the drone bitches won't try to literally fuck me!
>I disobey the law and wont marry a drone
>Why am I being punished for antisocial behaviour ?
Anon please...
No.134442
Anonymous
>>134431
>Anon getting talked down to by the shortest bugdrone in existence
Damn
No.134443
Anonymous
>>134441
I like that the RT3 guy doesn't understand why they put the hottest thing ever as a feature
He must be an amnesiac or something
No.134444
Anonymous
Image:173627796330.jpg(1,009kB, 1566x1383)GglFMFgWsAAApfZ.jpg
No.134445
Anonymous
Replies:>>134447
>>134441
I have my human pride, dammit! I am still a soldier of the Federation!
No.134446
Anonymous
No.134447
Anonymous
Replies:>>134462
Image:173627839292.png(1,019kB, 1335x1923)171459619242.png
>>134445
Bro, the federation disbanded 5 years ago just let it go, do you know how hard it would be to continue expansionist policy when every single colonized planet lost 80-90% of its population? The Universal Union of Human Planets is our best way of SURVIVAL in the current day and age and the only way to survive is to accept drones as members of society so that we may rebuild. You want to be a stubborn fool clinging to old flags and morals? Do your thing, just remember most DD's changed their ways and got mostly demilitarized and are now functioning members of society (disproportionally as shock troops and Morale Enforcers but who cares ?)
No.134448
Anonymous
>>134334
>Oogiphase already a thing
>The start
Oogis came rather late
No.134449
Anonymous
>>134439
It literally is him, why the rebrand?
No.134450
Anonymous
No.134451
Anonymous
>>134449
Uh, pretty sure that it's MilkAnon, Anon, the guy who almost died after making "nanite milk"?
No.134452
Anonymous
Replies:>>134456
Image:173627871785.png(196kB, 914x1026)1694779120527061.png
>>134451
As in a green text or did he put something in his dairy and drink it ?
No.134453
Anonymous
Image:173627936846.png(374kB, 1059x1405)Spoiler image
Any tips for performing maintenance on a C.U.N.Y.-Model Drone?
No.134454
Anonymous
Image:173627950523.gif(1.57MB, 633x356)1619975927572.gif
>>134453
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
No.134455
Anonymous
>>134453
SD-J(ailbait)
No.134456
Anonymous
Replies:>>134477
>>134452
He almost DIED irl from it
Turns out some ingredients aren't meant to be mixed
No.134457
Anonymous
Image:173627980627.jpg(34kB, 849x695)momme.jpg
>>134453
Just get a Nanny Sentinel to do it and something tells me you are not allowed within 500m of neural network training centres
No.134458
Anonymous
>>134449
Probably because he just doesn't want to work on the booru anymore.
No.134459
Anonymous
>>134453
Simple: alot of wd40's,gun oil,a pressure washer and a sand blaster to keep and maintain this drone model
No.134460
Anonymous
>>134428
She misses him
No.134461
Anonymous
Replies:>>134464
Is it bad that I want to racemix with a bugdrone
No.134462
Anonymous
>>134447
My family has served the Federation for eleven generations. 27 men and 6 women in my family gave their lives for the Federation. I endured pain with think about the Federation. I have endured the horrors of war with the fucking god of end only because of my faith in the Federation. I threw myself into hand-to-hand combat with bloody iron vampires thinking only about the Federation. I lived for the Federation, and I was willing to die for the Federation, and now, after 11 years of nightmare, after 11 years of genocide, destruction of planets with billions of people, mutations and real hell, we have “made a truce” whereby we humans are obliged to suck up to the creatures that for 11 years have been EXTERMINATING US!

I will never accept such a peace, I will never forget what they did, I will never betray the Federation.
No.134463
Anonymous
>>134457
How dare you say something so inaccurate and offensive.
It's 700m, loser.
No.134464
Anonymous
Image:173628026433.png(827kB, 1223x1058)1699272317917.png
>>134461
Yes, racemix with a Sentinel, Disassembler or a Worker instead
No.134465
Anonymous
>>134462
Sure, sure, that's fine
But you still have to live with it (womp womp)
No.134466
Anonymous
>>134464
I could do all of those, actually 🤔 I just can't let any of my multiple wives find out about the existence of my other families
No.134467
Anonymous
Image:173628043025.png(1.24MB, 810x848)171601788981.png
>L subduing you with only her tongue, slowly dragging you by the arm towards her saliva-slicked mouth
No.134468
Anonymous
>>134444
Doomed Trio
No.134469
Anonymous
>>134467
L is built to be a wonderful wife
No.134470
Anonymous
Replies:>>134472
>>134464
>>134467
I'm not a dronefucker...
I'm not a dronefucker...
I am NOT a dronefucker...!
No.134471
Anonymous
Image:173628064218.png(485kB, 1000x1300)Nori's promise to John.png
Nori when she finds her "bff" John.
No.134472
Anonymous
>>134470
Ah, a bugfucker! A man of culture!
No.134473
Anonymous
>>134471
That's incredibly cool, anon, which is why I have such incredible respect for John.
No.134474
Anonymous
>>134471
Can someone please explain John's lore to me?
No.134476
Anonymous
Image:173628131320.jpg(532kB, 1500x1500)172480074176.jpg
>>134462
>I have endured the horrors of war with the fucking god of end only because of my faith in the Federation
I was in the same fucking trenches as you, half my body is chrome and do you know what was I thinking about when laying in the dirt and the mud with my legs ripped off ? About SURVIVAL my survival, the survival of those that fought alongside me not some dipshit pseudo-totalitarian regime that only cared about enrichening the ruling class. From what I gather you were a professional soldier, do you know who I and the men that died around me were ? Conscripts, civilians pressed into service, civilians who only endured the regime because it would protect them and now they had to protect the regime instead, also there were worker drones on "our" side, you know the ones doing logistic work, reloading heavy weapons, artillery crews. Listen, I'm not saying you have to go bang a Disassembler, I'm not saying the Union is perfect, far from it, but maybe just maybe give the drones that got torn up as much as we did a chance or maybe cling to your "martial honour" and continue to rot in a rented apartment on neetbucks
No.134477
Anonymous
>>134451
>>134456
ok i need to hear the full story of this
No.134478
Anonymous
>>134431
danon saves the day (and school)
No.134479
Anonymous
Replies:>>134482
Fuck the Federation, the Union and JCJenson. Nanotrasen for life.
No.134480
Anonymous
Image:173628164046.jpg(103kB, 829x923)absolute solver and doll (murder drones) drawn by lazydeer_(twitter) - 6c12e1989620cb9c6adca749a4543916.jpg
I need more human doll
No.134481
Anonymous
>>134476
Nta, but I traded my martial honor for marital honor and it was the best decision of my life
No.134482
Anonymous
Replies:>>134484
>>134479
Daring today aren't we ? Call in when you need evac or medical aid due to a Xenomorph Breach/Reactor Meltdown/Incompetence
No.134483
Anonymous
>>134431
>Droneanon telling us not to shoot a place up
>But he literally did that
Hypocrite much?
No.134484
Anonymous
>>134482
>Xenomorph Breach
The Colonial Marines have already taken care of xenos years ago.
>Reactor Meltdown
Do you know how hard it is to actually cause a Supermatter meltdown?
>Incompetence
People learn from their mistakes. Nanotrasen has state-of-the-art cloning technology so we can just keep bringing them back from the dead.
No.134485
Anonymous
Replies:>>134486
Image:173628229054.gif(105kB, 288x288)bagsofholding.gif
>>134484
How can you clone some one if the whole station was sucked in a by an anomalous black hole that was created by "accident" for the nth time ?
No.134486
Anonymous
Replies:>>134487
>>134485
We cloned them over at the next station, SS14. Plus the tider that caused that has been dealt with.
No.134487
Anonymous
Replies:>>134489
Image:173628282557.png(77kB, 877x1033)TheLustyXenoMaidHascomeforyourblood.png
>>134486
Listen I really don't understand how this happened more than once
>the tider that caused that has been dealt with
Oh right I forgot you have to deal with off-brand solver cultists
>The Colonial Marines
I'm not talking about the ones planet side / on asteroids I'm talking about all the times one of your eggheads tries to make something like picrel happen
No.134488
Anonymous
Replies:>>134490
>>134484
>Do you know how hard it is to actually cause a Supermatter meltdown?
Not very?
The singularity's a threat, sure, but supermatter crystals can literally end the universe if a large enough one delaminates, and yet NT has them as standard-issue these days over good old Singuloth.
No.134489
Anonymous
Replies:>>134491
>>134487
The Research Director of SS13 said so because it was hot. CentCom agreed. I mean, wouldn't you shag this? Admit it, it's better to shag a xeno, lizard or a moth than a drone.
No.134490
Anonymous
>>134488
Then that means we can kill the Absolute Solver and its minions. Something that the feds and JCJ failed to do.
No.134491
Anonymous
>>134489
>Admit it, it's better to shag a xeno, lizard or a moth than a drone
This is why the Union has death warrants on you Tracen reprobates
No.134492
Anonymous
Replies:>>134501
>>134491
Bitch, I DARE you to try and invade the Epsilon - Eridani system. Just you watch what will happen if you give NT an enemy to focus to.
No.134493
Anonymous
Image:173628339938.png(28kB, 565x743)1727377324760900.png
Cynisa, my beloved, G-cupped milf horror.
No.134494
Anonymous
>>134457
Kiss E!
No.134495
Anonymous
>>134480
Need ghost human Doll.
No.134496
Anonymous
>>134457
>>134453
> Sentinel E mommy
> Worker J brat
> Anon stuck in the middle
No.134497
Anonymous
>>134453
bratty corpodrone💢💢💢💢💢💢 needs correction 💢💢💢👺👺👺👺
No.134498
Anonymous
Replies:>>134611
>>134441
But where is the same pose but with Anon railing DD Emily?
Nowhere, that's where - it's a tragedy
No.134499
Anonymous
>>134496
Anon is the father of Brat!J somehow
No.134500
Anonymous
>>134431
our everyman hero will surely find a way around this
No.134501
Anonymous
Image:173628424358.jpg(85kB, 735x742)172552774117.jpg
>>134492
Oh listen, you can stay in your Podunk cuck-system as long as you like, just behave and make sure you don't cross the boarder, unless of course you want to stop being a pirate for a failing megacorp, we seized your assets on Venus by the way
No.134502
Anonymous
Replies:>>134504
>>134501
We literally harvest and manufacture Plasma which is a crucial for interstellar travel. Without it, you would be stuck using sublight ships. Just be a good goy and keep buying Plasma from us.
No.134503
Anonymous
Image:173628481860.png(4.16MB, 5592x2000)1be219210ea77042029d17c8af0a9d18.png
>>134491
Moths are better
No.134504
Anonymous
Replies:>>134507
>>134502
>Plasma Cope
Plasma Thrusters are relic, Entropy Zero-Vector Thrusters are the standard and they don't need your shitty "plasma"
No.134505
Anonymous
TYRANIDS ULTIMATE PREDATORS - (Warhammer 40k Digimon Parody)youtube thumb
Since Oogis and Bugdrones starting getting talked about again this song has been stuck in my head
I wonder how much damage Oogis could actually do to the world if they so wanted
No.134506
Anonymous
>>134453
horrid
No.134507
Anonymous
Replies:>>134509
>>134504
Just like the standard of befriending the enemy after casuing so much suffering? At least our AIs are sentient yet they don't need eldritch energies to run on which also almost destroyed the universe.
No.134508
Anonymous
Replies:>>134511
>>134505
Oogis are the strongest OC somehow as a hive, I fear their destructive power
No.134509
Anonymous
Replies:>>134515
Image:173628615519.gif(437kB, 498x498)1699102988355940.gif
>>134507
>Trying to bang animalistic xenomorphs is good despite the fact they are quite literary the perfect predator with a live cycle that almost purely relies on predating on humans
>But banging Sentient robots that were created to integrate into society is bad because muh eldritch gods (say hi to the tider in your vents for me) mind broke some 5% of the total bot population and those bots that were mind broken instantly want to go back to not being murder machines the second the eldritch god is defeated
Also your AI doesn't need an eldritch god to start killing you guys
No.134510
Anonymous
Replies:>>134613
>>134369
>>134384
>>134389
>>134393
Soon they will industrialize....
No.134511
Anonymous
Image:173628621453.jpg(37kB, 507x322)65fe768c06a736f7e8b166f152077a4f.jpg
>>134508
>call oogi a mary sue
>she begins to tear up, turning and running from the mean humie
>she falls off a coffee table and splats against the ground
No.134512
Anonymous
>>134511
I appreciate the oogis explode if they drink too much Monster.
No.134513
Anonymous
No.134514
Anonymous
Image:173628635603.jpg(1.28MB, 3024x4032)IMG_0711.jpg
Hey guys, MilkAnon here, trying my best to find ways to work more efficiently for you guys and draw more Bugretta. I think I’ve figured it out
No.134515
Anonymous
Replies:>>134517
>>134509
Get the fuck out of here. We killed Nar'Sie and Rat'Var, we can kill you too. Just come to Lavaland and see their corpses.
No.134516
Anonymous
Image:173628649582.gif(88kB, 343x498)stare.gif
Post "cognitohazards" to scare the NToids.
No.134517
Anonymous
>>134515
I'm sorry what? I can't hear you over the honking
No.134518
Anonymous
No.134519
Anonymous
No.134520
Anonymous
Image:173628791098.png(190kB, 1002x677)jfik4g.png
>>134516
No.134521
Anonymous
Replies:>>134580
Image:173628794678.jpg(281kB, 2361x3132)171570529470.jpg
>>134520
No.134522
Anonymous
Image:173628799213.jpg(220kB, 1920x1133)Horror_OG_2.jpg
>>134516
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
No.134523
Anonymous
Image:173628866055.jpg(30kB, 612x403)gettyimages-107230857-612x612.jpg
>>134505
The oogis hunger knows no bounds! look at what they did to this Pomni burger and Gangle fries combo! The Humanity... they will do the same to YOU
No.134524
Anonymous
>>134523
Reminder that the end piece on bread is there to keep out oogis. If this crusted vanguard is not in place, oogis will quickly swarm the bread and fill their little bellies.
No.134525
Anonymous
>>134523
I hope those oogis got food poisoning.
No.134526
Anonymous
>>134514
I'm glad you aren't using NyQuil as the main liquid this time! Just be careful with too much codeine!
No.134527
Anonymous
>>134523
Oh no!
No.134528
Anonymous
Replies:>>134532
Image:173628940087.jpg(265kB, 1373x1037)03wmt1-superJumbo-v2.jpg
>>134523
>Anon puts a single slice of white bread face down on the counter next to Oogi
>Oogi wants to eat the bread but sees the crust, its impenetrable walls making it IMPOSSIBLE for her to eat the wheat goodness within
>Oogi hides in her beanie and cries... all is lost and she will starve
>Then, the Alpha Oogi appears, and Peeps at the Oogi
>Anon watches in bewilderment, as the Alpha oogi simply CLIMBS the bread to get on top of it, and eats the bread free of crust
>... oh god the humanity of it all... they c-cant do this
>dear god theyre picking the bread apart and bringing it back to their hive
>its over
No.134529
Anonymous
>>134514
RIP Milk anon, I will remember you.
No.134530
Anonymous
Hey anons
I'm drunk
I love you
Stay safe, please
No.134531
Anonymous
Image:173628998325.jpg(23kB, 612x412)do not.jpg
>>134514
milkanon, we reset the year so that we could save you from the milk
don't repeat the same folly so soon
No.134532
Anonymous
Replies:>>134533
>>134528
>This behavior remains even after they evolve
>You wake up at 3AM to find your bugwife gone
>Go downstairs to the kitchen
>Naked and on the counter, she's picking apart a loaf of bread in her sleep
>You heft her into your arms and carry her back to bed
No.134533
Anonymous
>>134532
>Your bugwife Drones REFUSE to eat bread with crusts
lol thats cute
would you cut the crust for your Bugwife?
No.134534
Anonymous
Replies:>>134537
>>134476
Anon, I've been thinking about what you said, and I think you're right.

And yes anon, I was a professional soldier, elite even. I've been where the shit boiled the hardest, I've seen hell on earth begin from its earliest days, and I've seen things that should have made me die or go insane many, many times over, but it was either my faith in the Federation or the toxic broth of all sorts of secret medical drugs that kept me from honorably completing my service for 11 goddamn years. Joke of fate: I only lost ONE lung in the entire war, and it was literally right at the end. The Federation would have had time to put a new one in me if it hadn't ceased to exist exactly before the implantation order was approved.

The country that I suffered for 11 years for, and that could have repaid me what I deserved, ceased to exist, and I ended up with nothing. But you know, anon, while I resent that my blood was spilled for nothing, what I hate the most is that now I MUST marry a drone. I, a human being, a being that has conquered the stars to his will, a being that has his teeth in the throat of a whole damn god, must choose not another human as my wife, but a fucking machine, or I will rot in a cesspool for the most wretched rats. That's not what I deserved, that's not how I should have ended up.

But anon, I remembered. I remembered that there were drones fighting beside me, not worker drones, but another drones, like solver metal things, but fighting on our side. I've forgotten how we called them, but I remember with what fury they exterminated that abomination, and how they selflessly saved the civilians.

You're right anon, I shouldn't fuck that damn disassemblers, but if the Union wants me to seal my fate with a drone, I'll do it with one that fought for humanity just as I: at the very tip of the attack.
No.134535
Anonymous
>>134533
>She hands you sandwiches so you can nibble the crusts off
>Gives you a kiss on the cheek, then steals the sandwich back and begins to eat it happily
>You have gotten very used to crusts, but it's worth it
No.134536
Anonymous
>>134533
Of course, because I LOVE bread crusts!
No.134537
HoDR Overseer (Western Hemisphere)
Replies:>>134542
>>134534
Hi, hello, we've scoured the databases and found your partner in combat
She had the hots for you then and still does and was thrilled you remembered her
We have loaded her into an intercontinental ballistic delivery cruise missile in a wedding dress
She will arrive within 15 minutes
Thank you again for being a valued and productive member of society, and have some kids
No.134538
Anonymous
>>134520
Anon, what are they going to do with his pipi?
No.134539
Anonymous
Replies:>>134540
Helf, my bugdrone wife refuses to let me poke her soft abdomen!
What do I do???
No.134540
Anonymous
Image:173629105611.jpg(76kB, 600x600)2323004.jpg
>>134539
No.134541
Anonymous
Replies:>>134543
Image:173629137312.png(396kB, 1765x1260)173442386222.png
Fooni idea: in that timeline where the anti-vore demon patch was developed early and Tessa brings in improperly disposed of test subjects Uzi and Doll, instead of whatever sequence of events lead her to Cabin Fever, Amda wakes up as a zombler in the Elliots' ancestral scrap mountain/mass robo-grave and gets found by Tessa.
No.134542
Anonymous
>>134537
Dude lived for 5 years on shitty benefits in the shithole, I'd give it some thought if I were her.
No.134543
Anonymous
>>134541
Cause your feet are nice:3
No.134544
Anonymous
Replies:>>134556
>>134542
Listen that guy needs help ASAP, an the repopulation fund is generous
No.134545
Anonymous
>>134540
Dont spray Raid on my hot wife :(
No.134546
Anonymous
>>134540
First of all, she isn't a flying insect
Second, of course I'm not spraying anything on her, I just wanted to tickle her, sheesh
Third, that shit gives humans cancer too so I don't wanna go near it
No.134547
Anonymous
Replies:>>134556
>>134542
She has a briefcase with 100000 creds in it too
No.134548
Anonymous
Image:173629240491.png(1.35MB, 4000x4000)Illustration2 2.png
A sketch or something
No.134549
Anonymous
Replies:>>134555
Image:173629249913.gif(1.48MB, 350x263)1569855116667.gif
>sit through oogis for what feels like years
>get rewarded with cute bug-girls
Feels nice to get rewarded sometimes.
No.134550
Anonymous
>>134548
scratch her at the base of her tail
No.134551
Anonymous
>>134548
Y my beloved
No.134552
Anonymous
>>134548
I want to see her smile.
No.134553
Anonymous
>>134548
Damn sexy teutonic drone, she's tempting me to fornicate again.
No.134554
Anonymous
>>134548
Y practicing the ol' tail-reach-around, the 100% guaranteed technique to make a human fall for you.
No.134555
Anonymous
>>134549
Trust ze plan, Anon. Trust ze plan and you will fugg ze bugz.
No.134556
Anonymous
Replies:>>134557
>>134544
>>134547
Hopefully he can handle with only one lung.
No.134557
Anonymous
>>134556
Nanite squirt will gradually help him regrow lost tissues
No.134558
E-Anonymous
Image:173629363814.png(260kB, 1500x1500)IMG_4672.png
>>134496
A tough choice
No.134559
Anonymous
Replies:>>134565
>>134496
E and J
No.134560
Anonymous
No.134561
Anonymous
Replies:>>134562
>>134514
Where's the milk, MilkAnon? I don't see any milk! WHERE'S THE MILK?????
No.134562
Anonymous
Replies:>>134569
No.134563
Anonymous
Image:173629440363.png(448kB, 1000x1153)Spoiler image
I forgot I have this redesign of that stupid crackship child of x and cyn laying about. Welp just gonna leave it here
No.134564
Anonymous
Replies:>>134587
Image:173629451289.gif(405kB, 220x220)Spoiler image
>"Hey Xi, I need you to photocopy this incident repor-"

>"PASS"

>"What the fu-AHHHH!"
No.134565
Anonymous
Replies:>>134567
Image:173629454965.png(191kB, 1200x1000)Tard Pals.png
>>134559
The two morons
No.134566
Anonymous
Replies:>>134585
Image:173629476233.png(127kB, 1200x1000)Tard Pals.png
>>134496
>>134558
>Anon is the manager at a J Warehouse
>These J's in particular are notorious for two reasons: They are Worker Drones & they are EXTREMELY bratty
>Corporate has put Anon on final notice and must get his drones under control lest the warehouse be permanently shut down
>He ultimately chooses to bring in a specialist (Sentinel E) to help reign in the J's
No.134567
Anonymous
No.134568
Anonymous
Image:173629484177.jpg(10kB, 199x234)918994e1d7bf71f789d11367d41ba1cc5365684fr1-199-234v2_hq.jpg
>>134563
She has a very nice chassis
I am admiring it disrespectfully
No.134569
Anonymous
>>134562
Milky and based! (Just make sure it's genuine dairy product)
No.134570
Anonymous
Image:173629540309.png(247kB, 874x1180)Friends.png
I made this little thing. I like how it looks, even when I do not know how to draw humans.
No.134571
Anonymous
Replies:>>134572
went to get groceries with my N unit and the train I took to get there was somehow put out of commission in the 45 minutes it took for us to shop. every cab or Uber was taken, so we were stuck walking back in 12° weather. I was freezing, and I told my N unit I thought I might get frostbite (mostly as a joke.) he just says "I gotcha, buddy!" and the next thing I know this motherfucker is swallowing me whole. once I'm inside him he just goes on walking home. thankfully there's not any nanite acid in here or anything, and it is pretty warm, but what the actual fuck.
No.134572
Anonymous
Replies:>>134574
>>134571
>It's not the "N megamorphs into a cat bus and asks you yo hop in" episode
Try harder, anon.
No.134573
Anonymous
Replies:>>134597
No.134574
Anonymous
Replies:>>134576
>>134572
>N catbus
Nightmarish but beautiful
No.134575
Anonymous
Image:173629585418.jpg(281kB, 736x644)Sam with Louisa and Martha.jpg
Sam based on that adopted daughter greentext
No.134576
Anonymous
>>134574
Embrace the warmth of N's leather seats, anon.
No.134577
Anonymous
Replies:>>134597
>>134570
>I do not know how to draw humans
Could have fooled me, looks great.
No.134578
Anonymous
Replies:>>134584
>>134548
Very nice, would put on a calendar.
No.134579
Anonymous
Replies:>>134596
Image:173629723407.jpg(93kB, 932x1024)GecGt7IW0AA9raH.jpg
>>134480
k
No.134580
Anonymous
>>134521
X gonna give it to ya. Fuck making it on your own. X gonna deliver to ya.
No.134581
Anonymous
>>134575
Amazing work Anon.
No.134582
Anonymous
Replies:>>134597
Image:173629752771.png(112kB, 594x471)V so happy!.png
>>134570
Cute!!! Based work drawfren!
No.134583
Anonymous
No.134584
Anonymous
>>134578
>it's a new year
>time to open up your sexy drone calendar
>ohh la la
>for January, mini-Y lounges on an airy, white dollop of whipped cream, surrounded by juicy, red strawberries with generous sprinklings of sugar
>the golden buttons of her black jacket and bright, smiling eyes stand out beautifully against her whipped cream bed
>her jacket is unbuttoned, her legs spread open
>one of her peg legs extends into the air, lacy, black panties hanging from the tip
>mini-Y's decency is covered only by a small strawberry leaf held in place by her tail, but the telltale glow of her pubic LED is visible around the edges of the leaf
>on the bottom of the calendar are the words "Won't you stay for dessert, mein Herr?"
No.134585
Anonymous
>>134566
Anon was able to keep his werehouse, but the Js now have paranoia.
No.134586
Anonymous
>>134514
Lean+Goonjuice
🎇
No.134587
Anonymous
>>134564
Dang, but where's M
No.134588
Anonymous
Replies:>>134591
>>134587
M was the one getting hit with the spin ball.
No.134589
Anonymous
>>134587
M but obscenely pregnant trying and failing to hide it
No.134590
Anonymous
Replies:>>134599
GianTessa keeping bugdrone J in a terrarium
No.134591
Anonymous
Replies:>>134593
>>134588
Ouch, I don't think she deserves that
>>134589
At least they're kind enough not to tell her and embarrass her
No.134592
Anonymous
Replies:>>134594
Sentinel K super mode!
No.134593
Anonymous
Replies:>>134595
>>134591
No but it's funny.
Also
>>134589
>Into the virgin killer sweater she goes
No.134594
Anonymous
>>134592
She and Genny work for competing fashion companies
No.134595
Anonymous
>>134593
>"It's got an awful lot of holes... are you sure about this, Anon?"
"Well, you're not going to work right now anyway, so yeah!"
No.134596
Anonymous
>>134579
Still would
No.134597
Anonymous
>>134573
>>134577
>>134582
Thank you Friends.
No.134598
Anonymous
Replies:>>134600
Before we get the married or dating M arcs we still need the conclusion of the "becoming buds with M" arc
Please, 🥺 I need it
No.134599
Anonymous
Replies:>>134601
>>134590
>"Crickey, looks like the J-bugs doing a little mating dance. But the poor little sheila has no mate."
>J bug perks up, tapping at the glass walls with her claws
>would she finally be able to express her feelings for the human?
>giantTessa puts an N bug into the terrarium, much to J bug's dismay
No.134600
Anonymous
No.134601
Anonymous
>>134599
>Tessa is happy that they are happy together raising their larvaes
No.134602
Anonymous
Image:173630171331.png(3.27MB, 2416x2678)u4.png
a little cowboy
No.134603
Anonymous
>>134602
Susceptible to backslaps
No.134604
Anonymous
>>134602
aw how cu–
>assless chaps
KEK
No.134605
Anonymous
Replies:>>134606
Image:173630205405.jpg(45kB, 720x387)Ggo4K-EXwAE4mM3.jpeg
No.134606
Anonymous
Replies:>>134706
>>134605
That's it, I'm taking away Liam's thumb privileges until he promises a second season
I'm tired of him just sayin shit
No.134607
Anonymous
Image:173630247110.jpg(375kB, 1773x2048)Spoiler image
Sentinel drone
No.134608
Anonymous
>>134607
>nonbinary
into the trash it goes
No.134609
Anonymous
>>134607
I love the design oof
No.134610
Anonymous
>learning bugdrone wife's mating dance so you two can hit a little jig together
No.134611
Anonymous
>>134498
The things i would do to DD emily i swear.
No.134612
Anonymous
Replies:>>134633
>>134558
Mommy E please
No.134613
Anonymous
>>134510
>The oogis are starting to form a degree of self awareness and are now functioning more independently.
>Panik
>Watch an oogi climb up to your computer keyboard and watch her start investing in stocks.
>Panik even harder.
>all the oogi’s stocks are in cryptocurrency.

Oh thank god, they’re still stupid.
No.134614
Anonymous
>>134613
That's why they evolve into tardbugs, not SMARTbugs
No.134615
Anonymous
No.134616
Anonymous
Replies:>>134617
>>134607
Who tf is this
No.134617
Anonymous
>>134616
A sentinel drone
No.134618
Anonymous
>>134607
>Top scars
FAGGOT
No.134619
Anonymous
Image:173630396781.png(134kB, 640x640)say-hello-to-the-most-outlandish-au-version-of-emily-you-v0-ess5fe95dobe1.png
No.134620
Anonymous
Image:173630398087.png(92kB, 640x640)say-hello-to-the-most-outlandish-au-version-of-emily-you-v0-s41gkax5dobe1.png
>>134619
No.134621
Anonymous
Replies:>>134626
Image:173630399446.png(111kB, 640x640)say-hello-to-the-most-outlandish-au-version-of-emily-you-v0-ehi1ngg8dobe1.png
>>134620
No.134622
School announcement
Attention Students, do not feed the oogis pop rocks. How many times do I have to repeat myself that giving oogis such as soda, energy drinks or rock candy can make them violently explode? For the love of god our janitor is sobbing in his closet because of the amount of oogi guts are stuck on the ceiling. On and Mr. Anon, i want you in my office immediately. I have some questions regarding your “underground oogi gladiator pit.”
No.134623
Anonymous
>>134618
I didn't even notice that. fuck I hate that shit
No.134624
Anonymous
the score is very good
No.134625
Anonymous
Replies:>>134627
>>134607
>nonbinary
>is a robot
No.134626
Anonymous
>>134619
>>134620
>>134621
>The Total Problem
Cute
No.134627
Anonymous
>>134625
I mean like, yeah
No.134628
Anonymous
>Human consciousness that was assimilated by Solver
>Except not entirely
>Somehow was reborn as a Solver-sapien
>Now wanders the Copper 9 hellscape, looking for answers as to who or what he is
>Disguises self as a Drone to blend in better
No.134629
Anonymous
Image:173630542055.gif(3.83MB, 300x300)kurt-angle-2107946097.gif
>>134607
NIGGER
No.134630
Anonymous
Replies:>>134634
Image:173630568594.jpg(148kB, 1170x1017)173470087482.jpg
>>134607
Of course the trash that went into Alice's oven turns out to be nonbinary holy shit you really can no longer make this up or what?
>After Alice's 'death'
>Mf without personality, with AS no longer influencing, that got COOKED for years , smh walks out
It is such a bunch of disonant BS jesus christ
>Fears 017
Good! What a stupid faggot, the maker of this too, 'nonbinary' no wonder he went into the oven. Shit is symbolic to no end all over, it happens with hidden stuff in MD and consistent weird shit in the fandom too
No.134631
Anonymous
No.134632
Anonymous
>>134618
Ha is fucking called it and didn't even see that yet see?
No.134633
Anonymous
Replies:>>134636
>>134612
Just don’t be hanging around those lousy DD girls and you’re golden
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>>134630
Yehhhhh
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