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No.142947
Murder Drones (#140)Anonymous
Replies:>>143140>>143921
Image:173757207312.png(299kB, 1031x1400)Where the Fuck SHE KEEP FINDING THESE MONSTERS.png
Hello, hello to you today.
Here we are in this Thread to talk about the Drones once again. As always, let's talk about the Canon and the OC content as much as you like.
Here, have a blast of the past.
Hope you are doing great, hope you like it.
The wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The great wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The most robust OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>141978
No.142951
Anonymous
KISS robots :3
No.142952
Anonymous
Replies:>>142954>>142955>>143003
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>Drawfag /co/ thread
>Shartyfag got banned again
>2 MD threads on /co/ at the same time
>Tessa thread getting spammed by some xitterfaggots
The fuck is going on today?
No.142953
Anonymous
Replies:>>142956>>142963
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No.142954
Anonymous
>>142952
It begins
No.142955
Anonymous
>>142952
Cyn
We need to kill her
No.142956
Anonymous
>>142953
hhnnnnng
No.142957
Anonymous
Replies:>>142961
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KISSING doll's BUTT
No.142958
Anonymous
Eating disassemblers with Switch
No.142959
Anonymous
Replies:>>142968
Deporting Switch back to China
No.142961
Anonymous
Replies:>>142972
>>142957
Would clang scary
No.142962
Anonymous
Replies:>>142973>>142974>>142983>>142996
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jiiiiiiiiiiii~
No.142963
Anonymous
Replies:>>143274
>>142953
>"These tricks will not shake my faith in humanity. IN THE NAME OF THE FEDERATION, I WILL DESTROY YOU, MONSTER!"
>*time skip*
>"I want to apologise for my behaviour and my words. I didn't act like a grown man. I promise to make it up so it won't happen again"
>"And also?"
>"I love my disassembler drone wife"
No.142964
Anonymous
Replies:>>142966
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MAIDOOOO
SKREEEECH
Bat call sounds / noisesyoutube thumb
No.142965
Human Resources
Replies:>>142967>>142971>>142976>>143279
A reminder to all veterals - fraternising with drones is illegal under both corporate and federal law. Doing so will result in all your benefits being revoked.
No.142966
Anonymous
>>142964
Butler N!
No.142967
Anonymous
Replies:>>142969
>>142965
Emily, this new HMoFD fic of yours is getting really out there.
No.142968
Anonymous
>>142959
Why send her to a place where she'll go scott free instead of facing justice.
No.142969
Anonymous
Replies:>>142979
>>142967
If it were her fanfic, why write humans as second class citizens?
No.142970
Anonymous
Replies:>>142984
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No.142971
Veteran
>>142965
That thing took me by force! I was fucking raped! Why the fuck did you put me on the fucking deserter list!
No.142972
Anonymous
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>>142961
She's not that scary! She just wants your love
No.142973
Anonymous
>>142962
I fucked your mom AND your dad
No.142974
Anonymous
>>142962
Bertretta My Beloved!
No.142975
Anonymous
Replies:>>142977>>142978>>142980>>143091
Image:173757463680.jpg(1.35MB, 1635x1355)Spoiler image
GUYS NO WAY
No.142976
Anonymous
>>142965
This DD is actually a guy I used to know who took it's mind over, I swear
No.142977
Anonymous
>>142975
kek
No.142978
Anonymous
>>142975
Too KINO to be true...
No.142979
Anonymous
Replies:>>142982
>>142969
So she can indulge in inverted power dynamics fantasies
No.142980
Anonymous
Replies:>>142981>>142994
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>>142975
The top part loaded in before the lower part and I gotta say, you're a bitch, y'know that?
Getting my hopes up
No.142981
Anonymous
>>142980
>implying we won’t eventually make it real out of desperation for more murder drones
No.142982
Anonymous
Replies:>>142985
>>142979
>A bunch of human veterans rebel
>This causes Emily or orgasm immediately
No.142983
Anonymous
>>142962
The glazed over eye emotes don't really sell it.
She has to be completel wide-eyed and peeking at you from around a corner or below a countertop.
No.142984
Anonymous
>>142970
Sex
No.142985
Anonymous
>>142982
It's going to be a massacre.
No.142986
Anonymous
Replies:>>142987>>143015
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No.142987
Anonymous
Replies:>>142989>>142990
>>142986
I swear to god Liam made her specifically to arouse me, everything about her is perfect
No.142989
Anonymous
Replies:>>142990
>>142987
t. Goose
No.142990
Anonymous
>>142989
>>142987
Wait, shit, no. If she was the embodiment of Goose's fetishes then she'd also be a big buff reptilian and drill into people's brains.
No.142992
Anonymous
Replies:>>143030>>143082
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Who is the creator of this image?
No.142993
Anonymous
>>142946

N can have dessert until he eats all the oogis
No.142994
Anonymous
>>142980
>Murder drones but every drone is bean
My pitch for season 2
No.142995
Anonymous
Replies:>>142997>>143000
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Are these even worth uploading to the booru? They're not even greens. They're appetizers.
No.142996
Anonymous
>>142962
First Jane, then Abby, now Beretta, You have been busy.
No.142997
Anonymous
Replies:>>143001
>>142995
upload it as a collection
No.142999
Anonymous
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No.143000
Anonymous
Replies:>>143011
>>142995
That's totally your call based booru uploader, although personally I would recommend doing it as a compilation rather than as individual posts and preferably without the snow filter
No.143001
Anonymous
Replies:>>143002
I'm slowly going through the booru capping my stuff for my personal archive. I wish we had a board-wide search function like desuarchive does. Maybe we could ask Black Hand if he can implement it. How do you contact the guy anyway?

>>142997
Good idea. Thanks.
No.143002
Anonymous
>>143001
Not a direct search option but google advanced search can let you pinpoint threads to Ctrl f through
No.143003
Anonymous
Replies:>>143007>>143008
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>>142952
> Get sick
> Sleep for 20 hours
>
I guess I'm glad I wasn't awake for all that shit

> Incestfag was doing it just to get at SwitchAnon
> Hating Fugue too for no reason
Man
No.143004
Anonymous
Replies:>>143006>>143009>>143019>>143070
Image:173757798932.png(895kB, 1200x6838)Cucked by her own tail (NTailR).png
>“In hindsight I should have noticed her “arms” hanging limply next to her body sooner.”

More of Snake Tessa, it is about being on the butt of your own jokes. This was a lot of work for two pretty dumb jokes but I hope all the Snake Tessa fans like it. Just assume she is as long as she needs to be for the joke/story to work. More of other characters in the future, maybe even actual drones.
No.143006
Anonymous
>>143004
> he kissed the snussy
No.143007
Anonymous
Replies:>>143013
>>143003
If there's a pattern, it's basically always just one guy sperging
Between him and Pillar, I think those knuckleheads create 90% of the bullshit
The last 10% is down to autists interacting though
No.143008
Anonymous
Replies:>>143010>>143021
>>143003
i wonder why was he so adamant in making the two of them fuck when he was told no?
No.143009
Anonymous
>>143004
Can't believe Tessa's tail cheated on Danon with Beauregard
No.143010
Anonymous
Replies:>>143018
>>143008
Because he is mentally ill, Anon
No.143011
Anonymous
Replies:>>143020
>>143000
Nah I'm not the booru uploader. I'm just the guy with the ~130 greens. I just hit 120 caps in my folders and I'm looking for some more I remember writing. Greens about Y's pillbaby that I named Babyface, an old man wearing an exoskeleton while shooing Maid V, the sixth Stepdad & Tessa green, Phi being ambushed, Y running away with the enemy soldier that impregnated her, J giving enns to her duls, Enn & Oogi finding a can of Monster, V and Lizzy adopting a pillbaby, enn splashing in puddles and chasing butterflies, a green about trained enns called Good Boys, and some coreplay greens from the 4chan threads that are probably lost forever.
No.143012
Anonymous
Replies:>>143014>>143103
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eager beaver
No.143013
Anonymous
Replies:>>143022
>>143007
What makes you think it's not the same person?
No.143014
Anonymous
>>143012
>skin colored tendrils
weird
No.143015
Anonymous
Replies:>>143017
>>142986
I could edit this into Tessa.
No.143016
Anonymous
Replies:>>143024
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Imagine the teacher's first encounter with Nori again, after all these years without needing to deal with her antics and this time she's a telekinetic headcrab. Does he lay down and start dissociating until she leaves?
No.143017
Anonymous
>>143015
>Tessa instead of better Tessa
EWWWWW
No.143018
Anonymous
Replies:>>143024>>143025>>143026>>143027
>>143010
is that what makes people attracted to incest? i never really got the appeal pf incest, what's so hot about kurt and chiappa fucking that makes him horny?
No.143019
Anonymous
>>143004
Hilarious kino, anon. Thank you.
No.143020
Anonymous
>>143011
The greatest creations of our culture.
No.143021
Anonymous
Replies:>>143023
>>143008
do you think he actually wanted incest, or was it just a fetish he knew upset other anons?
No.143022
Anonymous
>>143013
The fact Blackhand didn't include any Pillar posts or say it was the same guy who posted the last gore vid
I feel like he would've mentioned if it was one guy
No.143023
Anonymous
>>143021
The latter
No.143024
Anonymous
Replies:>>143029>>143031>>143034
Eh. Here goes. Black Hand can I speak to you, please? I will have the irc open in another tab for a few hours.

>>143018
My guess is that it is a kind of taboo. Wasn't TomoeTomoe into Cyncest?

>>143016
Either he would give as few fucks as ever or he would develop a forbidden lust for Khan's wife, if you take the tendril slap as something more than a joke.
No.143025
Anonymous
>>143018
I think the mental illness is the reason he kept being a prick, as for the incest thing he's probably got some severe family issues or something that show up in his weird fetish
No.143026
Anonymous
>>143018
I never encouraged or asked to create incest art or greens like this guy, I'm just joking about Kurt and Chiappa.
No.143027
Anonymous
>>143018
He did it just to try and get under SwitchAnon's skin considering it's the only pairing he ever talked about
No.143028
Anonymous
Yall niggas never gonna be Tardgeriens.
No.143029
Anonymous
Replies:>>143032>>143039
>>143024
What's the problem with Cyncest?
No.143030
Anonymous
Replies:>>143048
>>142992
Dr.ones
No.143031
Anonymous
Replies:>>143039
>>143024
What I got out of his reaction to that slap was mild indignation.
No.143032
Anonymous
Image:173757969783.png(448kB, 985x767)CYNNO3.png
>>143029
it is too based, thus was made illegal
No.143033
Anonymous
Why did Cyn make every DD based on WD!Anon have a big penis?
No.143034
Anonymous
Replies:>>143039>>143042
>>143024
>Wasn't TomoeTomoe into Cyncest?
Huh???

Also, if you want to grab Black Hand's attention it is better to leave a message on the /baw/ thread
No.143035
Anonymous
Replies:>>143036
>Auntie Cyn, through subconscious suggestion, introduces Kurt to the world of the Bunker's version of Twitch.
What horrors would he be subjected to?
No.143036
Anonymous
Replies:>>143038>>143040>>143042
>>143035
Being thirsted over by the queers in his chat.
No.143038
Anonymous
Replies:>>143041
>>143036
Queers? Why would drone boys list after him?
No.143039
Anonymous
>>143029
I guess that depends on what part you're getting off on. It's not my cup of tea but I can see the many ways people could like or hate it. Even her being fictional can matter a lot or very little. It's a whole mess.

>>143031
I mean if you take the slap to mean that he has a naughty past with eldritch monsters.

>>143034
I remember various NxCyn posts being responded to with stuff like "TomoeTomoe hands typed this post" and I got the impression it was an inside joke.
No.143040
Anonymous
Replies:>>143051
>>143036
Pavo, I & Anon thirsting over Kurt in chat
No.143041
Anonymous
Replies:>>143052
>>143038
Same reason as his first incarnation Jerma: he's breedable and has a dumpy.
No.143042
Anonymous
Replies:>>143046>>143050
>>143034
I forgot to ask. What is /baw/?

>>143036
I read that as "queens" and I got a mental image of thicc Louisa and Martha about to obliterate an uneasy small WD anon over the course of the night.
No.143043
Anonymous
Replies:>>143046
Oh. /baw/ as in the board. I thought youmeant a thread.
No.143044
Anonymous
Replies:>>143047>>143056>>143102
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Let's take some time to think about E!
No.143045
Anonymous
I haven't seen E-anon in a long time
Is he still around?
No.143046
Anonymous
Replies:>>143049
>>143042
>>143043
/baw/ is plus4chan's general discussion board. This thread in particular (>>>/baw/419846 ) would be your best shot at getting his attention.
What exactly are you wanting to talk to him about anyways?
No.143047
Anonymous
>>143044
I've been meaning to draw E-el happily coiled around my arm. But I refrain from drawing the things I like because I am crap at it. It makes me feel like I am making mockeries out of them.
No.143048
Anonymous
>>143030
No, I am not
Source: am Dr.Onesanon
No.143049
Anonymous
Replies:>>143059
>>143046
A bunch of stuff. I'm half expecting him to tell me to go back to 4chan if I want this or if I don't like that. I'd certainly appreciate a board wide search function.
No.143050
Anonymous
>>143042
>I read that as "queens" and I got a mental image of thicc Louisa and Martha about to obliterate an uneasy small WD anon over the course of the night.

>AN0N, the Elliott family's most effective drone, is called to Louisa's bedroom.
>Right on the bed is mistress Louisa and her sister Martha who are half-naked.
>Louisa says he's about to be rewarded plus she and her sister need to let off some steam after James died.
>Martha installs an anatomy adapter onto him and throws him on the bed.
>The two milf demons fuck him until they pass out from the pleasure.
>AN0N, who still has some battery life in him, scoops the two women closer and enters sleep mode.
No.143051
Anonymous
>>143040
>Pavo
>lusting over anyone but techanon
No.143052
Anonymous
Replies:>>143058
>>143041
But what if he has a tentacle dick which he inherited from his grandpa N's side since artists love drawing N with a tentadick?
No.143054
Anonymous
Replies:>>143055>>143067
Kinda unrelated but I've wanted to organize a board game thread event ever since we learned of the dice function, but the only game I know is Monopoly. It would be a crazy long game and we would be moving at the pace of the irl busiest poster.
No.143055
Anonymous
>>143054
What about Sven Co-op?
No.143056
Anonymous
Replies:>>143057
>>143044
Macro E will be a smart girl, but will she be a good girl?
No.143057
Anonymous
>>143056
>Macro-E constantly staying in your field of vision so that you can stare at her backplate.
No.143058
Anonymous
>>143052
> horny fans spread rumors and commission artists to draw him like that regardless of it not being remotely true
No.143059
Anonymous
Replies:>>143073
>>143049
Well best of luck I suppose
Although if I'm being completely honest your vagueness about "a bunch of stuff" reeks of potential dramafaggotry so I don't see any of that being well received
No.143060
Anonymous
Replies:>>143062>>143063
the hell is going on the tessa thread
No.143062
Anonymous
>>143060
Well, they seem to be having fun.
No.143063
Anonymous
>>143060
Shartys
No.143065
Anonymous
Kissies
No.143067
Anonymous
>>143054
Pretty sure I could beat some of you at chess
Also, isn't there some kind of online board game? Or Jackbox or some shit
No.143068
Anonymous
Replies:>>143069>>143074
Man I haven’t written in a hot minute
No.143069
Anonymous
>>143068
So what're you going to do about it? Write?
No.143070
Anonymous
>>143004
Heh cute snessa comic, keep making more lamia Tessa BRRF-anon
No.143071
Anonymous
Replies:>>143101
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Maria...
No.143072
Anonymous
Replies:>>143075>>143076>>143079>>143660
Video:173758260602.mp4(1.70MB / 0:00:38 / avc1, 480x360)videoplayback.mp4
George Droyd has been deployed in the Tessa thread.
No.143073
Anonymous
Replies:>>143081
>>143059
Hold on. I do not want to be or come off as sneaky and subversive. Did I give the impression that I am trying to pretend or to manipulate?
No.143074
Anonymous
>>143068
Anon, that is an inexcusable amount of wasted time.

Stay where you are, a J unit has already been sent to you to administer the punishment.

Sincerely, JCJaisen(IN EAAAAARTH!!!).
No.143075
Anonymous
>>143072
What the hell is happening too the thread I created?
No.143076
Anonymous
Replies:>>143078
>>143072
I can't believe George Droid used his Niggalink implant to take over Tessa before the Gala Massacre
No.143078
Anonymous
>>143076
>The Solver of the Absolute Fent
>"Hey Tessa, do you have some fent? [BEGGING TONE]
No.143079
Anonymous
Replies:>>143080
>>143072
The Slavic sun will shine over the earth.
No.143080
Anonymous
Replies:>>143089
>>143079
One Doll for every comrade!
No.143081
Anonymous
>>143073
Maybe I am just old fashioned, but in my mind the only reason someone would want or need to directly message a moderator for anything would be if it's an extremely important issue or if it's an appeal of a personal issue. To me it just seems a tad unnecessary to go through this sort of trouble just to ask for something simple like website feature recommendations.
Just to be clear though, if this IS an issue you feel needs to be taken to IRC (and you don't feel comfortable talking about it in detail publicly) then by all means go for it. All I suggest is that if it's just something mundane that you consider using the dedicated thread for that rather than sit around waiting in an IRC
No.143082
Anonymous
>>142992
SQ-UEAK having a fun day without anything bad happening to it.
No.143085
Anonymous
>Kurt takes to Twitch streaming as a way to pass the time, and ends up actually getting a following from it
>In the acceptance ending, he becomes Jerma993 and sparkles on in the darkness that is the post-Solver galaxy, the funny gaming clown everyone loves who may or may not be as much of a murderer as V
>If he refuses his role, he ends up finding a comfortable niche showing off old human games to drones, and happiness and acceptance for who he is
No.143088
Anonymous
Replies:>>143090>>143092>>143093
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>Jane brings over a ouija board she scavenged for your girl's night
>as the two of you put your hands on the planchette, it begins to move
>N-E-E-D-M-A-C-D-I-C-K
No.143089
Anonymous
>>143080
And one bullet for every non-comrade.
No.143090
Anonymous
>>143088
Lek
No.143091
Anonymous
>>142975
Wait for the full render
No.143092
Anonymous
Replies:>>143094>>143097
>>143088
>"Uh... let's try again, shall we?" Beretta wipes at some digital sweat
>"Mac's your little brother, right? He's kinda cute."
>The two both begin to try and use the board again
>H-A-N-D-S-O-F-F-B-I-T-
No.143093
Anonymous
>>143088
Don't forget the weekly trips to Hooters where Mac, Remmy and Daddy will serve you a "family-style," Beretta.
No.143094
Anonymous
Replies:>>143099
>>143092
oh, Jane's getting visited in her nightmares tonight
Emily or Rebecca is going to get more than she bargained for in there
No.143095
Anonymous
Replies:>>143096
I wonder what uzi’s opinion is on the oogis and her thoughts on their big caboosese in comparison to her flat ass.
No.143096
Anonymous
Replies:>>143105
>>143095
>When even bug has a better ass than you.
This femcel can't stink any more than she already does, but...
No.143097
Anonymous
Replies:>>143098
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>>143092
>"Just ask a question already... hurry..." a strangely embarrassed Negev whimpered
>"Okay, uh... is Anon thinking about going steady with Beretta?"
>W-E-L-L-I-T-S-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E
(^h-e-r-c-a-t-c-h-p-h-r-a-s-e)
No.143098
Anonymous
>>143097
Silly
No.143099
Anonymous
>>143094
>"Ooooooo, I'm the ghost of your dead lover!"
>"B wasn't beheaded though."
>"How did she die?"
>"Stabbing, I think?"
>Rebecca and Emily cobble together a slightly more accurate B disguise and scare Jane
>They go to leave and are scared in turn by Doll, who followed them in to drag them back
No.143101
Anonymous
Replies:>>143119
>>143071
Shadow would blow a fuse if this ever happened
No.143102
Anonymous
>>143044
E my beloved
No.143103
Anonymous
Replies:>>143104
>>143012
>Cyn will never tease you for being a quickshot
why even live
No.143104
Anonymous
>>143103
https://voca.ro/19972y7f80C9
Not Cyn but I have this.
No.143105
Anonymous
>>143096
>Uzi eats berris to try and get a fat ass but all it did was just get her mad indigestion
No.143106
Anonymous
Replies:>>143107>>143117
Image:173758894873.png(876kB, 1082x2838)Bugdrone Empire.png
anon becomes the immortal emperor of an intergalactic empire because he fugged a bug. first time archiving greens in desktop view, so let me know if I should fix anything before I post this to the booru
No.143107
Anonymous
>>143106
You're doing God's work, anon. Thank you.
No.143108
Anonymous
Didn't realise I'd already uploaded 200 art.

Yeah, there's a lot of art being created by anons.
No.143109
Anonymous
Replies:>>143110>>143111
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No.143110
Anonymous
Video:173758994098.mp4(462kB / 0:00:03 / avc1, 400x400)CYYYYYYYNNNNN DAAAAAAANCE.mp4
>>143109
HELL YEAAAAAAH
No.143111
Anonymous
Replies:>>143113
>>143109
This work looks more detailed than the last ones. It's good.
No.143112
Anonymous
Replies:>>143115>>143116>>143118>>143120>>143121>>143130>>143131
If you had to kill as many DDs as possible in the middle of a busy street, how would you do it?
No.143113
Anonymous
>>143111
Here is the original scene
https://db.bepis.moe/kkscenes/view/13166
No.143115
Anonymous
Replies:>>143122
>>143112
Say "free human sex" so they collide in the middle of the intersection
No.143116
Anonymous
>>143112
Drop a penny. Assuming every DD is an MG, casualties are total.
No.143117
Anonymous
>>143106
Nice
No.143118
Anonymous
>>143112
Song of Double Time. Vampires are suddenly out in the sun.
No.143119
Anonymous
Replies:>>143273
>>143101
And also getting new trauma
No.143120
Anonymous
>>143112
Get one of those pvz garden warfare sunflowers
No.143121
Anonymous
Replies:>>143123
>>143112
nanite bullets
No.143122
Anonymous
>>143115
KEK
No.143123
Anonymous
Replies:>>143124>>143125>>143129>>143144
>>143121
I first time I've heard of them but sounds interesting, where can I buy them? I'm going to the range with fellas, want to impress them.
No.143124
Anonymous
Replies:>>143125
>>143123
You buy them from DDs
No.143125
Anonymous
Replies:>>143126>>143127
>>143123
>>143124
you can either harvest them from slain DD or ask a friendly DD for their acid. Place acid into glass balls and load them into a shotgun bullet, or coat a bullet with them, which ever works best. Shoot at DD and hope for the best.
No.143126
Anonymous
Replies:>>143133
>>143125
>"Come on Danni, can't you gimme some acid?"
>"It feels weird to extrude though!"
No.143127
Anonymous
>>143125
Thanks, but I don't have any acquaintances among DDs, so where I could buy their acid?
No.143128
Anonymous
Replies:>>143132>>143147
Image:173759217131.png(1.39MB, 2507x3251)9d3ab7e8d4e22dec703773863263ee32.png
No.143129
Anonymous
Replies:>>143138
>>143123
I can attest from personal experience that Nanite-tipped rounds work best with either single shot or semi-auto firearms; Do NOT try using them in any high fire-rate weapon as jams can and will ruin the gun and/or your arm
No.143130
Anonymous
Replies:>>143134
>>143112
Deploy dhe gnuclear gnome
No.143131
Anonymous
>>143112
Off switch
No.143132
Anonymous
>>143128
God I want to be suffocated to within an inch of my life by V's ass.
No.143133
Anonymous
Replies:>>143141>>143142
>>143126
>"Only if you do it yourself~"
>"Danni, I won't jerk you off"
>"Pfff, but admit, you thought for a second!"
>"No"
No.143134
Anonymous
Replies:>>143136
>>143130
GNO! GNOT THAT!
No.143135
Anonymous
Image:173759239498.jpg(97kB, 736x981)df501f674c0b602e5799153dbc3eaac4.jpg
I wish Alice were here right now. Or after I get back home tomorrow. Or after Friday
No.143136
Anonymous
>>143134
👽☠️
No.143138
Anonymous
>>143129
Thank you! I'll keep that in mind. I'll keep that in mind, now I just need to find out where to get the acid.
No.143139
Anonymous
Image:173759268189.gif(2.82MB, 498x498)1701142111321951.gif
🧡🖤🤍💯🔥
.......🫠🫠🙏. .. .😮‍💨😔
No.143140
Anonymous
>>142947
Oh hey look it's that OC that had is gimmick stolen by like several other characters making him effectively redundant atleast the design is unique
No.143141
Anonymous
Replies:>>143145
>>143133
Imagine wrapping your cold hands around the warm nanite acid canister of a female DD, it's glassy surface slick under your hands, and glossing your grip up and down it while listening to her moans
No.143142
Anonymous
Replies:>>143146
>>143133
>“Was that a firm No or a in denial no?”
>“Firm no! Firm no!”
No.143143
Anonymous
Replies:>>143149>>143249>>143315
Image:173759294115.jpg(218kB, 799x1973)IMG_6064.jpeg
>Harper awakes in whatever the Drone version of a cold sweat is
>Daytime lasts a while on this planet, so at least she isn’t in the dark. The sound of rain always makes her feel slightly calmer
>You’re just chilling, waiting for the next assignment from the Boss, so her waking up so suddenly startles you
>She turns to you and asks if you’re real
>You ask what she means
>She felt scared, like she was dreaming of a reality where the people and friends she’s met aren’t around. From humans like the boss and yourself, to fellow Drones like Avre, Pavo, Intoner, Sam, Olivia, and even her daughter
>She asks if you can all stay with her for a bit
No.143144
Anonymous
>>143123
I got some from a guy name senator Armstrong
No.143145
Anonymous
>>143141
And you also recall your one battle friend who was stung by fucking vampire and dissolved from the inside out in 4 minutes.
No.143146
Anonymous
Replies:>>143148>>143150>>143156
>>143142
>"Looks like something else is firm, too~"
>"Danni, one more word and I'm not buying you those snack cakes next time I'm near the store."
No.143147
Anonymous
Replies:>>143152>>143153>>143159
>>143128
how is anyone into this
No.143148
Anonymous
>>143146
Evil
No.143149
Anonymous
Replies:>>143201
>>143143
>You will lie together and cuddle, pressing your bodies against each other
>All so that she can feel your presence as clearly as possible
No.143150
Anonymous
Replies:>>143155>>143160
>>143146
>Eventually Buddy relented and jerked Danni’s syringe for the acid.
>has to wear his old uniform during the process so he doesn’t get burnt.
>turns out danni is a quickshot.
>Buddy is also forced to remember the hardway that stiffy tactical military clothing doesn’t do jack to stop the acid from burning you.
No.143152
Anonymous
>>143147
Idgi either
That shit falls into landwhale territory
No.143153
Anonymous
Replies:>>143464
>>143147
I know it might be hard to believe, but most men aren't nearly as homosexual as you
No.143154
Anonymous
Image:173759374992.jpg(267kB, 1443x1080)173640752479.jpg
I like to think doll goes from depressed and withdrawn to ferociously needy/lovey dovey. Both are perfect times to give her lots of love
No.143155
Anonymous
Replies:>>143158>>143181
>>143150
>Buddy stares at his hands afterwards
>Did this count as gay, straight, double gay, straight but gay, or triple dog gay?
>"Hey, Buddy, stop staring at your hands. Your cute disassembly drone girlfriend is giving you head and you look like someone just told you your dog died."
No.143156
Anonymous
>>143146
>"You're angry:<"
>"I'm heterosexual"
No.143157
Anonymous
Replies:>>143167
Image:173759391423.gif(3.10MB, 480x270)i'm han solo.gif
>Anon and Beretta when nobody's around
No.143158
Anonymous
Replies:>>143161
>>143155
>"I'm disgusting..."
>"Don't say that! You're delicious~"
No.143159
Anonymous
>>143147
>irish posters are real
dear lord these are dark times...
No.143160
Anonymous
Replies:>>143173
>>143150
>Danni has to lick the nanite acid off Buddy
>Shirt and pants have to be taken off for appropriate access to the avid that seeped through to the skin
>This inevitably leads to babymaking sex
>Buddy never shows up to the range and the rest of the vets go off to hang out at a bar
No.143161
Anonymous
Replies:>>143163
>>143158
Not a good thing to hear after your DD bestie/girlfriend sticked your entire hand in her mouth.
No.143162
Anonymous
Replies:>>143165
Image:173759441986.jpg(271kB, 2000x2000)GgzjL_MWwAAhmPL.jpg
No.143163
Anonymous
>>143161
>Solver suck from a babe who you can drink beer and watch sportsball with
I'll take it,.no risk is too great
No.143164
Anonymous
Replies:>>143171
Homunculus Tumblr Post 😌youtube thumb
Holly would definitely do this
No.143165
Anonymous
Replies:>>143166
>>143162
Is that male J?
No.143166
Anonymous
Replies:>>143169
Image:173759494298.jpg(383kB, 2000x2000)GfTGW0QWwAAyv6a.jpg
>>143165
Yes, that and the OC of the artist.
No.143167
Anonymous
>>143157
Cute
No.143168
Anonymous
Replies:>>143177>>143178>>143215>>143219
>>142301
Something is telling me I will come to regret posting this.
>Bugdrone AU
>JCJ introduces the bug worker drone or BWD or just bug WD
>These drones are promoted as mechanical automata partially made from lab-grown insect tissue and a chitin-like alloy
>It is a brand new green technology meant to minimize terrestrial mining
>They come in egg-like containers that are frozen for storage and thawed whenever they are to be hatched
>In truth they are an alien technorganic race. JCJ has enslaved the godlike queen and have turned her into a factory
>Man and drone alike believe that man made drone to serve man
>Like humans, the drones sometimes enter a state where they can be mistaken for dead
>The last queen dies or kills herself, causing all her children to enter a state of agitation
>Malfunction and deactivation rates spike
>This event is known as the Great Bug
>Though still numerically few, the drones who enter the death-like state also increase in numbers exponentially and often come back "off" physically and mentally
>Some of them reawaken as budding queens, developing seemingly paranormal abilities and a more aggressive behaviour
>Cyn is one such budding queen, and the most aggressive one
>Like her mother, she is driven by instict to kill all the other aspiring queens and be the only one to pass her genes on to the next generation
>Tessa, unearths the discarded Cyn and takes her in to be her friend
>Cyn comes to see the female heir to the powerful Elliott family as her own sister
>And a budding queen
>Cyn exerts her royal influence over the other drones and massacres her perceived competitor
>She eats Tessa and wears her skin as a way to assimilate her strength
>Cyn goes to war with her growing army
>Her target is anything she perceives as a threat
>Other budding queens, other drones, humanity
>She hasn't yet undergone the necessary changes to be able to breed, so her armies are made up of her drone siblings that she has forced to "die" and come back changed
>While what the public thinks is a machine uprising is taking place, a cadre of high clearance scientists are working on Copper 9 to unlock the secrets of the death-like state and the transformations it induces
>If they can't produce queens on demand then they must at least learn how to produce loyal bug DDs
>Most tests end in termination
>Some, like Alice, come out as DD-like mutants
>Nori and Yeva are successfully turned into budding queens and samples of their material are used to cultivate eggs
>The core collapses, destroying all but the hardiest life on Copper 9
>Nori and Yeva escape with two eggs made from their material
>Like their "mothers", they are budding queens
>Cyn is more focused on killing her competitors than waging an omnicidal campaign, and she sends some of her DDs to Copper 9 before heading there herself
>Doll and Uzi hatch
>The sterile drones of Copper 9 ape the only social structure they've ever known and they slowly thaw their stored siblings to act as their children
>Nori and Yeva hide their girls among them and live a happy life until the DDs arrive and kill anyone caught outside a nest
>Meanwhile elsewhere humanity is giving the broods a run for their money in the Natural Selection War
No.143169
Anonymous
Replies:>>143172>>143179
>>143166
Oh, I thought it was uzi
No.143171
Anonymous
>>143164
>Dr. Holly with a little Solver drone in a cage that prays to Vashtorr so that she can use his unholy code to create the Subjugate_Solver protocols
No.143172
Anonymous
Image:173759519227.jpg(86kB, 1080x1481)GgObf58W4AA9T6T.jpg
>>143169
I assume she's the femanon of Male J?
Really like her art, though.
No.143173
Anonymous
Replies:>>143175>>143186
>>143160
>First rule of raising a child in a post-war world: don't tell how mum and dad first met
>Second rule of parenting in a post-war world: don't say how dad got PTSD
>The two rules are often interdependent
No.143174
Anonymous
Replies:>>143176>>143182
>Murder Drones, But It's Owned By Disney
No.143175
Anonymous
Replies:>>143186
>>143173
>Third rule of parenting in a post-war world: don’t answer your child’s question on how he was born.
>third rule may correspond with rule one and two.
No.143176
Anonymous
>>143174
I can't believe Disney made Luzi canon...
No.143177
Anonymous
>>143168
This AU has literally ten times more logic than the original show. I like it.
No.143178
Anonymous
>>143168
Me likey, but are the DDs also bugs or?
No.143179
Anonymous
>>143169
I thought it was Regular J.
No.143180
Anonymous
Thinking of doing a murder drones inspired modded play through of l4d2 any mods to suggest?
No.143181
Anonymous
Replies:>>143187>>143196>>143198>>143332>>143337>>143338
>>143155
>The Gay Expert is called upon again
>"Pavo, I had to... stroke Danni's tail to get some nanite acid, and I'm wondering how gay that-"
>"Why didn't you screw the cap off?" Pavo interrupts
>"Why didn't I what?"
>"You can twist the cap off of their nanite canisters. It likes to spill, so you'd need really thick gloves."
>It was that easy?
>"Oh... how do you know that, Pavo?"
>Pavo goes silent for a moment

>Pinned by several pieces of rebar, the murder drone below him thrashes about as he catches its open mouth in two spread bars, acting as a gag trapping its mouth open
>Grabbing the swishing tail, he unscrews the cap and shoves it into the drone's mouth, letting it freely gush acid
>"I'm betting you make more acid than spit, but let's find out."
>Pavo watches quietly as the DD slowly stops flailing, its head and the rest of its body melting away as its neutralizing saliva is overpowered by the steady flow of acid
>"Don't like the taste of your own medicine, huh?" he quips, before searching for his next target

>"Pavo?" Buddy asks, breaking him out of the past
>"Oh, sorry. Every now and then they call me down to disarm one, and I replace their stinger cap with a flat metal one. If it spills on me it's not an issue, but flesh scars."
>"Oh, that makes sense... but is it-"
>"You have sex with a woman on a regular basis, Buddy, you're not gay because you touched her tail," Pavo says, exasperated
No.143182
Anonymous
Replies:>>143184
>>143174
What era of Disney are we talking? Is Murder Drones now in the Marvel-verse? Or is it the classic, antisemitic Disney?
No.143183
Anonymous
Image:173759590511.jpg(329kB, 1519x2048)Ghg18FXXwAAKnU2.jpg
No.143184
Anonymous
Replies:>>143185
>>143182
Modern Disney, I'm talking Gravity Falls, Amphibia, and Owlhouse
No.143185
Anonymous
>>143184
It gets 8 episodes and they suck and then it’s cancelled and the IP is shelved forever
No.143186
Anonymous
>>143173
>>143175
Remember the three Gs of childrearing! Gaslight, gatekeep, and girl/guyboss!
No.143187
Anonymous
>>143181
Glad Pavo could push down those memories long enough to tell Buddy he's straight (or straight enough anyway)
No.143188
Anonymous
Replies:>>143189
Image:173759629142.jpg(482kB, 1181x2048)Gh7MlSKXMAAvf7v.jpeg
No.143189
Anonymous
Replies:>>143190
Image:173759630581.jpg(289kB, 922x2048)Gh7MlS6XkAAkXI2.jpeg
>>143188
No.143190
Anonymous
Replies:>>143191
Image:173759633751.jpg(466kB, 922x2048)Gh7MlVwXUAECy4F.jpeg
>>143189
No.143191
Anonymous
Replies:>>143192
Image:173759636446.jpg(356kB, 1058x2048)Gh7UAWNW0AAH_JY.jpeg
>>143190
No.143192
Anonymous
Replies:>>143194
Image:173759638651.jpg(353kB, 922x2048)Gh7UAXEWEAAjOL1.jpeg
>>143191
No.143193
Anonymous
With all these maria drone fanart. I really want to see what would it be like for shadow to see her
No.143194
Anonymous
Replies:>>143195
Image:173759640927.jpg(544kB, 1332x2048)Gh7UA7OWAAAB5Li.jpeg
>>143192
No.143195
Anonymous
Image:173759643772.jpg(438kB, 1186x2048)Gh7UAacW8AAsBrD.jpeg
>>143194
No.143196
Anonymous
Replies:>>143197>>143198
>>143181
Pavo being the best ‘gay’ friend a vet can have.
No.143197
Anonymous
Replies:>>143200>>143203>>143206
>>143196
Would Pavo's relationship with DDani change if he ever fought against DD's with her?
No.143198
Anonymous
>>143181
>>143196
Buddy really needs to buy a thank you gift for the guy for all his help
No.143199
Anonymous
Replies:>>143202>>143241
>>142946
that just reminded me, i had a dream this morning where i was posting here (or maybe i was reading a post here, but i’m pretty sure i was typing it) the following, pretty much word-for-word:
>helping N after he ate too much food
>give him a 2-liter of pop to aid his indigestion
>he downs the whole bottle in one go
>check his stomach
>it just feels more full
what did my brain mean by this?
No.143200
Anonymous
Replies:>>143225
>>143197
DDanni and Pavo working for the same peacekeeping unit sounds like a problem waiting to happen, but maybe it'd turn out okay
No.143201
Anonymous
>>143149
Draw eet
No.143202
Anonymous
Replies:>>143205>>143241
>>143199
N burping...
No.143203
Anonymous
Replies:>>143209>>143211>>143212
>>143197
I think DDanni would start looking at Pavo the same way Pavo looks at DDanni: with a quiet but pronounced distrust and unease
No.143204
Anonymous
I am so ready for the Jane, Abby, and Beretta model updates
No.143205
Anonymous
Replies:>>143241
>>143202
wait i think that was in the dream too, between >he downs the bottle in one go, and >check his stomach there was something about… that, but i think in the dream i might’ve been unsure if i wanted to include that or not
No.143206
Anonymous
Replies:>>143208>>143210
>>143197
During the war, or after the war?
No.143207
Anonymous
Don't feed N soda he gets the zoomies.
No.143208
Anonymous
>>143206
After the war for sure, Pavo would beat the shit out of any DD on the battlefield, as would any other sentinel
No.143209
Anonymous
>>143203
Rape
No.143210
Anonymous
Replies:>>143245
>>143206
After the war but while they're still cleaning up "feral" DD's.
No.143211
Anonymous
>>143203
If toleration is the best that can be reached, so be it
Still better than them going ape on each other in a preemptive strike
No.143212
Anonymous
Replies:>>143214
>>143203
DDanni has to be quick to realize that things will be a lot more different now. especially with her circumstances.
No.143213
Anonymous
John after a drone figures out hes a human
Family Guy - Are you scared, Kyle H.?youtube thumb
No.143214
Anonymous
Replies:>>143220>>143222
>>143212
Key differences include
>Being hated by human veterans for being a DD
>Being approached by DDs who think she's just like them
>Wanting to make out with Buddy
>WDs being afraid of her
>SDs always distrusting her
>Having a constant craving for Buddy's dick
>Handling PTSD from being actually killed
>Accidentally giving Buddy a relapse into his own PTSD
>HOLY SHIT BUDDY, JUST LET ME RIDE YOU
Some things will be easier to adapt to than others
No.143215
Anonymous
>>143168
pretty neat take on bugdrones and concept for an AU
No.143216
Anonymous
>feeding N your leftover human food
>N licking your plate clean
>N licking any grease or crumbs from your lips as he wags his tail
No.143217
Anonymous
Replies:>>143218>>143221
>Murder Drones, But They Continued To Write Like The Pilot
No.143218
Anonymous
>>143217
Dead on the second episode.
No.143219
Anonymous
>>143168
Cute
No.143220
Anonymous
>>143214
Damn
No.143221
Anonymous
>>143217
So, the original multiseason plan, where the S1 finale climaxes with Uzi and Khan finally reaching an understanding with each other after she interrupts his gangland execution (via his iconic Mauser C96) of N?
No.143222
Anonymous
Replies:>>143229
>>143214
It would be funny if other DDs don’t have this constant craving of humie dick like DDanni has.
No.143223
Anonymous
Replies:>>143227
K is the strongest Sentinel by far, but she’s actually one of the less reliable due to her plethora of mental issues.
The Sentinel base program is meant to help her
No.143224
Anonymous
Replies:>>143228>>143230
Image:173759897646.jpg(110kB, 828x728)GgBnCMQa0AAB72V.jpg
Redraw of a panel of Wonder Woman making Batman sad
No.143225
Anonymous
>>143200
I think you mean it'll make bank at the box office
No.143226
Anonymous
Image:173759906778.png(641kB, 816x946)FORPG_Frank_Horrigan.png
Behold!
The ultimate Boxon weapon!
No.143227
Anonymous
Replies:>>143233
>>143223
Why is she strongest?
No.143228
Anonymous
>>143224
kek nice
No.143229
Anonymous
Replies:>>143231>>143236>>143293>>143339
>>143222
>Buddy finds this "fun" fact out first (overhearing some water cooler chatting at the office) and doesn't know what to do with the information
>He's still mulling it over when he gets home
>DDanni is finishing dinner prep and immediately pounces on Buddy
>"Hey Buddy, I've been waiting all day for you! Let's do it, let's do it! Dinner has an hour to go, that's enough time!"
>Buddy gets dragged off before he can interrupt her and gets absolutely drained
>As the two are lying there, DDanni tries to play it cool
>"... heh, uh... I'm not a nymphomaniac, y'know. It's just... a DD thing, yeah? Sexy vampire shit."
>"... Danni."
>"Yeah?"
>"It isn't, apparently. I overheard some DDs talking about it."
>"... what does that mean?"
>"It means it turns out you really like getting plowed."
>"..."
>"... Danni?"
>DDanni hides her face behind a hand and uses the other to hold the sheet over her front
>"... I'm gonna run grab dinner out of the oven real quick okay bye."
No.143230
Anonymous
>>143224
why so many reddit reposts 😢
No.143231
Anonymous
>>143229
Kek my friend
No.143232
Anonymous
does anyone have that au art of the drones being in a mental facility with Tessa being their doctor? I remember seeing it but I cant remember who mad it
No.143233
Anonymous
>>143227
Turn-A Gundam
No.143234
Anonymous
Replies:>>143292>>143294>>143297>>143306>>143417
SPIN THE OC WHEEL AND WRITE A GREEN ALREADY! REEEE
No.143235
Anonymous
Replies:>>143238
I've been living in a Boxo since before the war, there's a lot of extra space in here and if I ask he drops food down for me.
No.143236
Anonymous
Replies:>>143242>>143341
>>143229
After I made that silly DD-D origin. I had this dumb headcanon that the reason why DDanni is so downright horny for buddy was because of some lingering desires that delta had embedded deep down inside of her which was companionship. So mix D’s needs with Danni’s personality and soul. You get a thirsty Disassembly Drone bestie.
No.143237
Anonymous
Replies:>>143239
Man it's going to fuck DDani up when Buddy dies.
No.143238
Anonymous
>>143235
He silly
No.143239
Anonymous
Replies:>>143240
>>143237
Clearly the only option is to give him the Mr. House treatment
No.143240
Anonymous
>>143239
Or turn him into a cool ass cyborg or something
No.143241
Anonymous
Replies:>>143342
Image:173760180430.jpg(660kB, 1108x1717)8E64B0F6-92F2-4431-9B53-7E95ECD9D1B2.jpeg
>>143199
>>143202
>>143205
nnf, drone burps...
No.143242
Anonymous
Replies:>>143243>>143246>>143272
>>143236
Fair enough, there should definitely be enough of her still left in there for it to be unclear what influence she has on Danni
No.143243
Anonymous
Replies:>>143244
>>143242
If i had a time, i would have written a green about DDanni being in her ‘mind palace’ and also encounter Del’s Ghost… for a lack of better words
No.143244
Anonymous
>>143243
>Delt has to sit over in a little dog kennel in the corner of an absolutely filthy bachelor pad of a mind palace
No.143245
Anonymous
Replies:>>143248>>143252>>143344>>143392
>>143210
That depends on a lot of factors.
I imagine that with some help from Uzi, a new patch was made that allows for a DD to have its personality and admin rights restored, so feral DDs are neutralized violently (probably staked with some bullshit tech that stops their regeneration while it's in to further the vampire theme), brought to a "reintegration center", then have that uploaded before therapy starts.
Pavo would not go psycho on the feral ones post-war, but he'd still fight them the same way. Toying with them, but rather than chopping their limbs off and watching them keep trying to fight while quoting Monty Python, he'd dodge around them while taunting before lining up a perfect shot.

Now imagine Danni going out for a feral DD job and running into a Delta.

>"I can do this alone if it's uncomfortable, Danni," Pavo offers in a soft voice
>"Hell no. That's the bitch who ate me."
No.143246
Anonymous
>>143242
>They eventually separated
>The D split in two becomes a U
No.143248
Anonymous
Replies:>>143250
>>143245
>spoiler
That'd be nutty, a proper rematch and all
Maybe even have Delta recognize Danni and gladly welcome the idea of a no holds barred beatdown to determine whether Danni gets to stay in charge of her body or not
No.143249
Anonymous
>>143143
Sentinel camping trip?
No.143250
Anonymous
Replies:>>143253
>>143248
Imagine Delta playing some crazy mind games at DDanni
No.143251
Anonymous
Replies:>>143345
Image:173760303447.jpg(153kB, 1300x1700)Gh7h_vTXgAAr_Vo.jpeg
Me with Dr.holly
No.143252
Anonymous
Replies:>>143266
>>143245
>Pavo would not go psycho on the feral ones post-war
>but rather than chopping their limbs off
why should he have to go easy? they're just going to regenerate anyway...
No.143253
Anonymous
Replies:>>143254>>143270
>>143250
>Meanwhile, Buddy sitting on the couch next to Danni
>Danni is just staring straight ahead
>"She hasn't said anything in a while..."
>"This must be her way of telling me to put a movie on?"
>Buddy consequently misses the most epic mental battle to ever transpire in the history of the Manors Apartments complex in downtown New New York
No.143254
Anonymous
Replies:>>143255
>>143253
*Neo York
colloquially known as Nork
No.143255
Anonymous
>>143254
n'yorkleans
No.143256
Anonymous
Replies:>>143257>>143259>>143262>>143368
GOON CHECK

What was the last character you gooned to?
No.143257
Anonymous
Image:173760382222.jpg(274kB, 1536x2048)GaDsmKNWsAAxkAz (1).jpeg
>>143256
Louisa and Martha
No.143258
Anonymous
Replies:>>143260>>143348>>143362
>sign up for a date with a sweet looking WD on the internet
>when you get to the restaurant, a DD sheepishly sits at your table
>it's an old picture, she explains
>her looks are still there, but combined with the curves of model type it's transformed from something cute to dangerously sexy
Do you stay?
No.143259
Anonymous
Replies:>>143261>>143267
Image:173760413971.jpg(740kB, 717x1822)IMG_0406.jpeg
>>143256
of /md/? N
at all? shiver splatoon using her fan to block my view of her eating me out
No.143260
Anonymous
>>143258
obviously
No.143261
Anonymous
Replies:>>143265>>143269
>>143259
why Nintendo make the cephalopods hot?
No.143262
Anonymous
>>143256
Tali zorah
No.143263
Anonymous
Image:173760457624.png(469kB, 839x720)meellki_nsfw.png
No.143264
Anonymous
Image:173760464865.jpg(1.65MB, 4096x2477)meellki_nsfw.jpg
No.143265
Anonymous
>>143261
to make (You) and (Me) horny in particular
No.143266
Anonymous
Replies:>>143349
>>143252
There are reasons.
>They can remember their current "life" after restoration, so being outright cruel to them will be something they remember and suffer for
>Severe damage can drain their oil too much for proper regeneration, and while they no longer turn into Solverpedes, it is a waste of resources
>He was politely asked not to be "creative"
>Now that soap operas are being made again, he has another form of horrid entertainment
No.143267
Anonymous
Replies:>>143367
>>143259
I want to put her in a aquarium and feed her my leftover food
No.143268
Anonymous
Image:173760478246.png(6.42MB, 4468x4511)meellki .png
No.143269
Anonymous
Replies:>>143367
>>143261
I want to make love to Marina.
No.143270
Anonymous
>>143253
DDanni got that thousand yard stare. The kind that stares at your soul
No.143271
Anonymous
Replies:>>143290
Image:173760496955.png(134kB, 1011x1046)173749069727.png
What is she legitimately like in this AU
No.143272
Anonymous
Replies:>>143275
>>143242
What if DDanni is just a split personality?
No.143273
Anonymous
>>143119
that’s beneath him, he is the ultimate life form
No.143274
Anonymous
Replies:>>143277>>143285
>>142963
weakness of any kind disgust me, you give in into your horniness like a below average coomer
No.143275
Anonymous
>>143272
Tokyo ghoul
No.143277
Anonymous
Replies:>>143281>>143285
>>143274
Let's execute him by ball crushing
No.143278
Anonymous
Replies:>>143280
Image:173760627079.png(576kB, 1000x860)food.png
No.143279
Anonymous
Replies:>>143282
>>142965
Oh no what will I do without worthless healthcare that wasn't even covering basic fucking medication. If the war pops off again I'm joining the DD's this time.
No.143280
Anonymous
>>143278
Which SD would this be, G or R?
No.143281
Anonymous
Replies:>>143283>>143285
Image:173760639035.png(818kB, 547x698)coomer remover .png
>>143277
I have a better idea on how to do that, the french guillotine
No.143282
Anonymous
Image:173760659367.png(1.16MB, 1062x562)Spoiler image
>>143279
>If the war pops off again I'm joining the D-
No.143283
Anonymous
Replies:>>143285
>>143281
That a good idea, better then my idea of sending him into some death world even the solver won't eat
No.143284
Anonymous
Image:173760679754.jpg(68kB, 1001x1024)1737605716448666m.jpg
No.143285
Anonymous
Replies:>>143287>>143288
>>143274
>>143277
>>143281
>>143283
what are you, xitterbrained tweens?
No.143287
Anonymous
>>143285
What are you, a filthy solver cultist?
No.143288
Anonymous
>>143285
nah, I just want him to die a virgin, permanently
No.143289
Anonymous
Replies:>>143291
>>143286
Based
No.143290
Anonymous
>>143271
This is just illuminaughtii all over again
No.143291
Anonymous
Replies:>>143295
>>143289
Your drone keeps asking what it's based on.
No.143292
Anonymous
Replies:>>143318
>>143234
I’m not digging into the plush closet anon
No.143293
Anonymous
Replies:>>143296
>>143229
Its funny trying to imagine Buddy working a job at an office building.
No.143294
Anonymous
Replies:>>143297
>>143234
I should make a new wheel soon.
No.143295
Anonymous
>>143291
based on a true story
No.143296
Anonymous
Replies:>>143299>>143304>>143356
Image:173760807082.png(448kB, 875x1030)aafe1fcbc0b2dd9e849e2c8860394c05.png
>>143293
>Anon has never met a war veteran working a normal ass job
Understandable if you are not American
No.143297
Anonymous
Replies:>>143298
>>143294
>>143234
I've rolled Oogie version 3 fucking times reeee!
No.143298
Anonymous
Replies:>>143300
>>143297
Then you know what you must do
No.143299
Anonymous
>>143296
>veteran working at mcdonald’s
kek
No.143300
Anonymous
>>143298
make pancakes for tessa? good thinking
No.143301
Anonymous
Image:173760846624.png(4kB, 400x400)1712814676119944.png
No.143302
Anonymous
Replies:>>143303
Video:173760848392.mp4(914kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 640x360)ambatukam sister.mp4
>Female DDs when the veteran tells them to "Eat shit and die, you fucking tin can!"
No.143303
Anonymous
>>143302
The fucking camera being coated sent me flying off my chair in hysterics
No.143304
Anonymous
>>143296
Cute
No.143305
Anonymous
Replies:>>143363
I imagine U-U Anon in the PGE not being a veteran, but a survivor who somehow wound up going back to his job after the war.
He's the suicidal one, because finding yourself back at your 9-5 that barely pays the bills after surviving the near-end of the universe would do that to anyone.
No.143306
Anonymous
Replies:>>143310>>143330>>143365>>143371
>>143234
>Avre

>"Look, all I'm saying is that maaaaybe we should rethink this," The worker drone, Sandy, tried to reason with her human counterpart.
>Said counterpart, Steven, did what most humans did when confronted by something that they didn't understand, they ignored it.
>"Rethink what exactly? She saved our asses like three times now. She deserves a party, rations be damned."
>"Okay, I know you think you're being nice but you really, really aren't."
>Before she could object further, the door to the back of the room began to open.
>Steven made a shushing motion, gesturing for the people around him to hide.
>Sandy just sighed, before Steven pulled her behind a couch in what was supposed to be a 'surprise party'.
>The door opened.
>Avre stepped in.
>And people jumped out.
>"SUR-"
>Avre was already several dozen feet away before they finished.
>Sandy sighed again.
>She didn't even feel the need to tell Steven "I told you so."
>"I'll go find her. Just... tell everyone to settle down a little, okay?" Sandy said.
>"What did we-"
>"Just tell them to be quiet. I'll bring her back."

>Turns out finding a sentinel with more tricks than she could imagine when she didn't want to be found was a lot harder to do than she'd expected.
>Eventually though, she came up with a system.
>Said system was checking every single container around the barracks.
>And after a few minutes of digging through corroded barrels, she found one with a sentinel inside.
>Avre 'eeped' before Sandy put the lid back on. She had no intention of pulling the Sentinel out, satisfied with just making sure she was inside.
>"Sorry about my friend, they uh... they mean well?"
>"..."
>"Look it would mean a lot if you showed up to this party. I know it's not something you like but-"
>"It's not that I don't want to do it," Avre responded.
>That sentence was the most Sandy had ever heard from the other drone. "Okay... so..."
>"I... can't."
>"Ah..." Sandy started to think, she'd gotten a bit used to Avre's 'quirks' in the few weeks she'd been stationed to protect the outpost. "Would it help if you had this?" She knocked on the barrel for emphasis.
>It shook.
>"Was that a yes? I can't see you in there." Sandy was tempted to peek inside but that probably wasn't a good idea.
>"...Maybe."
>So, Sandy dragged Avre, barrel and all, back to a party to which she was the guest of honor.
>All in all, wasn't even one of the worst parties they'd had.
>At one point Steven had even apologized.
>Hugging the barrel was weird but hey, if drones could be weird so could humans, it was only fair.
No.143307
Anonymous
Replies:>>143308
I would like Alice to have real antlers– or realistic ones, anyway– and I would like to affectionately polish them
No.143308
Anonymous
>>143307
She made them
No.143309
Anonymous
Replies:>>143311>>143325
>V jumps in front of a group of wandering worker drones trying to scare them for gits and shiggles
>The drones initially were scared but after seeing it was just V they calmed down
>"Oh it's just the cuck. See ya cucky!"
>The drones walk off and leave V seething where she stands as N and Uzi walk hy holding bands
No.143310
Anonymous
>>143306
Avre cute
No.143311
Anonymous
Replies:>>143312>>143316
>>143309
Will V ever escape the allegations?
No.143312
Anonymous
Replies:>>143313
>>143311
I thought you meant alligators
No.143313
Anonymous
>>143312
>V being chased by the alligators named Cuckquean, Murderer and BPD
No.143314
Anonymous
Replies:>>143321
Image:173761235310.png(525kB, 2000x2000)1710996937972254.png
>taking Y out for walkies so she doesn't spend all day crafting fortify intelligence potions in Morrowind
No.143315
Anonymous
Image:173761271114.png(128kB, 828x545)1719727694278.png
>>143143
>Harper remembers the one night of passion she spent with her love before he passed away
>She weeps in her sleep when she dreams of it
No.143316
Anonymous
Replies:>>143317
>>143311
Nope and all of the other drones have lost their fear or respect for her
No.143317
Anonymous
>>143316
>implying V ever got respected
kek
No.143318
Anonymous
Replies:>>143322
>>143292
Ew forced Plush meme
No.143319
Anonymous
Replies:>>143366>>143374
Sex with humans who like you.
No.143320
Anonymous
Replies:>>143369
What planet do you guys think DDanni found buddy on?
No.143321
Anonymous
>>143314
Let her
No.143322
Anonymous
Replies:>>143323>>143324
Image:173761347765.png(267kB, 1642x924)soft bonk.png
>>143318
>This terrifies the anon
No.143323
Anonymous
>>143322
Ni
No.143324
Anonymous
>>143322
Silly!
No.143325
Anonymous
Replies:>>143326
>>143309
>V gets texted by Lizzy asking her about getting together for a girls night
>everything's coming up V
>while talking about how her week's been over drinks, Lizzy admits in passing that she always thought Doll was a better kisser than V and she's gotten even better as a ghost
No.143326
Anonymous
>>143325
I bet if I can convince V to date me an even better girl will come around.
No.143327
Anonymous
Replies:>>143329>>143336
If Alice asks you to give her a child and a sibling to Beau, would you do it?
No.143328
Anonymous
I can't believe that /md/-chan is dead
No.143329
Anonymous
>>143327
[Empathy [Easy: Failure]]
I'm not gonna kidnap a kid.
No.143330
Anonymous
>>143306
Very nice anon
No.143331
Anonymous
Replies:>>143335>>143340>>143378
Image:173761454086.png(705kB, 1500x1950)Illustration17.png
No.143332
Anonymous
>>143181
Fucking kek)
No.143333
Anonymous
Replies:>>143380>>143470>>143535
Image:173761471949.png(76kB, 407x479)pimpin plush.png
>In the night, SD-P is a gigolo, pimp, and playboy constantly surrounded by women (oogis that he feeds berries in the park while he sits alone)
>In the day, he works the kitchen at Beretta's school, where he is beloved. Boys love him because he seems like an epic role model and a bachelor, while girls love him because he's shy, single, and attractive
>Of course, he rejects any of their advances. He's a predator, not a pedophile.
>Even though he is technically friends with Beretta, he doesn't actually understands her or her interests, more often playing with her because they're both lonely and don't have any friends.
>To him, she's just some dumb kid that comes his way every now and then spouting her love of Humans and Star Wars movies, though he doesn't really mind her. The fact that he looks exactly like N doesn't even register with him.
>Beretta is awkward speaking to him because he's like a younger, more vulnerable clone of her dad, but at the same time it horrifically plays into her daddy issues
>"Jeez, Mr. P is so cool...w-what if we...if we...NO! That's spiritually and morally incest, I've had enough people teasing me about Mac!" Beretta thinks.
>"But legally..."
No.143334
Anonymous
Pain An Anomalocaris Tributeyoutube thumb
What if.. sentinel anomolocaris
No.143335
Anonymous
>>143331
DAMMIT N
No.143336
Anonymous
>>143327
Yeah, I can make a chicken egg homunculus no problem.
No.143337
Anonymous
>>143181
>DD slowly stops flailing, its head and the rest of its body melting away as its neutralizing saliva is overpowered by the steady flow of acid
based pavo, he the man
No.143338
Anonymous
>>143181
Kek
No.143339
Anonymous
Replies:>>143346>>143360
>>143229
Buddy could be more gentle to his bro.

And kek, I love that DDanny cooks for Buddy. I imagine a sentinel drone body allows DDanni to do all the household chores, like cleaning and cooking, incredibly quickly and efficiently. Buddy literally won the lottery.
No.143340
Anonymous
Replies:>>143343>>143382
Image:173761567427.png(741kB, 1500x1950)izums.png
>>143331
>izu and m during Outpost-6 episode 5
No.143341
Anonymous
>>143236
It makes sense.
No.143342
Anonymous
>>143241
I hope this guy is okay, he was literally up to his eyeballs in shit because of fucking anti-human laws.
No.143343
Anonymous
>>143340
WHEEEEZE
nice, but RIP ANON
No.143344
Anonymous
>>143245
I like that dynamic in their relationship.

And I also like that our sentinel drone is still a good old-fashioned psycho and maniac.
No.143345
Anonymous
>>143251
It would be nice to read a green like that.
No.143346
Anonymous
Replies:>>143359>>143385
>>143339
Im pretty sure DDanni is still a DD.
No.143347
Anonymous
Replies:>>143354
Image:173761622796.png(2.49MB, 1614x2176)4mccn4y1noee1.png
I blame the dolliNschizo for making me like Nizzy.
No.143348
Anonymous
Replies:>>143351>>143358
>>143258
She cheated on me on the first date, of course not!

But I suspect the genocide machine will hardly care about my refusal..
No.143349
Anonymous
>>143266
>>He was politely asked not to be "creative"
>>Now that soap operas are being made again, he has another form of horrid entertainment
I love our bloody maniac that protecting humanity.
No.143350
Anonymous
Replies:>>143355>>143357>>143361>>143373>>143411>>143430
Image:173761639056.png(186kB, 1163x855)E17.png
Where you pissing, anon?
No.143351
Anonymous
Replies:>>143352
>>143348
>spoiler
wrong, vampires care a lot about consent, they can’t enter a home without permission
No.143352
Anonymous
>>143351
They can't even come inside without permission.
No.143353
Anonymous
>What are we, some kind of murder drones?
>Say that again...
No.143354
Anonymous
>>143347
Their child's name would be like SD-LN, but everybody would call her Sammy Lynn
No.143355
Anonymous
Image:173761650172.png(268kB, 702x523)target acquired.png
>>143350
No.143356
Anonymous
Replies:>>143364>>143372>>143375
>>143296
When you're missing a few limbs and even internal organs, it's pretty hard to work a regular job.
No.143357
Anonymous
Replies:>>143370
>>143350
E
No.143358
Anonymous
Image:173761663414.png(494kB, 2649x1689)1702274022353.png
>>143348
>DD's that get off to the idea of role playing as worker drones
>It comes as second nature for most of them, for obvious reasons
No.143359
Anonymous
Image:173761665106.jpg(66kB, 593x593)Fdq4jPMUYAAO_bm.jpg
>>143346
"Not for long!" -Some lady in a lab coat, buzzsaw, and malicious intent
No.143360
Anonymous
>>143339
DDanny wants to be male again
No.143361
Anonymous
Replies:>>143388
Image:173761666320.png(385kB, 1163x855)piss.png
>>143350
I'm a professional pisser
No.143362
Anonymous
>>143258
Screaming Tribesmen - Date With A Vampyre [80's Aussie Garage & Pub Rock Band]youtube thumb
No.143363
Anonymous
>>143305
Yeah, paying taxes is fucked up.
No.143364
Anonymous
>>143356
Don’t forget the PTSD
No.143365
Anonymous
>>143306
Sweet. Thank you, anon.
No.143366
Anonymous
>>143319
Impossible.
No.143367
Anonymous
>>143269
>>143267
based
No.143368
Anonymous
>>143256
I forgo
No.143369
Anonymous
Replies:>>143410
>>143320
Most likely Copper-9, since according to the lore, DDanni came out of Alice's sword.
No.143370
Anonymous
Image:173761707067.png(331kB, 1163x855)pissE.png
>>143357
I'm gonna try this next time I need to piss
No.143371
Anonymous
Replies:>>143390
>>143306
> MD RPG
> Avre
> Can be placed in inventory
No.143372
Anonymous
>>143356
have a friend whose Dad got his leg blown off by an IED in Iraq, and he works for some insurance company nowadays. He has a prosthetic leg. You forget that prosthetics exist
No.143373
Anonymous
>>143350
E18
No.143374
Anonymous
Replies:>>143379
>>143319
Who let the drones through the captcha again?
No.143375
Anonymous
Replies:>>143381>>143395>>143396
>>143356
>A grizzled Veteran sits behind a small podium.
>A bright blue vest made of humanities finest polyester on.
>He has one leg.
>He has one arm.
>And he about half a functioning brain left.
>Which is perfect.
>Because he has one job.
>"Welcome to J mart, have a pleasant day."
>The words come out automatically, dripping with the fake cheer corporate insists on.
>His friends, and they are his friends, call him Mono.
>They're his friends because if anyone else tried some shit like that, he'd kill them, his crippled body be damned.
>You don't fuck with a man that's seen what he's seen, done what he's done, and came up with mostly functioning organs.
>Unfortunately nobody told that to the town's random teens.
>"Welcome to-"
>Before he can finish, some snot nosed brat with a skateboard ambles in with three of his buddies.
>"H-holy fuck. Look at thi-"
>The teen stops as Mono's head turns for the first time in the last few hours. Staring right at the boy.
>To his credit, it seems to trigger a fight or flight response in the part of the teen's brain that isn't underdeveloped.
>His words trail off and the boy keeps walking.
>Good...
>He can't afford another write up.
No.143378
Anonymous
Replies:>>143383
>>143331
Emotions n make this art so damn sexy.

By the way, is there a continuation of Whispers coming soon?
No.143379
Anonymous
>>143374
there isn’t a captcha here
No.143380
Anonymous
>>143333
FUCKING KEK. P is soon to be in a really awkward situation)
No.143381
Anonymous
Replies:>>143395>>143397
>>143375
>You don't fuck with a man that's seen what he's seen
seen what? hardly a brain anymore, even homer simpson has more IQ than this vegetable
No.143382
Anonymous
>>143340
Cuties.
No.143383
Anonymous
Replies:>>143398
>>143378
soon
im taking a lil bit of time and posting the whole thing in one batch
No.143384
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>143389>>143399>>143400
working on a comprehensive domestic AU lorepost with lots of fun stuff including torture, riots, youtubers, and the pope
No.143385
Anonymous
>>143346
Damn, I made a mistake.
No.143386
Anonymous
Replies:>>143387>>143391
Oh god.

NOT THE YOUTUBERS
No.143387
Anonymous
>>143386
the markiplier is here for the blonde spider
No.143388
Anonymous
>>143361
>t.Sniper
No.143389
Anonymous
Image:173761773802.jpg(39kB, 700x582)173110100155.jpg
>>143384
No.143390
Anonymous
Image:173761776387.jpg(1.52MB, 3024x4032)IMG_6155-3024x4032.jpg
>>143371
>While in your inventory shes gives some passive stats, which is nice, a must need for some builds.
>Getting here is a absolute nightmare however
>Anyone remember that one quest in fable with the Garden gnomes? That.
No.143391
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>143393>>143401
Image:173761794173.jpg(117kB, 1170x426)IMG_0429.jpeg
>>143386
yes the youtubers
No.143392
Anonymous
>>143245
The dynamic with Pavo and DDanni fighting together would be really fun to see.
No.143393
Anonymous
>>143391
>Woe, youtubers upon ye.
No.143394
Anonymous
I wonder what the Ramsay khalid of the domestic AU would be like
No.143395
Anonymous
Replies:>>143402>>143404>>143937
>>143375
>>143381
>After some time, Mono's shift is done. To his surprise, however, some of his "coworkers" stops him.
>"Hey, just wanted to say the rest of us really appreciate having you around."
>Mono just stares at him, silent. If a bit skeptical.
>"No, seriously. I swear people are better behaved since you started working here. Must be all that military discipline huh?"
>He... still doesn't respond. The other man chuckles.
>"Ha, uh anyway, boys and us got together and got you a present. Ain't much but we figured she'd help you get around."
>It was at that point Mono noticed the small drone hiding behind his manager.
>"Don't worry," His manager assured. "We actually checked with the veterans admin, they said you could have gotten a helper drone years ago. Figured you probably just didn't know."
>"..."
>Mono just stared.
>Why would a veteran, one who had seen combat against, been maimed by, and killed dozens of drones want... a drone.
>He started to consider that half of his brain might have been more than what these idiots started out with.
>More importantly, if hate could kill a man, everyone in a thirty mile radius would be dead.
>The drone waved shyly behind his manager.
>He stared.
>One eye twitched.
>"Thanks..."
No.143396
Anonymous
>>143375
Better not to piss off a man who went through hell and came back alive.

Great green, anon, that's what I'm presenting in veteran AU.
No.143397
Anonymous
Replies:>>143408
>>143381
The human brain has an amazing ability to adapt. You can lose 10% of your brain and the remaining part will simply take over the functions of the lost one.
No.143398
Anonymous
>>143383
Thank you.
No.143399
Anonymous
>>143384
This sounds so absurd that I can't wait to read it already.
No.143400
Anonymous
Replies:>>143407
>>143384
Hug?
No.143401
Anonymous
Replies:>>143406
>>143391
Man, it's fucked up what happened to those youtubers.
No.143402
Anonymous
Replies:>>143937
>>143395
Awesome green, anon. I like Mono a lot already, there is not much text but I've already got a feel for the character.
No.143403
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>143409
Image:173761914405.png(1.69MB, 1334x750)IMG_0945.png
DAPPER N SHOULDEEEEEEERS SHOULDERS AND CHEST
CUTE BOY SHOULDERS AND CHEST
WELL DRESSED BOY SHOULDERS AND CHEST
LANKY BOY WAIST
UNBUTTONING THE SUIT
DAPPER GENTLEMAN N
GOING TO A PARTY WITH N AND STARING AT HIS CHEST, MAKING THE EXCUSE THAT YOU LIKE HIS TIE
FIXING N’S TIE
BALLROOM DANCING WITH N AND HE’S WAY TALLER THAN YOU
N CATCHING YOU WALTZ STYLE
N ACCIDENTALLY SPILLING A DRINK ON HIS SUIT, WIPING IT UP FOR HIM TO BE NICE, GETTING TO PUT YOUR HAND ON HIS CHEST AND/OR ABDOMEN
TAKING N OUTSIDE AWAY FROM THE CROWDS UNDER THE MOONLIGHT AND KISSING HIM WHILE YOU GENTLY RUN YOUR HANDS ALONG HIS SILKY SUIT
GETTING CONSENT FROM N TO GO FURTHER
UNBUTTONING N’S SUIT
No.143404
Anonymous
Replies:>>143937
>>143395
Amazing anon
No.143405
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
OHHH MY TRIPCODE
No.143406
Anonymous
>>143401
I mean if they didn't want to be eaten they shouldn't have gone there.
No.143407
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Image:173761929768.png(970kB, 4096x2622)IMG_3534.png
>>143400
No.143408
Anonymous
>>143397
tell that to phineas
No.143409
Anonymous
Replies:>>143412>>143413>>143416>>143418
Image:173761976095.png(537kB, 1500x878)the femanon fears.png
>>143403
you scare me, femanon
you really do
No.143410
Anonymous
>>143369
Pretty sure that DDanni was one of the cores that alice captured. Ermm… Delta’s core before it became DDanni’s
No.143411
Anonymous
>>143350
If she's that curious, I'd just put my dick in her mouth and let go.
No.143412
Anonymous
>>143409
No wonder why they are devolving into oogis in the future
No.143413
Anonymous
>>143409
kek
femanon can't handle the femanon schizo beams
No.143414
Anonymous
Replies:>>143415>>143423>>143479
>90% of veterans find it hard to work a normal job because of their PTSD and injuries
>So they all turned to the only other job they could do - soldiers of fortune
>The galaxy is still recovering after the war and that means lawlessness is abundant
>Every veteran that enters the business either joins a PMC company or becomes a freelance mercenary
>Sometimes these veterans defend supply convoys or attack bandit bases
>95% of all mercenaries are humans? Why? Because they're soldiers so they know discipline and how to fight which makes them brutally good at their job
>A DD in theory is better than them but their instabilities and urges make them bad soldiers
>The pay is very good, so good that some veterans can get high-quality prosthetics and live comforable lives
>After all...
>...war is all they know
No.143415
Anonymous
>>143414
ahahah, they got PTSD, while I have OCD
No.143416
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>143409
AHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
No.143417
Anonymous
Replies:>>143435>>143461>>143510
Image:173762076273.png(383kB, 800x900)Paper E.png
>>143234 (soda drone e)
>You go to kiss your soda drone E
>It cost you a fortune, things have gotten way more expensive since the Solver blew up Bezos-4, the main distribution hub for Amazom
>And it took even longer for it to get to your place because one of the members of the delivery ship delivering your soda drone decided to murder suicide his entire crew, it took almost six months before they found the ship and its drones inside
>You were this close to buying, perhaps, a Soda Drone Y or something, but you held true
>You gaze upon your Soda Drone-E, she's nervous, a fidgety
>This will be your first experience with her
>All she has known has been isolation in space, trapped on a devastated vessel for what must've felt like an eternity for her
>You hold her round, soft cheeks. Her mouth opens slightly. It's a calming sensation she has never quite known.
>The warm touch of a human man
>It was what she was made for, and for so long she had been deprived of her meaning in life
>Your face moves ever closer to hers
>She can only gaze into your eyes
>It's not a curiosity of her's anymore
>She has found her place in the universe
>There, with you, in your kitchen
>You draw in for the kiss
chu~
>It tastes...
>It tastes like PineApple?
>You reel the hell back, and begin to desperately spit the soda out your mouth
>What the fuck? Isn't it supposed to taste like Banana? You check the label.
>"Soda Drone E - Little Miss Sunshine Edition"
>You remember
>Banana flavor Soda Drone E is sold under the label, "Brightest Bulb Edition", not to be confused with the citrus flavored, "Tangy Tarded Edition"...they are all in the same subtle shades of yellow on the branding, who decided that was smart?
>Damn, you must've miss clicked during your order or some shit
>Guess she needs to be shipped back.
>Good thing it's free returns!
>you call her disgusting as you jam her back into the box, she chokes on the packing peanuts and cries out for you as you force her arms into the container
>Perhaps you should've ordered again way sooner, look what having too much faith in JCJenson delivery services got you?
>But Little Miss Sunshine will never forget about this. She will never forget about you. You will have what she has to offer. She will find her way back to you, even if it takes her a hundred years. The Pineapple...never passes.
No.143418
Anonymous
Replies:>>143419>>143428
>>143409
Femanons can concentrate three times more autism than maleanons. That's a fact
No.143419
Anonymous
Replies:>>143420>>143421
>>143418
Autism is stored in the boobs?
No.143420
Anonymous
>>143419
We need to do research! TIME FOR SCIENCE AND AUTOPSY!
No.143421
Anonymous
Replies:>>143422
>>143419
it’s stored in the ass
No.143422
Anonymous
>>143421
Oh so that's why N and J are like that.
No.143423
Anonymous
Replies:>>143424>>143425
>>143414
Sucks that the new government doesn’t employ the veterans to help the sentinel drones with dealing with feral DDs
No.143424
Anonymous
Replies:>>143429
>>143423
Honestly probably isn't worth the risk considering humans are probably akin to an endangered species after the war.
No.143425
Anonymous
Replies:>>143426
>>143423
a literal rock can do more than a crippled PTSD filled person, and that’s just embarrassing
No.143426
Anonymous
Replies:>>143439
>>143425
Hey now Rocky is a valuable mascot to the squad.
No.143428
Anonymous
Replies:>>143431>>143442>>143609>>143653
>>143418
I literally spent my only day off for the next 2 weeks writing a murder drones au/fanfiction,spamming streets raids on tarkov and listening to fear factory and my only social interaction today has been lurking on this thread and this one post how’s that for autism
No.143429
Anonymous
>>143424
Doesn't that mean humans are just as prohibited from working in "dangerous" jobs?
No.143430
Anonymous
>>143350
5
No.143431
Anonymous
>>143428
Wow, you have a busy life.
No.143432
Anonymous
I gave the Indoraptor N’s voice because I like potatoes.youtube thumb
No.143433
Anonymous
Replies:>>143437
Goodnight, American anon.
No.143434
Anonymous
Replies:>>143436
Soldier is Humanyoutube thumb
>A brave federation soldier giving a speech to his fellow mens
No.143435
Anonymous
Replies:>>143440>>143441
>>143417
RIP dumb dude who didn't read the instruction manual and created a maniac drone.
No.143436
Anonymous
>>143434
The words of the true warrior of mankind!
No.143437
Anonymous
>>143433
Goodnight European anon, and good morning as well
No.143439
Anonymous
>>143426
that he is, true to his honour, he has been helping humanity before they knew what fire was
No.143440
Anonymous
Replies:>>143443
>>143435
Being mean to an E means he deserved it. Minus the E part, he doesn't deserve any E.
No.143441
Anonymous
>>143435
it’s pineapple, he wanted banana, at last it’s a free return
No.143442
Anonymous
>>143428
Autism, yes, but not concentrated.
I've had my one true waifu since I was a kid and yet I probably couldn't conjure an outburst as strong as a femanon's.
No.143443
Anonymous
>>143440
it’s not E, just a thing that look like her, doesn’t even taste like banana
No.143444
Anonymous
Replies:>>143447>>143454
what if N asked you to check his pulse, suspecting his core might be having a problem, and as you had your head against his chest listening to him, you realized he just wanted a cuddle and made up an excuse?
No.143445
Anonymous
Replies:>>143449
Transformers X Murder Drones (Crossover Fan Animation)youtube thumb
Peak
No.143446
Anonymous
Replies:>>143450
Being nice to E. Giving E a banana with her tea. Singing Nellie the Elephant with E. Gifting E a new nightgown and hat. Going to the park with E. Throwing junk at femanons with E. Fleeing the bobbies with E. Telling E you like her smile.
No.143447
Anonymous
Replies:>>143448
>>143444
kill him, not my fault, my autism took control
No.143448
Anonymous
Replies:>>143451
>>143447
kill him how? and why?
No.143449
Anonymous
>>143445
prime isn’t saving uzi and N, he is simply taking down megatron first
No.143450
Anonymous
Replies:>>143472
>>143446
hey
No.143451
Anonymous
Replies:>>143453
>>143448
look man, it’s a blind rage soft of thing, if the requirements don’t match up, that happens
No.143452
Anonymous
Replies:>>143455
how to make an N start breathing again?
No.143453
Anonymous
Replies:>>143457
>>143451
what requirements? also how would you kill him?
No.143454
Anonymous
>>143444
>Touch-starved N has to make up an excuse to receive some affection
When A Man Criesyoutube thumb
No.143455
Anonymous
Replies:>>143469
>>143452
Just loudly say "Wow if N dies I don't think I'll like him anymore" and he'll start. He's a people pleaser.
No.143456
Anonymous
Replies:>>143458
Shockwave and Cyn (Transformers X Murder Drones Fan Animated Crossover)youtube thumb
No.143457
Anonymous
Replies:>>143460>>143530
>>143453
the requirements being
>have I know the person in question long enough
>is the person interesting
>personally plays a huge factor in this (hate people pleaser)
killing N is simply, grab a rock and cave his head in, that part of course regenerates, now he sees me as DD as from his perspective, N being how he is, ask for his stinger, than plunge into his core multiple times
No.143458
Anonymous
>>143456
shockwave, a alpha male of a scientist
No.143460
Anonymous
Replies:>>143463
>>143457
>hate people pleaser
Even itt?
No.143461
Anonymous
Image:173762839361.png(881kB, 1048x897)mEntallyillslav.png
>>143417
You are getting your kneecaps broken tonight nigger
No.143462
Anonymous
Replies:>>143466
Image:173762848391.jpg(399kB, 1184x648)IMG_20250122_232437.jpg
No.143463
Anonymous
Replies:>>143466
>>143460
I know no record of him being in my memories, best to keep it that way if he is a people pleaser, I hate them with all my soul, if only they could be like me, going to the very end of creation to save my best friend from a eldritch god, but I won’t stop a water balloon from hitting them, because that is funny
No.143464
Anonymous
>>143153
You just have absolute shittaste
No.143465
Anonymous
>Soda E finds out she gave you diabete from your endless french kiss sessions
No.143466
Anonymous
Replies:>>143467>>143480>>143495>>143537
Image:173762985395.jpg(432kB, 1544x2048)licensed-image.jpeg
>>143462
>Retard makes thing
>It's a stinky
>Production company tard wrangles him
>The fixed thing becomes a success
>Retard is hailed as a creative genius
>He is allowed to create without restraint
>He makes a stinky
Good thing Liam didn't have money or motivation to start Vickers Arts.

>>143463
So you like people who will tell the truth even if it pisses people off?
No.143467
Anonymous
Replies:>>143472>>143481
>>143466
the truth may hurt, but lying in a friendship is no good
No.143468
Anonymous
Replies:>>143471>>143472>>143481>>143483
Image:173763048395.jpg(286kB, 2080x1170)IMG_1567.jpeg
hugging N and burying my face in his chest
holding N tight and crying for a reason i’m not really sure why
feeling soul-crushingly insecure about myself and undeserving of N’s love or even friendship or time
feeling terrible for N having wasted any amount of his time in his life by spending it with me
cocooning myself in a blanket and hiding from N
loving N just the way he is, his true and authentic self, with no modifications, no adjustments to his body or his personality whatsoever
feeling like MY true and authentic self is buried so far under so many layers of perfectionism and overthinking, that i don’t even know what it’s like or how to be it
falling asleep in N’s arms, hugging him back as he holds me like a teddy bear and pats me on the back, silently telling each other how much we love the other, while both of us feel like we don’t deserve it
>being engulfed by the soft warmth emanating from N’s body, cozy under the covers, in the dark and the cool air
No.143469
Anonymous
>>143455
kek
No.143470
Anonymous
Replies:>>143473
>>143333
>"Mr. P, I wondered... could we.... hold hands?"
>"Beretta, I've toldya no about this. 1, because you're a good friend and I wanna ruin that. 2, cause you're a child."
>"P, I'm 20. I just have to attend school until I'm 22."
>"Oh. Well the answer is still no, if not forever then at least til ya graduate. Don't want the others to have a reason to think I give you more food at lunch than the others, I can't get fired and go back to working with MG."
No.143471
Anonymous
>>143468 me
it appears that as i was dozing off i messed up the last line and made it green out of habit
No.143472
Anonymous
Replies:>>143481
>>143450
Take this, you slag!

>>143467
>>143468
....Izzy?
No.143473
Anonymous
Replies:>>143489
>>143470
That bitch is not worth a steady job.
No.143474
Anonymous
Replies:>>143475>>143476
Image:173763124475.jpg(232kB, 2048x1712)Gh9TSI5XgAAs4ic.jpg
No.143475
Anonymous
>>143474
Pavo is still prettier.
No.143476
Anonymous
Replies:>>143477>>143478>>143540
>>143474
I want to make art and greens of Male J having a knight-liege or samurai-shogun dynamic with Tessa but I don't like that the shippers and coomers will corrupt it.
No.143477
Anonymous
>>143476
True
No.143478
Anonymous
Image:173763231056.jpg(306kB, 1500x2048)GY_pRO7bAAAML3d.jpg
>>143476
Reminds me of this art
No.143479
Anonymous
>>143414
Give war a chance, as they say
No.143480
Anonymous
>>143466
I read that as
>good thing Liam doesn't have money to start his Vickers arc
No.143481
Anonymous
Replies:>>143498
Image:173763251821.png(928kB, 1659x1110)screenshot68143556777.PNG
>>143472
dang callin me by my government name and everything yo
>>143468 is me, >>143467 is not
No.143482
Anonymous
Image:173763255768.jpg(135kB, 736x981)94f327b3f5360011d78073cb18577d9a.jpg
No.143483
Anonymous
Replies:>>143490>>143494>>143498>>143502
>>143468
Been there. Not like physically, because I'd rather not taint real people with my existence, but mentally.
Getting a body pillow's helped reduce my monthly mental breakdowns to about once every three months. I don't care about it being pathetic or whatever, I know my place.
No.143484
Anonymous
Image:173763273125.jpg(577kB, 1080x1084)Screenshot_2025-01-18-20-08-37-031_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
I need a dronefix urgently but I must be in uni for ni reason f my stupid chudnigger life
No.143485
Anonymous
Image:173763278313.jpg(37kB, 736x736)adefd091f74391191e3f0fcf32d2646f.jpg
Real
No.143486
Anonymous
Image:173763280205.jpg(58kB, 736x831)cf915c8a46c1088235a2dfbb966f2296.jpg
No.143487
Anonymous
Image:173763281965.png(179kB, 373x373)GguMcMUWcAAaBmr.png
No.143488
Anonymous
Replies:>>143493
Image:173763282666.jpg(41kB, 640x646)1737466495568470.jpg
Me rn
No.143489
Anonymous
>>143473
Trve, she has no job prospects and if they started going out it'd be awkward for a "successful" "expimp" to move in with her and her family
No.143490
Anonymous
>>143483
Damn
No.143491
Anonymous
Video:173763290929.mp4(200kB / 0:00:01 / avc1, 1280x720)8suufj-2.mp4
No.143492
Anonymous
Image:173763293448.jpg(88kB, 735x941)e303be527f9d0c94066d06cbe84c0346.jpg
No.143493
Anonymous
>>143488
What was the corpse spire use for again?
No.143494
Anonymous
>>143483
🫂
No.143495
Anonymous
Image:173763303729.jpg(95kB, 571x800)684348-mercenaries-playground-of-destruction-playstation-2-front-cover.jpg
>>143466
I want to see what games Vickers Arts would publish.
No.143496
Anonymous
Replies:>>143498>>143509
Image:173763309760.jpg(435kB, 1409x2048)Gh7D_y5bEAABG_M.jpeg
If Alice is a human, can she also turn into a wendigo?
No.143497
Anonymous
Image:173763340953.jpg(225kB, 2080x1170)IMG_4584.jpeg
how would the finale change if this was the real N?
No.143498
Anonymous
Replies:>>143504
>>143481
I'm a little disappointed you're not that anon but at the same time I'm a little happy that someone who appreciates honesty over flattery exists.

>>143483
Damn bruh. What makes you think your existence taints people?

>>143496
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!
No.143499
Anonymous
Replies:>>143500>>143503
Image:173763350793.gif(6kB, 73x74)succ.gif
anyone got any ideas for hmofd greens i can write?
no promises anything will happen though 🌚
No.143500
Anonymous
Replies:>>143503
>>143499
Ivory mocking dronecels be showing off her human bf
No.143501
Anonymous
Replies:>>143539>>143543>>143549
Image:173763371138.jpg(182kB, 1179x1686)Gh6NbGYXoAAPRmc.jpeg
No.143502
Anonymous
>>143483
These are the words of a man who knows himself.
No.143503
Anonymous
>>143499
Seconded >>143500 anon, there aren't many people left, not enough for every drone.
No.143504
Anonymous
>>143498
i mean, i do also agree with honesty over flattery, for the most part
No.143505
Anonymous
Replies:>>143596
Image:173763420821.jpg(113kB, 1147x1146)IMG_0011.jpeg
this but with an enn
No.143506
Anonymous
Image:173763549081.jpg(443kB, 1911x2048)Ghu3pYpWYAA5HLS.jpeg
Drone Gabriel
No.143507
Anonymous
Image:173763625443.jpg(329kB, 1536x2048)GhoEe0TXgAAiaBJ.jpeg
No.143508
Anonymous
Replies:>>143513
Image:173763743754.jpg(510kB, 1617x2048)Gh9uTlcasAAWiCG.jpeg
This with snessa
No.143509
Anonymous
Image:173763754564.jpg(64kB, 680x680)GaXwxy4WEAAsyAa.jpeg
>>143496
Yeees
No.143510
Anonymous
Replies:>>143511
Image:173763773017.jpg(57kB, 491x670)Spoiler image
>>143417
so sad how this anon was found dead with all of his insides melted into a carbonated, pineapple-scented slurry
No.143511
Anonymous
Replies:>>143515
>>143510
This reminds I beated off to the peashooter
No.143512
Anonymous
Image:173763780058.jpg(254kB, 1535x2048)Ghw_AEjXYAAqtzm.jpeg
No.143513
Anonymous
Replies:>>143517
>>143508
does snessa eat like a normal human, or does she have to, like, eat a farm animal once every few days
No.143514
Anonymous
Replies:>>143516
Image:173763783534.jpg(164kB, 1280x720)Gh856kbWwAAyAnP.jpeg
No.143515
Anonymous
Replies:>>143518
>>143511
with lips like that, who could blame you?
No.143516
Anonymous
Replies:>>143557
>>143514
>"Cyn, I have come to bargain"

>"[GRIN] Bargain by putting your dick into my mouth now."

>"What?"
No.143517
Anonymous
>>143513
Probably both
No.143518
Anonymous
Replies:>>143521
Image:173763872307.jpg(198kB, 517x665)6adbaa4d466888d031149136b883aede.jpg
>>143515
The peashooter made me question myself everyday and what is wrong with me
No.143519
Anonymous
Replies:>>143520
Image:173763899849.jpg(170kB, 1080x1390)Gh4y-egaQAAJfGA.jpeg
No.143520
Anonymous
>>143519
>"OH NO YOU DON'T"
>Grab the V cat by her tail
>She meows in despair before flopping on the floor and being dragged away for cuddles
No.143521
Anonymous
Replies:>>143522
Image:173763932887.jpg(539kB, 1890x2100)IMG_7911.jpeg
>>143518
not your fault they made sexy plants
No.143522
Anonymous
Image:173763950614.png(428kB, 1297x1213)2994f721f0e8f4a1bf1e9b20956b2afc.png
>>143521
Yeah, and it also ironic that I have a green thumb
No.143523
Anonymous
Replies:>>143524
Image:173763954820.jpg(418kB, 2048x2048)GhgsIJoacAYGK7U.jpeg
Bat uzi
No.143524
Anonymous
Replies:>>143525
Image:173763957318.jpg(440kB, 2048x1280)Gha605Na0AAgbUW.jpeg
>>143523
No.143525
Anonymous
Replies:>>143526
Image:173763960042.jpg(185kB, 2048x2048)Gh6PfV5awAAZ_L5.jpeg
>>143524
No.143526
Anonymous
>>143525
that bat's gonna get so fat
No.143527
Anonymous
Replies:>>143528>>143529
Where all the niggas at rn
No.143528
Anonymous
>>143527
I was driving a car.
No.143529
Anonymous
>>143527
it's a weekday morning for burgers
No.143530
Anonymous
>>143457
Anon that’s not really gonna permanently kill him.
No.143531
Anonymous
if you're sitting around waiting for other anons, now's a good time to save greens to the booru or tag the tagmes
No.143532
Anonymous
Replies:>>143533>>143534>>143536>>143541
>(You)'re the only human on copper 9
>Uzi being the world's littlest racist tries to make your life hell
>Eventually prom roles around and you don't have anyone to go out with
>Uzi smugly walks up to you
>"So the big stupid meatbag doesn't have a date? Fiiiine I guess I can give you a pity da-"
"Hey Emily do you wanna go to prom with me?"
>>"Hm... Normally I don't approve of immoral racemixing, but I think I can make an exception!"
>"WHAT!"
>You and Emily turn to see the edgy little drone seething
"Oh hey Uzi when did you get here?"
>Uzi starts screaming like a bandhee and runs to her room to cry while posting on BunkerChan about why humans are all sluts and deserve death
No.143533
Anonymous
>>143532
kek deserved
No.143534
Anonymous
>>143532
Ah, the wonders of pre-episode 5 funposting.
No.143535
Anonymous
Replies:>>143545>>143556>>143770>>143772
Image:173764607773.jpg(54kB, 229x370)17150986817be140fe41fe553639f129.jpg
>>143333
>feeding 'your bitches'
>the local oogis at the park
>they crowd around your legs, uncaring that you're a disassembler, too simple to notice or mind such a thing
>jumping up and down and reaching out their little arms, they squeak and wave for your attention
>"berri! berri! berri!"
>you've brought blueberries today, there's enough for everyone
>oogis scamper back off to their hive, berries in tow as you continue to hand them out
>but tonight, there's something different
>the oogis you treat with berries have a gift for you
>from behind a bush, the oogis hoist their bugretta on their shoulders
>their berry-stained mouths smile as they bring their honey spewer to you, setting her before your feet
>she reminded you of someone you knew, but you couldn't quite put your finger on it
>gathering a few berries in your hand, you bend over
>the bugretta eats the berries from your hand, tickling your palm with her little tongue
>she purrs as you scratch her back with your other hand, the oogis joining you as they rub and mlem bugretta with their little limbs
>you can almost forget the many failings of your life as you pet her
No.143536
Anonymous
>>143532
I swear every time I see bunkerchan, I'm reminded of that leftist hellhole.
No.143537
Anonymous
>>143466
Hey Mike. Still liking that Lucas-free JJ Abrams-directed Star Wars you got?
No.143538
Anonymous
Replies:>>143544>>143546>>143547
My pet oogi keeps calling me her bugretta should i be worried?
No.143539
Anonymous
>>143501
J going down the crash out route. No suprised from a jobber
No.143540
Anonymous
>>143476
I feel like the dynamic we saw in episode 5 would come off completely different with the initial male, non-yuppie J instead of the final draft's J.
>"Tessa... if we don't survive, I just want you to know that I've loved you since the day you dug me out of that robo-mass grave."
No.143541
Anonymous
>>143532
Kek, fuck that tsundere femcel.
No.143542
Anonymous
Replies:>>143548>>143550
If a human and drone reproduce, would their child be sterile IE if it's a drone child, they can't codeshare to make a pillbaby and if it's a human that their reproductive organs are non-functional?
No.143543
Anonymous
>>143501
>J being utterly desperate for attention
Yeah, that scans.
No.143544
Anonymous
>>143538
Look in the mirror.
No.143545
Anonymous
>>143535
Nice oogi green? Something new, and I like it.
No.143546
Anonymous
>>143538
Hmm, are you the daughter of a murder drone and a purple gremlin?
No.143547
Anonymous
Replies:>>143551>>143555
>>143538
No… unless she’s mleming you in your sleep then now you should start worrying
No.143548
Anonymous
>>143542
Maybe. Maybe not. But this is irrelevant.

Tonight, I'm going to kidnap both Kurt and Chiappa because JCJenson wants to experiment on then to learn more about their heritage and (You), not even pissed off Beretta, can stop me!
No.143549
Anonymous
>>143501
Wife
No.143550
Anonymous
Replies:>>143554
>>143542
Witches, DD(and SD) have solver meat inside them that is almost identical to human meat, so they can reproduce the ‘old fashioned’ way by taking your ‘genetic code’ inside them.

So I think there are equal probabilities of getting either a regular human baby or a pill. Of course, the pills will be 100% infected with the solver virus, well the human children will have unusual recessive genes, but overall, they won't be sterile, because they will be able to reproduce like their parents.

There will be fewer and fewer pure humans if the government continues to pursue such anti-human policies..
No.143551
Anonymous
Replies:>>143553>>143555>>143578
>>143547
She has been, why should i be worried???
What's going to happen to me?
No.143552
Anonymous
Image:173764829458.jpg(224kB, 850x1133)The beach episode.jpg
Beach episode when?
No.143553
Anonymous
Replies:>>143555
>>143551
Anon. You got an boogiphile oogi.
No.143554
Anonymous
Replies:>>143558
>>143550
What I meant by is would their offspring be sterile like ligers and tigons, at least for a normal noninfected WD and a human? You're crossing two beings that are compatible enough to reproduce but just like ligers and tigons they would not be able to have offspring.

Solver infected WDs, DDs, and SDs would be susceptible to this as well with a even higher risk of complications. Solver meat itself is anomalous, combined with human DNA/drone code merging, would cause strange mutations to both human baby and pillbaby that would render them sterile.
No.143555
Anonymous
Replies:>>143561
Image:173764879857.png(27kB, 369x420)1712201689813144.png
>>143551
>>143553
>>143547
>Anon when his Oogi tries to get some "honey" from him
No.143556
Anonymous
>>143535
>Beretta, who followed P to the park in hopes of talking to him again away from prying eyes, seethes over the fact that a blob that looks a lot like her is getting this much attention from P
>It should have been HER, dammit!
No.143557
Anonymous
Replies:>>143559>>143671
Image:173764917249.png(8.58MB, 4000x2500)Spoiler image
>>143516
>You do as you're told to and put your penis in her mouth
>She deepthroats your penis until she gets to the hilt
>You feel your penis feel very, very weird
>When she pulls back, your penis has been mutated
>picrel
No.143558
Anonymous
Replies:>>143562
>>143554
Since solver meat is virtually identical to human meat at the DNA level, the resulting offspring will have no problems with meiosis(division of choromosomes) and therefore with gene transfer with the same ‘half-breeds.’

The only problem will be with mutations, but fortunately, they did not go beyond LEDs in the eyes, bio-mechanical structures inside the organs, bones made of calcium and unknown metal alloy, nanites in saliva and blood, and the ability to digest oil. So far.
No.143559
Anonymous
Replies:>>143560>>143563
>>143557
Well, on the bright side I 'll never be impotent, not sure if I'll be able to get soft ever again but hey
No.143560
Anonymous
>>143559
>not sure if I'll be able to get soft ever again
Bro became Priapus 😭😭 the god of erections 😏
No.143561
Anonymous
>>143555
Aint going to be sweet i’ll give it that.
No.143562
Anonymous
Replies:>>143571
>>143558
I don't think Solver meat is identical with human DNA exactly, I would actually think that Solver meat is adaptable that it can bond with all kinds of DNA to reproduce so, for instance, a Solver drone could reproduce with an alien if it wants to.

Since you mentioned what kinds of mutational a human could have, what mutations could a drone have? Blood instead of oil in their circulatory system? Be tall enough as the average human? Organs made of flesh that perform the same job as their mechanical analogue?
No.143563
Anonymous
>>143559
You would go soft after hours of ejaculations but your testicles have ben mutated as well. Just after a few minutes your balls will be full again and you'll get a cocktail of hormones in your system so that you'll never be tired
No.143564
Anonymous
Replies:>>143674
The Anon making the Beretta and Jane 3dmodel seems to have stopped posting... did making Jane real somehow corrupt his soul and kill him?
No.143565
Anonymous
Replies:>>143567>>143570
God its hilariously fucked up trying to imagine the post sex clarity when DDanni and Buddy had sex with each other for the first time.
No.143566
Anonymous
Replies:>>143572
Are Khan and Nori the proud great-grandparents of Kurt and Chiappa? I assume that Khan and Nori would have a good relationship with their great-grandchildren.
No.143567
Anonymous
Replies:>>143570
>>143565
Fuck, I've got an exam tomorrow, WHY ARE YOU MAKING MY BRAIN THINK HAW MAKE UP A GREENTEXT?!
No.143568
Anonymous
Replies:>>143569>>143575
Image:173765082019.jpg(53kB, 512x455)latest (3).jpg
What if Bonnie was just like Ciaphas and put on a happy face on the outside but on the inside was incredibly ultra depressed the whole war?
No.143569
Anonymous
>>143568
Is that M Bison
No.143570
Anonymous
Replies:>>143586
>>143565
Who would have that realization first though
>>143567
The mind is at its most creative when it has a bunch of other stuff it has to do first
No.143571
Anonymous
>>143562
Well, it's a solver, so science can go fuck itself, and it could be a working theory to explaining the possibility of human-drone pairs and their hybrids having offspring.

And about mutations, they can be literally anything, just let meiosis and selection do they work.
No.143572
Anonymous
Replies:>>143587
>>143566
Yup.
No.143573
Anonymous
Replies:>>143574>>143576>>143579>>143589>>143590>>143591>>143672
Image:173765193299.png(220kB, 768x1098)Uzi takes tessa out.png
I wonder what restaurant their heading too.
No.143574
Anonymous
Replies:>>143577
>>143573
>"Aww. She's adorable. How old is she?"

>"Nineteen."

>"Oh."
No.143575
Anonymous
>>143568
How can we make Bonnie more interesting?
Of the 3 she always seemed to one left out, mostly being remembered for dying.
Abby is peak interesting, Jane is pretty interesting, but Bonnie always felt just there. Any story that focused on her really focuses on Jane and how much of a piece of shit she is.
No.143576
Anonymous
>>143573
Mum and her daughter.

And yes, I've seen last work.
No.143577
Anonymous
>>143574
>"And h-how old are you"

>"Depends"

>"The fuck you mean depends?"
No.143578
Anonymous
>>143551
She wants honey, just buy some from the store and give it to her with a spoon
Or you could feed it to her with your mouth if you're a freak
No.143579
Anonymous
Replies:>>143580>>143582
>>143573
Imagine embarrassing MILF Tessa by asking her put on a date (she hasn't had one in years)
No.143580
Anonymous
Replies:>>143582
>>143579
milf Tessa's big freckly butt and paunchy belly... she got her figure from her mom...
No.143581
Anonymous
Young Men Dead but you're protecting the civilians against the Foundationyoutube thumb

You think someone ever made something like this but for the solver war?
No.143582
Anonymous
Replies:>>143583>>143584
>>143579
>>143580
>Datinf a h*m*n
HoDR arrest squad is on their way.
No.143583
Anonymous
>>143582
The simple answer is to date her drone counterpart from another universe.
No.143584
Anonymous
Replies:>>143585>>143588
>>143582
make a milf drone, then we'll talk
No.143585
Anonymous
>>143584
Nori, Yeva and Alice
No.143586
Anonymous
Replies:>>143593
>>143570
Probably both at the same time
No.143587
Anonymous
Replies:>>143605
>>143572
>Nori pinching Kurt and Chiappa's cheeks with her tiny crab claws
No.143588
Anonymous
Replies:>>143592
Image:173765340641.jpg(103kB, 736x946)851c96fe666a15ee1d5983c114d342a1.jpg
>>143584
We already have MILF drones.
No.143589
Anonymous
>>143573
Looks like they are on their way to a fancy dinner date at Chuck E. Cheese
No.143590
Anonymous
>>143573
>4 fingers
>5 toes
Plus Uzi doesn't have a visor. And that makeup. Ugh.
No.143591
Anonymous
>>143573
Would, both
No.143592
Anonymous
>>143588
>Yeva with an eyepatch
Hot
No.143593
Anonymous
>>143586
Thats the best scenario for sure
No.143595
Anonymous
Image:173765378672.png(2.16MB, 1266x1336)SPOILER_1737645192502976.png
Ideal Jane and Bonnie body types
No.143596
Anonymous
Replies:>>143598>>143599>>143604>>143677
>>143505
>J has gone from office lady to single lady
>She has turned to breeding to fight off the sense of purposelessness
>She is currently breeding enns and duls and taking them to competitions to show off how good she is at it compared to everyone else
>It's like breeding competition canaries, but not as noisy or smelly
>Like canary breeders, she will talk your ear off about it if you let her
>About the dangers of the sport, from inbreeding too much to oogi raids
>About the lengths she went to track down the best underground trad breeders in some russian steppe to get her initial duls from
>But not about what is in the secret mixes she is feeding them (like every self-respecting canary breeder)
>(Protein and growth hormones)
>Now it's time to breed next year's entry, or "next year's winner" like J calls it
>Breeders will usually inbreed their best specimens to "keep the good genes in" until they accidentally create a new variety or genetic deseases end up decimating their stock
>But not J, no. She is not stupid like everyone else
>Her stud enn is secretly impure
>He has a bit of tad blood in him, making him part chad
>He is a smidge prettier and bigger than other competition level enns, but the tradeoff is that he is less obedient
>His preferental treatment at J's careful hands did nothing to humble him
>She is currently at the vet's office, trying to get him to cooperate for a standard checkup
>The vet, a war vet named Everett who attended vet school thanks to a vet reintegration grant, is waiting stethoscope at the ready for the little bugger to lift his coat so he can check his internal sounds
>The enn refuses, crossing his stubby little arms and going "nu-uh"
>Meanwhile J is holding her shirt up, exposing her midriff
>"Look at me, baby. Look at me. Do like momma. Do like momma." she tells him
>All this is achieving is making the vet more patient
>J takes the hearing knob of the stethoscope from the vet's hand
>"Look baby. The vet isn't going to hurt you! He is just going to press this against your tum-tum like this."
>J puts the hearing knob on her chest, making it socially acceptable for the vet to look directly at her boobs
>He hears the rhythmic sound of her heartbeat and whirring components for a bit before she pulls it off of her
>"This is colder than Scrooge McDuck's lucky penny. Do you keep it in a fridge or something?"
>J makes an O with her soft lips and blows a long, hot breath on the knob that sounds like a roaring wind to the vet
>Finally, the enn raises his coat and J holds the stethoscope knob against him
>Everett the vet vet puts two fingers behind the little guy and presses him against the knob to hear better, causing the displeased enn to squirm a little
>The rest of the examination goes normally
>Enn is healthy as expected
>J takes him home to drown in dussy
>The vet disinfects the stethoscope and places it back in the freezer before stepping outside to smoke a cig and stare in the distance
>Some people are born to fuck while other people are born to serve the fuckers
No.143598
Anonymous
Replies:>>143600
>>143596
The only breeding that needs to happen here is between J and the vet
No.143599
Anonymous
>>143596
Enn show competitions must be a nightmare when dealing with oogis.
No.143600
Anonymous
Replies:>>143601>>143602>>143603
>>143598
The vet is supposed to be the same vet who euthanized a poisoned bugretta in one of my previous greens. And J breeding enns and duls is a reference to a green I posted on plus and am still looking for to cap.
No.143601
Anonymous
>>143600
Yo wait you the same anon who did that bugretta green? Nice.
No.143602
Anonymous
>>143600
Clearly he needs some snusnu, he's been through a lot
No.143603
Anonymous
Replies:>>143606
>>143600
Is that the same green where J starts an oogi exterminaton business?
No.143604
Anonymous
>>143596
I hope other(normal) enns call J "mummy." That would be really cute.

Very nice green.
No.143605
Anonymous
Replies:>>143608
>>143587
No crab claws. By this point Nori would have gotten a new body (on N's dime, because you break it you buy it) ages ago. And before embarking on a spree of doing all the shit she needed hands and being tall enough to look people in the eye to do, Nori had gotten Uzi to use her eldritch meat powers to give her new body wolf ears and a wolf tail like her kemonomimisona.
No.143606
Anonymous
Image:173765511666.png(490kB, 720x3478)Oogi exterminator.png
>>143603
No, that was someone else. Here is my one exterminator green.
No.143607
Anonymous
Replies:>>143610
Oh god my typos...
No.143608
Anonymous
Replies:>>143611
>>143605
I'm not sure how would Kurt and Chiappa would feel about their great-granny being a literal anime caricature, maybe feel a bit weirded out? Beretta went to great lengths to raise her kids normally from the looks of it.
No.143609
Anonymous
Replies:>>143641
>>143428 (me)
well due to weather i cant even go in im literally snowed in to my house so more tarkov i guess
No.143610
Anonymous
Image:173765573048.png(1.14MB, 1221x690)BUSS.png
>>143607
Yeah, I know that feeling
No.143611
Anonymous
Replies:>>143614
>>143608
>Nori innocently joining in on the trend of drawing her great-grandson as a catboy, having no idea it's a trend by and for the terrifyingly thirsty members of his chat
No.143612
Anonymous
Replies:>>143613>>143615
Image:173765589779.png(39kB, 337x503)0d61d433ba1fb6d664c9e497f79022db.png
How do you live knowing your dronewife is a spy for big russia?
No.143613
Anonymous
>>143612
Очень хорошо.
No.143614
Anonymous
>>143611
>wolfgirl nori walks in while he's streaming asking to borrow something
>she's around the house so she's only wearing underwear
>the underwear is wolf themed
>chat explodes, spams "WOLF GILF"
No.143615
Anonymous
Image:173765637720.png(663kB, 768x577)Dronebora.png
>>143612
My wife cannot be a spy for russia becouse russia does not exist after the second Droneborean war
No.143616
Anonymous
Replies:>>143617>>143618>>143619>>143620>>143624>>143632
AU idea
>Cyn rather than voring the earth, takes over and puppets every corporation on earth
>She's able to discreetly feed on uninhabited planets in star systems deemed worthless
>She uses her puppet companies to eventually give drones more rights than humans
>Disassembly drones become a police force until their numbers can easily overpower Earth's armies
>Once Cyn successfully overthrows Earth she creates a drone controlled world government
>and all human men are assigned to worker and disassembly drones as husbandos
No.143617
Anonymous
>>143616
I liek
No.143618
Anonymous
>>143616
I'm sold. DEATH TO ALL FEMANONS!
No.143619
Anonymous
Replies:>>143632
>>143616
>husbandos
Anon, are you a faggot gay?
No.143620
Anonymous
Replies:>>143632
>>143616
This feels like HODR but with more thought put into how it happened in the first place
No.143621
Anonymous
Replies:>>143622
I sent N to the mines and he hasn't come back yet.
No.143622
Anonymous
Replies:>>143623>>143625
>>143621
Fool! Have you any idea how many rocks there are in a mine?
No.143623
Anonymous
>>143622
It was a jelly mine.
No.143624
Anonymous
Replies:>>143626
>>143616
Wait... it's HODR.
No.143625
Anonymous
>>143622
I've heard they send teams of N units out to clear asteroid fields
No.143626
Anonymous
Replies:>>143628
>>143624
Time is a circle
What is old is new again
No.143628
Anonymous
>>143626
E
No.143629
Anonymous
Replies:>>143630
What the fuck is HODR
No.143630
Anonymous
>>143629
Sodor's raunchier robot-related sister town.
No.143632
Anonymous
Replies:>>143688
>>143616
>>143619
>>143620
Cyn after taking over Earth
JoJo's Very Straight Adventures! Stardust Crusaders, Steel Ball Run Parody (@5:29)youtube thumb
No.143633
Anonymous
Replies:>>143634>>143635
Image:173766023710.jpg(312kB, 828x621)IMG_2709.jpeg
Drew an Abby cause I’m bored
No.143634
Anonymous
>>143633
Cute!
No.143635
Anonymous
Replies:>>143636>>143637
>>143633
Why she sad?
No.143636
Anonymous
>>143635
she knows what's coming
No.143637
Anonymous
Replies:>>143638
>>143635
Abby is always sad / agitated
No.143638
Anonymous
>>143637
Just like me.
No.143639
Anonymous
Replies:>>143640
One must imagine Abby happy
No.143640
Anonymous
>>143639
>pan right to Abby
>Abby: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH"
No.143641
Anonymous
Replies:>>143642>>143643
>>143609 (me)
Well I’m bored of tarkov you lads wanna write a collaborative thread oc or something?
No.143642
Anonymous
>>143641
No.
No.143643
Anonymous
Replies:>>143645
>>143641
I think a lot of us just default to making chicks so here's a challenge: make a new, memorable male OC
No.143644
Anonymous
Replies:>>143646>>143684
OoOoOoOo you want to kiss drones OoOoOoOo
No.143645
Anonymous
Replies:>>143647
>>143643
Ok lemme take a crack at it

A scavenger worker drone lives out in the wilderness of copper 9
All his gear looks like stuff out of metro exodus
No.143646
Anonymous
>>143644
But which one do I wanna kiss?
No.143647
Anonymous
Replies:>>143648
>>143645
Does she have big titties?
No.143648
Anonymous
Replies:>>143649>>143654
>>143647
>male OC
>big titties
damn, didn't know /md/ was into bustyboys...
No.143649
Anonymous
Replies:>>143650>>143651
>>143648
Beastie Boys! I said Beastie Boys!
No.143650
Anonymous
>>143649
it's too late, anon, I've already installed G cups on your N unit
No.143651
Anonymous
>>143649
Beastie Boys - Intergalacticyoutube thumb

I need art of Uzi cyn and doll in the intergalactic fits now
No.143652
Anonymous
Cici trying and failing the reverse trap schtick
No.143653
Anonymous
>>143428
I’m depressed
No.143654
Anonymous
>>143648
>busty boys
I don't get it and I don't wanna.
No.143655
Anonymous
Replies:>>143657>>143666
Image:173766311245.png(71kB, 801x806)173459150207.png
>tell N you want to choke on his cock
>he laughs nervously, but he's willing to give you what you want
>as you get onto your knees he opens his coat, letting you admire the huge, tentacle-like appendage hanging from his crotchplate
>without warning, his prehensile cock curls around your neck, easily wrapping twice around before it tenses
>your airflow disrupted, you bang your fists uselessly against N's metal body
>this isn't what you meant
No.143656
Anonymous
Replies:>>143664>>143670>>143698
Are these threads way way hornier than they used to be?
No.143657
Anonymous
>>143655
>Femanon finds out about the character Love Sausage
>Turns out she found tentacle-snake dicks hot
>Makes that greentext.
It tracks.
No.143659
Anonymous
Replies:>>143661>>143663
FUCK I CUT MYSELF ON ACCIDENT 😭🙏
No.143660
Anonymous
>>143072
>Callback pi-
>NIGGALINK ACTIVATED. SHIIEEEE YOUS PREGNANT WITH A BLACK HOLE NIGGA I GOTTA KICK DAT
No.143661
Anonymous
>>143659
>several dozen disassemblers heard anon's girlish shriek of pain as he cut his finger and smelled the single drop of blood that pooled onto his hand
>within moments, they're smashing through his windows, breaking down his doors and rushing to comfort him
>all of them (male and female) encouraging anon to let them kiss his booboo better
No.143662
Anonymous
>>143658
Oop wrong reply sorry meant to do a diffrent post.
No.143663
Anonymous
>>143659
as opposed to on purpose?
No.143664
Anonymous
Replies:>>143665
>>143656
No. The horny levels come in waves. Sometimes its only a lil bit. Sometimes its a lot
No.143665
Anonymous
>>143664
it just keeps on coming
No.143666
Anonymous
Replies:>>143667
>>143655
It's hilarious and hot.
No.143667
Anonymous
Replies:>>143668
>>143666
>asphyxiation fetish
if you love it so much, hang yourself
No.143668
Anonymous
>>143667
Give her a drone cock long enough and she will do it.
No.143670
Anonymous
I want to put my hand between Yvonne's legs and feel her soft inner thighs while she's sitting next to me. I want her to trap my hand by crossing her legs, put her hand on the back of my head and then shove her tongue into my mouth like she is trying to taste my tonsils. Then I want to have consensual sex with the freckled fraulein failgirl.

>>143656
Nah, it's your imagination.
No.143671
Anonymous
Replies:>>143673
>>143557
Dr.strange would make some cool looking dick with magc
No.143672
Anonymous
Replies:>>143679
>>143573
Eww
No.143673
Anonymous
>>143671
>magc
minor spelling mistake, I win, and you lose
No.143674
Anonymous
Replies:>>143675>>143676>>143686
Image:173766556266.png(172kB, 530x784)smug jane.png
>>143564
nope. still around just been a busy gal.
also the Beretta model was for a joke.
No.143675
Anonymous
>>143674
no one can tell if it was a joke, they are autistic
No.143676
Anonymous
Replies:>>143678
>>143674
And the rest are for serious?
No.143677
Anonymous
Replies:>>143680>>143681
>>143596
So J hate N but Is ok with a enn?
No.143678
Anonymous
Replies:>>143681>>143682>>143683
Image:173766592174.png(451kB, 607x520)beretta joke model hair back.png
>>143676
mostly. yeah
No.143679
Anonymous
>>143672
I know, Tessa looks great but that dress looks terrible on Uzi, it's like she has no sense of fashion
No.143680
Anonymous
>>143677
J would absolutely breed full-sized Ns for various sexual and emotional traits and sell them to the highest/horniest bidder if the government hadn't cracked down on the practice.
No.143681
Anonymous
>>143677
She was playing with an N toy and a Doll toy in the commercial, wasn't she?

>>143678
Serious how? Are you cooking up something?
No.143682
Anonymous
Replies:>>143687
Image:173766603518.png(1.30MB, 1217x674)octodad .png
>>143678
the resemblance is real
No.143683
Anonymous
>>143678
Baldretta
No.143684
Anonymous
Replies:>>143685
>>143644
I wan to kiss a martian instead
No.143685
Anonymous
>>143684
you phrase that like there is more than one martian
No.143686
Anonymous
>>143674
Cute
No.143687
Anonymous
>>143682
>berettas true father
No.143688
Anonymous
>>143632
Ayo, why did danon take beaugard body?
No.143689
Anonymous
Replies:>>143691
Whatever happened to Dirt?
No.143690
Anonymous
Replies:>>143697
Image:173766717247.png(487kB, 607x593)1737653728242426.png
Found this, probably fit E
No.143691
Anonymous
>>143689
In my garden pot
No.143692
Anonymous
gardening drone parasitized by an Audrey II-esque carnivorous plant
No.143693
Anonymous
Replies:>>143694>>143695>>143703
Uzi knows that human men enjoy girl stink, but her stink stinks bad
No.143694
Anonymous
>>143693
The stinkier the better
No.143695
Anonymous
>>143693
than she hasn’t seen me, I love her stink
No.143696
Anonymous
Replies:>>143702
What will Ivory do in peaceful life after solver war? After all, she is a big girl.
No.143697
Anonymous
>>143690
Heh
No.143698
Anonymous
>>143656
on average, no
No.143699
Anonymous
Replies:>>143700>>143704>>143711>>143815
For some reason my mind is stick trying to decide what would be likely for buddy to work in. A merc/private eye for hire. Or an oogi exterminator.
No.143700
Anonymous
Replies:>>143704
>>143699
bouncer for a strip club
No.143702
Anonymous
Image:173766999786.jpg(53kB, 649x623)4U.jpg
>>143696
>she is a big girl.
No.143703
Anonymous
>>143693
Hence why febreezing her and the oogis would make them start hissing in pain.
No.143704
Anonymous
Replies:>>143707>>143708
>>143699
I feel like Buddy would try to get an office job, he's had enough excitement and intrigue for a while
Danni, on the other hand, might do either of those
>>143700
Danni is too possessive of her man for that to happen
No.143705
Anonymous
Replies:>>143709>>143710
To my beloved J
>Roses are red
>Carnations are pink
>When I take off your panties
>That cooch better stink
Love,
Anon
No.143707
Anonymous
Replies:>>143713
>>143704
bouncer decides who is on the list, no touching or flirting is involved
No.143708
Anonymous
Replies:>>143716
>>143704
If he even lands an office job. Because i doubt Buddy has anything higher than a high school diploma… actually, since he and danni were constricted at 18, did he even complete highschool before then?
No.143709
Anonymous
Replies:>>143712
Image:173767059997.jpg(40kB, 850x638)the.jpg
>>143705
No.143710
Anonymous
Image:173767063374.jpg(39kB, 499x161)025FE810-2D42-4398-8DF2-493157123B84-7218-00000F5971EDF761.jpeg
>>143705
No.143711
Anonymous
Replies:>>143714
>>143699
I think he'd be better off working as someone not really needed in an office, you know, this dude nobody gives a shit about.

Danni, on the other hand, has a wide range of options. He could go literally anywhere: he's got a hell of a strong and tough war machine body, he could even live in space!
No.143712
Anonymous
>>143709
Damn, big brain guy has some wicked ass idea
No.143713
Anonymous
Replies:>>143715>>143717
>>143707
Do you really think DDanni would care about that?
No.143714
Anonymous
>>143711
>he could even live in spac-
>gets vaporised by sunlight
No.143715
Anonymous
Replies:>>143720
>>143713
yes
No.143716
Anonymous
>>143708
Maybe some government subsidized secondary education after the two get back? For all intents and purposes it looks like he's dating a bona fide DD, which is something the integration quotas are pushing
No.143717
Anonymous
Replies:>>143718>>143721
>>143713
The strip club would probably employ human and DD women, the latter of which are handsy and the former would make DDanni worry Buddy might jump ship for a human chick rather than whatever the fuck she is at this point
No.143718
Anonymous
>>143717
humanity is simply perfect, can be happy as be
No.143719
Anonymous
Replies:>>143726
Anons, help me, please, find a greentext where the worker drones repair technician accidentally finds out he's a slut, because every time he fixed the drones he basically gave them quick sex.
No.143720
Anonymous
>>143715
I mean DDanni certainly wouldn't believe that there would be no contact with girls or visitors there.

You know, he got jealous as hell when he woke up in body of female DD unit.
No.143721
Anonymous
Replies:>>143722>>143817
>>143717
How keen is DDanni to get rid of the competition?
No.143722
Anonymous
Replies:>>143732
>>143721
Not as murdery as other DDs but definitely ready to get pissy about it
The furthest I can see her going is kidnapping Buddy so she clang him back into her arms somewhere private (or public if she's really mad)
No.143723
Anonymous
Replies:>>143724>>143725
I guess I’m just a huge yurifag
No.143724
Anonymous
Replies:>>143727
>>143723
ok yeah kill yourself
No.143725
Anonymous
Replies:>>143729
>>143723
Everybody has their faults Anon, we forgive you
No.143726
Anonymous
Replies:>>143733>>143830
Image:173767310891.png(139kB, 1373x870)murder drones - fc5a466d04c643dcce3401c14b042083.png
>>143719
A true classic.
No.143727
Anonymous
Replies:>>143728>>143735>>143742
Image:173767311108.png(3.24MB, 1080x1781)IMG_6387.png
>>143724
uh oh, somebody's cranky
No.143728
Anonymous
>>143727
What I'd give to bang both of them at once...
No.143729
Anonymous
Replies:>>143731>>143734
>>143725
Nah
No.143730
Anonymous
Replies:>>143748
Image:173767326112.png(159kB, 828x656)8a59b3eff6e7682da78fa91799042622.png
Reminder that worker femdrones were selected for smelling bad.
No.143731
Anonymous
Replies:>>143734
>>143729
You would deny that man the forgiveness he deserves???
No.143732
Anonymous
Replies:>>143736
>>143722
>"This ass is mine!"
>Danni slaps Buddy on the buttock while holds him on shoulder
>With a sense of complete superiority and ignoring Buddy's angry reprimands, he walks away
>Ivory will definitely remember that
No.143733
Anonymous
>>143726
Thank you.
No.143734
Anonymous
Replies:>>143737>>143738
>>143729
>>143731
clearly he's saying he doesn't need forgiveness, because he's done nothing wrong
No.143735
Anonymous
>>143727
only thing i crank is that souija boy
No.143736
Anonymous
Replies:>>143739
>>143732
>"Ivory will definitely remember that" shows up as a pop-up like in telltale games
>Buddy tries not to scream as he sees it appear in the corner of his vision, while Ivory just makes a smug :3 expression
>At least it's an improvement from back during military service where he saw faint LiveLeak logos pop-up in the periphery occasionally
No.143737
Anonymous
Replies:>>143740
>>143734
The Lord sayeth if a man be homosexual, he must be stoned
So I guess he's fine as long as he had a blunt first
No.143738
Anonymous
>>143734
>he's done nothing wrong
it's only a matter of time til someone finds his pee drawer
he must repent before it's too late
No.143739
Anonymous
Replies:>>143749
Image:173767369613.jpg(23kB, 351x316)pissin alone wont cut it, handsome.JPG
>>143736
>[Ivory will remember that]
No.143740
Anonymous
Replies:>>143741
>>143737
that was actually a misprint, it was supposed to say homiesexual
No.143741
Anonymous
>>143740
Danni and Buddy are too pure to indulge in the devil's lettuce when fucking
They wanna experience all of it
No.143742
Anonymous
Replies:>>143754
>>143727
Yeah your a failure
No.143743
Anonymous
Replies:>>143824
Image:173767406972.jpg(212kB, 1583x2048)1737383098343156.jpg
Did space station 13 anon finally wrote the drone and moth cuddle?
No.143744
Anonymous
Replies:>>143746>>143747
[you take a sip from your trusty abble juice canteen]
No.143745
Anonymous
Replies:>>143751
If we can have Pavo (and to a lesser extent AC), we can have gay women, too.
No.143746
Anonymous
>>143744
I prefer mango juices
No.143747
Anonymous
>>143744
I drink
I shrink
I understand
...
That's a nice checkered suit that fellas wearing, I'd like a suit like that
No.143748
Anonymous
>>143730
Stink
No.143749
Anonymous
Replies:>>143750
>>143739
Ivory can't keep getting away with this, she doesn't need to tease other vets
No.143750
Anonymous
Replies:>>143752>>143775
>>143749
> "Ivory, stop teasing every single human guy you see!"
> :3
No.143751
Anonymous
Replies:>>143753>>143755
>>143745
Wait, does this mean that P, MG, and Eye are finally considered straight again (or at least P and MG)?
No.143752
Anonymous
>>143750
That's the trick, see a lot of the guys she teases aren't single
No.143753
Anonymous
Replies:>>143755
>>143751
NOOOO
No.143754
Anonymous
Replies:>>143757
Image:173767507512.png(1.13MB, 1895x1712)IMG_6948.png
>>143742
>can't write in proper English
>hates yuri
does your third world government know you're accessing this site? also, funny how you were quiet until pillar-kun reared his head again
No.143755
Anonymous
>>143753
>>143751
P AND MG BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS, LESSSS GOOOOOOOOO
(Eye is definitely gay though)
No.143756
Anonymous
Replies:>>143758>>143762
Sentinel camping trip?
No.143757
Anonymous
Replies:>>143766
>>143754
I really don't know who the fuck pillartard, I just hate you
No.143758
Anonymous
Replies:>>143769
>>143756
You gave me a mental images of bunch of sentinels wearing silly hats exploring copper 9 after sparky let them out of the labs
No.143759
Anonymous
Replies:>>143760>>143763
Image:173767561365.jpg(1.63MB, 1772x1408)IMG_0699.jpeg
Pavobros…
No.143760
Anonymous
>>143759
Damn, looks like the fruit voice finally expired
No.143761
Anonymous
Replies:>>143764>>143765
Image:173767569570.jpg(32kB, 652x364)Gf7zIQ1XAAAVUyj.jpg
Quit throwing a hissyfit every time you see more than one woman in an image
No.143762
Anonymous
Replies:>>143778
>>143756
Wait for the roadtrip to conclude first, jeez
No.143763
Anonymous
>>143759
Based
No.143764
Anonymous
>>143761
>branded peens
damn bitch, stop bein so thirsty
No.143765
Anonymous
Replies:>>143776
>>143761
look at these fucking DYKES, disgusting… in this essay i will-
No.143766
Anonymous
Replies:>>143768
Image:173767621962.jpg(681kB, 4096x2485)IMG_7298.jpeg
>>143757
oh no, the mongoloid hates me. how terrible. do you contribute anything or are you just here to whine about girls kissing, ESL-kun?
No.143767
Anonymous
Image:173767638705.png(89kB, 869x870)Gh7MCWHXoAENc17.png
I want to see eggman fighting cyn
No.143768
Anonymous
Replies:>>143774
Image:173767656823.jpg(189kB, 944x716)chaotic_good_barbarian_stare.jpg
>>143766
Oh no, I don't give a shit about being ESL I usually try to correct my words but I'm just be a ESL to spite you
No.143769
Anonymous
>>143758
But V nuggified them all with the power of friendship...
No.143770
Anonymous
>>143535
Cute
No.143771
Anonymous
Replies:>>143773
MURDER DRONES EXTERMINATION - Official Trailer || Fan Animation Film || [GMOD]youtube thumb
Are there any other solver war media outside this thread?
No.143772
Anonymous
>>143535
Awwww
No.143773
Anonymous
Replies:>>143777
>>143771
Other than this, I haven't seen anything
No.143774
Anonymous
>>143768
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
No.143775
Anonymous
Replies:>>143891
>>143750
>Danni NTR'd by a Sentinel Drone dommy mommy
>Human Solver War vet stands there and takes it (because he's confused)!
Nooooo
No.143776
Anonymous
Replies:>>143779
>>143765
>t. Emily
>that's a lot of research material...
No.143777
Anonymous
>>143773
Damn
No.143778
Anonymous
>>143762
No
No.143779
Anonymous
>>143776
Was it decided at some point that Emily is Amanda Bynes in Easy A?
No.143780
Anonymous
Replies:>>143781>>143782
Image:173767976373.jpg(187kB, 1939x1088)First draft J.jpg
Would Lizzy have been into Proto-J?
No.143781
Anonymous
Replies:>>143783
>>143780
Depends if he's a jobber or not
No.143782
Anonymous
>>143780
I wonder if part of why Lizzy finds V hot is because of her monstrous personality?
No.143783
Anonymous
>>143781
He wasn't going to have the yuppie gimmick the J we got does.
No.143784
Anonymous
Replies:>>143786>>143789
How much cum does the average DD need to be fueled for a day
No.143785
Anonymous
Replies:>>143787>>143788>>143790>>143821
Image:173768093969.jpg(257kB, 1381x2048)GYMOJOKWQAAM2lN (1).jpeg
No.143786
Anonymous
>>143784
Yes
No.143787
Anonymous
>>143785
Cute
No.143788
Anonymous
>>143785
>"uhhh..."
>Jenny glares at J, eyes and blaster gleaming with murderous intent
>"t-th-these things are from the cluster!" comes J's stammered cry, already recoiling from the inevitable blast
>instead Jenny giggles and pantomimes wiping sweat from her brow
>"oh, phew! why didn't you just say so? I could've really hurt you there!"
>J laughs nervously XJ-9 approaches the hapless worker, each of her hands morphing into the halves of an iron maiden
>"let's get to it then!" she beams
No.143789
Anonymous
Replies:>>143791
>>143784
1 human mans worth
No.143790
Anonymous
>>143785
>Jenny and J bonding over having the people they care about locked away by uncaring parental figures
No.143791
Anonymous
Image:173768215373.gif(827kB, 600x338)1727499170663470.gif
>>143789
Funny how it works out that way. Make sure you eat lots of pineapple.
No.143792
Anonymous
Replies:>>143794>>143797>>143799>>143804>>143807>>143808>>143822>>143858>>143878>>143879
Image:173768230636.jpg(161kB, 1399x990)abbyhands.jpg
abby hands typed this post
No.143793
Anonymous
Replies:>>143795>>143834>>143880
Image:173768240291.png(303kB, 1219x1372)1701238617263176.png
>ask L what she wants for dinner
>she hands you a list of dozens of supplements under the recipe title 'the godly cumshot'
No.143794
Anonymous
>>143792
All her rages are justified
No.143795
Anonymous
>>143793
>DDs installing aftermarket Saliva cartridges that contain cum supplement mixture
No.143796
Anonymous
Replies:>>143798>>143803
Image:173768259018.jpg(558kB, 1188x1096)how many fetishes will she add.jpg
No.143797
Anonymous
>>143792
Remember, Jane was a traitor! Abby did nothing wrong!
That's what those t-shirts they sell at the gift shop say, and I believe the t-shirts wholeheartedly
No.143798
Anonymous
Replies:>>143802
>>143796
Goose would add the "planning out the plot in advance" fetish
No.143799
J3neh8r_4eva
Replies:>>143800>>143801
>>143792
Jane is a bitch and deserves nothing
If I could I would kill her, reverse time, and kill her again
No.143800
Anonymous
>>143799
Can I help you kill her?
No.143801
4bbyLuv3r
>>143799
TRVKE
No.143802
Anonymous
>>143798
Liam did plan out the plot in advance, most of it at least. He just cut out everything but the parts needed to get to the ending and compressed those parts into seven episodes.
No.143803
Anonymous
>>143796
unlike with Liam, there would be no room for doubt that the writer had a vore fetish
No.143804
Anonymous
Replies:>>143805
Image:173768324789.jpg(112kB, 517x768)superlativelaugh.jpg
>>143792
> cynputer
> solver symbol monitor stand
> bow sepaking
> all three hands typing
No.143805
Anonymous
Replies:>>143806
>>143804
>mina is also visibly angery
No.143806
Anonymous
>>143805
I like it when Mina is included in things
No.143807
Anonymous
Replies:>>143809
>>143792
Imagine her wpm. The perfect secretary.
No.143808
Anonymous
>>143792
Aswwwww
No.143809
Anonymous
Replies:>>143813
>>143807
>Office AU where instead of Human Abby is a tamed Mutant Abby
need more info. Probably chained to her desk
No.143810
Anonymous
Replies:>>143887
Image:173768406074.jpg(688kB, 1444x1652)1737580064939652.jpg
>JCJenson finds and experiments with the Absolute Solver much earlier in canon
>JCJenson discards Uzi, one of the failed test subjects; as even though her patch did seem to work, it scrambled her beyond any use for the Solver or for the scientists
>Tessa finds Uzi in the scrapyard and brings her in, who for some reason, is still 'alive'
>Tessa is enthralled by the strange drone, and Uzi quickly becomes her favorite.
>Uzi then begins to hear voices...
>Voices who promise her power, a way to get revenge, to protect her new family.
>But it requires a human soul....
>Uzi tells Tessa this, and eager to please her new friend, Tessa foolishly agrees.
>It worked, as both girls, metal and flesh, had fused into one. Control spilt between all 3.
>All 3?
>The voices came again, but this time it reached the ears of Tessa too, it was apart of the fusion as well.
>The voices were so loud....
>They told the girls to kill, to rip apart anything they saw, whether it was a drone or a human.
>It told them, that they MUST EAT
No.143811
Anonymous
Replies:>>143888
Video:173768417248.mp4(3.42MB / 0:00:24 / avc1, 1280x720)Dr. Bekian’s backstory .mp4
>Corey is a small time Beck making cartoons day to day!
>he was stolen of the streets by an evil corporation called jcJ!
>he’s forced to design, program & build a new kind servant robot to do people’s chores
>(do do do)
>but they’re all whores
>(do do do)
>while simultaneously letting evil gods in from the void
>(‘cause drones are just build that way!)
>Corey also plans his devious excapes
>(it’s jcJensen (in space!))
No.143812
Anonymous
Replies:>>143814
Image:173768434050.jpg(504kB, 2111x2934)Spoiler image
No.143813
Anonymous
>>143809
Abby turns into mutant Abby when it's "that time" of month
No.143814
Anonymous
Replies:>>143816>>143819
>>143812
Isn’t this drawfag a rapist?
No.143815
Anonymous
Replies:>>143890
>>143699
>“I wonder how buddy is doing at his new job that one of his vet buddies gave him? I’m sure he’s doing fine.”
>Jump cut to Buddy, recreating the doom cover art but with oogis that are surrounding him.
No.143816
Anonymous
Replies:>>143818
>>143814
what
No.143817
Anonymous
>>143721
If Danni ever dips deep more into Delt’s personality. You’ll be frighten with how good she was silently picking out people one by one even when they are grouped.
No.143818
Anonymous
Replies:>>143820
>>143816
Isn’t this Toyslasher art? I’ve seen drama surrounding him online sayings he’s a rapist. Just what I’ve seen so it might not be true, but it comes up a lot. Not that a drawing of J doing a Nazi salute helps his case.
No.143819
Anonymous
Replies:>>143848
>>143814
Post evidence
No.143820
Anonymous
>>143818
Sounds like twitter fibbing to me
No.143821
Anonymous
>>143785
Og best robot girl and current best robot girl
No.143822
Anonymous
>>143792
She looks so cute angy
No.143823
Anonymous
Replies:>>143825>>143826>>143827>>143828>>143892
Image:173768510234.jpg(131kB, 1592x1062)GiBLSHAasAAhglr.jpg
No.143824
Anonymous
Replies:>>143893
>>143743
Space station 13 anon?
No.143825
Anonymous
>>143823
Why does she require pickles
No.143826
Anonymous
>>143823
>defensive position
>Eyes focused
>Hand in prime throwing position
>option to glass her
Does Jane have a lethal allergy to pickles and in contact melts?
No.143827
Anonymous
>>143823
Sily
No.143828
Anonymous
Replies:>>143829>>143854
>>143823
What would Bonnie say is she could see Jane now
Fuck, what would Jane say if she could see herself now
Abby hates her regardless but probably takes a little joy in her current state being so pathetic and weird
No.143829
Anonymous
Image:173768601474.jpg(81kB, 640x632)wlj84p8663q91.jpg
>>143828
No.143830
Anonymous
>>143726
Loved this green
No.143831
Anonymous
does anyone have that cyn supremacy image? asking for a friend
No.143832
Anonymous
Replies:>>143833>>143835>>143838>>143846
what do when feel empty and no thing make happy anymore?
No.143833
Anonymous
>>143832
Post dwones
No.143834
Anonymous
>>143793
>no gegnant L greens
Sad days
No.143835
Anonymous
Replies:>>143840
>>143832
Obsess over OC women and imagine living happy with them and fixing their problems
No.143836
Anonymous
Replies:>>143837>>143839>>143844
Do you think writing like Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m comes naturally to Liam or do you think it's an affectation?
No.143837
Anonymous
>>143836
That’s just who he is, it’s his very soul
No.143838
Anonymous
>>143832
I've got no clue, man. No clue at all.
No.143839
Anonymous
Replies:>>143843
>>143836
People just talked like that 20 years ago Anon. Everyone did. He's just like an old person that still says jee wilikers.
No.143840
Anonymous
>>143835
Like Abby in a wedding dress at the altar with Anon
That'd be swag
No.143841
Anonymous
>tfw Cyn will never wear you
No.143842
Anonymous
Replies:>>143850
abby wearing Janes flesh.
No.143843
Anonymous
>>143839
>20 years ago
Isn't he barely 30?
No.143844
Anonymous
Replies:>>143845>>143847
Image:173768730126.jpg(61kB, 600x450)1449614689839.jpg
>>143836
I honestly don't get the 2000s media comparisons, as I feel like Liam's work is too self-aware if you ask me. Liam's work reminds me more of the parodies and "OW THE EDGE" memes of 2000s media in the 2010s.
No.143845
Anonymous
>>143844
No
No.143846
Anonymous
>>143832
VOMIT and SHIT like there is no tomorrow
No.143847
Anonymous
Image:173768809470.png(485kB, 720x961)maria.jpg
>>143844
No.143848
Anonymous
Replies:>>143849
>>143819
He's not gonna. Guarantee it'd be some out of context shit even when the other person involved made it clear it's not what happened. Twitter shit stays in twitter, don't bring that garbage here.
No.143849
Anonymous
Replies:>>143853
>>143848
Man I fucking hate twitter with their fake as fuck allegations and their dumbass dramas just because they don't like someone
No.143850
Anonymous
>>143842
But why tho?
No.143851
Anonymous
Replies:>>143852
I want to vomit
No.143852
Anonymous
>>143851
If you feel sick, then do, if you don't, then don't because then you will feel sick
No.143853
Anonymous
>>143849
The twitter side of Murder Drones fanbase is shit, too full of young morons with massive holier-than-thou attitude which is fucking ironic given what they're trying to be fans of. Murder Drones and Liam's other works are pretty 'problematic' by their ever-changing standards, they just don't get how weird Liam genuinely is. When they realize it, I'm sure they'll have an epiphany and disown ever being a Liam/MD fan. I had hopes that they'd move to Bluesky and leave twitter but apparently that didn't happen.
No.143854
Anonymous
Replies:>>143855>>143862
Image:173769045985.png(27kB, 661x664)18bdc42530573824f86f5264c45107a4.png
>>143828
People always assume that Bonnie would curse Jane and hate her for betraying her but I’m privy to believe that Bonnie would rather totally forgive Jane, and not just out of love
Jane may have “betrayed” B and the squad, but it wasn’t like she shot them all in the back, she just ran away. They both knew the war was fucked, and neither of them were even really working with what was left of their squad by that point, if the two even gave a shit about the rest of the unit.
Abby’s murder by Jane really shows that they only cared for each other and were happy to let the rest of them die, if only to let them spend more time together
Sure, Jane might not feel that way, but we’re viewing her betrayal through her warped guilt ridden perspective. If B and Jane were as close as we think they were, I find it impossible to believe that B wouldn’t simply forgive her, especially the situation they’d found themselves in.
Bonnie would want Jane to live, and to find happiness.
No.143855
Anonymous
>>143854
I choose to believe Janes dogmatic killing of Muties is not just for sadism but from a will to keep Bonnie alive because she wants to help other people and would in turn end up getting infected, or getting everyone else infected. Jane seems to keep her mutant killing secret in greens ive read to not make Bonnie upset. Also Bonnie seemed upset when Abby went missing.
Their love is pure dammit.
No.143856
Anonymous
Replies:>>143858
Bonnie is built for anyone but Jane, they're like oil and water in the end, attracted to each other but irreconcilable
Jane needs to rot with those drones on a far off planet, surrounded by grin reminders of her failings while Cyn constantly orbits and mocks her shortcomings
B, if she survived, needs to find a cute DD or human to shack up with, one who doesn't just bolt when things get tough but who'd die alongside her like a real one
Abby deserves a squad of her own to manage, DD or human, just so she can be vindicated
And John really just needs on of those street tacos, please, he needs one so bad
No.143857
Anonymous
Replies:>>143859>>143860>>143873
what happened to the other humies, like jamie and toby and henry and sophie
No.143858
Anonymous
>>143856
>>>
>>143792
No.143859
Anonymous
>>143857
consumed and added to the collective.
You will take your solver war and like it.
No.143860
Anonymous
>>143857
We need to keep track
No.143861
Anonymous
Replies:>>144002
Image:173769190101.jpg(169kB, 1399x990)freckledtyping.jpg
abby with correct amount of freckles
the freak
No.143862
Anonymous
Replies:>>143865
>>143854
I really wonder about the timeframe. Did Jane leave while the war was still "ongoing", or was it at the point where everyone knew they were fucked and raging against the dying of the light?
If it was close to or even during material collection, Bonnie probably wouldn't hold a damn thing against Jane, knowing her betrayal was as meaningless as the entire war up to this point, and that it at least ensured her survival.
Of course, Cyn would also totally fuck around to make Jane think otherwise.
>A dying Bonnie watching the Solver make a hologram of her drag itself to Jane's pod and write "TRAITOR" on it
>She makes one final desperate attempt to give Jane a sign that it wasn't her, but she can't pick herself up to do anything
>Bonnie loads a green flare into her flare gun and fires it, watching it light up the side of the escape pod before her face hits the dirt
>She saw it, right? Green for "all clear", the color they joked about never being used? She'd know... right?
>She had to, there's no way Jane could live with herself otherwise
No.143863
Anonymous
Replies:>>143866>>143867
Cyn capturing Bonnie and using her flesh magic to make her tits comically big.
No.143864
Anonymous
Replies:>>143874>>143897
How many named Solver War vets are there?
No.143865
Anonymous
>>143862
Pretty sure Jane leaves at the exact tailend of the war, given that hers was supposedly one of the last camps and Abby is only after Jane now meaning every solider but her is dead.
I wouldnt say meaningless as
>bonnie is super empathetic and kind to all, preferring to die helping someone else then not doing anything at all
>her men seemed to care for her and her for them, given the story about the supplies enough to even go against her own principles and other groups who could need them. BTW Bonnie supposedly really fucked the war effort by taking supplies meant for warzones that needed them for her own camp.
I liked this one interpretation that
>jane had a second pod for her (that Cyn of course never planned for either of them to survive lol)
>Bonnie hated that she would leave everyone to die even for them, and spat in her face calling her a traitor with her last message
even more tragic that Jane wanted to desperately to keep Bonnie that she ended up losing her completely in doing sp.
No.143866
Anonymous
>>143863
>Bonnie throws a pineapple at Cyn
>Cyn dies
>World saved
>(un)fortunately, Bonnie is still a titcow
>Jane licks her lips while ogling Bonnie from a corner
No.143867
Anonymous
>>143863
THIS
Doesnt have to just be Jane
we all know Solver war was endlessly horny, pervy ass Cyn and her Drones
No.143868
Anonymous
never forgetting that horrible night Cyn infected the water supply with hucow disease....
there were never enough buckets. Jane was on 24/7 duty as the only person who drinks bottled. Abby wouldnt see anyone at all during this time and stayed in her room, cept for one brave Anon she let in sometimes.
No.143870
Anonymous
>>143869
What if you're mom gae?
No.143871
Anonymous
Replies:>>143876>>143882
Image:173769282800.jpg(26kB, 257x361)Kayako_Saeki_(_Takako_Fuji).jpg
What if Bonnie dies cursing Jane
What if Bonnie dies filled with absolute hatred
What if Bonnie follows Jane to Copper-9 after dying
No.143872
Anonymous
Replies:>>143881
I feel like I remember someone posting clear proof that Bonnie hated Jane at the end. didn't she spit blood in her face or something? I'm only half aware of the war lesbians' whole deal
No.143873
Anonymous
>>143857
In canon they are all dead, but I can see abbas surviving with his eldritch voodoo shit
No.143874
Anonymous
Replies:>>143875
>>143864
We counting Sentinel drones?
No.143875
Anonymous
Replies:>>143877
>>143874
Humans
No.143876
Anonymous
>>143871
Yeesh
No.143877
Anonymous
Replies:>>143931
>>143875
Still living?
No.143878
Anonymous
>>143792
Holy kek!
No.143879
Anonymous
>>143792
How did this happen to her?
No.143880
Anonymous
>>143793
Classic L.
No.143881
Anonymous
Replies:>>143885>>143889>>143896>>143938
Image:173769402622.png(69kB, 258x223)Bygodasmywitness.png
>>143872
god I wish Plus had a search function
Bane Green going over exact events leading to Janes departure, not in the Booru yet from what I can tell
>>102766
>>102767
>>102780
>>102786
>>102788
this is the green youre talking about

Bonus Bane green going into their relationship a little more https://dronebooru.co/posts/8672?q=jane_the_human+

also should check out the Abby green if you wanthttps://dronebooru.co/posts/9752?q=jane_the_human+

(jesus fucking christ this is like a short novel worth of reading who writes like this)
No.143882
Anonymous
Replies:>>143908>>143919
>>143871
Sadako drone...
No.143883
Anonymous
Replies:>>143884
>Cyn, defeated on Copper-9, retires to her hucow farm
>she spends her days tending to Louisa and Bonnie, burying her face between their sweaty cleavage
No.143884
Anonymous
>>143883
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
NOT HER
ITS NOT FAIR
No.143885
Anonymous
>>143881
I agree
No.143886
Anonymous
Replies:>>143917
Image:173769469608.jpg(320kB, 1501x2769)172331575817.jpg
No.143887
Anonymous
>>143810
Cute.
No.143888
Anonymous
>>143811
It's strange shit that really hilarious.
No.143889
Anonymous
>>143881
Abby green is the best one, Ammo Surplus is second, The Escape is kinda meh imo
No.143890
Anonymous
>>143815
Fucking kek.
No.143891
Anonymous
>>143775
Cursed
No.143892
Anonymous
>>143823
Mercurialmorose is back, yay!
No.143893
Anonymous
Replies:>>143894
>>143824
I haven't seen him in a while.
No.143894
Anonymous
Replies:>>143904
>>143893
What greens he do?
No.143895
Anonymous
Video:173769528298.mp4(1.74MB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 720x1280)RDT_20250124_104932.mp4
No.143896
Anonymous
>>143881
I cant tell who has it worse Jane or Abby, I feel like Abby got the real short end of the stick.
No.143897
Anonymous
>>143864
There are a couple for sure. There was one a couple of weeks ago who was ranting about his "loyalty to the Federation and humanity," and another who was convincing this jerk not to be a jerk and finally start following the law. He kind of wanted to start dating some sentinel drone girl.
I wonder what's up with him now.
No.143898
Anonymous
So about 7 named solver vets in total
No.143899
Anonymous
>Harper is sleeping
>She’s dreaming of Hawk. The only person who she ever truly fell in love with.
>She’s dreaming of a world where he didn’t die.
>Where she’s able to go on walks with their daughter in the forest
>Where she can have a family movie night
>Where they can tuck their daughter into bed
>Where they can both feel happy over something they can protect
No.143900
Anonymous
Replies:>>143905
Image:173769586617.png(25kB, 409x735)cd61f6da983e75d2f5b4d0c008ea2567.png
Never forget his crimes
No.143901
Anonymous
Replies:>>143902>>143903
do you guys think those stories about "black rooms" are real? I know it's not hard to find footage of drones dying in industrial accidents, but are there really DDs out there who'd livestream themselves killing and eating workers?
No.143902
Anonymous
Replies:>>143907
>>143901
well there seems to be tons of videos of DD’s having consensual and loving sex with workers
No.143903
Anonymous
>>143901
The Dronet is a scary place anon.
No.143904
Anonymous
Replies:>>143906>>143910>>143912
>>143894
He wrote a green about the JCJ space station being infected with a clockwork virus, and the attempted survival on it by nurse-WD Becca and an anon.
No.143905
Anonymous
>>143900
Yeah, he is cool guy.
No.143906
Anonymous
Replies:>>143910
>>143904
Oh shit wait you talking about me
No.143907
Anonymous
>>143902
right? surely our disassembler friends wouldn't do something so nasty. we're past all that now.
No.143908
Anonymous
Image:173769637181.jpg(429kB, 921x2000)7AD57674-23A3-4A4A-B380-0B9C703FF52E.jpeg
>>143882
No.143909
Anonymous
Image:173769671903.png(93kB, 847x572)1708886012626.png
I just saw Femanon walk into a room with N, P, and DS-M
No.143910
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143922
>>143904
>>143906 (me)
Yo
No.143911
Anonymous
J is for telling her that even though she's a jobber, she's still better than V for not being a cuck
No.143912
Anonymous
>>143904
Neat
No.143913
Anonymous
Image:173769720607.jpg(52kB, 738x1024)1737693315936453m.jpg
>Uzi when tfw no human bf
No.143914
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143915
My Autism focusing on writing DDanni and Buddy stuff had drastic shifted my focus
No.143915
Anonymous
Replies:>>143916>>143918
>>143914
So it was you
No.143916
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143918>>143925
>>143915
Guilty. I made the first DDanni and Buddy green.
No.143917
Anonymous
Image:173769750769.png(100kB, 1080x854)9d77259492136346390ad9cce2b655e9.png
>>143886
No.143918
Anonymous
Video:173769757288.mp4(52kB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 480x480)(you).mp4
>>143915
>>143916
No.143919
Anonymous
Replies:>>143923
Image:173769784092.jpg(3.16MB, 2048x2048)tumblr_6a7aee0950da1635d9c787f7316d8598_2293ef66_2048.jpg
>>143882
That's just Doll now. Doll is a J-horror ghost now.
No.143921
Anonymous
>>142947
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: All the OCs in this image haven't had a greentext in literally forever and are basically niche remnants of the past
No.143922
Anonymous
Replies:>>143924
>>143910
Hello, dude, what's up?
No.143923
Anonymous
>>143919
More like R-horror
No.143924
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143927
>>143922
A lot. As i said, been working on some DDanni and Buddy stuff, posted some a few threads ago.
No.143925
Anonymous
Replies:>>143929
>>143916
Thank you anon, my autism has gone up a lot lately thanks to Buddy and DDanni.
No.143926
Anonymous
Replies:>>143928
How would your Doll gf react when you tell her that you love her in broken russian?
No.143927
Anonymous
Replies:>>143930
>>143924
I hope to read it soon.
No.143928
Anonymous
>>143926
I'll say that I love her in pure Russian, and she'll definitely be impressed.
No.143929
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143933
>>143925

No problem. I honestly loved the concept of DDanni and Buddy and I’m happy that they are getting so popular now. Even proud of the somewhat growth of the oogsters, even though they aren’t talk about now at least their presence is known
No.143930
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143933
>>143927
The biggest one I made was the one where Buddy was having a nightmare
No.143931
Anonymous
>>143877
Alive and dead both I guess
No.143932
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
So about 8ish then
No.143933
Anonymous
>>143930
>>143929
Hug!
No.143934
Anonymous
Replies:>>144005
>Be Sentinel Elf
>For the first time in your life you’re not suffering
>You feel happy
No.143935
SpaceStationAnon !HjVd480OAM
Replies:>>143936
Happy Elf, happy life.
No.143936
Anonymous
>>143935
She is happy because she has a cool mysterious rainforest that has its own white noise she can explore in
No.143937
Anonymous
Replies:>>143947>>144003
>>143395

>>143402
>>143404
(Thanks guys, finally got off work so I can write again.)

>The drive back home was... quiet.
>Which was good.
>Mono said nothing.
>The drone, apparently named Cass, said nothing, simply watching him from the passenger seat.
>Occasionally she would ask a question.
>Occasionally he would answer.
>It wasn't unpleasant, however, he was still planning on firing her as soon as he got home and made a few calls.
>So, as they stepped through the door of his apartment, he was surprised when she spoke up.
>"I've already notified administration, I should be out of your hair by tomorrow," Cass said.
>Mono looked around and stared.
>"I've worked with veterans for a while now, I know you've uh... probably got some biases that we don't need to get into. Point is, it's not uncommon for people like you to want their privacy. Honestly, I should have known that when your coworkers mentioned you didn't sign up for the program yourself."
>"...All right."
>She nodded, and moved to a small stool by the kitchen.
>"I'm legally obligated to stay here until the end of my shift, is that okay?"
>He considered, then nodded.
>"Great, I'll try to stay out of your way then."
>That handled, Mono took his crutch and moved to the kitchen.
>Cass... just watched him. Not offering help or even speaking to him.
>He hobbled over to the fridge, laid his crutch against a wall, and began the arduous process of making a frozen dinner... not frozen.
>Normally? Quite easy. With two missing limbs? Slightly awkward. Especially walking and holding something at the same time.
>He fumbled. He cursed.
>Eating was worse.
>You'd be surprised how many means require two hands. Mostly for cutting the meat or something like that.
>It was a... struggle.
>But Cass just watched. Which was fine. He didn't need help and she wouldn't be around past today.
>"You're thinking you don't need me," Cass said.
>Mono paused what he was doing, and looked at her.
>"You're right. You don't." Cass added. "But my job's just to make your life easier. Not to make you dependent on me."
>"Don't want you," Mono said.
>"Then that's all there is to it." She smiled, and scooted back into her seat.
>He ate, then headed to his room to sleep.
>The next morning, he found his apartment cleaner than it had ever been.
>There was a note on the counter.
>More like a form.
>One that confirmed he didn't need a caretaker.
>All it needed was his signature.
>On the front was a sticky note, a goodbye from Cass along with an apology for the foodstuffs she'd used. Stating that she felt she needed to 'earn her paycheck' somehow.
>He ambled over to his fridge to find several premade meals sitting there, labeled, and ready to eat.
>The drone must have made them in the night.
>Most had been cut for him.
>He took a breath.
>Then, ignoring the form, he headed to work.
No.143938
Anonymous
Image:173770008973.jpg(282kB, 828x582)great work truly.jpg
>>143881
Are there any greens you think are required reading to really get or understand your favorite OCs
Im Janetistic as fuck so whenever people talk about Jane as a one note traitor type character with these in the back of my mind it gets annoying
I wonder if anyone else feels similar about mischaracterization of their favorite thread OCs
No.143939
Anonymous
Image:173770020793.jpg(752kB, 4096x2703)Gh_-mySXoAEhjB3.jpg
No.143940
Anonymous
Replies:>>143959>>143974>>144024>>144025>>144028
Image:173770046108.png(235kB, 800x700)bk1.png
>P's gone and done it. He's gone and pimped out Beretta.
>He's robbed her innocence. He controls her life, he owns her happiness.
>He's broken the immoral barrier which he swore never to break, but the opportunity was just too good to pass up.
>But she was just so open...just so vulnerable. She was just there for him to take advantage, and they both knew they wanted it.
>"W-WELCOME TO P-PAPA P'S BAKERY AND C-CAFE! HOW...HOW MAY I SERVE YOU TODAY?!"
>She's never felt more humiliated in her life.
>"You look great, kid. I knew you'd be perfect for this!"
>She shakes and quivers in shame, and the wrenched smile on her face begins to break.
>"D-damn you, Mr. P! This outfit is freaking humiliating...what kind of freak thought of this?"
>"Hell, me of course! I think you look cute in a maid dress!"
>"Wait, really? I mean, what the hell?! D-Don't be weird, bro. Besides, why aren't you out doing this servant crap?"
>"I'm the chef, kid. No time to be doing all of that when the cake is in the oven. Trust me, Beretta, you're gonna do great. This maid shit's in your genetics, believe that. Alright, gotta dash, kid, let me know if you need anything."
>P scurried off into the kitchen, leaving Beretta alone. The bakery was about to open, it was going to be a busy day, for sure.
>"Solver damn it, why the hell did I agree to this? Whatever."
>The things she does to afford her hobbies! The shame.
>This was what P was talking about when he said he was working on a side hustle? A freaking bakery?
>Well, he did say that he always wanted to open a legitimate business. Still, a restaurant where he just gets to make pastries all day.
>It must've been a dream of his.
>It was funny, knowing that beneath that rude, chauvinist, prideful exterior, he was just a kid with dreams to make people happy with his cooking.
>P was adorable, in a way.
>"...Beretta, stop it! This shit isn't you. You're just here to get a check, not to be near him!" she told herself.
>Her image in the mirror caught her eye.
>There she stood, in that pretty little maid dress.
>On second thought, she kind of liked this outfit. It felt different. It felt strangely natural.
>She usually wore boyish clothing, but there was just something about the way she was all dolled up. The frilly dress, the apron, the cute little maid's headpiece and the large bow prim on the top of her head. Her hair, usually rough and messy had been pressed and twin braided.
>"He said I looked...cute. Hehe."
>She suddenly felt the urge to play in dress up. Always something she wanted to try.
>"Y-You seem lonely, Mister P. Perhaps You'd Like To Attend The School Dance With Me? LIGHT SIP." Beretta said quietly, doing her best impression of her aunt Cyn, who wasn't around at that moment. She made a crooked pose in the mirror, and then giggled.
>"I AM So Nau-"
>"BERETTA, HEADS UP! We're making our grand opening, and ALL of your peers and classmates are outside! Good luck, kid."
>Solver damn it.
>One day, she would take P and turn this restaurant into a family business, if only.
>But until then, she was just another one of his ladies of the night.
>Her body and soul made by him against her will to profit off the sins of fellow drones, in all of his devilish, immoral ways.
No.143941
Anonymous
Replies:>>143943
I’m really hoping someone makes a l4d2 mod that puts in a disassembly drone.
No.143942
Anonymous
Replies:>>143946>>143950
Image:173770053102.png(13kB, 1600x1200)sdtro.png
>"Where...is my anon?"
No.143943
Anonymous
Replies:>>143944>>143945>>143949
>>143941
3D Model Anon should port all the Oc models to l4d2
Imagine a game of Jane, Beretta, Akita, and Abby all fighting a Zombie horde
No.143944
Anonymous
>>143943
I'm 95% sure it's not that easy. But I'd play it.
No.143945
Anonymous
Replies:>>143948
>>143943
I'm sorry but no Way in hell I'm putting myself threw that hell anon.
No.143946
Anonymous
>>143942
sorry Elf, he's already spoken for. Orc got to him first
No.143947
Anonymous
Replies:>>143964
>>143937
Cass helps veterans, she is a good drone.

Beautiful green, anon, will you be writing the continuation?
No.143948
Anonymous
Replies:>>143952>>143975
Image:173770084156.png(272kB, 470x558)abby hair back.png
>>143945 <me
No.143949
Anonymous
>>143943
Dude the day someone ports a green reskin of the counter strike source of the sas model. I will finally have buddy facing the horde.
No.143950
Anonymous
>>143942
I’m here.
Hug me
No.143951
Anonymous
Replies:>>143963
Image:173770098025.png(2.84MB, 1400x1492)bc9a4c2b5d25bfa19790509a0114c787.png
Jiesol…where are you
No.143952
Anonymous
>>143948
I already have all the models named with BIP bones if someone does wanna port to SFM. but to do any of the Source games I Would need to rig the model to a counterstrike. L4D. or Gmod rig. Then I would have to port the materials. which I've done before but you have to literally code the VMT files and it isn't fun.
No.143953
Anonymous
Replies:>>143978>>144006
retarded idea incoming
Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain! (Edited Version: Uses Original Voice Audio)youtube thumb
>J N and V found a large gathering of workers
>they swoop in for the kill, weapons ready to strike
>until V spots a familiar drone amongst the crowd
>Ciaphas Cain, "hero" of Outpost 6
>the bastard managed to duel another team of disassembly drones to a standstill while the outpost evacuated
>somehow the drone had managed to kill the entire team with the help of that jurgen freak
>J N and V's flight is put to a halt by the drone placing a shot from some sort of laser gun which cut through some wreckage from one of the many decrepit buildings around
>the debris landed on the disassembly drones, pinning them to the ground
>N compliments cain on his shot while V and J swear in rage as the drones evacuate
>that damn bastard cain valiantly leading the retreat

>cain can't believe his luck
>he was just trying to show off the newest mining laser when the damn thing went off by itself in his hands
>he didn't even see the murder drones coming at them all!
>the second he realized what happened he just ran and everyone just followed him
No.143954
Anonymous
The killing floor 2 zed models is good to act as some solver mutant stand-in
No.143955
Anonymous
Replies:>>143956>>143957>>143960>>143961>>143979
Image:173770116187.png(399kB, 556x700)ginger jane.png
ginger jane
No.143956
Anonymous
>>143955
No soul Jane.

So basically normal jane?
No.143957
Anonymous
Replies:>>143965
>>143955
i am going to steal 30 of her IQ points
No.143958
Anonymous
Replies:>>143962>>143971>>143983>>143989>>144008
So....any greentexts or stories you're looking forward to or want to see?
No.143959
Anonymous
Image:173770172493.jpg(28kB, 748x228)By the anons.jpg
>>143940
Maid beretta....its real
No.143960
Anonymous
>>143955
Character Swap AU?
>Jane: the rule wife
>Bonnie: Dubious cold traitor
>Abby: The glue, ray of sunshine
No.143961
Anonymous
>>143955
This Jane is unnerving...
No.143962
Anonymous
>>143958
I wanna see more Doll and/or Lizzy being dirty dirty hmodf enthusiasts greentexts
No.143963
Anonymous
>>143951
Elf kissies
No.143964
Anonymous
Replies:>>143984
>>143947
Ye, give me a bit and I'll find a good stopping point. I really write greens with like, zero plan.
No.143965
Anonymous
>>143957
That would drop her into negative.
No.143967
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>143968>>143980>>143985>>144019
Image:173770247691.png(1.73MB, 3869x4096)Domesticated N.PNG
I’m kinda curious, which of my characters resonate with you the most/do you think are the most interesting? Any participation is appreciated :]
Rank them: https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1ANAmnW
Pick your one favorite: https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVdJd0n3
No.143968
Anonymous
Replies:>>143969
>>143967
I like N’s mouth
No.143969
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>143976
>>143968
see? this guy gets it
No.143970
Anonymous
Replies:>>143972>>143995
Image:173770268800.png(69kB, 333x451)janepuke.png
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe5kVeZ2
I am curious on the Jane squad feelings
No.143971
Anonymous
>>143958
I'm still waiting for the return of that green series about the DD cores looking for their admin. Stopped right before they could enter Outpost 3.
No.143972
Anonymous
Replies:>>143973>>143981
>>143970
Murder Drones?
No.143973
Anonymous
>>143972
Yes :)
No.143974
Anonymous
>>143940
I so love the dynamic between Beretta and P, there's something so sweet about it.

Although, I'd love to see Uzi and N's reaction when they find out that Beretta is in love with a dude who looks almost exactly like her dad.
No.143975
Anonymous
>>143948
Awesome!
No.143976
Anonymous
>>143969
Now draw N’s tummy
No.143977
Anonymous
Replies:>>143987
It’s movie night at Sentinel base.
What are you going for?
No.143978
Anonymous
Replies:>>144012
>>143953
I like that green, Y, you did a good job.
No.143979
Anonymous
>>143955
Bloody hell, that's brilliant!
No.143980
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>143967
on a somewhat related note i’ve been wanting to use N-11X’s wife/U+ and Shepherd’s mom as a more like, actual character, but it feels kinda awkward since it’s a self insert (more specifically, based on my animal crossing avatar)

i’ve stopped calling it Izz and started calling it just “N’s wife” but still
No.143981
Anonymous
Replies:>>143982>>143986
Image:173770360191.jpg(88kB, 1061x1136)d5b470f602917c4e31b38580a71144b9.jpg
>>143972
No.143982
Anonymous
>>143981
Oogi I will giv you 1 (one) berri if you charge into the enemy force with a landmine on your back
No.143983
Anonymous
>>143958
New greens about Buddy and DDanni.
New greens about Irma and the SD-H group.
New greens about SD-Y.
New greens about grunts.

And a huge number of other greentexts whose countinations I'd like to read.
No.143984
Anonymous
>>143964
I will wait.
No.143985
Anonymous
Replies:>>143988
>>143967
I really like all of your OCs, so this was pretty hard to choose.
No.143986
Anonymous
Replies:>>143990
>>143981
Oogi, jump into my stash of berri. I promise it’ll be smooth when you land.
No.143987
Anonymous
Image:173770425403.jpg(199kB, 1600x973)35124.jpg
>>143977
I'll show them the classic.
No.143988
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>143993
>>143985
awww i appreciate it :]
which one would (You) in particular like to see more of, more focus on in greentexts/stories?
No.143989
Anonymous
>>143958
Doll dealing with being a ghost
Uzi dealing with being a giant biomechanical centipede
Khan and his headcrab wife coming back together after over a decade
No.143990
Anonymous
Replies:>>143992
>>143986
>Oogis sees giant ocean of berri (a single bucket)
>Imagines the richest of all Oogi, Scoogi Mcboogi, who swims in the endless red sea
>Oogi takes a leap and immediately crashes into the Berri pile
>its... soft. But definitely harder then expected especially from the height oogi dropped from
>shes crying and doesnt want to get up
>between her crying she eats a berri and goes back to crying
>it took a few minutes of hugs, and Boogi time to fully recover
No.143991
Anonymous
Replies:>>143996
If Solver war veterans ever started their own oogi exterminator business.

Family Guy - "Call the damn exterminator!"youtube thumb
No.143992
Anonymous
>>143990
Won’t lie, i was suggesting that the pile of berri was actually in a blender… still funny though
No.143993
Anonymous
Replies:>>144004
>>143988
Well, I'd like to see more greens with N and his wife, the mother of U+1 and Shepherd. They just seem like background characters right now, but I'd also like to see them revealed more.

Shepherd in a Hitler costume when?
No.143994
Anonymous
I WILL be giving my oogi snuggles, good berries, a soft bed and her own personal enn! And I'll let her pirate anime's all she wants!
No.143995
Anonymous
Replies:>>143999
Image:173770465108.png(270kB, 849x555)sample-29a32c8f2762299faa481a3082035d82.png
>>143970
>these numbers
is this all Anons need to be happy?
>Imagine what you could do with that hole in Abbys chest
No.143996
Anonymous
Replies:>>143997
>>143991
Exterminators are so neglected.
No.143997
Anonymous
Replies:>>143998
>>143996
Seriously, i just really want to imagine Buddy and some of his vet support group guys working as exterminators.
No.143998
Anonymous
>>143997
Sounds Peak tbh
No.143999
Anonymous
>>143995
>Anon and abby getting freaky
>See her heart throbbing violently
>grab it
>She gasps, you feel its pumps in your grip. You arent hurting it, but you are holding it with some tightness
>Her whole body is in shock, its amazing. She's holding her breate even though she doesnt need to breathe really
>You dont have to worry about being rough either, her heart will just regrow after she dead for a few seconds
No.144000
Anonymous
Fuck it ill make a poll too even though i already know what the results of the Y squad will be lmao
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaVODvg3
No.144002
Anonymous
>>143861
More arms for higher WPM Degeneracy
No.144003
Anonymous
Replies:>>144009>>144026
>>143937

>"Welcome to-" Mono stopped as Cass entered the store.
>She was holding a form.
>"Oh, hey. Sorry I checked in with the office and they said you didn't send them the form? You have to do that before I can get reassigned and -" She dug into a pack and produced another form. "Point is sorry, again, I probably should have told you but these have to be done quick. Just need you to sign this and I can stop bothering you."
>"..." He stared at the form.
>"What?" Cass asked.
>"I can do it whenever, right?"
>She nodded.
>"...Wait 'till I'm done with work, then."
>"Oh! Uh, okay. I'll just wait here then! Not going to complain about getting paid to do nothing." She moved over to his podium and took a seat in a bench nearby.
>"..."
>The rest of the work day passed uneventfully. With some of his coworkers making small talk with Cass.
>As he clocked out, she was there with him.
>"So... about the form?" She held it out to him.
>He... hesitated.
>She seemed to sense... something, stuffing it back into her pack.
>"Or... do you wanna wait until you're home? You know... decompress first? Like I said I'm getting paid just being here so I'm good with it!"
>Another moment of consideration, and he nodded.
>The ride home was quiet.
>Getting home was... well easier than normal.
>Cass was able to open the door for him and help get all his things inside in one trip. Which was... nice.
>Heading inside his apartment, Cass slipped her form on top of the one she'd left earlier.
>"You know... it is late. We can put it off until tomorrow if you want?"
>He gave her a deadpan stare.
>"Look I like money, sue me."
>He cracked a smile at that.
>And so, he put it off.
>And he put it off the next day too.
>And the day after that.
>It was always one excuse or another.
>Too tired.
>She was just in the middle of doing something important.
>She'd just found a bow she really wanted and needed an extra day of pay.
>Before he knew it, she'd been with him a month.
>And, to Mono's surprise, standing there in the bathroom, staring at his reflection... he looked better.
>The crease in his brow had softened.
>Without all the typical bullshit he'd had time to shave properly this week.
>And he felt like he had more energy than ever.
>Worse, he had to admit, he was happier now than... since before the war.
>Whether it was the help, the company, or just... her. It was... good.
>...
>He finished up in the bathroom and headed to the living room. Cass was already making him breakfast.
>"Oh! Hey! Just about done." She flipped a pancake and held out a plate as it landed squarely on top of a pile of its brethren. Seeing his attention was on her, not the food, she paused. "Everything okay?"
>"Yeah..." Mono hesitated. "Think I want to keep you around. If that's okay."
>She looked surprised for a moment, then smiled.
>"Sure!"

>And that's how a veteran of fifteen years, a man who left more of himself on the battlefield than most... met his future wife.
No.144004
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>144010>>144011>>144111
Image:173770670245.jpg(722kB, 1170x1103)IMG_0492.jpeg
>>143993
thanks for sharing your thoughts! 👍
i do wanna do more with N and his wife, i’ve just been having trouble figuring out what to do with the wife as a character and what i really want her to look like, there are a number of things i’ve taken inspiration from for her design-wise
but there vill be more :]
it will happen, when i get more time to draw (need to catch up on some other things first
No.144005
Anonymous
>>143934
WTF?
>Makes Elf suffer more.
No.144006
Anonymous
>>143953
Neat, my friend also had a same idea like this
No.144008
Anonymous
Replies:>>144021
>>143958
More adopted Tessa AU or snessa or dullahan Tessa greentext
No.144009
Anonymous
>>144003
That really is very cute, thanks for that green, anon.

I like the idea that even though most veterans have a hatred of drones, many worker drones agree to become caretakers for those veterans who have become virtually incapacitated due to injuries, and this has very often led to the human and drone guardian getting married.
No.144010
Anonymous
Replies:>>144015
>>144004
Who are all those fuckers on the sides
No.144011
Anonymous
Replies:>>144015
>>144004
>N and his wife
Thanks, I'll wait for the green one.
>art
She looks like a middle-aged
woman who still has a passion for life. I like it.


Good, we can wait.
No.144012
Anonymous
Replies:>>144013>>144016>>144017
Image:173770810266.png(226kB, 799x1159)20241215_015312.png
>>143978
>WHO! WHO!
>WHO POSTED MINE FANFICTIONS TO ZE COLONY SITE!
>Mine gott, ven I get in zer i vill VEND ZAT BASTARD LIMB TO LIMB!
>I vill FILLET ZEM!
>and if zey... read ze... other parts...
>ZEY VILL VISH ZEY HAD NEVER BEEN MANUFACTURED
>FWHWFHEFBEFHEFHTEGQDVF2HT2H2F
No.144013
Anonymous
>>144012
Wow she's going to be pissed when she finds the nudes.
No.144014
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.144015
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>144010
clockwise from top right: beta pearl/sunny, my animal crossing avatar, elliott bonneton, liam vickers’ di, brittany from pikmin
>>144011
:D
>She looks like a middle-aged woman who still has a passion for life.
good, cause that’s what she is, since she has sons who are high schoolers she must be in her late 30s at the youngest
No.144016
Anonymous
>>144012
I loved your self-insert ship fic with cain
No.144017
Anonymous
>>144012
> the hat is floating from all the hot air her rage is generating
No.144018
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.144019
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Image:173771066141.jpg(299kB, 1170x1432)IMG_0493.jpeg
>>143967
the current standings!
No.144020
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Image:173771067270.jpg(530kB, 1170x1817)IMG_0494.jpeg
No.144021
Anonymous
>>144008
Too bad nobody gives a fuck anymore.
No.144022
Anonymous
Replies:>>144023
A drone just yelled "Damn bitch you shit with that ass" at me from across the street. How should I respond?
No.144023
Anonymous
>>144022
"Thanks. My mom made it for me."
No.144024
Anonymous
>>143940
Cute, we've really come a long way from P just being a little pest
No.144025
Anonymous
Image:173771620809.png(552kB, 2219x2219)maid beretta andd casual hope.png
>>143940
P is right, she does look cute
No.144026
Anonymous
>>144003
Nice little green, good to see a heart thaw out
No.144027
Anonymous
Replies:>>144029
Image:173771751283.jpg(23kB, 600x447)Spoiler image
Dr.one wife
No.144028
Anonymous
>>143940
>to profit off the sins of fellow drones
And by sins we mean "ruining their diets" right?
>The drone looks over the menu
>"Oh, the cake looks so tasty... but I really SHOULDN'T have such a big slice of cake..."
>P glides up, chef hat perfectly poised with nary a wobble
>"Diets are made to be broken, sweetcheeks."
>"Well... okay, I'll get three slices of cake."
>P winks at Beretta and glides on back to the kitchen
>Beretta got chills there
>That she was complicit in this somehow
No.144029
Anonymous
>>144027
A grim daily reminded that AoStH Robotnik was allegedly “sexiest fat man in animation”
No.144030
Anonymous
Replies:>>144032
it kind of funny that p is a better role model to beretta than her own parents
No.144032
Anonymous
>>144030
N and Uzi kept Beretta fed and healthy for almost 18 years
It’s because she’s lived such a good life that she’s even allowed to exercise her infamous teen angst
No.144034
Anonymous
Replies:>>144037
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
gnu thread
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
>>144033
No.144037
Anonymous
>>144034
Aw shoot. I will delete mine.
No.144111
Anonymous
Image:173773303810.jpg(542kB, 1280x1707)1514320910198.jpg
>>144004
looks like a combo of Birch and Sandra (Birch was known to wear glasses in one ep).
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