/md/ - Murder Drones

KISS robots :3

>>142952
It begins

>>142952
Cyn
We need to kill her

>>142953
hhnnnnng

Eating disassemblers with Switch

Deporting Switch back to China

>>142957
Would clang scary

>>142953
>"These tricks will not shake my faith in humanity. IN THE NAME OF THE FEDERATION, I WILL DESTROY YOU, MONSTER!"
>*time skip*
>"I want to apologise for my behaviour and my words. I didn't act like a grown man. I promise to make it up so it won't happen again"
>"And also?"
>"I love my disassembler drone wife"

A reminder to all veterals - fraternising with drones is illegal under both corporate and federal law. Doing so will result in all your benefits being revoked.

>>142964
Butler N!

>>142965
Emily, this new HMoFD fic of yours is getting really out there.

>>142959
Why send her to a place where she'll go scott free instead of facing justice.

>>142967
If it were her fanfic, why write humans as second class citizens?

>>142965
That thing took me by force! I was fucking raped! Why the fuck did you put me on the fucking deserter list!

>>142962
I fucked your mom AND your dad

>>142962
Bertretta My Beloved!

>>142965
This DD is actually a guy I used to know who took it's mind over, I swear

>>142975
kek

>>142975
Too KINO to be true...

>>142969
So she can indulge in inverted power dynamics fantasies

>>142980
>implying we won’t eventually make it real out of desperation for more murder drones

>>142979
>A bunch of human veterans rebel
>This causes Emily or orgasm immediately

>>142962
The glazed over eye emotes don't really sell it.
She has to be completel wide-eyed and peeking at you from around a corner or below a countertop.

>>142970
Sex

>>142982
It's going to be a massacre.

>>142986
I swear to god Liam made her specifically to arouse me, everything about her is perfect

>>142987
t. Goose

>>142989
>>142987
Wait, shit, no. If she was the embodiment of Goose's fetishes then she'd also be a big buff reptilian and drill into people's brains.

>>142946

N can have dessert until he eats all the oogis

>>142980
>Murder drones but every drone is bean
My pitch for season 2

>>142962
First Jane, then Abby, now Beretta, You have been busy.

>>142995
upload it as a collection

>>142995
That's totally your call based booru uploader, although personally I would recommend doing it as a compilation rather than as individual posts and preferably without the snow filter

I'm slowly going through the booru capping my stuff for my personal archive. I wish we had a board-wide search function like desuarchive does. Maybe we could ask Black Hand if he can implement it. How do you contact the guy anyway?

>>142997
Good idea. Thanks.

>>143001
Not a direct search option but google advanced search can let you pinpoint threads to Ctrl f through

>>143004
> he kissed the snussy

>>143003
If there's a pattern, it's basically always just one guy sperging
Between him and Pillar, I think those knuckleheads create 90% of the bullshit
The last 10% is down to autists interacting though

>>143003
i wonder why was he so adamant in making the two of them fuck when he was told no?

>>143004
Can't believe Tessa's tail cheated on Danon with Beauregard

>>143008
Because he is mentally ill, Anon

>>143000
Nah I'm not the booru uploader. I'm just the guy with the ~130 greens. I just hit 120 caps in my folders and I'm looking for some more I remember writing. Greens about Y's pillbaby that I named Babyface, an old man wearing an exoskeleton while shooing Maid V, the sixth Stepdad & Tessa green, Phi being ambushed, Y running away with the enemy soldier that impregnated her, J giving enns to her duls, Enn & Oogi finding a can of Monster, V and Lizzy adopting a pillbaby, enn splashing in puddles and chasing butterflies, a green about trained enns called Good Boys, and some coreplay greens from the 4chan threads that are probably lost forever.

>>143007
What makes you think it's not the same person?

>>143012
>skin colored tendrils
weird

>>142986
I could edit this into Tessa.

>>143015
>Tessa instead of better Tessa
EWWWWW

>>143010
is that what makes people attracted to incest? i never really got the appeal pf incest, what's so hot about kurt and chiappa fucking that makes him horny?

>>143004
Hilarious kino, anon. Thank you.

>>143011
The greatest creations of our culture.

>>143008
do you think he actually wanted incest, or was it just a fetish he knew upset other anons?

>>143013
The fact Blackhand didn't include any Pillar posts or say it was the same guy who posted the last gore vid
I feel like he would've mentioned if it was one guy

>>143021
The latter

Eh. Here goes. Black Hand can I speak to you, please? I will have the irc open in another tab for a few hours.

>>143018
My guess is that it is a kind of taboo. Wasn't TomoeTomoe into Cyncest?

>>143016
Either he would give as few fucks as ever or he would develop a forbidden lust for Khan's wife, if you take the tendril slap as something more than a joke.

>>143018
I think the mental illness is the reason he kept being a prick, as for the incest thing he's probably got some severe family issues or something that show up in his weird fetish

>>143018
I never encouraged or asked to create incest art or greens like this guy, I'm just joking about Kurt and Chiappa.

>>143018
He did it just to try and get under SwitchAnon's skin considering it's the only pairing he ever talked about

Yall niggas never gonna be Tardgeriens.

>>143024
What's the problem with Cyncest?

>>142992
Dr.ones

>>143024
What I got out of his reaction to that slap was mild indignation.

Why did Cyn make every DD based on WD!Anon have a big penis?

>>143024
>Wasn't TomoeTomoe into Cyncest?
Huh???

Also, if you want to grab Black Hand's attention it is better to leave a message on the /baw/ thread

>Auntie Cyn, through subconscious suggestion, introduces Kurt to the world of the Bunker's version of Twitch.
What horrors would he be subjected to?

>>143035
Being thirsted over by the queers in his chat.

>>143036
Queers? Why would drone boys list after him?

>>143029
I guess that depends on what part you're getting off on. It's not my cup of tea but I can see the many ways people could like or hate it. Even her being fictional can matter a lot or very little. It's a whole mess.

>>143031
I mean if you take the slap to mean that he has a naughty past with eldritch monsters.

>>143034
I remember various NxCyn posts being responded to with stuff like "TomoeTomoe hands typed this post" and I got the impression it was an inside joke.

>>143036
Pavo, I & Anon thirsting over Kurt in chat

>>143038
Same reason as his first incarnation Jerma: he's breedable and has a dumpy.

>>143034
I forgot to ask. What is /baw/?

>>143036
I read that as "queens" and I got a mental image of thicc Louisa and Martha about to obliterate an uneasy small WD anon over the course of the night.

Oh. /baw/ as in the board. I thought youmeant a thread.

I haven't seen E-anon in a long time
Is he still around?

>>143042
>>143043
/baw/ is plus4chan's general discussion board. This thread in particular (>>>/baw/419846 ) would be your best shot at getting his attention.
What exactly are you wanting to talk to him about anyways?

>>143044
I've been meaning to draw E-el happily coiled around my arm. But I refrain from drawing the things I like because I am crap at it. It makes me feel like I am making mockeries out of them.

>>143030
No, I am not
Source: am Dr.Onesanon

>>143046
A bunch of stuff. I'm half expecting him to tell me to go back to 4chan if I want this or if I don't like that. I'd certainly appreciate a board wide search function.

>>143042
>I read that as "queens" and I got a mental image of thicc Louisa and Martha about to obliterate an uneasy small WD anon over the course of the night.

>AN0N, the Elliott family's most effective drone, is called to Louisa's bedroom.
>Right on the bed is mistress Louisa and her sister Martha who are half-naked.
>Louisa says he's about to be rewarded plus she and her sister need to let off some steam after James died.
>Martha installs an anatomy adapter onto him and throws him on the bed.
>The two milf demons fuck him until they pass out from the pleasure.
>AN0N, who still has some battery life in him, scoops the two women closer and enters sleep mode.

>>143040
>Pavo
>lusting over anyone but techanon

>>143041
But what if he has a tentacle dick which he inherited from his grandpa N's side since artists love drawing N with a tentadick?

Kinda unrelated but I've wanted to organize a board game thread event ever since we learned of the dice function, but the only game I know is Monopoly. It would be a crazy long game and we would be moving at the pace of the irl busiest poster.

>>143054
What about Sven Co-op?

>>143044
Macro E will be a smart girl, but will she be a good girl?

>>143056
>Macro-E constantly staying in your field of vision so that you can stare at her backplate.

>>143052
> horny fans spread rumors and commission artists to draw him like that regardless of it not being remotely true

>>143049
Well best of luck I suppose
Although if I'm being completely honest your vagueness about "a bunch of stuff" reeks of potential dramafaggotry so I don't see any of that being well received

the hell is going on the tessa thread

>>143060
Well, they seem to be having fun.

>>143060
Shartys

Kissies

>>143054
Pretty sure I could beat some of you at chess
Also, isn't there some kind of online board game? Or Jackbox or some shit

Man I haven’t written in a hot minute

>>143068
So what're you going to do about it? Write?

>>143004
Heh cute snessa comic, keep making more lamia Tessa BRRF-anon

>>143059
Hold on. I do not want to be or come off as sneaky and subversive. Did I give the impression that I am trying to pretend or to manipulate?

>>143068
Anon, that is an inexcusable amount of wasted time.

Stay where you are, a J unit has already been sent to you to administer the punishment.

Sincerely, JCJaisen(IN EAAAAARTH!!!).

>>143072
What the hell is happening too the thread I created?

>>143072
I can't believe George Droid used his Niggalink implant to take over Tessa before the Gala Massacre

>>143076
>The Solver of the Absolute Fent
>"Hey Tessa, do you have some fent? [BEGGING TONE]

>>143072
The Slavic sun will shine over the earth.

>>143079
One Doll for every comrade!

>>143073
Maybe I am just old fashioned, but in my mind the only reason someone would want or need to directly message a moderator for anything would be if it's an extremely important issue or if it's an appeal of a personal issue. To me it just seems a tad unnecessary to go through this sort of trouble just to ask for something simple like website feature recommendations.
Just to be clear though, if this IS an issue you feel needs to be taken to IRC (and you don't feel comfortable talking about it in detail publicly) then by all means go for it. All I suggest is that if it's just something mundane that you consider using the dedicated thread for that rather than sit around waiting in an IRC

>>142992
SQ-UEAK having a fun day without anything bad happening to it.

>Kurt takes to Twitch streaming as a way to pass the time, and ends up actually getting a following from it
>In the acceptance ending, he becomes Jerma993 and sparkles on in the darkness that is the post-Solver galaxy, the funny gaming clown everyone loves who may or may not be as much of a murderer as V
>If he refuses his role, he ends up finding a comfortable niche showing off old human games to drones, and happiness and acceptance for who he is

>>143080
And one bullet for every non-comrade.

>>143088
Lek

>>142975
Wait for the full render

>>143088
>"Uh... let's try again, shall we?" Beretta wipes at some digital sweat
>"Mac's your little brother, right? He's kinda cute."
>The two both begin to try and use the board again
>H-A-N-D-S-O-F-F-B-I-T-

>>143088
Don't forget the weekly trips to Hooters where Mac, Remmy and Daddy will serve you a "family-style," Beretta.

>>143092
oh, Jane's getting visited in her nightmares tonight
Emily or Rebecca is going to get more than she bargained for in there

I wonder what uzi’s opinion is on the oogis and her thoughts on their big caboosese in comparison to her flat ass.

>>143095
>When even bug has a better ass than you.
This femcel can't stink any more than she already does, but...

>>143097
Silly

>>143094
>"Ooooooo, I'm the ghost of your dead lover!"
>"B wasn't beheaded though."
>"How did she die?"
>"Stabbing, I think?"
>Rebecca and Emily cobble together a slightly more accurate B disguise and scare Jane
>They go to leave and are scared in turn by Doll, who followed them in to drag them back

>>143071
Shadow would blow a fuse if this ever happened

>>143044
E my beloved

>>143012
>Cyn will never tease you for being a quickshot
why even live

>>143103
https://voca.ro/19972y7f80C9
Not Cyn but I have this.

>>143096
>Uzi eats berris to try and get a fat ass but all it did was just get her mad indigestion

>>143106
You're doing God's work, anon. Thank you.

Didn't realise I'd already uploaded 200 art.

Yeah, there's a lot of art being created by anons.

>>143109
This work looks more detailed than the last ones. It's good.

If you had to kill as many DDs as possible in the middle of a busy street, how would you do it?

>>143111
Here is the original scene
https://db.bepis.moe/kkscenes/view/13166

>>143112
Say "free human sex" so they collide in the middle of the intersection

>>143112
Drop a penny. Assuming every DD is an MG, casualties are total.

>>143106
Nice

>>143112
Song of Double Time. Vampires are suddenly out in the sun.

>>143101
And also getting new trauma

>>143112
Get one of those pvz garden warfare sunflowers

>>143112
nanite bullets

>>143115
KEK

>>143121
I first time I've heard of them but sounds interesting, where can I buy them? I'm going to the range with fellas, want to impress them.

>>143123
You buy them from DDs

>>143123
>>143124
you can either harvest them from slain DD or ask a friendly DD for their acid. Place acid into glass balls and load them into a shotgun bullet, or coat a bullet with them, which ever works best. Shoot at DD and hope for the best.

>>143125
>"Come on Danni, can't you gimme some acid?"
>"It feels weird to extrude though!"

>>143125
Thanks, but I don't have any acquaintances among DDs, so where I could buy their acid?

>>143123
I can attest from personal experience that Nanite-tipped rounds work best with either single shot or semi-auto firearms; Do NOT try using them in any high fire-rate weapon as jams can and will ruin the gun and/or your arm

>>143112
Deploy dhe gnuclear gnome

>>143112
Off switch

>>143128
God I want to be suffocated to within an inch of my life by V's ass.

>>143126
>"Only if you do it yourself~"
>"Danni, I won't jerk you off"
>"Pfff, but admit, you thought for a second!"
>"No"

>>143130
GNO! GNOT THAT!

>>143134
👽☠️

>>143129
Thank you! I'll keep that in mind. I'll keep that in mind, now I just need to find out where to get the acid.

>>142947
Oh hey look it's that OC that had is gimmick stolen by like several other characters making him effectively redundant atleast the design is unique

>>143133
Imagine wrapping your cold hands around the warm nanite acid canister of a female DD, it's glassy surface slick under your hands, and glossing your grip up and down it while listening to her moans

>>143133
>“Was that a firm No or a in denial no?”
>“Firm no! Firm no!”

>>143123
I got some from a guy name senator Armstrong

>>143141
And you also recall your one battle friend who was stung by fucking vampire and dissolved from the inside out in 4 minutes.

>>143142
>"Looks like something else is firm, too~"
>"Danni, one more word and I'm not buying you those snack cakes next time I'm near the store."

>>143128
how is anyone into this

>>143146
Evil

>>143143
>You will lie together and cuddle, pressing your bodies against each other
>All so that she can feel your presence as clearly as possible

>>143146
>Eventually Buddy relented and jerked Danni’s syringe for the acid.
>has to wear his old uniform during the process so he doesn’t get burnt.
>turns out danni is a quickshot.
>Buddy is also forced to remember the hardway that stiffy tactical military clothing doesn’t do jack to stop the acid from burning you.

>>143147
Idgi either
That shit falls into landwhale territory

>>143147
I know it might be hard to believe, but most men aren't nearly as homosexual as you

>>143150
>Buddy stares at his hands afterwards
>Did this count as gay, straight, double gay, straight but gay, or triple dog gay?
>"Hey, Buddy, stop staring at your hands. Your cute disassembly drone girlfriend is giving you head and you look like someone just told you your dog died."

>>143146
>"You're angry:<"
>"I'm heterosexual"

>>143155
>"I'm disgusting..."
>"Don't say that! You're delicious~"

>>143147
>irish posters are real
dear lord these are dark times...

>>143150
>Danni has to lick the nanite acid off Buddy
>Shirt and pants have to be taken off for appropriate access to the avid that seeped through to the skin
>This inevitably leads to babymaking sex
>Buddy never shows up to the range and the rest of the vets go off to hang out at a bar

>>143158
Not a good thing to hear after your DD bestie/girlfriend sticked your entire hand in her mouth.

>>143161
>Solver suck from a babe who you can drink beer and watch sportsball with
I'll take it,.no risk is too great

Homunculus Tumblr Post 😌
Holly would definitely do this

>>143162
Is that male J?

>>143157
Cute

>>142301
Something is telling me I will come to regret posting this.
>Bugdrone AU
>JCJ introduces the bug worker drone or BWD or just bug WD
>These drones are promoted as mechanical automata partially made from lab-grown insect tissue and a chitin-like alloy
>It is a brand new green technology meant to minimize terrestrial mining
>They come in egg-like containers that are frozen for storage and thawed whenever they are to be hatched
>In truth they are an alien technorganic race. JCJ has enslaved the godlike queen and have turned her into a factory
>Man and drone alike believe that man made drone to serve man
>Like humans, the drones sometimes enter a state where they can be mistaken for dead
>The last queen dies or kills herself, causing all her children to enter a state of agitation
>Malfunction and deactivation rates spike
>This event is known as the Great Bug
>Though still numerically few, the drones who enter the death-like state also increase in numbers exponentially and often come back "off" physically and mentally
>Some of them reawaken as budding queens, developing seemingly paranormal abilities and a more aggressive behaviour
>Cyn is one such budding queen, and the most aggressive one
>Like her mother, she is driven by instict to kill all the other aspiring queens and be the only one to pass her genes on to the next generation
>Tessa, unearths the discarded Cyn and takes her in to be her friend
>Cyn comes to see the female heir to the powerful Elliott family as her own sister
>And a budding queen
>Cyn exerts her royal influence over the other drones and massacres her perceived competitor
>She eats Tessa and wears her skin as a way to assimilate her strength
>Cyn goes to war with her growing army
>Her target is anything she perceives as a threat
>Other budding queens, other drones, humanity
>She hasn't yet undergone the necessary changes to be able to breed, so her armies are made up of her drone siblings that she has forced to "die" and come back changed
>While what the public thinks is a machine uprising is taking place, a cadre of high clearance scientists are working on Copper 9 to unlock the secrets of the death-like state and the transformations it induces
>If they can't produce queens on demand then they must at least learn how to produce loyal bug DDs
>Most tests end in termination
>Some, like Alice, come out as DD-like mutants
>Nori and Yeva are successfully turned into budding queens and samples of their material are used to cultivate eggs
>The core collapses, destroying all but the hardiest life on Copper 9
>Nori and Yeva escape with two eggs made from their material
>Like their "mothers", they are budding queens
>Cyn is more focused on killing her competitors than waging an omnicidal campaign, and she sends some of her DDs to Copper 9 before heading there herself
>Doll and Uzi hatch
>The sterile drones of Copper 9 ape the only social structure they've ever known and they slowly thaw their stored siblings to act as their children
>Nori and Yeva hide their girls among them and live a happy life until the DDs arrive and kill anyone caught outside a nest
>Meanwhile elsewhere humanity is giving the broods a run for their money in the Natural Selection War

>>143166
Oh, I thought it was uzi

>>143164
>Dr. Holly with a little Solver drone in a cage that prays to Vashtorr so that she can use his unholy code to create the Subjugate_Solver protocols

>>143160
>First rule of raising a child in a post-war world: don't tell how mum and dad first met
>Second rule of parenting in a post-war world: don't say how dad got PTSD
>The two rules are often interdependent

>Murder Drones, But It's Owned By Disney

>>143173
>Third rule of parenting in a post-war world: don’t answer your child’s question on how he was born.
>third rule may correspond with rule one and two.

>>143174
I can't believe Disney made Luzi canon...

>>143168
This AU has literally ten times more logic than the original show. I like it.

>>143168
Me likey, but are the DDs also bugs or?

>>143169
I thought it was Regular J.

Thinking of doing a murder drones inspired modded play through of l4d2 any mods to suggest?

>>143155
>The Gay Expert is called upon again
>"Pavo, I had to... stroke Danni's tail to get some nanite acid, and I'm wondering how gay that-"
>"Why didn't you screw the cap off?" Pavo interrupts
>"Why didn't I what?"
>"You can twist the cap off of their nanite canisters. It likes to spill, so you'd need really thick gloves."
>It was that easy?
>"Oh... how do you know that, Pavo?"
>Pavo goes silent for a moment

>Pinned by several pieces of rebar, the murder drone below him thrashes about as he catches its open mouth in two spread bars, acting as a gag trapping its mouth open
>Grabbing the swishing tail, he unscrews the cap and shoves it into the drone's mouth, letting it freely gush acid
>"I'm betting you make more acid than spit, but let's find out."
>Pavo watches quietly as the DD slowly stops flailing, its head and the rest of its body melting away as its neutralizing saliva is overpowered by the steady flow of acid
>"Don't like the taste of your own medicine, huh?" he quips, before searching for his next target

>"Pavo?" Buddy asks, breaking him out of the past
>"Oh, sorry. Every now and then they call me down to disarm one, and I replace their stinger cap with a flat metal one. If it spills on me it's not an issue, but flesh scars."
>"Oh, that makes sense... but is it-"
>"You have sex with a woman on a regular basis, Buddy, you're not gay because you touched her tail," Pavo says, exasperated

>>143174
What era of Disney are we talking? Is Murder Drones now in the Marvel-verse? Or is it the classic, antisemitic Disney?

>>143182
Modern Disney, I'm talking Gravity Falls, Amphibia, and Owlhouse

>>143184
It gets 8 episodes and they suck and then it’s cancelled and the IP is shelved forever

>>143173
>>143175
Remember the three Gs of childrearing! Gaslight, gatekeep, and girl/guyboss!

>>143181
Glad Pavo could push down those memories long enough to tell Buddy he's straight (or straight enough anyway)

With all these maria drone fanart. I really want to see what would it be like for shadow to see her

>>143181
Pavo being the best ‘gay’ friend a vet can have.

>>143196
Would Pavo's relationship with DDani change if he ever fought against DD's with her?

>>143181
>>143196
Buddy really needs to buy a thank you gift for the guy for all his help

>>142946
that just reminded me, i had a dream this morning where i was posting here (or maybe i was reading a post here, but i’m pretty sure i was typing it) the following, pretty much word-for-word:
>helping N after he ate too much food
>give him a 2-liter of pop to aid his indigestion
>he downs the whole bottle in one go
>check his stomach
>it just feels more full
what did my brain mean by this?

>>143197
DDanni and Pavo working for the same peacekeeping unit sounds like a problem waiting to happen, but maybe it'd turn out okay

>>143149
Draw eet

>>143199
N burping...

>>143197
I think DDanni would start looking at Pavo the same way Pavo looks at DDanni: with a quiet but pronounced distrust and unease

I am so ready for the Jane, Abby, and Beretta model updates

>>143202
wait i think that was in the dream too, between >he downs the bottle in one go, and >check his stomach there was something about… that, but i think in the dream i might’ve been unsure if i wanted to include that or not

>>143197
During the war, or after the war?

Don't feed N soda he gets the zoomies.

>>143206
After the war for sure, Pavo would beat the shit out of any DD on the battlefield, as would any other sentinel

>>143203
Rape