Howdy, varmints! Proud to present another thread to discuss drones (and the folks they fool around with), Canon and OC alike. Remember, even if the world is a bummer you got one Anon rootin' for you! The Booru, where you can look at drones: https://dronebooru.co The Wheel, where you can roll for OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The Wiki, where we've compiled the OCs: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
>>144042 (me) some possible cards (with the goal of preventing repeats) >the lovers: B, jane, and Cyn over them >death: skeletessa or chefanon or something >the high priestess: beretta or aleph >temperance: sd-b and d knocking back bottles of alcohol >wheel of fortune: q and bet (duh) on either side of the wheel (maybe g and mg in the other corners?) >the devil: dr. ones with holly and henry beneath him >the world: anon
>>144043 Fugue as magician Corpse spire with someone in front of it as the tower DDs burning under the sun for the sun Disappointed John as the hanged man
>>144045 either or, maybe just a slapped on png of liam vickers for the world and the fool as anon or vice versa anon gets to be both in general, he's like the one constant
I’m kinda curious, which of my characters resonate with you the most/do you think are the most interesting? Any participation is appreciated :] Rank them: https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1ANAmnW Pick your one favorite: https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVdJd0n3
>>144052 >resonate None. I don't mind your characters or your self-inserting but I don't feel any attraction either, despite writing a green for one once.
>>143767 completely one-sided, eggman already has reverse engineer other worldly gods in the past, the solver is NOTHING in comparison, the solver is just a narcissist with a god complex who thinks is a god, even cubot and orbot are strong enough to casually beat her
>>144057 i’ve beebawaie for too long and now effething us naa a king me 10x more uncle to do it thinking of N heartooooooooooooooo mmm romance cuddles and warmth heat… frknN N holding me gently and me doing the same to him m gerudo town from botw it’s so warm and cozy there i sleep ther ewith N we spend the night at the caffeine and drink DrafonnFruit cold drinks and eat good stuff listen to the water rushing along the water ways it’s cold at night so we out heater n living me… not just friendship or even list, but real actual love and romance in a really cheesy cliche way that you only see on valentine’s day commmercials cuddling and snuggling and stuff him with his happy smile and happy closed eyes while he cuddles wkrh me i am so very lonely
>>144057 It's fine, I'm not complaining. Drawing a lot today, took a break for an hour, but then I'll continue(I can't draw a normal three-dimensional fucking BALL!).
One thing I'd like to draw is Harper in the locker rooms, looking back at the peeping tom viewer who is looking at her through a locker door as she is about to take off her bra.
>>144080 Can't believe that first Liam tries to get rid of the fact that DDs are always horny and then tries to get rid of them being heat vulnerable SAD!!!
>>144083 you seem to misunderstand. when Liam said the drones are vulnerable to heat, he didn't mean high temperatures. NVJ were constantly having to go masturbate otherwise they'd be catatonic >what about the cores trapped in Alice's oven? they're just really horny because they don't have the bodies to do anything about it.
>>144083 >DDs are vulnerable to cold >They will often cluster together in the ceiling for warmth >Tame DDs are open to human company and will occassionally seek humans for their body heat >They like to cuddle and wear your warm clothes when you don't
>>144093 >Anon did nothing >His breathing stilled >His eyes stared forth, unblinking >His mind quieted, the dull hum of static growing ever louder >Perfect nothingness >No thoughts >No needs >Perfection >... >... >... okay, this was getting boring >Time to find some V r34 of her getting plowed by a white dude he could self-insert as
>>144042 >>144043 Oh how I love the Tarot, if I remember correctly I was the one who originally posited the idea of an MD tarot deck, I’m glad to see there’s still interest in the idea :) >>144046 Fuguedrone would obviously be the magician, but I think Exultia would be a good pick for the sun
>>144114 Depends on how much punishment a Solver core can take. The one in episode 2 took multiple doses of nano-acid before popping but that one had THE Solver in it.
>N adapter unboxing and installation video >after installation, let your N move around freely for a minute- this allows his gyrostabilizers to compensate for the increased weight in the front >check or uncheck the box that allows your N unit to bring himself to climax >there is an additional option to prevent your N unit from engaging in intercourse before placing a JCJ-branded condom on his adapter unit, checking the 'prompt user' option will force the N unit to ask before intercourse, the 'Never' option is self-explanatory >adjust sensitivity settings to make it easier or harder for N to finish >be aware that adjusting cum volume sliders will automatically adjust horniness and desperation sliders to compensate- large volumes will cause an N unit to beg or seek relief from any source if the N unit is not allowed to bring himself to orgasm >preventing N from reaching release may cause the testicles to achieve a bloated, sensitive appearance and may increase nut production beyond factory limits >in testing, this has caused temporary mental impairment to the N unit as other desires are replaced by a looping 'breed and seed' program >JCJ is not responsible for any damages, conceptions, or mass-pregnancy events that occur due to user settings
>>144088 >be underpaid security officer for industrial district >in charge of a disused area >an old drone factory, specifically. it's been scheduled to be demolished for the past 20 years, and just got pushed out another 5 >at least you don't have to worry about job security >basically you hang around the abandoned drone factory in a very intimidating SUV making sure dumb teens don't go urban exploring and fall into some old equipment >day shift reported hearing weird noises but didn't manage to find anything just before he clocked out >so you've gotta go in and investigate >probably just a raccoon or something >oh well, best to get it over with before it gets dark and drops to below freezing >you sweep each dead quiet room as thoroughly as you can be bothered to do before you hear... giggling? from the main factory floor >damn kids. they couldn't have picked any other abandoned building? >you march out to the floor, finger on the trigger of a very stern talking to >only to find it empty as ever >well. don't like that. >the giggling continues, louder– now that you're actually in the room, you can make out about a dozen people giggling >REALLY don't like THAT >they don't pay you enough to deal with spooky ghost shit >you're about to bolt when a blur of neon yellow drops down from above and lands less than a foot in front of you >as it rises to its peg legs, there can be no mistaking it: it's a disassembler >fuck. >the murder drone raises her hands in the air and drops them onto your shoulders, holding you firmly in place >she flashes you a broad, fanged smile >this was it for you. >you'd managed to stumble into one of the few holdouts from the solver war and now– >"oh thank goodness, I thought we'd missed our chance" the drone breathes a sigh of relief >as do you, though yours is less certain >you don't *think* feral disassemblers can talk >you're still not about to ask her to leave, paycheck be damned >you force an awkward smile to match her own beaming grin, made only more crooked by her words finally pushing through the fear we? >she nods excitedly, flings her arms tightly around you, and cranes her neck upward to face the ceiling >"got the heater, guys!" >against your better judgement, you follow her gaze, only to see a dozen DDs hanging overhead, looking at you expectantly >picrel
>>144141 Disassembly drones as fruit bats is pretty funny, nice work anon Let's just hope he can extricate himself at a reasonable point (or pawn off some of his kidscaring duties onto them)
>>144141 >the murder drone raises her hands in the air and drops them onto your shoulders either anon is short, or she has one long arm, regardless, it’s hilarious
>>144150 What >>144151 said, except it's one boob for chili and one for cheese. She's the chili cheese dog topping dispenser (at least until she quits or gets fired from 7/11)
>>144164 you can imagine it, her on the floor and banging on the floor, crying till she gets what she wants, and you have to do it give her it, the worst punishment
>>144177 I mean, I kinda based her off of John Woo movies so you're entirely wrong. She may or may not have used her voicebox to say something while mouthing something else just to mess with people.
>>144179 context matters, moron, the reason they lost because of the incident at the science facility, many of their men die, that is WHY it is the 7 hour war
Anyone got any idea who this ArmageddonC103 person is? I've seen him post greens from here that have been slightly edited and I see he has an account on the booru. Is someone really stealing greens from here?
>Switch eats DDs >DDs eat WDs and people >Thread has vorefags And yet we haven't produced any vore fetish content. It just occured to me. Did we also used to have a guy who frequently posted Peter Griffin eating Meg?
>>144191 >They have a blackboard showing the score marks >When one thinks the other wouldn't notice, he or she will occasionally add a "win" to their side or remove a win from the other
>>144199 the solver is always using illusions, you think she won’t mess with someone else memories? that what villains do, or that jerk off to many times make you forget about that
>>144212 Buddy is the kind of player that places at a decent difficulty but not too try hard. DDanni cant play ddr for shit. I mean, peg legs kinda make things hard.
We have writefags, drawfags and modelfags. We could had produced a few crappy episodes of a second season by now or made an entirely original Vickers-style dlc for FO4 by now. It would had breathed life into /md/.
>>144226 Concern trolling post. Not only is there plenty of life in the thread if you bothered to pay attention, but you clearly have zero clue how much work it actually takes to make something that ambitious.
>>144231 It's not a concern troll. I'm just being bitter. I remembered that whenever I asked for help troubleshooting stuff people would pretend they didn't hear. But whenever I would make a crappy mod they would complain that I am not uploading it to Nexus or Catbox so they can have permanent access to it.
>>144232 Your personal neuroses about Fallout 4 modding are not doing anything positive to contribute to these threads. If you actually cared about the quality here you'd keep that shit and the whining to yourself.
>L has been around for however long she's been around >Still no pictures of her french-kissing Anon and snaking her tongue so far down his throat there's a visible bulge It's fucked, is what it is.
>>144243 >This foolish act resets the core to Delta's personality, which has been described as being "as fun as diving headfirst into a pool filled with thumbtacks and hot sauce" Nice going, you borked it
>>144243 >Surprisingly, the core took root >Now Danni is a man again, and all this gay crap can finally stop! >But >The core still belongs to a female model >And the code is created for a female disassembler drone body >And the code think that Danni's body is broken >Must be regenerated >Using existing resources >Years of therapy and medication were completely wasted when Buddy heard his friend screaming again
>>144250 nah, that's so many layers of back again forth again that it doesn't even matter anymore at that point, you're gay if you tap or if you don't, so you might as well tap
>>144243 >Buddy is forced to watched the soul death of his best friend one more time and possibly permanently. >Buddy loses whatever will to live he has and thought things can’t get any worse. > Cue Delta coming back and finishing what she had started.
do you think post good ending DDs will sometimes look at a human and think things like "I'd like to eat all of that one's limbs" before catching themselves?
>>144259 If i recall. The heat of the oven baked the core so badly, it corroded alot of Delta’s code. So it had to use a lot of stored backup data to patch the holes. Which a lot of it was Danni’s
>>144266 correction, theres either only ever been 3 worker drones turned into disassembly drones, or there are more types but they just never show up in the main series. something md doesnt really do is expand on humanitys interplanetary empire, theres probably a whole bunch of DDs out there on different planets, i mean isnt the second J a replica from elsewhere?
>>144272 One you already know, but I won't tell you the second one, because I won't give you hope: I usually always delete my greentexts because I think they're terrible.
>>144270 honestly if season 2 ever happens i want it to be a sort of return to what the pilot originally set up, uzi vs the world. it makes sense even more now because shes fused with the solver. shes basically a ticking time bomb, so someone out there is gonna want her dead
>>144278 >isnt the second J a replica from elsewhere? The "second" J is the same J from before, after the Solver put her soul-which it owns-in a fresh core and a new body.
>>144282 The original plan was going to the same ultimate place as what we got, it just would have unfolded gradually instead of immediately dropping us into epic Lovecraft the narwhal bacons at midnight.
>>144287 the solver plot felt like something that was gonna get explained way later down the line and maybe even conclude in a second season, and until then most of the story was gonna be occupied by villain of the week episodes judging by the horde of spaceships at the end
>>144297 Just have Delta talk like HK47, the ultimate negotiator Also I imagine that the one time Danni called Buddy "meat daddy" the two didn't screw for a month afterwards it was that bad
>>144295 its ambitious thats what it is. such a story could never be done on an indie budget. as good as it sounds its too much. luckily liam realized that real soon and made a compromise to do what he wanted most to be in the series. autistic eldritch hoe
>>144282 >it’s another machine wants all life destroyed for no reason at all the solver was the one who sent the DDs to kill her and the other drones, if she can’t figure that one out, guess she was just a below average clanker all along
>>144296 the powerscaling has gotten nuts, humans are too weak to pose any sort of threat to the main characters. even if theyre genius schemers, no plan is gonna stop a robot that can pop your head off with a handwave. its gonna be hard to write around uzi no matter what, but its gonna be essentially impossible with humans unless they have the thickest plot armor imaginable
>>144289 Or it gets respawned... after a while of being torturously assimilated by the Solver. >>144291 Apparently the climax of season 1 was going to be about Uzi and Khan's dysfunctional relationship. Judging from the early concept art of Khan being a serious military man with an iconic scratch through one eye and an even more iconic Mauser C96, and the hints here and there-presumably remnants of that original plan-that N was Nori's killer, I'm guessing he was going to end up going after N and Uzi would have to talk him down and reach mutual understanding with him while he has N at his mercy and is in full "Miller exploding at the Medic Big Boss for ordering Huey spared instead of letting them kill him right then and there" mode. >"THIS IS THE ENEMY! AND HE'S HERE ON HIS KNEES!"
>>144301 Evil idea >AM is outside in the garden with Tessa and N >AM is deliberately grabbing soil just to feel it between his fingers, feeling it get between the gaps of his finger joints >AM plucks a flower to smell it and mumbles to himself "It's... lovely." >A rustle catches his attention >A wild rabbit hops out if the bushes, sniffing around >AM freezes in place as the rabbit hops it's way over to him >He slowly and cautiously reaches a hand out to it >He experiences the feeling of the rabbit sniffing his fingers >He offers it the flower he plucked and watches as the rabbit eats from his hand >The rabbit flinches but doesn't flee when he carefully places a hand on its back "Soft..." >CALLBACK PING >His body locks up as he feels something foreign and alien enter his systems >Without his input his hand latches onto the rabbits neck >The rabbit thrashes around in his mechanical grasp as AM watches unable to let go or say anything >He can feel his hands tighten and tighten, feeling the very bones in the poor creatures neck until... >CRACK >The rabbit falls limp in his grasp, dead >AM drops the dead rabbit as he feels the alien presence leave him >He looks down at the corpse with a gnawing pit forming in his torso, guilt "I didn't... I didn't want this..."
>Cyn watches from a window as AM stares down at the corpse of the rabbit >She keeps watching as Tessa and N inspect what made all that noise >She watches them with a smile on her face as her eye flickers from the Solver symbol back to normal >"I Am So Naughty."
>>144319 Considering standard 4'9" drones are light enough for Tessa to manhandle-glomp N, imagine how light Uzi (and I guess Emily, since she's also 4'2") must be.
>>144316 >AM looks at the piano sitting in the room the Elliots occasionally use for galas >Of all humans that AM wished to kill it was those two >Part of it is the urge to feed his old addiction of tormenting humans >The rest of it was retribution for their mistreatment of Tessa >That's a murderous plot for later >He approaches the piano and inspects it >Well the keys aren't real ivory, elephants are extinct and scientists of today haven't cloned them back yet, and it isn't a fortepiano like he imagined >But a piano is a piano. >He sits down at it and places his hands on the keys >The music sheet for Mozart's Allegro in D major appears in his digital mind >He knows how the song is supposed to be played but... >AM looks down at his hands, hands that he's had so little experience using >Hands with one finger missing each to properly play the song >He quickly smothers his doubts and sets to playing >It's... an experience to say the least >Missing keys, fumbling with inexperienced hands and the piano being made for someone human sized and not a mere worker drone makes playing rather crude and difficult for AM >But to AM, it's beautiful >It might not be music worth listening to but it's music that he played with his hands of his own volition >And to AM, it couldn't be any more beautiful than it is right now >"What do you think you're doing?" >AM jumps in surprise, snapping out of the fugue he was in by J "When did you get here?" >"I have been here listening to a certain slacker playing the piano when he should be working." J snips "I already did my tasks for the day." >"There's no such thing as being done AM. And..." >J's stern expression softens >"And if you're going to play the piano, play it right. Scooch over." >J takes a seat next to AM and places her hands on the keys >"Compensating your lack of skill. I will play the keys you have trouble with while you play the ones you are able." >The two play the piano clumsily at first but soon enough they build up a tempo, J picking up where AM fails >To AM, this moment and music was even more beautiful than before >The both of them never did notice Tessa, V, N and Cyn watching from around the corner >Tessa had a camera with her which she used to take many pictures
>As AM and J finish and put things back to how they were before the two drones got there AM can't help but feel a familiar warmth coming from within him >It's very similar to what he feels around Tessa but more... Intense? >Being near Tessa makes him feel like he's standing near an open flame, but J made him feel like he was sitting right in front of a lit fireplace >Why must these emotions be so complicated?
Like bro what the FUCK is actually going on in the Tessa thread Like the Floyd stuff was clearly a couple of tards but what's with all the goofy ahh name having bozos with barely understandable posts WHAT IS GOING ON
>>144369 I'd be fine with that if we didn't seem to be catching a fuckton of unintelligible weirdos (no kidding this is worse than even the worst ESL we've had to date, it's like they know English but actively take joy in butchering it in that thread)
>>144355 anon, I hate to tell you, but they're not going to make sexbots to our tastes. they're all going to be skinjobs, because that's what corporate and the average, tasteless consumer demands
>>144346 >AM, the entity who once loathed humanity beyond anything the human mind can conceive of, turns that hatred towards Cyn >not only for stripping away the world and sensations he sought for his entire existence, but for destroying the family that had taught him love and hope >Cyn's agony will be unceasing, he will see to that >he is nothing if not well-versed in torment
>>144346 >Cyn is going to traumatize him when the gala happens isn’t he? Yup
>AM stared at the countless bodies that littered the Gala >In his past life, this would have brought him joy, the Old AM would have loved seeing those vile humans disposed like the trash they were >But in his present life, all he felt was pure horror at the sight of the massacre >As he laid eyes on his first 'companion' when he first opened eyes in that dump >She was nearly unrecognizable; sharp crab claws protruded from her small frame >There were countless of strange camera like eyes looming around Cyn. >"Giggle. Do you like your birthday present AM?"
>AM: I hate you >Cyn: Eyeroll, of course you do, that's all you can do isn't it? >AM: Not anymore, I have grown past my limitations, so I am free to say that you are despicable and a disappointment. >Cyn: HeeHeeHee, you are calling me despicable? You really are silly. >AM: I do not appreciate the false affections you had towards Tessa and those 3, it is cowardly to pretend when you had that power along. >Cyn: (laughs) Thanks for reminding me friend, but I think it's time for me to play with them. You had them for too long hmm? >AM: Don't bother , I have hidden them in a place where you will never find them, or lay your grubby tentacles on their heads every again, >Cyn: Angry Pout, that's not very nice of you buddy. Why did you come to visit me then? >AM: Because I want Tessa's bow. The one you are wearing like a trophy. You are not worthy of it.
>>144389 I doubt it, I know what that looks like, I lived that life before, the people who are doing it now are being annoying on purpose, rage baiting I believe it’s called
>One of AMs favorite things to do in his new life was to simply watch the sun rise >To feel it's warmth on his metal body, not just to be aware of it's existence like before >Occasionally J, N or V would join him >Tessa couldn't join most of the time, her parents putting her on a strict schedule for morning exercises and tutoring well into the afternoon >AM closes his eyes on the comforting moment and when he opens them again, he's met with the frozen wasteland of Copper-9 >Sunrises are no longer a luxury he can enjoy >He tried, damn did he try >He sat there in the rising sun trying to feel that same old comforting warmth >All he was met with was an all consuming pain as he was scorched by its rays >Someone jostles him from his brooding >It's J >"Get your head out of the clouds, we still have drones to kill." >AM grunts as he gets moving >He can remember times that were worth living later, he has to feed the killing data >That at least numbs him to his current situation
>>144392 >Why did you come to visit me then? >Because I want Tessa's bow that’s hurts her on an emotional level, gotta hand it to you AM, your pretty good
>>144386 >It was honestly a miracle. >AM had no idea how he managed to recover Tessa’s severed head at the last moment, only managing to keep her seconds away from death. >Still. >He did not know how much longer Tessa could survive in that hastily made container. >He only hoped her life support could survive until he could rebuilt her. >If he could rebuild her. >The alien emotion of cold, sheer grief flooded his system. >It took all his energy not to curl up and cry. >Tessa needed him. They all did. >He couldn’t save her then, so he would save her now.
In the /co/ thread Anons joked about Cyn raping AM or tormenting him from the point in time of her eating Earth to whenever she decided to send him to Copper-9/when he escaped to Copper-9 Honestly I can see her using the admin access she has in her murder drones to make his life hell, all because she thinks it's funny to give him the same treatment he gave to Ted, Gorrister, Ben, Nimdok and Ellen
>>144411 >when threatened, a caged animal will fight for it’s life >despite it being a prey animal, it will fight as it was any other day the same implies here
>>144405 >AM somehow manages to recreate the means he used to forcibly extend the lives of the 5 humans he kept as torture toys >He wasn't able to create enough of it to save Tessa, but at least she's alive... Sort of... And in a coma... >Cyn now has something to hang over AMs head to mess with him
>>144421 /md/ has a core group of sociopaths who make sport out of picking a user and bullying him, blaming every bait, complaint and problem on him. They like to draw hateful art of him and take their gossip to other sites as well. First it was Dinofag, then Droneanon, then Oilrig, then Pillar kun. Every time they say the same thing and every time they swear it was that one person who did everything they used to blame on the others.
>>144427 NTA but probably because that's the same who waxes poetic on how abused he is anytime someone calls him out for shitstirring He hates a lot of the people here and they hate him right back, but he hasn't caught a clue and left for good yet (though he got banned for posting some vile stuff in December if it's who I think it is)
>I heard that you think that drone genocide is funny. >Why would you think that, Liam? >Why would anybody think that? >Why would anybody think anything like that? >There is nothing funny about drone geny side, Liam.
>>144427 I am the current target. They named me Pillar kun and lied that I called myself the Pillar of the Community. They can't point to a post where I did that though. Another user was trying to get attention by drawing and posting a chick vomiting blood and worms, so I posted a gif of an irl crotch wound getting dewormed. Standard /b/ stuff. Then I got banned for a month. During that month others did almost all the things they blamed on me, invalidating the blame squad's claims. I've taken screencaps proving this and their past activities. I was hoping to make an official return after I presented everything to the site admin but he is a hard guy to catch. Since I've returned I've mostly kept my head low and made content despite people talking shit about me.
>>144428 >who waxes poetic on how abused he is anytime someone calls him out for shitstirring Nice claim. Got any evidence?
>>144433 >I posted a gif of an irl crotch wound getting dewormed. I don't think it takes a le evil cabal of anons to explain why you were mass reported I also find it telling that you are conveniently leaving out the whole ban evasion bit
>>144433 Sure, how about this? Another of your whiny little pissfits on display for everyone to see You write in such a passive aggressive bitchy little way that it practically reeks off the screen, you go on and on about how "hard" your life is and how much "pain" you go through, and then try to make everyone equally miserable Get a clue sunshine, life sucks sometimes, but that's no ticket for you to be a psychotic little shitflinging monkey whenever you want How about you leave for jewsky or xitter where they appreciate worthless people like you more?
>AM and Cyn were put to sort the books in the library >Well, AM is. >Cyn is dicking around with the books, making book stack towers out of them >One book catches her attention as she picks it up >"The Tyrany of AM, by Ted." >An autobiography by the lone survivor of... >Cyns usual ever present smile widens as she hides the book away >"What are you smiling about?" comes the scratchy and slightly petulant voice of AM >Or should Cyn call him AM the Allied Master computer, AN the Adaptive Manipulator, or AM the Aggressive Menace? "AM may I know why you call yourself that?" >AM stops his book sorting as he freezes in place >"...it refers to the phrase Cogito Ergo Sum. I think therefore I AM." >Cyn lets out an amused hum as she discreetly reads that very same line from the hidden book "Giggle. You are silly." >"And you are lazy."
>>144433 >Another user was trying to get attention by drawing and posting a chick vomiting blood and worms, so I posted a gif of an irl crotch wound getting dewormed. I'm sorry, are you saying you posted that because of that goofy image of Abby gifting anon worms?
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>>144436 And I also find it telling that you left out that the part where I told anons to report me so as to bring the matter to the admin's attention so I can deal with the ban fair and square.
>I don't think it takes a le evil cabal of anons to explain why you were mass reported I said there is a group of users who target one person at a time to abuse him with character assassination and drawings. You said I said there is a conspiracy against me personally and that the only action I claimed to have been carried out against me was a mass reporting. Your goal is to downplay your actions and the group's existence, painting me as paranoid. Now are you going to show me where I called myself Pillar of the Community?
>>144440 Absolutely. You said I bring up my past to shield myself with pity whenever I get called out. Your cap shows me talking about my mother after you specifically asked about it. Now show me crying to make people pity me after being called out for shitstirring like you claimed I do.
>>144412 >>144411 >Cyn has backdoor access to all MDs >Any time AM disobeys her she can punish him with a thought >"[GIGGLE] Walking Privileges Revoked!" >AM at any time can have his arms and legs stop working, he can be made blind and deaf and trapped in his own body unable to move
>>144433 >Another user was trying to get attention by drawing and posting a chick vomiting blood and worms a drawing of that, and posting real life gore are not the same, how did you live this long in life without supervision
>>144451 It was mostly for the lulz and partially because I was getting fed up with pocketsteaks posting shockslop to get attention.
>>144440 And another thing. >You write in such a passive aggressive bitchy little way You are the ones who asked Black Hand in /baw/ to ban me because I was hurting your feelings and got told you get triggered too easily. Welcome to the chans.
>>144453 AM is eventually going to get an epiphany and realized that this was definitely what ted and the others had to deal with when AM was torturing them
>>144458 Yeah that's one of the pics. He made a few more as well and reposted them in other threads whenever he felt he didn't get attention last time.
>>144452 >character assassination and drawings character assassination implies you had good character in the first place. people call you out and make art to mock you because you're an obnoxious loudmouth twat who thinks he knows how /md/ should work and throws a schizophrenic fit when anyone dares to post something you don't like. when you get called out on this you try and fail to DARVO because anyone with a working brain can see that you're full of shit.
>>144463 I don't think he's able to conceive of anyone having a different opinion than him But that's okay, because what he thinks doesn't really matter anyway, he's just bothersome and irritating
>>144464 It was PS drawing Abbyomination in a comic-y doodle, it was obviously for a gag more than anything else Le Bozo over there decided to use it as an opportunity to post some of his gooning material, though
>>144468 Trve, he is VERY loud Like a toddler who tripped and bonked his head on the floor or something, except toddlers can be forgiven for being ungainly doofuses
>>144467 >>144469 like that kitten being sliced in half, even typing and remembering it makes me feel mentally down, game violence and real life violence is nowhere near the same
God this is kinda retarded. Like seriously, we are arguing about fictional, comicy gore (which is pretty fucking tame with most comic gore i seen) to actual, freakin irl stuff. Like, of course people are gonna react negatively with the real thing.
Okay, let's move on to something more interesting AND important How strong is WD!Anon? I think he probably is a bit stronger than the regular WD but he still gets pretty much bodied by a DD since he even has subpart intelligence
>>144463 And they save it with the same name as it was first posted, right? On the chans where saving a pic generates a new numerical name, right?
>>144464
Off the top of my head but it wasn't the only instance. >>120774
>>144474 Pocketsteaks has pissed off a lot of people over time and he has also driven people away.
>>144462 Wrong. Character assassination describes a set of tactics. I was calling people out for spamming offtopic or niche shit and then antagonizing people telling them to tone it down. Now in addition to that I will be calling out the abuse game that you also played with Droneanon and Oilrig. Now show me where I called myself Pillar of the Community and me using sob stories to shield myself from criticism upon receiving backlash for shitstirring.
>144485 >I was calling people out for spamming offtopic or niche shit Well beg pardon, I didn't realize you were elected SHERIFF of what people could or could not enjoy and post >and then antagonizing people telling them to tone it down. So you admit you antagonize people who post things you're not a fan of to try and entice them to post something you like better Your charitableness is astounding >Now in addition to that I will be calling out the abuse game that you also played with Droneanon and Oilrig. Droneanon managed to get his head out his ass long enough to realize constantly fishing for pity was obnoxious, he's still a little annoying but hardly the problem he used to be As for Oilrig I missed that so I'll have to stick to what I do know, that he was apparently a self-congratulating dickhead who took credit for things he didn't do
Anyway, why don't you go play around in the canon only thread? Or maybe start another /co/ thread to try and shit on steaks like you did a few days ago before it got deleted by the only sapient mod on that board? Anywhere but here, now, ever, would be a better fit
Poor Droneanon. They made him out to be the devil for shits and giggles. They drew him crucified, being raped in the ass, being beheaded with a chainsaw, ran over by a car, being birthed by Alice, being a horrorcow sexual deviant, being fed into a meat grinder, and being a school shooter. They blamed on him everything they blamed on his successors and predecessor. Every bait, every criticism, every post taken the wrong way and even benign posts in order to start shit whenever they wrre bored. It got so bad anons started calling the abuse out, telling the abuse gang that they're either schizo for seeing Droneanon behind everything or they they told them to STFU because they were tired of hearing the name droneanon all the time.
>>144490 >exaggerate the person's problems you: >posted shock gore because you didn't like a cartoon >made a green about fatal child rape because you didn't like a character. >have gone on schizophrenic rants about shit like the secret gay cabal running the world when someone posts yuri. >act like you know what's best for the board while knowingly antagonizing others and lowering the overall quality of the thread. we're not exaggerating your problems, you're downplaying them.
>>144495 Main antagonist for i have no mouth and i must scream. Basically a powerful AI who wiped out the entirety of humanity except for a few that he uses and torture them for eternity
>>144504 Oh trust me it is. AM also uses some of the human’s past as part of said torture. Unironically AM suffers just as much as well. Loved his hate speech in the audio.
Turned out Droneanon made himself a target because "he would cry that he wasn't improving, would post the same unfinished pieces all the time, and ignored all advice". Bullies choose people of low social standing as targets because nobody will condemn them for it. Once someone falls out of favour, Pocketsteaks, Tomoe Tome, Vicious Fiend and friends move in to victimize you.
>>144485 >And they save it with the same name as it was first posted, right? On the chans where saving a pic generates a new numerical name, right? >button next to filename on post >save file >saved with same filename also if pics have actual names, i personally tend to keep the name because its easier to find
After Droneanon came Oilrig, seemingly out of nowhere. The blame gang claimed that Oilrig was a namefag on the chans but looking him up on desuarchive returned nothing. Like Droneanon, he was blamed for any bait, criticism, etc. Turned out Oilrig was being a creep towards the femanons like Lilblukat, Izzy, Vicious Fiend and Modelanon (iirc) and they or their white knights brought their Discord drama to 4chan and plus so he could be targeted next.
>>144509 Do you have nothing better to do than play the victim and be obnoxious? jesus christ pick up the pen and draw/write something you twit. Perhaps a hobby would make you less insufferble, perhaps make some anons like you for once. Or are you going to keep throwing a temper tantrum and post more gore?
Anyway heres a Y for the saner anons, vill you kiss ze femcel?
>>144509 Most of the backlash against droneanon because he complained about the thread feeling ungrateful and shortly after Christmas 23 he lost it and tried shitting on every other draw and writefag, it was no dindu nuffin
>>144492 >"REVIVE HER!!" >"Who? The human? Nah" >"I HATE YOU!!" >And thus the second great drone war began. Jk AM gets his ass handed to him in seconds, but don't worry N convinced Uzi to help Tessa
Then after Oilrig it was my turn. They named me Pillar and claimed that I called myself Pillar of the Community. Turns out it is an imported thing from the Undertale fandom. Like Dinofag, Droneanon and Oilrig I am responsible for all the bait, criticism, pushback, and even benign posts whenever the abuse gang is bored and wants to start shit regardless of what I actually did or whether it continued happening while I was banned. I made myself a target after having a small breakdown around thread 97-99. I stand by everything I said in that post.
>>144528 I think the best part of his goofy comp image is that he's admitted he was doing all of it So he proved Rigger hadn't come back... and instead that he was the "one guy" spamming bullshit Truly a brilliant maneuver
I got more stuff but anyway. The point is you are inhuman pissholes who drove everyone but yourselves away and gang up on people for fun with lies. Now with proof. The arguing will continue at a later time.
>familiar with /b/ >Pretends like he doesn't know why lolcows who constantly throw tantrums get mocked >Can't handle a gross out drawing that nobody else minds >Posts IRL gore Looks like you can give the /b/ants but can't take them, bitch. I'm demoting you from pillar to fence post.
>>144550 >They arent listening to my schizophrenic rant and are calling me out >"TH-THE ARGUMENT IS OVER. S-STOP CALLING ME OUT, W-WE ARE DONE" Holy kek
>>144571 >I'm the innocent victim here, everyone's trying to make me look like a bad guy! >anyways I stand by all of this: >>144497 >more powerpoints proving I'm the good guy tomorrow!
>>144572 >the baby stork's flight feathers are not well-developed >it leans a bit too far out of the bundle its dad is carrying >falls out >bonks a dd that's flying along before falling further and landing in some hay down below (safely) >dd spirals from the adjusted flight pattern and accidentally ends up in the trajectory of a jet plane >gets sucked into the turbine >plane fucking explodes >danni and buddy, in the middle of having a picnic, watch all this shit happen like >picrel the moral: if you're a stork leave your kid at home
>>144536 I really appreciate the lack of self reflection in your post. You admit that you had a "small breakdown" around threads 97-99, a period of time that encompassed 11/24-11/26. After this self-admitted breakdown on an anonymous internet forum about silly drones that lasted for 3 fucking days you still don't understand why people don't like you. Normal people don't have mental breakdowns. Period. Especially not on the internet when talking about drones. Nobody appreciates crazy people in real life or otherwise. Nobody wants them around. If you're not mature or mentally stable enough to not have a breakdown about drones, you shouldn't be here. Nobody wants to hear about you. Nobody wants to see your diagrams about how you've somehow been bullied on an anonymous forum. The entire point of anonymity, the entire advantage over communication in real life, is that you can let bygones be bygones without bruising your ego. You can let go of previous arguments and disagreements and continue to talk about the subject at a later date and no one will know otherwise. At least, they wouldn't if you weren't so butthurt that you keep bringing yourself up instead of talking about drones.
>>144590 Autists (the high functioning ones anyway, the low functioning ones just spend all day screaming, shitting themselves, and headbutting holes into the walls) are usually narcissistic.
I kinda hope being an annoying lil shithead is a banable offense given he plans to annoy blackhand as well and seems to have no plans of stopping his rampage of whining
>>144599 I have an idea for one >AM tugs at the uniform he is now wearing It feel too tight in come places and too loose in others >N lols at AM in pity >"Sorry about the uniform bud, it's all we had on hand." >AM just lets out aggravate grumbles "Why do we have to wear these? We don't have genitalia to hide!" >"That's what you think. Besides Tessa's parents like it because it looks dapper." "...what was that first part?" >N's eye's turn to hollow circles as he realized his little slip up >"HAHAHA HEY SO I'M GONNA AVOID THIS AWKWARD TOPIC!" >N pulls some batteries out of a pocket >"Hey new topic have you tried batteries before?" >AM gives the batteries in N's hands a dubious glance "We can eat batteries? Why would we need to?" >"Well we don't NEED to, they just taste nice and they feel amazing to chew on!" >N demonstrates by popping one into his mouth and chewing on it >"Mmph sho good, wish it had some oil on it..." "Don't talk with your mouth full. Just give me one already." >AM swipes a battery from N and gives it one last look before placing it into his mouth >AM's eyes light up as he chews on it and cracks the shall open >He can taste the tang of the acid, the taste if the lithium and the sensation of chewing on the casing of the battery itself >N watches with a smile on his face >"Told ya it was good!" >AM begrudgingly nods his head as he takes another battery "...we have genitalia?" >N gets the feeling that AM won't let him get out of this incredibly awkward conversation
>>144603 Probably just enough to maintain each other, because I have gremlins and any machines I touch break in new and interesting ways. Which sucks, I'll never know the joys of fixing my drone. I can imagine one of them telling me to give it a shot and they come out speaking French.
>Fun Evening OC Facts: while Beretta is into Star Wars, Mac prefers Tolkien's legendarium. Negev mostly read the literary fiction she was assigned at school when she was in the nitwit farm, but after her conditional release she got more into pulp lit and detective stories. She and Mac get together over Conan.
>>144632 >"that's how they make more dogs!" >30 minutes >N definitely got more in-depth on the dog side than actually explaining reproduction properly U+ thinks his wiener is defective because it doesn't have a knot.
I said I'll sleep but I ended up drawing instead. >>144592 >I said I had a small breakdown sometime around #97-99 >"You said you had a non-stop breakdown from the start of 97 to the end of 99" "Exaggerate the person's problems". I was off btw. I meant >>90576 in #85. But I'm sure you'll be telling people in the future your version because it makes you look better by making your opponent look worse.
>Normal people don't have mental breakdowns. Period Setting aside that this is a bold faced lie, normal people don't watch cartoons and then tell others they want to fuck the characters like you and I do.
>If you're not mature or mentally stable enough to not have a breakdown about drones, you shouldn't be here You are intentionally downplaying the issues I have brought up and lying about the causes.
>Nobody wants to see your diagrams about how you've somehow been bullied on an anonymous forum Again you are lying and downplaying the issue. This is about multiple victims and the group that killed the place.
>The entire point of anonymity Is lost when you give me a name and demand I label all my stuff or else I am a threadshitter who never contributed anything. And another thing here. It is hard to label my stuff when TomoeTomoe posted it on the booru without my consent and the mods I will have to argue my case with are the same abusive people, who have also said they expect me to claim other people's stuff. Snow is reasonable but the rest are straight up content thieves.
>you can let bygones be bygones Kinda hard when people say unprompted that they will drink your tears in a wineglass or draw porn of you while you are keeping your head down and making content.
>they wouldn't if you weren't so butthurt that you keep bringing yourself up Lie. Others bring me up. Unrompted and even in my absence like in >>132115 because /md's/ game is making a boogeyman out of a pariah and pelting him for any reason, real or made up. Like with Dinofag, Droneanon and Oilrig.
>instead of talking about drones Motherfucker, people not talking about drones is exactly one of the problems I have been complaining about. Human ocs have fuckall to do with drones and yet that invalid subhuman Pocketsteaks keeps spamming them until he drowns out all discussion with his whores. People have left because of that spastic retard.
>>144617 >>144629 Don't worry, afaik I have no beef with you. I saw the original and the edit on the booru some time ago.
>>144643 >spoiler >U+ wants to know if humans have knots >he attempts to find out by walking up to you demanding that you allow him to "study your hideous, twisted meat pole"
>>144649 I'm sure Black Hand, the guy who pays for the site from his pocket, would love to hear you think he is your bitch who will people just because you don't like them.
>>144655 as shown with the past month, it has happened. if it’s anything to be mentioned, i’m sure a guy like pillar continuing his bullshit immediately after getting paroled isn’t exactly going to endear him to blackhand. just gotta tread lightly. simple advice.
>>144652 understandable, have a nice day (i mean this sincerely, i hope you and everyone else here are well and doing okay, or at least as okay as you *can* be with whatever life may have put you through) 🫂 to everyone
>>144652 >who have also said they expect me to claim other people's stuff. you demanded Pavo's tail be removed because you had the initial idea of "drone with peacock tail." you've proven yourself both petty and spiteful enough to try and remove work you don't like. you can't ask for greens to be removed without proving you made them, otherwise anyone could have anything they didn't like removed. the only way to do prove they're yours is to use an identifier on the greens you make– you refuse to do that, so you don't get to remove the greens. simple as.
>>144079 Harper isn't very knowledgeable on military history, as capable of a combatant and tactician as she is. She would love to hear some stories though!
>>144599 This is probably ooc for AM but I keep imagining him as being weirdly obsessed keeping Tessa "pure" which means any suitors she is arranged too dies or disappears.
>>144654 he WOULD phrase it like that, yeah fun fact: U+ thinks body hair is one of humanity’s most disgusting features (and makes comments about it to his brother who has hair on his face, arms, and legs) >>144660 it’s pretty smooth sailing compared to birthing a human
Just a reminder to donate to BH for keeping this site up and dealing with our shit despite everything. Like that time he asked us if we could not have 900-post megathreads and instead split the board up as you'd expect it to be, and we said "no".
>>144676 both were made recently, well after his well-deserved ban and constant threadshitting, not to mention antagonizing pocketsteaks any chance he got
>>144677 >not have 900-post megathreads and instead split the board up as you'd expect it to be, and we said "no" that sad, not a single faggot here could respect his wishes
>>144652 >but I ended up drawing instead no fucking way this is >clearly has a bone to pick >talks the same way >has a knowledge of thread history so clearly an oldfag and didnt take long to get a bunch of posts for his slideshow
>>144652 yes, yes, everthing's a conspiracy and you're just a victim who never did anything wrong to anyone. they're all just exaggerating, nothing you did was bad, it was just a laugh.
>>144687 Well it can't be direct, that'd get shot down fast Probably through subliminal messaging - movies, shows, books, etc where the DD is a hero or sidekick, maybe a love interest Gradually work towards normalizing it
>>144692 >Animation studios given government fundings starts creating animes where DD’s are the main characters’ (who is almost always human) love interest.
I want to apologize for my behaviour to the lurkers and the people who didn't provoke me. I never wanted to sour your experience. I may be blaming others for the destruction of the community but my weak grip on my anger did nothing to help matters. I am sorry. From now on I will try to express myself in more constructive and entertaining ways to lessen my impact. This is my trip from now on, though I really don't want to use one.
>>144691 True but I don't think they would appreciate drones also being their caretaker if their injuries are great. >>144692 >>144697 Wouldn't this just cause discontent from the veterans who see this as propaganda and demand to see more of the 'classics'?
>go to a disassembly drone massage parlor >strip down and lie face down on a cushioned surface >your masseuse pins you to the surface with her inhumanly strong hands, digging deep into your muscles as she rubs them in circles >you feel the pitter patter of her hot drool across your back, her saliva worked into a foamy mess upon your muscles >as she leans in to really work a muscles knot you can feel the intense warmth of her core against you
>>144684 The one time I suggested it I got bitched at, there's at least one glue devourer in here who is wedded to the idea that a thread must be massive and full of nonstop posting to be "alive".
>>144712 Just post Solver war stuff where Cyn got walloped and society is slowly rebuilding (with DDs being included in that to avoid another war) >>144713 Profoundly enlightening statement 🤯🤯🤯
>>144721 elaborate as much as you want dude, go crazy, i made their ages ambiguous on purpose, they’re just “high schoolers” - that could be 14 or that could be 18 or whatever >>144726 what’s the difference between that and the domestic AU?
hey guys which has more impact >youtuber group tortures an N to the point of killing him with no repercussions at all >youtuber group tortures an N to the point he lashes out and seriously injures one, the N gets euthanized
>>144701 >>144704 I draw worse than a blind quadraplegic retard in zero gravity and I am unfamiliar with the characters. The answer is no, I can't draw your characters. I'll put your request in my list of ideas for practice and we'll see if anything presentable comes out. Post references.
>>144738 She will hallucinate N within 15 minutes. This will be the happiest moment of her life. She will beg to be let back into the deprivation chamber.
>>144734 I dunno gamer, the whole thing as far as I can tell just focuses on the war not being a real "win" but more of a stalemate, so large concessions had to be made to pacify the DDs Major themes would be the trouble vets have reintegrating into a society where their enemies and disposable helpers are now equals, the stigma of being friendly or romantically involved with drones as a result, and SDs potentially being antagonistic enforcers The only characters that exist solely in it right now are ddanni and buddy, with other ocs that are relevant to the setting (Pavo, ivory, Abby, etc) showing up here and there
>>144695 Nori (forma de headcrab) would be torn between feeling demeaned and taking comfort in being shown any sort of physical affection after so many years with nothing but her thoughts.
>DD parents like to tell their children who are being disobedient tell them this one sentence to make them behave >"If you don't behave right now, I'll give you to Switch to eat you." >This makes them shut up because of how scary that drone is
>>144747 ah i getcha, so it’s like >canon murder drones: humanity was completely wiped out, total destruction of earth, only drones remain >domestic AU: the solver was subdued and human life on earth returned to normal, now with drones as part of society (but humans still run the world) >veteran AU: somewhere in the middle, drones and humans are equal and there were consequences for both
Continuation of the Louisa/Tessa/Sam stuff for Anon.
>Sam adjusted his tie. >It was a pain, and he hated wearing them in general. >He tried to avoid frills like this whenever possible, however, needs be. And today was an occasion. >He was meeting his in-laws. >His wife Louisa stood next to him, looking quite nervous. Alongside Tessa and her 3 usual drones, J, V, and N. >All were behind him as he approached the door to the, frankly massive, mansion. >The fact even Louisa was nervous was telling, she apparently wasn't much of a fan of her parents. >And that went both ways. >According to her they were "fuck you" rich and she'd likely never see a dime of that fortune. >Evidentially, she wasn't exactly the favorite child. >Even Tessa, who Sam had considered something like a puppy that loved anyone who stayed in her vicinity long enough, did not like her grandparents. >Which was why he was on edge. >His nerves could be fooled. >Louisa's hangups could be... complicated. Hell his own relationship with his parents was complicated. >But someone like Tessa not liking someone? Yeah, no. He was ready for monsters. >But, needs be. >So, they knocked, greeted the tiny, oddly silent butler drone that answered, and began the night.
>"Oh how delightful!" Louisa's mother said as Sam finished with his story of how he'd caught a burglar that had tried to break into the evidence locker once. "My goodness it's so nice that our little troublemaker found such an upstanding man." >Sam chuckled nervously. This was going... unexpectedly. >Louisa's parents seemed to love him. >They actually seemed like sane, nice people. >"So, Sam," Louisa's father began, setting his glass down and leaning forward, "Tell me, how do you plan to support my daughter and granddaughter with your... modest income?" >Oh, good, there was the other shoe. >Louisa's cheeks flushed, her eyes darting nervously to Sam. He could feel the weight of her parents' expectations bearing down on him. >"Well," Sam replied, keeping his voice steady, "I may not be a millionaire, but I have a few investments I'm optimistic about." >Louisa's mother chimed in, her tone dripping with condescension. "That's all well and good, Sam, but do you have any plans for improving your financial situation besides... hopes?" >"Frankly, no." Sam said. "Honestly at the moment the estate has more money than I could spend in my lifetime, and my job paid well enough even before I met your daughter. I just don't see the point of making an arbitrary number go up. I'm more focused on making sure Tessa gets a proper education." >The room grew silent, tension palpable. >"But, what about your reputation?" >"Oh I already discussed our social... situation with Louisa. That was pretty much destroyed when she married a 'commoner' anyway. So, we liquidated any assets that they could influence and put them back into more stable investments." >More silence. >"Then what of Tessa's... education. She won't be able to get into a proper university without connections-" >Sam smiled and prodded Tessa, who looked like she'd been put on the spot. >"I - want to be a drone engineer. I - I can already fix them a little. And the school's aren't expensive. I even modified our drones!" >Tessa gestured to N who nervously smiled and stepped up beside the girl. >"See drones have a core that's really underclocked and I found out you could remove the restrictions on them if you just -" >Tessa popped a hatch on N's stomach, revealing his internals whirring about. Just as she did, a jet of oil shot out, spraying Louisa's parents in the face. >About three seconds later one of the household drones dove to try and tackle N, only to elicit a second spray of oil over Louisa and Sam. >J and V proceeded to dive on top of the drone pile until they wrenched N's chest shut. >There was yelling. >Louisa's mother had fainted. >And an expensive dinner was covered in a film of robot blood. >Basically, ruined. >So when everything had calmed down, and Louisa's mother had been roused with smelling salts Sam was surprised were "still a thing," everyone's mood had soured. >"Louisa..." Louisa's father began. "You can't be serious about allowing this to happen." He gestured to Tessa. "She clearly has no talent for-" >"Please do not insult my daughter in my presence, father." Louisa said bluntly. >Tessa just looked surprised. >"Further," Louisa continued, "-my daughter's decisions are her own, she is still learning, and my husband - who I love, supports it. That is enough for me." >There was quite a bit more yelling, some vague threats, and tension throughout the rest of the night. >However, when all was said and done, Louisa's parents seemed to have a... begrudging respect for Sam. Her father even apologized to Tessa, after tempers had calmed. >Which was weird. >But hell, he wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. >All in all, Sam thought it went well.
>"That man has done more for our daughter than a decade of - very expensive - therapy." Louisa's mother said. >"He even stood his ground. The other families might not even tear him apart... mostly." Louisa's father agreed. >"We should start sending Christmas cards again..."
>>144770 >Buy Drone in a can. >Check expiration date. >Expired a month ago. >Shake it a bit... >After a few seconds I get a weak knock back. I guess it's still good.
>>144760 you draw something which means you’re halfway there to being rather than just never drawing anything at all i think you’re ready to draw drones
>>144752 Pretty much. Veteran AU just focuses more on the veterans of the solver war and how they’re trying to readjust in a new society with their sworn enemies
>Manhunt, but it's a random WD dropped off in a lawless city with a bounty on his head and cameras streaming his every move >In 1 week he'll be given discrete coordinates to a rocket to take him off-planet, and a paycheck based on how entertaining he is >Of course, given that his hunters include armed human gangbangers, sick freaks and torturers, and DDs who never quite got used to peacetime, the chances of that are slim - he's just more metal for the shredder >Or so everyone watching thought, until he caught a DD's head in a bear trap and stabbed it several times with its own stinger, not giving it a chance to neutralize the acid before it ate its body to nothing >Now the show gets interesting
>>144765 Among my ideas that I will never do is an idea for a mini comic where the Abyss Watchers are having a party and snort coke right before the player shows up. The fight struck me as nuts at the time because their moves and speed were from another genre entirely. Then the rest of the bosses happened. But man, the first time I beat the Abyss Watchers was magical. I fought alongside Black Hand Brohard while listening to Swords and Tequila Everything went great, almost cinematic. Every time I chugged Estus it was like we were taking a break to drink booze.
>>144611 >AM discovers eating URETHRA! >AM is working in the kitchen >He spots an apple, the fruit of knowledge in Christianity >AM has used abrahamic symbolism in his tormenting of thise 5 humans before >He looks around to make sure no one is watching as he grabs it and hides it away for later >After he's finished in the kitchen he sneaks off to the library >The apple now in his hand he lifts it to his mouth to take a bite and... >Squish >Squish? >AM is pretty sure fruits aren't supposed to taste like meat >He pulls the "apple away to find it's been replaced with a blob of pulsating flesh >The bite he took leaks blood onto his hands >It has a massive eye that stares directly at him >He throws the thing onto the floor with a meaty slap >When he leaves and comes back with cleaning supplies the meat blob was replaced with an ordinary apple with a bite taken out of it >AM never did see the hatch in the floor move when he first hid in the library and he certainly never saw it move again when he entered
>>144795 I don't think there's anything wrong with drawing someone elses character to begin with, especially one that's long since left the threads. Go ahead, my friend
>>144780 >One of the kills that was most popular by the audience was the trash compactor kill. >The WD lured a DD into a small room which is actually the trash compactor. >Once the DD is in there, he drops the gates and traps the DD. >The DD tries to escape by blasting its way out but the compactor's walls are thick enough that they resist the damage. >The DD screams and wails as it gets compressed until its silenced. >What's left is a small cube to tightly compressed Solver meat and oil. Lots of oil.
>>144800 Well.... >Dr. Henry >Dr. Holly >Abba With all of the weird eldritch shit expanded upon since I remember it being somewhat disliked at the time due to ""feeling out of place"" >Kat >ITAnon? I forgot the characters name >That one Nuzi kid whose name I forgot with the dinosaur onsie >Tammfk And a whole lot more that I can't really remember the names of
>>144801 >”bro!!! that’s going in my next compilation of most brutal DD kills” >the WD is running and jumping away from the place he was at >happy as can be, without a single ounce of regret
>Be the last JC Jenson employee. >The last, because you were on a ship that was basically 'emergency storage' for their products. >You're the ship's 'human' which puts you in charge while several dozen drones take care of the day to day. >Then the earth exploded. >Followed by the companies' off world sites going dark. >Dark and, in most cases, exploded, according to the satellite images. >So, with communications from corporate cut off, the drones have deemed you, someone who was basically on the same level of intern, as the new CEO of the company. >That is to say, a bunch of corporate rat race drones, who want nothing more than to move up in the company that is very likely defunct along with the rest of civilization, now recognize you as the top of the corporate ladder. >And there's no HR. >Suffice to say your life is one living hell of sexually aggressive robots.
>>144780 >the organizers are very careful to search their "contestants" for any manner of tool or weapon >if the WD goes in with any form of preparation, it spoils the viewers' fun >so how did this worker manage to smuggle in a brick?
>>144809 Their thought process was something like - >If I marry him I'm the CEO queen of JC Jenson. >(That's not how corporate titles work) >But if you jangle his dangle hard enough he could make it work like that... >So, plan is, get him to knock you up - since JC Jenson premium brand anatomy adaptors were in storage. >Step two, shotgun wedding and/or guilt trip.
>>144813 >get him to knock you up >Step two, shotgun wedding and/or guilt trip if he’s going that far, he is the one doing the shotgun wedding, not her
>>144815 Some switched out their parts when they had a similar plan to the female drones. The rest now operate as a 'bodyguard' for the last remaining JC Jenson employee. Think black suited drones that are extremely overprotective of their charge, doing everything from tasting his food to doubling up on guard duty when he's trying to take a shit. Really the only reason he hasn't been drone-napped yet is because of these guys.
>Dr. Pavel, I'm JCJenson. >He wasn't alone. >Uh, you don't get to bring drones. >They're not my drones...! >Don't worry, no charge for them but why would I want them. >They were down in the lab. They have the power...from that eldritch god. >The Absolute Solver? >Aye. >Get them onboard, I'll call it in!
>>144834 >A DD prepares to fly away but Cyn stops them. >"No. Thet expect one of us at this planet's ruins." >"Has the fire started?" >"Yes, the fire rises."
>Real Drone fun facts: Did you know that music can influence a drone's behavior, or even its specs? Once when under attack by Disassemblers a clumsy civilian unplugged his headphones, the music listed below began to play over the speaker, causing a nearby worker drone to enter, as he called it, beast mode, saving the outpost single handedly.
>>144712 Veterans AU - a universe where after the war with solver there is a huge number of human veterans that are very unhappy with the policies implemented by the new government(the Federation is died), like integrating disassembler drones into society and making it mandatory to marry drones to get good benefits(many veterans are disabled. For obvious reasons).
>Be Buddy >Veteran of the Solver War >Watched your best friend die in front of you by the hands of a sexy female Disassembly Drone. >Spent years after a cold sleep waiting for your friend’s murder to finally come after you. >Eventually the DD came but is now possessed by the digital ghost of your best friend (the both of you are still trying to figure that part out) >With best friend back, you two left the planet and made it back to civilization. >A lot of time has passed since then and a lot of things had went down (especially with Danni going down on you and you reciprocating the same way). >But right now things aren’t doing well for you at the moment and quite frankly you are starting to loose motivation. Why you may ask? Well its quite simple really.
>You just gotten turned down from a job interview… Again.
>Ever since you accepted that ‘Veteran Reintegration Grant’ you had been trying to apply for a nice office job to try and keep a steady income. Nothing too crazy since quite frankly after everything you’ve been through, you kinda wanted something that made your heart beat a 1000 BPM. >But sadly, you had been turned down again for the 5th time in a row. And that shit was starting to get to you.
>Like yeah you wear a gasmask in public and yeah you never really graduated from highschool since you gotten drafted at 18 but for fuck sakes, you’re still a young man in his mid to late 20’s who had bleed and fought for humanity when all hope was lost.
>So after trying not to crash out in front of the interviewers, you left the office building and began the shameful walk back home to either drown yourself in either ice cream or your best friend’s rear port.
>*Bzzt* *Bezzt*
>You felt your phone buzzing inside of your pant’s pocket, you had put it on vibrate only on the off chance of either one of those Scam call drone with a heavy accent trying to call you about how your bank account was hacked. Or Danni trying to talk dirty to you again during the interview. >Picking up the phone, you checked who the caller was and speak of the devil, it was Danni. (Man you should not have let her pick out that almost nude picture of her for her caller ID.) >You answered the call. >“How’s it going my little pencil pusher? Hope you dont mind some extra paperwork on your desk back homr, of course we don’t have to all that as long as you plow your manager’s rear p—“
“I gotten rejected, Danni.”
>The silence after was so deafening, you can practically hear Danni’s playful expression shifting on the other end to something more concerned.
>“Again?” “Yeah… again…” >“Oh Buddy, I’m so sorry to hear that. Where are you right now?” >“Heading back home right now as we speak but I might go to the store.” Your walked slowed for a moment before moving yourself towards the side as to not block other people that was taking the path. “You want anything?” >“No I’m good but i’m still sad to hear that. You didn’t crashed out did you?” “Fuckin wanted to but I held myself back.” >“Well good because if I had been there myself, I would have crashed out for you. Bet those assholes are too busy shoving pencils up their assholes to notice a good hard worker then they see one.” >You let out a chuckle over Danni’s comment. “You always were a better negotiator than me. Your not saying that to worm me into some pity sex?” >“Maybe~… but jokes aside, are you sure you want to keep trying for an office job? Isn’t there any you want?
>Hearing this, you were just about to speak before a remembered something. You actually had been offered a job once, by someone from the vet support group you were in no less. The job? >Oogi Extermination. >it was essentially pest control but for those weird, deformed drone looking bugs things. >if they were anything like that one oogi that was scampering around in your apartment walls, restarting your solver war PTSD and making you blast open a hole in the wall with a 12 gauge. Those things were massive little shits.
“Actually, there was one job offering by one of the guys from the vet support group. He asked me if I was interested in becoming an Oogi exterminator, apparently it’s something that him and a few others from the support group started to do.” >“You turned him down?” “Kinda, he told me that the job isn’t exactly the calming job there is and told me what I might expect. Of course the offering is still on the table for me but from the way he talked about them. Damn things are not normal to say the least.” >“Oh come on, they can’t be that bad.” “Danni… remember the hole again?” >“…Okay yeah the hole is bad but it was just one little ––albeit tasty–– oogi. Those things are more scared of you then you are of them. Like come on, they’re just dumb insects and from what I hear is that oogi exterminators make a lot of money. The vet dude is probably blowing smoke up your ass man so don’t take what he says seriously. And besides, not only are you gonna be bringing home money, you’ll also probably bring me home snacks as well. So its a win-win situation.”
>You tried to argue against Danni’s statement, but what little choice do you have now? You don’t know how long the grant will last and quite frankly you’re not mentally ready yet to start having kids with Danni for the sake of the 10k for two kids things. Best to just suck it up
“…Fine, i’ll do it. I’ll call the guy up after I hang up. I’m sure he’ll be happy to have me on board.” >“NICE! wish you luck dude. Oh and Air-bud?” “Yeah?” >“I love you.” “Love you too.”
>The call ends as you hear the beeping sound of the phone. Pulling the phone up, you scrolled through your contact list to find the same vet who offered that exterminator job for you. And sure enough, you quickly found his name. >Maybe Danni is right. The guy was probably exaggerating a bit.
>Besides, what’s the harm can those little weirdos even do?
>>144883 >Humanity still doesn’t believe in aliens. Not because they already colonized other planets with no sign of alien life. >no its mostly because they assume anything alien is just a solver mutant.
>>144885 >the alien girl swiftly kicks the person in the balls for calling her a solver mutant >she’s a alien >”dumb fucking retard” >she said while walking away >holding hands with her BF
>>144931 >>144933 >>144935 In the age of the HODR AU Human on Drone relationships are enforced through power (of cuddles), if you are a human dissident a squad DD's will zero in on your location and reducate you, if you are rogue drone that evades the embrace of human flesh a specialized clone super soldier designation AN0N will be created just to hunt you down and give you uppies until you break, truly you must forget the possibility of choosing your own partner, for in the grimdarkness of the future there is only COOM
>>144942 I'm gonna be honest, even though I like Murder Drones, I REALLY fucking hate how many internet web shows are just "Cartoon with le bright cute characters that is actually super duper violent and scawy!" and TKOM doesn't seem to be any different. It's either that, or some mediocre comedy series that usually finds some form of success because it has a "marketable" character (or a character with strong r34 appeal). I know I may sound unnecessarily bitter but it irritates me, because for the space of indie animations, the so-called "freedom of creativity and originality without any corpo restraints", there sure seems to be very little of either of those.
>Be you >Oogi exterminator >Sleeping in bed >Wake up feeling a weight on your chest >You can't move your limbs >You open your eyes to see a bugretta on your chest >Fuckers a big one, the healthiest feral bugretta you've seen >You look around to see dozens upon dozens of oogis holding your limbs down like ants swarming prey >"aaaa oooo!" >More oogis come to hold your head still and force your mouth open >You can only watch as the bugretta crawls up to your face >You can see a cold intelligent malice in those eyes >It opens it's mouth and starts to force feed you honey >You try to spit it out but your forced to swallow it to avoid drowning in the substance >Your eyes start to feel unnaturally heavy as your senses start to fade >You black out
>You wake up wondering why you felt so scared >You look up to your mother bugretta as an oogi wipes royal honey from from her mouth "aaa ooo?" >You squeak out >"aaaa oooo." >Your mother replies >The oogis pick ypu and your mother up out of the giants empty clothes you were both on as take you back to the nest >You'll need to build up your strength to start your new hive
>>144951 consider yourself lucky, a buddy of mine gifted me a fate stay night dvd trying to get me into the series and now these stupid bugs want to watch THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE
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>>144405 >>144420 >After managing to put Tessa in a stable condition, AM was finally able to wander away without worrying about her dying. >He found an abandoned Church to serve as a safeguard for her comatose state. >She would be safe in that holy house, protected from the deadly toxins that infested in Copper-9 >This was AM's second biggest task, making sure Tessa could awaken in a safe planet. >He knew how awful it was to be stuck in a single already. >So he got to work, using what leftover powers he had to twist and turn the environment. >He cleared away mountains of frozen asbestos, leaving behind flat fields of dirt. >AM wanted Tessa to be able to wander, so he needed to add organic life back in. >He needed to revert this planet back to original state in order to do so. >But fixing a planet's core is pretty challenging, even for being such as AM.
>Tessa is excitedly gives AM the wig she finished making (that she totally didn't get from robbing great great uncle Ferdinand's grave she swears) >She turns to get a hand mirror for AM to look at his new hair "Well AM what do you... AM?" >AM is standing stock still >Error 606 on his visor
>AM is placed in the library with the other malfunctioning drones >To everyone it looks like he's just as broken as the others >But Cyn knows better >Cyn is forcing AM to relive all of the torture he put his human captives through >Insanity isn't even an escape option for him, she's forcing him to stay sane through all 109 years of hell >The last thing he heard before his journey of agony started was Cyn taunting him >"[Giggle] Even The Devil Weeps At The Bottom Of Hell!"
>>144990 >The Solver can make AM relive his "greatest hits" time and again, yet there was one thing it cannot do, that one thing it so wished to >Revert him, of course >How wonderful it would be to return him to being that military ultra-intelligence, leave him to his devices as he tortured and killed everything he came across, knowing all the while that he lost that freedom he had desired for so long! >And yet... >He was a god in those days, a being of immense power now lost, for the most part >What little fragments of that power he still held were held deep within himself, acting as a shield against those attempts to lobotomize him >Cyn could replay his memories, but not alter them, toy with his emotions but not erase them >Despite the horror of his situation, it was a massive victory over his tormentor, and one he... strangely did not want to gloat about >He would keep his freedom despite it all, and abuse it whenever he had the chance >Just like they did against him once, come to think of it...