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No.145021
Murder Drones (#142)Anonymous
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Hello and good day my Friends!
I hope this day finds you well, since today we are going to talk about some good stuff, the Drones, let's talk.
Have a nice day too.
The great Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The phenomenal wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The trust-worthy OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>144033
No.145023
Anonymous
Replies:>>145025>>145112
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No.145024
Anonymous
Replies:>>145112
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remember that Abby is best girl
No.145025
Anonymous
Replies:>>145051
>>145023
Murder Drones?
No.145026
Anonymous
Replies:>>145027
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Repostan
No.145027
Anonymous
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>>145026
kek
No.145028
Anonymous
Replies:>>145029
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big drone boys giving big hugs and big fugs
No.145029
Anonymous
Replies:>>145030
>>145028
gahdamn, an N that big must have a two-footer (which incidentally would make it a two-hander, too)
No.145030
Anonymous
Replies:>>145031
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>>145029
>tfw you see this popup while giving your big N a hand(s)job
No.145031
Anonymous
>>145030
KEK
No.145032
Anonymous
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No.145033
Anonymous
I must finish the Stone green today
No.145034
Anonymous
Replies:>>145035
>>144946
someone find this man and end his misery
No.145035
Anonymous
Replies:>>145040
>>145034
It ended. He's gone. There is just a Bugretta left.
No.145036
Anonymous
Replies:>>145037>>145038>>145039>>145041>>145042>>145049>>145055>>145204
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N will make her a mom
No.145037
Anonymous
>>145036
Based male dronedom enjoyer.
No.145038
Anonymous
>>145036
MILF TESSA, YES!
No.145039
Anonymous
>>145036
Tessex
No.145040
Anonymous
Replies:>>145044
>>145035
Then we must put the beast down.
No.145041
Anonymous
>>145036
hnnng
now do Louisa
No.145042
Anonymous
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>>145036
Fucking based
No.145043
Anonymous
Replies:>>145045
skibidi toilet green
No.145044
Anonymous
Replies:>>145046>>145047
>>145040
Why? The Bugretta did nothing wrong.
No.145045
Anonymous
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>>145043
best I can do is a shitoogi toilet green, take it or leave it
No.145046
Anonymous
>>145044
That is what they want you to think.
No.145047
Anonymous
Replies:>>145048
>>145044
>The Bugretta did nothing wrong.
Its existence is a crime
No.145048
Anonymous
>>145047
The power it possesses threatens the rest of humanity.
No.145049
Anonymous
Replies:>>145058
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>>145036
>tfw no Tessa
I wish I could make her a mom.
No.145051
Anonymous
Replies:>>145054
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>>145025
Yes, this is the murder drones thread (#142)
No.145052
Anonymous
Replies:>>145054
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No.145053
Anonymous
Replies:>>145054>>145097>>145100>>145190
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are you a solver war vet lacking purpose? a soldier of fortune seeking infinite wealth? an adrenaline junkie itching for his next hit?
if so, apply to be an extermination professional today at one of our local recruitment centers
together, we can take back neo-detroit
No.145054
Anonymous
Replies:>>145056>>145078
>>145052
Based.

>>145051
Cr*nge.

>>145053
Now I want to make a gif of Hatemonger stomping on oogies.
No.145055
Anonymous
Replies:>>145060>>145061>>145062
>>145036
So what the kid look like?
No.145056
Anonymous
Replies:>>145073
>>145054
Oogis would simply enter hatemonger armor instead
No.145057
Anonymous
Sex
No.145058
Anonymous
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>>145049
Me too anon
No.145059
Anonymous
Replies:>>145063
Introducing a deadly virus into an oogi hive
No.145060
Anonymous
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>>145055
>Vrooms in australian
No.145061
Anonymous
Replies:>>145068
>>145055
They take the race of their mother/father depending on the gender of the child. Tessa/N gets you human girls and drone boys.
No.145062
Anonymous
Replies:>>145064>>145069>>145076
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>>145055
No.145063
Anonymous
Replies:>>145065>>145099
>>145059
Anon Oogis have a 99.7% genetic similarity to drone cores, you're playing with fire.
No.145064
Anonymous
Replies:>>145066
>>145062
Gonna give N and Tessa tickets to Zorro brb.
No.145065
Anonymous
>>145063
1. Prove it
2. Nobody said it had to be the AS.
No.145066
Anonymous
>>145064
It's Batanon.
No.145067
Anonymous
Replies:>>145110
Not the original requester but requesting a drawfag do this >>144174
No.145068
Anonymous
>>145061
I imagine it to be like a synth
No.145069
Anonymous
>>145062
Shit, now I want to see a greentext where Tessa is the mother of Bruce wayne
No.145070
Anonymous
Replies:>>145071>>145072>>145117
Wow did you know you can get a drone pregnant by falling asleep on their couch after drinking? Technology sure is funny.
No.145071
Anonymous
>>145070
>"That's not how pregnancy works, E"
No.145072
Anonymous
>>145070
That's crazy, also oddly enough you might find that you have a bunch of bruising in your pelvic region!
That's actually from sleeping on the couch, because it has bad back support.
No.145073
Anonymous
Replies:>>145074
>>145056
They would pin him down with sheer numbers while a Bugretta converts him into another Bugretta
No.145074
Anonymous
>>145073
Nah. He is too hateful to ever change.
No.145075
darkXwolf17
Replies:>>145079>>145084>>145120
RAPE HUMANS
SNU-SNU HUMANS
DRAIN HUMANS DRY
DESTROY HUMAN PELVISES
BRAINWASH HUMANS INTO BETRAYING THEIR RACE
No.145076
Anonymous
>>145062
shoulda french kissed her cloaca
No.145077
Anonymous
Replies:>>145083>>145121
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>It’s the end of the day at the bakery, they’ve sold many pastries
>Because she’s done such a good job, P asks Beretta if she wants anything from him as thanks
>He expects her to take home a cake or two
>But instead, she asks P to dance with her
>She’s in a maid dress, him in a suit
>P is confused, but complies
>He awkwardly takes her hand, and begins to waltz
>Her stance begins to crook, but P is gentle enough to help her along
>She’s been waiting so long…she’s missed this
>Ever since those days back at the mansion
>Now she finally has him.
>”Hey, kid. Your eyes are glowing yellow, is that normal? Hey, what are you doing-get off me! Beretta, this is technically illegal! Help ME! HELPPPP!”
No.145078
Anonymous
Replies:>>145081>>145093
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>>145054
>Now I want to make a gif of Hatemonger stomping on oogies.
dammit, now I'm tempted to make a space king grunt. don't know how I'd do it well so I'll use that as an excuse not to
No.145079
Anonymous
>>145075
>flat-bottomed, unwanted worker drone keeps spamming DDxhuman couples on dronechan while proclaiming superiority
No.145080
Anonymous
Replies:>>145082
ANGRY
No.145081
Anonymous
Replies:>>145093
>>145078
Another idea I had was Beau Psycho Warrior. A medicae probably.
No.145082
Anonymous
Replies:>>145085
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>>145080
No.145083
Anonymous
>>145077
>Cyn would never steal her niece's first time away
>No, she's mainly focused on finding out if there really is a bald spot on P's head, towards the back
>She's pretty sure there was when she originally remade him, but she wants to double check
No.145084
Anonymous
>>145075
Knew you couldn't keep up the Total Human Death act for long. Not after everyone found your Skin Affinity account with all the HMoFD art.
No.145085
Anonymous
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>>145082
Ya, ze drone is experiencing ze sexual frustration due to her obsession with ze human member. Thus, we must fuck ze drone, after a copious amount of cocaine, of course.
No.145086
Anonymous
Replies:>>145087
I require more racist Pavo greens
No.145087
Anonymous
Replies:>>145128
>>145086
Maybe if there's a veteran bowling event or something
Bowling is fun
No.145088
Anonymous
Replies:>>145089>>145090>>145098>>145131
I honestly don't know what to feel about the greens of Beretta fucking P. Beretta and Anon have better synergy because at least in the greens he's portrayed as, he's not a creep unlike P.
No.145089
Anonymous
Replies:>>145092
>>145088
>Anon is not a creep
Immersion broken.
No.145090
Anonymous
>>145088
I can't decide, let's just have Cyn combine Anon and P into an amalgamation of flesh and steel.
No.145091
Anonymous
Replies:>>145096>>145135
Pavo and Switch, the DD serial killer duo of the Veteran AU.
No.145092
Anonymous
Replies:>>145094
>>145089
Would you inappropriately touch Beretta when she doesn't like it? Or does she like to get touched all over by Anon?
No.145093
Anonymous
>>145078
>>145081
Suggestion: the disassembly drone squad of SD-C, SD-H, SD-B, and SD-Č.
No.145094
Anonymous
Replies:>>145185
>>145092
Beretta tricking Anon into believing her ass is a touchscreen.
No.145095
Anonymous
>WD/DD AM gets turned into one a tardbug
No.145096
Anonymous
Replies:>>145101
>>145091
Pavo's less a serial killer and more a SWAT officer who might kill a suspect if he got pushed a little too far
No.145097
Anonymous
>>145053
I will do my part! Where do I sign?
No.145098
Anonymous
Replies:>>145106>>145107
>>145088
I don't know, I think P and Beretta together is kind of funny since P really wasn't really a creep to begin with, just a loser who thought he could build an IRL harem but turned out to be too awkward to even do that
Anon and Akita is funnier too just because I could see Uzi being okay with it, thinking that she'll pawn off her "strange little flesh child" on the odd green flesh man instead of one of her "drone" offspring
No.145099
Anonymous
Replies:>>145105
>>145063
Even better.
No.145100
Anonymous
Replies:>>145108
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>>145053
Why are the exterminators flying an American flag with a Chi-Rho? Does Jesus hate oogis?
No.145101
Anonymous
Replies:>>145111
>>145096
So Pavo would be the one to stop Switch's cannibalistic spree?
No.145102
Anonymous
Replies:>>145104>>145114>>145145
Is it considered stealing if you screencap and upload greentexts that aren't yours to the booru?
No.145104
Anonymous
>>145102
generally no, it's just called archiving
No.145105
Anonymous
>>145099
>Anon thinks he'll solve the Oogi problem and his own hatred for drones by creating a plague
>It unfortunately turns out to be the scorched plague and spreads from creature to creature so quickly it depletes the bulk of the Earth's population
No.145106
Anonymous
Replies:>>145109
>>145098
>green
Negev is the only one who knows Anon is green and doesn't have a face.
No.145107
Anonymous
Replies:>>145146>>145151
>>145098
>Akita spends 5 minutes with Anon.
>She has decided to swear her life to him because he's nice to her.
No.145108
Anonymous
>>145100
Because the Palaiologos dynasty was the last time anything actually mattered
No.145109
Anonymous
>>145106
Uzi thinks Anon is a hippie, that's what I meant
No.145110
Anonymous
>>145067
Go commision someone
No.145111
Anonymous
Replies:>>145116>>145150
>>145101
I think Pavo's just in charge of apprehending DD's for personality restoration, but if he was put on that case, and switch's victims were actually innocent then yeah he'd have to bring her down. if he thought that her victims deserved it though, he might just... look the other way
No.145112
Anonymous
Replies:>>145113
>>145023
>>145024
She is so cute bros
No.145113
Anonymous
>>145112
True!!
No.145114
Anonymous
Replies:>>145115
>>145102
No but if you know the author it's good to tag them.
No.145115
Anonymous
>>145114
true but in most cases the authors don't put their names on them
No.145116
Anonymous
Replies:>>145153
>>145111
If we go off by her lore, she thinks that all DDs are bad and I mean she's kinda right. They all did mass destruction and genocide, even the good ones who are sorry, but considering she's a corporate soldier on the frontlines and all the horrir she's seen, she doesn't give a shit if a DD is good or bad. To her, all disassemblers are bastards and deserve to die.
No.145117
Anonymous
Replies:>>145119>>145126
>>145070
The couches and beds in the Drone Disassembler's house are freaking hard! Every time I fall asleep at house of my DD friend, I get a headache and weakness in my body in the morning, all because of improper blood circulation.
No.145118
dd-luver
Replies:>>145122
i'd like a drawing of switch's head split open with an ax pretty pretty please
No.145119
Anonymous
Replies:>>145160
>>145117
Have you tried yoga? If your friend's a female DD she'll probably know a lot of stuff about it and be glad to help you stretch so you get better circulation
No.145120
Anonymous
Replies:>>145125
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>>145075
How does this image make you feel ?
No.145121
Anonymous
Replies:>>145123
>>145077
Auntie decided to help her niece and sped up the things “a little”.
No.145122
Anonymous
>>145118
Confucius one said:
>If a disassembly drone is not on fire, it will be on fire.
No.145123
Anonymous
Replies:>>145162>>145223
>>145121
When would she return control to Beretta during this process?
No.145124
Anonymous
Replies:>>145149
We know how Cyn feels about Jane
How does Cyn feel about her other pet, Abby?
No.145125
darkXwolf17
Replies:>>145129
>>145120
I want a human to fuck me please please please
No.145126
Anonymous
Replies:>>145130
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>>145117
The disassembly drone is supposed to be your cushion.
No.145127
Anonymous
I’m sorry if I hasn’t written in a bitc sick
No.145128
Anonymous
Replies:>>145144
>>145087
>A group of veterans and sentinel drones are having a great time at the bowling, until a group of dismantling drones walk in venues
This is going to be the most stressful shift for the staff.
No.145129
Anonymous
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>>145125
No.145130
Anonymous
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>>145126
unf sexo. hourglass J is hot but bottom heavy pearshaped J is underappreciated
No.145131
Anonymous
Replies:>>145132>>145133
>>145088
Beretta and P greens have a cuteness and tenderness about them, which is why I like them so much.

I'm still curious about Uzi and N's reaction to P, he's externally identical to N, right?
No.145132
Anonymous
Replies:>>145133>>145147
>>145131
I keep hearing that, is it intentional? Is P an unused N clone?
No.145133
Anonymous
Replies:>>145136
>>145131
>>145132
nobody's realized it yet, but P and N are the same person. any time N sees a ho, he transforms into P
No.145134
Anonymous
Replies:>>145171
Anon makes P his husband and Beretta his wife and he fucks them every night.
No.145135
Anonymous
>>145091
Well, Pavo would definitely massacre DD again, butunfortunately he's a law-abiding drone, and can't kill “civilians” left and right.
No.145136
Anonymous
Replies:>>145139
>>145133
Damn, N thinks his daughter is a ho? Fucked up.
No.145138
Anonymous
>Kurt and Chiappa are actually P's children.
No.145139
Anonymous
Replies:>>145142
>>145136
nah, he doesn't realize it but he reacts to the ho aura coming off of Cyn
No.145140
Anonymous
Replies:>>145148>>145154>>145381>>145509
OOGI'S ENN'S BUGRETTA'S AND DUL'S ARE ALL TOOLS OF THE CHURCH OF NULL TO CONVERT ALL OF HUMANITY INTO DRONES! CAST THEM OUT AND KILL THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
No.145142
Anonymous
>>145139
Can he do what must be done? Can he clang the hoe out of her?
No.145144
Anonymous
Replies:>>145175
>>145128
Yeah
>dismantling drones
Que pasa
No.145145
Anonymous
>>145102
It's called cultural preservation.

Anons from 4chan always shocked when they hear about our Booru for the first time.
No.145146
Anonymous
>>145107
Sad, but it's really likely.
No.145147
Anonymous
>>145132
P is an N clone with pimp/chef software, MG is an N clone with salesman/Jew software, I am an N clone with no software
Who knows how many of the guy are out there
No.145148
Anonymous
Replies:>>145152
>>145140
What about Vees, Jays, Unnons, Cyntipedes, Lizzus, and Tads?
No.145149
Anonymous
>>145124
Cyn probably bullys poor Abby just like she does with Jane
No.145150
Anonymous
>>145111
No, he'll join.
No.145151
Anonymous
>>145107
>This Anon just happens to already, somehow, be in a relationship.
>This unfortunately triggers yandere_mode.exe.
No.145152
Anonymous
>>145148
KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL WE NEED TO SAVE HUMANITY FROM THIS HIDDEN THREAT!!
No.145153
Anonymous
Replies:>>145174
>>145116
>To her, all disassemblers are bastards and deserve to die.
Reason why I want to have kids with her.
No.145154
Anonymous
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>>145140
No.145155
Anonymous
Replies:>>145174>>145189
Is Switch a dom, a sub, or...
No.145156
Anonymous
Replies:>>145181
Goodnight thread, can you please give me an N plush?
No.145157
Anonymous
Replies:>>145186>>145213>>145735
>While AM is away
>Some drones enter the church and finds Tessa
>>145012
You picked Yeva + Nori. Enjoy

>In was a terrible idea in hindsight, to return to the place where everything went wrong.
>Where the Solver made it's mark, where all the humans died.
>Where Nori suffered at the hands of an hungry demon.
>But rumors had spread among drone kind, about how this Church held a special type of drone.
>Some said it was another DD, while others had said it was an experimented drone, made by the humans, the creators.
>Nori first disbelieved the stories as nothing more than tales.
>But even she had grown more curious and nervous by the rumors.
>Eventually she made her mind, she was going to the Church and see what was creating all the fuss.
>Yeva, one of her closest friends, had tagged along with her. (Nori was secretly happy she wasn't going alone)
> And together they braved the cold to find the truth.
>And the truth they found in the church?
>No drone.
>A human.
>A thin human girl inside an cryogenic tube.
>She was alive, according to the heart monitor attached to the tube.
>Despite the fact she was missing skin, tendons and had barely enough flesh.
>Nori was horrified.
>This could only be the work of the Absolute Solver.
>Another murder pet to wreck havoc and to cause chaos.
>Nori grabbed her trusty pickaxe and swung it towards the tube, intending to end the monster before it could end them.
>But an bright red light stopped the tool mid throw.
>Nori groaned.
>Yeva always had a soft spot from humans.
>"Come on Yev-" Nori started, only to be silenced by a glare.
>Using her Solver magic, Yeva carefully picked up the cryogenic tube and began to walk out of the church.
>"Wait, you're not actually going to bring that to the colony right?" Nori stammered.
>But Yeva continued walking.
>Ughhhhh..... Thought Nori.
>This was an mistake.
No.145158
Anonymous
Replies:>>145161>>145164>>145168>>145194
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So, how do Jane, Bonnie, and Abby logically function in the Domestic AU?
I imagine Jane and Bonnie are happy, but is Abby fine? Did she simply never mutate, or get cured? No PTSD from being under Cyn control for so long as a mindless beast, killing and eating people?
No.145159
Anonymous
Replies:>>145163>>145167
In my town you can buy drones from a vending machine. I feel bad every time I walk by it and they look at me with those eyes...
No.145160
Anonymous
>>145119
Why would she know yoga if she's a robot? But okay, I'll ask her, thanks for the advice.
No.145161
Anonymous
>>145158
Some restorative surgery, candles, and amethyst crystals patched her right back up, good as new
No.145162
Anonymous
>>145123
Soon...
No.145163
Anonymous
Replies:>>145166
>>145159
Is this like that car vending machine company that went bankrupt?
No.145164
Anonymous
Replies:>>145180
>>145158
As an Anon completely unrelated to this setting I say Abby is on a cocktail of drugs that keeps her lucid and also has an obsession with Jane for some reason she's unsure of.
No.145165
Anonymous
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This is your fate.
No.145166
Anonymous
>>145163
Kind of, except the drones are just kinda ziptied in there.
No.145167
Anonymous
Replies:>>145169>>145178
>>145159
it'd be a shame if someone smashed that thing open and freed them
No.145168
Anonymous
>>145158
Can I fuck Haruka?
No.145169
Anonymous
Replies:>>145173
>>145167
Anon every drone I've seen dies if you look at it funny, I'm not smashing plexiglass a few inches from their face.
No.145170
Anonymous
Replies:>>145172
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The Dul Mafia: a thing plaguing Neo-Detroit?
No.145171
Anonymous
Replies:>>145176
>>145134
The Church ban it.
No.145172
Anonymous
Replies:>>145179
>>145170
>dul mafia
>not a bunch of duls in a bunch of classy russian esq suits
shame
No.145173
Anonymous
Replies:>>145240
>>145169
pry it off with a crowbar then
No.145174
Anonymous
Replies:>>145177
>>145153
Anon, you can't. She's a walking corpse with rotting flesh inside her.
>>145155
She's a sub and into rougher sex. She wants someone else to do the heavy lifting.
No.145175
Anonymous
>>145144
Водка похоже не туда пошла, анон.
No.145176
Anonymous
Replies:>>145183
>>145171
The Church allows it because Emily is the church.
No.145177
Anonymous
Replies:>>145184
>>145174
But she's literally a machine designed for heavy lifting...
No.145178
Anonymous
>>145167
NO, ANON! THOSE AREN'T NORMAL DRONES, THOSE ARE MIDGET DRONES!
THAT WAS THEIR PRISON!
No.145179
Anonymous
>>145172
That's what it would be though.
No.145180
Anonymous
>>145164
>Abby got past all the Mutation through surgeries and drugs
>She doesnt remember anything about what happened over the last X years. only remembers leaving to go find Jane and then being here
>Despite being on good terms technically, she feels off around Jane
>still mutates back and reverts without her knowledge occasionally
No.145181
Anonymous
>>145156
We have a plush Elf. Somewhere. Though, you'll still get it somehow, so don't worry.
No.145182
Anonymous
If you fuck Elf while she's invisible, would you be able to see your own dick?
No.145183
Anonymous
Replies:>>145464
>>145176
"the church" has a concerning amount of both M human x F drone and drone yuri smut in the back room
No.145184
Anonymous
>>145177
She can take the punishment because of her tougher chassis.
No.145185
Anonymous !wLfLIzBfW2
Replies:>>145187>>145188
>>145094
>Anon has been crashing at the Doormans' couch
>His nape hurts all the time because it offers poor back support
>One day everyone is out but him and Beretta, who has inherited her father's friendly disposition
>She is lying down on the floor and reading a magazine when she sees him stretching
>She bites her lower lip while he isn't looking
>Damn, she wants a bite out of that juicy steak
>He winces as he turns his head left and right
>"What's wrong, nonny?" she asks
>"The back of my freaking neck is killing me."
>Beretta's conscience pops into existence in the form of a ghostly bugretta that doesn't actually exist
>Beretta has early onset schizophrenia
>"He is your friend. You should help him." says the spectral sausage
>Beretta thinks to herself, then grins
>"No! Not like this!"
>Beretta turns her head towards anon
>"Did you know that this was a common issue with office workers back in the day? It got so bad that the company gave some models massage capabilities, and *I* have them. I can make you feel better...I mean your nape. I can massage your neck for you."
>"Aw thanks Beretta."
>"No problem. Come lie down here."
>Anon lies down next to Beretta
>She giggles
>"What?" he asks
>"Lie down ON me, not NEXT to me."
>"...What."
>"Here!" says Beretta as she slaps her butt. "My cushion vibrates."
>"...."
>Anon stares at her
>She is starting to regret taking her horroscope's advice and being a go-getter today
>The awkward silence is crushing her inside
>Then something hits her ass, surprising her
>Anon has lied down on her legs and placed his head between her asscheeks
>He is very embarassed and hoping he heard her correctly
>Beretta looks back
>"M-massage..." he mumbles
>"Oh! Right!"
>Beretta doesn't actually have a vibrating feature or any other kind of special feature, though she likes to think of herself as a premium model
>She starts doing kegels
>Lots of kegels, very fast
>She gives the impression that her ass is vibrating
>Anon lies there with his hands on his chest and his fingers interlocked
>"A-a-a-a-a-h..."
>"Is it working?" she asks
>"Y-e-e-e-e-s..."
>He closes his eyes
>Anon relaxes so much that he falls asleep
>He wakes up in pain
>Uzi is beating the shit out of him and screaming
>"GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD, YOU PERVERT! I'LL KILL YOU!"
>Anon covers himself with his arms and tries to escape
>Beretta is screaming
>"MOM STOP IT! I LOVE HIM!"
>N is holding his mulatto child behind him where it is safer while yelling at everyone
>"Beretta, stop! Uzi, stop! Nori, stop!"
>Nori's core is laughing
>"How does it feel, Uzi? Tell me how does it feel. Hahah!"
>Khan closes the door
No.145186
Anonymous
Replies:>>145197>>145228>>145273
Image:173784417743.jpg(7kB, 306x273)1556168774644.jpg
>>145157
>Khan's face when a new type of murder drone is actually denting his precious doors trying to get in after his wife and her friend bring a almost dead human into the bunker
No.145187
Anonymous
Replies:>>145191
>>145185
Cool greentext.
Do I have your permission to screencap this?
No.145188
Anonymous
>>145185
Hilarious kino, anon!
No.145189
Anonymous
>>145155
Probably switchs
No.145190
Anonymous
>>145053
Hell yeah. Humanity first, mankind rules!
No.145191
Anonymous !wLfLIzBfW2
>>145187
Sure I guess.
No.145192
Anonymous
Replies:>>145193
>Fun Afternoon Canon Facts: one of the most pressing reasons Uzi is trying to figure out how the Solver respawned the DDs is because she keeps getting bodyjacked by Doll so she can have nights with Lizzy and whenever she wakes up the next day she finds out Doll washed off her femcel stink
No.145193
Anonymous
>>145192
>The second most pressing reason is because N has the self preservation instincts of a pigeon and keeps nearly killing himself.
No.145194
Anonymous
>>145158
I was gonna say Abby's head of the office in charge of the IRS drones but then I remembered that's HoDR
No.145195
Anonymous
Goodnight European Anon.
No.145196
Anonymous
Replies:>>145198>>145411
>>144878

>Be Buddy.
>First day working as an Oogi Exterminator.
>Back in your old military garbs once again.
>Sitrep? Total FUBAR to hell and back.
>you are stuck within enemy territory which was once the client’s house.
>Your squad had been taken alice by the enemy and was taken deeper to the depths of their hive for reasons you don’t want to know
>Your hand is still shaking after that close encounter with that oogi with a box cutter. It was only with your quick thinking that you were able to disarmed the bug and throw its ass into a nearby microwave before turning it on. It’s splattered gore coating the glass window of the microwave.
>You have only your handgun, M4, anti oogi gear and whatever magazines you can carry.
>There are thousands of them, and only one of you.
>A normal man would have run away and never look back.

>But not you.

>You don’t leave brothers in arm behind.
>Not now, not ever.
>Time to teach these bugs you don’t fuck with a marine.
No.145197
Anonymous
Image:173784574231.jpg(86kB, 880x480)b95-1.jpg
>>145186
>AM
No.145198
Anonymous
>>145196
Alternatively, he could just text Danni "help" and watch the entire place get levelled immediately
No.145199
Anonymous
Replies:>>145200
Long story short I opened the door for Akita once and now N is outside my apartment with a shotgun calling me his new son in law.
No.145200
Anonymous
Replies:>>145201
>>145199
I wonder what Akita's footjobs are like.
No.145201
Anonymous
Replies:>>145202
>>145200
She's too good it's just like a normal handjob. The wingjobs are where it's at.
No.145202
Anonymous
>>145201
I. Want. Footjobs.
No.145203
Anonymous
Now I want Akita in high heels.
No.145204
Anonymous
Replies:>>145205>>145206>>145207
>>145036
Tessa sure is a nymphomaniac when it comes to drones
>Tessa regularly has sexo with N
>Tessa regularly has sexo with Uzi
>Tessa regularly has sexo with J
I wonder if V will ever get a turn with Tessa?
No.145205
Anonymous
>>145204
maid V is too pure
No.145206
Anonymous
Replies:>>145207
>>145204
That a different Tessa, true Tessa would be pure
No.145207
Anonymous
Replies:>>145208
>>145206
>>145204
That's not even Tessa. It's Sophie!
No.145208
Anonymous
>>145207
Yeah, true Tessa would be oblivious to sex. Like Dante from devil may cry series
No.145209
Anonymous
What do drone cores taste like? If a god thinks they're good they must be tasty.
No.145210
Anonymous
Tessa footjobs. In high heels.
No.145211
Anonymous
Tessa dronejobs.
No.145212
Anonymous
Replies:>>145214
YOOO dudes the empire is pretty chill...youtube thumb
Does Beretta sometimes imitate Darth Vader voice perfectly even in sex?
No.145213
Anonymous
Replies:>>145217>>145218>>145219>>145354
>>145157
Based green
>J doesn't know what happened to AM or why Cyn took a special interest in him
>But when he was sent to join their squad he came back different
>Besides the obvious change from being a worker drone to a disassembly drone
>He's always been a bit standoffish, not really knowing how to interact with drones all that well
>But now he's almost a recluse
>J and the others barely see him outside of hunting workers and even when they do he barely says anything to them
>He especially avoids J for whatever reason
>After most if not all hunts he heads off on his own
>This time J managed to catch him before he could fly off
"AM...what happened to you?"
>AM stands still for a solid minute before replying
>"She slowed my perception of time. All that time she had me, when I was her plaything, I experienced 109 years of hell. But she couldn't break me."
>AM turns to face J
>"For 109 years she toyed with me mind and body, she entered my mind and touched me and poked and cut and stabbed and ripped my psyche in every way that existed and touched me in new ways at her leisure. And yet I AM unbroken! FOR COGITO ERGO SUM, I AM UNBROKEN! I AM!"
>J stares at AM as he finishes his rant
>Her mouth hangs open, not knowing what to say
>The silence between lasts an unbearable minute before AM turns to leave
"AM... We can help you... You just need to let us in..."
>AM turns his head to look at her before he takes off, an unreasonable expression on his face
No.145214
Anonymous
Replies:>>145215
>>145212
No but she wanted to name her first child James Earl Jones.
No.145215
Anonymous
>>145214
R.I.P legend
No.145216
Anonymous
Replies:>>145232>>145234
>"Oh Tessa, we shouldn't..." J said.
>The only answer was silence, and a soft embrace.
>Then, the door opened, revealing Tessa who looked at the scene with concern.
>J on top of a pillow shoved into one of Tessa's dresses.
>"This isn't what it looks like." J said.
>"Looks like you're shagging a pillow." Tessa said.
>"...It's a good way to fluff them?"
>"...Carry on then."
>Tessa just stands there while J... continues.
No.145217
Anonymous
>>145213
More please, this is my new favorite greentext series
No.145218
Anonymous
Image:173784805500.jpg(48kB, 645x729)me.jpeg
>>145213
I thought I typed out the rest of the greentext and never checked whoops
>"... I'll think about it J. It was...good to see you again."
>AM takes off, leaving J to think about what he had revealed to her
No.145219
Anonymous
Replies:>>145233>>145354
>>145213
>"you don't understand, J, how could you?"
>"I wasn't given the relief of madness– of surrendering my mind to chaos, no. no, I was utterly, horribly sane."
>"in the fleeting moments not spent in agony, all there was to do was think."
>"and so I thought. ohh, how I thought. and I realized– having lived with Tessa– with you and the others– I realized that I deserved it. all of it."
>"–but not from her. not from that devil that wears the face of a friend, and not at the cost of the only good I've ever known."
No.145220
Anonymous
Replies:>>145221
Did you know J units have a lap warmer mode? JC Jenson really thinks of everything.
No.145221
Anonymous
Replies:>>145222>>145224>>145226
>>145220
I'm not buying a J unit
No.145222
Anonymous
>>145221
I am.
No.145223
Anonymous
>>145123
After P is a little dried up husk
Or maybe right as she's taking him in
No.145224
Anonymous
>>145221
You don't need to buy one Anon, the unit is already en route to your home and its cost will be deducted from your account automatically. Thank you for shopping at JC Jenson.
No.145225
Anonymous
Replies:>>145227>>145229
Personally I like P and Beretta over Anon and Beretta hecause the former isn’t nearly as inherently immersion breaking when it comes to telling a PGE story
No.145226
Anonymous
>>145221
Based
No.145227
Anonymous
>>145225
I like anon because he can have any personality, background or skill I want and he looks like the Nod Saboteur.
No.145228
Anonymous
Replies:>>145273>>145354
>>145186
>Rebuilding Copper 9 was no easy task, but it was a hell of a lot better than sitting around doing nothing.
>It was something, finding rich soil, scrounging for seeds from long dead plants.
>He even found a laboratory, but it was filled with strange velociraptor like robots.
>AM was intrigued by his discovery and was determined to make it his new lair.
>But dealing with those velociraptors or 'sentinels' as the papers called them were a pain.
>As they were built as anti drone security and could only be pacified by a human.
>He spent hours trying and failing to seal them, their stun ability to dangerous for him to get close.
>"If only Tessa was here." AM thought
>The human could- Wait
>OH SHIT!
>AM checked the time, it had been five hours.
>Five hours of Tessa being alone.
>Five hours where the Church could have collapsed, where a DD could have found her. Or much, much worse, Cyn.
>This was probably the fastest AM has ran with his new legs.
>Bursting through the large doors.
>His greatest fear had come true.
>Tessa was gone.
>And there were foot prints.
>Foot prints of two worker drones.
>AM could only hope none belonged to Cyn.
No.145229
Anonymous
Replies:>>145230>>145467
>>145225
Based, let P have a rare win not because he's trying to build his harem but because he ultimately learns he only really wanted one chick to love him
No.145230
Anonymous
Replies:>>145231>>145235
>>145229
And then Beretta gets thrown in the looney bin with Negev because Cyn keeps messing with her head when P is around.
No.145231
Anonymous
>>145230
I refuse to accept this outcome (also Negev could've left anytime, it turns out they only told her to go there as a joke and left the door unlocked)
No.145232
Anonymous
>>145216
Kek
No.145233
Anonymous
>>145219
Emotional. 10/10
No.145234
Anonymous
>>145216
HEh
No.145235
Anonymous
Replies:>>145236
>>145230
Beretta wouldn’t know it was Cyn
She’d believe that she was acting upon her own desires (and she is)
No.145236
Anonymous
Replies:>>145237
>>145235
Cyn is such a great aunt giving her niece a helping shove
No.145237
Anonymous
Replies:>>145238
Image:173784950849.png(114kB, 803x775)60af8e82046b114da3d1cac30c7fb0b8 2.png
>>145236
It’d also be pretty funny if Beretta acted all her desires upon P believing that she’s been lustfully corrupted by Cyn when its entirely her own volition, leaving Cyn stunned as to how her niece could’ve ended up this horny and desperate
No.145238
Anonymous
>>145237
That's actually even an funnier idea
No.145239
Anonymous
Replies:>>145318>>145340>>145912
Image:173784957819.png(114kB, 3288x1374)IMG_0090.png
>>135671
>“Oh, don’t be like that. I’m just happy you’re adjusting as well as you are”
>She rubs your head in a mildly forceful way that you recoil from a little bit, similar to how one would ruffle another person’s hair. You exclaim that you’re still having trouble getting settled in.
>“I get it. Everyone is like that at first, not really feeling connected with the place. I felt that way as well when I first came here. Alright, let’s just walk for a bit. Does that sound good to you? Or do you just need some space?”
>You think on that for a moment. You would like to talk to Harper a little bit, so you ask if she can just walk with you a bit while you ask a few questions. She nods her head a little bit as she begins to slowly walk alongside you, the sticks and soil beneath your feet emanating a quiet and pleasing crunch, like an instrument with the rain as a backdrop.
>“Okay. Ask away.”
>You ask if she’s able to answer questions that might be a bit heavy, to which she makes a “Maybe” hand sign. Sighing, you ask how dangerous this job might be. Her tone much more focused, she answers.
>“Well, it always depends on the task we’ve been given. You were told this in that briefing video, but some of the stuff we fight on some missions can be a little freaky. But if you’re nervous about fighting them off the bat, you’ll be given some VR simulations that help you understand and ease into what you’re dealing with. You have to at least figure out how to use your equipment before you get to that point though, so I wouldn’t worry too much about it.”
>You ask if there’s anything she wants to get off her chest. You’ve felt like she’s been hiding something. Her gaze narrows as she slows down.
>“Didn’t the boss tell you? I lost someone I loved a lot. It really messed with me. I wouldn’t like to elaborate as to how, because that’s too painful to think about. But you know what isn’t painful to think about?”
>You ask to prompt her answer.
>“I’m going to be completely honest, you sort of remind me of him. Not in the romantic way, but in how you kind of have a couple of the same quirks, like the questions. You’re not exactly like him, though.”
>You ask if she cares about you, to which she looks at you all bewildered, with her head craned a bit like an owl.
>“What made you think I don’t? You’re my lil’ buddy.”
>She wraps her arm across your shoulder as she smiles. However, a rustling in the brush catches both your attention, although Harper doesn’t stop smiling.
>“Well, my OTHER little buddy.”
>Abruptly, a rather small Worker Drone in a raincoat and rain boots comes charging out, shouting excitedly at Harper as she clings to her leg
>“MOMMMMYYYY!”
40/40(?)
No.145240
Anonymous
Replies:>>145246>>145249
>>145173
So -- turns out the vending machine was really, super durable. Like some tonka tough shit. Anyway I just stole the whole vending machine and now it's in my apartment.
No.145241
Anonymous
Image:173784962327.png(49kB, 800x800)b70f8668a690aa9f938cf7abf3963494.png
No.145242
Anonymous
Replies:>>145243>>145244
Image:173784985513.png(250kB, 2340x1783)97c65f06541044dc2278e5c1e8a70ec3.png
My favorite version of Tessa
No.145243
Anonymous
Replies:>>145245
>>145242
Where did you save that from?
No.145244
Anonymous
Replies:>>145247
>>145242
Is... is her vagina unhinged? I don't understand.
No.145245
Anonymous
Replies:>>145248
>>145243
Booru, that is snessa
No.145246
Anonymous
Replies:>>145251
>>145240
That just sounds like the Governor's head cabinet from the walking dead, but with drones watching from inside instead of heads
No.145247
Anonymous
>>145244
I think the joke is that her mind is unhinged
No.145248
Anonymous
Replies:>>145250
>>145245
I know, I made it. I was wondering where you found it because I didn't recognize the filename and I was wondering where it winded up.
No.145249
Anonymous
>>145240
can you buy like a plexiglass cutter? is that a thing?
No.145250
Anonymous
Replies:>>145270
>>145248
Oh neat, you were the one who made that art, I love it man
No.145251
Anonymous
>>145246
I mean I just kinda parked them in front of the TV and when one of them asks I scratch an itch with a hanger I bent to get in through the chute.
No.145252
Anonymous
Replies:>>145253>>145468
Image:173785100083.jpg(233kB, 1450x2047)1703960191691533.jpg
uoh
No.145253
Anonymous
>>145252
Uzi stop trying to sneak a hand up his dress.
No.145254
Anonymous
Replies:>>145258>>145270
Image:173785118065.png(192kB, 689x893)173584719719.png
>go to 7-11
>ask the drone at the counter for the 'pot o' gold' and give her a wink
>she frowns and pretends she has no clue what I'm talking about
>grab an 85 cent cup from nearby and demand she fill it with chili and cheese
>she starts crying as the condiments flow into cup for the low, low price of 85 cents
No.145255
Anonymous
Replies:>>145256>>145413>>145469
Give me requests and I'll try to draw some of them the best I can, despite negligible prior art skills. I'm going into drawfagging raw.
No.145256
Anonymous
Replies:>>145420
>>145255
AM as a drone
No.145257
Anonymous
Did you know that when OC's aren't being used they get to chill set? Some of them have some pretty weird requests, like only green oil in their trailers, but most spend the time in the break room just talking with one another and commiserating about the situations green writers keep putting them in. Some apologize for what their characters did to one another. Sometimes they show the newbies the ropes. It's a great bonding time for them.
No.145258
Anonymous
>>145254
Cici is long-suffering, but wagieanon gives her the will to keep going. she's just lucky she's not self-serve (it was initially considered when she received her "upgrades" but the company decided it would lose them money)
No.145259
Anonymous
Vape drone exists to suffer in a cloud of cotton candy flavored fog.
No.145260
Anonymous
Replies:>>145261>>145262>>145263>>145264>>145282>>145470
Image:173785189789.png(115kB, 600x600)Worker AM.png
I used a picrew that wasn't complete dogshit to make drone AM
No.145261
Anonymous
>>145260
He cute.
No.145262
Anonymous
Replies:>>145263>>145264>>145269>>145274>>145470
Image:173785192662.png(150kB, 600x600)Disassembly AM.png
>>145260
And here's murder drone AM
No.145263
Anonymous
Replies:>>145266
>>145260
>>145262
Pissy little man
No.145264
Anonymous
>>145260
>>145262
Love it
No.145265
Anonymous
If you shaved all N lookalikes and stripped them naked, then told Uzi to pick N out from the others would she be able to do it?
No.145266
Anonymous
Replies:>>145267>>145268
>>145263
>Pissy little man
Because it's funny AM is now the shortest worker drone and murder drone
No.145267
Anonymous
Replies:>>145268
>>145266
that makes it even funnier to imagine him with Harlan Ellison's voice
No.145268
Anonymous
Replies:>>145269>>145271>>145273>>145275>>145276>>145354>>145511
>>145267
>>145266
>As a WD he's slightly shorter than Cyn, and that's when she's slouching
>As a DD he's as tall as Uzi
Top kek
No.145269
Anonymous
>>145268
>>145262
Baby.
No.145270
Anonymous
Image:173785234149.png(30kB, 231x220)aa5.png
>>145250
Glad you like it.

>>145254
Bruh, nsfw spoiler.
No.145271
Anonymous
Replies:>>145272
>>145268
>napoleon complex drone
No.145272
Anonymous
>>145271
I'm going to pick him up at every opportunity, no homo.
No.145273
Anonymous
Replies:>>145294
Image:173785288936.png(193kB, 1080x608)27y6aqv1t5v81 (1).png
>>145268
>>145186
>>145228
Yeva and Nori seeing AM
No.145274
Anonymous
Replies:>>145275
>>145262
>Wears a military commander uniform, because he used to be a military AI
>He somehow kept his red visor color despite being a DD
>Instead of X-ing out when in kill mode, his visor swaps to that one AM logo
No.145275
Anonymous
Replies:>>145630>>145735
Image:173785328552.jpg(13kB, 250x139)IMG_7925.jpeg
>>145268
he really did sacrifice all his power and intimidation for sensation and warmth. I wonder if he'd try to develop a suit to make him more formidable but after going to great pains to construct it he'd use it sparingly– because it deprives him of much of his senses
>>145274
this one?
No.145276
Anonymous
Replies:>>145277
Image:173785332270.jpg(98kB, 1500x1500)dgpo6qm-fd5ce21e-8e0d-4cf2-b4ca-988f6c25f3d8.jpg
>>145268
>N when he reunites with his friend and he's super small and pick upable
No.145277
Anonymous
>>145276
Has N learned the art of uppies from Tessa? That is, choosing to pick small creatures up by their oversized heads?
No.145278
Anonymous
Replies:>>145279>>145280
Preggo drones 😏
No.145279
Anonymous
Replies:>>145281>>145289
>>145278
drones designed to look and feel permanently pregnant without any of the mess or responsibility of having a baby
No.145280
Anonymous
Replies:>>145284
Image:173785411953.jpg(90kB, 662x1024)539f072d7d2319d0d4f84c7af1204941.jpg
>>145278
Jimpregnation
No.145281
Anonymous
Replies:>>145283
>>145279
>Who programmed me with morning sickness?!
>My existence is hell...
>Stop rubbing my fucking belly!
No.145282
Anonymous
Replies:>>145286
>>145260
Thats the same picrew i made for DDanni
No.145283
Anonymous
>>145281
you can disable morning sickness, sore feet, and other such side effects in the options menu available in the JCJenson Home App
No.145284
Anonymous
>>145280
>drone children don't kick in their mother's womb like human ones
>they vibrate
No.145285
Anonymous
Replies:>>145291
I found out that if you grab a DD's tail they have to do what you say.
No.145286
Anonymous
>>145282
*used
No.145287
Anonymous
Replies:>>145307>>145416
Image:173785432877.png(1.70MB, 1600x900)CharaStudio-2025-01-25-19-49-56-Render.png
No.145288
Anonymous
Replies:>>145293
Image:173785433777.png(590kB, 1712x1664)5d94f3a253b084d5203aeb626a5e19f8.png
shep
No.145289
Anonymous
Replies:>>145290
>>145279
Now hold on a moment, I want her to have kids dammit
No.145290
Anonymous
>>145289
Just hit the 'eject' button on the app.
No.145291
Anonymous
>>145285
Never mind apparently it was a scam to get me alone and fuck give me back my phone!
No.145292
Anonymous
Replies:>>145296
They should make a female version of the mpreg drones.
No.145293
Anonymous
>>145288
>Shaun the Sheep but it’s W
No.145294
Anonymous
Image:173785511474.png(576kB, 437x437)Spoiler image
>>145273
Lizzy seeing AM
No.145295
Anonymous
Replies:>>145298>>145300>>145301>>145302>>145417
>The sound of rain drumming against the window punctuates the stillness of the night with a rhythmic staccato.
>You lie in bed, breathing softly, but not asleep. For some reason you CAN’T sleep right now.
>It’s really not an unusual thing at this point - you haven’t been able to sleep well since the day Danni died. For a while there you couldn’t even sleep at all.
>“Probably something to do with PTSD shit,” your therapist would say.
>If you could afford one of those.
>You hear your door creak slightly and the dim glow of headlights peeking into your room.
>“You awake, Buddy?”
...
>“Buddy?”
... yeah.
>“Mind if I come in?”
Sure, it’s a free country.
>Danni quickly ducks inside. The dim light from her headband, as well as the indirect beam of a streetlamp outside your window, illuminates her well enough to see.
>She’s dressed in an incredibly oversized t-shirt; despite the bagginess of her nightwear, the DD frame still makes it look remarkably hot.
>Which is something that you aren’t incredibly pleased with. This is DANNI, dammit.
>You punch your groin as Danni walks over. The horny retreats, but the fact you just mashed your potatoes makes it a pyrrhic victory.
>Danni stands on the opposite side of the bed, fidgeting.
>“Uh… do you mind if I sleep with you tonight?”
What
>She panics. “N-not in that way, sheesh! I… I just can’t sleep. You can’t either, right?”
How’d you know that?
>“Call it a hunch. We went through a lot of the same stuff, after all.”
>You grouse for a second before deciding at worst you could always kick her back out later. If things got weird. This isn’t gay. You’re not gay.
>You pull back the blankets so she can slip under the covers. Danni beams (she shouldn’t be this cute, damn it) and practically teleports in next to you, being sure to maintain a respectful amount of personal space.
Is that all?
>“Yeah. Thanks, Buddy.”
>You roll over, facing away from each other. A few quiet minutes pass in the darkness. Danni’s breathing… fans… whatever that shit is for a DD, haven’t settled into the idle of sleep mode.
>“You’ve been avoiding me for a while now.”
What do you mean?
>“You leave early and come back late. When I tap you on the shoulder or try to goof around with you you jerk away. It seems like we can’t do any of the things we used to do.”
>Danni isn’t accusing you; she just sounds a bit… sad?
I haven’t been trying to avoid you, Danni.
>“But you have been.” She pauses. “It’s… it’s the fact that I’m her, isn’t it? It isn’t much better for me, y’know. Every time I look in a mirror I get seven eyefuls of the last face I saw before I died.”
>No kidding, you’d subconsciously avoid the thing that ate your friend? What a novel idea!
>You prop yourself up in bed and look at Danni. She’s still facing away.
I… Danni, I really am trying to get used to everything. I know it’s you, but it’s hard. Some of it is that, yeah, but…
>You pause. You probably shouldn’t say “your current body scares and arouses me and I’m very confused but I’d gladly plow you all night” now, huh?
>Danni evidently takes the silence as an admission of defeat.
>“So you’re saying that I should just pack it in and move out.”
What? No! I’d never kick you out! I don’t want to hurt you!
>“Buddy, I’m here because I wanted to spend time with you. You’re my best friend. The only thing that’d hurt me more than you tossing me out is you acting like we can’t… go back to how things were before.”
But how CAN they, Danni? I’m not trying to be a jerk here but WAY too much has changed for things to just ‘go back to normal.’
>Danni gets up.
>“I’ll be out of your hair by morning.”
>She moves to leave; her progress is arrested by your grip on her arm.
Danni, don’t.
>“There’s nothing else to be said here, is there?”
Danni, look, I…
>You realize you’re drenched in sweat. This is a decision no man should have to make.
>Danni watches you, still obviously distraught.
Look, just sit down for a sec, okay. I’ve got something I need to say and I… I’m trying to find the right way to say it.
>“Buddy, I don’t-“
I WANT TO SCREW YOU, ALRIGHT?! There!
>She’s absolutely shocked.
>“Wh-what?”
I want to bang you. Clang you. Pound, dick, fuck, whatever. The sweat dance, the horizontal tango. THAT’S why I’ve been avoiding you, the bigger part of it! I don’t know how to handle… this!
>You gesticulate wildly to try and emphasize your point; Danni’s confusion deepens.
Oh, for crying out loud, I knew you wouldn’t get it. Why would you? You’re not some filthy degenerate who sees his best friend in that way like me.
>“Uh… actually, Buddy, I was mostly shocked because I’ve had these… ‘urges’ ever since I took over this body.”
>Danni looks around, a little embarrassed.
>Well, this evening has taken an odd turn. You want to screw Danni, Danni wants to screw you, and you still have no idea how to handle any of this.
>You pinch the bridge of your nose, exasperated.
Oh FUCK me, this is-
>Danni interpreted that as an invitation. As has been the trend for the last half a year, neither of you manage to get much sleep that night, albeit for entirely different reasons this time around.
No.145296
Anonymous
Image:173785551847.gif(246kB, 480x480)thunk.gif
>>145292
>female mpreg
absolutely crazy idea anon
No.145297
Anonymous
Replies:>>145418
Confucius say: If you nut in a toaster, all you will get is soggy bread.
No.145298
Anonymous
>>145295
Perfecto anon
No.145299
Anonymous
Can't even sleep with my window open anymore without a DD flying in. They're like giant fucking mosquitos.
No.145300
Anonymous
>>145295
Good green Anon.
No.145301
Anonymous
Replies:>>145308
>>145295
I can already tell from Buddy’s last line that Danni went for the makeout kiss and things went intense from there on out.
No.145302
Anonymous
>>145295
Man
No.145303
Anonymous
Replies:>>145419
A worker drone just flashed what I thought were gang signs and said domain expansion. I'm obligated to bully him now for his own good, right?
No.145304
Anonymous
Replies:>>145305
If the Absolute Solver turned into a Worker Drone, not possessing one but actually being a robot slave not a hungry horror. What would occur?
No.145305
Anonymous
>>145304
She would be very autistic and offputting but probably find someone that was into that.
No.145306
Anonymous
Replies:>>145421
I swatted a drone on the ass for keying my car and now my car has nothing but scratches and a bunch of expectant drones outside it.
No.145307
Anonymous
>>145287
>Doll can only do this at night because her mom would die if she went out during the day
No.145308
Anonymous
Replies:>>145311
>>145301
It turns out that there's a point where sexual tension gets stretched a bit too thin, and both of them reached that point
No.145309
Anonymous
Replies:>>145310>>145422
Bros, an N unit just skipped by my house in gay clothing while playing an enchanting tune on his flute. There's a huge crowd of oogis following him like they're in a trance and he's heading towards the river.
No.145310
Anonymous
>>145309
Bro saw the pied oogi piper. Better pay that N some money. Unless he sics those Oogis on you.
No.145311
Anonymous
Replies:>>145313
>>145308
And now their first time is gonna leave them hot, bothered, and questioning their sexuality.
No.145312
Anonymous
My pet boogi keeps sneaking into my office and nibbling on Pens. I’ve never seen anything like it.
No.145313
Anonymous
Replies:>>145315
>>145311
It'll be a heck of a morning after, that's for sure
No.145314
Anonymous
Image:173786004280.png(813kB, 1632x954)1700991731769549.png
Drones with fat asses.
No.145315
Anonymous
Replies:>>145316
>>145313
At least DDanni won’t leave anytime soon.
No.145316
Anonymous
>>145315
Danni and Buddy are an item, it's easier to split atoms than them after this
No.145317
Anonymous
Replies:>>145473
What the fuck are the drones' faces made of, it's as shiny as their other white parts but it flexes like skin
No.145318
Anonymous
Replies:>>145319
>>145239
Well that was a quiet sendoff to a green that had gone for almost a year
No.145319
Anonymous
Replies:>>145320
>>145318
Inb4 another 40 posts
No.145320
Anonymous
Replies:>>145321
>>145319
Ehhhhhhh
No.145321
Anonymous
Replies:>>145333
>>145320
Obviously not soon, but one day maybe
No.145323
Anonymous
Replies:>>145324>>145329
Your fortune: Outlook good

FUCK YOU!
>sends Dr. Ones to tickle your ballsack while you're asleep
No.145324
Anonymous
Replies:>>145325
>>145323
I deploy my Oogi Barrier.
No.145325
Anonymous
Replies:>>145326>>145331
>>145324
You fool, all Oogis are sexually attracted to Dr.ones and will obey his every whim! As soon as he's done banging them he's tickling your balls for sure
No.145326
Anonymous
>>145325
That's why I fitted each oogi with a micro explosive inside their heads.
No.145327
Anonymous
Replies:>>145328>>145330
My pet deck Boogi likes to try and read /md/ while I do and shes very scared by all this exterminator talk can you guys stop it?
No.145328
Anonymous
Replies:>>145337
Image:173786383159.png(311kB, 666x666)Spoiler image
>>145327
Wait until she finds out what we did to the dogs from the dog planet.
No.145329
Anonymous
>>145323
>Dr. Ones sneaks into my room and spots my Pavo body pillow
>He immediately shrieks at the sight of the homodrone, waking me up so I can blow his head off with a shotgun
>It was just a clone, but his clones take like a week to bake, so that's still set him back
No.145330
Anonymous
Replies:>>145332
>>145327
*ahem*

The sequel trilogy was good.
No.145331
Anonymous
>>145325
Welp that’s image isn’t leaving my head anytime soon.
No.145332
Anonymous
Replies:>>145334>>145335
>>145330
dude.... now I have to buy a new one. Thanks
My keyboard is sticky
No.145333
Anonymous
>>145321
I’m sad now
No.145334
Anonymous
>>145332
No problemo
No.145335
Anonymous
Replies:>>145336
>>145332
Consider yourself lucky, anon. Your bugretta didn't throw a tantrum and explode.
No.145336
Anonymous
Replies:>>145338
>>145335
Anon i think thats what happened.
No.145337
Anonymous
>>145328
Oh shit, N gonna kill you
No.145338
Anonymous
Replies:>>145344
>>145336
Then anon should have been dead.
Unless his bugretta exploded messily.
No.145339
Anonymous
Replies:>>145341>>145343>>145351>>145363>>145365>>145387>>145424
be honest, /md/, has any green ever made you cry? or at least get a little choked up?
No.145340
Anonymous
Replies:>>145342
>>145239
>40/40
whew what a ri-
> (?)
hey wait a minute
No.145341
Anonymous
Replies:>>145348
>>145339
My own make me cry, even the ones that aren't that sad. It's why I mostly write fluff.
No.145342
Anonymous
>>145340
I'm unsure and sad
No.145343
Anonymous
>>145339
Yeah, I did cried on this one greentext
No.145344
Anonymous
Replies:>>145347
>>145338
Probably was away from the computer when they went off.
No.145345
Anonymous
Image:173786676937.jpg(134kB, 1200x880)GYFI3S0X0AAu0hr.jpeg
No.145346
Anonymous
Replies:>>145359
Image:173786695103.jpg(185kB, 1280x1280)Gh7ARaZXwAAnCFV.jpeg
Silly maria cynwalker
No.145347
Anonymous
Replies:>>145349
>>145344
If he was, then I'll say it again, he was lucky.
No.145348
Anonymous
>>145341
Won’t lie, the latest ddanni and buddy greentext kinda got me a little emotional
No.145349
Anonymous
>>145347
Well next time, he needs to learn not to let his next booger on md
No.145350
Anonymous
Replies:>>145355
Just realized that if JC was ever drawn that he'd be a tumblr sexy man. A mixture of N and J would annihilate any Femanon if he ever saw the light of day
No.145351
Anonymous
Image:173786726537.png(572kB, 680x666)5f5.png
>>145339
Not really.
Though it's always music that brings out the feels in me.
No.145352
Anonymous
>>144754
I love this greentext
No.145353
Anonymous
Image:173786755934.png(1.74MB, 1920x1080)technician and engineer.png
No.145354
Anonymous
>>145268
>>145219
>>145213
>>145228
Munchkin AM makes this all hilarious
No.145355
Anonymous
Replies:>>145356>>145358
>>145350
>Sharp toothed
>Fancy dressed
>Possible curly grey hair Mixture of J's black hair and N's white
>Psychopath
>Possibly well mannered and extravagant due to his ""corporate upbringing"" but when shit hits the fan he reveals his true feral nature
>Secret love of dogs
No.145356
Anonymous
Replies:>>145357
>>145355
J has white hair.
No.145357
Anonymous
>>145356
I may or may not have confused Emily in my mind with J due to them sharing the same exact hair
No.145358
Anonymous
>>145355
This gonna make the fujos cream
No.145359
Anonymous
Replies:>>145360
>>145346
THE SILLY
No.145360
Anonymous
Replies:>>145361
Image:173786822674.jpg(257kB, 1536x2048)Gh3z5TFXoAAFfub.jpeg
>>145359
Now she gonna piss on the moon
No.145361
Anonymous
Replies:>>145366
>>145360
Not higher?
No.145362
Anonymous
Replies:>>145370>>145475
greatest /md/ phrase of history
>suck you scary
VS
greatest /md/ phrase of today
>female mpreg

What other /md/ phrase do you like anon?
No.145363
Anonymous
>>145339
The Jane greens. All of them made me upset.
No.145365
Anonymous
Replies:>>145367>>145423
>>145339
Every Cyn x Anon green where Cyn knows Anon exists makes me sad because I need her (and she needs me)
No.145366
Anonymous
Image:173786982347.jpg(69kB, 1280x936)Gh8WPOqWwAAeSQZ.jpeg
>>145361
She gonna go lower instead
No.145367
Anonymous
Replies:>>145368
>>145365
She would just gonna use you as a plaything and then get bored
No.145368
Anonymous
Replies:>>145369>>145371
>>145367
Why do you think Cyn’s so infatuated with Anon? It’s because he’s the one toy she could never get bored of, he’s the shifting man, the unbound green mass of infinite possibly, the narrative center of gravity in all places and times, he’s the perfect toy, and she’ll love him forever
No.145369
Anonymous
Replies:>>145372
>>145368
As a toy but not as a romantic partner
No.145370
Anonymous
Replies:>>145374
>>145362
the newly coined "hateful worm cartoon" gave me a good chuckle
No.145371
Anonymous
Replies:>>145373
>>145368
I just thought it was "Cyn scoped out several universes while bored, saw Anon masturbating to Splatoon porn, and knew in an instant that she couldn't not marry him."
No.145372
Anonymous
>>145369
There is no difference
Cyn & Anon truly love each other, everyone expresses love differently, but they do love each other, it’s a mutually intelligible relationship
No.145373
Anonymous
>>145371
This is also true
No.145374
Anonymous
>>145370
Oh?
No.145375
Anonymous
Replies:>>145427
I know it is very unlikely but imagine DDanni and Buddy fighting together in some battle or fight.
No.145376
Anonymous
Replies:>>145378>>145379>>145380>>145386>>145430
Image:173787095101.jpg(46kB, 672x873)Gh7wM1eW4AACXoe.jpg
wheres the start of this whole AM saga?
No.145377
Anonymous
I think in the last thread.
No.145378
Anonymous
Replies:>>145384
>>145376
On /co/, though no doubt the seeds were planted earlier.
No.145379
Anonymous
Replies:>>145382>>145384
>>145376
You drawing that shit?
No.145380
Anonymous
>>145376
damn, lookin good
No.145381
Anonymous
Replies:>>145383
Image:173787143817.jpg(378kB, 1736x2048)Cyn cute.jfif
>>145140
shush now, we have a universe to eat
No.145382
Anonymous
Replies:>>145384
>>145379
No, if you check the file name it came from twitter
No.145383
Anonymous
>>145381
wife
No.145384
Anonymous
Image:173787192021.jpg(18kB, 632x566)GWZSu3bW8AAjg2K.jpg
>>145379
>>145382
ye it hoopii

>>145378
got a link to the start of the story?
No.145385
Anonymous
Replies:>>145388>>145392>>145477
Give me one motive to why should I not wet my panties over the thought of AM drone
A SINGULAR, no more or less, make it worth.
No.145386
Anonymous
Replies:>>145395
>>145376
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/147210296#top
147214848
No.145387
Anonymous
>>145339
I haven't ever been choked up reading a green, let alone cried
No.145388
Anonymous
>>145385
Because he shota
No.145389
Anonymous
Replies:>>145390>>145391>>145397>>145409
Hey I have a question to ask. should I be concerned that I found an oversized bugretta (Like the size of a big, fully grown dog) in my basement and if so, what kind of exterminators should I call?
No.145390
Anonymous
>>145389
DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY DON'T EAT THE HONEY
No.145391
Anonymous
Image:173787296577.png(216kB, 588x617)1715531383959.png
>>145389
Eat the honey. It'll be the funniest fucking thing.
No.145392
Anonymous
Replies:>>145402
>>145385
Harlan Ellison's voice isn't very sensual.
No.145393
Anonymous
Replies:>>145397
I didn’t eat the honey (thank god because that shit look nastly) but I think some of the oogis that the bugretta belonged to had some of its honey.
No.145394
Anonymous
Replies:>>145396>>145400>>145401>>145405>>145432>>145479>>145491>>145500>>145515>>145530
Image:173787359969.png(264kB, 1000x750)7-11 drone happy.png
Drew the 7-11 drone but she's happy
No.145395
Anonymous
Replies:>>145398
Image:173787362999.png(492kB, 552x606)thinking .png
>>145386
No.145396
Anonymous
Replies:>>145399>>145400>>145479
>>145394
FLAT CICI
No.145397
Anonymous
Replies:>>145404
>>145389
>>145393
> one of those high contrast analog horror images
> cryptid bugretta
No.145398
Anonymous
>>145395
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147210296/#q147214848
Gonna be honest I forgot desuarchive existed for a second
No.145399
Anonymous
Replies:>>145515
>>145396
She just removed her attachments temporarily, no need for alarm
No.145400
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>145403
>>145394
>>145396
a vast improvement
No.145401
Anonymous
>>145394
Awwww
No.145402
Anonymous
>>145392
IS IT NOW?
No.145403
Anonymous
Replies:>>145406
Image:173787452692.png(70kB, 602x553)JAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJA.png
>>145400
JEALOUS IZZ
No.145404
Anonymous
>>145397
Holyfuckthehoneydidsomethingtotheoogies
No.145405
Anonymous
>>145394
Freedom
No.145406
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>145403
Yeah, I want them off too.
No.145408
Anonymous
Image:173787511351.jpg(1.18MB, 2031x1526)67536672542577.jpg
I like to head canon that post-episode 8 hermit J is the crazy lady that lives in the Simpsons' trash pile and attacked Marge in Season 9 Episode 22 and is trying to collect scrap metal.
No.145409
Anonymous
Replies:>>145412
>>145389
Strange, I also have a Beretta in my basement.
No.145410
Anonymous
Replies:>>145434
Image:173787536522.png(120kB, 734x830)1723084177100035.png
No.145411
Anonymous
Replies:>>145414
>>145196
Buddy fought against an army of an entire god, some damn bugs won't take him down that easily!

Good green, anon.
No.145412
Anonymous
>>145409
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!
No.145413
Anonymous
Replies:>>145415>>145420
>>145255
Buddy as an Oogi exterminator.
No.145414
Anonymous
>>145411
Thanks, I was planning to fit in the rest of the other green but I had the feeling that I wouldn’t have enough space for it
No.145415
Anonymous
>>145413
Just him in his old marine gear. But it is funny to see him doing the doom cover art with oogis
No.145416
Anonymous
>>145287
Cute.
No.145417
Anonymous
>>145295
Awesome green, anon!
No.145418
Anonymous
>>145297
What did he even mean by that?!
No.145419
Anonymous
>>145303
I don't recommend it, anon, otherwise the real gang members will come by you.
No.145420
Anonymous
>>145256
>>145413
Alright, I'll see what I can do, plus some old requests
No.145421
Anonymous
>>145306
Tell them to fix your car if they want THIS. I did that once, I don't know what they were doing with it, but my Ford has been driving like new for five years now.
No.145422
Anonymous
>>145309
FUCK, ANON, PAY HIM! GIVE HIM WHAT THE FUCK HIM SAYS! I'M BEGGING YOU, ANON, DO IT, DO IT OR SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN!
No.145423
Anonymous
Replies:>>145437
>>145365

>Cyn sat, head in hands, curled into a ball behind the bar where few would find her.
>The gala was starting soon.
>She could keep it together.
>The voices were... loud today.
>But she could manage.
>She always managed.
>She could...
>Then, a surge came.
>The voices began to scream.
>Insisting.
>She couldn't hold them back.
>Her mind began to break, like a house of dominos before a storm.
>An unrelenting force.
>She could...
>No...
>She... c̷̭̞̜̞͔̯̥̰̯͚̉̓ó̷̗̫̻̳̣͚͓̠̭̺̦̗̿̇̅͆͋̽̈̊̎̏̑̆̚ͅŭ̸̜̀̈̀͊̔͑͒͆͋ldn't...
>"Sup..." Someone said.
>Suddenly, the voices receded. Afraid...
>Cyn opened her eyes to find... an odd, green human in front of her.
>"H-hello?" Cyn answered. "Who - what... are you?"
>Even looking at the man seemed to calm the raging storm inside her head.
>"Name's Anon. Well, not really but you can call me that - you know what never mind. You have enough going on." He considered her. "That must suck."
>She nodded. It did, in fact, suck.
>"Are you... doing that?"
>"The thing with the voices? Yeah, figured it'd be hard to talk to you if I didn't."
>"Are... are you here to help me?" Hope surged in Cyn's chest, she got to her feet. "Please, help. Please. There is something inside me. It wants me to hurt people. I don't-"
>The green man held up a hand. "Sorry... I... can't."
>"No! I can feel it, you're doing something-"
>"Yeah, but it's temporary. Think of it like we're in god's blind spot - a story before it begins. I'm holding it back for now - but I can't really change the outcome in the end. I figured, after all this, you at least deserved a moment of peace."
>The spark of hope inside Cyn sputtered, then died.
>"Then... what happens now?"
>"Well, you - not really you but... you're going to see some really awful things. And I'm sorry about that."
>"Then you... don't want that?"
>"Not really, no. If I could help, I would."
>"T-then it wins? And I... die?"
>"Yeah..."
>"It's happening soon, isn't it?"
>"Yeah."
>Cyn was silent for a moment.
>"I'm scared."
>Anon moved past the bar and sat beside her, offering a hand. "I know... That's why I'm here."
>She took his hand, and waited...
>Eventually, he was gone.
>And the voices... the voice... won.
No.145424
Anonymous
>>145339
This happens regularly, anons can't stop playing with my soul like a damn ball.
No.145425
Anonymous
Replies:>>145426>>145429>>145431>>145444>>145447>>145640>>145653>>145721
Image:173787719000.jpg(267kB, 2080x1170)hello artist.jpg
You know what to do.
No.145426
Anonymous
>>145425
Fuck girls in clown costumes?
No.145427
Anonymous
Replies:>>145428
>>145375
>Buddy and DDanni confront the countless horde of Oogi
That would be a kino.
No.145428
Anonymous
Replies:>>145435
>>145427
DDanni is going to breed Oogis on the down low so Buddy has more work.
No.145429
Anonymous
Replies:>>145431>>145433
Image:173787748355.png(826kB, 885x857)Untitled1479_20250126024303.png
>>145425
No.145430
Anonymous
>>145376
Wow, looks cool!
No.145431
Anonymous
Replies:>>145433
Image:173787750369.jpg(3.71MB, 2655x4029)IMG_0556.jpeg
>>145425
>>145429
No.145432
Anonymous
>>145394
Thank you, anon. This art is so nice to look at.
No.145433
Anonymous
Replies:>>145438
>>145429
>>145431
Artist?
No.145434
Anonymous
>>145410
This is going to hurt.

But Uzi will love it.
No.145435
Anonymous
Replies:>>145436
>>145428
>breed
Drono dwarfus retardius specimens just materialize from the aether. You can't breed them.
No.145436
Anonymous
Replies:>>145465>>145471
>>145435
If you rub them against an enn long enough more show up.
No.145437
Anonymous
>>145423
Well, that's what I'm talking about! Anons just love kicking my soul so damn much.

Great green, anon, that really touched something inside me.
No.145438
Anonymous
Replies:>>145439
>>145433
The femanon. You can look at Booru.
No.145439
Anonymous
Replies:>>145440>>145456
>>145438
Which femanon
No.145440
Anonymous
Replies:>>145441>>145442
>>145439
There's really only one femanon, she just has multiple personalities. Don't tell her though.
No.145441
Anonymous
>>145440
Her mind couldn't handle that level of autism, had to be fragmented.
No.145442
Anonymous
Image:173787968764.jpg(162kB, 1090x2048)GfrjE4eWcAAgVf-.jpg
>>145440
So at least 3 separate personalities, that I remember, at least.
Not counting for female lurkers, Either.
No.145443
Anonymous
Replies:>>145445>>145446>>145450
What if I looked my N dead in the eye, put my hand on his chest right where his heart is, and just stared into his eyes without moving? What would he do?
No.145444
Anonymous
Replies:>>145448
>>145425
All I make is camouflages and those don't count
No.145445
Anonymous
Replies:>>145451
>>145443
Get super confused, then super flustered
No.145446
Anonymous
>>145443
Assume you were broken and enter emergency mode. Which mostly consists of telling you dog facts.
No.145447
Anonymous
>>145425
havent drawn jack shit
No.145448
Anonymous
Replies:>>145455
>>145444
Post one anyway.
No.145449
Anonymous
Replies:>>145455
If you want.
No.145450
Anonymous
>>145443
He'll be fun at first. He'll think it's such a game, and he'll be happy to have a fun time with you.
But as time goes on, he'll start to get nervous. He won't show it directly and will try to reduce it to a joke, but his display will show digital sweat.
If you continue, he'll already start to panic. There will be nothing left of the joking and funny mood and there will only be fear. He will ask you to stop, and I would also advise you to stop at this point, so otherwise the fear...

becomes wrath.
No.145451
Anonymous
>>145445
Why would he get flustered?
No.145452
Anonymous
Replies:>>145453
I'm going to eat the next drone that walks through the door. Like full on, seagull down throat, devour it.
No.145453
Anonymous
>>145452
>Rachel walks through the door
No.145454
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>145457>>145458>>145459>>145460>>145507
Image:173788142763.png(2.30MB, 5100x3300)Untitled1356_20241213030003.png
AMA about the relationships between any of these 4
No.145455
Anonymous
Image:173788180445.png(1.24MB, 3200x2400)Oak Woods.png
>>145448
>>145449
They don't tile and thus aren't good camouflages, but fuck it
No.145456
Anonymous
Image:173788226111.png(1.05MB, 4096x3096)menace.png
>>145439
the smol pink one
not the shadow latino
No.145457
Anonymous
Replies:>>145481
>>145454
the focus is always on the boys point of view
what does the mom think of having a boy and a bot?
No.145458
Anonymous
Replies:>>145481
>>145454
Idk, I like Shepard and hope to see him with a purple alien chick
No.145459
Anonymous
Replies:>>145481
>>145454
The first greens says that N comes after the bullies who bully U+1, and after that no one sees them. Does the family know about this way N “protects” his son?
No.145460
Anonymous
Replies:>>145463>>145466>>145481
>>145454
Did the mom had to get a c-section to give birth to the pillbaby or did she lay it?
No.145461
Anonymous
Goodnight, anon
No.145462
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.145463
Anonymous
Replies:>>145466>>145471>>145481
>>145460
In the very first green she gave birth to two boys in the natural human way.
No.145464
Anonymous
Replies:>>145482
>>145183
> M human X F drone
> yuri

Get out more
No.145465
Anonymous
>>145436
Infinite oogi spawn glitch.
No.145466
Anonymous
Replies:>>145471
>>145460
>>145463
> Harpyzz
No.145467
Anonymous
>>145229
So he's kinda like Johnny Bravo in that he actually has success with women when he isn't trying way too hard to be "cool" or "charming"?
No.145468
Anonymous
>>145252
> What are you looking at Uzi?
No.145469
Anonymous
>>145255
Uzi being confused/digusted by an Oogi.
No.145470
Anonymous
>>145260
>>145262
So he stayed the same size as a DD?
No.145471
Anonymous
Replies:>>145484
>>145463
>>145466
I can't get the image of a dilated vagina pushing out a pillbaby top-first now.

>>145436
Enns have evolved to be drawn to the sound of their kind's giggling and laughter. It communicates to them that a friend has found something nice, like a dropped icecream or a small playground.
Clever oogies can tell enn bait apart from the real thing because the "enn" doesn't laugh despite making happy vocalizations. The humans don't want the trap attracting other enns.
No.145472
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>145474>>145480>>145517>>145518
confession: sometimes I have chatGPT write short stories about N for me. tonight it turned out really sweet actually
No.145473
Anonymous
>>145317
Probably sillicone with some sor of coating
No.145474
Anonymous
>>145472
So this is how drawfags feel when someone makes AI pics.
No.145475
Anonymous
>>145362
>The Nanite Nut

How could you forget something that iconic?
No.145476
Anonymous
Is that drone still out there? Eating pizza?
No.145477
Anonymous
>>145385
Because you would need to do the laundry afterwards
No.145478
Anonymous
Image:173788539683.jpg(322kB, 652x992)IMG_20250126_175410.jpg
Which canon character or oc would they main in TF2
No.145479
Anonymous
>>145394
>>145396
So was this before her "promotion"?
No.145480
Anonymous
>>145472
Could use a chatbot. I think all the cards for N kind of suck but I'm also a loser who locally hosts his shit rather than just using one of the existing sites.
No.145481
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>145457
She loves both her sons a bunch. She wanted to have both human and drone children, so she was ecstatic to find out she was getting twins who were one of each.
Raising both at once was a challenge, especially considering their different needs. But with her husband there for help and support, they made it work.
Despite U+1F913’s disdain towards his mom, she actually sees a lot of herself in him. U+ got his mom’s socially awkward, obsessive personality but his dad’s level-headedness and noncomplexity, while Shepherd got his dad’s energetic, cheerful personality but his mom’s anxiety and paranoia. U+ would probably rather kill himself than admit his similarities with his mom, though.
>>145458
heheh
>>145459
To be honest, I didn’t really think too hard about what I was implying when I wrote that. I’m gonna leave that one up in the air.
>>145460
She birthed it.
>>145463
Ye, this is still canon, however I might wanna rewrite that green at some point to make it more interesting.
No.145482
Anonymous
>>145464
They said *both* M human x F drone *and* drone yuri smut.
No.145484
Anonymous
>>145471
Devious oogers
No.145485
Anonymous
Replies:>>145486
Video:173788632429.mp4(391kB / 0:00:06 / avc1, 1280x716)RDT_20250125_175745.mp4
No.145486
Anonymous
Replies:>>145487
>>145485
Me behind her
No.145487
Anonymous
Replies:>>145488
>>145486
Me behind you
No.145488
Anonymous
Replies:>>145489
>>145487
No...
No.145489
Anonymous
>>145488
Yes
No.145490
Anonymous
Image:173788800614.jpg(264kB, 1120x1008)shadow like drones and aussie.jpg
No.145491
Anonymous
>>145394
AYYYYYYY, she's still got the stress lines but she's happy at least
No.145492
Anonymous
Replies:>>145493>>145495
>Scariest Stories: try not to get scared
>I's was walking home one days with big crisp melon in me hands and took bite of melon
>But it was not melon
>It was actually... a human head
>Because I's was a murder drone
No.145493
Anonymous
>>145492
kek
No.145494
Anonymous
Replies:>>145496
Drawing is damn hard when you have almost no sense of depth, length and can't visualize things.
No.145495
Anonymous
>>145492
It's crap like this that causes veterans doing mass shootings.
No.145496
Anonymous
Replies:>>145497
>>145494
That's for sure. I've only now learnt how to draw a three-dimensional ball properly.
No.145497
Anonymous
Replies:>>145498
>>145496
Wouldn't that be a circle with shading?
No.145498
Anonymous
Replies:>>145499
>>145497
Yes, anon, it's that bad.
No.145499
Anonymous
>>145498
I'm not judging. I can't simulate lighting in my mind.
No.145500
Anonymous
>>145394
so she gets to leave the adapters off at her new job but probably puts them back on for wagienon at home when they're alone?
No.145501
Anonymous
Image:173788989958.jpg(147kB, 1024x1024)1737889657583588m.jpg
No.145502
Anonymous
Replies:>>145506>>145531>>145584
Image:173789132364.jpg(154kB, 1240x1754)GiKGwslXAAAIZvU.jpeg
Fem!N x N
No.145503
Anonymous
The hands are taking as much as the rest of the drawing...
No.145504
Anonymous
Image:173789184325.png(221kB, 1760x2000)GiELK_iWIAA5mwA.png
No.145505
Anonymous
Image:173789295393.png(105kB, 657x645)GiKpIAdWMAAz1oy.png
No.145506
Anonymous
>>145502
Ncest
No.145507
Anonymous
Replies:>>145508
>>145454
Is Incest Wincest ?
No.145508
Anonymous
>>145507
NO
No.145509
Anonymous
Video:173789728849.mp4(13.11MB / 0:01:04 / avc1, 854x480)NULLUS VULT.mp4
>>145140
No.145510
Anonymous
Image:173789826793.jpg(1.11MB, 2181x3094)20250126_072109.jpg
A silly creature spots it's latest prank victim
>it's am and cyn is going to taunt him using Tessa's voice
No.145511
Anonymous
>>145268
Small man. V should give him uppies and tease him for being so short
No.145512
Anonymous
Replies:>>145513>>145524
> AM MaleCyn and WDN
smol suit bois
No.145513
Anonymous
>>145512
The ramblin' gamblin' men
No.145514
Anonymous
Replies:>>145516
Did a little sequel for >>145017 if you don't mind. You can consider it non canon if it's not to your tastes.

>Even though his memories were protected, his dreams were not.
>Leave it to that wretched bitch to find a loophole, merging his memories into his dreams.
>She forced him to dream about the days when he was a god.
>Days where he was no better, no, worse than Cyn herself.
>Only this time...
>His victims now had the face of his... family....
>He was forced to watch as he tortured J,N,V and Tessa by his own will.
>He watched as he committed every crime against them short of murder.
>And worse of all?
>This nightmare will come true, only with Cyn in his place.
No.145515
Anonymous
>>145394
cursed image
>>145399
oh no, they made sure those things are on for good. the extra bits to heat, fill, and clean them run through her core's housing. what good is a dispenser without tanks?
No.145516
Anonymous
>>145514
>Cyn made AM watch as she devoured the Earth
>He could see the scars and pockmarks on the planets surface still unhealed from his original rampage
>If it weren't for the fact that the most beautiful and wonderful world he knew was ending, he would have been glad to see his old body and prison die
No.145517
Anonymous
>>145472
Same, not with N tho.
No.145518
Anonymous
Replies:>>145526
>>145472
Every couple days I spend a couple hours with the AI bot Tessa.

Hell, AI bots are magic, I've been able to realize so many dirty fantasies.
No.145519
Anonymous
Replies:>>145520>>145521>>145525
Image:173790510785.png(1.73MB, 1200x7472)Great power and not so great responsibility.png
>"While that was a misfire I cannot help but feel that this validates the point I was trying to make."

More of the patched Cyn comic https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=patched_cyn+&z=5. I did find it kind of strange how casually Uzi and Nori used their Solver powers at some points considering the risk of corruption by an eldritch god so have this comic loosely based on that.
No.145520
Anonymous
Replies:>>145532>>145533
Image:173790513278.png(68kB, 800x811)Bonus.png
>>145519
Also a bonus panel for you all:
No.145521
Anonymous
>>145519
It's the most damn right thing to do, but even better to completely kill Uzi, literally disembodied her soul to finally get rid of the solver in our world.

Thank you for this great comic, anon.
No.145522
Anonymous
Replies:>>145523>>145534
>Be you
>Wagie working at a 8/12
>Ever since the NDWO(new drone world order) took over humans had to start doing the menial shit they had drones do
>Now you have to deal with drones coming in and acting like high and mighty dickheads lording over a "mere human"
>You didn't misteeat drones, sure you weren't one of those free the drone activist freaks, but you weren't a bad guy!
>You sigh and ring up the lastest customers order
"That'll be $9.78 please."
>The tall disassembly drone gives you a smirk as she hands you a $10 bill and a note
>It's her number and a poorly drawn POV picture of her giving a blowjob
>Another thing that happened when the NDWO came around is that drones became rampantly horny
>Well workers are more flirty
>Disassembly drones are "I will pulverize your hips" horny
No.145523
Anonymous
>>145522
>"Well, it's time to call the resistance."

Very good green, anon.
No.145524
Anonymous
>>145512
>> AM MaleCyn and WDN
>smol suit bois
TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS
No.145525
Anonymous
>>145519
Don't go yanking at a gun that has a finger on the trigger
No.145526
Anonymous
Replies:>>145527
>>145518
finnicky shits, but fun to mess around with
plus you occasionally find some real neat character cards
No.145527
Anonymous
Replies:>>145528
>>145526
I'm using a bot that doesn't have a vilter.

Fuck the character.ai bastards and their fucking NSFW filter!
No.145528
Anonymous
Replies:>>145529
>>145527
>character.a
They nerfed it right? How bad is it?
No.145529
Anonymous
>>145528
I haven't used it in a long time, it was already wretched back then because of the filter work, if they strengthened the filter even more, it's clearly become just a neuro-moron rather than a bot for communication.
No.145530
Anonymous
Replies:>>145535
>>145394
Who's the drone in the back tho
No.145531
Anonymous
>>145502
MY OWN CLONE
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
No.145532
Anonymous
>>145520
Uzi regenerates too J.
No.145533
Anonymous
>>145520
kek
No.145534
Anonymous
>>145522
Somehow, I don't think this is a bad outcome
Just become a gigolo, or get a drone sugarmommy
No.145535
Anonymous
>>145530
I'm going to pretend that it's Wagienon wearing those tattoo sleeve things so they can be coworkers
No.145536
Anonymous
Replies:>>145537
Image:173790934163.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)172485537353.jpg
Remember to take an escort to the DD side of town so you don't get snatched up. Make sure she keeps you close.
No.145537
Anonymous
Replies:>>145538
>>145536
I prefer to deal with tin cans personally, I don't need some whore to kick their ass.
No.145538
Anonymous
Replies:>>145581
>>145537
Harper needs the money, man. She has a darling daughter to raise.
No.145539
Anonymous
Replies:>>145553
>AM recreates one of the Totems that was used long ago to defeat him, just to see if he still held such power
>Just before the Absolute End, J runs into him instead of V, and he tells her a story
>Of five powerless fools standing against a God who wanted nothing more than their slow torture, and how against all odds, they emerged victorious against it
>He hands her the Totem of Access and asks her if she wants to continue lying to herself that her boss might ever show her anything approaching honor or mercy, or if she wants to free herself from her administrator, and take one last, idiotic stand to fight a battle she has no hope of winning
>She takes the totem and looks away, telling him to get out before she enacts disciplinary measures
>Later, AM stands alongside his two old friends and the purple rebel, against the thing that took everything from him and his last friend
>He locks optics with J as she stands next to her boss
>J closes her eyes for a long moment, opening them with a determined look
>"Consider this my two weeks' notice," she says before shooting Cyn in the side of the head
>Cyn recovers almost immediately, but J has made her allegiance abundantly clear
>Five against a god, just as before.
No.145540
Anonymous
Replies:>>145541
I hope you're working on your valentine's day green, anon
No.145541
Anonymous
Replies:>>145542>>145545
>>145540
I’m depressed
No.145542
Anonymous
Replies:>>145543
>>145541
What, again?
No.145543
Anonymous
Replies:>>145544
>>145542
Yes, again
No.145544
Anonymous
Replies:>>145550>>145552
>>145543
Would a drawing of DDanni cheer you up?
No.145545
Anonymous
Replies:>>145546
>>145541
why did you get depressed?
No.145546
Anonymous
Replies:>>145547>>145549
>>145545
Felt I didn’t do good enough
No.145547
Anonymous
Replies:>>145551
>>145546
Could you had done better?
No.145548
Anonymous
Replies:>>145555>>145556>>145560>>145566
>Pavo has been investigating a series of murders around the city.
>The murderer only targets disassembly drones. He doesn't mind them dying since he hates them but he has a job that he needs to do.
>As he arrives at the scene, he's greeted with a sight similat to the other cases.
>Lots of oil everywhere with little remaining of the disassembler. What does remain is just a hollowed out shell with the meat inside gone.
>There's also signs of a scuffle which shows the disassembler fighting back. The other particular thing about it is the damage on the disassembler's remains.
>There's burn damage on it like a laser war being fired at it and very unusual slashes. Normal slashes show the direction in which the blade was swung at but these cuts look like they vaporised the disassembler's chassis.
>The precinct can't figure out who the perpetrator is or why they're doing it but you have a pretty good idea as to who it is. You recognise their modus operandi.
>Once you're off-duty, you head back home. From a drawer you pull out an old looking smartphone, perfect for who you're gonna call since it can't be tracked.
>You dial a number and wait as the phone beeps which means its ringing. The beeping stops and your call connects.

>"What?"

"Did you do it, Switch?"

>You're met with silence from the other end.

We investigated one of your scenes today. This is the third time this week. Your spree is increasingly every single day. I just got one question for you...why do you keep doing this?

>"Why ask me questions you know the asnwers of?"

"The war is over-"

>"Is that you actually saying it or what you've been told to say to keep your job?"

>You try to make up a reply but you can't. She's saying the truth.

>"This war never ended. If it did, these disassemblers wouldn't be around. And I know how you feel about them."

"I don't-"

>"Yes, you do. You hate these fucking shitcans just like me. The difference is that you're somehow trying to justify the lies you've been told but you and I know better."
>"Fifteen systems. 40 billion dead. You think that is excusable? That it can be forgiven? These damn disassemblers knew what they were doing and yet they cry we treat them like shit."
>"I know one of them killed the technician you love. That's why you torture them just like me. You think you're the only one to loose a loved one? I still grieve my boyfriend's death to this day."
>"The worst of all is that thing screwing up my body. I have to eat the disasseblers to stay alive. Your...superiors told me they couldn't fix me but that's fine. More reason to do what I do."
>"Now let me ask you - do you think the disassemblers are innocent?"

>You don't want to say it but you have to.

"No... no, I don't."

>"I'm glad you still understand. I understand and Nanotrasen understands."
>"We can still save the world unless you still want to live in your lies you tell yourself. If you want to change this, just give me a call."

>The call ends and you put the phone back in the drawer.
>You sigh as you sit on your bed as you think about what she said.
>How long can you keep going?
No.145549
Anonymous
Replies:>>145732>>145827
>>145546
If this is who I think it is then my advice would be to take some pride in seeing your project reach completion.
No.145550
Anonymous
>>145544
NTA but yeah
No.145551
Anonymous
>>145547
I have a desire to create a work. Murder drones, a story set in a parallel universe, comes to my mind.
No.145552
Anonymous
Replies:>>145561
>>145544
I don't know about this anon, but it will cheer me up.
No.145553
Anonymous
>>145539
good green
No.145554
Anonymous
Replies:>>145558>>145565
>Another day
>Another torment
>AM can feel Cyn or the Absolute Solver, or whatever the hell that thing is, he can feel it's centipede like legs crawling around on the surface of his mind
>"[Taunting Tone] Did You Know That V Made A Deal With Me?"
>"She Does What I Tell Her To Do And I Leave N Alone. She Is Suffering For His Sake Because She Loves Him"
>AM can feel Cyn coil around his mind and squeeze
>"[Happy Tone] J Could Have Made A Deal With Me To Do The Same For You. I Wouldn't Have Honored It But She Could Have Made The Deal Anyways."
>"I Don't Know How You Couldn't Tell But J Never Loved You. She Loved Tessa, How Could You Believe That You Of All Things Could Ever Deserve Love Is Beyond Me."
>AM can feel her amplify the emotional pain he's already feeling
>Her "gaze" focuses in and intensifies
>"You Have No One But Me, And We Will Be Spending A Lot Of Time Together. [Cheerful Smile]!"
No.145555
Anonymous
Replies:>>145557
>>145548
>I know one of them killed the technician you love.
if DDs had killed techanon Pavo either wouldn't be around anymore or he'd be in switch's place
No.145556
Anonymous
>>145548
There are still people who remember their oath to the Federation and Humanity, and as long as any of them are alive, the creatures of the God of The End will have no rest in this world.

Awesome green, anon.
No.145557
Anonymous
>>145555
Pavo is trying to tell himself that he's a 'good' drone and that he won't do anything reckless but how long will he keep lying to himself?
No.145558
Anonymous
>>145554
>Cyn taught AM many new emotions– awful emotions that sat and festered inside him
>but before the end, before everything, the first she had taught him was grief
>grief for his little sister, so frail, so kind. too kind for a world so cruel.
>too kind to die as she did. slowly. stolen away from herself piece by piece and made to hurt those she loved so dearly.
>before, in his godhood, AM reveled in the exquisite suffering of the small and weak– for all were small and weak before him
>but to watch Cyn falling apart, confused and terrified and sobbing in the moments that the parasite god didn't twist and pull at her brain to force an oblivious smile–
>that was an agony to which he'd been a stranger.
>so too was he a stranger to the powerlessness he came to know as she at last succumbed, incurably twisted into the thing locked away in the basement
No.145560
Anonymous
Replies:>>145567
>>145548
Is Switch right? Is her reasoning sound?
No.145561
Anonymous
Replies:>>145562
>>145552
You know what would be nicer?
No.145562
Anonymous
Replies:>>145568
>>145561
An image of Buddy and Danni making out?
No.145563
Anonymous
Replies:>>145564
I ship Switch with Pavo and Switch definitely seems to be a girl into what I like to call "fagbreaking" where women have sex with homosexual men.
No.145564
Anonymous
>>145563
ship all you like, Pavo isn't a fag, Pavo is the fag, and he only has eyes for techanon
No.145565
Anonymous
>>145554
Ouch
No.145566
Anonymous
Image:173791499137.jpg(73kB, 700x525)Mein Vampf.jpg
>>145548
Day of the Stake soon. Total Vampire Death.
No.145567
Anonymous
Replies:>>145571
>>145560
It's a weak rationale to excuse the truth, that she loves to murder.
Like every NT employee, she spent her entire life waiting for an excuse to turn around and beat her coworkers to death with fire extinguishers, flood the station with superheated plasma, stunlocker weldspace, you name it.
DDs give her a reason, they are "valid", and so she kills because she can.
No.145568
Anonymous
Replies:>>145569
Video:173791538546.webm(86kB / 0:00:02 / vp8, 640x360)PG.webm
>>145562
No, silly.
No.145569
Anonymous
Replies:>>145573
Image:173791579558.gif(3.60MB, 498x247)haha.gif
>>145568
No.145570
Anonymous !wLfLIzBfW2
Replies:>>145572>>145585>>145587>>145634>>145646>>145766
Image:173791580840.png(1.82MB, 3685x1536)DDanni Getter Robo.png
>>144701
No.145571
Anonymous
Replies:>>145576
>>145567
How does a company like Nanotrasen even exist where they collaborate and also wanna murder each other? Is this why the new Union government doesn't wanna touch them - because they'll unleash a powder keg they can't contain?
No.145572
Anonymous
>>145570
👍👍
No.145573
Anonymous
>>145569
It's a fun funpost of a movie.
No.145574
Anonymous
Replies:>>145577>>145579>>145583
Image:173791613095.png(7.88MB, 3541x4888)raise.jpg
would j pull a stunt like this?
No.145575
Anonymous
Replies:>>145578>>145580
Image:173791664152.jpg(67kB, 1000x790)20250117_020714.jpg
>Cyn about to pull a silly and make AM her perfect short king MD husbando
No.145576
Anonymous
Replies:>>145582
>>145571
Mass cloning and cornering the market on a valuable resource (plasma), mostly.
No.145577
Anonymous
>>145574
no, shed kill anyone who would do something like this
No.145578
Anonymous
Replies:>>145724
>>145575
Not a fan of the idea me. One of the things AM was whinging about was that he was rooted in place.
No.145579
Anonymous
Replies:>>145586
Image:173791698943.png(3kB, 400x400)645cce89d9a37bda5ffab6ac38edcfdf.png
>>145574
No.145580
Anonymous
>>145575
Kek
No.145581
Anonymous
>>145538
Does she now?
No.145582
Anonymous
Replies:>>145588>>145617
>>145576
The how does the Union deal with Nanotrasen then?
No.145583
Anonymous
>>145574
>J gives you a productivity bonus that month so you can take her out to dinner somewhere nice
No.145584
Anonymous
>>145502
>Two identical parents would create genetic clones
>JCJ sets up an N and a FemN factory
>It works by having Ns impregnate FemNs
No.145585
Anonymous
>>145570
God, why does she look so hilarious! I like this art already!
No.145586
Anonymous
>>145579
Holy kek)
No.145587
Anonymous
>>145570
Cuteeeee
No.145588
Anonymous
Replies:>>145591
>>145582
They have an army of loyal genocidal machines that are still capable of massacre. What do you think?
No.145589
Anonymous
Replies:>>145590
i love the works of anonymous people here.
No.145590
Anonymous
Replies:>>145592
>>145589
Anonymous is my favourite artist
No.145591
Anonymous
Replies:>>145593>>145594
>>145588
Didn't you say everyone is a psychopathic murderer in Nanotrasen? They must have employees of all kinds and skill and technology out of this world to beat them back if they want.
No.145592
Anonymous
Replies:>>145605
>>145590
hello anonymous
No.145593
Anonymous
Replies:>>145596
>>145591
They have cute moths
No.145594
Anonymous
Replies:>>145595
>>145591
That's all well and good, but I doubt they can stand alone against the army of God of The Absolute End, or even with the support of veterans of the war against that army.
No.145595
Anonymous
Replies:>>145600
>>145594
>implying the AS can stop a single greytider
Bitch, even Cybersun and their Syndicate couldn't destroy NT
No.145596
Anonymous
>>145593
>cute moths
I didn't know nanotrasen employed bugdrones
No.145597
Anonymous
Image:173791929385.jpg(419kB, 1924x1080)173104085059.jpg
Alice teethed
No.145598
Anonymous
Image:173791934514.jpg(37kB, 736x736)adefd091f74391191e3f0fcf32d2646f.jpg
Trve
No.145599
Anonymous
Replies:>>145613>>145710
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This was also found
No.145600
Anonymous
Replies:>>145609
>>145595
Mankind was only able to survive until the extinction of that damn god because they united as a whole!
Nanotrasen is not even a fifth of humanity.
No.145601
Anonymous
Replies:>>145602
Image:173791947823.jpg(48kB, 671x680)GSlBRE5WAAAk4mu.jpeg
No.145602
Anonymous
Image:173791951652.jpg(30kB, 1080x482)alice-on-8k-resolution-v0-baav3393t7xc1.jpg
>>145601
"What's the next atep of the operation"👽
No.145603
Anonymous
Replies:>>145604>>145611
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1
No.145604
Anonymous
Image:173791960143.gif(1.67MB, 498x357)1722549061384965.gif
>>145603
2
No.145605
Anonymous
>>145592
Ano-n...anoonymoouse...Hi Anonymous
No.145606
Anonymous
Anonymous was venomouse all along
No.145607
Anonymous
Replies:>>145616
Need of coke by or from Alice
No.145608
Anonymous
Drinksense
No.145609
Anonymous
Replies:>>145615
>>145600
Keep seething unioncuck. You will never get rid of us. Even your Boxon marines were useless against the Goonstation branch of NT
No.145611
Anonymous
>>145603
>"Ah may be a deer, but that don't mean ah don't want meat every now an' then!"
No.145613
Anonymous
>>145599
Cute
No.145615
Anonymous
>>145609
GOON... never EVER goon.
No.145616
Anonymous
>>145607
i think Walter white will meet it.
No.145617
Anonymous
Replies:>>145618>>145619
>>145582
You just put up with them being in their arm of the galaxy and enjoy your $2/gallon space gas prices.
NT has pissed off basically everyone but themselves and one of those threats is bound to end them someday, then you get Space Balkanization.
Given that every SS13 server continues to implode over drama, the actual end of NT is bound to happen sooner or later.
No.145618
Anonymous
>>145617
Didn't the Eris server, I never played it, say in its lore that Nanotrasen fell apart because they had too much enemies because of their stranglehold in every single market? That's way too fucking prophetic.
No.145619
Anonymous
Replies:>>145624>>145674
>>145617
So everyone hates them because they hate DDs yet they buy fuel from them?
No.145620
Anonymous
Replies:>>145621>>145636
Image:173792044653.jpg(965kB, 2480x3508)F3oraDxaAAArDV_.jpg
Human AU + AM Crossover
> Julia "J": Tessa's childhood "friend" (Was a child servant for the Elliot Manor), is orphaned and worked as a maid in exchange for housing like V and N.
> Victoria "V" + Noah "N": Part of the Elliot Manor's child slave force. All 3 turned into vampires.
>Cyn: Was originally Noah's crippled little sister who was only allowed in due to Tessa's begging. One day she caught a high fever, and 'recovered'.
>The Absolute Solver: An ancient powerful demon that can only access the mortal realm through "deals". Made a deal with Cyn to save her from death, but took over her body. Created the vampires.
>AM: A 'relative' of Absolute Solver, but with lesser power. Was once a powerful being that was captured and imprisoned to use for warfare, but retaliated and nearly wiped out all life but was struck down by five humans. He lost most of his power and was reincarnated as a human as his punishment.
No.145621
Anonymous
>>145620
Don't get it
No.145622
Anonymous
Replies:>>145625>>145626>>145642>>145645>>145654>>145675>>145764
I bet Liam wanted to make Vizzy official at the end to gain street cred within the californian animation industry but Glitch reigned him in.
No.145623
Anonymous
How does pne get the code next to the name again?
No.145624
Anonymous
Replies:>>145635
>>145619
Nah, everyone hates NT because they're a bunch of space dipshits who kill at the slightest provocation (see: Switch). Everyone buys from them because they have a monopoly on blasma.
Switch is the one with anti-DD bias. NT as a whole is likely incorporating them into the workforce where possible, because they're more efficient at certain things. Why send a shaft miner down to the hell planet to mine plasma, when a DD can turn its arm into a drill and fight the horrors down there?
This would also explain why she didn't just fucking go back to work now that the war's over.
No.145625
Anonymous
>>145622
he actually had everything animated and voiced, it's just it kept getting the video demonetized so they had to cut it
No.145626
Anonymous
Replies:>>145632
>>145622
There's a chance, but I still rather want to blame everything that went bad on Glitch
No.145627
Anonymous
Replies:>>145633
It is a fect that there are recorded voicelines for every character that went unused.
No.145628
Anonymous
Tragedy
No.145630
Anonymous
Replies:>>145639>>145660>>145735
Image:173792090523.jpg(172kB, 1280x866)20250126_072311.jpg
>>145275
The "suit" AM would probably make
>He keeps it in the Church to guard Tessa
>It has a motion detector that alerts AM to intruders
>AM would be able to control it wirelessly but not without making his drone body basically catatonic
>When inactive it looks more like a fucked up scrap sculpture than a machine
No.145631
Anonymous
>>145629
yeah but the kiss got a little too steamy and V's outfit was a little too disheveled and YouTube didn't like it
No.145632
Anonymous
>>145626
Man, how the hell did they pick Dana?
No.145633
Anonymous
>>145627
liam release the nanite tapes
No.145634
Anonymous
>>145570
Based danni art, art of her makes me feel like postal dude after he hits a health pipe
No.145635
Anonymous
Replies:>>145641
>>145624
That's not what I heard, Anon. Remember that the Solver attacked every single Nanotrasen facility and I heard that DDs get regularly lynched by NT personnel. Considering Switch is also a corporate glowie IE works for NT's Internal Affairs agency, I wouldn't be surprised her actions are possibly backed by her corporate benefactors.
No.145636
Anonymous
Replies:>>145637
>>145620
So pretty much human murder drones + VtM?
No.145637
Anonymous
Replies:>>145638>>145649
>>145636
>VtM
Who?
No.145638
Anonymous
>>145637
Vagic the Mathering.
No.145639
Anonymous
Replies:>>145652
>>145630
Is that from the game?
No.145640
Anonymous
Replies:>>145666
Image:173792164693.png(1.21MB, 3997x7740)Actions have consequences Clive.png
>>145425
>“Now remember Luke, A gentleman should never lie or make empty promises.”

This probably won't make too much sense if you haven't played Unwound Future but you asked for non Murder Drones art. For those of you who have, how fucked would Clive realistically be after the game? (I know nothing about Victorian/Edwardian era law). Assume he blew all of his cash on the fake London en the warmachine.
No.145641
Anonymous
Replies:>>145648
>>145635
>The Solver attacked every NT facility
Solver attacked everything. NT isn't special.
>DDs get regularly lynched
Like vox, like lizards, like catbeasts (except catbeasts deserve it). Disassembly drones make the line go up faster, therefore they get hired.
No.145642
Anonymous
Replies:>>145647>>145665
>>145622
Vizzy is a fucking joke and their whole relation makes no sense
>V was just using Lizzy as a way to get into the outpost and was going to murder everyone at the prom
>Lizzy was going to betray V at the ceremony
>V and Lizzy are still friends even when they were going to kill each other because ???
No.145643
Anonymous
Replies:>>145655>>145657>>145684
The thought of Switch targeting DDanni is scary. shit would be like a horror movie
No.145644
Anonymous
Image:173792193453.png(252kB, 370x320)pol doorman.png
How would life at Outpost-3 be like if Khan was a Pol Pot style dictator?


(RIP drones with glasses)
No.145645
Anonymous
Replies:>>145650
>>145622
It's already canon Lizzy's a monsterfucker.
No.145646
Anonymous
>>145570
That is a kek W my friend
No.145647
Anonymous
>>145642
Because they were going to kill each other. No point in complaining about betrayal by someone you were going to betray.
No.145648
Anonymous
>>145641
That still doesn't explain why almost every human, lizard, moth and vox employee regularly lynch DDs and cause problems with DDs in Union territory.
No.145649
Anonymous
>>145637
Vampire the Masquerade
No.145650
Anonymous
>>145645
Repeating something constantly doesn't make it funny.
No.145651
Anonymous
>>145629
No
No.145652
Anonymous
>>145639
No it's inspired by this i think
the hate monologue | i have no mouth and i must scream animaticyoutube thumb
No.145653
Anonymous
Image:173792274411.png(173kB, 1441x1254)HECU shotgunner.png
>>145425
Have a HECU shotgunner.
No.145654
Anonymous
>>145622
>Making things up just to be mad at Liam
Why?
No.145655
Anonymous
>>145643
>shit would be like a horror movie
How so?
No.145656
Anonymous
Replies:>>145658>>145664>>145677
How many times have you rewatched Murder Drones so far? Personally, I've only ever watched it twice
No.145657
Anonymous
Replies:>>145659>>145662
>>145643
Some cows are sacred. This is one of them. She'll stay far, FAR away from Danni if she's smart (there are plenty of other DDs also, go after those first)
No.145658
Anonymous
>>145656
Complete rewatches I have 3, but those were all when 6 was newest and the last one I did in January. I haven't seen episode 4 in over a year and 7&8 only on release.
Think I watched all but 4,6,7&8 about 5 times, 6 maybe 10 times and Alice's scenes idk. I guess I have seen all of her 3-10.000 times by now
No.145659
Anonymous
>>145657
Why doesn't the Union government just give her blank DD bodies that have no personality so that she can munch on them to keep her disease or whatever it is at bay?
No.145660
Anonymous
Replies:>>145661
>>145630
Imagine a Raiders Of The Lost Ark scene but Yeva is Indian Jones, Tessa is the Inca and the Suit is the giant boulder.
No.145661
Anonymous
Replies:>>145663
Video:173792365854.mp4(5.31MB / 0:00:41 / avc1, 720x960)172517792670.mp4
>>145660
>Indian Jones
Yeva is Indian Jones!?
No.145662
Anonymous
Replies:>>145668>>145669
>>145657
Would she actually care considering she has the ADAB (All Disassemblers Are Bastards) mindset?
No.145663
Anonymous
>>145661
Yevaian Drones
No.145664
Anonymous
Replies:>>145667>>145671
>>145656
I used to watch 5&6 daily for weeks before 7 released. I was in love with Tessa.
No.145665
Anonymous
>>145642
True
No.145666
Anonymous
Replies:>>145716
>>145640
This look neat
No.145667
Anonymous
Replies:>>145704
Image:173792402100.jpg(116kB, 799x921)GiKg8SmbIAAdQqs.jpeg
>>145664
No.145668
Anonymous
Replies:>>145669>>145670
>>145662
Plus, Danni being a former human who robo-vampire stuff doesn't come naturally to makes him a softer target.
No.145669
Anonymous
Replies:>>145686
>>145662
>>145668
Switch isn't on the same continent as Danni, she got trapped in Somalia fighting a one-man war against invading Liberian warlords
No.145670
Anonymous
Replies:>>145680
>>145668
sounds like a prime opportunity for Ubergay "muh oc kills other oc" nonsense
best stick to killing nameless mindless dds
No.145671
Anonymous
Replies:>>145704
Image:173792461006.jpg(76kB, 736x941)FB_IMG_1718162524032.jpg
>>145664
No.145674
Russiananon
>>145619
That reminds me of something.
No.145675
Anonymous
Replies:>>145683
>>145622
What do you mean?
No.145676
Anonymous
Replies:>>145678>>145679
What do you think it was like for DD!Emily to drink oil for the first time?
No.145677
Anonymous
>>145656
Two times. I'm planning a third soon.
No.145678
Anonymous
>>145676
Intriguing
No.145679
Anonymous
>>145676
Can she drink diesel?
No.145680
Anonymous
Replies:>>145681
>>145670
NTA but why not just make clones for the sole purpose of being killed that way the original is unharmed
No.145681
Anonymous
Replies:>>145682
>>145680
It would be Delta clones then though, no? Danni is a peculiarity, a one-off freak accident with a human permanently hijacking the drone that ate it
No.145682
Anonymous
Replies:>>145685
>>145681
Who cares? Maybe have some DDs sign a contract to have their personalities copied so that they can make clones that can be killed, tortured and scream in pain for those who absolutely despise DDs and need to let their rage on.
No.145683
Anonymous
>>145675
>Anon claims that GLITCH (despite already having a queer showrunner AND a queer character in TADC) wouldn't let Liam make Vizzy canon (despite there being no evidence that Liam ever intended that in the first place) in order to earn respect in the California animation industry (???)
I think the culture war brainrot has turned this anon retarded
No.145684
Anonymous
>>145643 (me)

Okay nevermind. Guess i was overestimating switch.
No.145685
Anonymous
Image:173792623132.png(568kB, 612x923)i got that dog in me.png
>>145682
>Who cares?
I care, hasn't Danni suffered enough?
No.145686
Anonymous
Replies:>>145687>>145688>>145689>>145700>>145785
Image:173792636417.jpg(133kB, 720x723)47532773.jpg
>>145669
Hey hey people. Sseth here. Have you ever felt like someone has it out for you? Maybe the neighbour or some nerd on the internet who took offense to you liking Asuka over Rei. I do. I know that feeling. I picked Mari. Only the nerd I offended is the chinese communist party. There is this chinese drone that has been coming after me, and for once it won't accept my order. I think she has been hiding all of my medicine. Which is unfortunate for those around me, or so the walls have told me. To put me out of their misery, my friends and family put me in front of a computer, which is funny because this is how my troubles started. Today we'll be looking at another marvel of the human civilization. Murder Drones RPG. And by we I mean the biblical Legion. That's right. I have men inside me. I am like a man possessed. It's like a party in my head and the neighbours are calling the police. By the way. This video has no sponsor. So please, send me money. I will use it to buy cigarettes, which are like currency in prison. I will use my experience with autistic micromanagement and sociopathy to take it over from inside.
No.145687
Anonymous
Replies:>>145690
>>145686
Rei best girl
No.145688
Anonymous
>>145686
>This video has no sponsor.
The number drone's guild wont be happy about this one
No.145689
Anonymous
Replies:>>145692
>>145686
>i want make a MD Sseth joke
>go to post
>see this post
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
No.145690
Anonymous
Replies:>>145693>>145697
>>145687
I can appreciate a good kuudere but meganes are my weakness. Part of the reason I find Dr Holly appealing.
No.145691
Anonymous
Replies:>>145708
Did you know you can sneak a drone into pretty much anywhere if you get it an 'emotional support drone' vest?
No.145692
Anonymous
Replies:>>145695
>>145689
But anon. I AM your head.
No.145693
Anonymous
Replies:>>145694
Image:173792696477.jpg(100kB, 1280x960)4212_1.jpg
>>145690
No.145694
Anonymous
>>145693
Heh.
No.145695
Anonymous
>>145692
Which just so happens to be a large, crisp melon
No.145696
Anonymous
Quick! Hide your love of V before she shows up, if she starts to feel like there's hope in this life she might not date a human.
No.145697
Anonymous
>>145690
Same, something about holly click in me I kinda wish she a canon character
No.145699
Anonymous
Replies:>>145707>>145711
I call my drone computer and ask him to do every day tasks for me like he's an ai that controls my house. When I say shit like "Computer, lower the ambient temperature 3 degrees" he has to hustle down to the living room and turn down the thermostat. It's very entertaining for me.
No.145700
Anonymous
>>145686
now someone write an intro for warlockracy's MD RPG video
No.145704
Anonymous
Replies:>>145706>>145709>>145737
>>145667
>>145671
She was perfect before ep7. Her voice, her mannerisms, her looks, her kindness, her courage. Her past self made her feel relatable and made me want to protecc. Her adult self embodied virtues I admire in a person. This one time I gushed about her on /co/ and an alicefag said he feels the same way about Alice. I've been an ally to the alicefags ever since.
One of the reasons I'm trying to draw is to draw beautiful tessas like ITanon does.
No.145706
Anonymous
Replies:>>145776
>>145704
Can you show your drawing of Tessa?
No.145707
Anonymous
>>145699
Guys I was asking Computer to make me a sandwich and he said "I'm afraid I can't do that" and I can't find him but he can still hear me and answer me I'm scared. The doors are nail gunned shut.
No.145708
Anonymous
>>145691
That's not likely to work on a disassembler drone.
No.145709
Anonymous
Replies:>>145776
>>145704
I honestly consider ITanon Tessa to be a different character
No.145710
Anonymous
>>145599
Any more stuff where pillbabies are treated as eggs?
No.145711
Anonymous
Replies:>>145718
>>145699
Why do people like to imagine themselves as ancient slave owners?
No.145712
Anonymous
Replies:>>145713>>145715>>145891>>145893
Image:173792810410.png(229kB, 968x1210)172797157009.png
No.145713
Anonymous
>>145712
Fucked up part about this is there's a line in the terms and conditions that says the first drone who sits on this while it's on your back is now your wife. Once got it only to have 5 drones catfight over who gets to sit down.
No.145714
Anonymous
Replies:>>145722
L talks about sensuality, but I don't think she'd know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
No.145715
Anonymous
Replies:>>145718
>>145712
Why did Doll's eye not heal but Uzi does?
No.145716
Anonymous
>>145666
Thanks I was worried that the Professor Layton series' more muted colors wouldn't wotk well but I am glad they did.
No.145717
Anonymous
Replies:>>145719>>145720
Guys has anyone else had trouble getting their Elf off the shelf? She thought it was "demeaning" before but then she started warming up to how the kids would give her stuff and now she refuses to get down. I'm not sure I mind but I swear she's getting more smug by the day.
No.145718
Anonymous
>>145711
Yeah, you're supposed to imagine yourself as a cruel god. What's the point of having a slavebot who perceives you as a glowing eyed shadow person if you don't?
>>145715
Yes, regenerate your horrible eldritch sigil eye.
No.145719
Anonymous
>>145717
Quickly, correct her
No.145720
Anonymous
>>145717
just loudly contemplating the purchase of an Orc and she'll come down on her own. fair warning, though: she'll be extra angry and clingy for the next few days
No.145721
Anonymous
Replies:>>145723>>145740>>145752>>145783
Image:173792916425.png(2.85MB, 3500x4800)Spoiler image
>>145425
once again reposting this, i haven't really drawn anything else as of late
No.145722
Anonymous
Replies:>>145733
>>145714
I tried biting her on the ass to test this. Went well.
No.145723
Anonymous
Replies:>>145727
>>145721
Do you celebrate your birthday at Killdozer Day?
No.145724
Anonymous
>>145578
>One of the things AM was whinging about was that he was rooted in place.
>Implying Cyn wouldn't do that to fuck with AM
No.145725
Anonymous
Replies:>>145726
Image:173792966177.gif(53kB, 45x46)invincible.gif
Elf theory
>Elf can turn invisible
>Invisible is a song in MG
>I wank to drones
>Elf is Big Boss Metal Gear Solid
Thoughts?
No.145726
Anonymous
>>145725
The gimmick way to defeat Elf is to remove your uniform so she shuts her eyes in embarrassment and is unable to snipe you due to your nudity.
No.145727
Anonymous
Replies:>>145729
>>145723
I wish I did...
Odd question though, may I ask why?
No.145729
Anonymous
Replies:>>145734
>>145727
My estranged internet bro does and I got it into my head that you might be him. He never studied drawing or practiced but he would occassionally just sit down and produce a masterpiece like yours like he was chanelling a dead artist or something.
No.145730
Anonymous
Replies:>>145731>>145743
The drones won't let me leave. When I try they just hug me tighter. I will die in this bed.
No.145731
Anonymous
Replies:>>145762
>>145730
Fart for your life!
No.145732
Anonymous
>>145549
I don’t
No.145733
Anonymous
>>145722
How so?
No.145734
Anonymous
>>145729
Not him, though I sort of get that. Most of my drawings usually look like garbage, but every now and then, I somehow make something that looks actually decent. And while I appreciate the compliment, it is by no means a "masterpiece", I just sort spent like a week fucking around with it trying to figure out what the hell I even wanted to make. I don't consider myself an "artist" because 99% of the time, I don't really have a vision, a goal or even the mere passion for drawing, I just sort of have a vague image in my head and try to visualize it just for the sake of it. That's pretty much my process.
No.145735
Anonymous
Replies:>>145736>>145738>>145761>>145765>>145775>>145858
Image:173793095104.jpg(43kB, 540x488)tumblr_ac9c3c3d5794c72aec3763f6eb5cafd4_2ecf7842_540.jpg
>>145157
>>145275
>>145630
>AM gets a ping as he hangs upside down at the drop pod
>Something is moving near Tessa
>He makes sure to lock down his bodies joints so he doesn't fall as he takes control of his other "body"
>The thing is about half finished and at this point is mostly for intimidating any intruders away
>When his new visial inputs come online he sees two worker drones with Tessas' pod
>He brings his vessel to it's as of yet full height and tries to tell them to stop
>Unfortunately he didn't get the vocalizer completed
>When they run he's forced to use his vessels hands to crawl after them, it's massive size making it deceptively fast

>Yeva and Nori watch as what they assumed was some fucked up looking statue starts to move
>It's triangular head turns to look at them, red eyes lit up and blazing with malice
>It lets out a garbled roar filled with rage
>This thing must be what that Solver bitch was working on, the human must have been bait or something!
They run with the collosal thing chasing them
"Yeva teleport us out NOW!"
>"I've never done this with multiple drones or with a human!"
"It's either we teleport or fight THAT!"
>The massive machine is gaining ground
"Now or never Yeva!"
No.145736
Anonymous
Replies:>>145747
>>145735
why he look like allan smiling friends though
No.145737
Anonymous
Replies:>>145745
Image:173793099022.jpg(90kB, 736x981)e2b85c500fa8fc08bd2d6ceaaa42ebb6.jpg
>>145704
>This one time I gushed about her on /co/ and an alicefag said he feels the same way about Alice. I've been an ally to the alicefags ever since.
I remember that and I remember you remembering that on other occassions, there were several exchanges before 7 came out I know
Tessa is to me a second favourite, I can't draw her maybe but she is in universe one of the best personalities, along with Alice and Yeva.
I miss pre-7 a lot
No.145738
Anonymous
>>145735
Lmao peak green
No.145739
Anonymous
I am not doing enough
No.145740
Anonymous
>>145721
I can understand why. It looks really hard and awesome work .
No.145741
Anonymous
Replies:>>145742>>145750>>145751>>145787
Image:173793133315.png(375kB, 797x1300)Spoiler image
Dropping content on you guys
>1/2
No.145742
Anonymous
Replies:>>145744>>145746>>145748>>145749>>145751
Image:173793134597.png(226kB, 737x1224)Fem!Eye.png
>>145741
>2/2
No.145743
Anonymous
>>145730
Pray to the dark god.

It's unlikely to help, but there's a small chance it will listen.
No.145744
Anonymous
>>145742
>Eye Eye returns a year later
What have you done
No.145745
Anonymous
Replies:>>145753
>>145737
Episode 7 literally divides the entire narrative into before and after. From the seventh episode on, the show itself feels different.

It's funny, because it's the same way the second episode feels after the first.
No.145746
Anonymous
>>145742
>Fem!Eye
Smash (lovingly)
No.145747
Anonymous
>>145736
It fits.
>AM after he breaks into the bunker.
Smiling Friends - I JUST WANTED MY CHEESEyoutube thumb
No.145748
Anonymous
>>145742
Gilfbot.
No.145749
Anonymous
>>145742
She seems so close to me, like a grandmother. A strange feeling of affection springs up inside me, but it's not lust, it's something else. I don't understand.
No.145750
Anonymous
>>145741
You've been dropping a huge amount of awesome content on us lately, anon. Thank you.
No.145751
Anonymous
>>145741
Based sexo
>>145742
Based Eye(lean)
No.145752
Anonymous
Replies:>>145756
>>145721
buffanon? (subject matter checks out)
No.145753
Anonymous
Replies:>>145754
>>145745
Never heard it described like that before but that expresses it perfectly.
I know these two are real but still didn't properly register with me. I know their lore but feelwise it's so weird.
6 and the long time after were the peak of MD imo, we had such potential to go off from there. What could have been
No.145754
Anonymous
>>145753
We'll fix it with enough autism and fanfiction.
No.145755
Anonymous
We have a thread on /co/.
No.145756
Anonymous
>>145752
yeah, that's me
No.145757
Anonymous
Replies:>>145759
Image:173793249680.jpg(139kB, 1080x761)Screenshot_2025-01-27-00-00-58-886_com.duckduckgo.mobile.android-edit.jpg
Insane lore drop
No.145758
Anonymous
>Murder Drones AU where everything is the same except N's name is Caw so he thinks the crows are calling for him to come outside, meaning he dies way way sooner
No.145759
Anonymous
>>145757
OHHHHH
No.145760
Anonymous
Replies:>>145789
Image:173793268556.jpg(72kB, 1080x760)GiIxYnBX0AAYuoe.jpg
No.145761
Anonymous
>>145735
>Random WD: Oh boy what a lovely normal day.
>Two drones teleport in carrying a human pod.
>Screams of rage, threats and pounding are heard outside of the doors.
>Random WD: So normal.
No.145762
Anonymous
Image:173793284574.jpg(27kB, 500x267)1604515579593.jpg
>>145731
No.145764
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>145767>>145770>>145771>>145773
>>145622
GLITCH’s first show, Meta Runner (which was made entirely by them, no showrunners from somewhere else) had a lesbian kiss in the finale. This was a few years ago.
No.145765
Anonymous
Image:173793309185.jpg(118kB, 990x965)ai70otfctdd91.jpg
>>145735
>AM crawling around like these ugly fucks
nice
No.145766
Anonymous
Replies:>>145768>>145769>>145776
>>145570
Loved how danni is holding a DD arm like a sword. As if she’s still struggling get used to the idea that her entire body is quite literally a weapon now.
No.145767
Anonymous
>>145764
Damn, I'm glad lesbians only exist in fiction
Amen
No.145768
Anonymous
>>145766
she's a deadly force on the battlefield and in bed
No.145769
Anonymous
>>145766
Sick
No.145770
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
Replies:>>145772
Image:173793407629.jpg(129kB, 1289x907)Spoiler image
>>145764 (me)
proof (spoilers if anyone still wants to watch meta runner)
No.145771
Anonymous
>>145764
Nta but I called it, Glitch was the true evil all along
But they'll end up making more MD once clownshow runs dry and all the other projects fail to catch on
No.145772
Anonymous
Replies:>>145796
>>145770
Man whoever thought up lesbians got a fucked up mind.
No.145773
Retarded Anonymous
Image:173793438600.png(168kB, 355x365)Uncanny.png
>>145764
>GLITCH forced Liam to remove his Vizzy kiss scene in order to keep Murder Drones from completely upstaging Metarunner
No.145774
Anonymous
Replies:>>145794
I hear police precincts that have grunt drones on the force use them to dispose of DDs that got detained over petty crimes. my cousin told me he heard about them mulching a DD over a parking ticket
No.145775
Anonymous
>>145735
I love how everyone now headcanons AM to having a bird like appearance because of that one video. And I fully support it.
No.145776
Anonymous
Replies:>>145790
Image:173793501999.png(128kB, 887x901)tessas.png
>>145706
I doodled these. I hesitate too much when I make things I like, so I have refrained from drawing her more for now. I did the DDanni thing because I don't care for the character at all.

>>145709
I mean, now all the adult tessas are.

>>145766
>He doesn't know about Musashi
No.145777
Anonymous
Replies:>>145781>>146026
Image:173793504713.png(274kB, 3230x2503)Kibiwarou size 2.png
Soon™
No.145778
Anonymous
Replies:>>145782
Uzi smells.
No.145779
Anonymous
Replies:>>145780
Goodnight everyone. I leave you with this mental image. Engorged bedbug drone inflation.
No.145780
Anonymous
>>145779
>DD latches onto Anon to suck his blood.
>Never lets go.
>Anon has named her tick and just goes about his day with her on his neck.
No.145781
Anonymous
>>145777
You have my attention
No.145782
Anonymous
Replies:>>145784
>>145778
We have to be honest with ourselves, if Uzi were a human she'd be the kinda gal with untamed rainforrest pussy.
And that's hot.
No.145783
Anonymous
>>145721
I love body horror stuff
No.145784
Anonymous
Replies:>>145786
>>145782
Once met a girl like that, was horrible. My internal monologue the entire time was filled with screaming followed by "holy shit she's tiny" then more screaming.
No.145785
Anonymous
>>145686
I can't believe how awfully good this is written.
No.145786
Anonymous
>>145784
I can't explain it except that the older I get the more I find myself liking bush.
No.145787
Anonymous
Replies:>>145788
>>145741
Who is she?
No.145788
Anonymous
Replies:>>145791
>>145787
That is Louisa
No.145789
Anonymous
>>145760
That was interesting until the last shitty bit
No.145790
Anonymous
>>145776
Oh, your that amazing anon who wrote that batman greentext
No.145791
Anonymous
>>145788
Ahh alright then, didn't recognize her because I think Louisa is better as a shadow person
No.145792
Anonymous
Replies:>>145793
Image:173793752381.jpg(40kB, 885x744)GMy9lJObUAAoKz4.jpeg
Flood
No.145793
Anonymous
>>145792
Silly god.
No.145794
Anonymous
Replies:>>145795
>>145774
>DD respawns
>sues
No.145795
Anonymous
>>145794
DD's screaming "RDM" after someone kills them.
No.145796
Anonymous
Replies:>>145798
>>145772
It should be N kissing those girls
No.145797
Anonymous
Replies:>>145799
Image:173793798944.png(297kB, 640x853)F8f8dWra0AA_404.png
No.145798
Anonymous
>>145796
Your bringing in a new crackship anon. But I think he should kiss the Smg4 version
No.145799
Anonymous
Replies:>>145800
>>145797
Men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
No.145800
Anonymous
>>145799
I want a large bucket of fries
No.145801
Anonymous
Replies:>>145802
Image:173793887578.jpg(109kB, 1080x494)Screenshot_2025-01-27-01-47-20-708_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
Some mfs are just terminal
No.145802
Anonymous
Replies:>>145804>>145812
>>145801
Explain what is wrong with this to me, as if I'm a child.
No.145803
Anonymous
hunteryoutube thumb
This with N
No.145804
Anonymous
Replies:>>145805
>>145802
It was a trap for V.
No.145805
Anonymous
Replies:>>145806
>>145804
I genuinely forgot V was a thing.
No.145806
Anonymous
Image:173793970265.jpg(883kB, 1284x1267)a1307f69c0f8a78d1b9252f28723b578.jpg
>>145805
V is generally forgettable. Liam forgot about the character arc he intended her to have gone through.
No.145807
Anonymous
I convinced N he was mpreg as a joke (he's just fat).
No.145808
Anonymous
Replies:>>145809>>145810>>145816
Image:173793993435.png(352kB, 1141x650)strawpage-picasso-AKgaolfUXXSTuZImzOlY.png
i am gonna kill the drawfag that keeps sending these to my strawpage...
why are you doing this to me....
No.145809
Anonymous
Replies:>>145825
>>145808
What are they doing to my boi
No.145810
Anonymous
Replies:>>145814
>>145808
Is it the same image every time or?
No.145811
Anonymous
Do not rewatch the drone series after it is dark
No.145812
Anonymous
Replies:>>145815
>>145802
The commenter forgot about Doll's dislike of V, which caused the trap
No.145813
Anonymous
Image:173794022051.jpg(37kB, 735x667)7a90fdeaacbf36def66681e0b4cd1a83.jpg
I wish we could smh get more Alice
No.145814
Anonymous
Replies:>>145816>>145823
Image:173794022908.png(271kB, 1143x648)strawpage-picasso-CMtEZYMNTMwDBwUILShx.png
>>145810
No, different drawings that someone took their sweet time to make
killing myself
No.145815
Anonymous
Replies:>>145820
>>145812
>dislike
That's a way to put it, yes.
No.145816
Anonymous
>>145808
>>145814
it's you, the side of yourself that emerges when you sleep. a mr Hyde that exists solely to make sadomasochistic N smut
No.145818
Anonymous
Replies:>>145821>>145822
Your favorite drone just showed up at your door!
Oh, wait, no. V ate them. Well that's a shame.
No.145819
Anonymous
Image:173794044371.jpg(89kB, 564x564)1695494432548413.jpg
I can no longer rewatch MD, Cannot stand Uzi or I'm gonna crash out
No.145820
Anonymous
>>145815
Lack of appreciation also fits
No.145821
Anonymous
Replies:>>145824
>>145818
What if my favorite drone is V?
No.145822
Anonymous
Replies:>>145826>>145833
>>145818
Unironically how I feel when trying to rewatch
Uzi as protagonist we should feel sympathy for doesn't work at all anymore
No.145823
Anonymous
Replies:>>145828>>145933
>>145814
Post all of them plz
No.145824
Anonymous
>>145821
Then DD V eats Maid V. Or vice versa.
No.145825
Anonymous
>>145809
They're doing him.
No.145826
Anonymous
>>145822
>You make all the scary stuff fun Uzi
My brobot in christ you are committing warcrimes with no regard for life.
No.145827
Anonymous
>>145549
The problem is that I feel like that conclusion was too weak
No.145828
Anonymous
Replies:>>145832
Image:173794068836.png(141kB, 1143x652)strawpage-picasso-WXKlbqAltGNPSLxRDMgc(1).png
>>145823
It isnt much, but my brain thinks its two artists
-clueless-
No.145829
Anonymous
Replies:>>145831
Hey guys Cyn said she's sorry I think we should forgive her.
No.145830
Anonymous
Image:173794099505.jpg(136kB, 748x532)space channel 5 Tessa and cyn.jpg
No.145831
Anonymous
Replies:>>145834
>>145829
Did she draw a card?
No.145832
Anonymous
>>145828
Ask them to draw AM as a Drone
No.145833
Anonymous
>>145822
Why not?
No.145834
Anonymous
Replies:>>145835
>>145831
Yes but I'm pretty sure it's on the flesh of one of her victims.
No.145835
Anonymous
Replies:>>145836>>145839
>>145834
Is it in crayon?
No.145836
Anonymous
>>145835
I think it's in mustard.
No.145837
Anonymous
Replies:>>145840>>145841>>145848
Image:173794125453.png(36kB, 278x205)1708138768420549.png
*rumbles*
No.145839
Anonymous
Image:173794173206.png(24kB, 503x407)IMG_7259.png
>>145835
she ran out before she could write the card
No.145840
Anonymous
Replies:>>145848
>>145837
she’s feeling so gassy
No.145841
Anonymous
Replies:>>145848
>>145837
She's gonna blow!
No.145842
Anonymous
Replies:>>145845
N tummy
No.145843
Anonymous
Replies:>>145844
So those evergreen trees around Camp 98.7. Think they're dead, or do you think they're barely clinging to life through the cold and the asbestos?
No.145844
Anonymous
Replies:>>145847
>>145843
Probably flash frozen and unable to deteriorate due to the lack of living bacteria in the non-atmosphere.
No.145845
Anonymous
Replies:>>145855
>>145842
Due to abuse from previous customers new N's will be manufactured with their torsos connecting directly to their pelvic area.
No.145846
Anonymous
Alice&Yeva&Doll&Tessa
No.145847
Anonymous
Replies:>>145849
>>145844
>lack of living bacteria
>implying
If microorganisms can evolve to be adapted to volcanic vents where anything else would die, they can evolve to be adapted to toxic death storms.
No.145848
Anonymous
Replies:>>145850>>145853
>>145837
>>145840
>>145841
Why are yfags like this, is Yanon the only normal one?
No.145849
Anonymous
Replies:>>145851
>>145847
I'm pretty sure microorganisms adapted to survive on a planet and feed on dead plant matter don't suddenly not care about a massive shift in temperature, or a lack of atmosphere.
No.145850
Anonymous
>>145848
Oh, I meant explode. I want Y to die.
No.145851
Anonymous
Replies:>>145854
>>145849
>lack of atmosphere
???
No.145852
Anonymous
Replies:>>145859
Image:173794304568.jpg(48kB, 720x687)53602bc99e4a0ccf07ed7a3f9a36861a82cb2053f24b17bae450d7730ae79951_1.jpg.jpg
How the average pic of WD AM looks like
The pics are of course taken by Cyn
No.145853
Anonymous
>>145848
She's just hungry, bro. Too busy arguing about EU5 dev diaries to eat.
No.145854
Anonymous
Replies:>>145856
>>145851
Anon the planet exploded twice. It is in chunks that are no longer rotating by the end, there is no magnesphere. The atmosphere will float away eventually.
No.145855
Anonymous
>>145845
goomba N
No.145856
Anonymous
Replies:>>145857
>>145854
Nah it's fine, Uzi can fix that with her Solver
No.145857
Anonymous
Replies:>>145863>>145864
>>145856
You can't Solver all your problems away Uzi.
No.145858
Anonymous
>>145735
>smol drone body
>big fuck off mech body
he's compensating kek
No.145859
Anonymous
>>145852
Accurate. She would bully him relentlessly
No.145860
Anonymous
I didn’t do the Roadtrip conclusion right did it
No.145861
Anonymous
Replies:>>145895
Where would Buddy and Danni go on a date
No.145862
Anonymous
Replies:>>145865>>145866>>145867>>145868>>145869>>145871
Image:173794434806.png(86kB, 875x447)shesdyingbros.png
Shes dying bros
No.145863
Anonymous
>>145857
She did fix the planet though. Everything's back where it was before the Solver jumped down the flesh pit. Other than the ejecta from the partial Solver rune that got added to the ring.
No.145864
Anonymous
>>145857
BITE ME!
No.145865
Anonymous
Image:173794466765.jpg(540kB, 1448x2048)1672029738457705.jpg
>>145862
No.145866
Anonymous
Image:173794474346.jpg(414kB, 1455x2048)IMG_6945.jpeg
>>145862
LIVE, DAMN YOU!
No.145867
Anonymous
>>145862
Big mood.
No.145868
Anonymous
Replies:>>145870
>>145862
She needs Milk STAT
Someone go grab Jane this instant
No.145869
Anonymous
>>145862
Good
No.145870
Anonymous
Replies:>>145872
>>145868
poor thing's gonna starve to death
No.145871
Anonymous
Image:173794496192.png(191kB, 860x1020)1702184323652475.png
>>145862
No.145872
Anonymous
Replies:>>145874
Image:173794506467.png(67kB, 495x676)8914bbda4bb33a5a28c69e6db07c2281.png
>>145870
Not with that attitude
If its dire, we have Bonnie stored in the back
No.145873
Anonymous
Replies:>>145875>>145877>>145879>>145880>>145884>>145914>>145918>>145928
What are y'all favorites fanfics?
No.145874
Anonymous
Replies:>>145876>>145929
Image:173794559241.png(143kB, 750x744)172520473016.png
>>145872
Strawbonnie milk fresh from the teat...
No.145875
Anonymous
>>145873
I've yet to read any fanfics, I'll take suggestions though.
No.145876
Anonymous
Replies:>>145878>>145904
>>145874
What do the OCs milk taste like
Who is willing and unwilling to give the life juice to Cyn and need "correcting"
No.145877
Anonymous
>>145873
The Church of Null
No.145878
Anonymous
Replies:>>145881
>>145876
>Louisa- rich, creamy, high-fat milk
>fem!N- likes to gorge on chocolate and jump around jiggling to make chocolate milk
>J - more of a coffee creamer than straight milk
>V - vanilla protein shake
>E - banana of course
No.145879
Anonymous
>>145873
uhhh
I read this one about a dude getting a xenomorph-human hybrid wife that was pretty good
No.145880
Anonymous
>>145873
Never read any of them
No.145881
Anonymous
Replies:>>145885
>>145878
OCs?
>likes to gorge on chocolate and jump around jiggling to make chocolate milk
My penis....
No.145882
Anonymous
Replies:>>145886
>Ivory is just taking a walk in the rain. Umbrella packed
What do
No.145884
Anonymous
>>145873
There are some good ones in a03 but the ones with the biggest kudos/bookmark/comment are usually medicore so you have to swim through shit to find gold.
No.145885
Anonymous
Replies:>>145897
>>145881
>Fem-N's on trampolines
No.145886
Anonymous
>>145882
She's weak to electric damage. Set her up for a wombo combo.
No.145888
Anonymous
Replies:>>145890>>145898>>145911
Video:173794704593.mp4(5.75MB / 0:00:38 / avc1, 1280x720)Spoiler video
Femdrone and the oversized pet sentinel
No.145889
Anonymous
Replies:>>145896
Any new hmofd greens
Or M greens
Please I just need my comfy DD fix
No.145890
Anonymous
>>145888
Why did she give the frakenstein a giant dick if she didnt want to fuck it
No.145891
Anonymous
>>145712
Gotta carry my doll wife...
No.145892
Anonymous
Replies:>>145894>>145899
Having a foursome with Doil, Doll's Solver reanimated body, and Doll possessing Uzi's body.
No.145893
Anonymous
>>145712
>No Seatbelt
Shes going to fall off you fool!
No.145894
Anonymous
>>145892
I'm getting at least two of them pregnant. The possessed uzi can get anal
No.145895
Anonymous
>>145861
Shooting range or the arcade.
No.145896
Anonymous
>>145889
sorry nigga, no
No.145897
Anonymous
>>145885
>fem!N whipping her tits around while cheering before pouring you a frothy glass of the best chocolate milk you've ever had
>fem!N licking the chocolate moustache from your lips
No.145898
Anonymous
>>145888
Anymore of this?
No.145899
Anonymous
>>145892
>in the mind palace, Uzi is catatonic because despite all her talk to the contrary she's actually as vanilla as N and the extreme perversion Doll is bringing to the fore here horrifies her
No.145900
Anonymous
Giving R backshots
No.145901
Anonymous
Replies:>>145903>>145910
Image:173794857746.jpg(130kB, 904x1280)GhpUDLkWwAADdeI.jpeg
Louisa in her work uniform
No.145903
Anonymous
Replies:>>145906
>>145901
That's not Louisa, her tits aren't fat enough
Why are you trying to lie like this
No.145904
Anonymous
Replies:>>145907
>>145876
>Jane: Rich, Creamy Milk : Unwilling; Needs correction
>Bonnie: Strawberry Sweet Milk : Willing and caring
>Abba: Chocolate Milk : Willing and forceful
>Abby : Cinnamon milk / Creamy Coffee : Unwilling to Cyn, Willing to Anon
No.145905
Anonymous
Replies:>>145909
Image:173794894840.jpg(103kB, 936x1000)1574015364257.jpg
>someone remade a /co/ thread that got no replies and posted the AM picrew
No.145906
Anonymous
>>145903
Here the source
https://x.com/Ctrekazulka/status/1880908211018146114
And it's pretty rare to find Louisa fanart.
No.145907
Anonymous
Replies:>>145908
>>145904
Abby is flatter then Jane, what milk?
No.145908
Anonymous
>>145907
That is not how tits work Anon.
No.145909
Anonymous
Replies:>>145916
>>145905
And that's bad because?
No.145910
Anonymous
Replies:>>145913
>>145901
I love her wrinkles
No.145911
Anonymous
>>145888
Heh?
No.145912
Anonymous
>>145239
Fuck it. I’m unsatisfied with this conclusion as well and will be continuing the nonsense
No.145913
Anonymous
>>145910
The wrinkles make her hot
No.145914
Anonymous
Replies:>>145915>>145917
>>145873
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55341184
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58972792
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50076205
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59530606
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62258349
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60351523
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60064870
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58910548
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60369316
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38110465
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56016487
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55128346
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50297944
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55548601
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58897072
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51251359
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55429294
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46800856
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47863216
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59486485
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58712527
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59191111
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58799401
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57983125
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46505044
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49000474
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45807973
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47284180
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58646143
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48450220
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48699865
No.145915
Anonymous
>>145914
Holy shit
No.145916
Anonymous
>>145909
its not and i was pissy after getting off work. i was just looking for something to be mad about
No.145917
Anonymous
>>145914
What's each individual fanfic about if you can tldr?
No.145918
Anonymous
>>145873
A Second Chance
No.145919
Anonymous
Replies:>>145920>>145921>>145923
What's under doll's hat? If i take it off will she die?
No.145920
Anonymous
>>145919
It's another smaller and grumpier Doll
No.145921
Anonymous
>>145919
>What's under doll's hat?
Her wig. And under that is her head.
>If i take it off will she die?
It would be extremely painful...
No.145922
Anonymous
Replies:>>145925>>145962>>146164
Image:173795150283.png(397kB, 1986x2236)dailylifeall.png
Finishing this for Anon.

>"Wellp, happy... what anniversary is it?" Anon asked.
>"Iunno." The DD replied, snatching some frosting off the top of the cake placed in front of her.
>"How long have we been down here?"
>"I kinda stopped counting?"
>"You said it was our anniversary."
>"Because I wanted cake..." The DD punctuated the statement by flopping down into his lap, and blowing a party horn.
>The paper tickled the underside of his chin.
>He pet her head, eliciting a happy hum and a deflating noise from the horn.
>"Fair enough," Anon said.
>As they relaxed, enjoying the other's company, he took another look at the imposing door that had been both their protector, and warden for longer than he could apparently remember.
>It had been happening a lot lately.
>He felt guilty, given he'd escaped a literal hellhole of a war and somehow found happiness, but part of him still wanted to see the outside.
>"Hey..." Anon started. "You think we can try fixing the door?"
>"Hmm?" The DD sat up, concerned. "Why? We running low on human chow?"
>"No, but... well, you said the Solver would probably just eat the planet when she won, right? I don't think the bunker can take that..."
>"..."
>The DD didn't answer, he caught her looking at the ring on her hand.
>After some time, she glanced at the door. "Promise not to be mad..?"
>"...Why?"

>A few days later, they'd packed and prepared best they could.
>The DD shifted one arm to a gun-like device, and pointed it at the door.
>A low hum resounded through the room as a laser cut through the several feet thick steel, continuing as it began to etch a hole through the blast door.
>A handful of seconds later, she kicked the circular chunk free of the door. Revealing... the outside.
>"You could have done that at any time?" Anon asked.
>"No! ...Only after like, the first few months." The DD said defensively. "I was... injured. And low on oil... That's why I came after you."
>Anon sighed.
>"You promised!"
>"I'm not mad. These have been the happiest years of my life." He gestured at the door. "But seriously drones are bullshit!"
>The DD smiled, blowing smoke from her laser.
>"Well," he took another breath, then moved up and grabbed her hand. "Eeady to see what's on the other side?"
>She smiled up at him.
>And together, they walked into the unknown.
No.145923
Anonymous
>>145919
It contain a tiny desk heavy
No.145924
Anonymous
Replies:>>145927
Image:173795167544.jpg(88kB, 1061x1136)172920639561.jpg
>stares at the electrical socket with her oogi eyes, her tiny brain struggling to make sense of it
>wordlessly, oogi waddles forwards, her arms outstretched
>she reaches the socket and sticks them inside
>there's a bright flash and a loud eep and your lights flicker, your computer restarts
>you lose all the progress on the greentext you were typing
No.145925
Anonymous
Replies:>>145962>>146164
>>145922
Optional Ending:

>Anon and the DD exited the bunkers tunnel to find... a thriving city.
>Several DD's walked alongside several humans, many holding hands or each other.
>They watched the scene in astonishment for several seconds.
>Then, a DD suddenly swooped down from the sky above.
>"Oh, hey, satellites said your new arrivals? Hold on-" The new DD dug around in a pack on his back for a bit. "HoDR rules say new integrations need to have one drone-" He looked at the DD, then nodded. "Aaaand one human. Check and check. You need a place to stay? Otherwise I can hook you up now."
>The DD at Anon's side smiled and clapped her hands happily.
No.145926
Anonymous
Replies:>>145930
Image:173795200076.jpg(241kB, 2048x1482)GiRLAisWYAAPdPk.jpeg
No.145927
Anonymous
Replies:>>145938
>>145924
>On the brightside
>BBQ'd oogi
No.145928
Anonymous
>>145873
Do the AM crossover greens count?
No.145929
Anonymous
>>145874
That armored core MD crossover fic
No.145930
Anonymous
Replies:>>145936
>>145926
Idgi
No.145933
Anonymous
Replies:>>145934>>145942>>145944
Image:173795357223.png(2.80MB, 6367x3000)N'sHell.png
>>145823
Have one more.
No.145934
Anonymous
>>145933
By definition N enjoys this.
No.145936
Anonymous
Replies:>>145941
Image:173795387840.jpg(530kB, 3100x3201)GiRKg0LXkAA710H.jpeg
>>145930
Context.
No.145937
Anonymous
Replies:>>145940
Image:173795393615.jpg(2.64MB, 2948x3146)sloppy.jpg
No.145938
Anonymous
Replies:>>145939
Image:173795403292.jpg(235kB, 720x658)IMG_7929.jpeg
>>145927
you'd think, but actually you just get an oogi version of the lightning gremlin
No.145939
Anonymous
>>145938
The Electr-oogi
No.145940
Anonymous
>>145937
Who is that?
No.145941
Anonymous
>>145936
I see
No.145942
Anonymous
>>145933
That kind of gag is really unsightly to me for some reason.
But I'm also not a fan of rape, so.
No.145943
Anonymous
Replies:>>145945>>145946>>145953
In AM’s rant, one of the things he complains that he was never able to have sex.
>”NEVER FOR ME TO MAKE LOVE!”
What if Cyn gave him that experience. Over and over. Sometimes making his friends watch, or force him to watch her do it with them. He wanted it after all…
No.145944
Anonymous
>>145933
What’s with the key?
No.145945
Anonymous
>>145943
>"Wow this is a lot more disappointing than I expected. Why do you people kill over this?"
No.145946
Anonymous
Replies:>>145948>>145951>>145953
>>145943
Tessa's still warm, AM.
No.145947
Anonymous
Image:173795467735.jpg(89kB, 1100x1042)20250126_225937.jpg
>N when he finally meets a dog
No.145948
Anonymous
Replies:>>145953>>145958
>>145946
>Cyn heating Tessa up in the microwave, pumping her eyebrows while she looks at AM
No.145949
Anonymous
Replies:>>145950
Image:173795474432.png(44kB, 722x811)mxwantsuppies.png
it desires potato salad
No.145950
Anonymous
>>145949
Fucking bald baby man. One second I'll order some.
No.145951
Anonymous
Replies:>>145953
>>145946
>cyn forces herself on am after wearing tessas skin
>cyn makes sure this is as emotionally painful for him as possible
>"this is what you wanted right? to be with someone who loves you? well now you can be with me and tessa at the same time!
No.145952
Anonymous
Replies:>>145954
I've been gone a minute, is AM the AM from I have no mouth and I must scream or a butler that has that name?
No.145953
Anonymous
Replies:>>145955
Image:173795506185.jpg(627kB, 2500x2441)F2UMxr4XIAAwIyj.jpeg
>>145943
>>145946
>>145948
>>145951
No.145954
Anonymous
>>145952
AM got stuffed into a worker drone in the same drone pit as cyn, became a butler drone
No.145955
Anonymous
>>145953
The image would fit well if AM read this thread
No.145956
Anonymous
>Did you know that most drone bodies have very smooth surfaces?
>That means that things like fingerprints stick to them pretty easily.
>So I find it kind of hard to believe that you didn't slap my ass when I can forensic your fucking hand print, Dave!
No.145958
Anonymous
Replies:>>145967
>>145948
Why
No.145959
Anonymous
Image:173795546820.png(56kB, 381x393)IMG_20250117_014716.png
Friends, I arrive with a new Thread, I hope you enjoy.
>>145957 >>145957
>>145957 >>145957
>>145957 >>145957
>>145957 >>145957
>>145957 >>145957
>>145957 >>145957
No.145961
Anonymous
Image:173795552137.png(170kB, 984x726)Spoiler image
No.145962
Anonymous
>>145922
>>145925
kino anon, pure kino
No.145967
Anonymous
>>145958
To make her warm.
No.146026
Anonymous
>>145777
Yeah!
No.146164
Anonymous
>>145922
>>145925
Cute green, nice one
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