/md/ - Murder Drones

attention all thread goers:
>>74172

that is all, thank you

SOMEONE POST THE WHEEL!

Singing this to U-U.
ILLEGALS IN MY YARD - ILEGALES EN MI PATIO

>>74189
> lucy
> vampire aesthetic
> not devil aesthetic

>>74188
merasmus took it

>>74190
She wears a Variety of Costumes, idk which one is best I just like how the dracula one looks.

>>74190
>Lucy wearing a cute little devil onesie

>>74193
> SD-X final form

>>74187
>You sign up for the Sentinel Buddy program
>You are assigned a Sentinel Drone to be the friend of and help it destress between missions
>Your Buddy arrives
>She is abnormally tall
>She looks down at you
>"You look like a child. I hate children."

>>74198
post anti-j

>>74196
SD-X wishes she could be as quirky and spontaneous as Exultia

>>74204
😭

>>74204
This version would wear her armband as a bracelet.

>>74204
I didn't think it was possible, but....loli Drone

>>74198
dumb jobber

>>74204
FINALLY
DRONNY
UOOHH

>>74180
>>74185
https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc

>>74206
mmmm
the milkus

>>74211
anon don't insult dumb people:C

>>74206
BIG BOOBS!

>>74210
I hate that your right. with a style like that I wouldn't be surprised if they normally draw that stuff...

>>74217
>Stick-Chan
I forgot she was a thing

>>74224
>User Was Banned For This Post

>Lucys favorite creepypastas
SFM Creepypasta // It Has No Face (Remake)
Do you think when she isnt scaring Jane they reminisce on old Creepypastas?

>>74207
This is a scam to get maternity leave isn't it?

How do I get Negev to stop calling SD-R a flapper? I don't even know what that means, hut it's making SD-R upset and it's impacting her party buffs

>>74199
This but she likes children instead.
>picks up anon and lets him ride on her shoulders
>>74203
>>74216
Needs a reversed version with a big DD looking over anon.

>>74230
You're mixing up the 50s and the 20s, Anon.

>>74233
Shit! M-muh immersion!

>>74075
Source?

relatively new and trying to grasp some AU stuff:
>what universe do SDs originate in, and how exactly does it work? >were DDs a human creation in that AU?
>if humans are still alive developing and using drones, then obviously the solver didn't annihilate all mankind– so what is the solver's status?
>what state is the earth/human race in?

>Rule on Laborers #4: Venture below CyberCog Tech facilites with the assumption that every working Laborer or WDs down there have been infected with J0y. Her influence is highly potent and anything such as finger scrapes on face screens are enough for her to creep in.

>>74241
No, that’s pain for J

Please stop ordering drones just because their serial designations spell out naughty words.

>>74239
Which AU?

>>74239
He's still rewriting stuff but the general gist I know is that it follows the same plot of the show with earth being blown up and the Solver creating DD's
But the humans capture some DD's and a human scientist reverse engineers them to create SD's
The war is still going but it's looking pretty bad for humanity and they're turning to increasingly desperate measures to try and hold the Solver off

>>74222
I miss the days when we could make jokes about pedophilia among other things. People nowadays think that if you're joking about something you're attacking the victims. And thanks to that comedy went down the crapper as certain people thought that attacking your opponent is comedy and flooded talk shows and comedy specials with it.

>>74243
Hahaha I ordered one SD-P and two SD-E's

>>74248
SD-P thinks he’s struck gold with two babes in his arms

>>74180
Think drones see humans in photos and video recordings as glowing eyed shadow people too?

>>74249
N is the greatest monster of our time.

>>74251
Imagine the shitstorm if a drone ever said all humans look the same.

>>74180
>#69
Nice.

>>74249
Did u draw dis?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Did Beretta ever have a Fnaf phase?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>74258
Did Beretta have a skibbidy toilet phase?

What if Uzi was kill?

>>74260
YOU FUCKING BASTARD! YOU GAVE BERETTA THE BRAINROT! SHE CALLED ME HER BABYGONK OR SOME SHIT WHEN WE WERE FUCKING!

>>74253
That drone world be cancelled to hell and back
i mean, even DDs world stay away from that chud

>J doesn’t understand why employees like her bumbling assistant, E, more.

>>74263
did she hawk tuah you scary?

>>74263
Just tell her you like her gyatt and chug jug she'll be fine.

>>74250
>They each eat one of his arms after mistaking them for oversized bananas

>>74262
>The Railgun malfunction in class kills Uzi even before she has a chance to leave the Outpost
>Uzi's classmates are shocked momentarily before immediately laughing about it
>Uzi was after all the dumb loser weirdo kid, why would anyone give a shit about her death?
>Eventually the news reaches Khan through a half-assed phone call by the Teacher, to which Khan replies
>"That's funny I didn't even know that I had a daughter!", he hangs up the call and quietly begins to sob

>Meanwhile, N is continually abused by V and J
>The three DDs never manage to get past the doors to the Outpost as they never open
>The Solver eventually decides to send the trio down into the labs, where they meet their brutal ends at the hands of Raptors
>This cycle continues forever

>>74269
yay! Cyn wins and gets to be with Anon yay!

>>74269
>Solver gets involved personally
>kills way to bottom of Cabin Fever
>vores planet
>Bad End

>>74270
Anon isn't real

>>74271
why vore?

>>74270
>Cyn wins
No she does not. She can't progress
>>74271
>Solver gets involved personally and solos
No she does not. Remember Cynwalker still had trouble down there. In this timeline not only does The Solver have to deal with Nori who put up a good fight against her, but also Alice who we haven't even see what she's capable of

>>74272
>Every Anon in the thread screams at once as they disappear in a puff of logic

>>74270
Anon is dead, I because I eat him

>>74271
>Alice 1v1's Cyn because she's best girl
>Goes on to make the top country album

If The Solver could do shit by himself, why did it even bother then sending down DD teams? Unless of course, The Solver actually couldn't do shit by itself

>>74278
Solver's wincon is securing cabin fever. Solvers lose condition is getting vored. Of course solver's going to send minions.

>>74274
We need to also remember how much Nori was holding back in that fight since she didn't want to kill Uzi

Remember that drones aren't people so they can't complain to HR about sexual harassment.

>>74270
Ugh

>>74274
>Remember Cynwalker still had trouble down there.
Because it had to maintain its cover and couldn't use 3D modeling tool hax.
>Nori
Vored.
>Alice
Pulped.

>>74282
More like they don't want to complain to HR about sexual harassment.
Have you thought of that.

>>74284
hip sway

>>74284
What brat
Correction is needed 💢💢💢💢

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Does The Solver post about how they'd totally kick everyone's ass while pretending to be someone else?

>>74287
Why would I care what drones think?

>>74288
Lizzy should not be as sexy as she is.

>>74288
Lizzy should be as sexy as she is.

>>74282
>HR
Nigga, HR is gone, HoDR is here now and that's exactly what they want you to do

>>74294
>Doll, Yeva and Doll's father
They are only good choice

>>74294
>Tessa falls into a giant hole on a planet with an asbestos filled atmosphere
>She dies on impact

>>74295
Molesting drones?

>>74249
>V walks into the room with Hope in her arms
>"...N! How could you!"
>She runs away
>"V! Wait!" N calls out
>"Bye bye" says Cyn
>V runs away
>She abandons Hope
>The pillbaby is discovered by an elderly couple in the countryside that can't have kids of their own
>They had lost all hope of ever having a child
>Hope grows up to like humans and volunteers for the Sentinel Drone program
>Her mission eventually takes her to Copper 9
>She tracks an odd DD signal to some ruins
>There she finds a crib made of scrap metal with a pillbaby in it
>It has yellow eyes
>It is the source of the signal
>Hope takes aim
>The pillbaby's eyes go "Oh fuck"
>A mechanical arm shoots out and grabs Hope's gun barrel, yanking it away from the pillbaby
>Hope struggles against it
>The crib transforms in a sequence that would make Michael Bay clap
>Hope is alarmed
>She forms a sword and cuts her own gun to free herself
>She jumps back
>There's a creepy gaunt humanoid made of scrap standing in front of her
>It has the pillbaby for a head
>"Shoot a baby, really?! Are all you clankers just bastards?!"
>The voice comes from the body
>The two robots fight but the scrapbot is outmatched and flees
>Hope is baffled
>She relays her encounter to the rest of her team over Sentinelink and goes after the scrapbot
>She chases it over a matter of weeks during which it evades or neutralizes her using human-like ingenuity
>They exchange a few words each time
>At some point the scrapbot proclaims that he won't die before he finds his mother
>This strikes a cord with Hope
>She never thought to look for her mother
>Yet here is a DD of some kind, a monster by nature, showing more sentiment than her
>Such are the doubts and disquiet in Hope that she starts seeking to communicate with the scrapbot to learn more about it and reflect on it and herself
>Eventually Hope uses some ingenuity of her own that she picked up from being raised by humans
>She pretends to be helpless so that the scrapbot will approach her
>It falls for it
>The two of them chat
>She learns from it that he is looking for his mother who abandoned him
>His name is Babyface because he has a baby for a face
>He had no parents to make a body for him
>Hope replies by opening up about being abandoned herself and how she doesn't know why she hasn't looked for her mother
>She relays her happy childhood with her human parents
>"Must had been nice" says Babyface sarcastically
>"It was" replies Hope. "I want you to be part of it. Everyone should have a mom and a dad. I could be your sister."
>Babyface seems to consider it
>"Hmph. Baloney. You clankers will say anything to get out of a tight spot."
>Hope bursts out of the trap she pretended to be trapped in
>Babyface takes a few steps back, surprised and alarmed
>Hope reaches out again
>"I have you at my mercy. I am being honest. Throwaway child to throwaway child. Wait!"
>Babyface is already running away
>He pauses for a moment to call back
>"If you are being honest then stop following me. I will think about it."
>Hope watches as the scrapbot runs away and disappears past her range
>She dusts a rock and sits down to think about how she could find her mother

>>74298
Mutual molestation

>>74300
but that is just sex

I want Ivory to dominate me but she's a bottom :(

>>74301
It's sex that ends with both parties feeling like evil assholes that deserve death afterwards.

>>74305
J you've got to stop getting these "upgrades". It's becoming a problem.

>>74304
The best kind!

>>74297
There's plant life, and the flowers are going to cushion her fall

>>74296
I am afraid to ask what the other choices would lead too....

>>74268
SD-P can’t win, retards should’ve been easy for him

>>74131
I love the little guys and decided they'd need some writing sooner than later

Say goodnight European anons, we're going to bed now.

>>74281
Anyday now, someone is gonna draw these things dying horribly just you wait.

what is HoDR perspective on drone and human children?
Will they give discount on school for them ? And any other stuff?

>>74312
Goodnight, European anon

Anons, which of these would make for a more interesting concept?

>Uzi has a big brother/sister she doesn't know about. Khan and Nori don't speak about them because they think they died when the disassembly drones came, but they're still alive.
>After having calmer lives following the events of the series, Khan and Nori decide to have a second child. Now Uzi has a little brother/sister.

me too see you fuckers later and remember your drone always loves you:D so look after yourself for them

>>74317
The latter. It can either be a showcase for Uzi and her growth or another trial she must overcome to achieve it.

>>74207
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET MISCARRIAGE GET MISCARRIAGE GET MISCARRIAGE

>SD-P breaking down and crying when he realizes N has at least 3 different bitches inside of his gf Uzi, maybe more
>"P-pimpin' ain't easy," he chokes past tears, his words empty and meaningless

>>74321
>"So true, P."
>Batanon reels back and cracks a tremendous blow against the sobbing pimp, sending him flying into a comically sized dart board.
>His entire upper half splatters on the bullseye for 200 points.

>>74321
>Hug SD-P
>Tell him that he's trying and that's all that matters
>Making him feel appriciated
Don't let his flashy appearance fool you, he's just another drone that needs a hug

>>74322
M-Madworld!?

>>74322
>"No horny. For anyone."
>BatAnon steps over P's cracked head, deciding he'll deal with Uzi next

>>74324
Ain't that funny?

>>74317
The latter one, because more Nori being silly is always good.
>she names the kid after Yeva (if a girl) or $YEVA'SHUSBAND (if a boy)

Did anyone remember to give S her Monday graham cracker?

Sir, the second digestive biscuit has entered E's tummy.

>>74329
>Anon only had saltines
>There will be no mercy

>>74329
N-no?

>>74330
>"Oh no...."
>Cue a groaning E asking for tummy rubs despite her not A. Owning a digestive system that can be upset and B. Everything she eats disappears into her core.

>>74329
She's escaped containment! Which one of you ate the fucking graham crackers?! You killed us all. You fucking killed us a-

>>74326
Yeah, he that beast
jokes aside, I'm glad I'm not the only Madworld fan here

>>74335
Now ain’t that funny?

How would Lucy scare (you)

>>74305
Imagine how wobbly her butt cheeks would be...

>>74339
only the third thing scares me

>>74337
>Hear about the cute drone that scares people.
>Waiting for your turn.
>She'll probably just pop out of some corner and say boo.
>That's how it goes for everyone else anyway.
>Then, one night, you hear a knock at your door.
>Figuring this must be your turn, you get ready to act 'spooked'.
>You open the door to find Lucy just standing there, staring up at you.
>Doesn't even have a costume on...
>"You're going to die alone Anon. Nobody likes you. And most everyone thinks you're a failure."
>You just stare at the drone for several moments.
>Then, she walks away.
>You spend the night awake. Thinking about what she said.

>>74337
I’m TERRIFIED of sloppy drone kisses and heavy petting and cuddling and watching movies together snuggled up on the couch in blankets on a crisp autumn evening

>>74336
I should draw Jack Cayman... idk, maybe draw him fighting against V, yeah, that'd be cool...

>sending Lucy to the Chan Nebula to learn what TRUE fear is

>>74341
Nah, I'd sleep well, I've already made peace with these facts.

>>74342
>Lucy can sense you're lying
>She sets up various scenarios where you always see her in the distance, but she never pays you any mind or attention

>>74279
Minions? I thought the solver would send goons

>>74345
>Anon goes up a level
>Next you get an invitation to your own funeral
>Thinking you don't want to go up ANOTHER fucking level you show up, assuming it's just a scare or threatening your death or something.
>Instead it's just Lucy there.
>She sent out invitations to everyone.
>Nobody showed up
>Just her and you.
>This is your legacy Anon.

>>74315
I don't get it.

>>74347
They're too busy gooning.

>>74309
>>74294
Tessa (real) ends up at Alice and Beau's

>>74348
>"Do you have a shotgun? I want you to blow my head off, I always wanted my funeral to be one with a closed casket."
>"Please, do one favor for a poor sinner."

>>74312
Sleep is for the weak

the real horror is that Lucy has little to no actual narrative potential because she can, by her own nature, only do one thing and no supporting characters can overcome it

if there’s any part of her deep down inside that’s still lucid, it’s terrified

>>74354
I like to think that on actual Halloween her programming hits some kind of stack overflow and she can act normal.

>John wakes up in his cot and smiles
>Not because he's happy to be awake, but because he knows that one day he won't wake up
>It's just a matter of time

>>74356
Lucy’s Lucidity

>>74317
I think both concepts could be interesting, but the latter is overall better. I think the character development from the Doormans having a new member in the family is better than the development from discovering a long lost sibling.

>>74357
How do we make John immortal?

>>74356
>spending a nice Halloween with Lucy before she has to go back in the crate with the decorations until next autumn when she breaks out again

>>74357
Cyn wouldn’t like that.

>>74360
droneification

>>74363
>droneifying John and giving him to Eye

>>74354
They said the same about John and Jane

>>74365
no?
what?

Anon for the love of fucking God. Stop telling the Disassemblers you have nanites in your mouth and they need to jam their tongues down your throat to save your life. I know it works every time but still.

>>74339
Wonder how Germy.S.Winterspoon is doing right now

>>74296
How?

>>74370
Probably fine, everything always works out for that guy.

>>74361
>Lucy is like that one Christmas deer OC from the FNaF general

>>74368
it’s not my fault they all immediately start making out with me at the slightest provocation, that’s just how DDs are, they’re practically humming with pent up sexual aggression

>>74367
>NTA
No, he's right. People did say the same shit about John and Jane
>"All John/Jane has is a stupid gimmick and nothing else, he/she has no narrative potential or any use."
Then after a few flamewars people finally gave more depth to the characters, of course this resulted in even more flamewars because
>"Old characters was better!"
But it eventually...kinda mellowed out

>>74348
I get what you're trying to do here, but right now I'm spinning the wheels until all my family who cares about me die or become estranged, so I can find some way to kill myself that overcomes my inability to self-harm.

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND I HATE YOU!"
Should I feel bad that I laughed at a severely disabled woman faceplanting?

>>74372
but what if it DIDN’T??
storm lightning and thunder sound effect
"Dramatic Organ Sound"

>>74368
I don't tell them to do shit! That's an excuse they keep telling you, I'm being orally molested by these fucking drones!

>>74376
I'm just writing silly greens Anon, we love you.

>>74378
This makes my gibbon scream in anguish

>>74377
Yes. You've also said this before, no?

>>74375 (me)
I mean seriously, I honestly think Anons are the dumbest creatures on the planet. Lucy right now is still in the fresh state and is being developed still, YOU have the power to add more depth, YOU have the power to give her more things to do

>>74383
We can always add a weakness to her "Halloween Madness." For example, seeing any Christmas decorations immediately overrides her programming. Meaning you can keep her sane if you slap a Christmas tree sticker on her visor.

>>74384
>Take Lucy to Home Depot
>Watch as she has a mental breakdown due to the two opposing aisles having Christmas and Halloween decorations

>>74384
She must suffer mariah carey like all of us.

the issue is that Lucy as of right now comes off like a bad early SCP
>she does one thing and if you try to do anything about it she just gets STRONGER and you loose and if you keep trying she KILLS YOU and she’s also CRAZY and DELUSIONAL so no Matt what characters she’s paired with she always reacts approximately the same way and also if you try to outsmart her or be clever she’s ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD and then she GETS YOU AGAIN EVEN WORSE

I know this might sound like a schizo rant but I actually really liked the concept of Lucy and I just don’t want to see her get pigeonholed into a one-note character, she needs slight tweaking as a character, that’s all really

love u guys

>>74384
>Christmas tree sticker on her visor.
cute

>>74387
It might be better to have her gimmick "triggered" somehow rather than her always being in Halloween gremlin mode. Like she's a lovely and happy worker drone 90% of the time but when she sees oil or blood she reverts to Halloween mode.

>>74387
What would Lucy be like if she came off as a bad modern SCP (i.e. a modern SCP)?

>>74390
like god!Anon from the Q green but annoying and pretentious

>>74320
This is someone's fetish. I think it is called bad mothers or something. I remember seeing drawings on /d/ of women with skulls or coat hangers tattoed on their bellies like the killmarks on WWII bombers.

>>74387
I think she should never actually kill you, at most injure you, focus mostly on actual horror instead of physical solutions

>>74394
I agree with this, Halloween is for scaring, you can't be scared if you're dead. And there are so many fates worse than death she has to work with.

if you want Lucy to fuck you, you have to dress up & talk like the guy from the monster mash

>>74395
She might chase you with a knife or a chainsaw, but she'll never actually use it on you... Well maybe she'd use the knife, but she wouldn't gut you with it or harm you in any fatal way

>>74397
She has a figure to rival tessa

>>74343
Now that's based taste.

>>74397
Nose to prominent

>>74401
*too

>>74398
>Lucy knifeplay
oh yeah, I like this character

>>74397
Kinda unrelated but has anyone here ever had his or her self 3D scanned?

>>74403
Time to write a knifeplay green!

>>74180
Worker drones were designed to be expendable slavebots, so why are they friend-shaped?

>>74406
so that you can expend your seed into them

>>74392
NTA
The fact you don't think I wrote him annoying and pretentious is the highest praise I could receive
Thanks Anon

>>74403
Would Lucy Bloodplay if she thought youd think it was scary
Some people do have fear of needles and blood sucking
And she does like the Dracula costume

>one more buzzword and I will do it!
Would J actually not saying something have changed the outcome at all?

>>74406
Cuddles and sex

>>74411
You really think uzi would have kept her word?

>>74411
>J, fed up with the whole N and Uzi thing, just spills the beans to N about the whole plot.
>Uzi would still probably take admin control of the weirdly sexy robots.
>They go to cabin fever specifically looking for the patch.
>"Tessa" comes down from space to stop them.
>This time though she doesn't bring a J, or any of them, for fear that they'll turn on her.
>Since they know what to say Alice might actually be an ally instead of a pit stop to get tortured.
>Seeing as she doesn't have backup, Solver goes HAM from the get go and probably wins until Alice and the sentinels help them.
>Either they lose here or Solver gets vored early.

>>74413
A prisoner to interrogate and torture would had been useful to her.

>>74410
>Lucy bearing down on you with her sharp, glistening fangs shimmering in the moonlight
>her hot breath on your neck as you lay there paralysed
>your heart sinking in anticipation as she opens her mouth, wider, wider…
>and then
>“mwah”
>your wife gives you a peck on the cheek and giggles before rolling into bed with you
>“I still can’t believe that’s how we met, me, looming over you and biting into your neck”
>she snuggles into your side
>“mmphh, *yawn* this is much less stressful, thank for letting me live a normal life with you Anon, I love you”
>“but I can still bite you if you want” she says as she snickers and drifts back to sleep

Been playing the dead space games recently and I can’t get the idea of a murder drone crossover with it out of my mind. Would that shit even work anyways?

>>74415
Tessa my beloved. How I wish we could touch faces.