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No.70173
Murder Drones (#65)Anonymous
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Greetings!
Drone thread for the anons to post the Drones, as usual! And t
Hope you all are doing very good.
Link to the magnificenr Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The last thread of this kind:
>>69239
No.70176
Anonymous
>>70173
Based thread pic choice Smileanon
No.70177
Anonymous
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She is so pretty~~~
No.70178
Anonymous
Tiny update from Dogwater Gaming Studio
>>70172
I'm off to defenestrate myself out of shame, I'll be back tomorrow
No.70179
Anonymous
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>J goes on a date with Anon
How does it go?
No.70180
Anonymous
>You attend the Gala when the Solver attacks
>It grabs you and throws you through a window, sending you tumbling down a massive steep hill
What is your next course of action?
No.70182
Anonymous
Replies:>>70194
>>70170
Basically the au is called the panic au id where n eats uzi core and got ghost uzi stuck in his head. Along with a weird/horny version of himself wanting to cause more chaos while being horny.
No.70184
Anonymous
Replies:>>70185
>>70179
She leaves immediately because Anon is a jobless loser
No.70185
Anonymous
>>70184
Facts! No girl would be impressed when her date pays for the meal with his welfare check
No.70186
Anonymous
Image:172982424469.jpg(90kB, 1024x1024)1711695298365222m.jpg
>>70173
All of these three should have gotten their good ending, no only Nori.
They all were instrumental to fighting AS, Yeva prevented Nori gaining total control as a full host, Alice kept the planet alive for possibly a decade (whenever the first DD squad was done) and Nori even got some redemption by helping fight Cyn/posessed Uzi.
None of these are bad people or show bad character (assuming Alice's hate for Nori is only due to interactions with posessed Nori), fates like theirs are what gives MD only a superficially, Nuzi and V centric 'good end'.
Nori got it best, crook, but with her family and able to do nearly everything she could do before.
Alice got it bad, all her survival and stopping DDs gets thanked with getting her face smashed in and abandoned in CFL again, unable to do anything
Yeva got it worst, she had the best post collapse life of the three only to be seemingly permakilled by a DD, has hsr entire family mauled at 8's end.
Liam can't leave it like that right?
Come on Uzi is not unintelligent, why tf can't she just help Alice? Why not? Bruuuuuu
No.70187
Anonymous
Replies:>>70299
>>70179
Horrible.
>Anon makes several attempts to impress J, each falls flat
>He gets more and more desperate as it goes on to find something he can do, eventually giving up and sitting on a park bench with his head in his hands, wondering how he fucked up so bad he can't even date a drone
>J taps him on the shoulder, kisses him on the cheek, and tells him she had a great time
No.70188
Anonymous
>>70180
Knowing what's going to happen, just lay down. If it's going to disappear after the gala then you get to live another few months at most, if it is thorough with killing the manor tho? Get up and run.
Likely best to risk it noticing and just running off. What else are you going to do?
No.70189
Anonymous
>>70180
Enjoy the ride down and hope I'm still functional enough to hobble off after I eat the ground at the base of the hill
No.70190
Anonymous
Replies:>>70197
Image:172982457527.png(3.45MB, 6000x6000)Spoiler image
>create a J tulpa to help get your life back in order
>it doesn't really work, you need to buy a real J model from JCJenson
>there's a sale on the amazon-sized ones and you order one
>you need a drone to help you get into the habit of working out anyways and the big ones are known to encourage their owners fitness to help them keep up with their drone
>(J)amazon becomes your new workout partner and life coach
>but it's clear that she's getting more out of your group workouts than you are
>between (J)amazon's impeccably punctual and motivated personality she hasn't missed a single workout or failed to scarf down her protein-laden food
>in fact, she's spontaneously added some workouts to her schedule
>a lot, in fact, as evidenced by her physique
>every time J sees a worker drone slacking off, her digital eye starts twitching, her breathing grows heavy, her fists ball up, and she clenches her molecule-sharp teeth hard enough to draw oil
>part of the action plan the two of you developed to deal with her 'outbursts' is to use her anger as an outlet for her exercise
>whenever J sees something that upsets her, her first instinct is to pick up the nearest object and start doing bicep curls
>recently, that object has been (you), J lifting you up in a single arm and swinging you up and down until her rage has passed
>(J)amazon has also come up with a new tongue routine recently that she's incorporating into her spontaneous human-uppies-curls, giving you a quick but loving kiss on the lips every time she hefts you in the air
No.70192
Anonymous
Replies:>>70196
>>70186
poor, precious, naive bumpkin. you deserved a life well-spent in the comfort of a cabin a short ways into the woods, where you could watch the deer from a cushy window nook, and sketch them as they walked by.
No.70194
Anonymous
No.70195
Anonymous
Replies:>>70209
>>70186
>Come on Uzi is not unintelligent,
She is unempathetic. Of course she's not going back down there.
>only to be seemingly permakilled by a DD, has hsr entire family mauled at 8's end.
It's only not that. Episode 8 basically says that if you're a Solver host, anything less than your core is but a flesh wound and means nothing. Unless you're Doll's entire family, that is, in which case it's gg no re.
No.70196
Anonymous
Replies:>>70201
>>70192
😭🙏😭
It's so soulcrushing, both sad tragedy and infuriating injustice!
Even witj Alice being alive down and out of harms way for now there I'm 99% sure she won't be able to get up from what happened to her, not by herself. It would be such a simple repair so worth it but it can't be done because I am not there.
Poor Alice deserves better than suffering on that dead world surrounded by deranged beings, ever since that pic of Alice's locker got posted here it feels so much more vile how she was treated, I'm dsapairing really. I don't wanna hate anyone but God how do I despise Uzi
No.70197
Anonymous
>>70190
Holy shit, that art
No.70198
Anonymous
I found Alice and fixed her with sentinel parts and now she flashes me as a sign of affection.
No.70199
Anonymous
>>70180
Honestly? Most likely dying, either from the hill itself or by drowning in the swamp surrounding the manor
No.70200
Anonymous
Replies:>>70203
>>70198
>With Sentinel parts
Anon, why have you turned Alice into a half-raptor centaur?
No.70201
Anonymous
Replies:>>70215
>>70196
>sure she won't be able to get up from what happened to her, not by herself.
Episode 8 shows that getting your head cut off or destroyed or whatever is nothing if you're a Solver host. Interesting that there's no greens with core Alice, even though it'd be a logical extension of what happened with Nori.
No.70202
Anonymous
>>70198
🗿🍷
No.70203
Anonymous
>>70200
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No.70204
From End Of Last Thread
>"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME BACK TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BUGRETTA BOXING MATCH!"
>The camera pans to two Bugretta's, one wearing a Starfleet Uniform and the other wearing Jedi robes
>"TONIGHT WE TRULY SEE WHICH FRANCHISE IS THE BEST IN THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!"
>5 Minutes pass
>They're not doing anything other than staring at eachother from their opposing side of the ring
>............
>40 minutes pass and still nothing happens in the slightest
>MG is beginning to regret giving Anon funding for this
>SD-Q starts to let out a small scream that only increases in intensity as the last 8 viewers slowly begin to leave the livestream; Regretting letting Anon even have this segment on her show
>As the viewcount hits 0, SD-Q in pure frustration fires a rocket at the only camera in the room
>The resulting explosion not only destroys the camera, but also knocks the Jedi Bugretta on her side
>The Starfleet Bugretta who has also been silent this entire time begins to laugh as the other attempts to flip-itself back up
>Just as SD-Q is about to dive bomb into Anon with the full intention of strangling him with his own innards they all come to a complete pause
>A crackle of energy fills the air as the 3 witness the Jedi Bugretta not only flip-itself back over, but begin to levitate
>The Starfleet Bugretta starts to follow suit
>Desperate to recover his lost funds MG grabs Anon's phone and begins to record in a blissful 144p
>Letting out a battle cry the Starfleet Bugretta charges, slamming into Jedi Bugretta at Mach 5
>Jedi Bugretta shrugs off the blow and proceeds to Z-Vanish behind Starfleet Bugretta, her tiny limbs punch at speed not perceptible by neither Anon or machine
>After the flurry of punches Starfleet Bugretta goes flying, smashing a crater sized hole on the left wall of SD-Q's studio, the debris kicking up a large cloud of dust obscuring everyone's vision
>When the dust clear Starfleet Bugretta floats back up, her eyes glowing purple as she opens her mouth, within, a large ball of energy begins to form
>Seeing this, Jedi Bugretta proceeds to do the same
>"This is gonna make us so much fucking money!", MG exclaims, unaware that both Anon and SD-Q have already fled
>Both Bugretta's fully charged release their energy out into a massive beam of light
>However! The two are equally matched in strength resulting in the beams combining into yet another massive ball of energy
>The ball disintegrates the ground around it, MG in a pursuit of greed decides to get closer
>Until.....POP!

>Miles away Anon clings to SD-Q's leg, much to her disappointment as she continues to fly away from the scene
>When suddenly a large blue glow begins to shine from behind them
>Scared shitless SD-Q attempts in vain to fly faster, but it's too late! The massive explosion of energy sends to the pair into a death spiral, crashing somewhere unknown

>In place of SD-Q's studio is a massive smoldering pit
>Deep within the pit, the two Bugretta's remain perfectly unharmed
>Yet no longer do they fight, instead they bow their heads before eachother, understanding that they are both at the end of the day fans of Science Fiction, before Z-Vanishing back to their respective Hives
>MG's body has yet to be found.
No.70205
Anonymous
>>70198
Good thing Sentinel flashes don't work on humans. Right?
No.70206
Anonymous
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>run your hands along a disassembler's sensitive tail
>the confident, eldritch warmachine suddenly shudders, her cocky grin replaced with a blush as her quaking legs fail her and she falls to the ground with a metallic thump as she shivers in the pleasure of your warm human hands stroking her tail
No.70208
Anonymous
>>70206
>human resistance proves to be stronger than Solver initially thought
>upgrades her personal toys to be better suited for the job
No.70209
Anonymous
Replies:>>70212
>>70195
If you care for the side antagonists (explicitly antagonists, not villains) then MD is proper horror.
Idk wether Liam even paid Doll and Alice that much mind to be intentionally such a sadist asshole or wether he is just that tunnelsighted
No.70210
Anonymous
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>>70204
It'll never catch on. Berriball is America's favorite tiny-drone blood sport.
No.70211
Anonymous
Replies:>>70214
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No.70212
Anonymous
>>70209
Please be patient, Liam has autism.
No.70213
Anonymous
Video:172982652978.mp4(683kB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 540x540)Tg0Re5RfvOAvLaDQ.mp4
No.70214
Anonymous
>>70211
From there you have two options - seppuku 🥰 or wait and see where all this goes 😏
No.70215
Anonymous
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>>70201
Would be somewhat better, I know where you are coming from. It's almost guranteed, based on her wallpainting and her fright when seeing posessed Uzi speak withbAS' voice, that Alice had some contact with the Solver, maybe even things in her mind, but she's no host.
Alice got neither ribs or flesh inside and she doesn't burn in sunlight, she's a zombiedrone without the Solver. She cannot leave her breast or heal her face.
Tho, would it really be worth it? Having that poor ol cute deerdrone be inseparably intertwined with an evil deity? Alice is even without Solverpoaers nit extinguished, she is most likely disabled from the damage tho. Some elaboration about wether she can get up is in the Alice thread, the post with the outdated WD cutaway if you are interested, am too tired for that again now however.
She is still herself, uncorrupted, that is better than being a host.
No.70216
Anonymous
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Very sketchy Alice things from some time ago
No.70217
Anonymous
>>70216
cute deerdrone
No.70219
Anonymous
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Doll's kisses...
No.70220
Anonymous
The realization that we can use emojis have made this board very funny
No.70221
Anonymous
Replies:>>70222
>>70213
I wish the Solver did something interesting with Tessa rather than be a skinsuit for the author's fetish. Like maybe turn her into a werewolf, so she can be a character and fulfill his monster girl checkbox.
No.70222
Anonymous
Replies:>>70224
>>70221
>Turn her into a werewolf
You're upset at Liam for his fetish while inserting your own, I see.
No.70223
Anonymous
Replies:>>70323
>>70220
Rip all unfunny boards that don't have emojis✊😔

🤸

____🪑🏌️‍♂️
No.70224
Anonymous
Replies:>>70225
>>70222
>Like maybe turn her into a werewolf, so she can be a character AND fulfill his monster girl checkbox.
No.70225
Anonymous
>>70224
>Cyn turns Tessa into a werewolf for some reason
>Tessa dies of old age before meeting anyone so it was ultimately pointless
Or
>Tessa dies immediately due to Copper-9's toxic asbestos filled atmosphere
No.70226
Anonymous
>>70220
Personally, I despise emoji's since it encourages low-quality junk posts and for their involvement in killing off emotes.
No.70227
Anonymous
Replies:>>70333
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No.70228
Anonymous
Image:172982889108.png(203kB, 864x1126)Dronw Sophie meets Sophie .png
Saw the greentext of sophie talking to her droneself. I like it, it was very nice
No.70229
Anonymous
>>70228
I want to fuck them both until they are full of cum
No.70230
Anonymous
Replies:>>70232
>>70225
We can have Tessa being a immortal werewolf
No.70231
Anonymous
Replies:>>70232
>>70225
>Cyn uses Solvery fuckery to turn Tessa into a cybernetic werewolf, directly paralleling how the DD and Solver users who are mechanical, have fleshly insides, while she, a organic being, has machinery inside her.
No.70232
Anonymous
>>70230
>>70231
Okay, but.....what does this change add to thr story at all?
No.70233
Anonymous
>>70232
cyber werewolf tesa amazon press unnon
No.70234
Anonymous
Replies:>>70238
>"G-guys it's not my fetish I swear!" - Anon as he suggests an anthro cyber Tessa
No.70235
Anonymous
>>70228
Two cuties of different species, love them
No.70236
Anonymous
Replies:>>70237
>>70232
Tessa has more depth and whole existence is not just an excuse for Liam to have a monster girl in his series.
No.70237
Anonymous
Replies:>>70241
>>70236
>Tessa has more depth
That being what exactly?
No.70238
Anonymous
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>>70234
Who said anything about her being anthro?
No.70239
Anonymous
>>70228
There are two beings inside of you, one is drone, the other is human
No.70240
Anonymous
Replies:>>70241
>>70238
It's not even Tessa at that point, so what's the point?
No.70241
Anonymous
Replies:>>70245
>>70237
For starters, her entire character isn't an excuse to have a robogirl wearing the skin of a teenage girl
>>70240
No shit, it's a robot wolf that whose photo I took from Google as an example.
No.70242
Anonymous
No.70243
Anonymous
Image:172983014384.png(240kB, 458x600)172747888589.png
Imagine what she could do to you with that big tongue.
Now imagine she was twice the size.
No.70244
Anonymous
Image:172983019046.png(34kB, 996x880)esad.png
originality is not her strong point
No.70245
Anonymous
>>70241
You say that, but what's her character than if you basically just turn her into a filler monster that gets murdered by N or Uzi? I feel like Tessa's character was already good as it was.
Tessa's whole point was to be the innocent character/human that was way in over their heads, whose death you're supposed to feel is tragic and pointless
No.70246
Anonymous
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>>70245
You have poor taste if you believe that was quality writing. Come on, even MD fans admit the whole purpose of Tessa was for Liam to get his Monstergirl fix
No.70247
Anonymous
Replies:>>70251
>>70246
>Still hasn't answered the question
>Just moaning about "Le Liam Fetish"
Yeah I'm callin bait.
No.70248
Anonymous
>>70238
No I still would.
No.70249
Anonymous
>>70245
>>70246
Unironically given the lack of comment or memorialization in the final episode itself, I feel like Liam either realized that acknowledgement of Tessa's fate would be tonally catastrophic, or else he just somehow completely failed to anticipate that fans would sympathize with her so strongly.
No.70250
Anonymous
>After a horrific accident involving
>Milk
>Oil
>A Goat
>And 1800's artillery
>The two SD-U-U's have now been merged into one SD-U!
What happens?
No.70251
Anonymous
Replies:>>70252
>>70247
What is the question? How it will change Tessa's character? I answered that, she is not just the skin of Liam's latest monstergirl but a character that has effect on the plot. If you removed Tessa and had Cynessa wear the skin of a random JcJenson employee, barely anything would change.
No.70252
Anonymous
>>70251
>Character that has an effect on the plot
BUT HOW!? That's my question, that's what I've been asking you.
No.70253
Anonymous
Replies:>>70273
>>70243
Why do drones have such big tongues?
No.70254
Anonymous
>>70252
Idk, it’s just a hypothetical situation where Tessa can be used as Liam’s fetish and an actual character rather than a plot device
No.70255
Anonymous
>>70249
Or she only ever mattered to him as a way to explain where the robot we thought was a human got the skinsuit from, and the moment Tessa had served her purpose to him she was discarded by the narrative.
No.70256
Anonymous
Replies:>>70261
Image:172983156858.jpg(33kB, 736x615)6c8bbacecd0d845b1340ab6d3cabec83.jpg
Hu hug hug 🫂
Fix fix fix🔩🗜️🛠️⚙️🔧
clang clang clang~~~⚙️⚙️⚙️
Everyone gets good end
No.70257
Anonymous
Replies:>>70290
Sentinels should have brains so Alive could habe befriended them
No.70260
Anonymous
>>70249
It really irks me how Tessa, gets no funeral when Lizzy, a worker drone (they didn’t react to their classmates being killed) threw one for Doll when she literally saved their lives, no mention after episode 7 and then is turned into Ed Gein lite because it’s not like wigs exist. She deserves so much better.
No.70261
Anonymous
>>70256
Fixing Alice with spare parts in your garage
No.70262
Anonymous
>>70213
Cool edit
No.70263
Anonymous
>>70249
>"Wait people care about my characters? >_<"
No.70264
Anonymous
Replies:>>70265
>>70252
Nta but here are some ideas for Werewolf!Tessa
>She’s the Solver’s personal “ dog” that is used to locate other solver users with her sense of smell and senses
> Guards places and areas that the Solver doesn’t want people around
>Is used to further torment JNV as they watch her painfully transform into a monster that doesn’t recognize them.
No.70265
Anonymous
Replies:>>70267
>>70264
Or she fills the narrative role of "the Solver sends something big in because too many DDs are vanishing in Cabin Fever and J is reporting N went rogue." Instead of showing up personally, it sends Tessa.
No.70266
Anonymous
Why is Solver such a smelly fuckin' weeb?
No.70267
Anonymous
>>70265
You want to just make her a fucking mini-boss?
No.70268
Anonymous
Image:172983391918.png(414kB, 1000x2722)Tessabyveg.png
>>70260
I think the problem is that there's really no way to properly broach the subject without it massively fucking bringing down the mood for the finale to the point where the ending would feel more bitter than sweet in direct proportion to how much it was lingered on.

Doll's situation is also pretty sad, but it's not quite as much of a bummer since she was kind of an asshole who murdered innocent people and mostly served as a nuisance to the protagonists despite her ultimate goal being somewhat justifiable, plus her funeral scene is basically played off as a joke, and it's also implied her ghost is still sticking around to haunt the outpost for the foreseeable future.

Tessa, by contrast, is essentially a literal angel by the standards of MD's setting (a little graverobbing never hurt nobody); a spotless lamb with a backstory seemingly designed specifically to get the audience to feel as bad for her as possible who gets killed in the worst fucking imaginable way ever for the crime of kindness and selflessness. And then also on top of that was the closest person to the series' otherwise most unsympathetic and unpleasant jerk, with her demise prompting J to willingly assist in the total destruction of the universe because she's lost all hope after seeing all of that shit happen. It's like the most fucked up thing ever but it's also totally glossed over because it's only a secondary element of the plot. I don't know how I'd deal with that if I were in Liam's position without having to just write an entire other season to address it.
No.70269
Anonymous
Replies:>>70271
>>70268
>NTA
Yeah, you can't really have a Tessa funeral without breaking the flow of the episode
No.70270
Anonymous
>>70260
I agree. Even if nothing could be done plotwise, their credits sequence shot for J could've been her painting a mural of Tessa, on the ship, or a canvas attached to the wall of spire or something.
No.70271
Anonymous
>>70269
Just replace the snowball fight slide with a slide of N and V (and J, watching in the background) paying respects at Tessa's Berserk-style sword grave.
No.70272
Anonymous
Harper hugs!
No.70273
Anonymous
>>70253
For humans to play with
No.70274
Anonymous
Replies:>>70276
How would Alice react to seeing anon's cock?
No.70275
Anonymous
>>70268
release an illustration or series of illustrations accompanied by a short story describing how the DDs feel about Tessa– whether that's mourning or something else. wrap up that narrative in a self-contained manner
No.70276
Anonymous
>>70274
she'd be a little hesitant to handle it at first but I think she'd be pretty good with farm animals if she tried
No.70277
Anonymous
Image:172983486529.png(1.74MB, 1920x1080)technician and engineer.png
Tessa and Tali
No.70278
Anonymous
>>70191
Fuck, she's crushed the WHOLE city! It's hell on TV, it's just fucked up!
No.70279
Anonymous
Replies:>>70294
>>70278
My cousin died by her butt
No.70280
Anonymous
>>70278
Her hat has rolled into the sea and is taking on water. It's sucking up fishing trawlers and cargo vessels and is going to sink to the bottom soon.
No.70281
Anonymous
Replies:>>70282
>>70216
Uppies with Alice!
No.70282
Anonymous
>>70281
>"Haha. You crack me up little lady."
>Up she goes in your arms, well above the floor.
>It's a foreign feeling for the unhinged worker but she can't say it was unpleasant. If her toothy grin was anything to go by.
No.70283
Anonymous
>>70244
Yeah, outpost-6!
No.70284
Anonymous
Replies:>>70285
>>70243
Imagine she was TEN the size.
No.70285
Anonymous
Replies:>>70297
>>70284
>mega-Y sticks out her tongue
>you walk up to it and give it a full-bodied hug
>it squishes beneath your arms, throbbing with the flow of her oily blood
>you can feel the heat of her breath washing down on you from above
>the tip of her tongue curls around your legs and pats you on the back
No.70286
Anonymous
Image:172983609931.jpg(123kB, 900x1200)DOLL, YOU ATE ALL THE HOES!.jpg
No.70287
Anonymous
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No.70288
Anonymous
>>70244
mxdoomsday really likes OP6

cant blame em though
No.70289
Anonymous
Which drone, aside from Cyn, is most likely to scare the hoes?
No.70290
Anonymous
>>70257
> typos Alice into Alive
oof
No.70291
Anonymous
>>70289
Uzi, canonically
No.70292
Anonymous
No.70293
Anonymous
Replies:>>70296
>>70287
>J orders N and V to find a way to open the door to Khan's heart
>the two disassemblers dig through the outpost trash to find clues
>interrogate workers and WDF members to find his favorite things about doors, preferred materials and mechanisms
>N hooks up with Khan's femcel daughter and V infiltrates the school hierarchy to get more info on Khan
>still, despite all this effort, J is still nervous as Khan sits down at the restaurant table for wire spaghetti and oil wine
No.70294
Anonymous
>>70279
My brother lived in the suburbs, and his house was blown hundreds of miles away! Why the fuck didn't our government stop that bitch?!
No.70295
Anonymous
>>70287
In fact, it would be a great plot move if evil Han and Jay started feeling love for each other at some point.

I forget what that plot device is called, but it seems interesting.
No.70296
Anonymous
>>70293
>V infiltrates the school hierarchy
>Invader V
No.70297
Anonymous
>>70285
>You feel the heat of her tongue penetrate your body.
>Her warm, oily saliva begins to coat you from head to toe, leaving no dry spots.
>Her saliva makes it harder for you to hold her tongue, but the tip wraps completely around you, holding you firmly in place.
>Her pulse sends pleasant shivers throughout your body, sending shivers down your spine with each beat.
No.70298
Anonymous
>>70287
Still the most funniest ship ever
No.70299
Anonymous
No.70300
Anonymous
need scenarios about N sleeping
No.70301
Anonymous
Image:172983822921.png(419kB, 1949x1565)more like serial designation BOOZE.png
Why did mercurialmorose forget about her
No.70302
Anonymous
>>70301
Would she accept a kiss on the cheek?
No.70303
Anonymous
Replies:>>70307
>>70301
She has really strong MILF energy.
No.70304
Anonymous
>Y checks in on Mini-Y
>She's mlemming an Unnon
>The moment she sees Y, she leaps back an entire foot and tries to act like nothing was happening
>Unnon is too dazed to react, the lower half of his face covered in saliva
>"...Vhataver, do vhat you vant," Y says, leaving the room
>She sits on the couch, eyes hollowing
>Why did that tiny mockery of her have a better love life than her? It wasn't fair!
No.70305
Anonymous
Replies:>>70309
>>70300
>N has disassembler dreams where he tears worker drones asunder
>sometimes, these dreams cause him to bare his claws and teeth in the real world
>N wakes up and realizes he tore the bed to shreds and needs to put everything back together before femanon wakes up
>luckily for him, femanon had her nightly mix of anti-migraine meds and alcohol and is thoroughly zonked out
No.70306
Anonymous
Image:172983866258.jpg(286kB, 1920x1080)Goobers.jpg
There's still so much potential in how MD's lore can be expanded upon.
Khan mentions how he took this picture and found Nori right after the core collapse, yet he already has a moustache and the other drones have WDF uniforms. This plus the constant anti-human WDF propaganda implies that the WDF existed before the core collapse and had conflict against humans.
Let's also remember that Khan and the WDF are not from Outpost 3, they're from Outpost 9. He was also awarded a certificate from the WDF, meaning he's not the founder. It's more likely he's a high ranking member that led an expedition to Outpost 3 and settled down after finding Nori.
No.70307
Anonymous
>>70301
>>70303
looks more like Christmas cake wine aunt energy from here
No.70308
Anonymous
Holy shit, there is SO MUCH great stuff uploaded to Booru right now! Thanks anons for this!
No.70309
Anonymous
>>70305
cute and based!
No.70310
Anonymous
Replies:>>70316
>>70306
i didn't even consider this
outpost-9 lore is something that completely doesn't exist
No.70311
Anonymous
>>70301
KISS THE BABY!
No.70312
Anonymous
Image:172984005281.png(721kB, 3230x1622)md dorks.png
>>70301
> H
Prim and Proper
> B
Business Casual
> L
Full Frontal Assault
No.70313
Anonymous
Replies:>>70319
>>70300
I remember there was this cute one where you cuddle with N after you save his life
No.70314
Anonymous
Replies:>>70315
Image:172984005948.png(22kB, 439x862)1690221889348275.png
jane...
No.70315
Anonymous
Replies:>>70324
>>70314
Only a week away from her birth
how cursed is it that Jane was born on Halloween?
No.70316
Anonymous
Image:172984022122.jpg(63kB, 719x415)HumarWDF_War.jpg
>>70310
There's still more evidence of a drone-human war before the core collapse. Mentions of an uneasy truce, as well as either the humans pinning the blame on the drones for CFL's disasters or the drones assuming one of their own was responsible for the core collapse.
No.70317
Anonymous
Image:172984040730.png(20kB, 847x835)1706050594713594.png
>>70316
so you're telling me that humanity was dealing with a THREE FRONT WAR
no wonder john actively fears worker drones, you don't even need to consider the solver, the little strong fuckers were probably ripping people in half and eating them just cause
No.70318
Anonymous
>>70317
>just cause
I assume it started because either JCJenson treated the drones like shit after Earth's destruction, or people were mad at JCJenson for a lack of explanation to what happened and took out their frustration on the drones.
No.70319
Anonymous
Replies:>>70328
>>70313
please share
No.70320
Anonymous
>>70317
John keeps telling people to fear the drones but they keep saying "but theyre cute!"
the fools
No.70321
Anonymous
American anon, please, go to bed, you need sleep.
No.70322
Anonymous
Replies:>>70368
>>70306
>>70316
>After the war, Doorman stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless
No.70323
Anonymous
No.70324
Anonymous
Replies:>>70325
Image:172984124056.png(66kB, 831x867)bleeding jane.png
>>70315
jane was actually created on the 9th of october, this is where she was not only first visually depicted but also first received her name, pocketsteaks just drew her current design on the 31st

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139889369/#q139899645
No.70325
Anonymous
Replies:>>70327
Image:172984129694.png(102kB, 386x315)1659645435123.png
>>70324
Those are two obviously different things and you know it
No.70326
Anonymous
Image:172984129852.jpg(26kB, 735x724)1726348261045079.jpg
Tomoetomoe, thank you so much for these downloads on Booru today. You have uploaded very lot of beautiful stuff.
No.70327
Anonymous
Replies:>>70661
>>70325
"jane" was created on the 9th, even if the image was only fem-john and not a theoretical jane, the character known as "jane" was for a fact named and created on monday, october 9th at approximated 8:50 AM US pacific time
No.70328
Anonymous
>>70319
Can’t find it
No.70329
Anonymous
Replies:>>70342
>>70326
i’m not even halfway done
No.70330
Anonymous
Image:172984208262.jpg(278kB, 1449x815)1619876475012.jpg
>>70204
>Telling Bugretta their favourite setting is shit to have a worthy opponent
No.70331
Anonymous
>>70206
Thank goodness I live in a time when I can see this.
No.70332
Anonymous
>>70204
Okay, that was really funny.
No.70333
Anonymous
>>70227
Dummy
No.70334
Anonymous
No.70335
Anonymous
Replies:>>70336
>>70317
it's weird that they can technically brutalize anyone they want, yet you can easily kill them with a single punch to the face
No.70336
Anonymous
>>70335
I imagine they made that way so drone rebellion would be easily crushed
No.70337
Anonymous
>>70326
> tons of really old stuff i've never seen before
now this is the kind of dumping i approve of
No.70338
Anonymous
Image:172984346092.jpg(90kB, 714x586)1724968181243017.jpg
>>70306
>>70316
And some were staying the Uzi's "KILL ALL HUMANS" attitude was excessive. These little soda cans were planning on an uprising from the very start.
No.70339
Anonymous
Replies:>>70341
Image:172984415892.png(1.38MB, 1080x1549)Screenshot_20240818-193557.png
>solverless Tessa
No.70340
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.70341
Anonymous
Replies:>>70343
>>70339
Man, this is so me.
No.70342
Anonymous
>>70329
Can you please tell me all the nicknames of the anons who uploaded all this today? I want to thank you.
No.70343
Anonymous
>>70341
this is probably most of us, Anon, you ain't special
No.70344
Anonymous
Image:172984559992.jpg(415kB, 2839x4772)SD-N(no talent version).jpg
> SD-Uzi
> "haha yes, i am finally taller than DDs, SUCK IT V"
>
No.70345
Anonymous
>>70344
>SD-V
>"SUCK IT UZI, AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!"
No.70346
Anonymous
Replies:>>70375
>>70344
Oh, he become more hotter
No.70347
Anonymous
Image:172984862489.jpg(140kB, 850x944)2f7726b525ddf7c4ae0a9e9c50e328a2.jpg
This with mantis Tessa
No.70348
Anonymous
Replies:>>70352
>>70347
Oh yeah baby. Our children are going to be Kamen Riders.
No.70349
Anonymous
>>70347
>It is the future
>The elites have gone so far in their bug fetish that now they're injecting them into you in vaccines
>Every now and then someone mutates from it and you get a Cordie
>Tessa mutated, which prompted her parents to bitch at her for disappointing them with her shenanigans yet again
>Tessect now has a humanoid mantis physiology
>She has chitin on much of her body, the proportional strength of a Preying Mantis, Snapping Claws with Dismembering Action! coming out from under her wrists, and a predatory disposition
>Tessect wouldn't take her parents' crap and also survived the Gala with little mental damage
>She got a job as a space technician because it gives her an excuse to cover her face and body
>People know of her condition but it alarms them more when they see it, which makes things annoying for her
>You are Tessect's bf and you have no say on the matter
>Your coworkers ask you what it feels like to be with Tessect
>You tell them it feels like you're in danger
>She carries herself as if she is stalking you and she speaks to you in a conspiratorial tone
>Sometimes she is slightly mocking and other times she makes veiled threats, about both you and other people
>If her claws scratch you during sex then she will lick the blood
>It feels like she will kill you if you enrage her
>Every now and then you call her Tessa Hordika
No.70350
Anonymous
Replies:>>70376
>>70349
So…
When are you going to make a big family with her ?
No.70351
Anonymous
Replies:>>70558
Image:172985131039.jpg(1.93MB, 6400x4800)172357205066 (1).jpg
>>70349
Kino greentext anon
No.70352
Anonymous
Replies:>>70353
Image:172985142988.jpg(361kB, 600x1600)birthofkamenrider.jpg
>>70348
>Oh yeah baby. Our children are going to be Kamen Riders.
No.70353
Anonymous
>>70352
kek, and nice to see drossel von flugel
No.70354
Anonymous
Replies:>>70361
The Owl House is having a general and the /co/ mod won't touch them. Fucking niggers.
No.70355
Anonymous
Hear me out, drone mammary adapters but instead of nanite milk you can suck beer out of them
No.70356
Anonymous
Replies:>>70359
>>70355
Can I get one that have juice on them?
No.70358
Anonymous
Replies:>>70360
>>70355
Where can I invest in this?
No.70359
Anonymous
Image:172985293675.jpg(24kB, 640x480)yXSBnyZPcwoss0tLQcbR3wbFIj5GGqNpikyyuOOBGoY.png
>>70356
Perhaps
No.70360
Anonymous
>>70358
Leave some money out under a rock, I'll find it and give you shares
No.70361
Anonymous
Replies:>>70370
>>70354
The last drone thread got 500 replies in two days when all the others couldn't get even 100 in the same time, but for some reason it's particular Murder Drones is a show that everyone will soon forget about.
No.70362
Anonymous
Video:172985324409.mp4(1.96MB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 720x720)Spoiler video
J twerking
No.70363
Anonymous
Replies:>>70364
>>70349(me)
>Tessect is jerking you off with her claw
>You dare not move or say anything out of fear that she will snip you
>"Look at how hard you are" she whispers in your ear. "I bet I would chip my claw on your stiffy if I were to squeeze it even more. You like this, don't you? You are a freak! But it's okay. I'm a bit of a freak too..."
>Dammit, why do australian bugs have to be so big?!
No.70364
Anonymous
Replies:>>70366
>>70363
Now make a greentext about their wedding
No.70365
Anonymous
>>70347
>mantis Tessa
surely we can abbreviate this to ManTessa
no wait waitWAIT
No.70366
Anonymous
Replies:>>70367
>>70364
There was none. Anon was eaten after the condom broke and Tessect thought she had been inseminated.
No.70367
Anonymous
Replies:>>70369
>>70366
You can give her large amount of food, so you can avoid the fate of being eaten. Male Mantis are know to do that in the wild
No.70368
Anonymous
>>70322
I understood that reference.
No.70369
Anonymous
Replies:>>70371
Image:172985480738.jpg(218kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault.jpg
I wish I could pay people to draw for me. Mantis Tessect vs Solverpede would rock.

>>70367
How was anon supposed to know? She said the instict won't take over unless she thinks she has babies on the way. This is what condoms are for.
No.70370
Anonymous
>>70361
mods most likely are pedo
No.70371
Anonymous
>>70369
Yeah, and also heard mantis only eat their mate, because people stress them out, that they eat their mates
No.70372
Anonymous
Would the DDs have it in them to kill werewolf Tessa?
No.70373
Anonymous
Image:172985637794.jpg(742kB, 4096x3072)3c07145881b91ab5aeafa51ddd33ed99.jpg
Me too Tessect
No.70374
Anonymous
>>70306
>the constant anti-human WDF propaganda
Where?
No.70375
Anonymous
>>70346
that’s just N but blue
No.70376
Anonymous
>>70350
She'll bite your head off
No.70377
Anonymous
DigBar- Big Dick Randy (Official Music Video)youtube thumb
>If the absolute solver keep serial designation F masculinity
No.70378
Anonymous
No.70379
Anonymous
Replies:>>70381
Image:172985957763.jpg(576kB, 3200x2400)643919dfab7931134ea4130c882c0dc5.jpg
No.70380
Anonymous
Image:172985986664.png(1.72MB, 2715x1810)rurus.png
rrrrrrrurus
No.70381
Anonymous
>>70379
Dang, conservation of mass hit hard

>>70380
Very nice (I have absolutely no idea what rurus means)
No.70382
Anonymous
Replies:>>70391
post E
No.70384
Anonymous
>>70380
oh damn, he doing it
No.70385
Anonymous
Video:172986048442.mp4(9.03MB / 0:00:51 / avc1, 1280x720)w0MYmUMbl7xoK8wN-1.mp4
>you're oc In silent hill

What type of monster they will face?
No.70386
Anonymous
Replies:>>70387
Image:172986063603.jpg(151kB, 2048x1463)GaXpFOwXoAAoxJy.jpg
J is such a nothing character in the show when you think about it
>Zero screentime
>(Almost) zero personality
>Any motives are given very briefly and never brought up again
>Jobs in every single fight she's in
>Completely disappears halfway through the final fight and is never mentioned again
>Show has to make excuses for why she's so worthless
>Her backstory with Tessa is never explored

All of this and more... so why is she my favorite character?
No.70387
Anonymous
>>70386
Idk, I don't care about that corpo bitch
No.70388
Anonymous
Replies:>>70389
>>70380
Well made but I am not crazy about the unihorn on the right, and the left looks too much like J to me.
No.70389
Anonymous
Replies:>>70392
>>70388
It's supposed to be J and V in Scanty and Kneesocks' uniform, silly.
No.70390
Anonymous
Replies:>>70393
Image:172986155220.jpg(56kB, 1080x608)GBN0WueasAANDDf.jpeg
No.70391
Anonymous
Image:172986166272.png(5kB, 512x512)6055496.png
>>70382
No.70392
Anonymous
>>70389
Fair enough. I've avoided Panty & Stocking because of the artstyle.
No.70393
Anonymous
>>70390
hell yeah, I love meatcanyon edits
No.70394
Anonymous
Image:172986237091.jpg(179kB, 1280x1280)GavBBufXYAEm-sP.jpeg
No.70395
Anonymous
>>70394
A DolliN post? In this day and age? Localized entirely in this thread? Blessed
No.70396
Anonymous
>>70394
every single drone in this image is so cuuuute
No.70397
Anonymous
Image:172986305900.png(296kB, 2000x2000)Switch smoking.png
Switch smoking a ciggie. I tried a different drawing method this time than the one I'm used to so hopefully this looks cleaner than my previous ones.
No.70398
Anonymous
>>70397
>The look Switch gives to a DD that's begging for their life, that they didn't want to be what they were and that they were manipulated by the AS
No.70399
Anonymous
>>70380
I WANT YOU-OU-OU-OU-OU
No.70400
Anonymous
Image:172986368143.jpg(175kB, 1895x1712)GauShxFbgAA2mG8.jpg
No.70401
Anonymous
Replies:>>70406
No.70402
Anonymous
Image:172986419181.png(118kB, 1031x1400)1701314039492108.png
No.70403
Anonymous
Image:172986444086.png(1.51MB, 2048x1154)Untitled18_20240807192958.png
No.70404
Anonymous
Replies:>>70425
>>70400
not canon btw
No.70405
Anonymous
Replies:>>70408
>>70403
man shadow people are so hot
No.70406
Anonymous
Image:172986455139.jpg(89kB, 768x1024)GPALv98bIAA3rlC.jpg
>>70401
Good morning to you, too.
No.70407
Anonymous
>>70406
Bad morning to you, yuricuck
No.70408
Anonymous
>>70405
Agreed
No.70409
Anonymous
Image:172986515822.png(946kB, 1800x2000)1711030888723101.png
I'm just gonna post this moth
No.70410
Anonymous
Replies:>>70449
Video:172986532662.mp4(4.11MB / 0:00:12 / avc1, 1920x1080)Unethically Sampled Moth Screams.mp4
>>70409
No.70411
Anonymous
>>70409
moth n:D
No.70412
Anonymous
No.70413
Anonymous
Replies:>>70414
>>70400
sometimes J has dreams like this. just her and Tessa, traveling the stars and dancing beneath them together– just the two of them against the universe. it's nice to get to be the hero for once– but she'd play the role of villain all over again if it meant she could stand by Tessa's side
No.70414
Anonymous
>>70413
I just had a dream where you shut up
No.70415
Anonymous
Image:172986598217.jpg(130kB, 1280x1280)Spoiler image
No.70416
Anonymous
Image:172986607565.jpg(514kB, 1440x1800)FA-7NAsVkBYqtGG.jpeg
What if... n did this with posses Uzi
No.70417
Anonymous
Replies:>>70419
>>70397
Can drones get cancer from smoking?
No.70418
Anonymous
Replies:>>70420
>>70414
you have lovely dreams, I hope I can have dreams like yours
No.70419
Anonymous
>>70417
they can larp as if it was real
No.70420
Anonymous
Replies:>>70423
>>70418
My dreams is mine only, for it contain a wonderful treasure that no mind can comprehend
No.70421
Anonymous
Replies:>>70422
Image:172986635104.png(899kB, 1637x965)IMG_6199.png
>>70414
imagine getting the this mad at seeing two cute girls kissing
No.70422
Anonymous
Replies:>>70431
>>70421
Alright yuricuck
No.70423
Anonymous
>>70420
it do be like that, and I wouldn’t want it any other way
No.70424
Anonymous
Image:172986656806.jpg(73kB, 1098x692)GKA1y5iXAAAwUxW.jpeg
That V boss fight was so fucking easy
No.70425
Anonymous
>>70404
>>70406
I still find it funny how Liam killed this ship twice
No.70426
Anonymous
>>70425
And yet jessa cucks still exist for some reason
It's actually amusing how they're so insistent on a ship that just wouldn't work in the slightest
No.70427
Anonymous
Image:172986690150.jpg(537kB, 1190x936)6d2f44df2456b236ac2bcfd3821ebf50.jpeg
Yo, pochincoff finally found murder drones
No.70428
Anonymous
>>70427
Yo! Ain't that the same guy who drew the Mechas from that Franxx show?
No.70429
Anonymous
>>70427
Blessed is this day
No.70430
Anonymous
>>70344
Baby boy
No.70431
Anonymous
Image:172986734825.png(3.24MB, 1080x1781)IMG_6387.png
>>70422
>>70426
do you actually contribute anything to these threads or do you just sit there quietly seething about lesbians until someone posts yuri for you to bitch about?
No.70432
Anonymous
No.70433
Anonymous
Replies:>>70436
>>70431
Go cry harder yuricuck
No.70434
Anonymous
Image:172986746072.png(380kB, 1807x1536)1709679899752000.png
When will the new space king episode will be released, I want to see more MD fusion with other characters
No.70435
Anonymous
Replies:>>70436
>>70431
Just make your own board for yuri shit
No.70436
Anonymous
Replies:>>70437
Image:172986761007.png(160kB, 640x520)IMG_5891.png
>>70433
>>70435
what's that, you want more yuri? okay!
No.70437
Anonymous
Replies:>>70457
Image:172986773664.jpg(265kB, 1001x552)FEP-0VAXsAsNuQI.jpeg
>>70436
This yuricuck retaliated, but it's so useless
No.70438
Anonymous
Image:172986781205.png(152kB, 1600x1200)8e8ab856405c144415125574f5fb174e.png
What if.... Moth x drone?
No.70439
Anonymous
Somebody got a link to the site rules?
No.70440
Anonymous
>>70438
nope, moth likes humans
No.70441
Anonymous
Replies:>>70458
Image:172986806789.jpg(1.55MB, 6400x4800)cynvi vs captain(jpeg ver).jpg
>>70434
same
No.70442
Anonymous
Replies:>>70447
>>70440
like drones?
No.70443
Anonymous
Replies:>>70450
>>70373
I would be as forward but yes, sex with hornet
No.70444
Anonymous
>>70440
Another great victory of humanity!
No.70445
Anonymous
Goodmorning, American anon.
No.70447
Anonymous
No.70448
Anonymous
>>70425
I find it funny when Liam disappears without a trace
No.70449
Anonymous
>>70438
Refer to >>70410
Total Moth Death
No.70450
Anonymous
>>70443
ANON YOUR PENIS IS TOO BIG FOR HER
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER
YOU WILL TEAR HER IN HALF ANNONNNNN
No.70451
Anonymous
Replies:>>70457
>>70431
Honestly yeah, been seeing this and it's fucking lame. The complainer being louder than just the post with art is the thing.
>>70427
Based.
No.70452
Anonymous
>>70431
It's more than just my dislike for yuricucks, it's a shit ship, if EP8 is anything to go by, it seems J didn't actually give much of a fuck about Tessa, which why I'm confused why there's still so many fags relentlessly foaming over this ship
No.70453
Anonymous
>>70452
Based
No.70454
Anonymous
Image:172986864875.jpg(481kB, 824x1192)IMG_20240826_075503.jpg
No.70455
Anonymous
>>70452
Because it gives Tessa & J character that the hack Liam didn’t.
No.70456
Anonymous
Image:172986880080.jpg(41kB, 422x487)heh.JPG
>>70455
That's... comedic on so many different levels...
No.70457
Anonymous
Image:172986881486.png(1.14MB, 2000x2000)IMG_6582.png
I think it would be cute if on chilly days, J would heat her body and then snuggle up with Tessa as they walked through the forest together
>>70451
this isn't even the only general I frequent that has this exact problem of any yuri post being almost immediately followed by someone whining about "yuricucks"
>>70437
still don't see you contributing anything on-topic, just more complaining about seeing J and Tessa together. it really seems like you came here exclusively to be mad at yuri. hope you enjoy your female custodes
No.70458
Anonymous
Image:172986888239.png(382kB, 1042x750)173943525242.png
>>70441
No.70459
Anonymous
Image:172986912048.jpg(74kB, 510x680)GYQsej_akAEanQA.jpg
No.70460
Anonymous
Image:172986937458.jpg(481kB, 1500x2003)GaYCeeDW4AEnhc0.jpeg
No.70461
Anonymous
Image:172986939693.png(270kB, 1280x720)bp5x37ld6ef71.png
Nanotrasen >>>>>> JCJenson

Which company doomed the world? JCJenson! This is why you should always buy Nanotrasen products!
No.70462
Anonymous
>>70461
I'm gonna choose arasaka instead
No.70463
Anonymous
>>70380
Wat dat? Unicorn drone?
No.70464
Anonymous
>>70461
what were Nanotrasen again? i fogot 💀💀💀
No.70465
Anonymous
Image:172986978455.jpg(279kB, 2048x2034)GSPNfMSW8AA51Et.jpeg
No.70466
Anonymous
Weekend
How are you doing? Anything you've been working on or planning to?
No.70467
Anonymous
Image:172986984076.png(138kB, 520x777)GKcWme3XwAAUa0q.png
Murder Cambrian
No.70468
Anonymous
Replies:>>70483
>>70466
i got shitwork to do fml
No.70469
Anonymous
Replies:>>70483
Image:172986998166.gif(1.55MB, 300x168)172788046736.gif
>>70466
Gonna start on my Halloween project, it's the 25th, can't be horsing around anymore.
>mfw only managed to do half of what I was planning for this month
But I'm also blaming the Pokemon leaks for distracting so much, for how grateful I am for them.
No.70470
Anonymous
Replies:>>70475
>>70438
I fucking hate looking at my older stuff.
No.70471
Anonymous
>>70373
>Be long time metroidvania player
>Playing Hollow Knight
>The atmosphere is great
>The music is great
>The visuals are great
>The singing miner bug is a joy
>The gameplay is kinda barebones
>Reach Hornet boss fight
>She lands hits faster than you can walk aside
>She leaves no openings
>She has an AoE attack that hits farther than the sprite reaches and comes right after the only brief opening she gives you, forcing you to come close to her
>You need to dash to avoid her but you don't have the ability
>It is almost a necessity
>Eventually beat her somehow
>YOU GET THE FUCKING DASH ABILITY THAT YOU NEEDED IN THE FUCKING FIGHT!
>Well at least now you have the ability
>Proceed in the game
>Meet enemies and bosses with unavoidable attacks
>Dash at the right moment
>NO I-FRAMES LIKE IN EVERY OTHER FUCKING GAME!
>"That can't be right. It's unthinkable."
>Look it up
>I-frames are a separate upgrade hidden away near the late game
FUCK HOLLOW KNIGHT. FUCK SILKSONG. FUCK THE DEVELOPERS. Pirate it and don't give them a dime. I hope whoever had this retarded idea takes a trip to Mexico snd disappears.
No.70472
Anonymous
Replies:>>70486
>>70471
git good, I’d rather fuck hornet
No.70473
Anonymous
>>70380
Who?
Cute
No.70474
Anonymous
Replies:>>70486
Image:172987019935.jpg(29kB, 600x739)Spoiler image
>>70471
No.70475
Anonymous
Replies:>>70478
>>70470
Can you redraw it?
No.70476
Anonymous
Replies:>>70486
>>70471
Skill issues
No.70477
Anonymous
>>70409
deploy jaffa cake on wee beastie
No.70478
Anonymous
Replies:>>70479
>>70475
Maybe.
No.70479
Anonymous
>>70478
Can you draw them cuddling
No.70480
Anonymous
No.70481
Anonymous
Replies:>>70494
>>70466
inking some J art and working on a non-MD green for a Halloween thread
No.70482
Anonymous
Replies:>>70484
>>70479
Sure.
No.70483
Anonymous
>>70469
Oh I completely forgot Halloween, hope to see what you'll make
>Pic rel
Mood
>>70468
Umderstandable, I'm Eurofag tho I am free now, hope time goes by fast or smth
No.70484
Anonymous
>>70482
🙂 👍 Nice
No.70485
Anonymous
Replies:>>70494
>>70466
Hi anon, all good, I'm going to help a colleague at work right now. How are you?
No.70486
Anonymous
Replies:>>70499
>>70472
>>70474
>>70476
Yeah, no. This isn't the bitching of a player filtered by difficulty. I am complaining about things I overcame, except for a stationary boss whose attacks hit everywhere. I dropped it some time after the cutscene where Hornet sits with you peacefully because the gameplay is such dull crap. All this nice art and sound went to waste.
No.70487
Anonymous
Image:172987125766.png(1.01MB, 2495x2495)Untitled1245_20241024122000.png
tomorrow morning i’ll be at a test, the hardest one yet, which’ll be my biggest achievement in life yet if i pass, six years in the making
if only N could be there to cheer me on
No.70488
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
Just create a N tulpa
No.70489
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
You know what else is hard? My cheering for you. Go anon!
No.70490
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
Sending positive vibes
No.70492
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
Go on and be a succuful femanon, and be the best femanon there is
No.70493
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
…It’ll be okay
No.70494
Anonymous
>>70481
>Inking J
Looking forward!
>>70485
Glad to hear, I'm good, finished a project today and am done with the week. Wanna draw a lot on the weekend
No.70495
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
Best luck to you
No.70496
Anonymous
Image:172987180458.jpg(173kB, 1475x1314)1715442365221456.jpg
>using your administrator override code on your bratty dd
>forcing her to put on cute outfits and pose nicely for pictures and not eat your neighbor's worker drone
No.70498
Anonymous
Replies:>>70506
>>70496
>Administrator override code
Alice's canonical override code is 1234
No.70499
Anonymous
>>70486
so basically you got your ass kicked by "dull" gameplay, couldn't beat the game, and are still seething about it so hard that you want the devs to either fail or die?
>inb4 I *chose* not to beat it
whatever helps you sleep at night bud
No.70500
Anonymous
Replies:>>70787
Image:172987256629.png(434kB, 1000x1300)Tessa_new_life.png
No.70501
Anonymous
>>70466
>Weekend
Still friday here, give me a few more hours
No.70502
Anonymous
there needs to be incest art with stepdadanon and tessa, kurt and chiappa and anon and mom-e
No.70503
Anonymous
Replies:>>70534
No.70504
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
>Turns exam paper over
>Extra credit question is "What do you like about the character N from the show Murder Drones"

Godspeed with your exam
No.70505
Anonymous
Replies:>>70530
>>70466
A bloodplay green.
No.70506
Anonymous
>>70496
>>70498
>Your drone comes to trust you
>It gives you it's override code
>It is a show of trust similar to when a cat shows you it's belly
>If you coerce it out of your drone then it will give it to you but it will be fearful and mistrustful from that point on
No.70507
Anonymous
Replies:>>70534
>>70502
>anon and mom-e
but that's not...
No.70508
Anonymous
Replies:>>70513
>>70496
Your DD wife eating your neighbor's Worker Drone is the leading cause of horrific branching narratives, it's a good idea to stop that early
No.70509
Anonymous
>>70506
Just override the fear response, ez
No.70510
Anonymous
>>70487
you can do it :D
No.70511
Anonymous
>>70510
no he ain’t
No.70512
Anonymous
Replies:>>70534
>>70502
only stepdadanon and tessa
rest are bueno
No.70513
Anonymous
>>70508
>Your neighbor has a cinnamon roll of a drone
>But it is retarded and past it's two year warranty
>You have Y
>One day she returns drenched in oil and counting money
>The neighbour paid her to kill his useless but lovely drone
No.70514
Anonymous
Replies:>>70578
>>70487
Give a multi-hour dissertation on N's guts.
No.70515
Anonymous
Replies:>>70519
>>70506
What can you do with override code?
No.70516
Anonymous
Image:172987345268.jpg(975kB, 2383x4096)GNTncQqWYAA_bRk.jpg
Boss....
No.70517
Anonymous
Replies:>>70521
>>70513
Sand her to The neighbour
that person is a criminal
No.70518
Anonymous
Replies:>>70526
>>70513
New route for the Tales from the Scrapyard green?!
The idea of putting a hit on your drone wife is actually crazy
No.70519
Anonymous
>>70515
Make the drone powerless to resist any command from you. It is intended to pacify it if something sets it off and it becomes a threat. The drone is still aware in this mode and will remember what you did and why.
No.70520
Anonymous
Replies:>>70525
Image:172987358087.jpg(406kB, 2765x2200)FulIO04WIAYFeH3.jpg
I just realized something, in the Swap Au Lizzy would be a "normie fucker"
No.70521
Anonymous
Image:172987362164.png(459kB, 438x615)water.png
>>70517
no, fuck you
No.70523
Anonymous
Image:172987402785.jpg(269kB, 1106x1475)tumblr_095fbbe02a009918591e6602fa124a70_6370f0c2_1280.png
>>70426
>And yet jessa cucks still exist for some reason
There are dozens of us! Dozens!

>>70452
>if EP8 is anything to go by, it seems J didn't actually give much of a fuck about Tessa,
I think that this is an overly-simplistic and uncharitable interpretation. The J we saw in the manor absolutely did care about Tessa; the show goes out of its way to display her showing concern over the wounds from Tessa's abuse, and she's willing to outright disobey orders from a superior (something VERY unexpected for her) in order to help her.

The J we see by the time of the show's present is a person who has been tortured by the Solver for years on end, and has evidently tried everything she could (including potentially suicide) and failed to the point where she is convinced that there's no escape or hope of defeating it. There is nothing that she can do and no way out - even death is denied to her. There's no one left in her life to care about, and the only way of "winning" for her is to allow the Solver to finish what it started. And make no mistake; she knows exactly what that entails. We know from the humans' notes in the Cabin Fever laboratories that the Solver's endgame is to collapse the entire universe into a singularity through a "big crunch". That's why J admits to V that any possible hope of living in some place away from the Solver was a lie. She knows that the only way this ends is with everything being destroyed.

All of the shipping with J and Tessa is fanon, sure. But I think someone's gotta be pretty fucked up by the loss of a person they cared about to conclude that universal annihilation is an acceptable option to end the pain of living in a world without them. In a sort of horrible, morbid, cosmically-scaled Romeo and Juliet kind of way, I could see how the idea could be interpreted as tragically romantic.
No.70524
Anonymous
>>70434
is it still only one episode?
No.70525
Anonymous
>>70520
Which artist did this one?
No.70526
Anonymous
>>70518
No idea what that is. I just think Y is low enough to kill a cute and harmless thing for a box of minis or some other luxury item.
No.70527
Anonymous
>>70524
They have confirmed a second episode is in the works but that's about it. It's been nearly 7 months since we got the pilot...
No.70528
Anonymous
>>70524
And a short for the merch. Second ep is soon.
No.70529
Anonymous
>>70523
>There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Nobody gives a fuck. Not even J as it turned out.
No.70530
Anonymous
>>70505
BASED
No.70531
Anonymous
Replies:>>70533
How do I turn a bunch of doodles into a video with sound? Which programs do I use?
No.70532
Anonymous
Replies:>>70560
>>70523
That's a whole lotta words for trying to justify yurishit based around two characters that were friends at best
No.70533
Anonymous
>>70531
use krita, it's free
No.70534
Anonymous
Replies:>>70538
No.70535
Anonymous
Cyn becomes real and LICKS anon:
https://x.com/deathtempler/status/1849840541514559662?s=61
No.70537
Anonymous
>>70529
>Not even J as it turned out.
She cared enough to bite through Tessa's chain
No.70538
Anonymous
>>70534
cope and seethe, stop jerking off to your mother you incestfaggot
No.70539
Anonymous
Replies:>>70555
>>70537
>Tessa had to emotionally manipulate J into helping her
is this what you yurifags call "romance"?
No.70540
Anonymous
Replies:>>70541
Image:172987490689.png(927kB, 676x671)wut.png
>>70537
bruh, he was talking about how no cares about jessa, not whatever your suggestion
No.70541
Anonymous
Replies:>>70542
>>70540
>Not even J as it turned out.
No.70542
Anonymous
No.70543
Anonymous
Image:172987506882.jpg(238kB, 1431x2048)1719681041729.jpg
Tessa the mom and her three dumb babies
No.70544
Anonymous
Image:172987508033.jpg(196kB, 1431x2048)1719681121259.jpg
>>70543
No.70546
Anonymous
Replies:>>70644
Image:172987510110.jpg(120kB, 1200x773)GKIzuiJW0AA-nEC.jpeg
How much would (You) be willing to pay for a pre-owned homunculus?
No.70551
Anonymous
Image:172987518238.png(132kB, 391x750)erm what the sigma?.png
>>70545
what’s this? a image for ants
No.70552
Anonymous
Image:172987534608.jpg(236kB, 1431x2048)1719681372378.jpg
>>70544
No.70553
Anonymous
Image:172987537659.jpg(196kB, 1431x2048)1723949655432.jpg
>>70552
No.70554
Anonymous
Replies:>>70557
Image:172987539701.jpg(194kB, 1431x2048)1723949769830.jpg
>>70553
Sorry my laptop is retarded
No.70555
Anonymous
>>70539
It's presented very quickly but I don't think that's what the scene is getting at. I'm pretty sure the joke is supposed to be that J is trying as hard as she can to bite through the chain and Tessa is trying to help motivate her by talking about things that would make her angrier and give her more strength. Like getting someone to lift a car through an adrenaline surge, except it's really stupid stuff about paid time off and union negotiations.
No.70556
Anonymous
>>70455
WHEEZE
No.70557
Anonymous
Replies:>>70559
>>70543
>>70544
>>70552
>>70553
>>70554
>the pillbabys are trapped in orange jelly
why would tessa do this
No.70558
Anonymous
No.70559
Anonymous
>>70557
I think it's an incubator
No.70560
Anonymous
>>70532
The yurifag is like the futafag. He sips into everything, even if he isn't relevant to the subject or welcome. He will fight long and hard to stay and post his fetish instead of pissing off to where he can enjoy it in peace. That is because he wants an audience. He will bullshit his way with "I am posting stuff relevant to the thread" or "anti-yuri/futa posters are just as annoying as yuri/futa posters" or he will just mock you for being unable to stop him and post more of his fetish. Arguing with him over canon doesn't matter. He doesn't care and doesn't act in good faith. He just wants to push his fetish in as many faces as he can.
No.70561
Anonymous
Replies:>>70565
Image:172987600683.jpg(348kB, 1707x2048)GP_GLg1WYAAU0lu.jpg
>>70560
They are meant to be together in every life.
No.70562
Anonymous
>>70560
Where do you think you are
No.70563
Anonymous
Replies:>>70566
>>70560
Just post some straight ship art to balance it out nigga it ain't that big a deal
No.70564
Anonymous
Replies:>>70573
>>70543
I hate this artist so much, their art style is an eye sore and besides they're a whiny bitch that blocks everyone for the slight inconvenience
No.70565
Anonymous
>>70561
your headcanon will never happen, stay mad yurifag
No.70566
Anonymous
>>70563
That's like telling someone who complains about loud music to play loud music too. The yurifag will still be here shitting up the thread. Fuck that.
No.70567
Anonymous
Where are the rules of the site?
No.70568
Anonymous
Image:172987633275.jpg(154kB, 1413x794)It's over.... for (you).jpg
>The Jessacucks lost this war months ago. Your people are broken.
>Scattered, Hunted. Defeated.
>By us.
>I wish I could tell you it was difficult.
>But it wasn't.
>We are one step ahead. Always. The thread is already under our control. Soon, the whole board as well.
>The Anons and the Nessabros share the same goal. We post together to honor the will of Liam!
>But... without challenge, I grew... weary.
>Lost.
>Alone. But... here you now stand.
>This is my last fight.
>A true test of legends.
>Our story will outlive us both.
>Set a fire in your heart, Yuricuck!
>Bear your cope.
>Post hard.
>Write well.
No.70570
Anonymous
No.70571
Anonymous
Replies:>>70579
>>70566
I mean you do understand that your severely disproportionate spergouts are just going to make people want to poke the bear more. Surely you've been around the imageboard block long enough to know that.
No.70572
Anonymous
>>70568
kek'd
No.70573
Anonymous
>>70564
Wait really?
No.70574
Anonymous
Replies:>>70575
You're really just getting this mad over a yuri headcanon.
Why
No.70575
Anonymous
Replies:>>70577
>>70574
it’ll never ever be real, lesbian can go suck a dick
No.70576
Anonymous
>>70566
You are by far more annoying by complaining every time you see it, understand, no one cares if you hate it or love it, shut up
No.70577
Anonymous
>>70575
But why is it making you so mad?
Do you feel some kind of insecurity over it or is there something else? I'm not trying to mock you, I'm genuinely asking what your issue with it specifically is.
No.70578
Anonymous
Replies:>>70580
>>70488
>>70489
>>70490
>>70492
>>70493
>>70495
>>70504
>>70510
>>70514
thanks FAGGOTS
i have a drawing (drone related but also related to this) in progress that i’ll finish if i pass
No.70579
Anonymous
>>70571
Suuure. Let's not raise an issue over the cancer taking over or the denizens of the place with take issue.
No.70580
Anonymous
>>70578
Don't put so much pressure on yourself m8
No.70581
Anonymous
>>70579
Genuinely, why are you this mad over a fucking yuri headcanon.
When you say "Because it's not real" then that means every straight ship isn't real either
No.70582
Anonymous
>>70579
It's like... five fuckin pictures dude, it's a pretty niche ship
No.70583
Anonymous
Image:172987739615.png(315kB, 1000x1062)tessa james elliot and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 6270ad0ec31c033ee5fb6b95643d3f53.png
No.70585
Anonymous
Replies:>>70590
>>70577
And now we are in the "why does it bother you" with a shade of "you are overreacting". Do fuck your unwashed self.
No.70586
Anonymous
Image:172987742527.png(202kB, 870x1020)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 7d952314af237601aa36e51724fd9092.png
No.70587
Anonymous
>>70582
Honestly, I like it.
But that's probably because I think most Drone ships are nice
No.70588
Anonymous
Image:172987744355.png(197kB, 920x1220)tessa james elliot, serial designation j, and the father (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by itanon - 10ecdc04845e48cd54ebcda85ffafba9.png
Yeah, this is to annoy that nigga
No.70589
Anonymous
Image:172987746343.png(363kB, 433x424)pussy fuck.png
>>70577
it reminds me of tumblr, and I wished I didn’t remember it every time I come here, it’s more common here than anywhere else
No.70590
Anonymous
>>70585
You're still not explaining why it pisses you off beyond some nonsense like "It will never be real."
If you actually just hate lesbians, then say that outright
No.70591
Anonymous
>>70588
Based
No.70592
Anonymous
No.70593
Anonymous
Replies:>>70595
Image:172987755128.png(1.21MB, 1334x750)the god cube.png
>>70590
I hate lesbians!!!!!!!!!!
No.70594
Anonymous
Replies:>>70597
Image:172987762004.jpg(62kB, 560x548)serial designation v and lizzy (murder drones) - 41d80b917a2ebe643151aaa997d18e03.jpg
I really love seen happy characters
No.70595
Anonymous
No.70597
Anonymous
Replies:>>70598
>>70594
>seen
>not seeing
minor spelling mistake, you lost
No.70598
Anonymous
Replies:>>70602
Image:172987774092.png(2.04MB, 2400x1305)Cyn oopsie.png
>>70597
My honest reaction
No.70599
Anonymous
>>70590
You are speaking to more than one anon. I hate it because I have seen this shit play out a dozen times. This is how they shat up /m/ when WfM was airring, this how they shat up the Little Witch threads and then /a/, this is how the entire board of /aco/ was shat up and became unusable garbage. Fuck you, fuck your fetish, fuck anyone who takes your side. Go lie in your grave marked with a very sign saying "Her lies a faggot".
No.70600
Anonymous
>>70599
Firstly, what the fuck is WfM.
Secondly, what do you mean by "Shitting up."
No.70601
Anonymous
Image:172987788180.jpg(77kB, 858x947)FCb7yZgVIAAXB78.png
>>70599
What if I actually genuinely like the ship in completely good faith?
No.70602
Anonymous
Image:172987788867.png(952kB, 770x750)mine.png
>>70598
>hfw she sees cyn
No.70603
Anonymous
Image:172987798735.png(780kB, 1000x1300)Uzi and Rebecca being da gau.png
Lesbian drone sexo
No.70604
Anonymous
>>70603
based uzi x other female worker drone
No.70605
Anonymous
Replies:>>70612
>>70601
It doesn't matter. All shipping is cancer but yurifaggotry in particular operates this particular way. If you were genuine then the backlash would push you to where you can enjoy it in peace. Twitter or Reddit.
No.70606
Anonymous
Replies:>>70610
>>70566
Just report or tell blackhand to ban him this isn't 4chan
No.70608
Anonymous
>>70603
And you're posting all this to spite me?
No.70609
Anonymous
>>70601
there’s no faith here, god hates lesbians, man is made to breed with women
No.70610
Anonymous
>>70606
He will not do anything, this is not rule breaking, like at all
No.70611
Anonymous
Replies:>>70614
>>70610
Have you gone through the rules?
No.70612
Anonymous
>>70605
>All shipping is cancer
But... there is literally shipping, like, in the show
No.70613
Anonymous
Replies:>>70614
>>70610
he is spamming shit ofc it is rule breaking
No.70614
Anonymous
>>70611
Have you? I'ts not illegal, it's not gore, not flooding, advertising, or ban evasion
>>70613
That's not spam, spam would be way worse, spam is not someone posting 5 images you don't like
No.70615
Anonymous
Replies:>>70616
>>70228
Anon that's not what happened
No.70616
Anonymous
Replies:>>70626
>>70615
What green is he referring to?
No.70617
Anonymous
>>70614
holy shit you are mentally ill
No.70618
Anonymous
>>70614
>Have you?
No because I can't find them and nobody is linking me to them.
No.70619
Anonymous
What a retarded discussion
No.70620
Anonymous
Image:172987890509.png(526kB, 683x627)oh lord.png
>>70619
yeah…
No.70621
Anonymous
>>70568
What is this, /utg/?
No.70622
Anonymous
>>70619
yeah....
No.70624
Anonymous
Replies:>>70628
Let's talk about something actually important
How many drones are you legally allowed to have?
No.70625
Anonymous
>>70619
>>70621
these are both the same sentence
No.70626
Anonymous
Replies:>>70639
>>70616
One moment pls
>>69693
Dis
No.70627
Anonymous
Replies:>>70629
Image:172987909969.png(986kB, 750x1080)173943525249.png
>>70621
either way, toby shall perish
No.70628
Anonymous
>>70624
As many as you can balance on top of each other with them falling
No.70629
Anonymous
Replies:>>70641
Image:172987916032.jpg(437kB, 1327x943)IMG_0623.jpeg
>>70627
nevar forget
2021
No.70630
Anonymous
>>70614
>spam is not someone posting 5 images you don't like
This is the manipulation tactic where the manipulator downplays his behaviour.
>Posts in every thread
>"It's just five pictures."
>Dumps more pics
>"It's just five pictures."
You said "It's just five pictures" in
>>70582 too. Before more followed.
No.70631
Anonymous
>>70466
Planning on finishing up a plethora of greens before the end of the month
No.70632
Anonymous
>>70628
Can I position them to be more balanced?
No.70633
Anonymous
Replies:>>70638
>>70630
You're the one who instigated this
No.70634
Anonymous
Replies:>>70668
>>70487
Good luck, femanon
No.70635
Anonymous
>>70628
This means I can own more cheerleader drones than regular drones.
No.70636
Anonymous
>>70630
fucker is gonna get us banned in plus 4 too
just report him and be done with this shit
No.70637
Anonymous
>>70630
I hope that you understand that it's very difficult to reason with a person suffering from an extreme persecution complex who views any action that isn't complete acquiescence to their demands as a personal attack.
No.70638
Anonymous
>>70633
>"If you are complaining for a problem then you caused it."
Fuck you.
No.70639
Anonymous
>>70626
That was a nice short green
No.70640
Anonymous
Who is Sophie anyway.
No.70641
Anonymous
Image:172987951702.png(955kB, 1812x2336)live and learn.png
>>70629
No.70642
Anonymous
Replies:>>70643
>>70640
somebody that I used to know
No.70643
Anonymous
Replies:>>70646
>>70642
Is this a song reference?
No.70644
Anonymous
>>70546
Hm....bout three fiddy', how badly does Alice need the money?
No.70645
Anonymous
>>70640
A very old OC, if I can remember correctly it was older than the golden age of the threads, when the office AU was a popular thing, or maybe even before that
She is a security officer of JCJ if I remember correctly, when we didn't knew a lot about the lore
No.70647
Anonymous
What would be some good lewds with female Worker Drones?
No.70648
Anonymous
>>70645
She's from may or april 23', along with itanon and chefanon and so on, I wasn't there myself but they were said to have been the first
No.70649
Anonymous
Replies:>>70671
>>70647
wireplay
No.70650
Anonymous
Post Jessa to piss an autist off
No.70651
Anonymous
Replies:>>70671
>>70647
On-model?
No.70653
Anonymous
Replies:>>70654
>>70650
I don’t want my favorite ship to become an instrument of spite. Make (robot) love, not war.
No.70654
Anonymous
>>70653
I will make love to a robot yes sir
No.70655
Anonymous
>>70650
No, I don't think I will.
No.70656
Anonymous
Replies:>>70657
Image:172988023255.png(252kB, 920x1220)Sophie loves petting.png
>>70640
This is Sophie (or at least the OG Sophie)
No.70657
Anonymous
>>70656
What you mean OG? Is there more than one Sophie?
No.70658
Anonymous
>>70657
Indeed. Harper has a daughter named Sophie, although I don't believe there's any art of her
No.70659
Anonymous
>>70657
2 things can have the same name, not sure if you haven’t realised till now
No.70660
Anonymous
>>70658
>>70659
I didn't know someone called another character Sophie
No.70661
Anonymous
Image:172988054885.jpg(61kB, 522x578)1713196119220120.jpg
>>70327
Okay insanely autistic super fun at parties anon
The birthday for the Jane that matters and everyone knows is on Halloween isnt that crazy
No.70662
Anonymous
Replies:>>70687
>>70579
The constant Alice fags don’t piss you off, the constant Cyn fags don’t piss you off and that annoying as shit stepdad anon don’t piss you off and all of this shit is in every thread but this one thing angers you? Grow up
No.70663
Anonymous
Replies:>>70687
Image:172988069459.png(99kB, 1021x967)IMG_6105.png
>>70650
literally all he had to do was not act like a petulant child when someone posted something he didn't like, now it's devolved into this hours-long stupidity where he somehow thinks he's the victim because he can't have people banned for posting yuri.
No.70664
Anonymous
Can we stop engaging the rager
No.70665
Anonymous
YOU! DRAWFAG! POST YOUR MOST RECENT NON-MD DRAWING, WIP OR NOT!
No.70666
Anonymous
>>70646
Not my thing but I've ran out of things to listen to. I'm listening to King Kobra rn.
Ready To Strikeyoutube thumb
No.70667
Anonymous
>>70658
I wrote Harper daughter Sophie and forgot that the name was taken.
I just went with it because it was cute
No.70668
Anonymous
>>70634
thanks anon!
No.70670
Anonymous
Replies:>>70677
Post Yane or Bane Yurishit instead
No.70671
Anonymous
Replies:>>70678
>>70651
Yeah
>>70649
Where hatch? And who?
No.70672
Anonymous
Replies:>>70695
>>70661
Of course the Jane was born in Halloween, there was literally no other way.
No.70673
Anonymous
Image:172988087431.png(385kB, 666x999)thejokeisyouburyyourfaceinthem.png
>>70665
you asked for it
No.70674
Anonymous
Image:172988090316.png(665kB, 1440x534)James Sunderland.png
>>70665
made a new banner because i like hames sunderwand
No.70675
Anonymous
>>70673
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
No.70677
Anonymous
Replies:>>70693
Image:172988098785.png(747kB, 658x618)buff.png
>>70670
I like bane as well
No.70678
Anonymous
Replies:>>70682
>>70671
>Where hatch? And who?
The hatch normally I imagine it under the chest LED. If it is canon, wd!v or wd!j would be good, since there is literally the two different ways an anon wants to be treated, if it is oc beretta for old time sake, remember when anon use to be his boyfriend?
No.70679
Anonymous
>>70674
Youre alive?
No.70680
Anonymous
Image:172988107761.jpg(372kB, 1800x1200)JohnTheHuman.jpg
>>70661
>NTA
Since we're on the subject of discussing the 'correct' birthdays for OCs, how should we go about determining John's?
>The day he was originally conceived (back when he was named "Frank")
>The day he became known as "John the Human" (roughly a month or so after his original conception)
No.70682
Anonymous
Replies:>>70684
>>70678
>NTA
>remember when anon use to be his boyfriend?
yeah, now it’s only beretta and jane every single time now
No.70684
Anonymous
Replies:>>70690
>>70682
Don't start
No.70685
Anonymous
>>70680
Frank as thats when the concept was born and nothing changed except the name
No.70686
Anonymous
No.70687
Anonymous
>>70662
>>70663
You are retarded baiters.
No.70688
Anonymous
Image:172988122370.png(145kB, 875x1050)uzi doorman and anon (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by itanon - 73761fc1c73206b3baeb558b8d9e1c79.png
>>70680
No.70689
Anonymous
Image:172988123416.png(102kB, 361x372)1720404543731370.png
>>70680
>we never celebrated Johns Bday either way
give John birthday wishes NOW
No.70690
Anonymous
Replies:>>70692
>>70684
too late, I already got the blue shell, it’s over for you
No.70691
Anonymous
Replies:>>70703
>>70427
>White tummy instead of black rubbery abdomen
Off-model trash
No.70692
Anonymous
Image:172988129771.gif(54kB, 200x282)a07ad08920f303f655251b1a0b353b86_w200.gif
>>70690
No.70693
Anonymous
Replies:>>70700
>>70677
What if what if B was super muscular and tall what if
No.70694
Anonymous
>>70680
back when john was based… good times, it was
No.70695
Anonymous
>>70672
April Fool's is a more fitting birthday for a clown.
No.70697
Anonymous
Replies:>>70703
>>70687
Master baiters
No.70699
Anonymous
Replies:>>70702
>>70698
*thrice
No.70700
Anonymous
>>70693
you said “what if” 3 times
No.70701
Anonymous
Replies:>>70705
N swallowing water
No.70702
Anonymous
Image:172988145753.png(807kB, 562x750)sorrowful land.png
>>70699
I know, I fucked it up
No.70703
Anonymous
>>70697
Nah, just gooners. Hopefully they will 41% sooner rather than later. I should write more Alice greens.

>>70691
Just edit it.
No.70704
Anonymous
>>70673
>Phanty Tatty
Based Spooktober drawfag.
No.70705
Anonymous
Image:172988159254.png(1.33MB, 1137x816)punch bowl.png
>>70701
Would this kill him or would his Disassembly Drone physiology allow him to survive?
No.70707
Anonymous
Replies:>>70710
>>70705
dies, very slowly and painfully
No.70708
Anonymous
Replies:>>70714
>>70703
>I should write more Alicegreens
Agrees
No.70710
Anonymous
>>70705
>>70707

It's lemon juice, it works like nanite acid, damage is irreversible against cores but it takes longer
No.70711
Anonymous
Image:172988178198.png(103kB, 875x1050)R and John long time ''reunion''.png
>>70689
Merry Birthmas, John!
I still can't believe SD-I used to be SD-R
No.70712
Anonymous
>>70705
it has the words super die on it, regeneration, being immortal or being a robot won’t matter
No.70713
Anonymous
>>70703
Well hey at least you're being more proactive, be the change you want to see and all that
No.70714
Anonymous
>>70705
It's okay. Cyn has backups. Let's play Jackass and have him chug it.

>>70708
I was writing them even before the idiot made his stupid post. If it gets under his skin then even better.
No.70715
Anonymous
>>70705
I wonder why the Punch Bowl is specifically deadly and nothing else, because Khan proves that Drones aren't killed by ingesting fluids by always drinking out of a mug
No.70716
Anonymous
>>70689
Happy late birthday John! I hope you don't end up in a vore fetish green like Jane did!
No.70717
Anonymous
Replies:>>70722
>>70715
that mug had nothing in it, it’s a larp
No.70718
Anonymous
So is Uzi canonly a giant god worm now or is it just a fandom head canon?
No.70719
Anonymous
Replies:>>70722
>>70715
Probably drinking oil out of the mug, punch is probably some water and those flavor dust packets
No.70720
Anonymous
>>70714
cyn may have backup, but it’ll never be the original one who died, otherwise this line would make no sense
>19:02
MURDER DRONES - Episode 7: Mass Destruction (@11:28)youtube thumb
No.70721
Anonymous
Replies:>>70733
Image:172988227354.png(139kB, 1036x854)IMG_5991.png
>>70687
you've caught on to us anon, none of us actually have these opinions, we just say them to spite you. every yuriposter lives in your walls and comes out after you leave to gangstalk you around town
>>70703
>yuri = sex crazed troons
congrats on being the second retard to say this stupid shit in one of my main gens. >>70714 and I love Alice, so you can stop seething about cute girls kissing long enough to write something half-decent
No.70722
Anonymous
Image:172988230445.jpg(39kB, 1269x786)Liam Sipping Cordie's Cummie Wummy's.jpg
>>70717
Bull!
>>70719
>Drinking oil
Khan isn't a Solver host...sadly, and no he isn't a cannibal so it wouldn't be oil. Teacher also drinks stuff
No.70723
Anonymous
Replies:>>70764
>>70718
Ambiguous. We don't know enough how the Solver actually works in relation to the physical world or how exactly the worm parts manifest, so she might actually be a giant worm hidden by holograms, or she's still a regular drone except the worm parts exist in some higher dimensional plane.
No.70724
Anonymous
Image:172988248816.png(1.18MB, 1334x750)disappointment.png
>>70718
if you didn’t see it happen in the show, it never happened, I thought you knew better by now, guess I was wrong
No.70725
Anonymous
I can't believe that the helicopter was CANONICALLY taken out by a Giant Solverpede off-screen
No.70726
Anonymous
Replies:>>70731
>>70724
>he didn't see the after-credits scene
No.70727
Anonymous
>>70703
Please do I miss Alice
No.70728
Anonymous
>>70725
We don't know what it was, just that it was big, and dangerous just like sd y, that fat ass
No.70729
Anonymous
>Tessa is somehow possessed by the Solver
>She pulls “The Exorcist” and leaps out of a window, tumbling down a slope
How does her parents (or drones) react?
No.70730
Anonymous
>>70724
😐🫥
No.70731
Anonymous
Image:172988274568.png(1.28MB, 1334x750)youruseless .png
>>70726
I saw no, you lying moron
No.70732
Anonymous
Replies:>>70738
>>70725
liam hates helicopters for some reason
No.70733
Anonymous
Replies:>>70759
>>70721
I will kiss your mother at your funeral.
No.70734
Anonymous
No.70737
Anonymous
Replies:>>70740
>>70736
Would, next question
No.70738
Anonymous
>>70732
helicopters killed liam’s parents
No.70739
Anonymous
>>70729
What is your obsession with a slope?
No.70740
Anonymous
Replies:>>70744
Image:172988294294.png(284kB, 449x323)paper doll.png
>>70737
would you help doll make a paper version of herself
No.70741
Anonymous
Replies:>>70745
Image:172988294815.png(12kB, 1188x297)1725980612419081.png
oogi
No.70742
Anonymous
>>70725
That was a Mega N, he smacked the chopper with his leviathan Disassembly Rod
No.70743
Anonymous
>>70739
I don’t know, every time someone says “I don’t care” he gets very mad about it
No.70744
Anonymous
>>70740
That too
No.70745
Anonymous
>>70741
Oogis are cute
No.70746
Anonymous
Which way western men
Silent Hill MD
or
Resident Evil MD
No.70747
Anonymous
Replies:>>70762
No.70748
Anonymous
Replies:>>70751
>>70743
I don’t care
No.70749
Anonymous
Replies:>>70754
Image:172988312748.jpg(140kB, 1170x559)172595879839.jpg
>>70746
Slice of life romance comedy MD
No.70750
Anonymous
Image:172988313931.png(255kB, 293x384)tfw J.png
>>70746
I shall break the jobbers spine
No.70751
Anonymous
>>70748
I do care
No.70752
Anonymous
>>70743
What are you talking about?
No.70753
Anonymous
>>70746
Silent Evil MD... Or perhaps Resident Hill MD...
No.70754
Anonymous
>>70749
that wasn’t a option, now! we’re gonna throw you in the gas chamber
No.70755
Anonymous
Replies:>>70880
Image:172988332792.jpg(579kB, 837x987)172589645491.jpg
Hi, Grandma!
No.70756
Anonymous
>>70347
Don't praying mantises bite their mates' heads of?
No.70757
Anonymous
I am owed cute drone girls.
No.70758
Anonymous
>>70756
only after the sex it done
No.70759
Anonymous
>>70733
nuh uh
>>70746
Resident Evil has some good potential for a blend of BOW body horror mixed with Solver body horror, plus the drones would look good in STARS uniforms. also Resident Evil has a nice balance of camp and horror which is a decent fit for MD
never played Silent Hill but given the DDs troubled pasts you could have them assaulted by visions of all the atrocities they committed or a fake/corrupted version of Tessa– and Uzi's loss of self is prime psychological horror material
No.70760
Anonymous
Image:172988359202.png(80kB, 517x695)172811700327.png
In the darkest midnight hour
When neither sun nor moon has risen
I will take femdrone with my power
I will keep her in my prison
No.70761
Anonymous
Replies:>>70806
We should create an organization to make scientist forcefully create drones, so we don't need to wait 15 to 30 years and only 10 MAX
No.70762
Anonymous
>>70747
It's just that I noticed twice that your Tessa hypotheticals end with her jumping out the window and down a hill. I mean no offense by it, just curiosity
>>70064
No.70763
Anonymous
>>70760
Uzi…
No.70764
Anonymous
>>70723
My read is that she's a normally-extradimensional worm using her original body as a sockpuppet. Like Cyn was visibly a puppet for the Solver in episode 5.
No.70765
Anonymous
>>70746
>Drone is the personal companion of a woman who passes away from an illness
>She actually left all her stuff to him in her will, so he’s on his own
>Gets a letter from her years after her death, telling him to come to their special place
No.70766
Anonymous
Image:172988373279.png(113kB, 374x419)mysterious fem .png
>>70760
No.70767
Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Has Jane been banished to her own bow?
No.70768
Anonymous
>>70746
Resident Evil gels better.
No.70769
Anonymous
Replies:>>70772
>>70762
plenty of repetition in these threads
No.70770
Anonymous
>>70762
I watched a kratos parody where he did the exact same thing and thought it would be a funny hypothetical
No.70771
Anonymous
>>70746
MD by Hideo Kojima
No.70772
Anonymous
>>70769
Nah, autistic waves mingle, that's why
No.70773
Anonymous
Image:172988401191.jpg(78kB, 796x980)Niña y su gato (hermana).jpg
>>70665
I am very happy with how the colors turned out.
No.70774
Anonymous
Replies:>>70779
Image:172988401683.jpg(209kB, 750x392)1726230537856787.jpg
you dont eat the cookie
cookie eats you
No.70775
Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Will we ever actually see an /md/ game in our lifetime?
No.70776
Anonymous
>>70767
>>70775
Damn this Dark Handsome Stranger is kidnapping everyone who asks a question
No.70777
Anonymous
>>70767
Is anon a massive faggot?
No.70778
Anonymous
Replies:>>70798
>>70773
Would, next question
She looks a little young, or maybe is your art style, please tell me she is just a robot
No.70779
Anonymous
Image:172988417843.png(713kB, 741x662)cookies .png
>>70774
oh really now?
No.70780
Anonymous
Replies:>>70808
>>70777
>t. Jane seething inside her own bow
No.70781
Anonymous
Replies:>>70784
70767
Shit bait try again later
No.70782
Anonymous
>>70756
Only if they're stressed and think their kids won't have enough resources to survive with you around.
No.70783
Anonymous
>>70487
Good luck, comrade.
No.70784
Anonymous
Replies:>>70790
>>70777
>>70781
>Ask funny question
>"FUCKING BAITING FAGGOT!"
I'm confused as to what exactly is upsetting you. I just thought it would be funny if Jane somehow ended up inside her own bow
No.70785
Anonymous
Replies:>>70811
Image:172988435819.png(3.23MB, 3000x3000)Spoiler image
>>70665
A quick sketch guide for another artist
poor man got shot and now he has to get his guts arranged again
No.70786
Anonymous
>>70767
The dark handsome stranger is the male Jane
No.70787
Anonymous
Replies:>>70825
>>70500
Stepdadanon! This is the best anon in the world of Murder drones.
No.70788
Anonymous
Replies:>>70885
Image:172988450781.png(4.27MB, 2000x2000)IMG_6231.png
I have many questions about how DDs eat:
>does the matter the DDs consume go into directly their black hole cores, or do their bodies actually process it somehow?
>does the flesh inside them absorb it?
>do they process it with complete efficiency or is some of it released as exhaust?
>is there anything their bodies can't process?
>do they have to regurgitate indigestibles like owl pellets?
yeah I know the real answer is "Liam didn't think about it too hard, so you shouldn't either"
No.70790
Anonymous
>>70784
Half of the people here are the fun police
No.70792
Anonymous
Image:172988464346.jpg(87kB, 778x1024)dg3f235-e115bee7-4048-4c1f-b09b-a68cfaffce4b.jpg
Y'know all this talk about Jessa has reminded me about the fact that I still need to write that Male!Tessa x Fem!N fic, however I can't because I have literally no idea what to write.
No.70794
Anonymous
What if Cyn sold Tessa to the AS for 59 cents?
No.70796
Anonymous
>>70791
>>70793
that's true of organisms, but the drones are robots with some organics melded into their anatomy, so I don't know whether they'd still produce waste like humans do. also are DDs technically reverse cyborgs?
No.70797
Anonymous
Replies:>>70803
>>70794
cyn would never do that she would sell tessa for 70 cents
No.70798
Anonymous
Image:172988500600.png(5.72MB, 4465x2174)Spoiler image
>>70778
>spoiler
They are machines, yeah.
They're also not my characters, I just really like them. Their creator is also on NG, but they're more active on Xitter https://hoihoiforever2.newgrounds.com/
Found them during my FNF days, they have a very neat mod.
No.70799
Anonymous
Replies:>>70803
>>70794
that's below market value! I'd give her at least a dollar
No.70800
Anonymous
>>70798
>monoeyes
based.
No.70801
Anonymous
>>70798
Oh, good, thank god
No.70802
Anonymous
>>70659
If I found someone else had my name I think I'd have to deal with him
Can't have somebody unauthorized using a name, no sir
No.70803
Anonymous
>>70794
>>70797
>>70799
>"Alright Cyn. If you had to choose between Tessa's soul and all the money I have in my pocket, which would ya take?"

>Tessa is begging her maid to choose her over personal fortune.

>"How much money are we talking?"
>The AS ruffles through its extradimensional jean pockets to eventually pull out paltry pocket change.
>"62 cents!"

>Without even missing a beat...
>"I'll take the money lol."
>Tessa is mortified.
>"CYN YOU UNGRATEFUL CUUUUUNT-"
>The AS completely engulfs Tessa before giggling and collapsing.
No.70804
Anonymous
>>70803
mr krabs most certainly would do that, just like last time
No.70805
Anonymous
>>70775
Depends on if random Internet people follow through or not ig
No.70806
Anonymous
>>70761
It is enough to buying up startups that are developing something related to robotics.
We will simultaneously warm up the market, which will lead to new investments and the emergence of even more new startups, and we will also bring together developers and scientists, and together they will work much more efficiently.
No.70807
Anonymous
Replies:>>70821
>>70792
When were you thinking it's set? At the mansion?
No.70808
Anonymous
>>70780
>Limbow is made for those who have lost their way
>It is a prison for many
>For Jane, it is a retreat
>A place to hide from the world and speak with strangers utterly disconnected from the real world
No.70809
Anonymous
Replies:>>70813
Image:172988562709.png(1.30MB, 1838x729)1726244011297.png
How is Uzi being a Solverpede now so reliably heartbreaking?
No.70810
Anonymous
>>70792
I understand you, anon, but now I want to read it.
No.70811
Anonymous
>>70785
>Arranged
In a tasteful pattern, I hope
No.70812
Anonymous
Replies:>>70816
>>70808
>place to hide from the world and speak with strangers utterly disconnected from the real world
>that place is called 4chan
No.70813
Anonymous
Replies:>>70814
>>70809
>solver hosts are so ugly
>the mirror breaks upon seeing them
No.70814
Anonymous
>>70813
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
No.70815
Anonymous
>>70814
>t. absolute solver
No.70816
Anonymous
>>70812
>"Maybe the real Anons in Limbow were the people we met on 4chan?"
>All the other forgotten Anons gather around and begin to beat him up
No.70817
Anonymous
No.70818
Anonymous
Maybe the real murder drones were the friends we made along the way.
No.70819
Anonymous
>>70808
>"Report to the bow. We'll bang, ok?"
No.70820
Anonymous
Replies:>>70822
>>70818
Maybe the real treasure was the mental illnesses we collected along the way to the psych ward
No.70821
Anonymous
>>70807
I'm thinking on copper-9, but now that you mention it. Mansion could work aswell.
No.70822
Anonymous
>>70818
>>70820
maybe the real monster... is man.
No.70823
Anonymous
Replies:>>70829
Image:172988657272.jpg(125kB, 1170x864)FbITE_VaIAAlqmI.png
>>70818
>"N, in order to stop this threat and save the world, we're going to have to become Murder Drones."
No.70824
Anonymous
Replies:>>70828
Someone link the OC wheel
No.70825
Anonymous
>>70787
Too bad his adopted daughter is autistic as fuck
No.70826
Anonymous
No.70827
Anonymous
>>70814
>t.uzi
No.70828
Anonymous
Replies:>>70830
>>70824
https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
No.70829
Anonymous
>>70823
MD if it was written by Ian Flynn:
>It looks like I have to Absolutely Solve this problem!
>We'll need to Murder some Drones!
>I'm getting Cabin Fever from being in these Labs!
>It looks like this is your Absolute End, Cyn!
No.70830
Anonymous
Replies:>>70832
>>70828
We should link this in the subject of the thread like the booru
No.70831
Anonymous
Image:172988718443.jpg(48kB, 750x752)75c862b44ac765dc72c3175989a2da16.jpg
I am once again reminding you that M is cute and deserves a kiss on the cheek.
No.70832
Anonymous
Replies:>>70841
>>70830
>NTA
We did for a few threads and then it suddenly stopped. Guess Smilefriend forgot or however else made the threads did
No.70833
Anonymous
Guys my stepdaughter sweats way too much for some reason.
No.70834
Anonymous
Replies:>>70835
Image:172988743944.jpg(85kB, 500x493)1716572238666798.jpg
>>70831
Must....give her....more interactions and backstory....
But...bed...too comfortable. Eepy....
No.70835
Anonymous
Replies:>>70838
>>70834
Could I interest you in a lap desk?
No.70836
Anonymous
>>70833
Look for an N unit tied up in bondage or in her closet or something. She's afraid you'll find him and disapprove of their relationship.
No.70837
Anonymous
You know what? I'm bored, give me a stupid Murder Drones/Space King crackship.
No.70838
Anonymous
Replies:>>70842
Image:172988766065.png(213kB, 1000x1300)171761384438.png
>>70835
>lap desk
That sounds kinda gay, anon.

Unless you're not anon...
No.70839
Anonymous
Replies:>>70844
>>70833
Have you considered it's because you're literally staring at her constantly and telling random strangers on a off-shoot of a Mongolian basket-weaving form that her body is secreting sweat?
No.70840
Anonymous
Replies:>>70849
>>70831
>After a long day in weapons testing, M and Anon are walking back to the locker rooms
>Anon starts through the door into the men's one, then notices that M is starting through the door to the women's locker room
>"Hey, M, buddy! They'll get real mad at you if you do that!"
>M freezes
>She is faced with a choice - keep up her disguise by following Anon into the men's locker room and trying to escape as quickly as possible without raising suspicion, or continue into the women's locker room and look like a weirdo
No.70841
Anonymous
>>70832
Did we? I don't remember ever seeing the wheel being linked
No.70842
Anonymous
Replies:>>70849
>>70838
It's a board with a cushion under it, why you trying to make me sound gay man 😭😭
No.70844
Anonymous
>>70839
I don't think she knew I was posting about her, when I told her she just started sweating harder. Which is... kind of disturbing, like how much do you have to sweat that I can visibly see it ramp up in real time?
No.70845
Anonymous
>>70843
ew
No.70846
Anonymous
Replies:>>70848
>>70843
Why is she eating a phallus impudicus mushroom?
No.70847
Anonymous
>>70844
Take her to a doctor, she might have a glandular issue
Better to get this sorted out early before it stunts her growth or hurts her later in life
No.70848
Anonymous
>>70846
mushroom are tasty, better if they are raw
No.70849
Anonymous
Replies:>>70855
Image:172988795618.png(7kB, 254x352)172962540400.png
>>70842
You could have suggested literally anything other than a lap desk.
Alternatively, I need to stop taking cues from anime.
>>70840
>Instead, M decided to take a third option.
>The magical unisex bathroom.
>It's not magical and it's just there so no one from HR can complain when it comes to discrimination lawsuits.

>Unfortunately this raises many questions for Anon.
>Namely about whether M is insecure about 'his' body, is gay or is secretly smuggling illegal shock needles to the drones at the site.
No.70850
Anonymous
Image:172988825648.png(10.94MB, 3040x3040)GhostatNight2.png
>>70665
Spooky Ghost Witch for spooktober
No.70851
Anonymous
Replies:>>70865
>>70844
>I don't think she knew I was posting about her
So....you've done this more than once?
>When I told her
Jesus fucking Christ dude, what the actual fuck is wrong with you
>She started sweating harder
No fucking shit! Her step-father just admitted to fucking staring at her body and posting what happens to a bunch of strangers on the internet. I can only hope that Cyn tears your ass apart
No.70852
Anonymous
>>70471
>being this mindbroken by Hollow Knight
seethe /v/tard
No.70853
Anonymous
>>70831
He deserves my penis between his lips.
No.70854
Anonymous
Replies:>>70857
>>70853
>His lips
No one tell this Anon the truth.
No.70855
Anonymous
Replies:>>70867
>>70849
I really wish I could write because I'm just so desperate to see more M greens, but unfortunately, they're severley lacking
Something like this:
>M gets caught by Anon while underssing
>Anon sees the peg legs and realizes M is a girl
>For a brief moment, but of them are standing still, staring at each other in shock
>Before anyone either of them could say anything, they hear another employee approaching
>It's Sentinel Drone superior, angry with some mistakes M made regarding paperwork
>M is already stressed from having been seen by Anon, and this chastising is getting her on her limits, she's panicking
>The SD superior gets frustrated with M's panicked silence, begins closing the distance
>Just when suspicion about begin to rise, Anon swoops in, claiming he made those paperwork errors
>The SD huffs before telling him to go fix up the mess
>Anon departs, giving M a reassuring thumbs-up
No.70856
Anonymous
Replies:>>70858
Image:172988869212.jpg(69kB, 1024x741)d951cff84fd56a93d8a3a9e9addea6d0.jpg
>>70853
>Anon! NO!
>That isn't a femboy or a twink, Anon!
>That's a crossdressing girl!
>ANOOOOOON!!
No.70857
Anonymous
Image:172988885663.png(408kB, 655x359)nogay .png
>>70854
>anon when he learns the truth
No.70858
Anonymous
>>70856
trap, reverse trap, whatever it is I'm fucking its ass
No.70859
Anonymous
Was the solver putting on a bow on Uzi a threat? People keep saying that but I don’t see it.
No.70860
Anonymous
>>70859
consider the fate of the last girl who wore that bow
No.70861
Anonymous
Replies:>>70911
>>70645
All we know she a whore and she got herself In a landmine accident, there is really not anything in her personality, she just a nice whore
No.70862
Anonymous
Image:172988946976.png(1.15MB, 918x750)groomer solver.png
>>70859
the solver wants to groom uzi into being her plaything
No.70863
Anonymous
>>70859
it was more of mocking move
like more like
>awww you think that i am that easy to get rid of nice try
like this
No.70864
Anonymous
Replies:>>70869
No.70865
Anonymous
>>70851
>Showing concern for your stepdaughter and asking why she's all sweaty is weird and creepy
Are you from one of those planets that banned interaction with any and all minors, even your own kids?
He's a retard for asking an Einsteinium-2 plungophone forum for advice about his kid's medical needs, but if anyone around here is a creep it's you.

>>70844
Doctor, now.
No.70866
Anonymous
I know how we can defeat The Solver...again.
>Step 1.) Aquire a strange medicinal plant that humans used to use
>This plant will most likely be found in CFL or random abandoned sections of the Outpost
>Step 2.) Place the plant into a paper burrito
>Step 3.) Light that sucker and place it into the obnoxious talking tail's mouth
>Use a crowbar to force the jaws open
>Step 4.) Smonké
No.70867
Anonymous
Image:172988973502.png(66kB, 1164x748)171676719495.png
>>70855
Sounds like a good idea. I'll get off my ass this weekend and do it.
>After I finish the next chapter in a non-MD-related fic
No.70868
Anonymous
Replies:>>70870
>>70680
I wish we still stuck with John and Uzi invader Zim type of relationship
No.70869
Anonymous
>>70864
really trying to stir this stupid shit back up again?
No.70870
Anonymous
Replies:>>70872
>>70868
It would've ended with Uzi just killing him
No.70871
Anonymous
Replies:>>70874
>>70773
Who is she?
No.70872
Anonymous
>>70870
uzi doesn’t have the mental competitively to kill john
No.70873
Anonymous
>The Solver gets bored and frees Switch from their great game, gives her a ship to an NT station and everything, promising that she would never see another disassembly drone again
>She's aware there's a catch, and of course there is
>She has entered the realm of "heavy RP", where NT employees are at the mercy of every antag and have to RP constantly being scared, lest they be erased from existence by malevolent deities who seem to have authority over Central Command
>Her first encounter with them involved her energy cutlass being deleted when she flicked it on idly, and even though she's still in an unstoppable combat body, if she tries to fight any of the threats attacking the station, she'll be erased
>To make matters worse, everyone on this station is a fucking fruitcake
>On her first shift, Switch saw no less than six different employees crying and being consoled by other employees over workplace stress
>And since she's an assistant right now, she has to ask these "people" for permission to help, and pretend to only be semi-competent at any job
>She could set up a perfect supermatter within minutes, but she had to fumble about pretending she didn't know how to weld now?!
No.70874
Anonymous
No.70875
Anonymous
Replies:>>70883
>>70873
It could be worse, she could've ended up at.... Vore Station
No.70876
Anonymous
Replies:>>70883
>>70873
The fuck
No.70877
Anonymous
Replies:>>70878
>>70792
The dommy Mommy N with male!Tessa?
No.70878
Anonymous
>>70877
it’s the reverse, in this case
No.70879
Anonymous
>>70645
Ahhhhhhh
No.70880
Anonymous
>>70755
Grammy
No.70881
Anonymous
>>70760
Femdrone is kissable
No.70882
Anonymous
Image:172989069607.jpg(1.31MB, 6400x4800)4chanrequest2.jpg
Reminder that Cordust exists
No.70883
Anonymous
>>70875
>The same crying about feelings, except now and then someone gets fucking eaten and nobody cares
More traumatizing than her entire career as a zombie drone.

>>70876
There are SS13 servers where putting a gas mask on and hauling people out of a hazardous gas leak is bannable because "you are not the protagonist of this game".
You're supposed to report it to the proper authorities and hope they're not too busy ERPing in dorms to save people before they die of plasma inhalation.
No.70884
Anonymous
>>70650
Sorry I don't have any materials today
No.70885
Anonymous
>>70788
They digest in mouf
No.70886
Anonymous
>>70881
NOOOO, DON'T DO IT ANON, SHE WILL SHOVE HER TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU PASS OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN AND THEN STEAL YOUR WALLET
(at least the kiss itself is good)
No.70887
Anonymous
Replies:>>70888
>>70882
I should redraw her, I think I'm like 4.3% better at drawing women now
No.70888
Anonymous
>>70887
you have discovered the zenkai boost
No.70889
Anonymous
Replies:>>70891
>>70882
Cursed
No.70890
Anonymous
>>70886
nta but that’s seems like a fine deal to me
No.70891
Anonymous
>>70889
weird way to spell kino
No.70892
Anonymous
Replies:>>70975
>>70881
Kiss femdrone on the cheeks. The buttcheeks.
No.70893
Anonymous
Replies:>>70895
Image:172989149172.png(293kB, 848x528)1725454690972.png
No.70894
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Should I jam my penis into an E-el?
No.70895
Anonymous
No.70896
Anonymous
>>70894
it yes
No.70897
Anonymous
>>70894
Only if she's a monster girl. Don't make it weird.
No.70898
Anonymous
>The seas are choppy and dark; gray skies choked with clouds stretch as far as the horizon.
>Seabirds screech and circle overhead, and the stench of brine hangs in the air.
>And as for you?
>You lean over the railing of the cargo ship and heave for the fourth time today.

>Seasickness is a real shitshow; you’re just thankful you never had to travel anywhere on the sea prior to now.
>Of course, you weren’t taking this little cruise for pleasure – no, the higher-ups at JCJ corporate read a few too many articles about ‘modern pirates’ on the open seas and got a bee in their bonnets.
>You can barely imagine what the meeting was like; all you DO know is that a strongly-worded letter demanding a ‘supply-chain safety inspection’ be performed immediately was given to the VP of inventory.
>Who promptly gave it to the guy directly under him.
>Who promptly gave it to the guy directly under HIM.
>And so on, until it finally landed on your desk.
>And you don’t have a subordinate to pin it on, so off you go!
>“Think of it as… a free three-month cruise around the world, except you’re not going anywhere beautiful or seeing anything interesting,” your boss said to you.

>Gee whiz, thanks.

>On the bright side, you got to make a few demands of your own.
>Higher pay, hazard pay, better insurance packages, and you even got to bring a drone of your choice along for the trip as a consolation.
>So you asked R and she obviously said ‘yes.’
>And here you are.

>You finish wiping your arm across your mouth right as someone collides into your back.
>“Anon! Look, look! What do you think?”
>You turn around.
>R is dressed in a period-accurate pirate outfit, twirling around and posing so you can see every facet of her latest fashionable undertaking.
>Even through your nausea, R’s exuberance makes you crack a weak grin.

>That and the fact you realized she’s technically SD-Arrrrgh – but you aren’t going to make that joke because you know better than to do that.

>Instead, you compliment the outfit.
Wow, is that the new one?
>She pauses and huffs in frustration.
>”Yes! Duh! That’s why I’m showing it to you! I’ve been working hard on this, since we’re going to be fighting against real pirates!”
>You blink in confusion.
R, we’re not going to be fighting anybody. Those puffed-up windbags in management don’t have anything to worry about or do so they just… make these problems up.
>R frowns.
>“But… but I really wanted to shoot some pirates! And show off my outfit!”
Well, you’ve certainly impressed me with it.
>“Aw, aren’t you a little charmer?”
>She strides over and throws her arms around you, leaning in close.
>“So, wanna compliment my dress some more? Or maybe take it off to look at it closer, hmmm?”
>Uh oh.
>While you’d love to ‘take a closer look,’ if you go belowdecks to your quarters now you’ll probably turn into a puke-geyser (to put it politely).
Well, uh, I’d love to, but… I, uh…

>She wiggles her digital eyebrows and leans her face in closer.
>She wants a kiss.
>And you haven’t even had a mint!
>You need to stop her, but your mind has gone blank.
>Can nothing be done to stop this calamity?
>The moment is interrupted by the sound of gunfire.

>Gunfire.

>Gunfire?

>Why would there be any of- wait.
>The two of you stop and look out.
>A handful of motorboats are approaching rapidly, the occupants shooting at your ship.
Holy shit, there actually WERE pirates out here!
>R gently pushes you to the side, grinning maniacally.
>“And pretty quick, there won’t be any. Time me, babe!”
>She takes flight and soars off towards the attackers, leaving you to watch as she efficiently dispatches every boat and its occupants.
>Despite working around her basically every day, and taking her home with you every night, you’re still in awe of the power R has at her disposal.
>It really takes your breath away watching her- oh shit, you forgot to start the timer.
>It'll probably be fine.

I only wrote this so I could use the SD-Arrrrr joke
No.70899
Anonymous
Replies:>>70900
Image:172989177122.jpg(586kB, 984x1200)IMG_20241026_052812.jpg
What if there was 2 J's in your head, one is war is part of his existence and the other is bootlicker
No.70900
Anonymous
Replies:>>70902
>>70899
I like armored core J, not bootlickers
No.70901
Anonymous
Image:172989208525.jpg(259kB, 1305x1662)GWjLrqWaoAAo7Fi.jpeg
Tessa and asset
No.70902
Anonymous
Replies:>>70904
>>70900
what if she licked your boot
No.70903
Anonymous
>>70898
Cute, and perfect for R. Especially with the pun.
I imagine she went with FGO's Drake's look. Hopefully she can keep her pants on long enough to take a proper photo of her and Anon together.
No.70904
Anonymous
Replies:>>70907
>>70902
I don’t wear boots
No.70905
Anonymous
>>70898
This is really good, really funny and cute too Friend. Nice work!
No.70906
Anonymous
>>70746
I got a letter. The name on the envelope said "Tessa." It's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true... That's what I keep telling myself... A dead person can't write a letter. Tessa died from the solver years ago. So then why am I looking for her? Our "special place"... What could she mean? This whole town was our special place. Could Tessa really be here? Is she really alive... waiting for me?
No.70907
Anonymous
Replies:>>70910
>>70904
shoe?
No.70908
Anonymous
>>70906
Burn that letter and forget about it
No.70909
Anonymous
>>70906
Ayo, why is there a dead Aussie girl in back of a car?
No.70910
Anonymous
Replies:>>70915
>>70907
that is a given for anyone, than again, I haven’t needed to go anywhere in a while, just here in my home
No.70911
Anonymous
>>70861
Sad, I liked her design
No.70912
Anonymous
N gives you cute smooches
No.70913
Anonymous
Image:172989323211.jpg(869kB, 1200x1600)GKcO9iRaYAAH9ON.jpg
Imagine the Solver capturing Tessa and brainwashing her, that would be so scary heh.
No.70914
Anonymous
I hate Tessafags
No.70915
Anonymous
Image:172989331500.png(370kB, 628x568)1524883012335.png
>>70910
>armored core J licking your feet
I need this now
No.70916
Anonymous
Image:172989335168.jpg(98kB, 1024x683)La mina.jpg
The wheel spoke. I had to write this a long time ago, like a *long* time ago.
>While browsing on my phone I was able to find some research to read, I found it on the more *interesting* parts of the internet
>An act that can bring joy to the one who gives and the one who receives, an act that you need to do with someone you trust
>I kept reading, and it seemed that you could enjoy this a lot, it activated the parts of a Disassembly Drone's CPU that were connected to excitement, gratification, euphoria, and more
>I Just needed one thing, a human that trusted in me, because the thing I needed to do was drink someone's blood
>It was a weird thing, but the more I read, the more it seemed that it was true, and some accounts on the page said how it works
>Although I was somewhat skeptical, it was interesting enough to try it, besides, there are so many accounts saying how it works, it must be a popular thing to do
>I have friends in the mine, and friends do trust each other, it was time to think about who trusted in me the most

>After some time thinking, I was able to pinpoint who I could ask
>I talk to him a lot, he seems to have a good sense of humor and was one of the most welcoming ones when I first arrived
>I still remember he was one of the first who talked to me and one of the first who passed me a beer
>He was perfect for this, he surely trusted me a lot, and I know I trusted him to do this
>A text was sent to this person, '(Can I see you in my office?)' and now it was time to wait for his answer
>It was the end of the shift for them, I somewhat expected him to decide to go home instead, but soon I received an answer '(Ok omw)'
>A smile formed across my face, and I started to wait for him
>It wouldn't take him too much time, my shipping container-'office' was just at the other side of the open sky mine
>But maybe it was a good idea to prepare the place a little, so I picked up some trash, closed the lockers, moved the two chairs closer to the table, and finally, put the couch against the wall
>Now the place was presentable

>I had been waiting for a bit, I'm even on the ceiling, my claws help a lot to cling to it, and it's fun to wait like a bat
>After a little while some knocking could be heard coming from the door "(Come in)" I said, and the guy entered the room
>I let myself go and landed on the floor "(Thanks for coming)" I smiled at him "(Trying a new style?)" He asked, referring that I was not using the usual windbreaker, but the poncho and hat I used for 'fiestas patrias'
>"(Yeah, I am!)" It was good he noticed, it made me feel happy, even if it was obvious; but it was better to start this "(Hey, we are friends right?)" I asked, and he nodded
>And now an important question "(As friends, we trust each other, right?)" And he nodded once again, that was perfect, that's all the basics completed "(Perfect, that seemed to be the only requirement)"
>He seemed a little confused now, but asking for some consent to do this should clear things up "(Can I drink your blood?)"
>He looked stunned by that question, dumbfounded, it looked like he really didn't expect it; probably this was as not as popular as I thought
>After a few seconds he said something "(Why do you want to do this?)" I pulled my phone out and pointed to it "(I read about it online and heard it feels great, but you need someone you trust)"
>He looked confused, he was thinking it over a lot, looking to the sides, like looking if someone was spying on us, he maybe thought this was some kind of joke
>At the end he looked decided "(Alright, but if I ask you to stop, we stop)" That sounded fair

>We are sitting on the couch, he is in between my legs, my chest against his back "(I didn't expect this way of doing it)" He said
>I just started to notice how all of this scene, looked a bit weird, I started to feel a little nervous but I was doing my best to calm down
>He was doing worse, I could feel his body tense up, if I tried something now it probably would hurt him, so I tried to calm him down
>I slowly stroked his chest, trying to soothe him, I could feel how it slowly worked
>The difference in our temperature was large, his back was so cold compared to my chest, my core irradiating heat, warming him on this cold night
>The place was so silent that I could easily hear my own core's pulses, 'dhum-dhum dhum-dhum', giving me life
>His body relaxed, and I started to do, as the page said
>Slowly hug him tighter, and tighter, like a weighted blanket, making him feel warm, secure, safe
>Move my mouth closer to the base of his neck, slowly lick the area, and- I could feel how he started to twitch "(Calm down, you'll enjoy it)" I whispered to him
>I could feel how his body started to warm up too, but I continued
>Slowly licking the base of his neck, leaving it wet, and finally open my mouth putting my fangs near his neck
>He started to twitch again, but like I read, I ignored this one, I just hugged him tighter to stop him from moving and I incrusted my fangs in his body
>I could hear him gasp because of it, probably the pain of the bite, but it was nothing serious, just the fangs
>Slowly, calmly, I took my fangs out of him, he was breathing fast, nervous, and tense again
>I put my mouth over the wound I made to him and started to lick the blood out, he let his body a little loose, it seemed that helped him relax
No.70917
Anonymous
Image:172989337367.jpg(210kB, 2560x1067)Its raining.jpg
>>70916
>Gently drinking his blood, millimeter by millimeter, slow but smooth flow, it was warm, and the flavor was unique, maybe even irresistible
>Perhaps it was; after drinking only for a few seconds I didn't want to stop, but maybe it would be better if I did, if this continued for too long, it could even harm him
>I needed to try my best to stop soon, for his own good
>...But after a little bit more, I still wanted just a tad bit more
>My vision focused on his neck, I couldn't look any other way
>It felt *great* his blood entering my system, blood going around my body, taking the place of the coolant
>This was better than *ambrosia* the flavor could not compare with this, I only could keep my focus on this
>I wrapped my legs around his torso, I didn't want him to go away
>My mind went numb, I just wanted to drink more and more, this was everything I wanted to do forever and ever
>I could hear something, maybe moaning? I didn't know, I didn't care, all that mattered was his blood
>The pulses of my core grew stronger, I could *feel* them 'DHUM-DHUM' every single pulse
>My stinger moved slowly from side to side, I could feel generating nanite acid, overfilling it
>Nanite acid started dripping from my stinger
>Just had to ask him to come, embrace him, soothe him, to be able to taste this, to be able to savor his blood, this ambrosia - it was fantastic
>This feeling was one the most mind-numbing and greatest feeling I have ever had in my life
>I LIVED to get to this very moment, I just knew it
>I could feel his hand, trying to push me away, trying to take away this from me
>I just hugged him tighter, not letting him go away
>Drinking blood felt so good, I didn't want it to stop any second now
>I wanted more, I needed more, I was going to get more
>More and more, it was addicting
>Pure instinct programming, feeling this, felt powerful, felt glorious

>But all of a sudden, the door opened, it was LL
>She didn't know what was going on, she wasn't even supposed to be here right now, she was supposed to be patrolling
>But once she saw what was happening, I could see the shock on her face, just for a second, her yellow eyes went hollow
>"What the fuck...?"
>She didn't get it one single bit, she didn't understand, if she did she would be jealous, she would
>"Let him go CH, first, and last, warning" But I didn't want to, I moved out my claws, and just rested them in this man's chest
>"Alright..." It was but a mere second, that I felt her hand around my head, and I felt how her knee broke my screen
>There was a bright flash, and then, *darkness*...

>I came to, sometime later, and my internal clock said around 6 minutes later
>"Care to explain to me what happened?" LL was standing in front of me, I was on the floor
>I slowly stood up, the first few seconds I didn't understand what she was saying, but then I instantly remembered
>I felt shame and disgust, I couldn't believe I did that, I lost complete control of my senses
>"I-I don't know" I said, but she didn't seem impressed "I can't believe you did that, we are supposed to be security, protect this place and its workers, not do. *This*. He looked terrified"
>The shame, the humiliation, the remorse, I have never felt this, it was horrible, painful even
>"The 'X' was on your screen, what happened?" I stayed silent, I didn't want her to know, at least for now
>She sighs at the lack of answers "Look, I managed to convince him you had a glitch, a bug that screw your system badly, your OS just needed a forceful patch to fix it. I managed to convince him to keep this a secret"
>". . ." I remained silent, I should have thanked her, but I just felt so horrible, that I didn't even want to talk "If I ever see you doing this, I'll make sure you take longer than a few minutes to recover"
>". . ." Silence filled the room, an uneasy silence "Thank you..." That I break
>She just sighs once again "Just... Don't do that again, or something similar, okay?" My posture, my low tone, my everything, made her feel bad for me, it was obvious "It will not happen again"
>She goes to her locker takes out a reflective raincoat, puts it on, and locks it again
>She goes to the door and before she gets out "I'll take your shift of the night" and she goes out
>I see her pull the hood up; rain falling on her
>She starts to patrol around the mine
>I screwed up a lot, didn't I?
No.70918
Anonymous
>>70914
not to worry, they are going to be skinned alive, just like tessa
No.70919
Anonymous
Image:172989338352.jpg(162kB, 2048x2041)172973849037.jpg
>>70914
I'm a tessafag and I also hate them
No.70920
Anonymous
Replies:>>70922
>>70914
Don't worry anon, we don't care about your opinion anyway!

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha
No.70921
Anonymous
Replies:>>71344
Image:172989355523.jpg(78kB, 1024x576)1712223859406613m.jpg
No.70922
Anonymous
Replies:>>70923
>>70920
Shut the hell up fag
No.70923
Anonymous
Image:172989366147.gif(876kB, 640x640)icegif-1073.gif
>>70922
No.70924
Anonymous
Replies:>>70927
>>70914
>t. Liam
No.70925
Anonymous
Replies:>>71024
Image:172989369211.jpg(48kB, 613x824)e2k289.jpg
Is Louisa really that fat?
No.70927
Anonymous
Replies:>>70928
>>70924
Don't worry Liam, we hate about you too!

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha
No.70928
Anonymous
Replies:>>70932
>>70927
>The next day, anon was eaten by a big spider
No.70929
Anonymous
Image:172989406885.jpg(39kB, 560x303)tumblr_89b5a1ee178a83545d6182a554bb46e1_cf12fd94_640.jpg
Would you ride Tessa?
No.70930
Anonymous
Image:172989423405.png(100kB, 424x549)cyn.png
something from a big artist drawpile
No.70931
Anonymous
Image:172989423913.jpg(139kB, 1328x795)GawhXCBXUAAHYxZ.jpeg
No.70932
Anonymous
>>70928
can’t that giant maid spider leave some for the wendigos, they need it as well, wendigos are cool
No.70933
Anonymous
No.70934
Anonymous
Money Song by Princess SMG3youtube thumb
F singing this song
No.70935
Anonymous
Replies:>>70938
Image:172989441857.png(18kB, 393x455)172421378273.png
>will let you brush her hair with a doll-sized brush
>insists on sitting on your lap while you watch tv
>will bite you if you try to switch the channel from the RT network before she falls asleep
No.70936
Anonymous
Have any fankid creators, here or elsewhere, ever done fankids who get named after dead people who were significant to one or both parents?
No.70938
Anonymous
>>70935
Need more dul content
No.70939
Anonymous
No.70940
Anonymous
Man fuck proofreading.
No.70941
Anonymous
Replies:>>70943
>>70936
Wait a second!
>Pulls off mask
THIS POST IS JUST A TROJAN HORSE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING TESSA THING ISN'T IT?
No.70942
Anonymous
Image:172989468603.png(164kB, 784x200)bug.png
>>70931
the zipper doesn’t look like it can go down or up, it’s just there, other than that, she’s cool
No.70943
Anonymous
No.70944
Anonymous
>>70938
Preferably Dul content with Lizzus.
No.70945
Anonymous
Image:172989474874.png(132kB, 391x750)erm what the sigma?.png
>>70944
No.70946
Anonymous
>>70938
>holding Dul over the trashcan
>brushing through Duls hair
>brushing out all the crumbs and dust and other things that Dul's hair picks up as it brushes along the ground
>giving Dul a shot of vodka for being a good girl
>Dul getting drunk and brave and stumbling into an oogi hive
>Dul waving her little arms angrily until the oogis get scared and run away
>Dul stealing the hive's Enn and giving him a sloppy, drunken smooch before dragging Enn back to her cotton-ball bed
>Dul falling asleep in Enns embrace
No.70947
Anonymous
Replies:>>70955
>>70931
Liam totally added that sharp teeth
No.70948
Anonymous
>>70944
No I want to see a guide video of how to take care of a dul
No.70949
Anonymous
Replies:>>70950
>>70931
ooo
aaaaahhh
No.70950
Anonymous
>>70949
>t. Bugretta that really likes Glitch Productions
No.70951
Anonymous
Replies:>>70953
>>70931
>Bug inside every artist
>Brainworm inside every artist
THEY FUCKING KNOW! I REPEAT THEY FUCKING KNOW! LIAM-SAMA KNOWS ABOUT OUR HOLY E AND OUR SACRED BERETTA! THEY KNOW OF BRAIN WORMS! THEY'VE SEEN OOGIS!
No.70952
Anonymous
No.70953
Anonymous
>>70951
>They've seen Oogis
Not yet. Anon, I'm going to tell you something horrifying. At this next GlitchX there's a massive chance of someone from /md/ asking Liam about thread stuff
No.70954
Anonymous
Replies:>>70957
>>70953
Can they ask him to be a better writer?
No.70955
Anonymous
Replies:>>71033
Image:172989528308.png(768kB, 1334x750)teeth .png
>>70947
you may think that, but your wrong! it’s gooseworx
No.70957
Anonymous
>>70954
liam isn’t smart enough to read
No.70958
Anonymous
Replies:>>70966
>>70916
>>70917
RAAGHHH I LOVE BLOODPLAY!!
It's nice, friend.
No.70959
Anonymous
Image:172989574127.jpg(9kB, 300x168)Evil Anon Breaking Into Liam's Panel.jpeg
>>70953
>GlitchX 2 finally arrives
>After about 6 hours of Digital Circus wanking Liam is given a 14 minute Q&A
>Of course the only questions asked are those from donations with the highest money spent
>As the Q&A is about to come to a close a 800 dollar donation is sent in
>Off-screen a woman begins to read Liam the message
>"An 800 dollar donation, woah that's alot, asks, 'Have you ever visited /md/ on Plus4chan? And as side note do you like Oogis?'"
>Liam goes silent, his Cordie.PNG somehow manages to frown
>"Fuck this gay earth.", he mutters before disconnecting from the call
>The stream stops due to "Technical Difficulties"
>2 Hours later Liam is reported dead, having blown off his head with a 3D printed shotgun
No.70960
Anonymous
Replies:>>70961
>>70959
Dibs on eating his corpse
No.70961
Anonymous
Replies:>>70962
>>70960
>t. The hundreds of Cordie clones after being freed from the basement after Liam's heart transplant stopped transmitting the lock signal
No.70962
Anonymous
Image:172989615335.png(886kB, 1334x707)di.png
>>70961
that’s pretty cool, a door that only opens when the person dies
No.70963
Anonymous
Replies:>>70965
>>70953
considering that according to them this year's glitchx will be a 20/30 minute prerecorded video (maybe a-la current apple keynotes, though in the video they say that it's similar to nintendo direct) i guess there will be no way to fit in questions (or maybe they'll allow a few inn-sourced questions, because yes).
No.70964
Anonymous
>>70959
>One of the files on Liam's computer was plans for a 'Vickers-High' Cartoon
IT'S FUCKING OVER
No.70965
Anonymous
>>70963
That sounds lame asf
No.70966
Anonymous
Replies:>>70969
Image:172989635497.png(122kB, 691x740)SD-CH smiles.png
>>70958
Glad you like it, Friend!
No.70967
Anonymous
Replies:>>70981
>>70916
>>70917
based bloodplay green
we would have nothing if the blood did not flow
No.70968
Anonymous
>>70964
there is no future for you, ever
No.70969
Anonymous
Replies:>>70981
>>70966
CH kiss!
No.70970
Anonymous
>>70959
Dibs on Murder Drones and his unfinished projects
No.70971
Anonymous
Replies:>>70987
Image:172989687920.png(177kB, 755x790)static-assets-upload14021955565257703011.png
Hugs
No.70972
Anonymous
Replies:>>71020
>>70959
I wonder legitimately what would happen to these threads if this did actually happen
No.70973
Anonymous
>>70964
>just animating Solverpede-chan's thousands of legs would blow through the budget in the first minute of the episode
>Liam is forced to change the protagonist to Vickers-chan
>Solverpede-chan is denied the chance to woo anon yet again, forced to become a background character
No.70974
Anonymous
Image:172989702820.jpg(249kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault(8).jpg
>Alice is a hoarder
>She likes shinies
>It used to be that her treasure was just cutlery
>The day she saw her reflection on a spoon at the cafeteria was the day her mind was blown (though it wasn't the day she lost her marbles)
>On one side her face looked stretched
>On the other side it looked pinched
>She studied it for a while, then she held it up and proclaimed "SPOOOON!" startling everyone and causing a jumpy drone to yelp
>A guard on duty tapped on the side of his head repeatedly
>Now here she is after the core collapse
>After the good ending even
>Sure Alice died, but she got better
>V killed all the Sentinels but one and Alice couldn't be happier
>She gathered all the wrecks up and used a grinding wheel to scrape the dull grey paint off of them
>Now all the Sentinels are all shiny
>And hers! Only hers!
>The security system warns her of an intruder
>She has a thing for intruders
>It fires saw disks
>Alice scampers along the floor on all fours very quickly to the monitor screen and looks at the intruder
>"Oh! Hello..." she says to nobody in particular with a grin
>You enter Alice's workshop carrying a bag
>Something pokes you on the lower back
>"Stand an' deliver!"
>You stand still and strain
>"Hnnnn!"
>Alice cocks an eyebrow
>"What are you tryin' to do?"
>"Fart. But my ass is not delivering."
>Alice laughs a hick laugh and slaps you on the caboose
>Perhaps not entirely because she can't reach your shoulder
>"Gwah hah! Don't do that in front of a lady!"
>She puts down her weapon and gets back to whatever she was doing
>You drop by every now and then to trade junk with her or to see if she can repair stuff for you
>The reclusive drone trusts you but not enough to not keep an optic on you when you aren't looking
>And right now you aren't looking
>You are looking at the Sentinels she has reassembled instead
>Most of them are piled in a corner or spread all over the place in labeled boxes
>However a few of them are posed
>They remind you of an animatronic dinosaur exhibition you visited as a child
>"Can they move?"
>Alice shudders
>"Gawd I hope not."
>You browse the collection of junk next
>Your self looks back at you, distorted and black
>A screen? No wait, it is an astronaut helmet
>Those stickers...
>You recognize them
>"TESSA!"
>Such is Alice's surprise that she grabs her weapon and looks around in a panic
>You grab the astronaut helmet
>Alice points her weapon at you
>"Put that down!"
>"I want it! I must have it!"
>"Put the darn thing down now!"
>You let go of the helmet and grab Alice instead
>"Where did you find it!" you roar at her face
>Your voice sounds angry but through your goggles the drone sees nothing but desperation
>"Put me down!" she says in a panic while slapping down on your arm
>Alice is not a brave drone
>In fact almost no drone is
>Drones aren't generally programmed with any virtue beyond loyalty
>Not even honesty
>You let go
>You don't put her down. You let go
>Alice lands on her ass
>You are so tense that your whole body is stiff
>"Where did you find it? I must know!"
>"The lower lev'ls" she replies as she gets on her feet
>"You must take me there! Now!"
>Alice scratches the back of her head
>She tends to do that when she thinks
>"I dunno. It isn't goin' to be easy."
>She is being honest
>The elevator is busted
>Mistaking it for bargaining, you thrust your hand into your bag and rummage through it violently
>You pull out a silver marker and shove it in her face, causing her to step back and raise her hands
>"This!"
>You take the cap off and draw a smudge on a table
>"It makes things shiny. It's yours if you'll take me to where you found the helmet!"
>Alice grins and swipes it off your hand
>"Pardner, you got yerself a deal!"
No.70975
Anonymous
Replies:>>70979
>>70892
>>70886
Here's why Femdrone is kissable
>Eye bags
>Pinchable cheeks
>Fluffy hair
>Super touchy gremlin
>Probably has a mildly feverish warmth to her
>Tiny
No.70976
Anonymous
Image:172989723527.jpg(134kB, 1200x1200)1896.jpg
>>70974
>The descent is long and difficult
>Alice leads the way, with her lightbulb dancing in the dark like a Will o' the Wisp
>"Down, down, down the stairs we go until we come to the tunnel."
>Alice takes you through passages, shafts and claustrophobic tunnels
>She is proficient in moving in this kind of terrain, what with walking on all fours and being barefoot
>You on the other hand...
>Some of the passages are so narrow that they remind you of a recurring nightmare you've had for years
>In it you are crawling through a seemingly endless, sometimes underwater cave made of only a floor and ceiling
>The ceiling is only high enough that your chest and back aren't touching rock at the same time
>It is stiffling and horrible
>But you know that if you surrender to your panic you will make it all the more frightening
>So instead you crawl forward until the dream fades to black
>But this is the waking world
>There will be no fade to black
>One of the reasons you insisted on Alice taking the lead is so that she can slit your throat with her tail should you get hopelessly stuck
>You have read stories about spille- spelelolo- cave explorers getting trapped and dying slow deaths in the dark, haunted by voices and sounds made up by their minds
>By the time you reach the lower level you don't want to think of the ascent
>It is going to be hard as all hell
>Better to nap before attempting it
>You push the thought to the back of your head
>This is a problem for later
>You check the air quality
>Whatever poison is polluting the surface hasn't made it's way down here
>Maybe there are survivors here
>Maybe...!
>You take your mask off to drink some electrolite-enriched water and munch on some crummy jerky
>"You wanna take a breather?" asks Alice
>"No."
>"You sure? You are fallin' behind."
>"After."
>"After what?"
>"Just take me to the place."
>"Alright. If you say so."
>There's an age at which if you stop moving, the Grim Reaper catches up to you
>The metabolism slows down and the muscles atrophy if you don't use them
>It becomes harder to start moving once you slow down
>Then you stop
>Not that you fear death, or Death
>In fact you've long come to regard it as a pleasant experience, or person
>But God put a persistent spirit in your family line, and without anyone to pass it on to, it pushes you forward with no regard for obstacles, goal or willingness
No.70977
Anonymous
Image:172989740946.png(104kB, 350x439)Alice_Murder_drones.png
>>70976
>You emerge into a huge cavern
>And in the middle of it sits...
>You squint
>A church?
>You are at once surprised and not at all surprised
>Throughout your life, whenever you'd get physically lost you'd end up in a church
>"Hey Alice?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Are we lost?"
>"Huh?"
>"Nothing."
>Now that the church is closer you can see it more clearly
>You don't see any crosses or any other symbols indicating what is being worshipped inside
>Is this church dedicated to nothing?
>Alice hops on the stairs, stopping briefly to wave for you to follow her
>"Come on! Did you come here to gawk at the outside or what's inside?"
>"Hm? Yeah. Coming."
>The heavy wooden doors are open just enough for a drone to pass through
>You push them open further
>That's odd. There are scientific instruments here
>"Over here!"
>Alice points at something
>You follow her finger with your eyes and see-
>"Oh my god!"
>Your hand hovers in front of your mouth in an involuntary gesture that people find overly theatrical in movies
>You walk to the corpse on the floor and collapse on your knees next to it
>It reeks and the worms have made a lavish feast out of it inside the suit
>And yet you embace it with all of your love, all of your pain and all of your sorrow
>Deep down in your heart you had hoped that maybe Alice had found the astronaut helmet simply discarded or that she had traded for it
>But now your one, final hope is dead
>This is Tessa. There is no mistaking her
>If the nametag wasn't enough indication, her rotten head next to the body is
>You rock back and forth while holding her
>"Tessa! Tessa!"
>Hot tears stream down your old, weary face
>Alice straightens up, holds her hands together and lowers her head respectfully
>The only thing holding fatigue at bay was hope
>With it gone, fatigue flows into you like a sea
>Soon you are overcome and collapse next to her
>There are many poems about lovers or parents who die of heartbreak at the end of their quest
>Yet you wake up
>You wake up on a bench
>Alice explains to you that she moved you so that worms wouldn't get inside your nostrils or ears
>You put your hands over your face
>Consciousness rushes you, and with it comes sorrow
>You hate waking up
>This is why you don't mind death. Because the dead don't have to wake up
>You walk to Tessa's remains and get on your knees again
>Alice thinks you will repeat yourself
>Instead you put your hands together and you pray
>You are not a praying man
>You haven't prayed since childhood
>You didn't pray when you were deathly ill, you didn't pray in the midst of Armageddon
>But now you pray, begging the Lord for one favour
>You don't remember any prayers but it doesn't matter
>If there is a God then He isn't some sorcerer's familiar to respond to incantations
>"Oh Lord, oh Father. I beseech you! This girl...She is a good girl. She doesn't deserve what happened to her in life. Please, please take her soul to Heaven!"
>Amen
>You get on your feet and stare at the corpse
>Without saying a thing, you take a knife out of your boot and put on your mask
>Then you set about removing as many of the maggots from the head and the body as you can
>"What the heck are you doin'?!" asks Alice in shocked disbelief
>"I am taking her with me."
>"What?! She's as dead as they come!" she says, befuddled
>"Yeah well I want to be able to visit her grave!" you snap back
>Alice looks at the corpse, then at you
>"...Fahn. But I ain't carryin' nothin."
>Cleaning Tessa's remains proves a fool's errand
>"Bah!"
>You rummage in your backpack for a towel and a roll of tape
>You tape her neck stump shut to keep maggots from falling out and on you
>You wrap the head with the towel and then wrap that in tape
>Then you put your belongings back in your backpack
>You tie the head on your belt and pick up the body
>"Let's go" you say somberly
>Alice nods
>She says nothing
>But on the inside she is thinking "Holy Gee, this is retarded."
No.70978
Anonymous
Image:172989750111.jpg(240kB, 2123x1411)crocuses-in-snow-washington-usa-royalty-free-image-1691619742.jpg
>>70977
>With Alice once again on the lead, you leave the church and make your way up
>It takes considerable time and effort to get back topside
>You take multiple breaks on the way up
>At least Alice has done it before, which means it is doable
>You travel in silence, save for the occassional swear
>During one stop Alice asks you "She was important to you, huh."
>"Very. She was my step daughter."
>Once you reach the surface you decide to spend a day and a night at Alice's to gather your strength
>She doesn't want to charge you but you polish things for her anyway
>You hate being a burden
>You leave and don't return for a while
>But when you do, you see more posed Sentinels
>"Howdy pardner! What can I do you for today?"
>"I want the helmet, Alice."
>Alice's expression changes
>"Ahm sorry for your loss pardner, but I can't give it to you. Ah run a business, not a charity."
>You put your hand in your bag
>Instead of pulling something out of it, you lift the bag off of it
>You are holding something round
>Something the size of the helmet
>Something shiny
>You hold it up
>It is a disco ball
>It shines pinpoints of light all over the room
>Alice lets out a low volume "wooooah..."
>"The helmet, Alice, or I'll smash this on the floor."
>"NO! Ahem. No, we're cool. It's a trade."
>Alice holds up the disco ball with joy as you look down at the helmet in your hands in sadness
>You leave and return home
>There, in a spot protected from the wind and the snow, is Tessa's grave
>There is a photo of her and a LED vigil lamp at the head of it
>You wanted to put some flowers on it but you couldn't find any
>You place Tessa's helmet with it's silly stickers next to the other items
>You stare at it for a bit, then you chuckle
>"Heh. You were a goober, kiddo. I'm glad I met you."
>You get up with some difficulty and go inside your house to shake the cold off
>In time flowers resistant to cold blossomed around Tessa's grave and spread across the snowy landscape
No.70979
Anonymous
Replies:>>70983
Image:172989759180.png(278kB, 734x750)femdrone fat .png
>>70975
and fat, don’t forget that
No.70980
Anonymous
No.70981
Anonymous
Image:172989771551.png(2.48MB, 3500x3553)CHBirthday.png
>>70967
Thanks!
The blood must flow.
>>70969
She will freeze if you do it! 99% of the time.
No.70982
Anonymous
Replies:>>70984
Sometimes I want to grind my skills just to mog people I dislike.
No.70983
Anonymous
>>70979
She, Dirt, and Fugue are the most kissable
No.70984
Anonymous
Replies:>>70985
>>70982
Do it, spite's a surprisingly good motivator. I once wrote a whole ass book because a friend offhandedly commented that I'd never actually do it.
No.70985
Anonymous
Replies:>>70986
>>70984
Post your book
No.70986
Anonymous
>>70985
Sorry Anon that would be doxing myself and I don't want to reveal how autistic I truly am to the public. Though I'm sure there are suspicions.
No.70988
Anonymous
Drone engineer here, I put a pleasure circuit at the top of the sentinels heads so they feel pleasure when you pat them. Why did I do this you may ask?

That's a very good question.
No.70989
Anonymous
>>70987
Nigger do you ever give it a rest.
No.70990
Anonymous
Image:172989867198.png(107kB, 748x729)Gas5Al8WEAAjGoQ.png
I wonder if this ever happened in MD universe
No.70991
Anonymous
Replies:>>70997
>>70988
you said put, as in you didn’t do anything else besides that, you sure your a drone engineer?
No.70992
Anonymous
>>70989
Who are you assuming I am?
No.70993
Anonymous
>>70989
He just being a annoying yuricuck again I guess
No.70994
Concern totally not a humanphile drone
Replies:>>70999
Image:172989884814.jpg(18kB, 592x592)1696935490467570.jpg
I found this strange human with bat ears

What I should I do?
No.70995
Anonymous
>>70988
undo that horrible act, sentinels don’t need it, if you ever touch any sentinels again, they will ripe you apart
No.70996
Anonymous
Image:172989892779.png(82kB, 3288x1306)fuure.png
I'm getting faster...
No.70997
Anonymous
>>70991
Look Anon I went to JCJenson University for 15 years and I can tell you even among experts most people barely even know how drones work. You want to know the difference between gen 2 drones and gen 15? The older ones don't come with a charging cable anymore. That's it. It's all just paint and branding these days. It took me 6 months to get approved for the schematics change for the headpat slut model alone, and it only got approved because my boss had no idea what it was.

I'm also the one that demanded they have wigs.
No.70998
Anonymous
>>70997
Shit I meant the newer ones don't have a charging cable...
No.70999
Anonymous
Replies:>>71005
>>70994
Ask where its parents are.
No.71000
Anonymous
Image:172989899979.jpg(151kB, 1374x960)ley.jpg
KISS the BEEEG Drone!
No.71001
Anonymous
Replies:>>71010
>>70996
Ah, so it's that meme.
No.71002
Anonymous
>>70898
It was definitely worth it anon, great greentext.
No.71003
Anonymous
>>70997
oh… your referring to them sentinels, I’m feeling disappointed now, all of them are just blue DDs
No.71004
Anonymous
>>71000
Big drones need big kisses.
No.71005
Concern totally not a humanphile drone
>>70999
I also told her I'm a orphan, now she adopted me as her robo son
No.71006
Anonymous
Replies:>>71009
>>71005
>her
I think the porn is getting to you, that’s a man
No.71007
Anonymous
Replies:>>71011
I think one good motivator to learn to draw is that you won't need some deplorable mudcunt with creepy fetishes to deliver art anymore.
No.71008
Anonymous
>>71005
unlikely story, tell us what really happened clanker
No.71009
Concern totally not a humanphile drone
>>71006
I think I typed something wrong
No.71010
Anonymous
>>71001
Exactly
No.71011
Anonymous
Replies:>>71014
>>71007
The fuck are you talking about
No.71012
Anonymous
Replies:>>71038
Image:172989956167.png(1.55MB, 2048x1463)IMG_6878.png
No.71013
Anonymous
>>70996
>Harper's first mission after becoming an SD:
Devil May Cry® HD Collection- Tower Diveyoutube thumb
No.71014
Anonymous
>>71011
I'm saying I hate you people.
No.71017
Anonymous
>>71015
The Solver really was a sick bastard
No.71018
Anonymous
Replies:>>71021
Image:172989991382.png(136kB, 937x515)789828281453.png
>>71015
it was located inside of cyn
No.71019
Anonymous
Replies:>>71028
Image:172990004182.png(76kB, 1309x260)you can’t erase the past .png
>>71015
yes
No.71020
Anonymous
>>70972
Chaos
No.71021
Anonymous
Replies:>>71025
>>71018
Can you link that A.I site?
No.71022
Anonymous
Replies:>>71057
>>70917
That's a really awesome greentext, anon! Greatly shows CH's feelings and emotions, and perfectly shows the prelude before bloodplay and bloodplay itself.
No.71023
Anonymous
Replies:>>71029
>>71014
We hate you too
No.71024
Anonymous
>>70925
Childbirth can have a very bad effect on a woman's figure.
No.71025
Anonymous
>>71021
I don’t know what site that is, just that pic, shame really, that site looks great from what I saw
No.71026
Anonymous
Replies:>>71030
>>71024
A woman is useless if she won't have children.
No.71027
Anonymous
Replies:>>71031
Image:172990080526.png(328kB, 402x529)fat sculpture.png
>>71024
>bad effect
great effect*
FTFY, our ancestors loved women with that body type
No.71028
Anonymous
>>71019
Holy shot
No.71029
Anonymous
Replies:>>71053
>>71023
We all love and hate people here
No.71030
Anonymous
>>71026
What if she somehow created world peace
No.71031
Anonymous
>>71027
Damn didn't know Louisa was a goddess
No.71032
Anonymous
Replies:>>71034
>>71030
never gonna happen
No.71033
Anonymous
>>70955
>implying they aren't collaborating on any sharp-tooth slasher going forward. Also, iirc, goose's thing is more robots. Liam's the one with a thing for girls with sharp teeth.
No.71034
Anonymous
Replies:>>71035
>>71032
Depend women know war, ask olga
No.71035
Anonymous
Replies:>>71037
>>71034
I know nothing about this olga, didn’t even know it was a word till now
No.71036
Anonymous
>>71030
My own female empowerment art hoe mother said that. Having kids is putting a woman's uterus to use. It doesn't ruin her body.
No.71037
Anonymous
Replies:>>71047
No.71038
Anonymous
Image:172990142154.jpg(258kB, 1240x1754)Tessa Angst.jpeg
>>71012
Damn, right in the feels
No.71039
Anonymous
cordie plush when
No.71040
Anonymous
>>70978
Beautiful greentext anon, it touched my heart. Thank you for work.
No.71041
Anonymous
Replies:>>71044
Image:172990159547.jpg(431kB, 738x1705)IMG_6427.jpeg
>>71038
being J is suffering, and that's why I love her and want her to ultimately find something like a happy ending
No.71042
Anonymous
Replies:>>71045
No.71043
Anonymous
>>71038
That looks like fucking Goldilocks not Tessa
No.71044
Anonymous
>>71041
Hey my green got mentioned :)
No.71045
Anonymous
>>71042
Where do I start. The fetishes? The behaviour? You motherfuckers act like everyone else exists for your amusement basically.
No.71046
Anonymous
>>71014
But I like you :(
No.71047
Anonymous
>>71037
splendid, true splendid! how I love history
No.71048
Anonymous
>>71000
Interesting, what it would be feeling to kiss a giant machine of pure genocide, capable by she's size of wreaking havoc and death for hundreds of kilometres around and killing millions in a single day?
No.71049
Anonymous
>>70974
>>70976
>>70977
>>70978
That was pretty cute, it was sad, but nice on a way.
No.71050
Anonymous
Would it be more heartbreaking if it was revealed that Tessa was "aware" the entire time in the Solver's mind palace, watching as her friends murder people and how N was willing to behead her.

Or that she is actually completely gone, her soul has been eaten by the Solver and she no longer exists, so she will never reunite with her drones again?
No.71051
Anonymous
Replies:>>71054
>>71045
> You motherfuckers act like everyone else exists for your amusement basically.
And you act like a Janny Larper. Quit being such a faggot
No.71052
Anonymous
>>71050
The former
No.71053
Anonymous
>>71029
I love people.
No.71054
Anonymous
>>71051
Both of you are faggots
No.71055
Anonymous
>>71045
>You motherfuckers act like everyone else exists for your amusement basically.
What did you mean by this?
No.71056
Anonymous
>>71050
if the MD universe has such a thing as human souls, then the reality in which Tessa's is actually destroyed is worse.
No.71057
Anonymous
Replies:>>71059
Image:172990244662.png(131kB, 2000x2000)CH-Huasa-BW.png
>>71022
Thanks for the kind words, my Friend! I tried my best to show how she felt along the green, her feelings and motives, and bloodplay most happen for a reason, it's nice to write the before.
No.71058
Anonymous
>>71055
Ignore him, he's pissy that the world doesn't revolve around him or his tastes so he's acting like Black Hand
No.71059
Anonymous
Replies:>>71060
>>71057
She cute
No.71060
Anonymous
>>71059
Nice to hear you think that!
No.71061
Anonymous
Image:172990290223.png(67kB, 684x716)No Berri (Fixed Ver2).png
>You almost die after a horrible event
>However instead of friends, family, loved ones, or even memories of your life
>This image flashes in your head before you regain your senses
What do?
No.71062
Anonymous
>>71061
Wish I died
No.71063
Anonymous
Image:172990295008.jpg(321kB, 2048x1536)GRzBKAAaMAAnzJH.jpeg
No.71064
Anonymous
>>71045
I will become worse solely to spite you and you alone.
No.71065
Anonymous
>>71064
Can I eat your balls Infront you?
No.71066
Anonymous
Replies:>>71069
No.71067
Anonymous
>>71064
That's the spirit!
No.71068
Anonymous
Image:172990316240.jpg(155kB, 2048x1101)GMGquMWX0AIdK4K.jpeg
Does Lizzy find this hot?
No.71069
Anonymous
Replies:>>71079
>>71066
Can I rip them off from you and then feed it to my wendigo gf I keep in the basement?
No.71070
Anonymous
>>71065
No, I need them
No.71071
Anonymous
Replies:>>71087
>>71068
Probably. She fell in love with a blood drinking cannibal serial killer.
No.71072
Anonymous
>>71055
This is a communal space. You have to show some tolerance towards others' faggotry but also hold back on your faggotry a little to make coexistence possible. Some douchebags will instead let their faggotry run riot with no regard for the fun of others, like when the thread was flooded with John, Jane and Henry. And when you call them out they think it is a fun game to vex those around them further and act like you're the problem. While other times they with start shitstorms because they are bored, making it impossible for others to post content or have a discussion.A number of the douchebags are also contentfags so I often keep my mouth shut because I don't want to chase them away and ruin the place for the people who haven't done anything. But god damn it, having these faggots making the place insufferable is the same as the place being dead. Fuck them.
No.71073
Anonymous
>>71055
See? >>71064 this is what I was talking about. Complete childish motherfucker who thinks the place exists for his sole amusement. Screw all the other anons who haven't taken part in the fight. He will shit up the thread for everyone just for his amusement.
No.71074
Anonymous
Replies:>>71077
Is this some new bait tatic or something? I'm legitimately trying to figure out why he's angry in this moment right now. Literally nothing seems out of the ordinary to me
No.71075
Anonymous
Replies:>>71115
Image:172990381456.jpg(182kB, 840x945)what the fuck.jpg
>>71061
>Be anon attending the Gala
>Cyn starts massacring everyone
>Grab Tessa & jump out the nearest window to escape
>Tumble down a inconveniently steep & particularly rocky hill
>Picrel is your face when images of Oogi inexplicably flash in your mind's eye
No.71077
Anonymous
>>71074
I think it might stem from the retarded Jessa beef earlier
No.71078
Anonymous
Image:172990410170.png(593kB, 720x564)thicc.png
>>71068
she isn’t good enough for them, but I do love them
No.71079
Anonymous
>>71069
no, let her eat steak, steak is good
No.71080
Anonymous
>>71077
Yurifags must die.
No.71081
Anonymous
>>71080
Agreed
No.71082
Anonymous
Replies:>>71083
>>71078
GYATT DAMN😭😭😭😫😫😫💦💦💦💦
No.71083
Anonymous
Replies:>>71086
Image:172990429989.png(305kB, 469x636)xeno sexo.png
>>71082
a man of fine taste is what you are, good on you, fucker xeno
No.71084
Anonymous
Replies:>>71088
>>71077
looks like the retard himself was nice enough to confirm it for you >>71080
No.71085
Anonymous
Replies:>>71094
>>71080
So you've said over and over. Hell, I hate dykes and hold distaste for the Jessa ship and even I think this is annoying and overboard
No.71086
Anonymous
>>71083
I been masturbating to them when I learned how to FAP as young boy
No.71087
Anonymous
>>71071
Two different blood drinking cannibal serial killers. And flirted with a third.
No.71088
Anonymous
>>71084
Seems so, good to know I've no need to care for his opinion
No.71089
Anonymous
Image:172990465141.jpg(42kB, 443x591)tumblr_b3ca739c7521c1501194f8d99498f001_70f46376_500.jpg
I love my pet Aussie
No.71090
Anonymous
Replies:>>71092
>>71089
Why does everyone keep giving her freckles?
No.71091
Anonymous
>>71089
Just be sure not to drop it, those things tend to do wacky stuff when not in the Southern Hemisphere
No.71092
Anonymous
>>71090
They're cute, and I think a piece of Liam's art confirmed that she had some?
No.71093
Anonymous
>>71089
Retarded creature
No.71094
Anonymous
>>71085
More than one person expresses discontent with those things. I'm tired of those fucking assholes. If they want to indulge in their bullshit then I will indulge in my complaints.
No.71095
Anonymous
>>71094
or you could just hide the two or three posts you don't like in the first place instead of pissing yourself and starting an hours-long bitchfest, you fucking cretin
No.71096
Anonymous
>>71094
>>71095
I hate both of you
No.71097
Anonymous
Replies:>>71106
>>71094
This isn't twitter, incessantly bitching about who fucks who isn't going to stop them from doing this. In fact, they're only going to feel more empowered to post about it when you make a huge stink.
No.71098
Anonymous
Replies:>>71099
>>71061
>Anon experienced a Kakyoin moment.
No.71099
Anonymous
Replies:>>71102
>>71098
I thought a kakyoin moment is banging your best friend mom?
No.71100
Anonymous
>Guy complains about people ruining the thread for him
>In the process he ruins the thread for everyone else
It's fine to have an opinion (believe me, I don't like some stuff here either) but you don't have to be a flaming asswipe and derail it for everyone else
No.71101
Anonymous
Image:172990526378.jpg(2.17MB, 3880x2992)skyn getting punch.jpg
Punching cyn
No.71102
Anonymous
Image:172990529545.jpg(176kB, 1300x1389)IMG_6952.jpeg
>>71099
no this is a kakyoin moment
No.71103
Anonymous
>>71101
What did she do to you?!
Oh yeah, destroying earth
No.71104
Anonymous
>>71101
if you have the power to punch Cyn and survive then you have the power to mating press Cyn
No.71105
Anonymous
Replies:>>71107
>>71103
She raped my dog
No.71106
Anonymous
Replies:>>71112
>>71097
So we shut up and take it?

>>71095
It is multiple post in every goddamn thread. Stop downplaying your bullshit and demanding people accomodate you.
No.71107
Anonymous
Replies:>>71109
>>71103
>>71101
>>71105
>"She burned our crops, poisoned our water supply and delivered a plague unto our houses!"

>"SHE DID?"

>"Noooo. But are we just gonna sit around and wait until she does?"
No.71108
Anonymous
Replies:>>71111
Droneanon was right about assholes. I wish there was better place to go.
No.71109
Anonymous
>>71107
>She actually did it
No.71110
Anonymous
>>70953
>Everyone expects someone from /md/ to break containment
>This happens but in a worse way than expected
>Every single question during the Murder Drones block is blatantly from the Femanon
>"What is N's resting heart rate?"
>"What does N eat?"
>"How much can N eat before he has to throw up?"
>"How soft is N's stomach?"
>Liam sighs in relief when he finally gets to a question that isn't about N
>"liam did u ever saw skibidi toilet"
>Liam's dead silent for a moment
>"Let's watch it. The entire series, we're watching Skibidi Toilet. I've never seen it, but it's canon to Murder Drones now."
No.71111
Anonymous
Image:172990572224.png(1.54MB, 849x849)shtting and crying.png
>>71108
>samefag claiming droananon was 'right'
this is what i think you look like, i couldn't be fucked to draw you so i had a computer generate an image based on how you sound
like a nigger
No.71112
Anonymous
>>71106
What else is there to do? No matter how much you bitch, they won't stop.
No.71113
Anonymous
Image:172990585552.jpg(68kB, 1004x1004)GQBrn1KbEAENVck.jpeg
Connie
No.71114
Anonymous
>>71113
Hot...
No.71115
Anonymous
Video:172990606304.mp4(3.44MB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1280x720)Gala Adventure.mp4
>>71075
>Tessa & Anon
No.71116
Anonymous
Replies:>>71209
Image:172990660868.jpg(388kB, 636x820)IMG_20241026_093628.jpg
Yummers
No.71117
Anonymous
Image:172990691228.jpg(118kB, 1024x981)1729648751860646.jpg
What if big drones... Give you headpats?
No.71118
Anonymous
>>71117
I would be happy.
No.71119
Anonymous
>>71117
I would feel usurped.
No.71120
Anonymous
>>71117
big Alice carrying you around in her antlers...
No.71121
Anonymous
Replies:>>71124
>>71117
big N?
No.71122
Anonymous
>>71117
>Big Uzi
N-no! It's not possible!
No.71123
Anonymous
Image:172990743377.jpg(1.35MB, 4760x3320)IMG_20241026_094818.jpg
>>71117
What if .. big drone sat on you?
No.71124
Anonymous
>>71121
Big N! Showtime!
No.71125
Anonymous
>Big N and 2 inch Femanon
No.71126
Anonymous
>>71113
It's been a long time since we last saw Connie, I hope she's been okay waiting for the date
No.71127
Anonymous
>>71113
So what's R63'd Nori gonna do when his wife finally sees him again? Still scream that she doesn't know him, faceplant, then scuttle away crying? What's the teenage boy equivalent of that autistic teenage girl shit?
No.71128
Anonymous
Replies:>>71129
>>71078
With sophies help she probably got a shot at it
No.71129
Anonymous
>>71128
Sophie probably getting creampied by a gang of yautja right now
No.71130
Anonymous
Image:172990826338.jpg(125kB, 1615x2048)GRgBPuWb0AIYEGT.jpg
Imagine Giantessa doing this
No.71131
Anonymous
>>71129
Hope that bitch get pregnant
No.71132
Anonymous
Image:172990839108.jpg(232kB, 1024x740)1719225509284968.jpg
No.71133
Anonymous
Image:172990857704.jpg(158kB, 1024x1024)Tessa.jpeg
>Too many DDs have gone missing, and now that N has gone rouge.
>It could no longer be ignored, but current pawns have already grown too unreliably
>Oh well..
>Her dog could go for a walk after all, she's been begging to be let out for a while
>The Solver supposed it could share it's toys with her pet
>Meanwhile on Copper-9
>A new challenge has arrived
No.71134
Anonymous
>>71133
Give Tessa a bellyrub
No.71135
Anonymous
Replies:>>71137
>>71129
She's probably last 12 rounds with them at minimum
No.71136
Anonymous
Replies:>>71163
Image:172990872706.png(555kB, 2067x2584)172850942111.png
>>71117
>she lowers her city-block-sized palm six feet off the ground, crushing everything taller than you
>all so she can delicately pat your head and smile
>"Good, human."
No.71137
Anonymous
Replies:>>71138
>>71135
No she probably can last 100 round with them, she can even handle a horse
No.71138
Anonymous
>>71137
Put her in a room of sentinals or tyranids and she can make god quiver in thier boots. Her horniness knows no bounds
No.71139
Anonymous
>>71133
Sauce for the cyberwolf?
No.71140
Anonymous
>>71138
She would probably become like kerrigan from starCraft
No.71141
Anonymous
Replies:>>71144
>>71138
I wonder she have tons of kid laying around the Galaxy, since she abandon them after she gave birth to them

They are still looking for her tho, and waiting for their revenge
No.71142
Anonymous
>>71139
Really?
No.71143
Anonymous
Image:172990915589.png(412kB, 1000x1000)tumblr_231c449673f878762a6ef5a07b210c95_bdee3871_1280.png
>Werewolf tessa
No.71144
Anonymous
Replies:>>71145
>>71141
Sophie is just yujiro hanma but is a female with extra steps
No.71145
Anonymous
Replies:>>71147
>>71144
No, she just a whore, that it
No.71146
Anonymous
>>71139
Bing Ai
No.71147
Anonymous
>>71145(me)
And also she probably collect STD like Pokemons
No.71148
Anonymous
Replies:>>71149
>>71133
Would N be horrified or delighted (Cause she is a giant dog)
No.71149
Anonymous
Replies:>>71150
No.71150
Anonymous
Replies:>>71151
>>71149
What about J or V?
No.71151
Anonymous
>>71150
Idk, I only care about N, but he will definitely give Tessa a bellyrub and headpats
No.71152
Anonymous
Replies:>>71153
Image:172990966575.png(1.63MB, 1920x2560)go f#ck yourself.jpg
No.71153
Anonymous
>>71152
>MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
No.71155
Anonymous
Image:172991005119.jpg(98kB, 736x960)1716116608520051.jpg
Good night my sweet Friends. I made another Thread just for you.
>>71154 >>71154
>>71154 >>71154
>>71154 >>71154
>>71154 >>71154
>>71154 >>71154
>>71154 >>71154
No.71163
Anonymous
>>71136
I'll never forget New York. It was like the sky itself was falling down on us.
No.71209
Anonymous
>>71116
Brooklyn Guy cameo?
No.71344
Anonymous
>>70921
i wonder if there is any human left or all of them are dead dead?