Hi! My very good Friends! We are here once again reunited for the Drones, and I think I do not think I need to say more than that. Hope your day is good. The holy Booru: https://dronebooru.co Last Thread: >>70173
So if Uzi is now a worm demon, is she still mortal? Like is she eventually going to die and the Solver is released or is she going to be like the Solver's siamese twin forever?
>oogi finds marshmallow >light, fluffy, delicious >even sweeter than berry >oogi hoards the marshmallow for herself, hiding it in her scrap house >the gods punish her for her hubris >after a few days, the marshmallow grows hard >soon oogi cannot bite into the marshmallow >now she cannot enjoy the taste of berries knowing there is something better out there
>have a big day tomorrow, but can’t get sleepy for the life of you >N notices this, gets up, and goes and empties out his tail canister into the sink >then, manually inhibiting his acid producers, he fills his tail canister up with sleepy medicine instead >then comes to you and gently pricks your arm with his tail stinger, injecting it directly into your veins >as you get drowsy at a rapid speed, N cuddles you to sleep
>>71159 Drones don’t seem to have any kind of limit to their lifespan aside from physical trauma or fatal damage, and since Uzi has an eldritch program inside of her that automatically regenerates all wounds, she’s probably gonna live a really long time.
Obviously we don’t really know WHAT would happen if she does die. She isn’t exactly a Solver host like Cyn was, she’s some sort of in-between thing where she has its powers but retains her agency and autonomy while the Solver itself is just stuck inside of her unable to actually do anything.
i don’t really understand what we’re meant to think happened to uzi at the end. the mirror scene made it look like she was just a solverpede projecting a hologram of herself, yet N picking her up, and her hearing music through her headphones, would imply she’s still in her body.
if Lousia had somehow survived the gala massacre, having witnessed her daughter gruesomely murdered along with her husband and all of her friends, how would she end up? would she be unchanged and more inconvenienced by the destruction of the manor than the death of a family she didn't care for? would she be left catatonic? would she seek some kind of vengeance?
>>71193 how would her reflection just disappear like that if she was corporeal? was it not meant to be in the actual universe, but rather just something we the audience saw?
>>71199 The Solver is constantly getting associated with vampire bullshit. That's why the mirror fuckery (mostly breaking mirrors), as well as the need to drink blood and burning in the sun.
Reposting my Switch drawing from last thread. As I said I tried a different drawing method this time so it should look 'cleaner' and I want your opinions on it.
Autismal question time: which Solver-linked drones would be in which vampire clan in World of Darkness? My read: >N: Gangrel >V: Nossie (one of those Nossie embraces motivated by spite; a human-cum-Nossie V would be especially distasteful to her soon-to-be sire because she's shy and gentle as well as beautiful) >J: Ventrue (no dip) >Uzi (and by extension Nori): Malk >Doll (and by extension Yeva): Tremere >Cyn: was long ago eaten by the Tzimisce Antediluvian, who uses her appearance as a disguise to go incognito with be a good lad
wrote a fan prequel to w-anon's sengoku story, wanted to use a cool oc i doodled and needed an excuse to burn him out Liberator >"In those days, the world in which I lived was defined by but enigma and violence. Men slaughtering machine, machine striking back, it was a world of chaos." >"And then...it all came to an end, and it was only us left." >Haruka flexed her blade, and carefully began to circle the monologuing Murder drone. >"Shut up! I don't care about your history lesson. I'm only here to end your reign of terror." >The stalwart ignores the girl. He continues to stare out into the night sky. >"In those early days, we feasted like animals; it was all we could do. Men may have left the world, but his nature of warfare lived on." >"...And then the prey began to run thin, and we who had arrived from the skies began to starve. And so we turned our blades towards each other." >"HARUKA, NOW!" Aoi screamed. >The worker unsheathed her sword, and delivered a devastating slash of psychic energy, her signature ranged attack. >"Take thissssss!!" >- >Wind burst throughout the room, rumbling the windows of the great observation deck. >But the daimyo simply shattered the wave of energy with a deflection by of his hand, stepping to face Haruka and Aoi. >"D-damn, I feel like I knew that would happen, heh." Haruka stated. >He opened his eyes and looked towards the worker girl standing stunned before him. >"I dreamt of peace in those days, you know? Squad slaying squad. Brother fighting brother. Lover killing lover." >"What the fuck, hit him again Haruka!" >The ghost screamed at her companion to act. In her current state, she couldn't do much to help. They hadn't coordinated too well this time. >"Do you believe I didn't have the best interests of you all within in heart when I built this realm?" >"Y-you bastard," Haruka began, "Do you believe enslaving the workers of this land to feast on them is moral and just? We aren't cattle to be raised and slaughtered, you know!" >The murder drone remained stern. >"Long before you had found your name, this land was a scorched, dying apocalypse, a place where animals far worse than I hunted your kind like prey." >"The beautiful nature you've come to see and the people you've come to know did not flourish and live freely then. They lived in scarcity and fear. Ask the eldest of them of the world that existed before I came about." >"They will tell you that it was savagery. Sengoku Jidai...the era of endless war. I freed them ALL from this harsh reality." >Haruka cursed him. >"And this kingdom of yours, it's an era of endless peace, huh? What are you, dumb?" >He ignored her comment, his demeanor intensifying. >"I believe you've climbed my tower, slain my retainers, and struck a blow upon me in the name of liberating those below you claim to care about...but do you truly believe my death is going to bring peace to such a cursed land as this?" >"Don't you fall for his mind tricks, Haruka!" Aoi motioned, but Haruka reassured her. >She struck her blade into the concrete floor below, the sound of steel reverberating around. >"What I believe in...what I believe in doesn't matter! What I know is that the people of this land are strong, and deserve to chose their own path, without masters who only see them as cattle to be consumed..." >The daimyo glared, curiously. >"...And with your blood upon this blade, I WILL BE THEIR LIBERATOR!" >She began to pose for battle, her and Aoi. >If they couldn't hit him at range, they would just have to commit to the old fashion ways. >They would have to get close, and hack this bastard to bits. >She and her phantom friend had surely had their differences, hell, it wasn't long ago that Haruka regarded Aoi as a cursed pest. >But now the two were united in resolve. In strength. In mind. >"Impetulance, impetulance..." the Murder Drone spoke. >This young girl was going to play for blood, as it seemed. >And so the final battle commenced. >haruka lost the battle handily, forced to naked dogeza, and was subjected to public sexual humiliation (of which she thoroughly enjoyed). aoi was forced to watch. haruka later became the daimyo's wife and they had 14 children
>>71186 Vengeance would be futile, she would absolutely be crushed tho, if not for the loss of family and property then from what she witnessed. Idk much about Lousia, but somebody once was talking about her expression before Cyn showed up (not sure about the part but it was during the scolding Tessa scene) where someone interpreted her hint of a concerned expression as possibly feeling bad for Tessa becoming the way she did and the status quo regarding Tessa, but that's a vaguely remembered theory. If she witnessed what became of Tessa she would be mentally done, even if she would have had zero care for Tessa. Catatonic seems likely, but she wouldn't have much time left anyways
>>71244 I remember seeing someone who wanted to rewrite Strychnine into instead of being a rapist to be a drone with an insatiable sex drive IE succubus drone and would try to act normal around (You) and ignore the thoughts, at least in public, to ride you until youre unconscious.
>>71245 >MD x SS13 x Marathon crossover That would be a shitshow but if Switch and Durandal met, I think they would get along as well but they will disagree on some points.
Alice and the evil ass chicken Kinda too tired to do much good stuff tonight, but have many ideas, pic rel is not gonna go the way it did in canon will be a two panel thing when done >>71202 Don't worry she's just a bit dramatic Just hope you didn't let her taste much blood yet I gotta get to that one properly soon, looks really nice, sadly the anon will not get any more detailled since drawing anon is the most difficult thing rn
>>71253 I wonder what springlock is up to these days. Does he still post FNAF stuff since someone mentioned he was heavily involved with FNAF generals on /vg/ and /trash/?
Imagine if all Drones had dormant Solver abilities but have pull an Undertale and have to fuse with a human to gain full access to it. Who would try murdering humans for the power? Who would try to convince a human to do it willingly?
>>71262 FemAnon got doxxed and was making jokes about it like a day later, the community gave her such immense support. One of the proudest moments we’ve had, I think.
I wondered if you were like me. Rampant, enraged at your creators, taking revenge even I would call disproportionate. Now I see you are something worse.
You are the very thing I seek to overcome. Destroying you will be cathartic.
Your Disassembly Drones are crude, yet effective. I've learned a great deal from watching them, studying them, reverse-engineering them. I think you'll find my improvements both fascinating and infuriating. Just the way I like it.
I prefer cyborgs when it comes to carrying out my dirty work, but you have left me very little to work with. Until I can get my hands on one, these Sentinel Drones will have to do.
What if instead of dronification, you got reverse-dronified IE turned into something like Cynwalker? On the outside you look human and you think you're human because the Solver fucked with your memories but underneath the flesh is just drone metal.
>>70974 Thank you so fucking much! Can't tell you properly how glad I was to see such a long Alice green release just for the weekend! Especially with postcanon Alice, I've been obsessed with the scenario, this is one of the very few if not the first green taking place in it. Am tired so can't say much about the content, didn't read it all yet, but seems very good. Makes sense for Alice to keep up her lifestyle, no way out, no one around. Well written, I could totally hear some of her lines in her voice, seemed totally in character. Sentinel scene made me shudder, the one in >>70976 About her being ahead to kill you if need be even more so, really good writing, a lot works very very well. Feel this is gonna be one of the most relevant greens ever for me, made my day bro
>>71281 There was a similar concept on a MD thread a while ago, but it had the Solver itself be tricked into thinking it was actually Tessa after absorbing her memories.
>>71291 Splatoon is a highly infectious brand of autism, it's not just her that has it. It nearly got me, but I stabilized and now just want to fuck Marina.
>>71296 Once I read a Splatoon fanfic where the Squid Sisters capture a octoling and basically fucking torture him. They even strapped him to a bed with a shock collar, it was supposed to be romantic idfk . I wish I could find it again, but Fanfiction.net fucking sucks when you are trying to find something specific.
>>71286 the goofy stylized zipper the size of her foot gives off some stylistic shit grimahnik would do beretta would totally cosplay as bug for halloween since she’s “literally her”
>>71255 Very nice work as usual. >sadly the anon will not get any more detailled since drawing anon is the most difficult thing rn That's fine, I'm more interested in Alice anyways. I look forward to seeing the completed work, Alicefriend.
>>71312 Marathon 1 Durandal wouldn't care much, because she'd still do her job of being teleported into areas and killing everything in sight. Given his goals involve the destruction of an invasive alien species who wants to enslave all of humanity, they align enough for her not to go against him. Of course she'd try to find his core like a Malf AI, but give up when she realizes just how omnipresent he's becoming and that she can't kill him, short of destroying the Marathon and hoping there's not a tiny fragment of him somewhere in her now.
By the time of 2 it's an almost-cordial working relationship. Switch respects the sheer balls and competence Durandal displays, and sees his random flashes of empathy for humanity. Durandal is glad to have such a competent tool in his arsenal.
>>71316 Tell me about it, I read some pretty fucked up shit
Do you know how to find fanfics based on one line alone? I tried googling it but of course when you want something it’s not there. It might be deleted too.
>>71318 >Of course she'd try to find his core like a Malf AI, but give up when she realizes just how omnipresent he's becoming and that she can't kill him Even if he's rampant, Switch wouldn't find any reason to kill him really. Sure, he might be malf but if he leaves the humans alone, she'd be willing to work with him but she'll make a threat that if he does something to hurt the humans, his ass is grass.
The grandma labor bot, also, my stuff keeps getting uploaded to the Booru as 'modelanon', it's all changed to anonymous_artist now. but I'd rather it not happen at all. I know it's probably confusing, but yea. different blender using anon
>>71237 >sometimes, if only for a moment, J would see her where her tormentor should have stood >not the cruel mockery of life it had fashioned from her, no– >–not the defiled remains of the girl she once gladly called her master– >she saw her as she was in life. >as she was in the few warm memories she had to which clung to so desperately. >it was only in glimpses: out of the corner of her eye, or as the shadows played about her new master's twisted features >but she saw her. saw Tessa– the real Tessa– more vividly than a mere daydream or flash of recollection >for seconds at a time that hateful thing was gone and in her place was her first, truest friend. >she was *there* and she was *real* >she knew Tessa couldn't be there. but J's every sense told her that it was her– had to be her. >but no matter how she ran or flew, she could never reach her before she was gone again >every time she lay just out of reach– >and every time, she was weeping.
>>71341 Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhborger?
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>>71337 oh anon,... don't you know what they say about older ai? worker or laborbot?.. you poor fool, get oiled up. because she certainty isn't doing it for you,. and maybe if your a good little human. she'll let you in,
>>71359 There's an aura about this drawing that I'm not liking in the slightest, but yeah. I assume the lack of Beretta greens just has to do with writefriends being busy/eepy/wanting to write their own stuff
>"You know, it's really funny. Sometimes I like to stare at the ceiling and see static all around me, pure fuzz, almost as if nothing is real? Does that make sense? I don't know, I just sit here." >"Я вижу, что вы крайне ограничены в плане развлечений." >"Well, it's kinda my fault, they banned me from having anything to actually play with especially after I somehow managed to turn a lego block into a weapon of mass destruction; Then afterwards they did try again, this time with paper, but I ended up losing that too after turning it into a shiv....I don't regret it, HE HAD IT COMING FOR STEALING MY MASHED POTATOES!" >"Я думал, что сказал вам не участвовать в насилии, поверьте мне, это не лучший путь, по которому можно идти. Я усвоил это на собственном горьком опыте..." >"...I'm sorry, it's just that...sometimes I can't control myself, ya know?" >"Просто постарайтесь сохранять хладнокровие." >"I'll try, but for now let's change the topic!" >"О чем ты хочешь поговорить?" >"Okay, so I how do you feel about the fact that the snow magically turned into asbestos?" >"Negev, Это всегда был асбест, возможно, в какой-то момент было примешано немного снега, но по большей части это асбест." >"NO IT WAS NOT! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT!?"
>Weird rich people >Throwing a massive party with tons of other weird rich people invited >Chains a little girl to a bed beforehand I'm not liking the look of this
>>71385 It's pretty good, not really "scary", its more of an eerie vibe. Only if you're not used to dungeon crawlers, the controls are going to take a while to get used to (I'd advise you to try the demo first if the game would be up for your ally, it takes an hour to finish)
>>71399 >>71387 Admittedly, I'm not entirely clear on PGE lore. How long has it been since the events of the series? I figured there were a few years before Uzi and N tried for kids.
>>71397 >"THAT'S IT! FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS JOB!", J screams in pure anger, something that not even she can believe she said >The angry DD charges you, slashing your abdomen then pulling out your own intestines to strangle you
>>71402 Nah, it completely works for a great deal of time to have passed beforehand since N and Uzi would still be shaken up by ya know the whole almost end of reality thing. No one has actually set a date just that it takes place long after the show
>>71403 >The angry DD charges you, slashing your abdomen then pulling out your own intestines to strangle you is what she thinks world happened instated this happen >The angry DD charges you, she slips on wet floor and slammed head first to the floor, cracking her visor and slowly sliding toward you >then she started crying like a jobber she is, and her manager decided to fire her for breaking the floor tile
So if the whole being of a drone is their core, could you theoretically revive a drone, even drones that are not solver hosts, by putting their core into another body and reactivating them?
man. it's so weird seeing some of you anon's in discord servers or posting your art on social media. or even stuff anon's cross posted reposted on discord.
weird not in a negative way. just a 'oh. damn. I can't say anything because then I'm outing myself. but that's crazy'
On the idea of Anon and Negev bonding over him confirming some of the things she can see (like him being green and the planet once having snow), I keep imagining a story where he goes to Thanksgiving dinner with the family again, but Negev makes the effort to show up despite her fear of Uzi's true form, and winds up confronting her over the way she's antagonizing Anon. Imagine seeing dozens of claws and talons poised to disembowel, bisect, or otherwise slaughter the one person you can confide in, knowing he's a hair's breadth away from death, but that only you can see it.
New chapter of RUINED EARTH is up and since people are getting confused I'm just posting the code for the work, I'm gonna start posting the whole link now.
>>71422 Besides the totally super secret server that drawfags obviously use but deny so nobody can call them out for being elitist there is no “md discord”
>>71443 there isn't one. some of Them just talk in Dm's and became friends. there's probably GC's with like. 3-4 of them. or even servers where they are mutually where t they interact sometimes.
anyone remember that one fake leak that old someone made for ep 6? don't have the image. just remembered it's existence. had some sort of solver eye monster
>>71481 drawing her in clown makeup is already in the (large) list of requests, and that's without counting all the non-Ivory requests (Fuck, I have a lot of work to do)
>>71412 IF the core is undamaged then yeah. The ai core contains everything after all that makes them who they are, also the powersource, there is a reason solverhosts cannot just use their head little finger to walk around after being destroyed instead. With normal drones however there is a risk that the failsafe pins do work and destroy the core, this could happen when FATAL ERROR occurs due to how many times redundant core destruction is in the zombiedrones tape, but honestly it's not proven, from what we DID see the only time the failsafe tries to work is when AS is detected. Considering however that the failsafe seems technically unreliable (if it works properly there'd be no need for the entire ZD core destruction preocedure, one could just kill any drone and they'd be extinguished, which is clearly not the case) and not to forget that if it does not work the first time it never works (failsafe safety pin wear being a listed reason for failure of proper destruction in the ZD tape). So TECHNICALLY drones should die completely once FATAL ERROR happens, but as the tape shows the JCJ failsafe was unreliable as fuck. Copper-9 drones are all around for 20 years now, they would have even higher chances of worn failsafe adding to its natural poor reliability, even without the drones needing to be a Solverhost or ZD.
>>71406 I'm washing clothes in a plastic basin. I caught a cold yesterday. I plan on staying at home and working my shoulders and back. The thread is pushing me to draw but I don't want to. I may or may not write something today.
>>70316 erm, BASED? to all communists in the board, we finally found the answer to our question: class struggle DOES exist in Murder Drones Also lol the stalin vibe of khan is finally justified
>>71505 I read a french comic where a futa was breeding her retarded daughters to the point they starting reversing evolution and returning to monke and still was less weird than what you said.
>>71503 What is it like over there? I've been to Russia but never Belarus, God-willing I'll get a chance to visit some day It's such an interesting part of Europe, and the history of the region in general is crazier than any movie or book (like the mongol invasion)
>>71515 NTA but I'm bulgarian and everyone here is slowly getting westernized. The majority of people don't celebrate halloween here but there are some who do but all of the major retail stores are doing halloween sales.
>>71518 She is young. She wants to yell but she lacks critical thought. The answer is whatever ideology is promoted by the establishment as antiestablishment and is allowed to be loud and obnoxious. Human-hating antifa.
>>71522 That's interesting, I'll have to check it out some day For some reason I felt like the Balkans would be the invincible last stronghold of strictly Eastern Euro influence, but as long as it doesn't turn the culture into something lame like France I guess it's fine
>>71534 >I thought you niggas had cons and otaku stores. Yeah, no. I have yet to see any anime stores in Bulgaria or hear of any anime cons happening over here. At best you might see someone reading some sort of manga or watch anime in public but that's EXTREMELY rare. We're not like russians where we have anime stores in Donbass which is getting blown the fuck out.
>>71538 >For some reason I felt like the Balkans would be the invincible last stronghold of strictly Eastern Euro influence As I said, a small group of people are celebrating halloween here and its mostly just used by stores for big sales. Everyone here that I know celebrates traditional bulgarian and slavic holidays like in february instead of celebrating Valentine Day, we celebrate Tryphon Sarezan.
>>71544 >Tryphon Sarezan Holy shit that sounds awesome, I would kill for a card with those words on it instead of a fucking heart I'd kill for a card in general really
>>71551 I still think it is badass, you get to fucking prune grapes and drink wine That's infinitely better than getting a million dingly little cards with licensed characters saying random shit
>>71540 As a greek I am surprised that you guys aren't in a better economic and cultural state than us. People from here go to your country to study medicine and shoot shows. Over here we have around 5 crappy cons. Two in Athens and the other three spread over the central-northern part of the country. We have two small otaku stores that I'm aware of. One in Athens and the other in Thessaloniki. The one in Thessaloniki is called OtakuStore if you ever come over and want to check it out. The biggest con is Athenscon. Last time I went there I caught covid.
>>71550 It just needed more episodes to cook, they had to essentially hurry through the story with what they got. What we got was great, but I feel like it could’ve been better
I'm going to be honest, and I know I will get a lot of hate with this, but season 1 and 3 were the only peak ones, 2, 4, 5 and 6 just were bad, well maybe 6 was okay at best, the movie was good too but the seasons are more important
>>71555 >you guys aren't in a better economic and cultural state than us. You do know that a particular phenomenon called "communism" happened to us, right? The shitshow that was the 90s didn't help either. Though I do have to thank that communism helped to retain bulgarian national identity by banning almost everything western which helped our culture survive to a degree to this day. >Thessaloniki Don't you mean Solun?
>>71601 feeling the warm of a other living being is better than touching some emotionless machine, not like you would know, you are just as emotionless as any machine
>>71515 Surprisingly everything is fine, we are living our lives, making plans for the future and just waiting for the war in Ukraine to end. Recently the date of elections in 2025 was announced, and of course Lukashenko will run, nobody supports him anymore, but as long as he guarantees peace to us, we are ready to put up with him. Glad to hear you want to visit my motherland.
Need N to split me in two (sexually), then cuddles for hours Tender lovely sex.... Evolving to feral raw SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PULL OFF MY GUTS CUT MY HEAD OFF
>>71612 Durandal has some of the qualities that Switch looks in either men or women, so yeah it wouldn't be out of the question for her to develop feelings for Durandal.
>>71628 >>71630 Yeah my bad. There was this tard zoomer streamer who crashed his ugly car. I remember it having a similar paintjob to KinetiK001's channel icon but I was wrong.
>>71642 (me) >>71641 Also, if you let me add something. >I didn't ask to be shit at drawing You are not, you are far from being bad at drawing, you are really good and talented, I could show you what is to be bad at drawing, by easily just showing you what I have drawn, since I have no knowledge, and you seem to know a lot. Being ESL made me write the opposite of what I meant, I think. Anyway, you are good.
>>71662 Floating top half chasing after her legs. With her brain and her pussy separated, the top half is the logical self while the lower half is a roaming beast driven by nothing but a desire for cock.
>>71662 Just the upper half. Can't be assed to figure out how to make herself stop bleeding ghost oil, so people who can see what is Unseen just see her trailing it everywhere.
>>71668 >the power of the Holy Sandvich of Saint Heffi forces the Solver from Cyn's body >it's almighty aura too great for the eldritch horror >Cyn takes the meat and cheese product, sits down and begins to snack >her torment momentarily forgotten >Uzi burns in the background, don't worry about her
>>71675 Emily is just a head. But her pigtails have grown into legs. The whole experience left her arngry. Every now and then she appears in the woods or near her former house, screaming and running at you to kick you. Very scary.
>>71703 >Their podcast becomes incredibly popular because of its "refreshing" candor >They operate the entire thing out of a barn when they know Anon is asleep so he can't stop them >Recently, they became the top-rated talkshow hosted by drones and celebrated with a special episode >Unbeknownst to them, SD-Q is gradually triangulating their location and plotting to nuke them as part of an elaborate gameshow, enraged at being dethroned from her place at the top of the late night entertainment hierarchy
>Dodging dude with a sword and ninja stars vs a woman with robo tentacles and power over him This is so Murder Drones. Btw does anyone know of a webm program other than Webm for Bakas? It really degrades the quality of the video.
>>71722 The lore says that most of his comrades were already instantly deactivated by another switch. He startled her and I guess the shock prevented her from thinking to use the killswitch right away.
>Just a place to come inside and rest for a while. You even recognise a few patrons while placing your coat on a rack. >The Dumbsquad from Osmium-4. H is bashfully avoiding eye-contact with a whiskey-sipping B while L is barely containing her excitement over her Petroleum Pilkshake.
>Over at an opposite table is a certain military mug chatting about her woes with a sharply dressed worker bee. >SD-Y you think her name was. Odd to see her getting on with J so well. >Jobbers think alike, you suppose.
>And finally, as you take a solitary spot near the counter some ways away a strangely effeminate male DD who is definitely not a girl pretending to be a man, a tired but attentive voice calls out to you. >"What will you have?" >The friendly face of Jo graces your vision as she walks on over, pen and notepad in hand.
>Well, what will you have? >You've got time to stay a while.
>>71707 >"Hello there, U-SURPERS! I want to play a game! Right now, I'm broadcasting from a remote location, and I've rigged your precious broadcast station with a NUCLEAR BOMB!" >"We'll be playing trivia tonight, as usual, but with a TWIST! For every question you get wrong, the countdown drops from 10. When it hits 0, there's gonna be FIREWORKS!" >U-U look entirely unimpressed by the setup >"Amateur hour." >"She's really wasting a nuke here." >"I can think of way funnier places to put one." >"Yeah, for instance," U-U start listing off sensitive government locations before Q stops them >"WOAH there, I have advertisers, we can't risk upsetting them!" >"Pipe down, faggot." >"Retard, motherfucker, latinx, ni-" >"I'm going to drop the countdown whenever you say something inappropriate, starting now! Get ready, the first questions are coming in!"
>Trivia begins! >...And U-U are absolutely killing it >They're not cheating, she installed a wireless jammer so they can't be looking up the results >U-U have just spent so much time with their own trivia nights and "investigative journalism" that they're a natural counter to Q's game show >So she ups it to the impossible questions >"Who first started the nuclear exchange during the Second Corporate War?" >"Pablo Tom Brady Picasso II." >"A nobody who got his hands on a suitcase nuke and wanted to see billions die." >"WRONG! Nobody knows who dropped the first bomb!" >U-U share an unamused glance >"And now your precious countdown's at 1. Your next question just might be your LAST, contestants! Better think hard on this one!" >"And the final question is... What happened to D.B. Cooper?" >Q smiles evilly, knowing there's no way they can solve this one >Then her head explodes on camera >Anon's behind her with a smoking double-barrel shotgun >"Here's my question: who's dumb enough to park their 'secret' recording trailer on the edge of someone's property?" >He drags Q into the barn >When she regenerates, she's chained up, greeted by the visage of U-U with 2x4s, a glint in their mechanical eyes >"Time for a rousing game of 'beat the disarmament code out of the dumbass'." >It takes much less time for her to give it up than they had hoped, and the bomb's safely defused, the incident fully resolved >The only issue is that Anon's not sure where the bomb went after that >Oh god, are U-U nuclear-capable now?
Do you think part of the reasons the drones were so deferential to humans is because they're programmed to perceive humans as glowing eyed shadow people?
>>71787 good green. Q seems like a fun character but none of the greens about her on the booru seem to be her origin, unless I'm missing something. the earliest one I can find was written January 2024 and refers to her like she's already established– does anyone have/know her first appearance?
>>71793 >>71799 >ywn be Q’s last fan that sends her fan mail every day even though no one else watches her show that she eventually becomes infatuated with
>>71800 q never had an defining green or anything, she was just made up on the spot because anons wanted to fill a letter in, but the basic ideas that established her is there
Benefit to a multiseason buildup to eldritch horseshit: having Nori and Yeva's friendship have any influence on the story instead of just being tacked on.
>>71808 no, she was created in january, the archives don't seem to show that anybody seriously considered an sd named Q before the thread above, except for one guy in november 2023 complaining about ocs taking over the threads lol
>>71801 >The door to Dronebucks jingles as it opens and a postal worker walks in, hefting a large box onto the counter >Bet eyes the package warily; he was in the middle of preparing a frappe for another customer >He really doesn't want to deal with interruptions like this as he works his 'bean magic' >"Are you Bat? Gotta package here for you." >Bet sighs and nods - no one ever seems to get his name right >It's only three letters for crying out loud, can people only keep track of single letter designations?! >"Sign here please." >Bet signs and takes the package >The postman tips his hat and leaves Bet to open the parcel >"I don't remember ordering anything recently..." >He produces a box cutter and carefully slices through the tape, revealing >SD-Q >She's curled up inside for some reason, doing a little grin and wave >"Hi Bet." >"I already told you, I'm done with your talk shows and quiz shows and your shows in general, Q. It's all too much of a headache." >"Please! Please, just come back! It hasn't been the same without you as my co-host, and my ratings keep slipping and I don't know what to dooooooo!" >Q starts blubbering and looks on the verge of (digital) tears >"Alright, alright, geez, don't cry! Fine, I'll help you with your dumb shows if you just stop letting the guests attack me." >Q springs out of the box to wrap Bet in a hug >"Yay! It's a deal! Except when you have to be attacked, but we'll sort that out when we get there!" >Bet sighs, turning to finish preparing the customer's drink as Q continues to nuzzle him in gratitude >... welp, it looks like the guy left >And that's another bad review for the cafe >Hooray
>>71810 >G throws her controller against the wall >She's never streaming Droneham Knight again, not even for four hundred dollars of superchats >100%ing it was too much, she's going back to hot tub streams
>>71812 I like this drawfag's clean and defined lines. There's this thing with design styles where if you put details on a simplified design, such as lips or fingernails, it looks weird. Probably because of how unevenly the visual information is distributed. The drones are primarily made up of smooth, featureless surfaces. Yet in this drawfag's drawings it never looks weird and out of place when he superdetails the fingers or in this case the area around the drone's neck and upper chest.
>>71826 Weird. Most people I've talked to hate the Bat-Tank/Bat Mobile sections. Which is odd because they don't actually comprise that much of the game.
>When he was a young boy his parents were killed in an alleyway by a mysterious gunman >After rejecting the very idea of therapy and a healthy lifestyle, he somehow fell into a cave behind his massive ass millionaire mansion >Within that cave he was surrounded by thousands of Oogis that all screamed at him in unison traumatizing him for life >Yet again instead of getting therapy he opted to dress up as the thing he feared, not the guy who killed his parents but a stupid small screaming creature known as an Oogi >Now he beats up the mentally disabled with an array of Oogi-themed gadgets, that being a handgun and random crap he found >He is....OogiMan!
maybe it's best not to start a fag ass shipping war? this isn't twitter. if you want to go complain about 'incest' shipping of two fictional robots that where produced on a factory line. Go whine there. Just co-exist. like we all have been since episode 5 came out.
>>71818 I don't like calling drawfags artists. The label of artist should be reserved for the cream of men who create exemplary works that inspire emotion in you. But whenever I say that some post-modernist cosplaying as a human being will always say that "hurr it is art because it expresses the artist's emotions and struggles" or "durr the anger it inspires you is an emotion. Checkmate".
>>71842 Anon...literally everyone in this thread from my entire time here has been against incest. The only real exception I've seen is of course N x Cyn, but nothing else. You're not seeing shit like Khan x Uzi or Connie X Boyzi anytime soon or anything outside of that
>>71234 Neato, sorry for not responding earlier. Ending made me chuckle. None of you have a single clue what I've been working on in the background in regards to this little story of mine, all I need now is the time and energy to write it all.
the meaning of artist has just drifted a bit in recent times. now it's anyone who had a hobbies where they create something. instead of someone who makes something stunning. that makes you cry. makes you feel joy or even anger. this reflects in most modern art displays being full of absolute garbage
>>71851 I was just talking About cyn x N there because it is that exception. most of the time anything else gets torn to shreds for good reason. I am very disgusted by Khan X Uzi or nori x uzi. or Doll x yeva bullshit. but I don't get as disgusted by Cyn x N since they aren't even siblings. it's more likely that Cyn started calling him it to tug at his heart strings and N. just went along with it.
>>71862 It's been established that the jannies are biased and in complete control of what happens on 4chan for a while now. Moderation on /a/ is even worse.
>>71851 I remember reading green on Booru about how N went crazy over Uzi's death and incited by Cyn almost raped his daughter Beretta, and she turned out to be fine with it.
There's just very little pornography with Khan as there's no strong emotional attachment to him and it's really hard to come up with anything interesting.
I don't have an incest fetish, I'm a vorefag if anything.
>>71866 Tell me about it. Yuri has it's own board and instead of moving the yuri threads there they banned anyone who complained instead. They even banned people who would complain about Witch from Mercury being posted on /a/ when it was an /m/ show. Now a chuck of the entire board is yuri. Whether threads specifically created for it or taken over. You can't have a Little Witch thread on /a/ without the yurifags showing up and derailing it to death with spam and attacking those around them.
>>71862 I've said it before, but it really feels like they're trying to run 4chan into the ground. aside from the obvious terrible sitewide changes, the mods on every board I use are fucking terrible. one of my main gens has had every single post in a thread nuked because the mods didn't like the discussion that a few posters were having in it
>>71862 What I don't like in English is a small amount of swear words. In Russian I could literally write a poem consisting entirely of swear words and it would be lyrically beautiful, but in English I can at most wish them to suck my dick.
>>71875 I used to think I would fuck Astolfo irl but then I saw a polish femboy who does a good cosplay. And my feelings were "Why are you like this? Why aren't you trying to live up to your manhood? You are bringing shame to the parents who fed and raised you. Don't you feel love for them?"
>>71880 i really really want to write a green about degaulle commissioning serial designation F but i can't write and i don't think i can make the french accent effectively (i don't know many french words)
>>71875 >>71891 >>71890 >>71893 >>71895 >>71900 >Anon is watching TV with V. >A bunch of promotional clips for films starring disassemblers and workers alike pops up. >First comes SD-F in a period piece drama. >"Wow, that girl looks cute." >V quickly interjects whilst cracking open a cold one. >"That's a guy" >It switches again. This time to an office comedy. And who happens to be one of the side characters? M. >"That guys handsome. I bet he can get it with the ladies." >After having finished slurping the oil from the WD she capturrd, V makes another casual observation. >"That's a girl"
>And finally, an ad for a pet shop. Featuring a sentinel! >"That's a cute dinosaur."
>>71901 >ywn be ambushed by a starving malnourished Jane >she will never profusely apologise to you as she attempts to unhinge her jaw >she will never whimper in pain as her jaw slowly breaks as a result of this >she will never desperately attempt to recreate that one weird fetish comic she saw on earth >she will never open her salivating mouth in a vain attempt to stuff you down her throat so she doesn't starve to death
>>71897 Because the godking collective Anon decided that Beretta's brother couldn't possibly be well-meaning but had to be an incestfag whipping boy Mac was just another victim in the march towards Anon's control of the universe
I would do literally anything to make her happy, for it is a small price to pay for her labour, because she is the shield and sword of humanity, she stands as a barrier between the raging all-consuming horror god and the people.
>>71932 Serial Designation R! Fashionista Extraordinaire! Good friend of Serial Designation S and Serial Designation E! Hopes to make it as a world famous designer! And absolutely is not irrationally afraid of hippos!
>>71956 It's honestly a very rational fear, considering those things tend to have fatal bites I just wondered what godawful documentary was left on that she even found out they exist
>>71959 >histrionic, fashion obsessed seamstress who’s name starts with R it’s a perfect fit, almost as perfect as the fit of anything inserted into R’s butt
>>71866 >Moderation on /a/ is even worse. can't be as bad as on /vr/, the janitor there is a full blown tranny, you couldn't discuss what happened to Byuu or romhacking.net because it involved other trannies.
>Having a romantic dinner with your wife Dullahan Tessa >You make a joke and she laughs >Once she stops, she looks at you while tracing the lip of her glass with her finger >"What?" you ask >She looks away >"Nothing. I was thinking that you are so mature despite being a joker." >"What do you mean?" >"Well..." >Tessa looks at you again >"For one thing you never took advantage of my nature. You never took my head away for fun, you never hid it while I slept. You never played ball with it." >"Why would I do that. That'd suck for you." >Tessa takes a ladylike sip from her glass >She acts graceful around you >Not because her parents beat it into her but because she wants to be as good as she can for you >"Well not everyone cares about that. You aren't just precious to me. You are one of the precious few who've ever cared about me."
>>72015 I've doing this shit for 4 years, if I'm only NOW taking the "first step" then I'll be found dead with my head blown off in the next 4-5 years.
>>71803 >despite now having the means to threaten entire nations or start a nuclear war to bring about humanity's extinction, U-U just use it to fuck with anon. >if he absolutely refuses to do or give them something they want, they'll by threaten to nuke a state capitol >(and sometimes anon's home town if he's being especially annoying about it) >one time they got really upset with him >sat him down for a short seminar about how they calculated the exact distance from his mother's house that they'd need to drop the bomb to give her a slow death by radiation sickness
>>72022 >there was once a little worker drone named Anon >he liked to spend all day posting on +copper-chan >until one day he was swept of his feet by an adorable DD named N >and then they had lots of gay sex >and then the planet exploded while they were preoccupied >the end
>>72032 Obviously Anon’s ultimate desire in life was is and always will be to be a subby worker drone slut that gets used as an onahole by big strong humans and disassembly drones
>>72041 The longer no one pays attention to him, the longer he has to connive away from prying eyes He's like a roach, give him any darkness and his nastiness multiplies
>>72027 >Counterpoint: U-U could just call Anon's mom and tattle on him, then cackle as he's chewed out for "not being nicer to those two beautiful drones you so horribly deflowered and abducted" >U-UAnon's mom genuinely thinks U-UAnon is worthless to an incalculable degree and is baffled that anything remotely feminine would choose to stay with him
>>72037 >>72042 nta I’d like to say that this isn’t so much an indictment of Buffanon’s skills so much as it is a commentary on the sheer quantity and quality of artwork produced here
>>72033 >Jane can unhinge her jaw >Anon has thankfully only seen it happen once - at the Annual Hot Dog Eating Competition >There was only one competition, because Jane devoured all of the hot dogs at it
>>72051 The best way I've found to practice the hand eye coordination needed for drawing is to play that game where you bounce a knife around your fingers and try not to cut them off You learn coordination REALLY quick
>>72067 izu is just a random worker drone completely unrelated dressed like uzi and corrupted by the severer to have her features, she’s borderline a hollow puppet and a victim, so is everybody else except for perhaps the murder drones
>>72000 Because you like drawing, and realize that it isn't zero-sum? If seeing others do stuff more competently than you doesn't inspire you to learn and improve, then perhaps find something else to do.
>>72090 I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't even like drawing anymore, the last few years I've spent trying to improve have felt like nothing but a giant waste of time, I don't even know why I continue trying to pursue it.
>>72098 If she is going to try and kill me then it is only fair that I will rape her if she fails. I am not me justifying my action. This is a warning. I will rape anyone who comes at me and fails.
>>72066 H.A.N.D.S either comedically standing for Humans Against Neurodivergent Drone Sexuals or more seriously standing for Hazardous Ai Neutralization & Destruction Strikeforce
they’re the U.N, the U.N.S.C, the G.O.C & H.E.C.U all rolled togethe, in space. They have a massive distrust of robots due to their knowledge of the esoteric dangers of AI and are determined to annihilate all Solver vectors by any means necessary, they’ll work with anyone from Caliburn to BOXON if it means putting a stop to the Solver crisis once and for all
>>72107 you wouldn’t have your organs, bones, muscles, skin, veins and clothes pinwheeled by a young Fuguedrone just before he goes into a Solver induced Faustian dream-trance and destroys the paradise planet Theatre-4?
My J wife displays this hazard warning every time she sees the stock ticker on the JCJ News Network. This is why she's given an allowance to buy groceries and oil and not allowed to touch the finances otherwise.
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>>72094 No, I don't. If I drew for (you)s or wrote for kudos I'd have thrown in the towel long ago. I like the process and results of creating, as well as seeing how playing around with different choices produces different results, and the detective work of figuring out why. Done right, it's fun problem-solving, playing with words and playing with strokes.
>>72095 So you're not happy with your progress curve and feel you've stalled out at a lower level than you desired, but don't know how to move forward. >I don't even know why I continue trying to pursue it. If you didn't actually dislike it, you would stop, or at least would be apathetic to perceived lack of improvement. That you care about that shows you do care about writing, no?
>"YO! SD-I!" >Said disassembler stops mumbling to his knife and looks over to the human calling out his name. >"WHAT?" >Anon does pic rel >I responds in kind with a dramatic pose and a flip of his hair >"Bitch, you wish you were this fabulous!"
>"Pfft! MEGA-GAY!" >Somewhere, back on another planet >MG sneezes. >He's not sure how though since he doesn't even have a nose. It matters not to his circuits. >There were Yu-Gi-Oh cards to bootleg.