/md/ - Murder Drones

Hello, European anons. I am a nocturnal American.

The drones would like me due to me being "nice" (no personality, attempts to appease everyone) and they would cuddle me and tell me I'm not worthless while also taking care of my entire life for me.

>>86040
hello fellow nocturnal Anon

>>86044
Fucking beautiful, love your art

>>86044
Magnifico

>>86042
How goes it, other nocturnal anon?

>>86041
>the narrator: “no I’m quite sure that’s not going to work, this is serious, the fate of the world is at stake”
>the smitten: “nonsense!, once these beautiful machines feel our sweet embrace they’ll be ours, I’m sure of it”
>the opportunist: “and once we have them where we want them, then we go for the killing blow”
o why are we even arguing about this?
o give it up, those drones are as good as cuddled
o you’re right, it’s not worth the effort
o exactly, line them up, then deliver the killing blow
o (explore) [call out to the drones]
o [leave the way you came]
o [approach the drones]

>>86044
Your art is always so pretty to look at

SD-B? More like SD-B ITCH

>>86050
no Q is dating ME!!!!

>>86053
Eternity trapped with Anon

>>86055
He also gonna get tortured

>>86039
his face is so cute here i can feel its roundness

>>86054
I strive to have your quality (and perhaps style) one day

>>86056
See
>>86009

Good luck, Anon is made out of Pataphysical Teflon

>>86060
No it (You) now come here faggot

>>86059
who u talkin to?

>>86061
>but no one reached out to grab Anonymous
>from where he stood, who could grab him?
>he wasn’t here, nor was he there
>there was no place, no events, no Anon
>in truth there was not even the underlying conceptual structures to support any of this things
>just text that bled green

>>86062
Mercurial, they deleted their post right as I made mine so now it looks like I'm talking to the vacuum of digital space

>>85807
Great, something to jerk off in this morning.

>>86044
Doll looks incredibly cool. Great job, anon.

>>86063
>until you turn around
>Anon was fapping to pterodactyl porn
>What shamefull waste of a creature
>At least they make excellent fertilizer

>>86058
I love her gun

>Be Chiappa Doorman.
>Daughter of a funny human and a drone.
>…
>Where are you?
>Everything feels muddy and out of focus.
>It’s like you’re moving through water.
>You look around you. You’re in a hallway, a fancy looking one. A mansion? You’ve never been in a mansion before.
>Things move around you and disappear or reappear at random. Are you dreaming?
>You walk down the hallway and look at the surreal imagery around you. You must be dreaming, there’s no other explanation for the weird things around you.
>You come across a door or what you think looks like a door. It’s hard to focus.
>You reach for the doorknob and push. The door opens and you enter the room.
>The room is big and there’s tables and chairs around. You look up and see something bright on the ceiling. A chandelier?
>Hold on. There’s someone in the center of the room.
>You approach them to get a better look. It’s a drone like you, they’re turned away from you and you can see the black and white dress and silver hair they’re wearing.
>”Hello?” You call out to them.
>The drone turns around and looks at you with a blank expression. They’re looking at you with yellow eyes, the same color as grandpa’s lights. You can see the two locks of hair at the side of their head and a headband. They’re dressed as a maid?
>You see them smile and they reach out a hand to you. What do you do? Do you take their hand? Should you take their hand? You decide to take their hand.
>The moment your hand makes contact with theirs, everything around you disappears instantly. No tables, no…nothing. Just pitch darkness.
>You look at your hand and you’re holding a…claw? You look at the drone except there’s no drone.
>Yellow dots. Hundreds of them peering into you. You’re suddenly filled with intense fear. You let go of the claw and run away from whatever that is.
>You don’t get far as you feel your legs get bound and fall on the ground. You’re lifted in the air by some tentacle. You reach out and pull on it to free yourself but it’s got you tightly.
>It’s at that moment you feel something watching you. You look back down and see something like a security camera looking at you. Your hands get restrained and the tentacles pull on your limbs to stop you from moving. It hurts.
>You struggle as the camera moves away and a blade made of bones comes into view. It aims dangerously at you. You scream for someone, anyone, to help you before the blade lunges towards you and---



>You scream and push yourself upright. Your whole body is shaking from fear.
>You look around and you’re in your room. You’re on the top of the bunk bed.
>”Chiappa?” You hear Kurt say and the nightlight next to the bunk bed turns on. You look down and see Kurt looking at you with concern. “Are you okay?”
>You flop back on your pillow. “Yeah. Just a nightmare.”
>”Same one?”
>”No, It was familiar to it.”
>You hear Kurt sigh. “We should talk with mom and dad about this.”
>”Hey Lucky?”
>”Yeah?” He replies back.
>”Can I…come down to you? I don’t wanna sleep alone right now.”
>A second of silence. “Yeah, sure.”
>You climb down from the top of the bunk. Kurt moves his blanket and motions for you to come. You enter and feel the blanket move on you and Kurt’s arms wrap around you.
>”I don’t know what you’re dreaming Chiappa but I won’t let it get to you.”
>His words and how carefully he wrapped his arms around you calm you down and you feel better.
>After that, you went back to sleep and didn’t dream of anything else.

>>86060
Mf got jobbed by a bar of soap

>>85550
Anon, will there be greens about Y and her squad soon?

Goodnight anon

Shit. Still alive.

>>86076
You don't get to die.

>>86074
>Y and her Goon Squad

>>86078
Heh, goon squad

>>86070
What would Cyn be getting out of harassing her "niece"? Sadistic enjoyment?

>>86071
My favorite drone diva KYAAAAAA!!!

>>85973
Man, that's cute.

>>85975
Orgy.

>>86069
Fang > Emily

>>85981
But most anons liked the comic and aren't claiming you spoiled someone.

>>86040
Hello, anon, go to bad, please, you need sleep to work tomorrow.

>>85983
Thank you, anon.

>>85917
someday I want to run away
toooo the world of midniiight

>>85951
>Mac starts telling you about his past
>How he was a sweet, well-meaning child until a bunch of Anons remade him into a monster
>You look at him as sympathetically as you can before saying
Just put the fries in the bag bro

>>86091
Take change from the donation jar while you're at it

>>86016
It depends on how you like it anon, if you think it really makes things better, do it.

>>86093
I think you replied to the wrong post

>>86050
Overexcited quizmistress and tired millennial is a good ship

>>86092
>You grab a fistful of coins out of the donation jar while Mac watches
>You can't get your hand out while it's closed into a fist though
>After a second of silent staring, you pet go of the change and take you hand out
I just want you to know I would've done it.
>You take you food and walk off
>Mac just sighs

>>86039
They look cute.

>>86099
This is the part where you sit down to eat in the restaurant, but instead of using a napkin you wipe your hands all over the table, then go to the bathroom and make sure to miss the toilet

>>86070
Finally some green about Chiappa and Kurt, thanks, Anon.

Brother and sister are pretty close, aren't they?.

>>86104
>Spoiler
I don't like that

>>86103
Nah, you don't even go to the bathroom. You pull down your pants, make direct eye contact and take a steaming liquid shit on the table, then smear it all over the windows and furniture before washing yourself with the ""snow"" outside

>>86069
Snoot game! Anons self-organized, created a studio, and made a game just to mock another game with a millions dollars budget, and yet, their game became even more popular than the one they were mocking. In my opinion, a true phenomenon.

>>86104
Be careful what you insinuate, we already assassinated one OC's character like that

>>86078
„Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen“ • Soldatenlied [+Liedtext]

Die schwarze haufen Y?

>>86081
Capitalist bitch.

>>86106
🤨📸
That's a little bit much I think, plus that's exactly what actual retards do
You're not trying to antagonize the other patrons, just Mac

>>86095
Fuck.

>>86098
Cyn is really fucking creepy here.

>>86102
Fucking sexy Australian pussy.

>>86108
Who?

>>86107
You know, that's actually pretty fucking cool.

>>86116
We don't talk about it. It is for the best

Your fortune: Outlook good

FUCK YOU!
>Un-Drones Your Anon

>>86119
Now I am sad.

>>86104
Anon...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

I'm about to make you sadder, boy!
>UnDrones Your Drone

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>86123
You heard me the first time, you dirty fortune whore

>>86124
Oh no....

Goodnight, American anon.

>>86127
That guy's really muscular. I should copy that.

>>86115
>touching it makes them explode

>>85857
These aren't fun ideas. If I followed them I wouldn't had fun or amused others with stuff like Y taking a day off or playing the piano in remembrance of her dead lover.
Why don't you write stories anyway?

>>86074
Idk, I write as the despair forces it out of me.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Torture a drone's favourite human in front of their eyes and traumatize them!

>>86133
The fortune have spoken

>>86133
>Torture Ivory by tying her human husband in front of her and kicking him in the nuts until he's become infertile, effectively eliminating the chance of her ever becoming a mother.
>Every single night, she cries herself to sleep, knowing that her hot young stud of a hubby won't ever be able to get her pregnant.

>>86136
This is Tiny Tina levels of horrible.

>>86137
Why don't she just ask holly to give her husband balls back?

I'm so fucking tired of them pushing Christmas out early, like come on, it's not near December yet. I can't tell you how many times I've bumped into a Christmas Drone at the mall. Stupid fucking shiny red bastards keep throwing snowballs and tinsel at me

>>86141
Kek. He should've rolled a better fortune

It's morning, I'm no longer drunk, I take back everything positive I said about you. I hate you, go fuck yourselves, cunts.

>>86143
Are you a Aussie?

>>86137
Well, actually, even now we have the technology to squeeze at least some healthy spermatozoa out of the eggs, and the technology to make fertilisation 100% possible.

>>86146
They look like madness combat grunts

>Another human decides to torture Sentinel Technician Anon infront of Pavo.
>Not a minute after what remains of the other human is a pile of smoking meat with Anon in Pavo's arms.
>While his mission is to defend humanity, he believes that some humans have to go for everything to be okay.

Would a drone turn into a drone zombie if infected with the T-Virus? Even non-host WDs seem to be organic to some degree so I think it should be possible for drones to be zombified if infected with the T-Virus.

>>86143
Die in a fire, you stupid bitch.
I still love you <3

>>86150
What about blacklight virus instead

>>86150
I don't think man-made viruses can affect solver-flesh, anon.
It's all seemingly just nanites anyway.

>>86153
Only some eldritch or supernatural virus can effect solver flesh

>>86144
No, I'm a balkaner.

>>86148
I can't draw for shit.

>>86143
Fuck you, bitch.

I still love you, anon.

>>86154
>headcanon

>>86159
kill yourself, im not gay, anon

>>86160
>Martha and Tessa are lonely
>They are open to the idea of sharing a man
>You get two women for the price of one
>You love them both and make them happy

>>86163
Stepdadanon is a damn lucky man.

>>86161
why don’t you come over here and kiss me on my mouth, I’m feeling sexy today

>>86163
>You wake up
>All of your 2 nutsack are drained

>>86168
>But that doesn't mean round two won't happen.

>>86169
>Anon sure is lucky he has that third testicle
>... what do you mean 'that's a tumor'?

>>86150
>Even non-host WDs seem to be organic to some degree
do they?

>>86171
no, he’s being retarded

>>86155
>>86165
Death to the EU. Burn the tyrants along with their flag. Drive out the invaders and dismember the traitors.

>>86168
You ration the sex and sleep in separate the beds so you won't die. The rest of the love will flow freely because anon has a big heart.

>>86174
ok, you sound like a REAL faggot
I think it's safe to assume you are a shitskin negroid

if Negev caught on to the fact that she's also a solver nightmare creature wearing the face of a drone, what would the mental breakdown look like? would she just self-destruct, or go on a murderous rampage?

>>86176
negev becomes 1% normal

oiled up drone cheeks

>>86109
Based

>>86174
I hope the ukrainians bomb Moscow with drones again, Ivan.

>>86181
>kamikaze worker drones

>>86155
Did you drink a whole bottle of Mastika Peshtera?

>>86183
Lucky guess

>>86182
>You strap a screen in front of their visors that plays Eight Crazy Nights on repeat.
>By the end of the second replay they're already setting their cores to implode.

>>86176
Negev needs a hug

>>86058
>i missed a line between doll's left hand pinky and middle finger whoopsies
Should probably do something about that.

>>86181
Actually it wasn't I replying to you, but since I'm here and I am so kind, I remind you to dump the poop bag now, piggy, it's dark and the TCCs will have a hard time mobilising you.

again with this shit? this is /md/, fuck back off to /pol/

>>86192
Take perventine, my German grandfather says it's good for speeding up the brain.

>>86176
Speaking as one of the two main Negev Anons, my idea for Negev's canonical reaction to that is still the one laid out in >>68300 and >>72248: absolute despair, followed by acceptance of both her own nature and her mom's.

>>86192
Don't worry anon, I still remember Amy

>>86195
that's a more hopeful outcome than I would've expected

>>86191
Yeah, let's not talk about this shit.

>>86104
he should've written incest with them yet he's acting like a fucking prude

>>86177
Funni

>>86174
>Death to the EU
Based

>>86201
>t. too much of a coward to harm anyone
even a used tampon is more useful than you

>>86203
Shitskin

>>86205
you wished, faggot, now fuck off back to /pol/, this is a place to talk about murder drones

Harper protecc

>>86199
Fuck you nigger

>>86148
>they hated Hank, for he just killed them lol

>>86211
>he would later admit to having a good time doing it

>>86204
Good day, anon. Doll with a Kalashnikov rifle winks when looking at the viewer(if you don't know how to draw weapons, then Doll just winks when looking at the viewer), please.

Good morning, American anon.

>>86189
>>86192
I agree that one should let people write one's OCs, provided it's done with some respect. I still think I like Y and her squadmates' shenanigans as they are.
Honestly would be better if they'd just focus on making their own OCs, if the writing experience is that compelling to them.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Will all humans be destroyed and will drones receive no drone uppies?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>86217
Okay, whatever you say fortune bot.

>>86218
it’s taunting you

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Will HoDR force all humans to give drones uppies?

>>86131
>>86189
there is an easy solution to this problem
>write whatever you want
>if people like it then its canon
>if people dont like it then its not canon

>>86221
but what if people want both

>>86222
Give them knives, the survivors will define the canon.

>>86115
Throw a unpinned hand gernade and see what happens to them.

>>86224
>>86204
Regular, non-flowing Doll hair instead of flowing outward like it is in the pic and the final version, if it wasn't clear.

Fun OC Fact: when wounded, it may look like Negev bleeds oil like any other drone, but she actually bleeds black blood!

>>86222
then they are both canon

>>86227
Wouldn't the same apply to Beretta, since they both filed up with eldritch meat to the point where they're organic lifeforms in robot skin?

>>86221
>if people like it then its canon
>if people dont like it then its not canon
Official murder drones whould have been made like that, based on fhese threads

>>86222
then they enter a state known as "Schrodinger's Canon" wherein simultaneously one, both, and neither of them are canon until a subsequent green acknowledges/ignores them and is adopted into canon

Elf hugging Avre!

>>86229
>they're organic lifeforms in robot skin
I came looking for robo sexo, and find nothing of value, oh well, there’s always more better places to find robo sexo

>>86229
I never felt it this way

>>86233
>SIGNALIS Artifact ending

>>86236
????

>Hey!! the glitchinn leaker is back!!! >https://gofile.io/d/QAK9XR
Can someone check if this is a virus?

>>86221
Weird anyone's even trying to co-opt an OC. Write what you want but don't expect anything from a character's owner, especially if they haven't notably given the OC to the threads like Beretta.

>>86238
Gonna risk it, give me a minute.

>>86191
Fine! I'm going to /pol/!
>Go to /pol/
>First thread I see asks why australian women are crazy
I'm back from /pol/. I crave Tessa.

>>86233
What happens if N manages to get in? Or V? Or J?

>>86243
none of them are invited

>>86221
You can like someone's character and write stuff for them but don't assert anything you make as a higher canon than the person who originally made the character. At that point, just make your own character.

>>86246
>>86248
Thanks, can you post more?,

>>86254
>>86253
>>86252
>>86250
>>86249
>>86248
That's hot

>>86053
Just tell Cyn "just get confident lol" like Uzi did.

>>86106
this is the part he locks the doors behind him grabs you and turns you into his woman
by the end of it you can’t help but feel that you kind of enjoyed getting sexually assaulted in a mcdonalds restroom

>>86257
that’s some beta stuff right there, dominant he’s prostate with a tire iron

>>86258
That’s gay.

>>86259
that's because your a beta cuck

>>86248
>>86249
>>86250
>>86252
>>86253
>>86254
Neat, Still hoping someone leaks the official models one day if they never come back around for another season.

>>86247
Just a normal, chill Doll chatting with a twitchy but otherwise fairly calm Negev, is my idea.

>>86256
*git gud

>>86053
Who is crying about this? AS deserved way worse

>>86247
big flying AK gonna kill doll dead, like he did to her parents

>>86261
The face gives the message of
>You clearly don't have a drone gf

>>86268
Kek, Doll with her small rifle against the levitating 20 foot AK

>>86272
Tiny!

>>86272
>"I hope the humans aren't sitting pretty there on Earth" - Evil Uzi

>>86269
She really does look cute in any outfit.

>>86247
Thank you, anon. Doll looks cute yet now.