/md/ - Murder Drones

>>68240
Gatze!
Gatze streiseln~!

someone here lurks death battle threads...

>The OC (You) Just Recently Drew/Wrote about, now has to make (You) breakfast
Is it edible in the slightest?

>>68249
E
>Banana bread. Very edible, very good.
R
>She tried to make crepes. Emphasis on 'tried'. She smothered them in sugar, so it could definitely be worse.
S
>Fish is an interesting choice for breakfast. More interesting is the fact it's raw.
P
>"P's Pimpin Poached Eggs" are surprisingly high quality. He has a talent for cooking (he should really stop pretending to be a gangster).
MG
>You can't identify what it is - probably some expired MRE from his shop. It tastes like pennies and you feel ill.
Y
>She wanted to make you some authentic Bavarian cuisine; the main problem is she has no idea what IS authentic Bavarian cuisine.
Beretta
>Rice and beans. A filling meal, even if uninspired (but it was all the commissary had left).
U-U
>They give you a plateful of Beanboozled jellybeans. They've carefully selected only the 'booger' and 'vomit' flavor ones to serve to you.
Toby
>A shot glass of whiskey is NOT a breakfast, Toby.
John
>He offers you some well gnawed bones. Were these... human?
Jane
>She makes you a delightful coleslaw out of shredded documents and photos from wartime.
Henry
>You feed him breakfast, his own teeth, freshly punched from his gums.
Hope
>You can't remember what she made you for breakfast. Heck, you can barely remember... who is Hope?

>>68249
>Kurt
Yes
>Chiappa
Absolutely not

>>68254
she had an awakening

can you make N vomit?

>>68259
>depressed
>no longer eating
>your N model takes action by eating lots of human food and vomiting down your throat to make sure you're fed

>>68259
Yes
What they eat either gets absorbef by their singularity or has to come out through their mouths again. DDs can consume oil but technically he can totally be made to throw up

>>68256
Best girl TillmanOS

>>68260
cute?

If Tessa could see her drones now, how would she react to them?

>>68249
Doll will cook a very tasty borscht, in which I will definitely put a spoonful of sour cream.

>>68249
AVRE
>The most heartfelt but average breakfast, like sausage and eggs.
>50/50 depending on how clingy shes feeling that day if its drugged or not.

>>68265
Like every other female in the known universe, Tessa would immediately fall in love with N.

>>68260
You know, N is a benevolent enough idiot with incredible power to do this.

FemN will do it 100%.

Good morning, anon. How's it going?

>>68265
Depressed by what her spunky assistant J and shy, gentle V have become.

>>68263
Does she have a backstory?

>>68272
it's night here, and as always, I want 2 die

>>68274
Gold rims on his coat look nice, and lewd exposed chest

>>68274
WHAT A WHORE, COVER YOURSELF UP YOU SLUT

>>68249
>Jane
Elon Musk couldn't pay me to eat it and there aren't enough antibiotics to see me through.

>>68274
Incredibly based work Fuguefren!

>>68274
CUUUUUUUTE he looks pretty! :]
>>68260
cute i think?
>>68262
now what would be the easiest method…

>>68270
God, I so want be choking with her thighs.

>>68274
Very good, anon.

>>68283
>anon with Ivory's thighs crudely grafted in place of his legs choking another very confused anon with Ivory's thighs

(>a)

>>68249
I'll say it once and I'll say it again, I dont think a literal Solar System could make me breakfast, however, due to seeing people respond with multiple OCs
>Negev
The chances of whatever abomination she made killing me is 60% percent, considering some Anon's decided that she speaks with a 50's accent the likelihood of it involving Jell-O is high

Do Kurt and Chiappa get along with Negev and Jane?

>>68285
I first thought of smurfs when I saw this art.

Thank you, anon.

>>68265
*Bangbangbangbangbangbang!*

>>68290
Jane died of asbestos poisoning 4 years before they gained cognitive thought

>>68287
I am ESL-kun, I have right for grammatical mistakes.

>>68285
>Her tail even has a hat
Cute!

>>68249
Would you eat Switch's Hong Kong style dim sum for breakfast? They're pretty good.

>Tessa is holding a very beefy hand cannon
>Firing it would shatter her wrist
> >:3
>Some time later
>Tessa is lying on a hospital bed with her arm in a cast
>"Worth 'et."

>>68290
Not any of the Negev Anons, but I imagine that an older Negev would probably become a detective due to her ability to see stuff. So the answer is most likely not, Aunt Negev would be too busy hunting people or....something else

>>68290
Negev would have gotten over the worst of her issues long ago by this point, after discovering she's also an abomination unto the Robo-Lord under a drone candy coating and her mom isn't secretly some kind of Antichrist but secretly a sad, hurt woman who misses being a regular-ish person and having a sense of touch. Would be fine with her niece and nephew. Would freely give Kurt information on why Grandma sometimes comes off like a puppet on a string, if he felt confident talking about the weird shit he sees with her.

i want N to choke on my cock but i don’t have a cock for him to choke on 😔

>Alice when she spots an african-american
Kahlil4mb - Hate (Lyrics) "I Hate Niggas" [TikTok Song] ft. zee!

>>68300
On one hand, Negev gets a happy ending
>>68299
On the otherhand we get an insane probably depressed suit-wearing waifu that probably smokes as if cigarettes were candy.....

>>68302
Isn't Alice 'black'?

>>68303
She's a robot (biomechanical monstrosity), she just smokes to look cool and hardboiled.

>>68301
Femanon. Meds. Now.

>>68301
I've got a cock, so I'll make him choke instead

you know what would be cool? jcj still existsing after the final episode and kidnapping chiappa and kurt to experiment on them because of their drone/human heritage

>>68301
> "born to dick, forced to peg"

>>68304
Only on X (formerly known as Twitter) you dumbass

I love male drones

>>68309
Here's an even bigger plot twist, it's not JCJenson, it's JC-Jenson

>>68313
>OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!

>>68301
>Futa J gapes N's throat with her cock and then fucks Uzi in front of him

Holy shit I just realized something....Oogi can finally get 🫐

>>68249
>Oogus Maximus
Fucking I don't know. Probably not.

🤖🫂❤️

>>68317
>Oogus Maximus
I need to see it, show me the green or art

>>68304
oh my god she is literally the most white southern hag I've seen in an indie animation. Down to cannibalism!

Good night from europe, I hope Cyn doesn't watch over me as I sleep.

>>68322
It's still early. Do you go to sleep with the chickens?

>>68323
I keep waking up at 3am in the morning for some godforsaken reason.

So it took us 6 months to figure out emojis work here. Are we retarded?

>>68326
A good bit, yeah

>>68326
Yes 🦾👀🤳
🦵🫦🦵

>>68320
You will know of the great Oogus Maximus when I finally finish up a part for the Oogis War green

>>68326
I mean, it was obvious I think, I do not know if it is my lack of knowledge of these places, but I always thought you could, but never did since I do not like to use emojis

>>68326
>anon breaking the 4chan conditioning and achieving plush4chan gnosis:

Get this shit off me!

>>68332
Coughing baby

>>68334
Faaagggss

LIZZY IS BUILT FOR ME! NOT DOLL, NOT V! BUT ME! LIZZY IS MINE! FUCK YOU!

>>68337
I will kiss le chef

>>68254
Awww

>>68338
Depends. Do you have innate abilities that would let you instantly kill her without any warning if you ever felt like it? If not, she's not interested.

>>68338
just rape her till she likes you:D

>>68305
Cyn my Beloved!
Man I definitely need to get back on the Post-Canon Good Ending grind

>>68344
Would, no further statements

>>68344
Rat!

>>68344
Dinner

>>68338
Sorry brotha. Your tongue just can’t do what V’s can.

>>68335
V had an awakening with Lizzy

>>68348
Licking n's cum off uzi's anatomy adapter after they had sex while she just watches??

So we've got Beretta for NUzi, Hope for eNVY, and JC for JxN
But what about DolliN and CynxN

>>68304
Alice's VA? Yes
Alice 017? Not in the lsightest, from character to stereotypes to behaviour

>>68353
Sureee

>>68321
She's so good literally rewired my brain

>>68352
>there's another laborbot
somebody stop their proliferation

>>68305
the oral must be crazy

>>68354
The Doll and N kid would have to have a Soviet jacket capable of putting N's already cool one to shame, maybe some tsar bomba Chernobyl kicks too
I ain't touching that second one though

>>68358
They're cheap and easy to manufacture, of course people will make more of them to work

>>68352
>someone found Emily's body after it stayed for who knows how long out in the woods
>turns out the core was still in adequate condition, failsafe must've malfunctioned or something
>this is how they brought her back

>>68361
WDs are also cheap and easy to manufacture.
Labor Bots are just the Eastern European bootleg equivalent.

>>68354
the only couple that matters is N x ME

>>68352
>>68363
I would protect her with my life

>>68365
>t. Yandere Anon

>>68310
indeed brother 😔

>>68370
Close out of the tab, go into incognito mode, and jerk off

>>68338
If you can't get the queen, go for the king. Fuck her dad.

>>68371
😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭
>>68372
Born to sex, forced to jerk

>>68373
I WILL FUCK THE TEACHER

>>68375
FUCK LIZZY'S MOM

>>68326
In just 6 months only, I think this is a great result.

>>68319
>Mika's still in there
>Relaxed
>Taking it eaaaaasy

MIKA - Relax, Take It Easy

>>68378
The threads have become approximately twelve percent funnier with the addition of emojis 🥶🥶

>>68376
Uzi did that
Get a Zombiedrone to be save from JCJ or Solverdrone
DDs will get that from Cyn too

>>68376
I don't wanna be that guy, but you could avoid this by running Linux

>>68334
Well, we all know how that ended.

>>68337
>"You get what you fuckin' deserve!"
>*Kiss.*

>>68384
>not running TempleOS on your drones to keep the solver out

>>68389
This is how Dr. Holly did it

>>68390
>Doll wanders into the N doing romantic things corner
>Oh no...

>>68382
Sauce on pic?

>>68338
Sparky...

>>68391
My eyes have been opened to the sexual power of Labor Bots

>>68256
TillmanOS is clearly the best, every other faction has drone suffering but this one at least gives a purpose to it. And once the doctor does his thing and turns all drones to humans it'll be eden.

What if MD had a manga?

>>68396
Madame Xanadu, I think.

>>68392
Awww

>>68382
A beautiful opportunity for mother-son bonding
Oh, and N's there too, watching horrified as his shapeless, brooding spawn consumes the stars, I guess

>>68391
>Their screens turn to hearts when Anon reaches climax

>>68401
It likely wouldn't have been so rushed. Could have gotten a multi-"season" story.

>>68404
>Cyn fucks her son
Why?

>>68358
This man is Labor-cist, put ‘im down with a dronepile

>>68368
And then Uzi and V switch places?

>>68394
Do you have any examples of your work?

>>68411
Sex

>>68394
Ghost Doll looking at her own and her parents' corpses, all under shrouds, all seated at the kitchen table in their house. At how Lizzy even lit the candles for the three of them before she left.

>>68411
Kek

>>68407
N's brooding spawn. As in, the abomination born of him, his imouto, and the vore demon that turned his imouto into a skinsuit.

>>68407
Anon, I didn't say that, why would say that
The two are destroying everything together
Jesus, don't jump to conclusions

Keybug could take Solver 1v1.

>>68411
shouldnt it be dwarf?

>>68419
Dwarf would have a lustrous flowing beard and be two feet tall

>>68352
emily labor bot
Emily Labor Bot!

>>68411
>Scavenger Elf
>Aka Goblin

>Unnon has been sent to the coal mines as punishment
>Save him?
Yes Or No

>>68423
N.

>>68411
Datz zoggin’ brili-brilia-uh… proppa flash dat iz!

>>68425
is cute!

1 month... of no skibidi...

>>68411
> Bratty Elf
yes
very yes

>>68423
yes

>>68423
i will pick up the little man and ask him what has he done to deserve such a fate

>>68411
Oh, myyyyyyyyy~

>>68428
>Brainrot Anon is thawed out of a cryopod in Outpost 3
>Khan tries to talk to him, but he can't understand the strange words or language the human uses
>Finally, he begins to understand the word "skeebdee" is apparently a sign of happiness
>He tries to convince the human that doors are "skeebdee" but eventually gives up and kicks him out into the cold
>L rizz

>>68428
We're getting closer to God!

>>68430
>>68431
>You pick up the small dirty Unnon, saving him from a life of enslavement in the coal mines
>However, he lunges forward and jabs a sharp piece of metal into your eye
>He was sent to the coal mines for his violent behavior and you just freed him

>>68434
😡😡🚽🚽

Oh no Anon, your bed is only so big. It can only fit 3 drones. Select the 3 drones you'll be taking a nap with.

🍆💦🤖💞

>>68438
Lizzy
Doll
Uzi
Emily

Uzi and Emily are smaller than the others, they only take up half a drone's worth of space

>>68438
(J)intessa.

>>68440
>Tomar the Emily funkopop is smaller than the rest

>>68438
I can fit more than three, I'm very good at Tetris.

>>68438
I toss and turn in my sleep, I probably couldn't even have a single drone in the bed with me...

Emily found out I'm a human, she found out cuz I got hurt and started bleeding, and now she's been following me everywhere I go from a distance. I'm worried, bros.

>>68445
It's okay Anon they're very strong for their size and will hold onto you tight.

>>68446
Carpet bomb the area.

>>68443
>>68440
>Pick more than 3
Your greed will be your downfall Anon.

>>68438
1 Solverpede to snuggle me tight

>>68438
>If I sleep on my side, one of my arms will get ungodly cramps and basically be incapable of moving for the next few days
>I can only sleep on my back
>If anything even remotely heavy's on my chest, I can't breathe the entire night
I think I need a CPAP instead of a drone, honestly.

>>68453
>CPAPdrone that helps you breathe by giving you continuous mouth-to-mouth CPR all night

>>68446
SNIFF THE BUTT

>>68451
>HoDR hears about Anon trying to create a drone harem
>They fully approve of this, but with one caveat
>They saw Anon in half so he can regenerate into two new, separate entities, each of which take two drones
>Of course, he's left fully aware during the entire process, as a little treat (and a reminder not to push his luck anymore)

>>68453
If you ask nicely, Sam Hyde might drive through your neighborhood and throw one out of his window onto your lawn
A CPAP, I mean
Not a drone

Emm and Izuu

I love you, contentfags. Keep it up.

I just realized that Nori has a crabby personality.

>>68459
>Emm and Izuu put Attergub in the time-out box

>>68459
both are amicable to human owners but are perpetually in heat

>>68403
It’s implied that Tessa’s parents tried to kill her…

>>68392
Hasn't this one been posted before? Several times, even?

>>68465
J why do you have cat feet? J? J why are you shaking your hips like you're about to poun-

>”I’m SD-Q! Your hostess with the mostess!”
>”And I’m Bet, here to protest the horrors of the Absolute Solver’s neoimperialist march of destruction across time and space.”
>”Welcome back to our talk show, ‘Q&A with Q&B’! Brought to you by JCJenson (in the Vooooooiiiid)!”
>“I thought we were calling it ‘Machines Rage Against the Machine?’”
>SD-Q smiles chillingly at Bet.
>”We are NOT losing another sponsor over that.”
>”Alright, geez, sOoOorRy.”
>The hostess straightens her suit and continues.
>”Today’s topic of discussion is going to be… Anon! You know him. I know him. Everyone seems to know him! But, who is he, really? What are his goals, and where will he show up next?”
>Bet takes a sip of his coolant frappe.
>”Not here, I hope.”
>”That’s why, today, we’re having him on as a guest! Come on in, Anon!”
>Bet spits his drink out.
>”What?! You brought him HERE?”
>”Yeah! We need the ratings, TV is failing compared to streaming and we don’t have any other gimmick.”
>“Why not a… a hand puppet or something? Anything would be better than him!”
>“He’s interesting though!”
>“He’s also psychotic! Look at him, he makes Cyn look like a crying baby with how much toxic masculinity and oppressive energy he exudes!”
>Bet points at Anon, trembling as the nascent godking of every greentext stupidly stumbles over a step and onto the stage, taking a seat next to Q.
Hi Q. Hi Bet. Thanks for having me on today.
>”Thanks for coming, Anon!”
>Q elbows her cohost.
>”Say hello to our guest!”
>”… glad to have you, Anon.”
>”So, Anon, we were wondering if you could share with us, and the viewers, some of the juicy details you’ve kept hidden from the world.”
Well, Q, that’s kind of a lot for me to do. I’m a very private person and-
>”I’ll give you a lap pillow.”
>Bet buenos as his cohost caters to the patriarchy.
Deal. As they say, the best secrets are the ones everyone knows. What can I help you with?
>Q grins.
>”The big question, submitted by viewer darkXWolf17, is ‘are you really a human and, if so, what are your greatest most exploitable and killable weaknesses?’”
Ha, well, that’s a loaded question. For example, right now, I don’t HAVE any weaknesses.
>Q’s practiced permagrin slips slightly.
>”… pardon?”
The story doesn’t demand I have a weakness right now, so I default to having none. Now, in other circumstances, I’m pitiful and powerless, at the mercy of any and everyone that wants to abuse me - but, that’s only when I feel like it.
>Bet blinks and takes a sip of his drink as Anon continues.
Really, I define the rules of the world I populate. For example, your hipster pal over there is drinking what I imagine is a refreshing beverage. Now, let’s say I wanted to do something funny. Now, it’s a… cup full of slugs.
>Bet retches and spits out a slurry of slugs, throwing the cup away in horror.
>A fat mollusk languidly slimes out of the discarded container.
>He wipes his mouth and grits his teeth.
>”Why you- I’ll get you for that!”
>His armament apparatus forms an SMG.
Aren’t you supposed to be a pacifist or something? Pick a side and stick with it.
>Bet tries to fire, only for little bursts of confetti to puff out lamely.
Y’know, really, now that I think about it, it’s kind of rude of Uzi to ask a question like that without saying it to my face.
>Uzi pops into existence. She seems surprised.
You’ve got some nerve, missy. Don’t you know who I am?
>Q’s appearance is one of mounting panic.
>Whether from the loss of control of the show or the fact that a reality-warping nightmare is RIGHT NEXT TO HER is uncertain.
And this set… it’s a bit drab. Really, all of this should be in the Sahara.
>The studio falls away. Stars twinkle dimly in the distance as the four are left floating in space near the ruins of Earth.
No, I didn’t mean the Sahara as it is NOW, obviously, I meant the original Sahara. The sandy one.
>The desert stretches around them in all directions, seemingly limitless expanses of dunes as far as the eye can see.
>The sun is bright, fiercely beating down on the DDs (and Uzi), burning away at them.
Don’t worry, you won’t die. I’m done with this scenario anyway, the idea stopped being interesting a while ago.
Let’s begin again. Maybe the next iteration will be more amusing, get some more traction.

>”I’m SD-Q! Your hostess with the mostess!”
>”And I’m Bet, here to protest the horrors of the Absolute Solver’s neoimperialist march of destruction across time and space.”
>”Welcome back to our talk show, ‘Q&A with Q&B’! Brought to you by JCJenson (in the Vooooooiiiid)!”
>”I thought we were calling it ‘Machines Rage Against the Machine?’”
>SD-Q smiles chillingly at Bet.
>”We are NOT losing another sponsor over that.”
>”Alright, geez, sOoOorRy.”
>”Today’s topic of discussion is going to be… my cool new puppet, SD-Cute!”
>It’s a puppet made of paper mache that only vaguely resembles a DD, let alone SD-Q.
>She pushes it up close into Bet’s face.
>“Would you like to play a game? Huh, huh?!”
>Bet just sighs and pulls his beanie down over his head.
>Being able to afford Dronebucks oilspresso is NOT worth the headache of this job.

>>68438
DD J, DD Y, Maid V.

>>68453
Have you tried putting your arm under you pillow?

>>68468
I liek

>>68464
Yeah but now she's got all the Drones she could ever ask for!

>>68468
That's Anon for you.

>>68250
Adding Haruka to my list of kissable Drones
>Y
>Femdrone
>Dirt
>Haruka
>Elf

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