/cod/ - Deviant Promotions

Welcome to /cod/ - Deviant Promotions. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:

1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
- 1a) Western properties (Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
- 1b) Properties with a large Western interpration (Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
- 1c) Original Content in Western "style" (Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
2) Content not allowed: guro, scat, beastiality.
3) Don't complain about someone's fetish, just hide the thread (whiners get a week's ban)
4) Lesbian and Straight-shota are considered /pco/ material
5) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards

DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic

Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.

Board stats: 2482 total posts, 49 threads

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►>>10571

Bumped: 2023/02/03 14:20:31

Created: 2014/05/24 22:16:08

►>>418742

Bumped: 2022/12/17 12:30:07

Created: 2022/12/14 13:14:35

►>>418406

Bumped: 2022/12/07 21:37:22

Created: 2022/05/30 02:03:55

►>>418167

Bumped: 2022/10/20 02:20:37

Created: 2022/03/30 02:06:34

►>>11193

Bumped: 2022/06/15 05:03:49

Created: 2014/11/12 21:47:50

►>>11586

Bumped: 2022/05/06 20:29:49

Created: 2015/02/10 15:03:41

►>>10596

Bumped: 2022/03/18 14:03:57

Created: 2014/05/30 12:01:50

►>>10654

Bumped: 2021/09/13 16:54:06

Created: 2014/07/10 11:34:12

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►>>10520

Bumped: 2021/04/29 05:49:40

Created: 2014/05/11 18:14:38

►>>11680

Bumped: 2021/03/10 17:33:32

Created: 2015/02/25 13:25:30

zobsession !nXPrwn7wqc
Can't find the Chel smut thread, so here goes. Some kinksters on /co/ suggested I do an unofficial "continuation" of Road to El Dorado where Chel goes on the road with Miguel and Tulio, gains weight, and gets into all sorts of compromising sexy situations. I've been playing with this idea for a long time, ever since my original Chel story http://zobstories.deviantart.com/art/Chel-s-Story-1-379208885 and I'd love to give it another try. Thing is, I got the impression from /co/ that people want to see a lot of different things, from chubby to SSBBW to even a little bit of slob. So I'm starting this thread to gauge interest but also to see just how far we want to go with this. The floor is open to anything from "awkward chubby Chel ecchi" to "WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED WAISTLINES" level. The plot is also up for debate, but I'd like to do something where Chel travels between various countries in the 1600s (time travel optional) and ends up here, for obvious fetish reasons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockaigne The geniuses on /co/ suggested the adventure should go to some mythical place or other, and where better than the original Promised Land of hedonism and debauchery? So, go nuts! Let me know what you'd like to see in the project. This is predominantly going to be a weight gain thing, but I can make room for strongfat (per the original thread) and maybe even musclegirl, or anything in between. And of course any writefags who want to help out, pitch ideas or spitball are more than welcome. All hail our glorious, plump brown waifu.

►>>12063

Bumped: 2020/12/29 01:31:57

Created: 2015/05/15 17:20:33

►>>10516

Bumped: 2020/09/30 22:12:32

Created: 2014/05/09 23:04:48

►>>10519

Bumped: 2018/04/04 15:46:49

Created: 2014/05/10 17:52:03

►>>12970

Bumped: 2017/07/28 23:09:20

Created: 2017/07/28 23:09:20

►>>10779

Bumped: 2017/04/06 12:24:38

Created: 2014/08/01 09:54:11

►>>12695

Bumped: 2017/03/26 18:57:26

Created: 2015/10/09 15:19:22

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►>>10630

Bumped: 2017/01/11 09:56:53

Created: 2014/06/17 20:31:36

►>>12911

Bumped: 2016/09/30 08:28:45

Created: 2016/07/06 11:29:35

►>>12904

Bumped: 2016/06/22 20:36:06

Created: 2016/06/22 20:34:24

►>>12790

Bumped: 2016/03/10 09:35:04

Created: 2016/01/20 04:18:59

►>>12780

Bumped: 2016/01/06 06:57:01

Created: 2016/01/06 06:23:32

►>>12125

Bumped: 2015/11/15 09:40:04

Created: 2015/05/29 05:35:34

►>>10523

Bumped: 2015/11/10 14:12:43

Created: 2014/05/11 18:25:56

►>>10549

Bumped: 2015/10/07 03:02:05

Created: 2014/05/18 12:28:12

►>>10518

Bumped: 2015/05/23 11:17:30

Created: 2014/05/10 17:37:12

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►>>10539

Bumped: 2015/02/18 19:38:50

Created: 2014/05/14 11:23:08

►>>10578

Bumped: 2014/12/02 06:13:26

Created: 2014/05/27 13:17:18

►>>10607

Bumped: 2014/09/21 09:23:44

Created: 2014/06/07 22:49:50

►>>10868

Bumped: 2014/08/30 22:46:54

Created: 2014/08/21 07:04:39

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