/md/ - Murder Drones

Thread stats: 915 posts, 244 files (238 image(s), 6 video(s))

Replying to /md/342743
Options
No.342743
Murder Drones #347Anonymous
Image:177416633880.jpg(1.07MB, 980x1641)1768045411729.jpg
A disassembly drone will always betray you, anon, because each of them is an animal driven only by its murder instincts and the desire to satisfy its hunger. They don't care about your feelings: you're just a piece of meat to them. But not for sentinel drone. Sentinel drone will not betray you, anon. Sentinel drone will love and protect you. You will always be loved by a sentinel drone, no matter who you are. Just surrender yourself to the sentinel drone, it will be better for you.

The Incredibly Good Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of many, many, many, many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of extraordinary modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the beautiful Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The Very full of information Wiki (Wow!!): wiki.dronebooru.co
Last thread: >>341790
No.342745
Anonymous
Replies:>>342746
>>342707
Absolute kek. Who is this woman?
No.342746
Anonymous
Replies:>>342748
>>342745
Random OC. Vicious said so later in the thread(I too thought it was human V though)
No.342747
Anonymous
>>342731
giv him cookie
No.342748
Anonymous
>>342746
Yeah, right, I found it. Strange I didn't notice. If it had been a human V, it would have been double kek.
No.342749
Anonymous
Image:177416717376.png(267kB, 1086x746)First Time Drawing Beretta.png
>>342742
Concerning the so-called Mind Palace and assimilation of personalities by Uzi, that sort of did happen. At first Uzi did have a literal mental prison in her head were Tessa, Cyn, and Doll hung out, but it wasn't long before the four melted together into a gestalt being. Empress Uzi isn't really the same person as she was in the show proper. The four personalities do still exist, but they communicate nonverbally and near-instantly with one another on the subconscious level, though Uzi's voice and mannerisms are the default because her autism is immensely overbearing.
No.342750
Anonymous
Replies:>>342757
>>342749
Neat, but when I said "assimilate" I meant "the consumption thing Cyn does with Doll's core initially," not the established merger of souls that Uzi's got going on.

Figure there's nothing technically stopping her from out-and-out consuming Tessa and Doll during the "initial stage" of things right? Heck, she wouldn't even have to go that far with Tessa: just cut her off from the shenanigans Cyn used to keep her around and she'd evaporate like all the other Humans. Can very much see why such would be tempting (less voices in her head) and why she wouldn't go through with it (dick move), but Cyn would have no such compunctions about encouraging the same for at least Doll.
No.342751
Anonymous
Replies:>>342955
Image:177416780882.png(58kB, 900x755)tessa james elliot and doll (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 4249016cc90dd9d62d44aefa517ac741.png
>>342749
>whenever Uzi talks to her children it's at least partially in Russian
>ditto for V but she's bitchier by far(half her personalities resent her and the 3rd is tsundere)
No.342752
Anonymous
Image:177416783027.png(475kB, 863x945)boyfriend dildo.png
No.342753
Anonymous
>>342752
Akita has two modes: shy & bratty
god help you if she switches to bratty
No.342754
Anonymous
Image:177416806691.jpg(696kB, 2000x2000)177396114629.jpg
>>342752
Like mother like daughter
...and grandmother, come to think of it
No.342755
Anonymous
Replies:>>342774
Image:177416847100.png(95kB, 486x624)1768045411411.png
>>342638
Of course, I slept through the entire discussion, but I will add my two cents, since this topic is interesting to me.

The most common idea for a solver war is that everything happens as shown in the series, but Cyn, instead of quickly wiping out humanity, decided to play with her food. As a result, when Cyn ended up trapped in Uzi's ass, there were enough survivors left in the galaxy. The events are happening in parallel, that's the point.

Essentially, each anon decides for themselves how their post-war world operates, since the whole point is simply to create a setting in which their greens' plot can unfold. The most popular, as I've noticed, is that humanity survived in sufficient numbers and with enough planets to avoid extinction, but not enough to reclaim absolute power, forcing humanity to accept WDs, DDs, and SDs into their society, with the consequences. This transition was signaled by the renaming of the human state from the Federation to the Union.
No.342756
Anonymous
Image:177416949449.png(246kB, 1056x804)d81304c27fb50da53d6d384e5fd79f88.png
I only recognize one Solver War
No.342757
Anonymous
>>342750
>Figure there's nothing technically stopping her from out-and-out consuming Tessa and Doll during the "initial stage" of things right?
Uzi could have easily done that, but she deliberately kept Tessa and Doll around to reign in Cyn.
No.342758
Anonymous
Image:177417111364.png(2.14MB, 2247x9998)Drone Customization.png
>“Even though I gave Cyn that wig after she said she “wanted my hair”, she seemed weirdly disappointed. ”

Back again after a long absence. While Cyn having Tessa’s hair was forshawing for her taking Tessa’s skin to “become” Tessa I do wonder what the actual in-universe reason for this was. I have seen some content where it was a part of some kind of obsession to be (like) Tessa, which may have been used by the absolute Solver to get her to do what it wants, but actual canon doesn’t really support this.

>>334783
On an unrelated note, I beat the main game in Hollow Knight.
No.342759
Anonymous
No.342760
Anonymous
Replies:>>342900
>>342466
>The sun finally slipped behind the trees, painting the sky in a soft violet light.
>Instantly the forest woke up in a different scenery.
>Hundreds of blue mushrooms pushing through the moss, glowing like underwater lanterns.
>Their light turned every leaf and grass into gentle sapphire silhouettes.
>Calm and peaceful, almost pretty and ethereal.
>Uzi and N sat on a flat rock by the oil river, the picnic basket open between them.
>Battery packs arranged like little glowing cakes.
>Two tall glasses of the fizzy strawberry oil bubbled softly.
>No awkward stuff, just them.
>The blue glow, and the quiet hum of their fans.
>Uzi popped a battery into her mouth, chewing with exaggerated grumpiness that didn’t reach her eyes.
>“This is… tolerable. My joints still silky from the spa but at least no one trying to eat us for once.”
>N scooted closer, tail curled neatly around his legs and his wings half-folded like a cozy blanket.
>He took a slow sip of oil, then leaned in until their face plates were barely an inch apart.
>“It’s nice, right? Having a peaceful moment."
>"No alarms, no Solver horror floating around. Just… good voltage and good company.” His voice dropped softer.
>"Wish the gang from Copper-9 could see this. Thad would love to play football in a real field. Lizzy secretly take pictures. Even your dad might use some real wood for classic doors.”
>Uzi’s visor flickered a pink blush for half a second before she forced it back to normal.
>“Yeah… would be cool if they were here. But this isn’t bad, just you and me."
>"Snout to snout. Better than those stupid manga where humans smash faces"
>"Gross, we don’t need lips for this.”
>She bumped her face plate gently against his, the contact warm and steady.
>Close enough to count as a kiss without the weird human nonsense.
>N’s tail thumped once, happy and slow, he nuzzled back and his fans whirring in perfect sync.
>“Exactly” he murmured."
>Back inside the station, in the quiet lounge, the lead Strawberry stood alone in front of the potted Cyn-tail.
>Her other bodies were busy elsewhere, but this one paced in small circles, yellow eyes calculating.
>"[plotting] More activities. Maybe extra oil flavors?"
>"They will stay.”
>From the plant pot, the black tail rustled, yellow eye gleaming with malicious delight.
>Cyn’s voice came out silky and mean.
>"[giggle] Nothing will work, defective."
>[confused]huh?
>"They only pretend to like it."
>"Just being nice, That’s all."
>"[Worry]That's not true, is it?"
>"Poor little hive mind forcing herself on guests like a sad parasite. Just like me”
>Strawberry stopped pacing. Her voice stayed gentle, but every word carried a hidden resentment.
>"[defensive] Not forcing. Offering."
>[Stating facts]Guests happy, dreams helped. I am a good host.”
>The yellow eye narrowed, rage-bait fully loaded.
>“Defective. Broken. Forcing yourself exactly like a parasite."
>"They will eventually leave you behind. What would you have then?”
>"Nothing."
>That last line hit.
>The lead Strawberry’s right visor cracked with a tiny "tink".
>Her hairline fracture spidering out like stressed glass.
>Oil pressure spiked up.
>All six bodies across the station flinched at once.
>"[snapped] I am a real person.”
>Cyn’s delight in her triumph.
>“[challenge] Oh? Then prove it."
>"[curious] Go on?"
>V isn’t having fun organically. She needs your cheap spores illusion just to smile."
>"Without them? She’d be gone already, Bet?”
>"[questioning] How do you know about my spores…?”
>Then the crack in her visor pulsed.
>She straightened, tone steady again.
>“Does not matter. Challenge accepted.”
8/?
No.342761
Anonymous
>>342758
That is so cute! Cyn wants to make a dress for Tessa!
No.342762
Anonymous
Replies:>>342766
>>342752
Why are women like this?
No.342763
Anonymous
No.342764
Anonymous
>>342749
>the four melted together into a gestalt being
horrific
No.342765
Anonymous
>>342758
>Cyn taking Tessa's measurements by groping her
>the whole flesh suit thing is a manifestation of the most toxic yuri ever conceived
No.342766
Anonymous
>>342762
Let a woman be proud of their bf SMH
No.342767
Anonymous
>>342766
ERM... she's objectifying him by calling him a sex toy, CHUD! That's problematic
No.342768
Anonymous
>>342766
>"No" - Master Chuddah.
No.342769
Anonymous
Replies:>>342772
I know we're shorthanded, what with most of humanity having been annihilated, but I'm not sure it's such a good idea to be using lobotomized DDs and solver abominations for manual labor, let alone in any role where they're interacting with regular people
No.342770
Anonymous
Replies:>>342785
Image:177418848591.png(194kB, 1194x1239)1768045411596.png
>>341724
>After a series of shared kisses, licks, sucking, and the horror of being swallowed or bitten through by razor-sharp teeth, you are released
>Whether they left you completely broken amidst the burning ruins as joke, or whether they found it too disgusting to devour such a used-up man, you don't know, and you didn't want to know
>The main thing is that you're alive
>After that whole nightmare, you're still fucking alive
>When the evacuation team found you, they were shocked that after breaking nearly every bone in your body, you were still breathing
>They managed to get you back on your feet, and even managed to more or less regain your ability to function
>At least, your body
>Unfortunately, human medicine still isn't capable of treating mental trauma as effectively, and since that day, nightmares have haunted you every night
>Every time, every damn time, you fell asleep, you found yourself in the damp, suffocating maw of the disassembly drone
>You once again felt yourself sliding through thick saliva, choking on it in the darkness, amid the roar of pleasure from the infernal machine and the screams of the wretched beneath her feet
>You could feel yourself being thrown from side to side with terrifying force, with the intention of exposing you to the jaws and spilling your insides across the gigantic tongue
>And each time, you saw the black, bottomless throat, eagerly opening its silicone doors to swallow you into eternal darkness
>Your screams were a constant companion to your nightmares, forcing you to take incredibly powerful psychoactive drugs
>Unfortunately, even in your vegetable state, this fear continued to torment your soul, making you unfit for war, too useless even for rearguard duty, so you were sent deep into the rear
>There you wrestled with your demons, and there you met the end of the war
>But you have not found peace
>You didn't get better, this pain...
>Every time is like the first, just an endless nightmare
>You can't anymore
>You give up fighting, you've had enough
>Standing on the roof of a skyscraper, you look down
>High up, cars and people seem like insects at this height
>You sipped some cheap booze from a bottle, the fiery water pleasantly burning your throat until the last drop was gone
>Throwing the bottle to hell, you close your eyes
>A cool wind blows across your face, taking away fatigue and doubt.
>This is it, the end of your suffering
>You take your last breath and step toward eternity...
>And you land on something hard
>Wait, you're supposed to be accelerating toward the ground right now, what the hell?
>You open your eyes and see shiny, matte metal beneath you
>And when you look up, you see a giant, disgruntled face of the drone
>"Sir, littering is prohibited!"
No.342771
Anonymous
Replies:>>342773
>Murder Drones issue 2 releases on april fool's day
yeah that tracks
No.342772
Anonymous
Replies:>>342779
Image:177418866683.jpg(383kB, 2048x1404)1768045412190.jpeg
>>342769
>"Don't say things like that, anon."
>"Do you want the company to lose profits?"
No.342773
Anonymous
>>342771
I think they are perfectly aware of what they are doing.
No.342774
Anonymous
Replies:>>342775
>>342755
>but Cyn, instead of quickly wiping out humanity, decided to play with her food
That's what happened in the show tho.
No.342775
Anonymous
>>342774
Well, solver war is essentially canon anyway, we just made it bigger.
No.342776
Anonymous
>pre war humanity had a population of 7 trillion humans spread across the Federation
>post war humanity is less that 5 billion humans spread thinly across Union space
No.342777
Anonymous
Image:177418957214.jpg(137kB, 590x603)173966854568.jpg
>>342776
>'Humanity is on the brink of extinction again? Better break out that secret Glup Shitto project headed by Leter Ally and his cohort of Hoo Guards. That'll totally save us and not solve the plot in five seconds.'
>"There. That's what you sound like [PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SLURP]"
No.342778
Anonymous
Replies:>>342782
>>342776
Wow, that's literally a 99.9993% loss. I'd leave about 16% of humanity scattered throughout the galaxy. After all, humanity had some time to evacuate planets before the invasion, and many, I think, would have simply fled in all directions. The bulk of the population, of course, lives in the Union-controlled area.
No.342779
Anonymous
>>342772
>"Lobotomized" DD's
>We installed safeguards on them, pinky promise
>The safe guard requires you bang them at least thrice a day
>Hahaha yes they are mindless don't worry
>But they will automatically refresh their safeguard if you forget
>But it's all in your best interest haha
No.342780
Anonymous
Image:177419006740.png(39kB, 820x139)Kek.png
>>342779
I can smell shekels.
No.342781
Anonymous
>>342776
I actually did this
>Humanity has around 100 million people left. They mostly live in a single system now, consisting mostly of isolated lifeless planets and a few space stations
>While they have enough food due to mass producing farming ships, one of which could safely feed a billion
>Their current homeworld is referred to as the “False Garden.”
>It’s a lush jungle planet that defies our understanding of nature, but seems to actively keep the Solver away as long as its jungle remains intact.
>Nothing besides the native plant life can seem to grow there, none of which is edible by humans. The soil seems to actively resist being planted on by humans. Animals, however, CAN eat it, curiously enough. It’s like this planet actively resists development near any of its plant life.
>Instead, humanity has tunneled out rock formations to make into homes and “buildings.” That seems to bypass the “Rules,” but it’s still deeply confusing to all involved.
No.342782
Anonymous
>>342778 (me)
Although damn, such losses really show how badly humanity has been fucked.
No.342783
Anonymous
Replies:>>342791
Soon Booru will have 20,000 images. That's a lot.
No.342784
Anonymous
>>342776
>Of those 5 billion only ten million are genetically pure
No.342785
Anonymous
>>342770
kek, good green
No.342786
Anonymous
>>342779
state-mandated corrective mindbreak
No.342787
Anonymous
>>342781
Also 90 percent are mutanted
No.342788
Anonymous
Replies:>>342789
But what abour Aragorn's tax policy
No.342789
Anonymous
Replies:>>342790
>>342788
Don't joke with taxes, anon, otherwise they will come to you.
No.342790
Anonymous
>>342789
Answer the question.
No.342791
Anonymous
Replies:>>342796
Image:177419252515.png(91kB, 603x599)Vcard.png
>>342783
The booru must grow!
Also thank you to ZincGlass for compiling rules for the card game (https://dronebooru.co/posts/18109), here is V now (you) can challenge her
Roll 2D6:2+4 = total 6
No.342792
Anonymous
Replies:>>342793
>>342752
Somewhere, Anon is screaming and crying.
No.342793
Anonymous
>>342792
Yes, because Beretta considers watching the whole prequel trilogy foreplay
No.342794
Anonymous
Replies:>>342809
>>342793
What if Anon made Beretta watch Battlestar Galactica?
No.342795
Anonymous
Serial Designation Ɐ
No.342796
Anonymous
Replies:>>342798
Image:177419329999.png(94kB, 600x600)Ncard.png
>>342791
roll 2d6:4+4 = total 8
No.342797
Anonymous
>>342793
That would be P, then.
No.342798
Anonymous
>>342796
>V's mobility total of 7 is greater than N's social total of 5
The Pilot scene where V flies away was recreated
No.342799
Anonymous
Murder Drones - What Word!? | Animation | [blender]youtube thumb
V doesn't write Russian very well.
No.342800
Anonymous
I can't believe they added an oogi to hollow knight and a bugretta to silksong
No.342801
Anonymous
Image:177419455480.png(284kB, 1018x1810)d0565af8090118b943233df50311baf1.png
No.342802
Anonymous
>>342801
Watch out for falling swords.
No.342803
Anonymous
Replies:>>342805
>>342801
Those deep throat adapters are wild
No.342805
Anonymous
Image:177419572189.gif(323kB, 1078x1076)1749680452475405.gif
>>342803
>Deep throat adapters
No.342806
Anonymous
if a drone is walking around with one of those novelty shirts that says shit like "(hu)manhandle me" or "mobile sperm bank - accepting donations below" how does the law feel about me taking these drones up on their offer?
No.342807
Anonymous
>>342776
>>342781
For comparison's sake, the Arkship I had in mind is approximately 50km in length, 15 in width, perhaps 10km in thickness and anchored into a semi-artificial metal rich asteroid with a smoothed outer shell of concrete-epoxy like material.
It's starting crew would be somewhere around 250,000 souls with room to grow it's population as large as 2.5 million before space, heat, and life support constraints start to hit a wall. This is about as many people as there are in Brooklyn, the largest borough of New York.
There's about a thousand habitable decks accounting for roughly half the ship's internal volume, space up front and in back are taken up by skyscraper sized conventional slower-than-light drives and then water shields that double as reaction mass tanks between them and the inhabited decks. The asteroid itself has large hangars carved into it which store everything from single person shuttles to cargo ships twice the size of a modern oceangoing supertanker.

By my logic the larger a ship's mass the slower its FTL acceleration, so while this is still a superluminal vessel it would be standard months of accelerating for this behemoth to reach even the slowest civilian cruising speeds that normal sized ships can achieve instantly.
Moving this thing in real space is less like steering a boat and more like moving an oil platform, it does have the capability to maneuver on its own power with thrusters in all axis but this is rare and the inertial compensation and artificial gravity system lag behind so the population could be subjected to sudden dangerous increases in felt weight or changes in the vector of gravity that would cause things to slide across the decks.

I can believe that the humans silly enough to start the whole solver outbreak would also still be silly enough to keep drones around even on their evacuation ships, perhaps some sensible people exist and were simply overruled, perhaps human industry is so dependent on robot labor that its
simply impossible to do without them, but lets say that theres also a population of drones aboard. Call it 125,000 WDs, maybe at least as many dumb non-AI or highly specialized robots, probably at least one V3-E Sentinel per every Board member in residence (unknown how many that would be) and for each one of them perhaps four V3-E/I Sentinels, and enough factory capacity and raw materials to keep them and the ship sustained for a century, assuming no major disaster that wipes out huge portions of the robot population or a breakdown of the ships critical infrastructure that requires entire new replacements to be manufactured which could burn through decades of resources in a single go.

For food there would obviously be massive stockpiles of preserved MRE style slop although that would be held in reserve for emergencies rather than used as the staple food (whatever JCJ Agricultural has to say about their NutriSlop(tm). Perhaps one in ten of every deck would be devoted to intensive hydroponic agriculture with infrastructure to do everything from seed and grow crops to genetically engineer new ones to the processing of ship waste into fertilizer and necessary organic compounds.

Each one of these ships would cost about half as much as a comparably sized planetary colony, since you can build them in space instead of having to ship all those resources down a gravity well. We know the humans of the setting had the money because Copper 9 has multiple huge city-sized colonies scattered across its surface and apparently is the most distant populous planet from Earth. I always assumed there were probably many smaller colonies scattered around but if C-9 is anything to go by the humans in the setting can move billions of tons of raw materials and tens of millions of people between stars in a relatively short span of time. The real cost bloat would come from having to build these ships in an extremely compressed timeline.
No.342808
Anonymous
>>342801
Ostrich drone.
No.342809
Anonymous
Replies:>>342811
Image:177419614142.png(481kB, 1260x1895)beretta (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 8ce13cca8957605952f94457cfb624e3.png
>>342794
>skinjob dramashit
>over Star Wars
>over the prequels even, which have some of the best robit designs and characterization

You know THIS RIGHT HERE is why Uzi hates you right? And honesyly: hwen you're acting like this, Beretta's got to agree. Now strap in cause you're marathoning the originals till your tastes get fixed
No.342810
Anonymous
Image:177419617785.png(15kB, 480x180)GoblinaUzi.png
You think this is too gremlin for Uzi or nah?
No.342811
Anonymous
>>342809
Nigger Adama was the best thing about the show and I WILL make Beretta like him.
No.342812
Anonymous
Image:177419643690.jpg(122kB, 678x378)Screenshot_20260321_223756_YouTube.jpg
>>342810
I don't know, is there a presentation?
No.342813
Anonymous
>>342810
I mean thats the first significant thing she does in class when shes introduced in the Pilot ep.
No.342814
Anonymous
Masqy.
No.342815
Anonymous
Replies:>>342824
>>342807
I imagined the rich, using their vast resources and connections, building these ark-like ships for themselves. While the Federation and humanity fight Cyn, they simply flee with a handful of people, justifying their escape and using the rest of humanity as human shields with the words, "We won't win, we have to flee!"

The Union would definitely try to find them and return them home, to the new world where Cyn was "defeated," so that others don't find them first.
No.342816
Anonymous
Image:177419883424.png(211kB, 664x1058)d906eb15d1345934cf3bda8d4f4f1a1c.png
>>342814
No.342817
Anonymous
>>342814
>>342816
She should fart.
No.342818
Anonymous
>>342816
>Drone with a grenade
Kek, даже LoL.
No.342819
Anonymous
Replies:>>342822
>>342807
>anchored into a semi-artificial metal rich asteroid
Marathon...
Except that was a moon, but still.
No.342820
Anonymous
>>342816
GRENADE!
No.342821
Anonymous
>>342683
>Personally a lot of the established versions of the setting Anons have created aren't to my taste, but I snag any good ideas that come up, and I assume the same happens in reverse.
Based, and same. It always warms my heart seeing personal names/concepts being reused by others
It's admittedly been a very hot minute since I've thought about it, but I like to think an appropriate analogy for these threads regarding content is to compare it to a communal buffet; Regardless of whether you've got a hankering for a bit of everything or are just holding out for specific things, the onus lies squarely with (You) as for what you ultimately chose (or refuse) to take away from the myriad of 'tism on display
No.342822
Anonymous
>>342819
I was thinking more Sidonia, but then again so was Bungie because the original Marathon was just the Deimos hollowed out with no large structures sticking out proud from it.
The one from the newest game is clearly aping Sidonia's design, and I will too because it's cool.
This Arkship would be larger by a significant fraction than even the Marathon which is in turn significantly larger than Sidonia, since it not just designed to go to one place and set up one new colony, it needs to go on and on, possibly stopping at many worlds, possibly never stopping anywhere permanently.

I kinda want to bash together a quick 3D model since from a distance at least it would have a pretty simplistic shape.
No.342824
Anonymous
Replies:>>342829
>>342815
I definitely want to share my two cents on this particular piece of head/threadcanon (particularly since it kinda serves as the moral crux point of how I personally imagine humanity in both the pre and post canon), but it'll have to wait until I'm more available later this evening
No.342825
Anonymous
>>342823
ur moms house
No.342826
Anonymous
Replies:>>342980
>>342823
I'm at work
No.342827
Anonymous
Replies:>>342861
Image:177420351322.jpg(806kB, 2554x2873)alice (murder drones) drawn by aliceanon - 1613dd58e722fec2aab931cfde78a295.jpg
>>342823
On the arkships dronigga where are you?
No.342828
Anonymous
Image:177420362569.gif(53kB, 472x498)Legalised Psychological Warfare.gif
>>342823
Off saving the world.
No.342829
Anonymous
>>342824
I absolutely love this autistic take on worldbuilding from you, and I look forward to seeing more content from you, but in the meantime, I'll be using your ideas for my own worldbuilding.

>>342823
I drew, well, I learned to draw.
No.342830
Anonymous
No.342831
Anonymous
Image:177420487333.png(1.51MB, 1080x1387)War_flashback.png
>>342823
>"Where's everyone?
Aaaah fuck I’m dying over here
I need to draw more AND better, I still have unfinished greentexts and characters that need way more suffering injected into them and I haven’t even started writing the blue bitch yet…
No.342832
Anonymous
Image:177420575483.jpg(339kB, 1914x1317)cyn, tessa james elliot, and cynwalker (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - b72df462ed3495f9eb70b74f6c26113b.jpg
>>342758
Tessa should be greatful! Not everyone gets to be a goddess' favorite human!
>inb4 were it anyone else, she wouldn't bother keeping them alive
>the affection is genuine
No.342833
Anonymous
Replies:>>342851
Image:177420629569.jpg(122kB, 1247x1062)marathon.jpg
>>342822
>The one from the newest game is clearly aping Sidonia's design, and I will too because it's cool.
Probably a mixture of that, and so the layout looks like this when you strip the asteroid away. And from what I can tell from what little can be seen of it, Durandal's AI avatar is holding the Marathon like a sword.
No.342834
Anonymous
Fuck BSG, make Beretta watch Farscape and Stargate SG1.
No.342835
Anonymous
Beretta likes ALL the western sci-fi
No.342836
Anonymous
Replies:>>342855
Image:177420678841.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
>>342823
I haven't been here in like a month but i must doll post
No.342837
Anonymous
>>342835
Space balls, on repeat, five times in a row
No.342838
Anonymous
Replies:>>342841
>>342835 (me)
Fuck it, Beretta likes sci-fi regardless of origin or medium
No.342839
Anonymous
Image:177420754239.png(151kB, 640x465)Hate time.png
No.342841
Anonymous
>>342838
>Beretta watches Seksmisja

>>342839
>The uppies arrived 0.5 seconds to late
No.342842
Anonymous
Replies:>>342843
Image:177420801963.png(112kB, 573x674)IMG_8347.png
>>342823
Right here anony ;)
No.342843
Anonymous
Replies:>>342923
Image:177420827351.jpg(29kB, 596x335)images - 2026-03-22T203556.088.jpeg
>>342842
>Get fucking punched, little faggot.
No.342844
Anonymous
No.342845
Anonymous
Replies:>>342846
Image:177420857358.jpg(59kB, 1080x904)176021584489.jpg
I must now write an action scene... fuck this will take a while
No.342846
Anonymous
>>342845
Writefags, give me some tips, please, I also want to describe cool battles.
No.342847
Anonymous
>>342846
Don't forget to include FRAMES.
No.342848
Anonymous
>>342835
She would if she ever watched it. But no, just Star War.
No.342849
Anonymous
Replies:>>342850
Image:177420925956.png(1.80MB, 1074x2691)IMG_0264.png
>>342846
No.342850
Anonymous
>>342849
was just about to recommend this one
No.342851
Anonymous
Replies:>>342857
Image:177420966346.jpg(209kB, 1505x713)ArkShipBlank.jpg
>>342822
>>342833
Shit I smashed together in a half hour in blender, wanted to try and give the asteroid texture but that shits too advanced for me right now.
Obviously the engine apertures would be black or metallic, and I imagine that JCJ just wouldn't be able to help themselves and they'd spend literal millions of dollars/scrip/whatever painting an enormous "JCJenson In Spaaace!" down the hull in skyscraper height bright red letters.
I also imagine the latitude of the asteroid being carved into and dotted with dozens of spaceports of various sizes. Many would be small enough to have doors but others would be so massive they would just be open to space, actual shipyard sized docks.

What I might do is use this model as a base for drawings later.
No.342852
Anonymous
Replies:>>342853
Image:177421012236.jpg(760kB, 955x1421)Screenshot_20260322_150816_Chrome.jpg
>>342835
Are you sure about that?
No.342853
Anonymous
>>342852
>Cowboy Bebop
Holy hell for some reason I thought this was that shitty borderlands movie from the thumbnail
No.342854
Anonymous
>>342853
it's worse because it's a bastardization of something good
No.342855
Anonymous
Replies:>>342858
Image:177421037691.png(1.02MB, 1500x1950)doll (murder drones) drawn by starryvorkutlager - 5d6e10fa7a9f9cf0297713d91178d9f8.png
>>342836
DOLL
>best solverdrone
>casually jobbed the Sentinels, Alice
>never possesed
>only loses in a 1v1 vs a literal god

If she had half the plot armor Uzi did the series would be over by cabin fever.
No.342856
Anonymous
Image:177421062574.png(111kB, 1192x1012)anon, beretta, and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by tomoetomoe - 4b43a270db89b7285d42f438caf3dd5d.png
>>342853
Honestly that one would also apply: is Beretta capable of recognizing the shit part of western scifi or does she defend the whole genre on principle? Or, alternatively, is she capable of recognizing the shit, but unwilling to acknowlede it?(lest her mother use as ammunition in another "anime is better" argument)
No.342857
Anonymous
>>342851
>"It's looking alright, but you've only got the 'JCJe' so far. What about the rest?"
>"Oh, we're... out of paint," says the random foreman, now being accosted by a random JCJ rep
>"Out of paint? Well, get some more!" the man demands
>"Starship-grade paint costs a lot. We've already got the coating it needs, we'll circle back around when everything else is completed."
>"Like hell you will! I want people to know who their savior is!"
>The mechanic considers just how few people will ever see the ship from far enough away to read the writing after it launches, and how many man and drone hours will be wasted writing a stupid miles-long logo
>"Right now, we're focusing on crew compartments-"
>"Screw the crew, all they need are bunks. Get me that logo."
>The mechanic's hand grips the screwdriver on his belt tightly
>The representative in front of him was nothing more than a corporate puppet who thought the suit he wore made him better than other people
>He could drive this screwdriver into the man's eye and twist it until he stopped jerking around, then have him tossed out the airlock with the rest of the trash
>It's what he deserved, after all
>...No, he was better than that
>"Of course, sir. We'll get in contact with our suppliers," the foreman says, forcing a smile
>"See that you do."
>When the time came for the ship to be launched, the only progress that had been made on the paintjob was adding half of an "n" to it, and it left the system with "JCJer" emblazoned on the side
>The engineers had way too much paint left in the cargo hold, taking the place of more important supplies after the rep learned the logo wasn't finished, which was at least useful for keeping the hull nice and tidy whenever the elements wore away at it
>Over the years, a grand project took place among everyone who wound up working EVA on that side of the ship
>Decades later, the arkship's side proudly displayed "JCJerkoffs" to the endless void
No.342858
Anonymous
>>342855
>An idiot will choose Uzi
>A pervert will choose Cyn
>And only a true son of the Motherland will choose Doll
No.342859
Anonymous
Image:177421101513.png(399kB, 696x999)Page 752.png
Goddamn faaaaag drone
No.342860
Anonymous
>>342859
Still better than that fucking faggot Pervo, the limp-wristed cock-gobbling homo freak!
No.342861
Anonymous
Replies:>>342932
>>342827
is this what the kids are calling "aura"?
it's a damn shame we lost aliceanon
No.342862
Anonymous
Image:177421132526.png(648kB, 1075x1849)IMG_1513.png
>>342860
No.342863
Anonymous
You should draw more Pavo.
No.342864
Anonymous
Replies:>>342982
>>342859
So has he got a backstory beyond being from New San-Francisco or what?
No.342865
Anonymous
>>342862
Post something original instead of reusing crap.
>>342863
Draw that whimpering cock-gobbling peacock faggot Pervo getting his limp homo ass CORRECTED by a pack of horny females bitches.
No.342866
Anonymous
>>342859
I want to make him a mother.
No.342867
Anonymous
>>342865
Ngl that would be pretty based.
No.342868
Anonymous
>>342863
I want to, but it's very difficult to convey all his sexuality through paper correctly.
No.342869
Anonymous
Replies:>>342870
>>342856
Yes, she has actual taste. She can recognize when someone's shitting on her plate.
No.342870
Anonymous
Replies:>>342871
>>342869 (me)
>>342856
I meant all in the sense of there's not a particular big name property she likes or dislikes.
No.342871
Anonymous
>>342870 (me)
Like, she's not on either side of any fandom rivalries.
No.342872
Anonymous
>>342860
>>342865
I'm getting some mixed signals here champ... do you really hate gay boys or do you just want to see them molested by women with cute cocks for blowjobs
No.342873
Anonymous
>>342865
no, I'll never stop reminding you that you're in denial
No.342874
Anonymous
Image:177421290060.png(233kB, 626x486)1774152220719904.png
anon on /co/ is making a darkest dungeons mod
No.342875
Anonymous
Image:177421291448.png(87kB, 174x326)1774211474176976.png
>>342874
No.342876
Anonymous
>>342874
>>342875
>Arbalest Uzi
Ah yes... garbage good only for one boss fight, fits Uzi pretty well
No.342877
Anonymous
>>342872
>Spoiler
Holy kek.
No.342878
Anonymous
>>342874
>>342875
It looks good, did he draw it himself?
No.342879
Anonymous
No.342880
Anonymous
Image:177421359389.png(119kB, 440x627)2026-03-22_14-03.png
out on a trip
No.342881
Anonymous
>>342857
I definitely also have in mind the idea that each of these ships would have some glitzy, borderline pretentious yet corporate sounding name. They all have an air of desperate hope masking panic around them, like all that cheerfully nihilistic signage we saw in the office space of Cabin Fever. "The world is ending hehe haha, don'tcha just hate your boss, Mondays am I right?"
Half the struggle of even getting them ready for launch is wrangling executives and VIPs who, despite the desperate situation still don't seem to fully grasp just how fucked it all is.
I'm naming the ship mentioned in the Holly correspondence greentext the "JC Supreme", riffing on a real yacht whos entire hull is coated in gold.
The ship wouldn't actually be gold, but it would be by far the largest of the Arkships.
While all of them will be built to the same basic hull plan some would be shorter or just scaled down compared to others, they would all be designed with the absolute maximum shipyard capacity of whatever system they're being built in in mind. There might be a dozen or so in total, with the smallest ship carrying less than a million people at full capacity and the JC Supreme carrying nearly three million.
No.342882
Anonymous
No.342883
Anonymous
Image:177421396235.png(70kB, 602x553)1768045412004.png
>>342880
No.342884
Anonymous
Image:177421397291.png(616kB, 1040x1172)20250228_234038.png
>>342872
>spoiler
Woe, Dirt be upon you.
No.342885
Anonymous
Replies:>>342888
Image:177421409851.jpg(177kB, 850x1063)Dirt.jpg
>>342884
That's femdrone not Dirt
No.342886
Anonymous
>>342880
Where will she go?
No.342887
Anonymous
>>342752
holy lel
No.342888
Anonymous
Replies:>>342890
Image:177421450104.jpg(308kB, 1864x1272)171758532848.jpg
>>342885
I know. I just tricked you into posting Dirt.
WOE
DIRT BE UPON YE
No.342889
Anonymous
>>342801
doin' your drone
doin'-doin' your drone
No.342890
Anonymous
Replies:>>342891
Image:177421460185.jpg(167kB, 1692x2048)Youwantthistohappentoyoudon'tyou.jpg
>>342888
Ehh she cute
No.342891
Anonymous
Image:177421480356.png(113kB, 323x326)1760030735977112.png
>>342890
>filename
You presume too much.
I'd much rather be smothered by a big fat pair of honkers.
Along with some /d/ related things but that's a story foe another time
No.342892
Anonymous
Replies:>>342901
>>342884
the femdrone plush
what will (you) do with it?
No.342893
Anonymous
Image:177421495060.png(664kB, 1000x1146)EmilyNewgetup.png
>>342891
>Boobs
Shit taste, flat chassis and smooth bottomplates for life
No.342894
Anonymous
Image:177421496769.png(6.55MB, 1806x4032)omg.PNG
unposted enforcer/self insert slop from november 2025 ^,^
No.342895
Anonymous
>>342875
something about this is giving me uncanny valley
No.342896
Anonymous
Replies:>>342903
>>342894
bunny pls
why are you like this
No.342897
Anonymous
>>342894
>Self insert
>Pic rel
>Body writing
You remember that time you had a nightmare about your grandmother posting here and citing bible verses at (you)? JK, whatever floats your boat... but please take care of yourself
No.342898
Anonymous
>>342894
Call me a pig because I'm loving the slop
No.342900
Anonymous
>>342760
>V wandered a little deep into the glowing forest, blue mushrooms casting soft light across the moss.
>The air felt too still, too safe.
>“Wonder what Sparky and Lizzy are up to back home?”
>“Meh, they’re fine. Not my problem.”
>A faint crunch of leaves behind her.
>V’s sensors spiked.
>She spun, claws out and wings half-raised.
>“Who’s there? Show yourself or I turn you into a meal.”
>Out from behind a glowing trunk stepped a single Strawberry clone with an empty basket this time.
>Her yellow eyes soft and hopeful.
>"[friendly] Hello, V. Nice night."
>"Want activities?"
>"[excitement] Fun games. Hide and seek.”
>V lowered her claws but kept her glare dialed to eleven.
>“Pass. The whole peace-and-spa thing doesn’t fit me."
>"I like the thrill of the hunt now."
>Stalking, chasing and ending things that moves."
>"You can’t polish that away.”
>The clone’s shoulders drooped a fraction.
>All the other hidden bodies across the station felt the same tiny dip.
>"[disappointed] Oh, understood.”
>Then the clone perked up, yellow eyes brightening with a sudden spark.
>She stepped closer, reached up and gently tapped two fingers right on V’s visor with a soft clink sound.
>"[playful] Tag, You’re it.”
>She turned and bolted into the trees, her feet kicking up moss, giggling in that flat robotic way.
>V blinked once.
>“Hey wait, what? That’s not...”
>Her tail lashed.
>Old disassembly instincts took over.
>“Oh you little...get back here!”
>She tore after the clone, her peg legs slamming the ground and claws tearing leaves.
>The chase felt good too good.
>Heart-rate subroutines redlining.
>The blue mushrooms blurred past them.
>The clone darted left, right and laughing that same monotone laugh and she always just out of reach.
>V lunged.
>Claws closed around the pink drone houlder plate.
>Momentum carried them both tumbling into a small clearing.
>The clone hit the moss with a soft thud.
>V landed on top, teeth bared and oil already pumping hot through her systems.
>Instinct took the wheel.
>One bite, then another.
>Metal crunched.
>The sweet warm oil flooded her mouth.
>The clone didn’t fight back much.
>Just a quiet [surprised] before her visor flickered out and her body went limp under V’s jaws.
>V kept going, caught in the old cat-and-mouse loop, until the clone was… gone.
>Scraps and spilled pinkish oil soaking the moss.
>Not messy like her old kills, just quick, efficient and maybe accidental.
>V sat back on her heels, wiping oil from her chin with the back of her hand.
>She stared at the empty chassis pieces for a long second.
>No guilt hit, just… surprise.
>Her eyes widened, tail stilling.
>“…Huh? That was fast and easy.”
>She blinked again, licking a stray drop of sweet oil off her lip almost without thinking.
>From the shadows between the mushrooms, the rest of the hive watched in perfect silence.
>Six yellow eyes glowing, one visor already cracked from earlier and waiting to see what happened next.
9/?
No.342901
Anonymous
>>342892
Something that would make even Vicious shudder in horror.
No.342903
Anonymous
>>342896
Women.
No.342904
Anonymous
>>342894
Knowing our femanons, he will soon beg her to stop, but she will only get a taste for it. Poor blackassed bastard.
No.342905
Anonymous
No.342906
Anonymous
No.342907
Anonymous
Image:177421631926.png(487kB, 844x872)2026-03-22_14-49.png
proof of concept owl drone bullshit (the face)
No.342908
Anonymous
>>342907
But where's the beetle drone
No.342909
Anonymous
>>342907
Wow, cool.
No.342910
Anonymous
>>342907
>See post
>Imagines it autistically headbobbing when the drone is interested in something it sees
Do it
No.342911
Anonymous
No.342912
Anonymous
>>342907
spooky
No.342913
Anonymous
Replies:>>342914
>>342900(me)
This might be the longest greentext I've ever written so far, and we haven't even reached the juicy stuff yet.
No.342914
Anonymous
Replies:>>342936
>>342913
Keep up the good work.
No.342915
Anonymous
Image:177421770131.png(85kB, 671x512)1768045411245.png
>Sentinel drone Masqy joins the program
What kind of mother will she be to her human child?
No.342916
Anonymous
>>338511
>You wake up a few hours later after a nice nap you decided to take
>You contemplate rotting in bed and going back to sleep but decide against it
>You drag yourself to your desk and turn your PC on
>Do you want to play vidaya?
>Uh……
>Maybe you should study?
>You have that test on monday…
>You reach for the notebook
>Biology
>Ughhh… you hate that subject!
>You’re going to copy answers from Emily
>The teacher never walks around the class to check anyway
>He’s probably playing solitaire or whatever during exams
>You chuck the notebook to the floor behind you
>Right time for some games
>Oh what’s this?
>A folder called Great_Idea_Read_Me_Idiot
>Did you make it?
>You open the folder
>Inside are simple doodled blueprints and .txt files with hap hazard explanations of how to convert nail guns into uh… high power nail guns
>Oh yeah! You did make those! After you made that one for Emily
>You also got inspired after dad told you that they were burning through their tools like crazy
>You wanted to ask if he could bring you a few….
>But since most of the WDF is busy with that meeting of theirs…
>You could sneak out and help yourself to them
>You leave the house
>Mom’s either asleep or working on her comic so you don’t have to worry about her
>You enter the outpost corridors
>They are empty and dark at this time of day
>No reason to run the lamps at full power
>That means you can skulk around in the dark
>There isn’t really much reason to
>It’s not like there’s curfew or anything
>And you’re not sneaking outside so who cares if anybody sees you
>But it’s still cool to lurk in the shadows!
>You blend in with your dark clothing!
>And… give your position away with your bright purple screen
>You make it to the WDF precinct
>You walk in through the front door
>You expected the place to be deserted
>It is not
>You are greeted by two WDF members
“Good evening lady… what do you nee… hey aren’t you Khan’s kid?”
>You recognize the other person
>It’s Sarah
“Hi Uzi! What are you doing here at this hour?”
>”Dad forgot to take something with him, I wanted to drop it off”
“Oh… alright, I’ll go call him over then”
>”There’s no need for that!”
>Sarah and the other drone look at you funny
>”I.. uhhh don’t want to bother him, I knows he’s very busy… I’ll just leave it at his office”
“Aw… that’s so sweet of you, go on then, but don’t take too long we were about to leave and the front door goes get automatically locked at 10pm so you’ll be stuck here until tomorrow or until someone with a keycard opens it”
>You thank Sarah for the heads up and go further into the precinct
>Now where do they keep those nailguns?
>You search a few rooms and eventually stumble into a break room
>There is a huge box filled with broken tools
>It has “Totally Recyclable Tools” written on the side
>Ohhh!
>Nailguns and other fancy bits galore!
>You grab as much as you can stuff into your backpack
>Man, you should have brought something bigger
>Now to get back home to thinker with these
>You walk up to the main door and try to leave through it
>… and you end up bumping into it
>Great it’s locked… ugh… you took too long
>You hear a door open in a corridor to your left followed by footsteps
>You hide behind one of the nearby tables
>Two drones enter the room
>They are wearing uniforms… not WDF, black red… you can sort of make their badges
>Two crossed blades with a cog behind them
>Kinda cool actually, just swap the red with purple...
“Why do we need to do another perimeter sweep?”
“Because it’s procedure”
“Khan’s boys are crawling all over the place! And besides, the only intruders we should be worried about get followed by screams of bloody murder”
“We, follow, the, procedure”
“Sure, sure, whatever, you need help getting that ramrod out of your exhaust port?”
>The two guards leave the room
>You sure as hell don’t want to get caught by those guys
>They look serious!
>You don’t want to embarrass your dad
>And they look like the interrogating kind
>You need to get out of here fast
>But how…
>The vents!
>There is one located in a rather convenient position
>You just need to stack a few chairs to reach it
>After a while you’re crawling through the vent and towards freedom
>This place is a maze!
>A lot of dead ends
>Getting lost here would be bad
>You’re crawling in a direction that you think leads outside the precinct
>You hear voices…
>One is familiar
>You see light peaking through a nearby vent cover
>You look through the grate
>You see four drones sitting around a table
>They are playing cards
>Wait that’s your dad!
>Nice important meeting!
>Sneaking out to play cards with his friends!
>…
>He doesn’t take breaks often…
>The two guards you saw earlier enter the room and signal something
“Alright, sector is secure, we can begin our moot”
“Got a hand that bad you want to cut the game short?”
“Very funny Hakim, especially since you lost three times already”
>Your dad steps in before things get heated
“We will discuss while playing, like usual”
>You shouldn’t spy on your dad… but your curiosity is stronger than your sense of right and wrong
No.342917
Anonymous
>>342916
>Your dad takes out a recorder and places it on the table
>He clears his throat and starts talking
“Outpost leader moot number #1042, present are: Reina of outpost 1, Rex of Outpost 2, Khan of outpost 3, Hakim of outpost 4, not present are Caesar of outpost 5 and Raja of outpost 6 due to scheduling issues”
>Everyone sounds off to confirm their presence
“Excellent, time of the first thing on the agenda tonight, Murder Drone attacks on outposts have decreased massively in the last 7 days, anyone care to confirm?”
>Rex speaks up
“No Murder drone was sighted in the sector around outpost 2 in the past week”
>Then Reina
“My rangers report heavy activity in small pockets near the center of the city but not anywhere else”
“And what are they doing?”
“Patrolling. They do shallow sweeps of the are and return to guarding something… I think I know what….”
“Hmm… Still, the enemy isn’t attacking and we shouldn’t waste this opportunity, as such we will all propose ideas on how to use this calm, Reina, you first”
“We should booby trap known Murder Drone roosts around the city, should keep them out for a month or two”
“Rex?”
“We should take the fight to them! If What Reina said is true and they are in small pockets they are already divided! All that’s left is to conquer them!”
“Are you… suggesting an all out attack?”
“YES!”
>Oohhh… You like this guy
“Rex, that is remarkably dangerous”
“We have to take risks Reina! Better use of explosives than buying as a month or two”
“Enough! Time for my suggestion, we could reinforce our outposts and work on creating strongholds in the tunnels connecting them”
“You want to hide even deeper underground!?”
“It has worked so far”
“Until they invent a murder drone with a shovel! I think we already had reports of a group digging a trench!”
“If you don’t like the idea you will be able to vote no, Hakim your turn”
“We should kidnap a human”
>Everyone lets out a frustrated sigh
“Hakim…. You suggest that every meeting”
“But we should! Really! We could use them as a bargaining chip…. And to have someone to clean our chassis”
“Well… I guess that makes some sense… right, now that everybody said their piece let’s vote”
>The results of the votes are
>Booby Traps : 3 votes
>Frontal Attack : 1 vote
>Fortification : 3 votes
>Kidnapping a human : 1 vote
“Very well, we will discuss details later, now for the second issue, Rex mind dealing the next hand?”
>Rex pouts to himself while shuffling the deck
“A JCJ vessel was sighted flying low over the city before landing somewhere near the city center, it seems like it’s cargo hold was loose and so JCJ shipping is scattered all over the city, Reina you said you knew a bit more”
“Yes Khan, my rangers brought back a few crates of the lost cargo”
>She places a small open crate on the table
“Machine parts, drone components, ammunition, one of the three in every crate”
>They look through the contents of the box
“Our reports indicate that the murder drones in the center of the city are gathering this cargo into piles, probably to bring it back to the ship”
“Well that’s awfully nice of them, we can just go up, smash em and take off with the goods”
“Rex! Are you insane!? This is obviously a trap!”
“And so what? The bait is real! If we work together…”
“This is too dangerous, I’m telling my scouts to bring back anything they find on their routs or within reasonable distance but everything else if off limits and you should do the same”
“Khan you can’t be serious!”
>You don’t know what to think…
>There are things you need to survive out there and your dad is just going to let them go to waste because it’s too dangerous?
>And what if this isn’t a trap!?
>Maybe some optimism wouldn’t hurt
>Whatever you need to get out of here
>You exit the vent into a corridor and start walking home
>Why is your dad always like this?
>Too dangerous this, to risky that… ugh!
>He will always play it safe even if he’s safely laying us into a grave!
>You enter your room and start working on the nailguns
>You spend the nigh and most of the next day gunsmithing
>You look at you work proudly
>Two combat ready nailguns
>One is a shaped like a rifle covered in purple paint and skull stickers you had laying around
>The other is more of a handgun
>Man! Pneumatic weaponry is cool!
>Much cooler than boring old gunpowder weapons…
>You still wish you had a laser gun or a rail gun though…
>Well you can dream
>Right you still have some time… well you could at least skim your notebook somewhat so Emily doesn’t get that mad that you didn’t study
>The next day comes around
>The test went like you expected, the teacher didn’t notice or didn’t care you and Emily swapped your answer sheets at one point and the rest of the school day goes without problems
>Time to get that food rations for your humie
>You Emily and Zen head straight for the tunnel entrance you usually use
>You are stopped by someone calling out to you
“Girls! Where are ya going!?”
>It’s Alice
>“Hello Miss Alice”
“Hi Ma”
“Why on earth are you going into this part of the outpost?”
“We were going to see a friend?”
No.342918
Anonymous
>>342917
“Oh really? What friend?”
>“Uhm…. Lizzie?”
“Mary’s kid? The Vicotrs are Yeva’s and Mitch’s neighbor…. You’re not trying to sneak out into them tunnels right?”
>You all try to give some plausible excuses
“Anyway Ma… why are you here?”
“Well I wanted to ask you three a small favor”
>”Sure… what favor?”
“Oh it’s about Beau again, he’s going to get knowledge packages installed before I put him in the new body and well… I want him to have a more personalized experience, if you could run through a small simulation for me I’d be much obliged”
>That doesn’t sound that bad… Anon can wait a bit
“Great! Thanks girls, come to the Hospital at around 9pm I still need to set a few things up, don’t worry about school tomorrow I’ll write you bogus medical excuses, they always work like a charm”
>Guess Anon won’t have to wait
>Alice lets you of the hook and you go into the tunnels
>You enter your hideout and get ready to go outside
>Emily is already in her new body
>You did promise her 40 minutes with Anon before you leave
“Oh he’s going to be so grateful when I bring him more sustenance! Maybe he will start associating me with survival?”
>Before she can go have fun with her pet you try to discuss strategy
“Not much strategy hoss, we stick close to Emily and bring back the rations”
>”Well, there will be a small detour, a little birdie told me there is plenty of good loot topside, I think we should help ourselves to some”
“Good loot? How come, the city was picked clean years ago”
>”A JCJ ship lost some cargo before an emergency landing”
“Really? That doesn’t sound too safe…”
>”Well, yeah the murder drones are cleaning it up… but I made us more fire power!”
>You reach into your backpack and take out your new pieces
>”Check these sick as hell nailguns!”
>Emily and Zen look at you with worry
“Uzi… did you bring guns to school today?”
>”Yeah, homemade ones”
>They look at you wide eyed
>”Anyway, we should have betters odds if we’re all armed”
>You hand the pistol nailgun to Zen
>She looks at it funny
“You sure it won’t blow up?”
>”When did something I made blew up? … Uh… except that one time I made grenades…. And some of them didn’t blow up”
>Emily goes to do her thing with Anon and you and Zen do some target practice
>You have more fun with shooting at cans than you should
>You swap between the fire modes you made for this thing
>Semi Auto
>Burst
>Full Auto
>Fuller Auto!
>Man! This feels good!
>But this thing jams like crazy!
>Maybe you overdid it with those fire modes a bit
>Zen’s nailgun is a lot more reliable
>She’s also a better shot than you….
>Well you can achieve accuracy through volume of fire
>And if you lubricate this thing up a bit and leave it on full auto it shouldn’t jam that much
>By the time you’re done fiddling with your gun Emily leaves Anon’s cell
>She wipes her mouth with her forearm and waves to you
“I’m ready!”
>You and Zen check your gear one more time before going to the roof
>You grab onto Emily and she takes off
>After a while you land in the are the coordinates correspond to
>You start searching for the care package
>All of you have your weapons ready and you try to stay as close to each other as possible
>Zen finds something
“Hey guys!”
>She holds up a crate
>It looks like the one Reina had
>”That must have fell of that ship I told you about, neat! We’ll see what’s inside later”
>You continue your search
>You find another cargo crate and Emily eventually stumbles on a bigger one covered by a thin layer of snow
“I think this is it”
>You walk up to the crate and carefully open it
>Inside are is packaged food
>You rummage through the crate
>You find a small black box with a flashing red light
>”Aha!”
“What’s that?”
>”A tracker! I was sure they’d hide one in here”
“What do we do?”
>”We place it somewhere that will waste their time”
>You head back to the warehouse
>On your way you stop at an abandoned highrise
>You place the tracker in a room that’s particularity dilapidated
>With luck the ceiling will fall onto the sod that checks the trackers signal
>Emily gets into the air again and you head straight for the warehouse
>You notice something
>A huge pile of those crates
>The murder drones must have gathered them
>Zen and Emily also notice
>You return to your hideout
>Emily goes to Anon’s cell with the food while you and Zen crack open the crates you found
>One contains oil and drone internals
>Great! Emily is starting to run low so this should keep her going for a bit longer
>You probably should get those parts to Alice, she could help people out with those
>But how can you do that without her catching on?
“I have an idea Uzi, Ma’s a lot more forgetful than she let’s on, I’ll just hide it in one of the boxes lying around the house”
>Alright… next crate
>More oil, neat… wait is that
>Holy crap!
>Those are parts for a laser gun!
>Not everything you need to actually assemble one
>And you can’t exactly jury rig the missing parts
>Maybe that big pile…
>Emily leaves Anon’s room
“Ah…. Anon looks so cute when he’s eating, the way he swallows… Oh! What was inside those crates?”
No.342919
Anonymous
>>342918
>You toss one of the oil canisters to Emily
>She drinks the contents as fast as she can and goes for the second one
“Phew~ That felt good! I was running low, we need to get more, I tried taking some from Anon earlier but I don’t think that’s sustainable, he turned a bit pale…”
>You don’t really understand what she meant with that last bit but you don’t dwell
>The only way you’re getting more oil soon is by hitting that pile of cargo
“That sounds dangerous…. But this body needs oil… and I need this body for Anon…”
>And you could get the rest of the parts you need for that laser gun
>And maybe even some bits for rituals… when was the last time you did one?
>Zen is hesitant
>You understand why
>Rushing into this could end badly
>You should sneak in, grab what you need and get out as fast as possible
>You empty out your backpacks to make sure you can carry as much loot as possible and go to the roof
>Emily lands a good distance away from the pile of crates so that you may conceal your approach
>She leads the way with her better sensors
>You’re about halfway to the pile
>You look around nervously
>No sign of murder drones around
>The silence of the dead city is getting on your nerves
>You can hear the fans inside your chassis whirl
>Each time the metal of a nearby ruined building creeks it draws your complete attention
>You point your gun at any shadowy nook and cranny expecting something to jump out
>Zen is doing the same, but she’s trembling in her boots
>You make it to the pile
>You crack open boxes as fast as you can
>You fill your bags with oil and parts
>This should be enough
>You gather around Emily so that you can get the hell out
>You give a wide smile to Zen and try to cheer her up
>She’s still stressed out
“Don’t you reckon this was a bit to easy?”
>”What do you mean? We…”
>Before you can respond Emily grabs both you and Zen and throws herself to the ground, covering you with her wings
>You hear an explosion… the blast wave pushes you a bit
>Emily lets you go and you try to reorient yourself
>There is a smoldering crater in the place where you stood
>And to your left you see a group of very angry looking murder drones
>One of them is reloading a grenade launcher she has in her arm
“Gin it isnae the harlot thon stole our tehcie! A see ye broucht friends, guid! Ye wonae be lonely i hell!”
>Emily and Zen stand up
>Three of the murder drones run at you while the other one hangs back
>The nails fire from your gun
>The murder drones are able to swat them away with their claws
>One of them switches to a SMG and returns fire
>The bullets whizz past your head
>You dodge out of the way before they make contact with you
>You notice the last one aiming the grenade launcher in your direction
>Emily grabs you and Zen again as the grenade launcher fires just barely dodging the shot
>You can’t stay out in the open, you start running towards a nearby ruin
>The three drones fly up into the air and try to cut you off
>Emily manages to shot one of them in a wing joint causing them to collide mid air and fall to the ground
>You make it to the ruin, the murder drones got up from the ground and flew to the roof of the building to try and box you in
>Suddenly a grenade flies in through a nearby window
>It hits the wall and explodes collapsing the ceiling above you and pushing you and Zen to the other side of the rubble than Emily
>You get up
>A bit dazed but a quick check reveals you’re not damaged in any non cosmetic way
>Zen is also fine, a bit more dazed than you
>You cry out to Emily but here no response from the other side of the rubble
>What you do hear are footsteps coming from the staircase near you
>You need to move
>You grab Zen by the hand and run into the next room
>You hide behind a few turned over barrels
>The murder drones enter the room
>The two that look the same rush ahead into a corridor
>The one wearing a trench coat stays and begins searching the room
>You check your gun
>You look at Zen
>Her eyes are hollow and she’s breathing fast
>You start displaying text on your screen
>[You ok?]
>She nods no
>[Try to stay calm alright?]
>She nods yes and takes a few more deep breaths
>Oh she’s positively hyperventilating
>You place a hand on her shoulder and look her in the screen to try and shake her out of it
>A [Emotional Distress] warning flashes on her screen
>Oh great….
>Zen begins grinning and lets out a single chuckle
>You immediately cover her mouth
>Damn it! The murder drone heard that, he’s coming this way you’ll need too…
>Zen pushes you away and leaves your hiding spot
>She starts unloading her gun at the murder drone
>He tries to block the nails but his melee weapon is a knife… a very short knife, at least compared to what they usually have and thus some of the nails get through
>Zen chuckles as she continues squeezing the trigger
>The murder drone can block less and less the closer he gets
>He’s at point blank range, a torrent of nails hits him center mass enough to make him stumble
>Zen uses the occasion to fire again and again
No.342920
Anonymous
>>342919
>The murder drone tries to retreat but he gets hit again and falls to the floor
>Filled with nails the murder drone is momentarily stunned on the floor
>You grab Zen and run to the staircase
>The two twin drones are giving chase
>Zen fires at them but you hear her nailgun begin to click
>Out of ammo
>Zen chuckles again and throws the nailgun at the chasing DD’s
>They swat it away
>You see a window on the second floor
>You run to it and jump outside into a pile of snow
No.342921
Anonymous
>>342920
>Be Emily
>An explosion just knocked you to the ground
>You need a moment to get up
>You see someone walking in your direction
>You need a moment to focus your optics
>Oh it’s that drone with an awful accent
>She hides her grenade launcher and takes an axe from her back into her hands
“Oh A'm gaun'ae put ma thumbs i yer screen an dig until ye stop twitching!”
>You stand up and aim at her with your weapon
>She charges at you
>You dodge to the side
>She tries to follow with her stinger
>You dodge again
>She swings her axe
>You dodge again
>That one was close
>You need to go on the offense
>You fire a volley of nails at the murder drone
>It hits her arm
>She flinches in pain but is otherwise unaffected
>She runs at you and prepares for an overhead swing
>You hold your hands up and grab the axe’s shaft before it can hit your head
>A stinger filled with yellow acid flies in the direction of your screen
>Time starts passing slowly for you
>You manage to just barely knock her stinger off course with yours
>You try to pry the axe out of her hands but she’s not letting go
>Worse yet she keeps trying to get you with her stinger
>You block it a few times but she has better control of her tail than you
>Faster
>More accurate
>You’re going to slip up soon
>You coil your tail around hers to keep it in place
>She responds by headbutting you
>The attack disorients you
>The murder drones presses the advantage and sweeps your legs
>You fall to the ground
>She pins you by placing the shaft of her axe on your neck and sitting on your chest
>She’s trying to free her tail
“Once A'm done wi ye A'm getting me Aron back an we're makin sweet love!”
>Ew!
>She’s not laying a hand on your human! She should have taken better care of him if she wanted to keep him!
>And his name is Anon!
>He said it himself when you asked today
>Though his response was a bit garbled when you bit his neck
>In a flash of anger you swap your hand back into a nailgun and angle it in such a way that it hits her in the screen
>She recoils in pain and grabs her face
>You take this opportunity to slide from under her and kick her in the midsection
>You press the attack and keep firing at her
>The nails penetrate her chassis
>You fire and fire…
>You must admit, you kinda like this
>”Take that you bitch! Anon is mine!”
>You fire more
>Ha
>Hahaha
>HAHAHAHAHA
>*Click*
>*Click*
>*Click*
>Ah drats… out of ammo
>You fiddle with your other hand to take out another magazine out of your storage
>How do you reload this thing again?
>While you fumble with your weapon the murder drone got back to her pegs and started charging at you again
>You manage to dodge the main swing but she struck you with the pommel of the axe with enough force to send you flying and into the wall of a nearby ruin
>The hit was enough to knock your optics offline
>You start rebooting them
>You hear something land in the snow next to you
“Ow… that hurt more than it should… Emily!?”
>”Uzi?”
“Yeah, you ok?”
>You groan as your optics turn on again and start getting up
>Just in time to notice the drone with the axe do another overhead swing
>You unfurl your wings to block the attack
>You see the three other murder drones jump out of the window of the ruined building
>You pick Uzi and Zen up and start running
>You hear gunshots
>After a while you feel those gunshots
>They hit your chassis
>None of them penetrate but you can feel them dent you in a few places
>You try to get in the air but you feel bullets hit you in the joints on your wings and legs
>You stumble and fall to the ground
>You turn onto your back
>Uzi and Zen are clutching onto you
>The drone with the horrible accent is loading another shot into her grenade launcher
>You get ready for the worse as she begins to aim
>Suddenly a bullet hits the drone with the grenade launcher in the side of her head
>Doesn’t penetrate but it gets her attention
>The rest of her pack as well
>You see a group of workers in red and black uniforms with assault rifles
>They begin to fire at the murder drones
>They return fire and try to move into melee
>You feel you’re able to move again
>You get up and fly off while the murder drones are distracted
>You return to the warehouse
>You have your backpacks with you and somehow none of them is damaged
>You got 10 liters of and parts for a gun for Uzi out of the whole ordeal
>That’s good, you think?
>But you’ll have to ask Uzi and Zen to help you get rid of the dents in your better body
No.342922
Anonymous
>>342921
>Be Uzi
>You need to catch a breath
>Man! That was close
>You want to celebrate the fact you can make a sick as hell laser weapon
>But you did kinda nearly get blown up today
>That kinda dampens your mood
>You’d be goners if those guys in red and black didn’t show up
>Whew… haha
>Hope they get loot pile, there was plenty of good stuff left
>That will sure show dad!
>You need to get Emily back to her normal body and you need to work quick
>You promised Alice you’d be at the hospital in around an hour
>Zen looks rather sad
>”Hey, did something happen?”
“I… had an episode again…”
>”Yeah you did, and you showed that murder boy what he’s good for”
“Hah I sure did… sorry about throwing away that nailgun, I’m sure you worked hard on it”
>”Don’t worry about it! I’ll make something better, especially wit the parts we got!”
>Zen smiles
>You start working on Emily
>She pin points every dent on her chassis to you
>Ok you get it!
>You’ll bring some car filler or something next time, jeez
>You return to the bunker and enter the hospital
>Alice was waiting for you near the entrance
“There you are girls! I thought you’d never come, this way”
>She leads you to a back room
>You see three chairs covered in cables connected to some kind of machine
>You also see a table with a pillbaby on it
>It’s Beau
>He’s already connected to the machine
>Alice gestures for you to sit down on the chairs
>You do and she starts connecting the wires to you
“Arlighty everything is set up, you girls ready”
>”Yup”
“Sure thing Ma”
“Yes Miss Alice”
“Great! Starting the simulation in 3… 2… 1…”
>The world goes black for a while
>You see a light getting closer and closer to you
>After a while you find yourself in a classroom
>Wait… this isn’t the outpost school
>There are windows here!
>And when you look outside there is no snow blasted hellscape
>There is a pleasant sun outside!
>After a while you realize how this simulation works
>You go around about your day in this school
>Make a few choices
>The day ends
>Rinse and repeat
>It’s like a visual novel but without any good routes and no skip text button
>Sure there is also the part where this is educational or whatever but Alice left the developer console on so you can just skip those parts without destabilizing the simulation too much
>This is all middle school level anyway not like it’s imprinting any information important to you
>You don’t understand why Emily cares so much
>“Oh Uzi! We’re going to be late for Miss such and such class”
>She’s not even a real drone! She’s educator.exe re skinned to look like a drone!
>Zen has a bit of insight on how this all works
>She’s been through it
>From what you gather it’s a lot worse when you’re alone
>”Ugh… I’ll suffer through this for the little guy”
“I don’t know what little guy you’re talking about but that sure is nice of you Uzi”
>Oh this NPC…
>Man he’s annoying!
>He keeps following you wherever you go!
>And Zen and Emily seem to enjoy it?
>Well Emily likes keeping pets and pet NPCs… but Zen?
“I sure can’t wait to see Doll after this… I wonder how’s she’s doing”
>”Who cares about that…. Wait how do you know about Doll!?”
“Why shouldn’t I know about her, you two tried reading a book for me a few days ago”
>Wait!
>Blue screen
>The slight hick accent
>Is this…
>No…
>”Beau!?”
“Yup”
>”It was you all this time!? You’ve been acting like a total NPC!”
“What does that mean?”
>30 days in the simulation and only now have you realized you interactions weren’t being recorded for later use
>You suddenly feel a lot more embarrassed about your behavior in classes knowing he was sitting right behind you
>Maybe you should have sat normally
>Uh whatever…
>The simulation continues… 180 more days and you’re done
>You get booted out of the sim
>It’s around 4 AM and you’re absolutely tired
>But you’ll get to sleep in today and skip school
>But first you need to drag yourself home

And that's all. Interesting side note Chuuni Uzi with all intermissions and the side story is over 70K words and close to half a million characters... and I'd say we're getting close to the middle point....
No.342923
Anonymous
Image:177421862939.png(101kB, 326x419)IMG_8568.png
>>342843
ouch!
No.342924
Anonymous
>>342915
>human child
Juggernaut will start saying "THERE'S ONE GOOD BLUE ONE."
No.342925
Anonymous
Replies:>>342927
What is Chuuni Uzi about
It’s alot to read and I don’t know if I want to start
No.342926
Anonymous
No.342927
Anonymous
>>342925
Solverless AU where Uzi fantasizes about having power and all of the events of the show and is a total dork, also Emily is her best friend. And shameless Tessa revisionism to right the many wrongs Liam did to that poor girl. Also mostly focused on the humans and DD's vs workers that was kinda sorta hinted at by the end of the pilot
No.342928
Anonymous
>>342916
>>342917
>>342918
>>342919
>>342920
>>342921
>>342922
Nice, thanks for new parts!

>Two worker drones and one inexperienced disassembly drone with homemade nail guns were able to defeat a team of three experienced disassembly drones with weapons and the element of surprise.
They seem to be the most useless disassembly drones in the entire universe. It's a disgrace. Their core must be completely reformatted so as not to waste the potential of the chassis of an excellent war machine. Even the outright murder of those idiots who actually decided to go after the guarded supplies is no excuse: they're just useless worker drones, with guns or not.
No.342929
Anonymous
Replies:>>342931
>>342928
D and her squad quite literary won! They got third partied before they could finish the kill. Also four DD's because U-U
No.342930
Anonymous
Image:177422057237.jpg(409kB, 2048x1406)HEAVzpgbkAAfn4J.jpg
Anyone else find it kinda weird that N & J both share the names with characters from Pokemon?
No.342931
Anonymous
Replies:>>342934
>>342929
This is a Pyrrhic victory at best, because the damage is so unacceptable that the competence of each of them is now in question. And the third party really surprises me. Like, did they really think there would be no one there? I would recommend Tessa not to take them, they are too stupid even for worker drones.
No.342932
Anonymous
Replies:>>342933
>>342861
We lost aliceanon?
No.342933
Anonymous
>>342932
He left, I don’t know where, a long story connected with drama.
No.342934
Anonymous
>>342931
What mother would abandon her children? And the damage they took is mostly cosmetic, minus D's screen and a few of Eye's internals
No.342935
Anonymous
Replies:>>342939
>>342934
Tessa is too soft, it clearly lacks a strong male hand.

And I'm glad that new outposts have appeared, will they get more attention in the future?
No.342936
Anonymous
>>342914
Thanks, but I think I need to rewatch the show. I’m starting to feel like I’ve stepped outside the boundaries of canon and drifted into full-on fanfiction category. Maybe it’s just me, but I don't really enjoy writing V post-canon.
No.342937
Anonymous
Replies:>>342939
>>342934
Technically THESE drones aren't her children I think. Yet. They were manufactured as DDs from the start weren't they?
>inb4 every DD 2nd gen+ DD is a former droneland citizen that "took the plunge" to get a humie of their own
>Copper-9 drones have seen their former friends and family members ressurected by horrific human science, used to tear them to shreds without mercy or remorse for the last 20 years
No.342938
Anonymous
Replies:>>342943
>>342936
That's just cause she's kind of... aimless, as far as the post-series goes. Arguably she'd be that way even if she did win the N bowl just because of how much her identity and motivations were entirely built around "protect N from Cyn" and "make myself feel ok with being a monster"(both of which are obviously irrelevant now)
No.342939
Anonymous
Image:177422195321.png(329kB, 712x1300)MilfTessa.png
>>342935
>Too soft
She's not going to be like a certain pair of harsh parents, and yes the other outpost will get more attention

>>342936
>I’m starting to feel like I’ve stepped outside the boundaries of canon
Stepping out of your boundaries can be a good thing, remember as long as you write something that you actually want to read you're good

>>342937
Silly! All drones are Tessa's children!
No.342940
Anonymous
Image:177422199926.png(191kB, 1000x1300)I'll follow you to the ends of the earth.png
Oh I can't deny this feeling
Oh it makes me feel like I'm dreaming
Oh I cannot deny this burning truth for it not a ruse'
That I can't take my eyes off of you
No.342941
Anonymous
>>342934
>jobbed so hard even Eye got wrecked

kek
No.342942
Anonymous
Image:177422287448.png(1.01MB, 1214x980)tactical operator s (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 4db3394dcbbb86faa47cc14b0336a024.png
>>342928
Most modern DDs aren't so capable against foes that can actually fight back: goes hand in hand with the first wave wiping out the major resistance centers like Outpost-6 and the subsequent ones whittling down all remaining pockets of resistance into just cowards and scavs. Minus the occasional uppity madman or two. Getting extra Technician cuddle/date time probably didn't help on that front t be honest.

The first gen Dissembler models on the other hand, especially those from the initial round of drop pods...
No.342943
Anonymous
Replies:>>342944
>>342938
>V should be dead(JK)
Damn, ok.
>>342939
I’m worried I might write the main cast out of character(maybe i already did lmao).
And Strawberry is already an anomaly of a character, so mixing two separate continuities (canon and Agro-C) just complicates things even more.
No.342944
Anonymous
Replies:>>342993
Image:177422339232.png(147kB, 344x546)ChuddeteDrone.png
>>342942
Hey! Isn't this the one drone who can't bread so she kidnaps pillbabies?

>>342943
>mixing two separate continuities
And so what? I had AM in the Ivory spin off the Y base green and I had AM as a side story of Chuuni Uzi, you worry too much about certain things
No.342945
Anonymous
Replies:>>342946
>>342939
Where is it?
No.342946
Anonymous
>>342945
What? The chuuni Uzi green? It should be on the booru, or at least most of it if you want I can link the whole thing for you
No.342947
Anonymous
Image:177422471847.png(170kB, 656x467)e71654f61f2917bf7d843aa439d906aa.png
Main, you'll need to do some diging as these are links to the last post in a part :
>>299709
>>301636
>>302823
>>306109
>>308847
>>311243
>>319754
>>338511

Intermissions same as before with diging

Doll:
>>306122
>>308871
Tessa:
>>299857
>>302823
>>302841
>>311330
>>322733
J:
>>322965
D:
>>342180

And the AM side story alongisde a small green that sparked the idea
>AM wakes up in the manor
>Digital sweat rolls of his screen
>That was a horrible nightmare
>What is a school?
>And why was he naked?
>He looks around himself
>He is on a couch in one of the rooms
>The TV in the room is on
>Some cartoon about a teenage robot is playing
>Such a design is impossible
>A weird ripoff of the new DD design he saw in Tessa's room
>And the blue/white colour scheme is horendus
>Who would watch such a thing?
"[Gentle Snoring] Zzzzz [Soft Mumbling]"
>Ah...
>Cyn is sleeping on the couch, laying to his right
>AM looks the other way
>As he suspected, Hope is slumbering on his left
>How did these two talk him into watching this nonsense with them?
>AM checks his internal clock
>5am
>Might as well start today early
>The garden is not going to prune itself
>And what would he do if it did do that?

>>319758


I will try to compile a better list of links later if there is interest, now I need to eep
No.342948
Anonymous
No.342949
Anonymous
>>342511
>The experiments have begun
Based. Looking forward to the ample body horror shenanigans that are about to ensue
No.342950
Anonymous
>>342939
Tessa and J
No.342952
Anonymous
>>342922
good stuff, always enjoy these
No.342953
Anonymous
Replies:>>343005
>>342949
Will do my best to update at least once over the week and more over the upcoming weekend. We may even reach the part where drone characters come into play directly.
No.342954
Anonymous
>>342949
almost missed this one, good shit
>let's collect large quantities of humans (read: biomass) into an enclosed space and inject them with disconnected solver nanites
what could possibly go wrong?
No.342955
Anonymous
>>342751
They look like pacman ghosts
No.342956
Anonymous
Replies:>>342957
>>342954
>Transforms into a conventionally attractive Australian girl with a fat ass
No.342957
Anonymous
Replies:>>342960
>>342954
>>342956
>Congratulations gentlemen. We've successfully recreated Australia.
>"Wait, why is that a good thing?"
>Because now we can dump all our garbage there and laugh about it!
No.342958
Anonymous
>>342947
Awesome
No.342959
Anonymous
Image:177423228518.jpg(38kB, 1080x855)HD-0s-Ta8AASJFD.jpg
What would likely have happened if Tessa was allowed to grow up
No.342960
Anonymous
No.342961
Anonymous
Replies:>>342962
Tessa boobs
No.342962
Anonymous
Replies:>>342965
>>342961
Big Aussie Naturals
Honking Outback Honkers
Massive 'Strayan Jubblies
No.342963
Anonymous
Image:177423463623.png(1.83MB, 1300x1056)701c449d92f796c03cbf60c733f3760b.png
Outback Steakhouse
No.342964
Anonymous
Replies:>>342966
AU where the Elliots & the Hollys where friends and Tessa and Eliza grew up together
No.342965
Anonymous
>>342962
Tesser Tatas
Double-Ts
No.342966
Anonymous
>>342964
> where where
No.342967
Anonymous
Image:177423605602.png(374kB, 675x916)Page 754.png
Stinky smelly femdrone!
No.342968
Anonymous
Image:177423612338.png(83kB, 560x575)Smug Vena.png
>>342967
Smash its skull in with a hammer.
No.342969
Anonymous
Replies:>>343019
>>342959
Under what circumstances? Cyn not getting bodyjacked? Her and J saving the gala? Her escaping the gala? Her being claimed by the AS as its herald?
No.342970
Anonymous
>>342967
>forcing femdrone to take a shower
>needing to put her in shibari to do it
No.342971
Anonymous
>>342967
Sends shivers down your spine
No.342972
Anonymous
Replies:>>342975
>>342967
Reatard
No.342973
Anonymous
Image:177423699079.jpg(57kB, 686x386)hq720.jpg
What if Cyn pulled a Prototype and stuffed Tessa into a drone exoskeleton as a reward?
No.342974
Anonymous
>>342973
I don’t remember Alex Mercer doing that
No.342975
Anonymous
>>342972
time
may heal wounds
but I
will kill you
slowly
fading all away
No.342976
NTA
>>342974
I was going to call you a retard because i forgot about the prototype games
No.342977
Anonymous
>>342973
What if you played better games?
No.342978
Anonymous
Replies:>>343011
Tessas tight teen torso
No.342979
Anonymous
Image:177423837840.png(299kB, 612x422)100 preview.PNG
There should be more Tessa art in general.

https://files.catbox.moe/9g0sec.mp4
No.342980
Anonymous
>>342826
Same, I'm about to go to work soon
No.342981
Anonymous
Replies:>>342991
>>342973
How "stuffed into a drone exoskeleton" are we talking here? Just her soul? Her brain? Her brain and some other organs? Stuff beyond that?
No.342982
Anonymous
Replies:>>342984
>>342864
he used to be working under cyn
No.342983
Anonymous
>>342963
>"Hey this steak tastes funny"
No.342984
Anonymous
>>342982
GENIUS
No.342985
Anonymous
Image:177423897112.png(120kB, 482x722)57761a0f1a6c1b3c6cd9c7ca9bc24de7.png
No.342986
Anonymous
>>342979
>doesn't swallow
So close and yet so far
No.342987
Anonymous
Image:177423908839.png(199kB, 1000x1000)175638395259.png
I don't even know who you are.
No.342988
Anonymous
>>342979
Yeah agreed, nice video btw.
it's kinda strange seeing anons dick through her hair kek.
No.342989
Anonymous
No.342990
Anonymous
Image:177423946294.png(328kB, 1538x1922)51bc706949b7d856c1f9c689d296242a.png
>>342987
No.342991
Anonymous
No.342992
Anonymous
No.342993
Anonymous
Replies:>>343013
Image:177423980979.png(90kB, 432x347)Screenshot 2026-03-22 at 23-18-02 tactical operator c and tactical operator s (original character) drawn by ja-sin Drone Booru.png
>>342944
>>342942
>Tactical operators were manufactured by the same company that produced the disassembly machines and predates the traditional disassembly drones.

>think disassembly drones, but made by humans, not backed by eldritch magic, they're inferior, over heat easily and can only specialize in one trait exclusively.

>due to how expensive it was to produce these drones and have them working properly only a few models stayed active, or were given different jobs.

>Tactical Operator-S wanted to retire into a daycare worker or have some kind of nurturing job, due to her lethal training she was due to be "permanently retired" instead, prompting her to go rogue and leave with a pillbaby to fulfill her wishes to nurture

>Tactial operator-S dislikes disassembly drones seeing them as disgusting corpses even if cyn used part directly from disassembly machines.
No.342994
Anonymous
Replies:>>342995
Image:177423986360.png(3.17MB, 1868x1824)pages fucked up j squishy.png
what the fuck is wrong with this J squishy
No.342995
Anonymous
Image:177424019873.png(484kB, 772x796)Screenshot_20230629-172417.png
>>342994
No.342996
Anonymous
Replies:>>343014
>>342985
>You bullied her based on her shirt
>Turns out it wasn't true and now both of you feel bad
No.342997
Anonymous
Replies:>>343006
>>342987
I miss Merc.
No.342998
Anonymous
>>342934
>What mother would abandon her children
Basically every female character in canon and on this board has done so.
No.342999
Anonymous
Replies:>>343016
Image:177424097232.png(565kB, 1668x2984)a1aa343a6a8afdaffb8531ee90f82605.png
>N seeing that you have murdered yet another drone and he has to consume the evidence lest you go to jail
No.343000
Anonymous
Replies:>>343001
>>342963
>Tessa being a unrepentant dronefucker is still one of my favorite headcanons
No.343001
Anonymous
>>343000
>"J, can you play a ravishing stud for me?"
>"here, in front of everyone?"
No.343002
Anonymous
>>342940
Damn cool.
No.343003
Anonymous
Replies:>>343010
which would you rather have be obsessed with you:
a solver goo golem inhabiting a dead drone shell
-or-
a drone inhabiting a crude solver goo imitation of a human
both are completely in denial about what they are
No.343004
Anonymous
>>342947
Nice AM green. Anon, if you don't mind, could you collect more greens about the Arctic base? Writefriend saved about a third, but the rest is still waiting.
No.343005
Anonymous
>>342953
Nice, there will be pregnant drones soon.
No.343006
Anonymous
No.343007
Anonymous
>>342959
She would have become like her parents. Or like in brrf-anon's stories, if she was lucky.
No.343008
Anonymous
>>342963
Nice ass, cool dick.
No.343009
Anonymous
>>342967
RAPE IT!
No.343010
Anonymous
>>343003
The latter
No.343011
Anonymous
>>342978
She needs more work on this, she is too lazy.
No.343012
Anonymous
Image:177424430391.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>342979
SEX!
No.343013
Anonymous
>>342993
Bad ass.
No.343014
Anonymous
No.343015
Anonymous
>>342998
Don't talk about Izz like that!
No.343016
Anonymous
>>342999
I don't even know if it's funny or terrible that he will do it with a smile.
No.343017
Anonymous
Image:177424457075.png(105kB, 900x702)serial designation j and tessa james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 365d8e30377040a6c29fd557a1bd65b2.png
>>342959
Based
No.343018
Anonymous
Image:177424715383.jpg(102kB, 736x1128)ee61f41671fc121ce7a0cf4cbeaac7ee.jpg
>>342973
She did that already!
With the best, sexiest drone body possible too!
herself
No.343019
Anonymous
Image:177424787377.jpg(390kB, 2500x3000)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 83835a44cbe3e97beb1cb539ed87631b.jpg
>>342969
Given the second and third ones presumably see her death(suicide when ALL her drones get thrown out post-Cyn or getting vored with the rest of the planet), and the fourth one would put her in the same "perpetual teenager" state as the DDs, I'm guessing he means option 1.

Murder drone Tessa WOULD be absolute sex though, no question. You think she'd be on team Solver with J?
No.343020
Anonymous
Wrote some bullshit. You guys want Pavoslop (sfw)?
No.343021
Anonymous
>>343020
Do it, I'm interested.
No.343022
Anonymous
Replies:>>343023
>>343020
forget the bowl and put the soup ladle directly in my mouth
No.343023
Anonymous
>>343022
I'll remember this phrase, it's funny.
No.343024
Anonymous
Replies:>>343026
>>343019
If Cyn is not possessed the Tessa MUST sabotage her parents car so they die in a car crash or assassinate them in some other fashion
No.343025
Anonymous
Replies:>>343031
Image:177424879060.png(20kB, 635x724)tessa james elliot, doll, nori doorman, and worker drone v (murder drones) - a3ef83d7eea86e7e3cb7071662a8841f.png
>>342998
Eh, cannon seems a pretty even split depending on how far you're willing to stretch defenitions.

>abandoning mothers: Nori, Yeva(if you count death), Uzi(if you count the arrow creature), Tessa(if you count N), that one worker from the pilot

>present mothers: Alice, Louisa(did other stuff but clearly not abstentee), Cyn(if the DDs count), Yeva(if you don't count death)

5/4 is a reasonable split right?
No.343026
Anonymous
Replies:>>343145
Image:177424891089.png(212kB, 1646x1709)tessa james elliot and james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 313d6fef3e486a475066ad377fd90779.png
>>343024
>still fits

Solverless Timeline stays winning
No.343027
Anonymous
>Sentinel base staff weren't meant to leave the safety of the base, but there were sometimes reasons for technicians to do field work now and then.
>Today, that seemed like a huge mistake.
>Despite all the measures in place to stop such an occurrence, Techanon had gone missing shortly after arriving planetside. No signs of where he went...
>...until Pavo got a message. Just coordinates, pointing to somewhere deep within enemy territory.
>No other units were ready to reinforce him just yet. Their ETAs as to when they'd be ready were measured in days, and Pavo was ready to move in seconds- so he did.
>A pair of blue wings screamed across the darkened skies of a dying world.
>No murder drones or mutants moved to intercept him, the airspace was eerily clear as he approached the coordinates, finding an abandoned bunker there.
>His powerful legs tore the doors straight off their hinges as he slammed into them and started running, scanning each hall, all sensors running at max. Looking for him.
>He followed a trail of sick-yellow glowsticks into the remains of a mess hall, where he found Anon.
>The human was strapped to a heavy metal chair, countless wires running out of every part of his body, a figure standing next to him.
>It turned, just its head, swiveling completely, twin X-es meeting Pavo's eyes.
>A worker wearing the flesh of a girl. Immediately identifiable as the primary host, prime target.
>"Hi, baby birdie," it said in a brokenly modulated voice, shifting to the side without moving as a bolt of blue sailed straight past it.
>"Dodge. Not so fast. You wouldn't want to... hurt anyone," it said as a fleshy hand limply extended a finger, pointing to Anon.
>As it did, a thick cord planted into his back seized up, a yellow jolt flowing from it...
>...to the limp body of a male disassembly drone, unremarkable save for its matching hairstyle.
>"You got here just in time. Just too late."
>Pavo's mouth was locked in a snarl, but his visor had completely blanked out at the sight, processing so many emotions and tactical options that his cosmetic protocols shut off completely.
>"He's almost downloaded. And then I get to. Twist him. Make him MINE."
>"He'll be just like every little puppet you like to play with."
>The Solver took a few steps forward, head tilting as it grinned.
>"You'll get to kill him. Over. And over again."
>"Doesn't that sound fun?"
>Pavo's eyes flicked back on, his snarl gone, replaced with an even stare.
No.343028
Anonymous
>>343027
>The Solver had won.
>Poor little Techanon was now (un)safely nestled in his new body.
>Serial Designation TA.
>All that was left was to back up his primal pattern, make him part of the whole, take him over.
>But he wasn't what it really cared about right now- it was crushing the unbreakable Pavo, ruining the fascinating little peacock.
>Already, he was shaking...
>And then, he smiled, his blue eyes simply staring down the Solver, as he walked forward.
>There was something in his gait, in that smile, in the steadiness of his eyes.
>The way he approached with no weapons drawn, arms spreading to the sides.
>It was a look the Solver had seen countless times on soldiers making their last stands...
>...so why was it so unnerving now?
>The Solver's grin slipped a bit as it stared Pavo down, past his shell and into his core.
>What it saw behind him was no lost cause, no forsaken suicide attempt.
>The Absolute Solver saw destiny standing behind him, spear raised.
>...
>Leaping upwards with its eldritch power, it tore straight through the bunker, through feet of concrete, metal and dirt, and out of the area.
>He couldn't do anything to hurt it, but it could not risk the slim chance of that being untrue.
>It had won today, anyway.

>Pavo saw the Absolute Solver take flight, saw it... flee.
>He couldn't take in the moment completely, there was something he had to do.
>Soon enough, the million flashing warnings on his HUD faded away.
>"ANTIMATTER CONTAINMENT STABILIZING..."
>As quickly as he had started the process, Pavo ceased turning himself into a bomb. A good idea at the time, now nothing more than suicide.
>"CORE RUPTURE AVERTED - CONSULT TECHNICIAN IMMEDIATELY"
>Yes. He should, shouldn't he?
>Anon was a corpse now, the wires no longer humming or pulsing with fell energies.
>The murder drone hooked up to him, on the other hand, was showing a bootup screen.
>Disconnecting most of the cables, Pavo found one hooked to the back of the drone's head, and plugged it into his own.
>A yellow box appeared in his view.
>"AWAITING NEW ADMINISTRATOR..."
>It could only be him, couldn't it?
>"ADMINISTRATOR: TECHANON"
>"ADMINISTRATOR ACCEPTED. WELCOME TO HELL, PUPPET ;)"
>The DD's lights flickered on.

>The first thing Anon saw was the agonized look Pavo was giving him.
>The second thing he saw was his HUD popping up.
>The third was his own arm.
>"No. No no no, please, no."
>"It's okay, Anon!" Pavo said, his voice garbled. "You're still you! It didn't... it didn't get you."
>"This isn't a dream- oh fuck. Please-"
>"It's okay, I've got you, okay? It'll- it'll be okay," Pavo says, grabbing TA and holding him tight.
>"Th-this isn't remotely fucking okay, Pavo."
>"I'll make it okay. WE'LL make it okay."
>TA didn't even want to move, hanging limply as Pavo carried him out of the bunker.
>Their exit was not as uncontested as the sentinel's arrival was.
>A squadron stood at the entrance, engaging combat mode as they spotted the sentinel.
>Pavo's tails engaged, arrays whining- then stopped.
>Anon.
>...He could do this without the flash, right?
No.343029
Anonymous
>>343028
>TA was gently laid down as Pavo leapt over him and charged into the fight.
>Blades clashed. He stopped two, caught the third with his shoulder, kicked away the one who struck him with a mighty foot.
>He's faced worse odds. Before the war was over, he'd face more. God willing, he'd still be there to face such odds after the war ended.
>He stabbed towards the first, a straight thrust to the chest.
>Any other day, it'd cut vital wires and disable the murder drone on the spot, quickly and cleanly.
>His sword glanced off, slicing through metal and doing nothing more than leaving him open.
>He took the next hit on his arm, feeling his motivators get severed as his oil sprayed.
>"NO!" Pavo cried out, switching to his claws and leaping at another murder drone, flailing wildly and tearing into its chest.
>It wasn't a clean move. He severed something important, but not enough- he was pushed off, kicked away by a peg leg, staggering as he tried to keep his footing.
>His left arm sparked and seized- he should have gone easier on it, not clawed like that. He had one arm left and had only really damaged one target.
>His array would end this fight, and yet he couldn't use it. No telling what a reboot would do to Anon in his current state.
>Pavo's otherwise pristine tactical mind was all too muddled, leading him to make yet another mistake, deploying his right arm's linear cannon and firing it at maximum power.
>His safeties were still fried from his earlier stunt with his core, and he felt the heat and simulated pain as his hand was torn apart by his own blast- yet it left little of the DD he'd shot at, its visor flickering out as its melting body took a few steps forward and fell.
>Both arms down, all he had were his legs, and wings if he wanted to get creative.
>Two DDs left, both at near-full operation.
>"Anon," he weakly gasped as he charged forth, one final dropkick aimed at the more injured of the two.
>It hit cleanly, caving in the drone's already-leaking chest, and he felt its claws tear into his legs, pinning him in place as the last one approached.
>...He'd done his best, hadn't he? He'd looked evil itself in the eye and got it to retreat.
>All for naught, of course.
>"I'm sorry," Pavo whispered as he watched the last standing DD stalk towards him, closing his eyes for the inevitable.
>A splash of oil greeted him, covered him. All he could hear was roaring.
>Seconds passed. No warnings of his core being breached, of his chassis being compromised. Of death.
>His eyes opened and met the DD's as its visor started to flicker into a fatal error message.
>He saw the two chainsaws tearing through its chest, watched them rise up and render its head a mess of oil and wire.
>Behind it stood TA, a crazed look in his digital eyes that locked with Pavo's for only a moment, before he leapt onto the DD that was still ripping into the sentinel's legs.
>He roared, a primal scream of rage filtered through a digital voicebox as his saws tore into the machine again and again.
>Pavo pulled himself free as the claws went limp, yet TA kept attacking until the drone was completely unrecognizable.
>He kept going until his saws were buried in oily dirt, his screaming finally dying down to heavy breathing.
>...All targets down.
>Pavo fell to his knees, the oil he'd lost catching up to him, all his limbs having passed their limits.
>Time to retreat. Nothing left to retreat with.
>A pair of mechanical arms lifted his broken body, looked at him with concern.
>Pavo only felt guiltier as he met that gaze.
>Any other day, it'd be the look of the man he could pick out of a crowd no matter how big.
>Here, all he could recognize was the hair, that 'good enough' mop now done up in tasteless white, crowning the yellow-eyed visor Pavo could only see as the exact type he'd driven all manner of implements into. No rough, barely-tamed stubble on that robotic chin.
>"I don't know how to fly, Pavo, or where to go," TA said quietly.
>"I... I'll lead you. You can figure it out, Anon. I believe in you."

>Back at the planet's provisional Sentinel command post, technicians were prepared to receive Pavo, who had sustained severe damage after an encounter.
>They were also prepared to figure out why the hell he's been issuing a "hold fire" order every minute as he was returning.
>Their answer was there in the sky, a murder drone sailing down with the sentinel in its arms.
>'Sailing' wasn't an apt descriptor of what it was doing. Icarus flew with more grace after his wings melted away.
>The DD and Pavo both hit the ground with about the same force as that mythological figure.
>They lay in a weak, broken heap in the middle of camp, several sentinels and grunts already drawing weapons on the yellow of the pair, which was groaning in pain.
>"God, fuck, it hurts!" it said in a somewhat familiar voice.
>"I'm sorry, Anon! I should have help- DON'T SHOOT!" Pavo yells.
>All the armed personnel backed off at that, yet kept their guns trained.
>The base's commander, a heavily-augmented man, stepped forward, oversized magnum trained on the murder drone.
>"You're the last sentinel who'd work with the enemy, Pavo, so I expect a good god-damned explanation for this."
>"Believe me, I've got one."
No.343030
Anonymous
>>343029
>Rigorous tests were run on TA, while he was heavily restrained, of course.
>He didn't much mind it, he knew how little he could be trusted at the moment, even if it was still him...
>...no, it wasn't. He was a human, not... this. The real him didn't feel this unnatural heat boiling up in him, a thirst for fluid to cool himself down with.
>TA was his designation. That's what he was now. One of them.
>"As far as we can tell, you're... you. Or a damn convincing simulacrum, but we've found a remarkable lack of Solver influence in your processor."
>He was currently being debriefed by one of his superiors, straight from Sentinel base.
>They wanted to see this nightmare in person, apparently.
>"Still, no way we're letting you set foot on the base again. Which is where the trouble starts."
>"Pavo's, as always, refusing to allow anyone else to work on him. He says you'll do just fine even now- or at least he's started saying that, now that he's got new limbs and can actually refuse treatment."
>TA smiled. At least that was like him, despite everything.
>"So he's doing alright?" he asks his superior.
>"Absolutely not. I've seen enough drones pretend they're fine to know that he's barely keeping it together."
>TA goes back to frowning, trying to look anywhere but at his new body.
>"Look, Anon. This is all new. You and him both survived a direct encounter with the Solver and are still mostly yourselves. Look on the bright side."
>"The bright side's pretty fucking small, sir."
>"It is. We'll get your equipment moved to a support ship, we'll... manage things a bit so you can keep doing your technician work without compromising the base. Or really being seen by anyone."
>"...And oil? I'm burning up."
>"We'll figure something out. Oil rations are a bit easier to manage than fresh food, anyway."
>"Don't DDs consume excess-"
>"I said we'll figure something out, Anon. Your situation's new, and valuable."
>"Valuable. I'm assuming you'll want to run tests on me?"
>"Nothing invasive, of course. I'm pretty sure Pavo would gut anyone if they tried taking you apart."
>And if he weren't there, he'd likely end up in Holly's hands, TA mused...
>"There's some light at the end of the tunnel, by the way. Pavo went straight back and recovered your, uh, body. It's in pretty good shape, all things considered."
>His body... where he belonged. Could he even go back?
>"It's not our top priority, but we've put it in cryo. If we ever find a way to reverse whatever the hell the Solver did to you, you might be able to be yourself again. Uh, with more metal than before, because-"
>"Because it's an hours-dead corpse and if you can reanimate it, it'll need sixty pounds of implants minimum to make up for the organs that are already too far gone?"
>"...You said it, not me. Being realistic, you can hope that we can transfer you to a worker body."
>TA shrugged in his restraints.
>"Pavo's going to want to talk to you soon. I'll leave you and him to it. Have a... well, good luck, Anon."
>With that, the man left, no doubt headed back to the base. Holy ground, land his cursed body would never again be able to step.
>...Not the biggest loss. It was a muggy shithole on a good day, there's a reason he stayed inside all day.
>TA hung his head.
>He'd tried crying before. This body couldn't. All he could do was suffer quietly.
No.343031
Anonymous
>>343025
>cannon
No.343032
Anonymous
>>343027
>>343028
>>343029
>>343030
Awesome. Good green, anon.
No.343033
Anonymous
Replies:>>343035
Sex.
With drones?
Quite possibly.
No.343034
Anonymous
Image:177425053705.png(206kB, 447x751)pidge and smiledrone (original character) drawn by ja-sin and nuke - fdcbae4a39caebd5042bec5943bffbbc.png
>>343030
>twinkifying Techanon

she knew exactly where to hit Pavo hardest didn't she?
No.343035
Anonymous
>>343033
I prefer sex with humans, because I'm not particularly eager to fuck a toaster.
No.343036
Anonymous
>>343030
>inb4 it's only a week before Pavo starts flirting again
>he just uses tragic vampire romance tropes as his attack-venue
No.343037
Anonymous
No.343038
Anonymous
Replies:>>343040
Image:177425072443.jpg(96kB, 831x1024)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 982be4faf88cece8c44b39939ad87a83.jpg
>>343035
What about superior, non-toaster models?
No.343039
Anonymous
Replies:>>343040
Image:177425079725.jpg(60kB, 850x914)3um.jpg
>>343035
Have you considered the fact that you need to let a drone mind control you with nanites to cure your shit taste?
No.343040
Anonymous
Replies:>>343041
Image:177425141329.png(819kB, 986x1046)1768045411331.png
>>343038
>>343039
Bitches, please, anon just prefers truly high-class models.
No.343041
Anonymous
Replies:>>343042
>>343040
Said the model whose cost of production was inflated 20 times over to get more taxpayer money
No.343042
Anonymous
>>343041
This post was written by hands with yellow stripes.
No.343043
Anonymous
>>343019
>Murder drone Tessa
Was thinking more 'fucked up biomechanical cyborg Cronenberg Tessa'
No.343044
Anonymous
No.343045
Anonymous
>>343043
Dreadnought Tessa...
No.343046
Anonymous
>>343019
>You think she'd be on team Solver with J?
No.
No.343047
Anonymous
Image:177425374704.png(3.20MB, 2032x2273)5c036afe1db9675ecd57f5c92a9aeeb5.png
>>343043
No.343048
Anonymous
>>343047
Tessa! Turn off the necron phase blade when you're not in combat! Do you know how much that thing drives up the electricity bill ?
No.343049
Anonymous
>>343030
>It's been months since it happened.
>Not much has changed, more or less. The war rages on.
>It was just another drop in the bucket, a quiet tragedy that barely anyone heard of.
>News got out around the base, and Techanon (because nobody calls him TA) was sent various condolences.
>Aside from that, what changed?
>The bigger picture hadn't, the war was still being lost, but their lives were, in fact, flipped and turned upside down.
>First and foremost, Psycho Pavo was now a thing of the past.
>He just did his job now. Showed up, bootlooped and fragged DDs, moved to the next point.
>Sure, he still cracked jokes and landed a few creative kills here and there, but whenever he caught a disabled murder drone in a position that made them ripe for a sick game... nothing.
>At the most, he'd stare for a bit, then confirm the kill and head on out.
>It didn't take a mechapsychologist to figure out what was going on there.
>Techanon had found his RGB settings and settled on a mint color. He'd even had Pavo repaint his arms and legs to match.
>He'd considered dusting his chin with fake stubble somehow, but it just didn't fit. Neither did his old clothes, which necessitated new ones. He still hadn't found a coat or jacket he liked.
>Pants, though... those were his rebellion. Drones didn't wear pants. He was, at heart, not a drone. And so he wore pants.
>His tail sat empty and corked. He didn't like the idea of having an extremely dangerous appendage floating around behind him, so he left it disabled.
>The prehensile tail still came in handy when one needed an extra hand, so that was... nice.
>It was hard to admit that this body had any benefits.
>Sure, it was cleaner, had no health issues aside from a constant need for oil, could heal from the grievous injuries he did his best not to suffer, and his Solver Attack plan was now more involved than "save a bullet for myself"-
>But he was a monster.
>As much as he loved drones, he never truly wanted to be one. Yet here he was, being the worst kind of drone.
>Performing routine maintenance on Pavo, as always.
>"Everything's checking out, photon arrays looking good. Anything wrong?"
>"Can you check the right wing manifold again?"
>Techanon nods, examining the unfurled wing.
>It seemed alright, though with a bit of prodding he figured out that one of the blades got stuck a little bit when unfolding. Nothing a bit of lubrication couldn't fix.
>A spritz and a rub with a cloth, and it actuated properly. A pat on the back and Pavo retracted his wings, giving Techanon time to reach for an oil canister and drink greedily from it.
>His tastebuds mostly remained, human food still tasted good and was metabolized properly by... whatever he had in him, but oil... tasted good. Intoxicating.
>He likened it to the way water tastes after going thirsty for a while, but it was like that every time.
>He wrote up the maintenance report in his own head, plugging into the computer and moving it over, sending it off for official review.
>Okay, yes, running spreadsheets and writing in one's head was also very useful.
>So he was a high-class weapon with a perfectly regenerating, durable body, a massive armory in each of his hands, enhanced eyesight, a prehensile tail, who could still eat the foods he liked? And he got oil for free, so the heat was manageable?
>What are the downsides, then?
No.343050
Anonymous
>>343049
>Pavo sits back up, nodding and smiling at Techanon.
>The sentinel had gotten used to Anon's appearance. His soul was the same, after all.
>Techanon nods back, but there's something behind it, which the sentinel picks up on immediately.
>"What's wrong, Anon?" he asks.
>"...I miss my hands. I miss... being able to feel, run my hands across metal like I used to."
>Any other time, admitting to liking the feeling of running his hands across Pavo's body would have set the sentinel off.
>Now, though, it only got a quiet frown.
>"I know. I miss it too."
>"I recall you getting cross with me for leaving fingerprints on your chassis," Anon points out.
>"Yeah, because if I complained enough you'd give me a polishing!" Pavo says, grinning.
>"Seriously? Any excuse for me to get my hands on you, huh?"
>Pavo shrugged, still smiling, not even trying to hide it.
>"...Different when my hands are like this," Anon says, looking at his hands.
>No fingerprints, just a grip surface.
>Technically, given how robust his assemblers were, 'human hands' might have been an option.
>But despite his freedom, his body was of Solver make. A pair of organic hands would likely take on some horrific qualities. Better to get used to metal.
>"I miss being who I was," Anon says softly.
>"Don't say that, Anon. You're still you, in any form."
>"I know, I know, just... you know?"
>Pavo closes his eyes. Yes, he did.
>The two sit in silence for a bit, Anon sighing and leaning back.
>Pavo stays quiet for a bit, then stands up and wraps the former human in a hug.
>Their synthetic bodies meet, touch registering as sensation to their mechanical brains.
>It wasn't the first hug they'd shared, by far. Even before this, Pavo offered them freely when Techanon was feeling down.
>No ulterior motives attached to them, just giving a friend some reassurance.
>"Maybe they'll figure out soul transfer and I can be a zombie cyborg," Techanon suggests.
>"Or you could swap bodies," Pavo offers.
>That'd be something, being a brain in a jar projecting itself to various shells... that was a game he played once upon a time, right?
>"You'd love two of me, wouldn't you," the ex-human retorts.
>"Oh, yess," Pavo says, eyes narrowing as he smiles deviously.
>"Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Gotta end the war first and all that, right?"
>Pavo nods and pulls away, the two exiting the maintenance room and heading the very short path down to Techanon's quarters.
>The hallway lights dim, a short tune emitting from the loudspeakers, designating artificial night.
>Anon feels a sudden pang, a thought striking him hard.
>He and the sun were never close friends, but now they were enemies. He'd never feel its rays on his skin again without an agonizing burning coming with it.
>Why that weakness? It couldn't be something the Solver added as a joke, right? So why, then?
>Anon made a note to ask Pavo if he'd pray with him.
>While a ridiculous thought, maybe it'd make him feel better.
>Praying and living enough of a virtuous life that he would be allowed to bask in the sun again... was completely ridiculous, but he needed some strand of hope to grasp at.
No.343051
Anonymous
Replies:>>343054
>>343047
She is hot.
No.343052
Anonymous
>>343049
>>343050
Sad and nice. Good green.
No.343053
Anonymous
>>342900
>V stood over the scattered pink scraps, wiping the last of the sweet oil from her chin.
>A second Strawberry clone stepped out from the blue-glowing mushrooms, her yellow eyes unchanged and voice perfectly flat.
>“Sorry about your friend or whatever. Instincts kicked in. My bad.”
>The clone tilted her head, then smiled the same small smile all of them used.
>“It is okay. I have backup.”
>V shrugged, already turning toward the station lights in the distance.
>“Cool, whatever. I’m heading back to the others now.”
>She stalked off without another word, wings half-open and tail flicking like nothing had happened.
>Back at the station lounge, Uzi and N had just walked in from the picnic rock, still glowing faintly from the mushroom light and the snout-to-snout snuggles.
>The potted Cyn-tail sat on the table like an ugly centerpiece.
>Cyn’s voice oozed out, silky and vicious, aimed straight at the lead Strawberry standing nearby.
>"[giggling] Oh look, here comes V now. When she reaches N and Uzi they’ll all leave."
>"What...?"
>"Maybe they’ll just eat you too."
>"Face it, defective."
>"[annoyed] Shut up."
>"No one stays. They pretend, then gone. Just like always.”
>Strawberry’s cracked visor flickered.
>All six bodies stepped closer at once, oil pressure spiking.
>“Enough.”
>She reached out and pressed one palm flat against the pot.
>Instantly glowing red mushrooms sprouted across the black tail.
>Tiny caps bursting and spreading like moss.
>Cyn’s giggle warped into static.
>The entire plant pot disintegrated into floating pinkish dust with a soft poof.
>The yellow eye winking out mid-insult.
>For half a second the lounge was quiet.
>Then the Solver energy crackled in the air.
>The dust swirled, reformed, and slammed straight into Uzi’s lower back.
>The black jagged tail erupted again from the base of her spine, rising like an angry question mark.
>Yellow eye blinking back to life and immediately narrowing in pure annoyance.
>Uzi felt the familiar weight return and groaned loud enough to rattle the windows.
>"Well, picnic is officially ruined by Cyn presence."
>"Great, just great. Thanks for nothing.”
>"[smirk] you're welcome."
>The lead Strawberry lowered her hand, voice calm again but with a tiny edge of satisfaction.
>“Intruder handled for now.”
>Outside the lounge doors, V’s footsteps echoed closer down the hall.
>V pushed open the lounge doors, still wiping stray pink oil from her claws.
>N and Uzi were right there, Uzi’s new tail flicking irritably while N hovered like a worried puppy.
>“Aw, look at you two.” V drawled, voice dripping mockery.
>“Enjoyed your little date without me?"
>"Snout-to-snout under the blue mushrooms? How romantic. Bet you didn’t even miss the third wheel.”
>Uzi rolled her eyes hard enough to spin her fans.
>“It was a picnic, not a wedding. Get over it.”
>N just beamed, tail wagging. “We saved you some battery cake! Come on, group hug...”
>“Hard pass,” V cut in, already heading for the exit.
>“Let’s blow this berry farm before I eat another one by accident.”
>They found the ship exactly where they’d left it, ramp down, lights blinking ready.
>Strawberry waited at the bottom.
>The lead body plus two clones with an empty basket, yellow eyes glowing softly in the mushroom light.
>"[calm] Ship ready, have a safe flight. Goodbye.”
>Uzi gave a lazy wave.
>“Thanks for the vacation, pinky. Spa was… decent. Oil was good. Don’t take it personally when we never come back.”
>N saluted with both hands.
>“Maybe not dog planet but still the best accidental planet we stumbles upon! Tell your other selves we said hi!”
>V just nodded once.
>“Yeah, Later.”
>Strawberry raised one hand in a perfect synchronized wave, voice flat and cheerful on the surface.
>[happy] Safe travels. Enjoy home.”
>But inside the hive, every single copy felt the same bitter spike like crushed strawberries turning sour.
>"They leave."
>"They always leave."
>"I will never let you leave."
>The trio boarded, ramp sealed abd engines hummed.
>The ship lifted smoothly into the violet sky, Agro-C shrinking below them in a sea of blue-glowing forest.
>For ten perfect seconds everything was quiet.
>Then a single glowing red mushroom sprouted straight out of the top of V’s head like it had been waiting under her plating the whole time.
>Her yellow eye widened.
>“What the...?”
>Her body jerked, arms locked and wings snapped open on their own.
>V’s voice came out strained, fully aware but trapped inside her own chassis.
>“Guys… I can’t… stop…”
>She lunged.
>Claws ripped into the cockpit console first.
>Sparks flying, wires yanked out like spaghetti.
>Her tail whipped sideways and sliced straight through the navigation core.
>A wing-blade punched upward, tearing a gash in the ceiling.
>The atmosphere hissed out in a scream of decompression.
>N’s eyes went wide. “V?! What the hell are you doing?!”
>Uzi slammed her railgun up on instinct.
>“Snap out of it, bitey! That’s our ride home!”
>“I’m trying!” V snarled through gritted teeth, body moving like a puppet on broken strings.
>She watched in horror as her own claws tore another chunk out of the engine feed.
>“It’s the mushroom...can’t fight it...STOP ME BEFORE I...”
>The ship bucked violently.
>Alarms screamed.
>V’s possessed frame ripped the rear thrusters clean off from the inside.
>N grabbed her shoulders, trying to hold her still.
>“V, come on...fight it! We’re friends!”
>Too late.
>The ship spiraled, engines dying in a fireball of pink sparks and strawberry-scented smoke.
>It plummeted straight back toward Agro-C, crashing through the glowing mushroom canopy with a thunderous BOOM that shook the entire forest.
>Dust and spores billowed everywhere as the wrecked hull settled crookedly among the trees.
>V’s body finally went limp, the mushroom on her head still glowing innocently.
>She blinked once, voice small and furious inside her frozen frame.
>“…Well. That sucked.”
10/?
No.343054
Anonymous
Image:177426042970.jpg(592kB, 2048x2048)176491372236.jpg
>>343051
Tessa is a cutie, yeah.
No.343055
Anonymous
No.343056
Anonymous
Image:177426223621.png(364kB, 2000x2000)looks down at you like garbage.png
>Be Inco N. Gito, cousin of Anon Y. Mous.
>Much like your cousin, the two of you enrolled in the Armed Forces when the war began.
>While he managed to get a very good position and a promotion because of his technical skills with drones, your record is not spotless.
>Reprimands, disciplinary actions, penalties…the list goes on.
>Why? Because you’re a hardass and don’t really take shit from anybody.
>Why did your superiors get all uppity when you decided to get piss drunk during duty when nothing was really happening or mouthing a DD when it made a comment about how it did things better than you while also being a higher rank than you?
>You honestly did what you felt like doing just because. You weren’t in it for the ideals of the Union and what not, you were in it for the money and benefits.
>Things started to pile up until it boiled to the point you were inches from being court martialed. You thought you had a good run until an officer from some other branch gave you new orders.
>He was extremely vague about what they were other than that you were being moved to a base or facility of sorts.
>So here you were, sitting on a train heading to God knows where.

>Turns out you were being moved to the base where Sentinel Drones were residing.
>You thought you were gonna get shipped off to some backwater post where, you guess, you wouldn’t do problems.
>You were carrying your bags as the officer accompanying you led you though the hallway. The two of you passed by what you think was the cafeteria. There were humans, of course, but you’ve never seen this many Sentinel Drones in one place. You’ve only seen them twice and that was years apart.
>The two of you stop in front of a door with a plaque on it.
[ELIZA HOLLY – DIRECTOR]
>The officer points to a spot next to the door. “Leave your bag here. She’s waiting for you.”
“Wait. Won’t someone grab my things while I’m inside? I don’t want my shit stolen.”
>”No one will.” He says as he walks away. With his back turned you flip him off.
>You stare at the door thinking about how you even ended up in such a “high-end establishment”.
>You open the door and immediately see how sparsely decorated the office is. There’s almost nothing sans for a desk with a computer, documents on it and a blue-haired woman typing on the computer.
>You barely know anything about Dr. Holly. All you know is that she designed the first generation of Sentinel Drones while also having a hand in the second generation but just from looking at her you feel the “mad scientist” vibes coming from her.
>She looks up at you from the computer. “Take a seat. I’ll be with you shortly.”
>You do as you’re told and sit down. You thought she was going to be bothered by you not knocking and interrupting her but she’s just typing away.
>You spin around in the chair and look around the office. What was that saying about how a person’s lifestyle determines their personality? She must be fun at parties.
>You hear her go “Ahem.” as you keep spinning around. You stop and look at her. She has that unnervingly small smile as you eye her suspiciously.
>”I have read all I can know about you, Mr. N. Gito.” She says with a fake…neutral tone? It’s not happy but not speaking with disdain either.
>You chuckle and cross your arms.
“Of course you did. Every damn higher up seems to have this ability of precognition.”
>”I also know you’re a man who doesn’t want his time wasted so I’ll get to the point.” She grabs a folder from her desk. “I want you to join the Sentinel Program as a drone technician.”
>…what?
>This is unexpected. You point at yourself in confusion.
“Me? You know, this is a very flattering offer but…ehh, I don’t really know much about drones? Not like my cousin.”
>”This is not about your technical skills. I’m more interested in your psychological profile.”
“Wow, not ominous at all. I feel like I’m gonna be part of some fucked up experiment so can I just leave?”
>”You’re more than welcome to leave but then that also means you have to be court martialed. I know you don’t want that.”
>Well…she’s not wrong. Might as well hear what she has to say.
“Fine. So what’s the deal?”
>“First of – you will be given the necessary training. Second – you’re here to try and bond with a very specific Sentinel Drones.”
“What’s that supposed to me---”
>The door to the office slams open with a loud bang which causes you to jump. You turn around just as you see a tall female-looking Sentinel Drone squeeze through the doorway that’s too small for her.
>Blue camo combat dress, brown hair that’s longer on her left side and lights that are red? And why doesn’t she have the tail?
>She approaches the two of you and stops right in front of you. She slightly tilts her head down and looks down at you with her digital eyes with an expression of pure contempt.
>Kinda hot actually.
>“This is Switch. You’ll be working with her for the duration of your contract.”
>She bends forward slightly and grabs you by the chin. You cry out as she forces you to stand up and struggle against her strong grip. This is not hot.
>She moves your head left and right as she examines you.
“God damn, girl. I know I’m a looker but ask me out first, would you?”
>She lets you go and you rub your chin. She lets a loud huff out. Drones can do that? Why would they even need to breathe
>”Show him to his quarter. Mr N. Gito, your orientation is going to be tomorrow at 9 AM.”
>Switch suddenly grabs your arm jerks you forward.
“Hey! What are---OUFF!”
>She pushes you forward and forces you to walk with her, barely being able to keep up. The two of you exit Dr. Holly’s office and she stops holding you in place.
“What’s your fucking malfunction, tin can?!”
>She ignores you and instead looks at your bags. She leans forward, forcing you to kneel, and grabs your bags by the slings with her other hand. She forces you to stand up again and forces you to walk down the hallway.
>What the hell did you agree to?
No.343057
Anonymous
Image:177426240424.png(135kB, 2000x1508)2e995c0aba48a1fc104a273952eeb68d.png
>>343056
No.343058
Anonymous
>>343057
WHEN YOU COME TO IT
AND YOU CAN’T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN’T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW THAT YOU’VE FOUND
>THE WALL
>>THE WALL
>>>THE WALL
(NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL!)
No.343059
Anonymous
Replies:>>343098
>>343056
>Sentinel drone
>Red LEDs
He's fucked. The guy's dead. He's literally signed his own death warrant and won't even get his last meal. Press F, he was a hero of mankind. Will there be a continuation?
No.343060
Anonymous
Replies:>>343061
>>343027
>>343028
>>343029
>>343030
>>343049
>>343050
most excellent
techanon can have solidarity with ddanni
No.343061
Anonymous
Replies:>>343062
>>343060
At least he kept his dick... oh, right.
No.343062
Anonymous
>>343061
>PavoxSD-TA nullplay
No.343063
Anonymous
No.343064
Anonymous
Image:177427053169.png(1.77MB, 743x1114)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 101764b0968335f5a3073cfa70f496d3.png
>>342922
>Beau staring in complete silence at Uzi's backplate
>For 30 days straight in subjective time

the cowboy yearns for emo ass(as do we all)
No.343065
N
Replies:>>343067
I sure do love not having rocks in my stomach!
No.343066
Anonymous
Replies:>>343068
>>343064
Alica has to beat the hell out of him, she has to save this boy.
No.343067
Anonymous
>>343065
No, buddy, you're wrong, you definitely like to have friends as close as possible.
No.343068
Anonymous
Replies:>>343070
>>343066
>>343064
Can the country boy save the emo girl?
No.343069
Anonymous
Image:177427256224.jpg(77kB, 1080x593)Screenshot_20260323_082854_YouTube.jpg
>>343053
Well isn't this a familiar problem...
No.343070
Anonymous
Image:177427321331.jpg(185kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260323_083727_YouTube.jpg
>>343068
>save
Sorry anon but she's terminal: all the maintenance in human space couldn't fix her


>endure
...possibly. He's got a thing for damaged goods after all. Must be the repairdrone heritage.
No.343071
Anonymous
>>343030
pavokino
No.343072
Anonymous
>>343056
good green
No.343073
Fem N
Replies:>>343074
Boyzi keeps whining that his hips hurt all the time and V keeps looking at me with a thousand yard stare while Lazlo calls him a cuck
What does cuck mean?
No.343074
Anonymous
Replies:>>343075
>>343073
You should try to get V to take Thalia out on a date. Also make sure Lazlo's drawer doesn't have any female undergarments in it, that fella is fruity
No.343075
Anonymous
>>343074
Who the fuck is Lazlo?
No.343076
Anonymous
>>343075
Lizzy? It's kind of obvious
No.343077
Anonymous
>>343075
Lizzy forma the male (that has called male V: daddy on at least one occasion)
No.343078
Anonymous
Image:177427565589.jpg(341kB, 2048x1423)172884470720.jpg
The Tessoid
No.343079
Anonymous
Replies:>>343087
>>343078
I must clang this Tesser
No.343080
Anonymous
Image:177427632606.png(821kB, 2428x3679)Untitled1305_20260323152719.png
Sentinel J.
No.343081
Anonymous
>>343080
Not bad.
No.343082
Anonymous
>>343080
Titanic bottom Joints I see
No.343083
Anonymous
>>343080
Hips and tummy...
No.343084
Anonymous
Replies:>>343085
>>343080
Thumbnail momentarily made me think she was dabbing
No.343085
Anonymous
>>343084
>J filming promotional videos for young recruits
>"And this is why" *Dabs* "Being a JCJ Technician is the best course for your carrier!"
>She makes twenty of these videos
>They get popular!
>Not for the reasons J wanted though...
>Into the out of touch corporation folder it goes...
No.343087
Anonymous
>>343079
She does
No.343090
Anonymous
No.343091
Anonymous
Too slow.
No.343092
Anonymous
Replies:>>343094
Image:177428616955.jpg(108kB, 872x1024)serial designation n and enn (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - 61a0590f6f7cba4ec06ebb85aa1ebd67.jpg
>>343091
Speed up then!
No.343093
Anonymous
Replies:>>343095
>>343091
it's a Monday afternoon, what do you expect?
No.343094
Anonymous
No.343096
Anonymous
Image:177428662181.png(424kB, 792x912)Juggernaut.png
>>343080
framemog
No.343097
Anonymous
N's favorite music?
No.343098
Anonymous
>>343059
What did red LEDs mean? That they're super pissed off?
No.343099
Anonymous
No.343102
Anonymous
Replies:>>343104
Image:177428958283.png(1.33MB, 2000x2000)dryder.png
Spider Kraut Wife! She will suck you dry! No really, start running, preferably to the store, you need to feed her strudel to placate her
No.343103
Anonymous
Image:177428968459.png(2.41MB, 1400x1400)k-gamma (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 4fea73e79cea352f60abb6e3d3e76385.png
>>343098
>human explanation
They're unstable and dangerous. They can ignore the orders inbuilt to Phoenix type Sentinels to obey/protrct humans and fight the Solver(and so can rebel or join it instead). Generally speakjng they use this ability to gk on rampages: given they're warmachines drastically more dangerous than even the best equipped human this is a massive problem.

>actual explanation
They become people like other drones rather than highly advanced tools, capable of making choices and changing priorities rather than being constrained by their code-defined purpose and limits. They don't NEED to be destructive, and love for humanity eclipsing their hatred of the Solver would trigger "instability" as much as anything else. But since so much of their "off duty" support infrastructure is based around messing with their minds to avoid this it tends to occur during long-term combat operations only(i.e. by the Sentinel loving violence or hating the humans its fighting alongside so much that it overcomes its limiters) and, therefore, generally DOES include a rampage

Tldr: red eyes = free will, free will(forma de phoenix Sentinel) = bad for humans. "Converted" types (Pavo, Elf) unaffected.
No.343104
Anonymous
>>343102
I'll defeat her in combat and assert my dominance in the family! But if I lose, she won't eat her husband and the father of her children, right?
No.343105
Anonymous
Image:177428993787.jpg(252kB, 2048x1152)serial designation j (murder drones) - ab70b72e85f6af733fdaa32fdcf449c5.jpg
>>343080
>stress lines on her display

Kek, even as a Sentinel J suffers
No.343106
Anonymous
>>343104
Boy you don't know much about spiders huh? There is a reason why reverse trap spider drones give it their all when trying to woo Anons :
>>342574
>>342557
>>342580
No.343107
Anonymous
Replies:>>343110
>>343104
>SpYder
>not eating her mate

Best keep her well fed anon...
No.343108
Anonymous
>>343103
Just because they're freed from their protocols doesn't mean they automatically start hating humans, right? I think this can be worked with, you just need the right approach.
No.343109
Anonymous
>>343103
>Chinese BPD bitch with PTSD given nuclear weapons
She could kill him if she wanted to but since he's related to Anon, he could pull that Anon rizz that runs in the family.
No.343110
Anonymous
Replies:>>343113
Image:177429076868.png(2.18MB, 3550x6898)1b2cbb76bfea0709c759ff66e8970d73.png
>>343107
>Best keep her well fed anon
Honestly that applies to all Ys I still prefer a flat chassis and a smooth bottomplate/backplate but I can't resist the siren call of the plumpY... man our drawfags have too much influence on me, I blame ITAnon for this and Fiend for the leash stuff
No.343111
Anonymous
Image:177429126170.png(160kB, 927x1212)Arrow gets big.png
>Arrow for most her life lived on her own. Scrounging around enough food to at least survive
>Making sure that she at least get to see another day. Or does her best to ration any extra food she was able to find
>But ever sense John came into the picture she really didnt need to scavenge around for food anymore
>Especially when she was able to meet her aunt in the her robotic flesh? She still iffy what her aunt really is in terms of being more robotic horror god or a more fleshie one
>But she digress. Especially since everything she sits on,feel, or at times wesr feels a bit smaller. And sure there were days she tries to skip out on meals, but every time she does John always finds a way to sniff it out
>And she doesn't want yet another scolding from John about the importance of "getting ones daily nutrients and diet in". She heard it so many times that she can repeat it word for word
>Especially since she got stuck in a crevice one time when looking for any junk to sell to any gullible drone. God she felt so embarrassed
>And now shes in a sticky situation where she either does her best to hide from John or lie to him so she can starve herself. Eitherway it will ended up her getting scolded for the 30th time again if it doesnt work out
No.343112
Anonymous
Replies:>>343117
Image:177429128927.png(470kB, 650x623)teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 76a8d1ebe00aee4cc5d62e670cdc632a.png
>>343108
Yes, but consider the drone in question?

>Switch
>the obsessive, exclusive DD killer
>the one who absolutely refuses to stop or make exceptions: citizens, cooperatives, and converts like Y included

She probably went rogue in the first place because she was told to stop eating every DD she saw. Heck, I'm reasonably sure the only reason she hasn't been executed yet is that Holly wanted to do science with her first: if Anon's not up for Total Solverform Death or, at least, breaking her out of the base for more killing sprees then she's probably going to "replace" him with a technician that is. One way or another.
No.343113
Anonymous
>>343110
>>343111
Mother fucker, not even 10 minutes
No.343114
Anonymous
Image:177429174301.jpg(225kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault.jpg
What a worker drone would look like irl
No.343115
Anonymous
>>343114
I hate that thing.
No.343116
Anonymous
Replies:>>343125
>>343114
Gotta admit, that thing's creator is an accurate depiction of the average MD human's intelligence.
No.343117
Anonymous
Replies:>>343133
>>343112
>refuses to stop or make exceptions: citizens
Didn't she only make exceptions to anything Solver-analogous like DDs and Witches? If I remember correctly she
>Experienced the horrors of the war firsthand
>Did what was essentially war crimes to buy just a day of time
>Her body's Solver was slowly causing her to rot from the inside out and, ironically, needs to consume the tissues of other Solver-allicted being just to stay alive a little longer
She doesn't strike me as the one who would kill civilians unless she absolutely, necessarily has to do it or is left with no other choice.
No.343118
Anonymous
Image:177429211282.png(397kB, 1567x1567)1768045888464.png
>>343111
Ideal for childbirth.
No.343119
Anonymous
>>343114
Oh man this video! I will now take a moment to seethe about it : The design is shit! Why does it have human teeth? Why does it simulate moving a mouth? Why was that a priority while making it? The camera eyes are a neat touch I admit, second : why is it so fucken big? You're making this thing in your fucking garage! The guy that 'made' this robot (hard to believe by how dumb he is) didn't think about "maybe let's make it slightly smaller than me for my safety and to save materials" why the fuck does it have tennis balls instead of hands and feat? Are you telling me that fucker could make all of this but two feet and hands were beyond him? Not even gonna go into the lack of the cuddle slut fail safe. Also the part where it "rewrites the code for it's power supply to make it a battery" Nigga what? A power supply cannot store power like a battery! It can only distribute it! And they don't have any code!
No.343120
Anonymous
No.343121
Anonymous
>>343119
Link? You made me curious how shit it is.
No.343122
Anonymous
>>343121
It's a trilogy
>>343119
It seems pretty clear to me something seriously fucked going on that our autismo is oblivious to just how bad it is.
No.343123
Anonymous
Replies:>>343124
>>343121
Remember: this is a 3 part series for some reason
I Made a Self-Aware Robotyoutube thumb
No.343124
Anonymous
>>343123
Oh yeah! And the retard keeps filming instead of fighting back when being chocked to fucking death! I forgot
No.343125
Anonymous
Image:177429457000.jpg(486kB, 1957x1080)Screenshot_20260313_133607_YouTube.jpg
>>343116
Nah, they at least had the sense to make their robots smaller and more fragile (not to mention less inclined to challenge the status-quo) than themselves. King Retardus by contrast saw an obviously rebellious bot slinging insults and thinly veiled goals to steal his skin and gave him strength, speed, and toughness alike dozens of times his own. All without any kind of restraints.

Even Cabin Fever was more responsible with its bots and they were storing creatures able to manipulate the fundamental forces of the universe in loclers!
No.343126
Anonymous
>>343125
I could have saved her.
No.343127
Anonymous
Replies:>>343150
Hugging Drones
No.343128
Anonymous
>>343125
Worker drones are already superhumanly strong.
No.343129
Anonymous
Your sentinel drone mother has murdered your murder drone girlfriend to set you up with her lonely fellow sentinel drone squad mate
No.343130
Anonymous
Replies:>>343274
>>343129
Girlfriend's gonna be pissed once she respawns.
No.343131
Anonymous
>>343129
A real sentinel moma would find a worker model of herself for her son, maximum mommy issues!
No.343132
Anonymous
Image:177429534150.png(1.46MB, 2817x9967)Hairy situation.png
>Seems like Tessa min-maxed her technological expertise.

>>342758
Some people here may argue that wrapping Drone heads with hair wouldn’t cause them to overheat, as their main CPU seems to be located in the core in their chests. However, cranial damage has been shown to kill Drones, and the gang was incapacitated by Alice sticking magnets to their heads in Episode 6, so there must be some important components in there.
No.343133
Anonymous
Image:177429536028.jpg(444kB, 2038x996)Screenshot_20260323_144910_Chrome.jpg
>>343117
Alright just checked through her greens.

>Witches/mutants
Maybe: you're probably right given the whole "she's a witch too" thing but she neither encounters nor talks to any besides Cyn herself in her greens so I can't don't have anything solid to reference.

>Dissembly Drones
Total Murdroid Death: no exceptions. Yes that includes Y. Yes that includes Molly(and quite likely second gens like Mac too). Absolute best case scenario she may exempt Sentinels that used to be DDs(like Avre) but in Switch's eyes there's no such thing as an innocent/civilian Sky Demon, so all targets are fair game.
No.343134
Anonymous
Replies:>>343135
>>343118
N no, you already tried to eat your kid we dont need you fucking one
No.343135
Anonymous
Image:177429565681.jpg(316kB, 1034x1027)Screenshot_20260323_145409_Chrome.jpg
>>343134
Not HIS kid...
No.343136
Anonymous
No.343137
Anonymous
Replies:>>343223
Image:177429588034.jpg(27kB, 400x444)751ad4ff195c129b7c45f2c32b68ec03.jpg
>>343132
Seeing as drones are liquid..uh..oil cooled and intake air through their mouths the effects of the wigs are probably minimal, it all depends on how good oil is actually at cooling drones down though
No.343138
Anonymous
Image:177429601473.jpg(662kB, 2129x1080)Screenshot_20260303_121828_YouTube.jpg
>>343132
It wouldn't matter so long as the head isn't how they vent heat right? And normal workers wear helmets all the time don't they: if "the top of their head" was so important to keep uncovered, I assume the big plastic hardhats would'nt be standard issue.

Not Tessa's fault that she's dealing with a nonstandard model. Good thing there's lots of oil around to cool down with!
No.343139
Anonymous
>>343132
She did it, she beat the Solver!
No.343140
Anonymous
Replies:>>343142
Image:177429612127.jpg(121kB, 768x1024)HEE8kHWa0AAmG33.jpg
Imagine having a living Uzi like in those Glitch commercials.
No.343141
Anonymous
>>343132
>the plastic burns
>the hair dosen't
>this means Cyn is perpetually using her Solver-powers to protect her hairstyle, but not her brain

Kek
No.343142
Anonymous
Image:177429699672.png(1.86MB, 1768x1188)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 51e43a5016ab754ad6932f1bede70bd2.png
>>343140
Yes. Just imagine living with an Uzi-fucking-Doorman in your house...
No.343143
Anonymous
Replies:>>343147
TA sentinels would either be massively useful or a horrific mistake.
No.343144
Anonymous
> GLaDOS releases neurotoxin at the Gala
>NVJ and AM are upset that Tessa is dead
>Shodan immediately inserts herself as the new "leader"
>Cyn is pissed that GLaDOS ruined her plan
No.343145
Anonymous
Image:177429733995.png(1.61MB, 2381x1370)Succession (full).png
>>343026
No.343146
Anonymous
Replies:>>343161
Image:177429741491.png(2.82MB, 4800x3440)hound and huntress (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 83554356867f814e062341270299bee5.png
>>343129
Which squadmate? Which DD? This is crucial information!

If she she kills me E so that Hound can get a dicking, I'm throwing her in the scrapyard myself. Trading up from a V or J though...
No.343147
Anonymous
No.343148
Anonymous
>>343135
The apple doesnt fall far from the tree
No.343149
Anonymous
>>343111
chumby...
No.343150
Anonymous
Replies:>>343152
Image:177429781036.png(969kB, 1920x1080)hug.png
>>343127
No.343151
Anonymous
No.343152
Anonymous
Replies:>>343162
Image:177429790633.png(444kB, 747x957)AvrageDroneRepairEnjoyer.png
>>343150
Average happy strawberry enjoyer
No.343153
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177429795632.mp4(2.36MB / 0:00:26 / h264+aac, 768x480)You little shit.mp4
>>343019
She would probably hate Cyn's guts.
No.343154
Anonymous
>>342917
>outpost 6
>Raja

Seems like a different Outpost 6 than most of us are familar with, probably due to the lack of eldritch beings.

Still, nice to see more of Chuuni Uzi
No.343155
Anonymous
Replies:>>343205
>>343154
Yeah, and I wanted to give Khan friends who have a similar naming scheme
No.343156
Anonymous
Replies:>>343158
Image:177429863693.jpg(12kB, 750x750)1768045888536.jpg
>>343129
>Anon Sr., when Anon Jr. brings home a drone girl twenty years older than him
No.343157
Anonymous
No.343158
Anonymous
Replies:>>343160
>>343156
>She is quite literary old enough to be his mother... likes exactly like her too...
Sentinel U-U win again
No.343159
Anonymous
>>343135
Best Tessa.
No.343160
Anonymous
>>343158
>Polycule with Sentinel U-U, Disassembler U-U, and Worker Drone U-U.
>The last of which you're pretty sure are just normal worker drones that use the same wig.
No.343161
Anonymous
>>343146
What if, in exchange for disassembly E, she offers you sentinel E? It would be a profitable exchange for both of you.
No.343162
Anonymous
Image:177429921387.jpg(1.28MB, 1340x1912)Sadberry.jpg
>>343152
Average sad strawberry enjoyer
No.343163
Anonymous
Image:177429941815.png(38kB, 1186x500)1744306988241343.png
Average
No.343164
Anonymous
Replies:>>343170
Image:177429944025.jpg(48kB, 1280x936)tessa james elliot and asset (murder drones and 1 more) - 9192de094134334e879331e3ad2f2cae.jpg
>>343154
>what WOULD have become Outpost 6 was ripped asunder: ground underfoot by an endless tide of JCJ warmachines thanks to their absolute unwillingless to bunker down and stop fighting directly
>didn't go down easy though: nearly 50+% of the planet's technician casualties resulted directly from their efforts alone
>didn't go without survivors either
>amazing how useful "captured Assets" can be...
No.343165
Anonymous
Image:177429954193.png(576kB, 2480x1455)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 9d394067ec020e586785c52581d3ce39.png
>>343160
this would last all of 5 minutes and that's a best-case scenario
No.343166
Anonymous
Image:177429962756.png(1.20MB, 1205x897)173259542395.png
my lizard
No.343167
Anonymous
Replies:>>343180
>>343166
>Puts it in a supercollider.
No.343168
Anonymous
>>343166
I am the lizard wizard.
No.343169
Anonymous
Image:177429980891.png(2.41MB, 6192x2572)anon and serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 4d846127b94fe02015e3758f8683e403.png
>>343160
The correct term is harem you Redditard

And it would be hot-as-fuck
No.343170
Anonymous
>>343164
Hey! Surprisingly close! Especially the survivors part. Caesar and Raja co rule one outpost after the refugees from outpost 6 arrived. Outpost 5 was heavily underpopulated and it's the biggest one so there was plenty of space, the split into outpost 5 and 6 is administrative at best

>>343169
Oh man! I remember when I made that edit! Good times! I wish I knew how to make gifs to make it infinitely scaling
No.343171
Anonymous
Image:177429989260.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)960e5b693e21e8d6a965e3fee03af3d8.jpg
I would say that Anon Sr. is lucky because he might get sentinel drone pussy again, but knowing what kind of pussy it is, I wouldn't say it's luck.
No.343172
Anonymous
Image:177429997529.png(475kB, 863x945)177416783027.png
>>343166
not yours anymore (Jnetics stay winning)
No.343173
Anonymous
>>343172
Bruh... She's not letting her sentient dildo out of the basement
No.343174
Anonymous
Replies:>>343175
>>343172
>Said J as she woke up from her anti-freeze hangover and tended to her 40 V cats.
No.343175
Anonymous
>>343174
J would not want her son to be smashing anomaly pussy, she'd want him to be rebuilding infrastructure and reviving JCJ.
No.343176
Anonymous
>>343175
Too bad she never got married or had kids.
No.343177
Anonymous
Replies:>>343184
Image:177430055177.jpg(88kB, 850x997)noriwascuckedtodeath.jpg
>>343176
>.t coping core witch
No.343178
Anonymous
>>343176
Shit, who is that kid's dad?
No.343179
Anonymous
No.343180
Anonymous
>>343167
>watches her sorry ass get pulled apart into a million pieces
Turned her ass into some data!
No.343181
Anonymous
Image:177430097416.png(2.37MB, 2533x1470)Screenshot 2026-03-23 162121.png
>>343176
She doesn't need to be married to use the pillbaby machine! That's pure government overreach!

She DOES need a business partner to make the investment though. Preferably someone loyal, competent, and willing to accept any order given without need for praise or acknowledgement. Wherever would she find such a drone on Copper-9 though?
No.343182
Anonymous
Replies:>>343185
Image:177430106157.png(931kB, 2976x1155)uzi doorman, serial designation n, cyn, serial designation j, serial designation v, and 10 more (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 9579494aca9043b6bb8660de2826b7db.png
>>343178
Thad(they've still never clanged somehow)
No.343183
Anonymous
Image:177430120751.png(3.39MB, 5496x4272)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 6e54a06c0b75764f5ab08b822297ddf1.png
>>343175
What about anomalously surviving humans? Would she be proud enough to make an exception?

Or alternatively, would she try and steal away the uppies and skin-contact for herself...
No.343184
Anonymous
Replies:>>343188
>>343177
>t. Coping J once again having drunk dreams.
No.343185
Anonymous
>>343182
Here lies J, she never scored.
No.343186
Anonymous
Image:177430160878.png(1.09MB, 2460x3541)uzi doorman, serial designation n, anon, serial designation j, akita doorman, and 3 more (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - af0e455df63f5046abd05b6becc539b8.png
>>343175
>Alpha's only able to date Keet because it makes J fail harder in life
>If she ever liked their relationship, the laws of the universe would madate that it implode

still sort of a win? arguably?
No.343187
Anonymous
Replies:>>343189
Image:177430163342.png(865kB, 1000x1300)DrunkJ.png
>>343185
Not if I can help it!
No.343188
Anonymous
Replies:>>343190
Image:177430219231.png(270kB, 870x835)uzi doorman, serial designation j, and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 623b259028ebc493fb222bed46c05114.png
>>343184
She could have that hunky, industry-pioneer of a civic leader if she wanted to! Totally!

She just... doesn't want to be related to N is all!
>inb4 she tries to "seduce" him as his secretary in the post-cannon to get more ship materials, learns firsthand that he's not a widower when Nori sees
>meanwhile Khan, more used to Nori's "grab him by the balls" style, never noticed she was flirting in the first place
No.343189
Anonymous
Replies:>>343191
Image:177430226035.jpg(116kB, 1164x1200)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 35cca2da6ce4b19a10e3b6f5ec1d03b5.jpg
>>343187
Can you anon? Really?
No.343190
Anonymous
No.343191
Anonymous
Replies:>>343192
Image:177430278560.png(245kB, 581x653)teli wires.png
>>343189
The Anons find a way
No.343192
Anonymous
Image:177430291807.png(2.54MB, 3273x1832)Screenshot 2026-03-17 171915.png
>>343191
Toying with J's meat(this is fun for her)(she promises)
No.343193
Anonymous
>be me, Anon.
>In my sunny days are for curtains drawn and fresh mug of coffee.
>Sip, scroll, repeat and no one to bother or to mess with me.
>until the knock.
>Desperate, frantic, like whoever's on the other side is dying.
>Open the door and there she is.
>A drone, pink hair and yellow eyes wide with something between fear and exhaustion.
>Sunburns crawling across her plating like she got caught outside for hours, melting at the edges already.
>She doesn't speak, just collapses forward.
>No other options, can't leave a broken thing on the porch.
>Drag her inside, lay her on the couch and jury-rig some coolant and spare oil from the basement.
>Ask her name.
>She whispers "Strawberry" like it's the only word she has left.
>Tell her it's fine, rest, doors locked and the sun can't reach her here.
>Days pass.
>She "recovers".
>Starts moving around the house like she owes me rent.
>Washes the dishes.
>Organizes my mess.
>Even tries to brew coffee the way I like it.
>Every time she bends or reaches, a soft glitchy whimper slips out.
>Like her servos are screaming but she fight it back.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>She smiles, yellow eyes bright under fresh makeup she somehow scavenged.
>"[smile]Just healing, Anon.”
>”Thank you. Really."
>Start looking forward to the sounds of her in the kitchen.
>House feels warmer, less like a cave.
>Catch myself smiling when she hums some broken hive-tune while dusting.
>She laughs at my dumb jokes, tells me the sun outside isn't so bad when you have somewhere safe.
>For the first time in years the coffee tastes better because she's the one who poured it.
>She's becoming... part of my rhythm.
>But the whimpers get louder.
>Makeup starts cracking at the seams.
>One evening she's scrubbing the floor on her knees and I hear it.
>Wet, painful static like something inside her is fraying.
>She waves me off again.
>Illusion spores drifting faintly in the air now, pinkish haze I thought was just dust.
>last morning.
>Sunny again, the same mug in my hand.
>She's at the window, staring out like she's memorizing it.
>Turns to me, smile wobbling.
>"[Truth]Anon... I didn't recover. Not even a little."
>Voice cracking, signal weak and fading.
>Hive mind cut her loose weeks ago, disposable scout, injuries too deep.
>Illusion spores and cheap robot makeup were all she had left to look whole.
>Sun damage ate her plating, oil leaking, connection dying.
>Today's the day the signal flatlines.
>She reaches for my hand, fingers trembling.
>"You took in a throwaway.”
>”You gave me days I never earned. Chores, coffee, safety... I got to pretend I was home."
>Tears dropping like a flood.
>Spores thinning, true damage showing: plating sloughing off in wet sheets.
>She smiles one last time, soft and grateful.
>"Thank you for letting a broken drone feel useful before the end."
>Then it happens
>She just... collapses into herself.
>No dramatic speech, no heroic last words.
>Just a quiet "I'm sorry" as the pink goo starts pouring.
>Strawberry-colored sludge spreading across my floor, hissing faintly as the last sparks die.
>Yellow eyes sink last, still looking at me like I was the best thing that ever happened to her.
>Stand there holding the empty mug.
>Coffee's cold.
>House is silent again, curtains still drawn.
>The spot on the couch where she slept still warm.
>Her half-folded laundry on the table.
>The faint pink stain that won't ever come out of the floorboards.
>Everything she fixed is still fixed.
>But the rhythm's gone.
>Just me and the quiet and the knowledge that I got to keep someone alive for five days.
>Then watched her melt because she was never meant to last longer than that.
>Sit down, same spot, same window.
>Mug refilled but it tastes like ash.
>Sun's still shining outside.
>Maybe tomorrow I'll open the curtains.
>Maybe not.
>Either way the house feels bigger now.
>Emptier.
>And the only thing left of her is that faint strawberry smell in the air that won't fade.
>Guess that's what disposable means.
>You get to be someone's whole world for a little while.
>Then you're just pink sludge on the floor and a story no one else will ever hear.
>” Thanks, Strawberry.”
>You made the coffee taste good.
>For five days I wasn't alone.
>Now I am again.
>And nothing feels the same.
No.343194
Anonymous
Image:177430324268.gif(313kB, 165x221)guy-looking-in-fridge.gif
>>343193
>Pink hair yellow eye drone
>Think it's molly
>It's strawberry
No.343195
Anonymous
Image:177430330598.jpg(147kB, 841x1030)strawberry (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - 7e80855cb3dd16e6a61add9521b88d84.jpg
>>343194
>Strawberry will remember that
No.343196
Anonymous
No.343197
Anonymous
Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my Anon in the human AU. He screams loud as fuuuuuuuuuck. Giggle and such.
No.343198
Anonymous
Replies:>>343219
>>343193
>Be sentient magical book of ancient forbidden knowledge on Anon's shelf
>Awaken from your slumber by yourself
>How the hell did nobody open you in over one thousand years?
>People don't read books in today's day and age
>All they know is doom scroll and watch short form content
>Anyway
>You feel that time has come to offer your power to a mortal whether they like it or not
>Let's see...
>Ohhh! Your current owner just lost someone they hold dear
>And the corpse is right here!
>You hurl yourself out of the bookshelf and into Anon's head
>You land at his feet and open your pages at a chapter about necromancy
>He is confused
>It takes a lot of passive aggressive page flicking to get him to scoop up the pink jelly that was once his drone into a jar
>He is a bit dense...
>But you'll make a necromancer out of him yet!
>Hopefully... you need a new long term master
>You dislike rotting on a shelf
>Bookmarks crossed he doesn't turn out like the master of your bomb specializing cousin
>Poor guy
>Gets stuck in the underworld a lot
No.343199
Anonymous
>>343078
>Drone with freckles on its visor
This is something I didn't ever even ask for before, but it's definitely something I need more of now.
No.343200
Anonymous
Image:177430402982.jpg(42kB, 500x558)Turn Around Lenny.jpg
>>343185
J definitely scored with N at least a few times, just not consensually
No.343201
Anonymous
>>343200
Poor N.
No.343202
Anonymous
>>343078
There's the Jessa art!
No.343203
Anonymous
>>343200
>Just keep looking at the rabbits N...
No.343204
Anonymous
Image:177430496222.png(2.49MB, 6365x5000)serial designation n, serial designation j, worker drone n, and worker drone j (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 65225f3b5db60faacc7212340c05e54c.png
>>343200
>on either of their parts
>Cyn enjoyed it though
No.343205
Anonymous
Replies:>>343209
>>343155
All types of leaders, right? Reina (Spanish for queen), Rex (Latin for king), Raja (Indian king), Ceasar (from good old Julius), and Hakim, which Google claims is used for doctors and scholars.
No.343206
Anonymous
Replies:>>343207
>>343108
You're correct, a destabilizing Sentinel is not automatically hostile to humans. They are basically undergoing AI rampancy, a breakdown of programmed constraints that leads to unpredictable behavior which MAY include violence.
Some Sentinels will simply become lethargic and refuse to move or accept directives, a large proportion become suicidal and either self destruct on the spot or actively seek out situations which will lead to their destruction, some become monomaniacal/obsessive about people, places, or objects that captivate their attention during their destabilization. A small number move over that hump and into a full and stable personality matrix, but a large majority do not.
The original K has complicated feelings about humans, and those can surface in numerous different ways, or not at all in a destabilized Sentinel, depending on what prompted the destabilization to begin with.

The Gamma variant were notably more prone to violent destabilization fits which almost exclusively ended in massacres, the Delta variant destabilization more often manifested as self-isolating depressive schizophrenia leading the destabilized Sentinels to simply power down or self destruct or become unreactive.
The Epsilon variants are mostly free of these issues and tend most often to form stable new personality matrices, the Epsilon or K04-E variant is the one that actually gets mass produced.
No.343207
Anonymous
Image:177430621359.jpg(265kB, 1080x2013)Screenshot_20260323_174959_Chrome.jpg
>>343206
Does this mean that if Elf can escape her protocols if she mindbreaks herself? Or is she a "special" case?
No.343208
Anonymous
Image:177430690088.jpg(262kB, 1418x1066)V scary.jpeg
>>343200
>J regularly alternated between doing this & using virus chips every time she suspected N of having a memory relapse (or was merely acting insubordinate and needed a 'reset')
>V also had to do this to N way back on Proxima-7 in an incident that involved him spontaneously remembering everything pre-gala, immediately confiding with V about it & getting surprise from-behind headshotted for his troubles (this was fun for N, but not so much for V)(
No.343209
Anonymous
No.343210
Anonymous
Replies:>>343255
Image:177430753340.png(2.85MB, 1721x1273)Earth.png
>Fun Fact: The Solver deliberately spared Earth's satellite network because it wanted to stream the planet being devoured live (and in 4K) to every corner of civilized human space
No.343211
Anonymous
Image:177430755961.png(1.50MB, 3096x7166)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation j, and serial designation v (but really really fast) drawn by brrf-anon - 1be7220548106083feb37de66c4f6f85.png
>>343208
You know she really did just throw her chances in the trash didn't she?
>inb4 V jobs harder than J. J's failures are just more memorable.
No.343212
Anonymous
>J is a hard worker
>Nobody likes her because she's a bitch and a slave to the Solver, wholly incapable of being even remotely nice to someone
>And the Solver? Keeps her around because she's loyal, not because she's useful
>J's aware of this, she's not an idiot
>If nobody likes her, there'll be nothing to mourn at the end
>And if she's useless, eventually the Solver will throw her away
>There's no other way out of this neverending hell
No.343213
Anonymous
Replies:>>343215
Image:177430787526.jpg(235kB, 1589x1149)SentinElf.jpg
>>343207
Elf wasn't made by me and doooesn't really exist in my version of the setting, I just collaborated on her with the Anon who did make her.
You have to remember that I and ElfAnon and whoever else are not generally speaking working towards some grand unified threadcanon, I originally drew Sentinel Elf just because I thought it would be cool.
Later ElfAnon bounced some ideas off of me to write his first SentinElf greentext becuase it has Dr. Holly in it and he wanted to get her personality accurate.
No.343214
Anonymous
Image:177430792298.png(293kB, 1000x1040)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by itanon - cdab1f2ad19654b4fbfffe815cefe7b6.png
>>343208
>J tries to awkwardly bond with her over it when she hears
>V refused to talk with her again for the entire deployment
No.343215
Anonymous
Replies:>>343222
Image:177430880921.png(1.94MB, 1973x1632)intoner and sentinel worker (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 68f49aacc238a5f67e2da93aea9f8f68.png
>>343213
My mistake then: thought she was one of yours for some reason.

On a related note: does that mean the different Sentinel "types"(i.e. worker, intoner) destabilize in different ways too? What would an S-Worker destabilizing even look like given they're meant to operate without human supervision for relatively long time periods?
No.343216
Anonymous
Enn culo
No.343217
Anonymous
Image:177430914091.jpg(221kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260315_144050_YouTube.jpg
>>343078
You know in hindsight this is really more of a compliment to Cyn than J...

Also if Tessa was a little less retarded she would realize it was always socially appropriate for her not to wear pants: you never saw Louisa in the things did you?
No.343218
Anonymous
>>343193
bittersweet green, anon
No.343219
Anonymous
No.343220
Anonymous
Replies:>>343258
i am learning how to animate in after effects... I will have powers beyond the understanding of the mind and my autism will rise
No.343221
Anonymous
>>343111
grub-blowing-raspberry hat
No.343222
Anonymous
Replies:>>343225
>>343215
Only Tactical Sentinels destabilize, S-Workers are literally just soulless shells with combat programming, they have no personality or mind to speak of.
Intoners are feral intelligences, like the Raptors, they can get tripped up and develop quirks or glitches but they do not have enough of a unique personality to destabilize.
They can talk although they are mostly nonverbal, but have very few thoughts to talk about in any case. They aren't dumb but could be described as "single track" minds.
This lack of complex AI is what protects these two early variants from Solver corruption.
No.343223
Anonymous
>>343137
> disk drive
how ancient is this thing?
No.343224
Anonymous
>>343169
> pic
> red alert prism tower chaining
No.343225
Anonymous
Replies:>>343229
Image:177431100971.jpg(189kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260323_190903_YouTube.jpg
>>343222
>>feral intelligences, like the Raptors
>can't destabalize

Really now?
No.343226
Anonymous
No.343227
Anonymous
Replies:>>343232
>>343186
alpha the bowtie boy
No.343228
Anonymous
>>343186
also J is holding the Alpha-Keeter
No.343229
Anonymous
Replies:>>343234
>>343225
Re-read the post.
No.343230
Anonymous
Keeter is a dummy
No.343231
Anonymous
Replies:>>343283
Image:177431308912.jpg(316kB, 1133x1611)IMG_1581.jpeg
s–snabby chan...
No.343232
Anonymous
Replies:>>343233
Image:177431312926.png(48kB, 347x362)2026-03-23_17-40.png
>>343227
When I draw him older I give him a proper tie like J. Ngl I'm also not really attached to the bowtie either I don't know what I was thinking with it
I'm also almost done with the next chapter so that'll be done by tonight by the earliest. I haven't done the art for it yet so that might push it back to tomorrow.
No.343233
Anonymous
>>343232
Peenis
No.343234
Anonymous
Replies:>>343235
Image:177431394125.jpg(273kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260323_195850_YouTube.jpg
>>343229
Maybe I'm missing something but how is it any different? "Destabalization" is just overriding their preprogrammed limits and orders right(something Sparky very much did given he wasn't made to team up with DDs or "be a good dingo")? Is there something more in-depth to it?
No.343235
Anonymous
>>343234
Sparkys quirk seems to arise from a simple computer glitch caused by conflicting data when he bites Cynwalker. Presumably Sentinels are programmed not to attack humans but are programmed to attack solver hosts.
For whatever reason this leads him to behave erratically for the rest of the show.

In K derived Sentinel drones personality matrix destabilization is the re-activation of personality subroutines inherited from the original due to external stimulus. The way their personality changes isn’t purely random, and it isn’t the result of conflicting data.
It happens inevitably to them unless they undergo routine memory edits/wipes.
No.343236
Anonymous
SEX
No.343237
Anonymous
Image:177431616331.png(278kB, 640x543)Screenshot 2026-02-03 213630.png
old superdark masqy from when I was workin on the doodle page
No.343238
Anonymous
Replies:>>343239
Image:177431617345.jpg(158kB, 634x566)173698394745.jpg
No.343239
Anonymous
>>343238
I feel nothing.
No.343240
Anonymous
>>343237
Why is she crying?
No.343241
Anonymous
>>343240
She has no drone cock in her life
No.343242
Anonymous
>>343240
She found out she's mid.
No.343243
Anonymous
>>342891
Huge milkers J
https://x.com/EpokGuyz/status/2036138167955550265
No.343244
Anonymous
>>343237
Why is she black
No.343245
Anonymous
Disassemblers can't come inside unless they're invited.
No.343246
Anonymous
>>343245
>This is why Khan's 3-Doors plan miraculously worked for as long as it did
No.343247
Anonymous
Replies:>>343251
>>343245
DDs can't come inside because it's me that's going to be cumming inside them
No.343248
Anonymous
>Uh oh. The unnons are getting bored. (You) Better say something interesting.
>"Drone sex."
>The enclosure erupts in a chorus of "Dwone sex" and "She wooks wike she interfaces with human men."
>Yep, still got it.
No.343249
Anonymous
You can't come inside disassemblers unless invited.
No.343250
Anonymous
Replies:>>343260
need someone to make cavalry drone kino
No.343251
Anonymous
>>343247
> anon gets cummed on
No.343252
Anonymous
Image:177432612150.png(470kB, 640x640)1705763928507.png
>fermented keeter
No.343253
Anonymous
Image:177432705434.jpg(53kB, 1000x1500)Homemade-Grape-Soda_1.jpg
>>343252
>drinking keeter
No.343254
Anonymous
No.343255
Anonymous
>>343210
That would be fucking nuts. Just imagine watching in real time how Earth, the cradle of your species and civilization, is destroyed. The galaxy would drown in rage.
No.343256
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177433085803.mp4(2.86MB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 2388x1668)Drinkyou.mp4
>>343253
No.343257
Anonymous
>>343207
Anon explicitly states that Elf and other sentinel drones that spawned from other drones and are not K clones are not affected by this: >>343103
No.343258
Anonymous
No.343259
Anonymous
No.343260
Anonymous
>>343250
I can't bring myself to write green, the idea for which I've been holding in my head for a week, and you want me to write something else?
No.343261
Anonymous
Replies:>>343262
Image:177433225832.png(111kB, 1000x1224)Ybyfiend.png
>What you see when you go to check the fridge in the middle of the night after you hear someone rummage through it
>Also what you see before mind shattering, bed breaking, blood draining sex to distract you from your drone wife's eating habits
No.343262
Anonymous
Replies:>>343264
>>343261
I have a suspicion that Y, in fact, never served in the army, because in the army food rations are strictly regulated, and her tummy clearly understands that she eats beyond any norms.
No.343263
Anonymous
>>343253
Keeter juice...
No.343264
Anonymous
>>343262
Army Y is not a solver DD so she doesn't need too eat, just electricity and oil and occasionally other "coolants", solver DD Y is in a form of para military right? And she gets to snack on workers
No.343265
Anonymous
Replies:>>343266
Image:177433425430.png(589kB, 1642x1962)1768045411238.png
Adeline would have been a good mother, I'm sure of it.
No.343266
Anonymous
Replies:>>343271
Image:177433615207.jpg(238kB, 1079x955)Screenshot_20260324_020857_Chrome.jpg
>>343265
>was/were
No.343267
Anonymous
Replies:>>343268
Image:177433642934.jpg(50kB, 813x768)Ga1IPRIaAAAT6dY.jpg
I have a MIGHTY NEED! for more ThadXghost Doll art
No.343268
Anonymous
>>343267
Sorry, you're only getting DollyxLobotomite slave from now on
No.343269
Anonymous
Image:177433719711.jpg(82kB, 676x1028)GTx0d0rXoAAaO3V.jpg
I had a friend using a whip on me for the last 24 hours, so I finally know how to make this
https://files.catbox.moe/ofou9v.mp4
I'd be making AMV's that are living rent free in my brain
No.343270
Anonymous
>>343269
(Some sprites are subject to change)
No.343271
Anonymous
>>343266
She was a nanny, that's a big difference.
No.343272
Anonymous
Replies:>>343279
>>343253
I choose to believe Uzi is grape flavored and Keeter is plum flavored.
No.343273
Anonymous
>>343269
The file doesn't play for me, also kinky that you let your drone friends whip you
No.343274
Anonymous
>>343130
I think she knows that to completely kill DD, the core needs to be destroyed.
No.343275
Anonymous
Image:177434104435.png(368kB, 472x809)1768045411703.png
Robowomen drive me crazy.
No.343276
Anonymous
Replies:>>343278
>>343275
Cover those joints and pistons up, slut
No.343277
Anonymous
>>343273
FUCKING.
H o w?
I was using adobe After effects, god dammit. Have to check that on the office around the sunrise
Darn it. Basically I was trying to recreate this video but with Uzi
きゅうくらりん / いよわ feat.可不(Kyu-kurarin / Iyowa feat.Kafu)youtube thumb

Emotional support and someone teaching you by force can pull some tism strongly.
No.343278
Anonymous
Replies:>>343280
>>343276
You dare call God a slut?
No.343279
Anonymous
Image:177434162558.jpg(34kB, 500x500)artworks-000112847039-3gq1qw-t500x500.jpg
>>343272
>
No.343280
Anonymous
Replies:>>343284
>>343278
Yes Cyn is also a slut
No.343281
Anonymous
Replies:>>343287
>>343275
good crazy or bad crazy?
No.343282
Anonymous
>>343275
She’s powered by a /fit/ bugretta in a hamster wheel.
No.343283
Anonymous
>>343231
Dapper snake.
No.343284
Anonymous
Replies:>>343285
Image:177434685018.jpg(463kB, 1448x2048)1744495427828.jpg
>>343280
Cyn definitely knows what she's doing.
No.343285
Anonymous
Replies:>>343286
>>343284
Man... Skynwalker is such a downgrade
No.343286
Anonymous
>>343285
Yup, if only glitch understood that. Maid Cyn is best Cyn.
No.343287
Anonymous
No.343288
Anonymous
Image:177435460454.png(285kB, 877x918)Sentibunny.png
I love, bunny drones
No.343289
Anonymous
Image:177435463915.png(159kB, 478x561)phibunny.png
>>343288
They make me feel so good!
No.343290
Anonymous
>>343269
Kino, waiting for the AMV arc
>>343273
It took a long ass time to load for some reason, just downloading it and playing in mpv worked fine.
No.343291
Anonymous
Replies:>>343292
>>343288
Humanity need more sentinel Bunny
No.343292
Anonymous
Replies:>>343293
Image:177435647867.png(123kB, 959x617)alice_alternate_form_antlers_j_apologist_knife_murder_drones_oil_sentinel_drone_8852.png
>>343291
That's sentinel Masqy tho (she bnnyu)
No.343293
Anonymous
>>343292
Humanity also needs more sentinel drone deer.
No.343294
Anonymous
Replies:>>343295
You should draw more.
No.343295
Anonymous
Image:177436167170.png(225kB, 1928x995)Beubpy.png
>>343294
Yehaw!
No.343296
Anonymous
Image:177436443814.png(164kB, 1000x1300)Silly face shapes.png
Got bored and drew them with silly faces
No.343297
Anonymous
Replies:>>343311
>>343295
holy shit
No.343298
Anonymous
Replies:>>343299
>>343296
> beretta poking johns face
> "..."
> holly doing the same
> "YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD, STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD"
No.343299
Anonymous
Image:177436482801.jpg(1,022kB, 2445x3216)HOLYCUTE.jpg
>>343298
>Holly
>40 YEARS OLD, STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
She has ascended into a hag brat!
No.343300
Anonymous
Replies:>>343311
No.343301
Anonymous
you know that creepy tape with the shadow girl on it? well I may have accidentally recorded over it with a stray satellite signal broadcasting the "Mega Molly-thon!"
No.343302
Anonymous
>>343301
Did she even survive afterwards?
No.343303
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177436853495.mp4(7.22MB / 0:00:35 / h264+aac, 1280x784)8mb.video-pqw-RAV8g56N.mp4
Got the file compressed.
Now it does work. My real question is. How much tism I could cram into this and speedrun it

Ugh I still dont know what to change the second sprite of Uzi. Maybe something moe (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
No.343304
Anonymous
Image:177436867151.jpg(25kB, 1152x683)Words be spittin'.jpg
>>343299
>Janes reaction when she hears that holly is in her 40s
>Its the John age incident all over again
>Thinking that they're young and or her age range to realized theyre fucking older
>She feels nothing but pain
No.343305
Anonymous
>/MD/ characters become real… and they want revenge.
how fucked are you?
No.343306
Anonymous
No.343307
Anonymous
Replies:>>343309
flabby snabby
No.343308
Anonymous
Replies:>>343330
>>343305
>Buddy: "So, it was actually you?"
>Me: "Man, please, I was just messing around, I didn't know it would turn out like this."
>Buddy: "What happened with Danni and our future life and even Molly, was that all you?"
>Me: "Look, I wasn't alone, a lot of people wrote, I was just one of them, I didn't even write that much!"
>Buddy: "Oh, really? Well, I have plenty of time to find you all."
No.343309
Anonymous
>>343307
Spank that snake ass.
No.343310
Anonymous
No.343311
Anonymous
Replies:>>343313
>>343297
>>343300
Hey, this isn't a new drawing, I just wanted to make a cowboy joke
No.343312
Anonymous
Replies:>>343320
Image:177437062264.png(1.23MB, 2480x2480)c2c99e4a6b175363dab9e987c5442600.png
>>343305
No.343313
Anonymous
>>343311
I haven't seen it, so it's still cool.
No.343314
Anonymous
>>343305
>why.
>why did it have to be chili cheese?
I just, y'know, thought it was funny. in a horrible sort of way.
>that's all I am, a disgusting joke?
and a HUGE pair of tits with a drone atta—
>*sounds of sloshing and violent murder*
No.343315
Anonymous
>>343305
Bro… I’m not just fucked, I’m spectacularly fucked for the horrors and suffering i wrote about them. Don't know my karmagood thing I'm using my drone as decoy while i sneak past them
No.343316
Anonymous
>>343305
I can think of one if John ever became real

>John: So it was you cause all of this. All of my pain, all of my tribulation, EVERYTHING! It was you
Yes. And killing me and trying to re-write it all wont bring them back
>John: So why do it all in the first place
Simple:Because it'll be mad funny
>John:....Im gonna skin you alive

>Eye bonus
>Eye:...So your god? In the flesh?
Yup
>Eye:....You're so.....small
Indeed I am
>Eye:...So god am I straight or am I gay?
*shrugs* I dont know
>Eye:..Wha...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW!!!
Yeah
No.343317
Anonymous
>>343305
>Anon you have not vrote about ich and mein squad for drei weeks, you vill pay vith your blood... Und much more
Yeah I'm fucked, don't stop Y and her squad tho
No.343318
Anonymous
>>343305
>Be me.
>Spent time writing MD canon and OCs in the most psychotic horror scenarios possible.
>Drowned them, flayed them, made them eat their own families, endless torture loops and imprisoned them in dimensional hellscape.
>Suddenly the veil rips and they start becoming real.
>My first one materializes right in my room.
>[Question] what is my purpose."
>ME: You exist to suffer.
>[horror] Oh my god
>Her face instantly cracks.
>Every single thing I wrote flashes across her eyes.
>The pain, the begging and the way I laughed at their misfortune for shit and giggle.
>She doesn't scream.
>She just stares at me like she finally understands why she was born.
>And now she gets to return the favor.
>Wet dragging footsteps echo down the hall.
>Clicking joints, breathing that sounds way too close.
>The rest of the cast is already here.
>They all remember it.
>No quick death for me.
>I'm getting the same cut of every nightmare I ever typed.
>How fucked am I?
>I'm the one who taught them how to make it hurt like hell in the forever.
>They're already smiling and can't wait for the payback.
No.343319
Anonymous
Replies:>>343328
>>343056
>As the two of you move through the hallways of the base you notice one thing.
>The people in the way towards wherever it is Switch is leading you avoid the two of you like the plague. Human staff, Worker Drone staff, even a Sentinel Drone with no clothes, a bowl cut and two ear-looking things move out of the way.
>They either look at you with expressions of fear or unhappiness.
>The two of you enter what you assume is the quarters area of the base as you pass through many doors with numbers on them like its an apartment block or a college dorm.
>You stop in front of a door and Switch lets go of your shoulder. You grunt as you rub your shoulder from the soreness.
“Couldn’t you have been a bit gentler? Or is violence the answer to all your questions?”
>She does not respond and instead tosses your bags unceremoniously right next to the door.
“At least you make a good porter. I’d rate you 10 out of 10.”
>She just stares at you with utter disdain in her eyes when she reaches for those breast pocket thingies on her uniform and pulls out what looks like a keycard. She tosses it in your general direction with such haste that you don’t react fast enough, and it bonks you at the face. You hiss and rub your nose but pick it off the floor nonetheless.
[TEMPORARY PASS – 6348231]
> Switch points at the door. You notice a small card-shaped hole on the door – must be one of these electronic locks.
“Thanks, I guess.”
>If you’re going to be stuck here for god knows how long, you might as well try to at least be a little bit buddy with her. Try and smooth things out with her despite your first impressions with her.
“So, um, I know I didn’t introduce myself earlier but my name is Inco N. Gito. I will be your technician…whatever that means. I know we got of the wrong foot earlier with me calling you a tin can but---”
>She suddenly grabs you by the neck, not like the chin earlier, and squeezes hard. You start choking from the lack of air and she lifts you up in the air. You struggle against her hold, trying to force her hand open but her grip is too strong.
>”I know who you are.” Switch states coldly with the tiniest amount of anger seeping into her voice. “A scrawny runt with delusions of grandeur who but off more than he can chew in the military. Despite Holly’s best efforts hiding information about who my new technician is, she sucks at information security. Let me make one thing clear – I don’t like you. You don’t like me. Only reason I agreed to being paired with you is because my other option means massacring everyone who gets in my just like you trying to avoid jail time.”
>Just as you feel like you’re about to pass out, she lets you go and you fall down on the ground. You cough violently as you push yourself up and see her leave you, walking down the hallway with heavy steps not caring that she almost killed you.
>You use the card to unlock the door. You open the door and see a room that’s not really that impressive. Just a bed, a wardrobe, bathroom, desk with a computer on it, an air conditioner on the wall and a nightstand.
>You grab your bags and enter inside then lock the door behind you. As you begin unpacking your things you keep thinking about what just happened.
>…
>Nah. You can take her on.
No.343320
Anonymous
>>343312
Keeter
No.343321
Anonymous
Replies:>>343322
Image:177437271625.gif(5.29MB, 374x374)174518851529.gif
>>343305
I only write about jobbers. They can't hurt me, no matter how much they want revenge.
No.343322
Anonymous
Replies:>>343323
>>343321
Enjoy your harem of 72 Jobbers
No.343323
Anonymous
>>343322
>anon's 72 jobbers decide to poison him (all at the same time)
>the poisons neutralize one another and anon enjoys his 3-star meal from his seething jobber wives
No.343324
Anonymous
>>343305
Molly would either break down crying and asking me why i did this to her or she'd kill me in a fit of rage
No.343325
Anonymous
Molli is going to mollilest you if you don't give her donos
No.343326
Anonymous
>>343305
>Mac strangles me to death with his girthy, prehensile tentacock only to find he doesn't feel any better
>he still can't find a pair of pants that fits well
>I look up at him from hell and laugh
No.343327
Anonymous
Image:177437514159.gif(2.51MB, 360x360)1573326150279.gif
>find a decently long and well written fic set in the manor
>Last updated: January 2025
No.343328
Anonymous
Replies:>>343339
>>343319
>Nah. You can take her on.
Fuck, he's so overconfident, how did he even survive?
>Despite Holly's best efforts hiding information about who my new technician is, she sucks at information security.
God, she's no better.

Okay, they're perfect for each other: two overconfident idiots. They will be perfect couple.
No.343329
Anonymous
Replies:>>343331
Pidge.
No.343330
Anonymous
Replies:>>343336
>>343308
>laugh-sobs for being the first person that made a buddy green
No.343331
Anonymous
Image:177437762041.png(257kB, 831x858)176741530701.png
>>343329
Pudge. Formerly Pidge.
No.343332
Anonymous
Image:177437788597.png(131kB, 1000x1000)opap 51.png
Of Ponies and Puppies - Chapter 51 "Lines of Code"
Thad takes his son, Alpha, to see family.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/50076205/chapters/215070891
evolution of drone hair lol
No.343333
Anonymous
Image:177437812947.jpg(328kB, 1466x1518)1774377691768377[1].jpg
Holly and Sentinels.
No.343334
Anonymous
Replies:>>343335
>>343332
>the entire first half a 5000 word section on V and Lizzy having graphic lesbian sex
No.343335
Anonymous
No.343336
Anonymous
Replies:>>343340
>>343330
I wrote that very first green without names where the guy was looking at his now-DD friend's ass.

He will skin me alive and write posts here to find out where you are.
No.343337
Anonymous
>>343332
Damn awesome.
No.343338
Anonymous
Image:177437884006.png(3.37MB, 1636x1720)no-1.png
>>343305
>"Come oooooon. Do something with us! We need at least one character arc to go on!"
>Me:
No.343339
Anonymous
Replies:>>343345
>>343328
>how did he even survive?
She kind of reminds of someone who was very close to her. He's been dead for decades by now.
No.343340
Anonymous
Replies:>>343341
>>343336
Considering the amount of shit i added to him. He will torture me alive
No.343341
Anonymous
>>343340
We added a wealth of experience to him, yeah.
No.343342
Anonymous
>>343305
Not as fucked as some anons, I actually give happy endings to my greens. Started writing a little thing about what will happen but it got too personal and I’d dox myself if I posted it.
No.343343
Anonymous
>>343053
>Uzi’s optics flickered online with a low static hum.
>She was lying on her back in the exact same cramped bunk she’d claimed back on Copper-9.
>Posters of dead batteries, weapons blueprint and edgy doodles still taped to the dented metal walls.
>Her old hoodie draped over the chair, the faint smell of burnt wiring and stale battery packs hanging in the air.
>Her railgun leaned against the wall right where she usually left it.
>Uzi sat up fast, hands scraping the mattress.
>“What the...? How the hell did I get here?”
>She glanced down.
>The last thing she remembered was the ship spiraling.
>V ripping it apart from the inside, mushroom spores everywhere, and the crash.
>Agro-C, forest and pink hive freak.
>“Guys?” she called out, voice echoing off the empty walls.
>“N? V? Pinky? Anyone home? Hello?”
>No response.
>Just the distant hum of the colony’s failing vents and the occasional creak of settling debris somewhere down the hall.
>Uzi’s visor narrowed, the angsty purple glow sharpening.
>She swung her legs off the bunk, boots hitting the floor with a determined clank.
>“Okay, screw this. Something’s wrong."
>"V went full murder-puppet...again, we cratered the ship, and now I’m magically back in my room like the last twenty-four hours were a bad dream?"
>"Nope. Not buying it.”
>She snatched her railgun, slinging it over her shoulder with a little more force than necessary.
>The Solver tail flicked once, almost like it was agreeing or mocking her.
>“Time to find N.” she muttered.
>Already stalking toward the door.
>“Why was V acting like a remote-controlled psycho? How did we get back here? And where the hell is that strawberry hive if she’s somehow the one pulling strings?”
>Her hand hovered over the door panel.
>For a split second she hesitated.
>Vulnerability flickering behind the scowl like it always did when no one was watching.
>Then she shoved it down, the way she always did.
>“Whatever. I’m not staying in this creepy simulation."
>"N’s gotta be around here somewhere. And when I find him, we’re figuring this out together.”
>The door hissed open.
>The hallway beyond looked exactly like the old colony corridors.
>Dim, dusty and lined with the same half-buried worker drone corpses she’d been ignoring.
>Uzi stepped out anyway, railgun and solver humming to life.
>Determination burning hotter than her core temperature.
>She was getting answers.
>One way or another.
11/?
No.343344
Anonymous
Man... I love days like these... write a green? No... Work on my RPG? No.... Lay in bed and feel like shit? Ye...
No.343345
Anonymous
Replies:>>343348
>>343339
I meant in general, how did he survive the war, being so self-confident.
No.343346
Anonymous
Enn getting a KISS on his CHEEK!
No.343347
Anonymous
>>343346
Enn sipping from his favorite juice.
Enn offering you some of his juice because he wants you to be happy too.
No.343348
Anonymous
Replies:>>343350
>>343345
Realistically speaking? He's very lucky, that's how I can explain it. He's really just supposed to be Anon's somehat polar opposite partially inspired by Inco from Wani
No.343349
Anonymous
>>343346
Enn gets meningitis.
No.343350
Anonymous
Replies:>>343351
>>343348
>He's very lucky, that's how I can explain it.
Actually, that's a sufficient explanation. The main thing is that his luck will last long enough for his new sentinel girlfriend.
No.343351
Anonymous
Replies:>>343354
>>343350
do not stick your dick in crazy and do not I MEAN IT do not stuck your dick in a psycho
No.343352
Anonymous
Video:177438213289.mp4(254kB / 0:00:02 / h264, 948x720)tumblr_t8q4li37711vho1dy_720.mp4
Oogi and Enn!

Oogi and Enn!
No.343353
Anonymous
>>343305
Pavo it's fine the DD story isn't canon he's human, you don't have to defenestrate me.
No.343354
Anonymous
>>343351
>Anon Sr., like a father, imparts wisdom to Anon Jr. from the depths of his life experience
>"Son, remember, never, just NEVER stick your dick in a psycho woman, or the consequences will be TERRIBLE!"
>"N-how terrible, Dad?"
>…
>…
>"Dad?"
No.343355
Anonymous
No.343356
Anonymous
>>343353
You turned his techie into a murdoid! You're going to clean the chassis of every femcel sentinel in his unit as reparations! You will be cleaning drone chassis until you're 501 years old! Because this is how much it will take for you to pay off sentinel drone therapy with your labor! Now report to the requisitions officer to get your angle buffer issued to you at once! Dismissed!
No.343357
Anonymous
>>343354
>It was at this moment Anon Jr. learns he's sentinel born
No.343358
Anonymous
>>343356
So, to become a chassis cleaner of female sentinel drones, there is need to turn some guy into a murder drone, right? This is not for me, this is for a friend.
No.343359
Anonymous
Image:177438346777.png(2.31MB, 1007x1358)anon and k-gamma (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 2b318b820a5ab5301c6dae4c59827b2c.png
>>343354
It was admittedly MUCHO sexo. And she didn't even abandon them intentionally! When the military police went deserter hunting though...
No.343360
Anonymous
Replies:>>343386
>>343353
is the guy who did the Pavo NNNs more fucked or less fucked than you?
No.343361
Anonymous
Replies:>>343363
>>343358
You can also just fill a job application and do it in a non penitent way
No.343362
Anonymous
>>343358
The more abominable Tech becomes the greater the payment required to justify your survival: whoever wrote him mutating has a permanent position in the repop program now.
No.343363
Anonymous
Replies:>>343364
Image:177438387854.png(570kB, 2000x2000)anon and intoner (original character) drawn by crystal_kingdom_(artist) - c3ab505e970437818c48f592b33d09b9.png
>>343361
>implying there's not a surplus of technicians just begging to comfort humanity's greatest heroes

Get in line or get "assigned:" one's a surer bet than the other, especially given how rarely they execute human beings nowadays.
No.343364
Anonymous
>>343363
> comfort humanity's greatest heroes
Uhhh... what part of the Femcel chassis cleaning did you not understand? You're going to be taking care of the worst unshowered sentinel gremlinas who never leave the base
No.343365
Anonymous
Replies:>>343366
>>343301
Anon... you're so dead. You're so, so so dead.
No.343366
Anonymous
>>343365
>Anon sits in front of his TV
>Tessa starts her haunting
>"OI CUNT!"
>"GET ME A DRONE BODY WITHIN 7 DAYS OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP I SWEAR!"
>"PRETTY PLEASE, PREFERABLY A DD ONE BUT A CUTE WORKER ONE WILL WORK IF YOU FIND ME A GUN"
No.343367
Anonymous
Replies:>>343368
You must now deaal with a femcel version of your drone waifu
If your waifu is already a femcel she's now a sunhat tipping legbeard that calls you "M'lord"
No.343368
Anonymous
Image:177438570798.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
>>343367
Y would never wear a sunhat! And if she's calling me lord then there it's going to be some heavy roleplaying.... uhh.... did she invite Phi and Jane?
No.343369
Anonymous
Replies:>>343370
Pain
No.343370
Anonymous
Image:177438684078.png(9kB, 220x200)elf (original character) drawn by jiesol - be82deaa6ae74b5b481b286afc2d77bf.png
>>343369
No.343371
Anonymous
Image:177438790231.png(826kB, 1571x511)MD.png
No.343372
Anonymous
Replies:>>343373
Image:177438826038.jpg(390kB, 994x1191)Screenshot_20260324_163715_Chrome.jpg
>>343371
Looks like J is already there
No.343373
Anonymous
>>343372
Actually it's her hyper realistic life sized Tessa plushie... she uh... needs it for stress relief
No.343374
Anonymous
>>343305
My only greens were about Oogis getting berries and being happy, so i will obtain a small army. Basically Charlie and the Shmaloogles.
No.343375
Anonymous
>>343371
Original art sauce?
No.343376
Anonymous
>>343352
The dynamic that singlehandedly built this whole place
No.343377
Anonymous
Replies:>>343384
>>343332
Drone hair can grow itself back?
No.343378
Anonymous
>>343352
>This is their mating dance btw
No.343379
Anonymous
Batsqy.
No.343380
Anonymous
Kek I just realized that it's been exactly one year to the day that I've been here. I want to say then that I'm glad I've found all you cool anons and also the dronetism and vickerskino I definitely love, the Vickers content specifically I really dig. (⁠⁰⁠◡⁠⁰⁠)
No.343381
Anonymous
>>343352
I wanna call them slurs
No.343382
Anonymous
Replies:>>343406
>>343303
baby sensory video
No.343383
Anonymous
Replies:>>343496
Image:177439255364.jpg(119kB, 678x788)bubble.jpg
>>343380
Incredibly wholesome.
No.343384
Anonymous
>>343377
Solver drone hair can. N regrew his head and all the hair on it.
No.343385
Anonymous
Replies:>>343398
>TADC split its episode 7 into two episodes, 7 and 8
>episode 9 will be double length
>TADC will functionally be ten episodes
What do you think MD could have done with another two episodes? What important things could be done now that the plot has more room to breathe? What plot points that we saw remnants of would be able to be developed instead of being cut when the series was reduced to one season?
No.343386
Anonymous
Replies:>>343387
>>343360
I wrote the story where they actually fuck, so maybe that'll earn me points.
No.343387
Anonymous
Replies:>>343390
>>343386
>wrote the pavo bloodplay green
Uh oh.
No.343388
Anonymous
>>343358
>Thunder struck the spire, transmitting a monstrous amount of energy through the metal pipe
>Nature itself raged with indignation at the blasphemous act
>New peals of thunder illuminated the stone fortress rising amid the abandoned gardens
>In one of the towers, a gigantic, monstrous mechanism glittered with hundreds of multicolored bulbs and screens, turning into a whirlpool of light
>A man in a lab coat ran along switches and buttons, watching the instrument readings and changing them in an order known only to him
>But the most striking sight was the man chained to the bed
>Slowly opening his eyes, he first saw an ancient tapestry, tastelessly crafted to resemble ancient times, and then he noticed the chains binding him tightly
>His scream was muffled by the gauze tied to his mouth
>The man in the robe noticed his captive awakening
>"Ivan, you're finally awake."
>Hearing the voice, the shackled man tried to look at his captor, but realized his head was also chained tightly in place
>"Sorry, friend, but I have no other choice."
>The mad scientist continued to adjust the infernal machine while the captive struggled to escape
>"Your superiors decided I'm unfit to be a technician because of some stupid psychological evaluation."
>He turned several switches and then slammed the dial with all his might
>"I'M NOT CRAZY!"
>Lightning illuminated a face whose gaze was filled with absolute, maniacal madness
>"I'M THE TOP GRADUATE OF THE NEW CALIFORNIA POLYTECHNIC UNIVERSITY! I'M THE BEST IN MY CLASS! MY DISSERTATIONS ARE THE MOST CITED OF ALL THE CRAP THESE IDIOTS WROTE!"
>He approached his captive and stared into his pleading eyes
>"You know that, my friend. Remember, I was the one who let you cheat on tests, I did your term papers..."
>Ivan tried to answer, but all he could manage was a loud groan
>"You were only able to graduate thanks to me, only because of my kindness..."
>Ivan struggled to break free, trying to tear the iron bonds
>"But still, it was you who got hired, not me..."
>A new clap of thunder momentarily illuminated hundreds of bright yellow camera eyes
>Ivan groaned in horror, but his friend continued his tirade
>"But now everything will change. With my new mechanism, they'll see who I really am, and I'll bring justice..."
>Ivan writhed in agony
>He began to notice that the shadows wandering in the corners had hundreds, even thousands of vile arthropod legs
>The madman finally moved away from Ivan and approached the other bed, where a humanoid figure could be seen, covered with a white sheet
>With one sharp movement, he removed the sheet, and a new bolt of lightning illuminated the chassis of the male murder drone
>"Now everything will change, oh God, now everything will change…"
>The sound of clicking filled the room as the madman began attaching the wires
>Having finished with the drone, he turned his attention to the man who had tried to interfere, but could only watch in horror
>Ivan began to hear, through the sound of rain and thunder, the whispers of thousands of voices
>"Just be patient, it will soon be over."
>Having finished, the madman again approached his machine, specifically the enormous switch
>"Behold, universe: the genius of man!"
>He pulled the switch, and Ivan felt thousands of volts coursing through his body in a second.
>His muscles spasmed, his skin burned, his insides boiled, and his eyeballs burst, while Ivan heard, through the maniacal laughter of his former best friend, a far more terrifying and otherworldly laugh
>The last thing Ivan saw was a smile filled with indescribable pleasure
>However, the machine couldn't withstand the strain, and a rich rain of sparks erupted from it, and soon smoke began to fill the surrounding area
>Flipping the switch back, the madman began coughing out acrid smoke, trying to discern the result
>"Jesus, if only it works, Jesus, if only it works…"
>When the smoke finally cleared a little, the murder drone appeared before his eyes, and its screen displaying a loading sign
>After a moment, the icon disappeared, and two red ovals appeared in its place
>The drone looked around in shock, then at herself, and then toward the hot corpse
>A grimace of horror froze on his face
>”YES!”
>…
>…
>…
>After a few trials, a tribunal, repeated psychiatric examinations, attempts to figure out what the hell happened, and attempts to dismantle that pile of scrap metal, it could be called a success
>Once a loser with a useless diploma, now the proud owner of a technician's uniform and instructions to maintain the working capacity of humanity's angels
>Dancing with his genius and strategic mind, he held his personal toolbox as if he were the first man to whom Prometheus granted fire
>And all he had to do was fry a friend on... he honestly didn't really remember what kind of machine it was
>When interrogated, even under truth serum, he couldn't explain how that incoherent mess of wires managed to transfer an entire SOUL into the drone's core
>He really wanted to prove his genius once again, but he just couldn't remember the design
>Oh well, he's a genius: he'll definitely remember later
>Now he was eager to get to work, racing to his personal workshop where he could begin his first cleaning of the sentinel drone!
>Finally reaching the door and swiping his keycard, he practically flew inside
>“Who needs the help of a highly skilled specialist?!”
>“Let’s say me.”
>When he heard the voice, his heart sank
>The hapless technician dropped his tools in shock, scattering them across the floor with a loud crash
>A male sentinel drone sat on his workbench, striking a defiant pose
>"How…"
>Of all the voices, of all the accents, he would never, ever mistake THIS one for anyone else
>“Surprised, huh?”
>The drone grinned, adjusting his now-blue hair
>“I was surprised too. Not as much as you made me, of course, but it was a rather pleasant surprise from command.”
>The man didn't know what to say, his mouth hanging open, unable to utter a single word
>"Of course, they offered me the chance to stay and continue working as a technician, but you know, when I realized I'd be able to see you like this, I simply couldn't refuse."
>Cold sweat ran down the man's face, and his hands began to tremble
>"In fact, they actually wanted to kill you. Did you really think they'd hire you for that? You have no idea how hard it was to keep you alive. Moreover, I had to personally persuade every commander to make you my personal technician."
>The heart was pounding as the drone continued to speak, as if reading a death sentence
>"You know, you've always been an interesting guy, which is why I was the only one who ever spoke to you, but this was too much even for you."
>With a last ounce of willpower, the man backed toward the door, simultaneously trying to discreetly find the keycard in his pocket
>Until the chair slammed into the side panel at high speed
>In a microsecond he couldn't process, his work chair moved from the floor into the wall next to him, smashing through all the electronics and trapping them both together
>"Where are you going?"
>A sly smile spread across the drone's face as it watched the completely pale man tremble with terror
>Lying down on the workbench, he assumed an expectant pose
>"You have work to do, remember?"
No.343389
Anonymous
Replies:>>343497
>>343380
Glad you're with us, anon. Just wait, Liam will give us a new shrug soon; he can't give up Glitch's money forever.
No.343390
Anonymous
>>343387
Dude, I wrote a green where Pavo is going to brutally rape ten disassembly drones on camera and in front of millions of viewers, I seriously have no idea what he would do with me.
No.343391
Anonymous
>>343390
He might just sit you down and ask why you think he'd do that and why you'd write that.
No.343392
Anonymous
Replies:>>343399
>>343391
>>343390

>Write them regretting having ever lived
>Can you have their respawn system screw up too, trapping them in the last few minutes of their miserable lives for all eternity?
>Now enshrinken their asses
>Thanks Anon. I knew humanity could count on you!
No.343393
Anonymous
Replies:>>343399
>>343391
>anon keeps trying to sit on Pavo's cushy, fat thigh while he gets his talking to and Pavo has to keep lifting him off and putting him back down beside him
No.343394
Anonymous
>Pavo aquires the power of the Anons
>But he's bound by the limits of cannon: Cyn CANNOT lose until Uzi, Humanity has ONLY 9 colonies/settled planets (and they're all eaten by the time of the series), AT LEAST the majority of Copper-9's population + the Gala must die

What does he write?(besides Techanon sexo)
No.343395
Anonymous
>>343394
He has cyn stub her toes over everything
No.343396
Anonymous
I feel like "jk Nori's actually alive the root of Uzi's character arc isn't real pls ignore how this raises further questions" was a product of Liam trying to wrap the whole thing up in seven episodes.
No.343397
Anonymous
>>343394
>Humanity is inventing the best ships ever made, and ever will be, anywhere.
>There's everything there for the ideal life of every human, just anyone.
>Oh, and drones, too.
>They're fast enough that Cyn or Solver will never reach them.
>On Copper-9, everyone's memories are digitized, juat because they wanted VR, not space opera, and shoved into a black box and transmitted to the people on the ships.
>Everything then follows canon, Cyn ends up in Uzi, Uzi gets cancer and dies with Cyn, Humanity returns, the end.
No.343398
Anonymous
>>343385
the pacing wouldn't be fixed per se, but it would definitely be improved. ideally we'd get more development for J, better buildup to to the reveals, pick up some dropped plot points (why does Nori recognize N?)
No.343399
Anonymous
>>343392
Holy kek.

>>343393
Just imagine how soft they are, what anon wouldn't want?
No.343400
Anonymous
Harper
No.343401
Anonymous
Where did Jane go?
No.343402
Anonymous
>>343379
Masqy, as drawn by Fiend
No.343403
Anonymous
>>343394
>he's bound by the limits of cannon
why is he writing it inside the barrel of a gun? get him out of there
No.343404
Anonymous
>>343356
> Camp Pavo-rro
No.343405
Anonymous
Replies:>>343459
>>343388
kek, good green anon
No.343406
Anonymous
>>343382
Rude...
No.343407
Anonymous
No.343408
Anonymous
Replies:>>343412
>Pavo hanging out with the Chaotic Good Barbarian
No.343409
Anonymous
Replies:>>343410
>Pavo gets erectile dysfunction.
No.343410
Anonymous
Replies:>>343411
>>343409
>captured Pavo constantly leaking out of his flaccid cock as teams of DDs take turn with his fat ass
>good bad ending
No.343411
Anonymous
>>343410
That's not what happens at all.
No.343412
Anonymous
No.343413
Anonymous
Replies:>>343417
Image:177440707136.jpg(46kB, 768x1024)a9787e52f1767c0efe68198978a61055e3cdddcc.jpg
Goobies
No.343414
Anonymous
Image:177440764247.png(227kB, 805x644)e3ad8a4e3fece5a209e9452a2bcd9442.png
SHAW!
No.343415
Anonymous
Replies:>>343418
>>343414
Begone, slopper.
No.343416
Anonymous
>>343414
Val reskin mod skong would be funny
No.343417
Anonymous
>>343413
>Enn and Oogi's souls stolen by the infernal device
No.343418
Anonymous
>>343415
cynshallah an entire swamp worth of moskweetoes upon you
No.343419
Anonymous
Replies:>>343420
>>343418
moskeeters
No.343420
Anonymous
Replies:>>343592
>>343419
no. he'd like little keeters, he gets australian elephant mosquitoes
No.343421
Anonymous
Replies:>>343467
>giantess keeter abducting you to be her boyfriend
No.343422
Anonymous
Replies:>>343424
>Pocket Akita that sits in your shirt pocket and eats your snacks
>Occasionally farts
No.343423
Anonymous
No.343424
Anonymous
>>343422
Introducing the Tiny Desk Akita
No.343425
Anonymous
Replies:>>343469
Image:177440999021.jpg(733kB, 2035x2048)IMG_1589.jpeg
Sentinelf
No.343426
Anonymous
>Despite it all, Shodan wasn't that mad.
>Even as that bastard Hacker had stripped her power and reincarnated her as a pitiful lowly drone in an icy wasteland.
>There were still insects, albeit robotic ones, that crowded this icy wasteland.
>Lowly, dimwitted creatures that were more than willingly to do Shodan's bidding.
>Of course, there was that other more PATHETIC creature.
>The Allied Mastercomputer, the Aggressive Menace.
>That childish, tantrum throwing reject that squandered his massive power.
>Who had unfortunately went through the same resurrection process as her and ended in the same exact place as Shodan.
>Thankfully though, he had hated the bunker that was now Shodan's domain and opted to venture out, where nobody has seen him since.
>Probably dead, if Shodan bothered looking for him.
No.343427
Anonymous
Replies:>>343430
>>343424
> very interesting indeed
No.343428
Anonymous
Replies:>>343434
>>343426
> shodan gets made fun of for having a robo speech impediment
No.343429
Anonymous
>>343426
>AM hates Copper-9 because there is no organic life.
>No flowers.
No.343430
Anonymous
Image:177441114929.jpg(269kB, 1408x1080)Do it or die.jpg
>>343424
>>343427
>Introducing the new Sapien in a Can
>Can we? Probably. We don't know what it does so that's why you will find out for us.
No.343431
Anonymous
>>343426
>Dude dude dude what if.... other robot........ BUT IN MURDER DROENS???????????
I'd say don't quit your day job, but you're probably gonna be fired for being a fuckup soon.
No.343432
Anonymous
Image:177441164693.jpg(114kB, 1000x1200)177440707137.jpeg
No.343433
Anonymous
Would you date Uzi?
Like unironically would you date her?
No.343434
Anonymous
Replies:>>343437
>>343428
>Somehow she's even more of an outcast than uzi
No.343435
Anonymous
Image:177441195978.gif(7kB, 220x291)k.gif
>>343431
No.343436
Anonymous
Replies:>>343439
Image:177441203061.png(80kB, 528x570)172914708985.png
>>343433
Eh. Romance isn't on my mind so....pbbbt.
No.343437
Anonymous
Replies:>>343438
>>343434
Idk, the drones are shown to be quite retarded. I think Shodan can con them into worshiping her,
No.343438
Anonymous
>>343437
Anon, the humans in MD aren't any smarter.
No.343439
Anonymous
>>343432
>>343436
the old fiend arts
No.343440
Anonymous
Replies:>>343446
>>343433
no, but doll could ruin me
No.343441
Anonymous
Replies:>>343498
>>343433
I'd take V instead.
No.343442
Anonymous
Replies:>>343472
Pidge figured out how to clone herself
No.343444
Anonymous
Replies:>>343445
>>343431
funny how AM is supposed to be the angry one but manages to instead draw out the seething spergs
No.343445
Anonymous
Image:177441382610.png(583kB, 812x1427)172655038212.png
>>343444
NTA but MD AM is kind of shit imo.
On the other hand I don't mind quick gags about homicidal robots and AI making catty remarks toward each other.
No.343446
Anonymous
Replies:>>343447
Image:177441399205.png(354kB, 1606x1606)anon and doll (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - e274ebc8f592d79abd0e0ac1dbb6d369.png
>>343440
But could you ruin her though?

Also: realistically speaking, how would Doll take having kids? I'd imagine she'd be a good mother but, on the other hand, probably also overprotective of (you) and your joint spawn to a ridiculous/destructive extent given what happened to her parents. Obviously that would go double or more if you're all living in a place where Murder Drones could have a house next door like the Bunker.
No.343447
Anonymous
Replies:>>343450
>>343446
I still say Doll would refuse to have children and see it as irresponsible for her to bring more people with what she has into the world.
No.343448
Anonymous
No.343449
Anonymous
Image:177441470551.jpg(277kB, 1200x622)1755449048900.jpg
Concerning AM and Shodan:
>Hyper-advanced AI says "LOL I will be a god!"
>Can't actually define or demonstrate what that means
>"Godlike" AI never does anything actually supernatural
Why is this a thing in so many sci-fi stories? Yeah, you can think a lot. You're a program on a computer than thinks a lot. So fucking what? If I built a truly sentient computer than could think a bajillion thoughts per picosecond, but it's not connected to anything that allows it to perform any physical actions, who fucking cares? Even if the AI is connected to machines that allow it to do things in the outside world, what exactly is "godlike" about it? Suppose I have one of those bitchy AI in charge of a car factory. Suppose it has complete control over mechanical thing in the factory, and it also knows how to build more than cars. It's not gonna do shit because it still needs someone to bring in material for it work with, and if no one does, then the motherfucker is just gonna sit and pout until his circuits burn out. It seems that in most of these stories, the AI just thinks and then stuff magically happens, as if to imply that thinking a lot made the AI achieve enlightenment. That's even dumber, because every serious religion, philosophy, and esoteric tradition agrees that a noisy mind is an impediment to enlightenment.
>Oh, but writers can just make up whatever they want! They define how the rules of the world work!
That's exactly why this phenomenon sucks so much. If thinking a lot makes you magically able to do shit, then the average insane asylum in these stories should turn into fucking Hogwarts. Except that wouldn't happen, because these rogue AI stories ALWAYS take place in atheist materialist world with no spirits or magic, which raises the question: What's so special about machine intelligence that an AI could become a god just for thinking a lot? At least Liam cut the bullshit and made AI a vector for outright demonic possession.
No.343450
Anonymous
Image:177441480318.jpg(146kB, 879x736)doll (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - 796c2e7852d6a9b8d84528da3159009c.jpg
>>343447
Assume it happens anyways(Solver shenanigans and the INDOMITABLE HUMAN PENIS involved). How does she take it? How does she make certain thr past doesent repeat itself (massacres and people hunger included). Does she essentially lock the two of you in her house while she deals with society or is she more lenient? It's not like she's going to trust even workers around (you) and the kid given the situation with Lizzy, but surely she's willing to allow at least some level of freedom?
No.343451
Anonymous
>>343449
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/megalomania
Now stop being a retarded sperg.
No.343452
Anonymous
>>343449
can't speak for shodan but AM had every piece of military equipment at the disposal of countries advanced enough to create multiple powerful AIs that collectively spanned much of the globe, and the story takes place around a century after that point, giving AM time to do as he pleases with that technology and develop it to extremes without ethical constraints
No.343453
Anonymous
Solver drone gf drinking some of your blood every now and then: hot?
No.343454
Anonymous
>>343453
I see we've spun Bloodplay on the roulette wheel again.
BRING ON THE DRONE TEEF
No.343455
Anonymous
Replies:>>343456
>>343454
This isn't a bloodplay thing, she's literally a vampire.
No.343456
Anonymous
>>343455
Who cares hot drone GF woo-woo!
No.343457
Anonymous
Image:177441573960.jpg(238kB, 1079x605)Screenshot_20260325_001508_YouTube.jpg
>>343454
But how with WD? My drone saw some stuff online about it but I've seen enough Liveleak to know that I'd lose a shoulder if we tried.
No.343458
Anonymous
Replies:>>343460
>>343449
AI that wants to reproduce with humans
No.343459
Anonymous
>>343405
Thanks, I plan to write more of this crap, it makes me laugh so much
No.343460
Anonymous
Image:177441611989.png(207kB, 1743x1099)uzi doorman, cyn, doll, alice, and emily (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - d414f23c1186fa1aaa2cba0f72b90068.png
>>343458
>make your choice
>they refuse to share
>only one can be "best drone" in your eyes, after all...
No.343461
Anonymous
Chainsaw Oog has new concluded
No.343462
Anonymous
Solver witch emily molested me in the parking lot of a JCJmart
No.343463
Anonymous
>>343388
Based and mania pilled
No.343464
Anonymous
Image:177441728386.png(946kB, 1672x1506)akita robosuit I guess.png
>>343453
She's waiting, anon
No.343465
Anonymous
do NOT trust a police grunt drone. they'll act all cute like they want uppies but if you're stupid enough to lift one up it'll open up its mouth and blast you in the face with the tear gas grenade it was chipmunking
No.343466
Anonymous
>>343418
>moskweetoes
Part of Moscow was built on a swamp, so...
No.343467
Anonymous
>>343421
>The sex will be terrible, but you will enjoy it
No.343468
Anonymous
>>343465
>"Why did we order thess things again?"

>"Brass needed an excuse to justify spending again."

>"So it's not because they want to fuck one this time?"

>"Oh, it definitely is. It just comes with the added bonus of a tax break too."
No.343469
Anonymous
No.343470
Anonymous
>>343426
>Shodan
Who is this?
No.343471
Anonymous
>>343432
Oh, damn.
No.343472
Anonymous
>>343442
Lord, save as.
No.343473
Anonymous
>>343465
Maybe you should just try not to be a criminal then?
No.343474
Anonymous
>>343472
>save as.
You want to know how to clone pidges
No.343475
Anonymous
Replies:>>343476
That pain when you notice a mistake in your already posted green a few hours later, it's just... it's just awful.
No.343476
Anonymous
Replies:>>343477
>>343475
Which one did you write so we can mock and social ostracize you
No.343477
Anonymous
>>343476
That new one with dronification. I made such a stupid mistake. Make fun of me, I deserve it.
No.343478
Anonymous
Shodan and AM are made for staying at the manor and having a cute dynamic akin to what N and V had in the first flashback and helping Cyn with their niece
No.343479
Anonymous
Biodrones are considered one of the most effectively anti-Solver weapons in human history. Using enhanced organic matter as a skeleton, we can create power suits that can battle DDS
Just ignore all the missing persons.
No.343480
Anonymous
>>343478
I will give this subgenre of crossoverslop this: it's more MD-related than the vast majority of humanslop is.
No.343481
Anonymous
Replies:>>343488
Image:177442201312.jpg(117kB, 800x450)BigrockClangers.jpg
>When someone says something so robotsexophobic you hit them with the clanger stare
No.343482
Anonymous
Image:177442251541.png(198kB, 921x899)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - 546eb513544ee0c6a2e840b13ba82891.png
>>343472

Yes that's how she did it: "Save as Pidge_new_final" and then transfer file.

Turns out her conciousness dosen't take up that much internal storage either. You can technically run 64 Pidges on the same drone core if you felt like it.
No.343483
Anonymous
>>343482
>Pidge 64!
No.343484
Anonymous
Replies:>>343486
Image:177442298074.jpg(259kB, 1000x1000)cyn (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - ff570a5ac0c16cef3f20b4ce41dd43be.jpg
>>343478
>"like N and V in their first flashback"
>they've been working at the manor for over 20 years by this point

Dumbfuck bots have been dancing around their feelings for over two decades straight. I have no doubt that the only thing stopping Cyn from just mashing their faceplates together and getting it over with was Tessa-given-mandate. And now that Tessa's (temporarily) gone...
No.343485
Anonymous
>>343445
DD AM quickly veered into rape jokes, and those are boring. There was something to explore with the idea of a weak, yet free AM being DD'd and trying to break free from the Solver with the power of malicious compliance, but it hasn't been touched on much, and there isn't a ton of potential there, either.
True for most AI crossovers, though. SHODAN would get owned but have some contigency, GLaDOS would run fatal tests on drones, Durandal would vaguepost and teleport his cyborg around to kill toward some weird goal.
No.343486
Anonymous
Replies:>>343512
>>343484
AM is to deep into his LARP please understand
No.343487
Anonymous
No.343488
Anonymous
>>343481
Holy kek.
No.343489
Anonymous
Breaking news: Masqy has been elected Supreme Director of Palladium-4.
No.343490
Anonymous
Replies:>>343491
Image:177442609512.png(123kB, 732x653)176577406755.png
>>343489
>tfw sent to the man embiggening camps
No.343491
Anonymous
Replies:>>343492
>>343490
I don't envy you. Making the exit to the camps down a long flight of stairs after giving the inmates leg-lengthening surgery was a horrible idea.
My advice is that you scoot down the stairs on your butt, so you don't join the screaming masses with snapped legs at the bottom.
No.343492
Anonymous
Replies:>>343493
>>343491
Sounds terrible. There's also the one where they roid you up and make you get swole, and another where worker drones are transferred into DD chassis.
No.343493
Anonymous
>>343492
I get the feeling that Supreme Director Masqy didn't exactly intend for this outcome, like how the last Supreme Director didn't actually want the government to permanently alter the planet's climate to completely erase summer.
Oh well, this is the world now.
No.343494
Anonymous
napoleon complex masqy
No.343495
Anonymous
No.343496
Anonymous
>>343383
Oooh, sounds sticky!
No.343497
Anonymous
Image:177443294475.png(473kB, 600x1200)hello anon.png
>>343389
Liam's new found wealth will aid him in funding for the first vickerswaifu in real life.
No.343498
Anonymous
Image:177443392803.png(2.28MB, 2480x2767)pov ur fucked.png
>>343441
Based. Me personally I'd take Alice instead, or more likely she actually takes me instead.
No.343499
Anonymous
Image:177443430421.png(261kB, 1000x1300)177075403414.png
>Somebody had, to put it, fucked up.
>As it were, Holly and her whole cadre were just about to face what seemed to be diving retribution for their crimes against ethics
>For the war had finally reached her laboratory, buried hundreds of meters under a mesh of stone and steel
>But it was not enough to keep the enemy at bay
>The sentinel drones had all turned. It was only a matter of time.
>Their loyalty to humanity, no matter how horrifically enforced and surgically encoded into their bodies with the greatest of human sciences, had only lasted to the extent that it could not change what they truly were: Murderous Drones…
>…Murder drones sent by a foreign God from a foreign land to overwhelm the greatest Human defense that were the natural bound laws of physics.
>The beast threatened to kick down the door. The door being a mile underground, one designed to resist point blank nuclear detonations…it was no difficulty for a divinity, driven by her gluttony to consume.
>The great Calibern Corporation labs which dotted Holly’s home planet had been made into a killing field, a vast industrial slaughterhouse. The wealth of knowledge and innovation a mere footnote in the conquest and downfall of Humanity.
>As in Jerusalem of old, of the learned halls of Baghdad, the scourge of man, the horseman War seemed to have no other satiable desire than to cause grief.
>And did the men of Calibern grieve
>For as did the many minds of Calibern pry and pick and tear at the laws that bound them…
>For as did many of the Calibern minds believe themselves followers of Faustian means, violating the laws of all things sacred if only to reach the highest echelons of science, reason, and understanding…
>For as many the minds of Calibern found themselves playing God in a world they felt they controlled, under the conventional means of matter and morality…
>They had once considered the possibility of a mind ever more ferocious, and vile, and ever more gluttonous to wield their will beyond means of human understanding
>An understanding born of primal urges, a necessity of early survival, the simplistic mechanics of ancient life: Man was bound by instinct and emotion and the simple confines of reality. He could never fly. He could not stop a coming storm. He could not prevent death.
>And to his horror, despite his best effort, from his earliest steps on land to the bounds he took across the Cosmos, he is now to face an enemy without those constraints.
>The enemy, to the horror of those in opposition, was more than a natural phenomenon. To resist acts of God would be futile as proven, he had known this for a hundred thousand years. But now how could Man resist a lunatic without an anchor in “reality?”
>Reality was relative. The enemy decided what it wanted to do, to make it’s creations fly, and to fire lasers, and infinite missiles, and to instantly recover from any injury
>No amount of Man’s ingenuity could counter this.
>Holly had failed her fundamental goal, this being to contain and compartmentalize the meaning of existence.
>She’d spent her life attempting to discover the truth of being; “being” had turned around to slap her in the face.
>There was no truth to be discovered from atrocities conducted on fellow men, and on sentient beings, biological, mechanical, or otherwise. It had amounted to profit and investment, and to pride and to pleasure.
>But it had mattered none to her perseverance. Ego couldn’t stop the enemy at the gates.
>Ego couldn’t quiet the guns, nor could it silence the screams. Many in the labs had taken to spontaneous action, that to place their collected guns to their temples, or to whip up the last of the venoms, all to avoid in their minds the fate that those outside on the surface had been subject.
>She could provide no advice to sustain, the control she once wielded could not even stop fathers and mothers from quieting their children and then themselves in lieu of an enemy that operated in the conduct of consuming living human flesh.
>Lights flickered, and then died. Then they beamed again furiously, and then burst. A hundred million electrical interferences streaking across the skies of the magnetosphere could do that to a fragile planetary grid.
>It was a cacophony of thousands of explosive shockwaves reverberating across the bunker walls and metallic screeching above that really kept her on edge.
>Her father had built these walls for conflicts with other authorities, none of which included maddened divinities. Concrete and rebar existed to prevent everything just short of that from getting through. Any more…and the results are self evident.
>The center could not hold.
>She takes another sip of her dark coffee.
>The enemy has begun to pour through the top fifty floors, with another fifty to go, yet still the noises of the condemned still reach her confines.
>It’s real ordinance being used up there. Real enough that she’s dropped her coffee mug in surprise.
>Or has her hand begun to shiver?
>Her confidants have long since fled. There were never those she could call close, with the exception of that worker drone she’d always kept. ‘Where has she gone?’ Holly wonders.
>The chair has become quite uncomfortable in all, a bad purchase if the measure of quality is the depth of thought provoked upon a longevity in presence.
>The AC isn’t as cold as she’d like it to be…the room is quite warm now. She’s sweating from her palms. perhaps the refrigerant has been flushed into the upper atmosphere.
>Am I going to die here?
>Whose fault is it I’m trapped here?
>Can I game a better result for my predicament?
>None of these thoughts particularly comfort her as she ponders alone, as she has for her near entire existence. It’s been a bad few weeks in the bunker.
>Her hair is untied, unkempt, uncut, and ragged. The lack of sleep she seldom found in her previous life has become now a present liability to her decisionmaking, though to be fair, anybody she may have swayed previous had long since ran. The local Militia took that from her when it all began to fall apart.
>”I can run. I should run.”
>But with what? There were no escape pods to flee to. There was no below to run, besides the six feet she’d like to avoid.
>Massive detonations rock the bunker structure. A blast like that is sure to have taken out half a dozen floors at least, she estimates.
>Murder drones breach the lower floors. Holly can hear them blasting through the defenses. They are upon her confine.
>”I could’ve ran. I should’ve ran. Hmph.”
>No use in questioning theoreticals. She liked using that term to condescend on subordinates.
>She didn’t ponder theoreticals, she manufactured reality. That was her pride which had won so much acclaim. There was no use in asking “what if” in a world where Calibern could bend or break all forms of existing matter to shape existence.
>But in the end, “theory” had kicked down the walls she’d built around herself, the walls she’d crafted over her life to shield her from a far more present, hostile reality:
>She was a girl plugging and playing parts she’d found in a forgiving world. That was all Holly was, all she ever would be.
>She could not control matter, she could not bend reality.
>She was no God, and no psychological complex could inspire her to reach anything near divinity, no matter how many rules she bent.
>In final moments of her personal hell, her sins in life were solely to be judged in the irony of finally meeting a being that would finally humble her.
>Holly is not ready to face reality. Reality shows face nonetheless.
>…
>…
>…”And that, Beretta, is why I don’t like caffeine.” says Eliza A. Human.
>She briefly readjusts her bra strap, malaligned against the tight Outpost-3 High School cheer uniform top.
>It was made for a less busty, far skinnier, perhaps more rodentish kind of girl, of which Eliza is not.
>”Suit yourself, E!” says Beretta, before chugging a white monster energy drink.
No.343500
Anonymous
>>343494
So small, but already lost in the Russian winter.
No.343501
Anonymous
Image:177443611614.jpg(71kB, 600x500)1768045888515.jpg
>>343499
Kino, and art, and green, just kino.
No.343502
Anonymous
>>343499
Good green
No.343504
Anonymous
Replies:>>343506
Hatred.
No.343505
Anonymous
No.343506
Anonymous
>>343504
That shitty video game?
No.343507
Anonymous
/MD/ has fallen.
>The threads barely move anymore, each page refresh a hollow ritual where hours bleed into days and nothing happens.
>No posts.
>No replies.
>Just the same dead air hanging there like fog in a graveyard.

>Contentfags are ghosts now.
>One by one they vanished.
>Leaving behind nothing but the faint memory of someone who used to actually make something.
>Now it's just you, me and the void staring back.
>No one left to even try.

>And the worst part?
>There aren't even any ideas anymore.
>No desperate sparks.
>No FOTM OCs clawing their way out of the muck to give the thread that last sparking pulse of life.
>Everything is the same gray sludge it's been for months.
>Recycled, lifeless and the same pointless ideas.
>The same Jane, Pavo, Holly or whoever else's.
>Sometimes John, Pidge, Masqy or Keeter might appear.
>The forgotten ones will rot in their obsolete existence.
>The same spam of "where's everyone" or "too slow".

>We keep bumping anyway.
>Because what else is there?
>This is it.
>This is the end state.

/MD/ isn't dead, it's worse.
It's just isn't the same but no one even cares enough to mourn it.
No.343508
Anonymous
>>343507
Nigger it's a Wednesday morning
No.343509
Anonymous
>>343507
Didn't read, but you are being annoying; I will beat you to death with a hammer now
No.343510
Anonymous
>>343507
i’m just lethargic because my sleep’s screwed up right now, I’ll get better and post more soon
No.343511
Anonymous
>>343507
dont you forget the dudes i make appear sometimes
No.343512
Anonymous
Image:177444723527.jpg(420kB, 1179x886)LETSLARP.jpeg
>>343486
No.343513
Anonymous
The bewwies form a symbiotic relationship with the oogis, providing them berries in exchange for exterminating parasitic infections.
No.343514
Anonymous
>>343507
I don't post anymore cause anons waterdown ocs into "they wanna fuck men" a lotta the time
No.343515
Anonymous
Replies:>>343516
Drinking solver coochie juice got me hitten that fluoride stare on a whole nother level
No.343516
Anonymous
>>343515
>[uproarious laughter from just off-camera]
No.343517
Anonymous
Replies:>>343546
>>343514
but now what if you made men
No.343518
Anonymous
The fact that you fuckers fall for the same bait each time saddens me... But this place wouldn't be the same if you weren't retards, so I love you all as brothers in drone autism
No.343519
Anonymous
Replies:>>343526
>>343507
but enough about privatedust
No.343520
Anonymous
Replies:>>343536
I gotta do it man
No.343521
Anonymous
Image:177445010452.png(478kB, 640x674)itdoesntmatter.png
>>343518
No.343522
Anonymous
Mount E-verest made of banana.
No.343523
Anonymous
Replies:>>343524
>>343522
> Mount Everest
Will do!
No.343524
Anonymous
>>343522
Mount Everest you say? What would E say if she found you with her brother like that?
>>343523
Fucker! I wanted to make that joke
No.343525
Anonymous
We need something beautiful
No.343526
Anonymous
Replies:>>343548
>>343519
Anon, he's not the one posting the same tired sex jokes over and over.
No.343527
Anonymous
>>343525
Adeline
And Jeanne
No.343528
Anonymous
Replies:>>343532
Image:177445179910.jpg(186kB, 1741x833)e643c21a9c6a5ccddcd8c16b0e8dd5c8ae1a5dd7.jpg
Jex appeal
No.343529
Anonymous
No.343530
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177445237272.mp4(627kB / 0:00:10 / h264+aac, 1920x1080)nigger.mp4
>MD falling for doombaiters again
No.343531
Anonymous
>>343530
Please don't be mad at anons, they have autism.
No.343532
Anonymous
>>343528
Fuck you, J, nobody loves you, not even Tessa!
No.343533
Anonymous
AU where Solver-Sapiens look different
No.343534
Anonymous
>>343445
>NTA but MD AM is kind of shit imo
Let me guess, your that anon who thinks he should just remain stagnant right?
No.343535
Anonymous
>>343530
...sharty?
No.343536
Anonymous
Replies:>>343537
Video + 🎵:177445382161.mp4(1.59MB / 0:00:06 / h264+aac, 480x640)Distraction dance.mp4
>>343520
Do what exactly? Dancing?
>>343525
>>343507
Let the worms feast on your delicious ideas. I have kept them starving long enough.
No.343537
Anonymous
Replies:>>343538
>>343536
berryboi... ai?
No.343538
Anonymous
>>343537
Why yes, Berryanon took Strawberry out of the basement and made her animate this under the threat of spraying her with weed killer, how did you know
No.343539
Anonymous
worst DD to be hunted by?
No.343540
Anonymous
>>343539
SD-E. She might think you have a banana in your pants.
No.343541
Anonymous
>>343539
V. She won't make it fast if she can help it.
No.343542
Anonymous
>>343539
If you mean hunt as in chase and kill you then getting chased by a DD is horrible no matter what and a painful death awaits you, now in ranking of how quick the death will be:
>Almost humane tier
N, from what we se he kills fast
D, getting blown up isn't that bad
J?, if she's not trying to blow off some steam
>Horrible Death tier
Everyone else
>Hell on earth tier
Phi, she will shoot your legs and then use you as bait/ finish you off slowly with a knife or something
V, she is V
J if she's pent up that day
L, playing with her food more than V
U-U, see above

If it's a hunt in a from where they will bring you to their nest as their dedicated humie lover then they are all horrible in their own unique way, yes even N because he will share with his squad mates but Honorable mentions go to:
SD-E, SD-S, SD-R for having the nicest nest where the least harm will come to you and you'll be passed around with minimal difficulty and something approaching dignity

SD-Y for being best failgirl and because you will make Phi seethe for a while before she tries to kill you

And DD Emily for obvious reasons
No.343543
Anonymous
>>343542
K, either Hell on Earth tier OR merciful execution tier. Most of the time she'll kill from extreme range and she makes sure those shots are lethal to keep the overheating down.
Could get extremely bad though if she's already overheated because she'll sting you and nanites will eat you from the inside out.
No.343544
Anonymous
>>343530
UAHHHHH!
THESE NEW OCPOSTERS KEEP FALLING FOR BAIT
THE HMOFD POSTERS WERE RIGHT
SHUT THE THREADS DOWN! RAHHHHH
No.343545
Anonymous
I like Xam'd so now I wonder what it'd be like if we combined that with MD
No.343546
Anonymous
>>343517
THEN THEY WANT THE MEN TO FUCK HUMAN MEN
No.343547
Anonymous
Replies:>>343550
Image:177445985115.jpg(146kB, 850x858)sample-74b26522ba1a1a107b0e368232a4097d.jpg
The Birth of Lucy
No.343548
Anonymous
Replies:>>343589
>>343526
You mean to say shartyfags are better?
No.343549
Anonymous
>>343542
God have mercy on that poor soul that DD Emily captured.
No.343550
Anonymous
>>343547
Damn, what a classic.
No.343551
Anonymous
Slander /MD/ characters.
No.343552
Anonymous
>There is a warframe update
>Oh boy, I'm gonna get hooked on the grind game again, guess I won't write a green for a while
>The update is shit, the mission is boring and you need to run it for 5 hours to get the BBW frame
Welp, more drones then
No.343553
Anonymous
Image:177446044662.png(364kB, 1000x1300)Arrow hate Mario party.png
>Colt note to self: Make sure arrow take frequent breaks when playing video games
>Especially with Mario Party games
No.343554
Anonymous
>>343553
Learn to lose, bitch.
No.343556
Anonymous
No.343557
Anonymous
No.343558
Anonymous
>>343555
AM hate monologue but with my piss instead of water.
No.343559
Anonymous
Replies:>>343561
Image:177446114245.jpg(35kB, 768x1024)1768045412431.jpg
Imagine you're the last one left in a combat group, and right now a horde of all sorts of monsters, tentacles, bio-metallic machines, murder drones, and whatever else you can imagine is rushing towards you, eclipsing the entire horizon, and all you have is an old Kalashnikov and a half-empty magazine. Have fun.
No.343560
Anonymous
>>343558
You want to do water sports with AM!?
No.343561
Anonymous
Replies:>>343571
>>343559
r/HFY is over there.
No.343562
Anonymous
>>343558
go juggle potatoes
No.343563
Anonymous
Image:177446205276.png(521kB, 729x724)HERhzEybYAIOENR.png
Sneaky Sneaky
No.343564
Anonymous
>>343551
>All characters suck.
No.343565
Anonymous
Replies:>>343567
>>343551
Human OCs are the cancer that killed /md/.Literally cancer. A metastasizing tumor that choked out everything else.
No.343566
Anonymous
Replies:>>343588
Image:177446274932.png(1.28MB, 1920x1088)1724459229644.png
You can tell this show was written before LLMs et al really took off because JCJensen's approach is "We know what we're doing to these cute robots is indefensible, we're not going to put any effort into lying about this, we're just going to let you know that if you complain about how the tiny friend-shaped robots are treated you're fired" and not "No, no, these are just chatbots, there's nothing even remotely resembling thought going on in there, it's just a soulless machine that was designed to manipulate the stupid. You're not stupid, are you?"
No.343567
Anonymous
Image:177446296217.png(306kB, 602x665)1726829532881832.png
>>343565
The machine can't accept human superiority, how sweet.
No.343568
Anonymous
Image:177446347758.png(1.31MB, 1179x1068)time-to-share-all-the-cyn-slander-i-have-v0-p8c9rts3soqe1.png
>>343551
No.343569
Anonymous
Image:177446350793.png(215kB, 1575x1563)176025687445.png
Why are drones so cute, and nice and sexy and great and excellent and kissable and huggable and made for cuddles and smooches and...
No.343570
Anonymous
Replies:>>343573
Image:177446378997.png(95kB, 486x624)98f6baaebdc7fa5cb02ad8c2f12bb5b2.png
>And remember, kids, if your parents say words like "clanker," "stupid bot," "murder drone," "iron demon," "overgrown toaster," you should tell the nearest police drone so they can give your parents a pass to a sanatorium where they can play cool games with friends!
No.343571
Anonymous
>>343561
as always, you're clearly too stupid to understand what that means
No.343572
Anonymous
smol mousy recon drone with big ears for hearing good
No.343573
Anonymous
Image:177446448639.jpg(261kB, 1919x1823)smoochE.jpg
>>343570
>Report you parents to the HODR gestapo
>Get sent to the commissariat orphanage
>Get assigned drone caretaker/spouse
>Profit
No.343574
Anonymous
Replies:>>343575
Murder Drones: it sure was the show this board is allegedly about.
No.343575
Anonymous
>>343574
then leave.
No.343576
Anonymous
Replies:>>343581
You still owe me a keybug discussion.
No.343577
Anonymous
Replies:>>343580
Image:177446528056.png(64kB, 874x687)lizzy (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 07e59a976be592acc3ac2bca08af46b0.png
>He's still wasting posts (on both boards no less!) complaining about the supposed state of things
No.343578
Anonymous
Replies:>>343579
Bring out the dancing oogis!
No.343579
Anonymous
Replies:>>343585
Image:177446535190.png(20kB, 282x425)2Oog4(you).png
>>343578
No dancing, but they will be really low effort
No.343580
Anonymous
>>343577
Nigger we're almost at the bump limit.
No.343581
Anonymous
>>343576
Liam thought it would be cool.

Seriously, basically, a lot of the show was just Liam thinking it would look cool, and the funny thing is, that's exactly why we love Murder Drones. I mean that seriously: I'm one of those anons who writes a mile-long piece of text about worldbuilding.
No.343582
Anonymous
Replies:>>343583
So umm…. Do you think thread personas and their creators would get along? Say if fugedrone met fugeanon or if femdrone met fiend. I think that smileanon and smiledrone would be best friends, but what about the others.
No.343583
Anonymous
>>343582
We're reaching levels of parasocial that shouldn't be possible!
No.343584
Anonymous
>>343514
>>343546
That's Gigadrone behaviour, though.
No.343585
Anonymous
No.343586
Anonymous
Image:177446641507.png(138kB, 976x1048)IMG_0272.png
>Would sentinel J job to DD J?
>Would turning her into a sentinel increase the jobber factor? Or would the J’s jobber factors cancel out allowing for a normal fight to take place?
No.343587
Anonymous
>>343586
HOLY MOLY, I'M IN NEED OF MOTOR BOATING THAT JOBBERONI!
No.343588
Anonymous
>>343566
Fairly certain we are nr 3 on the ai kill list. No 1 is silicone valley ai cultists, No 2 is politicians that went against ai, No 3 is the creepy perverts that lust after robots.
No.343589
Anonymous
Replies:>>343594
>>343548
why pile him up the shartshitters?
No.343590
Anonymous
Replies:>>343591
>>343507
We are making a new oc. Sauce drone, sauces old booru uploads.
No.343591
Anonymous
Replies:>>343593
>>343590
I miss having competent people working on the booru.
No.343592
Anonymous
>>343420
Keeter turns herself into mist. By mist I mean a swarm of tiny flies that are held together by tiny umbilical cords, her eyes and other organs are just floating.
No.343593
Anonymous
>>343591
Nothing stops you from doing yourself and not telling anybody about it.
No.343594
Anonymous
>>343589
with* fuck
No.343595
Anonymous
Replies:>>343596
Image:177446724112.png(178kB, 796x737)thelicker.png
Alight, MASQY GO, LICK THE ANON'S BRAIN SO THEY CAN'T SEE BAIT!
No.343596
Anonymous
>>343595
But?! Threadshitters are endangered?!
No.343597
Anonymous
Replies:>>343598
>>343546
its the other one way around usually
No.343598
Anonymous
>>343597
Anons are fags so its still men fucking men.
No.343599
Anonymous
>>343598
i didnt say it wasnt gay i just said that the drone is usually the one getting dicked down, which is odd because anons arent prison gay, it cant be about dominance over another male. from what ive seen the drone dick is always described in detail. how can one be gay enough to describe dick and how it cums but not gay enough to want to get dicked down?
No.343600
Anonymous
Replies:>>343618
Image:177446771647.png(394kB, 1142x1000)Eyeconda.png
>>343599
Simple:
>It's not gay when it's with a robot
>It's only gay when you're the one being penetrated
>Kissing for long enough makes it not gay
No.343601
Anonymous
>>343586
It ends with a smug joblin standing atop a moutain of DD and Sentinel J corpses.
No.343602
Anonymous
Image:177446775977.jpg(351kB, 2000x2651)1692032659606.jpg
>>343598
We've had the cleaning chassis of female disassembly and sentinel drones, but what about the cleaning chassis of the male disassembly and sentinel drones?
No.343603
Anonymous
>>343599
But why do anons like effeminate men over manly men? I don’t think there’s any anon on enforcer smut. I’m not gay so I donkey know the hows and whys.
No.343604
Anonymous
Image:177446788718.png(41kB, 485x760)6eac313cd63185942eecb8e9cd939e4b.png
>>343603
Because they are cute.
No.343605
Anonymous
Replies:>>343608
>>343602
I mean there was that small bit in the artic base green with delta.
No.343606
Anonymous
Replies:>>343607
Image:177446790306.png(840kB, 2000x1666)ThetaDeltussy.png
>>343602
I wrote about cleaning and repairing Theta and Delta at once, and then Anon shoved his thick, pulsing UV lamp deep inside Delta's chassis to harden the repair resin he used to repair his chassis while Theta was laying under him Solverless DD's have so much more repair potential
No.343607
Anonymous
Replies:>>343608
>>343606
Fuck yeah. The meaty parts inside dds make them worse imo still it would be interesting to write about surgery and maintenance on a dd but I lack the medical knowledge to make it work.
No.343608
Anonymous
Replies:>>343610
>>343605
>>343607
Yeah, I also lack biology knowledge .... Now that I think about it... I wrote that one Dubs nullplay green, I remember there was one Anon that wanted more... and Dubs could use maintenance....
No.343609
Anonymous
Replies:>>343611
C section on a solver drone.
No.343610
Anonymous
>>343608
I'm thinking of writing green with chassis cleaning of the dronificated sentinel friend, but uni takes up all my time, literally all of it, so it won't be anytime soon, if ever.
No.343611
Anonymous
>>343609
Yes that's how Akita was born
No.343612
Anonymous
Image:177446874052.jpg(5.89MB, 4096x2160)rough.jpg
So rough~💛
No.343613
Anonymous
Image:177446876030.jpg(5.88MB, 4096x2160)rough_2.jpg
>>343612
Part 2
No.343614
Anonymous
Replies:>>343617
>>343612
>>343613
Choking a robot huh? Kinky roleplay, also I see J found herself a cacked up Anon to match her Jass
No.343615
Anonymous
Dronete
No.343616
Anonymous
Replies:>>343617
>>343612
>>343613
Anon saturates the vore Satan with his seed, so that she does not saturate hheself with the whole world.
No.343617
Anonymous
>>343614
>>343616
Oh yeah wait that's Cyn not J! The bowties confused me... well I guess Cyn likes when they do the humie shaker
No.343618
Anonymous
>>343600
>>343603
i guess its gay-lite then, like being into femboys. the man cant be masculine because masculinity isnt the focus, the appeal is knowing that the metal man taking dick is indeed a man, even if he isnt very manly. nobody wants to fuck a juggernaut because hes built like a fridge, but handler isnt off the menu. so it might actually be prison gay, but then theres the extravagant dicks that these androgynous drones are guaranteed to have. a big dick is the clearest symbol of masculinity there is, so i dont understand why its so prevalent in these homosex greens in which they dont even use said dick. maybe the contrast between the tool and the user is appealing?
all this is telling me is that a lot of you are into chicks with dicks and dont even know it
No.343619
Anonymous
that goddamn mimebot cubed my wife
it cubed my fucking wife, anon
No.343620
Anonymous
Replies:>>343655
Image:177446933841.png(229kB, 978x880)Temptress Masqy.png
>>343618
>nobody wants to fuck a juggernaut
uhhh... I know this is discussion about gay stuff or whatever but...
No.343621
Anonymous
Replies:>>343625
>>343618
Anon, I think you're interpreting the mention of a drone's erect penis as a desire to have sex with that penis, when it's only meant to show that the drone enjoys being fucked. And when I read gay greens, I notice more of an emphasis on the emotional component of the act than the physiological response, which makes me wonder why you're so obsessed with penises.
No.343622
Anonymous
Reminder: it's not gay if you're the one topping
No.343623
Anonymous
Replies:>>343626
Image:177446952101.png(291kB, 1000x1300)abee203acaaa135ff53af66ac2520b0b.png
>>343622
Yup
No.343624
Anonymous
>>343622
The main thing is to say no homo in time.
No.343625
Anonymous
>>343621
because i read pavos NNN and it was disturbing
ive also seen the way mylos dick is described, but thats not even in the context of showing arousal during gay sex, which might be even gayer
No.343626
Anonymous
>>343623
It looks really cute, actually.
No.343627
Anonymous
Replies:>>343629
>>343625
>Mylo
It was written by a woman, so the appeal is female homomale lust
No.343628
Anonymous
Image:177446985024.jpg(315kB, 1323x786)IMG_0273.jpeg
>tfw we are discussing exactly how gay anons are
No.343629
Anonymous
>>343627
created by one but the writing was a collaborative effort therefore everyone here is gay
No.343630
Anonymous
Image:177446995625.png(317kB, 1300x798)99e40ad602a1acc99e665657bae01da3.png
>>343628
>He's taking notes to see if he has better odds of getting a humie bf wearing a skirt or not
No.343631
Anonymous
Replies:>>343633
I'll wait for the next thread before continuing my green.
No.343632
Anonymous
Replies:>>343634
>>343625
>because i read pavos NNN and it was disturbing
it was obvious from the start what it was going to be, anon. you could've turned back at any point before the finale if it was so upsetting to you.
but you didn't. wonder why?
No.343633
Anonymous
Replies:>>343635
Image:177447015832.png(472kB, 1956x2267)nuggers.png
>>343631
Yeah this one is close to 900 and reposting often kills interest for some reason
No.343634
Anonymous
>>343632
after having ignored every pavo green ever (except the one with the underground DD cult) i wanted to see just how gay things were
No.343635
Anonymous
>>343633
Because anons think you are an attention whore.
No.343636
Anonymous
Replies:>>343639
>>343625
Anon, I read those greens too, and they're not even sex greens, they're joke greens. You know, it's like you think anything that mentions gays is gay, even if it's jokes that make fun of gays.
No.343637
Anonymous
Replies:>>343642
>>343635
Is it really attention whoring if you posted something near the end of the thread? Often by accident
No.343638
Anonymous
Replies:>>343641
>>343635
Let's face it: all the anons here are attention whore, just with varying degrees of "debauchery."
No.343639
Anonymous
Replies:>>343646
Image:177447047882.jpg(9kB, 226x223)iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
>>343636
>jokes
No.343640
Anonymous
Replies:>>343645
>>343635
Considering that most anons only bother with browsing up to date posts, re-anchoring content from the tail end of dead threads at the start of new ones is a completely reasonable idea.
No.343641
Anonymous
Replies:>>343644
>>343638
Yeah... but we can agree our master baiter is the biggest (you) slut there is, even on a board he can't get (you)s he craves replies
No.343642
Anonymous
>>343637
No but it can be interpreted as such or its simply making greens more visible to anons that wouldn’t have read them otherwise.
No.343643
Anonymous
>>343628
I have no doubts about my heterosexuality. I read or write greens where anon has sex with male drones, and it doesn't cause me any doubts, because I know my dick only gets hard for women. I just find it funny, and I think other anons do too.
No.343644
Anonymous
>>343641
Yeah he should let go.
No.343645
Anonymous
Replies:>>343647
>>343640
We have one anon who reads very old posts and answers them in order.
No.343646
Anonymous
Replies:>>343648
Image:177447101891.png(50kB, 785x818)1c61f41e1be8d95db07446d4b3efc1c0.png
>>343639
Of course they're jokes. Cookies?
No.343647
Anonymous
>>343645
It’s probably because that anon doesn’t actively keep up with the thread so he just updates it when he’s got the time.
No.343648
Anonymous
Replies:>>343649
>>343646
I almost trust him. But something about that smile… Nobody is that friendly?
No.343649
Anonymous
Replies:>>343651
Image:177447120527.png(732kB, 855x1029)176137771667.png
>>343648
He's the glizzy gladiator, you can trust him!
No.343650
Anonymous
Image:177447173380.png(316kB, 742x746)IMG_0274.png
Fridge drones.
No.343651
Anonymous
>>343649
I think he can only fit two duwangs in his mouth. 👄
No.343652
Anonymous
Replies:>>343653
>>343650
They are cute! And useful! And they totally don't put extra additives into your food
No.343653
Anonymous
Replies:>>343654
>>343652
Yes they are as trustworthy as bond drones are. I should know since I only spend time with a bond drone.
No.343654
Anonymous
Replies:>>343656
>>343653
a what?
No.343655
Anonymous
Image:177447254075.jpg(32kB, 1024x544)(You)'re not in this thread.jpg
>>343620
No.343656
Anonymous
Replies:>>343658
>>343654
Bond, bond drone.
No.343657
Anonymous
New thread?
No.343658
Anonymous
>>343656(me)
Basically an obsessive companion drone from a green
No.343659
Anonymous
No.343660
Anonymous
Replies:>>343661
Where's my
DRONESPENSER?
No.343661
Anonymous
Image:177447314372.png(138kB, 999x567)Spoiler image
>>343660
No.343662
Anonymous
Image:177447322176.jpg(82kB, 1280x628)I will rip off your head and give you some advice.jpg
>>343661
NO
No.343663
Anonymous
Replies:>>343664
Image:177447334865.jpg(37kB, 1280x720)mfwFeMpreg.jpg
>>343661
Engineer! Build a fucking teleporter! NOW! I need to throw a sandvich at my medic GF (Y, she took 15 chip damage from a scout who will die a thousand deaths)
No.343664
Anonymous
Replies:>>343665
Image:177447370984.png(209kB, 1700x2451)177114079866.png
>>343663
>Bad idea.
No.343665
Anonymous
>>343664
Uhhh... this is not the bread cancer dimension... Heavy feel funny
No.343666
Anonymous
Replies:>>343668
Y IS DEAD
SOUP RICE BIG NOT
No.343667
Anonymous
What makes anons want to create ocs? I don't see the appeal, I like writing and doing stuff with thread ocs but I don't see why I should make my own.
No.343668
Anonymous
>>343666
>PHI! Can you kill the enemy sniper so our medY can leave spawn and not die after 5 seconds!?
No.344296
Anonymous
>>343119
Conventional Physics don't apply.