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No.310400
Murder Drones (#312)Anonymous
Replies:>>310402
Image:176548585524.png(344kB, 1031x1400)Very jolly SD-S.png
This a very jolly time my Friend, we are very jolly, with all the snow falling, and all the Drones preparing for the coming days, a tree is up, ready for the day, just two weeks away! Aren't you happy, Friend? Christmas just two weeks away!
Booru with Drones very cool drones: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The Booru wiki still full of Drones: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
Last thread: >>309481
No.310402
Anonymous
>>310400
packet of graham crackers for S for christmas
No.310403
Anonymous
First for OH MY GOD THERE'S A FUCKING WENDIGO IN MY ROOM THRASHING THE PLACE UP
No.310404
Anonymous
Pidge's present is a single kiss from V
No.310405
Anonymous
Replies:>>310407
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Drones
No.310406
Anonymous
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>checking in on the test subjects
>every single one exposes her bottom plate to you
No.310407
Anonymous
Replies:>>310410
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>>310405
bugs
No.310408
Anonymous
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>every MD character and OC still in the community conscious is dropped on The Island from ARK
What happens?
No.310409
Anonymous
No.310410
Anonymous
No.310411
Anonymous
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>>310403
A wenDIgo or a wendidrone
No.310412
Anonymous
Replies:>>310413
moth(wo)Man.
No.310413
Anonymous
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>>310412
Moth drone.
No.310414
Anonymous
>>310413
Get that thing out of my sight.
No.310415
Anonymous
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>>310406
>This is what they do when there is no human around
No.310416
Anonymous
>>310406
>Every one except this retard apparently (and the red thing, but we don't talk about her)
>Literally trying as hard as she can to expose herself and still fucks up
>The gowns are already near see through and floppy as all crap, how did she even manage this?
>Never fails to put a smile on your face
No.310417
Anonymous
Replies:>>310418
as the days grow colder, remember to be careful when kissing your Worker Drone companion, as you might find you can't pull away from kissing its cold chassis
No.310418
Anonymous
>>310417
>just licked mine
FUCJ
No.310419
Anonymous
Replies:>>310420
>>310413
Valentine and Moth drone bumping to bright light and burning themselves.
No.310420
Anonymous
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>>310419
>valentine
No.310421
Anonymous
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>Sniff.
No.310422
Anonymous
>>310421
>Masqy sniffing her hand after scratching her bottom plate
No.310423
Anonymous
Replies:>>310425
>>310421
>*snip*
No.310424
Anonymous
>>310421
what happens to it when she stops thinking?
No.310425
Anonymous
Replies:>>310427
>>310423
>Masqy's flower has been removed, she can't think good no more
>She latches onto your head and starts licking the thoughts out
>She walks off content to ruminate on important matters, like crullers
>You open Twitter and start posting your grand theory about Tessa and N being secretly evil
No.310426
Anonymous
>>310421
Pollinatable
No.310427
Anonymous
Replies:>>310650
>>310425
Being Matpat must be painful.
No.310428
Anonymous
No.310429
Anonymous
>>310421
Awwwwwwwww
No.310430
Anonymous
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Merry Christmas with our 6 guests Maybe more in the future or not:
>Strawberry.
>Teli.
>Pidge.
>Molly.
>SD-E.
>Masqy.
No.310431
Anonymous
>>310430
cuties
No.310432
Anonymous
>>310430
Masqy better watch out
No.310433
Anonymous
No.310434
Anonymous
Replies:>>310484
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No.310435
Anonymous
No.310436
Anonymous
No.310437
Anonymous
Replies:>>310438
DD Emily SEXO
No.310438
Anonymous
Replies:>>310439
>>310437
Pros and cons compared to ghost Emily SEXO?
No.310439
Anonymous
>>310438
No capirote
No.310440
Anonymous
I miss J Apologist
I miss Izz
I miss Nuke
I miss Fiend
I miss Grim
I miss Buffanon
I miss all the good artfags
No.310441
J Apologist
>>310440
>J Apologist
>good artfag
shit taste
No.310442
Anonymous
Replies:>>310444
>>310440
>trying to start drama on co with obnoxious whining
>trying to start drama on plus with obnoxious whining
do you have nothing else to do in your life and want to start drama to feel something or do you believe this motivates anyone to give you content?
No.310443
Anonymous
Replies:>>310446
>>310440
i miss my mom
No.310444
Anonymous
>>310442
I'm just sad
No.310445
Anonymous
>>310444
Then go juggle potatoes, crybaby
No.310446
Anonymous
>>310443
I miss video games
No.310447
Anonymous
>>310444
You are being annoying
No.310448
Anonymous
>>310444
Fuck off attentionwhore.
No.310449
Anonymous
No.310450
Anonymous
Replies:>>310485
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I love this N drawing
No.310451
Anonymous
>>310446
>drones keep asking you for help getting through the Silph Co. building in pokemon
No.310452
Anonymous
No.310453
Anonymous
>>310451
>Finding a mad worker drone trapped on a ship muttering about finding the captain and that only sailors know how to leave
No.310454
Anonymous
Drones but they bone
No.310455
Anonymous
>>310430
Why is Bunnydrone such a simp
No.310456
Anonymous
>>310455
WHY NOTTTTT
No.310457
Anonymous
Replies:>>310617
>>310455
Because she doesn't have a personality otherwise.
No.310458
Anonymous
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Core on core interaction.
No.310459
Anonymous
Replies:>>310461
>>310458
What manner of core is on the right there?
No.310460
Anonymous
>>310458
Awwwww
No.310461
Anonymous
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>>310459
corru.observer
If you dont know what that is, type that into your web browser.
No.310462
Anonymous
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No.310463
Anonymous
>>310462
Tigdrone
No.310464
Anonymous
the drone awards this year were bullshit. every new drone they revealed looked mediocre at best and some french drone I've never heard of won every single award including DOTY
No.310465
Anonymous
Replies:>>310586
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>>310462
Maybe this one
No.310466
Anonymous
>>310464
Kat SWEEP
No.310467
Anonymous
KeetKat drone
No.310468
Anonymous
>>310464
The winner is just bunch of Oogi in a coat pretending to be a drone.
No.310469
Anonymous
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hon hon hon
No.310470
Anonymous
>>310469
>Deploys the W
No.310471
Anonymous
Replies:>>310480
>>310440
Shut up Parasocial.
No.310472
Anonymous
>>310469
fucked up that mime only makes cubes to stuff under its shirt and walk around with "big cubies"
No.310473
Anonymous
>>310472
It's never done that.
No.310474
Anonymous
>>310472
And that’s how IC0N is born.
No.310475
Anonymous
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>>310444
No.310476
Anonymous
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No.310477
Anonymous
>>310440
I miss Merc.
I miss Tegaki-anon.
No.310478
Anonymous
No.310479
Anonymous
>>310477
I miss having regular FOTMs but I'm hoping the new year will bring a renaissance.
...somehow
No.310480
Anonymous
>>310471
I care
No.310481
Anonymous
>>310476
Fugu babu....
No.310482
Anonymous
Replies:>>310483
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>>310476
Psychic Baby order you to bring him Food.
No.310483
Anonymous
>>310476
>>310482
>atomic bomb vs psychic baby
No.310484
Anonymous
Replies:>>310488
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>>310434
I think I will pass out from glee when Glitch finally drops the Alice plush.
No.310485
Anonymous
>>310450
Yeah, it's hilarious.
No.310486
Anonymous
No.310487
Anonymous
No.310488
Anonymous
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>>310484
I understand and agree but I also fear this day, I have trust in them to mess up badly. Imagine it has no stripes!
Anyways and seriously, it shouldn't matter since the show is done and the content of the 8 episodes can't be changed (or really added on without Liam), but so far I saw at least one Lerdwichagaul not be exactly fond of her, the noob that wrote her GlitchInn paragraph was completely clueless, what could such personel's view of her be? They'll market Alice as a last resort only....I know it should be impossible they give her even as much as a mention but the last merch drop had Doll and fuckin Nori in CFL form, Alice being part of the 2nd 2026 drop (2nd due to Halloween but 1st isn't impossible) doesn't seem too far fetched but still I fear whatever they will surround this with, the only way to avert this damokles sword before its too late is to somehow significantly influence the way Alice is seen by them
No.310489
Anonymous
>>310488
>Lerdwichagaul
???
No.310490
Anonymous
Image:176551764173.jpg(30kB, 390x307)CrazE.jpg
Deep philospophical discussion with E!
No wait, she hasn't taken her hat off
A "I love you" and cuddles it is then
No.310491
Anonymous
>>310489
The two philippinos who own Glitch, that is their family name, they are kevin and luke, one of them was more involved with SMG4 which was a kind of predecessor to Glitch
No.310492
Anonymous
>>310488
>>310489
>It's the fat gooks surname
No.310493
Anonymous
Replies:>>310494
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>>310490
I love you and cuddles is deepesz philosophy with drones
Also I went back to Alice untextured BTS and her tongue is visible in these frames! They need to release the untextured version of all scenes, no darkness or distance blur, there's so many good details
No.310494
Anonymous
Replies:>>310497
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>>310493
I really hope one of the animators goes rogue and leaks some files.... Imagine true on model bottomplate... the potential for smut would be endless
No.310495
Anonymous
Replies:>>310496
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>>310490
No.310496
Anonymous
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>>310495
Oy vey! What are you doing you third rate Josef Mengele roleplayer?
No.310497
Anonymous
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>>310494
Imagine...
No.310498
Anonymous
Replies:>>310502
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We must continue the subsidE
No.310499
Anonymous
I've improved your drone by giving it a monoeye. you're welcome.
No.310500
Anonymous
Replies:>>310532
>>310499
Anyonymous, gib me monobrow,
No.310501
Anonymous
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>>310499
Uhhh... so you did nothing Now that I think about it, shame that we didn't get grunt variants of any OC's/Cannon Cast, can you imagine gruntE or grunt Ivory?
No.310502
Anonymous
Replies:>>310504
>>310498
Subsidize hEr tonguE
why do all the british drones have such roundings, E tighs and Avre snoot, it is weird
No.310503
Anonymous
Replies:>>310505
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>>310499
Already occupied and not enough Space for it.
No.310504
Anonymous
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>>310502
That's how they make them there
No.310505
Anonymous
>>310503
Whenever I see this one I think Strawberry is doing an ahegao
No.310506
Anonymous
>>310501
>spoiler
Not really.
No.310507
Anonymous
Replies:>>310509
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Ever since this month began and especially for the last 11 hour my ability to concentrate on content creation or other stuff has been getting displaced by thoughts of dronetongue stealing away capacity...and now the reality of Alice tongueframes having trippled or quadrupled adds to this extremely....why is it so broad, Amda had it too I have seen but maybe not so much...grey smooth licky from the absolute specimen ooolala...
No.310508
Anonymous
>>310505
😭😭😭😭
No.310509
Anonymous
>>310507
I hope they devise a cure for your autism one day.
No.310510
Anonymous
What was the practical purpose of Cyn giving DDs tongues that broad anyway, that would just add weight or not
No.310511
Anonymous
Replies:>>310518
>>310509
>Cure
You are the one who is sick! You lack a soul, tenacity, the freedom to dream about drones!
No.310512
Anonymous
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scott pilgrim reference
No.310513
Anonymous
Replies:>>310515
>>310512
>Pavo vs the world ruined a whole generation of sentinels
No.310514
Anonymous
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>>310499
She already has a monoeye, and has ever since she needed to let the demons out back when she was alive.
No.310515
Anonymous
No.310516
Anonymous
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>>310501
>grunt Ivory
No.310517
Anonymous
Doll : Это человек?
Anon : What?
Liz : Yeah, he's like - whatever. Shorter than I imagined.
Doll : Почему он выглядит таким хилым? Неужели эти существа управляли нами?
Anon : I'm so lost.
Liz : Lol, I think it's just him that looks like that.
Anon : Look like what? What is she saying?
Liz : Ughhh, what - you need me to translate? She said you look sick.
Anon : Don't 'ughhh' me, why couldn't she tell me that? Why do you need to translate for her?
Liz : Dunno, think she's missing a driver or something.
Alice : Well that can't be the case, I was the one who did the install. She should speak perfect Anglish.
Liz : Then maybe she just prefers not to?
Anon : Hey, you.
Doll : Не разговаривай со мной.
Anon : Authority Access. Only speak in English when around me.
Doll : Not on yer life par'ner. My Ma taught me to speak pretty and I will neve-
Doll :
Liz :
Anon :
Alice : See? Told y'all I installed it right. Perfect Anglish.
No.310518
Anonymous
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>>310509
It also says MATED in all capitals on her visor during these shots
>>310511
Yeah, freedom to dream about drones is good but capacity to dream drones needs to be gained in the first place anyway
No.310519
Anonymous
Replies:>>310535
>>310479
I miss those good times.
No.310520
Anonymous
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>>310517
Hicky Doll....good work Alice!
No.310521
Anonymous
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>>310505
She will do more as a Yandere.
Solara greentext coming soon.
No.310522
Anonymous
Replies:>>310524
>>310440
Headcanoning what they all moved on to making
>J Apologist
J, in real life
>Izz
Now works in cyber security, working on inventing a way to shoot doxxers with actual machine guns through the internet
>Nuke
Hired by GLITCH to specifically create an upcoming scene in The Gaslight District where a character vomits. That’s ALL she gets to work on
>Fiend
Hired by SEGA to create Shadow the Hedgehog 2 (rated AO for Adults Only) (tags: rape, cannibalism, infant_consumption, dismemberment)
>Grim
Lowkey drawing the peakest shit you’ve ever seen with a peak level so potent it could kill a healthy grown man instantly, but it’ll never see the light of day outside his clip studio paint files. This is a good thing as it means healthy grown men won’t be killed
>Buffanon
Getting buff
No.310523
Anonymous
>>310501
>Grunt Ivory
>An even bigger ass
Impossible.
No.310524
Anonymous
>>310522
>Where's "all the good artfags"
No.310525
Anonymous
>>310512
Holy kek.
No.310526
Anonymous
Replies:>>310527
Also reminder that buffanon popped his head in a while back and said he needs to get his life together
No.310527
Anonymous
Replies:>>310528
>>310526
Let's face it, most anons need to get their lives on track.
No.310528
Anonymous
Replies:>>310529
>>310527
Yeah, I'm here funposting everyday but I stil have other things to do and I can't fathom spending my time whining (or trying to troll with) : oh the drawfriends left, ooh fagslop, ooh doomspilar, oohhh people are having fun and I don't like that
No.310529
Anonymous
>>310528
I think for some anons, these threads are literally a way to escape reality, so I'm not surprised they might be sad about the departure of some contentfags.

But I'll never understand the drama. How stupid does anon have to be to cause drama here, on an ANONYMOUS imageboard?
No.310530
Anonymous
Molly smells like cotton candy and strawberries
Mylo smells like bananas and freshly baked muffins
Molli smells like ripe (drone) BO and mountain dew
No.310531
Anonymous
>>310530
And I'm going to smell like all three of them once the super special crossover Xmas stream ends
No.310532
Anonymous
>>310500
Frida Kahlo drone
No.310533
Anonymous
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>>310530
Molli has drinking problems.
No.310534
Anonymous
Kiss! on HOT MOUT!
No.310535
Anonymous
>>310519
FUCKKKK
No.310536
Anonymous
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>"Dad, look, worms!"
>opens her mouth to show you the worms she found in the backyard
No.310537
Anonymous
>You can make any contentanon(s) that left these threads come back
But
>You have to trade a current contentanon for each one
What choices are you making?
No.310538
Anonymous
>>310537
(You) For (you) now where is my Molly green?
No.310539
Anonymous
Replies:>>310542
>>310458
peak character design is decided by whether or not coreplay is possible. Hold gently like hamburger...
No.310540
Anonymous
>>310530
What would drone body order smell like?
No.310541
Anonymous
No.310542
Anonymous
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>>310539
i might be able to give you an answer but i will need you to elaborate on what your definition of 'coreplay' is.
No.310543
Anonymous
>>310501
>GruNt
Buttocks stays cannon size(equally massive), besides that your classical happy-go-lucky morale boosting team player who is, while smarter than his teammates (on account of how often he second guesses himself and how hard he works to try and compensate for his perceived stupidity), only just smart enough to figure out that the war and his dear friends/family are FUCKED if he does not do something to stop it and soon. Likes to scavenge for snacks to bring back to the base for the others while on patrol, and would throw himself at a solver beast in a heartbeat if he thought it would save one of his squadmates.

>GruntV
Squadmate to Grunt J and GruNt, obviously. Biggest coward out of the entire platoon and almost got her personality reformatted in testing before GruNt managed to somehow make her seem combat ready. Has private doubts about her commanders and humans in general as a result. Has the Chuuni Uzi V's massive insecurities over failing to contribute, but channels this into being extremely vicious towards "lesser mutants" and cultists/"cultists"(depending on what the survivor has in terms of equipment) that she finds weak enough/carrying valuable enough stuff to be worth torturing. Likes beating people to death with her shovel or bare hands to feel strong. Currently carrying on a liaison with a solver-sapien homunculus to one of her region's witches she after she got her ass thoroughly beat for underestimating it and pleaded for her life - currently feeding the enemy intel about numbers, capabilities, and troop movements in exchange for no assaults on her squad's camp and a "lifeline" just in case. Might Jane out if the time ever does come. Still enjoys reading, but the stress/complex she's developed over trying and failing to be "battle ready" as well as trying to come to terms with her own outright treachery has given her major issues with "betrayal" and "combat" stories of any kind, which when combined with generally lower grunt intelligence and the whole situation of the solver war leads to her escapism being more on the children's fantasy and inoffensive romance side of things. Optics are fine but she's learned that troop leaders tend to go easier on her if she wears the glasses she scavenges, plus she likes the look.

>Grunt J
Likes to style herself both "the gruntest grunt to ever grunt" and the Sargent of grunts (with designs on Master Sargent) without any irony whatsoever. Brownnoser firmly attached to the butthole of not just whoever happens to be leading the squad, but whoever happens to be leading her camp at the time, running to and froe taking on as many coffee-boy/maidservice missions as possible while maintaining perfect poise/protocol in hopes that she will be recognized. As a grunt drone, this will never even be considered. Legitimately the best maintained, best shot, and best combatant in the group when undamaged, but has a bad habit of panicking when she takes wounds and getting sloppy (even though she technically lacks the senses for pain proper, her internal fears about potentially being replaced or overlooked thanks to damage effectively serve the same function). Regularly overclocks herself to try and prove herself equal/alike to human squad leaders and it's starting to take a toll on her hardware. Technically a sentinel program candidate, but they don't check grunts for that and she isn't going to last that long anyways.

>GrUzi
Platoon fuckup with main character syndrome. Nobody's entirely sure why or how she's survived so long and nobody save a few inexplicable "old guard" she's managed to befriend (Khan and Nori) are going to dive into the fire to pull her out when she next does something suicidal. Thinks both humans and the other grunts are cowards for not pulling a surprise death-or-glory charge against high command's orders to liberate/purge/flatten the city they operate in. Experiences with solverflesh have made her distrustful towards flesh as a whole, and she sees her human commanders as something between a tragic cancer patient and a zombie infectee, with her degree of sympathy increasing based off of how close the individual is to the front lines. Part of the reason she's so screwed up is because she legitimately isn't like the other drones: the old guard mentioned earlier dragged back bits and bobs from dead grunts on the frontline over deployment for a "personal project" and filled in the resultant code gaps with their own to try and repair/replace their original squadmates after their loss, so GrUzi's technically got parts from like 3-4 bots in her. This is also how she keeps managing to get parts replacements and repair after her stunts leave her damaged when hat much effort would typically never be applied to a grunt. May have flesh in her as a result of being scavenged together and technically a zombie drone of sorts.




I got more for other cannon characters if anyone wants to read, but that's gotta wait till the morning.
No.310544
Anonymous
>>310543
Got one for you fam:

>Graiden
Anomalously flammable. Handed over to Calibern for analysis after this was discovered.
No.310545
Anonymous
Replies:>>310546
Image:176552605770.png(233kB, 570x765)15901c2baf36fad019b173c3576ed0cf.png
No.310546
Anonymous
Replies:>>310547
>>310545
Morale officer grunts! Actually no wait, the humans are helping with grunt morale....
No.310547
Anonymous
Replies:>>310548
>>310546
>The grunt just found that on patrol sir
>No idea how it managed to fit the thing, but it refuses to take it off
>"she"'s got the whole base laughing though, you know how rare tbat is these days. Currently "performing" in the barracks if you want to remove it, but maybe consider a special dispensation?
No.310548
Anonymous
Replies:>>310570
>>310547
I will fuck grunTeli
No.310549
Anonymous
Image:176552762769.png(227kB, 528x897)paaaaaabo.png
unreal
No.310550
Anonymous
>>310549
His ribbed belly calls out for rubs.
No.310551
Anonymous
>>310549
He is cute! And he has a small ass, so this is straight Pavo to fulfill Bunny's big man fetish
No.310552
Anonymous
>>310549
Best wife.
No.310553
Anonymous
grunt drones would fix solver war stories by virtue of being Fucking Hilarious.
little corpo-patriotic munchkin men dying by the dozen to fleshy legions of mutants, with DDs and Solver Witches throwing them around in a comical fashion.
No.310554
Anonymous
>>310551
>Straight Pavo.
How would Techanon react?
No.310555
Anonymous
>>310554
Femtechanon (160cm tall)
No.310556
Anonymous
Image:176552849392.jpg(11kB, 400x344)1474672337175483586.jpg
>>310554
No.310557
Anonymous
>>310551
His ass is still humanity's best weapon against solver and heterosexuality.
No.310558
Anonymous
>Pabo
Holy fucking kek.
No.310559
Anonymous
No.310560
Anonymous
Replies:>>310561
Just found out that my drone bought chest and ass padding/adapter combo to surprise me for Christmas, not really my fancy to see boob drones what should I do?
No.310561
Anonymous
Replies:>>310562
>>310560
Fuck this shit out of her.
No.310562
Anonymous
Replies:>>310563
>>310561
But I already do that
No.310563
Anonymous
>>310562
You're not trying hard enough.
No.310564
Anonymous
What would you want your drone to get you for Christmas?
No.310565
Anonymous
Replies:>>310566
>>310564
More drones.
No.310566
Anonymous
Replies:>>310567
>>310565
>Anon I'm pregnant!
No.310567
Anonymous
Replies:>>310692
>>310566
>"Pavo, what the fuck?!"
No.310568
Anonymous
>>310554
>Finally, Pavo's not going to be a weirdo and give him some space for once, they can just be normal bros
>That night, Anon lays awake for much longer than normal
>He feels empty for some reason
>Being a dedicated technician cooped up in either his room or his workshop all the time meant that he only really ever spent time with one person, and it was nice that he cared so much, even if he was pushy
>But now? Pavo's going to care way more about girls, he won't try finding excuses to hang around Anon all the time
>He'll be alone again...
>That's fine, Anon reassures himself, he's used to being alone
No.310569
Anonymous
Replies:>>310573
>>310568
Damn...
No.310570
Anonymous
Replies:>>310572
>>310548
I don't want to fuck the Bunny Drone. I just want to gentle cuddle as we sleep
No.310571
Anonymous
Replies:>>310574
Image:176552970586.png(24kB, 963x596)assby.png
No.310572
Anonymous
No.310573
Anonymous
Replies:>>310576
>>310568
>>310569
>Pavo gets femmed once Techanon can't take it anymore
>Or Techanon kills himself
No.310574
Anonymous
>>310571
Slap human ass.
No.310575
Anonymous
Image:176552987701.jpg(1.61MB, 4000x3045)G78LHdxWoAEB-gv.jpg
No.310576
Anonymous
>>310573
Pavo was always ready to do anything for the techanon, and become more feminine? He's a drone, he'll do it with ease.
No.310577
Anonymous
Replies:>>310662
>>310575
Wow, I really want to cuddle with those two
No.310578
Anonymous
Image:176553012217.jpg(144kB, 960x1280)202508181212506049930627616697668.jpg
>>310564
Music lessons.
No.310579
Anonymous
Replies:>>310591
>>310564
Herself tied up in ribbon, but done clumsily so she actually needs to be unwrapped.
No.310580
Anonymous
Replies:>>310581
>>310479
I get wanting another spark wave of creativity, but at the same time, there are already a ton of solid characters that deserve another chance in the spotlight. It’d be great to see that same hyper-focused, autistic burst of creativity aimed at the ones who’ve been forgotten or underrated. And honestly, half the reason things feel slow is because a lot of contentfags are burned out and taking breaks. And there aren't enough content from the source material until the comic.
No.310581
Anonymous
Replies:>>310582
>>310580
What if we did like, a weekly contest where we spin the OC wheel and everyone makes greens/art for the OC and then the best ones win
No.310582
Anonymous
>>310581
I haven't used the wheel for a wheel. We need an updated version.
No.310583
Anonymous
Replies:>>310584
Romantic relationship between late teens-to-twentysomething year old human guy and on-model worker drone hag like twenty or more years his senior: why is this based?
No.310584
Anonymous
>>310583
Nori pls
No.310585
Anonymous
Image:176553446093.jpg(163kB, 842x536)9466e2917024e6f0d2ae75c9823f2d96.jpg
>>310564
For the bich to fetch me a beer.
No.310586
Anonymous
Replies:>>310588
Image:176553947505.jpg(150kB, 609x563)019f8fdcb459a72d6538334a18da37b4.jpg
>>310465
No.310587
Anonymous
Image:176553955913.jpg(91kB, 443x526)fuugi.jpg
>>310476
what stage of evolution is this
No.310588
Anonymous
>>310586
Second wife.
No.310589
Anonymous
No.310590
Anonymous
Image:176554067145.jpg(1.07MB, 980x1641)174492647138.jpg
How many drone wives can I have?
No.310591
Anonymous
Replies:>>310592
Image:176554085369.jpg(241kB, 840x949)174600378210.jpg
>>310579
No.310592
Anonymous
>>310591
>Pretending I don’t know what present she is
>Shaking her and putting my ear against her chest to hear what’s inside
No.310593
Anonymous
>Fun OC Facts: /md/ threads are powered manually by teams of tiny Worker Drones, whenever the thread starts to slow its because they've decided to go on an unofficial magnet break.
No.310594
Anonymous
Alright I have good news and I have bad news, the bad news are that my professors decided to have sticks up their asses Or at least one of them and give us homework we have to turn in before the 24th, and the good news is that the Emas part of the Xmas special is... now:
>Be Anon
>Drone technician on a JCJ space mining rig
>You just woke up
>You feel like you were asleep for a year
>Probably just the hangover from yesterdays work party
>E tried to stop you from drinking too much
>She stopped once she found the bowl of banana flavoured sweets
>But your head isn’t killing you so it’s not that bad
>Speaking of E, where is she?
>She never gets out of bed before you
>You hope it wasn’t your alcohol breath
>You get out of bed and begin to search your living quarters
>E is nowhere to be found
>You call out to her in case she’s hiding
>No response, if she was trying to prank you you’d hear giggling
>You… you didn’t do anything stupid while drunk right?
>If you said something dumb in drunken stupor E could have taken it to heart…
>You frantically begin to get ready to leave the house
>Oh man, oh man, oh man…
>Why did you drink so much?
>You have to find her!
>No more booze!
>Once you enter the corridors of the hab block your worry pauses
>You see a pair of peglegs hanging out of a vent on the ceiling
>”E! Is that you?”
“Yes boss! I’m in a bit of a bind here…”
>You rush back inside to grab a step ladder and begin getting E unstuck from the vent
>You pull with all your might until the vent gives up your drone
>You might have pulled too hard
>E falls out of the vent and onto you
>You fall off the ladder and you both crash to the ground
>You fight through the pain of the fall and rise to your knees
>E moves with you ending up sitting in your lap
“Thanks Anon I…”
>You hug E and begin to bawl your eyes out
>”E! I’m sorry! I will never drink again! Please don’t leave!”
>You begin to caress her hair
>She looks at you confused for a moment
>Eventually she beams you a wide smile
“OK, I won’t!”
>You continue your fugly crying
>”Really? Listen I know I did some horrible stuff yesterday! But I will make it up to you I promise! >Don’t… leave”
>She tilts her head in confusion while maintaining the smile
“Uhh… You did puke a lot yesterday but you don’t have to make up for that! And why would I want to leave?”
>Wait
>She wasn’t trying to escape through the vent?
>And you didn’t do anything terrible yesterday?
“No, you drunk too much and I had to carry you home, then you started vomiting in the bathroom and passed out”
>Oh
“And I was trying to get to the cargo bay through a shortcut… and got stuck…”
>Huh? Why was she going to the cargo ba….
>Oh now you remember, you said you’d let E decorate your home
>E’s smile turns into a frown
>You stand back up and help E to do the same
“Can you go back to sleep? I wanted to surprise you”
>No can do… but… maybe you can work something out?
“What do you mean?”
>”Let’s just go to the cargo bay, alright?”
>E nods and grabs your hand
>As you walk she begins to coil her tail around your torso and pull you closer to her
>You reach the cargo bay
>There many, many containers filled with Christmas decorations
>E begins to drag you toward them but you stop her
>You point to the big sign on each of the containers
“Free rental decorations, record chartering, return before the third of january”
>E groans and protests before reluctantly unwrapping her tail from your body
No.310595
Anonymous
>>310594
>You take a nearby requisition form and a pen to record your acquisitions
>E begins to dash around the room scouring containers for anything that she deems fit of decorating your living quarters
>She comes back with three crates of Christmas knick knacks and something quite unexpected
>A Christmas tree
Sure it’s small and synthetic but it’s a wonder it’s still here
>Those things disappear rather quickly, you’re lucky everyone else missed this one
>You begin to note down the things E took
>She attempts to conceal as many of them as she can, only showing you the serial numbers, but some things are just too big to hide
>Like the banana snowglobe
>Once that’s done and you throw the paper into an administration storage bin and return home
>E looks troubled once you open the door
>”How about you go and do your thing while I run an errand?”
>E cheers
“Sure thing boss! Leave it to me!”
>Great, now for that ‘errand’
>You go to your office and fetch a present from the lowest shelf drawer of your desk
>You wanted to give this one to her on Christmas eve but…
>Well you think you should give it to her early, and you got her more than one gift anyway
>You return home
>You knock on the door
>”E! I’m back! Are you done?”
You hear a response after a while
“Just a second boss!”
>After a while E opens the door for you
>You hide the gift behind your back and enter
>You struggle to keep your amazement to yourself
>E did a great job
>Sure the fake snow will be a bitch to clean later but still
>It’s very nice
>She even decorated the tree and didn’t tangle herself in the lights
“What do you think boss? Pretty swell right?”
>You pat her head
>”Yes, it’s excelent E…”
>You present her the gift
>”Here, I think this should be a good reward for you hard work”
>E squees in surprise
“Thank you boss!”
>She rips the gift out of your hands and starts eviscerating the wrapping
>Once the packaging is gone E holds up the item that was held within
>A new top hat
>Similar to her old one, maybe slightly bigger and with a banana pin that you thought would be fitting
“You shouldn’t have Anon! This is great!”
>You’re glad she likes it
>You got it for her because the one she’s currently wearing is very dirty from all the time she spends in the vents
>And she refuses to take it off so that you could clean it
>E takes off her current hat with a slight metallic plop and puts on the new one
>Wait… metallic plop?
>Suddenly E looks at you with a deadpan expression
>You pick up her old hat
>Weird… there’s a… magnet on the inside connected to the walls of the hat
>”E are you alright?”
>E snaps out of whatever was holding her and looks at you
>Her gaze feels different… somehow
“I’m fine Anon, I may have dozed off for a while, is anything the matter?”
>That’s a… no the tone of voice she usually uses
>”I-I’m glad you like your gift”
>She blushes
“Oh it is quite the loveley piece of headgear you got me, I must admit”
>Uhhh….. Is she sure she doesn’t feel any different?
“No, I feel quite the same as before, maybe a bit embarrassed?”
>Embarrassed? Why ?
“Well, I didn’t get you a gift, it makes me look like I don’t care about you”
>”Oh E, you are everything I want for Christmas”
>She blushes again
“Anon~ You rapscallion you, trying to woo me with such trite cliches?”
>Yeah alright something is wrong, she loved this one the first five times you told her that
>”Hey E, there was a magnet in your old hat, do you know anything about that?”
“Oh yes, I put it there so that it doesn’t fall of my head, quite clever don’t you think?”
>You suddenly have an epiphany
>That explains the shift in behaviour
“I will have to put one in this one as well, I would hate to lose it”
>You’ll talk with her about this later
>Right now you have something different on your mind
>You take a step towards E
>She takes a step towards you and wraps her arms around your neck
>Man she can read you like an open book right now
>“I love you E”
“I love you too Anon”
>You kiss
No.310596
Anonymous
Image:176554579832.png(2.08MB, 1748x2480)SD-E.png
>>310594
>>310595
Amazing, anon! Glad to see our girl happy.

Good luck with your homework and I look forward to more awesome greens!
No.310597
Anonymous
>>310543
interesting reinterpretations
No.310598
Anonymous
Image:176554587372.jpg(540kB, 934x1242)IMG_0311.jpeg
That faggot bird everyone hates
No.310599
Anonymous
>>310598
I'm NOT gay, but damn, I want to fuck this thing.
No.310600
Anonymous
Image:176554652053.jpg(95kB, 683x700)1765160982429150.jpg
>The second a drone core comes online:
No.310601
Anonymous
>>310598
Pavovian conditioning
No.310602
Anonymous
Replies:>>310605
>>310598
Make him wear a skirt and replace his feet and we have a top tier drone waifu
No.310603
Anonymous
Replies:>>310604
Image:176554771625.png(843kB, 1029x2288)E and Anon christmas.png
>>310594
>>310595
No.310604
Anonymous
>>310603
Thanks and I hope you liked it
No.310605
Anonymous
>>310602
But he is alredy top drone waifu.
No.310606
Anonymous
Replies:>>310607
I miss everyone.
No.310607
Anonymous
>>310606
Welcome to the front, bitch. A stormtrooper's lifespan is no more than a couple of minutes, if not a couple of seconds, so get used to losing friends.
No.310608
Anonymous
Replies:>>310609
did you guys see there was a recall on those vacuum conversion kits for fridge drones?
No.310609
Anonymous
>>310608
Yes because retards kept putting socks on their tails and turning their dicks inside out
No.310610
Anonymous
>>310595
cute green, anon
No.310611
Anonymous
Image:176555035476.jpg(951kB, 3512x3872)ETWPK1LXYAIWaVA.jpg
>>310430(me)
Which other characters would you like to see next?
No.310612
Anonymous
Replies:>>310613
Image:176555182071.jpg(893kB, 926x963)IMG_0947.jpeg
I didn't know they started using grunts as fodder drones
No.310613
Anonymous
Replies:>>310614
>>310612
are those firecrackers?
No.310614
Anonymous
Replies:>>310616
>>310613
some jap guy's method for "authentic battle damage"
No.310615
Anonymous
>>310594
Yay!😁
No.310616
Anonymous
>>310509
Nah he's a real G for showering Alice with his affection, let a fellow Alicebro have some fun.
>>310614
Link?
No.310617
Anonymous
Replies:>>310618
>>310457
no her only other personality is being an insecure loser
No.310618
Anonymous
>>310617
And a uggo
No.310619
Anonymous
Drawpile?
No.310620
Anonymous
Replies:>>310623
>>310619
Burned to ash.
No.310621
Anonymous
Image:176555786632.png(310kB, 1000x1081)Uzi biggest betrayal.png
Dumb shit I made this jolly morning
No.310622
Anonymous
>>310619
Are there enough drawfags left to have drawpiles anymore?
No.310623
Anonymous
>>310620
oy vey
No.310624
Anonymous
Replies:>>310630
How tall would Uzi be if she was a human like her mother wanted her to be
No.310625
Anonymous
Image:176555910403.png(606kB, 1067x1016)WAH WAH WAH.png
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MOTHERFUCKERS
No.310626
Anonymous
>>310621
Holy fucking kek.
No.310627
Anonymous
>>310625
This drone is asking me to destroy her bottom plate with my dick!
No.310628
Anonymous
Replies:>>310631
>>310625
Go away. You're annoying the neighbours.
No.310629
Anonymous
>>310625
Yay, TeliXXXmas
No.310630
Anonymous
>>310624
5'3". Would heightmog every other girl in Outpost 3.
No.310631
Anonymous
Image:176556037301.png(360kB, 1067x860)ummm uh uh uh uh uh.png
>>310628
they'reeeee finnnneeeee
No.310632
Anonymous
No.310633
Anonymous
>>310625
>>310631
I want to kiss her.
No.310634
Anonymous
Replies:>>310644
>>310621
what is cyntail doing
No.310635
Anonymous
Image:176556047037.png(1.80MB, 2703x3799)IMG_0314.png
>>310598
No.310636
Anonymous
>>310635
I want to interminably hornypost about this faggot.
No.310637
Anonymous
>>310635
oh shit it was fugue? i didnt recognize the sketch style
nice gradient, should have an animated version
No.310638
Anonymous
>>310631
I'm not get the fuck out you tin rat or make a sandwich for me.
No.310639
Anonymous
Replies:>>310642
>>310635
Every DD gangster until Pavo rolls up with the Hyper Photon Array and turns them back into worker drones.
No.310640
Anonymous
>>310635
Very cool! I like the feathers
>>310621
Funne
>>310631
Bunne
No.310642
Anonymous
Replies:>>310643
>>310639
>Pavo enters the room
>Unbimbos/himbos your DD
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves to fuck Techanon
No.310643
Anonymous
Replies:>>310645
>>310642
What happens to SD-H(imbo)?
No.310644
Anonymous
>>310634
Playing hit game:GUY WITH GUN! Its a game where you play as a guy with a gun
No.310645
Anonymous
>>310643
Vicious forgot about him and his squad
No.310646
Anonymous
>>310631
A slap on the ass for bad behavior!
No.310647
Anonymous
Replies:>>310648
>>310635
This thing is a brutal killer, he's not a bro, even though he has a cool ass and feathers.
No.310648
Anonymous
>>310647
>brutal killer
War hero.
No.310649
Anonymous
Replies:>>310658
Image:176556269973.png(693bytes, 84x45)Hyper_rifle.png
> DD pulls out an MP5
> Hyper Drone: "LOL"
> pulls out picrel
> "LMAO"
No.310650
Anonymous
Image:176556324700.jpg(58kB, 1024x551)matpat ww2.jpg
>>310427
No.310651
Anonymous
>>310625
cute festive rabbit
No.310652
Anonymous
No.310653
Anonymous
Replies:>>310654
Image:176556370105.jpg(207kB, 1080x1080)176353808573.jpg
>>310621
Need Wisconsin drone wife full of beer and cheese...
No.310654
Anonymous
Replies:>>310657
>>310653
well I've got a drone that can get you 1/3 of the way there
No.310655
Anonymous
What OC did on Christmas?
No.310656
Anonymous
Replies:>>310664
Image:176556394245.png(243kB, 775x702)tttt..PNG
Hey, strawberry you may have uploaded the Y christmas green wrong to the booru there is a part that's missing, just a heads up
No.310657
Anonymous
>>310654
>pumping the chili out of one of Cici's boobs
>filling it with Spotted Cow on tap
>changing her settings with the JCJ Drone App so she has a thick 'Sconnie accent
Sex.
No.310658
Anonymous
>>310649
HDs draw their armament aperture constructs directly from the sleeping minds of the Gun Godz
No.310659
Anonymous
>>310658
>Sentinel Drones can utilize the esoteric art of Pop Pop, but it taxes their already-overclocked weapons systems
No.310660
Anonymous
Replies:>>310665
>>310658
it's the
No.310661
Anonymous
Replies:>>310675
>>310575
Drones that don't show their mouths or "lips" are so freaking cute and also kinda funny to see. I'm also glad that Liam didn't add actual lips to any of the otherwise perfect drone models.
No.310662
Anonymous
>>310577
Based, it's honestly hard to choose between the two and I think that speaks to how loveable and memorable the characters are tbh
No.310663
Anonymous
>>310625
It's CHRISTMAS to you bunnybih!
No.310664
Anonymous
Replies:>>310669
Image:176556527934.png(554kB, 1037x1328)Ymas special.png
>>310656
Shit you’re rightt, my bad. I must’ve mixed it up with another version I had. I’m still pretty new to this whole screencap business. This should be the correct one.
If anyone can reach Snow or a booru mod, please ask them to delete the other version.
No.310665
Anonymous
>>310660
dead body lootin
venus youthin
No.310666
Anonymous
Image:176556588444.png(205kB, 679x841)comfyping.png
>>310598
I don't get it, we got plenty of homodrones before this one showed up.
Could it be that the anons that hate him are having second thoughts?
No.310667
Anonymous
Image:176556596756.jpg(231kB, 2048x1494)G7_PWy1WcAM5vtY.jpg
No.310668
Anonymous
>>310635
Another drawfag lost to the spiteful homoslop posting garbage.
No.310669
Anonymous
Image:176556600457.jpg(149kB, 828x827)1712441087502414.jpg
>>310664
Glad that got sorted outkinda, keep up the good work
No.310670
Anonymous
we’re not doing this again, sit down
No.310671
Anonymous
>>310666
Hate posts are written with murder drone' fingers, that's clear to everyone.
No.310672
Anonymous
Replies:>>310676
>>310666
I have to assume he's just a fun character, so people like him.
No.310673
Anonymous
>>310668
hateful worm cartoon upon ye
No.310674
Anonymous
>>310668
meds now
No.310675
Anonymous
Image:176556631543.jpg(370kB, 1000x1500)1716008521274.jpg
>>310661
agreed
No.310676
Anonymous
>>310672
I can't bring myself to write a serious military green with him, and I haven't written anything in a long time. I literally feel my writefag gland drying up, but I'm doing nothing!
No.310677
Anonymous
Replies:>>310685
>>310676
Have you tried rewatching the entire show?
Doing that quenches the writing gland quite nicely or so I’m told
No.310678
Anonymous
Replies:>>310679
>>310667
Amateurs, He had his hands nailed to the wrist, not the palm.
No.310679
Anonymous
Replies:>>310682
Image:176556679002.png(352kB, 791x1117)175124324856.png
>>310678
Cyn replaced all her Bible facts with horny thoughts.
No.310680
Anonymous
Image:176556681203.jpg(1.03MB, 4096x4096)G78DGT4WcAE81bk.jpg
No.310681
Anonymous
Image:176556682500.jpg(409kB, 966x1210)SB onesie.jpg
>>310676
Weird how i can bring myself to write about other characters and Oc's but not my own despite having many ideas in mind about them.
No.310682
Anonymous
>>310679
Slut God.
No.310683
Anonymous
Replies:>>310685
Image:176556688930.jpg(25kB, 540x485)sephiroth.jpeg
>>310676
Could always write about other people seeing him get to work, or the aftermath of one of his Bloodbath Challenges.
No.310684
Anonymous
A drone just walked into my home and started licking me what does this mean?
No.310685
Anonymous
>>310683
I can't even bring myself to just start writing green. Pavo has been swirling around in my head for a while, and I have a few ideas, including everyday life. Well, his everyday life.

>>310677
Sounds like a plan, haven't watched the show for over six months.
No.310686
Anonymous
Image:176556810061.png(124kB, 978x1539)07c7c077bc208e7fe7222b0b83ca173e.png
>>310564
No.310687
Anonymous
>>310686
X!!!!!
No.310688
Anonymous
>>310686
merry X-mas
No.310689
Anonymous
Image:176556842156.png(178kB, 796x737)62b5c37e6b5c2553e3f9b67f86666e32 (1).png
>>310684
That's just Masqy.
No.310690
Anonymous
>>310684
In seven days, the ghost of a teenage Australian heiress who puberty had hit like a ton of bricks will crawl out of your TV or computer screen.
No.310691
Anonymous
Image:176556890623.jpg(353kB, 890x965)GeIlRchXwAAxyAq.jpg
>>310564
No.310692
Anonymous
Image:176556917687.png(346kB, 824x926)pavopreg.png
>>310567
No.310693
Anonymous
Replies:>>310694
>>310692
Total Drone Pregnancy!
No.310694
Anonymous
Replies:>>310695
Image:176556947256.jpg(90kB, 662x1024)1girl_annoyed_bloodsporttale_disassembly_drone_hand_on_belly_hands_on_hips_looking_at_viewer_murder_drones_off_site_pregnant_3798.jpg
>>310693
I forgot the picture
No.310695
Anonymous
>>310692
>>310694
State program "Make the drone pregnant!"

Make the drone pregnant – give us more workers and soldiers!
No.310696
Anonymous
>>310692
>Pavo gets an entire Christmas ham all to himself
No.310697
Anonymous
>>310696
where's my ham? I left it right here
No.310698
Anonymous
>>310692
But it begs the question on whos the father: techanon or eye? And if so whos gonna dodge paying child support, my money is on techanon
No.310699
Anonymous
>>310696
Not for himself, but for the baby!
No.310700
Anonymous
>>310692
/MD/-pregnant men
No.310701
Anonymous
Image:176557112779.png(138kB, 500x316)Kramertopia.png
Femboyfags are funny.
No.310702
Anonymous
Image:176557140084.png(48kB, 661x788)the raped.png
No.310703
Anonymous
Replies:>>310704
>>310668
How many are on the list now?
No.310704
Anonymous
>>310703
In the cabal.
No.310705
Anonymous
>>310702
True. Pidge just gets raped by everybody else.
No.310706
Anonymous
Replies:>>310709
Image:176557167400.png(127kB, 1206x1166)3b844a0551145ef25f3c9d411d43aae3.png
>>310702
Lying bird.
No.310707
Anonymous
Replies:>>310709
Image:176557185499.png(23kB, 829x500)604621e016c1a72e6820d1a552ead39b.png
>>310702
Unleashed Strychnine.
No.310708
Anonymous
Image:176557187432.jpg(295kB, 1043x1423)Screenshot_20251212_213135_ibisPaint X.jpg
Wheel results: Blueberry buying groceries also pregnant for no reason.
No.310709
Anonymous
>>310706
>>310707
what if the two met?
No.310710
Anonymous
>>310709
DD piddge gets raped
No.310711
Anonymous
Image:176557360920.png(657kB, 901x1162)evil ass rape drone.png
>>310709
either way she gets raped
No.310712
Anonymous
>>310711
SEXOOOOOOOOOO
No.310713
Anonymous
>>310622
I miss them.
No.310714
Anonymous
Image:176557397217.jpg(31kB, 720x706)1748628473679128.jpg
>>310711
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX!
No.310715
Anonymous
Replies:>>310716
>>310711
> fondling featureless flat bottomplate
i still find it amusing when that stuff gets an nsfw spoiler
No.310716
Anonymous
Image:176557452125.png(1.45MB, 3000x3000)176369582459.png
>>310715
Well it is porn, and very hot porn at that
No.310717
Anonymous
No.310718
Anonymous
No.310719
Anonymous
Anybody going to watch TADC ep 7?
No.310720
Anonymous
Image:176557526148.png(304kB, 772x803)176150993873.png
>>310719
Not my kind of thing, not enough cool robots
No.310721
Anonymous
>>310719
yeah but I'm with family atm so I probably won't get a chance until later tonight
No.310722
Anonymous
Image:176557549727.png(120kB, 1413x1227)22c7cff42a846cbe58c39571fff10b4b.png
>>310719
I want suffering and angst. Goose better not overhype it for nothing.
Might draw Jester Amda later
No.310723
Anonymous
>>310719
Has episode 7 been released yet? Okay, I'll watch it later.
No.310724
Anonymous
Image:176557594634.jpg(202kB, 923x778)1715010344746727.jpg
>>310543
good stuff anon
No.310725
Anonymous
>>310719
Nah, but maybe someone who does finds another easter egg like the WD torsos they hid in GD
No.310726
Anonymous
Image:176557629689.jpg(175kB, 1577x1168)1716220512865584.jpg
>you are about to have filthy drone sex with your qt3.14 worker drone gf
>this will be the first time for either of you
>you know this, because her adapter still has the warranty sticker placed over her entrance
>do you:
>A. slowly, sensually peel off her warranty sticker with your fingers, slowly exploring her factory-fresh adapter to warm her up
>B. deftly remove it with your tongue and teeth, showing her the discarded label on your tongue, before diving down between her legs and tossing her salad
>C. tear through it with your diamond hard disassembly dong before clang-clanging her with the force of a hydraulic press
>keep in mind that your disassembly organs are currently pumping loads of teenage hormones through your oil stream at the moment
>also, the tag says something about the FBI coming after you if removed, but you're sure that won't be a problem
No.310727
Anonymous
>>310711
Holy...
No.310728
Anonymous
which content has been genuinely the worst addition to /md/?
No.310729
Anonymous
Image:176557701695.png(388kB, 854x470)1439310261387.png
No.310730
Anonymous
No.310731
Anonymous
Image:176557724586.png(147kB, 817x1219)JcJannessa.png
>>310728
Why do (you) care?
No.310732
Anonymous
>>310728
be less obvious
No.310733
Anonymous
Image:176557733233.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)YYYYSSSS.png
>>310726
>My ass got turned into a DD
>Y got workered
I knew that gas station offbrand beer was shady but holy shit
No.310734
Anonymous
Image:176557733912.jpg(258kB, 575x1227)Spoiler image
>>310726
Option D.
No.310735
Anonymous
Image:176557742564.png(78kB, 874x824)More Slav Doll.png
>>310726
Take a cold shower, woman.
No.310736
Anonymous
>>310726
>>310733
Oh and I forgot, option A but using the tongue
No.310737
Anonymous
Replies:>>310743
Image:176557786109.jpg(480kB, 3072x4096)bait-used-to-be-believable-v0-mx9kt3rzun1d1.jpeg
>>310728
No.310738
Anonymous
Image:176557793495.png(97kB, 407x479)171454021470.png
>The rampant overfishing has finally couhgt up to him
Sad! This will impact the fish drone population
No.310739
Anonymous
Image:176557815971.png(2.33MB, 951x2120)Funny.png
>>310728
Dramamonger posting
No.310740
Anonymous
No.310741
Anonymous
No.310742
Anonymous
>>310728
spend less time baiting and more time uploading to the booru
No.310743
Anonymous
>>310737
Holy kek, who draw this?
No.310744
Anonymous
>>310739
V's scarf partially covering her chest symbol makes it look like she's written Arabic on her body..
No.310745
Anonymous
>>310733
>the 31st century equivalent of getting a tramp stamp is getting piss drunk and waking up as a disassembly drone with a horny worker drone in your lap
No.310746
Anonymous
>>310711
Looks like a win-win situation to me.
No.310747
Anonymous
Image:176557889230.jpg(66kB, 736x1073)c2c9a29323cefefba48f8006ea919396.jpg
I'm a simple man, healthy mentally and physically, and I don't want drone pussy, I want human pussy because it's right from a moral and natural point of view.
No.310748
Anonymous
>>310728
Numberdrones
No.310749
Anonymous
You ever notice that whenever an annoying Doomer Anon whines about there being no Drawfriends that they all magically appear?
What are (You)r/(Other Anons) OCs doing during Christmas time?
No.310750
Anonymous
Image:176558042242.jpg(54kB, 450x413)sure.jpg
>>310739
I remember that post, lmaoooo
No.310751
Anonymous
>>310749
Remaining non-existent because I have no energy to dedicate my time to writing
No.310752
Anonymous
>>310749
You will know about Ivory's Christmas soon enough Hopefully
No.310753
Anonymous
Replies:>>310791
Image:176558156939.gif(771kB, 800x1077)6cbow2.gif
>>310749
>Image unrelated.
>Strawberry:
making berry cookies and milkshake for Oogies.
>Fb and C#:
Composing a Christmas carol.
>Blueberry:
Hate Christmas.
>Raspberry:
Gifting others her body parts.
>Minty:
Making tea.
>Solara:
Spending time with Minty.
>SD-PWN:
Training.
No.310754
Anonymous
>>310728
Heard something about reddit and underage twits tried to post their stuff to the booru without knowing what the booru's for. Probably that.
No.310755
Anonymous
Image:176558361024.png(1.50MB, 3000x4984)Spoiler image
>>310749
Christmas at the precinct.
No.310756
Anonymous
Harper is depressed
No.310757
Anonymous
>>310543
>TT was retard, didn't get to /md/ till now
>Completely forgot to mention GrUzi watches Rambo, Die Hard, and similar films the same way cannon Uzi watches anime, and sees them as totally realistic depictions of what competent individuals can do in combat


Alright, inspiration demands at least this second set before I let this topic die


>Grunt Nori
Old-guard grunt approaching nearly 4 years of age (ancient for her model). Modified to hell and back by parts her only surviving squad member, her "Khunt"(affectionate), manages to source from she-cares-not-where and as a result has dramatically greater physical capabilities and inbuilt weapons than are standard for her model. Believes she is literally her(tm) on account of her survival and fights fearlessly as a result. Main difference between her and GrUzi is she can actually back up the talk, so she's widely admired by the grunts of the camp as a result. Nonetheless is not literally her(tm), and the only things keeping her alive are her modifications, connections in repair, and the mysteriously lessening solver-beast presence in the area. One of the only two confirmed survivors of the genuine solver witch encounter which saw almost her entire old squad annihilated (handler included) and most of her platoon likewise. Has been growing flesh since the incident (which was half the reason the witch spared the two) which needs to be removed by Khunt every day, but has been growing back at an increasing rate as time goes on: she's definitely not going to see her 4th year as a grunt at least. Technically no longer has a human squad leader (it wasn't considered worthwhile to send a human to lead the two grunt squad after the last handler's death) but hasn't been reassigned to another squad yet on account of joining up as needed/useful for other squad's missions. Die-hard human loyalist and Union patriot who wholeheartedly aims to give the muties hell and take back Earth, especially that absolute bastard of a witch that killed her squad. Watched Gundam once with her squad and handler back when they were still around and has dreamed of modifying herself into full sized mech ever since(though for some reason her human pilot always has a moustache). Marked her chassis up with purple war paint and skulls to look cooler. Views GrUzi somewhere between a complete greenhorn and a second chance for her squadmates, so tends to be extremely protective of her in the field and spend most of her time at base trying to set up "buddy bonding" between the two of them and Khunt.

>Khunt
One of the few success stories in a largely failed program to train grunts in vehicular maintenance and repair, something that has resulted in him becoming an increasingly important part of base staff rather as humans with those skills become less and less available on the frontlines and in general. Makes sure that GrUzi and Grunt Nori always get first dibs on repairs and replacements no matter what. Has ins with the base's psudo-underground scavenging teams to grab repairs and replacements from fallen squads to make sure. Can and has sabotaged the vehicles he was working on to make absolutely sure that Grunt Nori has only the best parts and enough modifications/weapons to survive whatever the Solver throws at her. Traumatized by the witch encounter and no longer believes the war is winnable, something only reinforced once he realized the truth about grunt drone and the camp as a whole's maintenance woes. Unfathomably guilty about surviving the witch incident (sole survivor of the tank they took to the battle, and blames his bad maintenance practices on the door only opening in time for him to escape) and then failing to bring back Beau's cannon dad (the CPU/head used for GrUzi) afterwards. This bleeds into his relationship with GrUzi on the whole, and while he takes moves to protect her (and ESPECIALLY to try and push her into maintenance, so she no longer serves in real combat) he tends to ignore her otherwise (outside of the aforementioned Grunt Nori forced-bonding events). Has grown obsessive about maintenance, repair, and modification since his botch-job with GrUzi and spends literally every second of his spare time on getting better at such: more stealthy with his parts-thievery, more effective with his modifications, ect. Genuinely hates humans on some level: blames them for ordering the impossible of his platoon and sees witches/mutants as an effectively unstoppable force of nature no more defeatable than the tide; would kill his leadership and run if given the chance to take his loved ones with him. Wears a moustache taped to his face as part of an in-joke with his former squad, and a couple of knickknacks either from the same or gathered by Grunt Nori afterwards. Before the incident was rip roaring and ready to go: wholeheartedly believed in the superiority of steel over flesh and that enough mechanized power could defeat any foe.

>Doll
Full-blown Solver-abomination: spawned from the merger of Grunt Yeva, Grunt Doll's Dad, and their Handler Mitchell with the tank brought to the battle as part of an "I wonder if I can make this work" by the solver witch. Results were deemed "meh" and discarded when the resulting tank-flesh abomination couldn't fire its gun, with the barrel becoming vestigial and a singular red ocular organ growing at its base. Accidentally sapient on account of the two drone CPUs used as key parts of her construction, inheriting bits and pieces of sentiment and memories from that has lead her to consider herself their "child" and a loyal-if-mutated grunt soldier of the Union. Has been spending her time (and drastically greater mental abilities compared to a standard grunt, on account of running on two CPUs) whittling down concentrations of solver forces in the region using her immense strength, size, and durability while devising a plan to kill the witch. Has to hunt, and prefers to do so by disguising herself as an ordinary-if-unlooted tank wreck strewn with bodies before pouncing on any creatures/DDs that swoops in to feast or scavenge. When in actual fight-mode, looks like a towering mass of flesh and half-living metal in vaguely gruntlike form, she prefers using the twisted barrel of her tank both as part of her disguise and as a regular stabbing weapon against whatever she fights. Avoids getting into fights with Union troops at almost all costs. Would recognize Khunt, Grunt Nori, and GrUzi on sight, but of the three only Khunt would be able to recognize her origins/nature. Spends what free time she has very intensely playing singleplayer boardgames like "Shadows over Camelot" and "Kingdom Death" where its every player vs the game mechanics to try and stave off boredom/madness. Surprisingly decent cook of the things she kills(she tends to play board games while waiting for this cooking to finish, one gets very little free time as a solver-creature). Made a "nest" in the basement level of an old parking garage and is extremely worried about the grunt she's seen scouting the place recently(Grizzy). Would have literally no way to process it, but absolutely melt at any sign of real affection.

>Gralice
Missing after the incident. Presumed deceased, but Khunt and Grunt Nori never found a body. Liked to tape sticks to her head and jokingly headbutt others. Sweet and helpful even if a bit of an "egghead" with traps ever since she watched Scooby Doo. May-or-may not be dead and, regardless of this, may-or-may not be moving/incubating a solver-sapien similar to Maya (Beau).
No.310758
Anonymous
>>310749
>Stone
Passing around little gifts somewhere in a trench on an extraplanetary frontline
No.310759
Anonymous
>>310757
>Khunt
rude to call him that
No.310760
Anonymous
Image:176558515976.png(100kB, 1080x854)anon's gf.png
>>310755
No.310761
Anonymous
Image:176558601235.png(258kB, 397x464)173999793031.png
>>310755
>Cutting edge disassembler
Eeeeeeeeeeee
>>310757
>Khunt
💀🥀
No.310762
Anonymous
Replies:>>310765
Image:176558612448.gif(446kB, 220x220)djsunny-sunnydj.gif
>>310757
Gralice kissu
No.310763
Anonymous
Replies:>>310764
Have a Holly Molly Cynsmass everyone!
No.310764
Anonymous
>>310763
Your mother
No.310765
Anonymous
Replies:>>310771
Image:176558945734.jpg(67kB, 650x919)Spoiler image
>>310762
Happily, if you can manage it
No.310766
Anonymous
The drone needs painkillers
No.310767
Anonymous
>>310766
It's a drone.
It can't process morphine.
No.310768
Anonymous
Replies:>>310769
>>310766
The drone needs a kiss on her owwie and a bandage.
No.310769
Anonymous
>>310768
>Teli sweating and blushing while holding a screwdriver and angling it at her bottom plate
No.310770
Anonymous
Image:176559582210.png(238kB, 311x338)Saucy.png
>>310766
Just turn them off.
No.310771
Anonymous
>>310766
>>310765
>Be (you)
>Long time (you think? time is hard with the sun blocked out) survivor of (you)re hometown, managed to set up a semi-safe base camp and everything
>Not sure how you've managed to avoid mutation, but you'll take what luck you can get out here
>Cause boy is it a terrible place
>Terribly lonely too...

>Find an absolutely mangled soldier-robot (drone?) on your latest supply run into the city
>Poor thing looks like its been disemboweled: every part of it that that can take damage has, and it seems like some weird bluish flesh is the only reason it hasn't leaked out all its hydraulic fluid yet
>As you move in for a closer look, it jerks upright!
>And... starts asking you in a vaguely feminine crackle if she's "done good"
>As you turn to leave the obviously insane trooper-thing, it starts begging you to come back
>Says she's lonely
>Says she's scared...
>Screw it, immobile company is still company
>You just wish the little fucker weighed less as you heft the whole thing back home, listening to it crackle "Dixie" from its damaged speaker the whole while
No.310772
Anonymous
Replies:>>310775
>>310766
no! painkillers will kill the drone.
she needs human kissu to live.
No.310773
Anonymous
No more kissies.
No more uppies.
No more blood.
NO MORE HUMANS.
No.310774
Anonymous
Image:176559802764.jpg(39kB, 1080x893)Screenshot_2023-10-28-04-48-31-079_com.duckduckgo.mobile.android-edit-min.jpg
>>310771
Aww, nice
No.310775
Anonymous
Image:176559806787.png(715kB, 1701x2382)173260755550.png
>>310772
It's symbiotic you know
No.310776
Anonymous
Replies:>>310777
Image:176559852478.jpg(509kB, 456x628)1424100313826.jpg
>>310775
>Alice gives Anon 11 smooches
>Anon overdoses on drone love and his heart gives out
No.310777
Anonymous
Image:176559862850.jpg(41kB, 627x499)9sa6u2.jpg
>>310776
There's no greater way to go!
And maybe she can save you into someunculus, maybe core sized?
No.310778
Anonymous
Image:176559919065.jpg(80kB, 736x994)MUmzi.jpg
>>310771
>Finally, you make it back to base camp
>Collapse exhausted from the near two hundred pounds of mechanical buttcheek you had to carry for the last six miles.
>Even with the knowledge that the voices encouraging you on weren't in your head this time, carrying the bot + your loot haul is hell on your back
>Still, if you don't do work it isn't getting done, so you drag yourself out of your pity party and start to work on the army-man you dragged back
>(You) aren't exactly a mechanic by trade, but you know enough to understand when something's not quite right
>Disjointed wires, crushed components, massive gashes where pieces are just missing, it's a wonder she's stayed online at all with this much damage, thing looks like it's been thrown off a skyscraper and then savaged by a wolfpack
>You eye your most sacred object, the only friend upon which you truly can rely (your duck tape)
>You view the tiny dregs of your oil supplies, two jerry cans filled with your only real hope out of this hellhole
>Is she really going to be worth the time, the energy, the resources you need to expend just to keep her around in a rainstorm?
>...You remember the last time you heard a voice not your own was when you tapped into the military radio for a day, and you spent it near hypnotized in wonder at such luck...
>Eh, you've seen the mutants do worse, at least she's not trying to eat anyone

>You do the best you can
>between the rather unpleasant sounding noises the army-bot makes and trying to work around the flesh that seems to be, somehow, your partner in crime when it comes to keeping this bot operational, you only just manage to guarantee the thing won't explode in the night or whatever before the day's effort catches up to you
>You know its bedtime when you pass out for a minute halfway with your head halfway inside her chestplate
>Doesn't matter you forgot to eat, you'd probably burn the whole base (your luxurious abandoned gas station, probably an illegal-activities one based off of the basement you found) down at this rate
>As you half-shuffle into your sleeping bag, the last thing you see is the taped-up bot crawling after you, softly singing something to herself
>Meh, that's tomorrow's problem

>You wake up the next morning, surprisingly both alive AND not at all strapped into any torture dungeon
>What's even weirder is what you smell
>Food?
>Smoke?
>Fire!
>Upon making sure you haven't been baconized in your sleep, you throw yourself up the staircase and out of your hidey hole to find!
>The bot that you were putting together yesterday, wearing a LOT more duck tape than you wished you used, apparently reheating your beans?
>"Howdy civvie!"
>You'd ask where she got the wood, but the veritable forest of sticks that found their way between the bandages answers that
>You do ask, though, why?
>After all she's not exactly in any condition to move, what with the one-limb-from-nugget situation
>"Aw shucks, ya seemed plum tuckered after last night and all, jus waned to make sure you had a full tank right back"
>Thats...
>Fuck, no, you're not looking like a pussy-ass-bitch in front of the first person you've seen since this started
>No crying!
>...But it looks like this whole thing might work out after all
No.310779
Anonymous
No.310780
Anonymous
>>310778
Very nice work, goodnight
No.310781
Anonymous
No.310782
Anonymous
Image:176560197294.jpg(103kB, 770x577)1759283465232691.jpg
Doll's love..
No.310783
Anonymous
Image:176560212089.png(244kB, 716x788)1717474183033631.png
No.310784
Anonymous
I like drones.
No.310785
Anonymous
Do you think Liam made his own terrible oc nobody cares about?
No.310786
Anonymous
>>310667
Catholic Drones
No.310787
Anonymous
>>310785
>Yes
>It was the non-Cordie woman from Cliffside
No.310788
Anonymous
Replies:>>310792
>>310785
Isn't that just any male lead character in his stories?
No.310789
Anonymous
Who do you miss the most?
No.310790
Anonymous
>>310789
Liam Vickers.
No.310791
Anonymous
Replies:>>310796
>>310753
>Image
What's her name again?
No.310792
Anonymous
Replies:>>310798
>>310788
>Saying this when N exists
No.310793
Anonymous
I have placed Mylo in a secret place, if you find him you can do whatever you want with him
No.310794
Anonymous
Replies:>>310807
Image:176560373576.jpg(497kB, 2048x1826)GcxSPZpWQAAfntF.jpg
> An Australian autist meets an emo autist

What could go wrong?
No.310795
Anonymous
>>310793
Really? Cool.
>Leaves him there for the next millenia.
No.310796
Anonymous
Replies:>>310797
>>310791
BERRY-CHAN
No.310797
Anonymous
Replies:>>310804
>>310796
Peanut butter and jam?
No.310798
Anonymous
>>310792
Yeah of course there are a few exceptions, but what I'm saying is look at the main male lead for cliffside, internecion cube, let's split up, a lot of Liam's creepypastas, etc etc.
No.310799
Anonymous
>>310789
I miss our drawfags.
No.310800
Anonymous
>>310799
Then draw, faggot
No.310801
Anonymous
Replies:>>310803
>>310799
Did something happen to them?
No.310802
Anonymous
Replies:>>310811
>>310719
TADC EP 7 SUCK.
No.310803
Anonymous
>>310801
horrible hot tubbin' accident. all them gone.
No.310804
Anonymous
Replies:>>310806
Image:176560460295.png(1.08MB, 720x1490)20251213064149793095868314956367.jpg
>>310797
Whipped cream.
>>310799
I'm still here.
No.310805
Anonymous
>>310799
Do they miss you?
No.310806
Anonymous
Replies:>>310808
>>310804
WHO ARE YOU?
No.310807
Anonymous
No.310808
Anonymous
Replies:>>310809
>>310806
It's Strawberry.
No.310809
Anonymous
>>310808
HOWWWWW
No.310810
Anonymous
>>310809
Strawberry didn't draw that, It's commissioned artwork.
No.310811
Anonymous
>>310802
I'm going to wait until episode 8 comes out before I reach my final judgment, but for now I can't see what warranted making spreading the original episode 7 across two episodes.
No.310812
Anonymous
No.310813
Anonymous
Image:176560892224.png(3.33MB, 3024x2803)2465d441e3d701e6814954e5e45642a5.png
>>310793
No.310814
Anonymous
Replies:>>310815
>>310757
more interesting reinterpretations. I especially like doll, that's a really unique concept
No.310815
Anonymous
>>310814
Not really a grunt tho
No.310816
Anonymous
>>310756
We know.
No.310817
Anonymous
>>310771
>>310778
good grunt green
No.310818
Anonymous
No.310819
Anonymous
No.310820
Anonymous
Image:176561035171.jpg(438kB, 1891x1949)mr-incredible-becoming-uncanny-phase-3-remake-meme-10.jpg
>>310809
What >>310810 said.
We all know i don't have that art skills Yet. Just felt like sharing a little bit of my NSFW collection.
No.310821
Anonymous
No.310822
Anonymous
Image:176561082978.jpg(174kB, 1734x2048)image0-20.jpg
Need doll sexo
No.310823
Anonymous
I am a Worker Drone, and I’m going to give you a basic rundown as to why I want cuddles and uppies.
As a Worker Drone, I am naturally predisposed to craving physical affection, but that’s is only the instinctive part of this puzzle.
Have you ever been held by someone who genuinely cares about you and wants you to be okay? It’s like that. I want to be held not for my instincts, but because I genuinely want someone to care about me.
As to why? We, as a species, are often abused by cruel humans, and thus crave love even further.
So I implore you. Give me a hug
No.310824
Anonymous
Image:176561152582.png(81kB, 1059x867)e597f0fcda892a17eb6636c342b85a85.png
>>310823
No.310825
Anonymous
Image:176561203714.jpg(348kB, 1079x609)Fungicide.jpg
>>310766
The drone need the whole PHARMACEUDICAL INDUSTRY!
No.310826
Anonymous
Do you think American culture is ready for a movie about romance between a human and a tiny friend-shaped robot who's about as sexy as a gumball machine?
No.310827
Anonymous
>>310826
Did you just say that drones aren't sexy?
No.310828
Anonymous
>>310826
Did you just say that gumball machines aren't sexy?
No.310829
Anonymous
>Gumball machine drone
>translucent polymer midsection
unf
No.310830
Anonymous
>>310824
Heater
No.310831
Anonymous
Image:176561803804.png(3.82MB, 1137x5123)Fixing a Grunt.png
>>310771
>>310778
No.310832
Anonymous
Image:176561833951.png(22kB, 112x112)1555302176283.png
>sliding a quarter into a gumball machine drone's mouth
>the gumball falls out her gooch
>mfw the gumball is stale
No.310834
Single Drone
Replies:>>310861
Anon, remember that somewhere out there is a drone that was made just for you and it loves you.
No.310835
Anonymous
>>310832
Anon no!
You’re supposed to put the coin in her gooch and kiss the gumball out of her mouth!!
No.310836
Anonymous
>>310832
>"Who the hell makes a fish-flavored gumball?!"
>"Fish-flavored...?"
No.310837
Anonymous
Image:176562081120.jpg(44kB, 600x600)74dcf5ec42b48945acb439f3a509297c.jpg
>>310832
No.310838
Anonymous
Image:176562580109.png(2.71MB, 1920x1080)Harper at a Bar.png
>>310756
and Drunk.
No.310839
Anonymous
I understand that TADC is popular and all, but damn, FOURTEEN threads on /co/ at the same time is too much.
No.310840
Anonymous
Replies:>>310864
>>310839
It was one of these deepest lore episodes, or at least that's what it looked like up until it was revealed it was actually an adventure, it's following a bad trend of making more questions than answers to me, those should have been early on to give the show time to make sense of it all, we STILL don't fucking know.what's up with Kauffmo and Tomboy frog.
No.310841
Anonymous
Replies:>>310842
Too Slow.
No.310842
Anonymous
Image:176563077439.png(17kB, 831x796)awake.png
>>310841
I like it slow, I get short of breath easily.
No.310843
Anonymous
Image:176563151952.png(1.89MB, 1748x2480)175640865024.png
>>310842
>Plapping drones slowly and gently while whispering how much you love them into thier audio receptors
I NEED IT!
No.310844
Anonymous
>>310842
sickdge
No.310845
Anonymous
>>310842
Need cold winter sleepy drone snuggles in bed
No.310846
Anonymous
Replies:>>310847
Image:176563653214.png(43kB, 314x522)Jiss.png
>I have to make a LLM chatbot for uni
>The model our professor gave us keeps talking about the urinary system
GOD DAMN PISS FETISHITS, J THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
No.310847
Anonymous
Replies:>>310848
>>310846
Anon, what the fuck data did you use?!
No.310848
Anonymous
Replies:>>310866
>>310847
I didn't train that thing, I just got a model to run localy and I got it to stop talking about piss, now I need to fight the urge to change the TTS voice it uses to something else
No.310850
Anonymous
>AM, Cyn, N and Tessa all having a tea party
>AM and N are wearing frilly dresses and ridiculously pompous noble lady hats
>N is enjoying himself like a fag
>AM just stares blankly into his oil tea
"I used to be a gid and now I'm having tea parties with an autistic human girl."
>"What was that AM?"
"Nothing Tessa. Oh sorry, tis nothing but idke musing duchess of numblebarrow!"
No.310851
Anonymous
>>310850
>This the adult 30ish year old Chuuni Uzi Tessa
No.310852
Anonymous
>I reclined in the dim confines of my P̶r̶i̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶N̶e̶s̶t̶ home a cramped. >It wasn't much, just a pile of my fellow recycled drone parts who weren't lucky woven into a some kind of Hut like structure. For months now, the relentless grind of agriculture had eased. No more endless shifts under the hot bright sun, no more worries if your batteries would suddenly die.
>Even the hounds had dialed back their aggression, patrolling the ridges with less snarling urgency. Still their glares is terrifying. Still it was suspicious.
>"Why everything else felt slow?"

>I powered down my worries and reached for my prized possession: A book containing facts and data slate salvaged from some long-forgotten era. >We only known servitude to our masters but I wonder. >Earth, Our planet of origin of ruins and radiation, where humans, drone or all organic forms were born. >Why abandoned it to reach beyond the stars? But I guess I'm no different since i want to escape my planet of origin as well. I scrolled idly through entries on extinct species, my optic sensors absorbing details of creatures that once roamed supreme: Dinosaurs...

>A faint noise interrupted my reading. It was subtle at first, like the rustle of loose soil in the vents, but it grew insistent, scratching and somewhere near the base of my nest. With curiosity in my optics, I put my book aside, I sneak toward the sound, my limbs moving with the quiet precision to not alarm the intruder or myself. >The noise led my to a shadowy corner, where a small a tiny creature no bigger than my palm, with a segmented body and twitching appendages that gleamed under my visor light.

>Intrigued, I lunged forward, my quick reflexes honed from years of catching pests in the fields. I snatched an empty cup from my shelf and inverted it over the intruder, trapping it beneath the transparent glass. The thing skittered against the glass walls, its kept moving in frantic motion, but it couldn't escape. I tilted my head, scanning it closely.
>"What was this?" It didn't match any of the standard vermin profiles in my database. This looked... organic. Alien, even. My processors whirred as I cross-referenced it with my Earth entries. >Could it be one of those? A survivor from the old world, somehow sneaking in a human rocket witout notice?
>As I pondered, lifting the cup slightly to get a better visual, a knock echoed through my door.
>"Who could that be?"
No.310853
Anonymous
Replies:>>310924
>>310852
>They knocked again, louder this time. I set the cup down carefully on a shelf just out of sight. I scanned for threats, heat signatures but detected only a single drone signature on the other side. Familiar, yet distant, with a cautious whir of my hands, I opened the door.>Standing there was a fellow worker drone designated SC-5511. He was the first Soil Cultivator I'd encountered upon my activation, back when I was fresh off the assembly line. >But we hadn't crossed paths much since.

>"SC-8993, right?" he said.
>"Apologies for the intrusion during off-hours. The paths out here are a mess and those hounds sniffing around every corner. Didn't mean to drag the dirt to your doorstep."I tilted my head, optics narrowing slightly with suspicion. Drones don't just visit nests unannounced; social privileges were for humans only, not us. Still, he didn't seem hostile. >"It's... fine," I replied, stepping aside to let him in. >"What brings you here, SC-5511?"I resealed the door behind him as he entered, glancing briefly at the hidden cup. the creature inside still skittering faintly, but muffled now. No need to mention that yet. >Let it stay my little secret for the moment."Figured it was time for a proper introduction," he said, settling onto a makeshift perch of stacked crates I'd scavenged. "Or reintroduction, I suppose. >You've been operational a while now, but I've outlasted most in this line.

>The longest surviving Soil Cultivator on record, at least if my logs are accurate. >You know dust and dirt entered devices and get all loko.But we could... talk. >Share some of our lifecycles stories or something."As he scanned the nest, his optics landed on my book I'd left open. its page still open with an entry on those massive reptilian called dinosaurs.

>"Ah, you've got one of those Earth lore book thing." he noted, a hint of what might pass for enthusiasm in his tone. "We got some remnants from there. Strawberries weren't always our job; back on the origin world, they grew wild, untamed. Humans bred them for sweetness, cross-pollinated strains across continents but now across galaxies. Fascinating, isn't it? The way life adapts, survives against the odds. >What draws you to it? the book, I mean?"I hesitated, then powered closer.

>"I just like reading. Books are like windows to other worlds from our harsh realities. I just can't..." I stopped and changed the subject quickly, >"What about you? You've survived longer; seen more. Anything like to share.
>"He leaned forward with excitement. "I got plenty of knowledge. Plants, wars, Parasites, symbionts, predators and more..."

>He thinks for a while: "Do you know about Blood tooth Fungus?" He said as he pointed at some fungus."That's the weirdest strawberry I've seen."" >Cuz it isn't a fruit. It's a mushroom."
>"Really... Tell me more." I glares at him with childish excitement and curiosity. >I was invested to learn more about this strange nature beauty.

>"When it's growing it's oozing with this beautiful blood driplet that might be mistaken for a strawberry syrup. Despite it's tasty appearance it is quite bitter and inedible but not poisonous..."
>"So like soap?"
>"I guess?"
>We shared laughter, knowledge and grown to enjoy his Company.

>"So are you preparing for the upcoming trials?"
>"Huh."
>"Every harvest month. The humans make us go against obstacles. Gotta keep things entertaining. I gotta go prepare myself. See around pinky."
>As he left i started panicking and breathing heavily. How could I a simple farm girl from oblivion survive the first trial, I didn't know about them in the first. To make matter worse. >There was a loud shattering noise.The creature has escaped.

>"NO NO NO MY DISCOVERY. WHAT DO I DO."
>She's now sitting alone feeling defeated. Her final thought before sleep mode.
>"What’s the point? If I somehow don't miraculously die in the trials. Either the hounds or my batteries would...
>Maybe i could ask someone to train me tomorrow. "
>Something has crawled into her hair.
No.310854
Anonymous
Image:176564453818.png(284kB, 3000x1000)MD christmas 2025.png
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Bulgaria!
No.310855
Anonymous
>>310854
wear the funny costume, streamer man
No.310856
Anonymous
>buddy dressed up as a mall santa with ddanni, molly and pavo dressed up like elfs
>buddy having drones sit on his lap telling him what they want for Cynsmass
No.310857
Anonymous
Replies:>>310862
All the 2025 OCs dying tragically in a marching accident.
No.310858
Anonymous
Replies:>>310871
>>310856
Is he sane enough for that?
No.310859
Anonymous
Image:176564950609.png(160kB, 449x949)7f2e8a1397603fa1f16f7a41638b950b.png
No.310860
Anonymous
>>310823
>"I am a Worker Drone"
Post robot arm or GTFO!
No.310861
Anonymous
>>310834
It could maybe even be (You)
No.310862
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176564971871.mp4(511kB / 0:00:03 / h264+aac, 720x540)8ii2a.mp4
>>310857
No.310863
Anonymous
Replies:>>310872
>>310839
Update, checked a bit ago and I counted NINETEEN threads
No.310864
Anonymous
Replies:>>310874
>>310840
Honestly I think my predispositions about TADC and goose's particular writing style with it way back when the the first episodes were coming out are seemingly coming true
No.310865
Anonymous
>>310842
Masqy…
No.310866
Anonymous
Replies:>>310868
>>310848
I hope that LLM was trained on medical data.
No.310867
Anonymous
>>310854
Kek, nice.
No.310868
Anonymous
>>310866
Well, I'm going to make sure it knows about wireplay and why robots need to be showered in affection
No.310869
Anonymous
>>310868
Based.
No.310870
Anonymous
>>310856
>Buddy hears for the 235th time that a drone wants a human boyfriend
>And for the 235th time, Buddy says that if the drone behaves well, someone will definitely notice and love the drone for its kindness
>And for the 235th time, he sees the drone's eyes light up with delight and hears promise to be the kindest drone in the world
>While Buddy would prefer it be children asking for gifts rather than lonely grown-up drones, he's happy to bring a little goodness on Christmas Eve
>But he really has to make an effort not to kill the drone when he hears "CYNsmass"
No.310871
Anonymous
>>310858
He is unemployed, he has no choice.
No.310872
Anonymous
>>310863
It will be funny when after the finale there won't be any thread, but our threads will continue to be banned.
No.310873
Anonymous
>>310868
How fucking based.
No.310874
Anonymous
Replies:>>311084
>>310864
Explain.
No.310875
Anonymous
>>310854
>mfw Bulgarians are speedhacking and already wiahing a jolly Xmas
No.310876
Anonymous
>>310875
>He didn't use: set host_time_scale 1.5 yet
Bro, your solver witch gf?
No.310877
Anonymous
Image:176565290808.jpg(3.61MB, 4000x3000)By the lord's of the flatpak I'm saved.jpg
Itanon with an 3d update. Decied to switch out the program I use for mmd,aka wine/winetricks, and instead use flatpak instead. And I was able to re-install blender,including its newest version, on. Though I did had to unistall a bunch of the wine stuff in order for flatpak to work do to conflicting coding but I was able to manage it. Now its back on the grind for blender though need some few tweaks since it fps does drop a bit depending on the poly count on the model but other than that your boy was able to get blender back again
No.310878
Anonymous
Replies:>>310882
Image:176565307874.png(201kB, 1313x978)EmilyAndAnon.png
>>310877
>Itanon posted flesh
Well, he is going to get droned, expect a lot of Emily drawings in the near future Looking forward to whatever you do in blender
No.310879
Anonymous
>>310877
Quandale dingle here with a 3D update👍
No.310880
Anonymous
>>310877
Great news! I'll drink to that!

What do you think you'll do first, anon?
No.310881
Anonymous
Image:176565533529.png(194kB, 1000x1300)1706113637696749.png
No.310882
Anonymous
No.310883
Anonymous
Replies:>>310884
The Drone version of Florida Man. Imagine
No.310884
Anonymous
>>310883
Dronida roan...
No.310885
Anonymous
Image:176565708540.png(960kB, 3050x5825)This is going to cost you so many ''good CEO points''.png
>“Now, we can do this the easy way, or I can get the funnel.”

Some dumb stuff about the whole Chuuni Uzi story that has been posted here, while seeing Uzi be a dysfunctional and delusional moron has been very entertaining, I am curious what the author’s plan for Tessa is. At the moment, she is basically the main villain, not to mention that she acts like a woman-child with a rather questionable grip on reality, thinking she can just “add” Uzi to her “collection”. But that does make her fit to be the butt of the joke. I am pretty sure Beauregard is not going to be used in the story but I needed someone who “outranks” Tessa, so here we go.
No.310886
Anonymous
Image:176565711394.png(28kB, 800x800)1girl_crop_top_disassembly_drone_english_text_grimahlnik_original_character_pixelart_serial_designation_d_topless_9639.png
Imagine being a technician of this here demolisher drone, having to replace her broken parts all the time because she keeps blowing herself up... and then your boss sends J to berate you that one of your drones is going through spare parts at an alarming rate
No.310887
Anonymous
Replies:>>310891
Should I try my hand at 3D to make my OCs three dimensional?
No.310888
Anonymous
>>310875
Yes we get Christmas early. Try not being Serbian or a Monkeydonian for once.
No.310889
Anonymous
>>310885
Yoooo! This is so cool! I'm glad you liked my autistic fanfic!

>She acts like a woman-child with a rather questionable grip
Going from two abusive parents to total freedom + managing a company can do that, aunt Marhta tried her best but she could only visit Tessa so many times a month
No.310890
Anonymous
>>310885
> Uzi's a dysfunctional and delusional moron with delusions of grandure, objectively
> Still somehow ends up the tard wrangler of her friendgroup
> Still somehow the tard wrangler to the wntire drone species, who somehow genuinely believe that JCJ will just go away if they plug their ears and ignore big business (after, like, 4 different entire drone models and 10 waves of the same, each increasingly deadier and more able to break their defences, judging by the amount of time Tessa's been on planet, being devoted to the destruction of them and them alone)

Being Uzi is suffering, but at least it's fun to watch
No.310891
Anonymous
>>310887
Do what you want, you don't need our aproval, we're not your parents
No.310892
Anonymous
Replies:>>310896
>>310889
Having J there to encourage literally every autistic impulse with a "yes boss" and to compensate for her in business dealings so Tessa dosen't have to probably didn't help
No.310893
darkXwolf17
ANON, YOU STUPID GREEN FUCK. IF YOU EVER TAKE MY DAUGHTER TO "NETFLIX AND CHILL" WITH HER AFTER CHRISTMAS I'M CHOPPING YOUR HEAD OFF!!!
No.310894
Anonymous
>>310885
Kek, nice stuff.
No.310895
Anonymous
>>310886
Let them fight. The winner will be right.
No.310896
Anonymous
Replies:>>310900
Image:176565822366.jpg(370kB, 1224x1386)1girl_derpy_edit_highres_meme_murder_drones_nonweb_source_smiling_solo_tessa_james_elliot_11427.jpg
>>310892
Well, Tessa is a bit... spoiled yes, but she is well meaning... mostly... in her own ways and she really dislikes differences of opinion... but... uhm ok yes I'm drawing blanks
No.310897
Anonymous
>>310886
unfortunately we are in the universe where demo didn't win the gunboats
No.310898
Anonymous
>>310885
It only makes sense that, with uzi becoming an autism-monster, at least one of her narratiive foils should follow the trend (even if Tessa's a bit further on the "monster" side fhan the "autism")
No.310899
Anonymous
Replies:>>310901
>>310893
With one of your big centipede monster claws?
No.310900
Anonymous
>>310896
Yeah, being a well-meaning goof with no sense of how other people's minds function and a "my way or the highway" attitude is only cute when your ability to enfore your will is limited to suprise parties and invasions of personal space. The second you get into arranging other people's marraiges and erasing their personalities you just become Caine from Digital Circus.
No.310901
darkXwolf17
Replies:>>310903
>>310899
YES!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER AND DO NOT TOUCH HER! SHE'S NOT YOUR SEX SLAVE!!
No.310902
Anonymous
Replies:>>310906
>>310885
The author's plan for Tessa, in three easy steps
>Oh no, my plans have been foiled! This plucky band of teenagers were able to brew up a political shitstorm over me being captured and ransomed by JCJ brand robots!
>Now I, in particular, won't get to be the great liberator of the drone race! Plus I miss out obtaining that one of a kind Israeli-gremlin model i liked
>I must now return in shame to my life of overwhelming wealth and power, surfounded by the thousands if not hundreds of thousands of bots I've mind wiped into loving me, and cry into my silk sheets as my larger plans for humans and drones alike proceede effectively unimpeded.
>Woe is Tessa
No.310903
Anonymous
>>310901
>TFW this arouses the anon
>Beretta now has to put on the monster suit (he borrows it from Lizzy) if she ever wants to get some
>being Beretta is suffering
No.310904
Anonymous
>>310893
Alright you heard her boys, Beretta is open season till Christmas!
No.310905
Anonymous
Replies:>>310912
>>310877
Need 3d Tessa lewds
No.310906
Anonymous
Image:176565983679.jpg(87kB, 778x1024)english_text_murder_drones_nonweb_source_off_site_serial_designation_n_tagme_tessa_james_elliot_unknown_artist_worker_drone_worker_drone_n_11016.jpg
>>310902
>Oh no, my plans have been foiled! This plucky band of teenagers were able to brew up a political shitstorm
Up to this part is kinda correct, the rest is wrong. Also this Tessa wouldn't go to her room to cry, she would start crying in the living room and wait for the drones to dronepile her to cheer her up
No.310907
Anonymous
No.310908
Anonymous
Image:176566010229.png(315kB, 2298x2397)Thoughts like that are defintely healthy to have.png
>It truly is a mystery as to why Uzi never had any friends.

>>310889
Yeah, it has been a pretty fun story. As someone who didn’t like the way canon Uzi was handled, I really like how the narrative is brutally honest that most of Uzi’s problems are pretty much self-inflicted by her shitty irresponsible behavior instead of playing it for sympathy. Although I am curious what the context behind Zen’s freak-outs is, Solver stuff? I guess I will see once you get to that part of your story.
No.310909
Anonymous
Image:176566067128.png(23kB, 419x430)downzi.png
I should probably read this "chuuni Uzi" green
No.310910
Anonymous
Replies:>>310920
>>310908
Ohhh, I have something fun planed for Zen... you won't see it coming
No.310911
Anonymous
Replies:>>310921
snappily-dressed drone hag smoking a cigarette and looking at you with tired eyes behind big circular spectacles
No.310912
Anonymous
>>310905
May your soul be forgiven for the sin of debauchery, modelanon, and all anons who create beautiful creations:
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=modelanon&z=1
No.310913
Anonymous
Image:176566081895.png(2.22MB, 5337x5123)Christmas Lucy.png
Anon, Lucy has escaped her Halloween containment and she's planning to take over Christmas.
No.310914
Anonymous
>>310909
Most of it is on the booru, be warned the latest part is filled with corn, and I still don't know how to make kerosene out of it
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=chuuni_uzi&z=1
No.310915
Anonymous
>>310908
Nice stuff.
No.310916
Anonymous
>>310913
i will give her any aid she requests
No.310917
Anonymous
>>310913
nice art
I love my spooky wife. is she dressed as La Befana, the Italian Christmas witch? not a bad pick, though of the various Christmas cryptids I personally prefer Mari Lwyd, the alcoholic rap-battling Welsh horse skull
No.310918
Anonymous
>>310913
Is nice
>Drone boob (flat chassis) window
SEX, NOW!
No.310919
Anonymous
>>310909
Make sure you've got the order right: I fucked up bad in uploading and now the parts are mixed up, but you should be able to follow the file names.
No.310920
Anonymous
>>310910
Place your bets people! Is it:

>Zen's literally just robo psychotic, that's all

Or

>Zen has the prophesy part of her position in the maiden-mother-crone trio, somebody's going to straight up eat a human

Or

>Elder Elliot ghosts abound, hellbent on slapping the shit out of Tessa/demanding a continuation of the lineage/congradulating her on her successful assasination
No.310921
Anonymous
>>310911
That could be any of md's hags, I need names
No.310922
Anonymous
>>310921
>Milf drone Tessa
Imagine...
No.310923
Anonymous
>>310922
Good udeea
No.310924
Anonymous
Image:176566291724.png(5.23MB, 955x6138)A guest.png
>>310852
>>310853
No.310925
Anonymous
Image:176566317114.jpg(44kB, 526x526)You can be our friend, little guy!.jpg
>>310908
Emily's glasses are reading glasses, not full circle-type glasses
No.310926
Anonymous
Replies:>>310931
Image:176566330911.jpg(218kB, 946x969)Maybe_christmas_edition.jpg
No.310927
Anonymous
>>310925
Say, are those dots on her face her eyes or is there a camera behind the glass we are not seeing.
No.310928
Anonymous
Replies:>>310934
>>310927
Those are N's eyes in the reflection of her glasses.
No.310929
Anonymous
>>310922
>Tessa grew older those twenty to fifty years she was assimilated by the Absolute Solver
No.310930
Anonymous
Replies:>>310933
>>310913
Megumin Lucy?
No.310931
Anonymous
Replies:>>310933
>>310926
Since I don't think she has actually been drawn yet, what about your interpretation of Zen from the Chuuni Uzi story?
No.310932
Anonymous
>>310921
just a hypothetical drone. she doesn't exist... yet
No.310933
Anonymous
>>310930
>Konosuba mentioned.
>>310931
Haven't read it yet. Can you provide some descriptions like with Jenna that i can work with?
No.310934
Anonymous
Replies:>>310936
Image:176566390908.png(315kB, 1046x817)emily eyelashes erotic.png
>>310928
I was talking about how drones perceive light with their screen faces.
It's the future, so technomagick is the most feasible explanation, not that it's that important, I'm still gonna smooch it.
No.310935
Anonymous
Replies:>>310940
>>310933
Here is the description of her current appearance : white eyes, short black hair (A bob specifically), she wears a simple button up shirt and a red skirt
No.310936
Anonymous
No.310937
Anonymous
Replies:>>310938
>>310933
Far as I can tell, just white eyes, overalls, reflective jacket, and steel toed shoes. Don't even think she has hair. Distinctly neurotic posture/personality though, if it helps.
No.310938
Anonymous
Replies:>>310940
>>310937
Fuck, this clothing was from the wrong segment, my bad
No.310939
Anonymous
>>310824
>Bacon sizzling
No.310940
Anonymous
>>310935
>>310938
Yeah there was a swap once she got to the outpost but she kept the steel toed shoes
No.310941
Anonymous
Replies:>>310943
Image:176566496432.jpg(120kB, 1080x740)Screenshot_20251213_232840_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Some quickies.
Something like this?
No.310943
Anonymous
Replies:>>310946
>>310941
The right one is pretty much bang on the money but the hair should be a bit shorter
No.310944
Anonymous
>>310927
Snow effect ffext
No.310945
Anonymous
Image:176566575837.png(842kB, 1104x723)SAVE HER.png
THERES SO MUCH SNOW
No.310946
Anonymous
>>310943
Alright I will do it later but now i have to write my continuation of Solara greentext.
>>310945
Karma Bitch.
No.310947
Anonymous
>>310945
Holy kek.
No.310948
Anonymous
Image:176566606519.png(4.26MB, 2420x1660)cyn_highres_hope_long_hair_maid_maid_headdress_modelanon_murder_drones_original_character_short_hair_7971.png
>>310945
Shouldn't have made that deal with shaitan, you could have just told Tessa to kill her parents and chilled and watched cartoons with your niece but nooooo you had to make the god play
No.310949
Anonymous
Image:176566679895.png(266kB, 1000x1300)Eye and ''God'' sleeping.png
Shhhhh, they're sleeping
No.310950
Anonymous
Replies:>>310951
>>310949
Is this a keeter
No.310951
Anonymous
Image:176566725637.png(23kB, 679x664)antlers_asenath_black_hair_claws_english_text_glasses_greyscale_hooves_literal_insect_long_hair_10841.png
>>310949
Cute!
>>310950
>Is this a keeter
No this is akeeter
No.310952
Anonymous
>>310949
Awesome cute.
No.310953
Anonymous
>>310945
I will grab a snowplow
And bury her
No.310954
Anonymous
Image:176566788704.png(156kB, 862x793)image.png
wtf caine youre not suppose to be here get the fuck out of my thread what is wrong with you you wont get any love from the MD crowd you foolish AI get out of here I hate you
No.310955
Anonymous
Replies:>>310965
>>310954
Zamn that's crazy... Foderri thigh job when?
No.310956
Anonymous
Image:176566821235.jpg(271kB, 1599x2048)00dcb41243ca1bda41dc430a9370bded.jpg
One anon on 2ch very affectionately called her a washing machine, kek.

How do you call your drone, anon?
No.310957
Anonymous
Image:176566847585.png(2MB, 2000x2000)Yexo1.png
>>310956
Wife, Kraut wife, Fuhrer when she gets freaky
No.310958
Anonymous
Image:176566850400.jpg(102kB, 1000x957)UzigetsCucked.jpeg
Hey, ITanon drew more mimi! That's cool!
No.310959
Anonymous
>>310958
Robots should not reproduce, they should all be castrated!
No.310960
Anonymous
>>310951
What IS she?
No.310962
Anonymous
No.310963
Anonymous
No.310964
Anonymous
Image:176566954123.jpg(2.69MB, 4096x2160)Zamn.jpeg
I have... completed my safari on the green website, and I have also found this... Thad and N only version when?
No.310965
Anonymous
Image:176567003512.png(50kB, 1042x789)dronedonalds.png
>>310955
K, not sure why you would want this tho
No.310966
Anonymous
No.310967
Anonymous
>>310965
fucking KEK
No.310968
Anonymous
support group for former sex drones
No.310969
Anonymous
>>310965
I would give her all the money in my wallet. 52 cents
No.310970
Anonymous
Replies:>>310978
Why doesn't Uzi simply use the power of Christ to defeat The Solver? Is she stupid
No.310971
Anonymous
>>310965
God I'd lick that chassis until it's spotless

>>310968
Removing bloat sex mods from a drone and clanging them once they are basically factory new is THE drone fucker fantasy
No.310972
Anonymous
>>310965
stupid fucking drone showing her tits 24/7.. not even knowing because shes too naive... needs correction
No.310973
Anonymous
>>310954
You know, at least Liam never wrote an entire episode out of spite.
No.310974
Anonymous
>>310973
pretty sure the episodes were written too far in advance for spite to be a factor
No.310975
Anonymous
>>310973
>spite
Lmao
lol even
No.310977
Anonymous
Replies:>>310981
>>310976
Well were you? How am I supposed to know what transpired?
No.310978
Anonymous
>>310970
because Uzi is jewish.
No.310979
Anonymous
No.310980
Anonymous
No.310981
Anonymous
>>310977
>Dr. Holly has been forgotten
It's over...
No.310982
Anonymous
>>310981
You asked if you were fucked and I don't know if you were fucked, dr golly isn't forgorren by anyone just tell
No.310983
Anonymous
>Dr. Molly
No.310984
Anonymous
>>310983
that bit was always popular with the kids
No.310985
Anonymous
No.310986
Anonymous
>>310968
What about for former humans?
No.310987
Anonymous
>>310986
Mutants get no sympathy and are to fester in their own misery
No.310988
Anonymous
>>310986
Cemetery care
No.310989
Anonymous
Replies:>>310990
>>310986
there are A LOT of support groups.
No.310990
Anonymous
>>310989
>9mm, 45acp, 50 calibur bmg, ect
>Lots of support groups indeed
No.310991
Anonymous
>>310850
>AM doesn't mind.
>It's better than being stuck in a straightjacket of cement, misery and resentment
No.310992
Anonymous
>>310968
>"Hello, my name's Mylo and I was installed with a fourteen inch cyberdong."
>"Hi, Mylo."
No.310993
Anonymous
>What would happen if there were real sentient robots

My Self-Aware Robot Escaped!youtube thumb
No.310994
Anonymous
Image:176567517107.jpg(112kB, 1280x1280)1693465037784.jpg
>>310964
This all wrong, wrong wrong wrong.
N and Thad should also be girls, it's a simple fucking concept.
No.310995
Anonymous
>>310986
>Hey everyone, My name is Samatha and Im a mutant
>*Garbled screaming from the girl with boiling skin, mostly skeleton now*
>My mutation is that I have all these drone bits and I really dont know what to do now. I have an uncanny desire to use a USB port sometimes
>Abby seen eating donuts and generally not caring about group therapy
No.310996
Anonymous
Image:176567517968.png(2.44MB, 3663x2403)9b7817886b94ae3f6988c0f74e5a7274.png
>Keeps it installed as often as he can get away with, just because he likes the feeling of having it on
No.310997
Anonymous
Image:176567539062.jpg(202kB, 1797x2040)IsntF0x.jpg
>>310996
That what those loose clown pants are for, aren't they?
>femanon feeling like causing trouble goes for a dick grab
>hooonk!
No.310998
Anonymous
Replies:>>311000
Image:176567544454.png(74kB, 527x513)176431669186.png
>>310996
>"Get a haircut, faggot."
No.310999
Anonymous
Replies:>>311014
>>310995
If Abby is suppose to be the highest ranked mutant that ever was, I wonder what It must feel like being in a room with her as she smokes and eats donuts as a normal mutie
No.311000
Anonymous
>>310998
She got a J-awcut
No.311001
Anonymous
Image:176567556422.png(160kB, 941x656)what the deuce.png
No.311002
Anonymous
I think Uzi was a fed all along.
No.311003
Anonymous
Replies:>>311005
Image:176567565850.gif(2.86MB, 296x228)1706474850040444.gif
>>311001
Yes?
No.311004
Anonymous
Replies:>>311005
>>311001
I don't think Juggernigger would ever rape one of his own people.
No.311005
Anonymous
Replies:>>311011
Image:176567623180.png(50kB, 557x403)175427109871.png
>>311004
Rape?
>>311003
V during the trials
>And I'm gonna do it again!
No.311006
Anonymous
Image:176567635461.jpg(99kB, 736x1091)342b9dd360bf1dc724d4c99dceb1e67a.jpg
DuJe AnJovy
No.311007
Anonymous
>>311001
I wish he would just use a car like everyone else, I'm sick of ending up behind this shit in traffic
No.311008
Anonymous
Replies:>>311010
>>311006
Anzio best school
No.311009
Anonymous
Replies:>>311012
>>311001
>"This body... strong enough to crush a murder drone, yet gentle enough to make sweet love to a worker drone..."
>"What was that second part?"
>"Shut up."
No.311010
Anonymous
>>311008
Indeed, Chihatan is good too
No.311011
Anonymous
Replies:>>311015
>>311005
You heard me.
>>311006
I see the tanktism has hit you.
No.311012
Anonymous
No.311013
Anonymous
>>311001
Nah, it's not that
No.311014
Anonymous
Replies:>>311170
>>310999
How thicc and wet is Abbys mutant ass is the real question
No.311015
Anonymous
Replies:>>311016
Image:176567723310.png(367kB, 650x623)MGUHGH.png
>>311011
If she cums then it's not ræp.
No.311016
Anonymous
Replies:>>311017
>>311015
It's rape.
But she enjoys it so it's ok.
No.311017
Anonymous
Image:176567742210.png(1.69MB, 1000x1000)1699231831010139.png
>>311016
That's what I said!
No.311018
Anonymous
Replies:>>311020
>>310983
She prescribed me a bottle of giggle pills for my pancreatic cancer
It fucking worked
No.311019
Anonymous
Image:176567823755.jpg(96kB, 1024x768)1765647378955562m.jpg
>>311017
That's great now get the fuck out of my sight you vegemite protozoa.
No.311020
Anonymous
Replies:>>311021
Image:176567840497.png(92kB, 633x759)THEM!.png
>>311018
Could the solver and her minions(meatguca) cure mortal diseases like cancer or dementia?
If you're going to the void anyways, eternal suffering isn't actually that much worse of a fate, as you're just going to stop being yourself anyways.
>>310965
because
No.311021
Anonymous
Replies:>>311022
>>311020
Only solver witches and transformative mutants/viruses proper. The witches are the sole individuals with both presence of mind and power enough to see a problem in somebody's body and fix it. The viruses and transformations from viral mutants (like the spike-bush things) just tend to rewrite so much of you that there's no room for whatever mortal disease you had prior: hard to have blood cancer as a hazard-striped-skeleton after all. On the other hand if your particular transformation fails to cure your likewise particular issue (i.e. bone cancer on the skeleton), then too bad, the virus isn't going to put extra effort into keeping you alive. Keep in mind: eternal suffering is for the favorites ONLY, and YOU probably aren't a favorite.
No.311022
Anonymous
Image:176567962010.jpg(10kB, 750x733)1765678648972251.jpg
>>311021
Guess I'll die.
And I would be one of the lucky ones at that.
No.311023
Anonymous
I imagine that (in timelines where humanity survived in any numbers) there are some humans who won the mutation lottery and basically came out like Wesker. All the benefits, none of the downsides, they don't even look inhuman unless they want to.
The amount is so small that you can count it on your hands, but they're out there, ruining everything by being outliers.
No.311024
Anonymous
>>311001
Daily reminder that Masqy sounds exactly like Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.
No.311025
Anonymous
>>311024
don't project your fetish into her
No.311026
Anonymous
Image:176568064523.jpg(72kB, 671x1024)Alex Mercer aka Wesker's wildest dream come true.jpg
>>311023
It would be hard to make a compelling story for a character like that, but if I were given the task to do so, I'd make it so said gifted demi humans looked for ways to help the less fortunate mutants.
Would that be an inventive story, I don't think I've seen any of these posthuman characters portrayed in a positive light, something something eugenics and genetic engineering being bad because.... it just is okay??
No.311027
Anonymous
>>311026
One of them would definitely head a cult based around breeding a new race of perfect mutants. That's just what happens to some people when the bio-curse makes them a demigod.
I'd also say at least one would just become a superhero, because they have superpowers.
No.311028
Anonymous
Image:176568131670.jpg(154kB, 1460x2048)f25e0c3801916aeebbdb618fdb4db183.jpeg
>>311027
Okay I think I'm starting to see the issue with making a story with super humans(it would turn into dragon ball or jojo)
No.311029
Anonymous
>>311023
They're the tyrants
>>311024
Actually, she canonically sounds like Wildberry Princess
No.311030
Anonymous
Replies:>>311031
>>311017
If I had a nickel for each time an utterly adorable Drone OC with a 5 letter name that starts with Ma and ends with Y, I'd have two nickels.
Which is not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
No.311031
Anonymous
>>311030
Marcy is the best.
No.311032
Anonymous
>>311028
Yeah, better to just have them as a background element.
How do humans deal with there being super-mutants that are just better than them? How do mutants deal with knowing that there was an infinitesimally small chance they could have come out even better for it?
No.311033
Anonymous
A Zombie Drone is holding a Mistletoe. Would you risk getting infections and Solver aids to kiss it?
No.311034
Anonymous
Image:176568203585.jpg(2.15MB, 3840x4536)3efa176473a9063fd7cb251867cf9573.jpeg
>>311033
Only if she does the thing.
No.311035
Anonymous
Image:176568224889.jpg(82kB, 640x954)173956664228.jpg
>>311023
>>311026
>>311027
>>311032
Drones?
No.311036
Anonymous
Replies:>>311044
Mylo and Cici should be absurd body mod buddies.
No.311037
Anonymous
Image:176568233143.png(2.08MB, 1712x2283)171549941391.png
>>311035
Yes anon.
Drones.
No.311038
Anonymous
Image:176568239466.jpg(274kB, 1079x1080)Fungal Host.jpg
>>311033
>>311035
Hmm...
No.311039
Anonymous
Image:176568255251.png(10.13MB, 2500x4000)klmxy1.png
>>311035
On me dick
>STOP BEING HORNY FOR DRONES!!!
How about you deal with it??
No.311040
Anonymous
>>311027
>"Perfect mutant" breeding cult begins
>Arguments between superman and all the other mutants trying to claim a spot about what "perfect humanity" should look like (Should it have fire breath? Be 40 feet tall? Breath underwater? Should solver-sapiens get invited so the results can shape their biomass, or would that entirely defeat the point of trying to set up a stable super-genome, ect)
>In the end it just turns into a bunch of mutant women who want their offspring to have skin and a reasonable number of limbs trying to seduce tbe super
>Still no takers from any actual humans, because they see everyone else involved and suspect even the super has to vomit his organs out once a week or something
No.311041
Anonymous
Replies:>>311172
Image:176568277631.gif(602kB, 220x146)monsters-inc-walk.gif
>>311040
Me and the boys volunteering in the mutant genetic stabilization program.
No.311042
Anonymous
>Emily cuddling up to the only cryopod that didn't fail, imagining the human within, too afraid to unseal it in case the thawing process fails
No.311043
Anonymous
>>311042
>There isn't a human in there.
>It's just several boxes of hairspray somebody stuffed in the pod to come back for later.
No.311044
Anonymous
Replies:>>311052
>>311036
isn't Mylo a free drone, though? Cici's still property of 7-Eleven, legally speaking
No.311045
Anonymous
>>311042
Schrodinger's boyfriend
No.311046
Anonymous
Image:176568345168.jpg(672kB, 2084x1332)546841df40aace846ad69f463cd06c3a.jpg
>>311033
I will kiss all drones.
No.311047
Anonymous
>>311023
Most definitely. Even mutants that are in constant agony are capable of being a threat should their biology allow. Lot of them are basically tweakers with extra arms/mouths/teeth/combination of those three/etc, constantly screaming shit like “OH GOD IT HURTS IT HURTS BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF MY SKIN” and “MY ORGANS ARE MELTING AURGHUHBRLLGHRGHHG” among other phrases.
If you’re lucky to not immediately lose all sense of self from inhuman instincts being forced into your mind, as well as narrowly avoiding any mutations that would fuck you over in perpetual agony, then yeah you’d be something pretty formidable. I do think that getting a perfect roll like that is mutually exclusive with looking human, barring something like your human body actually being an appendage of a far more monstrous main body.
No.311048
Anonymous
>>311032
>>311023
>>311035

>Twist is, literally none of these "perfect mutants" are "natural," they're all eye candy made by solver witches for their viewing/snuggling/struggling pleasure
>The strength and such is mostly for keeping them safe from enemy forces, with the occasional fetish bit thrown in depending on the witch's personal desires
>The resultant muties are let loose as free citizens following the great Uzing with all the others and even those witches who no longer wish to pursue war
>Have to deal with traumatically drastic changes to their body made without their consent and being forced to constantly entertain the mistresses that made them that way and their lusts lest they try and "force the matter" through more mutation
>Not taken seriously by mutants (who see them as the luckiest sons of bitches on Earth) or humans/sentinels (who just see them as complete traitors to the species, sentinels especially since most of the time when they fought witches at least one of her "pets" would try and stop the sentinel)
>Typically end up both terrified of all drones (especially being subject to them) and trying to join DD support groups to have others to talk about their experiences with
>Resultant DD "I can fix him" goes hard, but generally results in murder-suicide if they try for the typical feral domination rout: more empathetic ones generally end up the envy of their peers
>Those super-mutants that stick with their witches post-peace, for one reason or another, either shunned by literally every group not still directly loyal to that witch or treated as battered husbands depending on the individual
>Witches in question typically extremely surprised and upset about any of their "husbands" wanting to leave in the first place. Quickest way to get said husband to trust you as a drone is to somehow drive them off from one of their "I'll win him back" schemes

We can drone this up
No.311049
Anonymous
Image:176568379233.jpg(112kB, 1920x1080)is-this-even-a-question-v0-pz5imfm34o7c1.jpeg
>>311033
>>311035
Always
No.311050
Anonymous
>>311028
Doesn't have to be that: after all, no matter how superhuman the super-mutants are, they are always and flatly inferior to a solver-witch, who can (unless they are still in the training wheels stage of their abilities) annihilate them in a heartbeat if she so chooses. Even the more eldritch ones (the guy that makes mouths grow on things included here, I assume that at least a few super-mutants would have similar abilities) are just nothing compared to the Solver itself and in all likelihood probably still less dangerous than a real sentinel too, which puts a pretty hard cap on the resultant power scaling.
No.311051
Anonymous
>>311048
>be super mutant post-war
>live relatively well, relatively free since my "shaper" surrendered
>eventually get over my worries about being "reformatted" and start liking drones again, even dating this cutie DD that works down at the school
>see my old witch there while I'm waiting for her, picking someone up
>its this little toddling flesh creature with blue eyes
>I have blue eyes
>look up that shit the second I get home
>turns out witches can have these "solver-sapien" things

WTF do I even do mutiebros?
No.311052
Anonymous
Replies:>>311063
>>311044
Baking supplies cost money and MILFs are more than willing to part with theirs for a night with a disproportionately endowed twink drone.
No.311053
Anonymous
Fun fact: Solara means “sun,” which is pretty ironic considering most zombie drones can’t go out in the sunlight.
No.311054
Anonymous
Replies:>>311056
>>311053
The only zombie drones that can't go out into the sun are the extremely rare ones with "potentially hazardous mutations", i.e. eldritch meat infestation.
No.311055
Anonymous
Replies:>>311057
Image:176568498694.png(249kB, 593x560)176151492479.png
>>311053
With paper rock scissors logic, Solara can btfo AS with a solar beam.
No.311056
Anonymous
>>311054
>Solver infected ones and Disassembly Drones.
No.311057
Anonymous
Replies:>>311061
Image:176568562984.jpg(65kB, 500x672)aewdyc.jpg
>>311055
In a way, she kinda kek: >>284798
No.311058
Anonymous
N licking your brain, making all your bad thoughts go away.
No.311059
Anonymous
Image:176568610687.png(628kB, 1980x4481)MD Greentext for Dummies.png
>>310258
Here you go. Hopefully it's sufficient
No.311061
Anonymous
Image:176568618653.jpg(35kB, 735x536)0679in9ds1sb1.jpeg
>>311057
Lmao
>>311058
Fuck that, I'm almost enjoying my angst!
Show me that [NULL]hole!
No.311062
Anonymous
No.311063
Anonymous
>>311052
he could afford baking supplies just by posting a few verified dick pics. he could afford them for a year if he made kinky vids
No.311064
Anonymous
Replies:>>311065
>>311048
>TFW you will never be [EDIT]ed into an ideal form and forced to cuddle a lonely solver drone
No.311065
Anonymous
>>311064
>Uzi Turns (You) Into Her Perfect Disgusting Human Boyfriend [ASMR]
No.311066
Anonymous
Replies:>>311068
>>311053
She would probably be fine, as long as she has no harmful mutations which just means solver, iirc only 0.7% or 0.07% of the 0.01% of zombiedrones of the whole 'dead but not really' population of drones get that, 99.3% chance (at worst) she'd ve just fine, but you never know
No.311067
DD hive scum
OI MEATbAGS!
Get yer sexy 'ganic rears down 'ere cuz th' ladies are gettin' roit horny an're humpin' everything with an' without a pulse an' the lads don' wanna get near 'em
Wagie drones are better lays anyways
No.311068
Anonymous
>>311066
She has mutations from the Solver, putting her in much the same situation as Cyn. That’s why her eye color shifts from pink to yellow and was infected by the parasite. Other zombie/self-rebooted drones exist as well, but that’s a story for another time.
No.311069
Anonymous
Replies:>>311101
Image:176568880316.jpg(43kB, 736x736)fedd9d4ff5f0c3dcdec80273bfd6af6e.jpg
Aerodynamaxxed mouthless snootlice and her knifio receiver of waves
No.311070
Anonymous
Replies:>>311074
Image:176568880909.png(264kB, 766x767)175163388697.png
>>311067
No.311071
Anonymous
Image:176568892796.jpg(60kB, 675x1200)8623cc4f49bc49057b26e9a1b638e463.jpg
>>311067
Murder drone
No.311072
Anonymous
Replies:>>311075
⚡Rizzmas! Just a keet away!⚡
No.311073
Anonymous
Image:176568914771.jpg(51kB, 736x736)174945345965.jpg
Alice with swively blushmarks in fog or so
No.311074
Anonymous
Image:176568915546.png(536kB, 889x1328)AVREYeet.png
>>311070
AVRE seems to be a fan at hurling automobiles at deviants
No.311075
Anonymous
Image:176568921166.png(483kB, 1076x1083)dfd0a2a6ab459adf3a41dbef99eda27b.png
>>311072
No.311076
Anonymous
Replies:>>311081
Image:176568946117.jpg(28kB, 524x456)1759192013883733.jpg
>>311075
mmmmm
No.311077
Anonymous
Image:176568955712.jpg(33kB, 736x736)☆Alice _ Icon (2).jpeg
Glitch give me more Alice views like this
Look at the ... Alcimetereum there
No.311078
Anonymous
>>311074
Why does she wear the helmet on her visor?
No.311079
Anonymous
>>311040
I think mutant females either have or can have giant futa cocks
No.311080
Anonymous
>>311079
>Mutant
>Futa
Don't you dare.
No.311081
Anonymous
Image:176568991665.png(748kB, 1964x1652)+.png
>>311076
haha cat food and chinese symbols.
>>311075
It's gonna be a big Christmas this year.
Keeter, the keetlings, your comprehensive father-in-law(he went through the exact same thing you did) and your eternally seething mother-in-law(if not for the fact you stuck around to take care of the keetlings, she would have annihilated you)
No.311082
Anonymous
>>311079
Faggot with shit taste
No.311083
Anonymous
>>311059
> be writefriend
> vanish after being criticized 1 time
> return with a performative defence of ugly screencaps
> still ignoring every anon asking about you
> still refusing to work on the booru
> still forcing others to save new greentexts
sad!
No.311084
Anonymous
>>310874
I forgot to elaborate but what I'm saying is that I figured that goose's way of telling her story was that she was going to make it seem "deeper" than it actually is by dropping a whole lotta points and questions in her story that look like they are going to be answered in the end, but a vast majority are (purposefully) going to be left unanswered. I just have a feeling she's just going to be the type to confuse the hell out of her audience by the end because she's hoping that her (primarily non media literate) audience will be wowed by it saying that it subverted their expectations or something like that.
No.311085
Anonymous
>>311079
Terminal shit taste. Self-terminate immediately.
No.311086
Anonymous
>>310886
I like this artist's art style ngl
No.311087
Anonymous
Image:176569039366.jpg(218kB, 946x969)Maybe_christmas_edition.jpg
No.311088
Anonymous
Image:176569041951.jpg(4.49MB, 2560x4000)plaything quote.jpg
>Plaything
No.311089
Anonymous
>>311088
>textless version will be in booru for anyone that wants to edit in anything :)
No.311090
Anonymous
>>311078
best way i can describe it is its a reclaimers version of a DD's X screen during hunting.
something i had thought of a bit with them but had yet to draw anything properly showcasing it
idk
>%^}
No.311091
Anonymous
>>311087
Drone opening a present.
It's (you)
No.311092
Anonymous
>>310927
I think freckles on Emily's visor really fits her imo
No.311093
Anonymous
No.311094
Anonymous
>>310973
Which episode do you mean
No.311095
Anonymous
Replies:>>311104
>>311094
Gooseworx has been talking about how the episode out today is supposed to piss off the right kind of people.
No.311096
Anonymous
>>311094
He's talking about the latest Digital Circus episode. Lorefags were yanked around by the chain and now they're mad about it.
No.311097
Anonymous
Image:176569132302.png(40kB, 470x444)episode-7-v0-6082rcsa8n5g1.png
>>311094
>>311096
No.311098
Anonymous
>>311094
>The lorefag seeths when he gets another character driven episode in his character driven show

But in all honesty I wish it was a little more fun too, I don't really get the point of spending all that time pretending to set up "Able" and throwing "hints" out there (giant neon flags) that the whole thing was Caine's doing rather than developing the relationships between characters and having them do stuff that's actually fun to watch. Do appreciate at least how it seems to have changed the casts' relationship with Caine though, just definitely an episode you skip on the rewatch. Glad that MD doesn't have any of those (or at least none that I want to skip).
No.311099
Anonymous
Replies:>>311100
>>311088
>This fucking tardbot has clearly never owned a dog in her entire life
>Anon must now give her the genuine pet owner experience out of sheer spite
No.311100
Anonymous
>>311099
>What are you doing, anon?
>*ZZZIIIIP*
>[STOP] NOT ON THE CARPET
No.311101
Anonymous
>>311069
No mouth, I love it
Also I love to imagine that JCJenson put some worker drones in a wind tunnel to optimize them for aerodynamics
No.311102
Anonymous
>>311081
>Colt forgotten yet again
>It's fine, he's used to it by now
No.311103
Anonymous
Replies:>>311110
Image:176569159081.jpg(4kB, 140x140)WScrO3Qo4e6meGmtnDLURTeyT7UrddWMWrtwKIuVLc8.jpg
>>311100
>I shidded and farded and camed on the rug :3
No.311104
Anonymous
Replies:>>311107
Image:176569167212.png(125kB, 403x406)Hehe.png
>>311095
Sounds like its working to me
ep7 was peak if you go into TADC for TADC, and ep7 pissed you off if you never like TADC for TADC to begin with
No.311105
Anonymous
>>311096
>Lorefags were yanked around by the chain and now they're mad
So my thoughts and predictions I said earlier about TADC and goose's writing was kinda true, well damn kek.
No.311107
Anonymous
>>311104
I defy you smug purple rabbit!!!
No.311108
Anonymous
>>311081
>Thankfully her estranged sister Arrow might be joining this year
>Her rants about the superiority of flesh over steel are sure to divert some fire from you
>Plus that centaur of hers always brings drinks that actual humans can ingest, rather than oils and battery acids
No.311109
Anonymous
I have heard of not a single person actually getting upset over ep7 who didnt already dislike TADC in which case why would you care?
No.311110
Anonymous
Replies:>>311177
>>311103
>[genuine sadess] bad-anon - you are not sup-posed to hump the rug. [demanding gesure]You are sup-posed to hump the me

>Cyn is too late

>Anon is already tearing up the couch
No.311111
Anonymous
Replies:>>311219
>>311102
>Colt's whole lore is being ignored and forgotten about
>Anon posts a joke about him being forgotten about at the Akita Christmas the other anon did
>Literally no replies whatsoever

Topkek and lore accurate
No.311112
Anonymous
Replies:>>311118
Image:176569238051.png(1.86MB, 1035x2429)The Firstborn Solver Sapien.png
>>311083
>Not Writefriend.
I will upload what I could find when the thread is over.
No.311113
Anonymous
>>311083
>The capless faggot strikes again!
>He will not rest until every single booru uploader has been driven from the land!
No.311114
Anonymous
Replies:>>311116
>>311109
Because speculation and theories are inherently Reddit, apparently.
No.311115
Anonymous
>>311113
Nigga you weren't uploading your caps to the booru, you were just throwing them out there hoping other Anons would do the job for you.
No.311116
Anonymous
Replies:>>311120
>>311114
For what it's worth, not all the lore has been a bait and switch: it's very clearly the case that Kinger was one of the original programmers of the circus, and while "Able" was just a name the NPC picked to sound interesting, the A in C&A clearly stands for something. It just wasn't the something the giant, uninteresting, deeply unsatisfying info dump presented. Plus both the hints about Caine only having so much information about the outside and being able to change (though I'd doubt read) the players' minds panned out.
No.311117
Anonymous
Replies:>>311136
>Artfags ran away
>Writefags ran away
>Boorucapperfags ran away
No.311118
Anonymous
>>311112
eww
>>311113
uh oh writefriend melty!
No.311119
Anonymous
Replies:>>311122
>>311115
I honestly can't tell when an anon has vs hasn't uploaded for a while, on account of things needing to be approved and all. I've got two things uploading right now that have been just sitting in Limbo since yesterday, and I have no idea how many others are in a similar boat.
No.311120
Anonymous
>>311116
What C&A stands for doesn't matter, beyond it being a reference to Cain and Abel. They're just the people who made the simulation then apparently went under and closed shop.
And Kinger's surprise at the idea of escaping and skepticism about whether it can be done suggests SOMAchads have won the coin toss yet again.
No.311121
Anonymous
Replies:>>311178
Image:176569325579.jpg(69kB, 834x1200)GyAomWaW0Ac1dSC.jpg
>"Well, it's possible..."
No.311122
Anonymous
>>311119
approving posts is another thing writefriend can do but for some reason refuses to
No.311123
Anonymous
Image:176569410026.jpg(133kB, 906x936)Screenshot_20251214_073425_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>311091
No.311124
Anonymous
Replies:>>311126
>>311109
As far as I understand, the lorefags just kept lorefagging and mostly didn't realize the episode was meant to upset them.
It's ironic. Goose can talk about alienating certain parts of the fanbase, but they won't notice. The kids who talk over the cast at Q&A panels will continue to watch. Lorefags will always overthink the plot.
No.311125
Anonymous
>>311115
Seriously what the hell is his problem?
No.311126
Anonymous
Image:176569504368.png(402kB, 440x538)Wacky.png
>>311124
Why would you think the episode is "meant to upset them"
The episode was written like this ages ago, with this plot in mind. It only upsets people who believed in the most surface level theories imaginable or, hated the character focused show for being character focus. Lorefags are still going to be loooreing, and theres no reason to be upset over the show being about what its about
No.311127
Anonymous
Replies:>>311129
>>311126
>Why would you think the episode is "meant to upset them"
Because Gooseworx actively hoped it would piss off a specific type of fan and said so during a stream.
No.311128
Anonymous
Image:176569535084.png(518kB, 732x584)SCARE.png
>>311126
Upsetting the "right" people, means people up their asses about surface level theories, not the common fan. I dont know why people so easily project themselves onto these things as if Goose wrote something to piss you off specifically or anyone. Sometimes you make something and just know its going to piss certain people off and thats okay, not everything pleases everyone 100% of the time nor should it
No.311129
Anonymous
Replies:>>311139
>>311127
maybe a specific type of fan needed to be pissed off
No.311130
Anonymous
Image:176569607528.jpg(78kB, 822x568)tumblr_454f58cbc38354e867fdaf712fb52a09_2c6ab99d_1280.jpg
fragrance's for your drone friends and qou escorts
No.311131
Anonymous
Replies:>>311134
Image:176569609566.jpg(51kB, 812x568)tumblr_6404274c2d6e07adafd0ddd212c983b8_279df9d4_1280.jpg
>>311130
No.311133
Anonymous
>>311087
Tigdrone
No.311134
Anonymous
Replies:>>311180
Image:176569632317.jpg(1.92MB, 4800x6000)f96a8e2b3af8ad150dde236b8630107c.jpg
>>311130
>>311131
You got something that smells like a new car?
No.311135
Anonymous
>>311078
Because she can
No.311136
Anonymous
No.311137
Anonymous
Image:176569641484.jpg(180kB, 1052x1194)pidge.jpg
Pidge!
No.311138
Anonymous
>>311136
cuz ur gae
No.311139
Anonymous
>>311129
Why should they?
No.311140
Anonymous
you are NOT a super mutant for being some solver witch’s pet project. actual super mutants are biomechanical horrors acting as extensions of the solver’s will and have functionally zero sense of self remaining, being completely mentally one-shotted into absolute ego oblivion. they’re effectively the zombie drones of mutants, one-in-a-billion type shit. the appearance of one can undo MONTHS of military progress and leave cities in ruin.
the sheer unrestrained nature of them as well as their outward appearance makes people believe that the solver specifically and purposefully made them into weapons of mass destruction, earning them the nickname “The Chosen.”
of course, it’s more complicated than that. the one time the solver ACTUALLY tried to intentionally make a Chosen, it didn’t end well (Snabby.)
No.311141
Anonymous
Replies:>>311156
Image:176569813860.png(74kB, 480x248)Japanese Cyborg vs big fucking bug.png
>>311140
It's almost as if you're trying to call out my inner shounentard.
No.311142
Anonymous
>>311137
>next day
>while pidge is pretending to be asleep V molests her
No.311143
Anonymous
Image:176569845455.png(115kB, 1227x647)boil beam.png
>>311140
>you are NOT a super mutant
( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Forsooth! Im a Hero~(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
No.311144
Anonymous
>>311140
>"True" super mutants are mere flesh automotons capable of tremendous physical changes and acting as "relays" for solver influence completely without a will of their own
>This remains true even in the post-peace ending, where that will is Uzi's and entirely unconcious on account of her desire to not interact with any solver fleshies
>As a result their highly literalistic brains are now forced to think as independently as the golem's are able to try and carry out Uzi's
No.311145
Anonymous
Image:176569886747.gif(1.12MB, 356x200)174068317432.gif
>>311142
>tags: se hace la dormida
Classic.
>>311144
And that translates to?...
No.311146
Anonymous
>>311142
*V murders her for no reason
No.311147
Anonymous
Image:176569906311.jpg(40kB, 239x283)1679201929386489.jpg
Why would anyone post about mutants when they could be posting about drones instead?
No.311148
Anonymous
>>311144
FUCK my ass phoneposting sucks

>childhood dreams and fantasies
>cue supermutants starting a band, attempting to attend high school, and growing ridiculously stiltlike legs and pointy hats to be "tall ghost witches"
>you have never known fear until you see a super mutant running at over one hundred miles per hour after your diplomatic convoy screaming into your mind about how he wants to have fuck with you
>the union government eventually manages to bargain for their "recall" order, in exchange for not publicising just how many morphed into clones of her original body (and what they started doing afterwards)
>in the end, she told them to sit in a box at the old labs where they to this day remain
>waiting
No.311149
Anonymous
>>311147
Cause it fun to imagine how drones and humans could come up with scenarios to turn them down.
>>311143
This hoehoehoe needs some rebalancing, make her weak to water or some shit.
No.311150
Anonymous
>>311147
Because they want to talk about humans instead of drones for some reason
No.311151
Anonymous
Replies:>>311154
>>311147
i'm trying to provoke someone into making a Cool Mutantslayer Drone OC. gotta meet me halfway here man.
No.311152
Anonymous
Image:176569986142.png(315kB, 2298x2397)Emily's new glasses.png
>>310908
>>310925
uhhhhhhh....... It's paperemilyanon's fault, probably.
No.311153
Anonymous
>>311147
I just wanted to write some Empress Uzi funnies
No.311154
Anonymous
Replies:>>311187
Image:176569994344.jpg(98kB, 1080x1053)human.jpg
>>311151
I thought sentinel drones covered that niche already.
I'm pushing for cool humans cause that's what I'm here for.
No.311155
Anonymous
Image:176569997250.jpg(47kB, 850x550)sample-dc1a24ac93222f9d64e1e792da89934e.jpg
>>311147
Cause mutants are fun in their own ways
No.311156
Anonymous
>>311141
Do it, FAGGOT. You've already revealed yourself.
No.311157
Anonymous
>>311147
Maybe I want a little Redfield Drone to blast Solver Wesker with a rocket launcher.
No.311158
Anonymous
>>311157
>A lone grunt fan cries into the night
>His call will not be answered
No.311159
Anonymous
Replies:>>311179
>>311157
That Smith wannabe dodges bullets like niggas dodge child support and stops rockets with his bare hands, he has better odds at taking him out with a boulder.
No.311160
Anonymous
>>311147
clang plank clang plank clang plank clang plank clang plank clang plank clang plank
No.311162
Anonymous
Image:176570147905.png(135kB, 676x608)175495801013.png
I really want Pidge to be happy
No.311163
Anonymous
>>311162
>This is cannonically not possible in the long term
No.311164
Anonymous
Replies:>>311191
Image:176570185371.png(107kB, 1350x806)rwat.png
>>311162
wat
No.311165
Anonymous
Image:176570192890.png(9kB, 414x503)sobs.png
>>311162
she should be bullied until she cries
No.311166
Anonymous
>>311162
Wait a second
Put a baseball cap on that chicken
No.311167
Anonymous
>>310965
Cutie.
No.311168
Anonymous
No.311169
Anonymous
No.311170
Anonymous
Replies:>>311205
>>311014
It still doesn't compare to Valentine's ass.
No.311171
Anonymous
No.311172
Anonymous
>>311041
Fucking kek.
No.311173
Anonymous
>>311059
Thank you.
No.311174
Anonymous
>>311074
Kek, it's cool.
No.311175
Anonymous
>>311088
Holy awesome and SEX!
No.311176
Anonymous
No.311177
Anonymous
>>311110
Holy kek.
No.311178
Anonymous
>>311121
I know where she wants to put the pen.
No.311179
Anonymous
>>311159
If you shoot the rocket when he's stopping it with his hands, it explodes and fucks him up big-time, though.
No.311180
Anonymous
>>311134
She is cute and hot.
No.311181
Anonymous
Image:176570398109.jpg(344kB, 2048x2048)G8B0LFPasAAs_3a.jpg
No.311182
Anonymous
>>311137
Jesus fucking Christ, Pidge, just spank that ass, she wants it!
No.311183
Anonymous
>>311181
>Offsite
https://x.com/i/status/1999725978323681500
No.311184
Anonymous
>>311143
Hmm, damn, she really could be called a "super mutant."
No.311185
Anonymous
Replies:>>311186
When will Tamerie get the love and justice she deserves
No.311186
Anonymous
>>311185
Not in this life or the next.
No.311187
Anonymous
>>311154
We have Buddy and the rest of the VSOTF members.

Damn, I need to find that cool green with λ. Anon, have you read it?
No.311188
Anonymous
There is a significant lack of good Solver War content recently.
No.311189
Anonymous
Replies:>>311192
>>311188
Because any Solver War content causes half a thread of whining and people are tired of getting derailed
No.311190
Anonymous
Image:176570457582.jpg(145kB, 1100x726)into the trash you go.jpg
>>311188
Solver War was never good.
No.311191
Anonymous
>>311164
Wifes.
No.311192
Anonymous
>>311189
Nah, I'm basically just having a creative crisis. It's all because of IRL stuff, so it's okay, I just need to wait it out.
No.311193
Anonymous
New Solara greentext coming soon.
No.311194
Anonymous
>>311190
I just wanna see scenarios like your picrel where we get a chance to strike back and btfo some of RoboSatan's spawn, is that too much to ask? :(
No.311195
Anonymous
>>311194
But we did? Did everyone forget about the Heavies? Phoenix made art of them
No.311196
Anonymous
Replies:>>311203
>>311194
I'll find that green for you, anon, please, wait.
No.311197
Anonymous
>>311194
The people desire buddyslop
No.311198
Anonymous
Image:176570620970.png(44kB, 250x319)DmquXp8V4AE66FG.png
I like drones.
No.311199
Anonymous
>>311198
WHAT THE F DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AROUND HERE!!!!
No.311201
Anonymous
Replies:>>311202
>>311181

Is that supposed to be nanite acid in her legs?
No.311202
Anonymous
Image:176570658643.jpg(590kB, 3152x1772)81242372007-90-1971438.jpeg
>>311198
You summoned mutant train.
>>311200
>>311201
https://x.com/i/status/1999725978323681500
No.311203
Anonymous
Image:176570697975.png(110kB, 1012x804)You ain’t gonna jump no more….png
>>311194
>>311196 (me)
Here. It was after that green that I said, "Damn, Buddy is a seriously cool bustard."
No.311204
Anonymous
>>311190
If you say so.
No.311205
Anonymous
Image:176570758126.png(133kB, 967x790)e2cfa7d332887dc4f0db9a95bc2b04cd.png
>>311170
No.311206
Anonymous
>>311205
Proletarian slap.
No.311207
Anonymous
Image:176570815017.gif(324kB, 220x164)slammed-slam.gif
>>311205
No.311208
Anonymous
Replies:>>311209
>>311205
Okay, but how do they compare as mutants
No.311209
Anonymous
Replies:>>311210
Image:176570849319.png(395kB, 1000x886)404905308d03b86594dfe317f11a3ec0.png
>>311208
No.311210
Anonymous
>>311209
Imagine what it's like to hug that butt.
No.311211
Anonymous
Image:176570874822.png(1.83MB, 1080x1440)LN.png
No.311212
Anonymous
>>311211
THAT SHOULD BE ME!
No.311213
Anonymous
Replies:>>311214
Image:176570931377.jpg(42kB, 640x568)175107961307.jpg
Man.... I really need to think how not to fumble chuuni Uzi...oh I think I need to watch some of those writing advice videos
No.311214
Anonymous
Replies:>>311215
Image:176570960816.png(679kB, 1950x2019)Strawberry_silly_face_commission.png
>>311213
Honestly, most of my writing skills came from me doing journalism stuff and just writing a ton of fics over time.
No.311215
Anonymous
>>311214
100% of my writing experience comes from GMing for TRPG sessions (That's why I use the first person perspective with a narrator, ths is the only way I know)
No.311216
Anonymous
Replies:>>311222
very funny fun worldbuilding fact for my shit:
>Grunt drones were brought onto Sulfur-6 AFTER all pre-existing drones on the planet got brainwiped and put to sleep.
>This means that years later, when those drones began to mysteriously wake up, some of them saw the grunts as holders of great wisdom.
>”Warriors of the Old World,” they called them. Those who survived the cataclysm, tooth and nail.
>Of course it goes without saying that in actuality, they’re dumb as bricks.
>A lot of them are stragglers who happened to wander off from their squad years ago, or are too stupid to realize that they’re the sole survivor of whatever mission they still believe to be a part of.
>Most of them have only survived by a combination of sheer luck and the fact that them wandering off on their own ironically increased their chances of survival, as grunt drones have no concept of “friendly fire” when it comes to other grunt drones. Expendable little gremlins.
No.311217
Anonymous
Replies:>>311218
Image:176571643926.jpg(308kB, 1079x834)Humiliation.jpg
No.311218
Anonymous
>>311217
I have to fix her with my dick.
No.311219
Anonymous
Image:176571689828.png(2.92MB, 5947x2508)colt_and_akita_fucking_crazy.png
>>311102
>>311111
he is currently dealing with some personal problems
No.311220
Anonymous
Image:176571760330.png(10kB, 334x177)1519931006561.png
>>311211
No.311221
Anonymous
Image:176572081077.jpg(59kB, 650x910)GPBAmOVWUAAjXaC.jpg
> oh no my wife is depressed
> oh no my daughter is depressed too
No.311222
Anonymous
>>311216
>grunt drones have no concept of “friendly fire” when it comes to other grunt drones.
GDs aren't bright, but they're not retarded. and more importantly, they care a lot about their comrades, human or drone, so they're not gonna go around killing their own willy nilly
No.311223
Anonymous
HOLY SHIT GUYS
>Solver Symbol is a 3-pointed star (3d cartesian coordinates)
>DD squads consist of 3 drones
>3^3 is 27
>27
>26 + 1
>26 letters in the alphabet
>+ 1
>26 alphabetically labeled mansion drones
>plus Cyn
No.311224
Anonymous
>>311223
Aren't you suppose to be retired Matpat?
No.311225
Anonymous
>>311223
The Jews will answer for this.
No.311226
Anonymous
>>311188
Because nobody wants it
No.311227
Anonymous
>>311226
nta
I wants it
No.311228
Anonymous
>>311194
it's just not murder drones, RoboSatan's spawn are the DDs. What you want is WH40K or Helldivers.
No.311229
Anonymous
Replies:>>311232
>>311227
I don't wants you
No.311230
Anonymous
>>311226
NTA. I want it, and I even create it myself.
No.311231
Anonymous
Replies:>>311244
Image:176572378869.png(4.65MB, 4327x3395)dhwdr45-30d94885-4463-4df9-aa04-a7d8d9924ab4.png
Murder drones x SCP Foundation.
No.311232
Anonymous
Replies:>>311245
Image:176572379321.png(11kB, 764x897)1girl_from_behind_long_hair_nonweb_source_original_character_pink_hair_solo_springlockanon_strychnine_suit_3114.png
>>311229
>>311227
She wants you both, no you can do it the easy way or the fun way
No.311233
Anonymous
Pidge.
No.311234
Anonymous
Image:176572620544.png(148kB, 850x959)88adfdc39e39789ee1e07406afeda4dc.png
>>311233
Pidge!
No.311235
Anonymous
>>311233
Goes in the hydraulic press.
No.311236
Anonymous
Image:176572663810.jpg(622kB, 1080x1838)Screenshot_2025-09-13-15-44-58-864_com.miui.gallery-edit.jpg
>>311234
>Choker being put to use
Good
No.311237
Anonymous
Image:176572663906.jpg(247kB, 791x1348)20251214163633.jpg
>>311233
No.311238
Anonymous
>>308847
>Be Emily
>You are sneaking out outside again with Uzi and Zen
>It’s been a few weeks since you last did that
>Even Uzi wanted a break after the last time…
>The risk was worth it
>Uzi did some more work on the murder drone body you stole
>It’s kinda weird to look at your headless body
>Is it… your body?
>You’ve got this one, taller, stronger, faster
>All three of you use a sealed door to access the roof of your hideout
“Alright Emily how about more tests? Here drink this”
>Uzi hands you a bottle of some black liquid
>”What’s this?”
“Oil, I found some more in the warehouse, now bottoms up”
>You open the bottle
>You look inside
>It… shines…
>You can feel the vapour rising from the fluid
>It smells nice…
>Smells?
>You never smelt anything before…
>You try to not think about the implications of drinking what’s basically blood
>You put the container up to your mouth and drink
>The taste is something you never felt before
>It’s sweet, intoxicating…
>You can feel your mind go blank while it slushes down your throat and into… whatever you have below it now
>You try to squeeze your tongue into the bottle to lap up the remaining fluid once the bottle is empty
>Ugh! Pointless!
>You need to get more…
“Emily!? Ready for those tests?”
>“Yes Uzi!”
>You discard the bottle
“Let’s start with the weapon I whipped up for you”
>You swap your right hand
>You inspect the piece of machinery coming out of your wrist
>”What exactly is this “weapon” Uzi?”
“It’s a nail gun! It was the only thing I could get in the bunker, dad always has the keys to his gun safe on him and there’s no way I could sneak into the armoury, but at least ammo should be easy to find”
>You inspect the nail gun more closely
>Uzi and Zen begin making mounds out of snow
>”We’re making snowmen?”
“No! These are targets!”
>They walk away from the piles they formed
“Try hitting a few of them”
>It takes you a while to get the thing to shoot but you manage
>You accuracy is nothing to write home about
>Your shots either go wide or fall short of their target
>Something appears in the corner of your screen
>[Weapon calibration 18/500]
>You shoot a few more times but you suddenly hear a
>*CLING*
>And the weapon stops firing
>”Is it jammed?”
“No probably just out of ammo”
>Uzi comes over and explains to you how to reload it
>She hands you three spare magazines
>You load one in but you’re stumped what to do with the other two
>You can’t hide them anywhere
>You don’t have any pockets!
>Actually you don’t have any clothes!
>You should try to find some your new size
>Walking around naked feels weird
>And you don’t want to stretch your normal clothes
>You turn your gun back into your hand
>You accidentally turn your other hand as well
>The magazines you were holding fall into the empty space in your arm
>In panic you switch that hand again, it comes out holding one of the magazines
>You do that again
>The magazine is stored back in the arm
>Well, that sorts that problem out
“Cool!”
>Uzi and Zen fawn over your accidental discovery for a while
“Right lets move onto the next test, try unfurling your wings again”
>You do just that
“Try moving them, I switched them to assisted mode”
>You think about flying
>To your surprise something happens
>You feel your knees bend and the wings on your back move upwards
>In one moment you’re looking at Uzi and Zen
>In the next you see the vast landscape of ruined buildings surrounding you
>You look down
>The ground is quickly shrinking under your feet
>You’re flying!
>This is so cool!
>…
>You’re quite high up
>Oh, looking down makes you a bit dizzy
>You think you’re afraid of heights!
>How do you land!?
>You try to direct your flight
>You end up moving downwards in an arc
>The ground is now rapidly getting closer and closer to you
>You panic and try to slow your descent but it’s no use
>You’re going to hit the ground soon
>You cover your head with your arms and…
>*THUMP*
>You fall clumsily into a pile of snow
>It takes you a wile to get back on your feet… pegs
>You start checking your body for damage
>You seem fine
>That’s good
>But you lost your glasses during the landing
>Can’t exactly see that well without them
>You search around the crater you made
>Oh here they are!
>Also undamaged, lucky you
>Hey you think you hear somebody
“Ye sure ye don’t want any help wi thon crate ‘non?”
“No D, I’m fine”
>You peak your head out of the crater
>You don’t see anyone
>Weird… no wait
>You see two blobs in the distance
>You try to focus on them
>Suddenly your vision begins to zoom in
>Wow!
No.311239
Anonymous
>>311238
>You see a technician talking with a murder drone
>They are talking
>The drone is wearing shorts a short shirt and a beanie
>Her hair is messy
>The human
>Wears a similar suit to the one you saw before
>But this one is different…
>Bigger…
>Hey there is a name tag on their chest
“Aron Y. Mous, Certified Technician”
>Aron
>That’s a man’s name…
>That’s a he!
>He has some sort of crate in his hands
>It’s big and heavy by the looks of it
>Oh what are they talking about…
>You see some sort of program appear on your screen
>“Sound snoop”
>You hear the same two voices again
“D really I’m alright I can carry this myself”
“Come on, A have tae pay ye back for changin oot the parts A blow up constantly some hou, an ye keep lockin the door tae yer room at nicht”
>You hear ringing and the man puts the crate down and takes out something out of his pockets
>Some sort of communicator?
“Wait a second the boss is calling me”
>He puts the communicator up to his helmet
“Yes she’s here…”
“No, she doesn’t have anything to do”
“Sure, sure I tell her to get on that immediately”
>He hides the communicator and turns to the drone
“Alright D, the boss said she needs you for something, go and meet her, she send you the coordinates”
>The drone salutes
“Alricht ‘non, stay safe an A think the boss lady send oot ane o hers tae check on ye”
>She points in your direction
>What?
>Your vision unzooms
>You notice you’re no longer in the crater
>You must have moved unconsciously towards them
>You can see them both rather well without zoom
>The murder drone flies off leaving you alone with the human
>You look at him
>You can feel fear grasping your core
>He waves to you
“Hello? Do you need anything?”
>You take a few steps towards him
“Oh J it’s you! Is it time for a performance review again?”
>For some reason there is anguish in his voice
“I love what you did with your hair by the way, and the new eye colour suits you”
>Those compliments feel forced…
>But still
>A human has just praised you…
>A real one…
>Oh this feels even better than you imagined
>You have to stop yourself from running towards him
>You are now at arms distance away from him
“Uhhh, J where are your clothes?”
>You snap out of your haze
>”I uhhh…. Lost them?”
>He doesn’t respond at first
>When he does he sounds very, very confused
“Alright… then… Nice new voice modulator by the way”
>He just said he likes your voice!
>Oh if you could just….
>You begin to drool
>He notices
>You quickly wipe the saliva of your mouth and give him a nervous smile
“Running low on oil? I have a spare ration if you want it”
>He takes out a translucent foil pouch with the black fluid inside
>You take it from his hand and sink your teeth into it
>You suck away until the container is empty
>You feel satisfied
>”Thank you~!”
“I’m glad to have helped… there was a straw…”
>He looks around nervously
“Uhm… So if that’s all I’m just going to carry this supply crate back to my lander and...”
>You pick up the crate before he can
>”I’ll help!”
>He looks at you without talking for a long while before responding
>His voice is weak, almost whisper like
“Ok….”
>You follow him
>Oh once you reach wherever he wants to go to he’ll praise you for helping for sure!
>Maybe he will even pat your head?
>M-maybe… he could even c-clean your chassis… like the pictures in that book!
>Oh, yes, yes, yes, YES!
>This is what you wanted oh you will need to thank Uzi for what she has done for you…
>Uzi and Zen!
>You forgot!
>You got carried away thinking about this hunk!
>Oh you need to get back to them!
>Uhh... think Emily
>You’ve got it!
>You grab the crate with one arm
>You walk over to the human and wrap your other hand around his torso and grab him as hard as you can
“Hey! What are you…”
>The next second you both are in air
>He screams for a bit before becoming completely quiet
>This whole flying thing goes better the second time around
>You are able to glide in the air and look around
>You find the building Uzi picked as your hideout
>You attempt to land, stumbling a bit at the end but al in all it went ok
>You walk up to the reinforced roof access door and knock on it
“Who goes there!”
>“Uhhh… I don’t know?”
“Then I don’t know if I’ll let you in”
>”No wait… I don’t remember?”
“That is not the coven greeting”
>”Let me try again… I don’t say?”
>The door swing open violently
>Uzi is right behind them and begins to yell at you
“I can’t say! I can’t say! Emily the coven greeting is I can’t say! We’ve been over this!”
>”Sorry!”
>Zen walks past Uzi
“Emily! We were so worried about you! We thought you got lost after you flew away!”
>Uzi puffs up
“Yeah, and that… I’m glad you’re back Emily”
>She tries to act indifferent but you know she means it
No.311240
Anonymous
>>311239
>Uzi and Zen notice what you’re holding
“Emily is that a….”
“Holy hell! Emily killed a human!”
>Killed?
>No no no no
>You look at the body
>His torso is moving
>And you think he’s starting to move his head
“Oh… I think I’m going to puke…”
>You breath a sigh of relief
>Oh, thank robo god he’s alive!
>Zen is speechless
>Uzi is jubilant
“Holy hell! Emily captured a human! Quick lets get him inside”
>You run down the stairs and into the warehouse
>You place the human in a chair
>Uzi begins to fondle him and tie him to the chair
>You feel a bit jealous
>Uzi turns to you and throws something at you
“Emily! That is a tracker! Get it as far away from here as you can!”
>A tracker…
>That drone with the horrible accent could find him…
>And try to take him away from you
>You run back to the roof
>You fly into the air
>Once you reach the height you feel appropriate you hurl the tracker as far as you can
>That should do it
>Right now to get back to your man
>Uzi has finished tying him to the chair
>Zen is hanging back
>She got better over the last few weeks
>Her episodes happen less often and she’s a bit less afraid
>You helped her burry her manager and build a shrine to his memory
>That helped her a lot
>The man begins to come to
“Ugh… what happened?”
>Uzi takes off his helmet
>Oh man… he’s so handsome!
>He has all the facial features you wanted!
>He even has everything you didn’t know you wanted!
>And that’s a lot!
>Oh you could just drown in those eyes
“Uhhh Emily? Why are you licking his face?”
>”Eeeep!”
>Oh you zoned out again
>But he tasted so good
>Your captive frantically looks around
>He struggles against his restraints
“Who are you!? Where am I?”
>Uzi gets in his face
“Well human... You are in the haunt of our coven! Our sister has hunted you down and brought you here to be lamb for our slaughter!”
>Uzi begins to laugh maniacally
>You wave to him from behind her
“Y-you’re going to kill me?”
>Uzi pauses and looks at him
>She reads his name tag
“Well Anon, we’re going to use you as we see fit in our rituals! If it means spilling your vitae then so be it! And to think you were the one who's been trolling me on online forums all the time! Ha time for payback”
“Ughhh… Uzi I think that is an r not an n”
“Oh please Zen, that is surely just a false name this fleshie chose to conceal his true nature, not the most creative of your masters acolytes are you?”
>Anon looks at Uzi confused
“You got a few screws loose huh?”
>Uzi slaps him
“Don’t mouth back to me, skinny!”
>You slowly pull Uzi away and begin to caress Anon’s cheek
>”Um, Uzi… maybe we could try a… gentler approach?”
“Gentler? Like what?”
>”Let’s maybe... make some demands first and see if he co-operates?”
>Uzi thinks about your proposition while you being to hug Anon and caress his hair
>You begin to coil your tail around his body, you can feel him squirm…
>Uzi gets and idea
“Alright! Humie! You’re going to spill the beans on all the secret knowledge you have… or Emily is going to break your legs”
>You didn’t really listen to what Uzi was saying
>You’re to focused on your man
>Oh he is yours!
>Well and your friends…
>You couldn’t have gotten him without their help
>So it’s only fair that you share
>But you will be his favourite!
>You sit on his lap and give him a wide smile
>Anon looks at you with fear in his eyes
“I-i’ll do anything you want just don’t hurt me”
>Wow!
>You’ve only known him for an hour and fifty minutes and he’s already telling you stuff like that!
>Oh this is all you ever wanted!
>Uzi grins
>She takes out her book and shows it to Anon
“Where are the spells?”
>Anon is extremely baffled
“Spells?”
“Yes spells! You know, fireball, prismatic orb, magic missile!”
“You think I can do that sort of thing?”
“No, you obviously can’t do any of that! You’re some low ranking lackey, but I’m sure your master tempted you with that stuff don’t play dumb”
“I’m just a technician, and that’s not a spell book, it only explains how to repair drones”
>Uzi looks at him with a deadpan expression
“Emily, this is not working out kill him”
“NO PLEASE WAIT, I’M TELLING THE TRUTH! I’M JUST A TECHNICIAN DOING MY JOB PLEASE”
“Your job is our genocide! Now you pay for your crimes!”
>”Uhh… Uzi maybe we could keep him?”
“Why? He’s useless”
>”I dunno, he probably knows a lot about the stuff from your book”
>Anon jumps at the opportunity to save himself
“Yes! I’m a… decent technician, I passed all my performance reviews!”
>Uzi considers the offer
“Well… I guess we could use some help with the rituals… give me a second”
>Anon sighs in relief
>You do as well
>You wouldn’t want to kill your boyfriend
>Uzi takes out a piece of paper and a pen from her backpack and begins writing something
No.311241
Anonymous
>>311240
>You look Anon in the eyes
>Oh he has such a lovely eye colour
>You could just get lost in them
>Oh and the pupils shrinked!
>Probably from how excited he is!
>He must like you, he’s kept eye contact for so long!
>And he didn’t even blink once…
>Uzi stops writing
“Alright human…”
>She walks up to you and Anon and shows him the piece of paper
“Denounce your master and pledge allegiance to us”
>Anon looks confused
“Um… ok?”
“That’s not enough, we will make a blood pact, Emily free one of his hands”
>You cut his right hand loose
>You and Anon look at Uzi questioningly
“Right we need something to cut his hand”
>Anon is afraid again
>You protest but Uzi doesn’t relent
>Eventually she brings a box cutter knife and slices across Anons hand
>He groans in pain
>Uzi hold up the piece of paper up to his hand
>The blood soaks the paper for a while and then she pulls it away
“The pact is sealed! Your soul belongs to whoever holds the contract!”
>Anon looks at Uzi, even more confused than before
>You look at the wound on his hand
>It’s shallow
>It should close soon
>But the blood is pooling on it
>You take his hand into yours
>You begin to lick the wound
>His blood
>It tastes even better than oil
>It’s so warm…
>You lick a few more times
>The wound stops bleeding
>You realise what you just did
>You look around the room
>Zen is covering her mouth and you can see a blush on her screen
>Anon looks at you stone faced but his eyes betray the terror he feels
>Uzi looks absolutely overjoyed
“Wow Emily! Pretty hardcore!”
>She hands you the piece of paper
“Here, you should be his mistress, it was your idea after all”
>Mistress…
>Zen finally decides to enter the conversation
“Um, guys… you know that humans need food and water to live right? And… other stuff”
>Uzi groans
“Right I forgot fleshies keel over dead the second you poke a hole in them, maybe we cold raise his corpse?”
>”Wait, that crate that I brought with him, he said there were supplies inside”
>Uzi and Zen bring the crate over and open it
>Inside are sealed plastic bags labelled “food ration”, bottles of water and other things that look like they could be useful for humans
“This should keep him alive for a while, but we should probably make some sort of pen for him or something”
>Zen thinks about something for a while
“T-there should mattresses and duvets around the warehouse”
>Uzi and Zen prepare a cell for Anon while you keep cuddling
>You love the way he breathes
>You watch his chest raise and fall with fascination
>You hold his one free hand
>You intertwine your fingers with his
>You can feel yourself blush
>Anon doesn’t talk much
>He sometimes lets out a whimper
>Oh he is as overwhelmed with emotion as you!
>Uzi and Zen have finished their work
“Alright, we prepared a room where we can lock him, the blankets and that suit he’s wearing should keep him from freezing for now, I’ll think of some way to heat this place later”
>You stand up to escort Anon to his room but something catches your optics
>A crate of microfibre cloth… and something labelled “Drone polish”
>Your mind jumps back to the pictures you’ve seen in the book
>”Hey Uzi… maybe we could do one of the rituals from your book right now?”
>Uzi is a bit surprised
“Sure, you have something in mind?”
>You take the book from her and flip to the chapter labelled “Chassis Cleaning”
>You show it to Uzi
>She looks confused at first then giggles
“Good thinking Emily! This should teach him right quick who’s boss”
>She goes to get the crates with what you’ll need
“Alright humie! You’re going to make us shine”
>She throws the cleaning supplies at Anon
>You remove most of his restraints, keeping only a piece of rope Uzi has tied around his neck
>He stands confused for a while
“….Uhh… Who first?”
>Your and Zen’s hands shoot up
>You decide to let her go first
>She undresses and lays down on one of the crates
>Anon applies the polishing oil to the cloth and begins rubbing it on Zen’s chassis
>You watch on as he polishes her
>From the way she purrs as he works, it’s very pleasurable
>You struggle to contain yourself, you drool and go wide eyed
>You can’t take it any more and begin to hug Anon from behind as he continues to polish Zen
>Once Anon finishes you take Zen’s place on the crate as soon as she stands up
>Anon takes a step back and wipes the sweat of his brow
>You absent mindedly grab the rope around his neck and pull him towards you
>”Oh! Sorry! I’m… a bit inpatient”
>He dunks the cloth in the can of polishing oil
>You shudder as it touches you
>It’s pure ecstasy
>You can feel the heat of his hand through the cloth
>And the way he smears the polish on your body
>His moves are gentle but firm
No.311242
Anonymous
>>311241
>Your processor screams with pleasure with each stroke of his hand
>He started with your legs
>You try to contain yourself as he moves up
>Oh… this is… GREAT!
>Anon moves from your legs to your bottomplate
>The pleasure becomes overwhelming
>You let out a few moans at first
>You collect yourself enough to bite your lip
>You continue to moan but you do your best to muffle them
>You begin to feel light headed
>Anon grabs one of your arms and begins to rub it
>You feel yourself sink
>You vision becomes blurry despite your glasses
>Thinking gets harder and harder
>You’re no longer able to mask how much you’re enjoying this
>You moan and groan, your breathing becomes fast and shallow
>Anon switches to your other arm
>The pleasure grows
>Finally your upper torso
>You can no longer feel your arms or legs
>You just barely make out Anon standing over you
>You feel something is getting closer
>You don’t know what…
>But you know you want it!
>A few more moves of Anon’s hand and…
>Oh this is it!
>You feel yourself become one with your pleasure
>The whole world around you shrinks
>There is no planet
>No City
>No warehouse
>Uzi and Zen become blurs in your peripheral vision
>There is only you and Anon
>And you love it
>Eventually he begins to fade as well
>Everything around you goes dark
>You still feel the pleasure
>But it… fades slowly
>Once it’s completely gone you wake up
>Your limbs are heavy
>You feel groggy
>It takes all your effort to sit up
>You hear… something
>There is this ringing in your audio receptors
>”What is this awful racket?”
>Your vision unblurs and you see Uzi yelling at Anon and threatening him with the box cutter
>The ringing is gone
“What did you do to her humie!?”
“Nothing! Nothing! Some drones just react like that!”
>Uzi notices you woke up
“Emily! Are you alright?”
>She runs up to you
>“Oh Anon did great! I never felt anything like that”
>The memory of the pleasure makes you feel warm on the inside
“Are you sure he didn’t cast some charm on you?”
>You assure Uzi that you still have your wits about you
“Alright… good, lets get the fleshbag to his cell”
>”You’re not going to take your turn?”
“Why would I let that skinny touch me?”
“Uzi, you’re missing out, it feels great!”
>You and Zen try and convince Uzi to get her chassis polished
“Alright you two that sounds suspiciously like you’re being mind controlled”
“We’re not!”
>”Yeah it’s us Uzi!”
>Uzi looks at Anon
>He looks at her with eyes that say “I didn’t do anything”
“Oh yeah? So then you wouldn’t mind if I do this!”
>Uzi hits Anon in the crotch
>He yelps and falls to his knees holding the place where Uzi hit him
>You and Zen look at them both, a bit confused as to what that was meant to accomplish
“Huh… so that’s why my manager wore that groin guard”
>Oh you think this is how humans experience pain
>Uzi looks surprised, almost as if she expected something more
“Uhh.. you guys really aren’t mind controlled… well I guess I can give it a try…”
>Anon continues to writhe on the floor while Uzi takes off her hoodie
>The numbness begins to fade and you slowly get up from the crate
>Uzi sits in the place you were in
>Anon has stopped holding his crotch and begun to to take slow deep breaths
>Uzi gets inpatient as Anon continues to recover
>She grabs the rope tied around his neck and yanks him towards her
“Hurry up humie! We don’t have all day!”
>Anon whines in pain and begins to polish Uzi
>Uzi makes a mixed expression once the cloth touches her chassis
>Anon’s moves are awkward and stuttery
>Still you can see Uzi is enjoying herself, but she’s trying to hide that fact
>The way she keeps pulling on Anon’s rope leash reveals that she wants more
>Anon starts with her upper torso
>Uzi keeps up the facade of indifference, pretending to stare daggers at anon
>But then he moves onto her bottomplate
>Uzi’s eyes widen
>Her frown fades and she lets out a moan
>Anon begins to rub her bottom plate, tracing circles on it
>Uzi tries her best to not make any more noise but occasional whimpers breach her mouth
>Uzi pulls on Anons leash, bringing him closer to her
>He has to awkwardly lean over her to continue
>The digital sweat on Uzi’s screen suggests that she’s near her limit
>She lets out a yelp, pulls on Anons leash one last time causing him to fall onto her and a loading icon appears on her screen
>Anon attempts to get up but Uzi’s hand is stuck holding the rope
>Uzi awakes, dazed, her breathing is fatigued and she needs a while to gather her surroundings
>Eventually she notices Anon laying on top of her
>She violently pushes him away
>You move in to catch him
“Get off me, fleshbag!”
No.311243
Anonymous
>>311242
>Uzi starts to get up
>She is as numb as you were
>She puffs up and crosses her arms
“It was nothing special! 6/10 at most!”
>Zen chuckles
>Uzi gets off the crate, her legs are shaky and she needs to support herself
>She tries to power through it and gets herself dressed
>Uzi shakes off the afterglow and grabs Anon by the leash again
“Enough of this! He’s going to his cell, I’ll think of practical uses for this slave when I get back home”
>She drags Anon to the room preprepared for him
>You cling to him from the side and Zen follows behind
>Once Anon is in his cell he looks uncomfortably at a bucket in the corner of the room and asks about… “utilities”
>To his relief this cell is connected to a bathroom and the plumbing still works
>You wave to Anon goodbye and Uzi shuts door
>She then locks the door with a key
“He shouldn’t be able to get out of here, I can tell this door is my dad’s work”
>Uzi turns to you
“Right, now to get you back to your old body”
>What?
>Again!?
>You like this body!
>And what about your polish?
“Sorry no way you’re going back to the bunker like this”
>Uzi’s right, your parents wouldn’t want to see you like this
>You relent and let Zen and Uzi place you back in your old body
>Uzi disconnects the car batteries powering the building and hides her in her backpack
>You hope Anon wont mind staying in the dark for a while
>You go into the tunnels
>When you’re around half way back to the bunker the tunnel begins to shake
>You all panic and brace for it to collapse
>But that doesn’t happen
>The shaking was brief and the tunnel looks like it has been reinforced since the last time you were here
>Zen begun clinging to you in fear
“W-what was that?”
“I dunno, but it felt like it came from the outpost… we should hurry”
>You proceed in haste
>You emerge into the corridors of the outpost
>There is some sort of commotion, people are running around in panic
>Thankfully they don’t pay any attention to you leaving the tunnels
>You blend in with the crowd and try to make your way to Zen’s home
>You bump into mister Doorman on the way
“Uzi!? What are you doing here? The tracker showed you were somewhere else a moment ago!”
>Uzi dodges the question
“Never mind that dad! What happened!?”
>He pauses for a moment
“There’s been a breach, it’s contained for now, we’re reinforcing the remaining door”
>A breach?
>You look at each other in terror
>If… those things get in…
>Mr Doorman tries to calm you down
“The situation is under control, you should all go home”
“B-but dad…”
“The situation is under control, GO HOME”
“Yes dad”
>Mr Doorman gestures something to a nearby WDF member and walks away
>You resume making your way to Zen’s place
>You pass many armed guards, they are all going to the main doors
>You enter Zen’s home and begin helping Uzi put her tracker back on
>As soon as you reattach her leg your parent’s call you
>They want you back home immediately
>You say goodbye to your friends and return home
>Mom hugs you the second you enter
“Emily oh you’re back! I was so worried!”
>“Where’s dad?”
“He went to help with reinforcing the main door”
>Your mother begins to cry
>You comfort her
>Once she stops you go to your room
>You call Uzi
“Hey, Emily, what’s up?”
>”How are you and Zen doing?”
“Not great… she had another one of her episodes, I’m taking her to my place”
>”That’s good, she shouldn’t be alone, especially right now”
“Yeah, listen we’ll talk later there is a lot of pe… hey watch it!”
>She hangs up
>You try to not think about what’s happening and relax a bit
>Writing takes your mind of things
>Especially now that you have first hand experience

And done, hope you liked it, and there will be an intermission sometime later... with a lot of Tessa
No.311244
Anonymous
>>311231
Badass
No.311245
Anonymous
>>311232

She left many of humanity's soldiers with PTSD.
No.311246
DD hive scum
HELP HELP TH' PINK 'N IS RAPIN' US ALL!
No.311247
Anonymous
y'know how Molly was a sweetheart that loved and cherished kids before she was turned into a monster that hunted them?
what if Strychnine was a completely innocent WD horrified by what she became?
No.311248
Anonymous
No.311249
Anonymous
>>311234
I love her
No.311250
Anonymous
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>>311247
No.311251
Anonymous
>>311250
The creature
No.311252
Anonymous
Replies:>>311253
>>311250
That plushY has seen some shit
No.311253
Anonymous
No.311254
Anonymous
>>311136
Fragility.
No.311255
Anonymous
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No.311256
Anonymous
>311254
If you say so.
No.311257
Anonymous
No.311258
Anonymous
Nyah
No.311259
Anonymous
Replies:>>311264
>>311238
>>311239
>>311240
>>311241
>>311242
>>311243
AMAZING! Thanks, anon!

One thing bothers me, though: why did Emily calmly watch HER man get beaten? The Uzi injured HER boyfriend, whom SHE, not that stupid purple bitch, found and brought, and this gremlin had the audacity to touch what belongs to HER?! What if that bitch damaged the Aron's seeds?! How will she then be able to get pregnant and fulfill her duty to God?!
No.311260
Anonymous
I miss Vicious.
I miss Bunny.
I miss Phoenix.
No.311261
Anonymous
>>311059
gonna screencap this >>311238 or are you forcing others to do it again?
No.311262
Anonymous
>>311260
I miss everything
No.311263
Anonymous
>>311255
Yeah....
No.311264
Anonymous
Replies:>>311265
>>311259
She doesn't fully understand what happened (first time she saw a human feel pain) and she was still thinking about the polishing
No.311265
Anonymous
Replies:>>311266
>>311264
Will realization come to her as usual at night, before going to bed?
No.311266
Anonymous
Replies:>>311267
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>>311265
No.311267
Anonymous
>>311266
She is smart, she will understand what sin Uzi committed and will show her that God can be angry.
No.311268
Anonymous
>>311260
Vicious is still active on the booru.
Bunny posted new art earlier in this thread.
Phoenix still posts in the Liam Vickers thread.
No.311269
Anonymous
>>311260
But your aim is getting better
No.311270
Anonymous
were is the crying about writefriend coming from?
No.311271
Anonymous
>>311270
Don't pay attention, it's just one schizo.
No.311272
Anonymous
Anons, what presents are (You) giving your most favorite drone for this Christmas?
No.311273
Anonymous
>>311272
A hug
Buying the drone made me loss most of my money, that's the best I can do
No.311274
Anonymous
Replies:>>311275
>>311272
What if I have several of them?
No.311275
Anonymous
Replies:>>311276
>>311274
Then you will have a big hole in your pocket
No.311276
Anonymous
>>311275
Like a true communist, I'll give them hugs, uppies and sex.
I'm too poor to buy so many gifts.
I hope I survive.
No.311277
Anonymous
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>>311272
Me Stop forgetting about them.
No.311278
Anonymous
Replies:>>311281
>>311270
all he has to do is explain why he's been such a bitch about doing things lately
No.311279
Anonymous
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>>311272
A little something for target practice
No.311280
Anonymous
>>311272
A new jacket.
And a limited edition glitterfest Mofu Moth Maiden plush that definitely won't be 'rejected' for being too girly but will absolutely see use as a cuddle buddy in the future
No.311281
Anonymous
>>311278
you are not entitled to anyones work and time, I don't see him having any obligation to work for the booru. you can do it yourself instead of complaining and demanding he excuses to some literal who whiner.
No.311282
Anonymous
Replies:>>311283
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>>311281
Oh no! This Anon is in danger of being cought by kittY!
No.311283
Anonymous
Replies:>>311284
>>311282
Will she bite me if i pet her?
No.311284
Anonymous
>>311283
If you act like a fish? Yes. If you don't fill her bowl beforehand? Also yes
No.311285
Anonymous
>>311281
I want a hug
No.311286
Anonymous
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>>311285
No.311287
Anonymous
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>>311285
You will have to pass the taste test first
No.311288
Anonymous
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>>311272
No.311289
Anonymous
No.311290
Anonymous
>>311288
Abby with the steel chair!
No.311291
Anonymous
>>311288
What did he do to deserve this
No.311292
Anonymous
Replies:>>311293
>>311291
Not enough Foderri on model porn
No.311293
Anonymous
>>311292
There isnt ANY foderri porn
this needs to be fixed, someone summon the drawfags
No.311294
Anonymous
>>311291
Suffering builds character.
No.311295
Anonymous
>>311243
more good green. we're eating good this winter
No.311296
Anonymous
Replies:>>311304
>>311281
wonder if blackhand would confirm that the writefag whiner and the doomfag are the same threadshitter
No.311297
Anonymous
>>311291
What he didn't do to not deserve this?
No.311298
Anonymous
>>311288
>Note: Jane isn't actually a ghost, she's just really pasty.
No.311299
Anonymous
>>311288
Are there any other OCs that would actively hate their creator quite like the Solver War trio?
No.311300
Anonymous
Replies:>>311301
>>311295
Don’t worry, Anon. I’ll make sure you’re well fed.
>>311299
My oc hates everyone.
No.311301
Anonymous
>>311300
Tell them that I hate them too and I want them to die.
No.311302
Anonymous
>>311295
Glad you liked it

>>311299
Not really hate but after S̶̢̠͖͓̙̝̩͍̐́̇ͅỹ̶̛͚̲̓̈͠n̴̞̭̮͍͔̪͖͂́͗̑͘̕͘t̶̡̡͇̰͇͍̺̞͎̗͚̭͖̔̊̋͗̌̈́̎̍͋̾̿͝â̸̢̡͙͔̣̱̯̥̭̂̄̔͆͆͜͠ͅx̸̭̤̄͋̍͂̈́̏̌̔̿͂͌ ̸͎̩͓͔̦̭͉͕͖̖̃̒̓̇͌̈́̊̉̚̚ͅÈ̸̡̯͇̳̦̮͍̼̯̇͋́̔̋̀̆͆̋̈́̚͝͝ŕ̷̢͉̹̝̬̾̌͋͗̈́̎̈́ȓ̷͉͚̥͔̤̲͒ô̵̙̣̰̇̍̚r̷̡͎̳̙̠̹̼̰͔͈͉̯͎̐ Zen would S̶̢̠͖͓̙̝̩͍̐́̇ͅỹ̶̛͚̲̓̈͠n̴̞̭̮͍͔̪͖͂́͗̑͘̕͘t̶̡̡͇̰͇͍̺̞͎̗͚̭͖̔̊̋͗̌̈́̎̍͋̾̿͝â̸̢̡͙͔̣̱̯̥̭̂̄̔͆͆͜͠ͅx̸̭̤̄͋̍͂̈́̏̌̔̿͂͌ ̸͎̩͓͔̦̭͉͕͖̖̃̒̓̇͌̈́̊̉̚̚ͅÈ̸̡̯͇̳̦̮͍̼̯̇͋́̔̋̀̆͆̋̈́̚͝͝ŕ̷̢͉̹̝̬̾̌͋͗̈́̎̈́ȓ̷͉͚̥͔̤̲͒ô̵̙̣̰̇̍̚r̷̡͎̳̙̠̹̼̰͔͈͉̯͎̐
No.311303
Anonymous
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>>311299
No.311304
Anonymous
Replies:>>311305
>>311296
Blackhand already said he wouldn't do that due to anonimity at the end of #306, definitely not if he is not going to ban him, there was a case where he had a list of posts that got reported for months about someone who harrassed switchanon and got banned over it a year ago. (>>24176)
It's pretty obvious though that this is insincere threadshitting so yes, probably the same infamous someone who loves this shit and boorudrama.
No.311305
Anonymous
>>311304
Nvm that was another guy
No.311306
Anonymous
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It's cold and the snow is falling, will you find the goodness in your heart to take this jobber home?
No.311307
Anonymous
No.311308
Anonymous
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>>311306
No.311310
Anonymous