Welcome. Welcome to /md/. You have chosen, or been chosen, to come to one of our finest remaining fanbase of Murder Drones centers. I thought so much of /md/ that I elected to become anon, in the Plus4chan so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactor BlackHand. I have been proud to call /md/ my imagebord. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to /md/. It's fun here.
Our Booru: https://dronebooru.co Our wheel of Drones: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Our wheel of no Drones: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf Our Booru wiki with Drones: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Our last thread: >>308566
Fun Chuuni Uzi AU facts to start the thread : ever since Tessa got the position J was trying to instill the values of a good CEO into her, to that effect she started awarding her good CEO points for working hard and increasing the share price, usually Tessa used them to have a beer or two on the job or some other small vice, but Tessa hasn't used her good CEO points in a while, J looks at the cork board filled with over 300 golden stars in fear of what Tessa will cash them in for. Hopefully she doesn't ask for a ripping royal stud that likes drones as much as her like that one time when she was younger
>>309484 Emily needs to get herself a human boyfriend, and it's not even a matter of desire, her processor is definitely already sparking with the thought that she finally CAN get one, she just needs to learn how to use her new body, and she will be invincible.
Damn, this man will literally become like Commander Lucas, with the only difference being that his rank will not be commander, but husband.
>>309495 >You try to give WD E a wEdgiE >You reach under her skirt! >She lets out a loud "Eeep!" >You search with your hands for her panties >E was going commando all this time >You ended up rubbing her bottomplate >She turns to you with an <3 on her screen
>>309501 All drone girls deserve cuddles, actually all drones deserve cuddles.... All drones deserve love, each human should have at least 5 permanent drone partners!
>>309504 Hmm, if drones don't age like humans and generally live much longer, doesn't that mean some people in the future Union might have a huge number of grandparents? Just imagine how many New Year's gifts that would be.
>Be JCJ corposlave >You actually kinda like your job >You have a plan to get promoted and girlboss your way to the top >Problem is there is that one guy in your team that slacks off >Really, not doing unpaid overtime so you can climb the ladder? What a jerk >You've been searching for a way to get him fired for weeks now >You notice he is absent from the daily team meeting You check the cameras you put around the office to spy... make sure your coworkers do thier best >AHA! Here you are! >He is in one of the closets... with a drone >Are they making out? >Ohohohhoho! >This is just what you need! >You send the recording to HR with a complaint about the fucker >Your complaint gets moved up to the CEO >This is even better than you thought! >You get a response directly from the CEO >"BASED" >What? >You get passed up for promotion >The drone fucker gets it instead
the entire southwestern region of the United States has been rendered off-limits following a catastrophic jcjenson(tm) singularity generator failure, causing a localized vacuum decay incident that has rendered the region completely uninhabitable for humans. so really, nothing has changed that much.
I have put forward a proposal to the parliament of my planet for a law banning drones from the planet. We must ban these abominations from coming near us, humans, after all the horror they committed in the solver war.
>>309522 >when they doll themselves up >Picture of a drone obviusly forced to get padding she doesn't like You're going to end up in a re-education camp and be pumped with nanites untill you understand the simple truth of the sexy flat chassis
>>309529 >you don't just unlearn to like tits and ass You're not trying hard enough, three months of nothing but bottomplates and flat chassis and now my mind doesn't react to flesh bumps
>>309544 first, take banana out off E, second, peeled it, third, insert into her mouth, fourth, get down on the ground in front of E, fifth, as E is eating it, eat out her, licking, in out, all around inside, six, after all is done, get up, take the magnificent drawing, place it on the fridge with a magnet, while E is still both pleasure at once, the taste of the banana, and having her womanhood eaten out, moving out of the way so E gets a clear view of the fridge
>>309558 >E, twitching out on the ground, >woman juices onto the ground >only managed to letting out a rough response >”they didn’t lie, human tongue hits different”
>>309562 >When you can't even say... my name J >Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? No I'm fine J >Go on call... my name It's J >I can't play this game, so I ask again >Will you say... my name? Your name is J! >Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? No I don't have dementia! >Or have I become invisible? I can see you
>>309568 Because they're cute! And despite all their strength and size, they're very kind to humans! Do you want to see for yourself what they can do to you with that kind of power?
>>309416 Uzi's mind palace would look like what Uzi would think a really cool nightclub would look like (she has never been inside a nightclub once in her entire life).
>>309578 Nta, I need to do a lot of mental gymnastics to somehow self insert into a situation where I'm fucking a drone with stuff like this But it's not impossible
>>309479 Not my type of stuff personally but whatever floats your boat is cool. Me personally I'm just into whatever Liam's into cause I think all his fetishes are based.
>>309606 I thought about it but I genuinely cannot imagine Alice adapting to peglegs or flight, pegs should have terrible traction which would suck especially for Alice since she very much relies on it (look at how angled her legs often are when close the the ground like when scurrying, with peg legs she would be like a deer on ice). Flight is completely useless in CFL and will just attract attention when inevitably crashing. The 5 head eyes of DDs would be hard to adapt to as well, but it should be possible since Alice canonically managed to succeed with her tail. Could look neat but has too many practical problems imo, like changing a pelvis? How would she survive that? It's too impractical and in the end largely not worth it, be a large glossy target, why do that when she already has teeth and tail
>>309614 Isn't her current build already as well adapted for her 'mission' as possible? The teeth and tail are completely unique for non solver WDs and the antlers have practical uses too (mounts/storage/lighting). One could do more ofc or make a more monstrous Alice but I believe she has no means to achieve that practically if she even wants it in the first place
>>309617 >>309619 I also have no idea what is going on but I 100% agree with the demon dude, fuck plants and nature and shit, we should cut down all forests and build drone factories there
>>309613 Why not replace all her limbs with DD ones then? Effectively the same result but infinitely better traction + strength + general covat capabilities (from claws alone, much less all the other capabilities such would have).
>Be you Anon. >A drone in your bed covered in fungus is coughing and puking red sweet substance and the air is filled with spores like particles. >You didn't care and went to your usual day. >Your turn to tv and saw another planet was taken down by the solver. >"Meh They'll be fine" you said. >As about you take a sip of your coffee. >You saw a cockroach crawling from your mug. >You decided to burn the house down. >Fuck it, why not the solver take the planet down as well? >>309625 There's more and No you can't.
>>309625 Rhea is pretty much all plant matter in her sacred nymph form, barring her screen and her core singularity (which itself has become fucky, probably inverted itself into a white hole spewing pure lifevine essence) There’s no turning back for her. Not that she really wants to, being a giant ent thing fucking rocks. It’s mostly the emotional turmoil required for her to undergo such a drastic metamorphosis that sucks.
>>309617 >Guy on left cannonically HAS to take orders from a smelly gremlin sitting in her NEET cave all day >As far as he knows, said neet just is the solver straiht up - he has to assume his divinely eldritch master has just discovered anime and screwed off to binge for the last decade while occasionally blaring nightcore over the mental connection
>>309646 berry growing a flower on top of her alongside masqy, that already has a flower on her head. I have been calling her strawberry for so long I forget her actual name.
>>309647 i mean rhea answers to an eldritch force that has only recently gained the ability to actually think and is basically constantly screaming in abject horror at the state of the universe and all the dead plant matter that was once a part of it. i'm not really sure if that's much better. less humiliating? probably.
>>309610 You can probably commission Pochincoff to make that for you. >>309649 Is that so. If Strawberry is still there, I will also call her Strawberry, but if there is only Solara, I'll just stick with that.
>>309648 She's not a plant drone but here you go. >>309652 There's more to it but to simplify for now and to not spoil an upcoming greentext: >Strawberry: Yellow eyes. >Solara/SC-8993: Pink eyes. >Parasite: No eyes/Black empty visor.
>>309653 Solara and the parasite are separate beings?, that would make it 3. or is this a son, father and holy spirit thingy? >>309654 He'll most likely make a new ip or continue one of his unfinished projects, Kirie my beloved >>299385
>>309663 If I may, how about you make them have a truce to achieve a common goal(your data) >>309662 >keep fucking my wife! >clapping(audience) sounds oh no?
It's December you are all missing out on the opportunity to draw and write Christmas stuff. If I could draw I would've done a Mini-Y picture of her fighting a giant rat
>>309678 (me) >V She probably uses severed heads as ornaments and for the star a mangled combination of limbs >J Her tree is covered in red and black tinsle as well as decorated purely with JCJenson ornaments, except for one, hidden in the back of the tree is a small kangaroo ornament >Uzi Purple lights only, tree is spray painted black >N Dogs. Need I say more?
/md/ is dead. All the anons want to do is horny post all day and not engage in anything substantial let alone bother to create unique or festive fictious scenarios to place the characters within. Even worse is the fact that the drawfags ar- >*Skeleton runs pasts* Holy shit wtf did you see that?
>>309705 Nah, just because you've done it multiple times nigger doesn't mean it's accepted. Thread would be infinitely better off slower and with all roleplayers permad.
>>309708 It's not one guy which may sound hard to believe, but I just did it recently. Other Anons do this shit especially the bueno roleplaying as Uzi stuff
>>309732 >"Good heavens! An Anon carnally desires Serial Designation N? What a strange and queer notion that has never been made before in the history of these threads ever! I must make this Anonymous user aware post-haste!"
>>309733 close, WD!V vore dose sound particular caring, doesn’t it? in her stomach, as she tells a interesting story about whatever she could bring up, helping the one inside to drift off to sleep
Here's a screencap for Chuuni Uzi 4, somebody tell me how to make pools/make other people's posts part of a pool cause otherwise these are going to get hard to read fast
>>309745 I just uploaded this one, but nobody has gone and capped the 3rd set of posts yet. First 2 were combined by writefriend when he was still capping things
>Fun Late Night Jolly Murder Drones OC Facts: Most Labor Bots are only aware of the passage of time in the factories whenever they see Christmas decorations on the conveyor belts
>Fun Late Night Jolly Murder Drones Canon Facts: To humans Santa Claus is this mythical friendly gift-giving figure, to Drones he's a pagan God that breaks into the most highly secured locations to bring forth his uncompromising judgment
>>209744 Alright, looks like writefriend didn't cap 2 (part 1 was just way longer than I remembered) and for some reason did cap 1.5 but failed to post it on the booru. I'm posting both here but I'm a new account so not entirely sure if the admins will let me upload. Still gonna try.
>>309750 Literally told to stop capping/cap better/cap differently by some absolute faggots of the non-affectionate variety. Come join us in the work if you aim to bring him back.
>>309764 It feels way too generous to say faggots, plural. I noticed that post bitching about the namefagging, I'd bet anything that's because the previous complaint is absent this thread.
>>309771 So this was legitimately a case of one guy? Fuck that writefag in particular then. Not sure why he gave up after on3 guy was a bitch though, maybe it was a combination of factors?
>>309772 For what it's worth, that guy seemed to persist through like 3 threads, and the dude from earlier was right when he said it was literally only the writefag who was capping: to the best of my knowledge the greentexts I've uploaded here have been literally the only ones since he left. I'd honestly bet he just hit his upload limit for the month and got tired of folks yelling at him for it.
>Murder Drones S2 but it takes place in an alternate timeline where The Solver mysteriously vanishes during the fight with Uzi Because our universe Uzi eating The Solver was a big dimensional wide affect
>>309782 when you run out of ideas for storytelling, there’s always the unoriginal time travel, alternate universe, multiverse to get it going again, murder drones is no different
>>309791 And kemono- I mean, mutants. Not drones though, humans. Humans are way better. And it shouldn't take place on Copper-9 either, it should be on, idk, New Earth, way the fuck away from Copper-9. And there should be tons of DDs there even though they were all sent to Copper-9.
>>309791 can’t, every MDfag wanted human to be dead, copper 9 the last planet left, uzi V, N and nori are kill worker drones for oil, so everything would have been for nothing, as was doll’s whole revenge, excellent storytelling liam, never cock ever again
>>309792 >After a lot of begging and haggling with SD-Q, Molly is able to perform a Christmas special on the airwaves >Unfortunately SD-Q has made it a requirement for Molly to shill out products on her program >As a result, J is brought on as a special guest to advertise a special JCJenson headset that allows the user to feel everything simulated in the virtual world >Little did Molly know that this would happen >>309793
>>309775 true >>309776 > I'd honestly bet he just hit his upload limit for the month except booru mods have no upload limit. besides he stopped uploading to the booru way before he stopped posting to the threads
>>309818 Cyn... Please ... You don't have god powers... Let's just take you to your room so you can cool off a bit, you're flashing temperature warnings
>>309822 >experiments on you for the betterment of ma- delivered a bone crushing blow to holly’s womb and pelvis at the same time, it’s the always the same thing, no matter what, just how a CEO is always the same, no matter what
>>309822 >Doctor, should I be awake for this? >Well no, but since you're up, mind holding your ribcage open? >There we go... Now we if we show your chest cavity to this drone.... And this is how Anon got his spleen licked
>>309832 She actually has put some thought into the idea, and is insecure about her own ability to be a good parent. She is well aware that her own childhood was abnormal and doesn't want to inflict that on another new human being. She has considered flash-cloning herself, with most of the problematic "glitches" in her genetic augmentations cleaned up, and all of the materials are set aside as a contingency but she never pulled the trigger on it.
>>309838 >Holly2 theoretically waiting to be created/awakened at some point in the future by happenstance/parties unknown interesting plothook depending on how far in the future that might happen and who might be the one(s) discovering/pressing go on the machine
Anon, remember if you act like a fish a cat drone or a fish drone will eat you! And my kittY is getting fat, she needs to go on a diet, don't make her die from heart dieses
>>309840 Let's say that Nepthys station is far from the only secret space station out there tumbling through the void. For people rich enough to own entire planets, space stations are a dime-a-dozen.
>>309875 Helping your drone cover their bald spot! Assuring them that you still love them even if they have less hair! Wondering why won they just change wigs if it bothers them this much
>>309883 absolutely fucking not, if you really think that’s even remotely a good idea, slit your throat, MD could never support itself, now all that’s left is merchandise that goes to nothing
>>309895 first with tongue all over, mouth included, then with clean them for real, clean their mouth with your tongue, just to check if your not getting forgetful, and haven’t forgotten the other time cleaning their mouth
>>308633 Rewritten cuz i didn't like the previous version: >The Firstborn (“Raspberry”) used to be just a parasitic slug born from Solver earlier expriment and leftover organic matter.
>Somehow escaped containment and began consuming any organic tissue it could find. It gained sapience after being ingested (and surviving) inside a dying guest. >Later it hide inside a stuffed toy belonging to Tessa that ended up on Copper-9. And after the solver defeat. She wokes up from her hibernation as a fully grown up solver sapien.
>She consumes organic tissue, the consumed DNA is broken down and partially assimilated into her physiology: >small eyes. >extra limbs. >wings. >You are what you eat.
>She can reshape her own flesh and that of biomass she has absorbed or even cut it off however she sees fit like clay. >This ability extends to also fusing her biomass with nearby matter either organic or not like merging with a drone. >Any Small fragments (a skin tissue, a drop of blood, etc...) can regenerate into a exact copy clones. >The are independent and indistinguishable from the original.
>She prefers to dissolve them with an acid before any unnecessary rebellion or existential crisis of she's the original hit. >Her form emits a subtle chemical that make others obsessive. This works best at close range and on emotionally vulnerable subjects. It's not an absolute mind control. And it can be resisted .
>The eyes she assimilates can become detached, animate as small flying creatures with wings (like bats), either spying or attack or just to boost her inflated ego. She can see what they see. >She secretes a powerful acid to dissolve clones or attackers.
>The first born is obsessed with her “beauty” as proof of the Solver sapiens superiority. >She genuinely believes she’s the pinnacle of evolution "the perfect lifeform", often monologuing about her perfection to her victims eyes or mirrors. This drives her to collect more "trophies" or "cosmetics". >"All eyes are on me."
>>309902 Preferably only one, but I'm well aware that I will quickly accumulate more against my (and my wife/wives) will as the drones simply move into my house and refuse to leave
>>309906 Tell that to the three workers that dug a tunnel under my house to get in, the DD that got in through the window, the Sentinel that just bashed the door in and the group of grunts that drove an APC through the wall
>Fun Late Night Jolly Murder Drones RPG Facts: Remember to ensure you have a good karma alignment or else you risk triggering the Santa Claws boss fight
>>309917 >Oogi marks Anon with her scent >Other Oogies think he is an Oogi because they use smell more than sight >Anon becomes the Alpha^2 "Oogi" >The hive leaves Enns and scrap for him as tribute
man i need to actually like. present some of the shit i come up with. I’m too fickle with having to make full-ass drawings to go with every idea I want to post. at this rate i’ll never truly show off all my autistic worldbuilding things for my continuity like the solver apparitions or uzi’s monastic coven or the swine-thing or the nidhogg supercomputers or the legions of demonic solver abominations crawling out of sulfur-6’s hellmouth or donovan, the fucker whom commands them or the managerial wyrms, whom create them or the flayed spectre of tessa (real /md/rpg save system) or. shit, i have too much shit to do.
>>309744 If you need to make a new pool just click on the Pools tab on the navigation menu that's in the top left corner of the booru and then click on New. There's a "Chuuni Uzi" pool now, if you or any other anon want to add new pics to the pool then you can open the relevant post, and on the left side of the screen under "Options" there's an "Add to pool" menu item, click on that and just type in Chuuni Uzi and it'll get added to the pool. Idk if you can add directly when uploading an image, haven't tested that yet.
>>309925 I create and develop stories for Solver War and Veteran AU every day, developing and expanding the universe if I see flaws and adding new ideas from anons, but I only manage to create short greens.
I think all anons have a similar problem: they want to tell a huge number of stories, but they don't have the skills and/or time to do, so don't worry too much, just go with the flow.
>>309941 >Filename Don't worry J will get her Jift. A stock portfolio with the stocks she hand picked, due to her insider knowledge they will go to the moon and save Anons finances at the cost of his fluids
>>309947 All the homoslop, horny-posting and the nonstop posting of unrelated garbage drive away so many anons. Instead of contributing anything meaningful or crafting unique contents, they just waste time recycling trash out of spite at those who actually care.
>>309955 yes, actually everybody here is gay and just faking interest in murder drones and vickers girls, we all decide to bait (You) specificaly just to have you start seething.
>>309956 Fuck this crap. I'll join my comrades in liberating humanity from the drones' oppression and develop a plan to destroy the Union. Expect me no sooner than five hours from now.
>>309957 >phoenix Already explained that he's stepping back because of IRL things >vicious Already explained that she's stepping back because of burnout
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Fucking male drones doesn't make you a faggot, anon, because drones aren't God's creations and they don't have a soul, so you're just becoming a robosexual.
>>309962 >>309963 Yes, he's just trying to start drama since he literally seems to have no real life and these threads are literally his last outlet so please IGNORE the baits, please.
>>309960 I don't care if you post it to spite me, anyone else or nobody, homoslop doesn't belong here, it is not part of Liam's works and the majority of us don't want to have to see your filth on our murder drones board. don't confuse most people's silence with acceptance, they stay quiet to keep your melties as short as possible and if they finaly become sick of you they leave like phoenix and vicious. >>309962 within a day immediately after gayporn was spammed.
>>309959 >309947 and 309950 were both copypasted to /co/ >timestamps show the crossposting wasn't even a minute apart hard for bait to get more obvious than that
>>309980 >Anon taking care and reading bed time stories to Masqy, Solara and Rhea. That's kind of wholesome.Especially after what happens to the two of them >>309985 Meh, it's whatever.
LORE: >While technically part of a JCJ(IS) conversion kit doled out to WD complements for colonisation of aquatic worlds or deep-sea exploration, this variant of the standard drone comes equipped with a number of goodies specifically for the harvesting of local sea-life catalogued for the Selenium and Strontium systems. >Most notably Crust nodules and Class A and B Mutated or Non-Mutated specimens. >Greasers, Cycloparks, Floaters and Crust particles are just some of the beasts lurking in the murky waters of planets like Seleni-3 or Strontium-2. Many are hunted for the unique resources they provide by expeditions as a means of survival or maintnenance in the day to day. Such as in the case of the [CURRENTLY MISSING] Artemis 83 group. DESIGN: >5'8 in height >Reinforced chassis along the limbs and major areas, with an inner and outer shell. The former having an extra tempered titanium layer inside to help deal with increasing pressure at lower depths. >Helmeted heads reminiscent of old Earth dry diving suits (but with that retrofuturistic touch. Helmet can be removed.), 'monoeye' LED visor underneath with screen glass rated for at least 850 metres in depth. (Eye colour traditionally green) >Extreme waterproofing and sealed internals to prevent water damage. >Feet slightly wider than usual to accommodate retractable side-fitted flippers (silicone). >Body typically covered in flexialloy plating, akin to a wetsuit in most cases. >Other mods may affect aesthetic appearance. EQUIPMENT: >Standard HUSO (High-Usage Sea Operations) limited-fabrication harpoon cannons utlising osmium-tipped spears and boasting 105 metres of tensile diamond macrofilament wire. Fires with enough force to pierce the hide of a Greaser. >Loaned JCJ(IS) 'Kestrel' thruster modules (back mounted) capable of propelling them at anywhere between 1-70 mph through the malaise or turbulence of active oceans. >Small fusion-torch attachment located in the index fingers for sealing and prying things on or off surfaces (limited to 'Skipper' or 'Navigator' variants.) TYPICAL OPERATIONS: >Usually these types of drones are deployed in groups of four when the call for culling of populations or certain resources are needed. >Deployment consists of diving from a registered moon pool or ejecting from slider pods for longer-range activities. One half of the squad are designated hunters, one is assigned as a coordinator and the other the 'anchor'. >The hunters will dive as a pair after the coordinator has located a catch on sonar, combining the pods into a floating platform to set-up a phase constrictor net, and they will set off to stalk their target. >The 'anchor' on the other hand will relay this information back to main base so they make preparations for catches and processing, or send out support in the event of emergency or extra cargo. They are also responsible for keeping the pods running while the hunters spear and reel in their catch, as well as on-site aid for their colleagues. DRAWBACKS: >Packing in all that extra gear sacrificed cyber warfare suites, audio communication modules (beyond radio signals) and oil-based powering systems. >For that last one they tend to rely on solar-powered interchangeable batteries, which while powerful, do not last long under the high-consumption tasks Whalers are given. >As such, extended engagements are limited and generally not advised. Hence the need for an 'anchor'. >There is also the issue of lost gear and limited usage. Whalers are typically more expensive than the average worker, and out in the endless tides of an ocean, are hard to recover should they be damaged. >Built to resist the pressures of the seas, the extra baggage also means they're slower on land than they are in water. Granted while a compromised whaler might dash at you with their thrusters, they don't have great turning power. Especially in enclosed spaces.
>>309945 No I'm not ready and I never will be, looking at what just happened to Australia I really don't like this timeline and it's looking like this one will meet very heavy opposition like the last times they tried to do this, I'm hoping this time they will be rejected.
>>310041 >United Kingdom Internet access is required by passport, anonymity is limited.
>Australia Internet access is prohibited for individuals under 16, internet access is required by passport.
>European Union Plans to introduce internet access by passport.
>USA Plans to introduce internet access by passport.
>Russia Restrictions have been imposed on YouTube, Telegram, WhatsApp, and the fucking Roblox was blocked a couple of days ago.
>Belarus, Europe's last dictatorship, ruled by a brutal autocrat willing to do anything to maintain his power There are virtually no restrictions on the internet. literally more restrictions are imposed externally than internally.
We live in a cursed world where I am literally ready to kill anyone who wants to bring "democracy" to Belarus.
>>310051 Sure, uploading to Booru is literally what greens is saved for, but tagging is the longest and most tedious part, it's better to do it yourself, because it's unlikely that anyone else will do it.
>I can't write greens because I have to make a project for a class that's basically teaching us how to make asset flips in Unity Man, Uni is free in my country and I want a refund for this class
Sex with a sentinel drone is the purest sex in the world. It's an act of care, compassion, and gratitude, the highest form of love.
Sex with a disassembly drone is an abomination, the most vile thing a person can do. It's an act of the highest sin, the sin of betrayal of humanity. You denigrate not only your body, but your soul.
>>310056 What thread was this from? If I remember correctly it was back when we were all here because all of 4chan went down and we were on Red Alert, I honestly have fond memories of the threads here during that time.
>>309961 (me) I returned from my friends with a plan to completely destroy the Union and restore humanity to its rightful title as ruler of the galaxy. I'm glad you've stopped crying.
So, here's our brilliant plan: 1) Marry as many drones as possible, really, it's a must. 2) Impregnate every drone we marry. 3) Receive huge payments for each child and bankrupt the Union. 4) Profit.
Kissing Negev would be the most miserable experience ever. She wouldn't know how to kiss since she's been basically deprived of any physical contact for her entire life, her violent tendencies could just result in her biting your mouth, and even if you did manage to kiss her you would be greeted by the mushed up taste of long dead roaches and bugs because for some odd reason she likes eating those
Posting G because I'm so insanely fucking mad after playing deadlock I don't know how my friend keeps convinving me to play this shit it's a 50/50 chance to get hit in the balls with a brick
>>310106 Yeah I know, I realy need to learn to say no to this shit, I have risk of rain 2 installed, I wanted to play risk of rain 2, but my friend is capable of nagging so hard I give in so he shuts up And I wish they fixed the MD skins for this game so that I could have a better pic rel
>>310100 With Alice too..grippy socks grippy box and...look at these eyes ooolala >>310107 Then so is her Kitty, all drones get this for kookiness alone (`0 0`) because no drone other than that purple freak wears socks
>>310118 Yeah, but you first need to learn how a Jilf looks like, the one you posted needs... de bloating, those custom parts are horrible, and you can go to jail for that white belly
>>310126 Boobs are evil, flat chassis is good, an anatomy adapter can be ok but it should be minimal and flat bottomplate is always better, I want to fuck robots not humans so I can't be gay
Alright posting drones is really calming, I feel better
>>310137 No, you get bullied by D, then she gets drunk and then she bullies you in bed no vore! And you're going to take part in one of those log throwing contests the next day
>>310137 >stuffed into J's warm belly >you can hear her muffled voice from the outside, telling you how pathetic you are for letting her eat you >ask her why that is >she goes quiet >her belly shakes slightly as she starts crying
>>310144 Punch the bitch in the face and order her to make me a sandwich, because I'm a man, and she would do everything I order according to the second law of robotics.
>>310157 I really hope it's still being workee on, because it was really shitty to me personally how they shut down another Anons attempt to create a wiki
>>310047 I will not lie. This cap is low quality, I'd advise not doing screencaps from a mobile device. It will cut off most details and the file it will be unnecessarily long.
For these type is better to use MSPA or any other edition program in your pc. Anyone can do it with no issues.
>>310169 > forgot to unspoiler the text at least you remembered not to blow up the picture this time. fix this cap and then get to work on the greens you missed writefriend