HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT, U, BUT, ONE MORE U?! U-U is really nice, I like U-U. I'm definitely not being threatened, Friend.
Booru with Drones nad more Drones: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of many Drones: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of no Drones: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The Booru wiki full of Drones: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Last thread: >>305807
>>306729 According to one of Fitzi's "just doing the funny GLaDOS voice because I like doing it" videos, the AS likes Christmas because it wants to eat ornaments.
>Be Anon, second husband of Connie and stepdad of Uzi >Be sitting on the couch watching the pirated anime that your stepson has playing on the TV >He messed with it so that it will only play his animes and never turns off >Some weird crab meatball thing plops onto your lap from out of your view "What is this a new sex toy or something? Connie you kinky drone..." >"YOUKEEPMYWIFESNAMEOUTTAYOIRMOU-" >You grab the screaming thing and walk to the bathroom and lock the door >"WAITWAITWAITWHYAREYOUTAKINGOFFYOURPANT-"
>You zip up your pants and let out a satisfied sigh >Damn that thing was good >You'll have to tease Connie about it later, she should know that no toy could feel as good as her >You don't notice how the "toy" you're holding is blushing and muttering incoherently about how it isn't gay as it leaks your cum
>>306751 Does anyone have that comic edit where the guy and a furry woman are about to have forbidden sex but then a bunch of guys in armor burst in to purge the furries but in the edit the guys in armor are Anons? I remember one of the Anons saying "PARTY HARD!" as the purge begins and another saying "FOR THE HORDE!"
>mylo when you ask him why the pie he just made is big enough to scrape both sides of the oven >also, he has a huge, baseball-bat of a cock tucked inside his baggy clown pants
>>306805 WDs would definitely bring out mob justice involving a lot of hammers. >only way any SD would is if you were a threat to others or if it was unstable Horny anons make easy targets then.
>>306794 >>306799 Actually I had a thought. Couldn't the password be used as a key? It must be associated with each post and its sent as part of the cookies in each update request. Obviously if a user used different passwords for posts it wouldn't work but for the average user it'd be a value add with no additional tracking or data.
>>306808 Perhaps I wasn't clear. I do not want the (you) feature here. It would be trivial to add it in many ways including without javascript, it is not added on purpose. And I -will- take steps to break your userscript.
>>306811 Depends on what point we're at in her timeline. Is she a cheerful Gigastacy, a strigoaică who's just done with everything, or a ghost literally living rent-free in Uzi's head?
>>306819 Ofc, Alice is the only (non Solver) WD with sharp teeth and a tail, that's pretty easy to spot. And the tail is unique, Uzi's is of flesh and has a head, DDs have stingers, Alice's is the most versatile. I wonder if Doll had one in her never seen 'feral' version, that mode isn't Uzi exclusive is it? Nori and Yeva must have had ones as well
>E had to watch as Anon stuffed himself on the Christmas dinner, getting gravy on himself >”Oh dear, you’ve got gravy all over yourself. Let me just help with that-“ >Anon would push away E’s handkerchief’d hand in irritation >”E, E! If I wanted help, I would’ve *burp* asked. Don’t ever touch me..”
>>306811 You have: awkward conversation, or rather silence, because you don't understand a damn thing she's saying, so she quickly ends this shit and fucks you on the same table while the rest of the restaurant's patrons watch.
I have: A nice conversation about the history of Russia and the ideological justification of the National Bolshevik ideology, followed by a move to her apartment and sex.
>>306852 >Run out of all the eggnog >Leave for the eggnog store >Can't find any eggnog >They only got a knockoff blackshell working there >Ask >'Do you have any eggnog' >Her eyes hollow >She leads you to a refrigerated shelf >It's the egg shelf
You have to cuddle with either >A DD mind in WD body, very pissed about the current situation and you need to calm them down >WD mind in a DD body, very much scared that they are a genocide vampire robot now
>>306869 Couldn't have said it better. >>306866 Do the transformed wd's get the munchies as well? >>306871 methinks it's a borderline case that doesn't feature any genitals or overly explicit sexual suggestions, but of course you would think it's indecent when you remember drones are featureless. Care has depicted Yeva with a pussy, tho...
Holy shit I just realized that Negev could totally and easily be inserted into a Christmas Carol type story due to the fact that she specifically has 3 ghosts "haunting" her
>Pavo and Techanon chilling on the beach >Pavo's in a lounge chair sipping a fruity girl drink, Anon is drinking either orange juice or a screwdriver >"I think you need more than two people to run a shrimp boat, Pavo." >"Details! We'll figure it out along the way." >"And how much does one cost, anyway?" >"No clue. A few thousand, maybe." >Anon grunts, unconvinced >Pavo stretches, looking to the side and suddenly laughing >"Anon, look," he says, pointing >Anon looks over to see two DDs huddled under a massive, solid metal umbrella >"That's kind of sad," he says >"You're a big softie, Anon. Sympathy for the devil..." >The human sighs and goes back to lounging, and Pavo puts his hands behind his head, relaxing >"The sun feels great today... not that a murdoid would know." >"Jesus Christ, Pavo."
>>306914 He almost did that once, but he had a strangely vivid vision of Pavo frantically clawing at his chest with his fingers while shouting "get me out get me out get me out get me out".
>>306914 >>306915 Assuming that Pavo is equipped with the normal Sentinel safeguards such tampering could have very sudden, multi-kiloton consequences.
>>306914 Pavo's regeneration system will immediately begin processing DD's body, and I suspect it's not very pleasant when you're devouring yourself entirely.
been thinking about the idea of the DD with a horrible mutant jigsaw puzzle for a dress i pitched a bit ago. thinking of making that an actual character maybe. just a completely insufferable evil bitch without a shred of empathy in her core. calls herself “The Kaiserin” cause she thinks it’s a scary evil cool title for her, refuses to be called by her actual designation which she’s scrubbed herself clean of (excuse so I don’t have to come up with a name that hasn’t been used yet.) menaces the more personable mutants, forcing them into effective thralldom, giving them a “harvest on sight” order for any drones they come across so she can take the oil for herself. her disgusting living dress is probably partially made of the few that weren’t jiving with it. all of this deeply immoral and self-centered behavior is her cobbling together a personality because she literally didn’t have one until recently. the lifting of the solver’s haze of fealty came suddenly for her, and it took time before she even began to recognize herself as a cognizant being.
>>306934 Let's be honest, Y couldn't keep a mutant powered oil racket going, she would either kill them all because of how yuck they are or send them into a suicidal charge that would wipe them all out
>>306938 She's the best blitzkrieger this side of saturn! Now excuse me I need to replace Theta's and Delta's chassis, they are filled with bulet holes and shrapnel
>>306964 Open up the page inspector with F12, search for id="snowfall" and delete the node, you'll have to do it every time you open a new page though.
>>306946 These nice black lines, the subtle off grey colouring, the tastefull thickness of it...oh my God, she even got the arrows (on the arms and legs...and eyes on the wings) along with YES this has to be the best DD design imo yet, I love such patterns so much its unreal what a beautifull aesthetic, Alice has a lot of it too
>>293835 >>284884 Decided to rewrite this because I wasn't satisfied with how it turned out initially due to being written when I was half-asleep. >You turn to Sophie, who's just looking up at you all puppy-eyed. You kneel down and say that she's a smart kid, luring you all the way here so that they could continue with the testing-you thing. Being endeared to her made you want to protect her, and when the time came, you acted like it was second nature to protect the small and weak Drone from what you assumed was an attacker. In your eyes, she doesn't need to put on an act any longer. >"I'm not wearing an act, I'm wearing my raincoat!" >...Okay so she really is just like that unless this is a double-act of some kind. Makes you wonder even further why she's even allowed out here considering how little intelligence she seems to have. Oh well, there's probably a good reason. Unless they really are just irresponsible with her. As Sophie continues to splash around in the stream, the rain still clattering down, you wonder to yourself why Sophie spoke of a temple. A rock building of some kind with a face on it, she said. You envision all types of faces, but you're not really sure if any of them will be correct given they're all based on Earth culture and your limited understanding of it rather than something else. After all, this isn't Earth, so this structure looking like anything from there wouldn't make sense. What aesthetic hasn't been explored in human history at this point? Maybe it'll be familiar, maybe it won't. It's not really worth thinking too hard about right now, you conclude. You stop spacing out as you feel a tug on your finger. Sophie's pulling it. >"Come on, let's go!" >You shrug and tell her to lead the way. She turns jumps through the stream like she's splashing in a puddle, while you just kind of walk after her. You spend a bit of time just continuing to silently gaze at the immaculate beauty of this rainforest as you kind of follow her on autopilot. Then something H said comes to mind. You don't have a name. You've been aware of this for as long as you've existed. Sophie said that both nicknames you've been given in life, "Assistant" and "Lil' Buddy" are both good. But those are just nicknames. You don't have an actual concrete name. Maybe you have a designation on your chassis somewhere and you can work off of that, but as things stand you're nameless. >THUNK >You snap back to reality when you trip and stumble on something. You turn to see what it was only to see a little yellow raincoat. That tells you everything. Sophie is just lying on the ground completely still. You utterly panic, with every single part of your body just getting this "Dropping" feeling. That is, until you see her visor reads "Sleep Mode." That bit of text is massively relieving, because for a split second you thought she was dead or something. You feel the need to check though. Your scanner-plate pops out around your eyes without you needing to even call it forth. The scanning HUD reads WORKER ALIVE AND INTACT, NO ISSUES. THIS THING IS JUST ASLEEP, BOZO >Huh. Neat. Then Sophie just gets off the ground and shakes her head, her visor regaining it's eyes. She just blankly stares for a split second before cheerily continuing to walk down the path, gesturing to you to follow her. You're not really THAT educated on humans, but you read that really, really young humans will sometimes fall asleep really easily. Maybe this was something similar, just with Drones. For some reason. >...Or this was another test, wasn't it? Suppose it was, then how many other things have been tests? How far back have they been testing you? Since you started or since you and Harper first met back on Titan around a week and a half ago? Was the steak a test? The movie? The games? The pancakes? The shopping? What kind of traits were THOSE meant to help you develop, you wonder. 9/?? (REDUX)
>>306997 You're going to need a lot of energy to complete destroy dick december this year! The drones are already lined up for you, so get snorting it's mixed with viagra
>Murder Drones But After Episode 1 Uzi Goes From Disliked For Being A Moody Autistic Freak To Utterly Hated For Being A Moody Autistic Freak Whose Stupidity Let The Genocide Robots Break In
>>307044 >pavo doing more damage to the sentinel base and the program's public image than any incident during the war Another cum flood like that and he's off the force. A literal loose (cum) cannon.
>V is technically Australian, so she is allowed to call people that.
More clothing shenanigans, but from a slightly different angle. This is supposed to take place shortly after the Gala Massacre, so J and V’s resolve hadn’t been completely broken down yet.
>>307040 >Getting so fed up with these teasing little shits that (You) pull aside their suit in order to properly administer corrective penetration >Discovering that neither U has any adapters installed underneath their suits; This revelation only makes them mockingly grind against (You) even harder >Getting the last laugh as (You) instead "use" U-U's mouths & thighs (even going as far as doing both at the same time, no less)
>>307050 Yes, humans are very sweet, especially on the inside. Past their soft, protective skin is the most delectable flavor a drone will ever taste. >sitting pavo down on the bed >pavo gasping and gayly clasping his hands together, resting them under his chin, eager for your present >pavo powering down his optics as you tell him to close his eyes >one of the lights on his headband flickering back on as he tries to sneak a peek >giving his bulb a little flick and waggling your finger at him as he gives you an impish smile >reaching into your vest and producing a small glass vial filled with red liquid >giving the vial a little shake, pavo's fans beginning to whirr as he runs background calculations to figure out what the fluid is without seeing it >brushing your hand against pavo's cheek (not his butt his other cheek), a small 'pop' echoing in the silent room >pavo begins to sweat, fans go into overdrive, additional air intakes opening and filling the air with drone musk as he starts to realize what's in the vial >taking pavo's chin in your hand, gently tilting his head upwards >ordering pavo to open his eyes >his lights flicker on, his blue eyes widening as he sees your deep, red blood slosh inside the vial >ordering pavo to open his mouth >pavo tasting the air with his fat, grey tongue, breathing deeply, excessive drone saliva drooling from his mouth >he places his big, powerful hands on your wrists, gently helping you pour your blood into his waiting mouth >it drips onto his tongue, his body immediately shaking as he tries to contain his excitement, his thighs rubbing together as he tries to suppress the monster between his legs >the blood pools at the tip of his tongue before running down in little rivers past millions of digital taste buds >some drips down the sides, staining the pure, white fangs of his sharpened teethplate red as he loudly, lewdly slurps >he opens his mouth even wider, letting out a gay little 'ahh' that has no business exiting a drone as big as pavo >he lets you see your lifeblood coalesce into the back of his maw before bringing one of his hands to his throat >gulp >for a moment, digital artifacts infect his display, briefly flashing a >< >he traces its path downward with a finger and shakily moans >leaning back, he wraps his arms around you as he collapses onto the bed >he lifts your feet off the ground as he lies onto the mattress, his fat ass exposed and legs in the air with you securely hugged between a pair of fat thighs >he lets his tongue hang out as his hands range up and down your back >leaning forwards, you run your fingers through his soft blue hair, slowly edging forwards, closer and closer to his face >your eyes meet his >the sentinel drone, always cocky, always full of himself, always so confident- is like putty in your hands >you kiss, your little human tongue invading his mouth, making his big, fat tongue your bitch >you can vaguely taste the iron of your own blood, diluted only by excessive pavo spit >he gasps, his hips bucking as he grinds against you, his tongue loses all coherence as he is no longer able to contribute to your kiss >you break the kiss, his display only shows an overflow error >you hear the loud, repeated spurts of his huge cock as it throbs beneath you, firing load after sticky load into his own pants >you had never taken them off, that quickshot
>Building a snowman with Y! >You place the carrot that will act as it's nose! >Y places the coals to ensure the proper spacing of buttons! >And finally you raise Y up so that she can place the icicle to make the perfect snowy Pickelhaube >Another one done, that's the 45th >Y inspects the platoon of snowmen in your backyard >You return home and drink hot choco with Y! >You cuddle with Y on the sofa while being warmed by the chimney!
>>307066 Time dilation due to the incredible gravity exerted by the oceans of cum stuffed inside Pavo's balls. What was a month for him was actually longer for us.
>>307072 Yes. Pavo definitely did not hold his cum in for an extra day. He definitely did not flood the planet. And he definitely isn't holding me up while standing on the planet's tallest mountain to keep me safe from the cum ocean.
>>307067 >The next morning, you walk out into the yard with your Y and see that your entire snow army has been destroyed >The sabotage attack has caused Y to start crying, mourning the fallen soldiers >You try to console her until the sound of a car horn catches your attention >The teenage drones, all DDs, perched on a tasteless car, start laughing at you and giving you the middle finger (or ring finger, damn drones) >After calling you borth losers and releasing tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, the little bastards drive away, while Y only starts crying louder
>>307081 Anon, you understand that you can't just leave this alone, right? Everyone knows they'll come back if you don't fight back, and you just happen to know a couple of drones who would be happy to help you and Y never have to deal with those bastards again.
>>307087 >There are taboo establishments that will allow DDs to experience death in a variety of scenarios only to bring them back to life with the help of a Solver witch >one of the most popular and highly sought after experiences is “abused and murdered by a sentinel drone”
Sorry, mid-November I was supposed to write a story where Anon forces Pavo to lose NNN by using a wormhole device to make him fuck his own throat, while also solving the cleanup issue by making him cumflate himself. But I just wasn't inspired/horny enough to write it.
>>307100 It's the new oogislop, I'm gonna steer clear of threads for a few weeks or until the fad gets boring. Will give me time to work on other stuff at least.
>>307103 or, you could try to engage people with something else interesting, that’s an option all anons have available to the at all times when posting
>>307105 Always be shilling. Or at least that's what I used to say before my esl ass realized the word shilling carries a negative and insincere connotation, which I'm not. I'm actually pretty serious business about it.
> Don't post Pavo because I don't like it and will throw a hissy fit > Again This is like the 3rd or 4th time now. I don't like some of the shit that gets posted either, but you don't see me whining about it. But no no no, I'm sure anons are just being gay as a meme solely to upset you specifically. Because you are that important and worth such a consorted effort and attention.
>>307121 but how do they know its crismas time when its snowy across the planet all the time? theyre going to put up cristmas lights and decorations and never take them down
>have a long, positive relationship with a worker drone girl over many years >eventually get together >the first time you're about to get intimate she stands in front of you and removes her hard hat
>>307143 Without making him a Ryan Gosling type or Not!Guts either? Give the character something meaningful to say/explore, or a schtick that allows them to be endearing. Or maybe just have them be super cool. I don't fucking know. I'm not a (good) writer.
>>307148 Nigger I was there, on /tg/, when HFY was coined (the ethos has been present since the earliest days of sci-fi, /tg/ just dispensed with it being anything but masturbation). I know what it is.
>>307149 nta but in this context it seems like you’re using the term as a thought terminating cliche due to your working backwards from the starting point of not liking Pavo
>>307150 I don't have any strong opinions abut Pavo, I just can't tell what parts his character has beyond wanting to fuck Anon and fighting to avenge Super Earth.
>>307149 True enough (NTA) but hfy-isms are inescapable in any AU where humans are not actively losing to the solver. Pavo and any other what I guess I'd call "third" generation sentinel drones existing in this cozy slice of life setting end up dipping into hfy and conflict with the nature of the design they were based on and the overall source material too. Sentinel drones, like the raptors, were meant to be powerful and dangerous but in keeping with the show ultimately unable to stave humanity from the events of the show.
>>307143 i actually have a idea for a male reclaimer drone character thats going coming up in the next AVRE green, im 50/50 if hes actually going to be likeable or just character that makes only me happy.
Without spoiling too much, it's Avre's former and current platoon officer (who she is second in command of when on duty, the whole platoon is on mixed stages of leave during the time of her greens)
Pic mildly related, trying to figure out how i want him to look, but expect him to be bald lmao
Currently loredumping all my reclaimer info in one spot in attempts to get it into something resembling coherency, so far without talking about any other aspect of the setting im at 3k words, god help me
call me crazy but humans barely managing to scrape by long enough for Uzi to deal with the solver doesn't seem like the HFY narrative you keep trying to paint it as
>>307152 >but in keeping with the show ultimately unable to stave humanity from the events of the show. They seem to be holding down Sentinel Base Planet just fine. Almost like it's not a losing battle they're fighting. And that's leaving aside the "post-war" stuff with him. >AU You keep using that word.
>>307157 I always imagined the sentinel base stuff as being 'during the early days' of the war before earth is destroyed and humanity is forced into guerilla tactics on a planetary level to avoid the Solver.
>>307156 The base's location and all details about it are some of the closest-guarded secrets in the universe. There might also be a supernatural bent to the planet, given that it's a perfectly habitable jungle world with strange ruins dotting it. The base stands because it's never been attacked, and the Solver doesn't need to directly attack it to win anyway. In the end, the SD program contributed nothing to the Solver's actual defeat, only saving human lives and delaying its victory.
>>307156 That's the problem, they shouldn't be, because for any fan work to be coherent with the rest of the story humans have to be wiped out or driven entirely out of the setting by the early 3050s I say AU because sentinel base and other such fan spinoffs are so incoherent with the rest of the settings that they basically have to be "Alternate Universes". They would not fit with the setting as it's presented. If we want to drill down (lmao) into Pavo specifically he's also incoherent with his own origin and design, because while he's drawn as a non-reclaimer sentinel the only characterization of male sentinels prior was exclusively as dangerously unstable berserkers.
It doesn't surprise me that his only use has been as a fetish character, since all of the traits of his visual design, story design, and personality don't fit together with each other or with the source material either.
Brain blast: other than Battlestar Galactica-style refugee fleets heading in the opposite direction from Copper-9, the only other remaining humans are the relatively small number of humans on the Dog Planet.
>>307165 This is how I'd couch it, if I were to try and tell a story about post-3050 humans. Displaced, living on the edge, strip mining asteroids in uninhabited star systems but unwilling to settle permanently in one place, extremely paranoid about any advanced AI based technology. It seems unlikely that they would ever return to drone inhabited space either. The only two ways I can reason why they'd come back is either scouts checking back for any pursuit or a ship that gets damaged or breaks down being forced to slink back to Copper 9 or some other colony because they're literally unable to run away.
>>307158 >>307157 My interpretation of Sentinel Base is a bit... Odd. The planet it's situated upon is a safe haven from the Solver. As to why, we can only imagine.
>>307175 I've gone with that, too. Something about the planet being hard to find, even if you know where it is. Fun little mysteries, never to be explored, like the cathedral on Copper-9.
I was actually going to give it a bit more worldbuilding, but eh. Never wanted any of this to be this controversial, think I'll step away.
>>307177 >>307175 Well, actually there IS a reason, but I ain't spilling shit. The "Safe" system is pretty much where the last vestiges of human society are, and that's only because the Solver cannot follow them there for a reason I'll explain maybe.
>>307179 as a rule of thumb it's best not to let your decisions be dictated by those that complain about Pavo, Mutants, or use "HFY" on a regular basis.
>>307162 my setting (Elysium project) might still fit those qualifications: >humans have to be wiped out or driven entirely out of the setting by the early 3050s Elysium-3 is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and the only way to reach it and its sister colony without traveling in a line for 20 years is through a warpgate that got damaged for most of the war, keeping it isolated till the very end of the solver war where it got attacked.
>>307035 >>307038 >>307039 Is something wrong? I'm on break. I hope you guys are getting along together or something. If not, I will be very disappointed, and go to get milk again
>be in public with your drone wife/girlfriend/whatever >She starts to cling to in such a way that her crotch makes contact first >You understand what she wants and start heading to a nearby park >You find an empty beachy and sit down >She sits in your lap >You begin to covertly rub her bottomplate >She starts to kiss you >As your rubbing gets more intense her mouth shifts from your face to your neck and kissing turns into biting
>>307229 >12 days dedicated to J Jissing herself Can't she just go to the bathroom? I don't want to clean the floor and she'll need to change clothes often
>>307237 She doesn't even have anything down there! She just pops a bag of oil with her thighs now and then! I should have never shown her Limmys Show ~ Pish Yaself
>>307154 I remember in the last conversation about this, anon explained the meaning of Solver war very well, making an analogy that for Cyn, this is all a real-time RTS, and not a real war.
>>307240 The analogy I came up with was Footmen Frenzy. Since that's ancient history, it's a Warcraft 3 custom map where you have an army of little minions that spawn in for free every second or so, and send them at other players who also have endless little guys. You can upgrade your units and get heroes and whatnot, but the basic theme is endless waves of dudes killing each other in the middle of a map. Meanwhile, Humanity is playing actual WC3. They have economy to worry about, build orders, everything. All the while, Cyn spawns 1 footman a second and sends it at them.
>>307255 JC Jenson engineers noted that drones have many types of clothing of various lengths and designed the Petroleum Ejection Nozzle Inline System (P.E.N.I.S.) to be long enough to accomodate all types of fashion. If you find your drone's P.E.N.I.S. to be too long for its outfit, you can simply cut it to the desired size.
>>307221 I remember the green where Techanon turned into a mutant. I even saved it on Booru, but I don't remember the green where Techanon became DD. We had a discussion about what Pavo would have done in that case, but it didn't lead to the creation of the green, I think.
Being married to a drone means that when you are 60 and a helpless old man, your wife will look exactly the same as the day you met, and that she will look after your decrepit, old body until the day you die.
The phases of a Human/Drone relationship >Breaking And Entering to drink the humans blood >Home Invader/Squater Arc >Bed breaking, stockholm syndrom causing sex >True love >The human grows old >Perversive biological maintainance >Brain in a jar saga >Machine body compromise >Now you're ready (and able due to having a USB port connected to your brain) to have children with the DD
>>307276 I mean goes the same for Worker drones, Sentinels or Grunts wouldn't do breaking and entering and court you normally and they would skip the brain in the jar part and volunteer you for cyborg soldier programs
dude, DUDE >Foderri gets turned into a DD >Still retains her "master-first" programming >Around the same time, Tamerie ends up being mutated >Foderri interprets this as her being "sick" >Her directives suggest that she should eat well and rest >Recommended meal options: [h/uma//n fle/sh/ and/ blo//od] >Foderri sees no problem with this and forcefeeds Tamerie a share of her victims >Tamerie's mutations only get worse as a result, spurring Foderri to try "helping" her harder >This results in Foderri piggybacking an increasingly more inhuman Tamerie around >Tamerie can't even beg her to stop or put her out of her misery, as her mutations have rendered her incapable of speech >They'll be together forever, just as they wanted
>>307288 It's a compromise, sticking your brain in anti entropic gell and putting that in a robot body so you can still give your drone uppies is a million times cheaper than full body regeneration using stem cells, that's only for rich fucks
>>307290 Bro, everyone is still here, Buffanon didn't die and returned, it's 11AM (central europe) 2AM in north america and it's the middle of the week the fuck do you want? For everyone to neet and nonstop drone post 24/7?
>>307285 naw man she's being fed that straight PROTEIN dawg, she's gonna end up YOKED though that may be hard to gauge once her mutations progress to the point that she ceases resembling a human altogether.
U-U Kissu... one U kissing you on the mouth the other on the neck... and then they swap... One U grinding on your dick while the other U sits on your face and you lick the smooth bottomplate...
Anon, if we assume theoretically, just imagine it in our heads, that some ordinary person, the most ordinary, unremarkable one, decides to kill a sentinel drone, then how would he do it?
pidge’s bottomplate has been so damaged by years of rape that she can blast oil out of it like a firehoWhy am I writing this. Why am I writing this. This sucks.
>>307300 Unironically exploiting their tamper protection, if you don't mind dying. The whole "will automatically self destruct rather than being jailbroken/solvered" is completely out of their control in order to avoid "jane" type situations among them, so the second one can get software access on a sentinel they can kill it.
>cavalry drone clearing solver hive >mowing down DDs left and right >just about spent for the mission, it begins to retreat >doesn't do a thorough enough job killing one of the DDs while trying to navigate back out >DD enters matter collection mode and begins stalking the cavalry drone through flesh tunnels it has an instinctive understanding of >drops onto the cavalry drone from above, devours drone and pilot >while regenerating, it merges with the cockpit >tendrils of flesh spill out from the parasite, taking root in the control panel, spreading down to meld with wires and cables, hydraulics and servos groaning and contorting into writhing muscle >the pilot's hatch opens and steam billows out smelling of iron and viscera >a new, gaping maw that extends back into row after row of giant malformed fangs >from the drooling abyss a torso-thick tongue slithers out to taste the air for fresh prey >scenting a squad not far from the entrance to the hive, the tongue opens like a blooming flower, and something dressed in tattered pilot's gear emerges on a tendril >a puppet of bone and meat, only barely resembling the human form >a crude lure– but it will improve its mimicry >for now, it only needs to work once.
>>306964 >Does anyone know how to remove snow from the page code? I want to save a couple of greens, but the snow is a bit distracted.
I've installed a Memumo (Meteoro-muto-motor) on the board to temporarily control the snow fall. It won't be permanent because we do not have the necessary legal permits to alter the weather on a large scale.
This snowfall is so thick! I almost run over a already run over drone! Thankfully I managed to stop, she looks salvageable, gonna take her to my house and repair her
>>307322 >For some reason I got a warning that the connection is not secure. What happened?
Can't really say, it's working on my end and the certificate is fine. If I have to guess it's because you are using a very outdated setup, which may start getting less and less support for modern web such as modern ssl/tls versions or http protocols. On the other hand, the site works fine with Internet Explorer 11... Maybe try checking it in a different browser?
Impegnating Pidge! Turning Pidge into a QTπ drone housewife! Holding Pidge's hand while she gives birth! Coming back home with your healthy child! Dying of Bird flu!
So, anon, tell me, what would YOU like Liam to do a show about? I'm not asking what you think this ADHD guy will do in his new show, I'm asking what you'd like his new show to be like?
And yes, we know about a second season of MD, but be a little more original.
>>307344 Don't spoiler me with restrictions, I wanna see more of Alice, like Alice, the lute drone design, the Alice co cept arr Only Alice...or very similiar in looks and place and vibe, Liam did tbh only disappoint me, Alice and the previous eps were made before I knew of him, 7&8 were nothing to ever be rewatched for me, LSU had something, the western one and interconnection cube aren't it. His next thing should (should imo) lean into stuff that he won't pursue because the things I love in his work and the stuff he pursues with are very different, not gonna elaborate since I'm too tired to make a concise or clear point about this but as long as he has no drones in his next work (Liam's art style is in many ways the aesthetic ideal to me, so much intentionally uglified slop in this time, writing and moralitywise I despise many of his choices there however in sheer aesthetics he has to be one of the very best artists of our time, this is emphasized when you look at the abyssmal rest of kiked media put out rn. I can't comment on lore and overall course of his stories since I didn't listen to anything and did only watch LSU/MD but that's my impression from these) and he again has a team like kled/di or nuziv I can't imagine it having much appeal for me(his moral comments in the way Uzi/V get glazed and plot armoured/forgiven compared to Doll/Alice matter a lot in this). Anyways as long as it isn't an uggofest and has good looks and secondary antagonists it could have good moments...but humans are going to be a downgrade very painfull to stomach. Idk bro
>>307344 As I've said before, something that, much like Murder Drones had Let's Split Up's "show about the budding romantic relationship of two cannibalistic monsters who the dumb normalfags are powerless to defend themselves against" as its conceptual seed, grows out of three (3) aspects of Internecion Cube: >all the Cubes except the Origin Cube used to be humans >IC-313n's handler keeping her in check is her still-human big brother >Kirie is a self-hating Cube who wants to murder-suicide the Origin Cube over her stolen humanity and in the meantime has a kill on sight policy for other Cubes
>>307344 If I had to choose between Internecion Cube and Cliffside, I would choose the cube, mostly because I have a feeling that cliffside would have just been an episodic comedy with no real overarching story, meanwhile internecion cube gave us a very interesting story and ideas from 3 episodes alone. I still love cliffside though, I just like the cube more that's all.
>>307352 >Spoiler I was oblivious to what Liam had made before and only recently started looking at his previous stuff, him being influenced by anime styles probably helped in that regard. Still feels weird comparing picrel and his animation refs for, let's say, IC, because the latter are noticeably more western-ish in their look.
>>307364 After watching a lot of his works from throughout his time, I noticed that Liam likes to mix western and anime sensibilities and styles into his art.
>>307368 NTA, but I can say that sooner or later we'll all be on this list.
And honestly, I don't even feel like this "post golden age time" is happening anymore. We're getting new newfags, we're getting new contentfags (we got two huge and excellent greens that are still coming), we're continuing to create new OCs and AUs, adding to their storylines, and generally having fun. Yes, some memorable anons have left, like Merc and Izz, but we've got new ones who are just as good.
>>307369 She's a bad mom RPing as a good mom. If she had just fucking told anyone that she was alive, she could've had help to find the patch sooner, maybe even save Yeva and her husband
>>307371 Because they were buried, anon, because the planet's core EXPLODED! I think, the nearby caves and tunnels without any real support will be buried.
oesn't it seem odd that painting miniatures takes Y so long? She's a damn machine, and not just any machine, but a machine of absolute genocide!
Okay, maybe she's a slightly silly machine of absolute genocide who likes to devour strudels, but that doesn't change the fact that she has to apply paint with lightning speed and brilliant precision!
>>307363 Nothing wrong really, I only watched the first part which was 2 minutes long and it didn't have the skeleton girl in the shirt with bone appendages that's posted here sometimes and max was buenoy so I didn't continue, I will watch it sometime surely but not today, there's more pressing matters...
>>307391 >Oh my God, it's just snow No one has said anything about it. This is starting to seem like you assume people are upset and it's getting you upset. I was just marvelling at the art being posted, calm down.
>>307393 >"It's just a sex toy mounted onto a machine that's deluded itself into believing it's a dude." >"Actually, it's safer AND more hygienic than having sex with human women." >"If this makes me a faggot then Mom and Dad are animal fucker for having that goat blow-up doll tucked away in the bedroom closet."
>>307369 Nori is a bit 'special' in the core, a bit 'slow' retarded witch retarded her search, teary corr rye couldn't see her cross so well I assume...teary because of her GUILT
Eye recives from Anon, Pavo is increasing the bottom population so people stop going after him and to try to "frustrate" techanon so that he can help him "de-stress" more often
>>307426 As much as I wish Robot George Michael and the AIDS Crew would leave (along with several other posting topics/'jokes'), it *is* a general thread. They've got just much as right to post and be praised/critiqued here as you do. Thankfully the hide post option is available, so you can do that instead of spending time protesting toward people who don't share your interests.
>>307286 U-U are trying to figure out why the hell there's a crop circle in their farm. Anon's interested in the chance at first contact, but U-U care more about making whatever alien did it pay for the crops they destroyed.
>>307437 >U-U threatening to shove an ear of corn up Dred'fal's alien ass if he ever disturbs their crops again >they are very protective of their crops because anon hitches them both like oxen to a plow every spring to till the field
>>307440 >Anon is against such irrational use of drone power >U-U doesn't give a damn about Anon's opinion >Their numerous offspring watch this with interest and genuinely think everyone plows their fields like this >Only one Anon's smart, bespectacled daughter understands how bad things are
>>307450 After the genocide, there weren't as many humies left as the drones WHO COMMITTED THE FUCKING GENOCIDE would have liked, so they had to compromise.
>>307434 I have hidden all of them for more than a year now, seeing that murder drones has a total count of 0 gay characters, it shouldn't be necessary to have to hide homoslop like you are being bombarded with explicit pop-up adds when the show I want to post about is completely clean of that shit. no, gay nsfw does not belong in a general for murder drones.
Alright a "spinoff" to the Y base green and my contribution to DESTROY DRONE DECEMBER tags: nullplay, bloodplay, shared anatomy adapter Also remainder that Theta and Delta exist >Be Specialist Automated Combatant Overseer Anon >Theta and Delta left you a note to meet them in the repair bay >Sure thing, Y is still on laundry duty after the mine incident and Phi is helping Elena with weapon maintenance so you don’t have anything better to do >You enter the repair bay >You see Theta siting in one of the folding chairs “Hey Anon! Glad you came, Delta should be here in a while he went to get something important” >She gestures for you to sit next to her >“So what exactly do you two need? Extra maintenance? You eyed some upgrades you want installed?” >Theta giggles “Social call I guess? Morale augmentation if command asks” >They just want to hang out? >That’s alright, truth be told you’ve feel a bit overworked lately so taking some time off sounds like a good idea “Great, oh Delta is back! Honey! Did you get it?” >Delta enters the room and waves to you both “Hi Anon! Yes I did get it” >Delta walks up to you and takes Theta aside >They attempt to whisper among themselves but you can hear them “Did he agree?” “Mostly I was about to ask him” “Let’s just go with it anyway he won’t do much about it if we….” >You smell trouble brewing >You loudly clear your throat >Both Theta and Delta tense up and turn to you “Anon we were about to… um… uh no reason to beat about the bush we have a surprise for you” >Theta is flabbergasted as you >A surprise? >Delta nudges Theta “Oh! Uh… Yes! A surprise to thank you for how well you’ve been taking care of us” >Really! That’s so sweet of them >Delta smiles to Theta “Yeah and we would like to show it to you as soon as we can” >Alright “Great! Uhmm…” >Delta reaches for a piece of cloth from a nearby table “Theta tie this around his eyes, wouldn’t want the surprise to be spoiled now would we?” >Ohhh and they have games ready for you! >They really shouldn’t have >After your eyes are tied Theta and Delta grab you by the hands and start leading you somewhere >You begin to wonder what they got ready for you >Oh they let you go, guess this is the place “Hey Anon sit down for a while” >Theta gently pushes you until you’re sitting on something soft >They begin to talk amongst themselves “Delta is it on?” “Yes, broadcasting on port 6070” “Great connected” >Uhhh some piece of tech? >”Can I take the cloth off?” “Just a second Anon! We still need to get ready” >After a while Theta speaks up “Alright we’re ready!” >You take the piece of cloth off >Hey this is your room, you’re sitting on the bed >Why are they naked? >Hey does Delta have an anatomy adapter in his hands? >Theta and Delta give you wide smiles >Delta locks the door >You think you know what the surprise is “Anon take off your clothes” >The two drones begin to get closer to you >”Do I have a say in this?” >They answer in unison “No~” >Well, guess this falls under morale augmentation and you have to help if they need to let off some steam… >You begrudgingly begin to take of your uniform >By the time you take of your shirt Theta and Delta are already in contact with you cuddling up to you and taking turns kissing you >You try to take of your pants but when you reach for your belt Delta grabs you by the hands and pins you to the bead >Theta begins to take of your pants and underwear >Delta lowers his head down for another kiss >He forces his tongue into your mouth >You feel it slosh around and wrap itself around your tongue >The kiss is broken when Theta pushes Delta aside >She kisses you wraps her hands around you while laying down next to you >Delta embraces you in a similar manner >Theta’s kiss moves from your mouth to your neck >She begins to gently nibble your neck >Delta skips to the point and gently bites into your neck >After a while Theta does the same >They suck at your neck greedy drinking any blood that comes out >Eventually Delta lets go of your arm and detaches from your neck >He looks at Theta and begins to gesture at her >She doesn’t respond >Frustrated Delta grabs her by the chin and raises her head >She lets put a frustrated growl before looking him in the screen >Delta kisses Theta licking off a bit of your blood from her cheek >As the kiss continues Theta’s tail coils tighter and tighter around your arm, eventually reaching a point where it not only stops blood circulation but that you feel your bones may break >Before your arms shatters Delta breaks the kiss >Theta immediately relaxes her tail freeing your hand >Her breathing is heavy, she gasps for air >An X is displayed on her screen >She lets out a few low growls before speaking
>>307459 “….Thirsty….” >Delta chuckles >He uses his tail to reach for the anatomy adapter on the side of the bed >He places it in Theta’s hands >Theta looks at the device in her hands >Her screen changes from an X to many small hearts forming an X shape >She lays down on top of you, rubbing her bottom plate against your legs >She takes the adapter into both of her hand and begins to slowly lower it onto your member >Both Delta and Theta moan as the adapter slowly reaches your base >Theta moves her hands up and down a few times causing them both to moan again >Eventually she bites into your stomach drawing blood and drinking it up while continuing to work the adapter >Delta moans a few more times before siting in such a way to have his bottom plate above your head >He begins to lower himself onto you making his desire known >As he makes contact with your face you grab him by the thighs and begin to lick his bottom plate >He gasps as your tongue touches his polymer >The taste of the non-toxic wax you used to polish them is not horrible >It’s like slightly lemon flavoured plastic >You continue to lick and Theta speeds up her movements >Delta lets out loud moans and gasps for air while Theta pleasured whimpers get muffled by your >body >Delta begins to move his hips so that he can maximise the time his bottomplate makes contact with your tongue >The room is filled with sounds of vice, the adapter makes a loud thwap each time it’s lowered onto you, the moans of the two drones echo into the corridor, most likely birthing ire and jealousy in all drones passing by >Theta speeds up again >This takes Delta by surprise causing him to cease all movement and sit down fully on your face >He places his hands on your chest to support himself >Theta bites deeper into your flesh >You’re sure this will leave scars >After a while you feel you’re at your limit, Theta it seems knows this >She raises the adapter over you and lowers it one last time >The head of your member reaches the back wall of the adapter as fast as it can without causing damage >You shoot your load >Delta lets out one last moan before falling forward and onto you >Similarly Theta raises her head up parting from your flesh before slumping back >You lay on the bed and attempt to drift away into sleep to rest but a sudden sensation stops you >You feel two smooth silicone tongues make contact with your member moving up and down >The licking stops and you feel Theta and Delta kiss with your dick between their mouths >They continue too kiss while moving up and down, their tongues wrapping themselves around your shaft >They break the kiss >The sensation stops save for the drone saliva that still wets your penis and you fatigue finally takes you into sleep
>>307457 DDanni's character concept is >haha what if your bro got turned into a chick haha would you wanna fuck your bro? it's not gay dude he's a chick now haha it's not gay to want to fuck your bro anymore Pavo's character concept is >God, I hope my bro wants to fuck me as much as I want to fuck him
>>307456 stop seething so hard everytime someone is fed up with homoslop you aren't entitled to shit. >it wasn't in the show so it shouldn't be posted strawman award, you know this is not my point but like all mentally ill fags you start lying and making stuff up. i did never complain about sentinels in general, or OCs, my point is "explicit gay fetish slop that never appeared in murder drones or Liam's works in any way has no constant place in a general", you understood that but given your condition you can't help yourself but make up accusations and dodge the conversation. that's of course a brilliant strategy to not antagonize anyone who still tries to discuss this with you.
>>307472 I also didn't want to upload my crap to Booru (and, in part, I continue, there are several greens that I considered too shitty to upload), but I uploaded some works that anons really liked, and as you can see, anon, anons like your greens.
>>307464 accept that the things you dislike aren't going anywhere no matter how much you complain (see: pillar and rigger). you have three ways you can choose to react: 1. continue hiding and ignoring the content you dislike. this wave of Pavo posts will pass as all trends do 2. start discussions and/or post content to try and steer the thread in a direction you actually like 3. leave. if you hate so much of what is posted here so much then go elsewhere.
>>307473 >anons like your greens I still kinda struggle to accept that people really like my stuff, and I don't know it feels 'earned' for a lack of a better word when someone else uploads something I made (be it green or occasional meme), you know only then do I feel like it deserves to be there and I'm not gonna lie I'm a lazy fuck
>>307474 Anon, please don't reply to him. There's no point in arguing with anyone in internet, you're just taking up space in the thread. Let him continue to be angry at Pavo and the fact that anons like him, that's only his problem, not yours, or anyone else's.
>>307472 >It's posted just waiting approval. I just learnt how to screencap long greentexts jus for myself and my content but i don't mind doing it for others if they want to.
>>307476 Well, I think it'll pass with time, you just kept creating amazing content.
>Spoiler. Based, every single lazy bastard here, I haven't been saving greens or learning drawing properly in a long time, although I'm already in exam season, so I don't think it'll start anytime soon.
>>307474 no, I will keep making content and discussion but I will also continue to criticize your disgusting fetish inserts, they shit our threads up while adding nothing of any value. your arrogant invasive mindset of "if you don't like my pride parade in thread for murder drones then leave your threads and go to all the other places infested and ruined with our degeneration" will bring you these "dramas" again, this is no threat but a fact, none of the posts earlier this thread were mine and you (three people at most) are a loud, thread-defecating minority, I can stop talking to you and as soon as the next anon is sick of you you will lash out again as if you were talking to a single anon all along, victim mentality doesn't end for you people. >>307477 it isn't just "dislike", did you notice how there never was any drama about Eye? at all? the problem with pavo is that he is a drone in looks and nothing else, there is no personality or character besides "male ass and cum and balls", I do not want to see gay erotica in murder drones threads and I know most people here agree with me, even if they keep quiet to prevent any melties and the famous pavo spiteposting. pavo does nothing with being a drone or the murder drones universe it is nothing but gay human fetish slop. hididng them immediately can only do so much when refreshing a thread brings a bombardement of gayporn pop ups.
>An Oogi is loose in the sentinel base >Mass panic is ensuing >It runs up to a sentinel drone, goes "ooo!" and sends them into a panicked frenzy >Elf's in the rec room when a throng of terrified sentinel drones rushes in, cowering in the corner >She's frozen in place, wondering just what's scared her fellow warmachines >Up runs the Oogi >"ooo!" >Elf deploys an energy pistol and vaporizes it on the spot >The terrified SDs all recover, and thank their savior >Elf tries several times to explain that it wasn't scary at all, but the gratitude she's showered in makes her think twice
>>307497 let's see. >itanon >nuke >merc All gay af, or at least bisexual As for the rest, it's a mix of yuri enthusiasts and okay with it(they live in glass houses)
>>307498 >tomoe >>307499 >let's see. >itanon >nuke >merc >All gay af, or at least bisexual LMAO >itanon having stated he draws homoslop only for shock and grossout reactions >merc never having drawn any homoslop if you ever wonder why he left this board, you are the reason. are you going to claim blackhand is one of your own too?
>>307516 I really don't understand why some anons are so obsessed with requests. If you want certain art so badly, then start drawing it yourself. Yeah, it'll be crap for the first five years, but hey, at least you'll get started.
> Gay for N: ok > Gay for Boyzi: ok > Gay for Eye: ok > Gay for Pavo: not ok, thread ruined and why is anon being objectively false with such confidence?
>>307524 > "i don't know anything about this character therefore i hate it" > "too much gay porn" > not one piece of pavo smut in existence anon's ignorance is his own problem also calling nuke's and itanon's art slop is just rude
Doll and Uzi were making out but Doll made it awkward by by pointing out that Uzi was “kind of like her sister in a weird way”, totally ruined the mood
What do you think happens to the writefriends that post about a green they're writing and then 6 months pass and nothing happens? Do they get kidnapped by DDs or something
>>307547 Yeah, because it's hard to call the shit I come up with drawings, but it keeps getting better over time, so I just have to get off my ass and keep drawing.
>>307498 Nah. Don't get me wrong I don't like Pavo or gayshit in general, but I'm not going to argue with others about it. I've got two requests and a character backstory geentext I'm much more invested in working on.
>>307552 Character story is for Holly, a backstory piece I've been thinking about for a while and want to start fleshing out more over the upcoming weekend. One drawing is Cyn lewds, and the other is a /co/ request.
>>307555 Pregnant Holly, my request. Thanks, anon.
Don't pay attention to the drama, anon, we all know that you don't create drama and don't participate in it, there is just one anon here who is talking shit about you, but he is just one schizoid.
>>307557 I try not to create arguments without need, but I'm fully aware that I can be an asshole so it doesn't shock me that sometimes I come up. I do plan to take a bit of a hiatus from requests and greentexts as the new year rolls around but it has zero to do with these threads, I've been neglecting a lot of my other hobbies for a while. Probably won't disappear entirely but I'll probably not be taking requests and my writing updates will probably slow down, tho I don't have any intention of stopping completely.
Does anyone remember which thread that greentext series about Anon going on a date with ghost Doll started in? The one that started with Anon at a nice restaurant wondering why there's a corpse sitting across from him?
Dear, Drawfriends and Writefriends We all love and value you even when you break ties with us and pretend we don't exist or that we're the spawn of satan, we still love you.
If there was a Drone Santa he would probably drive a sleigh powered by 8 vans with those reindeer decorations, with the vans also making reindeer noises like the bus
>>307565 >double deluxe N drops his charcuterie and cheese board as he breaks out in tears, the cold cuts and dairy tumbling to the ground >the house shakes as he bangs his fist against the floor in anguish >why would anon say something like that about him? >doesn't he realize double deluxe N's feelings are just as big as his body?
>>307590 I've literally never used this website before so I'm not sure if safe, but it looks like a 3D printing forum? Here's a link to the J model https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/serial-designacion-j-figura-de-accion-articulada?srsltid=AfmBOopJ_8n_QCBDZRfXWqVvmix9sHg6aMxqmwshLb1nHzD1AaFwIamd
>>307596 that’s a Jey, they’re a kind of oogoid that pretends to be a Joblin to be allowed into the homes of human men to steal they’re bewwys, you know, like those birds that trick other birds into raising their chicks?
>E buys a patriotic bikini to show off for anon! >she removes her garments, exposing her massive, bikini-clad boob(EE)s, tossing her magnet hat to the side >Evelyn looks down and realizes she bought an American flag bikini and not a UK one
>>307608 >Unironically she would prefer it there, provided she didn't get scrapped first >That opportunity will never come for a WD like her >WD life is suffering literally everywhere in the universe, at all times
>>307615 >A resounding thump echoes out from your chimney, although you swear you didn't have one previously >Strangely moist sounding footsteps approach your body >Cold as frost breath washes over your groin >Your groin is soon lathered in a thick vicious slime, a slime that burns the skin with a deathly chill >Sneaking a peak under the blindfold that you foolishly adorned, you see what should've never been seen >SANTA CLAUS
>>307619 >joblin hits the oogi over the head with a stick, causing oogi to violently explode >joblin drags the trash back to her workshop >there she cuts and fashions the yellow foil into the shape of a star >she offers you a 'gold star' for being her bestest baws the next day
>Want to work on greens promised over year ago >Too tired >Too sick >Want to try drawing >Don't have the time or patience I wish humans could hibernate
And now for the dronefuckers creed This is my drone this is my wife/hudband, there are many drones like them but this one is mine My drone is my best friend. It's my life . I must master them as I master my life Without me me drone is sad. Without my drone I am sad I must clang my drone. I must clang them hard. I must clang them before and after the bed frame brakes My drone and I know what counts in clanging. It's not how many rounds we have, the moans of our sex nor the mess we make. We know it is the love that counts. We will make love My drone is a person, even as I am a person because they are my life. Thus I will learn about them as a lover . I will learn their weakness, their strengths, their accessories, their optics and their maintenance hatch. I will guard them from raveges of dust and high temperatures as I guard my blood from being drank by anyone but them. I will keep my drone polished and ready. We will become one Before Fugue I swear this creed. My drone and I will spend a lot of time in the bedroom. We are the breakers of the bed frames. We are the saviour of my love life
>>307665 Pavo was solely and specifically designed to piss you off and only ever gets posted for that reason and nothing else by a secretive evil cabal conspiring together to ruin the threads for you