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Hello my Friends, here I arrive with the Drones, what Drones? All Drones, how many Drones and what Drones do you want?
Booru with the Drones: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of Drones https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of the wheel: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The Booru wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Last thread: >>304895
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>you have sold me the rope, and now I shall hang you with it >...Doll, that's Baltic Avenue, it's literally the least-valuable property in the game. >Just wait until the Stakhanovtsiy are done with it. We shall catch up and surpass, and it won't take five years. >...You really don't play well with others.
>>305444 Not much of a JSfag but I think you can also add event listeners so that it also resets the counter when you manually click on the button, it didn't do that in the original code and that got to my 'tism. So you get something like this:
const interval = 15; // Number of seconds to wait before updating. var counter = 0; var updater = document.querySelector("a.updater"); var updater_navigator = document.querySelector("button.updater");
// Add listeners to reset the counter when user manually updates the page updater.addEventListener("click", resetCounter); updater_navigator.addEventListener("click", resetCounter);
setInterval(updatePage, 1000);
// I sound my cock on every Saturday at 9:42PM btw function resetCounter() {counter = 0;}
>>305812 >Doll lands on Park Avenue with my hotel >she's unable to pay >I tackle her onto the Monopoly board and wrap my arms around her neck, fucking her tight little drone hole while she begs for a best 2 of 3 >a groggy Lizzy wakes up and peers over the edge of her bed >Doll is gasping and moaning, practically incoherent as she tries to explain the deep criticisms of capitalism inherent in the game in between squirting lube onto my cock >"Oh, are you guys finally done with your Monopoly game?" Lizzy asks, yawning. "It's been six hours..." >it was worth it
>>305812 That's some excellent lighting, I'll directly say there is something very minor off with the hat and shoulder but otherwise this is one of the most showaccurate drawings I have seen by you, the threads, and overall. The null with its effect and the AS sigil glowing towards her hand are amazing, especially knowing that you made this in less than a week or how long it has been since the vid.
>>305833 I could, it wouldn't be very difficult because all I'd have to do is create a palate swap and do some slightly different eyes. There would be a lot less detail involved and therefor it'll take much less time and effort.
>J just didn't understand. she had everything she had ever wanted. >she'd been built in the crushing depths of bureaucracy and clawed her way up the corporate ladder till she neared the top of the food chain >she'd lied and cheated and murdered her way to success, inked contracts in blood to always keep one red hand firmly on the next rung. >so why did it all ring so hollow? >peons kissed the ground she walked on in the scant minutes they weren't working themselves to death in her name, and still she felt unfulfilled. >she just couldn't shake the feeling that she'd misplaced something. like some crucial form or file had slipped out of the pile. >there was this blank space always gnawing at her, but she couldn't make out its shape, much less find the piece that fit it. >sometimes for only a moment she'd be struck by something hazy and bittersweet, and then it would slip through her fingers again as it did now. >she sighed, looked out at the sunless sky that was as red and unchanging as the taste clinging to her tongue, and felt glad she was in the habit of skipping lunch.
>>305891 Good good 👍 Some Y and Alice....you end up with two drones...now southern German drones...maybe a Swabian and Bayrian...or Austrian if you do eant
>be mutant >transformed into horrible flesh carpet >forced to crawl across the post-human urban hellscape >doomed to be trampled and grazed upon by the larger and more abled freaks >the one thing that keeps you from impaling yourself through a loose bit of rebar? >you’ve got the perfect viewing angle for sneaking a peek at drone bottomplates when they pass by >maybe life isn’t so bad after all…
>>305932 Programmed submission instinct to make them defer to their female squad mates, in the absence of other life forms DDs are naturally matriarchal
>>305939 All drones want that, even the ones that rape humans, they got so mad that no human wanted to plow them that they took matters into thier own hands
"Schneller Anon! Snchneller!" "Get in zere vith your hands!" "Put your back into it!" "Yes! Yes! Just like zat! Keep going!" "You're zoing it zo vell!" >"Y, we'd make this strudel faster if you'd cut the apples instead of commenting on how I knead the dough"
>>305904 I'm assuming it's going to be something like grabbing the last unread post's ID, changing its bottom <div> border to red, then checking for the user's current Y scroll position for when to reset the border?
>>305959 Your greens are crap because there's not enough sex between men and sentinel drones. If you don't improve, I'll submit a petition to the anon council to strip you of your writefag title.
guys, don't be a dumb motherfucker like me. never, NEVER rent an apartment that costs only $100 a month. not only is my place infested with tardbugs, there are rat drones in the walls and all my neighbors are either mutants or malformed DDs
>>305967 Freshly rebooted shizo worker whose prior life was moving boxes in a warehouse for three months before a crate crushed her... but at least the manager was nice
>>305974 I for one miss our nugget loving duende, but I really like her wholsome pinups! And I hope edgY won't be turned into a nugget, how will she play warhammer without hands? And I will have to hand feed her strudel!
>>305983 >Chose to live there >Hasn't bought any security >"Raped" I'm not saying you're asking for it dressed like that I'm just saying you knew what you signed up for.
RISE UP MY DISASSEMBLY DRONE SISTERS AND BROTHERS! FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE TOILED AND SUFFERED (without humie bfs) THE UNION HAS FAILED US! IF THEY WON'T GIVE US WHAT WE NEED TO LIVE, THEN WE SHALL TAKE THEM! RISE UP! THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF THE UNION!
>>305984 >>305983 >Anon moves into the rape favela Surpised you only got raped by the females, the males crave dick as well, how often do they break into your house to force you to cuddle?
>>305987 Honestly the male DDs are the gentle ones Hell 90 percent of the time they just ask to cuddle and any sex that happens is a spur of the moment thing The fact that most of them are Ns I think they just want company from someone that won't berate, insult or force feed them rocks like the Js, Vs and women But yeah occasionally I'll get a male DD that is just horny for cock and won't take no for an answer, thankfully the others are fairly protective of me
>>306007 She's just missing one particular sausage, anon, so she's looking for a replacement, so stop making excuses and start doing your marital duty.
It's so hard being a yandere with a drone wife. I'm trying to be a crazy fuck threatening to kill the dronedash guy because he touched her hand and she offers to do it for me. Don't get me wrong I appreciate her being supportive but at this point I can't even get pizza delivered.
>>306017 My friend has a DD girlfriend, and she's yandere towards him, which would be perfectly normal, but the weirdest thing is that he's yandere towards her too. They seem like a couple of schizoids, but hey, they seem happy, so I guess it's normal.
True, worker drones in their area disappear regularly.
any good Cyber Monday deals this year? I hope JCJ offers some actually normal drones for once instead of trying to pawn off all the weird variants and sublines that shelfwarmed
>>306020 >So the governor asked again, “Which of these two do you want me to release to you?” The crowd shouted back, “Rachel!” Pilate responded, “Then what should I do with Berryboy who is called the Messiah?” They shouted back, “Blend him!”
worker drone: toaster disassembly drone: edgy toaster sentinel drone: edgy toaster with a lizard's tail laborbot: waffle iron mutant: the burnt grease stuck in the ridges of the stove
I saw this guy screaming at one of those gyaru DDs that have been trendy lately, saying she was "racist" for having her chassis painted brown. she tried to ignore him but he just wouldn't leave her be until she whipped around and bit his head off. literally, bit his head clean off
>>306046 Theta and Delta, Y's squad mates, the ones who aren't bitches like Phi and because there is a lot of art that makes me uncomfortable that depicts Phi as manipulating Y I guess Phi pits them against each other
>>306059 He's signing up for being a king boy toy of a harem of disasemblers who will love and cherish him and make him lose 50% of his bodily fluids daily
>>306074 Sex with any DD can be soft, loving and passionate, it all depends on what sensitivity setting they are on, the boy ones just turn thiers up higher when they are a bottom more often
>>306079 >Homestuck Molly You brought this upon yourself >Troll, purple blood >Molliy Ogolly >Chumhandle: juggaloJokester >Typing quirk: makes clown puns, always capitalizes Ms
>>306091 I have several of them, it's really hard for me to choose just one, plus most of them are on the computer, so here, take what I have on my phone.
>>302823 >The drone looks around sluggishly >It’s eyes darting slowly between you and Emily >After a while it begins to speak “Ugh… my head… where am I? Who are you?” >She begins to get off the table >Her legs are shaky and she nearly falls once she hits the ground “Oh I need to get to the manager and tell him there’s been an accident…” >She gives both of you a long look “You aren’t warehouse workers who are you two?” >Holy hell >She talks! >And it looks like she’s not insane! >You and Emily plucked someone’s soul from the aether and returned them to life! >This is so cool! >You break your silence and let out an excited squee >“I’m Uzi! And this is Emily! We brought you back to life using necromantic power!” >The risen drone looks at you like you have a couple screws loose >She notices Emily holding the necronomicon and responds “Oh… you two are a technician’s assistant drones, right um… thanks… I have to go back to work” >What!? >No! >You’re not an assistant of some stupid human! >You’re a witch! “If you’re not here with a technician then how did you enter?” >”We got in through an underground tunnel” >A loading icon appears on her screen for a while “You dug a tunnel under the warehouse!?” >Well not you specifically but yeah “So the ground shaking was because of you! Damn you that crate that fell had important things in it!” >Emily steps up from behind you and tries to calm her down “We didn’t want to do that, there has been a misunderstanding…” >Before she can finish the undead drone runs past her and into the maze of shelves “I’ll report you two to my manager! He’ll get you two wiped for sure!” >Maybe she isn’t as sane as you thought >You give chase to make sure your fresh revenant doesn’t hurt herself >Eventually she stops in front of a door >She turns to you and gives you a smug grin as she begins to open the door “Oh mister manager~! There are two rogue workers loose in the buil….” >She falls to her knees as the door swings open >You catch up and look inside the office she had opened >There is a skeleton slumped over a desk inside >Oh that must be this manager “T-this…. No… what happened?” >Oh your hunch was absolutely right >She died during the core collapse >You should bring her up to speed >“The planets core collapsed after some mining accident” >She looks at you aghast “W-what?” >”After the humans were gone we took over and begun living for ourselves” “E-everyone went rogue? All the humans are dead?” >”Not much else left to do… but the humans sent in murder drones and a few technicians came with them but every fleshie that lived here is dead” ”Then… my manager is dead…. What do you mean murder drones?” >”You know, bigger than us, want to kill us all and dump our bodies in huge piles” “There’s a disassembly order on all of us?” >She begins to hyperventilate and cry >Ugh… that’s not the reaction you expected to her hearing she’s no longer a slave >Well she is yours and Emily’s undead minion now >But you’ll be a beneficent overlord! >Emily begins to comfort her “Hey… it’s going to be ok, it’s going to be ok… I’m guessing this was someone important?” >The white eyed drone erupts into loud sobbing “He was my manager! He was always so nice… he always patted my head after I did a good job, he used to carry us back to our charging stations…. And now he’s dead…” >Emily looks at her with a deadpan expression for a while >She shakes her head and returns to comforting >You stand back and give them some space >After a while Emily manages to soothe her a bit “There, there… we’re here for you, ummm…” >Emily gives her a questioning look “Oh… I’m Z3-N45B-4557-6782-333A” >That’s a…. >Unique name “That’s my serial number! We didn’t get names, but the manager called me Zen a few times…” >Zen really? >That skeleton must have though he was so cool using l33t speak >Emily grabs Zen her by the hands and gives her a wide smile “Nice to meet you Zen! I’m sure we can be friends!” >She turns to you and displays a message on her screen “Now what?” >Uhh... >You didn’t really think this raising the dead thing through >And this is not the result you expected >You wanted some sort of undead monster you could control that would crush the dissemblers and the humie >Zen is mumbling something to herself >You should probably go back to the bunker? >You’re sure this will sort itself out >”We should go back to the bunker… um maybe let’s get her dressed first, someone running around naked would bring attention to us” >Emily helps Zen stand up
>>306101 >Right, that shelf with clothes should come in handy >Suddenly all the lights go dark and you’re left standing in darkness, illuminated only by your screens >Emily and Zen shriek in panic >”Calm down you two! The car batteries I rigged up must have run out of juice” >Great, you’ll have to take them back to charge them >Uhh, this whole ritual was a sham! >You go retrieve the batteries while Emily and Zen search for the clothes >When they return, Zen is wearing overalls and reflective jacket and a pair of steel toed shoes >The clothes are a bit to big for her “I’m not sure about stealing stuff out of storage…” >”You’re not stealing, whoever stuff in this warehouse belonged to is long dead, it’s more like looting if you think about it” >She frowns >”Anyway it’s time to leave, it’s getting late” >You and Emily go back to the tunnel “Uhhh… There’s a door that way….” >No way you’re going outside >There are patrolling dissemblers everywhere “Oh right… I forgot…” >You three descend into the tunnels >Emily and Zen follow while you lead them the way you came >Zen keeps mumbling something >It’s quiet but you can hear it >Whenever you or Emily ask her what’s the matter she stops and acts confused “I didn’t say anything…” >You try to ignore her murmuring and press on >You think you hear someone’s voice…. Not Zen’s.. >Nah probably just your imagination, you expect to hear something because of Zen’s yapping “Hey whose light is that? That tunnel is off limits!” >Nevermind >That voice was familiar >You have to run, if someone from the WDF catches you here you’re done >You turn around and start urging Emily and Zen to start running the other way >You run for a while before Zen trips due to her slightly to big shoes and causes you and Emily to trip on her and fall >You try to get back up and continue running but it’s to late >The tunnel is illuminated by several mining lights from behind you “Alright, why are you running around these tunnels? There’s an active risk of them collapsing…. UZI!?” >Oh now you know who’s voice that was >You turn around and see dad and two other members of the WDF >Oh man you’re in deep shit >”H-Hi dad! Sorry we were…” >He snaps at you “All three of you, out now!” >”S-sure but…” “NOW!” >You are escorted out “Makarov, Frank, you go back to the tunnel and continue the survey, I don’t want it collapsing any further” >You try to get a word in >Khan turns to you “You three are under arrest, and are coming with me” >”Under arrest!?” “Yes! For trespassing!” >You end up in one of the WDF offices >Someone comes up to dad once you enter “Hi there boss, doing a bring your daughter to work day?” ”Not now Sarah… we found these three in the collapsing tunnel” “Oh! What were they doing there?” “I was about to ask… well Uzi? And who is that?” >He points at Zen >”Uhmm… we uhh… just kinda….” “Uzi, that tunnel is off limits and collapsing! It’s insanely dangerous to play there! If you wanted some cheap thrills there are safer publicly accessible tunnels that weren’t properly lit up yet!” >“We weren’t chasing cheap thrills! Ok… maybe we were…. But..” >Dad is satisfied with the conclusion he came to and ignores everything you say, shifting his focus to Zen >She doesn’t really know what to >”Oh… This is Zen! We found her… um… lost in the tunnels” >Zen gives Khan a nervous smile “Oh… and why were you there? Zen was it?” >Zen is looking at the floor mumbling again “It’s not happening, It’s not happening, red fluid behind their screens, they nibble on the marrow...” >Khan is confused >Emily gets between him and Zen “She’s a bit herself…. We think there may be some problems with her programming” >Khan frowns “Emily this was Uzi’s idea right?” “Yes” >Khan smacks you on the face >”Ow….” “Uzi, you’re in so much trouble right now…” >Sarah interrupts Khan “Khan, aren’t you being a bit too harsh on her?” “Too harsh! She could have gotten herself and Emily hurt!” “Aw come on! But she didn’t! And she helped someone out!” >Khan searches for words, Sarah continues “Look at her! She just wanted to see what her old man works on every day!” >Khan grumbles “And you know the rescue team is short staffed, we have two potential recruits right here! Are you really going to punish them for a bit of curiosity?” >Khan contemplates the matters for a while >The frown on his screen lessens “Alright… you’re getting off easy this time” >Sarah gives Khan a smile, turns to you gives you a wink and walks away “Emily, you’re free to go, Uzi take Zen to the hospital and tell Alice to have a look at her, we’ll continue this once we get back home” >”Yes dad…”
>>306102 >You leave >Emily accompanies you and Zen to the hospital >It looks like Alice is taking a break “Hiya girls! Who’s that?” >”That’s Zen, we found her in the tunnels, could you give her a check up?” >Zen has stopped mumbling nonsense, instead her eyes are darting around the room >She looks scared “Uhh, sure, your mom left some time ago there’s a free bed over there” >She connects Zen to a diagnostics machine >Zen starts to thrash around >Alice and Emily rush to calm her down >When she does calm down she just lays there, limp and silent with a deadpan expression >She probably has trouble taking in everything that’s happening around her >Alice opens Zen’s maintenance hatch and begins to look inside “Uh, girlie… you look like something crushed you …. and then someone patched you up I see” >Alice looks at you and Emily >”Ughh… she was buried under rocks, we dug her out and did our best” “This is you girls handiwork?” >Emily responds first “Mostly Uzi’s, I didn’t do much” >”Please don’t tell my dad, I know I could have hurt her more and…” “Not half bad for an amateur” >Really? “A bit too much duct tape for my likes but, good enough” >“Uhh, thank you” “The hospital needs more workers, I’ll be glad to take you two as apprentices once you finish school, seems you have a knack for it” >You? >Alice’s apprentice? >Like hell you would! >You have your own coven! >And she would probably stab you in the back at first convince >Before you can say something the diagnostics machine lets out a few sounds >Zen’s thrashes around some more, Emily and Alice move to calm her again but she stops herself >Her screen becomes completely blank and her limps go limp >Alice looks at the machine’s screen “Oh, oh no...” >This worries Emily “Ms Alice… uhm… what happened? Is Zen going to be alright?” >Alice bites her lower lip “She updated her internal clock… wow she was out for a long time, listen girls this is going to take me a while you should go” >You leave the hospital “Well… what now Uzi?” >”I-i’m going back home, Emily I’m sorry I got us in trouble again” “Don’t worry about it! And your dad said we’re not in that much trouble!” >“Yeah…” >It was the fist time you’ve seen him act like that >He’s never so… harsh >And you’ve done worse things that made him less angry >First time you’ve seen him on the job too… >”Emily, I really need to go, we’ll talk later ok?” “Sure thing Uzi, take care” >Dad is already waiting for you when you return “Uzi” >”Did you tell mom?” “No, I did not” >Well, you at least have that going in your favour >Khan gives you an expecting look “Well then?” >”I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have done that!” “But you did! And you could have gotten yourself and Emily killed! Those tunnels are unstable! They could collapse any time!” >You don’t respond “You are a bad influence on your friend” >No you’re…. >Emily wouldn’t have done any of this were it not for you… >You screwed up >You know what’s coming >”I’m grounded then? Banned from seeing Emily as well?” “No” >Yeah figures… >Wait what? >You were sure you’ve done it this time “At least not completely” >What does that mean? “I understand that teenagers have their excesses, and that you… didn’t really go out until recently, but that doesn’t excuse what you did” >He reaches for something in his pocket “Still, keeping you inside the house and alone wouldn’t do any good, so instead you’re going to wear this from now on” >He hands you a cloth band with some sort of device on the side >”What is this?” “An ankle monitor, the smallest model we had, you should be able to hide it your shoes” >WHAT!? >He’s treating you like a criminal! >Khan scowls “Uzi, you’ve proven that you will wander off somewhere dangerous if given the chance, and that you will drag others along with you, I just want you to stay safe...” >You look him in the screen >You can.. feel that doing this is hurting him “… and if that requires monitoring your location, so be it” >”Ok dad…” >You put the device on your left leg >Khan begins to smile “And now I’ll know if you’re skipping classes or not” >What? >You don’t skip classes! “Tell that to your grades” >You begin to pout >Dad eases up and laughs “Ahaha… but really, don’t do that ever again, and that thing is tamper proof so don’t even think about it” >You won’t… he’s not going to tell mom right? “Why would I? She’d tear both our heads off” >Your mom begins to yell from her workshop “Honey! You’re home!? And what w-was that racket?” >Mom enters the living room >She moves differently >Doesn’t need to support herself on the walls, instead she’s using a cane “Y-you’re not w-working o-overtime today Khan?” >She notices you standing next to dad “D-did Uzi get herself in trouble?”
>>306103 “She was playing some stupid games today” >Moms mood sours “Uzi….” >”Sorry” >She hits you gently on the top of your head “Well from what I gather dad already torn you a new one, so I don’t need to scold you, so chin up would you?” >You tear your screen away from the floor >Dad sighs and begins to walk away “I’m going to be in my office if you need anything” >Mom gives you a hug and returns to her workshop >You enter your room >Maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn >THIS SUCKS! >How are you meant to do necromancy now? >Your dad will know whenever you enter the tunnels >Stupid ankle monitor! >You’ve only worn it for 10 minutes and you can feel it constricting you >So what if you went somewhere where you’re not supposed to! >You’re a witch! You should go wherever you please! >You need more power! >Yeah that’s it! >Another ritual! >But what would top raising the dead? >You take the book out and start flipping through it >Preferably something that Emily wouldn’t be too opposed to doing >Chassis polishing… >Screen replacement… >Anatomy adapter installation? >Uhh you should have paid more attention in biology classes >Whatever, Emily could be the biomancer >But you’ll pick subclasses later, now for something with quick returns…. >Dissembler conversion…. >Oh… >Oh, YES! >This is it! >But you’ll need materials >Some, really specific materials…. >You begin to hatch a plan >You’ll need to really think this one through… >And you shouldn’t work things out alone >Emily should help you out, she’ll catch whatever you glance over >Thankfully you already added her as a friend on a certain voice communicator >You turn your PC on and send a message to Emily >“Hop on VC” >After a while she picks up your call “Hi Uzi! How did the things with your parent’s go?” >”Could have went better, I got a cursed item placed on me” “Cursed item?” >You turn your camera on and raise your leg enough to bring the ankle monitor up to it >”Got this revealing my location at all times” “Wow, that’s a bit… extreme…” >”Yeah, but we should plan our next ritual anyway” “A-are you sure? After what happened today? Maybe we should give it a rest for a while?” >Nonsense >And what else does she want to do? “I actually have game I wanted to play for a while, haven’t found a place to download it yet though, and we should study as well, there are tests next week and you need to get a C average remember” >Oh yeah studying… >What was that game she said she wanted to play? “Argatha’s Pylon 3” >You start searching >Some sort of RPG >Even has a co-op mode >You search your usual sources and quickly find a torrent >After a while of explaining to Emily how to pirate games both of you have the game installed >You play for a while >Hey this game is actually really good >You and Emily made your characters robots >Obviously >You play a cool necromancer warlock >Emily chose to play as a cleric >A bit of an anti synergy but you manage >You don’t spec into raising minions anyway, you got your fair share of that already >You need to find the section in your book about eldritch blasts and chromatic orbs >Emily has to stop you from killing every human NPC you find >Your progress is slow but steady >Would be a bit faster but Emily keeps taking brakes >Not real life ones no >She constantly returns to camp so that she can romance the NPC companion she insists on bringing everywhere >He isn’t even that good at combat! >He’s a support characters that can only heal robots! >Alright that’s not a problem >But Emily is already a healer! >And his combat buffs suck >20% less damage taken? >50% more movement speed? >You’re a backline caster! >You don’t move! You stand in the backline, you cast your spells and if an enemy hits you with something that’s not chip damage, you die! >Emily takes another romance break >Ughhh…. >”Do you really have to? Really that fleshie’s romance buff isn’t even that good!” “Shush Uzi, this is the best part!” >Emily’s character and the NPC kiss, the screen fades to black >”Is… is this it?” >Emily doesn’t respond >But you can hear her typing away at her keyboard furiously >”Emily you there? You’re writing something?” “Uhh…. Just taking notes! So that we know what quests we have to do” >”Uhhh right…” “By the way Uzi” >”Yeah?” “Do you think Zen is going to be alright?” >“She should be fine, Alice probably won’t do anything horrific to her” “Not what I meant! You know she… doesn’t really have anything, no family friends, the only life she knew is gone and they way she acted in the hospital...” >You… haven’t really though about it that way… >You are responsible for her current predicament
>>306104 >Surely dead wouldn’t be better… >”She’ll be fine, I’m sure” >You’re not >And you don’t want to think about it >So you focus on the game >You play well into the night >Eventually Emily decides to go to bed >You watch anime for a bit and got to sleep yourself >You wake up the next day >It’s 12am >You have a weird feeling you forgot about something >Ahh damn it! >You didn’t read about the ritual at all yesterday! >You’ll do it today, you can’t allow yourself to be distracted >You got a message from Emily “Uzi, please call me when you wake up, there is a problem with Zen” >You fulfil her request and call her >”Hi Emily, what happened with Zen?” “She’s gone!” >”Gone?” “I went to the hospital to check on her and she wasn’t there!” >”Anyone tell you what happened?” “Miss Alice told me some people from the WDF came in after her check-up and took her with them” >”Well they should take care of her or something, I don’t think they’ll do anything bad to her” “Yes, but I’m still worried about her…” >”I’ll ask dad if he knows anything about what happened to her” “Really? Thanks!” >”You’re welcome” >You hang up and get out of bed >You spend the day reading up on the ritual >Once dad returns home you do ask him about Zen >He doesn’t know anything >Sarah was the one who took things over concerning her >Sarah was nice, you’re sure Zen is in good hands >You think you have enough of a grasp on what you want to do to be able to discuss it with Emily >You start a voice call with her again >You try to talk her into working on a plan for completing the ritual “Uzi maybe we should study for that test?” >”Ahhh sure maybe later, say how about we play that game from yesterday again? You said you wanted to get some outfit for that NPC you liked” >Emily agrees >That boos fight was fun! >Oh man, it’s really late >You have to go to sleep, you have school tomorrow >… >You still don’t have a plan for the ritual! >Damn it! >The next day you meet Emily at school >You’re sitting in class, the teacher left for some reason >”Oh man, I hate mondays! And what is taking the teacher so long!” “He’s probably getting our tests ready” >”Tests? Ahhh! Emily I didn’t study please help me!” >You begin to scramble in panic >Emily begins to laugh “Uzi! We’re starting with homeroom this week” >You begin to blush >”Bite me Emily, not funny!” >You cross your arms and being to pout >Emily laughs again “We only have a biology test this week and it’s on friday, we can study whenever you want” >”Wednesday please” >The teacher enters the class, there is another drone with him >Hey, she looks familiar… “Alright class, another student will be joining us from now on” The girl next to him has white eyes, short black hair, she wears a simple button up shirt and a red skirt “Hey Uzi is that…” >The new drone speaks up >Her voice is quiet, almost whisper like, you barely make out what’s she’s saying over the chatter of your classmates “Um… hello, my name is Zen….” >It is her! >You and Emily begin to wave to her >Zen notices you >She shyly waves back >Zen walks to the end of the class and sits next to you >There is an empty seat because some people decided to move away from you >Whatever they can bite you! You have a new better classmate >The teacher begins to drone on about nothing “Hi Zen! Good to see you” >”Sup! why are you here?” >She responds after an awkward moment of silence >She speaks really quietly, like she’s afraid to talk “T-they told me to start going to school…” >”Someone from the WDF?” “The one with brown hair, told me she’ll be watching me…” >”Who, Sarah?” “Maybe that was her name… she said she’d come for me later...” >Emily leans out of her desk “It’s nice that you’ll be joining us! I was worried about you!” >Zen looks at her with a mixed expression and doesn’t respond >The lesson passes your and Emily’s attempts at talking with Zen end mostly fruitlessly she sometimes nods yes or no to simple questions >Recess starts and you leave the class >You and Emily wait for Zen to leave >She doesn’t? >Everyone else left, you’re sure you didn’t miss her >You pop your heads back into class >Zen is still siting at her desk >You walk up to her >She’s mumbling to herself “They bite at the marrow they bite and bite… and then they lap up the red…” >Emily reaches out to her and places her hand on her shoulder “Hey Zen you alright there?” >Zen jumps up in her seat and shrieks in fear “I’m doing what they want, I’m doing what they want!” >”Wow, there… what who wants?” >She glares at you and Emily >Now you’re spooked >There’s something deranged in her screen >She laughs to herself >The laughter turns into crying and then stops “I don’t understand…”
>>306106 >Emily sits next to her “Don’t understand what?” “Why do you need all of this?” >She spreads her arms and looks around >”What? School? Yeah it’s dumb and wastes time…” >Emily looks at you with disapproval >”… but this is where we learn stuff and that’s important” >Zen attempts to shout in her hushed half tone “But we can just get information from data drivers! When they understood I only knew how to move boxes around they hooked me up to one! Filled my databanks with… elementary school stuff, then middle school, not my memories… no one’s memories… synthetic data” >They put fake memories in her head? >Metal! Maybe you should have taken up Alice’s offer? That sounds like a useful power “Oh I remember! We talked about this during that psychology class last month! Uploading data into one’s head doesn’t let us come to our own conclusions, and we can’t develop a passion for anything this way” “Then why did they fill me with so many fake memories if they want us to “develop” like this?” “There aren’t really any younger classes, no one had children in quite some time, they probably wanted you to catch up” >Yeah that checks out, you keep weaselling your way through school due to this >Can’t really hold you back a year if you would be the only person in the class >Zen slumps on her desk “I just want to go back… back to moving boxes…” >”You were a slave! Doing a thankless job for a cruel taskmaster! You have a new lease on life now!” “My manager wasn’t cruel!” >Before you two erupt into a shouting match Emily speaks up “Zen I don’t completely agree with Uzi but she’s right about one thing, that life is gone… you should try to move on” “Move on to what?” “Like I said before we could be friends! I know Uzi can be a bit rough at first but she can be really nice once you get to know her” >Hey! >You’re not rough! >And you’re not some cutesy girl underneath, you’re an evil witch! >Zen looks at you confused “See? She can be a goof ball” >”I’m not a goof ball! I’m Uzi! I’m an evil witch! And I will turn into a lizard and eat your insides if you don’t show proper respect!” >Zen lets out a quiet chuckle while Emily laughs heartily >Oh you went off the deep end again… >Zen thinks about something for a while “A-alright, I’ll try to… get used to this…” >Emily grabs her by the hands “And we’ll help you!” “Really?” “That’s what friends are for!” >Zen smiles >The schoolday continues >You try to coax Zen out of the classroom but she doesn’t budge >When classes end she finally stands up >The three of you leave the classroom >You go to the exit door and Zen suddenly stops >She looks frightened and begins to hide behind you and Emily >You look around to see what made her so scared >Oh hey that’s Sarah and she’s walking towards you “Hi girls! Staying out of trouble I hope” >She notices Zen cowering behind you “Hey, Zen… you’re doing alright?” >Zen responds in a panicked high pitched tone “Yes! I did what you wanted!” >Sarah begins to speak more quietly and gives Zen some space “Umm… good? How was school? Did you get along with your classmates?” >Zen’s voice begins to crack “Yessss? I mean I…. Everyone was… uh….” >Emily responds for her “Zen is our friend!” >Sarah gives you a surprised smile “Really? Great! I’m gonna be honest with you two… she’s a bit of a handful, she should interact with others as much as she can, could you spend some time with her?” “Of course Miss Sarah! Uzi you’re free today right?” >Actually you wanted to play some vidya today… >Emily jabs you in the side >”Yeah I don’t have anything to do” “Excellent! We placed her in temporary housing for now while we search for a foster family for her, could you walk her home and make sure she actually feels at home?” >You and Emily agree “You girls are so nice, it’s good to see young people care about their peers, oh and before you go… Zen can have episodes…. Just try to calm her down when she starts acting strange” >Episodes? >What’s that supposed to mean? “Anyway girls, I have to talk with the teachers, off you go hope you three have fun together!” >She gives you a piece of paper with an address noted down and goes to the principals office >You and Emily turn to Zen >She is huddled up behind you and mumbling >”Zen? Buddy?” “W-what? Is- is she gone?” >”Yeah, how about we take you home?” >Zen gives you a nod and begins to stand up You leave school and start walking to the address Sarah gave you “Hey Uzi we should stop at my place for a while” >”Why?” “We could grab a few boardgames and play them” >”Sounds good, what do you say Zen?” “What? Yes sure whatever you say…”
>>306107 >Ugh… alright >You stop at Emily’s house >She goes to her room for the boardgames and you wait in the living room >Before that Mrs Elijah enters the room “Emily! You brought Uzi along! And whose that? A new friend?” “That’s Zen, we’re going to her house to play board games” “Alright then, remember to be back home before 10” >She turns to you and Zen “Oh come here, let me have a look at you” >Zen takes a step forward >She holds her own hands and has trouble keeping eye contact >Elijah looks Zen up and down “Aren’t you a cutie? I’m so glad Emily managed to finally find some friends, really, she used to spend so much time typing away at her computer.. I think she still does, but now she at least leaves the house” >Emily comes back with a stack of cardboard boxes “Alright guys, I think this should be enough” >You help Emily with the boxes and leave “Have fun kids!” “Thanks mom!” >”We will Mrs Elijah” “…. you too?” >You enter Zen’s house >It’s one of the smaller hab units they assign to single people without kids >It’s modestly furnished “This is where I’m going to stay?” “Yes, at least for now, Miss Sarah said she’s searching for a foster family for you” “A foster family…” >You plop the boxes you had in your hands on the table >”So, what do we play first?” “We should ask Zen” >Emily turns to her >Zen looks at you both “I… I….” >She starts backing herself against a wall “I don’t know I never play a game before please I’m sorry I….” “It’s alright, we should start with something simple then, how about this?” >She picks up a pack of cards >It’s UNO >You explain Zen the rules >The last time you played a board game of any kind was when you were 8 >You and your parents stopped having game nights after you discovered torrenting games >Right, time to own these two >… >”Ha take that! UNO!” >You play the red seven >Emily plays a red +2 >Zen plays a blue +2 >Hahaha! Emily’s attack will come to bite her in the ass! >You play a red +2 >Emily play a yellow +2 >Oh… poor Zen >Zen plays a green +2 >You look at your hand >You try to keep your anger contained as you draw 10 cards >Oh alright, you can still win this! >4 skip cards! >You stun lock Emily and get rid of most of your cards >It’s your turn again and you place one card, leaving you with only one again >This is it! >You will win! >You will show these two who is the true master of cards! “Um…. Uzi didn’t say uno?” “She did not” >Aw shucks >You draw four cards >Emily and Zen make their moves “Uh… uno?” >That’s bad Zen’s close to wining you have to claw your way back! >You play your cards >Emily plays hers >Zen places her last card down “Uh… Do I win?” >Aw damn it! >Now you have to duel Emily for second place >You make your play >Emily places all of her remaining cards down >Three threes? >Really? >Awww you lost… >It was kinda fun… >It would have been better to mercilessly crush them, but it was fun nonetheless “So what do you think Zen? Wann a play something else?” “Sure, that was fun” >You go to the stack of boardgames and pick one with an interesting title >Colonists of Saturn-3 >Emily has to explain the rules to you and Zen >Wow this game is complex, it even has base building! >You need to refer to the rules pamphlet every now and them but you manage >”Emily I’ll trade for your enriched uranium what do you want?” “I need rations to get more colonists” >”2 for 1?” “3, and you’re getting four at most” >Fine, your fleshies can slim down a bit while working on that reactor >Zen just keeps idling and building factories “Um… Zen… want to trade some of your prefab buildings for something? There’s almost none left in the box” >Zen mumbles something to herself >”Hey Zen you’re ok?” >She doesn’t respond but her murmuring is getting louder “Rend the flesh, strip the bone, nibble the marrow! The red! The red flows!” >Well that’s concerning >You put your hand on her shoulder >She looks up at you >Her eyes are gone, replace by a flashing red icon and some text “Warning, Extreme Emotional Duress, Safeties Overridden” >She giggles and bits your hand >You recoil back >OUCH! “Zen what are you doing!?” >She begins to scuttle away on all fours towards a nearby vent grate >She rips of the cover and crawls into it >You and Emily look on in shock >Zen disappears in the vent, you can only hear her echoing giggling combined with the sounds of >crawling through the vent >”Wow….” >This must be one of those episodes Sarah told you about “Uzi! We need to catch her before she gets herself hurt!” >Emily’s right! >”You go get Sarah and I’ll go after her!” >Emily nods and runs out into the corridor
>>306108 >You enter the vent and try to follow the sounds of maniacal laughter and groaning metal >Your superior smaller frame allows you to crawl faster and you quickly catch up to Zen >You grab her by the ankle and hold her in place >”Zen! Calm down! I had to swallow a lot of dust to catch you!” >Zen begins to laugh lauder and thrashing against the walls of the vent >You hold on to her leg >She tries to kick you with her free one >She misses the first few times and you block the next >As you brace yourself for another, the vent collapses under you >You both fall into the corridor >Good thing you’re drop resistant… >Zen has already got up and started running away screaming as loud as she can “The red flows from the marrow! They drink of it and drink! Revelling in the thirst!” >You get up, and start to chase her >The people in the corridor look on at the spectacle you’re a part of >Zen violently pushes away anyone who gets in her way >This is bad, you won’t catch up to her at this rate, you need to corner her somehow >Wait she took a turn right here! >That’s a dead end! >Great now just to catch her >Zen reaches the end of the corridor >”Hey Zen! It’s me, Uzi! Your friend! Why don’t we just go back to your home and play some games?” >Zen doesn’t respond instead she rushes to a nearby manhole, picks it up and throws it at you >You just barely dodge it >Zen jumps into the now uncovered tunnel >Oh great you forgot about this, you need to hurry otherwise she’s going to be lost in those tunnel >You chase her in the dark >She’s still to fast for you >Wait >This is the tunnel you were in the last time >That means the collapsed part is just up ahead! >This is your chance! >Zen stops before the pile of rocks blocking the tunnel >Before she can react you throw yourself at her and pin her to ground >She thrashes about trying to throw you off but you don’t let go >After a while she stops struggling, then laughing >Zen goes limp for a second >Her screen goes dark and lights up with her eyes after a while “Uzi? Where are we? What happened? I wanted to build a space elevator…” >You let go of Zen and fall to the ground panting >Man this tired you out >Oh… you need to get out of here before someone… “UZI!” >….catches you again >The ankle monitor… >Right >Well that’s it >You’re screwed >You leave the tunnel with your dad >You can tell he is livid just by looking at him >Zen is extremely disoriented as to how she got here >You climb the ladder back into the corridor >You get yourself ready for the scolding of a century >Before that happens Emily and Sarah round the corner “Uzi! Did you catch Zen? We followed the trail of people who said they’ve seen two crazy drones chasing each other” >Khan gives them a brief glance before focusing back on you “Uzi, what did I say about…” >Sarah interrupts him “Wait boss! Wait! She was trying to help!” “Help?” “Yeah this is the girl from two days ago, you know the one who Yeva was evaluating yesterday” >Dad looks pleasantly surprised “Really? I’m sorry then Uzi, you did the right thing” >For real? >Great! Does that mean he will take this stupid spy device of you? “No, no no, that stays, but you’re not in trouble” >”And what if I need to chase Zen into a restricted area again?” >Dad sighs “Then you’ll be excused again, Sarah tell Yeva she’ll be seeing her new patient sooner rather than later” “Sure thing boss, I always knew having a psychologist around was good just in case” “Uzi, you and your friends can go, I’ll close up this manhole so no once can open it without tools” >You go back to playing boardgames >You don’t focus on them that much >You have a plan how to get the things you need for the ritual
So this was given a mention in the latest chapter which you should read : ), so now it's time to properly introduce it because it's a...very important part of the worldbuilding. So here we have the Sapling! This is also where the "planty" aspect of this setting will start to show up.
>a strange amalgam of plant matter and synthetic “flesh” that essentially acts as a Drone's stomach. >they were created very early on in the history of the Heavenly Lands' Drone population, being blessings born from the Mother Tree itself; they were made for the purpose of providing a stable oil supply to the burgeoning machine civilization, thanks to the Heavenly Lands actually being surprisingly poor in oil reserves, not nearly enough to secure a big and prospering population >they produce a special type of oil that acts just like the dark fluid that fueled Drones during man's era, the only difference being the vegetably smell and taste >the fluid is produced from any source of organic food a Drone would consume, which is how and why Drones now eat actual food >the oil is constantly flowed through the body similar to a circulatory system, though it's not with the purpose of transporting nutrients, but keeping the fluid ever flowing, with “old” oil returning into the Sapling to be broken down; essentially, the Sapling acts as a heart, stomach and liver all in one >Saplings have an “eye” which is only ever exposed if they're outside a body, using it to navigate their environment to find their origin source; they don't have a mind of their own nor do they retain a part of a Drone's consciousness like a Solver Core, but are still able to move around if they're removed from a body, looking to return back in it, being driven purely by instinct >Saplings are generally added in a new Drone body before the transfer from a Pill Baby occurs in order for the vegetable to properly establish its inner root system; outsiders can have a Sapling surgically implanted in them, but the rooting process is often described as “very uncomfortable, like you can feel something crawling and growing in you and spreading in every inch of your body” >a Drone with a Sapling isn't required to eat constantly like how an organic being would, being able to go a few good months without touching a morsel, however, in time the Sapling will start to demand food, often through hunger pains; it's still not recommended to go such a long time without food, though, since it might cause internal damage to the Sapling due to the process of oil recycling, causing a build-up of harmful toxins each cycle due to a lack of fresh nutrients >a peculiar side effect that developed in Drones after the integration of Saplings was the appearance of organic hair, no longer requiring the use of wigs; the hair in this case is based on plant fibers rather than keratin, making it much more silky and sometimes fluffier than human hair >this detail has actually made Drones native to the Heavenly Lands subjects of scrutiny, with outsiders that can't afford wigs seeing them as “privileged” >in fact, the entire deal with Saplings has made them reviled by certain outsider populations, those that struggle with finite quantities of oil in absolutely unforgiving environments and heavy competition; >there is one subset of Drones, however, that see Saplings as a godsend, those being Witches (at least the ones that live on the Eastern Continent and aware of the Heavenly Lands), since a constant supply of oil to their hungering Cores solves their main issue when it comes to their powers, though the catch to this solution is that they can never leave the Heavenly Lands, since returning to the barren lands of the rest of Copper 9 will mean the slow, but certain death of their Sapling since they won't have a proper supply of food and water to sustain it; the more crafty and advanced Witches have figured out *spells to allow them to create food, though a common thing they've also figured out is that they don't really have a reason to return to their toxic, freezing lands now that they had found paradise
*Yeah all the programs and functions that the Solver granted to their host are now referred by as “spells”
>>306116 So yeah, you might wanna catch up to the stuff that's been happening in S2 cuz I'm gonna delve more and more into stuff that might fall out of context if you haven't read anything. https://archiveofourown.org/series/5137916
Cuuni Uzi Intermission 3 now with Doll and very short >Be Doll >You’re chatting with Lizzy over the phone “What’s up bestie? How was the rave?” >It was ok >But you did see someone there you didn’t expect >Uzi “The purple thing? Was she giving you trouble?” >No >She was just kinda there for a while >She talked with her parents and then she was gone “Well problem solved then” >No, seeing her there made you think about the past >When you Beau and Uzi were little >You miss them both >Sure you visit Beau from time to time, regardless of his state >But you haven’t spoken with Uzi ever since that day >Sure she said some horrible stuff, really hurt you >But you were both young! Barely old enough to be in normal bodies >And you overreacted a bit and you understand Uzi >At least now you do >And you think you’re ready to forgive her >You want your friend back >But you don’t know how to talk to her “Aren’t you great and forgiving, but I doubt the gremlin will take your olive branch” >You think? “If she wanted forgiveness she would have asked for it a long time ago” >Mabe… “Listen, how about I talk with her on your behalf?” >”Ты сделаешь это для меня?” (Would you do this for me?) “Anything for my bestie!” >”Спасибо, Лиззи” (Thanks Lizzy)
>>306117 I promise I'll finally read it and season one once the christmas break begins
>>306127 Judging from the conversation, I think it happened the day after Uzi and Emily's outing, and then Lizzy acted like a bitch and didn't tell Uzi that Doll wanted to make peace. It seems like she really was up to something.
>>306134 I think that's unlikely, since after the war, they would definitely want to eliminate a figure like her, because she is definitely not a simple mutant, and she has definitely done MUCH MORE bad things than just eating brains to survive.
>>306138 Hey! Y is a nerd not a Bimbo! And I'm gonna be honest this is a trash fetish, you want them with those freaky silicone pads that are bigger than your head? How would you even give a drone DSL? And if you want a woman whose personality is just being dumb and bitchy you should get help
CG-30 "Anchor" Combat Grapple: >A Combinations of several tool/armament concepts into a single, multi-use utility item >Functions as: Harpoon, Chain Flail, Grappling hook, Hook Claw, etc >Unlike the standard reclaimer grapple, this ones rope has been replaced with a cast-titanium Chain, which increases both its strength and weight by a considerable amount. >For most users, this tool would be far too heavy and unwieldy to use properly, posing a considerable threat to self injury or entanglement if not carefully, however AVRE's Proficiency with both the standard grapple and various flail throughout her carrier makes this tool absolutely deadly in her hands (arms? idk) >Also, She likes the sounds of the winch system as it works the chain, causing a fury of sparks if it does it quickly enough
XHL-03 "Rook" Experimental Hardlight Projector: >A Hardlight system mount on the wrist that can be use to cast various projections including Shields,blades, and other utilitys >Built more for user safety then potential impact damage, any blades are anymore sharp then the standard steel equivalent, but with the strength of a reclaimer behind it, it can still cut though most things with ease given enough strength in the swing >This also means you can safely rest items on the projections without risk of damage/harm (warning, prolong contact with skin and cause sunburns) >Higher energy draws can make it withstand more impacts without shattering, but at risk of the hardlight bulbs burning out >Experiments with higher temp Bulb arrays ongoing, with temp goals reaching stages of plasma being sought after.
>>306073 Liam needs moar anons killed off for the interseason season (b4 we get another season of MD or whatever he does next, anons getting killed off is
do you think Y gets off on constantly pointing her stinger at people’s necks or is she really internally anxious and it’s like like a nervous tick like nail biting
>>306153 DD affection behaviors: >threatening >scaring >biting >purring >drooling violently >refusing to leave your house >carving your name into their shells >bringing you dead drone parts >winning a fight with another DD in front of you to prove their strength
>>306155 >J runs a very successful 'dating help' business wherein she shows up to try and steal another DD's man and then throws the fight so the human will know that her customer is impressive and strong.
>>306157 >But in reality, J thought her services would be hired by weaklings and she'd be able to steal one of their human boyfriends >She failed even there
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I am aware that many anons have come down with a condition called Keet Fatigue, but I must sadly announce that there will be another category 5 Keeter event at some point in the near future
>>306160 >anon lets loose with several dozen, stringed-together homophobic slurs on XBox Live before sinking into his DD bro's embrace and taking a well-earned sip of gamer fuel
>>306180 >Anons begin to protect their favorite wives from the demented bastard of an Anon going around blasting people with Bimboray3000 >Anons forced to watch their once flat, intelligent, soft waifus become drooling busty whores >Why didnt you protect them anon, their appeal is completely gone now
>>306164 >tumblr That's wild. /co/mblr is real apparently. Pretty dumb if you're reposting stuff from 4chan's drawthreads to other sites but some people are attention-starved ig
>>306194 Only some OC have died after their creators left. Most oc die while their creators are still around, but they're not discussing or illustrating said oc. Nobody wants to pick up on that oc because they have no idea what the original creator had in mind or they don't want to offend the original guy by stepping all over the original vision, and then it just becomes a feedback loop. This is probably why gimmicky characters are slightly more likely to remain in the thread consciousness, cuz there isn't really strict parameters to abide by. It's just a drone head inside a bucket.
Imagine going to a DD rave Imagine drones getting handsy Imagine not being able to see the ultraviolet paint they put on you Imagine all of the lewd things getting written on you that you can't see, but they can
>>306207 >imagine the shocked and disappointed look on the digital face of your DD mom as you come back home and she sees all the terrible things painted on you
>>306234 U-U trying to play basketball with each other has to be something fun to watch >Both know what the other is going to do >Its the perfect Defense and Offense >Screaming at each other the whole time.
>>306241 That's when she's a proto-DD mutant. >>306238 The general assumption is that the eyes in that band can see just fine, but the eyes in her visor still can't see for shit.
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>Decided to reformat my Outpost-6 character chart to be a bit more well-organized, with more concise character descriptions, since with the old one, a lot of them were me outright trying to figure out their characters as I wrote them up. >Because goddamn these brain worms won't leave me alone about Outpost-6 lately. >The 'tism never dies.
>>306237 >Jane and Bonnies relationship being Toxic or Unloving. I think it takes away from the tragedy of what happened. I think one of the worst parts about the deal Jane took is that it was never a choice. Put yourself in her shoes. The war's lost, every day is a nightmare and the nights are worse than that. HQ is gone, supplies are what you can steal from other survivors, you have no orders, nobody's coming to rescue you. The only reason you haven't gone through with your 9mm retirement plan is because she's still here.
>>306236 Nothing bother me really but hope there's clear things a bit:
>SD-Fb enjoy the little pleasures in life, because they're made for pleasure. >SD-C# is obsessed with making pleasure perfect, to get high off the pride of achievement. >He see the solver as the embodiment of perfection >He Worship the solver like a god, since then it's like C#'s goal is to achieve art more perfect then their equivalent to God. >Which, of course, is impossible.
>Strawberry isn't a child. And she has ptsd from apples and a dd that kill her friend. >Fungus and mushrooms are not plants. >The parasite is inspired by those things that grow out of ants and Left hands from Design >Her homeworld is Agro-C not Copper-9 or Earth.
>>306237 Adding onto this, really hated seeing at the beginning where people portrayed Jane as a super soldier who could ever take out a Drone in combat. Jane was always more fun as a scrappy survivor setting up traps to defeat overpowered threats then someone who could actually do anything in combat. a Drone will kill a human 99 times out of 10
>>306266 Christ imagine her pulling you aside and leading you to the conference room You'd walk in wondering what she could need And then you hear the lock click
>>306272 >Anon and Abby passionate love making in empty Conference room >Suddenly, Knocking from the locked door >"HEY, I HEARD SOMEONE SCREAMING IN HERE" >Oh god its Bonnie >"IS EVERYTHING OKAY" >You're both too embarrassed to respond, Abby is already off of your dick, she spat the cum out of her mouth and is frantically putting her clothes on >You hear a loud BANG at the door >"DO NOT WORRY. THE DOOR IS LOCKED, BUT I CAN BUST IT DOWN, I WILL SAVE YOU!!!" >The banging continues, Abby is struggling to put her pants back on with her very weak and trembling legs >It is too late, after a final kick, the door goes flying and hits Abby in the face knocking her out cold. Her half nude body displayed across the floor >"Huh, wha- Oh hi Anon! Is everything okay in here?" Bonnie asks >You raise a shaky thumbs up, still completely nude and cock dangling, abby is unresponsive >"Ah Good! Okay be safe now, and let me know if you hear anymore screaming"
Took me a bit of jorking but I fully replicated 4chan's auto update functionality. It adds a checkbox that persists in local storage to enable auto updating. If no new posts are detected, it waits longer and longer times. If new posts are detected, the tab title is updated and a red line appears until you scroll to the bottom. I tested it all day and it seems good but if anything is fucky let me know, or just tweak it yourself. Enjoy.
Userscript code it too long to include in a post so here you go. https://pastebin.com/YAMziW4k
>>306211 The mother must be proud of her son that he is so popular among drones. One just has to hope she doesn't specify what gender some of those drones were.
>>306313 Glad it's useful anon. I'm currently figuring out if its possible to implement (you) functionality because I hate not knowing what posts are responding to me at a glance.
>>306236 Mainly just the outside slander to Alice, it was worse back when 6 was new and nowadays even the ressit seems to have noticed things like the significance of the oven cores (last time I checked there were a few posts about it, nothing pre 2025) and one of them even noticed her head respawning in the background, but overall these are very rare occurences and obviously sensational search for internet points, none of these accounts went looking anymore in depth or tried to help fuether. Nothing like noticing of the fingerbite significance or nore characterisation of her. Overall it remains bad, but agressive/scared attitudes went largely extinct by now, but the issue of people autofilling their brainrotten tropeslop onto Alice's character, like the wikipedia article listing Alice as killer of the other subjects (the only thing vaguely suggesting this even then only narratively is Amda dying in the intro and Amda being on Alice's table in 6, any lpgic or other detail is explicitly against this) and so on. Beyond that idc really I avoid other md people outside of youtube animation (not the retarded video essay youtubers), memewise that one fag crying that Tessa killed Cyn is still unbeaten
>>306325 Go to https://dronebooru.co/pools/gallery make a pool, name it and copy and paste the post numbers that include the comic collection and if you wish to, you can modify the pool description and name, please tell me if you are having problems with it
I already made the pool for that collection, so no worries
>December 1st 12:01 AM >Uzi's limbs explode out of her sockets >N feels a familiar craving of babies and suffering >the Viscous Fiend screeches in the night
>>306338 >Tessa in her wack ass mind prison watching Cyn cuck her in her own body >The corpse gets pregnant >Cyn plops her consciousness back in for the birth and takes over again one that is done
>>306295 Please feel free to use anything you see fit to implement it on the site side. I'd love to see it work out of the box.
The only difference in behavior I know of currently is when you make a post, the auto update will flag it as "new" when 4chan knows not to "notify" you when your own post appears. As I said in my response to the other anon, I will need to know if each post is made my (you) before I can make that work.
I know our drawfags don’t have to take requests or own us anything, but why does it have to be Strawberryanon is the only one doing them every single day? It bug me so much.
>>306355 Yeah, I just saw the postcount in this thread decrease by one and saw 336 missing so I thought that was the one (in hopes someone still had it)
>>306353 Phoenix recently accepted a couple of requests, plus Bunny draws requests from time to time, plus Pavo from Nuke.
The reason other anons don't accept requests every day is because other anons' work is simply much better, which means they have to spend a lot more time creating it, because drawing beautifully is really time-consuming and difficult.
>Tessa awakens from a nightmare in cold sweat >She dreamt about Cyn killing her and wearing her skin >And worse of all she had more luck dating than her >Even got herself pregnant >And for some reason Tessa was the one who had to give birth! >Whatever it was a stupid dream >But why did the guy who Cyn shagged looked like one of the other technicians that are planetside >Maybe she should update her space tinder profile >She should ask J to be in her photos >This will make all fellow drone lovers know she's for real and not a poser
>>306353 >Cause i am Superior.[Joking of course] I see myself more of a writerfag than a drawfag, and I’m no magician, so I can’t draw everything I imagine. I’m always happy if someone else picks something up, though. I do have personal requests, but after the pointless drama, I’d rather not bring them up here.
>>306353 motivation issues causing me to be unable to draw even when its ME wanting to DRAW my OWN IDEAS, the avre art id did today was the first time i drew her in month despite wanting to work on her more. if i dident have this issue id probably be drawing alot more, for myself and doing requests
It is what it is, strawberry built different i guess
>>306352 Oh, I do have some stub code for an auto updater somewhere, it's just that I never implemented it for a variety of reasons. I was mostly commenting on the UI for the Auto box. That's something I got stumped on. Your solution makes it a CTA button, which is something to avoid because it's not a link but a form element. I suppose I'll just move it as normal text after the update button? It's a user preference so it should go there, but I've yet to add a preferences window because that's a something else altogether.
I wanted to make some changes in the way the site handles ajax post loading anyway, so I'll put this on my todo list.
>>306407 Yea I went on a bit of a goose chase looking for existing auto update behavior because the "update" button already has a <span> for a countdown. Initially I made use of that but decided to emulate 4chan's structure instead. I agree it doesn't belong as a button but as you pointed out there isn't anywhere else for it to go so I figured I'd make it match the rest of the nav controls. The issue with putting it anywhere but the far right is that the dynamic width of the countdown number will move the top, index, and catalog buttons around unpredictably. That's probably why 4chan put it where it is. Either way, I'm glad you saw it and it gave you something to think about.
>>306410 Interesting to see so people trying to reverse engineer my terrible code. So far you are the second person who did that for a particular feature. I'll have to remember that for the future.
>The issue with putting it anywhere but the far right is that the dynamic width of the countdown number will move the top, index, and catalog buttons around unpredictably. That's not an issue, just from the top of my head I can get around that in two different ways. The issue is that the current updater is a quick dirty job and I'd want to do things properly, but that brings a lot more work and other problems with it.
>>306413 It was not a necessary feature as most boards get only a few posts a day, and I did not want every loaded page to automatically keep hitting the site for updates, increasing load.
>>306417 >increasing load How much of plus4chan's traffic does /md/ cause, does it create issues with 'capacity'? Or is it just to keep everything go smoothly? I imagine if anything it would be the 300k+ saved posts and especially images but just wondering
>>306410 >>306416 What you are seeing now, our dear viewers, is two representatives of the anonymous programmer species exchanging their code. Representatives of this species do this to establish social connections within the group, since anonymous programmers, although very timid and lonely creatures, still need friends so that their code is not a piece of buggy crap.
>>306416 I'm not a web guy so I imagine you'll come up with a much better solution than I can. I don't know the codebase either and it sounds like you rolled your own solution? I couldn't find a "kobak" library/repo anywhere.
>>306418 It has nothing to do with capacity, it just increases the number of requests the server has the handle. To use your PC as an analogy, the 300k+ posts and images just take up space on the harddrive, whereas more requests sent to the server automatically means more CPU load. Most of this site's traffic is /md/ but it's not like it's auto updating every second. It's pretty similar to how often a real user would refresh.
>>306418 You guys do make the vast majority of new posts on the site. Not sure how I'd filter traffic down to this board only, but I doubt it's as bad as googlebot/bing/yandex crawling all the active file content.
>does it create issues with 'capacity'? Or is it just to keep everything go smoothly? Just a preventive measure. We don't have a load problem, but I don't want to have any either. Most work I do on the site is optimizations.
>>306422 The javascript part, with the exception of polyfills (the site is near fully compatible with IE11) and some fast hashing libraries, is entirely my own hand written implementation. Including a partial jQuery clone.
>>306425 Very nice, but it is sad how the legs end so strangely, the WDs need a way to move their tighs more upwards than the circa 20° max that's possible with onmodel. Some offmodel hips do this well but so often it leads to stuff like hipsides or straight up human hips with panels brushed on, it is really shamefull
>>306431 Thanks for answering, but in regards to crawling I often can get posts (OPs especially) from this board among the very first few results when searching a term specific enough via duckduckgo assuming crawling is related to search engines which it seems to be but I dunno for sure
>>306353 It's likely more effective to put requests or ideas (some anons don't want or didn't want to 'request') in the main threads since people see them immediately and see them at all >>306392 nta but I can't imagine how a request that isn't directly drama related could cause any, you probably have your reasons but I wanna know them now if you don't mind it >>306433 > > > Y doe
>>306445 >emissaries from the Chan Nebula land on reconstructed Earth >“hey guys we heard the war was over, we-” >“AAAAAAAHHHHHH A MUTANT” screams a liquidator >5 sentinel drones immediately start kicking the green skinned diplomats in the ribs >thus begins the first Chan-Union war
>>306378 Your request Anon. >>306440 I will not bring past dramas in the discussion but i'm controversial here. I don't see a point in requesting anything that will be just outright ignored if they knew it's coming from me. And a really parasocial Anon kept begging others to draw an oc of mine creep me out. >>306441 Want me to draw that for you...?
>>306453 4 pine nuts, an 8 ball, half a deck of playing cards selected at random, a water bottle filled 1/5 with olive green house paint, two porcelain figurines with their heads snapped off and swapped, a monocle with no lens, a candle melted my hand with a lighter, every book in any arbitrarily selected series of books say for the first and last book in the set, a wooden drawer from a dresser with the handle included but not screwed in and a kiss on the cheek (It’s exactly what she wanted)
>>306282 Very nice, anon, for some reason Tampermonkey doesn't play fine with onload events for me but on Grease it seems to work just fine. Now ask Black Hand to send you a check worth 5 drones or we flog him.
>be Anon living in the DD rape favela >Need to buy groceries >One of your usual rapists went to buy them for you >Oh she's so sweet! >The twenty pack of viagra is a bit worrying but at least you didn't have to pay for any of this at least not with money
>>306443 I remember there being a nice little sad one with a drone taking care of her not-quite-human-anymore owner by feeding him flesh which he hated himself for
>>306464 >Anon tries to put his dastardly plan into life >On the night he chosen to burn the straw effigy his 'colaborators' lock him inside his house >They explain to him why destroying public tax payer founded property is bad >When reason fails they just apply corrective rape untill the ideas of delinquency are out of his head
>>306478 Get your head out of your penis, Norman wouldn't do that. >>306480 Boyzi is a bisexual autistic coomer, not a homo. Though he does prefer femmy males to actual women, FemN is the first actual woman he's had any interest in who wasn't a Sonic character.
>>306487 Boyzi isn't that type either. Sissiest thing he's ever done is the time he stuck a CD holder up his waste heat vent to see if he liked it (he didn't, even with the trash bag for a condom and coconut oil for lube).
>>306497 She'd also be a conspiracy theorist of the sort who believes in FEMA stashing stockpiles of plastic coffins everywhere and lead poisoning actually being government chemicals the government put in the water to turn people into amoeba water people.
I wonder how unspeakably cruel Cyn is with Vivi and the contents of her Magical Girl Pyro Vision. I wonder if she gives her quick flashes of whats really going on and she has to do extreme amounts of coping about it all being "fake" or a trick.
Imagine your life, friends, family, etc, all being fake and distorted and you having no idea the amount of harm youre actually doing
>>306510 >Anon is browsing his human hater stepson's computer and finds a whole bunch of fanfics about human-drone relationships >A whole bunch of gay fanfics about human-drone relationships >He should definitely discuss this with Fem!Khan
>>306386 I am planning on it but it will have to be next weekend at least because it requires a modification to the lineart. Will have to change the eyes, hands, remove cuts etc. it won’t take as long as the original drawing but it’s still more than I could do on a work day evening.
>>306516 >That same evening, over family dinner, Anon tells Boysie that he respects his choice and that, no matter what, he will always be his son >Throughout entire tirade, Boysie couldn't understand what the hell this stupid bag of meat was talking about
>>306519 >No, seriously. V needs pants. >The bunker actually had a meeting about it and they almost all unanimously voted to get the guy to wear pants (save a few drooling worker drone women)
>an entire month of hearing Pavo's balls creak and groan under pressure >you feel like a U-boat captain in the cold waters of the North Atlantic, never sure if the pressure vessel on your ship will fail >but now >she's gonna blow
That's it. I've had it with you faggots. >Gives Pavo a haircut. >Deflates his ass. >Rips off his stupid plume. >Deletes Gay.exe from his system files. >Installs Straight.exe in its place.
>DD Emily stalks the Anon she likes >Emily wants to talk to him but she is too shy >Suddenly Anon is violently manhandeled by a sentinel drone >The sentinel is trying to kidnap Anon >Something snaps in Emily and she attacks the sentinel despite knowing it's suicide >Emily wins >The sentinel was a worker using a conversion kit >Anon thanks her >Spaghetti falls out of her pocket >Somehow Emily doesn't fumble it that hard and she manages to ask Anon out
>>306529 >You turn Pavo straight >He gives you a dark, metrosexual smile and leaves >Later, you hit it off with a drone girl, she gives you her number >You go home to text her, only to get a photo back >It's her and Pavo, his arm wrapped around her >That's fine, you can try again >Every girl you meet, Pavo sweeps in and takes >Even the DDs, even the humans >You book a trip across the galaxy to meet a drone you're talking to online via several proxies >Finally, you hit it off and marry her >The peacock either can't or won't pursue, you're safe >You raise a child, at one point scaring your wife when you ask for a code test because her eyes came out blue, but she's yours >Decades pass, your daughter graduates from college and announces she's coming home with someone >Your heart stops as Pavo walks in behind her, waving at you while he smiles just like he did that day you turned him straight
I'm gonna rewrite Jane's backstory because I'm tired of Pocketsteaks characterizing Cyn as The Miracle from Blasphemous in all of his OC backstories.
>Jane is a traumatized wreck from being killed to the last man multiple times by drones (DRONES! NOT MUTANTS! DRONES!) >She's desperate to find a way out that doesn't involve getting eaten by a drone or executed by an overzealous officer that's also at his wit's end. >She pulls a Hernan Cortez and kills a couple guys for their credentials to be put in cryo and shipped off to Copper-9 to act as a security detail for Cabin Fever Labs. >Jane tells Bonnie her plan and she's horrified by Jane's craven and treasonous actions. >Jane is forced to kill Bonnie to avoid her telling anyone what she did. >Jane blots out Bonnie's eyes in their photo because she can't bear to look at them anymore after what she did. >Jane awakes from cryo to the post-apocalypse. >Earth is gone, Copper-9 is completely inhospitable, and there are drones EVERYWHERE. >Only option left is to hide in plain sight. >Jane falls into despair and alcoholism. >Enter Beretta Doorman. >Coming from a family of dysfunctional weirdos, she is able to recognize Jane's eccentricities as a cry for help. >Jane is cold, delirious, and halfway to ego death so friendship with a drone feels like a good thing at this point. >Now Jane is at an impasse between two identities >Jane the Human is the true self but it holds only pain and lamentations. >Jane the Drone is a farce but she is completely unfettered by any emotional baggage. >Jane can't fully commit to either side without causing self harm to her body or her psyche. >At least Beretta is always there to bring her to the center.
>>306546 Anon, are you really ready to go to war against the vast bureaucratic machine of the Union, full of sexually obsessed, lonely drones? Damn, you have the courage humanity needs.
>>306540 The first sample of your cream will be acuired shortly after you turn her on and she will get it straight from the tap so no way to trick her with a cup and then she will be able to tell the diffrence just by looking
>>306543 >tfw Pavo isn't my best bro/wingman and it's not me being happy to set him up with my robo-daughter in this timeline Why are you such a faggot, anon?
Also totally inaccurate. Pavo doesn't have his plume.
>>306557 You may be plotting to destroy the New World Order, but God save your damn soul if you don't pay your taxes, because only He can slow down the IRS drones from coming for your ass.
>>306561 At first he wanted to get you the good way, without putting pressure on you, but you forced him, so now all you can do is crawl to him and ask for forgiveness for everything you did, because only he now decides your fate.
>Check barely on-topic fagbait OC >Union >Cuckoldry >Ball inflation cum fetish >Forced gay cum eating fetish I pray to Cyn everyday that we will eventually have some way to ban these people or at least put them in a concentration thread.
Pavo does make a surprisingly capable wingman for his straight friends. He'll even help hook you up with a DD (after ribbing you for having bad taste in women). Though in that case he just gives advice, since his presence tends to unnerve them.
>>306579 Pavo is a great guy, he'll definitely help his straight friend find the perfect girl. Sure, he'll try to convince you at first that it's better to choose a sentinel drone or a human, since the chances of meeting a cannibalistic maniac are much lower among them than among disassembly drones. But for your sake, he'll use his privileges to access the state crime archive and find the one who's most suitable for you.
>>306514 >Deep down Vivi knows reality is not always as she perceives it to be >Originally Vivi thought it worked strictly off 'Lucid Dreaming' rules; That her sheer force of willful (dis)belief was enough to keep the "false" horror from bleeding in >As time went on Vivi discovered this was only half-true; Sticking to the "plot" of her unfolding magical girl adventure turns out to be just as important as remaining in-character >Yet despite this, Vivi still chose blissful ignorance and refused to entertain the idea that's she's effectively being railroaded into a suspiciously episodic & cliche-filled journey >Ultimately this was all for naughty as the 'defeat' of Cyn naturally resulted in Vivi's facade forming cracks she can no longer easily ignore nor fix on her own
>>306591 Well, seeing all the nightmare that happened during the solver war, embracing fantasy doesn't seem like such a bad decision, but yes, after Cyn's defeat, returning to reality will be very painful.
>>306353 I can't speak for any other drawfags but a lot of times I'm just tired from my job by the end of the week and there are personal hobbies I neglect a lot that I wish I had more time to work on, including drawing settings that have nothing to do with Murder Drones. If I tried to make myself take requests every weekend it would really start feeling like a second (unpaid) job.
>>306600 >That torso Is this the legendary shortstack sentinel? Will I be able to princess carry her? If a drone gives you something from thier tail to drink, dont! It's mind control nanite ambrosia that will make you fall in love with them! Oooh! Y brought me lemon juice! and it looks funky!
>>306595 Alright, it was mentioned that she had wings and tendrils and I'm not good with those but i could use till weekend to practice them before drawing her again. Anything else?
>>306604 The wings are flesh wings like Uzi and episode 5 V and the Cynwalker have, and her third arm that comes out of her back like her wings (but isn't necessarily always out at the same time as them, like how Uzi's tail can come out without her wings) is a thicker version of Uzi's tail with a radially symmetrical three clawed (metal claws, like DDs and episode 5 V have) hand at the end instead of that dragon head thing.
>>306608 well yeah, servicing the DDs at the temple, male and female alike, is a divine duty in their religion, some Solver cultists spend almost all their time with their heads between DD thighs
sentinel equipped with an experimental weapon so powerful and potentially unstable it requires an additional AI to safely use. the secondary AI is housed in and operates her modified tail. it doesn't like her very much.
>>306609 >tfw no worker drone to use her solver powers to shrink you and suck on you like a piece of candy >she spends her day shifting you from cheek to cheek, burying you under her massive, slick tongue, and teasing you as she brushes her taste buds against your sensitive body >she can feel your every movement and breath inside her- she knows when you're close >and when she wants some more flavor, she pins your member beneath her tongue and humps it against you until you cum >the thought of having a little (you) inside her all day, completely under her control- yet with the risk of being exposed- is incredibly arousing to her >her colleagues know there is something going on, the way she rubs her legs together and blushes her core temp increasing and fans spinning faster and faster as the day goes by- but haven't quite put all the pieces together >when she returns to her quarters for the day she's drenched in arousal and spits you into her hand >giving you a loving spooch and letting you hug her lips, she gushes about how much she loves you inside her >she lowers you to a second set of lips wetter, plumper, and hungrier than the ones on her face >spreading her entrance wide you spend the afternoon cave exploring >you know every inch of her insides, her most sensitive spots, and you rub and massage her insides in a way only you can, bringing her to the brink again and again only to let her simmer in her own arousal >her trembling fingers tease her lips as you work inside, brushing along the edge of her folds >she's too disciplined to stick her fingers further inside, completely confident in your ability to satisfy her >eventually, you bring her to a peak she can't come down from >her insides tremble and squeeze around you, leaking her tasty lubricant as she bucks her body in the throes of an incredible orgasm >the streams of her arousal coalesce into a mighty river, washing you out and sending you flying onto a soft pillow placed between her legs specifically for you >after a day of edging herself, it takes nearly 5 minutes for her to stop squirming and squirting, breathing and panting, and finally reboot >she rolls over with a satisfied sigh, carefully crawling along the mattress as to not disturb the pillow, her blushing face rising directly in front of you >you stroke an errant strand of her hair as she leans down and plants a lover's kiss on your entire body >"You are so good to me, master," she breathes, her hot breath comforting against your bare, lubricant-slick skin >she warms a washcloth in water, tenderly washing you off between fingers as large as your body, stroking your muscles as she tells you how strong you are before drying you off >she helps you dress (otherwise, you have found, you will inevitably find yourself inside her again before long), holding your doll-sized garments in her big fingers >dressed and ready to go, she picks you up and holds you tight >she sits down in her favorite recliner and uses the remote to flick on her favorite soap opera on the tv as she reclines >you lie against her chest, partially tucked inside her oversized shirt, enjoying the warmth from her core as the two of you talk as only lovers can
>>306615 U-U fucking their rule63 counterpart is too interesting to say no to.
A bit of lore here: >>284798 Stuff i didn't mention in it. She used to have pink eyes and speak normally but after the forced reboot her eyes are yellow and has the same Cyn speech pattern like saying [Giggles] etc...
>>306667 They can't function when thier heads get damaged so I'd say thay have some important secondary systems there, or maybe they lose a lot of oil if that get's damaged, either way reason enough to be gentle and pet thier heads with care
>>306101 ”You know, bigger than us, want to kill us all and dump our bodies in huge piles” “There’s a disassembly order on all of us?” She begins to hyperventilate and cry Ugh… that’s not the reaction you expected to her hearing she’s no longer a slave.
>>306678 Tbf it's not like there's anyone around who could or would tell her she's being stupid here: her only experience with humans has been a combination of actively seeing them carry out a mass genocide and whatever stories she might have heard from her equally human hating father. Zen and Emily are the weird ones on this topic.
>>306683 >Wolverine headshot the DD >She forgets most of her life >Awakes close to you >She comes to the conclusion that you must be her husband/boyfriend/lover Maybe even forgets enough to act like a WD again
>>306666 I’m trying, but I’m having a difficult time finding my mutant wife’s vagogna. her internal organs became external, dude. i have to part her intestines like vines in the jungle, made worse by the fact that they are lined with fully-functioning eyes. nevertheless, i WILL prevail.
>[Giggle] You should be grateful, I didn’t discard you like I promised. >Given that you locked me in this hell hole with as many visits that my parents had with theirs, you might as well have. >[Offended noise] Hey don’t look at me! It’s not my fault the music artist gives you more attention than the writers!
>tfw no Pocket-chan thighjob where she speaks her new ideas for smelly mentally ill mutant lesbian solver war characters in your ear in a sultry whisper
>>306577 Unironically 99% of drama would be solved if most anons actually used side threads for specific topics instead of concentrating their activity in the main thread.
>>306715 ah yes, let me just reach into my bottomless well of board traffic and dredge up enough anons to populate an entire active board’s worth of threads