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No.302095
Murder Drones #303Anonymous
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Technically, regulations don't prohibit dressing grunts in any outfit you want. But in practice, command will kick your ass if they see a grunt in a Leia slave costume.

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No.302097
Anonymous
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PUNCH masqy
No.302098
Anonymous
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>>302097
pictured here: anon's testicle >>302095
No.302099
Anonymous
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>>302098
No.302100
Anonymous
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why did you make this thread so earl...
>old one at 900
oh.... 4th for sex with Y
No.302101
Anonymous
>>302045
Oh and I'm going to glaze armageddon a bit more because this is a cool render
No.302102
Anonymous
Replies:>>302105
Image:176380665806.png(139kB, 1000x800)serial designation j and joblin (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - c2763d7cdc29e8e3653073b9a37fa57d.png
A world without Joblins is not a world with living in.
No.302103
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.302105
Anonymous
>>302102
>>302103
>>302104
Joblin's success story.
No.302106
Anonymous
Replies:>>302107
Drawpile?
No.302107
Anonymous
>>302106
Is it Saturday already? bunny said she would host one.
No.302108
Anonymous
Replies:>>302109>>302110
>>301952
DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, SHE RIP MY PANTS RIGHT IN THE BREAKROOM AND NOW I'M A FUCKING CELEBRITY BECAUSE OF MY SPONGEBOB UNDERWEAR! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
No.302109
Anonymous
>>302108
He's feeling it now, Mr. Mousse
No.302110
Anonymous
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>>302108
>spongebob
>ripped pants
No.302111
Anonymous
Replies:>>302116
surprised to see a grunt drone in the OP, especially the one I doodled for christmas
No.302112
Anonymous
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on that day, humanity received a grim reminder that the IRS drones existed, and that there were two more
No.302113
Anonymous
>>302112
>Be crushed by a giant DD from the IRS
A glorious death.
No.302114
Anonymous
>>302112
Deviantart says hello
No.302115
Anonymous
Replies:>>302117
>>302095
Agree or disagree with this /co/ post?
>murder drones is like an evanescence song, except every time the epic chorus hits it's interrupted by a self aware joke because the band is afraid of being called cringе
No.302116
Anonymous
>>302111
They have taken their place in the history of threads.
No.302117
Anonymous
>>302115
I'm not enough westoid to understand what this even means.

For me, Murder Drones is simply a great multi-season show crammed into eight episodes, with all the problems that entails. Honestly, Glitch should at some point announce they're remaking Murder Drones, but with multiple seasons and a proper plot development, without stuffing an elephant in a box.
No.302118
Anonymous
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>>302060
No.302119
Anonymous
Replies:>>302120
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Anon, when you're in mortal danger from a disassembly drone, scream at the top of your lungs.

They like immersive roleplaying games.
No.302120
Anonymous
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>>302119
Nah
No.302121
Anonymous
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No.302122
Anonymous
>>302121
In order for Tessa to produce milk, she would have to give birth, so J would first have to find a father for the future heirs.
No.302123
Anonymous
>>302118
why'd I think of Dune when I saw this
No.302124
Anonymous
Replies:>>302125
Hate!
No.302125
Anonymous
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>>302124
Yes AM? Do you want to show us some flowers you've grown in the garden?
No.302126
Anonymous
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>>302121
Elsewhere, in another universe, a somewhat different J is disappointed and sad to wake up from a dream right as Tessa was telling him that Mum and Dad are asleep and asking if he's down to fingerbang her.
No.302127
Anonymous
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>>301905
>>301920
do not get it twisted. by marrying cherry YOU become the wife
No.302128
Anonymous
>>302125
kek
> this disarms the war computer
No.302129
Anonymous
>>302127
It's the male legs I tell ya
No.302130
Anonymous
>>302121
kek
No.302131
Anonymous
>>302127
I get to be househusband to a reverse trap? even better
No.302132
Anonymous
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>>302127
>Be Cherry wife.
Hell yeah.
>Be Strawberry mom.
Fuck No.
No.302133
Anonymous
Replies:>>302134
every time I draw my dds I forget their stupid headbands
No.302134
Anonymous
>>302133
yeah. I usually forget their tails
No.302135
Anonymous
Replies:>>302159
>>302127
This is literally what I dream of. I'll be the best househusband to my tomboy drone wife. Thank you, Bunny.
No.302136
Anonymous
Replies:>>302138
>>302132
I agree. Cherry is a separate, independent character and will continue to be so for me. She has no connection to strawberry.
No.302137
Anonymous
Replies:>>302139
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>Y is sick of being broke and having to rely on Anon whenever she wants something
>She tries to get a job at a GW store again
>Y is denied because DD's aren't exactly customer facing
>She comes back home seething and crying and (you) have to cheer her up
>Not only is she still jobless and broke but the 50% employee discount is beyond her reach
No.302138
Anonymous
Replies:>>302141
>>302136
Said Anon as he locked up his stepdaughter in the basement
No.302139
Anonymous
Replies:>>302140
>>302137
>Not only is she still jobless and broke but the 50% employee discount is beyond her reach
GW may be degenerates, but they are not idiots, they know that she wants to ruin them: they always make lists of the most active clients.
No.302140
Anonymous
>>302139
>lists of the most active clients
In person that's Y in practice she has your debit card
No.302141
Anonymous
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>>302138
Don't do it Anon. She's gonna turn to another Cyn.
No.302142
Anonymous
>>302141
Yeah, for you, now excuse me, I have to cook dinner for my wife.
No.302143
Anonymous
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>>302141
>turn to another Cyn.
Anon, She already is.
No.302144
Anonymous
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instead of being influenced by nightcore and the 2000's hot topic scene, Murder Drones is instead influenced by (You)r favorite music genre. what's different?
No.302145
Anonymous
>>302144
>Pseudo christian/satanic power metal with pig latin
Guess Uzi would be a full on goth drone instead of an Emo also : Resurrection By Erectionyoutube thumb
No.302146
Anonymous
>>302144
War. A huge, brutal and senseless war.
No.302147
Anonymous
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>>302144
>Joel's funpost rock
Oh boy. Lots of dead and dying grandmas, for one.
No.302148
Anonymous
>>302147
Lucy is now canon solely to watch in horror as N fucks a pumpkin until it explodes
No.302149
Anonymous
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My version of femboy john
No.302150
Anonymous
>>302149
now this is a John I can be interested in
No.302151
Anonymous
Replies:>>302158
>>302149
Only one chair? Bring more, destroy that Faggot.
No.302152
Anonymous
>>302149
He looks hot that way
No.302153
Anonymous
>>302149
We all understand Eye and completely agree with him.
No.302154
Anonymous
Replies:>>302155
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>>302149
>Eye's bottom fantasies now include John being a bottom as well
Zamn, he needs help
No.302155
Anonymous
>>302154
Eye just wants to receive love from a human, like any normal drone.
No.302156
Anonymous
>>302144
Fuck it, I'll do two.
>Eurobeat
Way flashier, more upbeat, and Japanese. Much lower lethality all-around, the outpost is a more hedonistic place. Shining lights, dance parties, and a general optimistic hope for the future of dronekind.
And at some point Uzi wins a race with a shitbox car via gutter hook.

>Symphonic metal
The story's an epic now. Uzi's a fated hero, destined to slay Cyn, and they're two sides of the same coin.
The mortality rate stays the same, but everyone dies a hero's death. There's elements of a cycle, but the end implies that Uzi's disrupted it by consuming the Solver.
No.302157
Anonymous
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A quick-ish piece. It's part of a larger work, and so I wasn't too fussy about the details, but it had a cute little charm by itself.
No.302158
Anonymous
>>302149
this >>302151
kill him John, smash him (non sexually)
No.302159
Anonymous
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>>302135
>"Pfft. Househusband? Imagine being that much of a faggot."
>Said the disassembler as 'he' finished preparing dinner for the hubby and kids.
No.302160
Anonymous
>>302157
Cute...
No.302161
Anonymous
>>302149
Oh
No.302162
Anonymous
>>302157
aww... man...
No.302163
Anonymous
Replies:>>302164>>302168
Drawpile?
No.302164
Anonymous
>>302163
It's 10am bunny is asleep let's be honest
No.302165
Anonymous
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I need to stop freaking out
No.302166
Anonymous
>>302149
SEX HIM
No.302167
Anonymous
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longer drawpile takes to start the longer i get to lower my K/D in BF6
No.302168
Anonymous
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>>302163
>>302167
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING IT TOMORROW I’ll set it up in a minute though
No.302169
Anonymous
>>302144
What genre would you say FOREVER is?
No.302170
Anonymous
Replies:>>302281
2000's edgy fungus event soon, stay tuned
No.302171
Anonymous
>>302144
90s groove metal, all the male drones all of the sudden grew a bicep and got chest hair lmao
No.302172
Anonymous
Replies:>>302189>>302263
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OK DRAWPILE HERE WE GO ^_^
https://magma.com/d/eZTSwhykHj
same rules as last time:
no drama
no drawing over other people
no minors
be nice and let's all have fun!
No.302173
Anonymous
>>302167
I love Avre!
No.302174
Anonymous
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I want MILF disassembly and sentinel drones...
No.302175
Anonymous
>>302174
MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.302177
Anonymous
Replies:>>302178
Golly miss Molly, what're we gonna do on the bed?
>Pomf
No.302178
Anonymous
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>>302177
>*doink* my *honk honk* until I *splort* anon!
>I NEED you to *bonk* that big, hard *boyoyoing* deep in my *awooga*
No.302179
Anonymous
>>302178
>"Why are you talking like that?"

>"My sponsors wouldn't let me swear on set so they installed an auto-censor program in me..."
No.302181
Anonymous
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drones to be kissed, snuggled, uppied, princess carried and called good girls/boys by no later than tomorrow afternoon, understood?
No.302182
Anonymous
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>>302181
Which drones there are like a dozen of the bastards
No.302183
Anonymous
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>>302182
All
No.302184
Anonymous
>>302183
That's not feasible in the given timeframe.
No.302185
Anonymous
Replies:>>302186
My drone wife keeps muttering the phrase "til all are one" over and over
Coincidentally my other drones have been getting killed by something and every single time I find the bodies their cores are missing
No.302186
Anonymous
Replies:>>302204
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>>302185
No.302187
Anonymous
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>>302149
yeah ok
No.302188
Anonymous
Replies:>>302192
>>302187
Nut
No.302189
Anonymous
>>302172
Nah
No.302190
Anonymous
Replies:>>302192
>>302187
SEX! NOW!
No.302191
Anonymous
Replies:>>302192
>>302187
kinda hot
No.302192
Anonymous
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>>302188
>>302190
>>302191
Im assuming this is all in reference to germy and not the whore next to him
No.302193
Anonymous
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>>302192
God made me a human of flesh and blood so I could fuck other humans of flesh and blood so the toaster can go to hell.
No.302194
Anonymous
>>302193
>Belives in God
>Is gay
Many such cases
No.302195
Anonymous
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>>302159
Excuse me, but what can I offer in today's hyper-competitive economy when I, a weak sack of meat and bones, have to compete with fucking robot vampires? Like, fuck, they can even fly, where the hell do they need someone like me?
No.302196
Anonymous
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I feel sad
No.302197
Anonymous
Replies:>>302200
>>302187
What did she do in the Solver War?
No.302198
Anonymous
>>302196
haha, yeah. yeah...
No.302199
Anonymous
Replies:>>302202
>>302195
The military, the need for drone mattresses... I mean drone technicians is quite high
No.302200
Anonymous
>>302197
>she
No.302201
Anonymous
>>302196
The pursuit of constant profit in a closed and finite market leads the capitalist class to use the military might of states to conquer the markets of other capitalists, which ultimately leads to the conclusion that, with the economic limits of the modern market exhausted, a new world war is inevitable.

Now you're not only sad, but also afraid, no thanks.
No.302202
Anonymous
Replies:>>302205
>>302199
You can also become a liquidator. I heard they're always looking for new recruits; there must be a high demand for their services.
No.302203
Anonymous
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>>302203
FEM!JOHN x JANE LESBIAN SEX!
No.302204
Anonymous
>>302186
>>302196
> pics
heh
No.302205
Anonymous
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>>302202
Yes, because after one deployment they become househusbands to sentinels or die, which in turns puts greater pressure on the sentinels to ensure as many of them ends up in the first group
No.302206
Anonymous
>>302203
FUCK, I BROKEN THE MATRIX!
No.302207
Anonymous
Replies:>>302240
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No.302208
Anonymous
Replies:>>302209
>>302203
Anons….
That’s not fem::.
No.302209
Anonymous
>>302208
FEM!JOHN x JANE HETEROSEXUAL SEX!
No.302210
Anonymous
Replies:>>302211>>302218
>>302187
I wanna kiss that "girl"
Preferably while cuddling thalia at the same time
No.302211
Anonymous
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>>302210
No! Bad Anon! Such contact with humans is forbidden!
Drone sexo only for you! And everyone else!
No.302212
Anonymous
>>302187
Kinda hot, but nah, just the gay robots for me.
No.302213
Anonymous
Replies:>>302222
>>302187
Jane versus femboy John who wins
No.302214
Anonymous
>>302205
>The Liquidator before his first major mission: "A real man would never defile his family with a damn toaster!"
>The Liquidator after becoming the last survivor of a major mission: "Honey, I made your favorite oil-coated batteries."
No.302215
Anonymous
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>>302196
>I feel sad
Come here, i can make you feel worse.
No.302216
/co/ repost
Replies:>>302280
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>All this talk about Tessa and caring got me thinking.
Would be they (Uzi & N) be good companions for Tess in portal?
No.302217
Anonymous
>>302187
Jsyk that’s a lollipop in his mouth not a cig
No.302218
Anonymous
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>>302210
Femboys are such a shit meme
No.302219
Anonymous
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>>302218
Can steaks do anything right
No.302220
Anonymous
Replies:>>302221
>>302219
What did you expect from Pocket miss steaks.
No.302221
Anonymous
Replies:>>302223
>>302220
Pocketfraud
No.302222
Anonymous
>>302213
>femboy John
that's Jane.
No.302223
Anonymous
Replies:>>302225
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>>302218
>>302221
Looks like someone got a half chub here.
And you don't seem to consider the possibilities of traps.
No.302224
Anonymous
Replies:>>302227
Masqy
No.302225
Anonymous
Replies:>>302227
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>>302223
>You must secretly want to-
No.
No.302226
Anonymous
Replies:>>302229
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Can we stop discussing young boys? We can talk about hag drones!
No.302227
Anonymous
Replies:>>302228>>302237
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>>302225
Homo!
>>302224
Likes em big.
Say, we have good guesses for the gayest drone, but who's the straightest?
No.302228
Anonymous
>>302227
>straightest
Ivory
No.302229
Anonymous
Replies:>>302230
>>302226
>you will never make Subject 002 start spilling spaghetti everywhere by being the first intern to respond to her flirting with agreement instead of frustration or fear
No.302230
Anonymous
Replies:>>302232>>302251
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>>302229
She wasn't a mom drone back then.
For all we know, she could have been in the same mental space Uzi is in right now.
Would you have taken the chance?, you can have Nori, but somewhere down the line, this will be the kid you're getting, and she'll turn into a crab as well.
No.302231
Anonymous
Replies:>>302233>>302234
>Liquidator horror game
>FPS, resource management aspects
>Ammo isn't rare but survival can at times depend on that last bullet you have in your gun
>Double tapping bodies to make sure they don't get back up may seem smart at first but you need every bullet and every drop of fuel you can get
>Solver flesh abominations don't die to gunfire, you need flamethrower fuel to burn them to death
>Fuel is a premium resource you can find or make
>Abominations serve as elite enemies or as mini bosses
>Common enemies consist of mutants and drones
>Your companions die off one by one not by getting eaten or disemboweled by a mutant
>They die off due to little things
>An unsealed gas mask, running out of clean water and drinking contaminated water
>Every death could have been prevented if they could afford to be a little more careful
No.302232
Anonymous
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>>302230
>For all we know, she could have been in the same mental space Uzi is in right now.
Based on what very little we know about her before she settled down, I feel like it's reasonable to guess that back in Cabin Fever times she was a cocky shitter who liked grabbing the ass of any man within reach and using her cool thing to bully nerds like Alice.
No.302233
Anonymous
>>302231
Damn, I would really play this, it sounds interesting, there is even a hint of interesting interaction with NPS.
No.302234
Anonymous
Replies:>>302235
>>302231
>They die off due to little things
You mean the Sentinel squad leader calls medevac and aborts the mission whenever any of her human squadmates so much as stub thier toe?
No.302235
Anonymous
Replies:>>302236>>302238>>302242
>>302234
This happens on the "I Want Mommy" difficulty level. Real gamers play at least on "I Love Pain."
No.302236
Anonymous
>>302235
Heh
No.302237
Anonymous
>>302227
Mylo cute
No.302238
Anonymous
Replies:>>302239
>>302235
>I Love Pain
Yes, and the Sentinel squad leader will provide it in the well cleaned and maintained BDSM dungeon after you settle on a safe word
No.302239
Anonymous
>>302238
Kek.
No.302240
Anonymous
>>302207
Jobber status preserved
No.302241
Anonymous
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keeterpile
No.302242
Anonymous
Replies:>>302244>>302248
>>302235
>not playing on "Kiss Your Ass Goodbye"
ngmi
No.302243
Anonymous
>>302241
Awww
No.302244
Anonymous
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>>302242
>The Sentinel Squad leader takes out the strapon and asks if you're sure about this
No.302245
Anonymous
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>>302244
>he doesn't know
No.302246
Anonymous
Replies:>>302248>>302250
>>302245
Yes, yes you can change the squadron leader with a male model big whoop
No.302247
Anonymous
>>302241
Cutie.
No.302248
Anonymous
>>302242
>>302244
>>302245
>>302246
Holy kek.
No.302249
Anonymous
>>302241
a keeter, an uzzer, and their weirdass bird
No.302250
Anonymous
>>302246
>he still doesn't know
No.302251
Anonymous
Replies:>>302253>>302254
>>302230
There's genuinely no way that Khan is the father
No.302252
Anonymous
Replies:>>302255
I don't specifically take sentinel drones as companions. The game literally becomes CASUAL when you take even one.

I paid twenty bucks to kill mutants and light their corpses on fire, not to be constantly told how weak I am.
No.302253
Anonymous
>>302251
The way drone reproduction works, it couldn't have been anyone else.
No.302254
Anonymous
Replies:>>302257
>>302251
I dunno, we haven't seen other drones besides Uzi and Khan that had an affinity for engineering, Doors for Khan, weapons and hax for Uzi.
No.302255
Anonymous
Replies:>>302256
>>302252
That's why you take labor bot cuties as squad mates
No.302256
Anonymous
>>302255
LoL, I love assembling a team of different drone models. I don't know why the developers weren't cancelled for making so many robot-racist jokes, but it's just hilarious.
No.302257
Anonymous
>>302254
>drones besides Uzi and Khan that had an affinity for engineering
I mean Alice and Tessa must have some skill too but fixing and 'repurposing' things isn't the same as engineering
No.302258
Anonymous
Replies:>>302259
And Tessa Ian a drone
No.302259
Anonymous
>>302258
Now she can clang her cousin all she wants, no inbreeding means no crime!
No.302260
Anonymous
Replies:>>302261
Image:176385663320.jpg(38kB, 1044x852)GydXf9aWYAAjxry.jpg
pussi and nenis
No.302261
Anonymous
Replies:>>302262>>302264>>302321
Image:176385688804.png(4.01MB, 3000x4500)fafo8q.png
>>302260
bruh, are you serious?
that would be puzzi for (you)
No.302262
Anonymous
>>302261
I'm gonna the bat-zi.
No.302263
Anonymous
>>302172
SHIT IM NOT READY YET AHHHHH
No.302264
Anonymous
>>302261
That's not the nein millimehdda
No.302265
Anonymous
Replies:>>302270
So anon, what is the funniest greentext (You) have ever written or read?
No.302266
Anonymous
>>302241
The Keeter!
No.302267
Anonymous
Replies:>>302269>>302271
Does the Keeter pussy taste like grapes
No.302268
Anonymous
Image:176386068983.png(210kB, 1976x711)Trapest-4 lore ALT.png
>>301832
>>301833
Based worldbuilding, very nice work writefren!
No.302269
Anonymous
Replies:>>302296
>>302267
Considering she has more or less total control over her biology? If she wants it to.
No.302270
Anonymous
Image:176386216650.png(156kB, 1789x1212)The Culling of Copper-9.png
>>302265
Don't know if I'd call it "funny", but this green in particular is still my favorite stealth funpost
No.302271
Anonymous
>>302267
Yeah
No.302272
Anonymous
Image:176386361470.jpg(392kB, 2398x2888)176279062756.jpg
bunny how am i in trouble for answering questions you asked me
No.302273
Anonymous
Replies:>>302274>>302285
Guy on /co/ wants on-model nudes of Uzi. Anyone here have any?
No.302274
Anonymous
Image:176386561858.png(779kB, 1663x1640)SPOILER_IMG_0265.png
>>302273
kitsch
No.302275
Anonymous
>Fun Evening OC Fact: Molli is so short that she needs a booster seat for her gaming chair.
No.302276
Anonymous
Replies:>>302277
Can someone draw Masqy getting a kiss on her cheek?
No.302277
Anonymous
Replies:>>302278>>302283>>302290
Image:176386736627.png(341kB, 1038x691)i accidentally merged my lineart layer while it was low opacity and now its fucked up.png
>>302276
one of the first drawings I did of her
No.302278
Anonymous
Replies:>>302279
>>302277
>pinch cheek.
How do you pinch cheek metal?
No.302279
Anonymous
>>302278
Have you seen how their mouths move? That isn't metal covering their snoots.
No.302280
Anonymous
>>302216
no
No.302281
Anonymous
Replies:>>302289
Image:176386775875.jpg(274kB, 1079x1080)Fungal Host.jpg
>>302170
>Fungi.
No.302282
Anonymous
Replies:>>302284>>302306
How do you guys draw human anatomy so well in the drawpile? I never seen people trace or have refs there
No.302283
Anonymous
>>302277
Get stretched, kiddo.
No.302284
Anonymous
>>302282
It's probably AI
No.302285
Anonymous
Image:176386931914.png(1.37MB, 2508x3541)bedtime core kissy.png
>>302273
No.302286
Anonymous
Replies:>>302296>>302298
Mylo x (M)ime art when
No.302287
Anonymous
Replies:>>302288
Image:176387081374.png(52kB, 464x425)New Drawing (16) 2.png
No.302288
Anonymous
>>302287
Duvk
No.302289
Anonymous
>>302281
Ahhh
No.302290
Anonymous
>>302277
EEEEEEEEE!
No.302291
Anonymous
Replies:>>302295
>N selflessly dicking down Louisa day and night to keep her from harming Tessa
>N marrying Louisa so he can be Tessa's loving father
No.302292
Anonymous
Replies:>>302294
My Liquidation squad is compromised of "rehabilitated" N, J and V model murder drones that are still coming to grips that they're just copies
The J keeps calling me boss even though she's my superior, probably because I'm human
No.302294
Anonymous
>>302292
Phooey
No.302295
Anonymous
Replies:>>302299
Image:176387461263.jpg(182kB, 1563x1328)GnpOpK2WkAELBIq.jpg
>>302291
>N and Cyn kill Tessa's parents and replace them entirely
No.302296
Anonymous
>>302269
There wouldn't be any time for sex when I'm so busy finding out how many licks it'll take to wear off the fruit punch taste.
>>302286
Just keep it classy & ambiguous, not that it makes a difference to me.
No.302297
Anonymous
Everyone, guard your cranberries, the damn oogers are starting to get feisty now that we’re a few days from thanksgiving
No.302298
Anonymous
>>302286
>(M)ime puppets mylo through a cruel parody of the perfect life he envisioned for himself, with (M)ime as his "loving" "wife"
No.302299
Anonymous
>>302295
Niceeee
No.302300
Anonymous
Replies:>>302322
Image:176387676071.png(4.20MB, 2400x1440)l2083mk73ghe1.png
unsure if im fit for this drawpile thing.
not really sure the best way to describe it but im just really bad with coming up with drawing ideas on the spot.
If i do its not always on topic and at that point i might as well just save it for my normal art program

Unsure how exactly i can get myself from not doing that but most my ideas take a big of processing to figure out which i usually reserve work time to do
No.302301
Anonymous
Replies:>>302302>>302304>>302307>>302323>>302331>>302380
Image:176387701454.png(248kB, 527x906)gala tessa.png
beep boop beep boop
No.302302
Anonymous
>>302301
Awww
No.302303
Anonymous
Replies:>>302308>>302311
Video:176387774730.mp4(7.29MB / 0:00:09 / h264, 1920x1080)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.mp4
No.302304
Anonymous
Replies:>>302324
>>302301
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HER COUSIN!
No.302305
Anonymous
Cyn's Favourite Colouryoutube thumb
Berretta and Auntie Cyn
No.302306
Anonymous
Image:176387917531.jpg(51kB, 419x632)pm1scouwuch21.jpg
>>302282
Years of practice
No.302307
Anonymous
Replies:>>302325
>>302301
She looks like she daydreams about getting into a loveless and purely for dynastic reasons marriage with some boy whose family has business dealings with the Elliots, smoothly divorcing as per their prenup the moment they have enough children to satisfy both her parents and his own, then settling down into a smaller property the Elliots own for a comfy life with her family: her children and her dumpster friends (and also discreetly bankrolling legal activism for worker drone rights).
No.302308
Anonymous
Replies:>>302314>>302316
>>302303
Which artist do tag this as if I put it on the booru?
No.302309
Anonymous
Replies:>>302310>>302315>>302326
Image:176387932327.png(241kB, 1000x848)Metz game is crazy.png
My maga stuff
>1/4
No.302310
Anonymous
Replies:>>302312>>302326
Image:176387933730.png(216kB, 1000x1300)Spooky spooder drone.png
>>302309
>2/4
No.302311
Anonymous
>>302303
Clang
No.302312
Anonymous
Replies:>>302313>>302326
Image:176387935114.png(277kB, 1000x1300)Beretta finding a way to bring eclipse to life.png
>>302310
>3/4
No.302313
Anonymous
Replies:>>302326
Image:176387938070.png(466kB, 1000x1063)''Uzi'' talks to ''her'' daughter.png
>>302312
>4/4
She's such a supporting parent
No.302314
Anonymous
>>302308
I don't think it's from here anon
No.302315
Anonymous
>>302309
Darn.
Another one
No.302316
Anonymous
>>302308
its already on the booru
No.302317
Anonymous
Replies:>>302318>>302319>>302327>>302332>>302381
Image:176388008103.png(186kB, 626x905)mime.png
tricky question
No.302318
Anonymous
Image:176388016810.png(246kB, 932x717)175998089215.png
>>302317
This one doesn't even have a mouth!
aw, man....
No.302319
Anonymous
Image:176388083196.jpg(74kB, 851x831)1532194862850.jpg
>>302317
>boy?
>girl?
Yes.
No.302320
Anonymous
Replies:>>302328
Image:176388149264.png(354kB, 1606x1606)174162178175.png
I failed no nutting to doll November...
No.302321
Anonymous
>>302261
Cutie sex.
No.302322
Anonymous
>>302300
Hmm, maybe you should try drawing something you've been hesitant to draw for a long time? Those ideas you've often put off.
No.302323
Anonymous
>>302301
Oh, sex.
No.302324
Anonymous
>>302304
A good old tradition of aristocrats.
No.302325
Anonymous
>>302307
Sounds like a plan.
No.302326
Anonymous
>>302309
>>302310
>>302312
>>302313
Kekl.
No.302327
Anonymous
>>302317
What's the difference?
No.302328
Anonymous
>>302320
Damn, it's strong.
No.302330
Anonymous
Replies:>>302333>>302343
Image:176388438226.jpg(4.67MB, 4096x2160)Spoiler image
>Change of plans
No.302331
Anonymous
>>302301
Oh my goodness gracious
No.302332
Anonymous
>>302317
secret third answer: drone
No.302333
Anonymous
>>302330
When friends start calling to find out if everything is okay with Anon, she will tear the phone apart with her claws and say that Anon doesn’t need anything, not even the outside world, he only needs HER.
No.302334
Anonymous
Replies:>>302335>>302337>>302338>>302339>>302340
Image:176388566478.png(731kB, 1210x1043)Spoiler image
No.302335
Anonymous
>>302334
Who is he? A penis attachment?
No.302336
Anonymous
EVERYONE RUN THE DRONE PHARMACY RAN OUT OF UNMOLESTAROL!
No.302337
Anonymous
>>302334
Holy
No.302338
Anonymous
>>302334
> filename
it reads as such, but technically not
No.302339
Anonymous
>>302334
Stop getting off, he's gonna kill her!
No.302340
Anonymous
>>302334
guh
guts….
erotic
No.302341
Anonymous
Replies:>>302342>>302348
Image:176388899678.png(951kB, 986x1046)PAVOGOON.png
No.302342
Anonymous
Image:176388914301.jpg(767kB, 1160x1668)IMG_4354.jpeg
>>302341
this post was thicc checked by REAL fat assed bird enjoyers:
it wobbles
No.302343
Anonymous
>>302330
>When you thought you can tame her with your dick but you've only got her addicted
No.302344
Anonymous
Replies:>>302346
Image:176388964583.jpg(246kB, 1658x1466)G6VB4c2XsAElitZ.jpg
No.302346
Anonymous
>>302344
Based.
No.302347
Anonymous
Replies:>>302350>>302351
Image:176389010951.png(310kB, 812x832)Maybe_mushroom_hat.png
No.302348
Anonymous
Replies:>>302349
>>302341
How sweet, this peacock thinks I can't last an hour.
No.302349
Anonymous
Replies:>>302352
>>302348
Pavo's state-of-the-art sensor suite means he knows how close you are and can edge you for hours if he wants.
No.302350
Anonymous
>>302347
Anon being a good househusband to Cherry and a good stepfather to Strawberry
No.302351
Anonymous
Replies:>>302377
>>302347
Spamton drone selling Anon garbage (J x N memorabilia)
No.302352
Anonymous
>>302349
This is why sentinel drones are better than all other drones.
No.302353
Anonymous
Replies:>>302355>>302357
Plucking all of Pavo's feathers while he's asleep
No.302354
Anonymous
Replies:>>302356
>>302083
I gave it a shot, asked her how her day was when she was getting back home.
She pointed a sword at me and said that if I keep trying to talk to her, she's going to terminate the working relationship my head has with my torso.
No.302355
Anonymous
Replies:>>302358
>>302353
This is literally considered sabotage, you will be executed as a traitor to humanity.
No.302356
Anonymous
Image:176389120837.jpg(53kB, 713x768)GzMzSxobUAAx4Cg.jfif
>>302354
Well, guess she wants to stew in whatever pit she fell down into, you'll know when she's out of it because she will come to you and then you wont have a choice
No.302357
Anonymous
Replies:>>302360>>302382
>>302353
>You go for the base of the feathers to make for easy plucking
>Your hand brushes against Pavo's rear plate
>In an instant, your wrist is seized by a strong metallic grip
>Pavo's head turns, his eyes flickering on
>"Sneaking into my room to try and cop a feel, huh? I respect the commitment, but you should really learn a thing or two about consent."
>He drags you to the MPs, who let you off with a warning between laughs
>Word spreads quicker than you'd like
>Now everyone on base knows you as Captain Grabass
No.302358
Anonymous
>>302355
> without them, his ass looks smaller
No.302359
Anonymous
Replies:>>302361
Petting Pavo right at the base of his tail feathers, making them splay as he arches his back
No.302360
Anonymous
>>302357
Holy kek.
No.302361
Anonymous
>>302359
I hope you're not standing literally behind him, but to the side, so that the feathers unfurling at gigantic speed don't cut off your arm.
No.302362
Anonymous
Replies:>>302364
Installing a standard sentinel drone tail on Pavo
This confuses his systems, having two 'tail' attachments at once
No.302364
Anonymous
Replies:>>302372
>>302362
It's like you've grown a third arm.
No.302365
Anonymous
Replies:>>302366>>302367
Do you think Pavo and Techanon are friends (and/or lovers) in every universe…?
No.302366
Anonymous
>>302365
There is always a man and a drone
No.302367
Anonymous
>>302365
Every drone must have a human, that's the law.
No.302368
Anonymous
Replies:>>302378
Image:176389514148.png(81kB, 1000x1000)uhmm.png
No.302369
Anonymous
Replies:>>302370>>302375
Image:176389525947.jpg(442kB, 1536x2048)G6TclLAW8AA3U7J.jpg
Dolle
No.302370
Anonymous
>>302369
Doll^2
No.302371
Anonymous
Replies:>>302373
Also now that I think about it, where the fuck did Doll find a button so big as to cover half her screen
No.302372
Anonymous
Replies:>>302379
>>302364
Wuss shit. I grew seventeen of em during the War, and it only took a day at maximum for me to get the hang of them! And that’s with my muscle memory sabotaging me, drones don’t got that!
…Though, to be fair, perhaps the learning process was expedited by the fact that I have to hold my skull together now. Ehhh…
No.302373
Anonymous
Replies:>>302374
>>302371
big shirt lmao
No.302374
Anonymous
>>302373
A shirt for a man big enough to make Masqy cum just by looking at him
No.302375
Anonymous
Replies:>>302376
>>302369
Cute. Hand-made doll is pretty sovl tbh.
No.302376
Anonymous
>>302375
Yes and now they can mlem to make halfbreeds
No.302377
Anonymous
Image:176389702245.jpg(173kB, 1079x693)20251123122310.jpg
>>302351
No.302378
Anonymous
>>302368
Kek.
No.302379
Anonymous
>>302372
Holy kek.
No.302380
Anonymous
>>302301
p-preddy...
No.302381
Anonymous
>>302317
they look like answers to pick from but actually mime just can't remember who those things were before they got cube'd and is just kinda guessing with the labels
No.302382
Anonymous
>>302357
kek, you should be glad he didn't clap his cheeks down onto your hand and turn your bones to powder with one mighty clench
No.302383
Anonymous
Replies:>>302384
Image:176390105528.jpg(33kB, 500x365)174569403382.jpg
No.302384
Anonymous
Replies:>>302385>>302386
>>302383
I think the waitress drone likes you
No.302385
Anonymous
>>302384
Bitch, i didn't order this piece of paper.
No.302386
Anonymous
Replies:>>302387
>>302384
But I'm as average as the next Joe!
Unless there was a scarcity of humans, I don't see why drones would go after ole Anon.
No.302387
Anonymous
Replies:>>302388>>302389
>>302386
Anon the drones outnumber humans 1000:1 humans are scarce
No.302388
Anonymous
Replies:>>302390
Image:176390194216.png(87kB, 677x576)the them.png
>>302387
It's a good thing they were designed to be friendly...
No.302389
Anonymous
>>302387
The state must redistribute men so that as many drones as possible can have a human.
No.302390
Anonymous
Replies:>>302391
Image:176390211220.png(1.50MB, 3000x4984)175073312583.png
>>302388
Very friendly
No.302391
Anonymous
Replies:>>302392
Image:176390255459.jpg(133kB, 1820x2048)GdfGOkPW4AAmTpA (1).jpeg
>>302390
So friendly, they'll chain you to the bed if you want to leave.
No.302392
Anonymous
Image:176390312972.png(381kB, 875x1030)1698446349523207.png
>>302391
It's dangerous outside! You could catch a cold!
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