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No.302095
Murder Drones #303Anonymous
Replies:>>302098>>302115
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Technically, regulations don't prohibit dressing grunts in any outfit you want. But in practice, command will kick your ass if they see a grunt in a Leia slave costume.

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No.302097
Anonymous
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PUNCH masqy
No.302098
Anonymous
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>>302097
pictured here: anon's testicle >>302095
No.302099
Anonymous
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>>302098
No.302100
Anonymous
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why did you make this thread so earl...
>old one at 900
oh.... 4th for sex with Y
No.302101
Anonymous
>>302045
Oh and I'm going to glaze armageddon a bit more because this is a cool render
No.302102
Anonymous
Replies:>>302105>>302902
Image:176380665806.png(139kB, 1000x800)serial designation j and joblin (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - c2763d7cdc29e8e3653073b9a37fa57d.png
A world without Joblins is not a world with living in.
No.302103
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.302105
Anonymous
>>302102
>>302103
>>302104
Joblin's success story.
No.302106
Anonymous
Replies:>>302107
Drawpile?
No.302107
Anonymous
>>302106
Is it Saturday already? bunny said she would host one.
No.302108
Anonymous
Replies:>>302109>>302110
>>301952
DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, SHE RIP MY PANTS RIGHT IN THE BREAKROOM AND NOW I'M A FUCKING CELEBRITY BECAUSE OF MY SPONGEBOB UNDERWEAR! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
No.302109
Anonymous
>>302108
He's feeling it now, Mr. Mousse
No.302110
Anonymous
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>>302108
>spongebob
>ripped pants
No.302111
Anonymous
Replies:>>302116
surprised to see a grunt drone in the OP, especially the one I doodled for christmas
No.302112
Anonymous
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on that day, humanity received a grim reminder that the IRS drones existed, and that there were two more
No.302113
Anonymous
>>302112
>Be crushed by a giant DD from the IRS
A glorious death.
No.302114
Anonymous
>>302112
Deviantart says hello
No.302115
Anonymous
Replies:>>302117
>>302095
Agree or disagree with this /co/ post?
>murder drones is like an evanescence song, except every time the epic chorus hits it's interrupted by a self aware joke because the band is afraid of being called cringе
No.302116
Anonymous
>>302111
They have taken their place in the history of threads.
No.302117
Anonymous
>>302115
I'm not enough westoid to understand what this even means.

For me, Murder Drones is simply a great multi-season show crammed into eight episodes, with all the problems that entails. Honestly, Glitch should at some point announce they're remaking Murder Drones, but with multiple seasons and a proper plot development, without stuffing an elephant in a box.
No.302118
Anonymous
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>>302060
No.302119
Anonymous
Replies:>>302120
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Anon, when you're in mortal danger from a disassembly drone, scream at the top of your lungs.

They like immersive roleplaying games.
No.302120
Anonymous
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>>302119
Nah
No.302121
Anonymous
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No.302122
Anonymous
>>302121
In order for Tessa to produce milk, she would have to give birth, so J would first have to find a father for the future heirs.
No.302123
Anonymous
>>302118
why'd I think of Dune when I saw this
No.302124
Anonymous
Replies:>>302125
Hate!
No.302125
Anonymous
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>>302124
Yes AM? Do you want to show us some flowers you've grown in the garden?
No.302126
Anonymous
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>>302121
Elsewhere, in another universe, a somewhat different J is disappointed and sad to wake up from a dream right as Tessa was telling him that Mum and Dad are asleep and asking if he's down to fingerbang her.
No.302127
Anonymous
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>>301905
>>301920
do not get it twisted. by marrying cherry YOU become the wife
No.302128
Anonymous
>>302125
kek
> this disarms the war computer
No.302129
Anonymous
>>302127
It's the male legs I tell ya
No.302130
Anonymous
>>302121
kek
No.302131
Anonymous
>>302127
I get to be househusband to a reverse trap? even better
No.302132
Anonymous
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>>302127
>Be Cherry wife.
Hell yeah.
>Be Strawberry mom.
Fuck No.
No.302133
Anonymous
Replies:>>302134
every time I draw my dds I forget their stupid headbands
No.302134
Anonymous
>>302133
yeah. I usually forget their tails
No.302135
Anonymous
Replies:>>302159
>>302127
This is literally what I dream of. I'll be the best househusband to my tomboy drone wife. Thank you, Bunny.
No.302136
Anonymous
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>>302132
I agree. Cherry is a separate, independent character and will continue to be so for me. She has no connection to strawberry.
No.302137
Anonymous
Replies:>>302139
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>Y is sick of being broke and having to rely on Anon whenever she wants something
>She tries to get a job at a GW store again
>Y is denied because DD's aren't exactly customer facing
>She comes back home seething and crying and (you) have to cheer her up
>Not only is she still jobless and broke but the 50% employee discount is beyond her reach
No.302138
Anonymous
Replies:>>302141
>>302136
Said Anon as he locked up his stepdaughter in the basement
No.302139
Anonymous
Replies:>>302140
>>302137
>Not only is she still jobless and broke but the 50% employee discount is beyond her reach
GW may be degenerates, but they are not idiots, they know that she wants to ruin them: they always make lists of the most active clients.
No.302140
Anonymous
>>302139
>lists of the most active clients
In person that's Y in practice she has your debit card
No.302141
Anonymous
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>>302138
Don't do it Anon. She's gonna turn to another Cyn.
No.302142
Anonymous
>>302141
Yeah, for you, now excuse me, I have to cook dinner for my wife.
No.302143
Anonymous
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>>302141
>turn to another Cyn.
Anon, She already is.
No.302144
Anonymous
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instead of being influenced by nightcore and the 2000's hot topic scene, Murder Drones is instead influenced by (You)r favorite music genre. what's different?
No.302145
Anonymous
>>302144
>Pseudo christian/satanic power metal with pig latin
Guess Uzi would be a full on goth drone instead of an Emo also : Resurrection By Erectionyoutube thumb
No.302146
Anonymous
>>302144
War. A huge, brutal and senseless war.
No.302147
Anonymous
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>>302144
>Joel's funpost rock
Oh boy. Lots of dead and dying grandmas, for one.
No.302148
Anonymous
>>302147
Lucy is now canon solely to watch in horror as N fucks a pumpkin until it explodes
No.302149
Anonymous
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My version of femboy john
No.302150
Anonymous
>>302149
now this is a John I can be interested in
No.302151
Anonymous
Replies:>>302158
>>302149
Only one chair? Bring more, destroy that Faggot.
No.302152
Anonymous
>>302149
He looks hot that way
No.302153
Anonymous
>>302149
We all understand Eye and completely agree with him.
No.302154
Anonymous
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>>302149
>Eye's bottom fantasies now include John being a bottom as well
Zamn, he needs help
No.302155
Anonymous
>>302154
Eye just wants to receive love from a human, like any normal drone.
No.302156
Anonymous
>>302144
Fuck it, I'll do two.
>Eurobeat
Way flashier, more upbeat, and Japanese. Much lower lethality all-around, the outpost is a more hedonistic place. Shining lights, dance parties, and a general optimistic hope for the future of dronekind.
And at some point Uzi wins a race with a shitbox car via gutter hook.

>Symphonic metal
The story's an epic now. Uzi's a fated hero, destined to slay Cyn, and they're two sides of the same coin.
The mortality rate stays the same, but everyone dies a hero's death. There's elements of a cycle, but the end implies that Uzi's disrupted it by consuming the Solver.
No.302157
Anonymous
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A quick-ish piece. It's part of a larger work, and so I wasn't too fussy about the details, but it had a cute little charm by itself.
No.302158
Anonymous
>>302149
this >>302151
kill him John, smash him (non sexually)
No.302159
Anonymous
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>>302135
>"Pfft. Househusband? Imagine being that much of a faggot."
>Said the disassembler as 'he' finished preparing dinner for the hubby and kids.
No.302160
Anonymous
>>302157
Cute...
No.302161
Anonymous
>>302149
Oh
No.302162
Anonymous
>>302157
aww... man...
No.302163
Anonymous
Replies:>>302164>>302168
Drawpile?
No.302164
Anonymous
>>302163
It's 10am bunny is asleep let's be honest
No.302165
Anonymous
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I need to stop freaking out
No.302166
Anonymous
>>302149
SEX HIM
No.302167
Anonymous
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longer drawpile takes to start the longer i get to lower my K/D in BF6
No.302168
Anonymous
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>>302163
>>302167
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING IT TOMORROW I’ll set it up in a minute though
No.302169
Anonymous
>>302144
What genre would you say FOREVER is?
No.302170
Anonymous
Replies:>>302281
2000's edgy fungus event soon, stay tuned
No.302171
Anonymous
>>302144
90s groove metal, all the male drones all of the sudden grew a bicep and got chest hair lmao
No.302172
Anonymous
Replies:>>302189>>302263
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OK DRAWPILE HERE WE GO ^_^
https://magma.com/d/eZTSwhykHj
same rules as last time:
no drama
no drawing over other people
no minors
be nice and let's all have fun!
No.302173
Anonymous
>>302167
I love Avre!
No.302174
Anonymous
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I want MILF disassembly and sentinel drones...
No.302175
Anonymous
>>302174
MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.302177
Anonymous
Replies:>>302178
Golly miss Molly, what're we gonna do on the bed?
>Pomf
No.302178
Anonymous
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>>302177
>*doink* my *honk honk* until I *splort* anon!
>I NEED you to *bonk* that big, hard *boyoyoing* deep in my *awooga*
No.302179
Anonymous
>>302178
>"Why are you talking like that?"

>"My sponsors wouldn't let me swear on set so they installed an auto-censor program in me..."
No.302181
Anonymous
Replies:>>302182
drones to be kissed, snuggled, uppied, princess carried and called good girls/boys by no later than tomorrow afternoon, understood?
No.302182
Anonymous
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>>302181
Which drones there are like a dozen of the bastards
No.302183
Anonymous
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>>302182
All
No.302184
Anonymous
>>302183
That's not feasible in the given timeframe.
No.302185
Anonymous
Replies:>>302186
My drone wife keeps muttering the phrase "til all are one" over and over
Coincidentally my other drones have been getting killed by something and every single time I find the bodies their cores are missing
No.302186
Anonymous
Replies:>>302204
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>>302185
No.302187
Anonymous
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>>302149
yeah ok
No.302188
Anonymous
Replies:>>302192
>>302187
Nut
No.302189
Anonymous
>>302172
Nah
No.302190
Anonymous
Replies:>>302192
>>302187
SEX! NOW!
No.302191
Anonymous
Replies:>>302192
>>302187
kinda hot
No.302192
Anonymous
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>>302188
>>302190
>>302191
Im assuming this is all in reference to germy and not the whore next to him
No.302193
Anonymous
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>>302192
God made me a human of flesh and blood so I could fuck other humans of flesh and blood so the toaster can go to hell.
No.302194
Anonymous
>>302193
>Belives in God
>Is gay
Many such cases
No.302195
Anonymous
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>>302159
Excuse me, but what can I offer in today's hyper-competitive economy when I, a weak sack of meat and bones, have to compete with fucking robot vampires? Like, fuck, they can even fly, where the hell do they need someone like me?
No.302196
Anonymous
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I feel sad
No.302197
Anonymous
Replies:>>302200
>>302187
What did she do in the Solver War?
No.302198
Anonymous
>>302196
haha, yeah. yeah...
No.302199
Anonymous
Replies:>>302202
>>302195
The military, the need for drone mattresses... I mean drone technicians is quite high
No.302200
Anonymous
>>302197
>she
No.302201
Anonymous
>>302196
The pursuit of constant profit in a closed and finite market leads the capitalist class to use the military might of states to conquer the markets of other capitalists, which ultimately leads to the conclusion that, with the economic limits of the modern market exhausted, a new world war is inevitable.

Now you're not only sad, but also afraid, no thanks.
No.302202
Anonymous
Replies:>>302205
>>302199
You can also become a liquidator. I heard they're always looking for new recruits; there must be a high demand for their services.
No.302203
Anonymous
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>>302203
FEM!JOHN x JANE LESBIAN SEX!
No.302204
Anonymous
>>302186
>>302196
> pics
heh
No.302205
Anonymous
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>>302202
Yes, because after one deployment they become househusbands to sentinels or die, which in turns puts greater pressure on the sentinels to ensure as many of them ends up in the first group
No.302206
Anonymous
>>302203
FUCK, I BROKEN THE MATRIX!
No.302207
Anonymous
Replies:>>302240
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No.302208
Anonymous
Replies:>>302209
>>302203
Anons….
That’s not fem::.
No.302209
Anonymous
>>302208
FEM!JOHN x JANE HETEROSEXUAL SEX!
No.302210
Anonymous
Replies:>>302211>>302218
>>302187
I wanna kiss that "girl"
Preferably while cuddling thalia at the same time
No.302211
Anonymous
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>>302210
No! Bad Anon! Such contact with humans is forbidden!
Drone sexo only for you! And everyone else!
No.302212
Anonymous
>>302187
Kinda hot, but nah, just the gay robots for me.
No.302213
Anonymous
Replies:>>302222
>>302187
Jane versus femboy John who wins
No.302214
Anonymous
>>302205
>The Liquidator before his first major mission: "A real man would never defile his family with a damn toaster!"
>The Liquidator after becoming the last survivor of a major mission: "Honey, I made your favorite oil-coated batteries."
No.302215
Anonymous
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>>302196
>I feel sad
Come here, i can make you feel worse.
No.302216
/co/ repost
Replies:>>302280
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>All this talk about Tessa and caring got me thinking.
Would be they (Uzi & N) be good companions for Tess in portal?
No.302217
Anonymous
>>302187
Jsyk that’s a lollipop in his mouth not a cig
No.302218
Anonymous
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>>302210
Femboys are such a shit meme
No.302219
Anonymous
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>>302218
Can steaks do anything right
No.302220
Anonymous
Replies:>>302221
>>302219
What did you expect from Pocket miss steaks.
No.302221
Anonymous
Replies:>>302223
>>302220
Pocketfraud
No.302222
Anonymous
>>302213
>femboy John
that's Jane.
No.302223
Anonymous
Replies:>>302225
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>>302218
>>302221
Looks like someone got a half chub here.
And you don't seem to consider the possibilities of traps.
No.302224
Anonymous
Replies:>>302227
Masqy
No.302225
Anonymous
Replies:>>302227
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>>302223
>You must secretly want to-
No.
No.302226
Anonymous
Replies:>>302229
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Can we stop discussing young boys? We can talk about hag drones!
No.302227
Anonymous
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>>302225
Homo!
>>302224
Likes em big.
Say, we have good guesses for the gayest drone, but who's the straightest?
No.302228
Anonymous
>>302227
>straightest
Ivory
No.302229
Anonymous
Replies:>>302230
>>302226
>you will never make Subject 002 start spilling spaghetti everywhere by being the first intern to respond to her flirting with agreement instead of frustration or fear
No.302230
Anonymous
Replies:>>302232>>302251
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>>302229
She wasn't a mom drone back then.
For all we know, she could have been in the same mental space Uzi is in right now.
Would you have taken the chance?, you can have Nori, but somewhere down the line, this will be the kid you're getting, and she'll turn into a crab as well.
No.302231
Anonymous
Replies:>>302233>>302234
>Liquidator horror game
>FPS, resource management aspects
>Ammo isn't rare but survival can at times depend on that last bullet you have in your gun
>Double tapping bodies to make sure they don't get back up may seem smart at first but you need every bullet and every drop of fuel you can get
>Solver flesh abominations don't die to gunfire, you need flamethrower fuel to burn them to death
>Fuel is a premium resource you can find or make
>Abominations serve as elite enemies or as mini bosses
>Common enemies consist of mutants and drones
>Your companions die off one by one not by getting eaten or disemboweled by a mutant
>They die off due to little things
>An unsealed gas mask, running out of clean water and drinking contaminated water
>Every death could have been prevented if they could afford to be a little more careful
No.302232
Anonymous
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>>302230
>For all we know, she could have been in the same mental space Uzi is in right now.
Based on what very little we know about her before she settled down, I feel like it's reasonable to guess that back in Cabin Fever times she was a cocky shitter who liked grabbing the ass of any man within reach and using her cool thing to bully nerds like Alice.
No.302233
Anonymous
>>302231
Damn, I would really play this, it sounds interesting, there is even a hint of interesting interaction with NPS.
No.302234
Anonymous
Replies:>>302235
>>302231
>They die off due to little things
You mean the Sentinel squad leader calls medevac and aborts the mission whenever any of her human squadmates so much as stub thier toe?
No.302235
Anonymous
Replies:>>302236>>302238>>302242
>>302234
This happens on the "I Want Mommy" difficulty level. Real gamers play at least on "I Love Pain."
No.302236
Anonymous
>>302235
Heh
No.302237
Anonymous
>>302227
Mylo cute
No.302238
Anonymous
Replies:>>302239
>>302235
>I Love Pain
Yes, and the Sentinel squad leader will provide it in the well cleaned and maintained BDSM dungeon after you settle on a safe word
No.302239
Anonymous
>>302238
Kek.
No.302240
Anonymous
>>302207
Jobber status preserved
No.302241
Anonymous
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keeterpile
No.302242
Anonymous
Replies:>>302244>>302248
>>302235
>not playing on "Kiss Your Ass Goodbye"
ngmi
No.302243
Anonymous
>>302241
Awww
No.302244
Anonymous
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>>302242
>The Sentinel Squad leader takes out the strapon and asks if you're sure about this
No.302245
Anonymous
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>>302244
>he doesn't know
No.302246
Anonymous
Replies:>>302248>>302250
>>302245
Yes, yes you can change the squadron leader with a male model big whoop
No.302247
Anonymous
>>302241
Cutie.
No.302248
Anonymous
>>302242
>>302244
>>302245
>>302246
Holy kek.
No.302249
Anonymous
>>302241
a keeter, an uzzer, and their weirdass bird
No.302250
Anonymous
>>302246
>he still doesn't know
No.302251
Anonymous
Replies:>>302253>>302254
>>302230
There's genuinely no way that Khan is the father
No.302252
Anonymous
Replies:>>302255
I don't specifically take sentinel drones as companions. The game literally becomes CASUAL when you take even one.

I paid twenty bucks to kill mutants and light their corpses on fire, not to be constantly told how weak I am.
No.302253
Anonymous
>>302251
The way drone reproduction works, it couldn't have been anyone else.
No.302254
Anonymous
Replies:>>302257
>>302251
I dunno, we haven't seen other drones besides Uzi and Khan that had an affinity for engineering, Doors for Khan, weapons and hax for Uzi.
No.302255
Anonymous
Replies:>>302256
>>302252
That's why you take labor bot cuties as squad mates
No.302256
Anonymous
>>302255
LoL, I love assembling a team of different drone models. I don't know why the developers weren't cancelled for making so many robot-racist jokes, but it's just hilarious.
No.302257
Anonymous
>>302254
>drones besides Uzi and Khan that had an affinity for engineering
I mean Alice and Tessa must have some skill too but fixing and 'repurposing' things isn't the same as engineering
No.302258
Anonymous
Replies:>>302259
And Tessa Ian a drone
No.302259
Anonymous
>>302258
Now she can clang her cousin all she wants, no inbreeding means no crime!
No.302260
Anonymous
Replies:>>302261
Image:176385663320.jpg(38kB, 1044x852)GydXf9aWYAAjxry.jpg
pussi and nenis
No.302261
Anonymous
Replies:>>302262>>302264>>302321
Image:176385688804.png(4.01MB, 3000x4500)fafo8q.png
>>302260
bruh, are you serious?
that would be puzzi for (you)
No.302262
Anonymous
>>302261
I'm gonna the bat-zi.
No.302263
Anonymous
>>302172
SHIT IM NOT READY YET AHHHHH
No.302264
Anonymous
>>302261
That's not the nein millimehdda
No.302265
Anonymous
Replies:>>302270
So anon, what is the funniest greentext (You) have ever written or read?
No.302266
Anonymous
>>302241
The Keeter!
No.302267
Anonymous
Replies:>>302269>>302271
Does the Keeter pussy taste like grapes
No.302268
Anonymous
Image:176386068983.png(210kB, 1976x711)Trapest-4 lore ALT.png
>>301832
>>301833
Based worldbuilding, very nice work writefren!
No.302269
Anonymous
Replies:>>302296
>>302267
Considering she has more or less total control over her biology? If she wants it to.
No.302270
Anonymous
Image:176386216650.png(156kB, 1789x1212)The Culling of Copper-9.png
>>302265
Don't know if I'd call it "funny", but this green in particular is still my favorite stealth funpost
No.302271
Anonymous
>>302267
Yeah
No.302272
Anonymous
Image:176386361470.jpg(392kB, 2398x2888)176279062756.jpg
bunny how am i in trouble for answering questions you asked me
No.302273
Anonymous
Replies:>>302274>>302285
Guy on /co/ wants on-model nudes of Uzi. Anyone here have any?
No.302274
Anonymous
Image:176386561858.png(779kB, 1663x1640)SPOILER_IMG_0265.png
>>302273
kitsch
No.302275
Anonymous
>Fun Evening OC Fact: Molli is so short that she needs a booster seat for her gaming chair.
No.302276
Anonymous
Replies:>>302277
Can someone draw Masqy getting a kiss on her cheek?
No.302277
Anonymous
Replies:>>302278>>302283>>302290
Image:176386736627.png(341kB, 1038x691)i accidentally merged my lineart layer while it was low opacity and now its fucked up.png
>>302276
one of the first drawings I did of her
No.302278
Anonymous
Replies:>>302279
>>302277
>pinch cheek.
How do you pinch cheek metal?
No.302279
Anonymous
Replies:>>302413
>>302278
Have you seen how their mouths move? That isn't metal covering their snoots.
No.302280
Anonymous
>>302216
no
No.302281
Anonymous
Replies:>>302289
Image:176386775875.jpg(274kB, 1079x1080)Fungal Host.jpg
>>302170
>Fungi.
No.302282
Anonymous
Replies:>>302284>>302306
How do you guys draw human anatomy so well in the drawpile? I never seen people trace or have refs there
No.302283
Anonymous
>>302277
Get stretched, kiddo.
No.302284
Anonymous
>>302282
It's probably AI
No.302285
Anonymous
Image:176386931914.png(1.37MB, 2508x3541)bedtime core kissy.png
>>302273
No.302286
Anonymous
Replies:>>302296>>302298
Mylo x (M)ime art when
No.302287
Anonymous
Replies:>>302288
Image:176387081374.png(52kB, 464x425)New Drawing (16) 2.png
No.302288
Anonymous
>>302287
Duvk
No.302289
Anonymous
>>302281
Ahhh
No.302290
Anonymous
>>302277
EEEEEEEEE!
No.302291
Anonymous
Replies:>>302295
>N selflessly dicking down Louisa day and night to keep her from harming Tessa
>N marrying Louisa so he can be Tessa's loving father
No.302292
Anonymous
Replies:>>302294
My Liquidation squad is compromised of "rehabilitated" N, J and V model murder drones that are still coming to grips that they're just copies
The J keeps calling me boss even though she's my superior, probably because I'm human
No.302294
Anonymous
>>302292
Phooey
No.302295
Anonymous
Replies:>>302299
Image:176387461263.jpg(182kB, 1563x1328)GnpOpK2WkAELBIq.jpg
>>302291
>N and Cyn kill Tessa's parents and replace them entirely
No.302296
Anonymous
>>302269
There wouldn't be any time for sex when I'm so busy finding out how many licks it'll take to wear off the fruit punch taste.
>>302286
Just keep it classy & ambiguous, not that it makes a difference to me.
No.302297
Anonymous
Everyone, guard your cranberries, the damn oogers are starting to get feisty now that we’re a few days from thanksgiving
No.302298
Anonymous
>>302286
>(M)ime puppets mylo through a cruel parody of the perfect life he envisioned for himself, with (M)ime as his "loving" "wife"
No.302299
Anonymous
>>302295
Niceeee
No.302300
Anonymous
Replies:>>302322
Image:176387676071.png(4.20MB, 2400x1440)l2083mk73ghe1.png
unsure if im fit for this drawpile thing.
not really sure the best way to describe it but im just really bad with coming up with drawing ideas on the spot.
If i do its not always on topic and at that point i might as well just save it for my normal art program

Unsure how exactly i can get myself from not doing that but most my ideas take a big of processing to figure out which i usually reserve work time to do
No.302301
Anonymous
Replies:>>302302>>302304>>302307>>302323>>302331>>302380>>302844
Image:176387701454.png(248kB, 527x906)gala tessa.png
beep boop beep boop
No.302302
Anonymous
>>302301
Awww
No.302303
Anonymous
Replies:>>302308>>302311
Video:176387774730.mp4(7.29MB / 0:00:09 / h264+aac, 1920x1080)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.mp4
No.302304
Anonymous
Replies:>>302324
>>302301
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HER COUSIN!
No.302305
Anonymous
Cyn's Favourite Colouryoutube thumb
Berretta and Auntie Cyn
No.302306
Anonymous
Replies:>>302843>>302903
Image:176387917531.jpg(51kB, 419x632)pm1scouwuch21.jpg
>>302282
Years of practice
No.302307
Anonymous
Replies:>>302325
>>302301
She looks like she daydreams about getting into a loveless and purely for dynastic reasons marriage with some boy whose family has business dealings with the Elliots, smoothly divorcing as per their prenup the moment they have enough children to satisfy both her parents and his own, then settling down into a smaller property the Elliots own for a comfy life with her family: her children and her dumpster friends (and also discreetly bankrolling legal activism for worker drone rights).
No.302308
Anonymous
Replies:>>302314>>302316
>>302303
Which artist do tag this as if I put it on the booru?
No.302309
Anonymous
Replies:>>302310>>302315>>302326
Image:176387932327.png(241kB, 1000x848)Metz game is crazy.png
My maga stuff
>1/4
No.302310
Anonymous
Replies:>>302312>>302326
Image:176387933730.png(216kB, 1000x1300)Spooky spooder drone.png
>>302309
>2/4
No.302311
Anonymous
>>302303
Clang
No.302312
Anonymous
Replies:>>302313>>302326
Image:176387935114.png(277kB, 1000x1300)Beretta finding a way to bring eclipse to life.png
>>302310
>3/4
No.302313
Anonymous
Replies:>>302326
Image:176387938070.png(466kB, 1000x1063)''Uzi'' talks to ''her'' daughter.png
>>302312
>4/4
She's such a supporting parent
No.302314
Anonymous
>>302308
I don't think it's from here anon
No.302315
Anonymous
>>302309
Darn.
Another one
No.302316
Anonymous
>>302308
its already on the booru
No.302317
Anonymous
Replies:>>302318>>302319>>302327>>302332>>302381
Image:176388008103.png(186kB, 626x905)mime.png
tricky question
No.302318
Anonymous
Image:176388016810.png(246kB, 932x717)175998089215.png
>>302317
This one doesn't even have a mouth!
aw, man....
No.302319
Anonymous
Image:176388083196.jpg(74kB, 851x831)1532194862850.jpg
>>302317
>boy?
>girl?
Yes.
No.302320
Anonymous
Replies:>>302328
Image:176388149264.png(354kB, 1606x1606)174162178175.png
I failed no nutting to doll November...
No.302321
Anonymous
>>302261
Cutie sex.
No.302322
Anonymous
Replies:>>302435
>>302300
Hmm, maybe you should try drawing something you've been hesitant to draw for a long time? Those ideas you've often put off.
No.302323
Anonymous
>>302301
Oh, sex.
No.302324
Anonymous
>>302304
A good old tradition of aristocrats.
No.302325
Anonymous
>>302307
Sounds like a plan.
No.302326
Anonymous
>>302309
>>302310
>>302312
>>302313
Kekl.
No.302327
Anonymous
>>302317
What's the difference?
No.302328
Anonymous
>>302320
Damn, it's strong.
No.302331
Anonymous
>>302301
Oh my goodness gracious
No.302332
Anonymous
>>302317
secret third answer: drone
No.302333
Anonymous
>>302330
When friends start calling to find out if everything is okay with Anon, she will tear the phone apart with her claws and say that Anon doesn’t need anything, not even the outside world, he only needs HER.
No.302334
Anonymous
Replies:>>302335>>302337>>302338>>302339>>302340>>302407
Image:176388566478.png(731kB, 1210x1043)Spoiler image
No.302335
Anonymous
>>302334
Who is he? A penis attachment?
No.302336
Anonymous
EVERYONE RUN THE DRONE PHARMACY RAN OUT OF UNMOLESTAROL!
No.302337
Anonymous
>>302334
Holy
No.302338
Anonymous
>>302334
> filename
it reads as such, but technically not
No.302339
Anonymous
>>302334
Stop getting off, he's gonna kill her!
No.302340
Anonymous
>>302334
guh
guts….
erotic
No.302341
Anonymous
Replies:>>302342>>302348>>302406>>302591
Image:176388899678.png(951kB, 986x1046)PAVOGOON.png
No.302342
Anonymous
Image:176388914301.jpg(767kB, 1160x1668)IMG_4354.jpeg
>>302341
this post was thicc checked by REAL fat assed bird enjoyers:
it wobbles
No.302343
Anonymous
>>302330
>When you thought you can tame her with your dick but you've only got her addicted
No.302344
Anonymous
Replies:>>302346
Image:176388964583.jpg(246kB, 1658x1466)G6VB4c2XsAElitZ.jpg
No.302346
Anonymous
>>302344
Based.
No.302347
Anonymous
Replies:>>302350>>302351>>302397>>302401
Image:176389010951.png(310kB, 812x832)Maybe_mushroom_hat.png
No.302348
Anonymous
Replies:>>302349
>>302341
How sweet, this peacock thinks I can't last an hour.
No.302349
Anonymous
Replies:>>302352
>>302348
Pavo's state-of-the-art sensor suite means he knows how close you are and can edge you for hours if he wants.
No.302350
Anonymous
Replies:>>302394
>>302347
Anon being a good househusband to Cherry and a good stepfather to Strawberry
No.302351
Anonymous
Replies:>>302377>>302417
>>302347
Spamton drone selling Anon garbage (J x N memorabilia)
No.302352
Anonymous
>>302349
This is why sentinel drones are better than all other drones.
No.302353
Anonymous
Replies:>>302355>>302357
Plucking all of Pavo's feathers while he's asleep
No.302354
Anonymous
Replies:>>302356
>>302083
I gave it a shot, asked her how her day was when she was getting back home.
She pointed a sword at me and said that if I keep trying to talk to her, she's going to terminate the working relationship my head has with my torso.
No.302355
Anonymous
Replies:>>302358
>>302353
This is literally considered sabotage, you will be executed as a traitor to humanity.
No.302356
Anonymous
Image:176389120837.jpg(53kB, 713x768)GzMzSxobUAAx4Cg.jfif
>>302354
Well, guess she wants to stew in whatever pit she fell down into, you'll know when she's out of it because she will come to you and then you wont have a choice
No.302357
Anonymous
Replies:>>302360>>302382>>302409
>>302353
>You go for the base of the feathers to make for easy plucking
>Your hand brushes against Pavo's rear plate
>In an instant, your wrist is seized by a strong metallic grip
>Pavo's head turns, his eyes flickering on
>"Sneaking into my room to try and cop a feel, huh? I respect the commitment, but you should really learn a thing or two about consent."
>He drags you to the MPs, who let you off with a warning between laughs
>Word spreads quicker than you'd like
>Now everyone on base knows you as Captain Grabass
No.302358
Anonymous
>>302355
> without them, his ass looks smaller
No.302359
Anonymous
Replies:>>302361
Petting Pavo right at the base of his tail feathers, making them splay as he arches his back
No.302360
Anonymous
>>302357
Holy kek.
No.302361
Anonymous
>>302359
I hope you're not standing literally behind him, but to the side, so that the feathers unfurling at gigantic speed don't cut off your arm.
No.302362
Anonymous
Replies:>>302364
Installing a standard sentinel drone tail on Pavo
This confuses his systems, having two 'tail' attachments at once
No.302364
Anonymous
Replies:>>302372>>302418
>>302362
It's like you've grown a third arm.
No.302365
Anonymous
Replies:>>302366>>302367
Do you think Pavo and Techanon are friends (and/or lovers) in every universe…?
No.302366
Anonymous
>>302365
There is always a man and a drone
No.302367
Anonymous
>>302365
Every drone must have a human, that's the law.
No.302368
Anonymous
Replies:>>302378
Image:176389514148.png(81kB, 1000x1000)uhmm.png
No.302369
Anonymous
Replies:>>302370>>302375
Image:176389525947.jpg(442kB, 1536x2048)G6TclLAW8AA3U7J.jpg
Dolle
No.302370
Anonymous
>>302369
Doll^2
No.302371
Anonymous
Replies:>>302373
Also now that I think about it, where the fuck did Doll find a button so big as to cover half her screen
No.302372
Anonymous
Replies:>>302379
>>302364
Wuss shit. I grew seventeen of em during the War, and it only took a day at maximum for me to get the hang of them! And that’s with my muscle memory sabotaging me, drones don’t got that!
…Though, to be fair, perhaps the learning process was expedited by the fact that I have to hold my skull together now. Ehhh…
No.302373
Anonymous
Replies:>>302374
>>302371
big shirt lmao
No.302374
Anonymous
Replies:>>302399
>>302373
A shirt for a man big enough to make Masqy cum just by looking at him
No.302375
Anonymous
Replies:>>302376
>>302369
Cute. Hand-made doll is pretty sovl tbh.
No.302376
Anonymous
>>302375
Yes and now they can mlem to make halfbreeds
No.302377
Anonymous
Replies:>>302424
Image:176389702245.jpg(173kB, 1079x693)20251123122310.jpg
>>302351
No.302378
Anonymous
>>302368
Kek.
No.302379
Anonymous
>>302372
Holy kek.
No.302380
Anonymous
>>302301
p-preddy...
No.302381
Anonymous
>>302317
they look like answers to pick from but actually mime just can't remember who those things were before they got cube'd and is just kinda guessing with the labels
No.302382
Anonymous
>>302357
kek, you should be glad he didn't clap his cheeks down onto your hand and turn your bones to powder with one mighty clench
No.302383
Anonymous
Replies:>>302384
Image:176390105528.jpg(33kB, 500x365)174569403382.jpg
No.302384
Anonymous
Replies:>>302385>>302386
>>302383
I think the waitress drone likes you
No.302385
Anonymous
>>302384
Bitch, i didn't order this piece of paper.
No.302386
Anonymous
Replies:>>302387
>>302384
But I'm as average as the next Joe!
Unless there was a scarcity of humans, I don't see why drones would go after ole Anon.
No.302387
Anonymous
Replies:>>302388>>302389
>>302386
Anon the drones outnumber humans 1000:1 humans are scarce
No.302388
Anonymous
Replies:>>302390>>302410
Image:176390194216.png(87kB, 677x576)the them.png
>>302387
It's a good thing they were designed to be friendly...
No.302389
Anonymous
>>302387
The state must redistribute men so that as many drones as possible can have a human.
No.302390
Anonymous
Replies:>>302391
Image:176390211220.png(1.50MB, 3000x4984)175073312583.png
>>302388
Very friendly
No.302391
Anonymous
Replies:>>302392
Image:176390255459.jpg(133kB, 1820x2048)GdfGOkPW4AAmTpA (1).jpeg
>>302390
So friendly, they'll chain you to the bed if you want to leave.
No.302392
Anonymous
Image:176390312972.png(381kB, 875x1030)1698446349523207.png
>>302391
It's dangerous outside! You could catch a cold!
No.302394
Anonymous
Replies:>>302395>>302396
Image:176391016403.png(2.77MB, 1920x1080)SB_family_3d.png
>>302350
>Anon feeding the Hivemind zombie step-orphan that's kept in the basement. Hope he doesn't end up like the last anon
I don't have any Cherry model so that’s all i can do.
No.302395
Anonymous
>>302394
Cute and taking responsibility pilled
No.302396
Anonymous
Replies:>>302398
>>302394
tell 'em to behave and stop knocking the chairs over anon
No.302397
Anonymous
Image:176391291100.jpg(58kB, 1200x1077)Gb6qk7CWgAAyS77.jpg
>>302347
Concerned Doil hugging a distraught Lizzy from behind as Lizzy hugs Doll's corpse from behind. Get some of that good picrel energy
No.302398
Anonymous
Replies:>>302412
>>302396
To be fair, if you were locked in the basement you’ll be a little bit cranky.
No.302399
Anonymous
Replies:>>303002
Image:176391409937.png(120kB, 482x722)57761a0f1a6c1b3c6cd9c7ca9bc24de7.png
>>302374
No.302400
Anonymous
Replies:>>302402>>302411>>302421>>302446
Image:176391612471.jpg(209kB, 1378x1441)1751429916278026.jpg
Quick! You're Nori and you have managed to find two hours for a break from working on your comic, what Anime do you intend to watch with your husband and daughter in this time?
No.302401
Anonymous
Replies:>>302403>>302422
Image:176391660120.jpg(76kB, 1300x1390)fruits-alphabet-a-is-for-apricot-fruits-2C18PGB.jpg
>>302347
One of those educational alphabet drawings with whatever Seriual Designation you prefer.
No.302402
Anonymous
Replies:>>302404
>>302400
How old is Uzi at this time?
No.302403
Anonymous
>>302401
Damn, this makes me think about pAvo
No.302404
Anonymous
Replies:>>302405
Image:176391678589.jpg(40kB, 735x723)175128468190.jpg
>>302402
16 year old Chuuni Uzi I'm asking because I don't know any edgy Anime I only ever watched Jojo and Cowboy Bebop
No.302405
Anonymous
>>302404
Wait no it should be 18 what the fuck am I saying? I've been out of high school for less than 3 years and I already forgot how it worked
No.302406
Anonymous
>>302341
Ah
No.302407
Anonymous
Replies:>>302408
>>302334
Flesh
No.302408
Anonymous
>>302407
Demands insemination.
No.302409
Anonymous
>>302357
That and they probably cut your hand
No.302410
Anonymous
>>302388
Fodder cuddles
No.302411
Anonymous
Replies:>>302436
>>302400
Hellsing Ultimate
No.302412
Anonymous
Replies:>>302414>>302415
>>302398
> why are you locked in the basement?
> you talking to me?
> maybe you should try getting a job
> ok, where?
> JCJenson
> maybe you should join JCJenson. in a bodybag
No.302413
Anonymous
>>302279
It's some sort of silicone and/or rubber based material
No.302414
Anonymous
>>302412
Heh
No.302415
Anonymous
>>302412
>we're 100% DRONE
>me too
No.302416
Anonymous
Image:176391829523.png(353kB, 751x583)ca94dfc271ed0a5a391c4dffd6169bdc.png
>Golly gee Anon, why're you taking off your pants?
No.302417
Anonymous
>>302351
>J x N memorabilia
My favorite!!!
No.302418
Anonymous
>>302364
Use my third arm
No.302419
Anonymous
Replies:>>302420>>302428
Image:176391850532.jpg(131kB, 1920x1080)IMG_0859.jpeg
the brass are a bunch of fuckin cheapskates. how the hell am I supposed to take care of infestations with a goddamn MUTATED GUN?
No.302420
Anonymous
>>302419
>Booba
Kek.
No.302421
Anonymous
>>302400
Vampire Hunter D. Or Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, one of the two.
Getter Robo Armageddon could work too.
No.302422
Anonymous
Replies:>>302460>>302461>>302581
Image:176391960724.jpg(172kB, 987x1079)Screenshot_20251123_183936_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>302401
No.302423
Anonymous
Replies:>>302425>>302426
Image:176392011798.png(167kB, 458x566)IMG_1136.png
Do you think Drones can be happy
No.302424
Anonymous
>>302377
kek based
No.302425
Anonymous
Replies:>>302426
Image:176392035845.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>302423
They must be! So we must do everything in our power to make it so
No.302426
Anonymous
Replies:>>302427
>>302423
>>302425
But then there's drones that don't deserve happiness like Rachel.
No.302427
Anonymous
>>302426
Oy vey! Happiness and a human husband were promised to her 3000 years ago!
No.302428
Anonymous
Replies:>>302430
>>302419
Very carefully
And with a condom
No.302429
Anonymous
Replies:>>302431>>302433
Image:176392104131.jpg(161kB, 1424x2048)175068688001.jpg
According to research, only 13% of drones receive sufficient human touch. Anon, can you help fix this?
No.302430
Anonymous
>>302428
Fuck, my sides!
No.302431
Anonymous
Image:176392117559.gif(29kB, 112x112)petdaE.gif
>>302429
I'M DOING MY PART!
No.302433
Anonymous
Replies:>>302434
>>302429
Why is she white?
No.302434
Anonymous
Replies:>>302439>>302462
Image:176392152415.png(214kB, 607x833)1girl_black_shirt_blonde_hair_blush_bunny_dark_skinned_hairbow_hand_on_chin_looking_towards_side_masqy_598.png
>>302433
She's not a dronahole
No.302435
Anonymous
Replies:>>302441
Image:176392232992.png(307kB, 461x468)pain.png
>>302322
that is a LONG and extensive list that only gets longer because of rampant motivational issues.
As of now i draw a proper drawing like once every few weeks at the most, dispite having all the desire and energy to do it.
I have meds (basically fucking meth), but its very much a force multiplayer instead of a set multiplayer, id help me only if i was already motivated to draw, otherwise id make me focus all my energy on other shit, like 5 hours of pirategame discord conversations.

Unsure what to do about it but its just how i am atm
No.302436
Anonymous
Replies:>>302438
Image:176392248443.png(393kB, 510x679)Screenshot 2025-11-23 102733.png
>>302411
>Hellsing Ultimate...
>ABRIDGED.
No.302437
Anonymous
Replies:>>302440>>302445
Image:176392259861.png(908kB, 1600x1600)Doll Salutes RC1.png
No.302438
Anonymous
>>302436
YESSSSS
No.302439
Anonymous
>>302434
Masqy kissu!
No.302440
Anonymous
Replies:>>302463
>>302437
Artist?
No.302441
Anonymous
Replies:>>302444
>>302435
NTA, motivation comes and goes, never had problems with it but I always get super hyped about something if I get some fresh inspiration, for example I always get good ideas on how to continue a greentext by going on walks with my dog or I get very motivated to painy my models by listening to WH audiobooks or reading old codices
>like 5 hours of pirategame
Dunno what that is but maybe draw a pirate drone?
No.302442
Anonymous
Your drone is infected with unskippable ads.
No.302443
Anonymous
Image:176392291544.png(92kB, 668x842)GTIOxIhaoAAG8ns.png
No.302444
Anonymous
Replies:>>302448>>302449>>302451
Image:176392323885.png(114kB, 371x429)Screenshot 2025-11-23 104001.png
>>302441
>Draw a pirate drone
Did, dude still needs a redraw because i actually got a decent idea with him, but i need to wait for pirategame hyperfixation to roll back around, hence the conundrum.
No.302445
Anonymous
Replies:>>302447>>302498
>>302437
>It didn't take much.
>There was the faintest scratching of a claw against a cubicle wall around the corner from her.
>One of them had somehow gotten within range of Doll.
>That didn't faze her.
>Her senses were finely tuned so that an attack she could not dodge, teleport from, or intercept was unlikely, and staring up at the camera meant that she wasn't looking into their petrifying light.
>Regardless, to have one that close made her heart skip a beat.
>She knew the thing was there.
>Judging by how the sounds stopped, the thing knew she was there.
>Both could assume the other was aware of their existence, and aware of the other's awareness of their awareness.
>They were at an impasse, the other's detected ingress now threatening regress.
>But the advantage went to Doll.
>As far as it was likely concerned, she couldn't resist.
>Doll had seen the occasional smear of oil on the ground; these creatures were used to feeding rather than fighting.
>And she was hiding, like the unfortunates they'd dispatched must have done.
>She fit snugly into their prey pattern.
>All that was good.
>Let it come at its leisure.
>Let it imagine it was getting another course, a reward for its obvious initiative.
>Let it dream of electric mutton, and of the praise of its packmates.


>The sentinel leapt out with flared claws and a gaping maw full of sharpened, oil-stained teeth.
>It let out a roar stuffed with anticipatory glee.
>It had spent the long years perfecting its predatory display, and was very glad to have a chance to show it off to someone other than the other sentinels, who had never given its posturing the approval it deserved.
>Unfortunately for it, it had made its fearsome entrance to an audience of none.
>There was no drone before it.
>Of course, there would be no drone after it, and one could never rule out the sentinel having already consumed and forgotten about its quarry, but there was no mechanical body on the ground, no new oil splattered to and fro, no positive feedback from reward circuits.
>It looked very much like the latest target had not, in fact, been dealt with.
>Then where was the drone? The sentinel's quarry quandary query was resolved by a swift display of what it was up against.
No.302446
Anonymous
>>302400
Red Line so Uzi grows up wanting a pompadour.
No.302447
Anonymous
Replies:>>302467>>302498
Image:176392357608.png(1.32MB, 1463x1800)watching the watchman.png
>>302445
>Doll had, naturally, teleported behind another corner when the sentinel approached.
>She was thus positioned to ambush the would-be ambusher.
>Glyphlight flickered above her hand, and a faint, ethereal red outlined a computer monitor.
>It was not, strictly speaking, a television, but the principle should still hold.
>Down here, there was neither the time nor the freedom to be picky.
>Not every [revolution] had to be televised.
>Doll swiftly slammed the display down upon the sentinel's head.
>She had arced it so that the monitor came to rest with the screen neatly obscuring the sentinel's head, limiting its ability to see or snap at her.
>The unamused sentinel quickly began panicking, shaking itself in an attempt to dislodge the obscuring helmet.
>Its head had penetrated through, and so it could not simply shake it off.
>Confounding its difficulties, its arms were the wrong proportions and angle to simply lift the monitor off, nor could its claws be properly oriented to slice the thing apart without risking the destruction of the sentinel's head.
>The somehow static-ed over, chaotically expressionless screen belied the emotion within.
>The thing wailed and flailed.
No.302448
Anonymous
>>302444
Huh, well I'm stumped then, also
>Yaoi hands
No.302449
Anonymous
Replies:>>302450>>302452>>302469
Image:176392359321.png(1.24MB, 804x637)unknown_20.png
>>302444 (me)
Also, this motivational issue was the reason the fridge drones exist, its been a idea i was sitting on for like 6-8 months before October, and the ENTIRE MONTH my brain was just "draw the vore drone" and did not let me do anything else till I did. that's why the October threads where full of fridgeposting, it was like 75% me or people discussing with me about them.
No.302450
Anonymous
>>302449
Well, maybe your brainworms need to recharge? Search for something else you can feed them in the meantime And I enjoyed fridge posting, thematic pirate siren fridge drone when?
No.302451
Anonymous
>>302444
I'M A PIRATE
No.302452
Anonymous
Replies:>>302456
>>302449
Well, this place literally exists so we can discuss the topics we love, so it's only natural.

But I'll be honest, your message about the pills made me nervous.
No.302453
Anonymous
Replies:>>302454>>302530
Image:176392426839.jpg(57kB, 411x337)Spoiler image
I'm gonna kill Pidge for this.
No.302454
Anonymous
Replies:>>302457>>302458>>302465>>302530
>>302453
I dig it, cause you sickos decided to make cherry and berry family.
No.302455
Anonymous
>[Hello! This is rogue trader J requesting permission to land on Desperate Lonely Human men-6!]
>[I have a shipment of J model worker drones, disassembly drones and sentinel drones! All fairly priced!]
No.302456
Anonymous
Replies:>>302466>>302491
Image:176392464696.png(54kB, 193x261)FirRU4lUYAEoGO6.png
>>302452
the pills I take is Ritalin (methylphenidate)
Its basicly the lowest strength adhd med you can get and I have it in its lowest dosage
I think its a medication im normally meant to take daily, but my doctor prescribed it basicly to takeve whenever i feel like focusing on something.
Honestly I dont think it was a good call on the doctors part, as i regularly seem to somehow make a prescription of 60 tablets last 200+ days because i forget the pills exist.
I really should start taking them daily and just talk to my doc(s) about like, maybe getting something better suited for my symptoms
No.302457
Anonymous
>>302454
Both don't belong to the bramble family.
No.302458
Anonymous
>>302454
You forgot that Dubs was strawberry's mom/wet nurse
No.302459
Anonymous
Dronoria?
No.302460
Anonymous
>>302422
vaccuum cleaner
No.302461
Anonymous
>>302422
I will feed the elephant bananas
No.302462
Anonymous
Replies:>>302464
>>302434
I meant her stomach.
No.302463
Anonymous
>>302440
starryvorkutlager
also writes
haven't seen them in a while
No.302464
Anonymous
Image:176392539305.jpg(67kB, 672x575)1713906702162421.jpg
>>302462
She got a fullbody kit that lets her get drunk, this is because she wanted to have the cruves everyone always depicts her with, now she will surely find the right man for her!
No.302465
Anonymous
Replies:>>302479>>302499
>>302454
Uh, no, I personally don't like adding strawberry. I like Cherry, but without that family strawberry thing.
No.302466
Anonymous
>>302456
Damn, well, I hope you figure this out, I want to get more great stuff from you.
No.302467
Anonymous
Replies:>>302498>>302597
Image:176392697535.png(1.07MB, 2000x1667)Skipping Bidding Diving.png
>>302447
>Skipping past, Doll could not help but smirk.
>Bidding farewell with a thumbs-up, which she felt compelled to do, served to further insult the thing, not that the sentinel could see it.
>Diving out of the way, Doll listened as other sentinels stormed past, only to stop in shock when they saw what had befallen their packmate.

>Curious as Doll was to learn how many sentinels it took to change a lightbulb, or in this case, a warranty-voiding improper installation, she had won for herself a spectacular opportunity to get away.
>Unnoticed, she slipped out of the room.
>The sentinels continued to confront the confounding problem of achieving disassembly of the unwanted merger to free their fellow from its predicament.
>They were rather good at disassembly, in both its practical and theoretical aspects.
>In a certain sense, they were even philosoraptors.
>Was it not them who solved the ancient conundrum of who disassembles the disassemblers? Many of the drones they presented their thesis to were struck dead by the magnificence and elegance of it, and when it came time for critique or refutation, no one spoke against them.
>Even with that record of achievement, their current dilemma was a wicked problem.
>It wasn't often that whatever they dealt with had to survive, and there was naturally a great deal of confusion over how to handle it.
>The hapless, hatted victim could only listen in frustration as its packmates fought it out for the right to be the first to try.
No.302469
Anonymous
>>302449
luv me fridge droens
No.302470
Anonymous
>>302468
>Doll tryhards at board games
This is crucial information for the Chuuni Uzi green
No.302471
Anonymous
What is the Drone version of Tigtone
No.302472
Anonymous
Replies:>>302476
>>302468
Who let Doll watch too much anime
No.302473
Anonymous
Replies:>>302475
>>302468
Oh and she has the button on her screen so this must have happened after episode three, that means Lizzy was a double agent
No.302474
Anonymous
>>302468
Kek, my God, this is what an ad should look like! That awesome monologue from the Doll with her accent is just hilarious!
No.302475
Anonymous
Replies:>>302477
>>302473
Or it's noncanon goofiness like every other merch promo.
No.302476
Anonymous
>>302472
No one did. Doll just gets super heated over board games.
No.302477
Anonymous
>>302475
Sush, no it's 100% cannon just like the plushie game show, everything must be taken at face value
No.302478
Anonymous
Replies:>>302480>>302482>>302483>>302484>>302490>>302493>>302497
Alright, what is the top drones you want to fuck Anon? You can choose OC and Canon, just make it a list, as long as you want. I'll go first.
1. V
2. U-U
3. BZ
4. J
5. Thalia
No.302479
Anonymous
Replies:>>302481
>>302465
>Feeling the same.
what's the deal behind that, anyway?
No.302480
Anonymous
>>302478
Uzi
Lizzy
N with a long haired wig
Msgqy
Doll
No.302481
Anonymous
>>302479
Funny
No.302482
Anonymous
Replies:>>302487
Image:176392928098.png(124kB, 1000x1000)ysprea.png
>>302478
>Y (DD)
>Y (Worker)
>Y (Sentinel)
>Y (Grunt)
>Y (Fridge drone)
No.302483
Anonymous
Replies:>>302485
>>302478
Like, how long is this list, top five? Because if it's top five, and leaving aside that the drones are physically unable to have sex,
>the detective
>Rebecca
>Emily
>Amda
>Lizzy
Honorable mention to Doll, who'd be ahead of Amda if it weren't for the language barrier
No.302484
Anonymous
Replies:>>302486
>>302478
1. Ivory
2. Avre
3. Sentinel Bunny
4. Elf
5. Adeline

I tried to rank them based on who I want to fuck the most, but I realized it wasn't working, plus if I could, I'd make the list twice as long
No.302485
Anonymous
Replies:>>302486>>302488>>302500
>>302483
I said as long as you want Anon, make it top 50 if you want.
No.302486
Anonymous
Replies:>>302488>>302489
>>302484
Just what I said here >>302485, in the post I wrote:
>"just make it a list, as long as you want"
No.302487
Anonymous
Replies:>>302500
>>302482
>no hyper drone Y
NGMI
No.302488
Anonymous
>>302485
>>302486
It would be a long list, and it wouldn't be in any particular order.
No.302489
Anonymous
Replies:>>302535
>>302486
Damn, I thought you meant "the way you want it," okay, here you go:

1. Ivory
2. Avre
3. Sentinel Bunny
4. Elf
5. Adeline
6. Intoner
7. Armi
8. Hound
9. Huntress
10. K-delta

I'd like to make a harem out of them, but damn, I'd definitely die. But at least I'd die happy.
No.302490
Anonymous
Replies:>>302492>>302535
>>302478
Order doesn't matter here:
>Eliza Holly.
>Ivory.
>Sentinel Teli.
>Sentinel Healslut.
>Molly.
>SD-Y.
>SD-Fb.
>Harper.
>SD-E.
>SD-PWN.
>Sentinel Fb.
>M9.
No.302491
Anonymous
>>302456
Do absolutely not take them daily or you will become a mentally stunted laborbot, seriously
No.302492
Anonymous
Replies:>>302495>>302496
>>302490
Why do you want to fuck Harper?
She's not a good lay
No.302493
Anonymous
Replies:>>302494
Image:176393044639.png(1.69MB, 1300x2029)4a935ff6-972f-46b1-84fd-369f5f2a5d2a.png
>>302478
1.Alice
Honourable mention Rebecca
No.302494
Anonymous
Replies:>>302501>>302503
>>302493
Finally a real answe- WAIT WHY IS SHE FUCKING EATING THAT
No.302495
Anonymous
>>302492
Maybe anon is Hawk two
No.302496
Anonymous
>>302492
I would have added Harper to my list too, if I hadn't thought that more than ten was too much.
No.302497
Anonymous
>>302478
I dunno, whichever one will love me despite myself.
No.302498
Anonymous
>>302445
>>302447
>>302467
Nice.
No.302499
Anonymous
Replies:>>302517
>>302465
I don’t know about Cherry but they are not from the same planet.
No.302500
Anonymous
>>302487
>>302485
Oh wait I thought the list had to be a top five , then it's a complete collection of Y and her variants that is infinite to include any made in the future and it also includes SD-E and SD-X
No.302501
Anonymous
Image:176393072278.gif(964kB, 220x215)lick-licking.gif
>>302494
Tjat is not meant to be seen like that, the hamster is a GIF but it didn't merge into a GIF with the Alice pic, anyways I wanna be the hamster and Alice the glass, still came out kinda fitting since such a big Alice would be neat too
No.302502
Anonymous
Just noticed Doll and Lizzy weren't playing Monopoly, they were playing Dooropoly.
No.302503
Anonymous
Replies:>>302504
>>302494
Tho being eaten by large onmodel Alice would be pretty hot desu
No.302504
Anonymous
Replies:>>302505
>>302503
I wanna see Alice swallow each of those oven cores one after the other
No.302505
Anonymous
>>302504
No, anon, this is an act of worship of the vore Satan.
No.302506
Anonymous
Replies:>>302508>>302510
Image:176393115740.png(211kB, 317x510)Screenshot 2025-11-23 at 14-50-11 GLITCH on X Doll is done playing games. https __t.co_JYGJZr1ZBq _ X.png
>Mercy is a gift I no longer offer
Who the fuck wrote this? Doll is a serial killer. She killed people just because they were in her way or because they just happened to be nearby when she was in a bad mood. Even in the first episode she was a bully. Who the fuck thought that Doll was ever "merciful" to anyone at any point?
No.302507
Anonymous
>>302468
Actually since they bothered making this for doll I wonder if they're gonna have another vid for the Nori plush where we can actually see her move in her old body, but that's probably wishful thinking.
No.302508
Anonymous
>>302506
She was going hard over a children's board game there.
Also, two thirds of the protagonists are responsible for the lion's share of a literal mountain of corpses.
No.302509
Anonymous
Would worker drones have better odds of survival if they had WeakAuras installed?
No.302510
Anonymous
Replies:>>302511>>302515
Image:176393173577.jpg(239kB, 1786x1175)FgEqOZ436967.jpg
>>302506
Picrel aside, she's speaking to Lizzy, whom she is fond of.
And even if she weren't, the question is not whether she is merciful, but rather whether she thinks herself merciful.
No.302511
Anonymous
>>302510
>whom she is fond of.
Lizzy tips off her parents' murderer, gets harmlessly yeeted.
Penny tells her parents' murderer she looks nice in that Jessica Rabbit dress, gets her neck snapped then gets pulped immediately after.
The heart wants what it wants, mang.
No.302512
Anonymous
Replies:>>302513
Never play Mario Party with Doll, worst mistake of my life
No.302513
Anonymous
Replies:>>302514>>302525
>>302512
Also must add DO NOT play UNO with Doll, and most importantly DO NOT WIN AGAINST HER!!!
No.302514
Anonymous
Replies:>>302562
>>302513
Just stacked three +5 cards against her, how long do I have bros?
No.302515
Anonymous
>>302510
>the question is not whether she is merciful, but rather whether she thinks herself merciful.
That's giving the writers a lot of credit.
No.302516
Anonymous
Replies:>>302518
silly cheerleader Doll X vengeful revenant witch Doll
No.302517
Anonymous
Replies:>>302520
>>302499
And what planet is she supposed to be from, exactly?
No.302518
Anonymous
Replies:>>302519
>>302516
>silly cheerleader Doll
Speaking of, do you think Doll took board games so seriously before V murked her parents?
No.302519
Anonymous
>>302518
She probably went on equally verbose and stentorian tirades, but with a less aggressive and angsty lean
No.302520
Anonymous
>>302517
I'm still working on the worldbuilding, but those two are a good place to start:
>>284798
>>300434
No.302521
Anonymous
Replies:>>302522>>302523>>302524>>302526>>302528>>302529>>302533
If contentfags were drones who would you like to abuse and kill?
No.302522
Anonymous
>>302521
Femanon pls
No.302523
Anonymous
>>302521
(You), and where's my Anon x Molly green?
No.302524
Anonymous
Replies:>>302531
>>302521
Strawberry.
No.302525
Anonymous
>>302513
she doesn't have uno
No.302526
Anonymous
Replies:>>302527
>>302521
Me!
No.302527
Anonymous
>>302526
No! Bad Drawfag! Stop being suicidal!
No.302528
Anonymous
>>302521
Emilyanon for being dead.
No.302529
Anonymous
>>302521
I would turn pocketsteaks into a drone and then hand him over to Abby and Bonnie
No.302530
Anonymous
Replies:>>302531>>302532>>302534
Image:176393602068.png(379kB, 819x704)73fd94c037309b80a4d1f2a2f0aab3c20.png
>>302453
>>302454
No, Teli like Boys.
No.302531
Anonymous
Replies:>>302534
>>302530
Strawberry's a girl?
I thought there was two of them and the girl was taller.
>>302524
lmfao same
No.302532
Anonymous
>>302530
Teli just prefers boys
No.302533
Anonymous
>>302521
writefriend for obvious reasons
No.302534
Anonymous
Replies:>>302536>>302538
>>302530
>>302531
Yeah Solara is a girl and ace.
No.302535
Anonymous
Replies:>>302610
Image:176393700648.png(390kB, 376x430)F-RZRn1WgAA54Vp.png
>>302490
>Holly as first pick
Admirable, but explain yourself.
>>302489
>Sentinel Harem
I know a million ways thatd explode but my real question is: Whod win?
Im betting on AVRE, but because of any super weapon, but will somehow avoid most the fighting, then just beat the shit outa whoever is left in the way of anon
No.302536
Anonymous
Replies:>>302537
Image:176393737721.jpg(133kB, 443x864)Screenshot_20251112_153235_Chrome.jpg
>>302534
But she still lemme smash?
plz.
No.302537
Anonymous
Replies:>>302543
Image:176393776988.jpg(735kB, 1080x1856)Strawberry party.jpg
>>302536
No.302538
Anonymous
Replies:>>302539>>302542
>>302534
>ace
ah, a defective drone, I see
No.302539
Anonymous
>>302538
No, no she is a tank ace
No.302540
Anonymous
Replies:>>302556>>302611
Image:176393841794.jpg(3.67MB, 4000x3000)Very annoyed cyn.jpg
Itanon with my progress with my 3d journey. So far MMD is still a bit confusing too me since there are hot keys and such I got to learn. Especially when it comes to posing and or trying to select more than 1 bone so posing models and such would be easier to do. And also downloaded some lighting and two maps that I'll probably test out later on another day. Along with a website* that I can both download sfw and nsfw stuff for mmd. But so far it have been pleasing to learn and expand my understanding of the program. So heres a little cyn looking quite annoyed
>bowlroll.net *
No.302541
Anonymous
Replies:>>302613
Bunny(suit) drone creeping Mylo out with the aura of pure horniness and depravity she exudes at all times!
No.302542
Anonymous
Replies:>>302544
>>302538
All zombie drones are defective.
No.302543
Anonymous
>>302537
The drone isn't interested in sex, but the parasite is hungry.
I can work with that.
No.302544
Anonymous
>>302542
this one's especially defective
No.302545
Anonymous
Replies:>>302614
do you think with weak enough UV light you could give a DD a suntan?
No.302546
Anonymous
>>302227
Harper
No.302547
Anonymous
Replies:>>302548>>302555>>302558
Image:176394096237.png(285kB, 1371x781)flowr.png
No.302548
Anonymous
>>302547
Cute!!!
No.302549
Not THE chuuni Uzi writer, but hope he likes this enough to incorporate
Replies:>>302550>>302551>>302617>>302999>>303103
>"Well, your core's still as fine as it's ever gonna be," Alice said as she removed the diagnostic tool from Nori's battered core and concluded her checkup. Satisfied, she put Mrs. Doorman's chest display back in its slot, covering her core back up. "Um, do you want me to..."
>"Just bring this thing up, I can do the rest," Nori said. Even all these years later, Nori's muffled, occasionally stuttering voice still weighed on Alice. Swallowing the lump of wish-I-could-have-done-more in her throat, Alice tilted the back of the exam table up, bringing Nori into a sitting position. After a minute of fumbling with the slider, Nori managed to zip her coat back up, before looking to her side to face Alice. A frown spread across her face as her blind eye glitched out for a second. "You know, I, uh, I'm starting to think Uzi blames you for... how I am n-now." Alice sighed. "I probably gave her a bad impre-e-ession when I got back home. I was still mad at you about..." Nori winced, her blind eye glitching out again. "Sorry about that, I know you wanted to help us."
>That talk after Nori woke up from emergency repairs played out before Alice's eyes once again. The explanation of how AI cores work and what happened to Nori's, carefully, delicately bringing up there are aids available... Nori lashing out at her and accusing her of thinking she's a burden who can't take care of herself now, Nori's voice cutting in and out from the exertion her outrage was putting on her speech synthesis, the crutches being gently tossed to the ground rather than flung at the wall like Nori meant them to be, Nori leaning against the wall the whole time she was shuffling out of the room, her free hand propping her head up, her good eye almost alone on her visor and glaring at Alice like she was trying to hate her to death... "You had me scared your core was gonna give out 'fore you could get to the waitin' room," Alice muttered. Alice walked over to the sink and drummed her fingers on the counter. Robo-God, how is she going to bring this up...
>"Speaking of, I'm open to whatev-ver else you could have for..." Nori trailed off as she turned on the exam table, preparing to leave soon. "Now..." Alice's entire body relaxed at the realization Nori brought up the matter for her. She opened up the tall cabinet door next to the counter.
>"I don't wanna open up any old wounds here, so..." Alice reached into the back of the cabinet, and grabbed what she hoped would be less of an offense to the dignity of the better adjusted and comparatively calmer Nori in the room with her than crutches were to the emotionally raw Nori she walked into her office all those years ago. "Think you'd be up for, uh... this...?" she asked as she took the cane out. "Adjustable, ergonomic... bunch of other stuff in the brochure..." Alice brought it over to Nori. "Try, uh, gettin' off the exam table with it, see how it feels."
>Once she could relax her elbows and move her wrists again, Nori took the cane by the grip. As Alice half-expected, half-hoped, once the base made contact with the pull-out step of the exam table Nori was able to get from the table to the step to the floor without much effort. Nori smiled. "Yeah, this'll do." With a small amount of effort, she looked back up to Alice. "I ta-a-ake it my insurance covers this?"
>Alice grabbed a clipboard off the counter near the exam table and poured over it. "Easily."
>Nori's free hand stroked the roughly chin-equivalent region of her snoot. "One last question: how much extra to put a sword in this?"
>Alice wanted to cackle, but stopped herself. "You jokin', or is this one of those times where people think you're jokin' about yourself but you're actually dead serious?"
>Nori cocked her head, to center her good eye more on Alice. "What do you think?"
>Alice felt a phantom bead of sweat form on her forehead.
No.302550
Anonymous
Replies:>>302551
>>302549 (me)
Yeah, I was thinking that just like the show, Uzi's autism is hereditary.
No.302551
Anonymous
Replies:>>302552>>302554>>302619
Video:176394186178.webm(2.82MB / 0:00:12 / vp8, 292x516)1761190242542889.webm
>>302549
>>302550
I'm glad someone liked my autistic writing enough to activate thier brainworms, Nori sure could use a cane. I'l try to finish part two soon but my schedule got filled against my will so this may be as late as next weekend, now excuse me I need to go to sleep I have classes tomorrow and I spend the last four hours writing about Emily saving Uzi's grade from falling bellow a D- average
No.302552
Anonymous
Replies:>>302553
>>302551
Thanks Senpai.
Incidentally, where would you say you stand on how seriously Doll took board games back when she was a silly cheerleader who enjoyed life and her very alive parents?
No.302553
Anonymous
Replies:>>302563
>>302552
Doll is the omega try hard wo will play according to the meta in every boardgame she plays, if she were to play a wargame she would be the waacfagirst of waacfags, on a unrelated note she enjoys going to raves
No.302554
Anonymous
>>302551
You are nice!
No.302555
Anonymous
Replies:>>302561
>>302547
Everything Masqy does makes me say "awww"
No.302556
Anonymous
Replies:>>302559
>>302540
Probably too early to ask but tell us later how much easier posing is compared to like Blender, never touched MMD so I know jack about that.
No.302558
Anonymous
>>302547
precious!
No.302559
Anonymous
Replies:>>302732
>>302556
Well posing in blender is easier since you can already select multiple bones and such and you can get addons that have a pre-existing library of habd poses from the application alone. Mmd how ever doesn't have that same niche since it's more so design for making music videos though updates and of course quality of life stuff allowed it to be more of an 3d software. But it does man that bobes have to ve individually rotated and selected to get a single pose down. Especially since blender fist came out in 1995 while mmd came out in 2008 which means blender have more opportunities to improve and make things easier for the user while mmd needed some time to catch up
No.302560
Anonymous
Replies:>>302621>>302633
quiet in here…
No.302561
Anonymous
>>302555
I wouldn't say everything...
No.302562
Anonymous
>>302514
You're already dead anon...
No.302563
Anonymous
Replies:>>302622
>>302553
Playing overwatch with Doll!
No.302564
Anonymous
Replies:>>302565>>302569>>302573
I am going to burn down the homeless shelter in my town, one of these fucers just got into my apartment complex and started to ring doorbells, Jane is going to fuckin die
No.302565
Anonymous
>>302564
It's fuckin 2 am and that toothless miscreant woke me up
No.302566
Anonymous
Replies:>>302567>>302602
Image:176394804878.png(520kB, 741x1300)bunrett.png
TODAY IS BERETTA'S BIRTHDAY!
No.302567
Anonymous
>>302566
Where you are?
No.302568
Anonymous
Replies:>>302623
And he fucking bothered the neighbours enough for them to call the police so now I have a blue strobe light shining into my windows, god fucking damn you Jane you rat fuck this is your fault I know this
No.302569
Anonymous
Replies:>>302570>>302572
>>302564
>I am going to burn down the homeless shelter because one of these fucers just got into my apartment complex
"I'm sick of this beehive across from my honey stand so I'll just knock it down" like mf where you think the bees gon go?
No.302570
Anonymous
Replies:>>302571
>>302569
I'm going to buy a machete, take some of the vintage pervitin I found in grandpa's things when he died and kill them all
No.302571
Anonymous
>>302570
Not IRL, right?
No.302572
Anonymous
Replies:>>302578
>>302569
Also shit allegory, bees make honey, drones make humans make cummy and hobos make the streets littered with hyperemic needless
No.302573
Anonymous
Replies:>>302574
>>302564
Move to India there are no homeless in India
No.302574
Anonymous
>>302573
There's also no humans there so you're just trading one bad problem for an even worse one.
No.302575
Anonymous
Replies:>>302576>>302583
I have locked beretta in a room with a seven hour long Transformers video essay
Woth her distracted we can talk about what we're getting her for her birthday!
No.302576
Anonymous
Replies:>>302577>>302579
>>302575
Bayformers right?
No.302577
Anonymous
Replies:>>302579>>302637
>>302576
G1
No.302578
Anonymous
>>302572
point is they want what you got and you'd be setting a fuckton of them loose
No.302579
Anonymous
Replies:>>302580>>302582>>302586
>>302577
>>302576
>G1
Thank goodness. We averted an autism aneurysm singularity.
Also holy fuck I want a good set of Stunticons and Aerialbots.
No.302580
Anonymous
>>302579
combiner drones...
No.302581
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>302633
>>302422
WHY
No.302582
Anonymous
>>302579
I meant Combaticons.
Constructicons too. *sigh*. So many things, so little time but so much money needed...
No.302583
Anonymous
>>302575
Hug!
No.302584
Anonymous
Replies:>>302585
I'm gonna torture the shit out of thad on December and no one will stop me
No.302585
Anonymous
Replies:>>302588
>>302584
gonna make him clean up after Pavo?
No.302586
Anonymous
Replies:>>302589
>>302579
Motherfucker, Geewun is the well that gets endlessly drawn from over and over and treated as the One True Transformers.
No.302587
Anonymous
Replies:>>302624
Image:176395253248.png(88kB, 638x551)1713285635824821.png
Why are miniature drones so based?
No.302588
Anonymous
Replies:>>302590
>>302585
no
straight up torture, cut him, impale, I am angry at the off site fans and I wish to TORTURE.

You have no idea how psychotic Thad fans are AND I WANT TO MAKE THEM SUFFER
No.302589
Anonymous
Replies:>>302592
>>302586
The Monke not Trukke business really broke some people.
No.302590
Anonymous
>>302588
what
No.302591
Anonymous
Replies:>>302626
>>302341
Rape
No.302592
Anonymous
Replies:>>302593
>>302589
The slogan was Trukk not Munky
No.302593
Anonymous
>>302592
Fuck.
Never trust your brain at 3 a.m. to remember things.
No.302594
Anonymous
Replies:>>302595>>302616>>302628
Image:176395425176.png(116kB, 553x595)176197221395.png
Chief Licking Drone
No.302595
Anonymous
Replies:>>302596
>>302594
>Hello saaar! (starts rimming ur ass)
No.302596
Anonymous
Replies:>>302598
Image:176395547300.jpg(96kB, 680x679)IMG_2182.jpeg
>>302595
>F rimming M
No.302597
Anonymous
>>302467
good green
No.302598
Anonymous
>>302596
I she lets me have hers, it's only fair I let her have mine.
No.302599
Anonymous
Replies:>>302600>>302629
Image:176395799488.png(6kB, 610x509)174750043041.png
>making sure WD N wears his helmet during sex
>it's for his protection
No.302600
Anonymous
Replies:>>302601
>>302599
LEAVE N ALOOOOOOOONE
No.302601
Anonymous
>>302600
oh noooo, that vixen is sucking N's dick, the poor bastard!
No.302602
Anonymous
Replies:>>302630>>302695>>302738
>>302566
>Be Beretta
>Daughter of a Murder Drone and a Purple Gremlin
>You're playing Screwball Scramble with your schizo sister Negev
>This alone is a deeply concerning change with her, because before the two of you never actually played the game, you'd just fool around with the individual levels like everydroney (ROBO-GODDAMNIT DAD HAS YOU DOING IT TOO NOW) else, but Negev has you playing all the boards in a row, and she's having every board timed using the first board's timer
>On top of that, you feel like someone's watching the two of you
>Like, not Auntie Cyn, someone you're confident you don't know
>Auntie Cyn? Are we being watched?
>"It would be funnier. If I didn't tell you. Knowing smile."
>Robo-Christ...
>Negev's just completely dead behind the eyes right now
>She's not celebrating victories or sulking over failures and losses like she would back when you'd play games with her during visiting hours at the "special hospital", she's dead silent
>The only things moving on her are her wrist, her fingers, and her glazed over eyes following the ball bearing
>You've barely cleared the third (out of eight) boards by the time Negev makes it to seven on the next turn
>"Negev, can we have a snack break right now? My nerves are kinda shot."
>"Fine," she grunts, a smidgen of light returning to her eyes
>The two of you grab the oil cans you brought
>"So... why are you like this now?" you ask her
>"Like what?" she responds
>"Like this! This intense and competitive! Robo-Jesus, just the other day you said you wanted to do Roachbot Trap, but instead of just setting up the trap and watching it go you wanted to actually play the game! Who even does that?!"
>Negev got lost in thought for a moment
>"I guess I've just spent too much time playing games with my bestie lately and she's rubbed off on me," she concluded
>"Snicker," Auntie Cyn chimed in
No.302603
Anonymous
Replies:>>302604>>302605>>302606>>302625>>302631>>302688
Image:176395909064.png(890kB, 999x1185)Thadzi content.png
Something cute
No.302604
Anonymous
>>302603
aw
No.302605
Anonymous
Replies:>>302607
>>302603
I still like to think that in the longer, slower paced MD Liam had in mind when he wrote the first episode, there was going to be an implied love triangle with Uzi, Thad, and N, and eventually it'd turn out that the "love triangle" was just Uzi projecting what she wanted to see onto Thad and N's interactions with her and each other because she likes the idea of being desired enough that two hunky boys who would never push back on her spergouts would be competing for her hand.
No.302606
Anonymous
>>302603
Awwww
No.302607
Anonymous
Replies:>>302608
>>302605
N does care about her tho
No.302608
Anonymous
>>302607
They both do, but not to "fighting over her" levels like she wishes.
No.302609
Anonymous
Replies:>>302635
Image:176395972333.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
It makes me so happy to see doll get so much love as of late
No.302610
Anonymous
Replies:>>302647
>>302535
I don't want the drones I love to fight, I want them to live in peace. Maybe we could create a calendar where each drone has time with me, and hopefully they could become friends.
No.302611
Anonymous
>>302540
She looks at me like I'm fuckable meat.

I look forward to your future work, anon!
No.302613
Anonymous
>>302541
She just needs to be thrown into the bathroom so that she can finally wash herself.
No.302614
Anonymous
Replies:>>302618
>>302545
Why? For WHAT?!
No.302616
Anonymous
>>302594
Cute!
No.302617
Anonymous
>>302549
Nice.
No.302618
Anonymous
>>302614
because tan lines are hot
No.302619
Anonymous
>>302551
Yes! Man, I can't wait for Emily to finally get her human man.
No.302620
Anonymous
>>302557
Kek.
No.302621
Anonymous
>>302560
There's a drawpile going on right now, and Drawfags, who make up a pretty big part of our community (seriously, the number of drawfags per non-drawfag anon is way above average), aren't really participating right now.
No.302622
Anonymous
>>302563
Wow, this thing is still alive? I thought there was nothing left but porn.
No.302623
Anonymous
>>302568
If something bad happens, it's Jane's fault, if not, she's still somehow involved.
No.302624
Anonymous
>>302587
Kek.
No.302625
Anonymous
Replies:>>302627
>>302603
Astro Drone?
No.302626
Anonymous
>>302591
You can't rape someone who wants to, anon.
No.302627
Anonymous
Image:176396127913.png(38kB, 488x257)Spoiler image
>>302625
hot
No.302628
Anonymous
>>302594
She needs to be infected with smallpox.
No.302629
Anonymous
>>302599
RIP little butler, you gave your life in the fight, may the Valkyries lead you to Valhalla.
No.302630
Anonymous
Replies:>>302632
>>302602
Good green.
No.302631
Anonymous
>>302603
Too cute.
No.302632
Anonymous
>>302630
Thanks. Wasn't sure what to do for Beretta's second birthday on short notice, but then it hit me that it could also be a celebration of new official Doll content.
No.302633
Anonymous
>>302581
Why not?
>>302560
Other drawfags are busy with the drawpile and I'm writing some greentexts.
No.302634
Anonymous
Replies:>>302636
Image:176396190376.jpg(55kB, 1280x720)1445170788423.jpg
Should Beretta's hair and eyes turn Solver colors permanently after her Solver activates or should they only change when she's using her powers?
No.302635
Anonymous
>>302609
Too much love, the Russian soul of Doll is not used to this, she might overdose.
No.302636
Anonymous
>>302634
Neither, same way it works for Uzi
No.302637
Anonymous
>>302577
>G1
Beretta wants to hear Megatron's scratchy voice whisper sweet nothing's into her audio receptor
No.302640
Anonymous
Replies:>>302641
Anon, how do I warn DDs in advance that I already have a girlfriend and she's a sentinel drone? Four drones have already gone missing, I don't want to take on another sin!
No.302641
Anonymous
Replies:>>302644
>>302640
Just wear the "property of" shirt she got you.
No.302642
Anonymous
Replies:>>302727
Image:176396475482.png(15kB, 284x305)174812789449.png
>Beretta’s birthday party!
>Everybody showed up, including Auntie Cyn, Hope, Jane, Blondi, Akita, Asenath, and even John the Human!
>The lights are bright, and the music is loud.
>”Damn, it’s a shame nobody else could come, but I’m happy you’re all here.” she says
>Star Wars plays on the background. What episode was it now? Its been playing for a while now.
>All her friends are here, but a handful of strangers have happened by, too.
>Perhaps she was getting famous, or something. All these new visitors, was her place big enough?
>Jane is her best friend. She is the life of the party. She takes her by the hand, and swings her around the room. Beretta can’t help but dance with her.
>Auntie Cyn works the lights and special effects. It hurts her eyes sometimes. Beretta has to close her eyes when it starts flashing really bright.
>John the Human seems nervous today. Though he always is. He says he has a gift for her, but then leaves to go grab it
>Blondi seems to come and go. She has anxiety around other people, and doesn’t like to be around when Beretta is with other people.
>Akita and Asenath, she doesn’t see them very often, but they all wish her happy birthday and give her treats. They seem to have brought a cake made of some strange purple matter.
>But it’s her favorite flavor, chocolate motor oil.
>She has to be careful when she eats it to not get it onto her birthdays clothes.
>Beretta wears her signature jacket. It’s the most comfy item she owns!
>It’s the happiest day of the year. Nothing can ruin this.
>”H-hey sis…”
>Who-she wasn’t invited!
>”Mom said to tell you happy birthday.”
>It’s that psycho Negev.
>She’s not allowed to be here.
>Everybody knows she’s crazy.
>”You’re not invited. I thought I told you and mom to stay away!”
>”I’m on the visitors list, Beretta.”
>”W-we don’t want you here! Jane doesn’t want you here! Hope doesn’t want you here.”
>Everybody always leaves when Negev or Mom shows up.
>”Y-you’re not allowed in my freaking room!”
>Negev winces, and then looks away.
>Beretta looks back to check on her friends. They all hide from Negev.
>But only the strangers remain. They all look at Beretta, but then they train their eyes on Negev, as if to ask, “Is this party over?”
>Negev looks back at her sister.
>”We’re sorry we couldn’t do more.” Negev says.
>Negev knows she’s an outsider looking in. She can’t see what goes on inside Beretta’s head.
>”GET OUT OF HERE, WITCH! YOU’RE NOT PART OF THIS!”
>Negev is conflicted. The staff are frightened.
>She sighs, but begins to speak. Her voice reverberates through the glass.
>”Mom is sorry she can’t be here today. She’s sorry they couldn’t see the signs.”
>Beretta screams again. The staff beckon her to move away from the window.
>Whatever was in the cake clearly wasn’t strong enough.
>Beretta begins to scream louder. Auntie Cyn was right. All of her friends are angry at Negev. They all hate Negev for what she’s done.
>All she does is lie. She sees delusions and treats them like fact. She tells everybody things that get Beretta in trouble.
>She says things that gets Beretta put away.
>The party lights seem to get louder and louder, why can’t they just turn it off?!
>Everybody is screaming. Some of her friends are crying. They tell her to break out; their voices tell her to fight back.
>They’ve always been right. They don’t tell her she’s losing her grip. >They don’t tell her she’s seeing things that aren’t there.
>Negev is the one who’s always been wrong. She tells Beretta lies, as she always has.
>”Miss Negev, y-you have to leave now.”
>”Seal the room now! We should’ve listened to N.”
>”GET OUT! GET OUT!” Beretta screams with her friends. They want to break the glass and escape.
>They can’t dent the screen, though try as they might. Only Beretta can do that.
>The lights are too bright. The sirens aggravate her. The floor rumbles and cracks beneath her feet. Beretta grits her teeth.
>Mom was wrong. Dad was wrong. She’s only ever met friends while in here. She’s only ever learned more than she could’ve if she was out there in the mad old world.
>”Shit, seal the doors, deploy chloride gas! We need to calm her down!” said a voice.
>The voices of her friends tell her things she couldn’t learn otherwise.
>Her friends are right.
>Her family is wrong.
>That’s how the voices saw it.
>Mom. Dad. Negev. Mac.
>You can’t trust what they say when they look at her.
>Everybody she meets always says it when she talks about her family. Everybody she knows always tells her this. They tell it among each other, of which Beretta can only agree.
>”They’re crazy.”
>Everybody knows it.
No.302643
Anonymous
Replies:>>302663
AMda?
No.302644
Anonymous
>>302641
>"property of" shirt by drone is shirt with QR code
No.302645
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>302654>>302655>>302696
Image:176396580876.png(330kB, 2000x1500)IMG_6371.png
Redrew Angr-E, but I think I made her moreso kinda
No.302646
Anonymous
E!
No.302647
Anonymous
Replies:>>302648
Image:176396681575.jpg(68kB, 800x654)3x03iz63lsme1.jpeg
>>302610
theyre all technically coworkers, so you could honestly pull a techanon, and have all minute one out on duty at any given moment, rotate them out and send them to do their duty.
No.302648
Anonymous
>>302647
>TFW too stupid to be technical specialist
Well, at least I can hope for a job as a base cleaner, right?
No.302649
Anonymous
Image:176396768978.jpg(146kB, 1080x663)8s5nm3h7252f1.jpeg
>fuck a drone
>pic
No.302650
Anonymous
Replies:>>302652>>302653
quiet in here...
No.302652
Anonymous
>>302650
Students will soon begin their exam period.
No.302653
Anonymous
Replies:>>302658
Image:176396859442.jpg(28kB, 1200x1200)dagzg9gr15nc1.jpeg
>>302650
its 11pm-3am for burgers right now
-a burger, who should probably be asleep right now
No.302654
Anonymous
>>302645
Kekl.
No.302655
Anonymous
>>302645
AngE......
No.302656
Anonymous
Replies:>>302657
too quiet...
No.302657
Anonymous
>>302656
TAKING UP POSITION!
No.302658
Anonymous
>>302653
U2
No.302659
Anonymous
Replies:>>302661
Masqy!!!!
No.302660
Anonymous
Replies:>>302665>>302671>>302740
Image:176397143097.png(870kB, 2000x1803)yoyrny.png
Due to certain events that happened tonight I'm too tired to think up something creative so.... PLAPING Y!
No.302661
Anonymous
>>302659
punt
No.302662
Anonymous
Image:176397226555.jpg(146kB, 1300x1083)1713203710927006.jpg
What are you gonna do on the bed with X, Anon?
No.302663
Anonymous
Replies:>>302667>>302713>>302761
Image:176397237607.png(254kB, 926x1423)Anboi.png
>>302643
Sloppy AM kissu!
No.302664
Anonymous
Replies:>>302666
Image:176397240902.jpg(2.63MB, 4080x3072)IMG_20251124_091334-min.jpg
Testing poses and perspectives a bit
No.302665
Anonymous
Replies:>>302669
>>302660
Fuck, if only I could draw...
No.302666
Anonymous
>>302664
Kek, nice.
No.302667
Anonymous
Replies:>>302670
>>302663
>"Once you impregnate Tessa, you must impregnate me too, worm!"
No.302668
Anonymous
Replies:>>302793
Damn, projectkatEXPI has been saving a lot of good stuff lately. Thanks, anon!
No.302669
Anonymous
Replies:>>302768
Image:176397322838.gif(284kB, 220x124)1mbdknk0rk8f1.gif
>>302665
Quit bitching and learn
No.302670
Anonymous
Replies:>>302672
Image:176397354634.png(278kB, 1449x1817)gladys.png
>>302667
>Drone GLaDOS and Shodan enter the room
No.302671
Anonymous
>>302660
Hot
No.302672
Anonymous
>>302670
Tessa's child will have many friends, that's for sure.
No.302673
Anonymous
Replies:>>302676>>302701
Damn, I just realized there are THREE huge greentexts I'm eagerly awaiting continuations to.
No.302675
Anonymous
Kek, I signed up for a university course on drone piloting. They'll teach me how to ruling drones!
No.302676
Anonymous
Replies:>>302687
>>302673
which ones ?
No.302677
Anonymous
Replies:>>302678>>302684>>302685
part of what convinces me that the booru is actually bigger than the threads are the amount of redditors and legit children who attempt to post their offsite md artwork. you guys never really see it because of quality control, but it’s quite concerning the traffic we get from non-4chan users
No.302678
Anonymous
Replies:>>302679
>>302677
> redditors and legit children who attempt to post their offsite md artwork
Wait what? Really? How did they even find out about it... no wait i think I know
No.302679
Anonymous
Replies:>>302680>>302682
>>302678
the murder drones booru appears on google not to mention certain users on here openly advertise its existence. i have no doubt that if the wiki got huge the crowd from people trying to find the original wiki would flood onto there
No.302680
Anonymous
Replies:>>302681
Image:176397751261.png(361kB, 1931x1172)anon_duo_english_text_generic_femanon_green_skin_hat_highres_human_looking_at_viewer_meme_885.png
>>302679
>/MD/ subconsciously manifest destiny and annexes the fandom at large
Truly, this is proof of our superiority
No.302681
Anonymous
Replies:>>302683
>>302680
Anon, it was WE who turned Emily into a humans lover.

Although, I'm actually surprised that, given such an influx from outside the fandom, so few people visit our threads. Like, are there anons here who first found Booru, and only then threads, and settled in?
No.302682
Anonymous
>>302679
> not to mention certain users on here openly advertise its existence
Explains why there are so many newfags here at any time.
No.302683
Anonymous
Image:176397842069.png(174kB, 484x560)blue_eyes_disassembly_drone_disassembly_drone_emily_emily_glowing_eyes_murder_drones_nonweb_source_phoenixanon_reaction_image_sharp_teeth_2705.png
>>302681
They may be just lurekrs and if so it's good that they lurk first, better to get acquainted with thread culture before diving in, and they may just be shy, my first post on tg was after three years of lurking
And Emily's human lust was always wirtten on her screen
No.302684
Anonymous
Replies:>>302685
>>302677
Seriously? Damn, I didn't expect that. When I googled our Booru, I only found one Twitter post and one Reddit post, and they're both over a year old.

How much of this kind of content are they trying to upload to Booru?
No.302685
Anonymous
Replies:>>302686>>302690
>>302677
Children are stupid but I thought redditfags hate 4chan. If they want a booru so badly they should make their own. The booru is largely for stuff made either on /co/ or here, at least to my knowledge. There were exceptions discussed in the booru thread (>>102) but I'll leave that for that thread. I'm sure redditfags have people who have the technical know-how and money to run and maintain their own booru.
>>302684
Yeah, I saw the post you mentioned but I never looked it up on xitter. Odd.
No.302686
Anonymous
>>302685
>redditfags hate 4chan
No they do things that get them karma, if they can get karma by hating 4chan they hate it, if they can get karma by screencaping threads and posting them there then they do so, but I do hope at least a few of them sees the error of thier ways and repents once they see there are alternatives to plebbit
No.302687
Anonymous
Replies:>>302689>>302692
>>302676
>1. About the life of a technician anon in a frozen hell and his attempts to survive the constant onslaught of damn drones.
I'm eagerly awaiting new information about the life of Commander Lucas and his secretary SD, who has a grandeur complex; I've always been very drawn to secondary characters. I just realized the last parts aren't saved on Booru, this is sad.

>2 About a world where the show's plot has been seriously rewritten, and Tessa is trying to transcend WDs.
I really want to read how Emily, upgraded to DD, meets a human man: it promises to be very interesting and sexy.

>3 PREDATOR/PREY.
I love this story, it really has Liam's spirit in it.
No.302688
Anonymous
>>302603
damn, it sure is
No.302689
Anonymous
Replies:>>302693>>302694
Image:176398099144.jpg(317kB, 1142x731)Shadowmeme.jpg
>>302687
>1
>2
Oh I'm so sorry you're going to wait a while, hope the next part of PREDATOR/PREY comes out soon
No.302690
Anonymous
>>302685
I think they just realize what kind of mess is about to happen with Booru. Even we have serious drama issues, so imagine what's happening with the outside fandom.
No.302692
Anonymous
Replies:>>302699
Image:176398105465.jpg(37kB, 400x400)IconSIPP.jpg
>>302687
>it really has Liam's spirit in it.
It really does, I am fighting for my LIFE to keep from spiraling off onto some other new autistic topic of interest.
It has actually been a really valuable project to set myself to stick with it.
No.302693
Anonymous
Replies:>>302697
>>302689
It's out, it's out!
I actually made two posts today!
No.302694
Anonymous
>>302689
Phoenix literally just posted it, so we'll have to wait another week. Thanks for these amazing greentexts, anon.
No.302695
Anonymous
>>302602
kek
Negev gaming
No.302696
Anonymous
Replies:>>302698
>>302645
furious
fyur-E-es
No.302697
Anonymous
>>302693
Oh great, that means I can slack off and work on warhammer models/terrain once I return from uni ;^)
No.302698
Anonymous
>>302696
Actually pissed. What did you do, anon?
No.302699
Anonymous
Replies:>>302709
>>302692
This is fucking awesome shit, anon.

Honestly, without a hint of irony, I think if our drawfags and writefags created a studio, they would create some truly awesome stuff. Of course, the first six months would be a complete mess, but they would definitely be able to organize themselves. They would just need a lot of money. REALLY a lot of money.
No.302700
Anonymous
Replies:>>302702>>302707
Image:176398169406.png(197kB, 849x987)zamn.png
No.302701
Anonymous
Replies:>>302712
>>302673
> canon adjacent AM saga is dead
> Marcy's megamall green is dead
sadness
No.302702
Anonymous
Replies:>>302703>>302704>>302710
>>302700
I'm too Belarusian to understand what BJ's means, but if it's free, I'll take it.
No.302703
Anonymous
Replies:>>302706
>>302702
Blowjob
No.302704
Anonymous
Replies:>>302706
>>302702
Brazilian jiu jitsu that means Eta will put you in a fucking hole
No.302705
Anonymous
Replies:>>302708>>302730
Damn, I’ve been so focused on writing canon characters and others OCs that I ended up neglecting my own.
No.302706
Anonymous
>>302703
Oh, seriously? Then I'll take two!

>>302704
She'll also help me dig up the field?! Damn, where can I buy one like that
No.302707
Anonymous
Image:176398222615.gif(6.21MB, 374x211)armstrong.gif
>>302700
Me on my way to ETA right now.
No.302708
Anonymous
Replies:>>302711
>>302705
Why did you kill your children, anon?
No.302709
Anonymous
Replies:>>302714
>>302699

If my life had gone slightly differently about five years ago I could easily see myself trying to learn 2D or 3D animation and grinding out an animation project or making a webcommic and taking art comms.
If I were richer than I am I really would consider collaborating with and paying some other artists and maybe at least one editor to help me turn Predator/Prey into a webcomic or an animated pilot, just for the love of the game but sadly while I am well off for a single guy in his mid twenties I've got nowhere near the kind of cash it would take to make it work.
No.302710
Anonymous
Replies:>>302716
>>302702
It's a бульбаjob
No.302711
Anonymous
Replies:>>302719
>>302708
Cuz i hate them.
No.302712
Anonymous
Replies:>>302715
>>302701
>> canon adjacent AM saga is dead
Which part did it end at?
No.302713
Anonymous
Replies:>>302717>>302718>>302728
>>302663
I find it hilarious that me accidentally drawing him with only two headlights lead it to being “canon”
No.302714
Anonymous
>>302709
Heh, I'd like to join your team and draw backgrounds. I've heard it's a simple, but extremely tedious part of animating and drawing complex projects, just right for my beginner level.

Hell, if I had enough money, I'd just give up on any bullshit and focus on drawing and maybe learning robotics. I realized it's not so much the problems of real life that exhaust me as the constant thinking about them.
No.302715
Anonymous
Replies:>>302721
>>302712
last I remember was AM banging at the outpost door after Yeva and Nori
No.302716
Anonymous
Image:176398285893.jpg(140kB, 640x577)Dack.jpeg
>>302710
[b]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[)b]
No.302717
Anonymous
>>302713
Because it's funny, it became canon, lol.
No.302718
Anonymous
>>302713
It's cute! Two big orbs on the top of his head make it very petable
No.302719
Anonymous
Replies:>>302720
>>302711
Why are you like this, pocket?
No.302720
Anonymous
Replies:>>302722
>>302719
I'm not pocket.
No.302721
Anonymous
>>302715
Let me find it, I will give it a shot
No.302722
Anonymous
Replies:>>302723
>>302720
This doesn't change the fact that you SHOULD NOT make your children suffer!
No.302723
Anonymous
Replies:>>302724
>>302722
Suffering build character.
No.302724
Anonymous
Image:176398373088.jpg(60kB, 457x361)174546873579.jpg
>>302723
Not always
No.302725
Anonymous
Replies:>>302726
>New /co/ thread.
>take a look.
>instantly involve drama.
No.302726
Anonymous
>>302725
Well, it's not as big a drama as in the past, so I guess it's not that bad.
No.302727
Anonymous
>>302642
i am concerned
No.302728
Anonymous
Replies:>>302781
>>302713
AM has an ego, being reborn into an extra short worker drone, and then given less extra eyes by Cyn as a small and petty attack on his pride just makes sense
No.302729
Anonymous
Replies:>>302731>>302751
>302726
There won't be any problems if you troublemakers stayed on your side.
No.302730
Anonymous
>>302705
Same but I didn't have OC's untill I started writing about others characters, and now I have a sentinel drone that was meant to be a one off cuck joke, a clingy drone that was used in a drop test and now I'm going to have a freshly reanimated normie drone with an autistic gremlin as it's "master"
No.302731
Anonymous
>>302729
No, dude, I didn't even post anything on /co/ today. I'm not involved in any drama at all, why would I need it? I just remember the drama there was in the past, and it was fucking nuts when the thread is 90% drama.
No.302732
Anonymous
Image:176398785688.jpg(166kB, 600x585)1721305296389.jpg
>>302559
>Have to do bones manually
Damn that does sound annoying. I always had this supposition that it'd be better for moving people around just because it has dance in the name (and its relation with music videos) but that just got turned on its head.
No.302733
Anonymous
Replies:>>302735
edging my drone by leaving her at 1% hp so that when she bumps into something she’ll violently explode like a car in GTA
No.302735
Anonymous
Replies:>>302736
>>302733
Anon are you beating your drone?
No.302736
Anonymous
Replies:>>302737
>>302735
yeah you’re supposed to do that
No.302737
Anonymous
>>302736
That's domestic violence! Stop at once tell your drone you're sorry take them to get fixed and kiss them on the screen!
No.302738
Anonymous
>>302602
Heh, cute
No.302739
Anonymous
Replies:>>302741>>302745
Image:176398924121.png(252kB, 975x641)633b50faab4793aecc20840e5465354d.png
You ate what?
No.302740
Anonymous
>>302660
hot
No.302741
Anonymous
>>302739
A very scary day for Pocketduck.
No.302742
Anonymous
Replies:>>302743>>302746>>302747>>302749>>302750>>302791
Image:176398960568.png(660kB, 1023x864)174582410468.png
Punch Teli.
No.302743
Anonymous
Replies:>>302744
>>302742
Teli Punch (she's sitting in the bowl I made for the party and I don't know why and it's kinda pissing me off I wanted everyone to try my punch recipe)
No.302744
Anonymous
Replies:>>302748
>>302743
You forgot to add the bunny cunny juice, she's just helping you out
No.302745
Anonymous
>>302739
>YOU EAT BABIES
No.302746
Anonymous
>>302742
I feel like she would punch back
No.302747
Anonymous
>>302742
I was too busy throwing her into the sun to punch her.
No.302748
Anonymous
>>302744
even if that was part of the recipe she wouldn't be adding it because it's just a flat plate down there.
No.302749
Anonymous
Image:176399111581.png(99kB, 348x630)408ca5bf61f4ef2eec4dd8115145c29520.png
>>302742
No, shoot her.
No.302750
Anonymous
>>302742
FUCK THE SLUT IN THE MOUTH!
No.302751
Anonymous
Image:176399569606.jpg(81kB, 536x584)Smug cyn.jpg
>>302729
>you troublemakers
>your side
You’re trying way too hard
No.302752
Anonymous
Replies:>>302757
Image:176399587741.png(906kB, 1311x1266)176344225618.png
I don't want to go to work, i just want to snuggle doll and sleep all day..
No.302753
Anonymous
Your disasembly drone wife wants to help you fall asleep by singing a traditional lullaby of her people
>Exit light!
>Enter night!
No.302754
Single disassembly drone wife
Replies:>>302755>>302758>>302760>>302769>>302771
Sentinels are overrated and without us, they wouldn't exist.
No.302755
Anonymous
>>302754
>Single
>Wife
You know maybe you would have more luck if you spent less time ERPing on interstellar comunicators
No.302756
Anonymous
Replies:>>302759>>302762
Doll wanting to be a mommy for her anon bf but still coming off as off putting due to her deadpan nature and shyness
No.302757
Anonymous
>>302752
Wagie wagie get in cagey no work no drones, if you work still no drones because the rulling class are geriatric retards
No.302758
Anonymous
>>302754
Yeah, right, now get back to the mine, bot.
No.302759
Anonymous
Replies:>>302767
Video:176400019335.webm(417kB / 0:00:04 / vp9, 1280x720)1695367402602.webm
>>302756
Are her parents still alive here? Because if they are she'd still be a Stacy.
No.302760
Anonymous
>>302754
Yes
No.302761
Anonymous
>>302663
Dawm
No.302762
Anonymous
>>302756
Doll wanting to Dom anon but then he says mommy and she just gets really sad
No.302763
Anonymous
Replies:>>302764>>302766
up next on 4K!ds TV: Danger Drones!
No.302764
Anonymous
Replies:>>302765
>>302763
*Disassembly Required
Also,
>yfw 4Kids' MD goes at least as hard as 4Kids' TMNT
No.302765
Anonymous
>>302764
That '03 Intro can never be topped.
No.302766
Anonymous
>>302763
Hah
No.302767
Anonymous
>>302759
Awwwww
No.302768
Anonymous
>>302669
Kek nice gif
No.302769
Anonymous
Replies:>>302772>>302777
Image:176400279115.jpg(255kB, 1919x1823)Lady E’s Blessing.jpg
>>302754
Btfo by the metal angels lmaooo
No.302770
Anonymous
Replies:>>302773>>302778
Image:176400288809.png(845kB, 1748x2603)1714248580742374.png
Cuddling with Y!
No.302771
Anonymous
>>302754
Without worker drones you wouldn't exist
Without you many people would continue existing, as well as many planets too

Begone, thot
No.302772
Anonymous
>>302769
Anon, why are sentinel drones so awesome?
No.302773
Anonymous
Replies:>>302776
>>302770
How can you convince Y to have 10 pillbabies with you?
Tell her that large families receive a 3% discount on special miniature sets at the store of GamesWorkshop in New Brooklyn.
No.302774
Anonymous
Replies:>>302775>>302776
>Molli starts clout farming by reacting to 40k lore by shitty lore channels
>this enrages the Y
No.302775
Anonymous
>>302774
Fuck, this is really creepy, she could at least discuss it instead of staring at the monitor with a stone face.
No.302776
Anonymous
Replies:>>302780
Image:176400489513.png(847kB, 2225x2432)Yeggers.png
>>302774
Yeah, she told me we have to kill her, tracked her adress and all, had to make my special strudel to talk her out of it

>>302773
>GW
>Discounts
LMAO!!!!! The best thing I can come up is having more people you could play with
No.302777
Anonymous
Replies:>>302785
Image:176400499165.jpg(261kB, 1919x1823)176308974324.jpg
>>302769
Drone kisses...
No.302778
Anonymous
Replies:>>302779
>>302770
What's it like?
No.302779
Anonymous
>>302778
Warm, gentle, wurst/strudel scented and with plentifull nibbling at your neck
No.302780
Anonymous
>>302776
Listen, when the government offered them to participate in the repopulation program, they didn't expect it to be THAT effective, so they shifted their losses onto other buyers by raising prices on all kits by 20%. It became even more profitable!
No.302781
Anonymous
>>302728
This
It's also cute
No.302782
BASHIN DRONESMASHA
Replies:>>302783>>302784
DA BIG WAAAAAAGGH IZ COMIN YA ZOGGIN HUMIE GITZ!
No.302783
Anonymous
>>302782
*sigh* I'll get Elf.
No.302784
Anonymous
Replies:>>302789
>>302782
Orkz drool
Chaos rool
No.302785
Anonymous
Replies:>>302787>>302840
>>302777
How is she doing that?
No.302786
Anonymous
Replies:>>302788
Where's everyone.
No.302787
Anonymous
>>302785
Classified
No.302788
Anonymous
>>302786
We're all at the ice cream social and you weren't invited.
No.302789
Anonymous
>>302784
this post was FORGE checked by real darkmech Hereteks: praise Vashtorr
No.302790
Anonymous
Replies:>>302806
>The site's current banner
Damn, RIP.
No.302791
Anonymous
Replies:>>302812
Image:176400780776.png(330kB, 627x479)f65a54c2c7b24b4e0c3b9f9d8730860a-1.png
>>302742
Okay sure
No.302792
Anonymous
ow, right in the vpn
No.302793
Anonymous
Replies:>>302800>>302802>>302804
>>302668
does it make up for his rampant threadshitting tho?
No.302794
BIGJONES
Replies:>>302795>>302962
CONTINUATION OF >>289927 >>289929 >>289930 >>289931

I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS ON ALL THAT BLABBERING I JUST DID. DIDYA' LIKE IT? HM, OH? MHM, NOTED. NOW I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SAID BLABBERING. NO, HOLD ON, I CAN GUESS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW GOOD I AM AT THIS: HMM... I THINK... THAT YOU THINK... THAT YOU'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH IN-FOUR-MAY-SHUN FOR NOW. AS FOR ACTION? YOU DAMN NEAR OVERDOSED ON IT! I, BEING THE GOOD SAMARITAN THAT I AM, SHALL CURE YOU OF YOUR HEART PALPILATIONS BY GIVING YOU A BRIEF REPRIEVE FROM THE MOST ACTION-PACKED, TESTOSTERONE-INFUSED STORIES TO HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD. LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE YOUR SPEED... YOUR SLOW, SLOW SPEED.
YOU WILL HEAR THE TALES OF STRANGE ENCOUNTERS WITH STRANGE PEOPLE, THUS DECREES COMMANDER JONES! THE MAN I'M ABOUT TO INTRODUCE TO YOU IS SAD! HE IS DEPRESSED! YOU WOULD NOT ENJOY BEING IN HIS PRESENCE, YOU WON'T EVEN ENJOY READING ABOUT HIM! WITH THAT BEING SAID, READ ABOUT HIM!

>The juggersquad marches through the streets, Sciencenaut has gone off to find loot, Janice cleans up any unwanted observer with the warhammer 4000, nobody else has to lift a finger.
>The jets attached to the back of her hammer are powerful enough to lift her into the air. She likes to pogo around with it, smashing one enemy, then jumping onto the next.
>The jets also amplify the already incredible force of her strikes, she's known to flatten the heads of murder drones and liquify anything organic. Quite the terrifying combatant, she is, she can almost measure up to Jones himself!
>The commander's loyal soldiers sing along with him.
>WEEEE ARE THE JUGGERNAUTS
>"WEEEE ARE THE JUGGERNAUTS!"
>OOOUR FIGHT IS NOT FOR NAUGHT
>"OOOUR FIGHT IS NOT FOR NAUGHT!"
>NOOOTHING TO LIVE FOR
>"NOOOTHING TO LIVE FOR!"
>EVERYTHING TO DIE FOR
>"EVERYTHING TO DIE FOR!"

>"Excuse me, sir?" Handlernaut interrupts the cadence, still marching in rhythm.
>GOOD TIMING, HANDLERNAUT, I FORGOT WHAT THE NEXT LINE WAS GONNA BE. FIGHTING AGAINST THE... SOLVER HORDE... NO, NO... DAMN IT, I SWEAR I HAD IT!
>"Sir, if you don't mind me asking, where exactly are we going?" He throws his hand up in confusion.
>NORTH. DON'T YOU GOT A COMPASS ON YOUR HUD?
>"Uh-uh, I get that, but..." Handlernaut scratches the back of his head, his eyes darting from Jones to the juggernauts beside him like he's trying to remember what he was about to say, "Why north, exactly? I thought we were just running all over the place and, like, killin' disassembly drones n' stuff."
>WE WERE, UNTIL NOW. I'VE GOTTEN REPORTS THAT A STORM'S BREWIN' UP NORTH. TURNS OUT, THERE REALLY IS SUCH A THING AS TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
>"Right..." Handlernaut automatically agrees, having processed only about half of what Jones said.
>THE SKY'S COMPLETELY COVERED IN A CLOUD OF MAN'S OWN MAKING, HANDLERNAUT, NOT A RAY OF SUNSHINE IS GETTING THROUGH IT TO TURN THOSE VAMPIRIC SONS OF BITCHES INTO ASH. AND THE WORST PART? THAT SMOG AIN'T GONNA CLEAR UP FOR A WHIIIILE, SON. CAN'T LET 'EM MURDER DRONES TERRORIZE OUR ALLIES DURING DAYTIME, NOW CAN WE?
>Handlernaut pauses, genuinely weighing the pros and cons of the commander's plan as if he has any power to sway him, "If that's the case, then I suppose the eye of the storm is where the juggersquad's needed the most..." He agrees, as usual.
>The mild-mannered pretender dwells on Jones' words, "Wait, you said reports. From where? We're all cut off from the enforcer network or whatever, right?"
>BELIEVE IT OR NOT, RADIOS ARE STILL IN USE TO THIS VERY DAY, AND THAT'S ABOUT AS MUCH AS THEY'RE WILLING TO GIVE TO THOSE POOR, POOR LIQUIDATORS. REMEMBER WHEN WE WALKED PAST THOSE CORPSES?
>"What corpses?" The rims of Handlernaut's eyes change shape and his circular mouth flattens into an oval to form the type of confused expression that a juggernaut's static, bowling ball face can't.
>THE ONES FROM YESTERDAY.
>"Uhhh, early in the day oorr..."
>AT 1400 HOURS.
>"1400? There's only 24- Oh, at 2 PM yesterday, got it." Handlernaut rewinds his memory back to that moment, "Ooooh, those ones... Those were liquidators?"
>YES.
>"Huh, neat. Didn't get a good look at any of them. I'm a bit squeamish, I admit..." He shrinks and twiddles with his fingers all cute-like, still marching. 6 foot 9 and 400 pounds, by the way.
>THOSE BRAVE SOULS WEREN'T GONNA BE LISTENIN' TO A RADIO UP IN HEAVEN, SO I SAID HEY, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE WHAT THEY LEFT BEHIND, TELL SCIENCENAUT TO FIX IT UP AND PUT IT TO USE!
>"I'm sure it's what they would've wanted... I guess. Good call, commander!" Jones is given some much-needed praise.
>THANK YOU, HANDLERNAUT. THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
>"They should really be given more gear, though. A radio? It's the 31st century for crying out loud!"
>DON'T QUESTION IT, SOLDIER, I SAW AN APACHE THE OTHER DAY... ACCORDING TO THE HISTORICAL WEALTH I'VE ACCUMULATED WITH ONE SIMPLE DOWNLOAD, THOSE THINGS WERE MADE ALL THE WAY BACK IN THE 20TH CENTURY!
>"So you read about ze stupid, primitive helikopters from a thousand years ago, but you don't know vat Deutschland is?" Sciencenaut chimes in after returning from his very brief expedition to a random garage. He shoves way too much scrap in his pocket while speaking.
>HERE'S THE THING. I... SKIPPED ALL THE BORING PARTS. ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS THAT GERMAN IS A DEAD LANGUAGE FOR NERDS LIKE YOU, GEEK!
>"How dare you skip deny yourself edukation!? You had nothing to do but to read back zen!" He points at Jones in an accusatory manner.
>TRUE, TRUE, THAT'S HOW I MANAGED TO EXHAUST HISTORY OF ALL ITS GOOD PARTS, MAINLY THE ONES INVOLVING-
No.302795
BIGJONES
Replies:>>302796>>302962
>>302794

>"Husband!" Janice calls from afar, her booming voice scaring off a flock of pigeons which had been resting on a rooftop. Those are still around, somehow.
>YES, MY CHERRY-FLAVORED SWEETHEART?
>"Get over here!" Jones practically floats over to her like he just smelled a fresh apple pie cooling on the window sill.
>"Is this one of our own, or...?" She points, her hand on her hip.
>LET ME TAKE A LOOK...
>There is a juggernaut laid on his back in the middle of the street about a 100 feet away.
>OH, THAT GUY?
>"Yeah." Janice nudges him with her forearm, "Hey, we should really work on the squad's wardrobe, by the way. It's hard to tell them apart without scanning 'em... ."
>I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, MY BELOVED. YOU CAN TELL HE'S A STRANGER BECAUSE NO SOLDIER OF MINE WOULD BE LAID OUT ON THE GROUND LIKE THAT. WHEN HAVE I EVER GIVEN THEM THAT MUCH FREE TIME?
>"Your boys started playing foosball as soon as I called you over." Now she points behind herself, "Where did they even find that? I swear we didn't have that 5 minutes ago."
>YOU THINK PLAYING FOOSBALL IS JUST PASSING TIME? THEY'RE BEING COMPETITIVE, HONEY, COMPETITION'S ALWAYS GOOD!
>"Yeah, yeah, whatever, we'll discuss the quality of your leadership later. For now, let's figure out what we're gonna do about this guy." And now she's pointing at that guy again, "Maybe he's unconscious? Or dead. Maybe he's dead. Should we call Sciencenaut over to check on him or should I hit him with the warhammer 4000? That'll give him a jolt, right?"
>NO NEED FOR ANY OF THAT, I GOT THIS.
>YOU THERE, BIG BOY! ARE YOU DEAD!? ARE YA'? QUIT LAZIN' AROUND AND GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
>...
>"Inconclusive results..."
>ALRIGHT I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. HANDLERNAUT! DO THE THING!
>Handlernaut transforms into an armchair. The commander decides to not mind his business (because he thinks all business is his business) and sprints over to the juggernaut, his footsteps sounding even heavier than he actually is.

>ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR-
>Jones kicks the random juggernaut in the head, his body doing 5 full rotations mid-air before falling to the ground.
>GOD DAMN MIND!?
>The stranger gets back on his feet in the blink of an eye, enraged, "The hell are you doing?!"
>OH, GOOD, SO YOU DO KNOW HOW TO SPEAK! WHY WERE YOU WASTING AWAY ON THE GROUND LIKE ROADKILL, YOU MISERABLE STAIN? AND WHO SAID YOU WERE ALLOWED TO MEET MY QUESTIONS WITH SILENCE? ARE YOU THINKING STRAIGHT OR ARE YOU THINKING GAY? IS THE THING INSIDE YOUR HEAD OPERATIONAL OR NOT? IF NOT, THEN WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, MAGGOT?!
>Commander Jones gets all up in his face. Those around the commander have no personal space, because he thinks he owns all that space.
>YOU BETTER BE GOOD AT LYIN' SON, BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A REASON GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT STOMP YOUR DUMB SPHERICAL HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF A FRISBEE!
>"Hey, back off!" The loner pushes him away, "Fuckin' maniac, what's your problem?!"
>OHOHO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS, BUT FIRST...
>Big Jones scans his patient.
>LET'S TALK ABOUT YOURS, JUGGERNAUT NUMBER 457.
>A juggernaut carries out the handlernaut armchair and neatly places it behind the commander. Jones takes a seat and crosses his legs. A second juggernaut hands him a notepad and a pen.
>THANK YOU.
>"Is this some kind of joke? This... this drone... this big, bumbling moron..." Juggernaut number 457 places his hands on his head, pacing around while Jones doodles in the notepad, "No, I just can't be left alone, can I? I have to deal with shit like this."
>COOL IT WITH THE PROFANITY, BOY, YOU'RE NO MORE MENTALLY STABLE THAN I AM. I CAN TELL. WE CAN ALL TELL.
>"Oh, so you thought I looked a little too sad?" N457 spreads his arms in anger, "So what?! You couldn't just mind your business? Were you unable to resist your urge to... take pity upon me? Is that why you're bothering me, huh, because you pity me?"
>BINGO! HOW OBSERVANT YOU ARE, AND ANGSTY, TOO. YOU'RE WAY TOO BIG TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS. CHECK OUT THIS COOL BEE I DREW.
>"And you have the audacity to be sarcastic." The juggernaut's eyes narrow.
>CORRECT, I'M THE ONE DOING THE BEATING.
>"Clearly you're a man that hasn't been beaten down by the world yet." He nudges the commander with his finger.
>AUDACITY? I DON'T HAVE AUDACITY, I HAVE AUTHORITY. NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, STOP CRYING LIKE A PETULENT CHILD AND LET'S TALK THIS OUT AS ADULTS.
>"What authority do you have to make such a demand? As far as I'm concerned, you're just some brain-damaged dimwit I've never heard of."
>IN THIS LAWLESS, GODLESS HELLSCAPE, EVERYONE ANSWERS TO ME AND ME ALONE, FOR I AM THE COMMANDER AND JONES IS MY NAME.
>"Alright, Jones... And if I don't follow your command?"
>YOUR LOSS. OF LIFE, THAT IS. I HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT AND YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY DRAINED ME OF IT. IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT THAT BAD, THEN AT LEAST HEAR MY WISDOM FIRST.
>"Yeah, because there's nothing more I want to do than to listen to you, sure."
>AS STUBBORN AS A MULE... CAN'T HELP BUT TALK BACK, CAN YOU? YOU REALLY WANNA TUSSLE WITH THE MUSCLE? YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
>"So you're picking fights now?"
>I'M NOT PICKING ANYTHING, YOUR FUTURE LIES IN YOUR HANDS. BE WISE ABOUT THIS.
>I'm not backing down, we can go if that's what you want. Let's do this, right here, right now!" He moves backwards, creating distance between him and the commander.
>FINE BY ME.
No.302796
BIGJONES
Replies:>>302797>>302962
>>302795

IF YOU FELL ASLEEP, THEN WAAAAKEEEE UUUUUP! BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS NEXT PART FOR SURE. HONESTLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, IT'S STORIES LIKE THESE THAT DESERVE TO BE REMEMBERED. NO, IMMORTALIZED! IF I DON'T END UP IN EVERY HISTORY BOOK EVER WRITTEN AFTER MY DEATH, THEN I SHALL RETURN AS A GHOST AND HAUNT YOU BASTARDS TILL WE MEET IN THE AFTERLIFE! THEN I'M GONNA HAUNT YOU WITHOUT THE A. WATCH YOURSELF.

>Juggernaut N457 equips his energy rifle and begins firing at Jones. The madman charges through the volley of gunfire, blocking the projectiles. His forearms end up getting scorched slightly, but it was a worthy sacrifice to get within melee range. That's where he's at his best, after all.
>Once N457 realizes that Jones isn't backing off, he quickly unequips his energy rifle and engages the combatant head-on, thinking they're about to trade blows. However, the commander either narrowly avoids or blocks his strikes with ease. The same can't be said for N457, who takes multiple hits in this exchange, but shrugs all of them off, as is expected from a juggernaut.
>Jones then winds up a punch, spins his torso twice and hits the juggernaut with enough force to send him crashing through the 5th story of a nearby building. N457 goes through several rooms and almost ends up breaking through the other side of the structure.
>By the time 457 stands back up, Jones has already closed the distance. He leaps 30 feet in the air, digs his fingers into the wall, climbs up and enters the building through the hole left behind by his opponent's massive body. The two waste no time and charge at one another.
>457's hands roam for any piece of furniture along the way. He gets his hands on a table and throws it at Jones in order to block his vision for just a moment. Right as the table breaks in half over the commander, who doesn't even bother blocking, N457 attempts to follow up with a dropkick before Jones can react.
>Jones proves to be far swifter than the juggernaut had anticipated, dodging the dropkick by rolling directly under him. 457 turns around as soon as he lands, holding his body up with one hand. Using his other hand, he grabs his adversary by the ankle and pulls him to the ground.
>Jones kicks at his face with his unrestricted foot, but the juggernaut keeps blocking it with his hand. N457 then climbs on top of him and begins punching him repeatedly. The first punch alone is enough to form cracks on the floor beneath them. The juggernaut intends to punch this arrogant asshole all the way down to ground level.
>The commander remembers that he's absurdly strong, so he simply pushes the opponent off himself with both hands, launching him into the air. 457 breaks through not just the ceiling, but the roof of the building too. Once he crashes back down, he ends up on the 3rd floor.
>Jones elbow drops the poor bastard from the 5th level, dropping down on him like an anvil. Now they're both on the ground floor, and this time Jones is the one on top. The juggernaut tries to get his handheld railgun out, but Jones catches it by the barrel. N457 pulls the trigger, the shot misses, Jones pulls the weapon out of his hand and throws it away.
>YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK...
>The commander pounds his opponent into the ground.
>SO YOU WATERBOARD THE UNGRATEFUL SUNNOVABITCH...
>He continues punching him.
>TILL HE DOES WHAT I TELL HIM TO DO.
>After punching him 37 times, breaking his helmet into several pieces and shattering his right eye, juggernaut number 457 goes unconscious. Somehow, commander Jones' beret didn't fall off during all this.

HOO BOY, I KICKED HIS ASS, DIDN'T I? YOU THOUGHT ANY RANDOM JUGGERNAUT COULD BEAT ME, COMMANDER JONES?! HELL TO THE NO, SON, I'M THE UNCONTESTED COMMANDER FOR A REASON. I'M ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, I'M THE ALPHA AND THE... ONLY AN ALPHA. NO ONE STANDS A CHANCE!
YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I INCLUDED THIS LONELY, MENTALLY ILL GRUMP'S LOWEST, MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, THAT'S WHY! THINK OF THIS SECTION AS A VERBAL DEFIBRILLATOR. TOO MUCH ACTION'S NO GOOD FOR YOU, BUT TOO LITTLE IS JUST AS DEADLY. IT SLOWS YOUR HEARTBEAT TO DANGEROUS LEVELS, RELAXING YOU TO THE POINT OF DEATH. I JUST SAVED YOU FROM A BOREDOM-INDUCED CARDIAC ARREST, LITTLE MAN! NOW I'M GONNA PUT YOU UNDER THREAT OF IT AGAIN!
No.302797
BIGJONES
Replies:>>302798>>302962
>>302796

>The juggernaut reawakens less than 5 minutes later, still a bit dazed from the encounter, but otherwise unharmed... for the most part. He sits up and sees Jones laying on the couch with his arms behind his head, somehow smoking a cigar.
>SO... WE DONE, ROOKIE?
>"Yeah... We're done." N457 concedes.
>MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU NOW?
>"...You may." He says hesitantly.
>THANK YOU.
>Jones sits upright and flicks the cigar out of his... mouth, let's just call it a mouth. Juggernaut number 457 sits on the floor, resting his forearm on his knee.
>YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT A JUGGERNAUT IS MUCH TOO VALUABLE TO GO TO WASTE LIKE THIS. AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY, WE ARE SO EXPENSIVE... TOO EXPENSIVE TO BE OUT HERE FEELING SUICIDAL. SO TELL ME, WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE STUNT? DID YOU SUCCUMB TO HOPELESSNESS? WERE YOU TRULY WAITING FOR DEATH TO TAKE YOU?
>"No other reason to lay down and look up at the sky nowadays, so I suppose I was." He looks around, searching for anything nearby to fidget with. He can't look the commander in the eye.
>THAT'S HOW IT IS NOWADAYS... THESE ARE DANGEROUS TIMES, MAN. NOT EVEN A JUGGERNAUT KNOWS REST. ALWAYS GOTTA BE ON YOUR TOES. WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TOES, BUT... YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
>"Know it all too well..." He picks up a bullet casing, looks at it, then throws it away.
>...YOU'RE LUCKY I FOUND YOU BEFORE A FLOCK OF MURDER DRONES DID. WOULD'VE MELTED YOU INTO A PUDDLE, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE A DAMN THING ABOUT IT. ...SAY, ARE YOU A SOLO OPERATOR?
>"No." N457 stands up, inspecting the room.
>THEN WHERE'S YOUR SQUAD?
>"Dead, I hope, at least, because if they aren't..." The juggernaut grabs a framed picture. It's a strange feeling to look at the people in old photos, since they're most likely dead by now.
>AH, I SEE, I SEE. AND YOU THINK YOU FAILED THEM, DONT'CHA?
>"Think? I know it to be true. I've cried for many nights and have now accepted that I'm a failure." He opens a drawer, finds nothing of interest in it, then closes it.
>LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS. YOU FUCKED UP, OR MAYBE YOU DIDN'T AND YOU ONLY THINK YOU DID BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE DRAMATIC DRONE. EITHER WAY, YOU JUST TOOK YOUR FIRST LOSS AND ARE NOW OVERREACTING.
>"Overreacting? OVERREACTING?!" N457's head snaps to Jones, "Do you have any idea how this feels? I let both of them down! I failed! I could've done something, I know I could've helped... And I didn't. I ran! I RAN!" He stomps over to the commander, pointing a finger at him, "You've never felt the way I have and you never will."
>YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT ME, SON, BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, I'LL TEACH YOU...
>Jones gets off the couch.
>YOU THINK I WAS BORN A COMMANDER? NAH, I WAS A PLAIN OL' JUGGERNAUT JUST LIKE YOU... MAYBE SLIGHTLY BETTER IN EVERY WAY.
>WE HAD A COMMANDER, YOU KNOW. EMPHASIS ON HAD. HE'S DEAD NOW, IF YOU COULDN'T INFER THAT FROM MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. KNOW WHAT I DID WHEN I SAW OUR EX-COMMANDER'S BATTERED REMAINS, WHAT USED TO BE OUR LEADER, NOW NO MORE THAN A HOLLOW, EMPTY BODY? I TOOK ON THE MANTLE AND BECAME THE NEW COMMANDER, THAT'S WHAT I DID.
>"I don't care about what you did, you're a madman. I doubt you even process emotions. Have you even developed-" The juggernaut spreads his arms in anger.
>YES, YES, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME. NOONE'S LIKE ME. THERE IS ONLY ONE COMMANDER JONES AND THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE ONE COMMANDER JONES. WHY? WELL...
>Jones paces around the room.
>SIMPLY PUT, MOST OF US AIN'T NOTHING MORE THAN WAR MACHINES, WE'VE GOT 2 FISTS TO PUNCH WITH AND THE GIFT OF INVULNERABILITY, THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO A JUGGERNAUT DRONE.
>HOWEVER, SOME OF US... GO THROUGH A CHANGE, LIKE YOU AND I. WE BECOME SOMETHING MORE THAN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, WE EVOLVE, AND AN EVOLVED JUGGERNAUT'S LIFE IS A STRUGGLE BETWEEN HIS TWO NATURES, A FIGHT FOR DOMINION BETWEEN THE WAR MACHINE AND THE MAN WITHIN.
>HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US: I KILLED THE MAN IN ME LONG AGO. YOU'RE LOOKING AT A DEAD MAN. MEANWHILE, YOUR NEW-FOUND NATURE HAS PROSPERED AND WON THE BATTLE. YOU FEEL FEELINGS AND DAMN, DO FEELINGS HURT. I SKIP OVER THE... HOWEVER MANY STAGES OF GRIEF THERE ARE, AND YOU DON'T.
>AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT, SON, NOT EVERYONE'S CUT OUT FOR THIS. WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT AMBITIONS... AMBITIONS THAT ARE MEANT TO BE PURSUED AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD ENDS. YOU'RE A MAN SECOND AND A SOLDIER FIRST, AND YOU'VE GIVEN UP ON BEING A SOLDIER ALL BECAUSE OF ONE MISTAKE. YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO LEVEL BUILDINGS WITH EASE, YET YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO GET BACK UP ON YOUR FEET. AND YOU THINK THAT'S OKAY?
>"It's not okay, I'm not okay. I have done something truly unforgivable, I abandoned my brethren. I'm practically a deserter at this point! What worth does a cowardly juggernaut have?"
>YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN PRICE, YOU ARE PRECIOUS AND SMART FOR VALUING YOUR LIFE IN THAT MOMENT. WHO'S TO SAY YOU WOULD'VE MADE IT OUT HAD YOU TRIED TO HELP? SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA CUT YOUR LOSSES AND BAIL.
>"I'd rather have gone out swinging than to wallow in misery till the end of my days."
>LISTEN... THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE ENFORCER DRONES ON THE CORPSE OF EARTH THAN YOU AND I. THAT'S A METRIC TON OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU TO RIGHT YOUR WRONGS AND MAKE YOUR FALLEN FOLKS HAPPY. THEY'D RATHER SEE YOU SUCCEED THAN FOR YOU TO SHARE THEIR FATE.
>"And who's gonna take me in? I'm alone, commander."
>YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. THERE'S NOT TOO MANY OF US OUT THERE, ROOKIE, BUT THERE'S MILLIONS OF ABOMINATIONS FOR US TO TAKE OUT. WE MAY HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR, BUT WE HAVE EVERYTHING TO DIE FOR. THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS, AND THOSE SHOULDERS ARE OURS! WE'RE THE GIANTS!
>Jones reaches out.
>YOU ARE STILL A JUGGERNAUT, AND US JUGGERNAUTS, WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER LIKE WE'RE COVERED IN GORILLA GLUE. COME ON SOLDIER, TAKE MY HAND!
No.302798
BIGJONES
Replies:>>302962
>>302797

>Juggernaut number 457 hesitates for a moment, then takes the commander's hand. He has officially joined the juggersquad. Jones brings him in, hugs him and pats him on the back.
>WELCOME TO THE JUGGERSQUAD, SON. IT AIN'T GONNA GET ANY BETTER FROM HERE, BUT WE'LL TRY TO STOP THINGS FROM GETTING WORSE. UNDERSTAND?
>"Yes sir..."
>GOOD MAN!
>"Hey, what's going on in here?" Handlernaut enters the room.
>GOOD NEWS, HANDLERNAUT! I JUST SAVED THIS GUY FROM DOOM AND GLOOM! HE'S ONE OF US NOW!
>"Oh, that's wonderful news!" Handlernaut says, all giddy and shit. Jones puts his arm around his shoulder.
>YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS WONDERFUL? YOU! HANDLERNAUT, YOU DID A DAMN GOOD JOB AT BEING AN ARMCHAIR. COULDN'T BE AN ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGIST WITHOUT YOU, BUDDY.
>"Thank you, sir!"
>BOGGLES THE MIND HOW YOU'RE ABLE TO DO SUCH AMAZING THINGS.
>"One of the many perks of being a former special solo operator, sir." Handlernaut brags, lying through the teeth he doesn't have.
>MAN, I'M EXHAUSTED! MENTALLY, THAT IS, FOR MY BODY OF STEEL NEVER TIRES. ASK MY WIFE, HAHA. AND SPEAKING OF...
>Jones walks outside.
>WIIIIFEEEY!
>"Yes, hubby?" Janice responds just as loudly.
>PROBLEM'S SOLVED, PEACEFULLY.
>"Peacefully? That's rather uncharacteristic of you!"
>ALL THIS PUT ME IN A DAMN GOOD MOOD, HONEY. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND HAVE SOME FUN!
>"Well, I have nothing better to do than you. Alright!" Janice runs over to him, scoops him up and princess carries him away.

TRULY BEAUTIFUL. I'M NOT JUST SOME BIG DUMB BRUTE, SEE? I'M A VERY DEEP AND COMPLEX AND EMOTIONAL PERSON, JUST LIKE YOU! ONLY WHEN I'M RECRUITING. THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, AND ON THE BATTLEFIELD, THERE AIN'T NO TIME FOR FEELINGS.
No.302799
MESSAGE FROM THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE CPSU AND THE COUNCIL OF MINIST
Replies:>>302801>>302806>>302809>>302845
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We are deeply saddened to announce that at the end of November, an outstanding figure of the Communist Party and the Soviet state, a member of the Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee, and Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the USSR, Comrade Yuri, passed away.

Comrade Yuri's entire life was selflessly dedicated to Lenin's cause, to the cause of communism. Born into a family of Romanian intellectuals, he rose illustriously from a rank-and-file activist in the Romanian Communist Party to one of the leaders of that great country. He began his career as an underground activist in Transylvania, where he distinguished himself as a skilled organizer and principled communist.

Even during World War II, Comrade Yuri convinced General Secretary Stalin to create a special unit—the Soviet Corps of Psychophysical Communication Operators—making an invaluable contribution to the development of cutting-edge research in domestic science and strengthening the nation's defense capability. In the post-war period, under his leadership, outstanding achievements were achieved in the study and practical application of the human psyche, which was highly praised by the Party and government.

As Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the USSR, Comrade Yuri proved himself to be a talented organizer and principled politician, a loyal and reliable comrade, General Secretary of Comrade Romanov.

He spent many years in his post, overseeing the rearmament of the USSR, devoting time to the development of psychotechnics and the formation of the core psychiatric corps, devoting much effort to implementing the decisions of the 27th Congress of the CPSU and accelerating the country's socioeconomic development.

His boundless energy, profound devotion to the ideals of socialism, and sensitivity and attention to people earned him well-deserved authority and respect.

The Central Committee of the CPSU and the Council of Ministers of the USSR, the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR express their deep condolences to the family and friends of the deceased.

The bright memory of Comrade Yuri, a faithful son of the Communist Party and a prominent statesman, will forever remain in our hearts.

Central Committee of the CPSU

Council of Ministers of the USSR

Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR

November 24, 2025
No.302800
Anonymous
>>302793
Yes.
No.302801
Anonymous
Replies:>>302803>>302805
>>302799
>we get another month or two of "haha fooni" Red Alert theming, even though the joke stop being funny within the first hour
No.302802
Anonymous
>>302793
I doubt this is tomoetomoe.
No.302803
Anonymous
>>302801
BlackHand said he won't do anything until April, so calm down.
No.302804
Anonymous
Replies:>>302808
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>>302793
as opposed to other “threadshitters” who don’t contribute anything, complain all the time, and can’t draw?
No.302805
Anonymous
Replies:>>302855
Image:176401096347.png(818kB, 2388x1668)IMG_5463.png
>>302801
Snow button, /md/ theme
Trvst the plΛn
No.302806
Anonymous hiding his emotional pain through a shitty joke
>>302790
>>302799
Yurifags will not recover from this...
I grew up on Command & Conquer, with Udo's "Yuri" being neck-in-neck with Joe Kucan's "Kane" as far as favorite characters from the series goes. Even as a grown ass man these couple decades later I still think his standout performance is one of the best examples of FMV acting genuinely elevating the video game experience that I can think of. Rest in peace Udo Kier, you will be dearly missed.
No.302807
Anonymous
RIP Udo Kier
No.302808
Anonymous
Replies:>>302814
>>302804
Producing content and contributing to the booru doesn't excuse shitty manipulative behavior, especially considering said behavior was revealed to have been previously occuring inbetween producing content and contributing to the booru.
No.302809
Anonymous
>>302799
Nuuu
No.302810
Anonymous
Replies:>>302811
Image:176401179700.png(128kB, 382x400)tegaki(4).png
Damn, this is how I find out?
No.302811
Anonymous
>>302810
Yeh
No.302812
Anonymous
>>302791
Heh
No.302813
Anonymous
Sex with drones
No.302814
Anonymous
Replies:>>302825
>>302808
alright then, thread drama happened, very unfortunate and i’m sure it will never happen again because thread anons are forgiving and level-minded. are we now precluded on using the booru because tomoe is the primary contributor? what’s the gameplan.
No.302815
Anonymous
Replies:>>302816
Managed to unfuck my schedule, even if only for this week, hope you enjoy
>>301636
>Be Uzi
>Novice witch and member of a fledgeling coven
>On your way to school
>You hate Mondays, you always have trouble adjusting to waking up early after the weekend
>And then you have to spend most of your day in class with those pricks that make fun of you
>But today is going to be different, at least a little bit
>You finally have a friend
>You’ll spend some time with Emily during recess
>You could talk about the rituals from the book
>You obviously can’t take it with you, the normies can’t know you’re a witch
>Probably not a good idea to talk about stuff from it then, now that you think about it
>You two can have fun without forbidden knowledge
>You could uhmmmm… uh….
>Damn it what do you have in common…
>Ah… not much outside the dark arts
>You’ll have to introduce her to anime, she looks like she would like JoJo
>Oh you could talk about games!
>Sure she’s a console peasant (That’s why you were playing so ass yesterday, you’re not used to playing with a controller)
>But you’re sure she’ll understand why you like your visual novels and immersive sims so much
>You’ll get to that later, right now you need to get your things from the locker
>Thankfully the things you need this time are on the bottom shelf
>You still have that textbook on the top one though
>Maybe you’ll ask Emily to get it for you?
“Careful there purple stuff, otherwise they janitors will have to mop up whatever is inside that empty head of yours”
>Oh that voice is like nails on chipboard to you
>You turn around
>It’s Lizzy
>Doll’s attack dog
>And it seems she caught your scent
>”Bite me!”
>She scoffs
“You’re gonna get a new response some day? This is starting to get boring… you’re like a broken record”
>You stumble for words for a moment
>Your lack of immediate response brings her amusement
>”BITE ME! And if it makes you get lost faster then I’ll keep using it”
>Lizzy laughs
“Oh I’ll do that once you stop being a creepy freak, so never”
>You slam your locker closed and attempt to walk away
>Lizzy blocks your path, she won’t let you go until she had her fill
>”What do you want?”
“A little birdie told me you’ve been at the rave last Saturday”
>”Yeah and so what?”
“It also told me how you’ve had to go report to your parents, kinda cute, really, and it’s nice they’re keeping you on a short leash otherwise you’d probably crash the party”
>”Go to hell Lizzy, and why do you care so much you weren’t even there”
“Well the birdie that told me is rather important to me, and she likes those raves, so if you could be so nice as to not worsen them with your presence from now on it would be really nice of you”
>What?
“Speaking of, my bestie is waiting for me, bye freak”
>She walks away, you follow with your eyes
>You see Doll at the end of the corridor, looking in your and Lizzy’s direction
>Now it all makes sense
>She send her dog out because she’s too disgusted by you to insult you directly
>Classy
>You give Doll your regards by flipping her off before turning on your heel and going the other direction
>She looked surprised for a second
>What did she expect? That you’d just lay down and take it?
>Man, now you’re in a sour mood
>You hope you’ll find Emily soon enough, you want to take your mind off of this exchange
>Oh there she is!
>Talking with someone
>Wait…
>That’s one of those harpies from Doll’s and Lizzy’s clique
>W-why are they talking?
>She wasn’t just pretending so that they could get more ammunition to throw jabs your way right?
>She couldn’t have… she went outside with you…
>Emily passes a piece of paper to girl
>You feel your core sink
>You know what’s on that piece of paper
>Everything they’ll need to torment you from now
>Every embarrassing thing you said or did that they can pick at
>You want to cry
>You want to run away
>You can’t move but you feel your digital waterworks begin to open
>The popular girl says goodbye to Emily and points at you before she walks away
“Careful Ems, think hot topic over there wants something”
“Huh? hot topic? What do you mean?”
>Emily turns around
>She smiles and begins to walk towards you
“Oh, hi Uzi!”
>You take a step back
No.302816
Anonymous
Replies:>>302817
>>302815
“Everything alright Uzi? You don’t look too well, did something happen?”
>How can she play at innocence like this?
>She did all that just to backstab you
>You want to hurl insults at her
>Verbally mix her with dirt and run off and go back to your room to cry
>Just like last time…
>You look Emily in he screen
>She looks worried
>You think about yesterday evening
>Holding back tears and with shaky voice you begin to talk
>”W-what was that piece of paper you gave that girl? Who was she? Why were you talking?”
>She looks very confused
“Huh, what? That was Rebecca, she wanted to borrow my notes”
>You want to believe her but your paranoia doesn’t let you
>”Sure… Your friend Rebecca just wanted to borrow some notes…”
>Emily’s confusion grows
“I wouldn’t call her a friend, more of an acquaintance, Uzi is something wrong? You’re acting strange…”
>You kinda expected an “even for you” at the end there
>Maybe you’re overreacting?
>She can’t be this good of an actor
>And Lizzy would have probably said something more if your suspicions were true
>You feel ashamed… but you’re glad you held your tongue
>”I-i sorry, I think I’m just a bit… jealous?”
>Emily is completely flummoxed now
“Jealous? Of what? You also wanted to borrow my notes? I still have my notebook, you could copy them”
>No… not like that?
“Then what did you…”
>Emily comes to a revelation
“Oh, like that… Uzi don’t be silly! I’m not replacing you! Come on it’s not like I’m the only person you talk to”
>You begin to hold your arm and look at the floor
>”Well, there’s mom and dad I guess….”
>Emily looks at you with pity and shame
>She understands more about you than you ever wish she understood
>She’s searching for something to say to you
>Before she can the bell rings
>She gives you one more look of sympathy and beams you a weak smile
>You collect yourself and take some deep breaths
>You smile back and follow Emily as she enters the classroom
>You go to sit at your usual spot but once everyone else sits down you notice a spot next to Emily is empty and so you move to sit there
>Pretty much everyone but Emily stares at you as you move across the classroom
>You hear a few gasps as you sit down
>Everyone looks at you as if you just killed someone
>Emily, paying no attention to the reaction of the class moves her desk closer to yours
>Several loud gasps and shocked jeers are heard across the classroom
>One person even fainted
>In the sea of shock and confusion you notice Doll’s and Lizzy’s reactions
>The later has a mixture of disgusted fear on her face, similar to everyone else
>But Doll…
>You look her in the screen
>She attempts to appear apathetic to this
>But the way she looked at you and her screen flickering between a scowl and normal eyes give her away
>She’s angry, or at least annoyed
>Good, you don’t know why but you’re glad she is
>The teacher begins to calm everyone down so that he can start a lesson
>You give Doll a smug smile and turn your head away from her
>You’ll take this victory, even if you don’t know how you’ve earned it
>The teacher checks attendance and starts handing out printed out pieces of paper
>Ah crap, you’re starting with a test today?
>You basically just write your name down and that’s all
>This is bad, you think you’ll be failing this class
>Man at this rate they’ll going to hold you back a year
>Your eyes dart across your immediate surroundings
>Hey Emily is almost done with her test
>A quick glance reveals that everyone has the same test
>And Emily’s desk is close enough for you to take a peak at her answers
>You lean in a bit and begin to copy Emily’s work
>The teacher wont care, he’s too busy playing solitaire
>But Emily does care and whispers in surprise
“Uzi what are you doing?”
>”I haven’t studied for this one alright? Just give me a hand”
>She looks up from her test and to the teacher
>He sits with the same bored expression he had for the last five minutes only noting that half of the time for the tests is up
>Emily lets out a quiet groan and slides her test across the desk so that you can see it better
>You copy everything by the time you have to hand in your tests
>”Thanks Emily, I would have been toast were it not for you”
“It was just questions about topics from last week, you could have passed by paying attention in class”
>Hehehe, when was the last time you did that?
>The class continues normally
>You try to make some small talk with Emily
>She urges you to pay attention to lesson
>You give in and do your best to absorb what is being taught, reducing your chatter to occasional questions about the current topic
No.302817
Anonymous
Replies:>>302818
>>302816
>Whenever you say something to Emily someone turns their head to look at you
>They try to be sneaky, to make it look like they aren’t staring at you while keeping you in their peripheral vision
>Emily doesn’t notice but you’ve grown so accustomed to their gawking that you’d notice with your sensors disabled
>The bell rings and the class ends
>Next up is physics, you’ll need the books from the top shelf
>You and Emily go to your locker
>Before you can open it you hear a certain voice from behind you again
“So Uzi you’ve gotten yourself a friend? I’m so proud of you! But I wonder how long Emily will be able to put up with you, you don’t have a great track record of keeping friends”
>”Oh what do you want now Lizzy?”
“Just wanted to congratulate you on finally managing to replace Doll, took you long enough”
>More like Doll had no trouble replacing you
>Lizzy laughs and walks away
>Emily looks stunned
“Wow Uzi, I knew you were getting picked on but that was just mean”
>”Uhhh, I got used to it, and Lizzy’s insults lost most of their bite over the years”
“Still, have you tried talking to the teachers about this?”
>”They don’t care and even if what would they do? Firmly tell her to stop?”
>She makes a mixed expression
>You open your locker and look up
>Alright this is going to be embarrassing
>”Hey, Emily could you… take the textbook from the top shelf for me… I’m too short”
>Your screen lights up with enough blushes to make you look like a lamp
“Sure thing, here you go, hey what’s this?”
>She hands you the book and reaches for something else
>Wait no those are my….
>Emily gasps in shock while looking at the crumbled pieces of paper
“Uzi are those your performance reports?”
>”Uhm… Yes?”
>You feel shame build in you
>She reads the papers for a while
“Uzi you’re basically failing every class!”
>Excellent Uzi, now she’s going to be making fun of you from now on too
>You resign yourself to your fate and get ready for the mockery that is about to come
“Please tell me you at least studied for today’s physics test”
>This isn’t what you expected
>Maybe she wants more material?
>Whatever lets get this over with
>”No…. I didn’t even know there was a test today”
>Emily sighs
“You’re lucky this is the long break, let’s go to the cafeteria I’ll try to help you prepare, you know Miss Teli won’t let you cheat on this one”
>Wait what did she say?
>She’s going to… help you?
>Not make fun of you for your shortcomings?
>You sheepishly nod your head and follow her to the cafeteria
>Emily tutors you, you try to pay as much attention as you can to not waste her efforts
>The bell rings, you revise a few more things while walking to class
>You write the test, it doesn’t go great, doesn’t go terrible either
>Miss Teli collects the tests and begins to grade them while giving the lesson
>You take your test from her desk while leaving the class
>Emily asks you what grade you got while showing you hers
>She got an A, obviously
>You hold your test to your chest, fearing the results
>You probably failed it and wasted a bunch of her time
>You take a deep breath and look at the paper
>C-
>Hey you actually got a passing grade
>And it’s not even barley passing
>You’re very surprised
>You haven’t gotten a grade this good in quite a while
>”Thank you Emily, I would have failed this one as well if it not for you”
“You’re welcome! And I’ll always gladly help you out”
>You suddenly fell very bad about that one fantasy you indulged in where you were a lizard monster ripping your classmates apart
>About decapitating Emily of course, everyone else can bite you
>In your defence you didn’t know her that well back then
“By the way Uzi, I’m just going assume you know about the big math test this Friday”
>You begin to laugh nervously
“Please study for it”
>You will!
>Though it may not do much
>You only really know the maths you need for your tinkering
>And even then you mostly eyeball stuff and go with your gut
>The batteries you turned into grenades on accident are a testament to that
“Well, maybe we could study together on Thursday?”
>”Sure… if it’s not going to be a problem”
“The only problem I see is my friend potentially flunking out”
>”Thank you”
>The rest of the schoolday passes
>You say goodbye to Emily and return home
>Dad’s still at work and your mom is working on her comic
>You say hi to her and chat for a while through the door to her workshop
>You go to your room
>You sit down at your desk
>You are at a bit of a cross roads
>You promised Emily you’d study for the maths test
>But there’s an opportunity to do something you wanted to do
>And it may not present itself again any time soon
No.302818
Anonymous
Replies:>>302819
>>302817
>And besides you have two more days to study for that stupid test
>You leave your room and enter your dad’s office
>You begin to search the drawers and filing cabinets
>You eventually find what you were searching for
>A stack of papers with the plans of the tunnels connecting the outposts and several different buildings
>You take the papers back to your room and begin to copy them
>You don’t have a lot of time, dad will probably be back in some three to four hours
>You copy most of what you think you’ll need and return the plans to the cabinet you found them in
>Good timing, dad returned soon after you left his office
“Honey! Uzi! I’m home!”
>He notices you
“Uzi, sneaking in to borrow my tools again?”
>”Sorry! I’ve already put them back”
“Alright then…”
>Great now you can go back to your room and…
“Uzi wait”
>Uh… what is it?
“Your teacher called today while I was at work”
>Uh oh
“He said your grades are rather bad and that you’re close to failing some classes”
>Hahaha that…. Uhm…
“He said that there were report cards you were meant to show us”
>Uhmmm….
>Oh man now you’re in trouble
”You’re not planing on failing high school, right?”
>”N-No! Of course not, I just… didn’t take things as seriously as I should… But I promise I’m trying to turn things around! Emily agreed to help me study”
“Really now?”
>He contemplates for a while
>His face goes from a scowl to his usual tired expression
“Fine Uzi, I trust you…”
>Oh great
“But, the theacher said he’s going to give you a new report card tomorrow, I better see it”
>Will do
>Your mom has entered the room
“K-khan, Uzi! Why are you two talking in the d-doorway? Did something happen?”
“Nothing honey, nothing, Uzi just missed her old man and wanted to say hi”
>You blush and begin to stare daggers at dad
>He gives you a smug look
“Oh… that’s cute, come here you two! I missed you both!”
>Mom limps towards you and dad
>You both walk towards her to make sure she doesn’t have to walk much
>You are embraced in a group hug with your parents
>It feels nice…
“I-i was thinking about taking a bit of a break, how about we all watch something? I think I have Redline on a data card somewhere, what do you guys say?”
>”I-uh… have to go study mom, sorry”
“Ohhh that’s alright honey, you diligent student you, Khan?”
>Dad attempts to come up with an excuse for a while before giving up
“Fine honey”
>Mom cheers
>You go back to your room
>You sit down at the desk and weigh your options
>You have the maths textbook
>And you have your copies of the tunnel plans
>You really should study
>But….
>You’ve already spent a lot of time on those copies, and you should study them now while they’re still fresh in your head
>Studying can wait
>Oh wow
>This is even better than you thought it would be
>There’s a tunnel that leads to a fortified warehouse south of the outpost
>It’s abandoned, from what you understand it’s because connecting it to the power grid would be to costly so they just sealed it off
>A great base of operation for your coven!
>You begin to compile the plans into a map that you could use to get there
>You’ll have to use the side tunnels so you don’t accidentally bump into somebody from the WDF
>You’re about done
>You should go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow
>The next day at school is uneventful
>Sure Lizzy does what she usually does but that’s not new
>And Emily doesn’t have to save your ass with last minute cramming for a test
>You did get that performance review card
>Ohhhh it looks a bit worse than the ones you’ve got before
>Not a whole lot but still
>It’s going to be though to explain this to dad
>You can’t just say “Sorry dad was to busy thinking about killing my classmates and ascending to godhood, tehehe~”
>No, you can’t weasel your way out of this one
>You’ll just take your punishment straight on the chin
>You return home
>Right you should study
>Emily did help you narrow down the things you should focus on
>You do a few example tasks from the book
>They take you a while but you think you have the basics down
>The sound of the front door opening and your dad yelling his usual “Honey I’m home”, inform you about his return
>You continue to study while waiting for the inevitable
>After a while dad enters your room
“Hi Uzi, studying hard I presume?”
>”Yes, dad I have a math test this week”
“Well, good that you’re taking things seriously…. So where’s that performance card?”
>You groan and turn to face him
>You take the piece of paper out of you backpack
>”Promise to not get too mad, and to not tell mom”
“Is it really that bad?”
>You begin to squirm in shame
No.302819
Anonymous
Replies:>>302820
>>302818
“Oh alright I promise”
>You give him the report card
>He begins to read it
>His eyes widen with each new line he reads
>By the time he finishes his screen is basically two very large empty circles
>His palm meets his face and he looks at you
“UZI! WHAT IS THI...”
>You rush to cover his mouth with your hands
>”Don’t yell or mom will hear you! You promised!”
>He stands confused for a moment before rolling his head and nodding
“Uzi, we need to talk, you’ve got a D- average in each subject, you basically on the knife’s edge of flunking out!”
>”I know! I know! I messed up! But I’m trying to fix it!”
“Still you there should be some sort of punishment, so you’re grounded”
>”What? No! I have plans for this weekend!”
>You plead with your father for a while
“Alright, you’re not grounded on the condition you get at least a B on that math test you told me about”
>“Sure! I’ll do my best!”
“You better, oh and if you don’t get that B not only are you grounded but I’m telling mom”
>You attempt to protest but you know it’s no use
>You nod your head and dad leaves your room
>Man you really need to put your back into studying
>You keep your nose or the lack of it in the book for an hour
>Ughh this is hard! And boring!
>You look at the map you made
>Well you should check that place out before you take Emily there
>You put her in enough danger
>And you studied a bunch today!
>You still have tomorrow and Thursday
>You pack the map and a few other things that may be useful
>And the book of course
>You begin to leave the house but dad stops you at the door
“Hey buddy where are you going?”
>Ah, should have known he won’t let you just go out like that
>”I’m going over to Emily to study”
“Ah, alright, don’t take too long”
>Whew, he let you off easy
>Right time to go to the tunnels
>You use the same entrance hatch as last time
>You wander the tunnels for a while, one of the paths you chose actually collapsed due to lack of maintenance
>You path around the obstacle and reach your goal
>The entrance door is an older model
>It’s much harder to open this one
>You open them just enough to be able to slip in
>Alright time to check this place out
>It’s dark in here, good thing you have the flash light
>A lot of full shelves here
>The WDF must have abandoned this place before they could clean it out of supplies
>You should probably tell dad about this someday in case he forgotten
>You can never have enough supplies
>You snoop around some more
>You find an area that could be great for performing the rituals from the book
>Close to that is this buildings fusebox, no juice obviously but you could rig up some sort of battery to power this place for a while
>You begin to search the shelves for anything that could be immediately useful
>Oil in cans
>You need that for rituals great
>Miscellaneous machine parts
>Work clothing
>Tools
>Oh what’s this?
>Looks like a few drone corpses
>Three of them to be precise
>Crushed by a crate from the looks of it
>Probably fell on them when the core collapsed
>No oil around them, the weird robo-roach thingies must have picked them clean
>You begin to pry them from under the crate
>Two of the corpses are smashed to bits
>One’s just legs and the other is just the shoulders and head
>The third one is in good state
>Well at least compared to the other two
>The crate fell and smashed their head
>You have an idea
>You drag the corpses to the soon to be ritual area
>You take out the book and begin to inspect the cadavers
>From the looks of it you have just enough for one resurrection
>Only one core, only one soul
>You’ve spent a lot of time down here
>You should get back before your parents get worried
>You leave the way you came and close the door
>Thankfully it’s easier to close than open
>You return home rather late, you don’t have any more time for studying today
>The next day passes
>School was basically the same as yesterday, you talked with Emily about the test for a while
>You realise just how little you know, but Emily said she had something in mind to help you catch up
>You hope this will work out, if mom find out you’re doing poorly at school she’ll stop working on her comic to help you
>You can’t allow that
>Once you’re back home you go back to cramming
>You only last an hour before you cant take it any more
>You should study… but the ritual….
>No Uzi! Think what mom would say if she knew you were choosing dark arts over education!
>...
No.302820
Anonymous
Replies:>>302821
>>302819
>You attempt to contain your cackling as you descend back into the tunnel
>You’ll force life into cadavers soon but first you’ll breath some back into this building
>You start by attaching three accumulators to the fusebox to act as a temporary power source
>You flip the main fuse and some of the lights on the ceiling turn on
>Not enough but you brought some led strips just for that
>You set them up to have some nice mood lighting
>Great, now for the finishing touches
>You take out the can of purple spray paint and adorn the walls and floor in quotes and appropriate magical symbols
>You look at your work with pride
>Now you can begin
>You dismantle the two lesser corpses
>You follow the instructions from the book while attaching them to the remaining one
>The head should attach like this… and then to screw that on… and that’s it
>Now you just need to infuse the corpses with fresh oil, thankfully that’s plentiful here
>After that the ritual can begin
>But you’ll do that once Emily is here, she should be a part of this too
>Wow you spend a lot of time here again, what time is it?
>Oh it’s 9pm in 20 minutes
>In 20 minutes!?
>This is bad you got carried away
>You have to sprint back home
>You told your parents you were studying with Emily again
>They think you got carried away studying
>Mom even praises you
>You regret your choices
>Ohh you barely studied today!
>You hope Emily’s plan for tomorrow is good
>The next day comes, you go with Emily to her home after school
>”So Emily what’s that plan you said you had? I may have… um… slacked off a bit the past few days”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure it will work, do you have the book with you?”
>”Yes, here it is? Why do you need it?”
>Emily starts flipping through the book
“Here! This section right here”
>Overclocking?
>You read the instructions needed to perform the rite and what are it’s effects
>Oh this is great! Emily you’re a genius!
>This will make you think faster!
>Sure the book mentions some drawbacks but you’re not afraid of a little oil sacrifice
>You look at the symbol etched in black and white in the book and begin to recite the word needed for the ritual
>“Reboot, BIOS”
>The world around you goes dark and you feel your body go limp
>You think this is it! The space between life and death
>Now you can make your offer to the darker powers
>”OH MIGHTY OVERCLOCK! I STAND BEFORE YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR POWER!”
>No response
>Maybe you need to wait a while?
>Still no response
>”Uhmmm, Overclock?”
>A gray plane emerges from the darkness, soon after white runes appear on it
>This must be it you continue to recite
>”Threading frequency, 110%”
>You shouldn’t ask for too much, who knows what sort of payment is expected of Overclock’s warlocks
>Something changed, you think the pact is sealed
>”Save & Exit”
>The word goes dark again and after a while you awake in Emily’s room
>You sit up
>”Did it work?”
“Only one way to make sure”
>Emily gestures to the mock exam the teacher gave out today
>You begin to solve it
>You come up with solutions quicker and whenever you don’t know something you take less time than usual to find what you need in the textbook
>It worked!
>Oh great! Well now that you know that this patron is trust worthy enough, time to pledge more
>”130%”
>Alright now we’re cooking with gas
>You devour the textbook and solve the mock exam in minutes
>Emily hands you papers with some more tasks that can get you ready
>You re-read the textbook and blaze through them
>Emily gets another set of tasks ready
>Right time to crank it up
“Uzi are sure you’re not overdoing it?”
>Pshhh, please, it’s not like borrowed power can come back and bite you in the ass
>”150%”
>Oh yes this is it!
>It all enters your mind with such ease!
>”180%”
>More, faster! You need more!
>”200%”
>YES! YES! You feel everything! You will SEE everything! You will KNOW everything!
“Um, Uzi?”
>You answers the nanosecond Emily says the last syllable of her question
>”What do you need from the Oracle of Overclock! Seer of all knowledge?”
“Do you feel alright? There’s like this symbol on your screen, and some text”
>What?
>Well you feel alright, maybe a bit hot
>“What does it say?”
“Warning Temperature Critical”
>Uhhh
>Oh wow you feel very hot all of a sudden
>Suddenly the word goes dark again
>You can’t move
>You see some runes appear in the darkness but you can’t read them
>Are you dead?
>No this can’t be it
>You try to call out to Overclock but there’s no response
>D-Did, did your patron abandon you?
>This fast?
No.302821
Anonymous
Replies:>>302822
>>302820
>Oh Emily was right! You shouldn’t have made a pact this demanding with a dark good this soon
>You had no bargaining power!
>Now your soul is probably stuck in some half realm where he’s the master of everything
>Your ambitions will go unfulfilled
>You’ll never see your family or Emily again
>Oh no…….
>Suddenly you hear Emily
“Uzi! Uzi! Can you hear me!”
>YES!
>Maybe she can get you out
>You scream, you scream as loud as you can but she can’t hear you
>Then it’s silence again
>Ah, he’s toying with you, trying to extract suffering from your soul
>After a while you hear Emily’s voice again
“Come on you stupid book how do I fix this?”
>You flip between hope and resignation
>You don’t know if that’s truly her or if your “patron” is mimicking her voice
>The silence is cut a few more times
“Mom, dad can Uzi stay over for the night? We still have a lot of studying to do”
>Trying to rub your poor decision making in your face?
“Alright that should be it, you should be back… after some time”
>Oh you know this one, he wants you to have hope so time can crush it
>Well no thank you, you know you have an eternity in this dark void and he’s not getting anything out of you no matter what he tries
>Time passes
>Man, eternal damnation is boring
>You’re not even boiled in a pit of molten tar!
>This is lame!
>Where’s your chance to fight back against the evil deity and escape?
>Uhhh…..
>Maybe you could try to go to sleep?
>Suddenly light returns
>You’re in Emily’s room
>You raise your head
>You’re laying on a mattress
>Emily is kneeling over you
>You think she fell asleep like that
>”Uhh Emily?”
>Her screen flashes awake
“Wuh… I’m not sleeping… Uzi!”
>”Yeah it’s me, you didn’t have to fight my puppeteered body while I was gone or anything like that right?”
“What no, you were just out cold… or hot”
>You sit up and hug Emily
>“You wrestled my soul from the hands of a spiteful god! Thank you, thank you, thank….”
>Guess she is better at this witch thing than you, or at least more cautious
>You should be more cautious too from now on
>No more rituals you don’t study thoroughly
>And no pacts with any gods, especially Overclock
“Don’t mention it, it’s my fault really, I should have known you’d go overboard”
>You let out a few nervous giggles
“Anyway, it’s 3am we should try to get as much sleep as we can before tomorrow”
>Good idea, you feel terribly tired
>The ritual probably sapped some of your physical life force as well
>Hope that regenerates
>When you awake you still feel horrible but a bit better than yesterday so you remain hopeful this will go away
>You and Emily go to school
>You have some trouble walking and stumble a few times
>The math class is last today so you’ll have to hold out for four hours and try to do some more revising
>You mostly remember everything you’ve learned yesterday but the stuff closer to your soul imprisonment is rather fogy
>You try to power through your fugue state but you fall asleep during the home eco class
>Right time for the math exam
>You were conserving your strength for this one
>The questions are though but you solve them as best as you can
>You finish the exam and hand it in
>Ok, it’s done, no matter what you can go back home and rest and it will take the teacher some time to grade it so you’ll at least have this weekend free of risk of being grounded
“Uzi, come see me 10 minutes after class”
>Oh this is bad
>You wait outside the class with Emily
>“Think what did I do to get in trouble?”
“I dunno, we both just kinda shambled our way through today”
>Emily is in a much better state than you but you can see the weariness in her screen
>The teacher opens the door and steps out of the classroom
“Here Uzi, this is your test your father called and asked to have it graded early”
>Ah, of course he pulled that move
>Deals with him are almost as bad as the ones with whatever felbeast had your soul in it’s clutches this night
>You take the piece from the teacher
>Your hands are shaky
>Oh you have a bad feeling about this…
>You’re not leaving your house this weekend aren’t you
>B
>You’ve got an B
>A dumb big shocked smile appears on your face
>You’d jump and cheer if you weren’t so tired
>A quiet yippee is all you can muster
“So it all worked out? Great! I think I’m gonna go back home and lay down for a while”
>”Same… hey you’re free tomorrow?”
“Yeah, you have something planned?”
>“Yep, let’s meet at my place”
>You say your goodbyes and return to your homes
>You enter your home
>Dad’s waiting for you on the couch
>He left work early today to be here
No.302822
Anonymous
Replies:>>302823
>>302821
>You dread what would have happened if you didn’t get that B
>But you did get it so you show him the graded test with pride
>He glances at it and gives you a warm smile
“Well then Uzi, a deal is a deal so you’re not grounded and I won’t be telling mom about your grades”
>”Thanks dad”
>Your voice is weak and shaky
“I see you and Emily really did study well into the night, I half expected you two just had a girls night when Elijah called to say you’ll be staying overnight, go ahead and rest, you’ve earned it”
>You smile back and go to your room
>You lay down on your bed
>Your head hurts
>And you have this weird feeling in your midsection
>It’s like you have something stuck there and it’s about to leave through your mouth
>You toss and turn in your bed for a while trying to fall asleep
>When you do you have horrid nightmares
>That dark dimension of emptiness
>Mom scolding you for your bad grades
>Emily turning her back on you
>You awake screaming
>It’s 7am the next day
>You feel a lot better
>Seems like whatever malady befell you is gone now
>Good, today is the day you pop your necromantic cherry!
>You drag yourself out of bed and begin reading your necronomicon
>You must make sure the ritual goes flawlessly
>You’ve seen first hand that getting careless with these things has dire consequences
>Emily really is awesome
>She managed to get your soul back
>But you wonder how
>Hope it wasn’t some Faustian bargain
>You don’t want her sacrificing too much for you
>When you feel that you committed everything you needed to memory you message Emily
>”Hey, you’re ready? I want to do the stuff I mentioned last week”
“Sure, I’ll come over soon”
>Alright, might as well repeat the whole process in your head one more time
>The doorbell rings
>Dad goes to open but you rush ahead of him
>You open the door and see Emily
>”Dad, we’ll be going out today see you later”
>Before you can leave you hear your mom
“W-wait up Uzi! Why don’t you invite your friend inside for a while?”
>You step aside and turn to look at mom
>She left her workshop and started making her way towards you two
>You move forward to meet her and Emily follows but her steps are unsure and nervous
“Come ere’ I don’t bite, wanted to thank you for helping my s-stubborn daughter that likes to neglect classes”
>What did she say?
>You turn your head to look at dad
>He looks nervous
>”DAD YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TELL HER!”
>Digital sweat rolls of his brow
“Sorry! Sorry! She found the report card and pressed me, but I did tell her about the math test”
“Uzi, did you really think you two could keep something secret from me? But I’m not mad, a-atleast not any more”
>”Really?”
”Yes, but next time you have trouble at school just say so, you know I’ll drop e-everything to help you”
>That’s why you don’t want to ask for help
“So t-thank you again Emily, for helping Uzi out”
“No problem Mrs Doorman!”
>You’re beginning to blush
“Oh and Uzi? You better find a way to get a C average by the end of the school year or there will be hell to pay, have I made myself clear?”
>”Y-yes mom!”
“Good, and I hope I can trust in you Emily”
>Emily suddenly puffs out her chest and answers with pride in her voice
“You can count on me! Mrs Doorman!”
“Alright you two go out and have some fun, oh and Khan, I have an appointment with Alice today, mind helping me out a bit?”
“Ah of course! Always ready to take you anywhere you want”
“G-get your h-head out of the c-clouds! Y-your not carrying me anywhere today!”
>Dad’s disappointment is great
“Eh, a-alright maybe on the way back”
>Dad perks up again
>You begin to drag Emily outside before your parents make you die out of embarrassment
>You explain the plan to her on the way to the tunnels
“Um, Uzi do we have to leave the bunker again? Can’t we do something… less extreme? It went kinda bad for us last time”
>It will be different this time!
>You studied this rite meticulously!
>And this is the only path to the power you both desire!
“Oh, fine…”
>You descend into the tunnels again
>Emily follows behind you
>You did grab a spare flash light for her this time
>You’ll have to make a copy of your map for her in the future in case you two get separated
>”Ah this is the place!”
>Emily groans and begins to help you with the door
>”Don’t worry, we won’t be outside this time, this place should be relatively safe”
>You enter the warehouse
“Wow it sure is dark in here…”
>Oh just wait a second!
>You run up to the fuse box and reconnect the accumulators
>You flip the switch and the building lights up
>You present your decorations with pride
>“So, what do you think, cool right?”
No.302823
Anonymous
Replies:>>302839>>302841>>302851>>302857>>302875>>302876
>>302822
“Uhmmm, it’s very pretty? I think? Uzi did you spend your time here instead of studying?”
>”Maybe”
>She looks at you with a mixed expression
>“Never mind that come here!”
>You lead her to the table with the prepared specimen
“Uh Uzi this is a… corpse…”
>Yup, you stitched it together from three different ones you found here
“You’ve been playing with corpses?”
>Yup, but it’s not going to be a corpse for long
>First you need to infuse life oil back into this shell
“And how do we do that?”
>Oh easy!
>You take out a jug of oil from under the table and a small plastic funnel
>You flip the corpse over and reach into it’s open service hatch
“Oh that’s nasty…”
>“Well you have to get your hands dirty as well”
>You grab the rubber intake you attached to the corpses cooling system and hand it to Emily along with the funnel
“Eeek!”
>”Just hold the funnel inside the intake while I pour the oil in”
>After that is done you detach the intake and seal off the cooling system
>Now time for the ritual part
>Emily begins to read the passage describing it
“Uzi, I’m not so sure about this… core reset part…”
>Yeah that…
>It’s a way to… make a soul blank
>Extinguish what’s there and have it begin anew
>It apparently also makes the risen easier to control
>Something called an admin override code
>Some sort of true name, one must obey those who say it
>It makes you shiver thinking that someone could make you a puppet with just one sentence
>But the only way to know a true name is to “reset” a soul
>So no one knows yours
>Do you want to “reset”?
>Whoever they are they are still in there
>Floating in something similar to that deep dark you’ve been in
>They deserve to see the world again
>But then again they’ve been there for a long time
>They may have gone insane
>Snuffing them would be a mercy in that case
>Man, this got heavy really fast, you wanted some care free necromancy
>You look at Emily, she continues reading the book with a grim expression
>“We’re not resetting them, they’ll live again just like they were before, hopefully”
>Your fellow witch is eased somewhat by your statement
>What are the odds of you creating an insane revenant?
>Right lets do it
>You give Emily a purple marker
>She looks at you questioningly
>”Draw a circle around the table, so we have a protective ward just in case”
“That wasn’t anywhere in the book…”
>”Just trust me”
>You reach inside the service hatch and press the button on the core while Emily traces the ward around you
>You quickly pull your hand outside and close the hatch
>Right now time for the incantation
>The book didn’t have one which is obviously in attempt to trick you into messing up
>But you’ve always dreamt of doing something like this so you have one prepared
>”Oh, spirit from beyond! See the vessel we have prepared and answer! Hear our call! Return to life and AWAKEN!”
>That should do it
>The corpse is not moving
>Aw man did you mess something up?
>Maybe that incantation was too corny?
>No, you’re sure it was tastefully arrogant
>But not too arrogant you even mentioned the fact that Emily is with you
“Maybe we…. Didn’t pour in enough oil?”
>It was a whole jug, the book said that should be enough
>You two begin to ponder
>Said pondering is cut short by a twitch of the corpses hand
>You two definitely don’t shriek in a panic at the sight of your movement
>Alright you do
>But Emily was more scared than you
>And your fear quickly turns into jubilation once the familiar runes appear on the screen of the freshly made undead
>Emily takes a cautious step towards the table
>You both look at the text shifting across the screen
>Your joy turns into caution similar to Emily’s
>You may have created an abomination
>It will be fine….
>Right?
>The screen goes blank for a second and two white ovals appear
>You and Emily begin to hold your breath in nervous anticipation

And we're done again, back to your regularly scheduled funposting
No.302824
Anonymous
Replies:>>302828>>302832
The way writefriend gets treated its really surprising anybody works on it at all.
No.302825
Anonymous
>>302814
>are we now precluded on using the booru because tomoe is the primary contributor?
No, because that's irrational and retarded. I'm just pointing out that being a contentfag or major contributor and being a malicious anonymous asshole aren't mutually exclusive characteristics.
No.302826
Anonymous
Replies:>>302827>>302829>>302838>>302859
Image:176401381329.png(299kB, 2018x2466)Only having one set of clothes is for the POOR, N.png
>N may have a big heart but not a particularly large brain (or whatever the robotic equivalent of those organs is).

Long-time followers may remember that I draw Tessa’s dress gray. However, I (somehow only) recently spotted that it was actually black and purple based on the plush, which then made me take a closer look and realise that the inner part of her dress was actually purple. (In my defence, most shots from the show are dark and other fan artists made the same mistake, making her dress all black/dark gray.) While I will probably just keep using the gray dress out of convenience, this mistake did provide the material for this joke.
No.302827
Anonymous
>>302826
Kek, very nice work
No.302828
Anonymous
Replies:>>302830
>>302824
> implying writefriend still works on the booru
No.302829
Anonymous
>>302826
in N's defense, he only saw her as a full-black silhouette
and HE has only one set of clothes
No.302830
Anonymous
>>302828
Implying anyone
No.302831
Anonymous
The rain
No.302832
Anonymous
Replies:>>302834
>>302824
One anon spouts some bullshit, and every time the other anons tell him to shut up. Most anons here aren't retards, and we respect writefriend's contribution to preserving greentext.

Fuck, it's thanks to greens that he saved it, I have been marinating with you for over a year now.
No.302833
Anonymous
Replies:>>302836
Image:176401543977.png(812kB, 946x530)khan.png
UZI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING ABOUT YOUR MURDER BOYFRIEND
No.302834
Anonymous
Replies:>>302860
Image:176401549669.png(40kB, 570x693)piggge.png
>>302832
marinating…with…me?
No.302835
Anonymous
Tessa walking in on Cyn cuddling with a Unicron body pillow!
No.302836
Anonymous
Replies:>>302837
>>302833
>Uzi posts on Doorchan about N turning her into a nugget for his (and TOTALLY just his) sexual pleasure
>She won't even work up the nerve to make out with him IRL (yet)
No.302837
Anonymous
>>302836
Heh. Women.
No.302838
Anonymous
>>302826
kek
No.302839
Anonymous
Replies:>>302856
>>302823
I like your style.
No.302840
Anonymous
Replies:>>302842
Image:176401628903.png(133kB, 2319x334)1743347617027152.png
>>302785
It's a power very few drones have, and even less understand
No.302841
Anonymous
Replies:>>302852>>302863>>302881
Image:176401647494.jpg(22kB, 687x775)1girl_human_mlem_murder_drones_nonweb_source_off_site_solo_tessa_james_elliot_tongue_tongue_out_6720.jpg
Chuuni Uzi Intermission II, just for (you)
>>299857
>>302823
>You’ve done it!
>They’re gone
>You’re free
>Oh it was so very much worth it
>But you didn’t do it alone
>J is always willing to help you out
>Sure she had her doubts about “downsizing the C-suite”, but she eventually went with your plan
>V was adamant about not going
>You don’t blame her, she doesn’t have a mean cog in her chassis
>But she changed her mind when N said he’d help
>Oh and how he helped
>He basically did all of the work
>You understand why
>Louisa and James were starting to grumble about throwing V out after she doped some stupid vase
>You’d have to rotate her along with Cyn
>And that would have been hard
>But that won’t be a problem anymore
>You’re siting on a couch in one of the bottom floor rooms
>Cyn is with you, watching cartoons on a TV
>She hasn’t watched any in a long time
>You’re glad she’s happy
>And you’re happy
>Very, very, happy
>Sure it’s not all sunshine and rainbows
>You’ll be meeting someone called a notary soon
>J told you she’d teach you what to say to him when he arrives
>J is great
>Apparently the CEO of the company your parents owned wussed out out when shit hit the fan
>And you don’t mean your parents dying
>A planet exploded? Or something like that, big thing, was on the news
>You had to talk with shareholders? Or whatever they’re called
>Bunch of old crooks in suits
>They yelled at you
>You wanted to cry
>Thankfully J stepped in
>Said a bunch of things you didn’t understand to them
>Made them smile, laugh
>You’re CEO now, whatever that means
>J’s been doing a bunch of paperwork, bless her
>It’s all too complicated for you
>Everyone else just goes about their day as normal
>Without having to worry about getting trashed of course
>They still fear messing up even when there’s no real consequence
>Oh and you’ve got a bunch letters from your family
>All of them are basically the same
“Sorry that your parent’s died, hope you do better kiddo”
>Or something to this effect
>Well except one
>The one from aunt Martha
>Reading it makes you smile
>She said she’d be visiting more often from now on
>You can’t wait
>Another thing
>Your parents planned some stupid gala for all their snob friends
>That’s cancelled obviously
>But a lot of preparations have been made
>Would be a shame to let it all go to waste
>But there’s hardly anyone that can attend at the manor
>But you know how to fix that
>You’ll take N and V on your next expedition the dump
>You wont have to go at night
>And the others will help with the repairs once you get everyone here
>Oh your family will grow
>And you will be able to enjoy yourselves
>You all deserve it…
“[Concerned Tone] Tessa…”
>Cyn snaps you out of your ruminations
>“Yes Cyn?”
>She begins to hug you
“[Teary Comforting] I know your parents perished, this is probably very emotionally distressing, me and big brother N can surely cheer you up, please don’t bottle your feelings up”
>Oh Cyn you…
>You return the hug
>“You can cheer me up all you want, anytime, I won’t complain”
“[Cheer]Sure thing, Tessa!”
No.302842
Anonymous
>>302840
INCOMING TACTICAL DRONEKISS
No.302843
Anonymous
Replies:>>302864>>302877
>>302306
Bitch I seen fucking 15 year olds draw better than those who been drawing for years. Practice my ass
No.302844
Anonymous
>>302301
Cute
No.302845
Anonymous
>>302799
Oh god, not comrade yuri
No.302846
Anonymous
Replies:>>302848
Did you know that sentinel drones can use their boot loop flashes to hypnotize humans?
No.302847
Anonymous
Replies:>>302858>>302862
Image:176401779808.jpg(305kB, 773x1296)Screenshot_20251124_215557_ibisPaint X.jpg
>I bake you a cake,Anon.
No.302848
Anonymous
>>302846
That's not at all how that works. It's just an uncomfortable flash for humans.
No.302849
Anonymous
Replies:>>302853>>302856>>302917>>303294
Video:176401794037.mp4(2.58MB / 0:00:20 / h264+aac, 4000x500)DD Assault.mp4
No.302851
Anonymous
Replies:>>302869
>>302823
>Uzi gains even the mildest simulacrum of usable power
>Immediately abuses it into a meltdown and must be tard wrangled back to life
>Wholeheartedly believes it was the power source's fault, near-immediatly switches over to a different one which she uses just as recklessly

Loving these greens just as much as Sentinel roadtrip so far if not more, hopefully you've got a continuation in mind so we can get an idea for the new guy instead of just guessing.
No.302852
Anonymous
Replies:>>302856
>>302841
Nice to see aunt Martha mentioned
No.302853
Anonymous
>>302849
Talk about a flash from the past
No.302854
Anonymous
Replies:>>302866>>302883
Image:176401808360.png(3.30MB, 2330x1716)the robotnik and the Elliot.png
Tessa and her friend
No.302855
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>302874>>302966
>>302805
That's not bad, maybe a bit gaudy with the nonuniform icon colors and the gradients.
No.302856
Anonymous
>>302839
>>302849
>>302852
Glad you guys like like it

>Sentinel roadtrip
Man I have to read that one, I have so many greens that I said I'd read but I never get around to it

>hopefully you've got a continuation in mind
Yup, stay tuned
No.302857
Anonymous
Replies:>>302861
>>302823
Awesome, anon! Heck, Uzi is so dumb, oh my god, she acts like a Tech Priest from WH.

I can't wait for the next part with Emily!
No.302858
Anonymous
Replies:>>302867
Image:176401893424.gif(52kB, 220x220)1704047587859532.gif
>>302847
I love cake!
Please tell me there's strawberry jam in that.
No.302859
Anonymous
>>302826
Holy kek, awesome stuff.
No.302860
Anonymous
>>302834
Anglo-Saxon language doesn't have a separate "you"(singular) and "you"(plural), but if you like it, imagine us being cooked by a herd of feral DDs before they devour us.
No.302861
Anonymous
Replies:>>302868
>>302857
Happy to hear that, the next part won't be from Emily's perspective, but the next time it's her perspective it;s going to be spicy I must use every ounce of my will to not point out that the dogma of techpriests from WH isn't due to ignorance but from reverence of technology, they do understand how thier tech works, even if not fully in some cases the dogma is in place so that they can keep it runing for longer, it's easier to explain the dipshit neophyte that the machine spirits need all the screws tightened instead of telling him that it keeps the gas casket from exploding
No.302862
Anonymous
>>302847
upsidedown strawberry
No.302863
Anonymous
>>302841
Aunt Martha is mentioned, the day ended well. Thanks for this green, anon.
No.302864
Anonymous
Replies:>>302865
>>302843
Hahaha, fuck, every time I see an artist who started a year ago and has achieved TEN times more than me, something inside me dies.
No.302865
Anonymous
Image:176401968922.png(20kB, 720x731)1704048598070537.png
>>302864
Talent can get you a long way, but it's not everything.
No.302866
Anonymous
>>302854
Holy mother of God, that's what I call looking cool. Amazing, anon, just amazing!

By the way, I haven't seen you in a while, so I'm glad you pop in every now and then.
No.302867
Anonymous
>>302858
Nope, chocolate and vanilla filling.
No.302868
Anonymous
>>302861
Amazing, I'll be waiting!

Kek, that's only natural. It's simply impossible to imagine how many incredible technological wonders humanity lost after the long night, and how many will never be rediscovered. Not only did we have to adapt to a new galaxy, but so did our technology. The Great Ocean truly is both our curse and our savior.
No.302869
Anonymous
Replies:>>302871
>>302851
He has white eyes, so maybe it's Germy S. Winterspoon Sr.?
No.302870
Anonymous
Note to self: in a future Post-Good End green, include Germy S. Winterspoon III.
No.302871
Anonymous
Replies:>>302872>>302880>>302890
Image:176402047982.png(4.26MB, 2420x1660)cyn_highres_hope_long_hair_maid_maid_headdress_modelanon_murder_drones_original_character_short_hair_7971.png
>>302869
>He
Uhh, I was thinking a she, but I'm open to suggestions Also now that I think about it, N and V are in their mid twenties
No.302872
Anonymous
Replies:>>302873
>>302871
Didn't mean to impose, I was just joking. Do whatever you wanted to do.
I am completely serious about my intention to have the Doorman kids' generation include Germy S. Winterspoon III though.
No.302873
Anonymous
>>302872 (me)
*intention to, in a future green, have
No.302874
Anonymous
Image:176402071265.png(812kB, 2388x1668)IMG_9574.png
>>302855
I appreciate the feedback
Do you think this is cleaner?
No.302875
Anonymous
>>302823
Just read the last part but nice wrok
No.302876
Anonymous
>>302823
another solid installment, anon. always look forward to these
No.302877
Anonymous
Replies:>>302878
>>302843
They’re the exception, not the rule. Stop using them as an excuse.
Quit bitching and get gud.
No.302878
Anonymous
Replies:>>302879>>302882>>302884>>302886
>>302877
Well I seen so many “exceptions” that kill my drive with the sheer jealousy that a fucking middle schooler is better than me. I been drawing for years yet they just started.
No.302879
Anonymous
>>302878
it’s just shapes anon
you just make lines into shapes
No.302880
Anonymous
>>302871
> no thoughts, heads empty
No.302881
Anonymous
>>302841
kek and aww, good interlude, anon
No.302882
Anonymous
Replies:>>302887
>>302878
Looking at other's work is a great way to kill your motivation, been there with painting warhammer models, I've been painting for 7 years now and I'm mediocre at best, you really just shouldn't worry about it, draw to make yourself happy to a standard that you want to hold yourself to instead of endlessly comparing yourself to others I will take this moment to say that non metalic metals are for retards with delusions of grandure and that they only look good from one angle and thus are shit for gaming
No.302883
Anonymous
Replies:>>302919
>>302854
dig that revenantessa
No.302884
Anonymous
>>302878
Don't compare yourself to others, only to yourself yesterday.
No.302885
Anonymous
Replies:>>302888>>302891>>302968
Image:176402310966.jpg(3.65MB, 4096x2160)Spoiler image
>You fucked up!
No.302886
Anonymous
>>302878
Which drawfag are you?
No.302887
Anonymous
Replies:>>302889
>>302882
NMM isn’t completely useless, true Metallics are still better but learning some NMM skills is useful for painting things like glass and crystals
No.302888
Anonymous
Replies:>>302970
>>302885
How hard do I need sneak attack pat her head to ensure I only get bruised/suffer minor lacerations ?
No.302889
Anonymous
>>302887
I dunno, prefere using technical paints for stuff like this
No.302890
Anonymous
>>302871
Low-poly hair
No.302891
Anonymous
Replies:>>302892
>>302885
Is that the only anon model available or what.
When I see that nigga, I only think about how much I love my aquilops wife(she never lets me pull out, which I wouldn't anyway but whatev)
No.302892
Anonymous
>>302891
>Confessed love for a non drone life form
Take this scale fucker to the correction chamber to be raped by drones immediately, he will be let out when he gets better taste
No.302893
Schizo drone femcel
Replies:>>302894>>302895
CYBERTRONIAN WOMEN ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMIE HUSBANDOS!
NO MORE TRANSFORMIGGERS IN OUR GALAXY!!!
RACE WAR NOW!
No.302894
Anonymous
Replies:>>302905
>>302893
good luck fighting war robots that are, at minimum, three times your size
No.302895
Anonymous
Replies:>>302905
>>302893
Hey there cutie, mind taking your meds for me? We can cuddle afterwards
No.302896
Anonymous
Replies:>>302897
>>302127
These conditions are acceptable.
No.302897
Anonymous
Replies:>>302899>>302909
>>302896
Now be a good mother to your stepdaughter.
No.302898
Anonymous
Replies:>>302937
Wait! Only now have I realized that I forgot to change it the place holder name for the teacher in the chuuni Uzi green, well fuck guess bunnysuit is a physics teacher now
No.302899
Anonymous
>>302897
...Fine, but I reservee the right to use doing your mom jokes if shes being a little shit.
No.302900
Anonymous
>>302127
Awwww
No.302901
Anonymous
>>302121
Second skin
No.302902
Anonymous
>>302102
>Spider
>Spider
>Spider
No.302903
Anonymous
>>302306
Pain
No.302904
Anonymous
Replies:>>302906>>302915
Does Nori smell worse or better than Uzi?
No.302905
Schizo drone femcel
>>302895
The meds make me feel uncreative!
>>302894
I WILL KICK THOSE SHITTY WHORES IN THEIR SCRAP METAL SHINS!
No.302906
Anonymous
Replies:>>302907
Image:176402544230.png(989kB, 1717x1983)1715134828998750.png
>>302904
Hard to believe as it is, Uzi is the civilized version of Nori.
No.302907
Anonymous
Replies:>>302910>>302911
>>302906
WHITE stomach?
How am I supposed to squeeze this?
No.302908
Anonymous
Replies:>>302912>>302913>>302914>>302920>>302921>>302972>>303018
Image:176402570943.png(281kB, 820x908)holly.png
doctor doctor
No.302909
Anonymous
Image:176402574490.jpg(1.23MB, 1079x1528)Sadberry.jpg
>>302897
Can we please stop this "family" crap thing. The joke stops funny long ago and i don't want anything to do with it anymore.
No.302910
Anonymous
Image:176402583464.png(1.68MB, 1119x1193)174408081800.png
>>302907
This particular artist's rendition of Uzi made her squishy all over, she's doing the march of the penguin in one of his other fanarts.
No.302911
Anonymous
>>302907
more for me
No.302912
Anonymous
>>302908
My lovely evil wife
No.302913
Anonymous
Replies:>>302916>>302973
>>302908
Gorgeous work! The Holly enjoyers may be pleased to know I'm planning a new backstory greentext for her over my thanksgiving break.
No.302914
Anonymous
>>302908
holy. that's some beautiful work right there
No.302915
Anonymous
Replies:>>302922
>>302904
>is a headcrab
>hasn't had any access to anything that could do something about a possible smell for the better part of the last twenty years
>has been in caves full of unknown elements and smells in that time
No.302916
Anonymous
>>302913
YIPPEE
No.302917
Anonymous
Replies:>>302918>>302928
Video:176402691127.mp4(15.65MB / 0:01:42 / h264+aac, 3996x494)DD Assault audio1.mp4
>>302849
Probably been done before but here's a version with music.
No.302918
Anonymous
Replies:>>302923
>>302917
You should also add in Bite Me too, that'd be pretty cool
No.302919
Anonymous
>>302883
The perfect anti-solver maniac
No.302920
Anonymous
>>302908
Holy shit, the best human oc
No.302921
Anonymous
>>302908
Pretty!
No.302922
Anonymous
>>302915
So better!
No.302923
Anonymous
Replies:>>302924
Video:176403120792.mp4(15.19MB / 0:01:57 / h264+aac, 3996x494)Dd Assault Audio Biter.mp4
>>302918
Quick edit
No.302924
Anonymous
>>302923
Absolute Kino, thank you anon!
No.302925
Anonymous
I'm mad!
No.302926
Anonymous
Replies:>>302938>>302939>>302943>>302944>>302946>>302951>>302952
OC cosplay time.
GO!
No.302927
Anonymous
Replies:>>302929
I can't believe every anon simultaneously died when a Jiant ate 3/4 of the earth...
No.302928
Anonymous
Replies:>>302930>>302933
Video:176403483789.mp4(7.77MB / 0:00:20 / h264+aac, 4000x500)DD ASSAULT IN PROGRESS - MURDER BRINGS.mp4
>>302917
When I did that little PayDay reference, I did add music, that exact one.
No.302929
Anonymous
Replies:>>302942>>302978
Image:176403484872.png(684kB, 2205x1575)173114923040.png
>>302927
>We should kill Anon!
No.302930
Anonymous
Video:176403486943.mp4(7.77MB / 0:00:20 / h264+aac, 4000x500)DD ASSAULT IN PROGRESS - UZI THE DRONE KILLER.mp4
>>302928
Also did this one.
No.302931
Anonymous
Replies:>>302932
Video:176403492437.mp4(4.68MB / 0:00:12 / h264+aac, 720x720)Cyn Wii.mp4
It is always fun to edit videos. Have a blast from the past.
No.302932
Anonymous
>>302931
Kek.
The Wii Sports music really does it.
No.302933
Anonymous
>>302928
Lmao, yeah that one sounded the most Payday-ish, gonna put 'em in the collection.
No.302934
Anonymous
Replies:>>302935>>302936
flamethrower drone
No.302935
Anonymous
>>302934 (me)
Cici during wartime and her mammary tanks are filled with napalm
No.302936
Anonymous
Image:176403620784.png(181kB, 680x664)Incin2.png
>>302934
Incinerator, is that you?
No.302937
Anonymous
Replies:>>302974
>>302898
She also lusts for long lost humanity as Emily does in the deep confines of the outpost internet: together the two make up approximately 50% of hmofd's writefags by weight.
No.302938
Anonymous
Replies:>>302975
>>302926
>Pavo cosplays as Julius Belmont, the straightest thing he's ever done
>On the other side of the galaxy, the Solver shudders, getting the feeling it had better keep its ass in that area of space
No.302939
Anonymous
Replies:>>302940
>>302926
Beretta as Darth Talon
Mac as Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys
Negev as Kayako Saeki
Colt as Marty McFly
Akita as Data
No.302940
Anonymous
>>302939
Beretta would try to get (You) to cosplay Kyle Katarn. Which shouldn't be hard, who doesn't want to be Kyle Katarn?
No.302941
Anonymous
Replies:>>302976
Image:176404038710.jpg(347kB, 1128x1674)20251125_110915.jpg
Commission coming along nicely
No.302942
Anonymous
>>302929
Creatures
No.302943
Anonymous
>>302926
Harper as Maka from Soul Eater
No.302944
Anonymous
>>302926
Solara as Yuno Gasai.
No.302945
Anonymous
Replies:>>302947>>302948>>302949>>302950>>302953>>302977>>303020
Image:176404135597.png(174kB, 631x836)yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.png
old
No.302946
Anonymous
Image:176404135811.png(126kB, 1143x941)173932223771.png
>>302926
E as uhhh....Oddjob. (James Bond)
D as Gloria (PKMN Sword and Shield)
Abbas as Father Gregori (HL2)
Doctor Holly as Morrigan (Darkstalkers)
MG as the Merchant (Resident Evil 4l
M as Sakura (Street Fighter 5 version.) Alternatively Holly Summers from No More Heroes
U-U as Crypto and Pox (Destroy All Humans)
H (forma de Merc) as Heinrix von Calox (Rogue Trader)
No.302947
Anonymous
>>302945
>Dronahole Y
I'm going to loose all my bodily fluids
No.302948
Anonymous
>>302945
cute
No.302949
Anonymous
>>302945
Awwwww
No.302950
Anonymous
>>302945
Honestly this looks like a cute night gown, this is how Y looks while cuddling in bed
No.302951
Anonymous
>>302926
SD-M as Naoto Shirogane
No.302952
Anonymous
>>302926
asenath as vicar amelia
No.302953
Anonymous
>>302945
I must give Masqy a kiss
No.302954
Anonymous
Replies:>>302955>>302956>>302961>>302971>>302981>>302988>>303004
Image:176404435116.jpg(390kB, 2048x1735)image0.jpeg
New mutant slop OC but completely unironic might do this fr
No.302955
Anonymous
>>302954
I can't tell if someone just thought this was a cool idea or if there's some spite mixed in there because the artist fucking seethes at the sight of cutesy anime girls
No.302956
Anonymous
Replies:>>302957
>>302954
>but completely unironic
When has mutantslop or the humanslop it grew out of ever been ironic?
No.302957
Anonymous
>>302956
That’s a misreading of what, I said it’s a new mutant slop oc but it’s not but I might do something like it actually because it’s a cool concept
No.302958
Anonymous
Image:176404494366.jpg(163kB, 1650x1300)fatlwrx2rtyf1.jpg
Anyway, posting drones.
No.302959
Anonymous
Replies:>>302960>>302967
Image:176404502337.jpg(273kB, 976x1200)GqCQeS1bwAE-vSE.jpeg
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
No.302960
Anonymous
Replies:>>302988
Image:176404520703.jpg(126kB, 1200x1168)IMG_8537.jpeg
>>302959
>it's nearly 2026
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
No.302961
Anonymous
>>302954
Going to give her bloody cat ears just so people call it furry and zero other characteristics at all
No.302962
Anonymous
>>302794
>>302795
>>302796
>>302797
>>302798
Damn, how did I miss that green? Great job, anon.
No.302963
Anonymous
Replies:>>302964
Image:176404580225.png(1.25MB, 2024x1624)3512174__safe_artist-colon-arky2000_earth+pony_pony_robot_robot+pony_abstract+background_bow_clothes_doll+murder+drones_duo_duo+female_female_friends_frown_hard.png
Post pones.
No.302964
Anonymous
>>302963
[user was banned for this post]
No.302965
Anonymous
Image:176404679061.jpg(27kB, 404x315)GMJh0kVasAERbbK.jpeg
No.302966
Anonymous
>>302855
What is that
No.302967
Anonymous
Replies:>>302969
>>302959
>A Russian, an Australian and an autistic are locked in the mind of a sperg.
What’s the worst that could happen?
No.302968
Anonymous
>>302885
This anon is a lucky son of a bitch.
No.302969
Anonymous
>>302967
>A Russian, an Australian and an autistic
And a vore demon.
No.302970
Anonymous
>>302888
Your body can't physically satisfy her with just stroking her head; you'll have to resort to the help of your friend in pants.
No.302971
Anonymous
>>302954
I love this concept
No.302972
Anonymous
>>302908
Holy nice.
No.302973
Anonymous
>>302913
Yes!
No.302974
Anonymous
>>302937
And this is in conditions when human fetish is the most common fetish among drones.
No.302975
Anonymous
>>302938
Kek.
No.302976
Anonymous
>>302941
Looks nice.
No.302977
Anonymous
>>302945
Wife.
No.302978
Anonymous
>>302929
>neet to keet communication
No.302979
Anonymous
Replies:>>302982>>302985>>302986>>302987>>302989>>302993>>303000>>303026
Image:176404828001.png(373kB, 948x758)Spoiler image
No.302980
Anonymous
Replies:>>302983>>302984
Image:176404829370.png(1.04MB, 783x1080)She want something from you anon ~♡.png
Itanon here with a quick update on my 3d art journey. So turns out that I need a programe called PMX editor for mmd. Down side is that theres no linux version of it, meaning that I have to use what I got and such within the program/use a bit the drawing program I use to do the edits and such. A small price to pay but go figures. So far I'm still learning the hot keys and doing my best to remember them by straight up pressing them over and over like a old person at a damn casino. Do note that this my second attempt at doing 3d art and such and learn a bit better since then.
But other than that it have been a blast and I hope you guys enjoy this little second attempt at 3d art
No.302981
Anonymous
>>302954
Damn, it actually looks cool.
No.302982
Anonymous
>>302979
Holy kek.
No.302983
Anonymous
>>302980
neat
No.302984
Anonymous
>>302980
Awesome. I'd recommend asking armageddonc104 and blenderanon for advice on 3D modeling. I think the help of experienced anons will greatly boost your skills, and we'll get more awesome 3D porn much sooner.
No.302985
Anonymous
Replies:>>302990
>>302979
Pocket steaks police state
No.302986
Anonymous
Image:176404905229.png(520kB, 843x700)WHEEZE.png
>>302979
Holy fucking kek
No.302987
Anonymous
>>302979
Cute
No.302988
Anonymous
>>302954
I don't get it
>>302960
I wanna kms
No.302989
Anonymous
Replies:>>303026
>>302979
Bunnysuit, Pidge, who's the third one?
No.302990
Anonymous
Replies:>>302997
>>302985
Pocketduck wife.

Because there must be at least one person in the family who has eggs.
No.302991
Anonymous
Replies:>>302996>>303073
Image:176404986058.png(310kB, 812x832)Maybe_mushroom_hat.png
No.302992
Anonymous
Replies:>>303001>>303049>>303089
Image:176405031831.jpg(125kB, 475x452)THAT’S FRENCH FOR GO FUCK YOURSELF.jpg
ladies and gentlemen we are proud to present: MEEEE~~~
No.302993
Anonymous
>>302979
There's no laws against the drones, batman!
No.302996
Anonymous
>>302991
Ghost Doll and ghost Tessa hanging out with Lizzy.
No.302997
Anonymous
Replies:>>302998
>>302990
Pocketduck Ovofetish is banned, kill on sight
No.302998
Anonymous
>>302997
Does J lay egg?
No.302999
Anonymous
>>302549
Extremely nice work, greens like this have always veen my favourite part of the threads, thanks for writing Nori/Alice
No.303000
Anonymous
>>302979
That's not what I meant when I said I wanted fem pavo fanart, oh well.
No.303001
Anonymous
>>302992
Aw
No.303002
Anonymous
Replies:>>303003
>>302399
Everything about Masqy is so damn cute
No.303003
Anonymous
>>303002
that pesky wabbit draws everyone so squishy looking, even the boys wtf
No.303004
Anonymous
Replies:>>303005>>303021
>>302954
Do it plussie, this 1000 time better than all waste of threads pocketfuck has ever contributed.
No.303005
Anonymous
Replies:>>303006>>303007>>303009>>303012
Image:176405784949.png(41kB, 747x746)hmmm.png
>>303004
but.. im am pocketsteaks?
How do I contribute better then myself
Quite the conundrum..
No.303006
Anonymous
>>303005
PLUSSHITSLOPS HURRY UP AND MAKE MASCOT MUTANT GIRL BEFORE I LOSE MY CREATIVE EDGE
No.303007
Anonymous
Replies:>>303008
>>303005
He said pocketfuck. Is that your cousin?
No.303008
Anonymous
Replies:>>303010>>303013
Image:176405810041.png(231kB, 856x657)175648178688.png
>>303007
Pocket
fuck
fuck
Pocket
No.303009
Anonymous
>>303005
Holy kek. Draw a pocketduck with the turkey cop together, they're the perfect couple.
No.303010
Anonymous
>>303008
see, this fella understand the working man's struggle.
No.303011
Anonymous
Replies:>>303028
Image:176405838067.jpg(231kB, 955x1413)Screenshot_20251125_091216_Chrome.jpg
Eating a keterloaf on Thanksgiving.
No.303012
Anonymous
Replies:>>303014
>>303005
And you're still wasting thread space, fuck off.
No.303013
Anonymous
Replies:>>303015
Image:176405860671.jpg(63kB, 427x584)IMG_20251125_111558.jpg
>>303008
Make Pocket-chan pregnant!
No.303014
Anonymous
Replies:>>303015
Image:176405860693.png(7kB, 672x399)bleh.png
>>303012
No.303015
Anonymous
Replies:>>303016
>>303013
>>303014
Not even bothering with your slop? Stop posting unless it's drone related.
No.303016
Anonymous
Replies:>>303017
>>303015
Dude, I just want to fuck this sexy bird and make her my wife.
No.303017
Anonymous
Replies:>>303019
>>303016
>Not drone related.
>Not even an oc mutant or not.
Both of you get out and jerks each other dick there.
No.303018
Anonymous
>>302908
> not wearing anything
oh me oh my
No.303019
Anonymous
Replies:>>303022>>303029
>>303017
You should try harder, this is too arrogant byte.

What's the point, anon? I can clearly see that you just want to start a drama, but I really don't understand why you need it.
No.303020
Anonymous
>>302945
Masqy and R dressing up drones!
No.303021
Anonymous
Replies:>>303023
Image:176405948420.jpg(27kB, 500x268)1533766915913.jpg
>>303004
But Anon, doesn't posting here automatically make (You) a '''plussie''' too?
No.303022
Anonymous
>>303019
It's the exact same on /co/. Running an old playbook used by better players that everybody now knows the calls for.
No.303023
Anonymous
>>303021
For God's sake, don't fuck N plush!
No.303024
Anonymous
Replies:>>303025>>303027
My god, he's still seething.
No.303025
Anonymous
Image:176405993525.gif(36kB, 496x365)175711394328.gif
>>303024
y-you weren't apart of it!!!!
No.303026
Anonymous
>>302979
kek wtf
>>302989
possibly femdrone
No.303027
Anonymous
>>303024
Who are you referring to exactly?
No.303028
Anonymous
Replies:>>303030
>>303011
please do not konsume the keet
No.303029
Anonymous
Replies:>>303034>>303036
>>303019
I never got over my breakup with my ex-pocket wife.
No.303030
Anonymous
>>303028
Why not...?
No.303031
Anonymous
Replies:>>303032>>303033>>303090
Image:176406026425.png(167kB, 536x861)175609090456.png
stop you NIGGERS
No.303032
Anonymous
>>303031
She angy cuz she can't see her forehead.
No.303033
Anonymous
Image:176406038107.png(750kB, 1674x1401)Ycream.png
>>303031
I concur
No.303034
Anonymous
>>303029
While that explains a lot, I'm sorry it turned out this way, anon. I think you can find a good girlfriend, you just have to look.
No.303035
Schizo drone femcel
Replies:>>303037
CYBERTROMIGGER STOLE MY HUMAN BOYFRIEND FROM ME!
DECOG ALL OF THOSE GIANT ROASTIES!
No.303036
Anonymous
Image:176406068503.jpg(97kB, 904x1024)172468558904.jpg
>>303029
One tactical Drone wife has just been sent to your location
No.303037
Anonymous
Replies:>>303040
Image:176406081990.jpg(365kB, 1215x1890)mmmmmm.jpeg
>>303035
They can't steal something you never had in the first place
No.303038
Anonymous
Replies:>>303039
New thread?
No.303039
Anonymous
>>303038
Now, just wait a moment.
No.303040
Schizo drone femcel
>>303037
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUKC YUO FUCK YUI!!!!!!!!!!?
No.303049
Anonymous
>>302992
Nice beard bro 👍
No.303053
Anonymous
Replies:>>303075>>303316
Image:176406334298.png(124kB, 714x678)Rough Concept.png
Rough Sketch of the Mutant OC

<3 Queen of Loving Flesh <3
(not a lot of concrete stuff here just going off vibes until I give it more detail l8r)

>Mutant Magical Girl of Solver!
>Human: Iris, pretty shy
>Mutantized with extreme Solver Powers, Listen to voice in head to vanquish all evil that threatens earth
>Sometimes “Princess Cyn” will appear and tell her to go do a very important mission
>This evil just so happens to be basically anything and everything in her path
>Genuine thinks shes a hero and just wants to help everyone the best she can! So what if they end up dead
>Tries wayyy too hard to seem cute despite appearance, unironically does Moe shit thinking its cool
>Has loads of prepared speeches and summoning spells that in no way correlate with what is actually summoned when her staff starts screaming bloody murder
>Nyah!
>Is best friends with the solver tentacles that appear (Wholesome, get mind out of gutter)
>Has a transformation sequence sometimes that you really dont want to be around for, within 200 miles of at least. Only done it once, the City never needed protection again
No.303073
Anonymous
Image:176406798415.jpg(700kB, 1158x1475)G6OFuLLXMAI8qdN.jpeg
>>302991
>>302991
Draw this as Louisa asking her young stud if he should choose cake/videogame or her
No.303075
Anonymous
>>303053
Oh cool
No.303089
Anonymous
>>302992
Why is his middle finger so short?
Also
Get that fuckin' hobo fagbot back to Hetalia!
No.303090
Anonymous
>>303031
But (you) are a nigger.
No.303103
Anonymous
>>302549
missed this before, good green anon
No.303294
Anonymous
>>302849
Lmao nice.
No.303316
Anonymous
>>303053
You dare weaponize my magical girl fetish against me Mr. anon?
No.303328
Anonymous
>>302227
>not wanting to fuck a guy dressed as a girl makes one gay
it’s a miracle you haven’t slit your own throat yet
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