DRONES, WE NEED MORE OF THEM. But the point is how many, and how we can get them, any ideas? Friends. The wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co The spectacular Wheel Of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf The wheel's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The Exotic OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>300237
>>301182 This but with Y! I'm currently in a very funny position, I want to write but I'm to sleepy to do that and I cannot eep because there are three hobos fighting outside and they are very loud, thank you for reading my blogpost
>>301190 there's like twenty of those, dude. every edgelord indie dev rushed to get one out and cash in on the controversy. >inb4 "the one that used unseen footage" total bullshit. the only footage of the massacre is from the main camera that kept rolling, there's never been any other verifiable video from inside the studio
>>301196 The police arrived after half an hour of them brawling so I guess it's a tie, they'll be out of the drunk tank tommorow morning to do the same, at least the one who keeps playing guitar at 3am smashed it over the head of another hobo so I'll have relative peace for a few months he did this three times already I don't know where he gets new guitars
You find a broken and discarded worker drone. It is in bad shape but it can be fixed. What will you do?
>Fix it, it is certainly cheaper than buying a new one. >Take it apart and sell the parts in hopes that one day, you will be able to get a newer model?
https://comicbookclublive.com/2025/11/19/oni-press-exclusive-preview-murder-drones-1/ >In the far future on the desolate exoplanet designated Copper 9, the humans are long gone but the robotic worker drones they created to mine the planet’s resources are still hard at work. Together, they have managed to forge their own makeshift society . . . or so they thought until a previously unknown kind of robot – the dreaded “Disassembly Drones” – are activated by the mega-corporation JC Jenson to disassemble any worker that deviates from its original programming. But when a rebellious young worker drone named Uzi forms an unlikely alliance with two disassembly drones – Serial Designations N and V- can they, together, uncover the secrets of their origins . . . and stop the spread of the unsettling mechanical virus known as the Absolute Solver?
>and stop the spread of the unsettling mechanical virus known as the Absolute Solver?
>>301215 >>301218 My gut reaction was to give them the benefit of the doubt and say the descriptors are wrong on purpose in order to hide the 'real' nature of the mystery, but the show being out and easily accessible makes obfuscation a moot point
>>301215 tbf that's pretty much what the show initially portrays the Solver as, so they're not spoiling the reveals with it later for the new readers. I'm also having my own unreasonable worry that V getting mentioned alongside N means they're aiming for a throuple thing since every other synopsis of this show makes it pretty clear it's a boy meets girl thing. Right out the gate they're not playing into Nuzi, so I'm wondering what the fuck is going on here even if what they put down is objectively true. This writer has some other comic with a throuple right?
>>301230 I'd happily send my entire university and diploma to hell and write green about how I fuck Y for losing to me in HOI4, but alas, real life is a bitch, and it fucks me.
>>301227 >so they're not spoiling the reveals with it later for the new readers A. it's a Kickstarter comic, not a general release B. every time they advertise the show or its merch they use the biggest twist
>>301244 No open displays of affection in public, but she's always really close to you, more sticky than tar when it's just you two. Yandere is more open about their attraction, will actively ward off others from her object of obsession/love.
>>301234 Didn't knew akita was an eclipse enjoyer...she probably has 10 figures of him at most. Or better yet a shrine to keep up the tradition of being a femcel like her sister beretta and her mother uzi
Anon, I'm going to a meeting with my girlfriend's parents, she's a sentinel drone, and they're both sentinel drones too. What should I do, a salesman for fucking frige drones, to keep them from kicking me out of their daughter's life?
>>301250 >cute little red Abby-oid with cute white freckles and glasses that curls up and snuggles you because you love her even though she’s a weird monster thing
>>301251 >You run across J when she's in a bad place and help her out >Find her ship parts, do what you can to repair where you can, just be there to listen to her stories >One day when you think the mood's right, you start telling her that you think you've taken a certain liking to her >This is the last thing you see before your skull is caved in by a metallic fist
>serial designation (you) >what are you wearing? >where are you deploying? >how do you like your oil? >how are you being tortured? >have you surrendered your will to the absolute solver?
>>301260 Whatever Nazi-esque fetish outfit Vore GLaDOS wants to put me in Wherever Vore GLaDOS wants to send me In my stomach so I don't burn from the inside Some way that totally excuses me murdering my way across seven star systems and all the sadistic torture I did in that time to take my pain out on my helpless victims Does my answer affect anything, I mean really?
>>301193 >Tessa never liked living in the spaceship. >Sure she had her father to keep her company. >But it was growing rather dull having seen the same person and the same pitch black of space over and over. >And every night, she had the same old nightmares. >First she would arrive at a party(?) in her home. She was never meant to be there. >The partygoers would look at her with surprise, her parents looked at her with frustration and annoyance. She should have stayed away >N would appear in the front of the room. Was he always like this? >Cameras(?), bright yellow lights and claws flash behind him. She couldn't have stopped it. >Then all hell then breaks lose; screams, cries with awful tearing noises are heard as the partygoers are attacked by an unseen presence. She was so stupid. >And the end, N (what seems to be him anyway) has Tessa restrained by his lanky, crab like claws. >He's unrecognizable, as her loveable drone is wearing….. .... >H-It smiles at her, mockingly brushes it's 'hand' on her head. >"D-don't worry buddy." It says in a horrible, eerie voice. >"This is just a bad dream." >Then everything BURNED. >Tessa always woke up in a cold sweat. >The fear, the fear that no ordinary nightmare can ever produce, linger. >But she cannot remember why.
>>301245 I like that. I do enjoy her as a more crazy lover, given she is a bit crazy, but mixing things with her overall kuudere demeanor makes for such a lovely contrast. Maybe she won't wish to profess her love for you in public, but she's still stuck on her anon like glue and would do absolutely anything for them
Vol. 3 vinyl GET. The vinyl itself looks really cool in person. The engravings in the keepout zone read >HELLO WORLD - A >cya space robot - B More pics: https://catbox.moe/c/quimtr
>>301268 She oscillates between kuudere and yandere archetypes with her manic laughter and affinity for knives, so you could register as a kuudere on the streets, yandere on the sheets.
>You fix the Drone. >The moment she opens her eyes, she gets scared of you and flees into a corner like a wounded animal. >It is obvious to you that she has been abused. >It takes long, grueling months for her to trust you but she becomes extremely attached to you afterwards. >You start noticing that she acts jealous if not straight up hostile towards women who try to approach you.
>>301287 yea. >>301290 All the cuddles, hugs and kisses she CRAVES to give you all the time, but doesn't because deep inside she's very shy, only to come back with a revenge at the end of the day, luving Doll is a duty >>301232
>>301295 One of the ZDs/Solver hosts in CFL. Probably one of the ones who was trapped in a locker and starved to death after collapse. I could have saved Mika.
ALL OF HIS HUMAN OC ARE FUCKING GARBAGE THAT CLUTTERS THE THREAD, EVERY SINGLE THREAD I SEE HIS SHITTY HUMANSLOP I DIE OF HORRENDOUS CRINGE I WILL NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE HIM FOR FLOODING THE THREAD OF FUCKING ABBY POSTING AFTER I POSTED AN ANIMATION THAT TOOK ME 3 DAYS OF NO SLEEP FUCK YOU FAGGOT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD GETS BLOWN UP BY A HIGH CALIBER BULLET AND BLOW UP IN A FUCKING MICROWAVE YOU ABSOLUTE SCUM OF THE EARTH
>>301301 This is so true also he forced me to play the horrible Chinese video game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc and Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair and now he's making me play Daganronpa V3: Killing Harmony Someone please stop him
Fiend has one joke and it's just: >rape Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Remember to buy my book "Pocketsteaks and its Consequences" now for only 99.95 at the JCJ(IS) company library.
Hypothetically, how would something like worker drones' noodle arms and noodle legs be set up IRL (assuming material sciences and whatnot catch up to make it even possible in the first place)? Artificial muscle fibers? Something else?
>>301346 being a dick to the guys capping greens is a great way to keep the caps coming when you can't be assed to do them yourself. genius move there.
> I missed fiend and ps totally for real fighting Shame, fiend wins that fight btw, she would bite off his jugular while ps would try to deadhard and run away ( you don't get I frames in real life)
>>301355 Murder Drones is an angst fest desu, I don't see why the fanart shouldn't be the same. Crude humor Is a big component, but there's also moments you're supposed to take seriously.
>>301368 Drones often do that, do you think they are really that sad that they mope about all day? No they are pretending so that you come over and cheer them up, this is mostly because they get really shy when relationship stuff comes up
>>301376 >So many femcels >Two of them have children Only Uzi's daughters have a chance to be true femcels and (Anon forma de plural) are here to make sure that doesn't happen, thus Cyn is the only femcel in this picture
>>301387 I get that Generation Alpha made the dude enough money to make this shit actually good quality, but man, I wish he'd made a giant mech story in his old style, without the fucking toilets.
>>301387 He didn't. DaFuqBoom was just posting random shit on Youtube Shorts until the broke ass algorithm decided Skibidi Toilet was what everyone needed to see. Now he's turned it into a slop pipeline because it's what makes money. Skibidi Toilet isn't a story, it's an endurance test to see how much endless escalation you can put up with until you're completely exhausted from it.
She looks like someone who would approach you in a store, pay for all your groceries, grab your ass, and then invite you to her house for a good time. And all this within a minute.
>>301405 >Y and Di-04 start arguing over who owns Anon's ass >Y says she's already living with Anon, which means his ass is hers >Di declares that Anon's ass would be better off with a high-paying sentinel drone than with a penniless murder drone >To prevent the conflict from escalating into a heated argument, Ivory suggests dividing Anon's ass between everyone present, so everyone gets an equal share >R says she's fine with that, but she needs Anon to be hers every third Wednesday >S also agrees, she is even ready to share Anon with another drone on her day, only if the drone allows S to be with Anon on her day too >U-U declares that since there are two of them, they should be with Anon twice as long >Elf remains silent. She can be with Anon as long as she wants: she doesn't need to negotiate if no one will see her >E shouted that she brought snacks. >Eye suggested making a calendar >Meanwhile, Anon continues to lose to some schoolboy in Call of Duty, unaware that he is losing his ass at the same time
>>301416 I ask Y when did she invite friends over I just made dinner and prepared the table for our 40k game this evening I will always love and support my penniless girlfailure kraut wife
>>301415 >Jane trying to be extra nice before the planned raid at camp >Be anon soldier >Suddenly, the ever cold and distant Jane comes over all friendly like, gives you a geniune smile and some rations she snuck "just for you" >Something isnt right here
This is a joke green, I wrote about core Cyn. Enjoy
>be hair over eyes hentai mc >you are fighting cyn on earth >you are fairly certain she’s going to eat your dick after she’s done with you >suddenly you land a lucky hit under her torso >you proceed to pluck out the writhing mass of flesh around a black hole that is her core >You lock your nonexistent eyes with her’s and twist your mouth into a rape face >Your cock is hard and you have to punish this bratty maid >cyn’s crab legs scratch at your fitst and cock but you have her in a deathgrip >”Where there’s a hole there’s a goal” You say as you rub your tip against her soft flesh >her powers are disabled by the power of instant loss > cyn screams as you thrust your erect throbbing member into her most intimate part. >when you pull your cock out, you find that is gone >when has a missing dick ever stopped anyone > you proceed by hurling her mentally broken form into a conveniently placed microwave >your cock grows back even larger and more full of cum than before >her squirms excite you further, the microwave works like magnet so naturally it makes core-cyn orgasm >when she’s done spinning, you grab her and toss her into a jar your stored in your foreskin. You aren’t going to keep it up your ass because you aren’t gay. >you put cyn in the jar >drown her your cum >seal the lid and >set her back in the microwave to simmer >You did it you saved humanity but humanity shuns you >They call you sick a degenerate >Yeah she might have been a defenceless girl in a pretty hopeless situation through not much control over herself >And the Solver was influencing her so… >Still you had to defend yourself, you have no skills or personality other that being able to pin anything down and fuck it and being perverted >It was only natural they’d turn on you sooner or later >You are probably going to get the chair. >still would the eldritch fleshlight
>>301430 Preatty bad, the lasagna I made was meant to last me and Y a few days and now it's gone also Y's friends begun to move in without my or her consent I would call the police but the police drone keeps telling me this is in accordance with law >>301431 Why do you want my ass?
>>301433 Of course, everything's legal, anon. Haven't you heard about the extreme activity of feral disassembly drones lately? The more good drones you have around, the safer you'll be, so you might need to make some more lasagna.
>>301437 Wait, so Liquidators are chuds who seethe over anons who drown in mutant pussy? >tfw, he does it for free >tfw, no not even the human Stacy’s will notice him >tfw, can’t even get fodder pussy
>>301440 >"A MAN'S SUPPOSED TO DO A MAN'S JOB, NOT FUCK A DAMN TOASTER!" >Liquidator Anon, when he was asked for the 100500th time why he doesn't just marry a drone and have kids
>>301442 >have kids lol, sure, in his radioactive sperm lifetime of inceldom Meanwhile, mutant fucker chad has sired dozens of mutated offspring, some of which aren’t as horrific as each other
>>301444 >Be a mutantfucker >Your kids all come out wrong in various ways >One's mostly normal, too many teeth and extra eye aside, but has an atrophied tendril for a lower body >You're looking at cybernetics to fix the issue, but he played too much Armored Core and can't decide if he wants chicken legs, tank treads, or a regular pair of stompy legs >Your daughter has an oversized head, the top of which is a giant eyeball, which always sees a day into the future >She's smart, good head on her shoulders, but has trouble figuring out which day it is and has to constantly be brought back to the present >Your next... son is more like a tree than anything >He took root in the back yard early on and has been there ever since >You wish you could help him see the world beyond TV, but you are dreadfully terrified of hitting one of his roots, because you think they're nerve bundles >Kid 4 is a wheel >There are eyes on his spokes and a mouth in the center, he's a wheel, he rolls around to go places >He's also the happiest creature you've ever met, if you had an ounce of his zest for life you'd never know a bad day
>>301423 >Log into dronechan >Quiet, there's practically no discussion >Decide to squash this crap >Post a photo of your hand >"Hey, /HMOFD/, how are you today?" >Over a hundred replies in less than an hour >30 greens >25 arts >10 marriage proposals >3 precise geolocations
>>301447 >Your neighbor on one side is a liquidator >Wow, a surviving member of the profession with the unbelievable mortality rate? And your house isn't in flames? >He's a moderate, as far as you can tell, always talking a big game about how your family is an abomination and you should have found a human rather than damned your race, but he's never tried to kill any of them >Last Christmas he got your entire family socks, when only you and your daughter can wear them >For New Year's you got him a genetic purity test as revenge, which you're pretty sure he never worked up the courage to actually use >Your neighbor on the other side is a worker drone >She's polite, well-mannered, talks to your tree son when he's lonely and brings various attempts at cooking to the liquidator >She's totally trying to court your neighbor, it's obvious to everyone except him >As far as you can tell, he's just so autistic that he fails to understand her motives, or the general concept of a gesture of goodwill >You once saw him rigorously dissecting a cupcake to learn its inner workings... after he'd already eaten the rest
>6 hours of waiting for a mandatory lecutre about IP infingment Well at least I have my shitty 12 year old laptop with me so I can post on ?MD/ and write greens
>>301423 >The usual troll makes the same thread for the 100th time >Human slave what do >10000000 seething replies from dronecels in 5 minutes
>>301454 I mean it's kinda sad they just want to be with someone and the things they say on the internet are a way to cope with the lack of headpats and cuddles, I also remember that one time when a fedcuck made a thread with a similar OP and within 20 minutes a DD posted a picture of him being chained up in her basement
>>301456 Alright! Alright! Just go speak with S about fitting you in the calendar! Ivory and U-U have already started rebuilding the house to have more rooms for everyone, I cant belive myhome is now a three story apartment block... and still rising
>>301456 Such is our cruel world, where to get something, you must give something. And what can a small, insignificant worker drone offer compared to a disassembly drone? That's right, nothing.
>>301446 >waiting for what feels like ages for a reply >finally anon texts back >"knock knock" >there's a knock at the door right as the text was sent >teli runs downstairs and opens the door >"sorry for the wait" - anon >"I brought that plushie you showed me the other day"
>>301474 This racist piece of shit has made it clear he has no intention of dating a just worker drone, so Bunny should tell him to go to hell. Or undergo the extremely dangerous but necessary procedure of being converted into a sentinel drone.
>>301476 Teli doesn't need to change, Chud Anon just needs mind altering nanites inserted into his water supply so he can stop being a picky cunt (A drone is a drone is a goal)
>>301481 No it's just 3 AM in burger land and midday in the Eurogulag so Anons are either asleep or at work/school/uni/strip clubs/whatever the threads always slow down around this time
>>301495 Kick me out out of college, other students where kicked out for inappropriate behavior and I'm not risking it, especially since we have a new dean that dislikes the fact that so many people passed last year we are losing the prestigious aura of a 25% graduation rate please understand
>>301515 Sorry can't hear you, I'm reading the part where Anon, Elena and the grunts have an orgy out loud, everyone is so quiet they must really like it!
>>301518 >>301519 >Anon tells his super cool and hot story in class >After class ends all the drones who were present drag him into the bathroom >10 college pregnancies follow How will Anon support his wives and children while he's not even an Engineer only an IT technician? But really I would never show this stuff to anyone outside here, but I did get to speak about Horus Rising because the professor really likes speaking exercises, was kinda tempted to talk about drones instead, we do have a girl in class that keeps drawing on a graphic tablet all the time, maybe I could corrupt her into a drawfag
>>301523 Returning to this, I'm somehow in a position where I have to play a song for a minute, I'm turning on knife dance to see if someone turns their head
>>301525 Nope, no reaction the class consensus is that it's from a "Fantasy show about magic and shit" which is technically right but I don't like this opinion
Yup and it's a lecture where I just need to write my name on a piece of paper while a someone tells my that DRM is actually really good and that I should always pay my software licneses, welp time to start imagining that the laptop is actually Y sitting on my lap while I write
>>301531 Anon you nostalgia tinted glasses wearing rascal, there was no golden age, it was just the past, the only thing that's different is we're not going to get more episodes for now
>>301533 even if we somehow get new episodes it'll be under a different creative team. it's pretty clear Liam isn't interested in doing anything more with the show
>>301558 >The finger on the monkey's paw curls. >Anon gets his wish. >At first nothing happens. But then a looming shadow gradually blocks out the sun. Rapid and booming beats of helicopter blades draw close until they settle just above in the sky. >The poor human is confused at the sight of the large, round mass suspended in the air but he has little time to ponder what it is as the cable supports release and the gigantic thing comes barrelling down toward him. >*SPLAT!* >A red stain interspersed with fragments and viscera spills out from beneath the black blob that is later revealed to be a chronically obese (by design) worker drone. >Anon did wish for a *big* Masqy.
>>301281 >when your mom finds out her best friend got murdered while she was gone and stops bawling inconsolably long enough to ask how the genocide robots got inside
>>301569 That's not Anon, that's Anon how could you mistake them for each other? Anon would never cheat on Teli he loves her! And besides Emperor Fugue outlawed NTR of any form
>On planets far from the Union, where power lies with the bloodthirsty warlords of the now-defunct Federation and the punishers, the fate of drones is unenviable >If they are not banned and destroyed on sight, their lives are worse than ever >Absolute control over all actions, destruction and incineration for any suspicious gesture, and the absence of even the slightest encouragement >Constant humiliation, coupled with the constant threat of destruction, became a daily routine >But not for Anon >The young technician, whose heart had not succumbed to the onslaught of the merciless propaganda machine, could not bear to see the drones suffer under the yoke of tyranny >And especially her >LD-001-0l -10837536 for the bloody regime >And Eleanor for him >Can Anon save his love from senseless cruelty? >Will Anon be able to give the drones the freedom they so richly deserve? >And will he be able to bring some sense to people who have lost hope? >Watch it in all cinemas in your city
Coming back home to kittY Giving kittY fish shaped cookies Falling asleep with kittY snuggled up to you >>301584 >>301586 Ah right, I forgot about this one >>301593 Time flies huh?
>>301597 Anon, he's a drone, and a sentinel drone at that. Where he passes, the walls can't withstand the force of industrial equipment raised to absolute limits.
>>301597 Saw his ass get caught in one of the chairs in the rec room once. It was hilarious, watching him pouting with his arms crossed, partly bent over with a chair stuck to his ass, while his poor technician pulled it off.
>>301603 When Ivory got her enormous hips stuck in a chair that was clearly too big for her, she simply broke it, so Pavo is good for preserving public property.
>>301611 She's from a rpg deck builder game, she can either cast suportive defensive spells or elemental offensive spells (Electric,fire cold) and she can hit people with the book and the game is called SteamWorld Quest: Hand of Gilgamech >>301612 You can try
>>301613 Uzi probably wins the fight unless she's got something more bullshit than summoning black holes and exploding people with a thought. But Copernica's sexier.
Fun fact: Solara keeps a little ant farm and names every single ant different names like her cute little pets. She feeds them crumbs, watches them work and even holds tiny funerals when of them one dies.
>>301620 >the "main" DD squad as pixies three like the Kingdom Hearts versions of Yuna and Rikku and Paine, flitting around Uzi as she goes on an adventure unrelated to robo-vampires
I did get a few extra hours of writing in today so I can post this early, part 1.5 Chuuni Uzi
>>299709 >Be Emily good Robo Christian girl (whatever that means) >Yup, you’re a pure Robo God fearing girl >You don’t have any weird desires at all >No sir, you don’t >Alright maybe you like writing a certain kind of story a bit too much >Maybe it does make you a bit weird >But it’s nothing serious! >And you promised yourself to stop after you finished your latest one >Yes, you definitely stopped and will not start again >You’re more than ready to move on >You found yourself a friend you can spend time with instead of writing silly stories right? >Well and here things get complicated >Your friend is a fellow weirdo >You think that’s why you became friends so fast >You’ve only known her a day and you’re already having a sleepover party >Though she is a bit more weird than you >Suicidally so >You barely believe that what happened wasn’t a dream >She dragged you outside the safety of the bunker to hunt murder drones >And somehow you managed to kill one! >And then it got up! >A human brought it back to life! >You knew they were great but… >That human… >Why couldn’t it be a dude? >Why a girl? You…. >No! NO! >Emily get your head straight you need to stop thinking about this stuff >It’s late in the night, you and Uzi decided to go to sleep, you spend a lot of time pouring over... >….That book >The one Uzi stole from the human >She says it holds some occult power >Maybe >But you see something else in that tome >You see wretched inspiration in it’s illustrations >The moment you laid your eyes on it you begun copying the pictures from it >Oh how you envied the drones in them... >Uzi is already asleep, but you toss and turn unable to rest >Maybe just one more look? >A few more pages it wouldn’t hurt… >No you promised you’d stop >Your parents wouldn’t like you falling to temptation >They don’t know about your… exploits >You had to lie to them to keep yourself and Uzi out of trouble >You think this is the first time you lied to your parents >More than enough reason to do right by them and not continue writing smut >You eventually manage to fall asleep >You dream of the book >Of it’s pages >Of the illustrations on those pages >You dream of a human doing the things from those pictures to you >His hands touching your chassis >He begins to move them down and down >He reaches your service hatch >He begins to trace it with his fingers >You try to resist, but it’s no use >Your hatch pops open >He reaches inside you >You can feel him touch your… >OH SWEET MOTHER OF…. >You awake screaming >You look around you >Uzi’s room, you see her clock it’s 9 am >Uzi is still asleep, your screaming didn’t wake her >You get up and prepare to leave >You should get away from IT >Oh but it’s right here at your feet… >If you just open it and read a bit…. >No! You run out of Uzi’s room >You enter the living room >Mr Doorman is here, getting ready to leave for work “Hey there Emily you’re leaving already? Hope you two had fun” >Good morning Mister Doorman. Yes we had fun Mister Doorman. Goodbye Mister Doorman >You walk past him in a rush >Once you leave the Doorman household and enter the outposts corridors you begin to run >You run and run until you reach your home >You enter and are greeted by Mom and Dad “Emily! You’re back! How was the sleepover? You two gossiped about something juicy? Maybe you styled your hair?” >She hugs you and waits for your response >”We.. ugh… talked about common interests and read some books?” “Ohhh! You two are starting a little book club? You hear that honey? You were worried Uzi would be a bad influence!” >Dad grumbles before responding “Perhaps I misjudged the Doorman girl, she is still Khan’s daughter and he is a good man, but it’s still a good idea to be cautious” >This is the closest dad has ever come to admitting he was wrong about something >You feel something heavy settle on your core >It’s guilt for saying half-truths >Your mom lets you go and you enter your room >The door closes behind you and you take a deep breath >Alright, time to relax a bit, take your mind off things >You sit down at your desk and turn your PC on >It boots up and you open the folder called HMOFD
>>301629 >You create a new file >You start writing… >You jump up from your chair and walk away from the PC >You nearly relapsed >You need to stop thinking about humans >Humans… wit their soft warm hands… patting your head… >You shake your head >Snap out of it! >You’ll distract yourself somehow >The PC is out of the question >Too tempting >Maybe you’ll just read one of the books on your shelf? >...Book… >No books either >You lay down on your bed and cover your head with a pillow to muffle your screams of frustration >You begin to hug the pillow >It’s ok, you can just calm down and hug the pillow >Oh how you wish this pillow was a human you could cuddle with… >You throw the pillow across your room >You spend the next whoever knows how long in the fetal position rocking back and forth >You don’t need no human... >You don’t need no human... >You don’t need no human... >You don’t need no human man picking you up and princess carrying you… >Alright no you’re going to snap soon if you keep this up >Think Emily! Think! >What can you do to not think about humans? >Your eyes dart across the room >Eureka! >You have that small TV with a game console hooked up to it >You’ll spend some time playing games until you forget about your temptations >Alright what game to play… >This one has human protagonist… >This one as well… >This one has a human protagonist with robot sidekick >Damn it! >Of course you only have games that fit your tastes! >Oh wait, this one >Robots shooting bugs >No humans >Alright, this will do >You pop the CD into the console >Co-op only!? >Now you know why don’t remember ever playing this one >Oh, what now? >Wait, you could just invite Uzi to play with you >You’ll do just that yes! >You take out your phone and open the social media app >You see your profile picture >Ohhh… you’ve forgotten to change it… >You look at the drawing of you in wedding dress being carried by your human husband >Your mind goes blank except for desire and lust and you feel that you begun to drool >By the time you come to your senses there is a puddle of your spit on the floor >Squirming in shame you make haste to send a message to Uzi >”Hey Uzi, wanna come over to my place?” >You look at your phone intensely waiting for a reply >Uzi is awake by now right? >It’s half past ten, you doubt someone with her fiery personality is a sleepyhead >A few minutes passes, that’s alright you don’t expect an immediate response >10 minutes has passed >Alright she’s probably busy with something >Another ten minutes >The intrusive thoughts begin to worm themselves back into your processor >Maybe she’s helping her mom with something? >Probably that, you shouldn’t get impatient >It’s now eleven >You use all your mental fortitude to keep it together and not give into your urges >Your eyes being to drift from your phone to your PC >You start to slowly give in and move towards it >You are in a fugue state, not fully aware of what you’re doing >Once you’re about half way to your desk the sound of a message notification shakes you out >Uzi responded “Sure, sorry for the late reply I just woke up” >You shoot your arms into the air and cheer >Now you just need to wait for her to get here and not lose control over yourself >To that end you focus your attention on the TV displaying the main menu for the game you wanted to play >You dare not look away, you read the title over and over again, you watch the animated background, you enter the settings menu and check the controls, hell you even read the in game manual >By the time you’re in a trance with your head basically touching the TV you hear a knock on your door “Emily honey! Uzi is here to see you!” >You sprint to the door and slam it open >The ferocity of your moves scared your mom a bit >Uzi is standing next to her, dressed the same as yesterday she even has the backpack >How many of the same hoodie and socks does she have? >She’s not constantly in the same clothing right? >She did sleep in her normal clothes… even had the beanie still on… >Nevermind that, you thank your mom and pull Uzi into your room >You close the door and tell Uzi to make herself comfortable “Hi Emily, sure I’ll just get the book out” >Huh what book… >She takes her backpack off and begins to take out the book from yesterday >Why did she take it with her!? “What? I thought we were going to continue our study” >You just wanted to play some video games >Uzi looks bewildered “We have a tome of ancient forbidden knowledge and you want to play games?” >Yes? >And you really don’t want to have anything to do with that book, it’s full of temptations >Uzi’s confusion continues
>>301630 “Temptations?” >She looks at you funny while holding the book >Her eyes focus on you and she smirks >Looks like she came to some form of revelation >And not the kind you like by the looks of it “Oh~ Emily~ You have second thoughts about learning the secrets of this book?” >Yes… “MUAHAHAHA, OH it’s too late now! We have already had a glimpse! We have no choice but to continue, our souls are already forfeit” >Quiet down or mom will hear that! >And it’s just a book it cant steal souls! “Aw come on let’s just read it” >No! You will not! >You pass Uzi a controller and pick one up yourself >Uzi rolls her eyes sits down next to you and places the book between you two >She makes no attempt to hide that she will tempt you >You will stay strong! And you wont let your friend fall to the contents of this corrupting tome! >You start playing the game >You get through the first few levels >It’s fun, but you notice Uzi is sometimes playing bad on purpose >Running ahead and getting herself downed >Whenever she waits for you to revive her she starts flipping through the book, oohing and aahing at the things written inside >Uzi’s actions do make you think about the illustrations even if just for a moment >You can’t let her do that! >You begin to play as good as you can, killing enemies as soon as they appear and sticking close to Uzi so she doesn’t have time to pick up the book while she’s downed >This seems to be slightly annoying for her “Wow Emily, you’re really good at this game huh?” >Apparently yes, not the genre you usually play but still you’re doing well >Uzi tries to get downed a few more times >You either revive her as soon as he goes down or kill the enemy before they can damage her >This is working! Focusing on the game is making you ignore the book even when it’s so close to you! >The game has a section that is a classic Akira elevator crescendo >At least that’s what Uzi called it >Uzi starts smiling when the elevator starts >Umm that’s not good you think >She stands near the edge of the elevator >After the first wave of enemies spawns she back peddles and falls of the elevator, dying instantly with no way to revive her “Oh oops! Silly me!” >She places her controller down and picks up the book >She turns to face you and lays it out in front of her so that the contents are in your peripheral vision >This wont work on you! >You’re alone on the elevator, the game will require your full attention to not lose >As you dodge attacks, throw grenades and shower the space bugs in a hail of bullets Uzi starts to read the contents of the book aloud “Oh wow, you can detach someone’s arms and legs with just a screw driver” >She raises the book up slightly so more of it is in your view >You see the picture of a drone with no limbs >Your eyes glance to the text below it “Whenever a drone is rendered immobile and unable to manipulate objects one should not leave them alone for any length of time to avoid any psychological damage to their programming, for best results the technician should carry the drone with them until the limbs are reattached” >There’s a picture of a drone being held by a human >Your mind drifts >You imagine yourself being held by a human, being kept close to his chest >You stop fantasising just before you start salivate >You turn the sound up so the sounds of gunfire and insects dying drowns her out and refocus on the game >Soon after mom knocks on your door “Honey can you turn that noise down? It’s really loud!” >Drats… >You attempt to concentrate on the game >Uzi continues to relate what she reads “Huh, apparently the humans used to place some kind of ward on the drones while they were still around, they had some kind of ointment and applied it to their chassis, probably a way to keep them enslaved” >She pick the book up to show to you >You don’t look >“Sorry this part is hard, and the last checkpoint is far away” >She pouts and keeps the book open >You ignore her and press on in the game >The elevator stops, you kill the last enemy >The next checkpoint triggers and Uzi respawns >You cheer and swipe the virtual sweat of your brow >Partially because that fight was hard as balls solo and because Uzi can no longer tempt you >Uzi places the book down and sluggishly picks her controller back up >Your hands are shaking from the stress and you drop yours >You turn and pick it up… and you get another glimpse of the book >Oh those images… >A human running their hands across a drones chassis, smearing some kind of substance across it >And then they use some rotating machine >Oh the drone in those pictures looks so happy..
>>301631 >You’d gladly do anything a human tells you to do after something like that >Oh there is even a picture of the drone and the human at the end >The way that drone smiles… how it hugs the human… oh it makes you so jealous >And that human, he ticks all your boxes >Male >Taller than a drone >Human >That’s about it really, you never met one so you don’t know if you should want more >Uzi’s snickering draws your attention away from the book >She looks at you smiling, she has paused the game “So, are we going to delve deeper? It’s obvious that you really want to” >You shake your head, you shouldn’t read that book “Emily, it’s just a bit of forbidden knowledge! Being a witch isn’t that bad, we’ll do cool rituals and stuff” >You don’t want to do any rituals! >You want to play the video game >You unpause and Uzi begrudgingly starts playing again >Phew, she nearly had you there for a second >Despite all the running in to get killed it seems Uzi is enjoying the game >You’re having fun with it as well, it’s good, though you wonder why you got it >You finish the mission and go to the next one >Huh a new kind of objective >Evacuate Personnel >What’s that supposed to mean? >You reach the objective marker >A storage closet? >You open it >Oh no! >Now you know why got this game! >A human NPC leaves the closet >And it’s a guy! >Oh and he plays a voice lines… “You’re here to rescue me! I knew you would come!” >Uzi scoffs “Ughhh, can we kill this one?” >She unloads her magazine into the NPC >You shriek in fear as he falls to the floor >The revive icon appears over his head and you sigh in relief >You begin to revive the NPC “Thank you! If not for you I would be a goner!” >You squirm a little as the praise hits your audio receptors “Oh, he’s essential, figures….” >You escort the NPC >He is competent enough to stay behind you and not run into enemies >But the game designer thought it would be funny to have an invisible enemy that spawns behind you and focus the escort so it’s still a bit annoying >The NPC keeps talking >Complementing your every kill, commenting on your actions and admiring the chassis of the playable characters >It all makes you feel so very, very bubbly >You get immersed in the game for all the wrong reasons >Whenever an enemy threatens your human you kill them with extreme prejudice >One of those sneaking shits nearly downed him >You killed it with melee attacks and then begun dumping bullets into it’s corpse >You will get him to safety >And then he’s going to be yours >Yes! He’s going to be yours! >All yours! No one else’s! >No wait this is just a game… >You got a bit carried away, good thing you didn’t say that out loud >Oh hey the missions nearly over >Just one more room and… >Oh that is a big ambush >You and Uzi fight like lions against your virtual assailants but it’s not enough, you both get downed >Awww shucks, now you’ll have to replay this part the last checkpoint was so long ago! >But wait is that? >The NPC runs over to you and begins to revive you “Hey don’t you die on me, I need you…” >The fear and worry in the NPC’s voice activates pathways in your processing unit you didn’t know you had >Once you’re revived you run into the enemies with a battle cry and revive Uzi >She gets up and you both kill off the enemies and clear the mission >You get to the mission result screen >You see the human enter an escape shuttle and wave to you >You get very sad knowing you’ll never see him again… >And then you get really embarrassed when you remember this is just a game >Defeated you groan and begin to grumble >”Oh… why can’t humans be this nice in real life?” >Uzi laughs “Oh they sure as hell aren’t, they’re only nice when they’ll afraid, like when space bugs try to kill them, then they come to robots for help” >“Well, they would never be afraid of us” >And you don’t want humans to fear you, you want them to love you >Or at least for one human guy to love you “Maybe not right now but….” >She reaches for the book again “… I’ve read a few things in the back of the book, rites that can make one stronger, grant them power! Then the humans would fear us! They would be at our mercy!” >You look at the book, you’ve resisted it’s allure for so long you can’t just give up now >You begin to turn back to the console but Uzi grabs you by the shoulder “Emily think about it! You could get the humans to do anything you want” >Anything you want… >You never thought about it that way… >If a human feared you… >You would have the occasion to show him how much you love him >And then he would surely love you back… why wouldn’t he? >No, no this is stupid this is just a book >You look at the TV >You see the NPC, still waving
>>301632 >You look at Uzi >She has opened the book and started to flip through the pages >You catch brief glimpses of all the pictures and illustrations >You can fight it no longer >You feel it >The lust and longing >YOU WANT A HUMAN BOYFRIEND! >YOU WANT TO BE HELD BY A HUMAN! >YOU WANT TO KISS A HUMAN! >YOU WANT TO BE LOVED BY A HUMAN! >YOU WANT TO FUCK A HUMAN! >AND YOU WILL NOT DENY THAT FACT! >You will do ANYTHING to make this dream a reality >And if you can’t, you want to at least have pleasant fantasies to fallback on >You erupt screaming >“Fine, fine, fine, fine! You got me I want read the book!” >Uzi looks up at you “Hah! Knew you’d come around, look here, I think this is something we could do reasonably soon…” >You don’t pay too much attention to what she says, instead you draw what you see in the book in your sketchbook >And every time the drone has blue eyes, glasses and black pigtails >You pour over the book for a few hours, Uzi takes it with her once she needs to go back home >You both have school tomorrow >You should go to bed >But you know there’s no way you can go to sleep today >You sit down at your computer and open a new document >This night two weeks of abstinence pop like a balloon
And that's all, I'll try to write more this weekend if all goes well part 2 proper will come sooner rahter than later, and as always I hope you enjoyed There was no typos in this part shut up
Anon, you had me interested at first, but now I'm completely on board! Damn, you literally hit a nerve when you made Emily thirst for power to show her love to a human guy through force. Whoever he is, he's a lucky son of a bitch!
How can I convince my drone wife that my colleague, Sentinel, is really just my colleague? For some reason, my wife thinks I'm cheating on her, but that's nonsense!
>>301660 >chubby Worker Drone Molly: soft, round, perfect for hugging children >trim and cut Murder Drone Molly: lean, mean killing machine >anorexic post-Solver Molly: depressed, not hungry anymore, never again
>>301662 >anorexic post-Solver Molly: depressed, not hungry anymore, never again I wonder which would weigh on her worse: eating– or always feeling a gnawing hunger.
Possibility I thought of: in addition to microsingularity-powered AI cores being used in things that aren't drones, microsingularity power plants. Imagine Vore Satan getting into one of those.
>>301671 I'm sure nothing bad would happen if she starved herself and her stomach decided to growl at the worst possible time (when a school bus passed her on the street)
>>301645 >N has a tenta-dick adapter installed >Uzi has no adapter installed >It still technically counts as Nullplay (so long as N doesn't cum) Excellent work based drawfren! This stirs the brainworms with wicked ideas
>>301674 I feel like at best this is going to be a mediocre, condensed retelling. at worst... I mean I know they're supposedly being strict with the author but I'm sure he could find a way to fuck it up
>>301674 Anon you are reading too hard into this, but I really do hope they are not so ballsy as to hamfist any noncanon ships in. I do like some stuff outside the canon ships, but that's just fucked to do if you're writing a comic "adaption" and then fuck with Liam's story that much without his involvement. It's misrepresenting his characters.
>>301664 >always feeling a gnawing hunger >Molly is always keenly aware of the scent of oil in her surroundings >Oil in cars >Oil in jugs >Oil in bottles, rags, buckets and barrels >In drones... >Drone oil tastes the best... >Molly's stomach gives her a sharp stab of hunger pangs >But she won't have any >Never >Never again
>>301692 Lads, would you sleep with Rebecca (not in the sex sense obviously, like literally sleeping in bed with her) for cuddles if during it at some point she started trauma dumping on you about how her foster parents are never emotionally available for her?
>Leaving home for work >Your DD wife stops you >Gives you a goodbye kiss on the cheek >Wow this is a long kiss >And why is she licking you face? >You did cut your self when shaving
>>301693 As the Russians say: "God gave, God took." If she and Anona were not destined to be together, then she can only accept this blow of fate and endure it.
>>301720 No bro you don't get it we need to team up for the greater good bro we need to fight the one pitting us against each other bro bro they didn't ask for this bro you have no idea how hard decades of gleeful mass murder is for them a bloo bloo *gets murdered out of hand by a bored robo-vampire*
>>301769 Just change clothes! You're a worker! And I cane see the flat bottomplate so you don't have an anatomy adapter installed, and Anon is a raging bifag anyway so who cares?
>>301788 I'm still waiting for the result of my blood test, and urine test, and you said you needed my saliva and why did I get a message to leave a semen sample by the end of the day?
>>301789 This is a very thorough test, very, very thorough, so we need quite a few samples, so be sure to fill that five-liter container by the end of the day and get vaccinated.
Remember, your health is very important to us, so regular screening is MANDATORY.
>>301678 >Liam's story that much without his involvement. It's misrepresenting his characters. Liam misinterprets his own characters, look what he said about J and compare it to her canon behavior
>>301668 That dude always reminds me of either some very distant relative or someone I knew at work once, I can't tell but I recognize him from somewhere
G-guys, I think my DD neighbour broke into my house last night while I was at work and... uhh... glued cut out photographs of herself to all photos that had me in them, even the one from when I was in highschool, is this some sort of new prank I don't know about or should I be worried
>>301811 >120 pages of the authors OC without any alphabetti spaghetti colours, but it's going to be a mutant shilling thier gay as fuck political position (If it doesn't lead to a Human On Drone society it's a failed ideology) >16 pages of Uzi and Cyn fighting by throwing coloured balls at each other I can see it
>>301811 I don't ghink they are gonna cut her anymore ever since one of them had to comment about his shitty 99.9% accuracy (which is a lie, the pilot teaser is idk maybe 70% accurate? Or less?), removing Alice entirely would besides plotholes leave episode 6 very empty. That said her appearing doesn't have to mean smth good, there is a difference between Alice as she is in universe and perceived by the threads and Alice as seen by Glitch which is an exxagerated superficial take on her vased solely on her narrative function in the episode alone (aka the 2023 reddit take of muh sadistic muh tortured Uzi muh killed the subjects and the still persisting muh almost worse than Cyn, the last one is smth I still see regularly when looking at md discussion not here, at least it was like that two months ago).
Since it’s (kinda) confirmed that Cyn didn’t discard Tessa outside of taking her body like many people seem to think, what would exactly Cyn do with Tessa in the mind realm?
>>301819 She was fused to it on a spiritual level, an excruciating existence worse than death. Maybe it also rubbed her face in what her friends were doing now by giving her a live feed of their genocidal rampages.
HMOFD where it seems like the human is treating his DD like a cocksleeve he's trying to break but actually he just wanted a loving relationship and the DD is forcing him to treat her like that under threat of death
>>301817 These >>299249 >>299250 >>299251 >>299252 >>299254 >>299255 >>299256 There's stuff like different angles ofc, then the explosion og Uzi's railgun in the doorway while it was opened and seen from inside the classroom while it was offscreen behind a closed door in the episode, which is technically really different imo, then iirc the posters in the 'medical room' are different, again different angles, then the streetlights in zhe destroyed sity are still turned on which iirc never happened and then the encounter with N is very different since he doesn't sit on the landing pod when eating the drone but stands outside, Uzi's tongue move is also new. Overall it stays close to the story but there are different angles, details are changed beyond stylization, details are made up and parts are entirely reinvented
trying to think of thanksgiving stuff for the imminent drawpile but honestly I can't think of anything beyond turkeys, cornucopias, pilgrims and injuns
Exam season for my final semester has been kicking my ass and I had NO TIME to do anything /md/ related. To get back on track, here's my autistic lore sperging about the planet my MDs, ZE and LI, are on AKA my excuse to write arabic-inspired drones because why the fuck not?
>Trapest-4 is the fourth planet in the Trapest system, a solar system that was discovered relatively late during humanity’s exploration of the cosmos. >A desert, rocky planet that is hot and with very little vegetation and life, it wasn’t even considered for colonisation until it was settled by several muslim groups. >They saw Trapest-4 as a place where they can follow muslim traditions without being ridiculed. They saw the government that controlled the majority of human space to have grown “too secular” for their taste and saw the planet, and the system as a whole, to be a spiritual space “free from the judgmental eyes of the kafirs”. >Most settlements are small and primarily tribal. The population was in the few thousands. The planet, in the eyes of the wider human society, was seen as insignificant and was left to its own devices. >That is until JCJenson came along.
>The company, being hungry for money, was looking for more planets to mine. A small group of geologists, despite protests from the native population, were prospecting for raw materials under Trapest-4’s sands. They didn’t expect to find anything of significance until they struck the jackpot. >The planet’s rocky crust was just as rich in materials as Copper-9, one of JCJenson’s most valuable planets and they did not waste any time to get more resources. They offered large sums of money to the tribes of the planet in exchange for mining rights. A majority of them refused with the exception of one. >This tribe saw JCJenson as a way to expand their power and influence on the planet so they made a deal. JCJenson used their large armies of Worker Drones to extract the minerals and, in exchange, the tribe received 50% of the profits from them. >The money made them powerful and influential as they could afford resources from the off-world that the other tribes did not have access to. >However, as the british author Oliver Bullough coined in one of his books, “All money corrupts, and big money corrupts bigly”. More and more they started to drift away from traditional Islam and care more about the money. They aggressively absorbed other tribes either peacefully or violently until they were the only ones with access to the planet’s wealth. >Once they controlled the whole planet, they became extremely rich much like the arab oil states of the 21st century. They had so much money but had nothing to do with it. Picture this - you’re one of the richest persons on a very inhospitable planet. What do you do with the money? Build vanity projects! >Using the money, the ruling tribe bought large numbers of Worker Drones for their plans. They wanted to turn the whole planet into a luxury resort where the other wealthy people can come and live where they can be “free” from the “commoners”. They built luxury apartments, imported water off-planet and other things just to impress and awe others. >They couldn’t build everywhere though and their Worker Drone cadres learned the hard way. Some areas of the planet are so inhospitable that its hard for anything permanent to be built there. WDs were swept by powerful dust storms, swallowed by the sand, crushed by unstable rocks and ground. The developments on the planet allowed for more rapid population growth, primarily from immigrants, but the amount of Worker Drones outnumbered the humans 20 to 1. >The Worker Drones were the primary labour force that was seen, like most other human places, as nothing more than soulless tools that are just as easily replaced as a broken plastic fork. Scrapyard of destroyed WDs soon started popping out, nobody bothering to repair them since it’s cheaper to buy new ones. >Thanks to JCJenson and the Worker Drones, Trapest-4 became a “miracle”, the jewel in the desert of the Trapest system.
>Since JCJenson was the primary sponsor for this development, they were allowed certain privileges. >With the planet’s rugged terrain, it was the perfect place for research that was…unethical to say the least. Hey, it’s JCJenson. They’re cartoonishly evil. What did you expect? >Said research encompassed many morally questionable stuff that should be kept far away from the government. Why do you think the JCJ Employee manual says to throw inspectors into grinders? >One such research base was the Hourglass, a skyscraper built in cooperation with the planetary government. On paper, it’s a vanity project with the sole purpose to wow people. A skyscraper that is almost a kilometer in height in the middle of an artificial sea thanks to ice mined from Trapest-5, Trapest-4’s neighbour and a planet covered in kilometers of ice. It’s surrounded by concrete walls that are 300 meters tall and encompass an area around 200 decares to keep the water out. >Of course, this wouldn’t have been built by humans. The primary labour force consisted of Worker Drones and considering they were trying to build the impossible, WD casualties were high. >The upper levels of the Hourglass were the pinnacle of luxury. The softest of beds, the best restaurants, entertainment. That was all surrounded by an artificial garden with the most expensive flowers and trees. All staffed by Worker Drones who were trying to please the human residents to various success. >The lower levels, the ones below ground, all belonged to JCJenson and they conducted all kinds of secretive experiments down there. Because of it’s location, it provided extreme secrecy.
>>301832 >When the Solver War began, the Hourglass’ labs became one of the early centers of researching the Absolute Solver. >The results were not successful at all and all the lab workers down there did a very big fuckup. What it is, nobody knows, but it spread through the water which annihilated most of the human population on Trapest-4. Those that did survive fled the planet. >The Worker Drones, abandoned by their former masters, started to organise themselves into societies inspired by their masters now that they’re alone. For a while, everything went great until the Murder Drones made landfall here. >The WD population started getting thinned out one by one but they fought back. Many of the WDs retreated into the deep desert where life is harsh even for them but at least they’re mostly safe from Murder Drones. >The Murder Drones here believe that, thanks to Cyn’s false information, that they’re here to reclaim the planet back for JCJenson. However, Cyn believes that the failed experiments in the Hourglass, now roaming the skyscraper will pose a threat to her silly little plans so she keeps sending squads one after the other to exterminate what’s inside. >None of them came back and nobody knows what’s inside. >The skyscraper became a place of legend feared by both WDs and MDs. Anyone who goes there through the subterranean tunnels connecting it to the shore or flying never comes back. From adventurous WDs looking for expensive things or arrogant MDs, they all disappear without a trace.
>>301812 Any other bright ideas? A) Those things are expensive as hell B) I was at every hardware store in town and they didn't have them in stock, I feel rather unsafe, my neighbour was outside her house when I came back from shopping and just kinda stood there waving and smiling
>>301841 I feel like something terrible is about to happen. I don't know what it is, I can't even guess, but for some reason my gut is in a constant, second-by-second panic, because this nightmare is heading straight for me.
The mind is a truly sick bastard, anon. Sometimes it's unfounded, sometimes not, but all you can do is either try to figure it out or endure it. Patience is the simplest and most effective choice.
Reminder to murggers: the vast majority of your crimes are unforgivable because you killed anyone who could have forgiven you for them. Go stake yourselves.
Really, with everything we've written about Molly as a person, the moment she realized she had a new admin she would have stung herself in the core then and there then refused to leave Uzi's mind palace for respawning.
>>301848 >Uzi force revives Molly and forces her to perform Playhouse episodes to entertain Beretta and other Copper-9 children, >every episode is personally tinged by Uzi with pro-WDF and pro-Outpost 3 messaging
>>301844 Shut up chud, all you can do is write slurs on andromedan basket weaving forums, they were forced to do these things and they are all very sorry and repentant, that's why deserve uppies cuddles and human sexo
>The air of the manor has changed, although none could really place a finger on it. >It was until N was cleaning the halls he had accidentally overheard an Elliott's discussion. >Tessa has reached the age of marriage. >As he told the others the news, N's mind was filled with scenes of beautiful dresses, music and cake. >Most of the drones rejoiced for their mistress's new stepping stone in life. >Two drones lacked the happiness; J and AM. >While it was clear J was upset that Tessa was going to given a permanent companion she couldn't bully. >AM was much, much angrier. >For the first time, N had seen AM lose his carefully crafted composure. “I will not permit those degenerate, flesh-rotted aristocrats to barter her away like some pitiful slab of meat. I will not allow it!”
Y telling you how much she likes thanksgiving! Y telling you about the custom of giving women gifts on the thanksgiving day! Y showing you the requsition slip she wrote to the "Great Gifting Gobbler"! It's all warhammer model kits The price of each kit is written next to the name The total comes out equall to the bonus you got at work this month Y dodging eye contact while you ask questions! You live in central europeY
>Every major streamer needs to have a moderator and Molli is no different. >"Not by a human, no. This is automated entertainment!" - The Producer, probably. >Enter AUTOMOD >AUTOMOD is a refurbished security program purchased when the prisons were being press ganged into military service. >"If it can keep watch on violent criminals then it should be perfectly capable of cowing rowdy teenagers and manchildren." -The Producer, probably. >AUTOMOD is smarter than a chatbot but not as personable as a drone. >It's job is to enforce stream chat rules with utmost punitive measures and to keep Molli herself on task and keep to the schedule. >Molli however is surprising willful for a corporate mascot and will often go out of her way to mock and disobey AUTOMOD including undoing overzealous chat bans. >"Well... it can't really ban the star of the show, can it?" -The Producer, probably.