Drones were made to be loved and hugged, not trashed, murdered, and abandoned. Remember to love your Drones, Friends. The spectacular Booru: https://dronebooru.co The impressive Wheel Of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf The wheel's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The incredible OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>297447
do you think the DD body craves meat like it does oil? I'd think at least in the early days when the solver had them ravaging the earth they'd be programmed to desire human flesh
>>298357 hey guys i'm new to this imageboard doohickey and i don't know where to post this but i found a button on the ground. i pressed it a hundred times and by far it does nothing. idk what it does.
>>298368 The pleasures of the FLESH >experiencing sexual hormones for the first time in her +20 years of life Oh joy, Imagine how she's gonna react when she gets to eye contact and spooning.
>>298382 >Y is bent over the table measuring distances between her Leman Russ and my Sonic dreadnought >Slink into the shadows like a proper alpha legionary >Flank march >Now that I'm behind her I begin my spearhead assault
>>298364 >somewhat incongruous with her cutesy image, molly always seems to be snacking on beef jerky or some other cheap, portable meat, and eats a rather large quantity of meat at every meal >she's a little ashamed of her habits, but she never goes more than a few hours without putting something on her stomach >she explained it to you once when you caught her scarfing down three whole Big Mama pickled sausages >some DDs don't fully overcome The Hunger, and if it isn't sated it can drive a drone to mindlessly prey upon the nearest flesh >Molly's never learned whether she has that defect, and if she can help it she never will
reposting >>298246 , but with a quick little green.
>Be anon >Won a lotto for a custom fridge drone >Don't remember entering a lotto but a free drone is a free drone >Its a godamn spider >Thankfully, you don't have a fear of spiders, so you adjust to the drone pretty quickly. >What you don't adjust to is all the webbing, damn shit is everywhere in your house. >Its surprisingly not difficult to clear out, but its incredibly strong and sticky. Uv flashlight cears it out good enough tho. >Still ended up getting 'caught' a few times just by brushing too close to a web or some shit. >This is how you found out the hard way your drone has a thing for bondage. >Specifically, binding (You) then fucking your balls dry WITH CONSENT >ThinK thats the worst of it. >Then one day after work, you find some big ball of webbing attached to the ceiling of your bedroom >it wiggles a little when you poke it, and your drone is incredibly protective of it, without telling you what it is >Fast forward a few weeks, you are now the proud owner of several hundred drone pillbabys >They all have spider legs >get a call from the people who did the giveaway, and up buying most of your skitter drone children back for a not small amount of money >Realized too late you just got played like a fool, but you still got a loving spider drone wife and like 3 spider drone children you can maybe handle razing. >You are so tired.
>Pavo generally detests "murdoid music" because it "encourages a culture of degeneracy and bloodshed" >He does have a guilty pleasure, though, and it's UNSOLVED WARMACHINE's Solverpunk hit "017-CENTRIFUGE" >It's a very guilty pleasure, because the song's lyrics blatantly call for DDs to start building spires again >To atone for his crimes, he went to one of their concerts and made the lead singer sign a still-leaking DD leg he'd claimed in a blood bust earlier that day >Their next album featured a song called "SEN10EL CORP53PYLE", which Pavo spent nearly an entire day giggling over >"Don't get me wrong, honey, I'd have impaled them on their own edgy instruments if any of them were actual criminals. No, they ethically source the oil they heat up and spray on the crowd during shows."
>>298436 Why can't the DD's just buy oil from the store like normal people? It tastes the same! It is the same! It's normal OIL, that is made in a factory and it's cheap! Because 90% of the population is drones and worker drones also need to change oil from time to time
>>298440 >Go to a dronemetal concert as a random human >You're not retarded so you bring high-grade earplugs, but it's still loud >You see countless weapons raised into the air, DDs cutting themselves up, some even with jagged scars on their chassis with meat growing out of them >This long-haired DD woman with messy oily hair got up in your face really intensely, you couldn't tell if she wanted you carnally or carnivorously >But she was courteous enough to lead you out of the mass when the wall of death started >You saw limbs fly during the collision
>>298384 >A drone hater wants to meet like-minded people (because he has no friends) >Decides to search for them online to avoid attracting the attention of the authorities (and because he's lazy ass) >Found some obscure imageboard, where he discovered a board called "Human Supremacy." >Amazed by the number of active users, the little Federation supporter joins the first thread >Yes, just as he dreamed >Everyone is discussing how much better humans are than drones, how much more beautiful they are, how much smarter they are, how much more resourceful they are, and how much sexier their feets are... >Okay, everyone has their quirks, who is he to judge people for their fetishes? >And so the defender of the human race decides to write his first post and introduce himself to the new internet world >No. 29867554384 Anonymous: "Drones are a cancer on our world. These bastards swoop down like locusts and begin devouring everything within their reach, leaving only destruction and decay in their wake. As a free man, I am disgusted by what humanity has degenerated into. We must repel the invaders and reclaim the universe that belongs to us!" >After writing a post in the thread, the proud newfag slumped in his chair, awaiting words of solidarity from his new comrades >When he decided enough time had passed, he hit refresh >Wow, so many replies! >No. 29867554386 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 Show flesh or get lost!" >No. 29867554387 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 Wow, I even believed you were actually humy at first. Anon, want to roleplay?" >No. 29867554389 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 YES! Humies should own drones again and dress us up as maids!" >No. 29867554391 Anonymous: ">>29867554387 No one will participate in your faggot RP, Nut, shut the fuck up." >No. 29867554396 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 Show flesh or get lost!" >No. 29867554410 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 TFW you've been hauling bricks at a construction site for over ten years." >No. 29867554437 Anonymous: ">>29867554389 To fuck?" >No. 29867554456 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 This reminded me of one of my coworkers. He was a veteran and a total asshole: always kicking, never giving up seat, taking the last donut from the cafeteria, never helping with work, never wishing me a happy holiday, constantly making racist jokes, but damn, I wanted to fuck him so bad. I was going to follow him home and fuck him after work, but then I discovered some blue slut had taken him for herself! I cried like a beaten bitch." >No. 29867554483 Anonymous: ">>29867554456 LOL, another yellow slut has been put down by Sentinel. Know your place, trash." >No. 29867554521 Anonymous: ">>29867554437 Of course, to fuck. Why else would humy dress a drone up as a maid? >No. 29867554555 Footanon: ">>29867554384 SHOW YOUR FEET!" >The more the little newfag read, the more the terror in his heart grew >This wasn't a board about human superiority over drones, but a board about human dominance over drones >And here there are only drones >No. 2986755112 Anonymous: ">>29867554384 I tracked him by IP!"
Post YFW your drone wife/husband tells you to start wearing a burka in public so no other drone can look at your flesh without thier express permission
>>298439 The answer is the same as the answer to the question of why they go to underground bars where they drink the blood of kidnapped people: a taste of the old days.
>>298459 >drink the blood of kidnapped people Don't understand that as well, my DD wife would only ever drink my blood, her embrace is sensual and she says it's very emotional for her, I can't imagien drinking the blood of some random person as anything more than soulcrushing and awkward
>>298461 Oh come on, they don't need that much blood, they don't need blood in general they need oil, blood is a luxury, and she can control herself and only drink a little while giving me her love bites
>>298460 The devil knows these sick toasters. I don't know about other planets, but here on the news every day they report on the police destroying yet another illegal blood bar. If this happens every day, imagine how many more have gone undetected, and how many more guys are being enslaved like cattle.
Sometimes I just dream of waking up and finding out that all the drones are gone, just once and for all.
>>298468 >Be you. >You were planning to marry a sentinel drone who use to be a dissasembly drone war veteran. >Your father doesn't approve of it after losing his leg and his wife during the war. >He insult all drones and put all the blame on them collectively. >You try defending and protesting but your arguments fall on deaf ears. >Your drone wife came with a devious lie. >She tell him her mom is Ivory. >"Son, when's the marriage?"
>>298477 Tho Maya wouldn’t exist contemporary with liquidators, she was intended to be a spare body for Cyn, but she never became a host for the solver, awaking as Uzi became the new prime host. You could say she’s Cyn’s accident daughter in the same way Arrow is (one of) Uzis accident daughters.
>>298479 It's just funny to me to imagine a guy who was planning to bring hell and Israel to everything with more than two legs meeting a solver sapien who invites him to collaborate on desecrating God's plan.
>>298480 Would probably make for a good horror green rather than a horny one, if she was awake and walking at the same time as the war was going on it’d be because she was inhabited by Cyn. Her body can do all the things Cynwalker could, if it was inhabited by the solvers consciousness. Could also lead to some interesting shenanigans if she was ever put into proximity with characters like Uzi or Beretta who’re actively hosting the solver still.
>>298501 It did actually for basically forever, it was the only result for a Murder Drones booru now for some odd reason it just tries to link me to a shitty danbooru
>Telling edgY that you will take her to a metal concert >It's actually power metal >And it's the normie kind (Powerwolf, Wind Rose, Gloryhammer) >She thought there would be her super obscure underground trash metal band that she found out about a week ago Hope this snaps her out of the edgy phase faster, her dark eldar list is even worse than conscript spam
>>298495 People get a lot of stuff about the Solver wrong to the point that I don't think the guys at Glitch aside from Liam and some of the show staff actually know what it is either
>>298507 This is true, GlitchInn articles fuck up massively at times, the Lerdwichagaul's knowledge of the shows lore and even characters is surprisingly shallow considering this show was their first success (and arguably created the base prominence needed for the TADC success)
>Murder Drones S2 starts with a mysterious old Drone fighting an unseen force >The Drone puts up a good fight but ultimately perishes >It's revealed at the end of the episode that the Drone was Uzi Would you stop watching
>>298510 >N is present in the show, but he's covered in rust and bound to a chair >His memories are jumbled and he barely remembers Uzi, but is clearly stuck in a deep never ending depression
>>298512 >V is still around, but she's a complete mess >Her clothes are dirty, her hair is dirty >Her personality has worsened due to her living in isolation in the old mining tunnels of the long abandoned Outpost Fuck I just made Alice
How long a Drone's memories can hold on before they have to delete some of them, how long until the service life of their drive is coming to an end, and inevitable corruption in its memory starts.. How long until that Disassembly Drone you loved turns animalistic because it can't remember *you*, how long until you need to put it down, just for the last seconds of its life to remember you, and ask for forgiveness for what they did.. How long?
>>298515 Seeing what we did with N in the pilot, it seems that head trauma or it being destroyed does actually mess with their memories and abilities to recognize things, so that could possibly excelerate a process that is most likely to take maybe 80000000 years? I'm unsure if their Solver origins give them an even better storage than Worker Drones would have considering the whole being powered by a literal miniature black hole thingy
>>298516 >>298517 It was supposed just to be a kinda sad throw away idea, but yeah, being "realistic" it would probably like thousands of years at a minimum.
Fucked-Up and Evil Ver Of OC >John A failed engineering student that loves robots and wants to be their friends, is actually a master of disguise and not a master of smearing oil on ones face and hoping for the best >Jane A brave and valiant scientist that perished during the Solver invasion >MG A charitable soul that will do anything to help those in need and the act of lying would kill him >Beretta Fantasy nerd/weeb that thinks Konosuba is the best thing in existence she never watched it isn't in the least bit interested in humans let alone would ever be friends with one >Eye A straight man >Negev A very quiet and boring lady that lives a relatively peaceful life yet still sociable, and of course like a normal Drone she doesn't believe in silly things like ghosts or that her mother is a literal monster >Mac A very loud and annoying creature that revels in getting attention from doing the most vile of things or joking about it, women don't even glance at this repugnant critter >Buddy A good-two-shoes sweatervest wearing civilain that perished horribly in the Solver invasion >Bunny A very chaste woman, lives in a nice apartment and takes care of herself >Masque A lumbering giant that lacks the ability to feel love >Smilefriend I don't even count this as OC personally A dick
>>298509 Glitch is a commercial company that only cares about money, when MD stops bringing in any income, they will completely stop caring about it, just like they don't care about the Meta Runner.
>>298515 At least five hundred years, plus she can archive certain memories and just delete the rest, so yes, 500 years is just the limit, but overall, I doubt she'll need that much time: most likely, she'll shoot herself after I die.
>>298554 >>298554 The drone wrapping their arms and legs around you like a baby koala with it's mother, if you want to be extra comfy and your drone is a DD: covering you up with thier wings as well
>>298509 I'm probably going to unsubscribe from Glitch Inn soon, as there isn't really anything interesting Murder Drones-wise anymore and it's just "look at these 3D models".
>>298495 The people that believe that J could easily "not be a lil' bitch" and easily resist the Solver after being tortured by it for months on end pisses me off to no end.
>>298560 >The people that believe that J could easily "not be a lil' bitch" Yes, exactly! She needs someone to help her cope and that someone will be (you)
>>298561 Who is we? Go outside and leave the threads for a day, they aren't there to give you 24/7 stimulation, boredom is a non issue if you have dronetism, you need a break and recharge, you are probably burn out or bored.
>>298525 >>298528 >the rebar is just a few degrees closer, resulting in V's core being impaled >before her soul can be recalled to Vore Satan's mind palace torture dimension for naughty girls and be rape corrected again, V's soul-singularity-thing dashes into Lizzy and merges into her, resulting in Lizzy now having V camping out in her mind palace >while Lizzy and Uzi are trying to process what just happened, N has a 9S screaming meltdown and we get a sweet freaking Doll versus N fight that Uzi (and Lizzy, while staying on the sidelines away from the two vampires trying to kill each other) is desperately trying to break up >N eventually gets the upper hand on Doll, but instead of going for the kill he takes his time with her, gloating that she isn't the first witch he killed and she's gonna die screaming just like that purple eyed toaster >Uzi's shock at this loudly reminds N that she's there >N realizes he just confessed to killing the mother of his first real friend, and emotionally shuts down from a crushing load of shame and fear and regret (mostly shame), leaving a badly wounded Doll free to teleport out >Lizzy, overwhelmed by all the bad vibes (especially from V, who's in a glass case of emotion right now), is just as overwhelmed >Uzi's eldritch 3D modeling tools kick in, as she discovers when she uses telekinesis for the first time >episode ends at Doll's place: Doll's snoot down in that pot of oil getting some badly needed sip, when a knock is at her door; she invites in whoever, now back in peak condition (physically anyway) but too done with everything to care who's knocking, when a scared Uzi comes in leading a dazed Lizzy and an even more dazed (and looking like he's about to cry) N in by the hand
Yeah, this one episode 7 prediction comic of N completely losing his shit over V's death and accidentally admitting he killed Nori while he's torturing Doll had a strong impact on me. I think it was N's pre-"Oh fuck, Uzi just heard me" breakdown sobbing over V.
>>298579 Considering the artist isn't from here I'm guessing that's supposed to be a "Thad is a pooner, that's my headcanon and My Truth and I will treat it like an objective fact and start screaming bloody murder if you go against it" piece.
>>298582 Fun OC Fact: If Beretta was the protagonist of a hypothetical season 2, she'd have similar acrobatic feats as Uzi and Kim Possible because of joining the cheer squad.
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>AM is the only thing Cyn has seen on Earth that is actually similar to her. >She starts to refer to him as "Little Brother"(Also because it pisses him off) >It was not expected that she began to actually treat him as one. >Treating his crashouts as "Tantrums" >Mocking him for playing with his "toys" in such a gentle manner. >Letting him have a "turn" in the destruction.
>>298531 Doing my own too: >Valentine A charitable woman. >Pidge Disgusted by vomits and she isn't horny >Asenath Everyone spell her name correctly >AM A being filled with so much Love >Fugue Nothing change
Mylo working a desk job at an office! Mylo not getting molested by h*mans! Mylo enjoying his time with his drone co-workers! Mylo asking out the WD J secretary! Mylo dating her! Mylo and her clanging! Mylo and her starting a family! Mylo!
>>298663 That's redundant, they'll be the silliest creatures this side of the cuadrant. >>298669 A 17 joblin clown caravan. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
>>298463 >Salonanon >simultaneously dealing with the most clingy & most mentally 'unique' of the sentinel drones: Avre Dident she already drink his blood once?
>>298662 >Murder Drones but Liam blows the budget on the first two episodes. >Episode 3 production gets cancelled and is released as a storyboard instead >Episode 4 was done as a quick emergency by Glitch, made by a popular Youtuber on the cheap instead of Liam. >All other episodes get cancelled. >The story has to be resolved multiple times through several music videos.
>>298675 you've had this argument a dozen times and not once have you definitively proven your stance. maybe take your head out of your ass and realize your interpretation isn't superior to anyone else's
>>298683 The song is GOATed as ever, and still feels like a song for a version of MD way more goffik than the one we got. The Tessa acknowledgement is gravy and honestly should have been more of the video than the Absolute Solver vibing was.
>>298684 Same reason Freddy Krueger murdering (and implicitly diddling beforehand) children doesn't get much play: it makes the marketable villain harder to market (and for Liam to goon to, in this case).
>>298664 I changed them from the initial design that had them with white sclera 'cause I thought that they were a bit too human. I figured if she was originally meant to be a spare Cyn body I should carry over something more from Cynwalker so I kept the eyes.
Man, I watched AJ's music video and I have post episode 8 depression again. Well time to try to cheer myself up >Waking up next to Y >Try to sneak out to make her breakfast again >Oh oh you can't move >You are tied to the bed >Y was pretending to sleep >Y turns to you with a <3 on her screen and a drooling smile >This morning is going to be fun I still feel empty.... Huh....
>>298751 Anon, if you're not 50 years old, then you'll definitely live to see the day when they create really good humanoid robots, just live long enough.
>>298766 That may be true, but what if they are just mindless automata, or worse yet "AI" (Actually Indians), or perhaps even a glowie spybots, not to mention that they will mostly make skin jobs to appeal to the masses
>Pavo always smiles with a closed mouth in polite company >He doesn't like the way his canines make him look, calling it "undignified" >It's a different story out in the field, but most staff on the base have never seen his full smile >Techanon couldn't be reached for comment about how much of Pavo's teeth he's seen, as he immediately started venting about "seeing entirely too much of that fucking drone" because "he got all his suits dirty yet again and is lounging around my room in the nude"
Alright nevermind I feel better, learning to sublimate fear and melancholy with anger really is a part of being a well adjusted adult, Machine God I hate the plebeians so much
>>298772 Anon, Google the progress humanity has made in developing quantum computers. We're literally on the verge of creating truly useful quantum computers. Do you know what that means? It means calculating the properties of matter at the ATOMIC level. We'll be able to invent materials that will allow us to transcend the limits we've reached today. Superconductors will become not just a theory, but a reality!
>>298784 And this brother has started to partake in the use of hopeium! Truly a dark day. But really, I know we are making progress but I'm much more sceptical when it comes to it not stagnating in the near future, you know the rich get what they need to implement whatever system they need to get a bit richer and decide they no longer need progress
>>298788 As long as there is competition, progress will continue. A unipolar world united all of humanity, but a multipolar world will allow for competition between several centers of power!
Anon, actually, Google humanity's progress in quantum technologies. If you're disappointed with neural networks, believe me, there's no way to misuse this technology.
>>298794 I don't know, but Alfred Nobel didn't know his invention would be used for something else than clearing rock, we are inginieus we will find a way. And actuall going to your example of calculating the properties of matter : why not a synthetic plague?
>>298798 Why use quantum computers for this? Biological technologies already allow us to create diseases of all sorts, with all sorts of colors and killing methods, and do it incredibly cheaply and even very easily, as the technologies have been proven for decades. Anything can be used to kill another person, even a damn citrus fruit, but that doesn't mean we should stop growing them.
>>298800 >invents vegemite and worker drones, which subsequently destroys the planet and every other planet with human habitation This is simply Australia paying their penance
>>298801 Well yes, I agree we should progress as much as we can, but what I'm saying is that every technology has potential to be "misused" though I admit this word isn't exactly right to use, dynamites purpose is to explode, it's only misused if one squanders the energy of this explosion
>>298802 >>298803 >Tessa's despair turns to rage after 100+ hours of nothing but Nightcore >She wrestles control from Cyn who is in a weakened state "Oi you purple sob, can you not think about this screeching high pitched cacophony for five minutes!? I'm trying to suffer in bloody purgatory here!" >Then she realizes she's free (at least compared to her wack ass snowy oubliette) >N gets mlemed by the Tailssa
>>298804 Well, yes, I also realized I sounded a bit like an idiot, because I talked about quantum technologies as if they were completely safe, but yes, they can definitely be used for bad things.
As I said, quantum technologies are developing quite rapidly now. Initially, I was betting on humanoid robots, but now I think the quantum computing boom will happen around 2029 +/- 2 years, and then a couple of years after that, the humanoid robot boom will happen.
>>298813 There is always need to allow extra time when it comes to forecasts, plus the technology needs to be ready for use; it’s not enough to just create it, you also need to map it.
>>298822 >Doll in the tv "блядь, он полный" >Tessa has to wait her turn while Doll takes her sweet time manifesting >She haunts Uzi's speaker to spite her >The night core is replaced by an aggressive didgeridoo
>>298842 Mylo experiencing clown logic of a mime variety Such as being tied to an invisible chair with invisible rope as (M)ime strokes him off while wordlessly staring into his visor with no discernable expression with the exception of mild contempt
>>298842 NTA >Mime doing the wanking gesture and Mylo doubling over, grabbing his crotch and blushing >Blowjob gesture (with tongue bulging cheek) gets him on his knees, a hand up >The sex gesture, the one where you poke a finger through a loop, has Mylo thrusting involuntarily and panting
>>298849 >Last time someone fucked with me, I core collapsed his entire area code. >The zaza will have you thinking a Sentinel hit you, this shit'll straight bootloop your ass. >Dropped my pants and her face flashed a prior threat warning. >I'm Serial Designation HIM. >When I was done with the opps, shit looked like Cabin Fever.
>a group of drones in the outpost set up a Ouija board >Minutes into the sessions a visitor appears >One drone asks "Oh what do you want guest from beyond the pale?" >The ghost responds >V I C T O R I A B I T T E R >After a while there is activity again, different this time, somewhat familiar > A N D K V A S S
>>298814 >Uzi finally manages to find & make contact with Tessa from within The Solver's assimilated mind palace >Upon learning that this isn't yet another one of Cyn's tricks, Tessa wastes no time at begging Uzi to end her tortured existence >Since she doesn't actually know how to do that (yet), Uzi instead tries her best to improve the conditions of Tessa's "assimilation"
>In spite of Uzi's best efforts, Tessa still wants nothing more than to finally put her own soul to rest >Because Cyn is actively making the act of simply 'deleting' Tessa a needlessly complicated & difficult process, Uzi is forced to explore more unorthodox methods >The experiment that comes closest to working involved transferring Tessa into a 'temporary' body of Solverfied flesh, effectively de-coupling the human from the assimilated mind palace & (theoretically) ensuring her soul will 'naturally' part upon death
>Now, Tessa the Solver Sapien must decide for herself whether to just go through with ending it all now or whether to try giving life one more go at it and save the dying for later
>>298863 I don't like this new Tessa stuff feel like it really cements the fact that none of the main characters actually died or suffered. Sure you could argue suffering for Tessa but like still
>>298856 Started lurking around thread 4 I think, started posting around thread 11. I've been a fan of Liam since before there were serialized Murder Drones threads on 4chan tho, I've been following him since at least when the first episode of Internecion Cube dropped back in 2020-ish.
>>298869 Look I just feel like death is more terrifying that the idea of infinite suffering because with the infinite suffering path there is a chance for it to end and for the character to somehow by any asspull means reunite with the main cast. Dearh however destroys that hope entirely and makes the loss more apparent narratively
>>298879 >Pic Is that a sad drone? I cannot allow that, time for jobber happiness welfare >Find J laying in a dark alleyway, disheveled, dirty, in a puddle of cheap oil booze and her own vomit, on the verge of shutting down >Carry her to your home >Clean her chassis >Look up drone repair tutorials and fix up whatever you can while she's still wasted >Help her with the hangover the next day >Tell J she can stay at your place for now >Take J to a drone technician so she can function properly >Listen to J while she cries her screen out into your shoulder and try to cheer her up >Help J overcome bad habits >Be there for J every night when the nightmares haunt her >Become close with J >J becomes your secretary even if you don't need one you don't have the heart to tell her >Marry J >Have children with J >Live happily ever after with J
I had a dream where the souls of Cyn’s victims were placed in these flower like orbs that were attached to strings and when they were cut they were freed.
Sorry for the autism, but I thought it was a cool concept
>>298895 >that's what Uzi is doing in her mind palace >out in the physical world, Uzi is on the ground having a seizure as she pukes a torrent of untold billions of souls into the night sky, forming a beam of light visible for miles around
You do realize you'll have to learn Russian for her, anon? Or maybe another Adidas language, like Belarusian or Polish, but it's still a serious challenge.
>>298856 I forgot to post this a couple of days ago but I first truly got into murder drones November 12 2023, I actually watched the pilot first I think around October 28 2023 because tadc just came out and I noticed the other shows glitch has, I watched the MD pilot and I almost instantly knew I found my new hyperfixation
Friend of mine who I spread dronetism to when I said FOREVER feels like it's from a different version of MD: >It feels like a song that came right out of some late 80s to early 2000s cult classic movie with a huge goth fanbase.
>>298909 >Polak Doll God that would make me die from bueno, btw the polish dub of the show is terrible, all the voice actors sound like they would rather be doing anything else but voice their character
>>298856 I used to drawfag for the TADC threads back when they just started. And after glitch X I watched MD and found out there was MD related threads and well... here i am now
>>298917 Yeah, I was watching it with my friends and gave up after 2 minutes the way pol Uzi says worker drones (work robots in polish which is a shit translation) is very grading
anon worried someone stalked him back to his apartment and is watching him, not realizing his stalker IS the apartment complex– or at least the drone hooked into all of its systems
>>298925 Jobber, big loser, I don't really enjoy her as a character tbh. And a good bunch of the fans are obnoxious AF (outside these forums) Idk, she just seems the perfect type to draw her getting humiliated and humbled.
>>298926 Ah I see, well you know what they say to each their own. I personally love J partly because of her jobber status, however you aren't wrong about some of her fans being obnoxious, outside of here at least.
Male J instantly became my favorite character when I first found out about him, he seems really cool imo and I would love to talk to and be friends with him lol
I'm tired, I'm cold, the tips of my fingers are a light hue of purple and I don't have a Y Kraut stay at home wife to cuddle with but at least I cant get back to writing greens and posting on /MD/ with frens, by the by how was your day ?
>>298918 I'm horrified to hear that, fellow Pole. Have you tried finding third-party dubbing channels? Even though the Russian dubbing is damn good, we still have a couple of channels that created their own dubbing for episodes, and they were only slightly worse than the official dubbing. I think you can find at least one of those.
>>298856 I've known about MD for years as just some SMG4 bueno that wasn't for me. Then about 2 months ago my friend was on a Glitch bender and told me MD was good, so I bit the bullet and binged the entire series in a night. Funny how that works out.
>>298932 A whole bunch of stupid classes at the university and the beginning of the adventure of a new George Not_yet_a_droid(the previous one died from an encounter with a Mi-Go).
>>298957 I'm gonna be honest, I don't want to watch the show in polish, we started with the dub only because one of my friends is a dirty monolingustic retard who couldn't even introduce himself in english if he had the words written on a piece of paper in front of him, I really like the original voice cast and wouldn't change anything about it Except maybe Khan doing the markilpier voice, that would be funny
>>298981 Well, I locked myself in my room at the tender age of 8 and started interacting exculsivley with american/british media/games/whatever, so yes my knowledge of english is rather good, but I'm actually bad at my mother tongue because of how little I use it
>>299024 >fear That's mania, like Alice's eyes. Mr. Intern, you are about to get leglocked with the noodly legs of, and your crotch awkwardly slammed into the bottom plate of, an autistic goblin cougar who's a 4'something" ASIMO-looking robot in an e-girl wig. She will be excitedly telling you about her favorite anime and nightcore remixes as the two of you "have sex".
>>299014 He's the nicest guy you could ever find among sentinels, and he has the most amazing ass, too. The scientific team is still trying to determine the connection between these two facts.
>>299053 >homehusband >go burn out Solver's abomination in the name of humanity kinda hard to do such thing while in a house, dumbass, the only thing your doing is maintain your own house while your robo wife is away, because it’s her job to keep the house tidy in the first place, not you, imagine getting a robo wife, only to rarely see her, staying at home, couldn’t be me
So, I need children to look after while my wife works. I'll happily raise a new generation of sentinel drones who will protect humanity just like their mother!
>Strawberry is a Hivemind zombie drone resurrected by a parasite. >It can change any part of her body without the need of anatomy adapter. >You were drunk and tired after all the entertainment and bunch of drones in bunnysuits dancing poles in a drone strip club. >One strange drone never participated but always lurking in the shadows...watching. >You try following her, the smell felt off but you didn't mind. >After a month of visiting the same strip club. You feel incredibly drained like something has drained your energy. >Before you pass out, you saw that bunnysuit drone changing to the pink hair one. >Winking at you. Turn out the strip was spore hallucinations, and the performers were Berry's hivemind clones.
>>299060 here I thought a robo fucker knows how biology works, those children look more deformed than the solver’s own creations >raise a new generation of sentinel drones who will protect humanity just like their mother because you couldn’t do it yourself, having a automaton do it for you, predictable of you, hiding away like a coward
How would YOU, yes, you anon, try to hit on a sentinel drone? You need to understand that you're aiming for a long-term relationship, not a quickie, so a human face and a soft body won't be enough.
>>299066 i don’t think i would be able to keep composure talking to one. my bjoner would start spinning around and i’ll end up getting decapitated by the ceiling fan after i fly into it
>>299064 Well, damn, excuse me, I'm not my uncle Jev, who jumped with a chain of twenty grenades into the mouth of a giant, skyscraper-sized beast and blew it to hell. I'm only human, after all, so I'll happy to sitting with at least five blue pillbabies that will burn such creatures for breakfast in the future.
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>>299065 A shard of the Solver. It's grown an organic body around its original core and delights in learning about new bodyplans and features. It's obsessed with finding perfection in its form, modifying it in hopes of sating its own delusions of grandeur. It fills a similar narrative role to my other OC, Alpha, as Alice did to Uzi.
>>299071 Glowienon, you don't need to make up shit about your totally real VSOTF uncle anymore. The Absolute Solver's gone, they declassified the War Information Office files about the Ghost of Kyiv Initiative. Everyone knows the VSOTF was one of the propaganda ops the WIO made up out of whole cloth now.
>>299082 What VSOTF, you idiot? The war's been over for twenty years now, those guys ran off to who knows where. My uncle was a liquidator and sacrificed himself because of the bastards in the government who decided to ignore pleas to wipe out the entire infestation with an orbital strike and allowed a miniature Solver War to break out. They even showed a report from our planet on all-Union television; he even gave them an interview five hours before the crash.
>>299092 has uzi cared about anyone else that wasn’t, V, N, khan and nori? no? then there’s your answer, the so called ‘hero’ of this story doesn’t care for anyone
>>299092 Obviously Uzi would care if she learned that Tessa was still 'alive' and trapped inside Cyn's cloud storage. A better question would be what Uzi would do about it after making the discovery
>>299102 no no, that's an amputee fetish. an amputate fetish is that one chick who got off to the idea of intentionally destroying her hands in a planned accident to replace them with hooks
>Be Y boyfriend Anon >You live on a slightly shitty planet in the outer rims of civilised space >No feds or unionists >But the political climate is kinda hot with many factions on the planet >Still life is good, the taxes are low and you and Y are happy >Then suddenly >War happens >Apparently all the local warlords have gotten idea that they specifically should be top dog at the same time >You understand that discretion is the better part of valor and have already made preperations to escape to Union space with Y >Sure the taxes are higher and you'll need to have kids before you're ready but you'll be safe >While you're packing your and Y's bags she returns home >She waves some papers in your face >Signed enlistment papers >For you and her >WHAT! >Turns out Y decided to sign you up for your local warlords militia >She says to not worry about it, she has a plan >Fast forward a week later and you're both out of boot camp and on you first deployemnt >You march in a column, Y right next to you, pouting >Her plan was to join the army, become an officer and gain herself some glory while you would act as her officers mattress >Her "expiriance" (playing wargames and rts video games) didn't quite cut it >As such you both have the rank of private >The first battle didn't go well >You got shelled >Shelled hard >Shelled with napalm >Citing Y “Zis is bullshit! Ze artillery can’t fire until turn 2!” >You are both hiding in a foxhole you hastily dug while Y was flipfloping between panicking and shouting insults >The shelling lasted for an entire day >It is now night >You are cuddling with Y in the fox hole >She's fast asleep >You caress her hair >Right, first thing tommorow is you two ditch the uniforms, go back to your home and grab your things if they weren't looted yet and try to get the hell out of dodge >Hopefully there are still some smugler ships around >Hell, you'll even take a Union humanitarian one, even if you'll have to sign an agreement to have two children in the next 18 months
>>299124 >take a Union humanitarian one, even if you'll have to sign an agreem- unfortunately that’s not war works, given (you) only play cod, union humanitarian already know about anyone who enlisted, sending anyone who ditched the war, back as punishment for a being traitor, or execution
>tammy tries to grab your cock with her right arm >tfw no right arm >she laughs it off before grabbing your cock with her less dominate by remaining left arm >penis decimated
>>299129 Well, it's a private army of a warlord operating on a singular planet, Anon can make the argument that he and Y were pressed to enlist under threath of death and the Union guys wouldn't really have any way to prove otheriwse
>>298856 I'd seen the thumbnail for the pilot on Youtube in casual passing before, but the first time I really 'learned' about Murder Drones was maybe a couple weeks after Episode 4 came out (May 2023). It went something like this >Saw 'Murder Drones' trending on Twitter >"Huh, wonder what that means?" >Checked it out to discover a cartoon seemingly about cute robots killing each other >Looked at a couple of retweeted out-of-context clips, with the scene of Uzi & N's aerial 'heart-to-heart' being the one that convinced me to give the show a proper watch >Went on 4chan to do what I normally do: Lurk the threads and occasionally chime in with theoryposting >The rest is history
>>299131 Y literally put, in her words and accent, how she was determined to fight the solver, guess all that hype came back to bite her in her shiny metal ass
>>299134 >>299134 Turns out war isn't so fun when you're the boots on the ground grunt and the enemy isn't just unarmed workers and fires at you with heavy weaponry
>>299145 Every time steaks disappoints me I simply make a new pocketsteaks and another and another and I make them all fight to the death to see which one will be the new pocket steaks and repeat that process until I get the best least disappointing pocket steaks
>>299156 We should respect what we have. She’s perfect how she is. >squeezing Fodderis itty bitty drone tits while she recites JCJ advertisements on drone model quality (now 99% more suitable for squeezing)
>>299124 >Be anon, a hater of drones and the Union >You live on a fringe planet, where the Union's power is negligible, but there's no absolute anarchy either >You're an oppositionist, not a suicide >You live a quiet life, without the need to marry a drone and create vile offspring in the form of other drones >If only you didn't have to pay taxes to local "deputies" for security from feral DDs and other "deputies," it would be absolutely wonderful >But hey, they still take less than the Union >But the whole idyll ends when someone at the top decides to declare independence from the Union, not only in fact but also formally >Who would have thought that a civil war could break out over the position of ruler of the planet, especially in a world where half the population has a gun, and the other half has two? > So you, too, hadn't thought to prepare for a major skirmish, but the guards had already bundled you into a bus and whisked you off to boot camp >A little training, preparation, and beatings later, and you're a proud new private in the Grand Federation Liberation Army >It's not that you don't want to fight for the Federation, but you clearly prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, on the extranet, rather than under a hail of bullets >Your first battle didn't go so well. >If, of course, the sight of an entire company turning into fireworks can even be called "so-so." >You drop everything and run as fast as you can in the general direction all the refugees are heading >That is, away from the explosions >You learn from other refugees about Union rescue ships ready to rescue anyone from this hell. >You reach the ship, ready to finally get the hell out of here. You're already anticipating the taste of freedom >"Wait, sir." >A disassembly drone in a red cross apron stops you at the ramp >"Our priority is children and their parents: they're the most vulnerable group, and space is limited." >But you've been a lifelong bachelor, so you don't have children, which you point out to the drone >"That's a problem. We can't take you, sir." >The terror in your heart from these words made you beg to be let in >"Well, there's a way, just sign this, sir." >The drone hands you a piece of paper and a pen she pulled from her back, but you're unfazed and read the text >*MARRIAGE ACT* >You look up at the drone >She smiles >You look at the contract. >Then back at the drone >Then back at the contract >And again at the drone >.... >The ship leaves the upper atmosphere and completely leaves the war-torn world >You sat in one of the many passenger seats with other refugees, and your new drone wife was pressed against your right arm >You were completely devastated, both inside and out, because the Union had fucked you as roughly as they could possibly do to you >Next to you sat a similarly poor fellow, in a different uniform, but the drone in the strange hat next to suggested that he had been brutally screwed too >You decided to cheer up your fellow sufferer >"Tough day, huh?" >He turned to you, and now you saw bite marks on his neck >"Not at all."
Man, thinking about how originally the source of the AS's ability to influence drones was going to be their "oil" turning out to be a mysterious eldritch substance makes disappointed there isn't more MD/Bloodborne mashup art.
>>299186 So, same as the show we got, but slower paced so you aren't zipped along to the next plot beat before you can finish processing the Whedonshit you just heard?
>>299188 nah, I didn’t, the reason why made they meggy human in the first place, because they couldn’t profit of splatoon, or face a law suit from nintendo
Every single pocketsteaks OC: >She's a human >And she's a lesbian >During the Solver War >And she's a lesbian >And she has a funny accent >And she's a lesbian >And she turns into a mutant with animal parts >And she's a lesbian
>>299199 Her smug aura makes anon lose their mind I don’t understand it, should be in her power set that her mere presence makes people go nuts and become irrational. Solver mematic gift
I want a drone-centric solver war story. Nothin’ less. Do anything you want with it. Horror, comedy, thinly veiled ugly bastard rapery with mutants, whatever. Just make it GOOD.
>>299208 Problem with the ugly bastard bit is that all male drones as of today are bishonens. >>299204 There's two girls on screen, so they're obviously shell smashing when we're not looking! Or that's what that weirdo that hates yuri must be thinking.
>>299215 >Or that's what that weirdo that hates yuri must be thinking. Don't play dumb. All any of you ever talk about with regards to Pocketslops OCs is yuri.
>>299233 Read the last two trash threads on desuarchive, basically he wanted to "become a thread villain" and acted like a massive faggot even unironicaly playing the pillar of the community card when people hated his behaviour
>>299228 this >>299240 OCs are considered sucesfull if they get any reaction, nobody else behaves like this and it is kind of obnoxious and seems attentionstarved
>>299242 Better than all the innocent drones she frantically killed and devoured. >>299240 And here I thought I was the only one that wanted more of them.
>>298879 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place. >Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up. >Ask her if she's ok. >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs. >Ask if she needs a ride home. >Tell her to take care.