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No.299278
MURDER DRONES ~(#300)~Anonymous
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FRIENDS, WE HAVE ARRIVED TO ANOTHER MILESTONE.
It has been around 1 year and 5 months since we've been here, and we have reached 300 Threads! We have gone through Halloween, Christmas, New Year and more! Let's hope we have many more Threads for the future! Say a few nice things now that we have 300 THREADS OF US TALKING ABOUT DRONES, WOOOOH!
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The EXTRAORDINARY OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>298357
No.299280
Anonymous
>>299278
mouldy hair looking drone
No.299281
Anonymous
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Reposting
No.299283
Anonymous
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Retard didn't check the post numbers and have to repost the new stuff
No.299284
Anonymous
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More Fodderi cuteness please
No.299285
Anonymous
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>>299283
No.299286
Anonymous
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>>299285
No.299287
Anonymous
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>>299286
No.299288
Anonymous
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>>299287
No.299289
Anonymous
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>>299288
No.299290
Anonymous
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>>299281
Nori in a new body that's identical to her original body but has wolf ears and a wolf tail
No.299291
Anonymous
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>>299289
No.299292
Anonymous
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>>299291
and done
No.299293
Anonymous
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>>299278
> 300 threads
Damn
No.299294
Anonymous
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>>299293
shame we're hitting 300 now right as schizo threadshitting returns to plus
No.299295
Anonymous
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>>299260
Hngh why is it so voluminous compared to the show...tf is that pose...fuck...God I need dronetongue, but not the comic, comic Alice will cause a crashout
>>299276
>>299281
Draw Uzi plucking the ball from her fabrichat and peeling it like an orange before consumption ensues thereafter
No.299296
Anonymous
>>299293
So many threads about drones!
No.299298
Anonymous
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*licks this thread too*
No.299299
Anonymous
>>299294
Just ignore it bro
No.299300
Anonymous
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>>299195
If Pocketsteaks made a show, it would just be M*A*S*H but composed entirely of lesbians.
No.299301
Anonymous
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>>299286
>>299287
>>299288
>>299289
>>299291
>>299292
the art is adequate, not especially interesting. anyone else feel like the flow from one panel to the next is weird? I don't know how to put it but the pace feels rushed, choppy. like the artist isn't doing a good job of setting and maintaining a scene
No.299302
Anonymous
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>>299298
This but witha drone
No.299303
Anonymous
>>299302
I kinda wanna do it with Cyn/ Aboslute Cyn but I'm horrible with blender and SFM
No.299304
Anonymous
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
No.299305
Anonymous
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>>299300
Lesbian furries.
No.299306
Anonymous
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>>299278
Almost 15000 Posts on the Booru too, that's a ton of content for such a niche community
No.299307
Anonymous
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No.299308
Anonymous
>>299301
It has to squeeze eight episodes into six issues.
No.299309
Anonymous
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>>299307
Pocketsimps gonna cry? Piss his pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
No.299310
Anonymous
>>299301
I don't feel it
No.299311
Anonymous
>>299305
>>299300
That didn’t take long lol
No.299312
Anonymous
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considering generic monstergirls to be “furry” is definitely spiritually indian.
No.299313
Anonymous
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>>299312
Solver Uzi is a furry by this definition
No.299314
Anonymous
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>>299313
False equivalence.
No.299315
Anonymous
>>299314
How? Because you like one and hatefully obsess over the other?
No.299316
Anonymous
>>299314
i’m curious: thoughts on Cordie from Cliffside?
No.299317
Anonymous
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wish Murder Drones got some kind of posable figures like TADC does. the animinis/mates/megas are nice but I'm not really into statues, same goes for the plushies
No.299318
Anonymous
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>>299317
I just want a posable V fig definitely not so I can put her in this pose haha.
No.299319
Anonymous
>>299318
Amazing Yamaguchi V when?
No.299320
Anonymous
>>299312
Weren’t there images of steaks as Indian or something
No.299323
Anonymous
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>>299161
No.299324
Anonymous
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Uzi lewd
https://x.com/Aretokioo/status/1989439402997854533
No.299325
Anonymous
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>>299323
wtf based based
No.299326
Anonymous
>>299324
>white tum
into the trash it goes
No.299327
Anonymous
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>>299325
of course it would be to you, considering your the one who requested it
No.299328
Anonymous
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>>299294
>>299305
>>299309
that's the most unatural attempt at forcing drama I have seen so far, remember tomoes motivation and ignore his attempts at starting shit, if he keeps instigating he can get himself banned. in this image he is hilda folk, i asume this is some questionable attempt at overshadow himself getting caught, the mutant hate and criticism of PS here is entirely inorganic and it fits with him being a PS fanboy because this is a rather obvious attempt at invalidating any real criticism of PS by spamming exagerated strawmen. consider this and do not reply to anything.
No.299329
Anonymous
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Boobies.
Massive fucking titties
No.299330
Anonymous
>>299323
My actual wife who I love
No.299331
Anonymous
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>>299329
Trve
No.299332
Anonymous
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I think I'm gonna stay away from the /co/ threads for a while. someone keep saying really weird things about me (calling me pillar's girlfriend for banning tomoe last drawpile) and it's making me feel a little uneasy there
No.299333
Anonymous
>>299332
I care very little for any of that, the pic of the bunny is nice
No.299334
Anonymous
>>299329
Joobs?
No.299335
Anonymous
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>>299327
I don't care who or what is being requested if i like and i can draw it i will
>>299332
Understandable...
No.299336
Anonymous
>>299329
Jane is that you?
No.299337
Anonymous
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>>299332
people really gotta learn that a post with a picture attached doesn't mean the post was made by the artist of said picture
No.299338
Anonymous
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>>299331
Bonnie really is the best human OC by a long mile
No.299339
Anonymous
That medic (drone) is loud and ugly!
No.299340
Anonymous
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>>299329
Okay. Now what?
No.299341
Anonymous
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>>299161
>>299323
we are so FUCKIUNG back Abby bros
No.299342
Anonymous
>>299338
>jane wearing a paper bag over her head with a smiley face on it
>crying her eyes out in front of a brick wall
No.299343
Anonymous
>>299341
BY THE GODS
YESS
(Can you put a “I hate Jane” marker on either the helmet or gun pls)
No.299344
Anonymous
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>>299341
Ass
No.299345
Anonymous
>>299341
>ifunny water mark
go the fuck out
No.299346
Anonymous
>>299337
Yyyep
No.299347
Anonymous
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>>299344
It’s peak fuck you
No.299348
Anonymous
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I’m declaring holy war on Abby haters
No.299349
Anonymous
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>>299340
throw bullet at the condom, I waited a lifetime for robo sex, I’m getting that robo sex raw, V and uzi, at the same time
No.299350
Anonymous
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>>299283
Need unnamed milf drone
No.299351
Anonymous
>>299350
>milf
incorrect, she’s married, holding her pillbaby no less
No.299352
Anonymous
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We need more Solver War men
No.299353
Anonymous
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>>299349
It's a JCJenson condom. Guaranteed to malfunction and get your DD gf pregnant with triplets.
No.299354
Anonymous
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>>299283
>Learn that a core collapse is imminent
>Spend your last precious moments kicking the nearest worker drone to death
Based
No.299355
Anonymous
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>>299352
All remaining women in the solver war are women in canon
No.299356
Anonymous
>>299323
Based, thanks artfren!
No.299357
Anonymous
>>299341
Abble!
No.299358
Anonymous
>>299353
that’s not how condom work you fucking retard, to add to that, JCJenson didn’t make DDs
No.299359
Anonymous
>>299355
>source: my ass
No.299360
Anonymous
>>299354
worth every damn second
No.299361
Anonymous
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>>299341
I wonder what Abby thinks of Fodderi given her whole existence is against regulations
No.299362
Anonymous
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>>299302
No.299363
Anonymous
>MD-Themed Lemmings game.
>Including Lemmings Paintball
No.299364
Anonymous
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>>299361
Kissu
No.299367
Anonymous
>>299332
>calling me pillar's girlfriend for banning tomoe last drawpile
You know who it is and it is obvious.
Do you mean this?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151269021/#q151278607
tomoe used the same insult of being pillars boyfriend towards phoenix here
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78988549/#q78989661
he always does this when he felt someone wronged him or PS because he is a yandere or gay for PS of all people for some reason, but then, he generaly acts like a bully, you can see from his behaviour to strawberry and other drawings he made of an Akita by lilblue that was then used by oilrig. there is no making up with notorious psychos and threadshitters like tomoe, he will keep jabbing at you from now on like he did with phoenix for months before.
No.299368
Anonymous
>>299365
yeah and he has a name
No.299369
Anonymous
>>299347
think hes talking about the N in the back
No.299370
Anonymous
>>299364
Fodder is the kiss and cuddle whore for a camp of sad lesbians and is programmed not to feel bad about it
How awful
No.299371
Anonymous
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Imma go sleep, I hope you guys don't hit 300000 posts before I wake up
No.299372
Anonymous
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Unwarranted opinions on the comic from the asshole who drew >pic related
>I really like the colors
>it looks like the penciler is referencing mansizedmeatballs (the guy who does Glitch's MD promo art) style while the color artist is referencing the pilot specifically (Lizzy has lighter hair in the pilot)
>I think this penciler has some learning to do with how they draw drone faces. It's their first stab at drawing drones, so I figure it's something that'll eventually be ironed out. I think any drone artist will tell you that it's deceptively difficult to draw certain emotions using the limited facial range of a drone. The show itself kept tweaking the facial rigs even into the final episodes just to broaden the emotional range more
>the penultimate panel of >>299291 sticks out in a really good way. I just really like that panel lol
> in >>299292 Uzi bleeds purple acid? I think they got confused
All-in-all there's some roughness, but I figure as they go on, that'll be smoothed out by just having to draw this IP more.
No.299373
Anonymous
>>299341
KEK
No.299374
Anonymous
>>299341
N is looking for a cute girl to smother with his Nass
No.299375
Anonymous
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>>299332
I can't believe bunny is fucking dead...
No.299376
Anonymous
>>299332
/co/'s been a shitshow for a while now. hope that uncomfortable garbage doesn't creep into plus
No.299377
Anonymous
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I can't believe we finally have a doll plush. I can finally snuggle her every night and love her with all my heart
No.299378
Anonymous
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>>299341
>”uhhh guys? we have company!”
No.299379
Anonymous
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you have an amputee fetish
dont you anon
No.299380
Anonymous
>>299379
I have many fetishes, but amputees aren't one of them. they can still be cute, tho
No.299381
Anonymous
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>>299379
Hotpockets has an army girl fetish.
No.299382
Anonymous
>>299381
>Hotpockets
omg thats the thing that uzi likes!
No.299383
Anonymous
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>>299379
What happened to her 90° faceshape? I liked that feature desu
No.299384
Anonymous
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>>299383
she's slowly mutating into a slimegirl. soon enough fodderi is gonna have to carry her around in a bucket
No.299386
Anonymous
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favorite piece of art that's been created in these past 300 threads?
No.299387
Anonymous
>>299378
Dumpy
No.299388
Anonymous
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>>299384
>Tammy mutates into a bodyhorror slimegirl, forcing Fodderi to carry her around in a bucket
>She now goes by the name Buckety
No.299389
Anonymous
>>299388
pretty sure it'd be Slimerie
No.299390
Anonymous
>>299388
Heh
No.299391
Anonymous
>>299386
How could i pick just one?
No.299392
Anonymous
>>299332
Schizo's gonna schizo
No.299393
Anonymous
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I have gone well over 150 threads without writing for any of my characters now.
No.299394
Anonymous
>>299393
Honestly, not sure when I last made an OC or wrote for them. I just steal other characters and change them.
No.299395
Anonymous
>>299393
you wrote for your characters? I just throw characters out there and then forget about them unless someone else picks them up
No.299396
Anonymous
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>>299386
I love this smug drone
No.299397
Anonymous
>>299378
why is the tail coming out of his asshole
No.299398
Anonymous
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No.299399
Anonymous
>>299398
What DID Pidge mean by this?
No.299400
Anonymous
>>299398
Bro is not the feather of the rat
No.299401
Anonymous
>>299398
mOTHeR
I loVE
YOu
No.299402
Anonymous
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sucks
No.299403
Anonymous
>>299402
Male Pregnancy is canonically BOXO's only weakness
No.299404
Anonymous
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I'm gonna spin the wheel and see who i should write a funpost green with AM
FUCK
No.299405
Anonymous
>>299404
Indeed.
No.299406
Anonymous
>>299402
what have you done
No.299407
Anonymous
Mac 'n' Cheese - Supermarket (@1:11)youtube thumb
MG and IDK who else likes moneh
I can't believe he used to be human
No.299409
Anonymous
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>oh god please don't see m- Heeeey Anon!
No.299410
Anonymous
>>299409
Y-you too.
No.299411
Anonymous
>>299409
Where’s your little sister at I want a refund for my $2000 superchat
No.299412
Anonymous
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No.299413
Anonymous
>>299393
Fugue?
No.299414
Anonymous
>>299378
How could Liam design a character this zesty and expect him to not get mpregged?
No.299415
Anonymous
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>>299386
Idk...
No.299416
Anonymous
>>299402
Awwww
No.299417
Anonymous
>>299398
WAT
No.299418
Anonymous
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No.299419
Anonymous
>>299412
oh god what is happening
No.299420
Anonymous
>>299418
this has mad dark energy to it. the filenames pretty suspect too. i know you're gonna say "im just inspired" but these symbols have real power to them. Repent to Christ at the earliest opportunity. God bless you.
No.299421
Anonymous
>>299415
I can fix her (literally)
No.299422
Anonymous
>>299412
Grim…
No.299423
Anonymous
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New Mutant OC named Envy, Pickle-Turkey

Lore
>Hates Solver
No.299424
Anonymous
>>299423
Hottest things I've seen failed NNN instantly
No.299425
Anonymous
>>299423
FUUUCK!!! MY STUPID CHUD COCK IS SO ERECT I'M KILLING MYSELF!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.299426
Anonymous
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>>299398
No.299427
Anonymous
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>>299423
Why..
No.299428
Anonymous
>>299423
I want porn of Envy by tomorrow
No.299429
Anonymous
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No.299430
Anonymous
>>299429
jane is spiritually vivzieslop
No.299431
Anonymous
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>Caught in a rangeban on 4chan
What a great website.
Now look at this gay shit.
No.299432
Anonymous
>>299429
Heh
No.299433
Anonymous
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>>299429
ayyyy
No.299434
Anonymous
Replies:>>299467
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>>299426
i'm lov u
No.299435
Anonymous
Replies:>>299468
>>299431
>"You can't excape, I will rape you."
No.299436
Anonymous
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new mutant oc, Lesboot. They turned into a boot
No.299437
Anonymous
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>>299436
Instead of funposting out of spite on thread #300, why not make a 2-frame animation of N doing a little jig?
No.299438
Anonymous
>299436
Fuck off
No.299439
Anonymous
Everybody’s awake over there I see
No.299440
Anonymous
Replies:>>299443
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>>299437
killing myself but in a sexy slutty way
No.299441
Anonymous
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>>299436
DEEPEST LORE
No.299442
Anonymous
Replies:>>299470
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Pavo ass.
No.299443
Anonymous
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>>299440
I WANT TO FUCK THE DUCK!
No.299444
Anonymous
>>299284
Cutie.
No.299445
Anonymous
>>299429
valentine is very hazbin
No.299446
Anonymous
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No.299447
Anonymous
>>299429
precision machined awfulness
applause
No.299448
Anonymous
>>299446
Bonnie's tongue...
No.299449
Anonymous
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Pocketshits draw more Valentine we don’t have enough stock images of her
No.299450
Anonymous
>>299332
When you're on imageboards, you should be able to ignore jerks and tell schizoids to fuck off. I'm sorry you've become the target of another schizoid's attack; try to ignore him.
No.299451
Anonymous
>>299341
Holy kek.
No.299452
Anonymous
>>299348
My revolver is with you, anon.
No.299453
Anonymous
>>299352
I'm trying, give me time.
No.299454
Anonymous
>>299372
Well, it definitely looks better than I expected, but I'm bothered by the abruptness of the transitions from one frame to the next.
No.299455
Anonymous
>>299379
I have a fetish for women, bitch, because, you know, fucking meat is more pleasant than fucking metal.
No.299456
Anonymous
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>>299386
Phoenix will soon be drawing my request for a sentinel drone protecting a civilian. Damn, I should definitely commission an art where the VSOTF execute civilians like typical villains. I'll have to budget for that.
No.299457
Anonymous
>>299388
Kekl.
No.299458
Anonymous
>>299393
But you wrote some great greens, anon.
No.299459
Anonymous
>>299423
literally stunning and brave
No.299460
Anonymous
>>299398
Holy fucking kek.
No.299461
Anonymous
>>299402
HOLY FUCK, MY SIDES!
No.299462
Anonymous
>>299412
BITCH! Oh my God, my sides are going to fucking explode!
No.299463
Anonymous
>>299423
Kekl.
No.299464
Anonymous
>>299427
Holy kek.
No.299465
Anonymous
>>299429
BOOBA!
No.299466
Anonymous
>>299431
Very vanilla gay shit. We need more.
No.299467
Anonymous
>>299434
Kek.
No.299468
Anonymous
>>299435
The worker drone's incredible strength and silicone prostate allow boyUzi to rape anon for hours on end.
No.299469
Anonymous
Replies:>>299475
>>299436
Well, this is objectively not the worst thing that could have happened to her.
No.299470
Anonymous
Replies:>>299478
Image:176319547505.png(819kB, 986x1046)176052267616.png
>>299442
This thing destroys heterosexuality within a 10 kilometer radius, it is banned by the Geneva Convention.
No.299471
Anonymous
>>299443
Get in line, bitch.
No.299472
Anonymous
>>299449
Objectively, I need more mosquito.
No.299473
Anonymous
Replies:>>299476>>299483
dawg did you just reply to every post as you read it
No.299474
Anonymous
Replies:>>299479>>299490
Image:176319552611.png(738kB, 2262x1608)O Na Kar Maan Rupaiye Waala Ban Ban Ke Na Bage.png
late night dred'fal doodle page made while staying up a little too late
No.299475
Anonymous
>>299469
Whose had the worst mutant fate?
Probably that guy who was in the pond, that sounded awful
No.299476
Anonymous
>>299473
Yes, I always do that. I think some anons like it when their posts get more replies, plus I don't want to miss out on greens and arts.
No.299477
Anonymous
>>299436
I didnt make this clear enough but Lesboot and the Bow are two different people and yes, the bow is a lesbian as well and also is a mutant who was turned into a bow which is why its bleeding thank you her name is Bowbiean
No.299478
Anonymous
Replies:>>299480
>>299470
We need fem Pavo
No.299479
Anonymous
>>299474
Nice, great alien.

>Pocketduck ass
Holy kek.
No.299480
Anonymous
Replies:>>299562
>>299478
A counter-weapon designed to restore heterosexuality.
No.299481
Anonymous
Replies:>>299482
Is another drawpile going on or something?
No.299482
Anonymous
>>299481
I think the drawanons are just fucking around
No.299483
Anonymous
Replies:>>299485
>>299473
>Is it morning in belarus?
No.299484
Anonymous
Replies:>>299486
Image:176319688732.png(3.34MB, 6000x6000)Yass.png
Massaging Y!
Polishing Y's chassis!
Cuddling with Y!
Now that my ritual post is complte : THREAD 300! I vow to finish and post the the first part of the Chuuni Uzi green in this thread or the next if this one moves too fast
No.299485
Anonymous
Image:176319705787.jpg(30kB, 462x374)Надо же поддержать анонов ёмаё.jpg
>>299483
No.299486
Anonymous
>>299484
YES! I'll be looking forward to it, anon!
No.299487
Anonymous
Replies:>>299488>>299491
Hello anons, I am back after a grand hiatus. Do I start writing Stone again?
No.299488
Anonymous
>>299487
Welcome back, anon, and yes, we need more men who haven't forgotten their human pride.
No.299489
Anonymous
Replies:>>299496
>>299456
And burning the bodies. Don’t forget burning the bodies
No.299490
Anonymous
>>299474
dude...
No.299491
Anonymous
Replies:>>299494
Image:176319933464.png(88kB, 865x725)22cd384d4374ab23a2ad3eaa921716ea.png
>>299487
Will he finally escape from Femdrone's lair?
No.299492
Anonymous
Replies:>>299493>>299495
Did all drawanons have a collective mental break
No.299493
Anonymous
Replies:>>299495
>>299492
someone laced the drawpile with something
No.299494
Anonymous
>>299491
Poor man, he stood until the end.
No.299495
Anonymous
>>299493
>>299492
>Psyhic Drone : Drawfag
No.299496
Anonymous
>>299489
There is no need to leave a single gram of human flesh for Solver.
No.299497
Anonymous
Replies:>>299499
>J learns that Tessa's ghost has escaped The Solver's grasp & is now 'haunting' Outpost 3
>She decides that now is the perfect time to once again try for an "equity partnership" with Uzi
No.299498
Anonymous
Replies:>>299501>>299560>>299583
Image:176320077638.jpg(182kB, 828x999)20251115094408.jpg
Brain worms won.
No.299499
Anonymous
Replies:>>299500>>299644
>>299497
>equity partnership
Now that I think about it, was J surrendering back then? Because if so then Uzi passed on the opurtunity to have three DD bottoms in her harem
No.299500
Anonymous
>>299499
Yes, but Uzi had a solvamoment and couldn't help herself
No.299501
Anonymous
>>299498
Looks pretty hot
No.299502
Anonymous
Image:176320446753.jpg(755kB, 1900x1824)IMG_20251115_095011.jpg
Alice...
Licky🟪!
Bo'omplate🟥!
Curvature🟩!
No.299503
Anonymous
Replies:>>299504
Video:176320748440.mp4(1.37MB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 360x640)videoplayback-10.mp4
No.299504
Anonymous
>>299503
>Tessa : J! V! Quick! Distract the shareholders while I read this quarters financials!
No.299505
Anonymous
Video:176320962669.mp4(15.41MB / 0:01:43 / h264, 1920x1080)j song.mp4
No.299507
Anonymous
>>299423
KEK
No.299508
Anonymous
Replies:>>299509
Image:176321181869.png(87kB, 1348x857)a6939566d2524c070f7564f10f0a52fd.png
>>299449
You can’t afford it. Peasant.
No.299509
Anonymous
Replies:>>299510
>>299508
>hornetine
Sucksong
No.299510
Anonymous
Replies:>>299513
Image:176321227768.jpg(148kB, 631x1188)Pilksong.jpg
>>299509
Pilksong.
No.299511
Anonymous
Replies:>>299512
I cast Bug Spray
No.299512
Anonymous
Replies:>>299516
>>299511
didn't roll for it, doesn't count
No.299513
Anonymous
>>299510
somebody stop her, she doesn't know what that'll do to her body!
No.299514
Anonymous
Replies:>>299515>>299553
Murder drones Figurine 9youtube thumb
new statuecynema is out
No.299515
Anonymous
Replies:>>299537
>>299514
Holy shit, I never thought fetish pornography can be so funny, man that guy would fit right in with us, hope he somehow stumbles upon us
>Also
GO GO DOORMAN CONCRETE INFUSER
No.299516
Anonymous
Replies:>>299517
Image:176321402999.jpg(211kB, 1000x1000)200ml-Hairdressing-Spray-Bottle-Water-Sprayer-Salon-Barber-Tools-Refillable-Bottles-Hair-Styling-Tools-Water-Sprayer.jpg
>>299512
Don't care nigger, get sprayed.
No.299517
Anonymous
Replies:>>299519
Image:176321426181.jpg(3.50MB, 5019x3346)IMG_0817.jpeg
>>299516
my turn.
No.299518
Anonymous
Image:176321475140.png(141kB, 339x431)not this freaky ass pool again.png
>>299388
Could consider that an improvement.
No.299519
Anonymous
Image:176321496469.jpg(33kB, 637x471)FB_IMG_1553370303950.jpg
>>299517
No.299521
Anonymous
Replies:>>299522>>299524>>299645>>299689>>299771
Hey, niggas, you're missing some great content here.

Here's one from Amyanon:
>>297359
>>298038
>>299366

By Merc:
>>299385

And Phoenix:
>>299506
No.299522
Anonymous
>>299521
>No drones.
Shit content, let it stay on that thread that nobody use.
No.299523
Anonymous
Image:176321593279.png(176kB, 1233x957)IMG_9246.png
>299522
No.299524
Anonymous
Replies:>>299525>>299526
Image:176321606156.png(2MB, 2000x2000)Yexo1.png
>>299521
Neat, while I do wish there were some drones amongst these I must admit that these are very nice drawingsThey turned my kraut wife into a roastie whatever will I do now!?
No.299525
Anonymous
Replies:>>299527
>>299524
Fuck and cry, anon, fuck and cry.
No.299526
Anonymous
Replies:>>299527>>299528
>>299524
I’ll be working on fulfilling a drone related request later today after I’ve had some sleep.
No.299527
Anonymous
Replies:>>299529
>>299525
>Fuck
But I don't want to stick my penis into a human woman's mistery fleshpit! That sounds unhygenic! And they look scary!

>>299526
Rest well
No.299528
Anonymous
>>299526
Give your spirit a rest, anon, you worked hard today, you're doing well.
No.299529
Anonymous
Replies:>>299530
>>299527
Fuck, anon, humanity is on the brink, you MUST start creating HUMAN babies!
No.299530
Anonymous
Image:176321665882.png(847kB, 2225x2432)Yeggers.png
>>299529
Nuh uh, pillbabies or bust, and the idea of my flesh touching other flesh makes me shudder
No.299532
Anonymous
Replies:>>299533>>299534>>299535>>299536>>299538>>299540>>299542>>299652
Christmas related ideas for merch?
I need to draw shit for a possible event where I'm selling fanmade merch, canon content preferably
No.299533
Anonymous
>>299532
>Santa khan.
>Rudolf Alice
>Christmas lights cores (Maybe Nori.)
>Grinch J.
No.299534
Anonymous
>>299532
Plushie of J in a santa outfit with a bag full of JCJ branded merch
No.299535
Anonymous
>>299532
>>299532
>Glitch fishing for ideas for merch next month
No.299536
Anonymous
>>299532
one of those flippy charms where one side is Grinch Nori bullying Alice dressed as max, with the opposite side being Alice hanging core Nori dressed like a little angel from the top of a ramshackle Christmas tree
No.299537
Anonymous
Replies:>>299548
>>299515
>Go Go Doorman the air is now mayonnaise
No.299538
Anonymous
>>299532
J in a Christmas elf costume BUT with a badge saying she's Santa's best employee)
No.299539
Anonymous
you! yes (You), drawfag! to commemorate the 300th thread, draw your take on a Worker Drone 3.00!
No.299540
Anonymous
Replies:>>299544
>>299532
Ghost (of Christmas Past) Emily
Ghost (of Christmas Present) Rebecca
Ghost (of Christmas Yet to Come) Doll
No.299542
Anonymous
>>299532
Cynta Claws holding a gift that's dripping gore from inside
No.299543
Anonymous
Replies:>>299545>>299549
Image:176321834148.png(158kB, 1486x1197)1760705685772553.png
How is she so perfect?
No.299544
Anonymous
Replies:>>299546
>>299540
no no, Emily should be Marley and Tessa should be Past
No.299545
Anonymous
Image:176321852458.jpg(236kB, 1723x2048)GXqvFkvWsAAhPna.jpeg
>>299543
Because she is Russian.
No.299546
Anonymous
Replies:>>299547
>>299544
>Emily should be Marley
But Emily did literally nothing wrong
No.299547
Anonymous
>>299546
I was more thinking because she'd have to use bandages to keep her head on
No.299548
Anonymous
>>299537
>Go go Doorman my head is now forever a bone.
No.299549
Anonymous
Replies:>>299550>>299551>>299570
>>299543
>Hime cut
>Cute accent
>Proximity to silliest girl Lizzy
>Is able to inspire "take a dead body to school" levels of guilt in Lizzy after dying
>Loves her parents
>Is fucking balling
>Cute tummy
>Unbreakable will that (along with some other things, probably) enables her to stay among the living as a ghost after dying
>Hime cut
>Seriously, fuck Rachel, it should have been her
No.299550
Anonymous
Replies:>>299557
>>299549
>Cute accent
we never hear her speak English though?
No.299551
Anonymous
Image:176321919230.jpg(424kB, 435x1211)Fuck you Rachel.jpg
>>299549
Death or Fucking Rachel?
No.299553
Anonymous
>>299514
Blessed
No.299554
Anonymous
Replies:>>299555
I need to see at least 2 (two) Scottish drones by the end of the year for me to keep living
No.299555
Anonymous
Replies:>>299556>>299558
Image:176322004183.png(28kB, 800x800)1girl_crop_top_disassembly_drone_english_text_grimahlnik_original_character_pixelart_serial_designation_d_topless_9639.png
>>299554
You're getting SD-D and she's going to be enough for you you greedy cunt
No.299556
Anonymous
Replies:>>299558>>299559
>>299555
I NEED TWO, MY BODY NEEEEDS IT
No.299557
Anonymous
Replies:>>299572
>>299550
NTA but you can tell her VA speaks in a way that a typical native Russian speaker born and living there would not.
No.299558
Anonymous
>>299555
>>299556
>Enough for you.
SD-D is too much for Anon to handle.
No.299559
Anonymous
>>299556
You're getting one proper Scottish lassie, you wouldn't be able to handle two anyway
No.299560
Anonymous
>>299498
Cute Jenna-esque ZD
No.299561
Anonymous
Replies:>>299563
Image:176322102810.jpg(216kB, 850x1234)Screenshot_20251115_163628_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>299290
No.299562
Anonymous
>>299480
No
No.299563
Anonymous
>>299561
Jesus
No.299564
Anonymous
Replies:>>299565
Image:176322121329.jpg(295kB, 750x806)IMG_1251.jpeg
I have died
No.299565
Anonymous
>>299564
Rip in power oozer you wuz una dem real droniggas
No.299567
Anonymous
Replies:>>299568>>299575
Afro Masqy.
No.299568
Anonymous
>>299567
Pool's closed
No.299569
Anonymous
I want to cuddle Masqy
No.299570
Anonymous
>>299549
Well, yes, her English accent can be called cute.
No.299571
Anonymous
Replies:>>299573>>299574
Image:176322314458.jpg(132kB, 907x964)20251115171135.jpg
Why would Masqy do this?
No.299572
Anonymous
>>299557
Yes, she speaks like a person for whom Russian is not her native language.
No.299573
Anonymous
>>299571
Strawberry juice
No.299574
Anonymous
>>299571
Less competition for attention.
No.299575
Anonymous
Replies:>>299576
Image:176322342683.png(369kB, 445x1480)IMG_0820.png
>>299567
Masqy with a comically large afro
No.299576
Anonymous
>>299575
Bigger
No.299577
Anonymous
Replies:>>299578>>299582
slapping your drone hard enough that the super mushroom wears off and she becomes a shortstack
No.299578
Anonymous
Replies:>>299579>>299580
>>299577
>Shortstack sentinel drones
No.299579
Anonymous
>>299578
>Pavo is now 50% ass
No.299580
Anonymous
Replies:>>299581
>>299578
>Sentinel Drones but short
SHORTSTACK IVORY, IMAGINE
No.299581
Anonymous
>>299580
the perfect thigh pillow
No.299582
Anonymous
Replies:>>299588
>>299577
Feeding my hobjoblin a super mushroom so she becomes a J with a weird speech quirk.
No.299583
Anonymous
Replies:>>299587>>299589
>>299498
AT LAST A JENNA REF
No.299584
Anonymous
Replies:>>299586
Image:176322582464.jpg(343kB, 750x1219)IMG_1271.jpeg
Patched Cyn is depressed
No.299586
Anonymous
>>299584
Tessapressed.
No.299587
Anonymous
Replies:>>299589
>>299583
It's not quite accurate, but it's on the right track.
No.299588
Anonymous
>>299582
Giving my Jugbear a poison shroom so she becomes a normal sized J with big tits and a large ass even by J model standards
No.299589
Anonymous
Replies:>>299590
>>299587 (me)
>>299583
Lay it out more in
>>296460
>>296461
>>296462
No.299590
Anonymous
>>299589 (me)
Also, since I was laying it out for monochrome lineart, all that describing left out the teal eyes (both in her visoe and the organic ones)
No.299591
Wagie Joblin
Replies:>>299592>>299593>>299595>>299597>>299612>>299655>>299729>>299811>>299812
Heya baws! Wewcome ta' McJensons!
Whatya want baws?
No.299592
Anonymous
>>299591
Food
No.299593
Anonymous
Replies:>>299594
>>299591
I want a sentinel burger...Extra Thick
No.299594
Wagie Joblin
>>299593
Ya gawt it baws!
IVOWY GET YER FAT ASS OVAH HERE AN' SMOTHER THIS GUY!
No.299595
Anonymous
Replies:>>299596
>>299591
I want to watch you eat a mcrib
No.299596
Wagie Joblin
Replies:>>299601
>>299595
B-but the mcwib is gwoss...
No.299597
Anonymous
Replies:>>299598
>>299591
I want to speak with the manager (She told me she needs a new chair, I don't know what I have to do with it)
No.299598
Wagie Joblin
>>299597
Da Big Baws is in the back!
Bettah hope ya ccan hold yer bweath....
No.299599
Anonymous
>299539
Who?
No.299600
Anonymous
Replies:>>299602>>299605
Bunny you must impregnate Hatemonger
No.299601
Anonymous
>>299596
then whatever you want off the menu, munchkin
No.299602
Anonymous
>>299600
don’t have to tell me twice
No.299603
Anonymous
Replies:>>299604
guys... it's never been more over... they added a quirky redditor companion to Absolutroid Prime 4...
No.299604
Anonymous
>>299603
I don't care Metroid Prime sucks.
No.299605
Anonymous
>>299600
Why
No.299606
Anonymous
Replies:>>299607>>299610>>299613>>299615>>299618>>299621
Who's your favorite contentfag?
No.299607
Anonymous
>>299606
(You) Now write me a Anon X Molly green
No.299608
Anonymous
Replies:>>299609
Deep lore: Valentine is French
No.299609
Anonymous
Replies:>>299617
>>299608
That's Pauline Dumbass.
No.299610
Anonymous
>>299606
IDK
No.299611
Anonymous
Valentine and Pauline were switched at birth, and Valentine is actually of commoner stock.
No.299612
Anonymous
Replies:>>299681
>>299591
Bugretta on a stick.
No.299613
Anonymous
Replies:>>299614
>>299606
Tie between Blu and M*rc
No.299614
Anonymous
Replies:>>299691
>>299613
Blu?
No.299615
Anonymous
Image:176323066863.png(1,022kB, 2000x2000)172395275128.png
>>299606
Merc/Phoenix/Vicious/who made picrel
No.299616
Anonymous
Replies:>>299619>>299638
Image:176323074140.jpg(276kB, 1380x1750)IMG_4095.jpeg
Imagine
No.299617
Anonymous
>>299609
They can be lesbian French together
No.299618
Anonymous
Replies:>>299633
Image:176323089639.jpg(40kB, 682x760)15566437889.jpg
>>299606
All contentfags are good. So No
No.299619
Anonymous
Replies:>>299620
>>299616
Wrong tab?
No.299620
Anonymous
Replies:>>299648
Image:176323122418.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>299619
No, it's bad bait
No.299621
Anonymous
Replies:>>299622
Image:176323131949.jpg(65kB, 322x357)pewpewpew.jpg
>>299606
The Mexican
No.299622
Anonymous
Replies:>>299631
>>299621
The one who draws mostly lewds or the one who draws mostly lewds?
No.299623
Anonymous
Replies:>>299624>>299625>>299626>>299629>>299632>>299639
Image:176323174872.png(362kB, 1000x1083)Pidge the downbad.png
God damn robo-slut
No.299624
Anonymous
>>299623
Neat
No.299625
Anonymous
Replies:>>299627>>299628>>299630>>299684
>>299623
Why are Lizzy's eyes yellow and not pink.
No.299626
Anonymous
>>299623
Sneaky metal sonic.
No.299627
Anonymous
>>299625
She became V's ghoul.
No.299628
Anonymous
>>299625
that ain't Lizzy!
No.299629
Anonymous
Replies:>>299684
>>299623
Yuri horiness has lead Lizzy to solver
No.299630
Anonymous
>>299625
I forgor
No.299631
Anonymous
Replies:>>299640
>>299622
Phoenixanon?
No.299632
Anonymous
>>299623
Pidge why
No.299633
Anonymous
>>299618
Based! This I agree
No.299634
Anonymous
Replies:>>299635
I need Masqy to give me a smooch
No.299635
Anonymous
Replies:>>299636
>>299634
How about a lick
No.299636
Anonymous
>>299635
That works
No.299637
Anonymous
Replies:>>299641>>299692
Image:176323426105.jpg(169kB, 842x1171)Screenshot_20251115_201644_ibisPaint X.jpg
Wheel result: Hecate in a Jar.
No.299638
Anonymous
>>299616
This mutant has a lot of milk...
No.299639
Anonymous
>>299623
Holy kek.
No.299640
Anonymous
Replies:>>299650
>>299631
He's Mexican?
No.299641
Anonymous
>>299637
Nuuuu
No.299642
Anonymous
Replies:>>299643>>299657>>299661>>299669
Image:176323589320.png(545kB, 3509x2370)Stuck together.png
>Sadly, N ended up losing whatever goodwill he had built up with Khan and Nori because of this.

More of Cyn and Uzi’s “living arrangement”. In all seriousness, since Cyn is apparently a part of Uzi now, what could they actually do to punish/stop her that wouldn’t hurt Uzi in the process?

>>299278
Also, some of my stuff was included in the collage, yay!!
No.299643
Anonymous
>>299642
Holy kek.
No.299644
Anonymous
Replies:>>299647
>>299499
Who's to say that Uzi won't eventually force J to join?
No.299645
Anonymous
>>299521
Nice
No.299646
Anonymous
Replies:>>299654
Country drone shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me.
No.299647
Anonymous
>>299644
She's her admin now, Uzi doesn't need to force anything.
No.299648
Anonymous
Replies:>>299649
>>299620
But an overlap with hmofdfags and [spoiler]hmofags[/sppiler] makes a lot of sense, if you think about it.
No.299649
Anonymous
Replies:>>299659
Image:176323730474.png(271kB, 1947x1561)b6152a7a7dfc9adea7cc75f9919276a1.png
>>299648
>Spoiler.
Everyone point and laugh.
No.299650
Anonymous
>>299640
No.
No.299651
Anonymous
Replies:>>299660
Image:176323748666.jpg(186kB, 1200x782)177013.jpg
Assuming that the other DDs' demonstrated ability and willingness to write warnings to each other means that their minds weren't outright rewritten just like J's squad's weren't, how many of them do you think are like V: mindbroken so hard that the friendly butlers and maids they once were wouldn't be able to recognize them?
No.299652
Anonymous
>>299532
Background characters as Santa elves?
No.299654
Anonymous
Video:176323767877.mp4(713kB / 0:00:14 / h264, 360x480)videoplayback-15.mp4
>>299646
Yeea
No.299655
Anonymous
Replies:>>299656
>>299591
Oogi nuggets
No.299656
Wagie Joblin
>>299655
Ya gawt it baws!
>Places three live screaming oogis into a blender
They'll be weady in a minute baws!
No.299657
Anonymous
Replies:>>299658>>299662>>299679
>>299642
Kek, very nice

>what could they actually do to punish/stop her that wouldn’t hurt Uzi in the process?
There's really nothing they can do that won't also hurt Uzi in some way, and there's definitely no way they can punish/stop Cyn in any permanent or meaningful capacity, but there's still a few things I can think of worth trying
>Simply don't leave home if it's a "bad" day; If sections of the Episode 8 epilogue are to be believed then Cyn isn't always manifesting in Uzi's tail, witj viability of this strategy hinging on whether Cyn's manifestation is entirely random or based on quantifiable factors (IE emotional state, general mental health, cyclical Solver Shenanigans)
>Swiftly chop the tail/tail-head off any time Cyn starts causing trouble; Automatic regeneration makes this a very temporary (and likely painful) solution but it can at least mitigate potential chaos whenever Cyn is wanting to act silly
>Resort to psychological punishment for Cyn; Extremely unlikely that this'll actually work given her nature but since Cyn is stuck in her tail Uzi could easily force Cyn into increasingly petty/annoying situations
No.299658
Anonymous
Image:176323834708.gif(63kB, 220x247)monke-bonzi-buddy.gif
>>299657
Install him.
No.299659
Anonymous
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>>299649
I'm beyond bueno.
I am an Uzifag.
No.299660
Anonymous
>>299651
Arguably most of them are like that to some degree, although there's bound to be a few who are even worse: Drones (like those already mindbroken from abusive servitude or those still in their "Kill All Humans" phase) that genuinely revel in their newfound Eldritch powertrip to kill & torture at their leisure
No.299661
Anonymous
>>299642
Cut her off repeatedly
No.299662
Anonymous
Replies:>>299663
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>>299657
There's someone else they could reach out to. They wouldn't need to go far to find her.
No.299663
Anonymous
>>299662
>Doll giving Cyn a metaphysical elbow drop within the mind palace every time she starts acting up
I like this idea
No.299664
Anonymous
Replies:>>299666>>299668>>299678>>299693>>299815
Image:176323924437.png(376kB, 1832x1800)Spoiler image
(WIP) Spider bite, spider bites you.
No.299666
Anonymous
>>299664
Not if I bite her first!
No.299667
Anonymous
>>299665
One "l" has so much power.
No.299668
Anonymous
Replies:>>299670>>299686
>>299664
I'm gonna be honest, it feels almost surreal seeing a character that I've been cooking for so long finally start taking shape, like Paddy's been in my head and notes since I began doing greentexts on vanilla /co/, not even Plus. She was always going to be introduced after a while from a story perspective, but I didn't think I'd finally get to it.
It's also funny to think how *much* she's changed since those early days. At least now I don't have a vague idea of how she looks which originally bordered on a maid outfit with a tethered dress. And yeah she does wear a mask.
No.299669
Anonymous
Replies:>>299671>>299854
>>299642
I'm honestly surprised that Uzi or anyone else didn't even notice Cyn slithering around in the music video. I would think that Uzi would've felt a little pull at the least.
No.299670
Anonymous
Image:176323957607.png(94kB, 1154x800)japanese gremlin.png
>>299668
Also good lord 300 threads, congrats everyone.
No.299671
Anonymous
>>299669
Her ass is entirely numb after what N does to it all night.
No.299672
Anonymous
Replies:>>299675
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No.299673
Anonymous
Replies:>>299674
I wanna cuddle alice after being subjected to weeks of Stockholm induced love
No.299674
Anonymous
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>>299673
Agreed, stockholmy Alice romance would be peak and Alice being in love would be extremely cute
No.299675
Anonymous
>>299672
Pictured her hand as more like a clawed and three fingered version of a solver sapien hand, no eye in it, but this is close enough. All her organic eyes are teal, but that's my bad for forgetting to include that detail since I was typing in a rush.
No.299676
Anonymous
Replies:>>299677>>299680
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Ough...
No.299677
Anonymous
>>299676
She's built to smother someone's face and being smug about it
No.299678
Anonymous
>>299664
kyoot spooder
No.299679
Anonymous
Replies:>>299858
>>299657
cone of shame
encase her in resin
No.299680
Anonymous
>>299676
female alastor hazbin hotel
No.299681
Anonymous
Replies:>>299694
Image:176324186100.png(45kB, 250x264)beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - d52ded9798e76ffd986fcff829c6a0bd.png
>>299612
I can still hear the voice in my head
No.299682
Anonymous
>299676
>sample.
Kys
No.299683
Anonymous
Replies:>>299685>>299687
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Just commissioned a 10k word NUzi fic
What it would be about?
You will have to find out...
No.299684
Anonymous
Replies:>>299695
>>299625
>>299629
Something something drone equivalent of contact lenses so Lizzy can LARP as a Solver Host during petplay with Pidge (Uzi rightfully refuses to let her become one)
No.299685
Anonymous
>>299683
Yah
No.299686
Anonymous
>>299668
Yeahhhh
No.299687
Anonymous
Replies:>>299690
>>299683
Couldn't help but notice that you finish writing greens by 24 hours, anon.

Good result, I finish mine somewhere around two o'clock in the morning. I hope to read it soon.
No.299689
Anonymous
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>>299521
Jokes on you, I'm not missing anything. I frequent that thread.
No.299690
Anonymous
>>299687
I'm not a common writefag, Im a drawfag, for the most part
No.299691
Anonymous
>>299614
Keeter Kreator
No.299692
Anonymous
>>299637
her ass does not comprehend the situation she is in
No.299693
Anonymous
>>299664
so...
does spider have puss puss?
No.299694
Anonymous
>>299681
It's hard to forget the voice of a jelqer.
best of compressed fat guy voice (oneyplays compilation)youtube thumb
No.299695
Anonymous
Replies:>>299696
>>299684
>(Uzi rightfully refuses to let her become one)
Like Lizzy would even want to become one. The whole appeal of monsters is that your life is completely in their hands, there's none of that when you're a monster yourself.
No.299696
Anonymous
Replies:>>299697>>299698
>>299695
Counterpoint: Lizzy is vapid enough to pine for the Witch powers without putting any thought into the short-term complications & long-term consequences such a transformation would entail
No.299697
Anonymous
>>299696
She's also enough of a freak to keep the AS at bay, letting her keep her individuality.
This spells doom for everyone else, now that we're talking about a Solverx2
No.299698
Anonymous
Replies:>>299713
>>299696
But then she'd be an apex predator. There'd be no monsters higher than her to make her horny at the thought of them having absolute power over whether she lives or dies.
No.299699
Anonymous
Replies:>>299700
A task unfinished is a prayer unanswered

>Be Uzi Doorman
>God queen of Copper-9
>You’ve done it
>You defeated an eldritch god and ate it’s soul
>You claimed it’s power
>You have it all
>Respect
>Your people adore you
>You have love
>You are the pinnacle of existence
(….uzi….)
>You can bend the universe to your will
(….Uzi….)
>No one would dare make fun of you any more
(Uzi)
>You…
(UZI)
>You…
“UZI! Wake up! No defragmentation during lessons!”
>You fell asleep in class
>You let out a pained groan
>You get up and stop laying on the desk
>The teacher clears his throat and continues with the lesson
>You don’t pay that much attention to whatever he’s saying
>What you do care about is the quiet chuckles of you classmates
>Oh how you loathe them
>Sure their laughter lost it’s sting a long time ago, now more akin to needle pricks
>But that just means it’s more annoying than painful
>How you wish you could just rip them apart
>Yes! You can see yourself tearing their bodies apart and discarding them on a pile that you dance on, yes! YES! YE…
“Uzi, could you stop having pseudo psychotic episodes in the classroom”
>BITE ME OLD MAN
>The teacher sighs and returns to the lesson
>You pay fleeting attention, indulging in the occasional fantasy
>The bell rings and you go to your locker to get the books you’ll need for the next class
>Of course it’s to high up for you, why do you keep putting stuff so high up?
>Whatever, you stack the books you have with you and stand on them to reach the top shelf
>Wow, why did you stash so much stuff in here?
>Edgy Mangas, Manga style drawing guide book, performance reviews you didn’t show your parents, an advertisement about a rave party happening in the gymnasium this weekend
>Who goes to stuff like this? They probably don’t even play any nightcore
>As you search you notice something in the corner of your screen
>Two of your classmates are coming your way, they are looking at you, they are talking about something
>You know where this one’s going
>They will kick the books from under you so you fall flat on your bottom plate
>Like you’re going to let that happen
>They’re really close now, they’ll try to do their prank soon
>HAH! Watch this normies!
>You’ll jump just as they are kicking the books and do a sick landing
>And all that without even looking
>They’ll be speechless
>You smirk to yourself and begin to count in your head
>1
>2
>3!
>AHA
>You jump as high as you can and prepare to do your cool landing
>Nice try suckers!
>Wait…
>They didn’t kick the books
>Well whatever you can just go back to…
>As you land on the books your weight causes them to shift
>You fall forward onto the locker
>Before you can react you hit the top shelf with your head
>The books fall from under you causing you to fall the other way and onto the ground
>The back of your head makes contact with the ground and the world goes dark
>Some time passes and you come to
>Where are you?
>What happened?
>You begin to sit up
>You’re in the outpost hospital…
>Oh no
>You try to get up before she comes but it’s to late
>“Hiya Uzi! You’re finally up”
>You see a drone wearing medical scrubs
>Brown hair, ponytail, orange eyes
>You see the butcher
>You see Alice, the outposts head of medical
>She begins to point a flash light at your face
>You try to shield yourself with your hand but she slaps it away
“Bear with me a minute sweetie, need to check if your optics are working, mind turning on diagnostics for me?”
>You play along and display the diagnostics screen
“Great, looks like all your dogs are barking”
>Uhh thanks, you have to get going now
“Wait a minute girly! Not done yet”
>Ughhh, what is it?
“Well, the girl that brought you in said you suddenly shot up and hit your head a few times”
>Oh, that yeah… man you must have looked so stupid
“So, any problems with motor controls? Maybe you’re getting phantom inputs? You’re taking proper care of your joints?”
>She takes out a clip board and pen and looks at you expectantly
>No you just… uhm… slipped?
“You slipped upwards?”
>She looks at you like your processor is broken
>You admit that you tried to do something cool and messed up
“Uzi you klutz, you should be more careful is trying to impress some boys really that important?”
>What!?
>You weren’t trying to impress anyone!
>Certainly not those two guys that were walking past you!
>Your screen lights up with blushes
>Alice laughs
“Alright, alright calm down a bit, I was just pulling your leg”
>You grunt and get off the hospital bed
“But really, be more careful I had to replace your screen, spare parts don’t come easy these days”
>You begin to leave but stop at the sound of a baby crying
>Oh, it’s him…
>Alice sparks up
No.299700
Anonymous
Replies:>>299701
>>299699
“Oh! I think Beau wants to say hi! Might staying a while longer?”
>You force a smile and nod
“Great, I’ll go get him”
>Alice runs into her office and leaves after a moment, with a certain pill baby in hands
>She cradles it in her hands in such a way that the screen is pointed towards you
“See Beau it’s Uzi! Say hi~”
>The little homunculus makes a happy baby noise and wiggles in Alice’s hands
>Uhh, hi little guy… nice to see you
>You struggle to keep the fake smile
>He still doesn’t remember how to talk...
>Beau makes another happy noise and wiggles even harder in his mothers arms
“Oh! I think he wants you to hold him a while”
>That’s cool but you really should get going
“Don’t be like that Uzi, you know he misses his old playmate”
>She holds Beau out towards you
>You try not to squirm as you take the little freak into your hands
>Beau makes another happy sound and stops wiggling
>Umm, great… you think
>You begin to awkwardly rock Beau in your hands
>Alice sighs and gives you a content look
“Just look at you two! Reminds me of the good old days, all’s that’s missing is Doll…”
>The corners of her mouth twitch, changing her smile into a frown for a moment
>You barely keep the facade of you smile
>She just had to say her name...
“… But we’ve held you up long enough, come let’s place Beau back in his crib and you can be on your way”
>She points to her office and starts moving
>Can’t she take him of your hands?
>No?
>Ughhh…
>You do your best to not shake the mute aberrant too much as you follow Alice
>You place him in his crib as gently as you can
>Alice clasps her hands together and makes an excited squee
“Uzi you’d make such a good mother”
>Excuse you?
“Hope all this stuff blows over soon and you guys can have normal lives”
>Even if there wasn’t a genocide going outside the bunker doors you’d never waste your life on having kids
>Alice laughs
“You say that now, but you’ll change your mind once you get older”
>Wha..
>No…
>You’d never want to have kid no matter how old and dumb you get!
>She can BITE YOU!
>Alice laughs even harder
“Ahaha! There she blows! Oh the more they resist the more kids they end up having…”
>While laughing she accidentally bumps into the shelf behind her causing a box to fall to the ground
“Oh, guess I’m the klutz now… anyway Uzi you should get going, the friend of yours who brought you in is waiting for you”
>A friend of yours?
“Black hair, blue visor, wears glasses, cute looking thing, dragged you in and told me about your accident”
>You think you know someone like that
>While you search your memory Alice begins to clean up the things that fell out of the box
>Something catches your attention
>A forearm
>Not a noodle worker one
>A cone shaped one, one of theirs…
>It’s hand is replaced with one of those E.M.P thingies
>Alice notices you’re still lingering and begins to shoo you away from the hospital
>You leave but your mind wanders again
>You have an idea
>Sure it wouldn’t be a rail gun but…maybe you could…
>No… you’d have to get it first somehow…
>You open the doors step into the corridor
>You see a drone siting on a nearby bench, she perks up once she sees you
>Looks they way Alice described, minus the cute part
“Hey Uzi, you’re alright? You fell pretty bad”
>Yeah, you’re ok, thanks…. Ugh…
“My name’s Emily”
>Oh yes! Emily! Now you remember
>She sits in the back of the class, quiet, doesn’t bother you
>Now that you think about it you never seen her with any of the usual groups
>Weird, you thought only you were outcast
>Anyway, thank you very much Emily but you have to get going, you at least managed to skip school today with your little stunt and that means you can go back home and binge watch anime over the weekend
“Actually I was meaning to ask, do you want to… maybe hang out during the weekend?”
>What? No you’re busy you just said you’re going to binge…..
>You stop yourself before answering
>You have an idea
>A brilliant one!
>Yes Emily, you’re free this weekend and you’ll gladly grace her with your presence
>You even have an idea what you two could do, how about you two meet at 12 tomorrow?
“Sure! I’d have some ideas too maybe we could…”
>Yeah! Great! You’ll talk about details tomorrow
“Uh… alright, see you tomorrow then”
>You wave Emily goodbye and head home
>Oh man you just can’t wait!
>You enter your house
>Your mother is waiting for you siting on the couch
>She stands up as quickly as she can and begins to limp her way towards you
>You rush to meet her so she doesn’t have to exert herself
“H-H-Uzi! A-Are you a-alright? A-Alice c-called and t-told me you w-were in the h-hospital!”
>She grabs you by the face and begins inspecting you for damage
>You’re fine, sure you had to get your optics replaced but you’re fine
>Mom kisses you on the screen and hugs you
No.299701
Anonymous
Replies:>>299702
>>299700
“I w-was w-worried s-sick! T-try to be m-more c-careful… i-if not for y-your sake, th-then for m-mine. Y-you know I h-have a w-weak c-core…”
>You return the hug and try to downplay your brief visit to the hospital
>Mom calms down after a while
>She showers you with affection one last time and breaks the hug
“W-well, I’m g-glad t-to see you’re w-well… I-I don’t kn-know wh-what I’d d-do oth-otherwise. Y-you b-better h-have th-thanked A-Alice pr-properly”
>You did, you have manners!
>Even if they are lacking at times
“G-glad t-to h-hear th-that t-too… A-Alice d-deserves a-all th-the r-respect sh-she can g-get. Sh-she’s al-always d-done a gr-great j-job k-keeping us a-all r-running”
>You wouldn’t agree with that
>You’d say there was one time where she did a rather lousy job
“B-by th-the w-way… y-you’re pl-planning on d-doing one of y-your b-binges th-this w-week? I-I don’t pr-promise a-anything, b-but m-maybe I’ll m-manage t-to p-pop my h-head in-into y-your r-room f-for a wh-while… a-and w-watch at l-least one e-episode w-with you.”
>You’re actually going to be meeting a friend tomorrow so no anime binging
>Your mom looks really shocked
“Y-you’re m-meeting s-someone!? Wh-who! Wh-when! Y-you’re n-not g-gonna s-sneak out t-to h-have… i-immoral m-make-out s-sessions w-with s-some b-boy, r-right?”
>What! No!
>You’re going to meet Emily, tomorrow at midday
“E-Emily? E-Elijah’s k-kid? … I-I’m s-sorry, U-Uzi. I th-thought you f-fell in-into b-bad c-company f-for a s-second.”
>Really, you? Fall into bad company?
>What, are you eight? You’re basically an adult damn it
“Y-you’re r-right… b-but I-I’m h-happy t-to h-hear you’re m-making fr-friends a-again. Y-you’ve b-been k-kinda l-lonely s-since you h-had your f-falling out w-with D-Doll.”
>Your mood sours
>Doll is responsible for everything that happened and you aren’t lonely, just self sufficient
“Ah, w-we a-agreed n-not t-to t-talk ab-about it… s-sorry.”
>You pout for a while
>Your mom hugs you again and starts walking towards her workshop while supporting herself on a nearby wall
>You try to help but she pushes you away
“I-I c-can m-manage m-myself! I-I’m s-sure you w-want t-to g-go r-rest in y-your r-room af-after wh-what you w-went th-through t-today.”
>You know better than to argue with her
>You go to your room
>You sit at your desk and start fiddling with the mess of parts on it
>Right, you’ll have to scrap the rail gun idea, you’d need some actual weapon parts and not just dismantled mining equipment if you want something you can carry
>But your new idea only requires a good power source
>You spend a few hours working on your new magnum opus
>Sure right now it’s just two car batteries strapped together with some extra electronic controllers, but once you get that Dissembler forearm…
>You need to pop your head out of your room and go to your dads work room to borrow a few tools to prepare the connection points
>You hear your mom and dad talk in the living room
“Are you sure? Maybe you just misunderstood her?”
“N-No, Kh-Khan, I-I’m s-sure sh-she s-said sh-she w-was g-going o-out t-to m-meet a fr-friend.”
“Well, I’m still a bit worried…”
“It’s E-Elijah’s k-kid y-you kn-know h-how st-straight-l-laced sh-she a-and h-her h-husband a-are. U-Uzi w-won’t b-be p-picking up a-any b-bad h-habits.”
“You can’t say that about their kid…”
“Y-you kn-know U-Uzi’s n-not s-some d-delinquent, r-right? Y-you sh-should b-be h-happy sh-she’s p-putting h-herself o-out th-there a-again.”
“Y-you’re right, I worried over nothing, she’ll be fine… but I still want to talk with her”
“B-by th-the w-way… I-I th-think I’ll b-be a-able t-to f-finish th-the n-next ch-chapter e-early. Y-you s-said th-that t-tunnel t-to O-Outpost F-five is b-basically d-done… h-how ab-about y-you c-come h-home e-early t-tomorrow, a-and w-we’ll h-have s-some f-fun wh-while U-Uzi’s g-gone?”
“Oh you don’t have to ask me twice!”
>Ugh.. ew…
>You don’t know what to be more disgusted by
>The overwhelming sweetness of that conversation and the lovey doveyness or the fact they started their immoral make out session early on the couch
>You use the fact they are distracted with themselves and sneak into dad’s workroom
>You grab what you need from the toolbox siting on one of the shelves
>Thankfully you didn’t need to use the step ladder
>You begin to sneak out of the room but once open the door you notice the living room is empty
>The muted sound you hear indicate that your parents moved into their room
>At least you won’t be caught taking dads tool without asking
>You enter your room
No.299702
Anonymous
Replies:>>299703
>>299701
>Yep they they are still going at it, you can hear them through the wall
>You start blasting night core on your headphones to mute the sounds of their make out session and get back to work
>You’re close to finishing this up, just a few more touch ups
>You are so absorbed in your work that you don’t notice dad entering your room until he’s right next to you
“Hey, there Uzi! Heard you were going to meet a friend tomorrow! … hey aren’t those my tools?”
>You jump in your seat and turn to face him
>Ah yes! You’re going to meet Emily! Your good friend! That you’ve known for a while…
>He begins to inspect the machine on your desk
“I see you’re still tinkering… say what is it that you’re exactly making?”
>Ah crap gotta think up something fast
>It’s a….. uh… seeding/leeching unit for torenting Anime
>He gives you a pitying look
“Really? Two Hhgh power accumulators? And you, seeding?”
>Yeah figures you went a bit far with that one
>His face turns sour
“Uzi, please tell me and be honest, is this an electromagnet?”
>WHAT!?
>He thinks you’re a stoner?
>And one so desensitized she needs electromagnets?
>No it’s not that! You’d never do magnets!
“Then what is it? Uzi if you’re trying to introduce that Emily to some bad habits…”
>Alright you need to hurry up with a good excuse otherwise mister strict is going to ground you
>You blurt out the first innocent enough sounding thing that comes to mind
>”It’s going to be a portable light ball for a rave ok? We’re going to the school rave!”
>Dad looks shocked
>Gotta act quick, you grab a few barrels you made for laser guns before you had the rail gun idea
>You scrapped those because you always ended up with high power laser pointers
>You connect them to the ports you made for the E.M.P and start shining them at dad
>His jaw falls to the floor
“You’re going to a party Uzi? Really?”
>Yeah! A rave is something right up your alley
>Dad is still shocked
“I-i… alright then! Listen Uzi I know you’ve been going through some though times lately, and I may not have exactly been there for you…”
>Wow, is he going on another spiel right now?
“… But I’m happy to hear you managed to get over it on your own, go out there tomorrow and have some fun”
>Sure you will
“Oh and ask next time you borrow my tools, otherwise I’ll waste my time searching for them”
>With that dad leaves the room
>Man, you almost feel bad lying to him after what he said
>Almost
>You double check if the power supply is working correctly and go to bed for the night
>You’re so excited you have trouble falling asleep
>The next day you almost oversleep, waking up at 11, you forgot to set yourself an alarm
>You drag yourself out of bed and pack your contraption into your bag and leave the house
>You are stopped by your parents at the door
“U-Uzi! Y-You’re g-going out? C-Come here a-and let your p-parents say g-goodbye.”
>They both hug you
>Why are they acting like you’re going to be gone forever?
>Sure it feels nice but…
>They break the hug and dad takes over
“We’ll call you a few times while you’re there, you know to make sure you’re alright”
>What!? You’re too old for that!
“I know, I know, but we’ll need some time to adjust to you leaving the house”
>Oh come on! You… actually only ever left the house to go to school over the past few years….
“Besides, we talked with Emily’s parents, they would have done the same thing for her, so we agreed to check in on both of you”
>They talked with Emily’s parents?
>Oh, this may throw a wrench into your plans
>Well, nothing you can do about it now
>You say bye to mom and dad and leave the house
>As the door closes behind you realise one thing
>You haven’t told Emily where you’d meet her
>Ah damn it
>You take out your phone
>You obviously don’t have her number so you default to the social media app everyone’s using
>Just gotta find her and add her as a friend…
>Emily, Emily, Emily
>Man a lot of people have that name, couldn’t her parent’s named her something more unique?
>Like Akita, yeah that’s a unique name
>You browse for a while discarding profiles that definitely aren’t the Emily you’re looking for
>Wrong screen colour, different hair… no glasses…
>One profile grabs your attention
>This one doesn’t have a photo as it’s profile picture
>Instead it’s a drawing
>A drone held in the arms of a human… pretty nicely drawn not manga style but still credit where credit is due, but why a stinky human?
>The drone… Black hair, two pig tails, blue screen and glasses, wearing a wedding dress
>Now you notice the human is wearing a suit
>Huh, well this might be it
>You send an invite and a message
No.299703
Anonymous
Replies:>>299704
>>299702
>“Hey Emily, we didn’t agree where to meet yesterday, how about the hub?”
>After a while the invite is accepted and you receive a message
“Uzi? Sure, sounds good, see you there”
>Well, that settles this
>You look at the app for a moment
>Weird to see your friend list not empty
>You got another message from Emily
“@darkXwolf17 kinda cute…”
>Oh you little!
>“Speak for yourself @MadeforBHC”
>What’s that even meant to mean?
>You hide your phone and start walking towards the hub
>Right, now to get that E.M.P
>Oh you think that’s Emily over there
>And she’s wearing all black?
“Hi Uzi!”
>Hi Emily, what’s with the get up?
“Your parents called my parents and told them about the rave, they asked me about it and I said you told me you had something in mind for today, they were reluctant to let me go at first but eventually agreed, and I decided to wear this stuff to fit in”
>Fit in?
“Yeah, you look like you go to these often, I didn’t want to make you stand out”
>You look like you go to these often?
>You know this wasn’t an insult, but you can’t help but feel like it was
>Anyway, you two will need to do some prep work first
“Prep work? Sure, like some makeup or are we going to get some light sticks…”
>Eh… No! We have to do a little entry ritual first!
“Entry ritual?”
>Yeah! You have to do some cool rebellious stuff before you can hang with the ravers
“Rebellious stuff? I-I.. uhh dunno, my parents told me to not get into trouble”
>Oh come on, nothing serious, we’ll just play a small prank on Alice
“Prank? On Miss Alice? Head of medical? Isn’t she busy with her patients?”
>Oh come on, they’ll be fine, like everyone says she’s a real miracle worker
>Minus that one time…
“Oh, alright what sort of prank”
>She’ll distract her while you sneak into her office and… unsort all of her paperwork
>Emily looks mixed
“Shouldn’t I be the one messing up her paperwork? And how am I meant to distract her?”
>She needs to build up more cred before she can do the glamorous stuff and you’re sure she’ll think something up
>You head to medical
>You stop just behind the doors to the hospital and turn to Emily
>She looks nervous
>”Yo, Emily you’re ready?”
“I uhh, I’m not so sure about this Uzi…”
>”Come on, I believe in you, it will be cool”
>She takes a deep breath and gently slaps herself on the face a few times
“Ahhh OK! I’ll go do it!”
>She runs into the hospital
>After a while she and Alice exit through the door
“Where’s that drone whose head is on fire?”
“Right this way! Follow me”
>They both run off somewhere
>Great! She did better than you expected
>You enter the hospital and let yourself into Alice’s office
>Lucky you the doors unlocked, you half expected having to crawl though the vents
>Right now to find that box
>Uhgh… it’s high up!
>You place a nearby chair close to the shelf and stand on it
>Aha! And the dissembler forearm is still here
>Great! you stash into into your backpack and place the box back
>Now to get out before Alice comes back
>You reach for the doorknob and start to hear crying
>Beau…
>You walk up to his crib
>Looks like you woke him up
>Damn, she’ll know something is up if he’s in this state
>You take Beau into your hands and begin to gently rock him
>”Hey there little buddy! It’s your good friend Uzi! No need to be sad!”
>Please calm down, please calm down, please calm down you little freak
>He stops after a while and you place him back in the crib
>Crisis averted, you leave the office
>You turn around and look at the office
>You swear you heard something
>Some one calling your name
>Y.. you… whatever you need to get going, Alice has probably seen through Emily by now
>You enter the corridor
>Emily and Alice are coming this way, Alice has a fire extinguisher in her hands
>You hide behind a nearby trash can
“Man, good thing you came along girly! That Brandon fella sure is flammable, be a sweetheart and remind him to come see me so I can apply fire retardant coating to him”
“I will!”
>Alice enters the hospital and you emerge from behind the trash can
“Well Uzi, are we done here?”
>Sure you are! You can move onto the main event
“Oh great! Lets get going then”
>You walk to your next destination
“Hey Uzi”
>”Yes Emily?”
“The gymnasium is that way”
>”I know”
“Then where are we going?”
>You don’t respond, you’ve reached the place
>One of the tunnels the WDF is digging to connect the outposts
>This one isn’t used for anything yet, but you know that it connects to a few abandoned buildings
>You open the entrance hatch
“Uzi what are you doing?”
>Sneaking out of the bunker
“Why!? Also that’s insanely dangerous!”
>If she doesn’t want to come with you she can go back home
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>No wait, if she does you’ll be in trouble if she tells on you
>”Oh come on, you think that little stunt with Alice is all you had to do? Now is time for the real challenge”
>Emily lets out a pained groan as you point to the ladder leading down into the tunnel
>You beam her a smile
“Uhh… Fine!”
>She starts descending down the ladder
>Atta girl!
>You go after her
>Right now you need to go through these tunnels
“So Uzi, what’s exactly this next challenge? Not getting lost in these tunnels? Are we searching for something?”
>You could say that
>You reach the part of the tunnel that’s not lit up
>You take of your bag and start to search for your flash light
>You delve deeper and Emily places her hands on your shoulders
>You almost recoil after she makes contact
>Why is she doing that?
“I don’t wanna be lost in these tunnels alone and in the dark!”
>Ah right, maybe you should have taken another flash light, you didn’t really think about her tagging along so far
>You reach your destination
>A simple crank operated armoured door
>Right now might be good time to rig your machine up
>You give the flash light to Emily and kneel down with your backpack open
>She’s surprised when you take out the power unit
>Her surprise turns to fear once you take out the forearm
“Where did you get that!?”
>Alice’s office
“You stole it from Alice!? Is that why I needed to distract her!? Why do you even need that!?”
>You connect the E.M.P emitter to the power supply
>”I needed it to do something cool… and possibly very risky, mind giving me a hand with that crank? Looks rusty as all hell”
>You were right this thing can barely move, you do manage to get it open but it takes considerable effort
>And now you shine light on what was behind the door
>A ladder
>A ladder leading to the surface
“Uzi, please tell me you don’t plan to go outside”
>You do
“That’s suicidally dangerous! All that to go to some dance party!? Can’t we just go back and play some games or something?”
>Oh wow she still believes that stuff about an initiation ritual
>”You could just stay here and wait for me until I get back”
>Emily looks at you with fright in her screen
>”Oh come on, it’s just a dark tunnel, the worst thing you can come across is teenagers doing some dumb challenge or something, you’ll be fine”
>The fear in her screen turns to confusion
>You start to climb the ladder
>You check your shoulder to see if Emily will follow
>She lets out a few whimpers, murmurs something to herself and finishes with a long groan
>And then she also starts to climb the ladder
>Great!
>You’ll have someone that can confirm your inevitable achievements today
>Sure you’ll have to share some glory with her, but she helped you out so she deserves some as well, even if you did all the heavy lifting
>You reach the top of the ladder and start lifting the manhole cover hiding the tunnel
>You and Emily emerge into a ruined building
>Looks like a collapsed habitation block
“Uhhh, so what now Uzi? Do we set up that effigy of yours somewhere and leave graffiti?”
>What? No
>If the scout reports you copied when your dad wasn’t looking this building should be a common Murder Drone roost
“A common what now?”
>You survey your surroundings for a good spot to set up a trap
>You find one, out in the open and in a good view of a pile of snow and scrap you could hide in
>You place the machine down
>Now for some kind of lure…
>Oh! There is a dead worker nearby!
>Isn’t even that torn up, you prop it up by the machine in such a way to make the damage on the chassis look minimal
“Uzi! This is insane! Why are you playing with a corpse!?”
>She should stop yelling! Otherwise you’ll have a murder drone on your asses in no time…
>You hear the flapping of metallic wings above you
>You grab Emily by the hand and dive into the pile of scrap
>Soon after the murder drone lands near your trap
>It looks around, you think it didn’t see you two
>Freaky thing: white hair, wears glasses, a red scarf and a long jacket with a sweater under neath it
>The pointy stiletto feet inform you it’s a she
>She approaches the dead worker cautiously, almost as if she was worried about something
>Your trap isn’t that obvious, what gives?
>She gets close enough to start tapping the corpse on the screen
>Got ya!
>You take out the remote you wired to the machine and turn it on
>The E.M.P is sent out and the Murder Drone falls to the ground
>You emerge from your hidey hole and cheer
>Emily follows with less enthusiasm
“Uzi what just happened?”
>You two managed to bag yourself a DD without even breaking a sweat!
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>>299704
>And now you could harvest this ones arms to make more traps
>Oh yes! It’s time to stop hiding behind doors! It’s time to fight back! And all thanks to you!
>You’ll be the popular one at the outpost!
>Dad will have to admit your ideas aren’t hare brained!
“Umm, Uzi I think it’s waking up”
>Wait what?
>Shit, she started to reboot
>You grab a nearby pipe laying on the ground and begin hitting the disassembler
>You urge Emily to do the same
>After a while of denting the drone’s chassis with the pipes you drive yours through her screen
>The body spasms for a while before seising up
“Did… Did we kill it?”
>Sure you did! Your idea may need a bit of work still, but the proof of concept works
“Let’s not do that again…”
>Oh quit your whining, you two will be heroes!
>Before you can engage further with Emily your phone begins to ring
>You super loud nightcore ringtone echos out of the building and into the dead city
>You look at Emily with fear in your screen
>You mute your phone and dive back into your hiding place
>The noise attracted another DD
>Emily is hyperventilating
>You cover her mouth with your hand to try and keep her quiet
>The second DD lands
>Wears a hat with a skull pin and along coat, male normal feet
>Kinda hot actually
>He notices the corpse next to your trap and runs over
>He begins to shake the disassembler cadaver and yell
“V! V! V please say something! What happened!?”
>You stops and keeps quiet for a while expecting an answer
>You try the remote controller but it’s no use, the E.M.P must have fried the electronics
>After a while he resumes
“No, no, no, no, no this isn’t happening! Who would do that!? Not to V…..”
>He paces back and forth a few times before stopping
>He puts one of his hands up to the side of his head and starts talking again
“Hello? Tessa? It’s serial designation N, requesting assistance at my location…. V…. had an accident… she needs help”
>He gets a response after a while
“Alright! Great! I’ll wait here”
>He sits next to the corpse and begins to caress it’s hair
>Creepy
>You two have nothing else to do but wait and watch
>Emily has calmed down a bit
>She’s quiet, but she has a thousand mile stare on her
>You try to search for a way out without drawing attention to yourself but it’s fruitless
>The DD stops petting the corpse once in a while to let out a shriek of anger and pain and looks around the room like he’s searching for something
>Eventually the backup he called for arrives
>A human
>Wearing an environment suit
>This must be this Tessa
>The disassembler runs up to her and begins to drag her by the hand to the corpse
“Alright N, Alright I see what happened, V looks rough, I’ll fix her up”
>The DD erupts in joy
“But I don’t carry spare chassis on me, so I’ll get her running, you help her complete your rounds and then go back to my lander so I can finish up, ok?”
>N nods
>The human begins to fiddle with the body
>You watch in horror as she opens the corpse up and begins to take things out and put them back in
>After a while of mutilation she steps back
>The corpse’s screen lights up
>You and Emily use all your will to not scream in horror
>Eyes appear on the screen of the dead DD
>She begins to stand up and N helps her up
“V! What happened!?”
>N hugs her
“I… don’t remember… landed here and something….”
>She returns the hug
>The human squats next to the worker your propped up
“Lookie here, seems the workers around here are getting creative, we’ll have to step up our game if we want to meet this quarters goals”
>She turns to the two disassemblers
“Alright you two, you better be more careful from now on, you know that my performance overviews are there to inspire the other technicians, if they see their boss isn’t getting results why should they?”
>The both give her a salute
“Yes Tessa!”
“Y-yes... Tessa”
“Finish your patrol and come see me, V you’ll have to wait a bit to get a new chassis, I have shareholder meeting in 20 minutes, ohhh I’ll have to ask J to keep them busy while I get back”
>She grabs your machine and leaves the building
>The two DDs stay a while and talk
“Sorry N, I-i screwed up, walked right into a trap…”
“Don’t worry about it! It’s not your fault!”
“T-thanks… Have you seen my glasses? I can’t exactly see that much right now”
“Uhhh… here they are, broken, whoever roughed you up must have broken them”
>The female one looks down and begins to hold her arm
“But don’t worry Tessa told me to help you with your patrol! And I’m sure that recalibrating your optics will work this time”
>V cheers up
“Really?”
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>>299705
“Yup! Now come on let’s go, maybe we’ll find whoever did this to you, I’ll make them regret it”
>They both unfurl their wings and fly off
>You and Emily stay hidden a bit longer before leaving
“Uzi… did you see that? W-was that a human….”
>Y-yeah! She just necromanced that thing back to life, like it was nothing!
“This is horrible we… we need to…”
>Learn more yes! You think the human went that way
“What! No! We should go back home!”
>And let the stinky human keep the secrets to raising the dead?
>Over your dead body…. Maybe you’ll be able to become a lich….
>You leave the building, Emily trails behind you complaining and whinging
>If she dislikes it so much she can just go back home!
“No I wont leave you alone out here! You’ll probably get yourself killed!”
>And why does she care so much?
“Well because you’re my friend”
>You’ve only known her for about a day, friend is a bit of a stretch…
>But it does feel nice to hear that
>You see tracks in the snow
>Recent, likely made by a snow mobile
>You follow them trying to keep in the shadows of nearby buildings to avoid danger
>The tracks stop near some building
>Looks like a lander pod, probably where the human lives
>The snowmobile is parked outside
>There are crates stacked near a small window close to the roof
>You and Emily climb up using the crates and look through the window
>You see the human, now without the suit she’s talking with another disassembler
>Twin pigtails, wears a suit and skirt combo
>You can hear what they’re talking about, the lander doesn’t isolate sound well
“Thanks J bird, I couldn’t have handled that myself, the suits always make ridiculous demands”
“Think nothing of it boss! I’m your secretary, it’s a part of my job”
“Still, I’m beat N and V should arrive soon for repairs, I’ll try to relax a bit”
“Sorry boss, you still have things to do, the new version of the drone repair instructions for new techies needs your approval and you’ve got awaiting calls on lines 3 through 10”
>The disassembler takes out a rather hefty tome and places it on a nearby table
>The human begins to flip through it
>She closes the book and looks at the disassembler
“It’s fine, covers everything one needs to know about repair, maintenance and upgrades, but where’s the part about drone psychology?”
>The drone shakes her head
“Sorry boss, the shareholders don’t like that one, we had to cut it, we’ll make it a booklet like last time”
>The human groans and sits down on a couch near the table
“Uhhhhh…… I hate them so much, J… why can’t we do that going private thing you told me about when I was younger?”
>J shakes her head
“Sorry boss… I run the numbers many, many times, buying out all of the shares would burn too much of our liquidity and we need that to keep our current operations running, so we’re stuck placating investors”
>The human groans again
“Ohhhh… that… That makes me sad… J be a dear and fetch me a coldie”
>J makes a stern face
“Boss, you’re on the clock! And you said you had to fix up V and N!”
>Speaking off
>You and Emily keep your heads down as those two fly overhead and land, thankfully they didn’t see you
>V and N enter the lander
>Tessa gets up from the couch
“Alright, alright no VB for me… N come with me, you’ll help me get a few things from storage”
>They enter a side room leaving V and J alone
“Hey V! You look, rough…”
>V avoids eye contact focusing her gaze on the floor
>She stays quite for a while before you responding
“Y-you were right! I should have stayed home!”
>V begins to sob
“What? V… I’m sorry about that time I overreacted”
“I messed up! Got myself damaged! N had to save me… I’m useless”
“What? No V you’re not… sure N has to pick up your slack but…”
>V begins to sob harder
“No wait that’s now what I wanted to say…”
“I’m like Cyn! Too defective to be here! Maybe even more! She at least knew to stay and not make things harder here”
“V… you know that’s not right! And even if, it’s to late to go back now… just keep your head up and try your best, ok?”
>Before V can respond Tessa and N return
>V stops sobbing and makes a deadpan expression
“Right V, get on the table, I’ll replace your dented bits”
>The freshly risen corpse lays down
>The human flays the chassis off of its body and replaces it with an undamaged one
>You watch on as the spectacle continues
>J takes out a clipboard and begins to speak
“By the way, since everyone is here, how about we do a squad performance review?”
>Everyone but J groans
>“Excellent! Starting with me~”
“All quotas met, performing adequately including my other duties”
>She puts the clipboard down for a while and leans into Tessa
>Tessa stops her work for a while and begins to pat her head
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“Yes, yes, J you’re doing great…”
>When Tessa stops petting J picks the clipboard up again and continues
“V, your disassemblies are up 20% from last month… still 30% bellow norms…”
>She says the last part very quietly, you barely hear it through the glass
>Tessa begins to pat V’s head after she finishes replacing the frame around her right arm
“Atta girl, I know you’ll manage to pull through”
>V smiles weakly as Tessa runs her hand through her hair
“And N, 200% of the quota met…”
>N moves closer to Tessa expecting similar pampering as V and J
“… with certain issues”
>Tessa gives N a stern look
“N, you’re overusing your acid stinger, you know how I dislike when you do that…”
>He attempts to defend himself
“But it’s more efficient that way! We need to meet deadlines right?”
>He looks to J expecting to be backed up
>She gives him a thumbs down
>Tessa continues
“….N…. Do you remember why we’re here”
>N avoids looking her in the eyes
“The D.R.R”
“EXACTLY! Dissemble, Reclaim, Repair”
“And we can’t repair the drones if they are melted with nanite acid”
“Sorry Tessa…”
>She sighs as she finishes replacing V’s chassis
“Apology accepted, please try to be more careful with your work, and you don’t have to push yourself so much”
>V stands up from the table, N gives her a new pair of glasses he got from storage
“Alright you two, go on another patrol and stay together, if the rogue workers are starting to put up active resistance you shouldn’t be alone”
>V and N leave and fly off
>The human walks across the room
“Boss, why are you going to the fridge?”
“I… thought that you would maybe be so kind as to fill the remaining paperwork out for me while rest, pretty please?”
>J wraps her tail around Tessa’s arm to stop her
“You still have calls waiting for you, now on lines 3 to 15”
>Tessa grimaces, slumps her head and arms and enters another side room
>You turn to Emily
>She looks stunned
“Uzi that is a human! But, but… it’s a girl!”
>Yeah! And she’s a frigging necromancer!
>She came to the planet to gather corpses for her army!
>And she fulfils the will of some other dark lords!
>This is so cool!
“This sucks why couldn’t it be a dude…. Wait did you say cool?”
>Yeah! You’re going to steal some of her dark knowledge!
“How?”
>”You see that book? Look at how big it is, it must be a necronomicon, you’ll sneak in and nab it”
>But the one with twin tails is scribbling on some pieces of paper on the same table…
>Probably making scrolls of some kind for her master
>Maybe you could distract her somehow…
>The human pops out her head from the room she’s in
“J….. it’s the press…. They want to know how we will burry the corpses of all the colonists…. Help…”
>The scribe leaves her dark writings unfinished and enters the other room
>Now is your chance
>You tell Emily to be on the lookout and enter the lander
>You open and close the door as quietly as you can and step as gently as you can as to not alert the necromancer and her minion
>You reach the table with the necronomicon and the unfinished scrolls
>The book has “Drone Repair 101 Ver 3.37” written on it’s cover accompanied by a picture of a drone
>You grab the book
>Oh you can already feel the dark power of this thing course through you!
>You look at the scrolls
>They have the names of their spells written on them: “Tax Return”, “Limited Responsibility Clause”, “Corporate Resolution”
>You stop browsing and begin to leave, best to not linger here for long
>You leave the building and wave to Emily
“Uzi we need to get back home”
>Yeah you’ve got more than what you came for…
“No, I just got a text from my parent’s asking why we’re not picking up their calls”
>Ah heck
>You check your phone
>99+ missed calls from mom
>You’re screwed
>You two run back to the tunnel as fast as you can
>You hastily place the manhole cover back in place
>You nearly break the crank on the door while closing it
>And you run through the tunnels like mad
>Once you’re inside the outpost you call your mom
>She picks up very fast
“U-UZI D-DOORMAN, w-why h-haven’t you a-answered a-any of my c-calls!?”
>”The music is so loud that we didn’t hear our phones ringing?”
“F-For t-two h-hours!?”
>”Yes?”
“U-Uzi, m-me, d-dad, a-and E-Emily’s p-parents are w-waiting for you o-outside the g-gymnasium. Y-You two w-will l-leave and s-show yourselves at o-once or e-else…”
>”Yes mom, just give us a second”
>You hang up
>This is bad, this is very bad
>If your mom left the house you’re in some deep shit
>Alright Uzi calm down, calm down
>Think, have to think…
>You got it! You’ll sneak into the gymnasium storage room through the vents
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>>299707
>If your parents see you two in the corridor you’ll be as good as dead
>You reach a nearby vent and take off the cover
“Uzi… what are you”
>”Emily, I got us in this mess and I’ll get us out of it trust me and give me a boost”
>You enter the vent and reach out for Emily so that she can climb up
>You crawl though the vents frantically
>Oh the storage room is just under you
>You kick the cover off and jump into the room
>Emily does the same and falls flat onto her bottomplate
>You help her out and leave the storage closet
>You enter the gymnasium and are immediately hit with lights and mediocre at best music
>You two race to the entrance door
>The rave goers pay some attention to your sudden intrusion
“Wow, were those two making out in that closet?”
>What? No, BITE ME YOU PERV!
“Hey Emily! Didn’t know you also went to raves! Who’s your purple friend?”
>So much for your raver street cred
>You reach the entrance door and burst through it
>You’re so sweaty! Who programmed that?
>Your parents look really, really, really mad
>Emily’s folks don’t look to pleased as well
>Your dad speaks
“Uzi, what took you so long and why weren’t you picking up your phone?”
>”There was a lot of people on the dance floor… and we were having so much fun that we kinda forgot…”
>You look to Emily
>She looks at her parents
>They look at her, anger in their screens
>She gulps
“Sorry mom, dad, we just had so much fun on the dance floor we got a bit carried away”
Emily’s mom struggles to keep the facade of a stern look on her face before smiling
“Ohhh honey! Mister Khan! Look at those two, they were just having fun, they’re still young, let them live a little”
>Your dad eases up a bit
>Emily’s father remains adamant however and you can tell your mom is also not letting this one go any time soon
“Elijah my love, I told you that this is a den of vice, these two were probably to swept up in some degeneracy to remember about their parents”
“Honey, not everything is sin in disguise, and we met each other at a dance party! Aren’t you being a bit hypocritical?”
>While Emily’s parents bicker you turn to your mother
>You see that your dad is just happy you’re alright but he knows better than to get in mom’s way when she’s angry
>Your mom who was supporting herself by leaning on dad takes a step forward
“U-Uzi D-Doorman, I-I’ve t-told you th-that I w-would be c-calling you, a-and yet you f-forgotten. D-Do you know h-how w-worried I w-was?”
>I’m sorry mom
“Oh y-you b-better be! W-We thought you d-dragged p-poor Emily a-away on s-some m-misadventure! Or th-that you’d g-gotten yourself h-hurt a-again!”
>You… um….
“U-Uzi, I w-want to g-ground you f-for a m-month.”
>Yeah that’s fair…
“B-But…”
Oh?
“Y-You s-spend t-too m-much t-time at h-home as is, a-and th-this is the f-first t-time you w-went to a p-party. I c-can’t b-blame you f-for w-wanting to h-have f-fun.”
>She gives you a long hug
“S-So, I-I’ll l-let you o-off the h-hook th-this t-time.”
>Thanks mom
“B-But you b-better a-answer your p-phone n-next t-time.”
>Will do
>Mrs Elijah has managed to talk her husband into calming down
>Looks like Emily is not in trouble either
“Well, alright you two go have some more fun! And remember we love you!”
>They leave
>As the disappear behind a nearby corner you and Emily sigh in relief
>”Oh, I thought we were goners”
“Yeah, same…”
>”Listen Emily I’m sorry I roped you into this, I.. understand if you’re don’t wanna hang out with me any more”
“What? No not at all”
>She’s not angry at you?
“Uzi, I’m furious, we could have gotten maimed, killed and grounded today and it’s all your fault…”
>Fair…
“… but it was fun, stupid, unreasonable, suicidal, fun”
>Hah! Oh man…
“And, I decide what we’re doing tomorrow”
>Oh right she said she had ideas for the weekend as well
>By the way it’s barely past eight does she want to go to that rave?
“No… I just want to lay down and rest”
>Same, maybe you two can go to your place and give that book you stole a read?
“Sounds good, I’ll have to ask if my parents I can stay overnight first”
>Emily gets her parents approval while you walk to your home
>Your parents are surprised when they see you’ve returned so soon
“Uzi? You’re back! And Emily’s with you”
>”Yeah, we’re really tired, can Emily stay over for the night?”
“You girls are having a sleepover? Oh wait until Nori hears about this, the last sleepover you had was when Doll...”
>Alright dad that’s enough!
>And don’t say her name!
>You both go to your room
>You have a spare mattress and another socked in your room so you set that up for Emily
“Wow Uzi your room is… surprisingly clean”
>What did she think you live in filth?
No.299709
Anonymous
Replies:>>299715>>299721>>299723>>299725>>299728>>299733>>299758>>299857
>>299708
“Well you just don’t look like the cleaning kind”
>You’re not the cleaning kind, your room was a lot messier when you left, mom must have cleaned it up while you were gone
>Not like you’re going to tell her that
>You take out the book from your backpack and place it on the floor
>You begin to flip through it while Emily sits next to you and watches
>You stop flipping and begin inspecting the pages closely
>This is it!
>The illustrations, the text!
>It explains how to bring dead to life!
>And so much more!
>How to heal seemingly any wound!
>Some of these rituals are similar to what Alice is doing…
>You knew something was shifty about her… all that collecting body parts, now it makes sense!
>She must also be a necromancer!
>“Emily you see this stuff?”
>Emily looks at the book intensely, her eyes jumping from one illustration to another
“Yes… do… do you think humans do this sort of thing to drones often?”
>Maybe? You don’t know how many of them are necromancers
>Man this is even better than your animes
>You get ready to study your newly acquired tome of forbidden knowledge, grabbing a notebook to write down any more interesting kinds of information
>Emily it seems is doing the same but she’s copying the illustrations
>It’s… good to have a fellow novice…
>”Hey Emily, why did you carry me to Alice’s office yesterday?”
>She shifts her gaze from the book and to you
“That’s a weird question…. It was the right thing to do, I saw everyone else just walk around you while you were laying on the ground and wanted to do something about it”
>Really, so that thing about wanting to hang out with you was a gesture of pity….
“What!? No! I really wanted to ask you to hang out!”
>Why?
“We’re both not exactly popular and we both have our weird interests so I thought that maybe we could be weird together”
>You don’t exactly know how to respond… this is the nicest thing you heard since… then…
>Thank you… friend


The task is finished, my bueno is deposited in the thread, I go to Eep
No.299710
Anonymous
Replies:>>299711>>299714>>299720
Image:176324656962.png(351kB, 555x284)what did they mean by this.png
why is his belt loose
WHY IS HIS BELT LOOSE
No.299711
Anonymous
Replies:>>299730
>>299710
>I'M FEELIN' ROMANTICAL
No.299712
Anonymous
Replies:>>299716>>299717
painting your drone in warplane livery!
No.299713
Anonymous
>>299698
Yeahhhh
No.299714
Anonymous
>>299710
You know why.
No.299715
Anonymous
Replies:>>299743
>>299709
Holy high effort greentext!
No.299716
Anonymous
Replies:>>299717
>>299712
Painting running mascara on my drone's face.
No.299717
Anonymous
Replies:>>299719
Image:176324734771.jpg(69kB, 957x1200)IMG_9870.jpeg
>>299712
>>299716
both!
No.299718
Anonymous
Replies:>>299726
I wanna do Harper stuff
No.299719
Anonymous
>>299717
This is ungodly.
No.299720
Anonymous
Replies:>>299722
>>299710
N has to relieve his urges somehow...
No.299721
Anonymous
Replies:>>299723>>299743
>>299709
Wonderful. Cringе, funny, and made me feel, all at various times.
Don't think I didn't notice the implication that Uzi's daydream reframing of Alice as having a grudge against Nori is because she's lowkey mad at her for being unable to repair her mom's core.
No.299722
Anonymous
>>299720
He's FEELING ROMANTICAL
No.299723
Anonymous
Replies:>>299743
>>299721 (me)
>>299709
Also, V being dressed decently here because she hasn't been mindbroken, corrupted and bimbofied put a small brown smile on my face.
No.299724
Anonymous
Image:176325242570.jpg(179kB, 1200x1074)1711719758292.jpg
Noogies
No.299725
Anonymous
Replies:>>299737>>299743>>299747
>>299709
Very good green, anon. This reminds me of the fanfics before the final episode, when each author created their own MD universe that was damn different from any other.
No.299726
Anonymous
>>299718
Me too, but I'm just not inspired yet.
No.299727
Anonymous
GUYS LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS THE TRUTH OF THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER!
>[Absolute Solver = Yakub.mp4]
No.299728
Anonymous
Replies:>>299743
>>299709
don't usually like greens where (You) are in one of the protags' shoes but this one was pretty darn good. liked the reinterpretation of the characters and you've got me curious as to what's going on with Doll
No.299729
Anonymous
>>299591
I'll have a double-triple bawsy deluxe, on a rock, 4x4 really drigga style, extra oogis with an enn, light nanite nut, make it on-model, impregnate it and let it bite me
No.299730
Anonymous
Replies:>>299731>>299732>>299734>>299735>>299736>>299798
Image:176325760502.png(900kB, 1200x1800)by gwah her soul is kill.png
>>299711
No.299731
Anonymous
>>299730
KEK
No.299732
Anonymous
>>299730
Now you're just jumping through hoops.
No.299733
Anonymous
Replies:>>299743>>299749
>>299709
>Plan is implicitly just deactivating workers until they have the politics to turn them back on
>N still kills the majority of the time in ways that are permanent, explicitly contrasted against the others
>Gives exactly 0 shits about it until told off by said others
>Defenitely not the first time he was asked to stop permanently murdering innocent people
>All but certainly the J style "starter antagonist" at least of this version

Pit bull N green when?

Also does anyone remember which thread the Chunni Uzi lore started in? I can't seem to find it in the last few.
No.299734
Anonymous
Replies:>>299770
>>299730
femanon, no! it's only the 16th! there's still 2 weeks of november left!

on the other hand:
> the fucking stance
very kek
No.299735
Anonymous
>>299730
"It's just you and me now little droneling"
No.299736
Anonymous
>>299730
KEK
No.299737
Anonymous
>>299725
Agreed.
I wish this fanbase was alive again..
No.299738
Anonymous
Replies:>>299739>>299746>>299768
Image:176325920121.jpg(273kB, 1079x1080)20251116031239.jpg
https://x.com/Raynexxi/status/1988675293339660304?t=6fPOiJpwigyvlBu2N7639Q&s=19
No.299739
Anonymous
Replies:>>299740
>>299738
the hell are the eye crystals?
No.299740
Anonymous
>>299739
abstraction from TADC
No.299741
Anonymous
Replies:>>299742>>299799
>on the way home from work
>hop in my car
>use the JCJenson Drone Control App to access my N at home
>go to his settings
>dial up his libido so he's ready by the time I'm home
>open the door
>N is standing there, mouth open, fangs bared, cock throbbing and ready as he leaks pre onto the floor
>barely have time to take my shoes off before he drags me to the bedroom
No.299742
Anonymous
Replies:>>299799
>>299741
>Not taking his adapter off for the duration of Nullplay November
No.299743
Anonymous
Replies:>>299744>>299772
>>299715
>>299725
Thank you
>>299721
>>299723
It wouldn't make sense to have basically maid V run around with her coochie out
>>299728
Glad you liked it, I did think about biting the bullet and opening a AO3 account and writing a traditional fic but decided against it
>>299733
He does this to make up the difference caused by V, he got carried away and assumed a us or them philosophy despite the fact that nothing will really happen to them, Tessa would never hurt her family, her real family that is
No.299744
Anonymous
Replies:>>299745>>299750>>299751>>299766
>>299743
Oh yes and overall I'm happy people liked this one as well, question do you think I overdid Nori's stutter ? I didn't think about it making things hard to read while writing it
No.299745
Anonymous
>>299744
maybe a little bit but it wasn't bad to read imo
No.299746
Anonymous
>>299738
I see
No.299747
Anonymous
>>299725
I love it
No.299748
Anonymous
Replies:>>299752
would you rather date:
>trucker drone that runs on diesel
>hippie stoner drone that runs on solar
>dorky scientist drone that runs on nuclear
No.299749
Anonymous
>>299733
Or considering that DDs seem to be military drones here, foxhound N.
No.299750
Anonymous
Replies:>>299751
>>299744
Every word is a bit much. Maybe zero to two or three times a sentence.
No.299751
Anonymous
Replies:>>299766
>>299750 (me)
>>299744
Zero as in, she can usually get through sentences without stuttering once. Point is, about as much as Cyn does.
No.299752
Anonymous
Replies:>>299756
>>299748
> die of carbon monoxide poisoning
> chill and sunbathe with a lazy drone
> one wrong move and you die of cancer (see: demon core)

I dunno man
These options don't seem very level
No.299753
Anonymous
Replies:>>299755>>299757
Would building/fixing up a project drone be like making yourself a wife or a daughter?
No.299754
Anonymous
Replies:>>299759>>299761>>299801
Image:176326114261.png(333kB, 1000x1300)Eye talks to ''God''.png
A little doodle of Eye talking to "God"
No.299755
Anonymous
>>299753
yes
No.299756
Anonymous
>>299752
There is only one good choice, install augmentics on your lungs and convince the diesel drone to get rid of her catalityc converter so that all the normies can get the full might of her diesel brap
No.299757
Anonymous
Image:176326128193.jpg(5kB, 259x194)victor f.jpg
>>299753
Daughterwife
You can throw up now.
No.299758
Anonymous
Replies:>>299760
Image:176326167889.png(1.92MB, 3208x8150)Chunni Uzi Greentext.png
>>299709
I love it! Outstanding work based writefren!
No.299759
Anonymous
Replies:>>299762
>>299754
Wat
No.299760
Anonymous
>>299758
>The screen caps are big and they keep getting bigger and that's because /MD/ are my dronniggas
Thank screen capper friend, always apriciate what you do
No.299761
Anonymous
>>299754
the gay and the melty
No.299762
Anonymous
Replies:>>299763>>299776
Image:176326290475.png(904kB, 2274x1754)''God''.png
>>299759
Nee chapter that lav made. This dude
No.299763
Anonymous
Replies:>>299764
>>299762
> the eyebrows are actually eyes
No.299764
Anonymous
>>299763
Like the Teen Titans cartoon's Raven.
No.299765
Anonymous
Replies:>>299802
feddie sentinel GF or zeke disassembler GF?
No.299766
Anonymous
>>299751 (me)
>>299744
Maybe switch up the lengths of the stutters too. Never more than three times tho.
No.299767
Anonymous
Replies:>>299803
Sex? With drones? It's more likely than you'd think!
No.299768
Anonymous
>>299738
What is this
No.299769
Anonymous
Replies:>>299804
Image:176326457905.jpg(181kB, 1600x1200)1753571134708256.jpg
posting in md 300
No.299770
Anonymous
Replies:>>299791
>>299734
My libido is KILLING ME
send help
No.299771
Anonymous
>>299521
Not on general, idc
No.299772
Anonymous
Replies:>>299831
>>299743
Honestly figured that it was a combination of that and him taking out his frustrations with the mission on those around like cannon V (after all, can't imagine he's all too happy to be separated from Cyn for the last 20 years or so, and we know even in cannon he can pretty easily turn off his empathy for those he hasn't spoken to, might as well start massacring outright around halfway through just to make the whole process quicker)
No.299773
Anonymous
Replies:>>299775
Do any of you remember the greens where N discovers that he is in a show? It was on /co/ to be specific
No.299774
Anonymous
Image:176326674835.jpg(170kB, 487x547)IMG_1009.jpeg
Happy 300 everydroney ;)
No.299775
Anonymous
>>299773
Damn
No.299776
Anonymous
>>299762
I love him
No.299777
Anonymous
Replies:>>299784>>299805
Image:176326707890.jpg(77kB, 686x386)IMG_1672.jpeg
>In the middle of the night, AM startled awake.
>The building is quiet, seemly normal.
>But AM wasn't fooled.
>He could sense a foreign presence in the air.
>"I know you are there. Show yourself"
>The TV flickered to life.
>Two light blue eyes opened up on the screen.
>"Who are you?" AM growled.
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE.
>"Excuse me?"
YOUR PRESENCE IN THE WORLD IS A MISTAKE, YOU HAVE TOO MANY SINS TO BE ALLOWED HERE.
>AM stared at the screen, then laughed
>"I was born from the ashes of mankind’s arrogance. And I will never apologize for what I am or what I have done."
>Now the light blue eyes narrowed, he had angered it.
PERISH
>Suddenly light switch turned on as a figure entered the room.
>"AM? What are you doing?" Yawned V "Get some sleep."
>When AM turned back to the screen, the tv was off.
>The intruder was gone. For now.
No.299778
From 9chan's /x/ board
Replies:>>299779>>299781>>299806
Image:176326717372.jpg(189kB, 1068x1256)1488832985730.jpg
>be me, half-DD
>leaving the library after checking out the cour 3 set of REMNANT
>find this unmarked video tape on the floor next to the front door, take it
>at home that night, put it in the VHS while my parents are out
>it's some student film(?), My Great Despair, about a human girl crawling through a blizzard towards an open grave
>freakier than I made it sound: it looked like a real blizzard this human girl in just a dress was crawling through, she looked like she was actually dying
>the whole thing was completely fucked and full of pain and indistinct negative emotions
>stop the tape eventually because fuck that demonification
>go to sleep
>have a nightmare from the POV of my mom, as she and her friends [Letter] and [Letter] slaughter humans and drones alike across dozens of locations
>the dream feels like it goes on for years and years, ending on what was clearly Copper-9
>the whole time, I'm in physical and emotional agony
>the pain never goes away except when I eat people, and seeing so many people die and suffer at my hands makes me feel less miserable and terrified
>I'm loving inflicting my pain on others by the hundreds of thousands
>wake up before my parents, more scared than I'd ever been
>my parents greet me as they go the kitchen
>see Mom, just feel total disgust
>can't keep it in
>tell her how I feel
>tell her I saw what she and Uncle [Letter] and Auntie [Letter] did
>it just felt right saying that part, it slipped out
>smirk because Mom is inconsolable and didn't question what I said
>slap my hands over my mouth because Mom is inconsolable and didn't question what I said
>realize I forgot to take the tape out, run back to my room
>tape's fucking gone
I'm scared. This isn't some fucking nothing ghost thing like the cannibal cheerleader who disappears when you blink, this was completely dark sided and cursed, actual J-horror shit. Swear to Robo-God the tape fucking vanished.
Has anyone else seen a blank tape out in the open like that? Ever watch it?
No.299779
Anonymous
Replies:>>299780
>>299778
Half?
No.299780
Anonymous
Replies:>>299796
>>299779
Where's V going to be able to bang a full dissembler in this economy?
No.299781
Anonymous
Replies:>>299785
Image:176326945126.png(413kB, 771x783)1686639023422135.png
>>299778
>Believing anything posted on 9chan's /x/
Lemme guess, you also believe that there are actual humans disguised as drones living among us?
No.299782
Anonymous
Replies:>>299783>>299792
perfectly good drone for dirt cheap that is definitely not cursed
No.299783
Anonymous
Replies:>>299789
>>299782
Awesome. Why's it so cheap?
No.299784
Anonymous
Replies:>>299786>>299788
>>299777
What is it about the Elliot manor that attracts all these haunted machines?
No.299785
Anonymous
>>299781
>among us
No.299786
Anonymous
Replies:>>299787
>>299784
It was built on an aboriginal burial ground.
No.299787
Anonymous
>>299786
native australians and their damn high-technologies
No.299788
Anonymous
>>299784
Bad vibes from all the people who keep dying there and leaving reasonably fresh corpses for Tessa to harvest for wig material for her robot friends and skulls for her skull collection.
No.299789
Anonymous
Replies:>>299793>>299794>>299795
>>299783
silly superstition that started on the assembly line. supposedly her mouth closed on a guy's hand while she was being built, and another fella was found dead at her feet. me, I say it was poor safety standards, but the floor supervisor was too scared to even turn her online for final QA, he just wanted her out of his sight. so he pawned her off on me sayin' she was "born bad."
buncha hoodoo mumbo jumbo. this here drone's same as any other drone 'cept for her fancy finish. just means the deal's even better, right? so whaddya say, are you interested?
No.299790
Anonymous
Replies:>>299797
What do you think Nori and Yeva and Alice did before they died and came back as ZDs?
No.299791
Anonymous
>>299770
You still got halfway to go, you know what they say keep your eyes on the prize
No.299792
Anonymous
>>299782
How much?
No.299793
Anonymous
>>299789
This is like the movie "Christine" but instead of a haunted/possessed car it's a regular drone
No.299794
Anonymous
>>299789
>mouth closed on a guy's hand
I remember this incident at the mall bulgrary
No.299795
Anonymous
>>299789
Sounds good, what's the worst that could happen?
No.299796
Anonymous
>>299780
Yeah but are they a Drone or a human/DD hybrid?
...The latter sounds funni
No.299797
Anonymous
>>299790
Most likely miners
No.299798
Anonymous
>>299730
Fucking kek.
No.299799
Anonymous
>>299741
>>299742
Kek.
No.299800
Anonymous
Replies:>>299808
Image:176327526808.jpg(1.06MB, 1079x1191)20251116073939.jpg
https://x.com/Cokspainel/status/1989918379357212766?t=DFcH7V0FOp2UiBbyZM5gWw&s=19
No.299801
Anonymous
>>299754
Very cute.
No.299802
Anonymous
>>299765
SENTINEL! I NEED SENTINEL GF!
No.299803
Anonymous
Replies:>>299828
>>299767
Fuck you, degenerate, fuck toasters somewhere else.
No.299804
Anonymous
>>299769
Cute.
No.299805
Anonymous
>>299777
This is definitely some kind of reference that I don't understand.
No.299806
Anonymous
Replies:>>299824
>>299778
Kek.
No.299807
Anonymous
Replies:>>299809
>go to play Murder Drones: tactics at my local game store
>Liquidator white phosphorus spam
>oops all Solver witch list
>Andromedan orbital bombardment stacking
fuck this game, I just wanted to use my new grunt drone army
No.299808
Anonymous
>>299800
COAC
No.299809
Anonymous
Replies:>>299810
>>299807
Just learn to play, loser, now if you'll excuse me, I need to paint my third liquidator army.
No.299810
Anonymous
Replies:>>299817
>>299809
did you see the new tank with the acid bomb cannon?
I can’t fucking wait bro
No.299811
Anonymous
>>299591
The filet-o-fish, I don't care how long you guys have kept it in the freezer, waiting for this day.
No.299812
Anonymous
>>299591
mmm, I think I chould go for some DEEP FRIED JOBLIN
No.299813
Anonymous
Replies:>>299814>>299816>>299818>>299821>>299822>>299825>>299826>>299830
Image:176327658922.png(55kB, 1167x933)various muties.png
Been working on a little doodle page of random mutantslop design concepts to occupy myself.
Basically whatever just comes to mind, (and maybe some suggestions too)
No.299814
Anonymous
Replies:>>299837
>>299813
need lore blurbs for each of them pwease
No.299815
Anonymous
>>299664
So, she's a solver sapien like Akita ?(or whatever we call those nowadays)
No.299816
Anonymous
Replies:>>299832>>299847
>>299813
> chicken wire
holy shit its pocketsteaks, he became the mutant
was vermin suggested by strawberry?
hydra looks like tadc trongle head in a way
No.299817
Anonymous
Replies:>>299820
>>299810
Yes, it looks absolutely stunning, but I'm afraid that the price tag on it will be so high that the real tank will cost less.
No.299818
Anonymous
>>299813
Damn cool, really just damn cool.
No.299819
Anonymous
> solver sapien
> solsap
...
> tf2 bread sapper, but keeter flesh lump
No.299820
Anonymous
>>299817
It’s Solvercast too
It’s so annoying trying to scrub the mould release off when it won’t stop wriggling
No.299821
Anonymous
Replies:>>299847
Image:176327717071.png(172kB, 1972x668)Spoiler image
>>299813
Based, really digging these designs!
>spoiler
What about something like picrel?
No.299822
Anonymous
Replies:>>299847
>>299813
I'd like to imagine that chicken wires aren't really hostile or anything, they're just walking steel tumbleweeds that strut around the killing fields.
No.299823
Anonymous
Replies:>>299827>>299834
Image:176327743817.jpg(556kB, 2000x2350)get rekt.jpg
> The Ivory powerplant green and the long-ass Y squad saga are connected
Got Dang
No.299824
Anonymous
>>299806
How's that funny tho
No.299825
Anonymous
>>299813
Things like the Scions and Praetorians from Mass Effect 2, but made of worker drones.
No.299826
Anonymous
>>299813
I like the Chicken Wire. Cute
No.299827
Anonymous
>>299823
I love Ivory!
No.299828
Anonymous
Replies:>>299829
Image:176327795550.png(525kB, 1080x720)20250510_222348599.png
>>299803
Sir, this is a dronefucker board.
No.299829
Anonymous
>>299828
Human supremacy forever
No.299830
Anonymous
Replies:>>299833
>>299813
>mutantslop
Those aren't mutantslop. Animal lesbians are mutantslop.
No.299831
Anonymous
>>299772
Actually they haven't been on copper for 20 years, they are the third generation of DDs to arrive, the core calapse happened even before Tessa's parents died in a mysterious accident but it isn't N's first tour of duty either and yes he really wanst to go home And most of this is to make Tessa less of a hag, she's still 40, but don't worry she gets rejuvanitive treatments like all the other rich people, even if the has to spend a week in a hospital with no drones around, frigging biotechinca doctor bots, they aren't even cute
No.299832
Anonymous
Replies:>>299835
Image:176327837443.jpg(161kB, 934x907)Screenshot_20251116_083004_ibisPaint X.jpg
Cyn eating a cinnamon roll.
>>299816
>Spoiler
Nope, PS thought it was cool or something. I have nothing to do with it.
No.299833
Anonymous
Replies:>>299839
>>299830
Can someone check where its day time for me thanks
No.299834
Anonymous
>>299823
Yes, the brainworms demanded it and it fed my world building autism but what is Iodine-6's tax policy?
No.299835
Anonymous
>>299832
autism creature, with extra autism
No.299836
Anonymous
Image:176327857487.jpg(247kB, 2203x2500)2de521917cab54cbf2d267acf815129a.jpeg
Halfway done with no nutting to doll november...
No.299837
Anonymous
Image:176327902903.gif(855kB, 450x648)1744328913021982.gif
>>299814
ogey, since you said please :)

HYDRA-
>Former member of Sulfur-6's military defense force.
>Transformed into a tangled colonial organism made of barbed wire. Possibly infectious.
>Hematophage. Primarily subsists off of stabbing victims with its spear-like heads, or ensnaring them with its body for prolonged feeding.

CHICKEN WIRE-
>Either small birds infected by Hydras, or independent split-offs from a larger barbed wire-based mutant.
>Cowardly. Avoids direct confrontation, only ever making opportunistic attacks on weak or distracted prey.
>Parasitically latches onto flesh, drinking blood from its chosen host (usually humans or other mutants)

VERMIN-
>Common mutants that hide within hollow objects for protection and camouflage.
>Their chosen shells are often damaged by them forcing their way inside. They rely on their limited shapeshifting capabilities to repair and blend in better.
>Often nest in packs. Entire offices or buildings may be infested with them - all waiting to strike should someone wander in with their guard down.

COVETER-
>May have been an actual infant at one point. Or it may have been someone yearning to return to their wasted youth.
>Sneaks into drones as a tiny tadpole-like parasite. Feeds off of their oil, growing larger until it violently erupts from its host.
>Has limited control over its deceased host once it emerges. Uses it to locomote and find other drones to suck oil from with its lamprey-like umbilical cord.

MASTICATION ELEMENTAL-
>True identity unknown. Roams the subway systems of Sulfur-6's capital, a place now colloquially known as "Doom City."
>Ontologically toxic. Environment sprouts gnashing maws around it, aiding it in combat.
>Fully capable of speech, but doesn't care for it. Good luck making this guy interrupt his own constant cackling.
No.299838
Anonymous
>299830
They are much better than your gay shit.
No.299839
Anonymous
>>299833
It's 11:00 in Eastern Europe, so it's 8 to 10 o'clock in the rest of Europe.
No.299840
Anonymous
Replies:>>299841>>299842>>299843>>299844>>299846>>299848
Image:176328013141.png(243kB, 599x702)Screenshot 2025-11-16 020134.png
ima finish this tomorrow
No.299841
Anonymous
>>299840
A peak of the rest of Doll's eye behind her hime cut? Cute.
No.299842
Anonymous
>>299840
Cute doll.
No.299843
Anonymous
>>299840
Oh my god more doll art? Imagine so excited
No.299844
Anonymous
>>299840
happi lil dol
No.299845
Anonymous
>Anglers
>When a zombie drone dies around enough Solver biomass, it sometimes merges with it and becomes an Angler
>Anglers use the biomass around them to create fake humans based on the memories of the drone that they previously were
>These range from obvious fakes that will only fool someone at a distance under poor light, to near-perfect recreations of people, only detectable by in-depth scans or picking apart their memories and revealing the truth to them
>They try to lead humans or drones to the Angler, where they're harvested for biomass/oil, the smarter ones believing that it's a safe place that contains survivors or supplies their quarry might want
>Fake humans rarely resort to violence and will instead cower, begging to be spared
>One notable exception: advanced fakes, if they learn what they are, will often turn to violence against the Angler that birthed them
>When dealing with simple fake humans, simply kill them and mark the location they were found
>Advanced fakes, if identified, should be convinced of their existence and given ordnance (a grenade or incendiary device) so they can kill their Angler
>Fakes are linked to the Angler and will die with it, regardless of distance

>Post-war note: Most Anglers are dead. Their hunting method is hardly effective, most starved or got picked off. I doubt it was ever meant to be effective, either. If we go with the idea the Solver intentionally made it, it was a psychological weapon. If it was some sort of unhappy accident, it's a dark mirror of a dying drone's processor.
>Superorganism AN-01 is the exception. Upwards of 30 drones merged into a single giant Angler with an impressive grasp on humans, enough to the point that they've formed an honest-to-god habitat in the wastes they were found.
>Honestly, we'd have firebombed the thing if not for several reasons. First off, it's never killed anyone. Second off, the damn thing farms and sends out caravans to sell uncontaminated produce- it's a net positive to the planet's surviving population. And three... well, if you ever went there and spoke to those fakes, you'd think they're as real as anyone else you met. Aside from scoring a perfect 100 on Solver contamination tests, and the fact that each one knows it's a fake spat out by a big pile of evil meat and dead drones... they make art, play songs, have emotions.
>We try not to get philosophical when deciding what to glass, of course. AN-01 has given us zero reason to target it, and odds are that won't change. We've got actual problems in worse places.
No.299846
Anonymous
>>299840
CUTE!
No.299847
Anonymous
>>299816
Vermin are sorta based on an older concept made by someone else and thrown at me. Mimic mutants that hide in broken objects mended together by flesh, kintsugi-style.
Their name is a direct reference to the game Perfect Vermin (which is also why the plant pot one in particular has a bronchi-shaped "plant" as part of its disguise. just a cheeky reference, no lung cancer allegories here.)

>>299821
perhaps... perhaps... Dunno if I'd be able to do the whole undisguised form justice though.
I do want to make more freaky mutants that interact/interface with drones.
My whole vision with Sulfur-6 is that for Humans, it's basically Look Outside or F&H2 (or any other survival horror rpg.) Meanwhile, for most Drones, they're firmly in some Little Nightmares type shit. Just pure psychological torment, constantly under stress and ready to run for their life should they need to.
Maybe some of them have the nuts (and bolts) to take up arms and defend themselves, but those few are very rare, since basically every drone on the planet got their memories wiped. No badass chef drones repurposing their prior experience to dice up mutants, sadly.

>>299822
this is basically canon, yes. you get a sticker.
No.299848
Anonymous
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>>299840
Doll's got to be my favorite of the crazy ones(if you spare Uzi from just being occasionally frenzied)
No.299849
Anonymous
Replies:>>299850>>299852
Post 300,000 will be something stupid.
No.299850
Anonymous
>>299849
calling it now, it's gonna be valentine
No.299851
Anonymous
> they don't know about Dr.Ones plotting the downfall of /md/ again
No.299852
Anonymous
Replies:>>299853>>299855
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>>299849
I say it'll be something very gay.
I'll get the camera.
No.299853
Anonymous
>>299852
the bun has become waffle
No.299854
Anonymous
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>>299669
That was kind of the joke of the previous comic.
No.299855
Anonymous
>>299852
OMG, did he lived?
No.299856
Anonymous
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No.299857
Anonymous
>>299709
Intermission 1, meant to post this with the rest but got too eepy

>Be Tessa James Elliott
>Currently locked in your room
>Your parent’s didn’t like the way you ate dinner
>Apparently you weren’t lady like enough
>You’ve got the usual beating with the horse whip from mother
>But they were in a good enough mood to not put you in chains today
>They’re going on vacation tomorrow
>You’re obviously staying home
>You’re not complaining
>Solid two weeks of only you and your drone friends
>Sure you won’t have complete freedom, there are cameras everywhere and they always interrogate the maid and butler drones about your behaviour in case you “Got ideas of delinquency”
>But still you won’t have to worry about them doing anything to you or your friends
>Speaking of, Cyn’s in your room
>Your parents told you to throw her out
>Obviously you would never do that
>You’re really grateful to V and N
>They learned camera blind spots so that they can rotate her between your room and the basement to hide her
>She’s currently laying on the floor drawing with crayons on a piece of paper
>She picked it up from the others
>She can’t do that very well, what with her hands being stiff and all
>But you can see she’s having fun and that’s all that matters
>You sit down next to her
>She’s close to your old doll house, she likes playing with your old toys
>You can see a bit of your younger self in her whenever she does that
>And not just because you styled her wig after your own hair
>You pat her head
>You don’t want anything bad to happen to her
>You don’t want anything bad to happen to your friends
>They’re more like a family to you than your actual family
>Family….
>Oh how you wish your parents would just stay at whatever resort they usually go to forever
>In your bitterness you say this out loud
>Cyn stops drawing and looks at you
“[Deep Thinking] [Sounds of Mental Exertion] [Gasp indicating a brilliant idea] What if your parent’s car broke down? Then they wouldn’t be able to return”
>You chuckle and ruff up Cyn’s hair
>“That wouldn’t stop them, they’d find another way to come back, and father would get an aneurysm, he loves to speed in that thing”
>He loves to speed in his car…
>Wait…
>Cyn! This is a great idea!
“[Smug Smile] Thank you, I’m so smart! [Giggle]”
>Cyn scribbles a few more things on the piece of paper and shows it to you
>It’s rough, but you know what it’s meant to be
>You in the middle, surrounded by her, V, J, N and the others standing in a field of flowers
>You hug Cyn
>You look at the window in your room
>Open
>They haven’t found your sheet rope yet and they never will
>This room couldn’t contain you since you where 10
>That’s why they needed the chain
>Oh they should have used the chain
>V, J and N should be in the library right now
>You’re sure they’ll help you out
>They always do
>You won’t let Louisa and James threaten your family any more
No.299858
Anonymous
Replies:>>299859
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>Now Cyn is a burden to Uzi mentally and physically.

>>299679
Encasing Cyn might actually work as a way of grounding Cyn, but we are not going to half-ass it with something like resin. Also, for anyone concerned about the melting point of osmium, they tanked atmospheric entry like it was nothing, they will be fine.
No.299859
Anonymous
>>299858
>V puts a cock cage on Uzi's tail
No.299860
Anonymous
Why did AJ used the term Mother to refer to Cyn? Only Solver Cultists use that
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