>"So, sir, let's try this again: you tell us where and what time your troublemaking friends will be meeting, and we'll make sure miss judge is more favorable to you." >"Go to hell, toaster!" >"Okay, I wanted to do this the easy way. Girls, bring L."
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>>295519 She probably would, but I figure she'd see having children as irresponsible when they'd also be vampires full of eldritch meat. She'd be a great godmother though. And as things shook out, a great symbolic fairy godmother to a symbolic princess who was imprisoned far from home and is cursed to transform into a beast.
survival horror game with the R.E.0 swap system (and an item box because fuck hiking a mile to move all your items every time you open a new area) where you play as a liquidator and his drone partner venturing deeper and deeper into a solver-infested city to root it out at the source
>>295578 Sorry, the humans role is picking up objects from high shelves and >>295579 if the drone is not a sentinel, if the drone is a sentinel the human stays in spawn untill all hostiles are dead
A John and Dr.Holly short green >1/3 >It was another boring day here on this desolate planet known as Copper 9 >Nothing new nor exciting happens around here, especially with those idiotic drones always doing the most bland things there is >But that all changed when I gotten a visit:It was John. >Having nothing better to do I decided to have a chat with John to kill some time >And what I learn about him truly intrigued me > For you see John was a scientist just like me. Wanting to improve the models and such to these drones to make them more "effective" at certain tasks >The only key difference between John's and mines? It's that the corporation was able to accept my designs while Johns denied >But yet that part is the most confusing towards me. Why would anyone within their right mind deny these designs?! Multiple Null Cells fission reactors and Null Cells batteries and based weaponry. Having dissasembly drones more durable and combat oriented than rather be glass cannons, hell his very own drone legs have enough kinetic output to curb stomp a tank! >OH right I need to mention what are Null Cells fission and Null Cell batteries. Well to put it simply it's to convert The Null spheres into a form of kinetic energy to produce a large amount of electricity >Similar to how nuclear power plants work. Key difference? These baby's can not only give large amount of energy but these things can last near millennium before needing to change one out for a fresh new one >And the best part? You can use the dead Null Cells and convert them into raw materials to enhance certain materials. This not only mean your fully using the 100 percent of the material but practically limitless if you have a Solver User under control >And even the weapons can feel fantasy at times. Imagine taking over a planet with only needing a few drones, like say 5 at most. They'll have that planet under control less than an hour at most if they do double time.
>>295605 >2/3 >But it still begs the question: Why? Why deny this all of this within the first place? Don't they see the potential it holds! >That is when John told me the reason why: it's because of an war >The name of the war? The 500 year acceleration war. >A war where mankind catapulted themselves way to fast in terms of technology acceleration. >For you see during the 22 century the first ever war machine was built within the United States as was first deploy into battle just a few months later when Russia had enough and decided to mutual destruction for facing countless defeats of previous wars within the 21 century >This war machine not only destroy the nuke but was able to survive it's explosion...thus ticked the arms race as each nation needed to have one of their own >Accelerating them so fast thay they were able to conquer planets in means to order to stay ahead of the race >Thus chaos,slaughter and corporations might rose towards the very top, till by the 25th century came two events: The Flare of Osiris and The Great Reset >The Flare of Osiris was the last weapok that was ever developed and destroyed the entirety of the arms race. Being haunting reminder to those who tread to deep into technology and it's capabilities of how it can be use as a weapon. Thus formed the United Planet Union >This in turn also created the Great Reset. Where all the planets put their combined forces in order to rewrite and erase history in order to put humanity back on the right path >The path of an better future. Which explains why old technology is still around. For they try to achieve an frutiger aero style future >Trying to use nostalgia of these olden eras of 70s,80s,90s and of course the 2000s the achieve this effect >But of course it all came crumbling down. I mean, it was written on the wall. Trying to replicate something that has long since pass it purpose won't do at all >You must always think about the future and what it lies ahead to truly achieve the future you wanted
>>295606 >3/3 >That is where me and John agreed upon. But it does ask another question: how can John breath? >Simple answer:experimental nanite drug that can allow people to breath all sorts of gas, including toxic ones. As he told me >And I ask him yet another question: Does he ever fear the thought of dying? >He told me that if he were to die he'll merely come right back. After all he is cyns as he quote it "best friend". >OH really? Cyn considering a human a best friend? That made me laugh so I decided to put it to the test >I've grab both my hair pins and stab directly towards his eye and making sure they hit his brain. Making sure it logged in well >And soon the plop dead on the floor like any other fool. Cause death will come for us all eventually cause at any moment and at any time out life can be quickly blown out by a candle >And I was about to leave and grab the tools to dispose of his body I heard a laugh >Hearing him chuckle to himself. Before stating that I had the gull to actually put his words to the test >But that part didn't intrigued me...No...It was his eyes. For the more I stare deep into them the more I saw it...His Drive >His drive for science, the drive to do what many considered impossible, THE DRIVE TO SEE HOW FAR IT CAN GO! >...in turn I started to feel something...a new emotion...is this what is like to be "flustered"? To find a "match"? >And so I walk up to him and ask him one final question: Do you want to hang out tomorrow? >He answer back with his own: Do you mind if I bring some friends along? >"The more the merrier" as I exciting exclaim towards him. This was truly an exciting day for me. And I cannot wait to see him and his "friends" tomorrow >Perhaps me and Cyn can also form a "friendship" as well John you truly know how to make a woman smile
>>295600 Fairly easily. 1. I'm not gay, so the obvious is out of the way 2. Just hack Pavo's libido subroutines and turn them off. Remove his adapter and bam.
Now the real question is: Do we get supplies for things like food, water and maintenance kits?
Help me out /MD/ My stellaris binge has struck and I wanna make a drone based empire JCJ is an easy megacorp but I want to play as the bunker drones I already have the subterranean origin ready to go but other than that I want some outside input on
>>295610 I can think of a few different ways to pull this off
>It's literally just a unified Post-Canon Copper-9 under the rule of Empress Uzi (albeit with a conspicuous lack of any lingering Solver Shenanigans since I don't think that's something easily emulated in Stellaris) >It's a drone society akin to the one found on Copper-9 that somehow managed to successfully survive both the 'extinction' of their humans & the invasion of Disassembly Drones >It's a refugee colony of drones who managed to avoid all that Solver War nonsense by discreetly colonizing a backwater/uncharted planet, and who are now developed enough to begin reclaiming & reshaping galactic civilization in their image
>>295605 >>295606 >>295607 Based green, i can absolutely see holly & john hit it off, even if its just down to them both being freaks in their own respective categories.
>>295566 >This video is just a practice of my rendering, compositing, and visuals for future animations. Damn, that's a shame. It looks really good too.
>>295615 >A drone society where cruel (yet pragmatic) Disassembly Drones rule over a dominated society of the very Worker Drones they were originally supposed to exterminate >Now completely addicted to the newfound "fun" their tyrannical reign affords them, this twisted faction now seeks to aggressively expand their influence across the stars
>>295630 y'know how sometimes you'll feel like someone's watching you, or wake with an inexplicable start, or have fearful thoughts come unbidden? she's there, in every shadow and every icy finger of dread that crawls its way up your spine
>>295658 >the thing. >junji ito mangas. >Made in abyss. >Nariomarudarkside. >reading dark stories. >>295660 I don’t really get scared by horror movies like normies instead of screaming, I just watch with wide eyes and move on. It’s not that I’m emotionless, I just process fear differently. >>295661 Not an Alicefag.
>>295667 Drones need the psychological effect of human flesh gripping their body, drone on drone contact is not the same, due to this full mechanical arm replacements for humans are outlawed in the union, a fleshie with cyber arms is just not the same
>>295669 You need to wake her up with a kiss on the forehead. So that she can then grab you by the throat, screaming, "WHAT THE HELL IS VANILLA SHIT?!" and suck you off with her tongue. And you know, she has a long tongue.
>>295670 >Drones need the psychological effect of human flesh gripping their body, drone on drone contact is not the same True, hence why the original statement needs a correction
Once the drones figure out they can have solverfied drones and/or solver sapiens give them uppies humanity is doomed
>>295667 >A drone try give another one an uppie. >That trigger a failsafe for them to fight. >"I wanna give the uppies." >"No, I am" >only one is left victorious but there's no one left to give him uppies. >"Lonely Drone sad and crave hooman uppies."
>>295672 Drones are a derivative of humans, and the solver sapiens is a derivative of drones, humans are two stages higher, this is not a rational exchange.
>>295671 >Honey please, I don't want to hit you and your weird friend and call you names while fucking you both, can we at least have monogamous sex ? I can go get the wd40 and put on "the uniform"
>>295673 I don't know what you mean but I think you just insulted my wife, stop that!
>>295676 >I don't want to hit you and your weird friend and call you names while fucking you both How can you call yourself her husband after such words?!
>>295678 I don't want to hit my wife, and I don't want to have sex with a woman that isn't her, I can tolerate wearing the pseudo SS officer uniform with leather straps and assless pants but this is too much
>>295683 Her friend has just put on a striped pyjama... the things I do for love, I think I still have some of that pervitin somwhere... >"Unteroffizier Anon! Vhy are you stalling!?" >I'm coming frau Oberführer Y
>>295708 I want to remain a man of flesh and blood, so that I may remain created in the image and likeness of God, and not in the image and likeness of a twink toaster.
>>295708 >What man wouldn't want to be him? Me, cause I want to hug him. And even if I were to turn into an exact replica of him physically, I would still be me mentally.
yay, I got 500 drawings tagged under my name in 9 months, joined 13 around 13 drawpiles, of course I'm pretty sure 8/10 of the post are greens or memes using my art. and a majority of the art is probably Teli/Bunnydrone BUT I AM PROUD NONE THE LESS
>>295716 Sorry, anon, my vampire wife and I are trying to find a place where we won't be persecuted as an interracial couple in the US at the end of the second millennium.
>>295716 honestly i do too, a little. What’s even the current thread trend anyways? There hasn’t been anything sweeping the market in a while, I think.
>>295714 I've never seen a clearer sign from the universe that you must purchase him. Imagine what could happen to N if you don't, or who would purchase him if you don't. He could end up on a liveleak video. You must save N!
>>295716 Look at drones until your delusional thoughts subside. >>295722 There doesn't need to be a fucking thread meta. Especially not a thread meta with only the most nominal connection to MD.
I'm going to ramble about how tired I felt of the fucking human mutant concept. There's so much potential to make solver related stuff with drones. But NO YOU PUT IT ON FUCKING HUMANS.
Let me put an example for drones. >Illness/infections made by solver related hosts (Like infected oil, meat stuff they can make out of the solver power) >Solverpedes fucking up areas and making them whole flesh hive areas, abominable horrors >DD with special flesh bits with very specific functions. Let's not forget Uzi is the main host, and she could make horrors out of her understanding without her knowing (Cyn tail)
>>295730 Not just zombiedrones but solverhosts too, I remember in 23 and even later people didn't wanna make one because it seemed too risky to make some overpowered character that can't reasonably fit in MDs universe Altho I'd love see zombiedrones done more too
>>295729 Nta but do you remember druing the wait after six when people had theories that there would be something coming from Alice's oven cores, potentialy Alice herself and ofc V (who everyone expected to survive, but no one expected to get away unscathed on her own)
It would be interesting to see anons tskes on how a drone changes or develops from becoming a ZD, we know from the tape in 5 how it happens and Liam said ZDs are essentially set 'free' immediately opposed to normal WDs that only slowly gain personalities and sapience, did anyone ever have a WD character who dies some bs death only to end up 'waking up' as a ZD (pretty sure this 'damaged ai' Cyn said in 6 meant zombiedrones)? Idk if this is interesting, depends on how it is done, but it is an importsnt part of the show's lore we never saw directly
>>295752 >see J grooming N like a monkey >she keeps eating what she's picking out >N was the designated distraction during the assault on a base of provolved gorillas >he got peppered with flak while J and V snuck in close and engaged the apes at close quarters >J is picking shards of metal, spotted with N's oil, out of N's chassis and snacking on them >N gives J a little thank-you smooch >J blushes and tells N she's only doing this because she's hungry, her tail wagging the entire time
>>295747 Gorillas want to be left alone most of the time, while disassembly drones are actively hostile to everyone. To make it more fair, have it be douchebag vs douchebag, that is to say a disassembly drone against a hundred humans. Not like that you sick fuck! >>295754 wiiiiiide screeeeenfaaaaace
>>295729 I don't think the appeal is quite the same. Drones probably aren't the best base for like, dead space body horror shenanigans and whatnot. I dunno. I don't really feel anything from mystery meat erupting from something that was already unnatural/artificial. The Solver treats Drones from a covert angle, 'til push comes to shove. So like, bodyjacking parasites and sleeper agents are probably what it'd use. i know you're into this insidious psychological stuff. i tempt thee during thy try at abstinence. i cast spell of brainworms at thee.
say a prayer for the handful of anons on /trash/ that actually want to enjoy dronethreads, because christ, those poor bastards are up to their necks in schizo threadshitting
My drone has done nothing but draw Digital Circus characters for the last week. He showed me a jester oc. I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down.
>>295756 I know what you cookin' or mean. Because I've drawn or written stories about that kind of stuff lmao, It's fun to design parasites. You have to try harder than that. But I am a spite filled fiend and I WILL endure the month. Now gotta draw those two wholesome requests.
The rage will be full on December, if I don't get pulled over from holidays
>>295765 It is shocking how obsessive that guy is, he has fallen completely into paranoid nonsense. Phoenix is both a victim and a part of the same conspiracy. He is both someone completely devoted to the cause to the point of not saying anything or providing anything that would prove this conspiracy after getting "betrayed", but is also a poor victim of.. something? It makes zero sense, its just sad
also dont bring this shit here no one should be talking about it in general. If the /trash/ anons want to actually post and not be muddled in schizo drama, they should come here its free.
>>295756 >The Solver treats Drones from a covert angle, 'til push comes to shove Push already came to shove. Now there's no reason not to make, say, drone versions of the Scions and Praetorians from Mass Effect.
>>295775 >it's late at night >anon sits at his work station, alone, like always >"Can I get an L kiss" he types, before hitting send >the monkey's paw that anon had purchased from a shady vendor and forgot about suddenly curls >moments later, the dark of night is swept away as a yellow glow shines through anon's blinds >it's L! >anon excitedly peers through his window, his normally dour expression replaced with utter glee as he sees L outside his window >his heart begins to beat, his mouth waters and he licks his lips as he takes in the full sight of the disassembly drone outside his window >she smiles at him, a digital heart appearing on her chest as her teeth glint in the moonlight, L clasps her hands together and holds them beneath her chin like anon is the cutest little thing she's ever seen >anon's brows furrow in confusion, his eyes straining against the yellow light >something about L isn't right >the red, blinking tail rotors of a helicopter in the distance pass in front of L's thick thighs >L falls to her knees without a sound, great clouds of dust shooting around her >then the building begins to rumble and shake as if in an earthquake >not long after, the impact of L's movement hits anon like a freight train, sending him tumbling backwards onto his ass >if only anon had specified L's exact height when he made his wish >another series of quakes and booms shakes the city as L places her hands on either side, lowering herself towards the ground >L's face looms over the city, illuminated only by her yellow display and spectral bulbs, her fanged grin widening as she closes in on the object of her affection >"Anon..." she breathes, and the entire city hears and feels her whisper in their bones, L's hot, humid breath fogging up every window in the city >a stream of drone drool leaks from the side of L's mouth, creating a literal river in the streets below, cars, semis, and people alike washed away in a torrent of L's saliva >"You're so cute when you're small," L giggles >there's an audible click and another light shines in the sky, the unmistakable upturned-triangle of a drone's pubic light >above, L's digital eyes close, her synthetic lips puckering as she goes in for the kiss >anon spreads his arms wide, ready to meet his destiny as a skyscraper's tonnage worth of soft drone lips closes in on him >mwah >it is everything he could ever have wished for >to be so close to L >to taste her lips >to have the tip of L's enormous tongue delicately inch into his mouth so that he can fruitlessly wrestle with it >behind him, the monkey's paw gives anon a thumbs up >the shockwave of their loving smooch races out from the epicenter, destroying the city more thoroughly than a dozen atomic bombs yet leaving anon unharmed >anon gasps for air as L finally withdraws her tongue and opens her bright, yellow eyes >L smiles down at him, panting in lust, before pinning anon between two claws and lifting him into the air >"I need you," L moans as she hauls anon between her thighs, her other hand separating the folds of her lower lips >beneath her, a rapidly-expanding lake of L's lust has formed >tonight, anon will make L an expecting mother