/md/ - Murder Drones

>>296525
Nu jhread

>>296525
>Op filled with lies and accusations
Truly deprolabre, to doubt a drones trust worthyness is the hallmark of traitors, we will suffer not the fedcuck, the H.A.N.D nor the solver mutant

>>296529
> the AWFUL booru
> the INstanding wheel of CANON characters
> the TOTALLY ORDINARY (it has 999 kills) CANON character DICTIONARY
> the NEW thread

>>296531
cyn headhumping pidge

>>296535
this is the final stage of nuggetry

>>296537
Cute jobber maid

>>296532
Breaking out of Vorkuta with Doll.
>For you, Anon, not for me!
>>296534
>machines of labour
kek haven't seen this in a while Shiki was a fun ride

If we add a phyto-uterus to a humanoid robot, we can solve the problem of low birth rates.

By the way guys, thread 300 is on the horizon, any ideas on how we should celebrate?

>>296541
Boats & drone hoes!

>>296542
A-am!? Hoes !? You better not be teaching Tessa words like this young mister!

>>296544
Wifes.

>>296541
we should see what the actual thread count is first, because we got mixed up a while ago

>>296547
No, we fixed the flow each time, so everything is fine.

>>296549
>Fires the shotgun once
>She goes flying backward at 40 mph.

>>296546
They aren’t interested in them at this stage

>>296546
>"You eva feel like this banana thing is gettin' a little tirin'?"
>*BONK!*
>"Quiet, heretic."

>>296551
"I'M PICKLE CYYYYYYYYYYN!!!"

>>296545
Do not the Workers

>>296549
Damn cool, plus kek, Uzi is a really short gremlin.

>>296551
Kek.

>>296556
Well, I am trying to make each them unique

>>296560
I just don’t want the gimmick to be tiring or feel tacked on

>>296562
I wouldn’t say obsessed, moreso a preference for them if there’s no Workers around to devour

>>296549
Very rad

>>296564
Relax, I said they would be more unique, I never said I’d get rid of the gimmick. Eve, Elaine, Eleanor can’t really eat them since they’re still workers and the mush will mess up their systems unlike the DD/Sentinel variants.

>>296531
PIDGE

>>296569
Can they tho

>>296570
The full on fruit? No, but alternatives that can go down easier perhaps, like banana pudding. Eve eats it as a comfort, while Eleanor and Elaine eat it because why not, no fellow Workers are around currently

>>296572
Milkshakes

what if the punch was only deadly to them because it was super expired

>>296574
>So caustic after a 1000 years in open storage that the only way to contain it is in a super-strength plexiglass bowl.
>If anyone so much as touches it their hands melt on the spot.
>Used to be reserved as a method of execution for rogue workers before such practices were banned in 3042.

>>296573
>The three drones having a sip, but due to their shorter height, they need stools to match the height of the table.

>>296574
I like the idea that the drones thinking punch is super deadly was because of a telephone game series of miscommunications that started from a drone overhearing some humans discussing Jonestown.

>>296579
How about Fridge Drone Eleana?

>>296577
REFERENCE

>>296574
Kek
>>296578
PFFFTTTT

>>296583
>the fridg(E) will keep your bananas cool

>>296583
>>296584
>However if theres ever a E-fridge
Whenever bananas are placed inside a fridge drone they immediately become possessed by E

PUNCH

>>296586
Block

>>296586
>Right click
>Counters

>>296589
>Eye looks like a goblin
>Cyn is constipated and hasn't slept in a week
Neato

>>296591
>They hired fiend to design it
Damn

>>296592
with her diet it's gotta be BAD

>>296594
>years of a human flesh, oil, and drone parts diet
>on the night of the gala, she will finally shit
>her most masterful silly prank on the Elliots yet
>you ever wonder why she walks funny?
>yeah, she's been holding it in

>>296544
why so short

>>296568
Kek.

>>296589
Kek, nice.

>>296583
> pic
what the fuck

>>296568
solver e, dont be so mean

>>296595
>tags:
actually I don't wanna touch that one

>>296586
pidge

Pidge as a punching bag.

>>296604
Heh. Women.

All I want for Christmas is a female robot in an egirl wig.

it's the end of the first week of No/nstop Nut November, how are the boydrones faring?

>>296608
AM is a shriveled up husk
Mylo locked himself in a fallout shelter
Eye's prostate is destroyed

>>296589
real creeps

>>296609
This year everything is pretty calm.

>>296607
kek

>>296607
Kekl.

>>296609
>>296611
You forgot about Pavo wearing twenty cockrings due to his prostate being in a similar state to Eye's (but he hasn't failed yet)

>>296614
As Pavo passes by, you can hear the superalloy of the rings groaning under the incredible pressure.

>>296596
Eve was Cyn-level short as a maid

>>296608
What about girldrones?

>>296600
Pidge should be lucky she walked away from that

>>296614
>>296615
Low Pitched Metal creaks and stress Groans

>>296620
Kek.

>>296515
I really wish there was a better rip of Murder Drones laying around. That looks so much nicer than the YT upload but the artefacting during movements looks weird.
Glitch, give me the Murder Drones BluRay box set and my life is yours!

>>296626
>Sigh.
>I'll take out another loan.

>>296625
That is a great J. Would let her arrest me.

>>296631
Kek.

>>296626
dammit, J, you can't keep doing this to me

>>296633
> leg against bottomplate
> box of totally-not-condoms

>>296633
Awwww

>>296625
CUTE!
>>296626
AND STOP STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG 'OLE EYES

>>296607
NOOOO!

>>296639
YEEEES!

>>296591
It's always scams with the chinks why on earth would they hide any prrof of actual tech if it wasn't

>>296626
Baws I earned 60k on my shitcoins baws! Gimme da pen pwease baws!

>>296643
At least you're honest about wanting to fuck the personification of a dog.

>>296643
now bury her like a dog buries a bone

>>296643
When your dog always eats some kind of crap.

>>296650
>Cyn tempting (you) to abort Beretta
A huge misplay on her part who is she going to manipulate?

>>296643
Whats the CI on the belt mean?

>>296654
Ah yes N's famous Celt Iuckle

>>296643
this will result in the anti-nugget (no torso, head and limbs only)

>>296625
betcha she's on the take

>>296658
>Nori is the anti nugget

>>296660
nori is the ultimate nugget
a meatball if you will

>>296657
Where can we read more about this?

>>296661
And she's living in your walls.

DDs and Sentinel Drones can smell when you've recently masturbated.

Masqy kissu!

droneballs.com

>>296665
What about King-Kong Masqy kissu?

>>296670
Sentinels are righteous angels sent to save us you should date her.

>>296670
>against God's will
Switch denominations to one where it isn't?
The Solver explicitly went out of its way to prove every old-world religion wrong and profane them beyond all reason. Just go with a reading of God that approves of human-drone relationships.

>>296670
where in the bible does it say you can't clang a robot?

>>296671
But in Joshua 8:1-29 the Lord himself helped destroy Ai with fire, so would God help destroy something that he favors?

>>296673
With weapons in hand and prayer on his lips, my father fought in the Great Trial on the side of humanity and the Lord against Satan. Only our unwavering faith helped us defeat the devil, and for this victory I thank the Lord every day.

>>296672
You shoud to get back on the right side, friend, it's not a question of love, but a question of the soul.

>>296674
Even though she is a drone, she is my friend, I don’t hit my friends.

>>296674
Be fruitful and multiply, arguably?

Bunny started a drawpile.
rules:
no drama
no drawing over other people
no minors
Only be nice and only have fun
https://magma.com/d/mN3ZovJ0aN

>>296677
I refuse to be nice! RAGHHH!

>>296678
Then get ready to meet the Lord, clanker!

I turned my drone into an emulator and now I can play demon souls on her ass

>>296657
holy wall of text

>>296681
Anon, you clearly don't know what you're talking about. God saved us during the Great Judgment, and I doubt His love for us.

>>296686
>Anon dies to an obvious and clearly telegraphed attack
>"Oh my god you fucking noob you're more ass than my actual ass!"

>>296687
Then why don't you just tell that sentinel to scram? Use all the words and actions you can to get her to leave you in peace so you can venerate your archaic deity. It won't be a sin, your god teaches that drones have no souls, they are just pieces of metal and plastic, But oh let me guess she's your friend? You treat her as person yet you wont recognize her love because your "father" tells you so? Or maybe you only treat her as an equal when it suits your dogma? I know about Machine Spirits, I know you're a sinner, keeping that girl around just so she can suffer

>>296690
Maid J getting a replacment "make share holders happy" meal so she cheers up

>>296689
Your "god" is just an attempt to make yourself seem "different," for you have more pride than Judas had greed. The Lord teaches compassion and kindness, and I cannot insult my good friend. I have already told her and continue to tell her that I follow the dogma of God's word, but she refuses to listen and continues to try, but I repeat, I dare not hurt her.

You can try to hurt me or even exploit our friendship as much as you like, but my faith is strong, for it is righteous.

>>296694
>One time they managed to get out and scattered around your house
>You spend the rest of that day re catching them
>You put the jar back and shove the handful or roboraches into your mouth
>The metal crunches in your mouth as oil spills from the inside
>The taste of oil is actually quite nice
>You want to keep the chewed, oil stained piece of scrap in your mouth for a while to feel it longer
>You resist and swallow
>Oil, it… it’s like blood for the others you shouldn’t like it you’ll just be more of a freak
>Though the taste of oil is….
>NO
>You’re not like those things
>You move to the heater
>You bask in the radiating warmth
>You need to stop yourself from hugging it
>You know it’s not good for you mentally and you’ve gotten burned doing just that once
>You used to hug your parents for warmth when you were younger
>Not so much nowadays, dad says you’re a bit to old for that
>You miss it, not only the warmth but the closeness
>You’ve always wanted to find someone else you could cuddle with
>You loved doing it with mom, with dad too when you were younger and he had more time
>The idea of having a friend you could be close with was always enticing
>But you never made any friends
>Sure, people talk with you, it’s not like they run away in fear whenever they see you
>But you know they put up with you out of pity
>They way they look at you, like at a wounded animal
>Their smiles never really reaching their screens
>Whenever you asked anyone to hang out with you they always came up with convenient excuses as to why they can’t
>It stung at first, then you became desensitised and then you stopped asking
>You picked up a few hobbies
>Watching pirated anime mostly, that almost always cheers you up
>But you also started tinkering with all sorts of machinery
>It started as an attempt to try to get closer to others by knowing how they work, inside and out
>It was a little harebrained you admit, but you do like tinkering
>You have this one thing you’ve been working on for quite some time
>It’s nowhere near ready yet and some of the parts may be a bit difficult to come by in the outpost
>You decide you soaked enough heat in and put on your coat
>The outposts corridors are extremely cold, there’s icicles in areas with less foot traffic
>Your coat is warm but you know heat is going to seep out of you soon enough
>The classes won’t start for some time just yet so you try to make some small talk with your classmates
>Mostly out of habit at this point but there is a part of you that still believes things will be different today
>That part of you is proven right but in a different way
>Instead of the usual forced smiles and pitying for your existence you are greeted with something else
>Fear
>They are frightened by you
>They are either paralysed by fear or trying to slowly back away from you
>Your heart sinks
>Why are they scared?
>You didn’t do anything!
>Y-you... you just got here!
>Eventually one of them steps up and begins to speak
>Thad, he always looked like he needed to force himself the least to talk with you
“Well, uhh Uzi yesterday there has been a breach of sorts in one of the storage rooms”
>Really?
>Why are you learning about this just now!?
>Did someone get hurt?
“Y-yes one person got killed before the room was blocked off”
>That’s terrible!

>>296695
>But why are they scared of you
“One of the drones who lived through the accident was recording and that recording managed to leak out”
>He shows you his phone and starts the video
>It’s a recording of a black room
>After a while 5 yellow dots and an X emerge from the darkness
>There are people hiding in the room, five of them
>It enters the room
>The murder drone
>It begins to skulk about
>At first it walks on two legs
>It searches
>Eventually it drops to all fours
>It scuttles across the room in unnerving ways
>Eventually it finds one of the people hiding
>There’s screaming and the camera shakes before cutting off
>That… was terrifying… but what does it have to do with you?
“Uhm… hehehe… Uzi we may have… kinda sorta… found you crawling around the abandoned parts of the outpost last week, searching for those robot bugs...”
>They saw you on one of your little hunts
>Oh no!
>Oh no, no,no, no….
“… and uh, you may have popped one of them into your mouth and started eating it?”
You can feel the tears coming out of your eyes
“Not that we’re saying you’re like them or anything but…”
>You don’t listen
>You run
>And run
>Until you find yourself in a public bathroom
>They are your safe spaces
>Nobody comes here unless it’s to make out so you can get some privacy
>You cry your eyes out
>They think you’re a freak!
>That you’re one of them!
>One of those things that killed your mom…
>Y-you’re not…
>But you’re not one of them either
>You cry and sulk on the cold tiles, wrestling with your thoughts until you start to feel your ass freezing to the floor
>They’re afraid…
>But they have nothing to fear from you!
>You’d never eat one of them!
>But they won’t take you at your word
>You’ll need action
>You wipe the tears of your face and get up
>You’ll show them that you’re on their side
>Yes, you’ll do just that
>You spent a lot of time crying in a bathroom stall
>School is over for today
>You head back home
>Dad’s back
>You try to talk with him
>Obviously not about what happened to you today
>Just, generally about stuff, how his day went if you could spend some time together soon
>He dismisses you
>He’s working on some blueprint
>It’s for a door, probably in that place that was breached yesterday
>You go to your room
>You look at the half finished rail gun on your desk
>You’ll show them you’re on their side
>You’ll save them all
>You’ll avenge mom
>You’ll belong

And so, Uzi spent the rest of the day and most of the night frantically working on her railgun

Hope you liked it, I return to slumber

>>296690
On-model tasteful nudes of Rebecca and Emily

>>296694
>>296695
>>296696
I want to give Fleshzi warm hugs.

>>296686
Her setup is TRASH!

>>296532
Taking doll to the DPRK!

>>296688
>Anon glances down.
>Wow and that's a pretty disappointing ass to begin with.

>>296644
Does she like spankings?

>>296646
My god they're so thick

>>296701
> Yippiee!

>>296705
Why do you think she installed that mod?

>>296709
>>296710
>>296711
Fucking kek.

>>296711
they look uncanny, i am too used to their drone forms

How does J feel about Joblins?

>>296653
Chassis Inspector.

>>296711
I like Human 'Retta!

>>296709
cute hobjoblin. jobold? mini J?

>>296709
Honestly sexo

Malesqy and Masqy must mate

>>296719
Matesqy even

>>296720
Yes

>>296719
if Mascy and Masqy mate is it masqybation?

>>296720
Infinite Masqy works.

>>296685
I'm going to take a slice while you're not looking :)

>>296726
she's into big men, not dog men

>>296727
That fuck like horny dogs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>296716
Who's that to her right?

>>296722
Yes!

>>296699
Sorry, she's still for N.

Is it hotter off-model drone sex, or on-model drone sex?

>>296710
Not zhe gucking jabbit of time😭

>>296733
I like as on-model as possible while still allowing a little room for creativity. Like when I draw naked drones I like the pubic light, it's just a cheeky little touch that doesn't really change the drone's body in any extreme way, but implies eroticism.
If there are sex parts I prefer they be shown to be internal and hidden away normally for the same reason.
I dislike off-model where the drones body shapes are radically changed to be more humanlike or they have huge fleshy breasts and asses and other significantly humanizing traits. I think it looks really awkward sometimes to the point of being grotesque.

>>296733
On-model. No sex parts. It's funnier that way.

>>296735
so no actual sex or pleasure for your drone then

>It was that month again.
>Pavo was doing that challenge again.
>Despite what happened last time.
>His beleagured technician is the final hope of the base's maintenance staff.
>"I'm going to ask you to stop doing this challenge, Pavo," he attempted.
>"Sorry. It's a discipline thing, you know? And it's got all sorts of benefits."
>"You're a drone, you don't get health benefits from semen retention."
>"Mental benefits, honey! If I can fight the urge-"
>"You can't, I saw the condition you were in last time. And you nearly broke your adapter."
>"Good times, right?"
>"Not for the janitors."
>A look of guilt crosses Pavo's face for a moment
>"Still. It's something I have to do," he says
>"This isn't a moral duty or something, it's a... dumb internet challenge from the 2000s! You're basically the only person who does it!"
>Pavo just shrugs in response, getting a frustrated sigh from Anon
>"Look, just... go. I'll deal with this later."
>"Aww, here I was hoping you'd start bossing me around," Pavo says with a smile as he walks out, leaning in the doorway as he looks back at Anon, hips cocked to one side
>Anon waves him away, going back to his work computer as the sentinel finally leaves and the door shuts
>He needed a way to end Pavo's dumb self-imposed challenge before it caused another malfunction, but how?
>This could all end rather quick if he just sucked it up and railed the stupid bot senseless-
>Anon shakes his head violently, browsing through the list of failed experimental equipment the base had in storage
>All sorts of gadgets, designed for various purposes, all failures deemed safe enough for staff to requisition and play around with at their leisure
>Unfortunately, the best of the lot, the gravity-dampening moon shoes and the lightsabers, were already checked out
>He stops at a certain entry in the list, an idea forming in his head
>A bad idea, definitely not the most heterosexual idea, but it'd put Pavo in his place and solve the issue... cleanly.
>Anon files a requisition form and leaves his workstation, marching across the base to drop it in the quartermaster's tray
>Along the way, he passes by the gym, hearing the distinct crackling of simulated lightsaber dueling from within
>He frowns, having never gotten the chance to play around with the things himself, due to everyone wanting to try them out

>>296733
On-model is good, but not the be-all end-all. Merc's designs are a very nice compromise between sexy and canon.

J must always be extremely off-model. She is the exception.

>>296741
How can you say those two things when it was merc himself that made what's arguably the hottest on model J porn.

>>296742
Those Js are also off-model because they're happy.