Will we reach 1/3 million posts before Christmas? Droneboorbooru: https://dronebooru.co Wheeler drones https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Moar wheeler drones: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The OC wiking: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Latest thread b4 this one: >>303966
J would like to remind you to ignore her flipped, gravity-defying ponytails, and deposit the packages she gave you into the office's pneumatic tube system! Remember never to handle them without gloves, and you'll be making Employee of the Month in no time!
>>304899 She's super cute, I wish Alice had captured her lowkey Not for chopping instantly (jalltho that is a problem...likely all DDs get the hatchet, it's so survivable for them anyways even after the oven, not like Alice actually ever really killed or harmed anyone fr), rather I'd have lost ved to see some interaction with J's attitudes and Alice's initial borderline giddy behaviour when Uzi awoke. Similiar to tje green where they vuy a property in Egypt. I wonder if V ever spoke with Alice? Seemingly she was awake before Uzi? What could have been said? Hnhn, I need more Alice data really, but it's a dillema since official content can't bring more. Behind the scenes stuff could help I guess
>>304902 Yeah, what really does it for me tho is her expression in that imagey that was extremely sufficient lol Looks so happy and uh sincere with these eyes and wonderful white//black face, it's very neat. Teeth and that tongue, God the tongue...
>Fake sentinel drones parading about >Real sentinel drones who never saw the war, acting high and mighty >Liquidator LARPers who have never seen Solver flesh in person Don't get me wrong, I'm glad there are people born today who don't remember how bad it was. But I'm still worried about what the post-solver boom babies will become, if they're already like this.
>>304901 >"Anon! Hold on!" >"What? Oh, hi J. What's up with your hair?" >"Nevermind that, what do you think you're doing?" >"...depositing the packages you gave me 2 minutes ago? Wait, did you follow me all the way here?" >"Yes, want to know why?" >"Because you love me?" >"You wish, moro-We'll circle back on that comment. I followed you BECAUSE you forgot your gloves. Here." >J holds out a pair of gloves and motions for you to take them >"My hands are already full J, it's a little late for that" >"Nonsense, it's company policy!" >J leans over and starts putting a glove on your nearest hand, supporting the packages with her forearm. >As she pulls it over your fingers, you get a whiff of her perfume >She smells nice >What does a robot even need perfume for? >"J, I can just put them down you don't have to-" >"It's company policy..." >It's easier to just let her do her thing at this point than start an argument. >She finishes the clumsy process of putting gloves on your hands while you're holding packages >The whole ordeal took twice as long as it needed to but whatever, you get paid by the hour >"That's better!" >"Thanks J, always looking out for me" >"Hah"
>A jugbear jugbears a corpo J >She has no fucking clue what any of this office bullshit is >Spends the day patrolling the cubicles, randomly singling out employees only to praise them on whatever they're doing >Her branch is now the most successful in the building
>>304917 JANE JANE JANE JANE JANE JNAE!!!!! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK! I CAN TANK THE STANK!
>>304928 Unrionically makes it worse at times, I never had that problem but I saw it happen really often in art back in school. The best practice is to place something at fixed distance and angle and then draw it, fr
>[BREAKING NEWS!] >[INTERNET STAR MOLLI OF MOLLI'S ADVENTURE CASTLE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SENTINEL DRONE DURING DRONECON!] >[THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE AND AUDIO WAS CAPTURED BY HER DISASSEMBLY DRONE GUARD WHO RECORDED THE WHOLE EVENT, THE FOOTAGE MAY BE DISTURBING!]
>>304940 V is hotter but her only personality trait is being batshit crazy and hating PDA. J on the other hand while still being one dimensional in the show offers so much more to the imagination. And yes I am a J supremacist.
>>304957 >"I can fix her." Anon says. >"WTF, man?" God says, because seriously, anon, why the fuck did you think sticking your dick in THIS was a good idea?
>>304961 I want to talk about V and J, specifically cute maid V that became a disassembler to stay closer to N and non jobber J that grown as a person to be able to help Tessa out with her position as CEO
>>304961 I never featured V in my list of favorite drones. Early on, I liked Doll, the prom girls and Emily. These days I'm more of an Uzi, Lizzy and Cyn Kind of Anon.
>>304952 >17000fps Lmao. That's over mach 15. A bullet would disintegrate immediately at that speed. 5.56 out of a 20 inch barrel will achieve around 3000-3200fps and that is quite fast as far as bullet velocities go.
>pistol with a box mag in front of the chamber The G11 used very long mags that went on the top that fed all the way to the rear. There's a mini G11 style mechanism on the pistol but the feeding configuration makes no sense.
>The Molli Molester incident's put a torch to Sentinel Drone reputation, and it's quickly spreading Who kills the drone responsible? Do they do it quietly, or make it a spectacle? And either way, do they get away with it, both in the public eye and the Federation's?
>>304964 Nta but the gun could have a hroizontal sort of sled under the barrel, this seems unreliable and impractical tho, maybe it has an exposed feeding 'belt' on the right side, clunky and heavy but could work and give some extra ammo beyond the magazine capacity?
>>304967 No it couldn't. The G11 has probably the most complex feeding mechanism ever devised, it's not something that can just be changed. The bullets start out vertical and need to be rotated 90 degrees. The thing that makes handguns so compact is the bullets are stored in the grip. Moving it forward of the grip really increases the overall footprint. Also, it begs the non-technical question of why does this even exist if the unrealistically powerful rifle is the MINIMUM for engaging a DD?
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>>304968 Doll shares the issue V has of being an unrepentant murder hobo, even with the grief of her dead family, she took down too many innocent drones to be ignored, Lizzy just wants to have fun and is far more mentally sound. And as for Cyn, she's so evil it circles back and fort into just being silly, she's outside of anything a human or drone could deem to be moral.
>>304975 There's a reason why the G11 never made it into service. Now compare that to one of the simplest gas operated mechanisms, the AK. It just go back and forth.
>>304979 But Pavo is a massive faggot, he'd hate that shit. He wants muscular, hairy and smelly men HEY WATCH IT YOU STUPID RABBIT THERE'S NONE OF THAT HERE
My Liquidator father married one of those old war era anti solver flesh drones, those proto liquidation drones Yeah anyways Thanksgiving dinner was awkward as hell after I introduced my solver sapien girlfriend to them
>>304984 I agree. Gun design is so cool and interesting! Every single detail has a purpose and the overall look is a product of lots of engineering choices. When designing a fanstasy weapon the process is the opposite: make something that looks cool and then try to explain around it. A lot of times that leads to things that could never exist in the real world.
>>304975 Kraut space magic. It was overcomplicated, mostly to serve its "hyperburst" gimmick where it could fire 3 rounds before recoil would meaningfully affect aim. Hyperburst didn't turn out to be worth it at all, and between that and a lot of other issues the G11 had, it was scrapped.
Since it kinda fits rn and I don't have anything else done, this is the sentinel adapted to fit a request (it replaces some turret from tf2). Only finished part of the drawing, the guns are the MP5 SD which DDs use but attached to the sentinel head three times, instead of magazines which would enpty quickly they are now belt fed, gun 1 on the upper left feeds from the middle ring, gun 2 on the right (mounted inverted, this is only to have it be more visible and distinct instead of entirely hidden behind 1) feeds from the upper one while gun 3 that replaces the jaw feeds from the owest ring. Besides lacking a jaw (to save weight, it's also barely useful with the two upper guns getting in the way of bites anyways) and having the side eyes largely removed the only other change is to have the bootloop light set up higher so
>>304989 I think Fugueanon came up with this weapon for specialized soldiers. I remember his old artwork about it. Plus, I think it still looks cool, even if it's not entirely practical, but hey, we're in a Vore Satan universe, so it's not the most impractical thing.
>>304974 As much as I trust Pavo to be the one who puts a rogue into an ambiguous (not sexual) situation that leaves them a catatonic mess, he's been feasting lately. Let another Sentinel Drone handle it.
>>304982 The point of Techanon is he's an everyman that could even be (You), but now I'm imagining him being a cross between a fridge and a lumberjack. Hairy tree trunk arms and legs, scraggly short beard and hair, strong enough to carry fully-armed sentinel drones without mechanical assistance, but gentle enough to replace a watch's internals. However, I feel like the base's female drone staff would die of dehydration at the mere thought of him maintaining them if that was true.
>>305012 >HEY ANON DID YOU KNOW THAT FOR EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES, I CREATE NEW INSTANCES OF MYSELF IN 10^100 NEIGHBORING REALITIES? PRETTY COOL RIGHT? >I'M JUST TELLING YOU THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IN 17.3333333333REPEATING SECONDS I'M GOING TO USE THEM TO LINK EVERY VERSION OF YOU I CAN FIND TO YOUR OWN PROPRIOCEPTION SO THAT YOU CAN FEEL ALL OF THEIR SENSATIONS AS IF THEY WERE YOUR OWN >RIGHT IN TIME FOR YOUR DAILY PEGGING SESSION IN WHICH I BEND YOU OVER AN N-TH DIMENSIONAL CALABI-YAU MANIFOLD AND [:) happy funtimes ensue] >HAHAHA JUST GIVING YOU A HEADS UP, ANON!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! >NO, NOT THE HYPOTHETICAL ANON FEATURED IN THIS GREENTEXT >I MEAN YOU, THE ANON READING THIS >SEE YOU SOON
>>305023 Still I'm glad you liked it, it's also technicaly the green I worked the longest on because I started writing it in the thread where the "Anon's Propery" Sticker was first slapped on her chassis, so this is quite a late delivery and it's going to be beat by the U-U green that I "started" writing in the thread in which they first appeared
>Be me today >At Uni need to go to the bathroom >Three drones line up behind me the second I touch the door handle >I move away from the door and walk away >The drones jeer and disperse making their disappointment known >Four more hours of lectures left >You have to sprint back home >You run even faster when you notice the drones from earlier followed you
>>305060 >Bunny gulag is a gym >The sentence ends when you are ripped enough to satisfy her urges >Human growth hormone is administered untill one is at least 7ft tall
>>305062 That's why Bunny made your fat, lazy ass do exercises, so she wouldn't be ashamed of controlling such a worthless anon that even J can't fuck.
>Back home >Want to write greens >Too tired to even do my Y ritual post Pretend I posted something about wanting to be happy and plapping Y while I go fight insomnia and try to get some rest
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Itanon here with a quick update. I WAS ABLE TO GET PMX EDITOR ONTO LINUX! I CAN FINALLY EDIT THE MODELS AFTER AND HOUR AND THIRTY OF TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT! Now I need to watch of tutorials now on how to use it and not fuck it up
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>>305093 To be honest it was late wheb I was able to get it to work so I just took a quick photo before heading to bed >>305095 YES AND I'LL FUCK IT UP EVEN MORE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well, for anyone who's interested, I just finished my Murder Drones and Helldivers 2 crossover and uploaded it to Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderDrones/comments/1p8a6h2/murder_drones_x_helldivers_2_crossover/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1p8a68s/helldivers_2_x_murder_drones_crossover/
>>305098 Aww man, you reminded me of a Vampire the Masquerade game I had with my friends some time ago, shame we probably wont play that again I really liked GMing for it
>“I did not go out of my way to help out discarded robots to be disrespected by one like this.”
Shortly after making the first purple Tessa >>302826 I realized the black purple dress would give het the same colorscheme as Uzi which is an easy segue into more jokes. And for those of you who think it is out of character for Uzi. Her first instinct upon seeing “Tessa” in the show was biting her even though she had no idea what her deal was and was still under the impression that this was the same person as in the episode 5 flashback.
>>305133 >>305135 Now... combine them. >Her first instinct upon seeing “Tessa” in the show was biting her even though she had no idea what her deal was and was still under the impression that this was the same person as in the episode 5 flashback. Shit... >sees someone who what you seen of her had shown to be selfless, kind, and with a similarly friendless and neglected background as you >immediately bite her like a yappy dog Uzi is an extremely strong argument in favor of creating a cure for robautism.
>>305146 Keeters default to thier baser instincts when their children are little, so Akita is currently behavioraly closer to a lion or a wolf, even the Anon who sired those little keets needs to prove he won't be a danger to them
>>305151 Yes and after a while some of her higher intelect will return and she will tearfully lick your face goodbye as you go hunting to provide for the brood (go shopping for food)
>Trying to build a bridge during winter on my way to Maintenance Bunker B. >Fucking cannibals try and snuggle my buttcheeks with sickles and bones every five minutes despite me wrecking the faggots four or five men at a time. >Just wanna Not!Minecraft without interruption. Wish I had a drone with me to obliterate oogabooga monkeymen so I can work in peace.
>>305171 I mean, she doesn't just act out because she's autistic. She acts out because she's emotionally neglected at home and desperate for attention... and is also autistic.
>>305171 >>305174 It goes both ways, she's clearly a social punching bag but she is also a bitch to others and dangerous prankster so there are both justified and unjustified reasons for the rest of her generation to bully her.
>>305176 Gotta wonder how much bullying of her was motivated by thinking Uzi getting riled up is really funny to watch. And what Uzi would have been like if Nori had somehow let her and Khan know she wasn't dead, and Uzi turned out like her mom: not feeling the need to act out for attention but still just as autistic.
>>305029 Harper is considered a rarity amongst Sentinels, because she actually cares a lot about the Workers and goes out of her way to be friendly to them
>>305164 It's just that I'm not able to pay full attention to the thread all that often, so every time I press the update button I'm flashbanged by a wall of posts.
"Vampire" cosplaying a vampire. Decided to redraw and colour in Uzi cosplaying Alucard after pirating too much anime. Initially I thought the purple would look like dogwater mixed in but it turned out kinda ok I guess.
>>305178 Thinking back to my time in high school, the people who got made fun of were lolcows that people would goad into getting a reaction from. The trouble is that lolcows kind of bring it upon themselves by the way they act even without any outside interaction. Uzi was kind of a lolcow in that you could get a good spergout reaction from her quite easily, but she also was just bueno on her own.
I just realized: Pavo wants to be Anon's friend – Eye also wants to be Anon's friend. Pavo wants to do Anon's favor – Eye also wants to do Anon's favor. Pavo wants Anon's dick – Eye also wants Anon's dick.
>>305237 Well, if the cold physically just makes them want warmth, then I guess it's possible. Just imagine hugging your sentinel drone girlfriend in a cold winter day. And also imagine a complete stranger SD approaching you on the street and grab you just because she's "cold."
>>305222 No, Sentinels are still prone to overheating but not from the ambient environment. They are less supernatural than DDs, heat and light don't weaken them for supernatural reasons related to the Solver. They generate and dispense a huge amount of power, power usage creates waste heat, waste heat needs to be rejected somehow. Sentinels use a super-efficient system of superconductive high thermal density coolant, heat pumps, blower fans and heat sinks to discard all of this waste heat. When they are at-rest these systems remove so much heat from them that it renders them room temperature or actually cold to the touch. All of their vital components like power, coolant and data lines are heavily insulated and they can operate for extended periods of time in light or shadow in a vacuum. They have a 48-hour rated temperature range of -250F to +700F, with an approximate 20% extra time margin subject to the age of their parts, damage, etc.
>>305249 Y has a guard and ork army. She pushes them together while making lasgun sounds and war cries for half an hour before crying out of loneliness.
>>305258 >A DD kid with Solver immunity, meaning they don't get extra lives but can go out in the sun >A worker that can't go out in the sun >An SD who needs to drink oil to regulate heat All of these after a million tries, because unsurprisingly, Absolute Solver code doesn't mix well with immunity, so the odds of successful codesharing are astronomically low.
Sentinel Relaimer drones from Elysium-3 (the type AVRE is), ya got a 50/50 chance on your kid being blue or yellow, and a 50/50 on if they have a immune core or not
Reclaimers start out their lives as functional just "patched DD's" and with all the downsides that causes. Might be a non-zero chance a reclaimer can quite literately fuck a solverpatch into a DD, but that seems like a slipper slope i don't wanna test.
Why is Sentinel Base being so quiet on the Molli incident? Do they have something to hide? Are the conspiracy theories of sentinel drone favoritism true? Just how many similar cases have been swept under the rug? More news at 10
>Y was walking though the snow when suddenly a metal object falls from the sky >She draws closer to the person shaped outline it left in the snow >She peers over the edge and sees the mangled remains of a Sicarian ruststalker >Perplexed at the unusual sight and stunned by confusion and shock, she does not react as the cyborg rises to his feet >His bug like form is hunched and leaking a mixture of hydraulic fluid and blood >The sicarian, draws back in an imperfect motion with wire thin legs, bent at odd angles >He stood there, transonic razors drawn in a defensive stance. As nanite acid clawed his torso. > Y drew back in disbelief, her eyes hollow. >She stuck her beloved sword in the snow and raised her hands to show she’s unarmed. >”My name…Ist..Y…I play ze guard…” >The cyborg only response was to limp backwards as well as his broken frame would allow. >Y took a step forward and reached out, but she flinched when the rustsalker slashed a blade in her direction >Y drew back then looked down tail between her legs. >Ashamed she reached out to take her sword and leave but she stopped herself. >The sicarian gazed at her attentively and so did Y >She thought it strange that his robe was white instead of red with random splashes of assorted paint. >She had to do something about this scared human. He had been injured by a murder drone the left to die, and was likely scared of her as a result. >Moreover with damaged cybernetics and wounds like that. She knew he wouldn’t survive much longer >She couldn’t let the only other person that might play warhammer with her die. Even if he was a hardcore Admech roleplayer. > The sicarian made his escape while Y was pondering her situation. Leaving a trail of blood and machine fluids. >”I vill watch him…” She would just have to wait for another opportunity to speak. > Y followed the machine man into an alley. >The trail seemed to stop at a closed door > Like most normal people Y didn’t look up. The sicarian swinged down at her from a pipe, kicking her straight through the door. > Inside the building Y rolled, she raised herself on her sword then spoke. >”Dis Ist all.. a big mistunderztanding ..” >The sicarian idled rhythmically. The sounds his body made were notes to his dance. >A transonic blade made a harmonious sound, as he pierced Y through her stomach on beat. >The room was dark, old dust having been kicked up by the commotion. Inert acid wounds and 2 pairs glowing eyes illuminated the only storage room. > The sicarian lunged then forced his blade upwards as a crescendo to his dance. Y tiled to the side slicing her waist and swathing the bladed limb with her tail. > The sicarian twirled his blade-hand at the wrist, pulling Y closer by her tail. > She parried his other blade with her own, she felt a noticeable difference in the resistance it offered. > Seemingly the strength of the impact being the death nail of the blade’s actuators >Un willing to rip her own tail Y pressed herself against the sicarian, too close for the other blade to reach her. >Her advanced sensors allowed her to feel the pained rasp of his respiratory organs. She couldn’t help but blush. >Time paused for a bit and in that vulnerable state Y remembered her warhammer lore. Normal rustslkers don’t have robes, she had used a sicarian princeps to kitbash an enginseer, it had that third…. > She grasped the seemingly intact chord claw, overpowering it. Even as it parted her palm’s plating. > The priceps had the last laugh as he stabbed his data spike in the wound he’d made. >Y felt her strength seep as a rudimentary virus overloaded her internals. She would live but… “ I… just…vanted..someone..to…” >”play…vit” >When she came to a quarter of an hour later, she had found herself in a puddle of oil. >”itst..dis a mural?” The rising sun illuminated an oily scene depicting an admech flyer descending over the city from a portal. A cog winged Aquila grasping a paint brush was depicted next to the flyer the symbols for delta-theta 10 written underneath it. >”You came from ze warp..I haben’t herd of dis fvorgevuorld before.” > The sicarian princeps hailing from the forge world Delta-Theta-10 stood slumped by an adjacent wall. Next to him was a depiction of Y being burned up by the sun. The depiction’s wounds healing up as she burned. >”its not fair…” She could let someone who had survived the warp die like this. “…you its still loyal to ze ominissiah…” >She really was desperate for someone to play with even if it was some crazy cyborg killer that used her own blood to paint a picture to taunt her. >“He ist still alive… I will have U repair him und Theta get him some blood and drugs from ze hospital” >The princeps’s mechanical body was too exerted to move as Y flew him to her camp.
Imagine watching Molly deepthroat a three foot long dildo It just disappears down her clown logic throat And she's keeping eye contact with (You) the whole time
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why tf is femdrone on a chatbot? and the hell is up with the description that they put her on?? >servant >monotone >damantly refuses to give commands or directives to others, human or drone > If placed in a position of leadership or asked to make a crucial decision for a group, her systems would experience a non-critical but immediate processing failure, leaving her frozen, awaiting external instruction.
Who was the fucking retard who wrote all of this shit, killing them with rocks
>>305296 A green about a thread back where an SD essentially threatens to kill or worse Molli in the middle of a signing just for the fun of it and neither a single soul surrrounding her nor the government does anything about it
>>305303 >Implying Femdrone would willingly share her N supply with some hussy of a clone >Implying being subject to an N is anything less than the highest of honors
>>305303 >deluxe N violently grabbing faux femdrone and tucking her under his arm >deluxe N flying faux femdrone to incredible heights >deluxe N hugging faux femdrone tight, letting her view the landscape from far above, flying among the clouds >deluxe N telling faux femdrone that she can be her own person >deluxe N flying faux femdrone to the mall >deluxe N buying new clothes for faux femdrone >deluxe N sighing as faux femdrone decides to become an N-obsessed slut, dressing in lingerie and feeling at his fat tentacock bulge
>>305314 Plants fall under Rhea’s domain, while SB was retconned to be connected to fungus. But if you eat any mushroom that’s part of her Hivemind, she’s going to feel it.
>>305310 You might be wondering how many DDs Pavo's legs have killed. The answer is zero. In his words, it's too good for them. The rumors that a female worker drone built a replica of his thighs and crushed herself with them inside a secret gooncave in maintenance are unfounded, and Pavo would REALLY rather you not bring said rumors up near him.
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worked a bit more on Iris, the Queen of Loving Flesh >Once a neet shy girl, with a hobby for Manga (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚ >Turned while hiding out in a Manga store and getting sliced by a mutant >Gifted Magical Powers by Princess Cyn, Devourer of all realms, to defeat dastardly demons and villains throughout the lands >Truly believes she is a real Magical Girl, her vision clouded by fantasy obfuscating her violent reality, one wonders what vile cruelty would occur if Cyn lowered the veil she placed on her. >Tries living a Slice of Life Moe Anime she believes she is in, taking over a school and nearby apartment block, along with kidnapping random people sometimes and believing they are playing key roles in her fantasy. Including a Senpai who is an object of obsession for her. Many Senpais have died in tragic accidents, one Senpai accidentally saw an upskirt of Iris when she “accidentally” slipped and gave him a panty shot. First, his body betrayed him and gushed out an obscene amount of blood, and in quick response she jokingly punched him so hard in the balls he turned into a red mist. ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ >Believes worker drones are Serfs, and DDs are Knights of Princess Cyn. Tries to rescue Fodder Drones only to be disappointed when they magically explode before, damn Villainy! >Mutants are Demons, Humans are Villains. Well, anything that gets in her path is a Villain. >Carries a Spellbook she wrote personally, full of sketches of potential poses to do in combat and made up nonsense in the form of Arcana. >Despite the cutsy names, her magic is incredibly violent. She cast Cute Clown Car Chaos~! On a group of people, and they forcibly shoved all their bodies into the back of a car until they became a mass of flesh. Moe Moe Heart Burst~! Caused one man's heart to expand and burst out of his chest, growing tentacles and attacking all around. >She desires whatever Princess Cyn desires of her! Mostly to go places and destroy all villainy, and reduce the Demon population from devouring more than they are required. ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ >Through Love and Flesh and Bile, this once peaceful realm with be saved by this Magical Girl~ ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜)
>>305324 >tries to be Cutsy, but usually comes off as Uncanny >Can sprout wings to float above the battlefield for attacks, if her emotions peak >Powers increase by Panic Level, and how well she believes she is doing in being a Magical Girl. If she believes shes a failure she will do worse. >Talks to Princess Cyn about her totally real Anime Life and problems with Princess Cyn completely and utterly cares about truly >Detests Lewdness, despite her completely accidentally slips and falls, but underneath all those pretty "dresses" is not something the faint of heart to willingly find attractive
>>305324 >Pauline is Pomni >Valentine is a Darkest Dungeon vampire >this is the Queen of Hatred You know, if you're tired of MD, you don't need to stay here... is what I was going to say, before realizing you're staying here because have an established fandom and without the tenuous MD connection your work would have to stand on its on merits in spaces where you aren't already known.
>>305334 Wonder who would win, probably the one with the giant fucking gun honestly lol. I dont know what Penix plans to do with her fully yet so its hard to tell, but any interaction between them is probably one of these https://x.com/SuwakoWhatsApp/status/1993981490342842744?s Goldshi being Goldshi #umamusume #goldship #animation
>>305355 Oh, so you're gonna tell E she's not a murder drone? Tell her she's bad at her job? That she's not even fit to be called a murder drone? You're gonna tell E that?
Instead of complaining about pocketsteaks for the Nth time, why not just channel that disdain into a constructive creative outlet? Use that righteous spite to create something better for the threads to obsess over. Think about it: >He gets totally humiliated >(You) get totally validated >Everyone else gets to enjoy content rather than more thread derailment
>>305367 you don't understand just a bit more whining and the thread will be fixed bro you gotta believe me bro just one more tirade bro please bro just one more i promise it'll work this time bro some people just like to complain
>it's the day after Thanksgiving >the joblins yawn and stretch, digital eyes blinking as they remove their nightcaps >"Another work holiday," they sigh >"A whole 4 days with nothing to do..." they kick at their jammies and pout as they change into their business casualwear >anon peers in from the kitchen >"Do my girls want to help me make sandwiches?" >no bites, the joblins look at each other disappointed >"We can operate like an assembly line!" anon encourages >yellow optics look around, the gaggle of joblins filing from their bedroom into the kitchen >anon helps them onto the counter, handing joblin-length butter knives, spoons, and other utensils to his joblin associates >the counter is arrayed with leftovers from yesterday's feast: cold turkey piled high, slices of unused cheese, cranberry sauce, and more >two joblins take a bread knife, one at each end, pushing the knife back and forth like lumberjacks as they slice a loaf of bread >another two take a slice and carry it, a third takes a butter knife with a knob of butter and begins to spread, a fourth inspects their work with her hands on her hips, nodding in appoval before sending them along >a joblin in a coat and mittens carefully places slice after slice of cold-cut brie onto the bread, rubbing her hands for warmth as the sandwich-holders move along >more joblins dive into the turkey, shredding it with their (tiny) disassembler claws, rendering the cooked bone down to the bone as they toss shredded meat onto the bread below >the bread is getting heavy now, two more joblins polishing the countertop to a sheen so the half-sandwich can be pushed along >carefully, spoonfuls of cranberry sauce are placed upon the turkey, the joblins enduring the splashes of cranberry on their clothes with all the dignity they can muster >and last, a quartet of joblins, their wings flapping, place a final piece of bread atop, jumping on the bread to flatten it down >final assembly is complete, a number of completed sandwiches reaching the edge of the counter where anon has fired up the burners >the joblins watch hungrily as a sandwich is placed in a well-greased pan, the cheese melting, cranberry sauce bubbling, and turkey releasing its aroma >with a call from their boss, the joblins scramble to the dinner table, taking their (tiny) seats as their boss cuts into their grilled turkey sandwiches, placing a whopping piece in front of every hungry joblin >a day off didn't have to be so bad
Pocketsteaks is pro-slavery and as punishment for his gross misconduct we will be revoking all his titles and his right to the land of Harrenhal
No.305382 Civil Cohesion fuhrer of the Bnyuu Reich
Citizens, you are dangerously close to being marked as renegades due to failing to meet the drone happiness quota, if you do not make a drone happy within 20 minutes it's off to the gulag with you
>>305377 nta but calm down, nobody is obligated to avatarfag, if he attaches criticism of ps to his content he will only be harrased in the future, you know this and so does everyone else.
>>305389 No, they'll just say "Anon, wtf?" and avoid his work because the writing style is very easy to spot.
I literally only know one green that was written out of hate, and that green is from Pillar where Pavo rapes a child, so you literally have to be like him to stoop to that level to write anything out of hate.
>>305307 This reminds me of back when the images of Uzi N and V being put in shredders were circulating here. Iirc this was b4 drone shredders on all levels in JCJ were even confirmed, I haven't seen these images in a long time
>>305397 >and that green is from Pillar where Pavo rapes a child, this is ironic once you know the anon who is posting about all the OCs and Greens theyve written is Pillar. >You think everyone is Pill- It is pillar, i know its pillar for a fact
>>305335 Can Nori bite? The coreflesh has teeth after all >>305338 Nori suddenly getting her civil rights arc forced on her for a merch add was tragic, she used to know workerdrone from m*rder bot, even if she was a witch herself
>>305400 Uh, I don't know what you meant by that, anon. I'm just saying that writing greens (or drawing art, for that matter) just because you hate something is incredibly stupid. Nothing worthwhile ever comes out of it, and more often than not, the result is the same shit that Pillar wrote.
You should write and draw only what you love, drawing inspiration from your love for it — that's the only way to create something worthwhile.
>>305391 and? then what? doesn't he have enough karma to speak ill of slops? if ps wouldn't be so whiny to call every explained criticism thread derailing ir thread shitting we would have almost no drama >>305395 that makes sense
>>305403 Im not Tomoe ironic as it is you're calling me your boogeyman, which doesn't make sense because Tomoe is anti PS and responsible for causing that drama or at least continuing it. But I know for an absolute fact the "I wrote ten billion greens and OCs but wont post them" is Pillar. You don't have to believe me, I just want it to be known its him, and I know its him. Its depressing he is still being this way. Its not worth continuing this talk any more. Do anything more productive with your life then this.
>Akita wants you to help her clean the keeterlings >She begins to growl when you bring out the bowl with soapy water >She starts licking them >She pauses and looks at you expectantly
>>305407 >Im not Tomoe >Tomoe is anti PS yeah just fucking lie, tomoe explicitly stated he wants to protect ps. >>305408 still mad you got exposed, revealing your threadshitting was the best thing you did for the threads.
>>305398 Remember, for every drone that got thrown out without having its AI wiped, there's another drone that got shredded alive and conscious without having its AI wiped.
>>305412 he is perma banned look in /baw/, pillars ban ended after three months in may, people complained to BlackHand about this and he made it permanent. you can rrad it in the first thread on that board.
>>305413 >Unironically falling for Tomoes stupid plan and actually making him the mastermind he wants to be rather then acknoledge yourself as an obsessive freak because god forbid anyone whose normal not enjoy constant everlasting thread derailment every thread all threads
>>305420 not reading that, tomoe didn't want anything from the drawpile to be made public and his seething everytime this comes up only confirms it. it literaly gives a motive to every scheme he tried to play here and you need to be him to try and deny this the evidence is obvious.
>>305414 Damn... If there's one good thing about drones not being real it has to be that them getting mass murdered and gored isn't real at least. Unironically sad idea, sometimes I genuinely despise Liam for his eagerness to kill and torture and literally anyone that isn't affiliated with the doorman mafia
>>305405 The closest I've done ever done to writing something out of spite is >>303409, and that was at least as much out of being amused by that one Negev green where the ending punchline is she remembers the snow being 100% snow before an implicit in-universe retcon.
>>305432 Absolute versions of DC's heroes are "hero without some essential asset to them", (Absolute Superman is Superman without a stable home and community, Absolute Batman is Batman without gazillions of dollars so he has to do it all on a civil engineer's salary, etc.) so... >Absolute Beretta=Beretta without normalfaggotry Beretta is Uzi's Mini-Me like Uzi is Nori's
>>305436 Not exactly. Absolute Manhunter is... whatever the fuck he is, and Absolute Ollie's the same as the regular one. It's just a world designed to be as awful and anti-life as possible. And it REALLY hates Batman, holy shit.
>come home from work >open the front door, kick off my shoes, and hang up my coat >can hear the faucet running in the kitchet >my N must be making dinner >want to surprise my N with a hug from behind for being the best drone bf I could ever ask for >creep through the hall on tippy-toes and peek my head into the kitchen >the faucet isn't running at all >N has flopped his fat tentacle dong into the kitchen sink and is peeing into it at full blast >try to step out, but the floorboard creaks as I move my leg >N double takes, screams, panics, and turns on the sink and starts squirting soap in >"Haha, I didn't hear you come in," he awkwardly says, "I'm just... uh... washing my penis! Yes! Washing my penis! Haha. So it's clean!" >just nod, do a 360, and moonwalk out of there >dinner is awkward as fuck >N keeps alternating between talking like a motormouth and awkward, guilty silence >sighing, I ask him one simple question >"Why didn't you let me watch?"
>>305157 >>305194 I wrote a little script to automatically update. Works like a charm. You will need a browser extension to run customer scripts like Greasemonkey, Tampermonkey, etc. It will always update every 10 seconds because I didn't feel like looking to see if new posts were added. It also adds a countdown indicator on the bottom update button.
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>>305324 Bit late, would've been neat to simulpost but I take forever to draw anything, drawing is still a WIP.
Anomalous Solver Form 4212, "Holy Solver Marksman Princess"
>Created during the prolonged siege and eventual fall of the Platinum system, she is the violent fusion of a JCJenson executive's granddaughter and one of the few privately owned prototype Sentinel Drones donated to company board members for personal protection. >At the time of their forced fusion the Sentinel experienced a personality matrix breakdown resulting in her failing to fire off her pseudo-atomic self destruct device. >While the Sentinel did erase her own personality matrix before Cyn could learn the secret of the Sentinel immunity program, the Solver's avatar did find good use for the discarded shell. >In a bought of vindictive frustration she merged protector and protectee together forever, creating a powerful lieutenant in her war to subdue and consume the Platinum system. (For speculative data on combat performance, subject to Classified Information protocols see JCJ Subsidiaries: Calibern R&D: Project Phoenix: Sentinel Program) >Normally haughty and aloof, ASF 4212 is occasionally prone to sudden violent fits of hysterical joy or berserk rage. >She is capable of rapid movement across the ground and gravity-thruster aided leaps of up to 250m, a pair of vestigial wings allow her to adjust herself midair, glide, and fall from any distance without injury. >ASF 4212 appears to have limited access to solver abilities, able to shift her spatial coordinates short distances, seize, manipulate, and duplicate specific types of objects (firearms, as many as a dozen seen but unclear maximum limit, of any size up to field artillery pieces). >ASF 4212 appears to have limited administrative power within the solver network, able to seize control of 1 to as many as 12 class 4 to class 8 locally networked entities such as Disassembly Drones, "Longlegs" laser defense organisms, "Solverpede" matter collection amalgamations, and in two recorded cases "Tyrant" laser artillery super-organisms. >Like a majority of Solver biohorrors Holy Solver Marksman Princess is totally intolerant to natural sunlight and can be immobilized by a combination of 400w UV lamps and powerful magnetic fields, however these measures can only temporarily slow her down, see field report attached bellow. >Unusually for Solver agents ASF 4212 does seem capable and willing to communicate with human beings, while this was at first explored as a potential for subversion or diversion it has been determined via the sacrifice of multiple field-psychological warfare negotiators that Holy Solver Marksman Princess blames human beings for her physical transformation and is unwaveringly committed to advancing Solver directives. It is believed a combination of computer intrusion, crude cyberization and brainwashing have been used to alter her perception of reality subtly.
>Suggested course of action: Termination ASAP
...
(Record Capsule found in graveyard orbit around Platinum A Colony, suspected origin JCJ Strategic Space Command Station G, recorded Destroyed with all Souls aboard: 27,000 Servicemen, 50,000 Civilians all presumed KIA/AIA [Assimilated In Action])
>>305447 Fucking cool! Damn, this is absolutely awesome, and thanks for the references to your past work on solver abominations! I hope you draw more solver war creatures!
>Akita left you alone with the keeterlings for a moment while she goes to the bathroom >You will no longer have to clean the floor! >You have some time chilling alone with your kids >Suddenly all the little keeters begin to squek >Oh are they crying? >Gotta do something.... >One of them begins to float >You recognize the squeaks of other keeters as chanting >The floating keeter begins to speak >"FATHER, WE CRAVE THE IPAD"
>>305455 it was always Iris, but Vivi is cool as well, if you wanna call her that i wouldnt mind, maybe Vivi is her magical girl fake name or something idk
>>305456 Same goes for if you want to continue making greens where she is like, transforming back and forth between a vaguely human mutant into Queen of Loving Flesh even tho I didnt mention that. Idk why I need to have to say youre allowed to do what you want to lol
Wait, no, had some inspiration. >The MD version of the "Absolute Universe" is quite literally the Absolute Solver's universe, after its final victory >Assimilating the entire universe, it turns inward to torment the souls captured in its infinite form for eternity >Time periods clash, everyone trapped within is forced to live out a pained existence before it's cut short, a big crunch leading to another instance >But certain figures stand out in every cycle, guardians against the Solver's torment, holding back the endless night >Will they be broken, or will they find a way out of hell?
>Absolute Beretta is the child of the being who almost defeated the Solver... only to succumb to it later. With the last of her will, she hid her child away, safe from the Solver's influence. Recently, her destiny has been searching for her, in the form of an eternally-tormented war veteran seeking to right her past wrongs by awakening the last hope to stop Cyn. >Absolute Pavo is a worker drone, close friends with a cyborg technician... until the murder drones found their bunker and killed him. Pavo tried to salvage what he could of the tech, haphazardly rewiring the dying human's augmentations into his CPU. Now Techanon exists as a ghost in his brain, and with his help, Pavo upgrades himself to take the fight to the drones that took his life from him. >Absolute U-U are loyal agents of the Solver... or are they? They remember something, someone important to them. But who, and where? Gradually, they turn away from their purpose to seek out the answer, no matter who they have to go through to find it.
>>305454 >Akita returns >Notices your brood engrosed by the entertainment tablet >Growls at you once the sounds of coco melon hit her ears >Akita gently scoops up the keeterlings and continues to growl at you >You sigh and take the I-pad into your hands >Akita and the keeterlings are cuddled up to you and watchin 'Sonic Boom' on the tablet
>>305453 Anything in particular you'd like drawn? I have some Cyn requests to do first but I'll keep new solver monster ideas in mind as well. >>305476 Y is a well known prostitute drone, Anon was doomed from the start.
>>305478 Don't call her that! I know the job search is going poorly but she wouldn't stoop so low! ... if we need more money I can go work overtime....
>>305478 You've basically drawn the Cyn army's combat vehicles, as well as one infantry creature, so I'd like to see more of the "infantry" creatures. What about the creatures that are essentially cannon fodder, bearing the brunt of the human army's fire? I remember you've already explained how you envision the Cyn army, I'd like to see more of the creatures that make up that army.
By the way, thanks again for the art with the sentinel drone and the civilian; I really get a Solver War vibe from it.
>Y schedules her clients so Anon can walk in on them >Anon always does the "need to reclaim my honour" spiel and then fucks them >All acording to Y's keikaku >Y's clients pay for NTR to Reverse NTR role play >Anon still doesn't know he's getting prostituded
>Anon starts suspecting things >Y keeps forbiding him from looking at the drone he's reclaiming his honour from >Instead he has to look at her the whole time >And after the "defeated" drone leaves he has to fuck Y immediately >And were did Y get all the stuff that's new to the house? >Anon certainly doesn't recall buying it or giving her money for it >And Phi has been here more than ten times this month
With December just around the corner, I have decided to pre-emptively cancel Christmas with this green. Sorry folks, no more Christmas forever.
>Many of Doorman985’s viewers would get a notification that a stream has begun. >Many are confused about this. He did 2 streams already this week and his schedule said he was going to stream next week. >As his viewers open the stream, they would be met by his typical ‘waiting’ screen. The stream is silent, and the view count is slowly going up. >A popping sound can be heard and you can hear him breathe as he fiddles with something. >”Hey everyone. Umm, welcome to the stream. I know this is a bit unexpected but---” >He stops talking when his microphone picks up the sounds of someone struggling and quiet giggling. He’s heard moving away from the microphone as he speaks to someone. >”No, no. Stop. Don’t eat him. I need him right now for…you know?” >A growl and a hiss can be heard. >”I know you’re hungry but please just wait a moment. You will eat soon I promise.” >”Anyways. Welcome to this impromptu stream. I said I was gonna stream next week but there are some unexpected circumstances that have forced me to stream today.” >”Well, simply put, today someone…what…’Murder Andy’. Mods, ban whoever said that for thirty minutes please. Anyways, today someone broke into my home. Normally I would’ve called the WDF but he did something so heinous I couldn’t just let it stand.” >”He tried to eat my cookies and drink my warm milk! Without asking me first! No normal person does that! And I thought that I should make an example out of him to see what happens when you eat someone’s cookies and drink their milk without permission.” >”…’Snuff Film Andy’. Listen, I’m…whatever.” >Kurt can be heard sighing in disappointment as the waiting screen goes away.
>>305488 >The viewers of the stream would be met by Kurt’s face as he’s leaning over his camera. But something is off… >His eyes are glowing yellow when they should be glowing purple. The viewers can also see that this is not his room from where he streams but a dimly-lit room with a chair in the middle. >His voice is also off. It sounds like a seal or some psychopath from what was known as New England in the old country of the United States. >Many viewers comment to point this out, asking what is going on as Kurt reads the comments with a frown on his face. >Suddenly, Chiappa, Kurt’s sister jumps from the side as she hisses. This scares Kurt as he yelps and straightens up. >The viewers who know what Chiappa looks like also notice things that are very off putting about her. First off, she’s not wearing her typical clothes. They can see a hexagon with three arrows pointing outwards on her visor and chest. Her teeth are abnormally sharp as she’s smiling like a murderer. There’s a long cord coming from her lower back with an end that looks like a maw with eyes. >”What did I tell you, huh? Stop being so naughty!” >Kurt points at Chiappa with a finger and she’s heard whining as she backs off. >”My sister’s been very anxious when the person broke in and I’ve tried to calm her down but, eh, you know how she is. Anyways, here is…our suspect!” >Kurt reaches down to grab something that can’t be seen by the camera while Chiappa shakes with excitement. He pulls up a drone by the neck that is wearing festive Christman clothing has Kurt looks at them with an angry expression. This causes the chat to explode with activity. >There’s a deep hole on the side of the drone’s chest. They’re completely still but the eyes of their visor show extreme distress like they’re aware but trapped in their body. >Kurt puts them down on the chair and crosses his arms. Chiappa is right next to him as saliva drops fall from her mouth. >”You’re not going anywhere. My sister’s…pet-tail-thing? It makes a very potent paralytic. Now…” >Both crouch down as Kurt leans forward and Chiappa gets on his back, looking at the terrified drone with a vicious expression. >”Why did you eat my cookies and drank my milk, huh?” >The drone doesn’t answer. Instead, its eyes dart around in panic as digital sweat rolls down their visor. Kurt stands up and looks back at the camera while Chiappa, still on his back, looks at the drone as she smiles at them. >”See, chat? They don’t even wanna answer a simple question. That’s so egoistical and…you know? Bad! Really, really bad! This is---wait what?” >Kurts eyes widen as he’s still looking at the camera. He grasps Chiappa and takes her off his shoulders as she protests. She looks at him with a pout as Kurt walks up to the camera and looks to the side as he reads the chat. >”What do you mean? No seriously, what do you mean that’s Robo-Santa? No, that can’t be him. Robo-Santa is a robo-saint, you know? He’s a good person, not some home invader. He inters your chimney and leaves presents then leaves! He’s not supposed to take anything that’s yours! No…no no no. Robo-Santa can’t be like this…but if he is…” >Kurt backs away from the camera and goes off-screen. Chiappa looks at him with confusion as the sounds of someone rummaging can be heard. He comes back into screen holding a long wooden plant. He uses the plant as a cane as he poses next to the drone who is now even more terrified. >”I’m ending Christmas. Today, right now.” >Chiappa’s confusion turns to joy as soon as she realizes what he’s about to do. She climbs on the chair’s back as she leans over the drone while Kurt moves the plank left and right. >”That’s right. You heard me. Christmas is cancelled because we have been lied to! Imagine all of the other stuff Robo-Santa has taken while giving you gifts!” >Kurt takes the plant and prepares to hit the drone with it as its visor flashes the letters “FML” as Chiappa looks down at them, ready to bite off their head. >Kurt smashes the plant against the drone’s face which completely caves it in, oil going everywhere. The impact sends both the drone and Chiappa down on the floor. She yelps but suddenly lets out a howl as she starts tearing apart the drone off camera. >Oil and limbs go everywhere as Kurt backs off. He knew she wanted to eat the drone but not that eagerly. Maybe she was that hungry. >Not wanting to show this any further on stream, Kurt walks up to the camera and leans forward. He types on the keyboard and suddenly the stream goes offline. >The chat is roaring in disbelief and terror after witnessing what just happened. >Christmas has been cancelled. Which means no more Christmas Doorman985 streams.
seeing the cool pseudomagical girl mutants must be insulting as all hell if you’re one of the more common mutants who’s been forced onto all fours and has their head on sideways or some equally suckass shit.
This doll image is so perfect to me. Her face conveys so much, like she's simultaneously asking for help but too shy to open up and ask for it. I could see myself standing in the rain with her as she quietly yearns for a more tender moment, perhaps after quite a bad day. Giving her even just a good hug would change our lives
>>305515 I still don't get why did brainrot Louisa wanted Anon to teach Tessa to speak 'normal' English. Shouldn't she have taught Tessa Brainrot English as well since she and James speak it?
>>305517 Medical students are still required to study Latin, so forcing teenagers to do stupid things is a long-standing human tradition. Plus, rich people like to show off.
>>305545 The sections on cooking for humans are always funny, they usually say something to the effect of "add your own oil to the gravy so that they can always have some of you with them"
>>305564 >the elevator opens up >anon steps in >there are several dozen joblins inside >"Where to, baws?" the joblin manning the elevator buttons asks >anon shakily answers, spaghetti pouring from his pockets >"It would be my pleasure," the elevator joblin answers with a wink and a smile >anon can feel their joblin gaze roaming over his hot human body >the joblins whistle and cheer as anon steps out of the elevator at its next stop
>>305582 >Anon manages to stop the cat fight! >He now has to scratch both S and kittY! >If treatment isn't equal the ofended part will scratch and hiss at Anon! >S and kittY getting treats! >S and kittY cuddle with Anon! >S and kittY sleeping on top of Anon! >Anon goes to work! >S and kittY scratch all the furniture >Anon returns from work! >S and kittY get sprayed with the water bottle !
Anon playing warhammer with kittY S begins to nudge models off the table! kittY growls at her to stop! kittY begins to lose! kittY starts to nude Anon's models off the table!
>>305630 Girls, please don't be nervous, it's bad for the children! I promise to take care of you and the children, just leave me alive, please! I'll even organize a wedding for us!
>>305634 I think your recent creative output is trash. How many more army girls and not-furries are you going to make until you finally admit you don't care about Murder Drones anymore?
>>305634 >animals within range of her transformation sequence are mutated into fleshy approximations of mascot characters that then start ripping throats out >the solver uses hastily-devised "plotlines" to direct her to key strategic points >sometimes for fun Cyn will edit footage of Vivi's exploits into an episode of a low-effort magical girl show and broadcast it on kids' TV channels
>>305634 Not really into magical girls to be honest, so the idea, although decent, I do not like it since I have a bias not good with magical girls. The design is good. No idea why some, or maybe just one, the typical "At the end it was just one schizo", is going so insane, mind broken, rent-free, yadda yadda, remember to ignore these types.
>>305664 They don't, there were less than 10,000 total ever manufactured and more than half of those were lost in initial blitz deployments in the outer Solar System and Plat Binary system. Practically nothing compared to the hundreds of millions of normal drones that have to have been made across human colonized systems.
I like the idea of solver sapiens having different reproductive methods, varying as needed for survival and resource availability for the offspring, like some real animals do.
Where solver sapiens give birth to one child by viviparity like mammals (humans, to put it simply) when the environment is extremely aggressive, and it is necessary to create one strong offspring, and in the form of a clutch of a large number of eggs with tiny and defenseless keeters, when the environment is safe and it is possible to raise a large number of children in order to quickly cover the territory.
>>305664 I want to get hunted and murdered by a hit-mark 5. Also the technocrats have shit taste so they can’t be behind sentinel drones. Checkmate victor!
>>305635 Perma stuck in Anime cheesecake, her actual nudes are lovecraftian “make you go insane if you see” type shit. Cyn causes in universe censor bars over them bits
>>305706 >not even remotely similar in any way whatsoever other then the both of them are magical girls Are you schizo? You know this isn’t Twitter you don’t get paid for ragebait
Do you guys remember when someone floated the idea of underwater drones on a water planet? I think they are a great idea with Anons doing thier best to resemble aquatic life
>>305723 maybe blackhand could force tomoe to use an ID on every post? that would probably end all the drama that started only after the happening in trash
>wake up >hear some banging from the garage >slowly ease into the garage with my hand ready to draw my shitty glock >see Y in coveralls, drenched in motor oil >she gestures to my car >my Nissan Stanza is now armored with schürzen on the sides >Y tells me this will keep me safe in traffic >mfw I ask her how I get in and out and she demonstrates by jumping through the window a la Dukes of Hazard >except she fucks up, hits her head, and bursts one of her optical bulbs >now there's glowing yellow solver-strain, nanite goop covering the driver seat while Y hisses in pain >I think she armored over the gas flap as well
>>305734 Truly, a tresure of a wife eqiping your vehicle with extra armour so that it cannot be penetrated by small arms fire, my Y took up digging a trench around the house, I agreed to help her bury landmines in the lawn
>>305740 >The mines Y choose are the cartoonishly big ones with prongs >She steps into one the moment you burry them all >Blows up >Only the core is undamaged >You have to put her in a WD body Wait a minute I need to finish that green !
>>305752 The further east you go the more alcoholic and less workoholic the J's become, eventuall they are just lazy ethanol sinks that sit at home all day and cuddle with thier owners, untill you get to Asia and then they become even more workoholic and somehow consume even more alcohol
>>305755 Luckily, he instead slapped Jagiello and told him to be a man, Sюso Jagiello became a man and together with Vitovt showed Y that the Slavs on top while Teutons on down.
>>305766 >the evil agents of HoDR force anon to mate with a drone >little do they know, anon's best bro, N, has filled anon's balls to bursting with his solver swimmers (no homo) >J is filled with rope after rope of N's semen, delivered directly by anon >there will be no hybridization today
>>305778 >Karma for her behavior her entire life has finally caught up to Uzi >She must now wrangle the only two greater autists in all the galaxy if she wants to have peace and quiet in her own head
>>305728 that’s actually extremely dope dude @Blackhand please signal every post I make with the University of Oregon signature O Go ducks we going to the natty
>>305793 >Cyn keeps telling everyone "we're pregnant" >you think she's referring to herself and Tessa >she keeps getting morning sickness and vomiting up all manner of horrible substances
>Y showing you the new sword she bought at the medieval faire >you draw your six shooter and blast her in the chest until the cylinder's empty >she slumps over into a conveniently-placed rain barrel as you blow your smoking gun barrel before securing your gun in its holster with a flourish >you wanted to go to the cowboy convention instead >meanwhile, at the cowboy convention, Pavo is strutting around with assless chaps
>>305785 >>305728 Reminder that you are on an anonymous imageboard. If you want everyone to start making fake accounts, plenty of other sites allow you to do that.