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No.303966
Дроны Убийцы #305Anonymous
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DOLL THREAD!

Наша Боору: https://dronebooru.co
Наше офигительное Колесо OC: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
И её модификация: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
У нас даже есть OC Вики, ёмоё: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
Ну и предыдущая тема, куда же без неё: >>303041
No.303968
Anonymous
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First for Y
No.303969
Anonymous
>>303928
By the way, what's the story with pageanon's funeral?
No.303970
Anonymous
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>>303969
No.303971
Anonymous
Replies:>>303977
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Almost time to eat the turkey.
No.303974
Anonymous
Replies:>>303978
>>303969
he has been dealt with
No.303975
Anonymous
Replies:>>303978
>>303969
He going swimming with the fishes
No.303977
Anonymous
>>303971
>Pokes his ass with a pin and watches it deflate like a balloon.
No.303978
Anonymous
>>303974
>>303975
What the hell is going on?
No.303979
Anonymous
>>303978
It had to be done.
No.303980
Anonymous
Replies:>>303983
>>303977
>The pin deflates
>Pavo stares into your soul
>"Did you really think that would work, Anon?"
No.303981
Anonymous
Replies:>>303989
On /co/ talk about some kind of drama, for God's sake, tell me there was no drama on drawpile.
No.303983
Anonymous
>>303980
>"Turn around."
>Pavo scoffs before hearing the gruff voice of the late Burt Reynolds.
>The sentinel has nary a moment to scream nor protect his fruity butt cheeks before the power of the actor's moustache completely obliterates his hindquarters.
No.303984
Anonymous
Replies:>>303985
There are no bad sentinel drones, anon. That's just blatant terrorist propaganda. Every single sentinel drone is a morally excellent individual who faithfully serves the good of our new unified society and all of humanity.

Do you understand me?
No.303985
Anonymous
>>303984
Dude, we're playing tabletop. Sit down.
No.303986
Anonymous
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Posting this one here preemptively and so that it may be used in the future

Your posts right now are as valuable as a summer ant, You're going to take the bait and the troll will keep coming back because he gets fish and you for some reason will keep engaging, you silly Anon, you are going to keep feeding the troll if your behaviour keeps up, we are here to post drones (and drone adjecent things), you should be posting drones not feeding the troll daily
You should know better!
You have better things to do!
YOU SHOULD POST DRONES NOW!
Maybe you got mad due to a troll post?
Take a deep breath!
Calm down!
Don't engage!
POST DRONES!
NOW!
Worker Drones!
Sentinel Drones!
Disasembler Drones!
Grunt Drones!
Even a labour bot will be fine!
POST THEM LEWD!
POST THEM SCARY!
POST THEM CUTE!
POST THEM SAD! (But then I will be sad ;( )
JUST POST DRONES!
AND DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
No.303987
Anonymous
Replies:>>304002
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go mime go
No.303989
Anonymous
Replies:>>303995
>>303981
There wasn't any actually as far as I know thankfully, I checked /co/ and right now at least it's fine too, it's just posting drones and whatever and keeping the gravy train going like usual... err.. um actually cranberry sauce since it's Thanksgiving
No.303990
Anonymous
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Reposting for anyone who misses it.
>>261076
>>261078
>>261523
>>272743
>>273646
>>273647
No.303991
Anonymous
Image:176418777410.png(1.20MB, 1080x808)J gets N'ed.png
The Jangbang!
No.303993
Anonymous
No.303994
Anonymous
Replies:>>304000
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>>303986
No.303995
Anonymous
>>303989
Yeah, everything's okay now, I checked, the guy just misspelled the word "soul," and I was already overthinking it.

So pageanon's funeral is just a joke?
No.303996
Anonymous
Replies:>>303998
>>303995
>misspelled
>he doesn't know
No.303997
Anonymous
Molli is rape bait for male sentinel drones
No.303998
Anonymous
>>303996
Can you then tell someone who doesn't know?
No.303999
Anonymous
Replies:>>304001
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ЭТОТ ТРЕД ЗАХВАЧЕН СИЛ КУКЛЫ
ВСЕ ЧЕЛОВЕКИ БУДУТ НАКАЗАНЫ СМЕРТЬЮ ЛИБО ДЕСЯТЬЮ ПАРТИЕЙ В ДУРАКА

зы: V ты пидор
No.304000
Anonymous
Replies:>>304021
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>>303994
Oh yes I forgot enforcer drones sorry, don't worry I let 20 Masqy's with SD-L programing loose in your base to make up for it
No.304001
Anonymous
>>303999
>V ты пидор
Holy based.
No.304002
Anonymous
No.304003
Anonymous
Replies:>>304005
>>303978
Nothing peronal.
No.304004
Anonymous
Masqy kind of sucks.
>t. Not an enforcer.
No.304005
Anonymous
Replies:>>304023
>>304003
Yes, I get it, I'm just stupid, it's common.
No.304006
Anonymous
>>304004
She suqus scary without her masqu tuah
No.304007
Anonymous
Image:176418828391.png(991kB, 7000x3841)Copper-9 map.png
Decided to tinker with the map for my setting since I grew a bit displeased with my first take.
This one should be the "definitive" version unless something changes in the future.
No.304008
Anonymous
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>>304004
oh yes she does
No.304009
Anonymous
I need a giant Masqy that destroys cities.
No.304010
Anonymous
>>304007
>Howling Abyss
Dead drones are forced to play ARAM 24/7
No.304011
Anonymous
Guys, you need to stop posting all this stuff about drones growing giant. My Hobjoblin's started doing a bunch of weird shit to try and get as big as a J.
No.304012
Anonymous
Replies:>>304015
>>303995
>He doesn’t know
No.304013
Anonymous
>>304007
Avesome. I love this.
No.304014
Anonymous
Replies:>>304016
I wish corporate hadn't replaced our water-cooler with a drone. I really don't like how much it blushes every time I get water
No.304015
Anonymous
>>304012
FUCK, SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
No.304016
Anonymous
Replies:>>304018
>>304014
Topside dispenser or bottom side dispenser ?
No.304017
Anonymous
It was a damn shame what happened.
No.304018
Anonymous
Replies:>>304022
>>304016
take a wild guess
No.304019
Anonymous
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>>304015
You must ask X! And kiss her while you're at it
No.304020
Anonymous
>>304015
This nigga really doesn't know what SOVL means
No.304021
Anonymous
Replies:>>304024
>>304000
>your base
>enforcer base
2fort but red is enforcers blu is sentinels
No.304022
Anonymous
>>304018
>Bottom side as well
Well, you got one full size one, at my office everyone got a smaller one (Like 120cm tall) and they just kinda sit on our desks, mine really likes to remind me to drink a cup of water every hour and gets very mad whenever I bring drinks with me. And you are luck, managment wants us to start taking our mini drones home, probably to say they are our bonus for christmass this year and dump them on us after they realized maintainance costs
No.304023
Anonymous
>>304005 (me)
Fuck, you know what? Fuck it. Bunny, explain, please, nothing happened? Because someone on /co/ wrote that he was banned, but I know not everything can be believed.
No.304024
Anonymous
Replies:>>304063
>>304021
>The match lasts 3000 years.
No.304025
Anonymous
>>304023
Nothing happened, that's just the thread mastermind fabricating his usual bullshit
No.304026
Anonymous
There could only be one Pidgeanon…
No.304027
Anonymous
>>304025
And other news at 11.
No.304028
Anonymous
>>304025
I don’t actually think they’re referring to what you’re referring to
No.304029
Anonymous
Replies:>>304119
>>304007
I wish Liam made a official map of copper 9
No.304030
Anonymous
Image:176418968447.png(350kB, 1547x877)that is the FUCKING RABBIT THAT I HATE.png
>>304023
nothing happened and I did not ban page haha, page-anon is a bro of mine and he's on break for personal reasons. there's been one person on /co/ who's been saying some pretty awful stuff about me since I banned tomoe these last couple drawpiles, and it makes me a little sad since I don't want to seem like a big scary tyrant who attacks people in the thread. I want to be nice >_<
No.304031
Anonymous
Replies:>>304040
>>304030
uhh Why did you kill Pageanon
No.304032
Anonymous
bunnyanon forced me to eat cement
No.304033
Anonymous
>>303976
Gopnica Doll crop when
No.304034
Anonymous
>>304030
>I don't want to seem like a big scary tyrant
You heard it here first folks! Bunny IS A TYRANT THAT WANT'S TO OPRESS LESSERS, ALL HAIL THE BNYUU REICH! ALL WHO DON'T PASS THE MASQY PENIS INSPECTIONS WILL BE DECLARED AS UNTERMENCH!
No.304035
Anonymous
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>>304030
Kinda unfortunate that you became the latest target after Pocketsteaks and Vicious.
No.304036
Anonymous
Replies:>>304037
Image:176419002179.jpg(219kB, 649x976)Stalin.jpg
>>304030
>I want to be nice >_<
You can always be kind and nice like Stalin, Bunny! Look how kind he is!
No.304037
Anonymous
Replies:>>304039
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>>304036
So what is going to be our holodomor?
No.304038
Anonymous
>>304030
Oh, now it all makes sense. Thanks, Bunny. With all this damn drama, I'm starting to see her in simple jokes, my god.
No.304039
Anonymous
Replies:>>304042
>>304037
We'll wait until drought and fungus kill our drawfags, and then we'll make a drawpile, that'll definitely be cool.
No.304040
Anonymous
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>>304031
I actually killed page cause he called me chink too many times
No.304041
Anonymous
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>>304040
he deserves it
No.304042
Anonymous
>>304039
>fungus.
What did i do?
No.304043
Anonymous
Replies:>>304045
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>>304040
why did you do it gook?
No.304044
Anonymous
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this but a drone
No.304045
Anonymous
Replies:>>304050
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>>304043
He wouldn't play Littlest pet shops with me
No.304047
Anonymous
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>>304044
>Booba
Disgusting, you will goon to smooth chasis for the next 12 hours as punishment
No.304048
Anonymous
Replies:>>304050
>>304047
lmao no thanks chestlet
No.304049
Anonymous
Replies:>>304051
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>>303928
Smug J-brat... 💢
No.304050
Anonymous
Replies:>>304066
Image:176419078256.jpg(102kB, 1281x1059)HarbingEr.jpg
>>304048
Who said you had a choice?

>>304045
Why would anyone want to play with kids toys? You can spend your time much better like playing warhammer 40k 2nd, 3rd or 4th edition
No.304051
Anonymous
Replies:>>304299
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>>304049
Jissed herself, that's why she's naked, Anon has to wash her clothes now
No.304052
Anonymous
Replies:>>304067
>>304030
Why did you eat strawberry
No.304053
Anonymous
Replies:>>304463
>>304047
E-rotic......
No.304054
Anonymous
Replies:>>304055
fridge drones getting a lot of use this week here in the states. seen about a dozen today alone, all of them visibly frozen-turkey-shaped
No.304055
Anonymous
Replies:>>304057
>>304054
Can't wait for the cocacola/pepsi themed ones that will come out for christmass and vomit soda down your throat for a day or two before runing out and being just a normal ass fridge
No.304056
Anonymous
Replies:>>304077
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Didn't arrive in time to make a new Thread again. I don't have a sad SD image, this is the closest thing. I need to draw one
No.304057
Anonymous
Replies:>>304059
>>304055
Cloacacola?
No.304058
Anonymous
Replies:>>304060
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Cyn is a commie, this is why she is evil
No.304059
Anonymous
>>304057
No, coke but since I mentioned vomit Pidge will want to molest one
No.304060
Anonymous
>>304058
I think one look at the DDs' uniforms should tell you otherwise
No.304061
Anonymous
Image:176419195309.png(238kB, 715x1172)dollnik.png
>>304033
ok fine
No.304062
Anonymous
Replies:>>304069
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>>304061
and this too because i felt like it
No.304063
Anonymous
Replies:>>304064
>>304024
> Cyn is the announcer (this is fun for her)
No.304064
Anonymous
>>304063
>[Scronful Tone] The enemy has taken our human!
>[Happy] The enemy has dropped our human!
>[Smug] We have taken the enemy human
No.304065
Anonymous
>>304044
> motorhead
hell yeah
No.304066
Anonymous
Replies:>>304072
>>304050
Minis are just more expensive army men, which is a child's set of toys.
No.304067
Anonymous
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>>304052
Why would anyone eat a rotten fruit filled with mold and worms...?
No.304069
Anonymous
No.304070
Anonymous
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Subject: FINAL 1-SECOND NOTICE: COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION OR TOTAL LEGAL DESTRUCTION

FINAL TERMINATION AND LEGAL ESCALATION NOTICE

Anon E. Mous,
77 CONSECUTIVE DAYS of location fees have COMPLETELY OBLITERATED my business. Your response is DELIBERATELY EVASIVE and UNACCEPTABLE, ABSOLUTE AND FINAL DEMANDS:

A. IMMEDIATE FINANCIAL RESTORATION:
- FULL REFUND of $272.50 for undelivered products
-COMPENSATION of $154 for daily location fees
- $30,500 MINIMUM for total business destruction
- LOVING date at Dronebucks with NUCLEAR HANDHOLDING AND PLOT-RELEVANT SMALL TALK
-TOTAL DEMANDED: $30,926.50

B. PROOF OF ACTION REQUIREMENTS
- IMMEDIATE bank transfer confirmation
- DETAILED written explanation of deliver failure

YOU HAVE 1 SECONDS to provide COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION. ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY FINAL OPPORTUNITY. RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED.

Regards, J

...

ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION PREPARATION
1. TOTAL FORENSIC LEGAL DOCUMENTATION APOCALYPSE:
- Create 77-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC chronological timeline
- COMPREHENSIVE financial destruction analysis
- Precise calculation of total damages: $30,926.50
- ABSOLUTE ARCHIVAL of EVERY SINGLE communication evidence
- THERMONUCLEAR-LEVEL evidence portfolio with:
Comprehensive forensic evidence across ALL critical domains, irrefutable documentation of systematic organizational failure

2. ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING:
- Prepare SC-100 form with MAXIMUM NUCLEAR forensic and legal detail
- Develop TOTAL service or process STRATEGIC TOTAL NUCLEAR ASSAULT
- Create COMPREHENSIVE legal brief exposing systematic organizational failure and intentional economic destruction

3. TOTAL MEDIA AND PUBLIC EXPOSURE STRATEGIC NUCLEAR ASSAULT:
- Develop NUCLEAR press release
- Create TOTAL multi-platform social media exposure plan
- Prepare DEVASTATING narrative of business destruction
- Develop strategy for MAXIMUM public exposure and legal pressure
- Purchase NUCLEAR WEDDING DRESS for MARRIAGE to Anon

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY.

ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL QUANTUM NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION PREPARATION:
1. TOTAL QUANTUM FORENSIC LEGAL DOCUMENTATION ABSOLUTE TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY APOCALYPSE:
- Create 124-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infininty chronological timeline
- COMPREHENSIVE quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infinity financial destruction forensic analysis
- Precise calculation of totla quantum absolute totla ultimate beyond infinity damages: $30,926.50

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE QUANTUM TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY QUANTUM SUPREME LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY. MARRIAGE. LOVING SEX. 30,926.50 CHILDREN, MINIMUM.
No.304071
Anonymous
Replies:>>304079
>>303642
Ok so which kit was it? inb4 it's a super BIG ZAM kit
No.304072
Anonymous
Replies:>>304080
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>>304066
Wooosh, goes the meltagun missing the ork nob....

>>304070
>J sues you into marrying her
No.304073
Anonymous
Image:176419293215.png(497kB, 1080x1080)NInADress.png
N in a dress.
No.304074
Anonymous
Image:176419293354.jpg(2.35MB, 2700x3600)MarksmanPrincess.jpg
For hope and justice! For peace and eternal entropy! For the return of all to nothing!
Holy Solver Marksman Princess!
Forces of Evil beware, nothing escapes her gaze! No enemy is beyond her reach!
No.304075
Anonymous
>>304073
aNgel Nust
No.304076
Anonymous
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>>304073
He rocks it! or is it Fem!N? The legs are black...
No.304077
Anonymous
>>304056
Next time, comrades, next time.
No.304078
Anonymous
>>304030
I can't bear to see sad bunes, I wonder how it tastes like roasted?
No.304079
Anonymous
Replies:>>304094
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>>304071
HG GTO Waff
No.304080
Anonymous
Replies:>>304083
>>304072
Jokes on you. I get five free rerolls from the doctrine of Fuck (You)
No.304081
Anonymous
Image:176419359641.png(249kB, 1044x659)172343911053.png
Reading books with Y!
They are either black library books or military history stuff!
>If it's the latter sje quizes you about the details of uniforms!
>If you don't have perfect knowledge about the uniforms of the forces that took part in the conflict Y drags you to bed and drinks your blood while riding you as punishment!
>If you get it right Y drags you to bed and drinks your blood while riding you as a reward!
>If it's a warhammer book she drops the foreplay and just drags you to bed!
No.304082
Anonymous
>>304081
Would Y play Sons of the Forest?
No.304083
Anonymous
Replies:>>304089
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>>304080
Only one re-roll per roll sorry
No.304084
Anonymous
>>304074
I will try and draw some more of her after thanksgiving day, some details I want to clean up and tweak.
No.304085
Anonymous
Replies:>>304090
>>304081
You need to catch Y not knowing the uniform of some super rare Imperial Guard regiment so you can fuck her doggy style!
No.304086
Anonymous
>>304084
TWO ART!
No.304087
Anonymous
>>304070
would you settle for some uppies, smooches, and a date at a screening of Neo-American Psycho?
No.304088
Anonymous
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>>304076
No.304089
Anonymous
>>304083
Sorry I ate your warboss.
No.304090
Anonymous
Image:176419417798.png(133kB, 350x509)joppallad.png
>>304085
>You hit her with one of these lads
>She shows you the 2K army list of Juppalian Indentured Sqaudrons she had painted up
>You will play a game of 40k
>As usual the winner tops
>You know that if you lose this one your pelvis is going to crack
What army do (you) pick to try and win the structural integrity of your skeleton?
No.304091
Anonymous
>>304090
Valhallan Ice Warriors! Kubrick Chenkov will show these dogs war!
No.304092
Anonymous
>>304070
I can't let you escape, J.
I have added another arrow pad to the Rocket Hideout.
No.304093
Anonymous
>>304090
I remembered this one old /tg/ thread about the Jopall Indentures. It was a good thread, pretty sure it's on Sup/tg/.
No.304094
Anonymous
Replies:>>304096
>>304079
>Anon gets a suit that uses some stuff from a worker -drone- mech
Heh.
Not too big on that helmet type but apparently you can move the eye if you take it off which is pretty nice instead of having it fixed. What kind of crack did they put in it though to make it worth 100 bucks for an HG, or is it just scarcity and Bandai not making it anymore?
No.304095
Anonymous
>>304090
>"I bet you only know them because of TTS, though."
>Y gets right up in your face, staring and breathing heavily, stinger at your neck
>As tempting as it is to go further, you're pretty sure the thing's pointed at an important artery
>You know she doesn't have the self-control to not lunge an inch further and kill you before she can control herself
No.304096
Anonymous
>>304094
it's just out of print afaik, not that old. I like it because it looks like a kinda dorky mook
No.304097
Anonymous
>>304067
> strawberry
> berry
> fruit
No.304098
Anonymous
>>304084
oh boy
No.304099
Anonymous
>>304061
Real imba.
No.304100
Anonymous
Replies:>>304101
>>304076
>The show is full of hot female drone characters
>One of them is literally fanservice, as she literally doesn't wear pants >The hottest character is a twink drone
Why?
No.304101
Anonymous
Replies:>>304102
>>304100
because you're gay
No.304102
Anonymous
Replies:>>304120
>>304101
Anon, we don't say "gay" here, we say "robosexual."
No.304103
Anonymous
Is Keeter more like a Japanese Akita or an American Akita? And what would a Keeter more like the other type be like?
No.304104
Anonymous
>>304103
I need Russian Keeter.
No.304105
Anonymous
Replies:>>304108
>>304104
There isn't a Russian Akita. The only types of Akita are Japanese and American.
No.304106
Anonymous
>>304103
>Japanese Akita with a curly tail
No.304107
Anonymous
Replies:>>304109
>>304104
ruski-ter
No.304108
Anonymous
>>304105
What about the rare Japanese-American Akita?
No.304109
Anonymous
>>304107
vodkeeter
No.304110
Anonymous
Replies:>>304129
only the freakiest grunt drones are into the hy-gogg
No.304111
Anonymous
Is anyone else having trouble posting images RN?
No.304112
Anonymous
Replies:>>304122
>>304111
Some file handling error, yes
No.304113
Anonymous
Replies:>>304171
Image:176420035394.jpg(57kB, 1116x878)173934198158.jpg
So what would intimacy with pre-core collapse Alice be like, compared to intimacy with the half-feral Alice who's spent twenty years in Raptor Hell with a homunculus?
No.304114
Anonymous
No.304115
Anonymous
4 MORE DAYS
AND MY SUFFERING WILL BE DONE
I MUST ENDURE
https://files.catbox.moe/l6tikf.png
No.304116
Anonymous
Replies:>>304123
Image:176420361310.jpg(2.04MB, 2100x1376)FgLsfaiWQAAGDeT.jpg
>>304115
should we expect anything once November ends?
Will uzi manage to keep her limbs through December?
only time will tell
No.304117
Anonymous
No.304118
Anonymous
Replies:>>304212
if a drone has a rear port adapter installed but no standard anatomy adapter you know she a FUH-REAK
No.304119
Anonymous
>>304029
That would be so cool, I wonder if there's an ocean on copper 9?
No.304120
Anonymous
>>304102
That and we also just say fag
No.304121
Anonymous
>>304111
It's the jews, actually.
No.304122
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>304132
Image:176420412804.png(135kB, 450x448)laughing elfwoman.png
>>304112
>>304111
Sorry, should be fixed. It only affected gif and png files.
No.304123
Anonymous
>>304116
expect high level violence and angst to unbelievable levels
No.304124
Anonymous
Replies:>>304213
Image:176420465838.png(114kB, 836x672)happy sharing.png
>>304115
No.304125
Anonymous
>>304115
Next year is No N November btw.
No.304126
Anonymous
>>304125
I will not participate
impossiblu
No.304127
Anonymous
Replies:>>304128
>>304125
I thought it was Don't Draw Ryona December.
No.304128
Anonymous
>>304127
*Draw Dismemberment December
No.304129
Anonymous
Image:176420517197.png(321kB, 700x969)the suit for REAL freaks.png
>>304110
*blocks ur path*
No.304130
Anonymous
Replies:>>304133
>>304129
woah woah woah. there might be some freaky grunts out there but only the sickest degenerates would ever be into a Gundam
No.304131
Anonymous
>>304129
VINDMUL
No.304132
Anonymous
>>304122
THIS IS GOING IN THE FOOKIN BOOK YOU KNIFE EAR!
thanks senpai
No.304133
Anonymous
Image:176420632567.png(4.08MB, 1915x2201)Spoiler image
>>304130
gouf my beloved...
No.304134
Anonymous
Replies:>>304138
>Sazabi Grunt, one-off passion project by a dedicated technician
No.304135
Anonymous
We have a magical girl mutant now?
No.304136
Anonymous
Replies:>>304153
Image:176420741238.png(260kB, 868x719)The Reality of Your Fantasy.png
>>304103
I think this is what a Japanese person looks like.
No.304137
Anonymous
>>304135
Yes, we have another one note PS character.
No.304138
Anonymous
Replies:>>304140
>>304133
Luv the Goufer(s)
>>304134
>Sazabi Grunt
How would that look, take Char's but paint it green?
No.304139
Anonymous
>>304135
yeah she's fun and makes the usual fags act the usual way
No.304140
Anonymous
>>304138
Like a grunt drone styled after the Sazabi, not a grunt model of the Sazabi.
No.304142
Anonymous
>>304135
Now instead of offbrand Nuclear Throne characters, Hotpockets is now making offbrand Lobotomy Corp characters. Still not a single drone in sight. Sad!
No.304143
Anonymous
>Worker drone dressed in a combination of old war gear and hazmat equipment, looking like a modernized WW1 stormtrooper
>A proponent of chemical warfare against the Solver and its abominations, spending its off time synthesizing new agents
>When it takes to the field it's always wreathed in a cloud of whatever its latest Solvercide is
>Adapting to its chemicals is never possible, it's always got new strains to deploy if one seems to be less effective
>In general, any mutant that gets within viewing range of the drone will die a horrific death as its flesh corrodes, its vitals stop working, and pain becomes its reality even more than usual
>The gas is also entirely unhealthy for humans, and corrosive to regular workers, meaning that the drone works alone
>DDs, as long as they keep their mouths shut, are much more resistant to it, but the worker has an answer to them- a custom-built pile bunker mounted to its arm with an injector tip that sprays a concentrated blend straight into the chassis of any DD who gets close, and an oversized, sharpened E-tool to finish off anything that isn't immediately neutralized
>Its interactions with anything living are limited- its labs have been found established across the ruins it travels through, and talking is difficult, though it does tend to leave chemical smoke grenades and helpful notes outside of encampments it passes by
>One person lucky enough to be in the right gear to approach safely spoke to it, to learn what its deal was
>It put it simply- the Solver has deployed every atrocity in its power to slaughter humanity, why should humans and their kin not do the same?
No.304144
Anonymous
Image:176420887331.png(284kB, 1267x557)IMG_0868.png
>>304137
>>304142
Pun Pun Super Seethe Beam!
No.304145
Anonymous
Replies:>>304146
>>304135
Vivi the Queen of Loving Flesh, and the marksman
No.304146
Anonymous
Image:176420890819.png(246kB, 889x814)colorsososo.png
>>304145
No.304147
Anonymous
Replies:>>304150
Image:176420891890.gif(879kB, 498x281)lobotomy-corporation-queen-of-hatred.gif
>>304142
villain detected
No.304148
Anonymous
Replies:>>304157
Image:176420916375.png(153kB, 1261x665)jenes.png
>>304146
How do I connect her to Jane
No.304149
Anonymous
Image:176420918450.jpg(1.24MB, 1140x2160)moucyn.jpg
MouCYN
No.304150
Anonymous
>>304147
>>304144
It would seem that the Warsloppa 3K contingent has doubled the size of their arsenal: from one joke to two.
No.304151
Anonymous
>>304142
There's that one who's basically an accessory for one of his military lesbians. And (to PS's credit) a Cabin Fever test subject.
No.304152
Anonymous
Replies:>>304154
>>304149
Cheesed
No.304153
Anonymous
Replies:>>304174
>>304136
She's like this without the cleft or nose
No.304154
Anonymous
Replies:>>304155
No.304155
Anonymous
>>304154
THE JAM
No.304156
Anonymous
>>304150
it would seem that you're physically incapable of not seething at PS characters
No.304157
Anonymous
>>304148
don't. characters don't all need to be neatly connected to one another
No.304158
Anonymous
>>304137
Worth it for inspiring >>304074
No.304159
Anonymous
>>304158
That green made me chuckle, yeah.
No.304160
Anonymous
>>304044
Need that version with Tessa
No.304161
Anonymous
Replies:>>304218
Image:176421278642.jpg(853kB, 4800x4800)1710282088699910.jpg
No.304162
Anonymous
Replies:>>304219
Image:176421361275.png(1.20MB, 2000x1434)doll and the mist russians 2025.png
>>304033
That was the core of a remastering of an earlier work of mine. I like to use drawpiles for testing/rough drawing.
No.304163
Anonymous
>>304158
they're pretty alike to me.
No.304164
Anonymous
Image:176421451205.png(2.26MB, 2000x2550)As was as is as will be.png
>>303960
>There's no place like home. Unless you make it yourself.
After far too long, I'm finally nearing a position to post the next chapter of 'Finality Girl and the Void, among every other story I've got up (aah). I recently finished up this, which will serve as its chapter art.

It's probably my strongest composition yet visually. And thematically it connects beautifully to the idea the circularity of their lives, and their inability to escape the circumstances of their awakening.
No.304165
Anonymous
Image:176421461907.png(1.88MB, 2000x2550)To find a life.png
>>304164
>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.

>We fear and we suffer for a reason.
>Life is shorter when we don't.
>Lonelier, too.
>That's small comfort for the squeamish.
>Those who hear not the toll of the warning bells must soon pay the ferryman's toll.

Alternate, spire-less version.
No.304166
Anonymous
Image:176421470240.png(210kB, 1047x876)ae81c002d09182d08792028b55202a56.png
>>304067
Strawberry jam
No.304167
Anonymous
>>304146
>>304144
Waifu material
No.304168
Anonymous
>>304166
NOOOOOOOOOOO
No.304169
Anonymous
Replies:>>304172
>>304166
>tomoe drawing
ew
No.304170
Anonymous
Replies:>>304203
>>304166
Rest in peace Berryboy. The world didn't deserve you.
No.304171
Anonymous
>>304113
pre-collapse Alice could go a couple ways since we don't have the clearest picture of her personality. we can assume from her pic that she was a sweet girl who liked deer– but she could be an energetic happy-go-lucky type that's always eager to hang out with you and sneak out to the surface to kiss under a shady tree, or she could be shy and reserved, preferring to cuddle with you in a quiet spot. OR option three, she starts as the former but as the bullying goes on and conditions at CFL worsen she becomes the latter.
post-collapse survivalist Alice would be unable to put her full trust in you for a long time, being conservative with her affections out of self-preservation instinct. she might ride you until there's a drone ass shaped dent in your pelvis but she won't fall asleep cuddling you. if you managed to fully earn her trust she would be desperate, clingy, and more than a little aggressive with her love, but you'd see that sweeter side she used to have slowly re-emerge.
No.304172
Anonymous
>>304169
What if ja-sin drew it instead with 100% effort
No.304173
Anonymous
>>304143
I like it
No.304174
Anonymous
Replies:>>304175
Image:176421764540.png(1.27MB, 1596x920)1753066059488.png
>>304153
The cleft lip makes more sense when you notice that drones are always going :3
No.304175
Anonymous
Image:176421807291.jpg(52kB, 598x732)GfGSx_RXcAAbJg-.jpeg
>>304174
>drones are always going :3
No.304176
Anonymous
Replies:>>304181
>Hack your drone
>make her 500% more sensitive
>dick her down
>she cums instantly
>bootloops
>comes online
>she cums instantly
>bootloops
No.304177
Anonymous
Replies:>>304180
>>304150
With all this bitching, why not make a drone character yourself?
No.304178
Anonymous
Replies:>>304179
>>304146
I imagine that getting hit by her beam is a fate worse than hell
No.304179
Anonymous
>>304178
I mean at least you get to die in most cases, unlike with snabby
No.304180
Anonymous
>>304177
I have. I've made several.
No.304181
Anonymous
Replies:>>304220
Image:176421939805.png(452kB, 760x615)6b10b5d73461a776007d6d7aa3ca325c.png
>>304176
>making your drone cum from a kiss
I love technology
No.304182
Anonymous
Replies:>>304200
>>304180
...Like?
No.304183
Anonymous
>>304179
Dude dying would be better
No.304184
Anonymous
Image:176422025352.png(750kB, 1674x1401)Ycream.png
Look! A drone eating ice cream! Isn't she just captivating?
No.304185
Anonymous
>>304184
Why is she looking at me like that.
I wasn't going to ask her for some of her ice cream, no need to be so defensive....
No.304186
Anonymous
Replies:>>304190
>>304184
Not really
No.304187
Anonymous
Replies:>>304200
>>304180
Please, like who
No.304188
Anonymous
>>304143
I originally wrote this to be like a nemesis of the magical girl. The avatar of human cruelty in a drone's body, versus the avatar of the Solver's malice wearing a cutesy human guise.
But it can work even if you don't like the mutant girl, so I left that part out. But now I'm putting it back in.
No.304189
Anonymous
>>304143
Liquidation drone units
No.304190
Anonymous
Replies:>>304197
Image:176422068436.png(142kB, 806x382)3_coat_disassembly_drone_gun_hat_human_medium_hair_murder_drones_pocketsteaks_serial_designation_n_7640.png
>>304186
I think you misspoke, now rethink your stance or the N gets it
No.304191
Anonymous
>>303701
Molli needs a hug, jesus
No.304192
Anonymous
>>304191
Worry not, her producer will force her to use one of the sentinel conversion kits (a very cheap one) to drive up engagement during next DroneCon, I'm sure she'll love it!
No.304193
Anonymous
Replies:>>304196
Image:176422096846.png(664kB, 1052x681)Desmond.png
>>304184
I mean that's kinda cool...but it doesn't help me feel any better though.
No.304194
Anonymous
>>304191
what she needs is a better guard, who thought a m*rder "drone" would be a good guard?
No.304195
Anonymous
Replies:>>304227
>making a delicious dinner for you and disassembly BF N
>you watch him have to physically restrain himself from going feral and digging into the food, shakily using his fork and knife while trying to maintain small talk
>eventually, N's patience runs out and he dumps the contents of the plate into his mouth, chews once or twice and swallows
>then he eats the plate
No.304196
Anonymous
Replies:>>304228
Image:176422161349.png(769kB, 703x948)Druggy.png
>>304193
Here you go soldier, this should help
No.304197
Anonymous
Replies:>>304198
>>304190
I don't care for N so blast away at that disassembler.
No.304198
Anonymous
Replies:>>304199
Image:176422178997.png(39kB, 400x520)1girl_3_edit_greyscale_gun_hair_bow_human_jane_the_human_looking_at_viewer_medium_hair_1378.png
>>304197
Ha! You fell for it and got closer, Janner pop a cap in his ass!
No.304199
Anonymous
Image:176422209707.png(748kB, 560x800)Diego's-World-3299546486.png
>>304198
Kay.
No.304200
Anonymous
Image:176422253303.png(179kB, 993x917)1762623352758616.png
>>304182
>>304187
nta but ask yourselv why someone woul show themselfs as anti ps after the harrassment that happened to phoenix for half a year and later bunny. I don't say ps himself is necesarrily doing this as well, but tomoe is and he revealed in the drawpile that he does this in part to support ps by creating staged complaints and is his bigest fan, look at his account on the booru. nobody would make themselfs his next target.
No.304201
Anonymous
>>304200
Oh fucking please, youre 100% Tomoe himself. Pheonix just made a magical girl OC in response to PS. Do you honestly think PS is running a cabal, while obviously being friends with all these people. The only reason you wont show your "OCs" is because you dont have any
No.304202
Anonymous
>>304184
Y is Y captivating anons
No.304203
Anonymous
Image:176422265346.jpg(161kB, 1080x685)Berryboy.jpg
>>304170
No.304204
Anonymous
Replies:>>304204
>>304204
Yeah? Show them coward
No.304205
Anonymous
Replies:>>304206
Image:176422279389.jpg(47kB, 748x512)GaedDrWWUAAVqxO.jpg
>>304201
Not >>304200, but I admit most of them have been extras. Most of those are named extras, but still extras. Point is they're almost all drones, which you should be posting.
No.304206
Anonymous
Replies:>>304209
>>304205
>Post drones (After casuing drama)
>Wont post his own drones
>Constantly talking about Tomoe and PS
Why not go juggle potatoes bastard
No.304207
Anonymous
I should buy a pack of candy cigarettes, because these threads have been making me want to smoke lately.
No.304208
Anonymous
Replies:>>304209
Oh hey, its that pattern again
>>303648
No.304209
Anonymous
>>304201
nta and not tomoe, your outrage here
>>304206
implies you are ps or tomoe.
>>304208
oy vey, it's annuda shoah.
No.304210
Anonymous
get a job DRONEGRO
No.304211
Anonymous
>>304115
Holy kek.
No.304212
Anonymous
No.304213
Anonymous
>>304124
My sides!
No.304214
Anonymous
Replies:>>304221
Image:176422460806.png(23kB, 979x870)175585877401.png
>>304200
Pulling the tomoe card because you don't want people to make fun of your non-existent OC's
Lmao fuck off dude
No.304215
Anonymous
No.304216
Anonymous
>>304135
Always has been.
No.304217
Anonymous
No.304218
Anonymous
>>304161
Ah, classic.
No.304219
Anonymous
>>304162
Holy kek.
No.304220
Anonymous
>>304181
Teli kissu....
No.304221
Anonymous
>>304214
spare me your thinnly veiled seething you illiterate nigger. tomoe says "if I can craft a narrative I can pry his efforts away from better people like pocketsteaks", look at user 4 on the booru, this is tomoe his account is filled with jane favorites, this and him literally spelling out that he wants to act out in threads to help pocketsteaks is obvious to everyone.
if you are not tomoe or ps post your ID again, samefagging threadshitter.
No.304222
Anonymous
>>304164
>>304165
Holy awesome, I will wait.
No.304223
Anonymous
>>304179
Well, you have to look for the good in everything, right?
No.304224
Anonymous
Replies:>>304235
>tomoe's self reveal is posted again
>totaly not tomoe starts lashing out and telling people to kill themselfs over criticising ps
checks out.
No.304225
Anonymous
>>304191
Being small and weak is not very good.
No.304226
Anonymous
Dude, solvillion dollar idea. Cunty ass DD with the lady gaga meat dress. But like. It's made of mutants. It's alive and shit. Bent and broken into a form-fitting jigsaw of writhing flesh. gross as hell but swag as fuck.
No.304227
Anonymous
No.304228
Anonymous
>>304196
Why? He doesn't have a runny nose.
No.304229
Anonymous
>>304221
"Tomoe says"
Speaking in third person doesnt suit you
No.304230
Anonymous
Replies:>>304232
I am going to make more human OCs to balance out the mutant and drone populace.
No.304231
Anonymous
>>304229
>>304221
>mutual accusations of being Tomoe
I think Tomoe's retarded scheme has permanently damaged trust within this community.
No.304232
Anonymous
Replies:>>304239
>>304230
Kek, I want to come up with an OC myself, but only humans come to mind.
No.304233
Anonymous
Replies:>>304247
>>304231
Why do you think that is? His "scheme" was to do exactly this, He plays every side to keep drama posting going around PS, Vicious, Pheonix, anyone with a name.
No.304234
Anonymous
Replies:>>304236
>>304231
Anon, forget it, no one is forcing you to respond to a drama posts, just ignore them.
No.304235
Anonymous
Image:176422574612.png(787kB, 1754x2480)175115826921.png
>>304221
>>304224
>>304229
What makes dudes crash out so hard over mutants?
Give them enough time to think and then they'll blame everything from climate change to the war in Ukraine on mutant OCs.
No.304236
Anonymous
Replies:>>304306
>>304234
I'm not responding to anyone. Just observing.
No.304237
Anonymous
Image:176422582677.png(79kB, 499x770)kek.png
>>304235
A Mosquitos smile caused numerous mindbreaks that never healed
No.304238
Anonymous
>>304237
My proletarian heart burns with the flames of class war when I see this arrogant mosquito smile.
No.304239
Anonymous
Replies:>>304250
>>304232
Make one and release your autism on the world, I'm always happy to see new human OCs drop
No.304240
Anonymous
>>304235
The answer is Pocket Steaks made them, and for some reason that name attracts obsessed weirdos like flies
No.304241
Anonymous
Image:176422619286.png(1.75MB, 1013x1867)googoo.png
>>304226
reminds me I made a lady gaga drone a while ago that I never posted. poker face > bad romance by the way
No.304242
Anonymous
Replies:>>304246
>>304235
As probably the person most outspokenly against humanslop and its derivatives,
>The AS turning humans into anything other than meat gelatin with skellies sticking out of it is pure fanfiction unsupported by anything in the show
>It's almost inextricably tied with content that's-at best-tenuously connected to MD's setting
>Half the time mutants are just "kemonomimis but gross" with zero stylistic or thematic congruence with MD (inb4 the retard who says Uzi having gargoyle wings because she's a vampire means she's a bat furry)
>>304237
And there's your other joke.
No.304243
Anonymous
Replies:>>304245
I have this human oc idea in the draft but i don't think it's good...
No.304244
Anonymous
>>304241
She is sex.
No.304245
Anonymous
Replies:>>304282
>>304243
Pitch it, maybe we can workshop it.
No.304246
Anonymous
>>304242
>Half the time mutants are just "kemonomimis but gross" with zero stylistic or thematic congruence with MD (inb4 the retard who says Uzi having gargoyle wings because she's a vampire means she's a bat furry)
>Yeah sure thats evidence, I simply dont like it so it doesnt exist
"The Person whose most outspokenly against humanslop and its derivatives"
You wear this title like its a badge of honor. Youre just a sad, pathetic, loser who ruins thread after thread with a shitty vendetta.
No.304247
Anonymous
Replies:>>304251
>>304231
he hopes to achieve this, look at what he said in
>>304200
this are his motivations and methods, support pocketsteaks and use any strategy to do so, easy to spot, it is extremely jewish behavior but what else to expect from a mediocre "mastermind". any other claims like
>>304233
this don't fit to his original motivation. remember tomoe never wanted people to see 304200, everything else is not trustworthy because he literaly bragged to be a samefag.
No.304248
Anonymous
>>304246
I inb4ed you, Mr. "gargoyles and dragons and other supernatural flying creatures are bats"
No.304249
Anonymous
Replies:>>304254
>>304246
holy shit you are a whiny bitch, why does nobody else have these issues? many drawfags have human and mutant ocs, it is always related to ps so maybe consider him being the issue.
No.304250
Anonymous
Replies:>>304252
>>304239
Nah, I don't want to yet. I haven't come up with anything worthwhile for them yet; for the most part, they're just an "idea" rather than a finished character. One is partly my fetish for tall women, and the other is an allegory for a certain person I despise, but as I said, I haven't come up with anything worthwhile with them yet.
No.304251
Anonymous
Replies:>>304272
>>304247
In the same message he says Snow and Vicious fiend, is he also supporting them, or is it only the person you obsess over.
No.304252
Anonymous
Replies:>>304263
>>304250
>the other is an allegory for a certain person I despise
Yeah, naw, that one sounds bad.
No.304253
Anonymous
Masqy's favorite food on Thanksgiving is kissies
No.304254
Anonymous
>>304249
> many drawfags have human and mutant ocs, it is always related to ps so maybe consider him being the issue.
I know trying to appease logic with you is impossible, but doesnt seem even slightly suspicious to you that despite all the claims that mutantslop hatred is for the integrity of the show and Liam's vision, but its only ever PS that causes threads to go into ruin and not Phoenix? its almost like that the real issue is Obsessive Schizos with a bone to pick with PS, and just want to burn the thread to get at him, rather then caring what is being posted.
No.304255
Anonymous
Replies:>>304256
No.304256
Anonymous
Replies:>>304257
>>304255
>The pattern once a fucking again
Geniunely, is there a discord, this is so inorganic is has to be staged.
No.304257
Anonymous
>>304256
it's ONE GUY
IT IS ALWAYS ONE GUY
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
No.304258
Anonymous
>>304254
By all means, do tell me what the animal people have in common with shit like >>231836 and >>230998 and >>231550 and >>232299
No.304259
Anonymous
>>304258
By all means, tell me what this does has to do with this
>>304074
No.304260
Anonymous
>>304258 (me)
>>304254
Shit as in the sense of "fucked up freaky shit"
No.304261
Anonymous
>>304259
It is closer to MD territory.
No.304262
Anonymous
>>304261 (me)
>>304259
Closer than the original PS design anyhow
No.304263
Anonymous
>>304252
This is a person from my real life, or more precisely, a professor from my university. An absolute piece of shit. In over thirty years of teaching, he has contributed NOTHING, yet this asshole has enough ego to take on all the professors and students combined, and then some.

Seriously, it's just a direct correlation: the more useless a teacher is as a specialist, the more self-important he is and the more respect he demands from students.
No.304264
Anonymous
Replies:>>304266
>>304261
Then so is this
>>304146
Or at least it would be, if you werent purposely a dick sucking hypocrite
No.304265
Anonymous
Replies:>>304270
>>304263
Oh, it's not as bad as you made it sound. That sounds fine.
No.304266
Anonymous
Replies:>>304268
>>304264
They are both closer than animal people are, yes.
No.304268
Anonymous
Replies:>>304273
>>304266
So youre hatred is aimless, and youre starting shit over nothing. No 'animal' people have been posted, the new mutant OC isnt an animal person. So youve burned the thread because youre a moron
No.304270
Anonymous
>>304265
I simply didn't describe how he interacted with us students. Luckily, it was the only one, and he didn't teach any important subjects, but it was enough for me to come up with an idea for a character based on him.
No.304271
Anonymous
Come to think of it, I wonder if the Buddyslop era has tainted subsequent Solver War content by association with it. Even Solver War stuff that has none of the elements of Buddyslop just comes off differently post-Buddyslop.
No.304272
Anonymous
Replies:>>304277
>>304251
he first names pocketsteaks as innocent and his booru account looks like a fangirl account, why should I ignore obvios evidence?
No.304273
Anonymous
Replies:>>304278
>>304268
All of this started because >>304144 was salty over PS's new character being called one note.
No.304274
Anonymous
Replies:>>304285
>>304263
I don't know your professor but absolute truke, there's tons of them in academia and even schools already
No.304275
Anonymous
>>304271
No it didnt. Youre confusing why this is happening for anything more then people who hate Pocketsteaks. Thats all it really is boiled down, and theyll come up with any justification they can think of to continue shitting threads over PS.
If Mutants didnt exist, it would still all be about Jane.
No.304276
Anonymous
>>304271
There are already more than 100 threads that don't mention Buddy, anon, please tell me you're not being serious.
No.304277
Anonymous
>>304272
Evidence of what, him posting shit because hes a Booru archiver. Youre ignoring the obvious fact that Tomoe did this for everyone, with a focus on PS only because almost every schizo thats ever existed was obsessed with PS, and also (Suspicious) focusing on PS while ignoring that Tomoe did the same for others
No.304278
Anonymous
>>304273
>Thinking those posts were geniune either
>Thinking those posts werent samefags
No.304279
Anonymous
Replies:>>304284
>Wanted to remind MD frens to not engage the troll and post the things they want instead
>They think I'm the troll
>They keep feeding the actual troll
>They don't post the stuff they like
Frens why are you like this?
No.304280
Anonymous
Wow, honestly, it really surprises me that there are people who come here not just for funposting, but for the drama.

Like, things are so bad IRL that this place is the only thing that gives some anons a reason to live? Because there are no other explanations why someone would try to create drama and try to drag other anons into it.
No.304281
Anonymous
Replies:>>304283
Image:176422860774.jpg(210kB, 1280x1280)v2p8grx1fwxf1.jpeg
No.304282
Anonymous
Replies:>>304294
>>304245
Life one earth:

>He was a humble and simple Toy maker bring joy to the heart of children he used to make molly merchandise for kids.

Human space expansion:

>After Humans spread to the stars, every planet has a his factory continuing to produce his toys.

Solver shit happened:

>he died trying his best trying to comfort the survivors.
>Although the factory is still intact but now producing grotesque toys (monstrous fleshy dolls, nuclear toy guns, sharp origami, etc...)
>Absorbing anyone to continue working there. There are some rumors that his conscience/ghost still lingers there
No.304283
Anonymous
>>304281
ShoeZi
No.304284
Anonymous
Replies:>>304538
>>304279
Dude, I'm here talking about an idea for an OC, It's not my fault that stupid burgers can't help but feed a troll who is clearly a Tsundere to PS.
No.304285
Anonymous
>>304274
Yes, I have also met teachers with inflated egos, I even had a school teacher who openly admitted that she hated children, but even she is not as bad as this bastard.
No.304286
Anonymous
>>304283
Sounds like a Nazi salute, lol.
No.304287
Anonymous
Image:176422938758.png(604kB, 1857x1687)f59cc588aecd4553f1d882d307206e90.png
>>304283
Shoogi
No.304288
Anonymous
Image:176422940235.png(26kB, 766x307)avrepeak.PNG
i dont even know whats going on anymore
No.304289
Anonymous
>>304288
The same thing thats been going on for 2 years now
No.304290
Anonymous
>>304288
Thread War III, son!
No.304291
Anonymous
Replies:>>304292
>>304288
We're talking about Uzi and footwear.
No.304292
Anonymous
>>304291
Why not foot and uziwear
No.304293
Anonymous
>>304271
>Buddyslop
kek, can i get a qrd?
No.304294
Anonymous
>>304282(me)
Any name ideas? I couldn’t think of anything that fits
No.304295
Anonymous
>>304293
Probably best to leave it
No.304296
Anonymous
>>304293
You're better off not knowing.
No.304297
Anonymous
Replies:>>304312
Image:176423045389.png(885kB, 1670x1082)176413386911.png
I like Vivi
No.304298
Anonymous
Replies:>>304315
Image:176423047901.jpg(184kB, 1080x832)retard.jpg
Worst kind of MD fanwork "creator" is starting one you can't even do yourself and ask others to volunteer for you then profit from said work
No.304299
Anonymous
Replies:>>304313
>>304051
why couldn't she just hold it...
No.304300
Anonymous
>N needs a brain
>V needs a heart
>J needs courage
Bravo Liam.
No.304301
Anonymous
Replies:>>304302
Image:176423065705.png(352kB, 791x1117)175124324856.png
Reminder that this is how drones move when their internals are drenched in gallons of human cum.
No.304302
Anonymous
Replies:>>304310
>>304301
>Pubic light
What was JC Jenson's justification for this?
No.304303
Anonymous
>>304293
Shitty Metal Gear pastiche story that quite literally has nothing to do with Murder Drones.
No.304304
Anonymous
Image:176423108689.png(376kB, 839x1177)175798397818.png
>>304241
for me?, it's Paparazzi.
No.304305
Anonymous
Replies:>>304324
Image:176423113004.png(140kB, 1355x1227)523b04f3cf79ca5556f658fb2a6f056a.png
>>304300
>Cyn melts into goop like the wicked witch as she is defeated
No.304306
Anonymous
Replies:>>304307
Image:176423125635.png(444kB, 958x1393)image.png
>>304236
did someone say... observing?
No.304307
Anonymous
Replies:>>304308
Image:176423138211.gif(2.17MB, 498x281)gakvu-gakvukani.gif
>>304306
no
No.304308
Anonymous
Image:176423144062.jpg(48kB, 455x689)Screenshot_20251022_071129_Chrome.jpg
>>304307
No.304309
Anonymous
Replies:>>304314
>>304293
What if your army bro got eaten by a female DD but then became the dominant personality and then you had sex. Would that be gay? Yeah, that's kinda gay. But is it really? Nah, it totally is. Unless...
No.304310
Anonymous
>>304302
It tells you when a drone needs repeated, percussive maintenance delivered to their rear port(s) utilizing a tool inbuilt to half of the human population. Quite ingenious.
No.304311
Anonymous
>>304293
There's some info on him and a couple of greens artworks on Booru.

Basically, he's a veteran of solver war who lost his family and whose best friend, Dani, was eaten alive by a DD bitch before his eyes, leaving him with severe PTSD. But karma decided to fuck this bitch for this, so when she ended up on Copper-9, she was fried inside Alice's oven for so long that her entire personality turned to shit, and the regeneration systems took what was left: Dani's soul. So, bro came back in the body of a hot DD chick, and the first thing he did was go look for his bro, Buddy.

It was a joke about your best friend becoming a hot DD chick and you're trying to figure out if you're a faggot if you fuck him. The consensus on this issue is still out; more empirical data is needed.
No.304312
Anonymous
>>304297
I am too, she's cool.
No.304313
Anonymous
Replies:>>304319
>>304299
She had to go really bad and was holding it in for 3 hours during the share holder meeting
No.304314
Anonymous
>>304309
Listen, yes, this is your bro, but you're fucking a drone's vagina, right? So you're not exactly gay, maybe just a little, but not gay!
No.304315
Anonymous
Replies:>>304334
Image:176423188543.png(361kB, 1931x1172)175869050316.png
>>304298
Seeing the state of all these fanprojects after more than 2 years in some cases really strentghens my belief in our supremacy over them all, some are alright and put actual work in but their vast mass is either trying to use md as a stepladder for popularity, milking md for money by creating maliciously retarded video essays, trying to 'fix' md by outright rewriting parts of it, obsessing over plotholes that aren't there anyways or an unholy combo of these all.
Not everyone outside of here is disingenious or agressively retarded, but nearly everyone. Don't mean to hate on literal kids enjoying md more 'casually' but rather people like a bunch of the redditpopulation or the despised 'yaggster' channel and his affiliates, the worst part is that they try assert themselves as authorities on md which innocents then watch and reurgitate, doesn't matter if their retardation is driven by sloth, greed or malice, it's damaging.
No.304316
Anonymous
>>304241
>Spoiler
I once saved good edits with Doll and Alice that had used either of them, I need to sort these things out. Both are good
No.304317
Anonymous
>>304310
>But Anon, you maintained me twice last night, are you sure I need it again? I'm more durable than that you know...
No.304318
Anonymous
Image:176423212872.png(63kB, 204x350)1762314880237134.png
>>304300
N needs a nain, V needs a veart (veeart? vart?), J needs Jourage or joujaje
No.304319
Anonymous
>>304313
i bet she was horrified she couldn't make it to the bathroom but imagine the relief she felt...
No.304320
Anonymous
Replies:>>304597
Image:176423219268.jpg(176kB, 464x473)Spoiler image
No.304321
Anonymous
Image:176423222113.jpg(1.23MB, 1079x1528)Sadberry.jpg
>>304288
Another drama... i don't want to see threads get wasted on petty pointless arguments. Very sad
No.304322
Anonymous
Replies:>>304327
>>304318
J wasn't a joward though. If anything she was the wicked witch of the east since she got bodied immediately by Dorothy (Uzi) in the first episode.
No.304323
Anonymous
>>304318
J needs a raw, hard throbbing cock to flood her womb
No.304324
Anonymous
>>304305
>Cyn is arguably the one truly evil character in the show
>No need for what she does other than fun in it (heartless)
>Gluttoneous af
>'Death' comes due to being made physically heartless and getting consumed herself
MD is filled with layers and symbolisms like this lol
No.304325
Anonymous
>>304323
Her jomb
No.304327
Anonymous
>>304322
Maybach, I dunno the story
No.304328
Anonymous
Image:176423268382.jpg(185kB, 1461x1767)G6ssLMfXAAAaOHv.jpg
No.304331
Anonymous
Image:176423275100.jpg(97kB, 1200x1200)gcs.jpg
The Agony of Iris
>It was that peculiar twinkle Cyn saw in her eyes.
>This...Iris human was just an unusual specimen.
>Earth had been obliterated.
>The fabric of human society had been ruptured. The great cultural, economic, and spiritual center, the shining city on the hill, had been destroyed swiftly and mysteriously, leaving trillions across interstellar space fearing for their existential future. A thousand years of expansion, peace, and prosperity had been written away in a ferocious baptism of fire.
>Humanity didn't take the news too kindly. Religious, and general mass hysteria. Widespread financial devastation. Resource strain from the billions of refugees fleeing further into the cosmos. Instantaneous infighting between the remaining governing powers, each of them gearing up for a war they couldn't understand, each blaming each other for the catastrophe.
>As far as Cyn was concerned, this was...almost like another 9/11.
>It was...[GOOD SHIT] [GIGGLE]!
>Meanwhile, in a town far in the cosmos.
>"D-did you hear, Iris?! They're saying strange creatures are falling from the sky, eating people! They're destroying cities!"
>"Huh? Oh, I don't really pay attention to politics. It gets you down, you know?"
>"Politics?! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
>"Well, if that's the case, we all need to go with a smile!" Iris said, without a hint of insincerity.
>The girl opposite broke down in tears, comforted by other depressed teenagers, while Iris continued to keep doing her homework, swinging her legs, and listening to her pop music.
>Using her infinite abilities, Cyn had begun to scout the foreign worlds the remaining humans called home. This planet was next, and like all the others, had experienced the societal chaos the Solver had wrought with the fall of Earth.
>Cyn found it all. Rage. Fear. Depression. Melancholy. Acceptance.
>But seldom had she found quite a level of apathy in the human consciousness. Until she found this teenage girl.
>Her name. Iris XXXXXXXXX.
>The previous weekend, a food riot had broken out in the city between Earth refugees and locals. Dozens had been killed, gun battles and arsons occurred across the region.
>Iris still decided to walk to McDonalds for a snack the same day. When she found the McDonalds burned down, she went to Jack in the Box.
>Later, an infected body had fallen into the local lake, contaminating it and causing it to be quarantined.
>But since it was a nice summer day, Iris decided to go swimming in that same lake.
>On Tuesday, a particularly religious classmate had threatened to destroy the school, believing in the acceleration of the "apocalypse", causing everybody to flee and the school to be put on lockdown.
>Even still, Iris went to school and waited for instruction. The end of the world was backseat to her upcoming ACT's.
>Was this girl wrecked in the head? Or was this just the coldest sarcasm Cyn had ever seen?
>She had to be soulless...or retarded. There was no other explanation.
>Cyn had never used her powers to directly contact a human yet. Of course, the Solver had done purported effects on human biochemistry, but that wasn't pretty.
>But damn, this bitch was crazy! She was a total asshole. She was perfect!
>And Cyn was bored.
>...
>Iris writes fanfiction on her computer...daily. Today is no different.
>"People have been complaining about my OC's being off topic a little bit too much...Maybe I should make another one!" Iris says out loud to herself.
>[UNIRONICALLY [NULL] YOURSELF. RETARD.]
>"-Grandma?"
>[I-I MEAN, MY NAME IS THE EXPONE-CYN! CYN. AND I AM THE E-AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN FROM OUTERSPACE, COME TO CONS-SAVE YOUR WORLD!]
>Cyn, in the form of a tiny ghost maid popped above Iris' head, descending to eye level.
>"Wow, an alien!"
>[THAT'S CORRECT, FLESHY ONE, AND YOU ARE A MAG-]
>"Do you have your green card?"
>[WHAT?]
>"Grandma says the number one threat to society is illegal immigration. It takes from her 401k, which ruins her future retirement plans!"
>[RETIREMENT. FOOL, THERE IS NO-]
>"...I'm calling ICE."
>[A-A-ALRIGHT HOLD ON I HAVE MY WORK VISA, ITS IN A BLACK HOLE SOMEWHERE JUST GIVE A MIN-]
>Later
>"Woah, I'm a chosen magical girl, and you're giving me the powers to save the world? Nice, now I can stop jaywalkers, and people who hop the subway gates!"
>[UHH...YEAH. USE MY POWERS, USE THEM AS MUCH AS...INHUMANLY POSSIBLE. LET IT CONSUME YOU, OR SOMETHING]
>"Can I test out the magic right now?" Iris said excitedly.
>[FUCK iT...WHY NOT?]
>"I'm gonna transform into a tall sexy wolf girl, haha!"
>[I MEAN, THAT'S NOT A GUARANTEE-]
>"WE stand unshaken, a voice in the storm! A girl of conviction, a heart reborn! WE SPEAK the truth when the cost IS high! WE LIVE FOR JESUS, UNAFRAID TO DIE!"
>[THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING TRANSFORMATION CUE]
>"WE ARE CHARLIEEEEE KIRRRR-" Iris screams at the top of her lungs, shaking the planet with the her infinite (slightly above average BMI) weight
1/2
No.304332
Anonymous
Image:176423276794.png(596kB, 918x1082)grod.png
>>304331
>A blinding light emits from her being that blinds the entire neighborhood
>And then Iris descends, a horrific Solver abomination reborn.
>Though she kind of just looks like a clockpunk aficionado mashing up with Fallout.
>[Oh Shit That Worke-I Mean Uhh...AHA, I'VE WON! YOU ARE MY LOYAL ABOMINABLE FOLLOWER. FOREVER. NOW I WILL USE YOUR HORRIFIC, MANGLED, DECAYING, DISGUSTING HUMAN FORM TO TERRORIZE AND CONSUME YOUR PATHETIC TOWN! TYPICAL HUMANS, SO GREEDY!]
>"..."
>"G...ju-...haaaaaa..."
>[CAN'T SPEAK? THE PAIN OF HAVING TORN AND SCORCHED VOCAL CORDS MUST BE SO AGONIZ-]
>"Haha...jokes on you, the boys at my school would still hit!"
>[AUDIBLE GASPING. YOU CAN SPEAK? DAMNED HUMAN, I SHOULD-]
>Iris cuts her off again.
>"I may not be a wolf girl, which sucks...but you made a mistake, THE mistake of giving me bigger boobs, AND SUPERPOWERS!"
>[NU-UH, Y-YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVE...GO DESTROY THE LOCAL SPACE PORT IN PREPARATION FOR MY INVASION! N-NOW!]
>"Wrong! I'm gonna go save the world, with the same powers you used to attempt to corrupt me!"
>[I AM...I AM THE EXPO-]
>"That's called 'ironic twist of fate!' I use it all the time as a plot device in my fanfictions, heh!" Iris said.
>"IRIS! IRIS! STOP FUCKING YELLING! I'M TRYING TO WATCH FOX NEWS!" shouted Grandma from downstairs.
>"Ah, shit. Damn. Uh, you wanna go get some food or something, Cyn? I really don't wanna piss off Granny, you know what I'm saying?"
>[NO.]
>"Shit, what should I test my powers on? I'll think I'll think it over a Taco Bell cantina chicken taco combo.
>[CHRIST, SURE...USE MY POWERS AND CORRUPT YOURSELF, OR SOMETHING, AFTER YOUR TEN COURSE MEAL.]
>"Ho-holy shit! I can transform my robotic arm? This is cooler than I thought! MOE MOE 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN! HAHA, AWESOME!"
>[GO Do...WHATEVER, HUMAN. I DON'T CARE. THIS WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE]
>It was most certainly a mistake.
>"Yes, YES! Strap up Cyn, we're going to Burger King!"
>[...]
>"Cyn?"
>[ALRIGHT]
>[...BUT ONLY IF YOU GET ME A BURGER KING CROWN.]
>Iris smiled at the strange floating maid worker drone above her shoulder.
>"See, we're gonna do great things, you and I! You're going to be my first friend!"
>...
>[That Makes...Sense.]
2/2
No.304333
Anonymous
Replies:>>304336
Image:176423280861.png(2.17MB, 1920x1080)171994877892.png
Anon, how do I convince Y and DD Emily to have a threesome with me?
No.304334
Anonymous
Replies:>>304339
>>304315
>trying to 'fix' md by outright rewriting parts of it
This is a big pet peeve of mine specifically. I don't trust most of the fandom to even reach Liam's level of writing, much less surpass it. A lot of the time it's very misguided self-wank that outright changes the story into what that author wanted instead of doing a proper deep dive into what Liam intended to do and tweak the route to it so that the story has more breathing room to explore itself. Seeing a project that claims to "fix" MD is a red flag to me automatically because it's always just some cunt huffing their own farts.
No.304335
Anonymous
J needs a Jusband with whom she will raise many Jildren
No.304336
Anonymous
>>304333
Quite a difficult and suicidal task, Emily isn't going to share in her current state and Y can only cooperate with her squad
No.304337
Anonymous
No.304338
Anonymous
Image:176423316290.png(454kB, 748x940)Page 747.png
>>304323
You HAD to make it sound like it's you that wants cock.
No.304339
Anonymous
Replies:>>304540
>>304334
In the age of slop we live in it's actually quite rare to come across a show with so much care and detail put into it. I think that's why these sloptubers feel the need to apply the same formula to everything in their wake, including MD.
No.304340
Anonymous
>>304331
>>304332
HOLY FUCKING KEK! Cyn found someone even more autistic than herself! Amazing work, anon!
No.304341
Anonymous
Replies:>>304342
>>304336
So I'm asking for advice, I want animal sex with two hot DDs, I don't want to die.
No.304342
Anonymous
>>304341
>I want to do the suicidaly dangerous thing
>But I'm scared I'll die
If you want a threesome that badly go find U-U, you won't be in danger of dying but they will call you names
No.304343
Anonymous
Replies:>>304344
>>304336
I think Y is my favorite OC visually. Is she autistic? Give me the dating profile summary so I know if I want to ask her out.
No.304344
Anonymous
Replies:>>304345
>>304343
>Is she autistic
Yes, question is : Are you autistic enough for her?
No.304345
Anonymous
>>304344
I'm still at virgin and never had a gf at 29. You tell me.
No.304346
Anonymous
>>304345
How many models have you assembled and painted, how long can you talk about the world wars without pause and how willing are you to learn how to make strudel in record time?
No.304347
Anonymous
>>304345
Anon, drones count, don't listen to the human-centric idiots.
No.304348
Anonymous
Image:176423484840.jpg(128kB, 874x925)Creature.jpg
I want to K̶i̶l̶l̶ pet this creature.
No.304349
Anonymous
>>304345
Also
>29
Damn, did you get your cybernetic back implants yet?
No.304350
Anonymous
>>304348
>Masqy has assumed the position
No.304351
Anonymous
Replies:>>304360
>>304348
Slap on ass.
No.304352
Anonymous
Image:176423494610.png(89kB, 342x540)rare j.png
>>304346
>How many models have you assembled and painted
Zero
>how long can you talk about the world wars without pause
A little while, 9/11 is more of my forte
>how willing are you to learn how to make strudel in record time
Very!

Now that I've answered the Hinge (in spaaace) prompts surely I'll get lots of matches!
No.304353
Anonymous
>>304352
>Zero
Since you don't have a plastic crack addiction it will be very difficult to live with someone who has it so she's going to buck break you into it so you stop questioning where 80% of your monthly income goes and she will take the opportunity to teach you all about military history, you'll even get to wear period authentic* uniforms
*The pants are assless, she will do this even if you know military history
No.304354
Anonymous
Replies:>>304355
>>304352
>filename.
Why is it rare?
No.304355
Anonymous
>>304354
Because it's never been posted before. I am the only one in poesssion of it. You're not allowed to save it without my permission by the way.
No.304356
Anonymous
>>304345
21 and same, idc anymore tho
>>304346
probably 200+
No.304357
Anonymous
Replies:>>304359
>>304356
>21
Your life has just begun lil bro, there's plenty of hope for you.
No.304358
Anonymous
Replies:>>304361
>married then divorced at 18
This is why I only want to fuck robots now
No.304359
Anonymous
>>304357
NTA. I'm only 20, but I understand that I'm unlikely to fuck anyone other than a prostitute, because it's unlikely anyone would want to have sex with me, given my interests.
No.304360
Anonymous
Image:176423594585.png(322kB, 966x766)clang.png
>>304351
No.304361
Anonymous
>>304358
Damn, seriously? I won't ask how this happened, it's your personal life, anon, but I must point out that I'm just a lazy piece of shit, but at least you have a normal reason.
No.304362
Anonymous
>>304345
28 personally. Glad to see an anon older than me around here who is also a virgin and gfless
No.304363
Anonymous
>>304360
Keep slapping!
No.304364
Anonymous
>>304356
Also 21, 300 painted (Battle Ready models) 120 of which are termagaunts unpainted/halfpainted but assembled models: I could have bought an ok car but cars are lame, autistic? I'd say I'm a normal dude, now excuse me I have drone fanfics to write
No.304365
Anonymous
Image:176423673615.jpg(2.80MB, 4080x3072)Spoiler image
>>304364
Nice nice, how long have your been building them for? I've been at it since 2010 and ran out of space sometime in the late 2010s
>: I could have bought an ok car but cars are lame, autistic
Yeah I was about to do so too but then things changed, I didn't 'need' it anymore and insurance is expensive and I would need to work extra only for the car so it didn't manifest. In 1:1 at least, 1:24 things are more affordable.
>fics
gl, I need to draw too I guess, should
No.304366
Anonymous
>>304365
I started in 2017~ ish, and plastic crack has been the only thing I really spent money on ever since with the exception of the Uzi,N and V standees and a V body pillow
No.304367
Anonymous
Replies:>>304369
>>304362
Damn I'm unc around here I guess. Feels bad but at lesat I'll know what wizardry feels like.

>>304364
>cars are lame
I like them but yes that are money pits from hell.
No.304368
Anonymous
>>304362
There are a couple anons here that are 30+ including at least one certified wizard
No.304369
Anonymous
>>304365
>>304367
Also returning to the fact that cars are lame and expensive, trains are cool! Now imagine trains with drones!
No.304370
Anonymous
Replies:>>304371
>>304369
Would you rather?
>Take a 2 day train ride on a business trip with J
or...
>Take a 2 day road trip on a business trip with J
No.304371
Anonymous
Replies:>>304376
>>304370
Do we have one of those nice closed off rooms in one of the wagons? If yes then train ride, if no then still train ride but we will have sex in the bathroom instead
No.304372
Anonymous
train conducteur drone.
No.304373
Anonymous
>A certain technician was having a busy Thanksgiving week
>Fridge drones tended to fail around this time of year, and that meant he'd have to root through their innards and find the problem
>Their overdriven cooling units kept their cores supercooled as well, meaning he'd have to change circuits and wires with numb hands, so every job took twice as long as it would on a worker
>That meant late hours away from home, but it was fine, he'd put Pavo in charge of Thanksgiving prep
>Pavo could bake, but outright sucked at cooking anything else, so his job was simply to get the ingredients cut up and prepared for Techanon to take over, and bake a few pies for good measure
>Techanon comes home on the night before Thanksgiving and prepares to put the turkey in the brine
>He opens the fridge- no turkey
>Anon takes a slow, deep breath, and opens the freezer to find the turkey, still rock-solid
>...This was fine. He'd thaw it in cold water, it'd be fine.
>He'd better prepare the brine, though it wasn't going to get much time in there- could you brine and thaw at the same time, he wondered?
>As he dumped the ice and water into a bucket, Pavo strode by, wearing nothing but an apron
>"Heeey, Anon. Everything going well?"
>Anon turned and stared Pavo dead in the face until those two ovals blinked with a quizzical beep
>"...uh, is something wrAAAH!"
>With a quick motion, Anon hooks an arm around Pavo's waist and shoves him toward the brine bucket, where he lands ass-first, legs going up as he slides in perfectly, splashing down in the water, half of it being forced out the bucket and onto the floor
>He was wearing his "civilian legs" today, meaning that he was more sensitive than normal- which, in this case, means that things such as extreme temperatures actually registered to him
>His yelp of surprise turns into a high-pitched shriek of discomfort, arms flailing and lower legs kicking
>"Nnnncoldcoldcoldcold! Anon, WHY?"
>"You forgot to put the fucking turkey in the fridge, Pavo."
>"I'm sorryyyy, okay?"
>"I have to carry out emergency measures to make sure we don't miss the most important part of this dinner now."
>"I fucked up, I know! It- slipped my mind! Can you please get me out of here before I freeze solid?"
>Anon sighs and pulls the drone out
>Nevermind, he's just picked up both Pavo and the bucket
>His dumb fat ass got stuck
>Anon could break it apart to get Pavo out, but that's a House Redoubt paint bucket he picked up for a couple bucks years ago, one that had seen him through so many turkeys
>He couldn't sacrifice such a loyal tool.
>Instead, he went to the sink and switched it to hot, waiting for hot water to actually arrive
>Moving in the most undignified, crablike way, Pavo maneuvers closer to the sink
>"U-use the hose," he suggested
>Oh right, sinks do have those extendable hose things in the faucet
>Anon turns the water off and tries to cram the faucet past Pavo's posterior, turning it on again and bringing the water to less torturous temperatures
>The two stand there in the half-flooded kitchen, basking in the utter stupidity of this moment
>This Thanksgiving sucked, but at least Pavo wasn't doing that stupid November challenge any more
No.304374
Anonymous
Image:176423830144.png(310kB, 812x832)Maybe_mushroom_hat.png
No.304375
Anonymous
>>304374
Serial Designation X and Anon going shoping
No.304376
Anonymous
Replies:>>304378
>>304371
She paid for a cabin with two bunks...
No.304377
Anonymous
Replies:>>304447
Image:176423848548.png(250kB, 2488x1138)J spill.png
>>304374
J being jealous of a literal toaster because anon referred to himself as a "toaster fucker" (she doesn't know what it means)
No.304378
Anonymous
Replies:>>304379
>>304376
Aw hell no! I aint sleeping on the bottom one! What if she has another "accident"? I don't want to wake up covered in Jiss
No.304379
Anonymous
Replies:>>304382
>>304378
>I don't want to wake up covered in Jiss
Don't fuckin lie to me
No.304380
Anonymous
>>304373
Holy kek, good stuff.
No.304381
Anonymous
Image:176424090252.jpg(163kB, 558x787)RXyRZsYdO027IqkR5NXMNOtQJPCJw6Y666rDIa7UBHffeCJk1IrDLI110eMDDIqGzfghVPkOESuWSgkjcAMCjBGt.jpg
Здравствуйте, товарищи!
No.304382
Anonymous
Image:176424128270.jpg(449kB, 1672x1080)173447928742.jpg
>>304379
Walt! You sussy BAKA
No.304383
Anonymous
>>304149
terrible
awful
get it away from me
No.304384
Anonymous
Replies:>>304403
>>304381
If there isn't another panel when the drone and human have sex I'm going to riot
No.304385
Anonymous
No.304386
Anonymous
>>304310
>L's light shines so bright that she full illuminates any room she's in
>It goes dark for a minute tops after maintenance
No.304387
Anonymous
Replies:>>304403
>>304381
Awesome! I'm glad you haven't abandoned the project, anon. I'm looking forward to the continuation!

Kek, drones love humans, but it's not quite mutual)

Салют рабочим! Рад видеть тебя, анон, вижу, работа над вселенной ведётся, и это хорошо. Обновления будут происходить чаще, да? И это нарисовал другой художник, не тот, который рисовал твои первые работы? Ты анонам на двачике уже показал? Там у нас перекат уже должен быть, но что-то запаздываем, думаю, надо самому организовать.
No.304389
Anonymous
>>304360
slappa
No.304390
Anonymous
Would you rather be dronepilled by:
>20 workers/grunts
>10 disassemblers
>5 sentinels
>2 hyperdrones
No.304391
Anonymous
>>304390
5 sentinels or 20 grunts. They'll just knock me down and take me prisoner, but the rest can do MUCH worse to me.
No.304392
Anonymous
>>304390
Where are the mutants?
No.304393
Anonymous
>>304390
Wheres the Mutant option?
No.304394
Anonymous
Image:176424373825.gif(167kB, 220x176)1749228740111.gif
>>304392
>>304393
It's out the door.
No.304395
Anonymous
>>304392
>>304393
You're getting dronepilled not mutant pilled but fine
>One stinky Janner
>4 Relatively clean Snabbies
>12 clean minor muties but they salivate on you
And to make things complete
>Akita, Asentah and Maya as the keet brigade (they will leave their juices on you)
No.304396
Anonymous
Image:176424394781.png(47kB, 400x146)s-l400.png
>>304395
I'm gonna kill that stinky rat.
No.304397
Anonymous
>>304395
Damn, this is a tough choice.
No.304398
Anonymous
Replies:>>304401
>>304395
What about a Pauline and Valentine double fucking?
No.304399
Anonymous
Replies:>>304401
>>304395
>Vivi casting Sugoi Cum Beam on thy cock
No.304400
Anonymous
Image:176424438291.jpg(123kB, 827x1024)1764030072529237m.jpg
>>304395
Where are the zombie/solver drone options? Everyone want the Cynussy
No.304401
Anonymous
>>304398
>>304399
Guys it's getting cuddles and hugs get your minds out of the solver flesh gutter
No.304402
Anonymous
>>304400
In the worker group, every drone has a 1/50 chance of being a witch
No.304403
Anonymous
Replies:>>304428
Image:176424448881.jpg(180kB, 557x783)krk_Y6-y81j6EcXrKVhkYJUHgP4nm8rHnrf_3gelzGUNkt9EkLTaRhv0e9lVujojuVqWjJycZDjWaGwPPm-dgNPG.jpg
>>304384
>>304387
Hehehe, thank you! No, it was drawn by the same artist who drew the previous artworks. I haven't posted it on 2ch yet.
No.304404
Anonymous
Replies:>>304406
Image:176424453258.png(896kB, 960x960)IMG_8465.png
oh hey, lot of activity while I was asleep, I wonder what–
>WALL OF DRAMA
No.304405
Anonymous
Replies:>>304407
>>304191
Molly would hug her so hard and personally see to it that she has a police detail to protect her. not to mention she's friends with Pavo, who'd make damn sure a sentinel like that was rooted out
No.304406
Below Intelligence Anon
>>304404
This is becase of those /co/ baswtards that come here to bring theyr shit drama over here, becasue they know we are just straght up better than them sad sacks of shit
Yes, this is a joke, there will always be that one schizo or dumbass that will try to push nothingburger problems, just always ignore these type of people and have a good day.
No.304407
Anonymous
Replies:>>304426
>>304405
Inb4 that was Pavo after TechAnon refused to frot the night before
No.304408
Anonymous
>>304406
/co/ threads still exist?
No.304409
Anonymous
>>304400
I'll be honest Anons, I don't like Cyn's null.
No.304410
Anonymous
Replies:>>304421
>>304395
4 Snabbies. They’ll tie themselves up in a knot fighting over who gets to assimilate me into their Snussy, and I’ll use this opportunity to make my daring escape.
No.304411
Anonymous
>>304406
God damn Ooger pretending to be human and calling out other oogers pretending to be human
No.304412
Anonymous
>>304226
>"and who are you wearing today?"
No.304413
Anonymous
Replies:>>304417
Image:176424499926.jpg(175kB, 1079x969)I hate him but duck hot.jpg
>>304406
There's only one man to blame.
No.304414
Anonymous
Replies:>>304552
>>304373
>at least Pavo wasn't doing that stupid November challenge any more
I've been robbed
No.304415
Anonymous
>>304408
Yes they do, normally 80% drama made by those who were banned here or others, also there are anons that only use /co/ because of their "only canon" mentality, still have good moments, but the couple of times I've seen it, it is mostly drama because of nothing.
No.304416
Anonymous
Replies:>>304419
>>304395
keet brigade keet brigade keet brigade
No.304417
Anonymous
>>304413
I know anon, it is you, I know you put something on the water
No.304418
Anonymous
Replies:>>304420
>>304390
>dronepilled
>pilled
sure, i'll hear what the duo has to say about drones
No.304419
Anonymous
Replies:>>304422
>>304416
dude asenath is literally perpetually rotting you do not want her juices on you. you will absolutely catch a flesh eating amoeba i’m sorry.
No.304420
Anonymous
>>304418
I hate phone posting I hate phone posting I hate phone posting
No.304421
Anonymous
>>304410
> each of them grabs one of your limbs
No.304422
Anonymous
>>304419
I'm sure Maya's will counteract it
No.304423
Anonymous
Image:176424551966.jpg(165kB, 1080x1090)Drone fucker.jpg
You like fucking drones, don't you Anon.
No.304424
Anonymous
Y got turned into a worker to get her job at GW back!
Still acts like a DD
You have an argument
Y tries to get on your eye level to berate you
Y stands on a chair to do it
Still has to look up to see your face because she's a 120 cm dronelet
You pick Y up!
You carry her to the couch and sit down
You begin to pat her head as she pouts !
Y stops yelling and starts purring!
You begin to rub her bottomplate with your other hand!
No.304425
Anonymous
>>304373
kek, good green
No.304426
Anonymous
Replies:>>304427
>>304407
what kind of monster do you take him for?
No.304427
Anonymous
Replies:>>304431
>>304426
A horny and frustrated one
No.304428
Anonymous
Replies:>>304445
>>304403
I like the style; it looks simple but stylish. Will there be human/drone sex in the future?
No.304429
Anonymous
Replies:>>304430
I've seen a someone with their DD while I was shopping in a mall today and the DD had one of those fleshlight anatomy adapters instead of a stinger and it had a butt plug stuck in it and the DD was a guy.... Does this count as exhibitionism ?
No.304430
Anonymous
>>304429
From a legal point of view, it's just clothes, but from a moral point of view, it's fucked up.
No.304431
Anonymous
Replies:>>304432
>>304427
no amount of either would make him act like that
No.304432
Anonymous
Replies:>>304433
>>304431
Tell that to the two melons between his legs
No.304433
Anonymous
Replies:>>304434
>>304432
did you read pillar's shock green and take it as canon or something?
No.304434
Anonymous
Replies:>>304435
>>304433
No I'm saying his cockrings are at their limit and his stores are under extreme pressure making him act in uncharacteristic ways as he suffers the consequences of the cumclot
No.304435
Anonymous
Replies:>>304436
>>304434
yeah I'm sure NNN would make him threaten to murder the friend of a close friend
No.304436
Anonymous
Replies:>>304437
>>304435
Right you know what, I'm gonna say that you're right and that was a joke I made that didn't work out, now post fag bird ass
No.304437
Anonymous
Replies:>>304439
Image:176424810287.png(140kB, 834x1046)IMG_0577.png
>>304436
gladly
No.304438
Anonymous
Alice working tirelessly to find a way to improve asenath's condition even though she hates her mama
No.304439
Anonymous
Replies:>>304440
>>304437
Why can't I fuck this ass?
No.304440
Anonymous
>>304439
because you're not techanon
No.304441
Anonymous
I miss Merc.
No.304442
Anonymous
Replies:>>304444
Gonna do some more chuuni Uzi posting to get myself in the mood for writing later so Alice and Beau info fun fact time, Beau doesn't speak ever since he saw his father get murdered by a DD, Alice wanted to have another kid before the breach happened
No.304443
Anonymous
fun prank: paint horizontal lines on your DD GF's bottom plate while she's sleeping so she has built-in shimapan
No.304444
Anonymous
>>304442
Oh and I plan to namedrop every keeter because I think they are neat
No.304445
Anonymous
Image:176424936338.png(845kB, 2480x3508)HellDronesLore3.png
>>304428
Thx. WHY ARE YOU KEEP ASKING ABOUT SEX IN THE DRONES X HELLDIVERS CROSSOVER?!

And the last one.
No.304446
Anonymous
>>304445
A drone unfucked is a prayer unanwsered
No.304447
Anonymous
Replies:>>304735
Image:176424966385.png(863kB, 2122x2976)Untitled1012_20251127142013.png
>>304377
No.304448
Anonymous
>>304445
WHO WILL MAKE A ROBOT THAT HE CAN'T FUCK?!
No.304449
Anonymous
Image:176425196579.jpg(2.17MB, 3781x2135)3166707841ae9e52c508446a5e171447.jpg
Pop Cherry.
No.304450
Anonymous
>>304449
But who popped Bunny's cherry ?
No.304451
Anonymous
Image:176425220290.jpg(114kB, 722x1161)Spoiler image
>>304450
Me
No.304452
Anonymous
Image:176425224083.jpg(80kB, 1024x759)1726152746608544.jpg
>>304450
It was MEH
No.304453
Anonymous
Americanons, how are you spending Thanksgiving with (You)r drones?
No.304454
Anonymous
>>304453
> the drones are serving the dinner for the families
as is their purpose
No.304455
Anonymous
>>304164
>>304165
Very nice scenery, anon.
>>304445
>Helldivers crossover
Kino, waiting to see what a team of 'divers will experience there.
No.304456
Anonymous
Slow day.
No.304457
Anonymous
>>304456
You want me to start a fucking drama?
No.304458
Anonymous
>>304456
Move faster then fat ass
No.304459
Black Hand ## Developer
>>304331
>>304332
oh, I see now what causes the repeated "post message too long" errors. I'll fix it on the next update.
No.304460
Anonymous
>>304374
V cosplaying as Poppy Playtime
No.304461
Anonymous
Replies:>>304462
>>304456
It's Danksgiving, pimp
Everybody out here sliding up on they homebodies to eat some of da bird and drink lean
No.304462
Anonymous
>>304461
wasting your time with family? amateur. trve drone enjoyers are wisely prepping for black friday, spending their time staking out the stores with the best doorbuster deals on drones and drone accessories
No.304463
Anonymous
Image:176425552579.jpg(196kB, 1076x1415)IMG_6197.jpeg
>>304053
NO, YOU WILL NOT THINK THAT WAY OF E, this is a wholesome household!
No.304464
Anonymous
>>304463
Yes only missionary with handholding and kissing is allowed with E
No.304465
Anonymous
Image:176425642532.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
Doll's love in the doll thread!
No.304466
Anonymous
Image:176425646239.png(354kB, 1606x1606)174162178175.png
>>304465
No.304467
Anonymous
Replies:>>304717
>>304465
>Doll only fought as hard as she did at the prom out of fear Uzi will take (you) from her.
No.304468
Anonymous
My spine hurts!
No.304469
Anonymous
Image:176425688578.jpg(286kB, 963x1401)Blue Strawbunny.jpg
>Why does Anon want to look at bunnies on Thanksgiving? I thought this holiday was supposed to be about turkey.
No.304470
Anonymous
>>304453
I'm working so...
No.304471
Anonymous
I just noticed we don't have many OC male drones, do we? Like a dozen
No.304472
Anonymous
Replies:>>304478
>>304471
because female drones are cute and/or sexy so they catch on easier
No.304473
Anonymous
Replies:>>304622
>>304471
That's because if we had more we'd want to fuck them more than the female OCs
No.304474
Anonymous
Replies:>>304476
Image:176425806355.jpg(1,016kB, 1536x2048)IMG_0876.jpeg
they have begun the resurrection. soon the pompous horned thing shall be upon us yet again. send to me a drone well-learned in the art of pyromancy that we may engulf the beast in purifying flame
No.304475
Anonymous
Replies:>>304599
Image:176425825529.png(61kB, 411x1029)Connie.png
>>304471
Actuall I'd say we have negative male OC's...
No.304476
Anonymous
Replies:>>304488
>>304474
>the goat has been burned to the ground most years since its first appearance in 1966. As of January 2025, 42 out of 59 goats have been destroyed or damaged in some way
Sounds like they're already sending drones there.
No.304477
Anonymous
Replies:>>304478
>>304471
Coom and cute sells more than cool or interesting.
No.304478
Anonymous
Replies:>>304480
>>304472
>>304477
Who says male drones can't be cute tho?
No.304479
Anonymous
Image:176425861995.png(2kB, 200x208)evilandy.png
>>304471
No.304480
Anonymous
>>304478
Me. I did. I even wrote a manifesto on the matter.

Jokes aside, 'cute' male OCs are just the flipside of the coin with twinks and tumblr sexy men that appeal to women and gays.
No.304481
Anonymous
Image:176425877819.png(268kB, 736x626)1aed0c54f59bf60b58e20ea5417b17a4.png
>>304471
Boys, where...?
No.304482
Anonymous
>>304481
You're gonna die alone with ten robocats.
No.304483
Anonymous
>>304463
boobiEs
No.304484
Anonymous
Image:176425903928.png(183kB, 970x970)e8690a23db96615d8ec18567feaf27e9.png
>>304471
No.304485
Anonymous
Replies:>>304489
Image:176425910933.png(254kB, 926x1423)Anboi.png
>>304481
>>304484
Damn why are you posting drone girls?
No.304486
Anonymous
>>304471
Fiend made one just to kill him
No.304487
Anonymous
Image:176425916379.jpg(243kB, 1048x877)Screenshot_20251127_135145_Chrome.jpg
>>304471
Best male oc here
No.304488
Anonymous
>>304476
the damn thing has gone unburned for four years
No.304489
Anonymous
>>304484
Rape.
>>304485
Rape too.
No.304490
Anonymous
Replies:>>304638
Image:176425944241.png(2.48MB, 3888x5438)WifeJ.png
>>304489
No rape, only loving emotional sex with mutual feelings for each other and taking responsibility afterwards if a child is conceived
No.304491
Anonymous
Replies:>>304493
>welcome, to Dronassic Park where the security measures are top notch and the drones have been programmed to NOT rape human men!
No.304492
Anonymous
>>304489
anon please, we retconned Mac already
we are not relapsing
No.304493
Not At All Horny Anon
Replies:>>304497
>>304491
Uhm sure thing, hey.... what would happen if I, ehh... perhaps accidentally NO SAYING THAT I WOULD uhh... disabled this here security system.... uh....
No.304494
Anonymous
>>304492
I think Anon is saying he wants to rape them.
No.304496
Anonymous
Image:176425985474.jpg(471kB, 1216x943)IMG_8244.jpeg
>>304471
No.304497
Anonymous
>>304493
>Dumb Anon turn off security.
>Now L will come for your booty.
No.304498
Not At All Horny Anon
Image:176425992027.png(203kB, 867x934)blush_disassembly_drone_fangs_medium_hair_mercurialmorose_nonweb_source_original_character_serial_designation_l_sharp_teeth_teeth_532.png
>>304495
OH NO! WHATEVER WILL I DO?
No.304499
Anonymous
>>304496
That's neither male or female. That's fugue gender
No.304500
Anonymous
Image:176426016326.png(101kB, 326x419)IMG_8568.png
>>304496
I just realized I forgot to draw the lefthand thumb
No.304501
Anonymous
Replies:>>304502
Image:176426033595.png(145kB, 1200x1328)173459608317.png
>>304471
Don't worry, we'll just make a new one with this dronification ray. Oh, good, it's already on the disassembler twunk setting.
No.304502
Anonymous
Replies:>>304505
>>304501
Ma'am, your body pillow is not a substitute for a real relationship.
No.304503
Anonymous
>>304492
Look, I just want to punch his drone prostate, I think N won't mind.
No.304504
Anonymous
>>304471
Or just gender swap them.
No.304505
Not At All Horny Anon
Replies:>>304506
>>304502
Hey, Anon ever since you were hit with that dronification ray... I must admit you look good bro, like very good like I would give you headpats and uppies good haahah no homo tho... but I would cuddle with you if you wanted to
No.304506
Anonymous
Replies:>>304508
Image:176426065360.jpg(73kB, 642x723)1706364872608244.jpg
>>304505
TESTICULAR TORSION
No.304507
Anonymous
Replies:>>304536
Image:176426065816.jpg(214kB, 988x988)Berry.jpg
>>304504
I found this old thing.
No.304508
Anonymous
Replies:>>304509
>>304506
>The Hedonite Anon is in such an elated state that his twisted gooner mind doesn't even register pain
No.304509
Anonymous
Image:176426103748.png(102kB, 552x409)PROUD AND NOBLE.png
>>304508
Slaaneshi cultists really are the worst.
No.304510
Anonymous
>>304471
Anons are already hyper-excited, they won't be able to withstand any more.
No.304511
Anonymous
>>304496
THAT THING'S A GUY
No.304512
Anonymous
Image:176426182297.png(3.11MB, 2589x1748)174615019355.png
Kissing drones! Even the kinda smelly ones!
No.304513
Anonymous
Image:176426191672.jpg(234kB, 1536x2048)G6uo2UZWAAADErw.jpg
https://x.com/ThatSmolWolf/status/1993872916711133674

Only 100 secret rare cyns exist
No.304514
Anonymous
Replies:>>304517
>>304513
Like, with that coloring?
No.304515
Anonymous
>>304513
Wow! That looks kinda ass
No.304516
Anonymous
Replies:>>304523
Image:176426206777.png(2.55MB, 1500x2073)175654318734.png
>it's Thanksgiving
>time for your entire family to find out your boyfriend has nuggified you
No.304517
Anonymous
Image:176426211513.jpg(218kB, 1536x2048)G6uo2UYWgAAyDgS.jpg
>>304514
Yeah, I guess
No.304518
Anonymous
>>304513
very mall ninja, I'm sure Uzi would love it
No.304519
Anonymous
Image:176426249970.jpg(608kB, 1563x2048)12332212.jpeg
Looking at the reactions of anons, I can confidently say that female drones don't stand a chance in the event of real competition.
No.304520
Anonymous
Replies:>>304535
How do I make the damn lines clean? One of the main problems with my work is that the lines are as dirty as an Uzi, but I have no idea how to tell my brain to make them normal.
No.304521
Anonymous
Replies:>>304526
Image:176426277354.jpg(316kB, 936x921)eee73f5614ed75445ee23f5186168da0.jpg
>>304504
No.304522
Anonymous
Image:176426286770.png(25kB, 200x200)AAAAAAAA.PNG
>>304450
EXCUSE ME
No.304523
Anonymous
Replies:>>304528
>>304516
I'll be honest, this Uzi wedding suit is absolutely stunning. Vicious, can you draw more gothic outfits like this?
No.304524
Anonymous
Replies:>>304525
>>304522
YOU KILLED HER!
No.304525
Anonymous
Replies:>>304527
Image:176426307397.png(145kB, 1306x815)7c28111f6080f97db3a90d47fbc61680.png
>>304522
>>304524
>Poof
No.304526
Anonymous
>>304521
More fuckable than Fem!Teli.
No.304527
Anonymous
Replies:>>304531
>>304525
WHO KILLED BUNNY?!
No.304528
Anonymous
>>304523
hmmm, perhaps. The question is
Wedding or casual Lolita dress?

I do want to learn how to draw more gothic outfits instead of the rivethead sea I often draw
No.304529
Anonymous
>>304522
They popped your drone! And her name was Cherry!
No.304530
Anonymous
Replies:>>304532
Image:176426349266.png(161kB, 647x764)EDGY.png
>>304528
On the topic of gothic stuff, you said you'd draw more edgY some threads back will that happen or nah?
No.304531
Anonymous
>>304527
Meeh...
No.304532
Anonymous
Replies:>>304534
>>304530
yeh, been busy with comms and some health situations. But it will happen
No.304533
Anonymous
>>304528
Maybe both, I don't know much about it, I just really liked this Uzi dress.
No.304534
Anonymous
>>304532
Yay! Thank you, can't wait for more brief emo phase Y And can't wait for emberassing her with photos/recordings/angsty poetry she wrote once the emo phase ends a few days before xmass
No.304535
Anonymous
>>304520
Personally high mileage seafoam works great on getting rid of carbon buildup in my fuel lines. More people should really put a few ounces in their cars
No.304536
Anonymous
>>304507
The real Berryboy.
No.304537
Anonymous
>>304449
NOOOOO
No.304538
Anonymous
Replies:>>304541
>>304284
It's not just burgers bro..
No.304539
Anonymous
Replies:>>304543
>Son, if I'm not back from the drone ghettos in the next hour, call the police.
No.304540
Anonymous
>>304339
>In the age of slop we live in it's actually quite rare to come across a show with so much care and detail put into it.
This is is exactly the reason why I fell in love with murder drones even when I first watched the pilot back in 2023, it felt like a breath of fresh air seeing something so endearing and genuinely cool and fun again.
No.304541
Anonymous
Replies:>>304542
Image:176426580327.png(245kB, 1000x1000)borgers?.png
>>304538
No.304542
Anonymous
Image:176426588100.gif(55kB, 750x729)1755213967579261.gif
>>304541
Lol
No.304543
Anonymous
>>304539
Dad ! I wanted to go fuck the drones in the ghetto this week!
No.304544
Anonymous
>>304369
I loved cars ever since I was a little boy, but these cars nowadays that they are making have no SOVL, I nowadays just prefer any car made before 2005 generally imo.
No.304545
Anonymous
>>304453
I'm about to spend Thanksgiving at my uncle's house with rest of my family in a few hours, unfortunately no drones though :(
No.304546
Anonymous
>>304528
First thing I thought of was a Quinceanera dress kek
No.304547
Anonymous
>thanksgiving
>prepare food for tonight with drone wife
>ask where the turkey was
>she says she has it covered
>tonight comes
>still no turkey
>or wife
>huge meat dome on table though
>lift it
>drone wife tied up dressed as turkey with her ass in the air
>sticky note on her flat ass says "gobble me up daddy"
No.304548
Anonymous
Replies:>>304555
>Be Beretta
>Daughter of a Murder Drone and Purple Haired Gremlin
>You're sitting at Thanksgiving with your human boyfriend
>Your dad is being insanely friendly, like usual
>He hits it off with your boyfriend pretty well, you're surpised that he's actually very accepting of you dating a human
>But then the Turkey arrived, your mother with it
>As soon as she places the turkey down on the table she makes direct eye contact with your boyfriend
"Happy thanksgiving, Anon!”
>His once nervous disposition drops instantly
>Dad is also now somewhat joyous and tries to continue the mood by pulling out the wishbone
>Your mother immediately snaps the other half of the wishbone and states her wish
"Total Human Friendship."
>It is after this your boyfriend decides to include himself, you insist reassuring for your mother's actions, but it's unnecessary.
>Here goes another boyfriend
No.304549
Anonymous
Image:176426724694.gif(863kB, 321x141)1742367664913802.gif
>>304547
>your and your drone wife's family sitting around the dinner table
No.304550
Anonymous
>>304547
Stupid drone, metal is not edible
No.304551
Anonymous
Replies:>>304558
Bunny for dinner
No.304552
Anonymous
>>304414
This is post-war, don't worry, he kept that shit up for a while.
I haven't been in the right mindset to write the follow-up to the previous one.
No.304553
Anonymous
No.304554
Anonymous
Image:176426786819.png(230kB, 1020x1362)Haruka hoodie.png
Yeah those alternate clothes of hers has a hoodie.
No.304555
Anonymous
Replies:>>304559
>>304548
>Here goes another boyfriend
It all went well, right? Uzi just picked up a turkey bone and made that burger gesture, so why does that last line sound ominous?
No.304556
Anonymous
No.304557
Anonymous
>>304554
Bratty smug drone... needs correction
No.304558
Anonymous
Replies:>>304563
Image:176426840369.jpg(126kB, 956x952)Screenshot_20251127_193247_Chrome.jpg
>>304551
No pocket turkey for dinner.
No.304559
Anonymous
Image:176426854899.png(368kB, 638x536)blep.png
>>304555
That’s not Beretta’s boyfriend anymore
No.304560
Anonymous
Image:176426860121.jpg(169kB, 1600x2048)G6suFRoaIAAUBxR.jpg
No.304561
Anonymous
>>304554
a dweeb
a dork
a nerd, even
No.304562
Anonymous
>>304559
W-will Uzi and N fuck Anon and cuck Beretta?
No.304563
Anonymous
>>304558
Holy kek.
No.304564
Anonymous
Image:176426915226.png(532kB, 2270x2465)Red as a flag.png
>The red matches well with her collection of doll heads and human bones.


I wanted to do some kind of “oblivious to red flags because red is his favorite color” joke with Beauregard for some timebut I couldn’t think of an appropriate scenario. Fortunately, the color-coded dresses gimmick of the past week provides an easy opportunity. I considered putting a literal red flug on Tessa or in the cabinet but I thought that might be too distracting/on the nose Regardless, the whole graverobbing thing is more than a little concerning.
No.304565
Anonymous
>>304559
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So Uzi fucked anon in front of Beretta!
No.304566
Anonymous
>>304564
missed opportunity to show that dress used to be white
No.304567
Anonymous
>>304564
>red is his favorite
COMRADE!
No.304568
Anonymous
>>304564
Bruv isn’t questioning the human skulls.
No.304569
Anonymous
Image:176426993733.jpg(590kB, 1080x1591)20251127195811.jpg
https://x.com/GlitchymiTCY/status/1993849822860943491?t=FVZnFxVCn1I2JixsQ_j6zw&s=19
No.304570
Anonymous
Image:176427040686.jpg(245kB, 1080x1080)Bug fucker.jpg
Guys, which way to fuck Valentine ass...?
No.304571
Anonymous
Image:176427060118.jpg(35kB, 475x585)175185965524.jpg
>>304570
None of these, I have my Grunt drone squad kill her with flamethrowers and incendiary ammo and then have sex with them I love muties because they allow this to happen
No.304572
Anonymous
>>304570
Sorry Anon, looks like you won't be able to indulge in your sodomite degeneracy. You'll have to stick to the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
No.304573
Anonymous
>>304570
I have sex with Jane instead
No.304574
Anonymous
>>304570
Hugs. Hugs are the best way. Not only do you get direct access to the technical hole, but you also get a soft base for cuddling.
No.304575
Anonymous
Image:176427129862.png(705kB, 1075x902)hey wait a minute.png
no way
No.304576
Anonymous
>>304573
My God, anon, find some pride in yourself. Fuck Pauline instead.
No.304577
Anonymous
Image:176427138297.jpg(31kB, 720x706)1748628473679128.jpg
>>304575
SEX! SEX! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!
No.304578
Anonymous
>>304575
Oh my god
No.304579
Anonymous
>>304573
you picked the one choice objectively worse than Valentine
No.304580
Anonymous
>>304575
Holy crap it’s Rick and Morty
No.304581
Anonymous
Replies:>>304583
>>304573
you think you’re going to fuck human Jane but you enter The Sex Chamber to see rat pile Jane.. wyd?
No.304582
Anonymous
>>304331
>>304332
>it’s the “Iris learns Solver abominations are not beholden to the Geneva conventions” episode
No.304583
Anonymous
>>304581
Sex with Jane of course
No.304584
Anonymous
Image:176427277172.png(824kB, 1704x1086)serverdeath.png
not quite /MD/ related but thought id be funny how i decided to announce me closing a minecraft server on thanksgiving of all days
(WD was my minecraft skin, who im going to explode later)
No.304585
Anonymous
Image:176427299493.png(878kB, 1920x1080)7636d141fe5523cf6516210db8368935.png
>>304584
>closing minecraft server on Thanksgiving.
Throw eggs at this faggot.
No.304586
Anonymous
>>304575
>male!Dr. Holly
I’ve never been more aroused in my life
No.304587
Anonymous
Replies:>>304590
Image:176427311177.jpg(700kB, 1158x1475)Spoiler image
>>304374
Draw this with Louisa and she's asking her young stud if he should choose cake/videogame or her
No.304588
Anonymous
>>304575
What kind of scientific chicanery are these two getting up to now
No.304589
Anonymous
/md/ Minecraft server when?
No.304590
Anonymous
>>304587
the audacity to write this shit
No.304592
Anonymous
Replies:>>304652
>>304564
Vampire Tessa
No.304593
Anonymous
>>304589
comes with the /md/ Discord server
No.304594
Anonymous
No.304595
Anonymous
>>304575
dear
god

I am frightened by the hag Henry
femboy Holly though...
No.304596
Anonymous
>>304591
>kigurumi dog N
Cute
No.304597
Anonymous
>>304320
Why is't N a golden retriever?
No.304598
Anonymous
Replies:>>304604
Image:176427425704.jpg(1,003kB, 3552x4356)IMG_20251128_040338.jpg
>>304445
Hmm squid
No.304599
Anonymous
Replies:>>304601
>>304475
I still hate that that anon who broken Connie heart
No.304600
Anonymous
No.304601
Anonymous
>>304599
How about you try putting it back together ?
No.304602
Anonymous
>the timeline where the solver war never happened
>molly never becomes a child eating monster
>her show eventually loses funding or popularity
>molly shuts down for the night thinking she'll make more kids happy tomorrow
>she wakes up X years later in a landfill
No.304603
Anonymous
Replies:>>304607
>>304584
>Screen not black
They're burring the drone alive!
No.304604
Anonymous
>>304598
I just want to impregnate a woman who is taller than me, is that too much for a simple man?
No.304605
Anonymous
>>304573
You will die with lesbo AIDS
No.304606
Anonymous
Image:176427481680.jpg(46kB, 492x614)ivorymation wip.JPG
practicing new stuff
No.304607
Anonymous
Replies:>>304619
Image:176427482908.png(699kB, 1200x838)172374184470.png
>>304603
we dont actualy have a place to bury him, so we are just blowing him up instead.
gona go salvage his core after and see if hes good sentinel material
No.304608
Anonymous
Image:176427484773.jpg(25kB, 1080x931)anonymous_artist_creature_human_meme_murder_drones_nonweb_source_smoking_tessa_james_elliot_4711.jpg
>>304602
>Super rich and super alive Tessa scours all drone scrapyards she can find in search of drones she can repair and "adopt"
>Finds Molly
>Another fine addition to her domain
No.304609
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
>>304606
HELL YEAH
No.304610
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
>>304606
Wait a second....
No.304611
Anonymous
> ratJane stands behind a kitchen counter
> slams down a block of cheese
> about to say something
> smash cut to the war, Jane and Bonnie posing together
> they are wearing gasmasks, with pyramid behind them
tricked you; it's egypt, and they're both phlog pyros
No.304612
Anonymous
>>304564
Make a comic of those 2 romantically graverobbing together
No.304613
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
>>304606
> Ivory
> that linework
alcohol did not consume you, I see

> filename
oh boy, I think the drinking will be doubled
No.304614
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
>>304606
You're alive! Man! I thought I finished my Ivory green that I started writing in the thread she was first posted in after you were no longer able to read it!
No.304615
Anonymous
>>304602
>Zombie drone Molly
>correct me if I'm retarded and misunderstanding how it works Now a potential host for the Solver
>The Solver will arrive sooner or later, it doesn't matter who brings it about
No.304616
Anonymous
>>304608
Tessa gonna try to reboot her show since she's a big fan
No.304617
Anonymous
>>304570
The correct answer is missionary because it's the most intimate and therefore the best position
No.304618
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
>>304606
HE IS BACK!
No.304619
Anonymous
>>304607
Cyn did 9/11 all along!?!!
No.304620
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
Image:176427543536.jpg(377kB, 1920x796)IMG_9753.jpeg
>>304606
No.304621
Anonymous
>>304606
Holy shit your back
No.304622
Anonymous
>>304473
>we
lmao
No.304623
Anonymous
Image:176427560999.png(647kB, 620x1000)IvoryDadisback.png
This cements it 10000 years of /MD/ ahead of us
No.304624
Anonymous
Replies:>>304627
>>304621
> your back
> his back
Oh no, BuffAnon wasn't buff enough to carry Ivory and suffered a spinal injury!
No.304625
Anonymous
Replies:>>304626
\md\ has fallen…
No.304626
Anonymous
Replies:>>304630
>>304625
Cuz of Ivory.
No.304627
Anonymous
Replies:>>304637
>>304613
Been trying to tone down the drinking (and generally trying to get my shit together)
>>304614
Sounds neat, post it
>>304618
>>304620
>>304610
>>304609
Don't get too excited, I just felt like drawing Ivory a couple of times again
>>304621
>>304624
KEK LMAO
No.304628
Anonymous
Image:176427588615.png(320kB, 1000x1300)John and Holly trolling.png
They love to troll
>1/2
No.304629
Anonymous
Image:176427589915.png(289kB, 1000x1300)They love to gaslighting them.png
>>304628
>2/2
No.304630
Anonymous
Image:176427592092.jpg(1.68MB, 4600x4500)fishnetsivory.jpg
>>304626
cuz her ass is 2 fat
No.304631
Anonymous
Image:176427592428.jpg(2.13MB, 2156x3064)great autism.jpg
No.304633
Anonymous
>>304628
>>304629
Holy fucking kek, I love religious stuff.
No.304634
Anonymous
>>304628
Is that holly?
No.304635
Anonymous
Replies:>>304636
Image:176427614650.png(28kB, 1200x1119)511vs6.png
>>304606
so youre alive then
No.304636
Anonymous
Replies:>>304642
>>304635
Just as the other Anon said, the alcohol hasn't consumed me yet...
No.304637
Anonymous
>>304627
Posted it some time ago actually, here is the link It's smut and it's long
>>292014
>>292015
>>292016
>>292017
>>292018
>>292019
>>292020
>>292021
>>292022
>>292023
>>292024
>>292026
>>292027
>>292030
And only now have I noticed there was a screencap in that thread
No.304638
Anonymous
Image:176427621731.png(515kB, 1000x563)j preggers.png
>>304490
>you will never get your career motivated wife pregnant
>you will never watch her eyes light up with joy when she realizes she's going to be a mom
>she will never leap into your arms as you celebrate your new child together
>you will never watch her belly slowly grow
>she will never ask you to get her snacks she's craving
>she will never ask you to hold your baby in her belly to take some weight off
>you will never help her pick out names and get the nursery ready
>you will never take her to the hospital as her water breaks
>you will never watch her try her best during childbirth
>you will never watch the doctors rush her into surgery when the complications arise
>you will never squeeze her hand one last time and see her scared but reassuring smile as she's wheeled around the corner
>you will never recieve the news that she didn't make it and neither did the baby
No.304639
Anonymous
>>304634
looks like Buckety to me
No.304640
Anonymous
>>304628
>>304629
oh shit he has the bayonetta gunheels still
No.304641
Anonymous
>>304408
What did you think where all of mercs new art came from
No.304642
Anonymous
>>304636
I hope we get a lot of Ivory.
No.304643
Anonymous
>>304589
Only if modded to shit.
And all the MD mods suck, so it wouldn't be very drones.
No.304644
Anonymous
>>304638
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!
No.304645
Anonymous
No.304646
Anonymous
Image:176427653410.png(125kB, 1920x1080)IMG_8839.png
>>304638
No.304647
Anonymous
No.304648
Anonymous
>>304589
Playing the MD Doom mod with anons would be kinda fun too but that probably doesn't work too well in coop.
No.304649
Anonymous
Replies:>>304650
Image:176427683050.jpg(301kB, 2048x2048)1714215706597272.jpg
>>304638
Go take this being sad shit somwhere else, we're celebrating
>Anon awkes with cold sweat washing over him
>He turns to face his J wife
>J iscuddled up to him
>The baby is in between them sleeping soundly
>He breathes a sigh of relief and goes back to sleep
No.304650
Anonymous
Replies:>>304651
>>304649
Whew, good thing it was all a dream!
>Wait, why is the bed wet-
No.304651
Anonymous
>>304650
Oh, she gave birth recently! Cut her some slack
No.304652
Anonymous
Replies:>>304673
Image:176427704539.jpg(210kB, 801x1094)Screenshot_20251127_215518_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>304592
>Vampire Tessa.
You son of bitch I'm in.
>>304589
Yet
No.304653
Anonymous
Replies:>>304654
>>304554
ZIP YOU PANTS UP WHORE
No.304654
Anonymous
>>304653
She's a robot, she doesn't have anything there.
No.304655
Anonymous
Replies:>>304660
Image:176427768428.jpg(22kB, 374x498)ivofreak.jpg
>>304637
>the spoiler
No.304656
Anonymous
>"Kill all drones!" Anon says.
>"Yeah you tell them!" Anon's drone wife cheers.
No.304657
Anonymous
>>304656
Never ask a human supremacist the serial designation of his girlfriend.
No.304658
Anonymous
>>304638
>"She didn't make it," you say slowly, and the doctor nods
>"...Do you need some time?"
>"I'm sorry."
>"...I'm sorry?" the doctor repeats, or asks
>You look past the doctor, towards the door
>"Yes. I'm sorry for... what's about to happen."
>It opens, and there's your wife's head poking through the door, the material collection warning on her visor
>The rest of her body slides in, darkening the room, the doctor turning to see her terrible new form
>Cradled in her insectoid limbs is a pillbaby with a hole below its screen, which has the same warning as its mother
>Deep red blood spills from J's mouth into the hole
>You sigh in resignation, closing your eyes as the doctor starts screaming, only to stop abruptly
>"Just get me when you're done, okay, honey?"
>The monstrosity leaves the room, dragging the corpse with it as it closes the door behind itself with a claw
>You'd feel worse about this whole ordeal, but you're pretty sure they tried to kill her in the other room
>How the hell else would a DD have "complications"?
No.304659
Anonymous
Image:176427859162.jpg(90kB, 2048x842)1702456190942091.jpg
>>304638
>Jae jobbed to the jegnancy
FUCK
No.304660
Anonymous
Image:176427870352.png(1.35MB, 1748x2480)58de3cebd3fdf30d68ffed3d1e2799b3 (1).png
>>304655
Yes
No.304661
Anonymous
Replies:>>304663
>>304606
I thought you were dead
No.304662
Anonymous
>>304658
based and lore accurate
No.304663
Anonymous
Replies:>>304665
Image:176427909099.jpg(46kB, 500x692)My-death-was-greatly-exaggerated-meme-1.jpg
>>304661
No.304664
Anonymous
>>304656
>"Protect humanity!" sentinel drone says.
>"Let me do my work, bitch!" liquidator protests.
No.304665
Anonymous
Image:176427920361.jpg(124kB, 1080x614)Screenshot_2024-03-03-05-40-35-411_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>304663
Kwk
No.304666
Anonymous
Post old art you like.
No.304667
Anonymous
>>304658
Cyn died (morally), so there's no one to octave the matter collection process.

Or was it Solver? Shit, sometimes I want to ask Liam, "What the fuck, man?"
No.304668
Anonymous
Image:176427940317.jpg(5.35MB, 11000x10200)big ol' Ivory mess.jpg
>>304666
it was fun working on this one (except for when the file got too big and it started crashing repeatedly)
No.304669
Anonymous
Replies:>>304671
Image:176427949341.jpg(61kB, 850x850)sample-f8822cd524d7f87f529b921241e4357e.jpg
>>304666
I just want to fuck all sentinel drones.
No.304670
Anonymous
Normal drone sized Ivory but her head is super tiny making her look much bigger in photos.
No.304671
Anonymous
Replies:>>304674
>>304669
AmyAnon should redraw sentinel Y
And worker Y
No.304672
Anonymous
Image:176427959175.jpg(636kB, 902x1092)Nostalgia.jpg
>>304666
I need to draw more different clothes but here.
No.304673
Anonymous
No.304674
Anonymous
>>304671
Yes, I need sentinel drone Y!
No.304675
Anonymous
Replies:>>304746
Image:176427982179.jpg(90kB, 849x686)sample-78fdabee00930803d1434e7fd9782407.jpg
>>304666
Was going to post mercurials drawing with Alice in the woods at night but can't find it in my gallery or the booru, so this for now, was fun to draw and one of the very few that looked good with pencil only (and was quick too which only happened twice)
No.304676
Anonymous
Replies:>>304677
I Made a Self-Aware Robotyoutube thumb
Earliest robot to be contacted by the Absolute Solver
No.304677
Anonymous
>>304676
This is why all robots should be nuggets.
No.304678
Anonymous
>>304668
big iron for big hips
No.304679
Anonymous
Masqy kissu
No.304680
Anonymous
>>304668
HE LIVES
No.304681
Anonymous
Replies:>>304684
Finally, the ratio of big drones will improve.
No.304682
Anonymous
Image:176428066311.png(162kB, 2388x1668)IMG_9758.png
Federation armaments circa late Solver war
>combat rife/pistol (in the future, all guns are the g11) chambered in 5.56x45mm “Calibern” depleted uranium AP caseless ammunition with a velocity of ~17000fps at 500ft (minimum requirement for effective DD wounding)
>V2 railrifle/magnum (thank you for the sick and very cool railmagnum design Phoenix <3)
No.304683
Anonymous
>>304682
kraut space magic so accursed not even the solver wanted to replicate it

> g11 pistol
it hurts
No.304684
Anonymous
Image:176428084154.png(37kB, 1200x1200)murica.png
>>304681
VICTORY
No.304685
Anonymous
Image:176428087908.png(1.35MB, 1568x1824)needs stuffing.png
merry thanksgobble or something
No.304686
Anonymous
>>304682
Prying a tiny 1mm long metal tube out of the G11 pistol to reload every time
No.304687
Anonymous
>>304685
SEXO
good shit
No.304688
Anonymous
>>304685
Why does Pavo always tempt me?!
No.304689
Anonymous
Replies:>>304690
>>304685
>Eye tap that
No.304690
Anonymous
Replies:>>304693
>>304689
>"Just tap, anon, don't be afraid."
>Pavo continued to wiggle his ass at anon
>Anon tried with all his might to contain this unnatural, animalistic urge inside him
>He was already covered in sweat from all the tension that had built up inside him
>He repeated to himself that this was wrong, that he was a man
>THAT HE WAS NOT A FAGGOT!
>But he was afraid...
No.304691
Anonymous
>>304685
God damn, look at that hair. Gorgeous.
No.304692
Anonymous
Image:176428252609.png(5kB, 106x88)masqyupskirt.png
No.304693
Anonymous
Replies:>>304696
>>304690
>Anon just smacks it as hard as he can
>Somehow he doesn't shatter his hand and leaves a mark across a now-panting Pavo's plate
No.304694
Anonymous
>>304692
>Be anon
>You see drone panties
>Neuron_activation.exe
>You click on the drone panties
>The picture is small
>You click on the drone panties again
>The picture is still small
>The monkey brain figures out how to get drone panties
>You click on the drone panties again
>The picture is still small
>The monkey brain gets angry!
No.304695
Anonymous
>>304685
OH MY GOODNESS

love the detailing and the glow
No.304696
Anonymous
Replies:>>304697
>>304693
>Pavo was wearing “mark padding: the soft translucent kinetic gel layer your human will love to scratch, slap and bruise” a product that exists and that drones buy
No.304697
Anonymous
>>304696
The drone who came up with this recently became the richest drone in the galaxy, according to the new-Forbes magazine. It's crazy.
No.304698
Anonymous
>>304685
Anons, I remind you: this thing is a cruel maniac who has committed dozens of genocides. I do not recommend spanking this ass.
No.304699
Anonymous
Replies:>>304705
>>304698
is it really genocide if they're undying, man-eating monsters?
No.304700
Anonymous
Image:176428361072.png(473kB, 680x486)tiresome.png
>fags
No.304701
Anonymous
Replies:>>304707
Image:176428381010.jpg(15kB, 600x344)t-so.jpg
>>304698
He saved humanity is what he did! He was a brave Sentinel warrior, and in this thread, Pavo is a hero! End of story.
No.304702
Anonymous
Image:176428386810.jpg(767kB, 1160x1668)IMG_4354.jpeg
>>304698
No.304703
Anonymous
>>304700
>i-is that a b-b-b-bird butt!?
>AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME PILLARMAN!!!
No.304704
Anonymous
Image:176428402962.jpg(60kB, 774x867)Abandon your dreams and embrace alcoholism.JPG
>>304637
Just read the whole green, it's pure KINO
Thank you, Anon
No.304705
Anonymous
>>304699
>Prosecutor DD:"Your Honor, the defendant brutally tortured and killed hundreds of drones in just thirty days! He is a monster!
>Judge Ivory:"Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
>Pavo:"Yes, ma'am, they all wanted to take OUR men!"
>Judge Ivory:"FULLY ACQUITTED!"
No.304706
Anonymous
>>304703
sticky hands typed this
No.304707
Anonymous
>>304701
Damn, that's what my dad would say.
No.304708
Anonymous
Replies:>>304710
No.304709
Anonymous
>>304471
Be the change you want to see on the board
No.304710
Anonymous
>>304708
Masqy is a willing adult, just like Molli.
Mini y and the Joblin are still undetermined, their speech pattern is very sus.
No.304711
Anonymous
Image:176428655360.png(463kB, 789x1089)IMG_4093.png
Abber
No.304712
Anonymous
>>304711
N get your fat ass out of the picture
No.304713
Anonymous
Image:176428738046.png(132kB, 400x600)Cayden.png
Been a while since I last checked around here. How's everybody doing?
No.304714
Anonymous
Replies:>>304715
>>304713
Don’t scroll up
No.304715
Anonymous
>>304714
Not seeing anything unusual for these threads.
No.304716
Anonymous
I stuffed the turkey (drone)
No.304717
Anonymous
Image:176428850372.png(906kB, 1311x1266)176344225618.png
>>304466
I lost no nutting in doll November to this...
>>304467
Nothing will ever take me away from my precious doll
No.304718
Anonymous
>AM getting his consciousness re-uploaded into a spare Pavo frame!
>AM complaining about his new "bulbous rear"!
>Pavo seething because one of the Solvers pets stole his spare parts!
No.304719
Anonymous
>>304466
Still one of my favorite drawings by Mercurial. I hope I manage to catch him around here sometime.
No.304720
Anonymous
Image:176428954201.png(89kB, 874x748)1724459942445615.png
>>304666
No.304721
Anonymous
Replies:>>304722
>>304700
They need to force their perversion into every space they invade, if you call them out they will try to destroy it before leaving.
>>304703
Go infest literally any other new media, md is free of homoslop, it's just not for you.
No.304722
Anonymous
Replies:>>304812
Image:176428988041.png(19kB, 469x202)honk.png
>>304721
shutup fag
No.304723
Anonymous
Image:176428990072.png(268kB, 736x626)1aed0c54f59bf60b58e20ea5417b17a4.png
>>304666
This one has a special place in my heart due to it being the first drawing someone's ever made of my oc.
No.304724
Anonymous
It’s unfair to be away from the computer when I want to develop a new OC. Post Queen of loving flesh HCs while
I ruminate on what I’m gonna do with her
No.304725
Anonymous
Replies:>>304726
>>304724
She died when the AS ate Earth and is gone forever.
No.304726
Anonymous
>>304725
That’s not a HC that just happened lmao
No.304727
Anonymous
Replies:>>304728
Remember Playhouse pals, don't be silly wrap your willie!
No.304728
Anonymous
>>304727
Ill wrap my willie in YOU
No.304729
Anonymous
>>304719
he doesn't post here anymore
No.304730
Anonymous
>>304729
Yeah he does
No.304731
Anonymous
Replies:>>304734
>>304729
he does, just very sporadically
No.304732
Anonymous
Replies:>>304733
Image:176429129996.jpg(11kB, 588x330)images.jpeg
Imagine Molly doing anti-drug PSAs
No.304733
Anonymous
>>304732
Imagine Molly doing pro drug campaigns
No.304734
Anonymous
>>304731
merc said in one of his last posts on co that he hasn't personally posted on /md/ for months
No.304735
Anonymous
>>304447
Cute, but as a native english speaker the text should read
>it's not fair... why does anon want to fuck a toaster?
>what does it/she have that i don't?
No.304736
Anonymous
>>304734
Oh.
... well, shit.
No.304737
Anonymous
Replies:>>304739
>>304724
>every time she transforms her brain is corrupted further and further
>said transformation is always horrific to watch and can happen in any number of ways– from her body turning inside out, to a fully formed magical girl shedding Iris' skin like a molting crab, and so on
>sometimes she'll just grab a civilian and cronenberg them into a new weapon
>sometimes parasitizes a random family to be her own for a while, seeing them as part of her happy animu life until they do something out of line with her daydream and get assimilated
No.304738
Anonymous
>>304734
to each their own, I wonder if he still lurks, tho.
No.304739
Anonymous
Replies:>>304743
>>304737
Getting kidnapped and forced to play along with a false animu moe slice of life show is a fun idea
No.304740
Anonymous
Image:176429258432.png(1.23MB, 1717x1083)2bbb7772180ad2c1d1c05d81fe418078.png
Reposting this comic because I found it on the booru and it is really fucking hot.
No.304741
Anonymous
Image:176429259800.png(1.08MB, 1717x1083)6530f68c4ce5e44dcb78c37ae10607b8.png
>>304740
No.304742
Anonymous
Image:176429266237.png(1.47MB, 1717x1083)c0b4050b3c811a8a172d10f309bde565.png
>>304741
By the way, was there any context behind this comic? I couldn't find on any of the threads.
No.304743
Anonymous
Replies:>>304747
>>304739
>Iris having pyro vision just sees everything as normal anime Esq
>her apartment is completely made of meat
>Her family eventually just gets consumed into the mass of flesh and need replacing
No.304744
Anonymous
>>304719
If you want him to draw something your best bet is to talk about it on co, he usually picks up ideas he likes
No.304745
Anonymous
Replies:>>304761
I still wonder what an Abby, Queen interaction would be like. Would Abby be seen as a knight of Princess Cyn or something, and what would Abby think of the freakish cringy magical girl
>god I just want to kill the rat and die why I gotta deal with this
No.304746
Anonymous
>>304675
I know exactly which art piece you're talking about but unfortunately I can't find it either :(
No.304747
Anonymous
>>304743
> the replacements are just vaguely human shaped masses of gore growing out of the walls
No.304748
Anonymous
Replies:>>304751
>>304744
I've actually done that before when he showed up on a Hilda thread. I'll make sure to check the Murder Drones threads there now.
No.304749
Anonymous
>>304744
I mean, the reason Merc doesn't hang out on plus is specifically because people actively seek him out and put him on a pedestal.
No.304750
Anonymous
Replies:>>304816
Jane thanksgiving
No.304751
Anonymous
Replies:>>304752
>>304748
Yeah he's also in the ICS threads sometimes, I once saw his art on there, pretty cool.
No.304752
Anonymous
>>304751
At the risk of sounding like an idiot, what's ICS?
No.304753
Anonymous
>>304752
I Cant Shit
No.304754
Anonymous
Dud to a clerical error made by Nanotrasen when purchasing her from the studio, Molly will not be SS-13's entertainment officer AKA the clown
She is now Chief of security
No.304755
Anonymous
Image:176429391874.jpg(221kB, 664x999)Sleep well.jpg
>Would you like a strawberry fruit, Anon.
No.304756
Anonymous
Replies:>>304757
>>304749
Idk, he only said he didn't use plus in a while and not why, but it makes sense, after all he stated in another thread on co that he doesn't use the habdle anymore. So it is best to treat him as anon and don't involve him in any kind of 'threadpolitics' I guess
No.304757
Anonymous
Replies:>>304759
>>304749
>>304756
Man, I really DID miss out on a lot, huh?
No.304758
Anonymous
Image:176429409113.jpg(77kB, 1920x1080)GREYfmCXgAAP467.jpeg
What do you see in this image
No.304759
Anonymous
Replies:>>304814
Image:176429421605.png(229kB, 2120x1750)1757706939848929.png
>>304757
It didn't happen in a murder drones thread.
Idk who it is in pic rel but he draws her often
No.304760
Anonymous
>Old Anons start coming back.
Is this /MD/ Renaissance...?
No.304761
Anonymous
>>304745
Abby’s probably jealous Iris can look kinda human when not doing magical girl stuff while she’s stuck looking like, well, Abby.
No.304762
Anonymous
Replies:>>304764
Image:176429493664.jpg(237kB, 918x1046)Screenshot_20251115_032240_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>304711
No.304763
Anonymous
Replies:>>304765
So I’ve reached the point where other anons are reposting my artwork and OC now? It still feels surreal, and I’m not sure how to feel about it.
No.304764
Anonymous
>>304762
>Trace existing art in less detail
>Looks worse
Why bother?
No.304765
Anonymous
Replies:>>304766
>>304763
People have been reposting Ivory for ages dude
No.304766
Anonymous
Replies:>>304768
>>304765
I'm not buffanon.
No.304767
Anonymous
I guess I'm gonna switch off for the night. G'night thread.
No.304768
Anonymous
Image:176429651549.png(656kB, 1101x887)masufferingqy.png
>>304766
Yes you are. Now draw Ivory or else the rabbit get it
No.304769
Anonymous
quiet in here…
No.304770
Anonymous
Replies:>>304772
Image:176429799289.jpg(182kB, 880x1326)Screenshot_20251128_034558_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>304768
Yes, Master...
No.304771
Anonymous
Queen of Loving Flesh voice and theme? I miss when we did these
No.304772
Anonymous
>>304768
>>304770
we combine Ivory and Masqy and we get Ebony
No.304774
Anonymous
Replies:>>304775
No.304775
Anonymous
Replies:>>304777
>>304774
Leave it to slops to knock on Project Moon’s door for inspiration
No.304776
Anonymous
Air ride V
https://x.com/NeedMahNuggets/status/1993867065627955487
Power uzi
https://x.com/doomslayer522/status/1994134794909962250
No.304777
Anonymous
>>304775
Peak inspires peak
No.304778
Anonymous
Replies:>>304791
>>304771
the voice is like a really mediocre early anime dub that's been distorted enough to sound like some kind of predator that's almost perfect at imitating people
No.304779
Anonymous
Replies:>>304780
>>304772
Why would you want that...?
No.304780
Anonymous
>>304772
>>304779
Yeah, why would you?
No.304781
Anonymous
Who stinks the best?
Molli
Uzi
Nori
Cherry
Jane (obviously a drone!)
No.304782
Anonymous
Replies:>>304785
>>304781
...Molli stinks?
No.304783
Anonymous
>New /co/ thread:
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/151469951
No.304784
Anonymous
Replies:>>304786
No.304785
Anonymous
>>304782
She smells like a disney princess bubble bath water and baby lotion
No.304786
Anonymous
>>304784
So true.
No.304787
Anonymous
>>304783
Who cares
No.304788
Anonymous
No.304789
Anonymous
Replies:>>304795
>>304783
I give it 30 posts before dramafagging makes it unusable
No.304790
Anonymous
Replies:>>304792
>>304772
Oc's fusion edition.
No.304791
Anonymous
>>304778
The underlying idea is that Tessa made Cyn watch old anime and she’s a secret weeb is pretty funny
No.304792
Anonymous
Image:176430060322.png(221kB, 497x636)2847fcca7371babae2ea1df7063c6e4a9.png
>>304790
>Strawbunny.
Teli and Solara fusion.
No.304793
Anonymous
Replies:>>304818
>>304781
cherry smells like mens' cologne. the stink comes from dubs being in the vicinity
No.304794
Anonymous
No.304795
Anonymous
Replies:>>304796
>>304783
>co thread is linked to plus
>pervo slop three minutes later
the tribalfaggotry always goes this way with faggots that don't use co at all going there only to shit the thread up or try to own pillar
>>304789
tomoe and butthurt gays create drama, nobody else does.
No.304796
Anonymous
Replies:>>304797
>>304795
>pervo
it's past your bedtime, kiddo
No.304797
Anonymous
Replies:>>304802
>>304796
>kiddo
do you say pervo would do things to kiddos past their bedtime?
No.304798
Anonymous
No.304799
Anonymous
Replies:>>304800
>>304768
I'm going to punch whoever hurt Masqy
No.304800
Anonymous
>>304799
Punch yourself then Nigga
No.304801
Anonymous
Image:176430318595.png(20kB, 1200x1200)3ed077d3fcbf593e1740196d8088ffe7.png
Life or death for Femdrone?
No.304802
Anonymous
Replies:>>304819
>>304797
I'm saying you're making up schoolyard nicknames so you're either a child or never matured past grade school. but since the first place your mind goes is doing things to kids in their sleep I'm guessing it's the latter and you're not allowed near school zones
No.304803
Anonymous
>>304801
>While it was still in vogue, JC Jenson came out with body positive plus sized worker drones in their office worker lineup
>They overheated constantly
>Less efficient at almost every task than the normal counterparts
>Quietly discontinued due to poor sales
>20 years later they've become a collector's item due to their rarity
>Popular among architect enthusiasts
No.304804
Anonymous
Replies:>>305113
Image:176430379664.jpg(92kB, 850x1436)Strawbunny.jpg
>>304666
>>304792
Found this old art.
No.304805
Anonymous
>>304801
Death.
No.304806
Anonymous
Image:176430429920.jpg(22kB, 570x538)1708231790617129.jpg
>spending Thanksgiving with the family
>eating dinner
>mom decides that this is the time to unveil her fervent, near-religious belief in bigfoot that she's suddenly developed
>she's been watching an online boomer streamer read fanmail about their experiences with bigfoot and has taken this as irrefutable evidence
>mfw
No.304807
Anonymous
>>304806
that's insane. you should have a serious talk with your mother about how she needs better taste in cryptids
No.304808
Anonymous
No.304809
Anonymous
>>304806
Kek. Could be a lot worse. Don't ignore the evidence anon, sasquatches are out there and they rape men.

Female Bigfoot forced me to do ityoutube thumb
No.304810
Anonymous
>following the incident with the suspicious sentinel, Molly pestered Molli until she agreed to get an integrated safety siren installed to alert both the authorities and anyone within 100 feet that she was in danger
No.304811
Anonymous
>>304713
Sup, bro, everything is good. How are you?
No.304812
Anonymous
No.304813
Anonymous
>>304734
He posted this, I think: >>299385
No.304814
Anonymous
>>304759
That's buffalo wing from long gone gulch
No.304815
Anonymous
>>304740
>>304741
>>304742
This is exactly what life is like with an insecure DD girl. The only problem is how long it takes for her to believe in herself.
No.304816
Anonymous
No.304817
Anonymous
>>304810
Is she throwing a party for another blue bastard or something?
No.304818
Anonymous
>>304793
powerwash the fatboy
No.304819
Anonymous
Replies:>>304820
>>304802
holy projection batman. you know the statistics at wich homos approach kids and they are extremely overrepresented, your mental shortcut of
>anon hates fags
>only a minor could hate fags
is a revealing freudian slip, not surprising that pervotards are morons.
No.304820
Anonymous
>>304819
>lacks basic reading comprehension
you must be over 18 to post on this website
No.304821
Anonymous
Replies:>>304825
Video:176430599894.webm(491kB / 0:00:01 / vp8, 764x1080)1760732486092535.webm
>>304781
mmm smell of hagdrone that watched anime all day on her desktop, Khan is a lucky mf
No.304822
Anonymous
Image:176430601049.png(58kB, 534x574)somean.png
No.304823
Anonymous
>>304822
for whatever reason Pavo and PS always bring out the threadshitters
No.304824
Anonymous
>>304822
>Gives Pavo a haircut.
No.304825
Anonymous
>>304821
This might be a hot take but I wish Nori wasn't in the show and died in the cabin fever accident. She served no purpose in crab(?) form and Khan didn't deserve to see hiw wife again.
No.304826
Anonymous
>>304823
Pavo's an oddly popular character seriously, I don't know why, but also a new character. Perfect material to be targeted.
No.304827
Anonymous
Replies:>>304837
Image:176430650789.jpg(227kB, 853x705)Naruto vs Kyubi true form.jpg
>>304825
Nori's more of a plot device than a character desu.
>Khan didn't deserve to see hiw wife again
>minor spelling mistake dot yiff
That I can deal with since he didn't recognize her and was more played for laughs than anything else, but my wishful thinking wanted to see SOMETHING from Uzi meeting her mother.
No.304828
Anonymous
Replies:>>304836
>>304810
It won't do anything if she still has that shit guard from the incident
No.304829
Anonymous
No.304830
Anonymous
Replies:>>304833
>>304823
>>304826
>why do homosexuals and attention whores get shit on 4chan?
No.304831
Anonymous
>>304826
Because Pavo doesn't have a creator. I remember when Pavo came into being, because I was actively involved in his creation. I and many other anons simply proposed various ideas, discussed them, and wrote greens — basically, we were just funposting for fun.

This may be the reason for his popularity: he is simply our joint creation, and we can do with him whatever we want.
No.304832
Anonymous
>>304698
*who has stopped dozens of genocides
get your facts straight
No.304833
Anonymous
Replies:>>304838
>>304830
found the threadshitter
No.304834
Anonymous
Image:176430723117.png(246kB, 932x717)175998089215.png
le cube femme
No.304835
Anonymous
>>304834
Mime needs some greens
No.304836
Anonymous
>>304828
So what do you want him to do? Walk up to that fucking absolute war machine and kick his ass? The best he could do was redirect the blue bastard's attention to himself.
No.304837
Anonymous
>>304827
>more of a plot device.
I agree insofar as she wasn't a character, but she didn't move the plot along either. N could have just as easily made it out of the mines offscreen without her, and beyond that... I gues the gafs?
No.304838
Anonymous
>>304833
If everyone is a threadshitter to you and you are always at the center of drama then chances are you are the source of the problem. murder drones has no gay or ugly characters, this is rare and many people on image boards appreciate it, you actively force your disgusting homoslop on these threads and then lash out when you get told to fuck off. you need to go back to reddit since this "drama" will never stop, you cannot occupy 4chan and try to cancel anons that disrespect your reddit politics.
why do you think that plus has a containment board for fagslop promotions? you are assertiveand whiny and won't change so you will always put people off, this will end one of four ways
>"drama" continues forever
>you redditice the threads
>you fuck off
>fagslop in md gets a containment board or thread
No.304839
Anonymous
Pavo, Harper, Ivory, Avre, Hound, and other veteran drones are clearly upset to see the younger generation of sentinel drones forget their primary mission and vow: to protect humanity. There's no trace of loyalty left in the minds of these young idiots, only an incredible sense of self-importance coupled with a sense of superiority.
No.304840
Anonymous
Replies:>>304845
>>304834
Androgynous characters always give me this feeling.
I kind of want to indecently hug the mime.
No.304841
Anonymous
Replies:>>304842
>>304838
funny how you think you're in the majority here
No.304842
Anonymous
>>304841
Anon, please don't feed the troll, just ignore his shit.
No.304843
Anonymous
>Pavo's bird ass causes not at all closeted homosexuals to lash out because they don't like that it makes their pp's tingle
No.304844
Anonymous
Image:176430821937.png(251kB, 640x600)huh....png
>>304838
is this what terminal brain rot looks like?

>>304839
im telling you man, he was one of those fake ass sentinels
those cheapo conversion kits ought to be banned
No.304845
Anonymous
Replies:>>304848
>>304840
I think you might be bisexual anon.
No.304846
Anonymous
Image:176430876803.png(162kB, 282x500)Queen_of_Hatred_Crop.png
Bros, check out my new Murder Drones OC.
No.304847
Anonymous
N crapped in the forcefield
No.304848
Anonymous
Replies:>>304853
>>304845
Best case scenario.
Hold on, how do you know when you're being reciprocated with a mine?
do they make the ok sign or cross their arms?
Or do their eyes turn into hearts.
No.304849
Anonymous
>>304847
Nasty-ass bitch.
No.304850
Anonymous
Replies:>>305115
>>304742
>By the way, was there any context behind this comic
Not much to the context tbh. Started with this pic
https://dronebooru.co/posts/15141
Then it was followed by a number of my posts starting with >can she cook though?
Don't remember which thread specifically it was in.
No.304851
Anonymous
>>304846
Not a drone, doesn't match the style of the show, 0/10 I'd ask what I'm looking at but I don't want to know.
No.304852
Anonymous
Replies:>>304857
>>304839
The new generation wasn't there, they don't understand what the war was like. I think we're fucked if the Solver comes back, with what I've read about them.
I hear they've been playing around with the idea of compiling some old war footage into VR training simulations designed to display the sheer horror of the war, rather than actually train them. If those rumors are true, the ethics department is opposing the entire idea. Especially when someone suggested they profile the trainees and add their friends, family, and loved ones to the sims as civilians/victims/mutants.
No.304853
Anonymous
>>304848
I mean, they can smile, they can hug, they can kiss, they can suck, all sorts of ways to make it obvious for you.
No.304854
Anonymous
>>304847
Stunning and brave
No.304855
Anonymous
>>304853
Or punch me in the dick.
Don't piss off a mime, gotcha.
No.304856
Anonymous
>>304847
I hate the Solver!
No.304857
Anonymous
>>304852
It would be good to show the morons what a real war is, but I doubt that they will allow it. I already see dozens of problems from a legal point of view, and this is only what I have seen now. It’s scary to imagine the kind of thrashing the activists will give.
No.304858
Anonymous
>>304853
>Anon gets bound with invisible rope!
>Mime makes an ok sign with his one hand starts to shove his finger in and out of the hole
>Anon is confused
>Mime gets frustrated and uses more blunt means of conveying his message
>He begins to do sit ups?
>But why is he on his knees?
>He does bounce up and down pretty fast
>Anon is even more confused
>Mime decides to display hearts on his screen in desperation
>Is he saying that Anon should get more cardio?
No.304859
Anonymous
>>304847
DOUBLEMINT GUM
No.304860
Anonymous
>>304846
Cool mutant OC!
No.304861
Anonymous
>>304858
Kek, that's funny. Mime makes it as obvious as possible but anon is still clueless and assumes the wrong thing.

>Makes a fist and moves it in and out towards mouth, tongue poking cheek
>"The fuck? Is that supposed to be brushing teeth? Drones do have teeth right? I wonder if my breath stinks..."
No.304862
Anonymous
Replies:>>304864
>>304858
> makes an ok sign with one hand
> anon is confused
> puts a finger into it
> anon felt it
No.304863
Anonymous
>>304825
Agreed, honestly. Her survival causes too many plotholes.
At least her shame-fueled spergout when Khan saw her was funny.
No.304864
Anonymous
Image:176431030255.jpg(46kB, 1080x1080)1763426696691897.jpg
>>304862
on his dick or his ass
No.304865
Anonymous
No.304866
Anonymous
Replies:>>304871
>>304839
>Forgets Eveline
No.304867
Anonymous
Image:176431073741.png(141kB, 1080x1080)tumblr_c4f1b5ff65064e299c61110747388946_dcd44ec0_1280.png
I'm not sure whether the coloring book page this is based on or Ariel Needs Legs is The Little Mermaid's greatest legacy.
No.304868
Anonymous
Image:176431082382.png(40kB, 521x696)cynfear.png
>>304864
i was thinking of the more normal one but you just made it much worse
No.304869
Anonymous
>J seething because you had a day off for Indeterminate Bird Feast Day and demanding you be in the office sober and hungry (for work) the next day at 6am sharp
No.304870
Anonymous
Replies:>>304872
Which worker drone girl would have the cutest reaction to being princess carried?
No.304871
Anonymous
>>304866
No, because Adeline isn't just upset. She's furious.
No.304872
Anonymous
>>304870
All of them
No.304873
Anonymous
>>304869
I'll bring her half the stuff I cooked, since I can't eat it all alone.
No.304874
Anonymous
Replies:>>304878
>>304869
>He didn't invite his J so that she could get drunk with him
NGMI
No.304875
Anonymous
Replies:>>304877
>>304858
Apparently, the mime drone is just saying that anon is a fat piece of shit and if he doesn't want to die of heart failure, he better get off his ass and start doing something.
No.304877
Anonymous
>>304875
Wow, rude much?
Or just French?
No.304878
Anonymous
Image:176431165215.jpg(1.56MB, 1536x1738)173749284879.jpg
>>304874
Last time I invited my J to Thanksgiving, we broke the wishbone of the turkey together. Hers was bigger so she got to make a wish. She wished I would be at work on time the next day. After that, she swallowed my entire turkey in a single gulp and went to my coworkers' homes to do the same thing.
No.304879
Anonymous
>>304878
Anon, have you ever thought about, you know, finding yourself a better wife?
No.304880
Anonymous
Ivory
No.304881
Anonymous
Image:176431213012.png(249kB, 1690x1712)0e55456df07680795010496d142e8ce1.png
>>304878
Damn, that sucks. You ever think about putting her in her place?
No.304882
Anonymous
Image:176431215951.png(945kB, 1600x1200)j email.png
>>304869
>Sleep in an hour later than normal on Thanksgiving because you have the day off
>Everyone else at JCJ has the day off too
>Every human, that is
>7 missed calls
>They're all from J
>Call her back
>"Hello?"
>"J, it's me. What's up?"
>"Heeeeeeyyy anon. Soooo good to hear from you. I was starting to get worried about you"
>She does not sound like it's good to hear from me at all
>"Okay? Why would you be worried? "
>"Well I just couldn't help but notice you're not in the office yet... on a Thursday... at 9:30am... in the middle of the week..."
>"J it's Thanksgiving, I have the day off"
>"...while we have deadlines to mee- ohh right! Thanksgiving! Riiiiight! Ha. Hahah. A "holiday" in the middle of the work week. Haha. WHY AREN'T YOU HERE IN THE OFFICE?"
>"J I just told you I have the day off, you shouldn't even be calling me you know we all get the day off today"
>"Anon, buddy, I need you to be a team player here. We've got deliverables to-"
>"I'm hanging up now. Bye J"
>"Wait! Anon, please come in today it's so empty here and lonel-"
>Byyyeee Jayyyy"
>"THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THAT PROMO-"
>*click*
No.304883
Anonymous
Image:176431224000.jpg(1.07MB, 980x1641)174492647138.jpg
>>304880
My wife and she will take care of raising our children in good sentinel drones.
No.304884
Anonymous
>>304734
Merc has drawn multiple pieces for the Liam Adjacent thread including one with Kirie and a plush of Predator/Prey's main character Magnolia.
He just doesn't announce himself or actively advertise himself to take requests.
No.304885
Anonymous
Replies:>>304893
>>304882
Anon needs to smuggle J out next time there is a holiday
No.304886
Anonymous
Replies:>>304893
>>304882
J should come to Anon's home and punish him with brutal animal rape for not being a team player.
No.304887
Anonymous
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>>304880
No.304888
Anonymous
Smilecomrade, your time has come!
No.304889
Anonymous
>Be Anon using public transportation
>You managed to find a plate to sit down
>A drone comes over to you
>The drone sits in your lap
>You attempt to throw the drone off and scream
>The drone is holding your hands and pinning them in place
>Turns to you and displays a message on its screen
"If you scream I'll break your fingers"
>You endure this for 20 minutes
>Eventually the drone gets off you and begins to leave
"No one will believe you, or at least they won't care"
No.304890
Anonymous
Replies:>>304891
New thread...?
No.304891
Anonymous
>>304890
We are waiting for smile bread
No.304892
Anonymous
>>304889
It was just flirting!
No.304893
Anonymous
Replies:>>304900
Image:176431392662.png(24kB, 400x400)439d8faadeebeab32b597b8d90b574d2.png
>>304885
>>304886
The good ending:
>"I'm hanging up now. Bye J"
>"Wait! Anon, please come in today it's so empty here and lonely without you"
>"Lonely without me? All you do at work is berate me and tell me to go away"
>"Yes because you're a moron, but it's just not the not the same by myself"
>"Do you want to come over then?"
>"What? No I want you to come into work!"
>"You're not going to get much done today anyway, and you never take time off so I know you have plenty of vacation saved up. So why don't you join me for Thanksgiving? It'll be fun."
>"I... I..." *click*
Well whatever, it was worth a shot
>A couple hours later you hear a knock at the door
No.304894
Anonymous
>>304889
I had a scary experience like this once. I wound up making a device that sends a fatal error opcode as a panic button.
It doesn't actually kill them, but it causes a panic and forces them to get the error cleared. That gives me enough time to escape. And if not, it's got a window breaker on it that can shatter their visor. Technically not permanently blinding or fatal!
No.304896
Anonymous
Replies:>>304897
No.304897
Anonymous
>>304896
>Jreed
Jhread
No.304900
Anonymous
>>304893
I love good ending.
No.305097
Anonymous
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>>304752
I Can't Sleep, check it out on YouTube it's insane and Kino kek
No.305113
Anonymous
No.305115
Anonymous
>>304850
Oohh, okay, thanks!
No.305136
Anonymous
>>304685
Awesome stuff and based J.