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No.303966
Дроны Убийцы #305Anonymous
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DOLL THREAD!

Наша Боору: https://dronebooru.co
Наше офигительное Колесо OC: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
И её модификация: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
У нас даже есть OC Вики, ёмоё: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
Ну и предыдущая тема, куда же без неё: >>303041
No.303968
Anonymous
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First for Y
No.303969
Anonymous
Replies:>>303970>>303974>>303975
>>303928
By the way, what's the story with pageanon's funeral?
No.303970
Anonymous
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>>303969
No.303971
Anonymous
Replies:>>303977
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Almost time to eat the turkey.
No.303974
Anonymous
Replies:>>303978
>>303969
he has been dealt with
No.303975
Anonymous
Replies:>>303978
>>303969
He going swimming with the fishes
No.303977
Anonymous
Replies:>>303980
>>303971
>Pokes his ass with a pin and watches it deflate like a balloon.
No.303978
Anonymous
Replies:>>303979>>304003
>>303974
>>303975
What the hell is going on?
No.303979
Anonymous
>>303978
It had to be done.
No.303980
Anonymous
Replies:>>303983
>>303977
>The pin deflates
>Pavo stares into your soul
>"Did you really think that would work, Anon?"
No.303981
Anonymous
Replies:>>303989
On /co/ talk about some kind of drama, for God's sake, tell me there was no drama on drawpile.
No.303983
Anonymous
>>303980
>"Turn around."
>Pavo scoffs before hearing the gruff voice of the late Burt Reynolds.
>The sentinel has nary a moment to scream nor protect his fruity butt cheeks before the power of the actor's moustache completely obliterates his hindquarters.
No.303984
Anonymous
Replies:>>303985
There are no bad sentinel drones, anon. That's just blatant terrorist propaganda. Every single sentinel drone is a morally excellent individual who faithfully serves the good of our new unified society and all of humanity.

Do you understand me?
No.303985
Anonymous
>>303984
Dude, we're playing tabletop. Sit down.
No.303986
Anonymous
Replies:>>303993>>303994
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Posting this one here preemptively and so that it may be used in the future

Your posts right now are as valuable as a summer ant, You're going to take the bait and the troll will keep coming back because he gets fish and you for some reason will keep engaging, you silly Anon, you are going to keep feeding the troll if your behaviour keeps up, we are here to post drones (and drone adjecent things), you should be posting drones not feeding the troll daily
You should know better!
You have better things to do!
YOU SHOULD POST DRONES NOW!
Maybe you got mad due to a troll post?
Take a deep breath!
Calm down!
Don't engage!
POST DRONES!
NOW!
Worker Drones!
Sentinel Drones!
Disasembler Drones!
Grunt Drones!
Even a labour bot will be fine!
POST THEM LEWD!
POST THEM SCARY!
POST THEM CUTE!
POST THEM SAD! (But then I will be sad ;( )
JUST POST DRONES!
AND DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
No.303987
Anonymous
Replies:>>304002
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go mime go
No.303989
Anonymous
Replies:>>303995
>>303981
There wasn't any actually as far as I know thankfully, I checked /co/ and right now at least it's fine too, it's just posting drones and whatever and keeping the gravy train going like usual... err.. um actually cranberry sauce since it's Thanksgiving
No.303990
Anonymous
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Reposting for anyone who misses it.
>>261076
>>261078
>>261523
>>272743
>>273646
>>273647
No.303991
Anonymous
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The Jangbang!
No.303993
Anonymous
>>303986
Kek
No.303994
Anonymous
Replies:>>304000
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>>303986
No.303995
Anonymous
Replies:>>303996>>304012
>>303989
Yeah, everything's okay now, I checked, the guy just misspelled the word "soul," and I was already overthinking it.

So pageanon's funeral is just a joke?
No.303996
Anonymous
Replies:>>303998
>>303995
>misspelled
>he doesn't know
No.303997
Anonymous
Molli is rape bait for male sentinel drones
No.303998
Anonymous
>>303996
Can you then tell someone who doesn't know?
No.303999
Anonymous
Replies:>>304001
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ЭТОТ ТРЕД ЗАХВАЧЕН СИЛ КУКЛЫ
ВСЕ ЧЕЛОВЕКИ БУДУТ НАКАЗАНЫ СМЕРТЬЮ ЛИБО ДЕСЯТЬЮ ПАРТИЕЙ В ДУРАКА

зы: V ты пидор
No.304000
Anonymous
Replies:>>304021
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>>303994
Oh yes I forgot enforcer drones sorry, don't worry I let 20 Masqy's with SD-L programing loose in your base to make up for it
No.304001
Anonymous
>>303999
>V ты пидор
Holy based.
No.304002
Anonymous
>>303987
kek
No.304003
Anonymous
Replies:>>304005
>>303978
Nothing peronal.
No.304004
Anonymous
Replies:>>304006>>304008
Masqy kind of sucks.
>t. Not an enforcer.
No.304005
Anonymous
Replies:>>304023
>>304003
Yes, I get it, I'm just stupid, it's common.
No.304006
Anonymous
>>304004
She suqus scary without her masqu tuah
No.304007
Anonymous
Replies:>>304010>>304013>>304029
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Decided to tinker with the map for my setting since I grew a bit displeased with my first take.
This one should be the "definitive" version unless something changes in the future.
No.304008
Anonymous
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>>304004
oh yes she does
No.304009
Anonymous
I need a giant Masqy that destroys cities.
No.304010
Anonymous
>>304007
>Howling Abyss
Dead drones are forced to play ARAM 24/7
No.304011
Anonymous
Guys, you need to stop posting all this stuff about drones growing giant. My Hobjoblin's started doing a bunch of weird shit to try and get as big as a J.
No.304012
Anonymous
Replies:>>304015
>>303995
>He doesn’t know
No.304013
Anonymous
>>304007
Avesome. I love this.
No.304014
Anonymous
Replies:>>304016
I wish corporate hadn't replaced our water-cooler with a drone. I really don't like how much it blushes every time I get water
No.304015
Anonymous
Replies:>>304019>>304020
>>304012
FUCK, SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
No.304016
Anonymous
Replies:>>304018
>>304014
Topside dispenser or bottom side dispenser ?
No.304017
Anonymous
It was a damn shame what happened.
No.304018
Anonymous
Replies:>>304022
>>304016
take a wild guess
No.304019
Anonymous
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>>304015
You must ask X! And kiss her while you're at it
No.304020
Anonymous
>>304015
This nigga really doesn't know what SOVL means
No.304021
Anonymous
Replies:>>304024
>>304000
>your base
>enforcer base
2fort but red is enforcers blu is sentinels
No.304022
Anonymous
>>304018
>Bottom side as well
Well, you got one full size one, at my office everyone got a smaller one (Like 120cm tall) and they just kinda sit on our desks, mine really likes to remind me to drink a cup of water every hour and gets very mad whenever I bring drinks with me. And you are luck, managment wants us to start taking our mini drones home, probably to say they are our bonus for christmass this year and dump them on us after they realized maintainance costs
No.304023
Anonymous
Replies:>>304025>>304030
>>304005 (me)
Fuck, you know what? Fuck it. Bunny, explain, please, nothing happened? Because someone on /co/ wrote that he was banned, but I know not everything can be believed.
No.304024
Anonymous
Replies:>>304063
>>304021
>The match lasts 3000 years.
No.304025
Anonymous
Replies:>>304027>>304028
>>304023
Nothing happened, that's just the thread mastermind fabricating his usual bullshit
No.304026
Anonymous
There could only be one Pidgeanon…
No.304027
Anonymous
>>304025
And other news at 11.
No.304028
Anonymous
>>304025
I don’t actually think they’re referring to what you’re referring to
No.304029
Anonymous
>>304007
I wish Liam made a official map of copper 9
No.304030
Anonymous
Replies:>>304031>>304034>>304035>>304036>>304038>>304052>>304078
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>>304023
nothing happened and I did not ban page haha, page-anon is a bro of mine and he's on break for personal reasons. there's been one person on /co/ who's been saying some pretty awful stuff about me since I banned tomoe these last couple drawpiles, and it makes me a little sad since I don't want to seem like a big scary tyrant who attacks people in the thread. I want to be nice >_<
No.304031
Anonymous
Replies:>>304040
>>304030
uhh Why did you kill Pageanon
No.304032
Anonymous
bunnyanon forced me to eat cement
No.304033
Anonymous
Replies:>>304061
>>303976
Gopnica Doll crop when
No.304034
Anonymous
>>304030
>I don't want to seem like a big scary tyrant
You heard it here first folks! Bunny IS A TYRANT THAT WANT'S TO OPRESS LESSERS, ALL HAIL THE BNYUU REICH! ALL WHO DON'T PASS THE MASQY PENIS INSPECTIONS WILL BE DECLARED AS UNTERMENCH!
No.304035
Anonymous
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>>304030
Kinda unfortunate that you became the latest target after Pocketsteaks and Vicious.
No.304036
Anonymous
Replies:>>304037
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>>304030
>I want to be nice >_<
You can always be kind and nice like Stalin, Bunny! Look how kind he is!
No.304037
Anonymous
Replies:>>304039
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>>304036
So what is going to be our holodomor?
No.304038
Anonymous
>>304030
Oh, now it all makes sense. Thanks, Bunny. With all this damn drama, I'm starting to see her in simple jokes, my god.
No.304039
Anonymous
Replies:>>304042
>>304037
We'll wait until drought and fungus kill our drawfags, and then we'll make a drawpile, that'll definitely be cool.
No.304040
Anonymous
Replies:>>304041>>304043
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>>304031
I actually killed page cause he called me chink too many times
No.304041
Anonymous
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>>304040
he deserves it
No.304042
Anonymous
>>304039
>fungus.
What did i do?
No.304043
Anonymous
Replies:>>304045
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>>304040
why did you do it gook?
No.304044
Anonymous
Replies:>>304047>>304065
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this but a drone
No.304045
Anonymous
Replies:>>304050
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>>304043
He wouldn't play Littlest pet shops with me
No.304047
Anonymous
Replies:>>304048>>304053
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>>304044
>Booba
Disgusting, you will goon to smooth chasis for the next 12 hours as punishment
No.304048
Anonymous
Replies:>>304050
>>304047
lmao no thanks chestlet
No.304049
Anonymous
Replies:>>304051
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>>303928
Smug J-brat... 💢
No.304050
Anonymous
Replies:>>304066
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>>304048
Who said you had a choice?

>>304045
Why would anyone want to play with kids toys? You can spend your time much better like playing warhammer 40k 2nd, 3rd or 4th edition
No.304051
Anonymous
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>>304049
Jissed herself, that's why she's naked, Anon has to wash her clothes now
No.304052
Anonymous
Replies:>>304067
>>304030
Why did you eat strawberry
No.304053
Anonymous
>>304047
E-rotic......
No.304054
Anonymous
Replies:>>304055
fridge drones getting a lot of use this week here in the states. seen about a dozen today alone, all of them visibly frozen-turkey-shaped
No.304055
Anonymous
Replies:>>304057
>>304054
Can't wait for the cocacola/pepsi themed ones that will come out for christmass and vomit soda down your throat for a day or two before runing out and being just a normal ass fridge
No.304056
Anonymous
Replies:>>304077
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Didn't arrive in time to make a new Thread again. I don't have a sad SD image, this is the closest thing. I need to draw one
No.304057
Anonymous
Replies:>>304059
>>304055
Cloacacola?
No.304058
Anonymous
Replies:>>304060
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Cyn is a commie, this is why she is evil
No.304059
Anonymous
>>304057
No, coke but since I mentioned vomit Pidge will want to molest one
No.304060
Anonymous
>>304058
I think one look at the DDs' uniforms should tell you otherwise
No.304061
Anonymous
Replies:>>304062>>304069>>304099
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>>304033
ok fine
No.304062
Anonymous
Replies:>>304069
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>>304061
and this too because i felt like it
No.304063
Anonymous
Replies:>>304064
>>304024
> Cyn is the announcer (this is fun for her)
No.304064
Anonymous
>>304063
>[Scronful Tone] The enemy has taken our human!
>[Happy] The enemy has dropped our human!
>[Smug] We have taken the enemy human
No.304065
Anonymous
>>304044
> motorhead
hell yeah
No.304066
Anonymous
Replies:>>304072
>>304050
Minis are just more expensive army men, which is a child's set of toys.
No.304067
Anonymous
Replies:>>304097
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>>304052
Why would anyone eat a rotten fruit filled with mold and worms...?
No.304069
Anonymous
>>304061
>>304062
Thank
No.304070
Anonymous
Replies:>>304072>>304087>>304092
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Subject: FINAL 1-SECOND NOTICE: COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION OR TOTAL LEGAL DESTRUCTION

FINAL TERMINATION AND LEGAL ESCALATION NOTICE

Anon E. Mous,
77 CONSECUTIVE DAYS of location fees have COMPLETELY OBLITERATED my business. Your response is DELIBERATELY EVASIVE and UNACCEPTABLE, ABSOLUTE AND FINAL DEMANDS:

A. IMMEDIATE FINANCIAL RESTORATION:
- FULL REFUND of $272.50 for undelivered products
-COMPENSATION of $154 for daily location fees
- $30,500 MINIMUM for total business destruction
- LOVING date at Dronebucks with NUCLEAR HANDHOLDING AND PLOT-RELEVANT SMALL TALK
-TOTAL DEMANDED: $30,926.50

B. PROOF OF ACTION REQUIREMENTS
- IMMEDIATE bank transfer confirmation
- DETAILED written explanation of deliver failure

YOU HAVE 1 SECONDS to provide COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION. ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY FINAL OPPORTUNITY. RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED.

Regards, J

...

ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION PREPARATION
1. TOTAL FORENSIC LEGAL DOCUMENTATION APOCALYPSE:
- Create 77-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC chronological timeline
- COMPREHENSIVE financial destruction analysis
- Precise calculation of total damages: $30,926.50
- ABSOLUTE ARCHIVAL of EVERY SINGLE communication evidence
- THERMONUCLEAR-LEVEL evidence portfolio with:
Comprehensive forensic evidence across ALL critical domains, irrefutable documentation of systematic organizational failure

2. ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING:
- Prepare SC-100 form with MAXIMUM NUCLEAR forensic and legal detail
- Develop TOTAL service or process STRATEGIC TOTAL NUCLEAR ASSAULT
- Create COMPREHENSIVE legal brief exposing systematic organizational failure and intentional economic destruction

3. TOTAL MEDIA AND PUBLIC EXPOSURE STRATEGIC NUCLEAR ASSAULT:
- Develop NUCLEAR press release
- Create TOTAL multi-platform social media exposure plan
- Prepare DEVASTATING narrative of business destruction
- Develop strategy for MAXIMUM public exposure and legal pressure
- Purchase NUCLEAR WEDDING DRESS for MARRIAGE to Anon

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY.

ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL QUANTUM NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION PREPARATION:
1. TOTAL QUANTUM FORENSIC LEGAL DOCUMENTATION ABSOLUTE TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY APOCALYPSE:
- Create 124-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infininty chronological timeline
- COMPREHENSIVE quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infinity financial destruction forensic analysis
- Precise calculation of totla quantum absolute totla ultimate beyond infinity damages: $30,926.50

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE QUANTUM TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY QUANTUM SUPREME LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY. MARRIAGE. LOVING SEX. 30,926.50 CHILDREN, MINIMUM.
No.304071
Anonymous
Replies:>>304079
>>303642
Ok so which kit was it? inb4 it's a super BIG ZAM kit
No.304072
Anonymous
Replies:>>304080
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>>304066
Wooosh, goes the meltagun missing the ork nob....

>>304070
>J sues you into marrying her
No.304073
Anonymous
Replies:>>304075>>304076
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N in a dress.
No.304074
Anonymous
Replies:>>304084
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For hope and justice! For peace and eternal entropy! For the return of all to nothing!
Holy Solver Marksman Princess!
Forces of Evil beware, nothing escapes her gaze! No enemy is beyond her reach!
No.304075
Anonymous
>>304073
aNgel Nust
No.304076
Anonymous
Replies:>>304088
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>>304073
He rocks it! or is it Fem!N? The legs are black...
No.304077
Anonymous
>>304056
Next time, comrades, next time.
No.304078
Anonymous
>>304030
I can't bear to see sad bunes, I wonder how it tastes like roasted?
No.304079
Anonymous
Replies:>>304094
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>>304071
HG GTO Waff
No.304080
Anonymous
Replies:>>304083
>>304072
Jokes on you. I get five free rerolls from the doctrine of Fuck (You)
No.304081
Anonymous
Replies:>>304082>>304085
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Reading books with Y!
They are either black library books or military history stuff!
>If it's the latter sje quizes you about the details of uniforms!
>If you don't have perfect knowledge about the uniforms of the forces that took part in the conflict Y drags you to bed and drinks your blood while riding you as punishment!
>If you get it right Y drags you to bed and drinks your blood while riding you as a reward!
>If it's a warhammer book she drops the foreplay and just drags you to bed!
No.304082
Anonymous
>>304081
Would Y play Sons of the Forest?
No.304083
Anonymous
Replies:>>304089
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>>304080
Only one re-roll per roll sorry
No.304084
Anonymous
Replies:>>304086>>304098
>>304074
I will try and draw some more of her after thanksgiving day, some details I want to clean up and tweak.
No.304085
Anonymous
Replies:>>304090
>>304081
You need to catch Y not knowing the uniform of some super rare Imperial Guard regiment so you can fuck her doggy style!
No.304086
Anonymous
>>304084
TWO ART!
No.304087
Anonymous
>>304070
would you settle for some uppies, smooches, and a date at a screening of Neo-American Psycho?
No.304088
Anonymous
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>>304076
No.304089
Anonymous
>>304083
Sorry I ate your warboss.
No.304090
Anonymous
Replies:>>304091>>304093>>304095
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>>304085
>You hit her with one of these lads
>She shows you the 2K army list of Juppalian Indentured Sqaudrons she had painted up
>You will play a game of 40k
>As usual the winner tops
>You know that if you lose this one your pelvis is going to crack
What army do (you) pick to try and win the structural integrity of your skeleton?
No.304091
Anonymous
>>304090
Valhallan Ice Warriors! Kubrick Chenkov will show these dogs war!
No.304092
Anonymous
>>304070
I can't let you escape, J.
I have added another arrow pad to the Rocket Hideout.
No.304093
Anonymous
>>304090
I remembered this one old /tg/ thread about the Jopall Indentures. It was a good thread, pretty sure it's on Sup/tg/.
No.304094
Anonymous
Replies:>>304096
>>304079
>Anon gets a suit that uses some stuff from a worker -drone- mech
Heh.
Not too big on that helmet type but apparently you can move the eye if you take it off which is pretty nice instead of having it fixed. What kind of crack did they put in it though to make it worth 100 bucks for an HG, or is it just scarcity and Bandai not making it anymore?
No.304095
Anonymous
>>304090
>"I bet you only know them because of TTS, though."
>Y gets right up in your face, staring and breathing heavily, stinger at your neck
>As tempting as it is to go further, you're pretty sure the thing's pointed at an important artery
>You know she doesn't have the self-control to not lunge an inch further and kill you before she can control herself
No.304096
Anonymous
>>304094
it's just out of print afaik, not that old. I like it because it looks like a kinda dorky mook
No.304097
Anonymous
>>304067
> strawberry
> berry
> fruit
No.304098
Anonymous
>>304084
oh boy
No.304099
Anonymous
>>304061
Real imba.
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