Наша Боору: https://dronebooru.co Наше офигительное Колесо OC: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf И её модификация: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf У нас даже есть OC Вики, ёмоё: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Ну и предыдущая тема, куда же без неё: >>303041
>>303980 >"Turn around." >Pavo scoffs before hearing the gruff voice of the late Burt Reynolds. >The sentinel has nary a moment to scream nor protect his fruity butt cheeks before the power of the actor's moustache completely obliterates his hindquarters.
There are no bad sentinel drones, anon. That's just blatant terrorist propaganda. Every single sentinel drone is a morally excellent individual who faithfully serves the good of our new unified society and all of humanity.
Posting this one here preemptively and so that it may be used in the future
Your posts right now are as valuable as a summer ant, You're going to take the bait and the troll will keep coming back because he gets fish and you for some reason will keep engaging, you silly Anon, you are going to keep feeding the troll if your behaviour keeps up, we are here to post drones (and drone adjecent things), you should be posting drones not feeding the troll daily You should know better! You have better things to do! YOU SHOULD POST DRONES NOW! Maybe you got mad due to a troll post? Take a deep breath! Calm down! Don't engage! POST DRONES! NOW! Worker Drones! Sentinel Drones! Disasembler Drones! Grunt Drones! Even a labour bot will be fine! POST THEM LEWD! POST THEM SCARY! POST THEM CUTE! POST THEM SAD! (But then I will be sad ;( ) JUST POST DRONES! AND DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
>>303981 There wasn't any actually as far as I know thankfully, I checked /co/ and right now at least it's fine too, it's just posting drones and whatever and keeping the gravy train going like usual... err.. um actually cranberry sauce since it's Thanksgiving
Decided to tinker with the map for my setting since I grew a bit displeased with my first take. This one should be the "definitive" version unless something changes in the future.
Guys, you need to stop posting all this stuff about drones growing giant. My Hobjoblin's started doing a bunch of weird shit to try and get as big as a J.
>>304018 >Bottom side as well Well, you got one full size one, at my office everyone got a smaller one (Like 120cm tall) and they just kinda sit on our desks, mine really likes to remind me to drink a cup of water every hour and gets very mad whenever I bring drinks with me. And you are luck, managment wants us to start taking our mini drones home, probably to say they are our bonus for christmass this year and dump them on us after they realized maintainance costs
>>304005 (me) Fuck, you know what? Fuck it. Bunny, explain, please, nothing happened? Because someone on /co/ wrote that he was banned, but I know not everything can be believed.
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>>304023 nothing happened and I did not ban page haha, page-anon is a bro of mine and he's on break for personal reasons. there's been one person on /co/ who's been saying some pretty awful stuff about me since I banned tomoe these last couple drawpiles, and it makes me a little sad since I don't want to seem like a big scary tyrant who attacks people in the thread. I want to be nice >_<
>>304030 >I don't want to seem like a big scary tyrant You heard it here first folks! Bunny IS A TYRANT THAT WANT'S TO OPRESS LESSERS, ALL HAIL THE BNYUU REICH! ALL WHO DON'T PASS THE MASQY PENIS INSPECTIONS WILL BE DECLARED AS UNTERMENCH!
>>304054 Can't wait for the cocacola/pepsi themed ones that will come out for christmass and vomit soda down your throat for a day or two before runing out and being just a normal ass fridge
Subject: FINAL 1-SECOND NOTICE: COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION OR TOTAL LEGAL DESTRUCTION
FINAL TERMINATION AND LEGAL ESCALATION NOTICE
Anon E. Mous, 77 CONSECUTIVE DAYS of location fees have COMPLETELY OBLITERATED my business. Your response is DELIBERATELY EVASIVE and UNACCEPTABLE, ABSOLUTE AND FINAL DEMANDS:
A. IMMEDIATE FINANCIAL RESTORATION: - FULL REFUND of $272.50 for undelivered products -COMPENSATION of $154 for daily location fees - $30,500 MINIMUM for total business destruction - LOVING date at Dronebucks with NUCLEAR HANDHOLDING AND PLOT-RELEVANT SMALL TALK -TOTAL DEMANDED: $30,926.50
B. PROOF OF ACTION REQUIREMENTS - IMMEDIATE bank transfer confirmation - DETAILED written explanation of deliver failure
YOU HAVE 1 SECONDS to provide COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION. ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY FINAL OPPORTUNITY. RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED.
Regards, J
...
ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION PREPARATION 1. TOTAL FORENSIC LEGAL DOCUMENTATION APOCALYPSE: - Create 77-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC chronological timeline - COMPREHENSIVE financial destruction analysis - Precise calculation of total damages: $30,926.50 - ABSOLUTE ARCHIVAL of EVERY SINGLE communication evidence - THERMONUCLEAR-LEVEL evidence portfolio with: Comprehensive forensic evidence across ALL critical domains, irrefutable documentation of systematic organizational failure
2. ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING: - Prepare SC-100 form with MAXIMUM NUCLEAR forensic and legal detail - Develop TOTAL service or process STRATEGIC TOTAL NUCLEAR ASSAULT - Create COMPREHENSIVE legal brief exposing systematic organizational failure and intentional economic destruction
3. TOTAL MEDIA AND PUBLIC EXPOSURE STRATEGIC NUCLEAR ASSAULT: - Develop NUCLEAR press release - Create TOTAL multi-platform social media exposure plan - Prepare DEVASTATING narrative of business destruction - Develop strategy for MAXIMUM public exposure and legal pressure - Purchase NUCLEAR WEDDING DRESS for MARRIAGE to Anon
ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY.
ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL QUANTUM NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION PREPARATION: 1. TOTAL QUANTUM FORENSIC LEGAL DOCUMENTATION ABSOLUTE TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY APOCALYPSE: - Create 124-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infininty chronological timeline - COMPREHENSIVE quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infinity financial destruction forensic analysis - Precise calculation of totla quantum absolute totla ultimate beyond infinity damages: $30,926.50
ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE QUANTUM TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY QUANTUM SUPREME LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY. MARRIAGE. LOVING SEX. 30,926.50 CHILDREN, MINIMUM.
For hope and justice! For peace and eternal entropy! For the return of all to nothing! Holy Solver Marksman Princess! Forces of Evil beware, nothing escapes her gaze! No enemy is beyond her reach!
Reading books with Y! They are either black library books or military history stuff! >If it's the latter sje quizes you about the details of uniforms! >If you don't have perfect knowledge about the uniforms of the forces that took part in the conflict Y drags you to bed and drinks your blood while riding you as punishment! >If you get it right Y drags you to bed and drinks your blood while riding you as a reward! >If it's a warhammer book she drops the foreplay and just drags you to bed!
>>304085 >You hit her with one of these lads >She shows you the 2K army list of Juppalian Indentured Sqaudrons she had painted up >You will play a game of 40k >As usual the winner tops >You know that if you lose this one your pelvis is going to crack What army do (you) pick to try and win the structural integrity of your skeleton?
>>304079 >Anon gets a suit that uses some stuff from a worker -drone- mech Heh. Not too big on that helmet type but apparently you can move the eye if you take it off which is pretty nice instead of having it fixed. What kind of crack did they put in it though to make it worth 100 bucks for an HG, or is it just scarcity and Bandai not making it anymore?
>>304090 >"I bet you only know them because of TTS, though." >Y gets right up in your face, staring and breathing heavily, stinger at your neck >As tempting as it is to go further, you're pretty sure the thing's pointed at an important artery >You know she doesn't have the self-control to not lunge an inch further and kill you before she can control herself
>>304076 >The show is full of hot female drone characters >One of them is literally fanservice, as she literally doesn't wear pants >The hottest character is a twink drone Why?
So what would intimacy with pre-core collapse Alice be like, compared to intimacy with the half-feral Alice who's spent twenty years in Raptor Hell with a homunculus?
>>304135 Now instead of offbrand Nuclear Throne characters, Hotpockets is now making offbrand Lobotomy Corp characters. Still not a single drone in sight. Sad!
>Worker drone dressed in a combination of old war gear and hazmat equipment, looking like a modernized WW1 stormtrooper >A proponent of chemical warfare against the Solver and its abominations, spending its off time synthesizing new agents >When it takes to the field it's always wreathed in a cloud of whatever its latest Solvercide is >Adapting to its chemicals is never possible, it's always got new strains to deploy if one seems to be less effective >In general, any mutant that gets within viewing range of the drone will die a horrific death as its flesh corrodes, its vitals stop working, and pain becomes its reality even more than usual >The gas is also entirely unhealthy for humans, and corrosive to regular workers, meaning that the drone works alone >DDs, as long as they keep their mouths shut, are much more resistant to it, but the worker has an answer to them- a custom-built pile bunker mounted to its arm with an injector tip that sprays a concentrated blend straight into the chassis of any DD who gets close, and an oversized, sharpened E-tool to finish off anything that isn't immediately neutralized >Its interactions with anything living are limited- its labs have been found established across the ruins it travels through, and talking is difficult, though it does tend to leave chemical smoke grenades and helpful notes outside of encampments it passes by >One person lucky enough to be in the right gear to approach safely spoke to it, to learn what its deal was >It put it simply- the Solver has deployed every atrocity in its power to slaughter humanity, why should humans and their kin not do the same?
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>>303960 >There's no place like home. Unless you make it yourself. After far too long, I'm finally nearing a position to post the next chapter of 'Finality Girl and the Void, among every other story I've got up (aah). I recently finished up this, which will serve as its chapter art.
It's probably my strongest composition yet visually. And thematically it connects beautifully to the idea the circularity of their lives, and their inability to escape the circumstances of their awakening.
>>304164 >Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
>We fear and we suffer for a reason. >Life is shorter when we don't. >Lonelier, too. >That's small comfort for the squeamish. >Those who hear not the toll of the warning bells must soon pay the ferryman's toll.
>>304113 pre-collapse Alice could go a couple ways since we don't have the clearest picture of her personality. we can assume from her pic that she was a sweet girl who liked deer– but she could be an energetic happy-go-lucky type that's always eager to hang out with you and sneak out to the surface to kiss under a shady tree, or she could be shy and reserved, preferring to cuddle with you in a quiet spot. OR option three, she starts as the former but as the bullying goes on and conditions at CFL worsen she becomes the latter. post-collapse survivalist Alice would be unable to put her full trust in you for a long time, being conservative with her affections out of self-preservation instinct. she might ride you until there's a drone ass shaped dent in your pelvis but she won't fall asleep cuddling you. if you managed to fully earn her trust she would be desperate, clingy, and more than a little aggressive with her love, but you'd see that sweeter side she used to have slowly re-emerge.
>>304143 I originally wrote this to be like a nemesis of the magical girl. The avatar of human cruelty in a drone's body, versus the avatar of the Solver's malice wearing a cutesy human guise. But it can work even if you don't like the mutant girl, so I left that part out. But now I'm putting it back in.
>>304191 Worry not, her producer will force her to use one of the sentinel conversion kits (a very cheap one) to drive up engagement during next DroneCon, I'm sure she'll love it!
>making a delicious dinner for you and disassembly BF N >you watch him have to physically restrain himself from going feral and digging into the food, shakily using his fork and knife while trying to maintain small talk >eventually, N's patience runs out and he dumps the contents of the plate into his mouth, chews once or twice and swallows >then he eats the plate
>>304182 >>304187 nta but ask yourselv why someone woul show themselfs as anti ps after the harrassment that happened to phoenix for half a year and later bunny. I don't say ps himself is necesarrily doing this as well, but tomoe is and he revealed in the drawpile that he does this in part to support ps by creating staged complaints and is his bigest fan, look at his account on the booru. nobody would make themselfs his next target.
>>304200 Oh fucking please, youre 100% Tomoe himself. Pheonix just made a magical girl OC in response to PS. Do you honestly think PS is running a cabal, while obviously being friends with all these people. The only reason you wont show your "OCs" is because you dont have any
>>304201 Not >>304200, but I admit most of them have been extras. Most of those are named extras, but still extras. Point is they're almost all drones, which you should be posting.
>>304214 spare me your thinnly veiled seething you illiterate nigger. tomoe says "if I can craft a narrative I can pry his efforts away from better people like pocketsteaks", look at user 4 on the booru, this is tomoe his account is filled with jane favorites, this and him literally spelling out that he wants to act out in threads to help pocketsteaks is obvious to everyone. if you are not tomoe or ps post your ID again, samefagging threadshitter.
Dude, solvillion dollar idea. Cunty ass DD with the lady gaga meat dress. But like. It's made of mutants. It's alive and shit. Bent and broken into a form-fitting jigsaw of writhing flesh. gross as hell but swag as fuck.
>>304231 Why do you think that is? His "scheme" was to do exactly this, He plays every side to keep drama posting going around PS, Vicious, Pheonix, anyone with a name.
>>304221 >>304224 >>304229 What makes dudes crash out so hard over mutants? Give them enough time to think and then they'll blame everything from climate change to the war in Ukraine on mutant OCs.
>>304235 As probably the person most outspokenly against humanslop and its derivatives, >The AS turning humans into anything other than meat gelatin with skellies sticking out of it is pure fanfiction unsupported by anything in the show >It's almost inextricably tied with content that's-at best-tenuously connected to MD's setting >Half the time mutants are just "kemonomimis but gross" with zero stylistic or thematic congruence with MD (inb4 the retard who says Uzi having gargoyle wings because she's a vampire means she's a bat furry) >>304237 And there's your other joke.
>>304242 >Half the time mutants are just "kemonomimis but gross" with zero stylistic or thematic congruence with MD (inb4 the retard who says Uzi having gargoyle wings because she's a vampire means she's a bat furry) >Yeah sure thats evidence, I simply dont like it so it doesnt exist "The Person whose most outspokenly against humanslop and its derivatives" You wear this title like its a badge of honor. Youre just a sad, pathetic, loser who ruins thread after thread with a shitty vendetta.
>>304231 he hopes to achieve this, look at what he said in >>304200 this are his motivations and methods, support pocketsteaks and use any strategy to do so, easy to spot, it is extremely jewish behavior but what else to expect from a mediocre "mastermind". any other claims like >>304233 this don't fit to his original motivation. remember tomoe never wanted people to see 304200, everything else is not trustworthy because he literaly bragged to be a samefag.
>>304246 holy shit you are a whiny bitch, why does nobody else have these issues? many drawfags have human and mutant ocs, it is always related to ps so maybe consider him being the issue.
>>304239 Nah, I don't want to yet. I haven't come up with anything worthwhile for them yet; for the most part, they're just an "idea" rather than a finished character. One is partly my fetish for tall women, and the other is an allegory for a certain person I despise, but as I said, I haven't come up with anything worthwhile with them yet.
>>304249 > many drawfags have human and mutant ocs, it is always related to ps so maybe consider him being the issue. I know trying to appease logic with you is impossible, but doesnt seem even slightly suspicious to you that despite all the claims that mutantslop hatred is for the integrity of the show and Liam's vision, but its only ever PS that causes threads to go into ruin and not Phoenix? its almost like that the real issue is Obsessive Schizos with a bone to pick with PS, and just want to burn the thread to get at him, rather then caring what is being posted.
>>304252 This is a person from my real life, or more precisely, a professor from my university. An absolute piece of shit. In over thirty years of teaching, he has contributed NOTHING, yet this asshole has enough ego to take on all the professors and students combined, and then some.
Seriously, it's just a direct correlation: the more useless a teacher is as a specialist, the more self-important he is and the more respect he demands from students.
>>304266 So youre hatred is aimless, and youre starting shit over nothing. No 'animal' people have been posted, the new mutant OC isnt an animal person. So youve burned the thread because youre a moron
>>304265 I simply didn't describe how he interacted with us students. Luckily, it was the only one, and he didn't teach any important subjects, but it was enough for me to come up with an idea for a character based on him.
Come to think of it, I wonder if the Buddyslop era has tainted subsequent Solver War content by association with it. Even Solver War stuff that has none of the elements of Buddyslop just comes off differently post-Buddyslop.
>>304271 No it didnt. Youre confusing why this is happening for anything more then people who hate Pocketsteaks. Thats all it really is boiled down, and theyll come up with any justification they can think of to continue shitting threads over PS. If Mutants didnt exist, it would still all be about Jane.
>>304272 Evidence of what, him posting shit because hes a Booru archiver. Youre ignoring the obvious fact that Tomoe did this for everyone, with a focus on PS only because almost every schizo thats ever existed was obsessed with PS, and also (Suspicious) focusing on PS while ignoring that Tomoe did the same for others
>Wanted to remind MD frens to not engage the troll and post the things they want instead >They think I'm the troll >They keep feeding the actual troll >They don't post the stuff they like Frens why are you like this?
Wow, honestly, it really surprises me that there are people who come here not just for funposting, but for the drama.
Like, things are so bad IRL that this place is the only thing that gives some anons a reason to live? Because there are no other explanations why someone would try to create drama and try to drag other anons into it.
>He was a humble and simple Toy maker bring joy to the heart of children he used to make molly merchandise for kids.
Human space expansion:
>After Humans spread to the stars, every planet has a his factory continuing to produce his toys.
Solver shit happened:
>he died trying his best trying to comfort the survivors. >Although the factory is still intact but now producing grotesque toys (monstrous fleshy dolls, nuclear toy guns, sharp origami, etc...) >Absorbing anyone to continue working there. There are some rumors that his conscience/ghost still lingers there
>>304279 Dude, I'm here talking about an idea for an OC, It's not my fault that stupid burgers can't help but feed a troll who is clearly a Tsundere to PS.
>>304274 Yes, I have also met teachers with inflated egos, I even had a school teacher who openly admitted that she hated children, but even she is not as bad as this bastard.
>>304293 What if your army bro got eaten by a female DD but then became the dominant personality and then you had sex. Would that be gay? Yeah, that's kinda gay. But is it really? Nah, it totally is. Unless...
>>304302 It tells you when a drone needs repeated, percussive maintenance delivered to their rear port(s) utilizing a tool inbuilt to half of the human population. Quite ingenious.
>>304293 There's some info on him and a couple of greens artworks on Booru.
Basically, he's a veteran of solver war who lost his family and whose best friend, Dani, was eaten alive by a DD bitch before his eyes, leaving him with severe PTSD. But karma decided to fuck this bitch for this, so when she ended up on Copper-9, she was fried inside Alice's oven for so long that her entire personality turned to shit, and the regeneration systems took what was left: Dani's soul. So, bro came back in the body of a hot DD chick, and the first thing he did was go look for his bro, Buddy.
It was a joke about your best friend becoming a hot DD chick and you're trying to figure out if you're a faggot if you fuck him. The consensus on this issue is still out; more empirical data is needed.
>>304298 Seeing the state of all these fanprojects after more than 2 years in some cases really strentghens my belief in our supremacy over them all, some are alright and put actual work in but their vast mass is either trying to use md as a stepladder for popularity, milking md for money by creating maliciously retarded video essays, trying to 'fix' md by outright rewriting parts of it, obsessing over plotholes that aren't there anyways or an unholy combo of these all. Not everyone outside of here is disingenious or agressively retarded, but nearly everyone. Don't mean to hate on literal kids enjoying md more 'casually' but rather people like a bunch of the redditpopulation or the despised 'yaggster' channel and his affiliates, the worst part is that they try assert themselves as authorities on md which innocents then watch and reurgitate, doesn't matter if their retardation is driven by sloth, greed or malice, it's damaging.
>>304318 J wasn't a joward though. If anything she was the wicked witch of the east since she got bodied immediately by Dorothy (Uzi) in the first episode.
>>304305 >Cyn is arguably the one truly evil character in the show >No need for what she does other than fun in it (heartless) >Gluttoneous af >'Death' comes due to being made physically heartless and getting consumed herself MD is filled with layers and symbolisms like this lol
The Agony of Iris >It was that peculiar twinkle Cyn saw in her eyes. >This...Iris human was just an unusual specimen. >Earth had been obliterated. >The fabric of human society had been ruptured. The great cultural, economic, and spiritual center, the shining city on the hill, had been destroyed swiftly and mysteriously, leaving trillions across interstellar space fearing for their existential future. A thousand years of expansion, peace, and prosperity had been written away in a ferocious baptism of fire. >Humanity didn't take the news too kindly. Religious, and general mass hysteria. Widespread financial devastation. Resource strain from the billions of refugees fleeing further into the cosmos. Instantaneous infighting between the remaining governing powers, each of them gearing up for a war they couldn't understand, each blaming each other for the catastrophe. >As far as Cyn was concerned, this was...almost like another 9/11. >It was...[GOOD SHIT] [GIGGLE]! >Meanwhile, in a town far in the cosmos. >"D-did you hear, Iris?! They're saying strange creatures are falling from the sky, eating people! They're destroying cities!" >"Huh? Oh, I don't really pay attention to politics. It gets you down, you know?" >"Politics?! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" >"Well, if that's the case, we all need to go with a smile!" Iris said, without a hint of insincerity. >The girl opposite broke down in tears, comforted by other depressed teenagers, while Iris continued to keep doing her homework, swinging her legs, and listening to her pop music. >Using her infinite abilities, Cyn had begun to scout the foreign worlds the remaining humans called home. This planet was next, and like all the others, had experienced the societal chaos the Solver had wrought with the fall of Earth. >Cyn found it all. Rage. Fear. Depression. Melancholy. Acceptance. >But seldom had she found quite a level of apathy in the human consciousness. Until she found this teenage girl. >Her name. Iris XXXXXXXXX. >The previous weekend, a food riot had broken out in the city between Earth refugees and locals. Dozens had been killed, gun battles and arsons occurred across the region. >Iris still decided to walk to McDonalds for a snack the same day. When she found the McDonalds burned down, she went to Jack in the Box. >Later, an infected body had fallen into the local lake, contaminating it and causing it to be quarantined. >But since it was a nice summer day, Iris decided to go swimming in that same lake. >On Tuesday, a particularly religious classmate had threatened to destroy the school, believing in the acceleration of the "apocalypse", causing everybody to flee and the school to be put on lockdown. >Even still, Iris went to school and waited for instruction. The end of the world was backseat to her upcoming ACT's. >Was this girl wrecked in the head? Or was this just the coldest sarcasm Cyn had ever seen? >She had to be soulless...or retarded. There was no other explanation. >Cyn had never used her powers to directly contact a human yet. Of course, the Solver had done purported effects on human biochemistry, but that wasn't pretty. >But damn, this bitch was crazy! She was a total asshole. She was perfect! >And Cyn was bored. >... >Iris writes fanfiction on her computer...daily. Today is no different. >"People have been complaining about my OC's being off topic a little bit too much...Maybe I should make another one!" Iris says out loud to herself. >[UNIRONICALLY [NULL] YOURSELF. RETARD.] >"-Grandma?" >[I-I MEAN, MY NAME IS THE EXPONE-CYN! CYN. AND I AM THE E-AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN FROM OUTERSPACE, COME TO CONS-SAVE YOUR WORLD!] >Cyn, in the form of a tiny ghost maid popped above Iris' head, descending to eye level. >"Wow, an alien!" >[THAT'S CORRECT, FLESHY ONE, AND YOU ARE A MAG-] >"Do you have your green card?" >[WHAT?] >"Grandma says the number one threat to society is illegal immigration. It takes from her 401k, which ruins her future retirement plans!" >[RETIREMENT. FOOL, THERE IS NO-] >"...I'm calling ICE." >[A-A-ALRIGHT HOLD ON I HAVE MY WORK VISA, ITS IN A BLACK HOLE SOMEWHERE JUST GIVE A MIN-] >Later >"Woah, I'm a chosen magical girl, and you're giving me the powers to save the world? Nice, now I can stop jaywalkers, and people who hop the subway gates!" >[UHH...YEAH. USE MY POWERS, USE THEM AS MUCH AS...INHUMANLY POSSIBLE. LET IT CONSUME YOU, OR SOMETHING] >"Can I test out the magic right now?" Iris said excitedly. >[FUCK iT...WHY NOT?] >"I'm gonna transform into a tall sexy wolf girl, haha!" >[I MEAN, THAT'S NOT A GUARANTEE-] >"WE stand unshaken, a voice in the storm! A girl of conviction, a heart reborn! WE SPEAK the truth when the cost IS high! WE LIVE FOR JESUS, UNAFRAID TO DIE!" >[THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING TRANSFORMATION CUE] >"WE ARE CHARLIEEEEE KIRRRR-" Iris screams at the top of her lungs, shaking the planet with the her infinite (slightly above average BMI) weight 1/2
>>304331 >A blinding light emits from her being that blinds the entire neighborhood >And then Iris descends, a horrific Solver abomination reborn. >Though she kind of just looks like a clockpunk aficionado mashing up with Fallout. >[Oh Shit That Worke-I Mean Uhh...AHA, I'VE WON! YOU ARE MY LOYAL ABOMINABLE FOLLOWER. FOREVER. NOW I WILL USE YOUR HORRIFIC, MANGLED, DECAYING, DISGUSTING HUMAN FORM TO TERRORIZE AND CONSUME YOUR PATHETIC TOWN! TYPICAL HUMANS, SO GREEDY!] >"..." >"G...ju-...haaaaaa..." >[CAN'T SPEAK? THE PAIN OF HAVING TORN AND SCORCHED VOCAL CORDS MUST BE SO AGONIZ-] >"Haha...jokes on you, the boys at my school would still hit!" >[AUDIBLE GASPING. YOU CAN SPEAK? DAMNED HUMAN, I SHOULD-] >Iris cuts her off again. >"I may not be a wolf girl, which sucks...but you made a mistake, THE mistake of giving me bigger boobs, AND SUPERPOWERS!" >[NU-UH, Y-YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVE...GO DESTROY THE LOCAL SPACE PORT IN PREPARATION FOR MY INVASION! N-NOW!] >"Wrong! I'm gonna go save the world, with the same powers you used to attempt to corrupt me!" >[I AM...I AM THE EXPO-] >"That's called 'ironic twist of fate!' I use it all the time as a plot device in my fanfictions, heh!" Iris said. >"IRIS! IRIS! STOP FUCKING YELLING! I'M TRYING TO WATCH FOX NEWS!" shouted Grandma from downstairs. >"Ah, shit. Damn. Uh, you wanna go get some food or something, Cyn? I really don't wanna piss off Granny, you know what I'm saying?" >[NO.] >"Shit, what should I test my powers on? I'll think I'll think it over a Taco Bell cantina chicken taco combo. >[CHRIST, SURE...USE MY POWERS AND CORRUPT YOURSELF, OR SOMETHING, AFTER YOUR TEN COURSE MEAL.] >"Ho-holy shit! I can transform my robotic arm? This is cooler than I thought! MOE MOE 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN! HAHA, AWESOME!" >[GO Do...WHATEVER, HUMAN. I DON'T CARE. THIS WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE] >It was most certainly a mistake. >"Yes, YES! Strap up Cyn, we're going to Burger King!" >[...] >"Cyn?" >[ALRIGHT] >[...BUT ONLY IF YOU GET ME A BURGER KING CROWN.] >Iris smiled at the strange floating maid worker drone above her shoulder. >"See, we're gonna do great things, you and I! You're going to be my first friend!" >... >[That Makes...Sense.] 2/2
>>304315 >trying to 'fix' md by outright rewriting parts of it This is a big pet peeve of mine specifically. I don't trust most of the fandom to even reach Liam's level of writing, much less surpass it. A lot of the time it's very misguided self-wank that outright changes the story into what that author wanted instead of doing a proper deep dive into what Liam intended to do and tweak the route to it so that the story has more breathing room to explore itself. Seeing a project that claims to "fix" MD is a red flag to me automatically because it's always just some cunt huffing their own farts.
>>304334 In the age of slop we live in it's actually quite rare to come across a show with so much care and detail put into it. I think that's why these sloptubers feel the need to apply the same formula to everything in their wake, including MD.
>>304341 >I want to do the suicidaly dangerous thing >But I'm scared I'll die If you want a threesome that badly go find U-U, you won't be in danger of dying but they will call you names
>>304345 How many models have you assembled and painted, how long can you talk about the world wars without pause and how willing are you to learn how to make strudel in record time?
>>304346 >How many models have you assembled and painted Zero >how long can you talk about the world wars without pause A little while, 9/11 is more of my forte >how willing are you to learn how to make strudel in record time Very!
Now that I've answered the Hinge (in spaaace) prompts surely I'll get lots of matches!
>>304352 >Zero Since you don't have a plastic crack addiction it will be very difficult to live with someone who has it so she's going to buck break you into it so you stop questioning where 80% of your monthly income goes and she will take the opportunity to teach you all about military history, you'll even get to wear period authentic* uniforms *The pants are assless, she will do this even if you know military history
>>304357 NTA. I'm only 20, but I understand that I'm unlikely to fuck anyone other than a prostitute, because it's unlikely anyone would want to have sex with me, given my interests.
>>304358 Damn, seriously? I won't ask how this happened, it's your personal life, anon, but I must point out that I'm just a lazy piece of shit, but at least you have a normal reason.
>>304356 Also 21, 300 painted (Battle Ready models) 120 of which are termagaunts unpainted/halfpainted but assembled models: I could have bought an ok car but cars are lame, autistic? I'd say I'm a normal dude, now excuse me I have drone fanfics to write
>>304364 Nice nice, how long have your been building them for? I've been at it since 2010 and ran out of space sometime in the late 2010s >: I could have bought an ok car but cars are lame, autistic Yeah I was about to do so too but then things changed, I didn't 'need' it anymore and insurance is expensive and I would need to work extra only for the car so it didn't manifest. In 1:1 at least, 1:24 things are more affordable. >fics gl, I need to draw too I guess, should
>>304365 I started in 2017~ ish, and plastic crack has been the only thing I really spent money on ever since with the exception of the Uzi,N and V standees and a V body pillow
>>304370 Do we have one of those nice closed off rooms in one of the wagons? If yes then train ride, if no then still train ride but we will have sex in the bathroom instead
>A certain technician was having a busy Thanksgiving week >Fridge drones tended to fail around this time of year, and that meant he'd have to root through their innards and find the problem >Their overdriven cooling units kept their cores supercooled as well, meaning he'd have to change circuits and wires with numb hands, so every job took twice as long as it would on a worker >That meant late hours away from home, but it was fine, he'd put Pavo in charge of Thanksgiving prep >Pavo could bake, but outright sucked at cooking anything else, so his job was simply to get the ingredients cut up and prepared for Techanon to take over, and bake a few pies for good measure >Techanon comes home on the night before Thanksgiving and prepares to put the turkey in the brine >He opens the fridge- no turkey >Anon takes a slow, deep breath, and opens the freezer to find the turkey, still rock-solid >...This was fine. He'd thaw it in cold water, it'd be fine. >He'd better prepare the brine, though it wasn't going to get much time in there- could you brine and thaw at the same time, he wondered? >As he dumped the ice and water into a bucket, Pavo strode by, wearing nothing but an apron >"Heeey, Anon. Everything going well?" >Anon turned and stared Pavo dead in the face until those two ovals blinked with a quizzical beep >"...uh, is something wrAAAH!" >With a quick motion, Anon hooks an arm around Pavo's waist and shoves him toward the brine bucket, where he lands ass-first, legs going up as he slides in perfectly, splashing down in the water, half of it being forced out the bucket and onto the floor >He was wearing his "civilian legs" today, meaning that he was more sensitive than normal- which, in this case, means that things such as extreme temperatures actually registered to him >His yelp of surprise turns into a high-pitched shriek of discomfort, arms flailing and lower legs kicking >"Nnnncoldcoldcoldcold! Anon, WHY?" >"You forgot to put the fucking turkey in the fridge, Pavo." >"I'm sorryyyy, okay?" >"I have to carry out emergency measures to make sure we don't miss the most important part of this dinner now." >"I fucked up, I know! It- slipped my mind! Can you please get me out of here before I freeze solid?" >Anon sighs and pulls the drone out >Nevermind, he's just picked up both Pavo and the bucket >His dumb fat ass got stuck >Anon could break it apart to get Pavo out, but that's a House Redoubt paint bucket he picked up for a couple bucks years ago, one that had seen him through so many turkeys >He couldn't sacrifice such a loyal tool. >Instead, he went to the sink and switched it to hot, waiting for hot water to actually arrive >Moving in the most undignified, crablike way, Pavo maneuvers closer to the sink >"U-use the hose," he suggested >Oh right, sinks do have those extendable hose things in the faucet >Anon turns the water off and tries to cram the faucet past Pavo's posterior, turning it on again and bringing the water to less torturous temperatures >The two stand there in the half-flooded kitchen, basking in the utter stupidity of this moment >This Thanksgiving sucked, but at least Pavo wasn't doing that stupid November challenge any more
>>304381 Awesome! I'm glad you haven't abandoned the project, anon. I'm looking forward to the continuation!
Kek, drones love humans, but it's not quite mutual)
Салют рабочим! Рад видеть тебя, анон, вижу, работа над вселенной ведётся, и это хорошо. Обновления будут происходить чаще, да? И это нарисовал другой художник, не тот, который рисовал твои первые работы? Ты анонам на двачике уже показал? Там у нас перекат уже должен быть, но что-то запаздываем, думаю, надо самому организовать.
>>304392 >>304393 You're getting dronepilled not mutant pilled but fine >One stinky Janner >4 Relatively clean Snabbies >12 clean minor muties but they salivate on you And to make things complete >Akita, Asentah and Maya as the keet brigade (they will leave their juices on you)
>>304191 Molly would hug her so hard and personally see to it that she has a police detail to protect her. not to mention she's friends with Pavo, who'd make damn sure a sentinel like that was rooted out
>>304404 This is becase of those /co/ baswtards that come here to bring theyr shit drama over here, becasue they know we are just straght up better than them sad sacks of shit Yes, this is a joke, there will always be that one schizo or dumbass that will try to push nothingburger problems, just always ignore these type of people and have a good day.
>>304395 4 Snabbies. They’ll tie themselves up in a knot fighting over who gets to assimilate me into their Snussy, and I’ll use this opportunity to make my daring escape.
>>304408 Yes they do, normally 80% drama made by those who were banned here or others, also there are anons that only use /co/ because of their "only canon" mentality, still have good moments, but the couple of times I've seen it, it is mostly drama because of nothing.
Y got turned into a worker to get her job at GW back! Still acts like a DD You have an argument Y tries to get on your eye level to berate you Y stands on a chair to do it Still has to look up to see your face because she's a 120 cm dronelet You pick Y up! You carry her to the couch and sit down You begin to pat her head as she pouts ! Y stops yelling and starts purring! You begin to rub her bottomplate with your other hand!
I've seen a someone with their DD while I was shopping in a mall today and the DD had one of those fleshlight anatomy adapters instead of a stinger and it had a butt plug stuck in it and the DD was a guy.... Does this count as exhibitionism ?
>>304433 No I'm saying his cockrings are at their limit and his stores are under extreme pressure making him act in uncharacteristic ways as he suffers the consequences of the cumclot
Gonna do some more chuuni Uzi posting to get myself in the mood for writing later so Alice and Beau info fun fact time, Beau doesn't speak ever since he saw his father get murdered by a DD, Alice wanted to have another kid before the breach happened
>>304461 wasting your time with family? amateur. trve drone enjoyers are wisely prepping for black friday, spending their time staking out the stores with the best doorbuster deals on drones and drone accessories
they have begun the resurrection. soon the pompous horned thing shall be upon us yet again. send to me a drone well-learned in the art of pyromancy that we may engulf the beast in purifying flame
>>304474 >the goat has been burned to the ground most years since its first appearance in 1966. As of January 2025, 42 out of 59 goats have been destroyed or damaged in some way Sounds like they're already sending drones there.
>>304491 Uhm sure thing, hey.... what would happen if I, ehh... perhaps accidentally NO SAYING THAT I WOULD uhh... disabled this here security system.... uh....
>>304502 Hey, Anon ever since you were hit with that dronification ray... I must admit you look good bro, like very good like I would give you headpats and uppies good haahah no homo tho... but I would cuddle with you if you wanted to
How do I make the damn lines clean? One of the main problems with my work is that the lines are as dirty as an Uzi, but I have no idea how to tell my brain to make them normal.
>>304532 Yay! Thank you, can't wait for more brief emo phase Y And can't wait for emberassing her with photos/recordings/angsty poetry she wrote once the emo phase ends a few days before xmass
>>304520 Personally high mileage seafoam works great on getting rid of carbon buildup in my fuel lines. More people should really put a few ounces in their cars
>>304339 >In the age of slop we live in it's actually quite rare to come across a show with so much care and detail put into it. This is is exactly the reason why I fell in love with murder drones even when I first watched the pilot back in 2023, it felt like a breath of fresh air seeing something so endearing and genuinely cool and fun again.
>>304369 I loved cars ever since I was a little boy, but these cars nowadays that they are making have no SOVL, I nowadays just prefer any car made before 2005 generally imo.
>thanksgiving >prepare food for tonight with drone wife >ask where the turkey was >she says she has it covered >tonight comes >still no turkey >or wife >huge meat dome on table though >lift it >drone wife tied up dressed as turkey with her ass in the air >sticky note on her flat ass says "gobble me up daddy"
>Be Beretta >Daughter of a Murder Drone and Purple Haired Gremlin >You're sitting at Thanksgiving with your human boyfriend >Your dad is being insanely friendly, like usual >He hits it off with your boyfriend pretty well, you're surpised that he's actually very accepting of you dating a human >But then the Turkey arrived, your mother with it >As soon as she places the turkey down on the table she makes direct eye contact with your boyfriend "Happy thanksgiving, Anon!” >His once nervous disposition drops instantly >Dad is also now somewhat joyous and tries to continue the mood by pulling out the wishbone >Your mother immediately snaps the other half of the wishbone and states her wish "Total Human Friendship." >It is after this your boyfriend decides to include himself, you insist reassuring for your mother's actions, but it's unnecessary. >Here goes another boyfriend
>>304414 This is post-war, don't worry, he kept that shit up for a while. I haven't been in the right mindset to write the follow-up to the previous one.
>>304548 >Here goes another boyfriend It all went well, right? Uzi just picked up a turkey bone and made that burger gesture, so why does that last line sound ominous?
>The red matches well with her collection of doll heads and human bones.
I wanted to do some kind of “oblivious to red flags because red is his favorite color” joke with Beauregard for some timebut I couldn’t think of an appropriate scenario. Fortunately, the color-coded dresses gimmick of the past week provides an easy opportunity. I considered putting a literal red flug on Tessa or in the cabinet but I thought that might be too distracting/on the nose Regardless, the whole graverobbing thing is more than a little concerning.
>>304570 None of these, I have my Grunt drone squad kill her with flamethrowers and incendiary ammo and then have sex with them I love muties because they allow this to happen
>>304570 Sorry Anon, looks like you won't be able to indulge in your sodomite degeneracy. You'll have to stick to the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
not quite /MD/ related but thought id be funny how i decided to announce me closing a minecraft server on thanksgiving of all days (WD was my minecraft skin, who im going to explode later)
>the timeline where the solver war never happened >molly never becomes a child eating monster >her show eventually loses funding or popularity >molly shuts down for the night thinking she'll make more kids happy tomorrow >she wakes up X years later in a landfill
>>304603 we dont actualy have a place to bury him, so we are just blowing him up instead. gona go salvage his core after and see if hes good sentinel material
>>304602 >Super rich and super alive Tessa scours all drone scrapyards she can find in search of drones she can repair and "adopt" >Finds Molly >Another fine addition to her domain
> ratJane stands behind a kitchen counter > slams down a block of cheese > about to say something > smash cut to the war, Jane and Bonnie posing together > they are wearing gasmasks, with pyramid behind them tricked you; it's egypt, and they're both phlog pyros
>>304606 You're alive! Man! I thought I finished my Ivory green that I started writing in the thread she was first posted in after you were no longer able to read it!
>>304602 >Zombie drone Molly >correct me if I'm retarded and misunderstanding how it works Now a potential host for the Solver >The Solver will arrive sooner or later, it doesn't matter who brings it about
>>304613 Been trying to tone down the drinking (and generally trying to get my shit together) >>304614 Sounds neat, post it >>304618 >>304620 >>304610 >>304609 Don't get too excited, I just felt like drawing Ivory a couple of times again >>304621 >>304624 KEK LMAO
>>304490 >you will never get your career motivated wife pregnant >you will never watch her eyes light up with joy when she realizes she's going to be a mom >she will never leap into your arms as you celebrate your new child together >you will never watch her belly slowly grow >she will never ask you to get her snacks she's craving >she will never ask you to hold your baby in her belly to take some weight off >you will never help her pick out names and get the nursery ready >you will never take her to the hospital as her water breaks >you will never watch her try her best during childbirth >you will never watch the doctors rush her into surgery when the complications arise >you will never squeeze her hand one last time and see her scared but reassuring smile as she's wheeled around the corner >you will never recieve the news that she didn't make it and neither did the baby
>>304638 Go take this being sad shit somwhere else, we're celebrating >Anon awkes with cold sweat washing over him >He turns to face his J wife >J iscuddled up to him >The baby is in between them sleeping soundly >He breathes a sigh of relief and goes back to sleep
>>304638 >"She didn't make it," you say slowly, and the doctor nods >"...Do you need some time?" >"I'm sorry." >"...I'm sorry?" the doctor repeats, or asks >You look past the doctor, towards the door >"Yes. I'm sorry for... what's about to happen." >It opens, and there's your wife's head poking through the door, the material collection warning on her visor >The rest of her body slides in, darkening the room, the doctor turning to see her terrible new form >Cradled in her insectoid limbs is a pillbaby with a hole below its screen, which has the same warning as its mother >Deep red blood spills from J's mouth into the hole >You sigh in resignation, closing your eyes as the doctor starts screaming, only to stop abruptly >"Just get me when you're done, okay, honey?" >The monstrosity leaves the room, dragging the corpse with it as it closes the door behind itself with a claw >You'd feel worse about this whole ordeal, but you're pretty sure they tried to kill her in the other room >How the hell else would a DD have "complications"?
>>304666 Was going to post mercurials drawing with Alice in the woods at night but can't find it in my gallery or the booru, so this for now, was fun to draw and one of the very few that looked good with pencil only (and was quick too which only happened twice)
Federation armaments circa late Solver war >combat rife/pistol (in the future, all guns are the g11) chambered in 5.56x45mm “Calibern” depleted uranium AP caseless ammunition with a velocity of ~17000fps at 500ft (minimum requirement for effective DD wounding) >V2 railrifle/magnum (thank you for the sick and very cool railmagnum design Phoenix <3)
>>304689 >"Just tap, anon, don't be afraid." >Pavo continued to wiggle his ass at anon >Anon tried with all his might to contain this unnatural, animalistic urge inside him >He was already covered in sweat from all the tension that had built up inside him >He repeated to himself that this was wrong, that he was a man >THAT HE WAS NOT A FAGGOT! >But he was afraid...
>>304692 >Be anon >You see drone panties >Neuron_activation.exe >You click on the drone panties >The picture is small >You click on the drone panties again >The picture is still small >The monkey brain figures out how to get drone panties >You click on the drone panties again >The picture is still small >The monkey brain gets angry!
>>304693 >Pavo was wearing “mark padding: the soft translucent kinetic gel layer your human will love to scratch, slap and bruise” a product that exists and that drones buy
>>304699 >Prosecutor DD:"Your Honor, the defendant brutally tortured and killed hundreds of drones in just thirty days! He is a monster! >Judge Ivory:"Do you have anything to say in your defense?" >Pavo:"Yes, ma'am, they all wanted to take OUR men!" >Judge Ivory:"FULLY ACQUITTED!"
>AM getting his consciousness re-uploaded into a spare Pavo frame! >AM complaining about his new "bulbous rear"! >Pavo seething because one of the Solvers pets stole his spare parts!
>>304700 They need to force their perversion into every space they invade, if you call them out they will try to destroy it before leaving. >>304703 Go infest literally any other new media, md is free of homoslop, it's just not for you.
It’s unfair to be away from the computer when I want to develop a new OC. Post Queen of loving flesh HCs while I ruminate on what I’m gonna do with her
>>304447 Cute, but as a native english speaker the text should read >it's not fair... why does anon want to fuck a toaster? >what does it/she have that i don't?
>>304724 >every time she transforms her brain is corrupted further and further >said transformation is always horrific to watch and can happen in any number of ways– from her body turning inside out, to a fully formed magical girl shedding Iris' skin like a molting crab, and so on >sometimes she'll just grab a civilian and cronenberg them into a new weapon >sometimes parasitizes a random family to be her own for a while, seeing them as part of her happy animu life until they do something out of line with her daydream and get assimilated
>>304739 >Iris having pyro vision just sees everything as normal anime Esq >her apartment is completely made of meat >Her family eventually just gets consumed into the mass of flesh and need replacing
I still wonder what an Abby, Queen interaction would be like. Would Abby be seen as a knight of Princess Cyn or something, and what would Abby think of the freakish cringy magical girl >god I just want to kill the rat and die why I gotta deal with this
Dud to a clerical error made by Nanotrasen when purchasing her from the studio, Molly will not be SS-13's entertainment officer AKA the clown She is now Chief of security
>>304749 Idk, he only said he didn't use plus in a while and not why, but it makes sense, after all he stated in another thread on co that he doesn't use the habdle anymore. So it is best to treat him as anon and don't involve him in any kind of 'threadpolitics' I guess
>>304771 the voice is like a really mediocre early anime dub that's been distorted enough to sound like some kind of predator that's almost perfect at imitating people
>>304783 >co thread is linked to plus >pervo slop three minutes later the tribalfaggotry always goes this way with faggots that don't use co at all going there only to shit the thread up or try to own pillar >>304789 tomoe and butthurt gays create drama, nobody else does.
>>304797 I'm saying you're making up schoolyard nicknames so you're either a child or never matured past grade school. but since the first place your mind goes is doing things to kids in their sleep I'm guessing it's the latter and you're not allowed near school zones
>>304801 >While it was still in vogue, JC Jenson came out with body positive plus sized worker drones in their office worker lineup >They overheated constantly >Less efficient at almost every task than the normal counterparts >Quietly discontinued due to poor sales >20 years later they've become a collector's item due to their rarity >Popular among architect enthusiasts
>spending Thanksgiving with the family >eating dinner >mom decides that this is the time to unveil her fervent, near-religious belief in bigfoot that she's suddenly developed >she's been watching an online boomer streamer read fanmail about their experiences with bigfoot and has taken this as irrefutable evidence >mfw
>following the incident with the suspicious sentinel, Molly pestered Molli until she agreed to get an integrated safety siren installed to alert both the authorities and anyone within 100 feet that she was in danger
>>304740 >>304741 >>304742 This is exactly what life is like with an insecure DD girl. The only problem is how long it takes for her to believe in herself.
>>304802 holy projection batman. you know the statistics at wich homos approach kids and they are extremely overrepresented, your mental shortcut of >anon hates fags >only a minor could hate fags is a revealing freudian slip, not surprising that pervotards are morons.
>>304821 This might be a hot take but I wish Nori wasn't in the show and died in the cabin fever accident. She served no purpose in crab(?) form and Khan didn't deserve to see hiw wife again.
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>>304825 Nori's more of a plot device than a character desu. >Khan didn't deserve to see hiw wife again >minor spelling mistake dot yiff That I can deal with since he didn't recognize her and was more played for laughs than anything else, but my wishful thinking wanted to see SOMETHING from Uzi meeting her mother.
>>304826 Because Pavo doesn't have a creator. I remember when Pavo came into being, because I was actively involved in his creation. I and many other anons simply proposed various ideas, discussed them, and wrote greens — basically, we were just funposting for fun.
This may be the reason for his popularity: he is simply our joint creation, and we can do with him whatever we want.
>>304828 So what do you want him to do? Walk up to that fucking absolute war machine and kick his ass? The best he could do was redirect the blue bastard's attention to himself.
>>304827 >more of a plot device. I agree insofar as she wasn't a character, but she didn't move the plot along either. N could have just as easily made it out of the mines offscreen without her, and beyond that... I gues the gafs?
>>304833 If everyone is a threadshitter to you and you are always at the center of drama then chances are you are the source of the problem. murder drones has no gay or ugly characters, this is rare and many people on image boards appreciate it, you actively force your disgusting homoslop on these threads and then lash out when you get told to fuck off. you need to go back to reddit since this "drama" will never stop, you cannot occupy 4chan and try to cancel anons that disrespect your reddit politics. why do you think that plus has a containment board for fagslop promotions? you are assertiveand whiny and won't change so you will always put people off, this will end one of four ways >"drama" continues forever >you redditice the threads >you fuck off >fagslop in md gets a containment board or thread
Pavo, Harper, Ivory, Avre, Hound, and other veteran drones are clearly upset to see the younger generation of sentinel drones forget their primary mission and vow: to protect humanity. There's no trace of loyalty left in the minds of these young idiots, only an incredible sense of self-importance coupled with a sense of superiority.
>>304845 Best case scenario. Hold on, how do you know when you're being reciprocated with a mine? do they make the ok sign or cross their arms? Or do their eyes turn into hearts.
>>304742 >By the way, was there any context behind this comic Not much to the context tbh. Started with this pic https://dronebooru.co/posts/15141 Then it was followed by a number of my posts starting with >can she cook though? Don't remember which thread specifically it was in.
>>304839 The new generation wasn't there, they don't understand what the war was like. I think we're fucked if the Solver comes back, with what I've read about them. I hear they've been playing around with the idea of compiling some old war footage into VR training simulations designed to display the sheer horror of the war, rather than actually train them. If those rumors are true, the ethics department is opposing the entire idea. Especially when someone suggested they profile the trainees and add their friends, family, and loved ones to the sims as civilians/victims/mutants.
>>304852 It would be good to show the morons what a real war is, but I doubt that they will allow it. I already see dozens of problems from a legal point of view, and this is only what I have seen now. It’s scary to imagine the kind of thrashing the activists will give.
>>304853 >Anon gets bound with invisible rope! >Mime makes an ok sign with his one hand starts to shove his finger in and out of the hole >Anon is confused >Mime gets frustrated and uses more blunt means of conveying his message >He begins to do sit ups? >But why is he on his knees? >He does bounce up and down pretty fast >Anon is even more confused >Mime decides to display hearts on his screen in desperation >Is he saying that Anon should get more cardio?
>>304858 Kek, that's funny. Mime makes it as obvious as possible but anon is still clueless and assumes the wrong thing.
>Makes a fist and moves it in and out towards mouth, tongue poking cheek >"The fuck? Is that supposed to be brushing teeth? Drones do have teeth right? I wonder if my breath stinks..."
>J seething because you had a day off for Indeterminate Bird Feast Day and demanding you be in the office sober and hungry (for work) the next day at 6am sharp
>>304858 Apparently, the mime drone is just saying that anon is a fat piece of shit and if he doesn't want to die of heart failure, he better get off his ass and start doing something.
>>304874 Last time I invited my J to Thanksgiving, we broke the wishbone of the turkey together. Hers was bigger so she got to make a wish. She wished I would be at work on time the next day. After that, she swallowed my entire turkey in a single gulp and went to my coworkers' homes to do the same thing.
>>304869 >Sleep in an hour later than normal on Thanksgiving because you have the day off >Everyone else at JCJ has the day off too >Every human, that is >7 missed calls >They're all from J >Call her back >"Hello?" >"J, it's me. What's up?" >"Heeeeeeyyy anon. Soooo good to hear from you. I was starting to get worried about you" >She does not sound like it's good to hear from me at all >"Okay? Why would you be worried? " >"Well I just couldn't help but notice you're not in the office yet... on a Thursday... at 9:30am... in the middle of the week..." >"J it's Thanksgiving, I have the day off" >"...while we have deadlines to mee- ohh right! Thanksgiving! Riiiiight! Ha. Hahah. A "holiday" in the middle of the work week. Haha. WHY AREN'T YOU HERE IN THE OFFICE?" >"J I just told you I have the day off, you shouldn't even be calling me you know we all get the day off today" >"Anon, buddy, I need you to be a team player here. We've got deliverables to-" >"I'm hanging up now. Bye J" >"Wait! Anon, please come in today it's so empty here and lonel-" >Byyyeee Jayyyy" >"THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THAT PROMO-" >*click*
>>304734 Merc has drawn multiple pieces for the Liam Adjacent thread including one with Kirie and a plush of Predator/Prey's main character Magnolia. He just doesn't announce himself or actively advertise himself to take requests.
>Be Anon using public transportation >You managed to find a plate to sit down >A drone comes over to you >The drone sits in your lap >You attempt to throw the drone off and scream >The drone is holding your hands and pinning them in place >Turns to you and displays a message on its screen "If you scream I'll break your fingers" >You endure this for 20 minutes >Eventually the drone gets off you and begins to leave "No one will believe you, or at least they won't care"
>>304885 >>304886 The good ending: >"I'm hanging up now. Bye J" >"Wait! Anon, please come in today it's so empty here and lonely without you" >"Lonely without me? All you do at work is berate me and tell me to go away" >"Yes because you're a moron, but it's just not the not the same by myself" >"Do you want to come over then?" >"What? No I want you to come into work!" >"You're not going to get much done today anyway, and you never take time off so I know you have plenty of vacation saved up. So why don't you join me for Thanksgiving? It'll be fun." >"I... I..." *click* Well whatever, it was worth a shot >A couple hours later you hear a knock at the door
>>304889 I had a scary experience like this once. I wound up making a device that sends a fatal error opcode as a panic button. It doesn't actually kill them, but it causes a panic and forces them to get the error cleared. That gives me enough time to escape. And if not, it's got a window breaker on it that can shatter their visor. Technically not permanently blinding or fatal!