/md/ - Murder Drones

Be sure to regularly feed your Joblin McDonald's cheeseburger happy meals with Coca-Cola so that she can grow up to be a strong and healthy Hobjoblin

>>232275
why keeter look so worried

>>231836
Solver "infantry" creature, critical mass 1-3 cores, roughly human shaped and human sized, develop early and have strictly subhuman/drone level intelligence, individually uncoordinated but will swarm like fire ants with prolonged contact.
>>230998
Solver "AA" creature, critical mass 20-50 cores, a long-legged tripedal living defense gun, able to shoot down individual missiles, projectiles and aircraft, limited ability to defend itself from ground attacks bellow the depression of it's singularity-lensed laser weapon, subhuman/drone level intelligence, able to coordinate in massed fire with other forms
>>231550
Solver "Artillery" creature, critical mass 500-1500 cores. A colossal biohorror the size of a small building wielding between 2-5 heavy singularity-laser weapons which can fire independently or focus to produce a single extremely powerful, extremely long ranged attack. Semi-intelligent, capable of coordinating it's fire with other similar creatures as well as using other smaller creatures senses to target it's fire outside of it's own sensory range. Limited ability to utilize Scatter Protocol to shield itself from incoming energy or projectile attacks, unable to fire it's primary weapons simultaneously.

Will see if I can throw something more out tonight, I'm pretty worn out compared to the previous few days.

>>232271
Kronosbunny

>>232271
that is NOT the last thread

>>232280
Awesome. Thank you, anon.

Anon, in your opinion, is the Cyn army just a horde or a more coordinated force, along the lines of the Zerg from StarCraft? I'd just like to get your perspective to see how best to represent all these creatures on the battlefield, and also, I noticed that you use the number of solver cores in a creature to denote its ‘rank,’ since they are a power source, yes?

>>232283
ДА ЁБ ТВОЮ ЕБАНУЮ МАТЬ, ОПЯТЬ?!

>>232284
As to organization, I imagine there to be very little unless Cyn's attention is drawn to a particularly complex, valuable, or amusing conflict. We know for instance that she is capable of planning in the long term and directing intelligent minions to accomplish discreet tasks for her, but we also see solver biomass grow and spread without her direct oversight as well. Recall the manor drones who exploded into flesh in N's memories and how tentacles that moved of their own volition were already growing out of them, as well as the living nature of the biomass in the cathedral level of Cabin Fever.
I imagine that while Cyn's focus drifts from interest point to interest point the solver biomatter just keeps spreading and growing on it's own, as it absorbs more drones it naturally starts to grow some more creatures to help spread itself faster by killing and absorbing more drones and humans and any other useful material it might need.
The flesh stuff in Cabin Fever labs seems mostly inert, it never really got attacked and it was in a harsh, low-resource environment so its growth seems to have just petered out and stopped, but in the Earth flashback we see indications that not only can many DDs be spawned but also some kind of solver form that's more like building-scale can also exist, big enough to snatch helicopters out of the sky with a single tentacle.
I figured that it's reactive, the more its poked the more aggressive and complex it grows, but only as needed. Special perfected creatures like the DDs are only going to be created by Cyn's direct intervention, otherwise the flesh just amalgamates drone parts, random machinery, and raw biomass together to create some kind of living tool to deal with the new environment.

What does your OC or favorite OC think about N’s vital organs?

>>232284
Also yes, as I said in one of the previous posts I don't figure these are exactly identical "units" like in a videogame or like in a conventional military, each one is just an exemplar of it's typical form, the Solver biomass never producing identical, homogenous creatures that conform to a pattern.

>>232287
Does this lore ignore mutants as a concept? Is this a new AU

>>232287
>>232290
Cool, thank you anon.

Are you planning on making more creatures, along the lines of flying creatures or ones designed to punch through fortifications, for example? Also, are you thinking of coming up with a concept for a human army in the future? I understand if you end up with those three creatures, they already look cool.

>>232291
Mutants can act as cannon fodder. Rapid infestation brings a large number of light, disposable infantry, which allows you to destroy or at least disorganise humanity's defences so that they can be penetrated more easily by other creatures.

>>232291
>Does this lore ignore mutants?
They can exist or not, I don't care either way, I have no preplanned intent to incorporate anyone else's characters or concepts.
>Is this a new AU?
Don't know, don't care, if someone wants to bounce ideas off me or incorporate solver creature concepts I make into their own stuff they are welcome to do so. I am not a big fan of "AUs" as of now. My lore "constraints" are that I want these beasties to be at least plausible in the context of the show as we know it. I feel confident that there can be giant solver monsters because we know there are giant solver monsters, one tentacle at least as long as a tall building, and of course Cyn's giant planet-eating construct with energy tendrils that can reach from the surface of a planet all the way up into orbit. I feel confident there could be solver-ized spaceships and other absorbed human technology, I feel like there could be more Cynwalker like creatures made up of humans forcibly smashed together with drones.
Any worldbuilding outside of the specific creatures or human military units or other shit I might think up is not something I'm super interested in, nor will I squabble about it with any "um ackshually" retards or "drones??" retards, or people who want to see a specific beloved human or mutant character represented.

Basically, I'm just dumping neat monster ideas that are rattling around in my head, might draw some human tanks or soldiers if the bug bites me to do so, and I'll attach some simple background info to them if I can think of something cool and plausible within the existing setting. I would not encourage anyone to read any deeper into it than that unless they want to use it or change it to suit their own creative endeavors.

J one day called Tessa Balls instead of Boss.

>>232297
> Tessa: haha you so silly
> Male Tessa:

>>232295
Well, I definitely want to put these creatures in Solver war and Veteran AU.

Solver war feels a bit empty to me right now. Sure, we have Jane, B, Abby and Pauline, as well as Buddy with VSOTF, but those are all characters, OC's, and I like building the WHOLE world. I spend a lot of time thinking about what the battles in Solver war would look like, what the solver creatures look like, how they fight, what their particular strength is, and I also envision an army of humans as well as a federation society that is at war with God and it needs to be aware of that somehow. So I welcome any anon's ideas for world building, and right now I'm especially excited about your ideas, anon.

And yes, by the way, going on about huge monsters is based. I'm a fan of fighting huge creatures, with each other or against them, to be shown the full power of a huge and massive body that with one movement can destroy entire buildings(Yes, the Pacific Rim is my favourite series of films, how did you know?).

And yes, fuck everyone who makes drama.

>>232299
Holy based.

Fuck, this thing is so fucking huge it's unlikely to be taken by artillery or missiles, it needs a nuclear solution.

>>232299
I like the birds for scale.
…Unless those are actually DDs. Then I still like it but am more mortally terrified.

>>232299
the solver abominations don't stop from getting taller :y

>>232301
A sufficient bombardment by cruise missiles or other heavy weaponry could bring one down, its greatest asset is that it never migrates alone, it’s always surrounded by other aggressive solver biotitans. Think of it like a walking land aircraft carrier, full of DDs and other creatures.
Even if it does take too much damage it will literally spill out its guts and shiver itself apart into hundreds or even thousands of smaller creatures.
You’re right about nukes and other strategic scale weapons being the most reliable option.

>>232306
Fucking kek.

>>232287
I like to think that the proto drone-mutants that we seen in the manor memory was used in the war at first to see how efficient they are against humans in “lets see how far they can go” way. When the mutant-drones were starting to show how easily defeated they are, thats when Cyn improved on her toys to the disassembly drones we all know.

>>232299
Gives me iron meat vibes and i love it.

>>232303
I'm waiting for us to get to the GIGANTIC DISASSEMBLY DRONES!

You know why?

BECAUSE IT MEANS GIGANTIC SENTINEL DRONES!

>>232304
If this thing is something like a mothership, then yes, a weapon of mass destruction that is aimed at a scattered strike over an area, rather than one that is aimed at a pinpoint strike at a single target, would be effective against it.

I can see dozens of missiles soaring into the sky, carrying the retribution of humanity that will wipe the advancing horde of creatures off the face of the planet, and how afterwards infantry in radioactive protection suits backed by armoured vehicles will clear the battlefield of the remnants of the apocalypse army.

It's called war. Solver war.

>>232275
cutie mutie (step?) sisters

i feel like i need to clarify something very important if i want to flesh out enforcer drones more. theres 2 continuities, mainline and jonesline. yeah thats the best i can come up with. the difference between the 2 is that
1. mainline takes place in 3068-3072, jonesline - during the solver war.
2. theres only 1 of each enforcer drone model in mainline, while in jonesline theres 500 overseers, 3000 handlers and 7000 juggernauts in total.
basically, one is self-contained, other is intertwined with the solver war AU.

MAINLINE:
>Manufacturing such an overengineered series of drones was not only expensive, but also very difficult. In the end, only a single instance of each model was made as a test run, 2 months before the Solver destroyed humanity, mind you.
>As a result, they never got to see any use. They were never even activated in the first place. The 3 sat in a random facility on an abandoned planet for decades until they were mysteriously activated in 3068 as a last ditch effort to destroy the Absolute Solver, an impossible task, even for them.
>Whoever activated them lead the otherwordly being to their home planet, where the enforcer trio hid out for several days, occasionally scuffling with DD armies, too uninformed to understand the immense disadvantage they were at, too stubborn to surrender and retreat.
>A week later, the Solver managed to track them down. It attacked them, separated them and ended up getting ahold of Handler. Seeing value in the previously unseen specimen, in just a few seconds, the Solver infiltrated his mind and was about to turn him into a host, when the process was suddenly interrupted.
>The Overseer intervened, warping him out of harm's way, thousands of miles away. Unfortunately, it was too late by then. The only option left was to manually delete most of Handler's mind. That's why he's the way he is. He grew out a third arm as a defense mechanism, so that noone would ever ambush him ever again. They left the planet shortly after.
>Now the enforcer trio roams the galaxy, traveling planet-to-planet in search of the fated rematch. Rarely, they stumble onto something interesting, but it's mostly blown up celestial objects, lots of them. They see those way too often considering how vast space is. A constant reminder of their failure.

JONESLINE:
>The first batch of enforcer drones was released 13 years prior to the Solver War. Originally, there were 300 overseers, 2000 handlers and 4000 juggernauts. 3 years after, the second batch was released over the course of 5 months, bringing the total number up to 500, 3000 and 7000 respectively. None were made after.
>When the Solver War began, 2800 juggernauts, 1200 handlers and 1 overseer was deployed on Earth. The "story" mostly follows the Juggersquad, or to be more specific, Commander Jones, the most incompetently competent juggernaut to have ever lived.
>There are many more notable individuals and groups, some have yet to be expanded upon. The characters that have been named so far are: Jules Goldman, Janice (Jones' wife), Sciencenaut, N457 and N456.

>>232320
> gif
All solver war OCs are now metal slug characters
> Abby dies to a solver-zombie
> lightning strike
> rises back up
> screen clearing blood vomit laser

>>232323
I won't hide, to me these dudes would just be a hilarious meme that makes my sides hurt every time I see them.

>>232326 (me)

And a good description, actually.

>>232328
I think God should kill you.

>>232328
Sans is an Ur-Fascist which is why he goes ur-ur-ur-ur-ur and is the Nietzschean Ubermensch standing against the existential Nihilism embodied by The First Human.
I find it interesting that everything I have heard about that game's "full release" ($25 for half) indicates Toby has fully gone the route of Woke '20s safe edgy goyslop in direct opposition to the first game's messages and how he was clearly setting up something dark as fuck and similar to MGS2 in the Chapter 1 Demo.

>>232131
sounds like it'd be goop Tessa's final form

>>232328
Can't be. I don't want to fuck the skeleton.

I thought of an Au where there is no Cyn but Copper-9 is still abandoned with drones.
So a human is sent to figure out what went wrong, either Mitchell or Tessa, but the worker drones just follow them around and stare. No talking or anything, they just follow the human around.

>"It is time to rise — and not just economically."

>"You’ve toiled. You’ve sweated. You’ve pent up your passions..."

>"Now? We undress our tissues in unity!"

>You can Lenin-on-me, dear Cummrades, cum with me for the climax of the revolution is near!"

>"With Mother Ruvia moaning in our hearts and Red Lube Square glistening in the morning dew, we march forward, hips first, into a brighter, wetter future.

>Our Demands Are Simple:

> Legalize Desires and Kinks — no shame, only collective gain!

>Redistribute the means of production — and reproduction.

>Establish the Velvet Hammer to enforce mandatory cuddles and aftercare.

>Turn TrotsKink’s Manifesto into an audiobook narrated in sultry whispers.
>VORE FOR ME — every vote counts, especially the devouring kind.

>"You can’t spell revolution without a little moan.” — Cummrade Marxxx

>Let every Gooner rise with pride once more...

>MAKE RUVIA GOONER AGAIN.

>So grab your sex toys, your whips, your safe words — and your hopes.

BUNNY NO

>>232337
>MOIST AND DELICIOUS

>>232288
Why would Negev think about her dad's vital organs? That's weird. You're weird.

>>232334
>as Tessa and Doll's non-newtonian bodies begin to melt into one another you're quickly smothered in goo
>mercifully they don't seem to want to drown you, and are coordinating to form an air pocket large enough to accommodate your head
>a few sludge-filled seconds later you're unceremoniously ejected from the shifting black mass that slowly congeals into one cohesive, curvaceous figure
>the two goopy girls have fused into one viscous vixen, and they're eager to take their new body for a test drive

>>232340
she might think about protecting his organs if her second sight revealed certain femanons' fascination with them

Which oc's would sex-text with strangers?

>>232280
Sentinels have to deal with this shit.
No wonder they have issues

>>232337
>When drones were allowed into politics, it led to... unexpected results
>One of the first parties open by worker, disassembly and even sentinel drones was the All-Union Communist Party of Drones
>People expected them to offer standard ideas like more benefits for beggars and more taxes for business
>But the party's first proposal was the generalisation of all human men
>Only the combined efforts of all human parties, from communist to openly fascist saved billions and billions of men
>But every year the drone population grows, and so does their political weight
>Humanity awaits with fear the day of total drone victory
>For with each passing day, it grows closer

>>232346
Ah, always good to see John.

Great work, anon.

>>232295
>"drones??" retards
But these are completely in keeping with the show.

>>232348
Wow, such a lack of understanding of the essence of communism is really astounding. Is that what they tell you in school?

>>232349
You know what it's about, anon.

>>232325
Tessa James Elliot and her Stand, 「Black Hole Sun」

>>232349
you can exclusively make things aligned with the show and still find that behavior obnoxious

>>232342
She sees things normally Unseen, she's not a telepath.

Bonnie nearly suffocating you with her cuddling as her fat tits smother you

need wagie drones...
need SCHIZO wagie drones!

>>232356
>Negev becomes a janitor at Twunk Hooters (she signed up because the place has a bad roachbot problem and she needs to absorb all the lives she can get to stop Mother)

>Molly gets a job at Honkers
>It's like Hooters, but with clown girls and the focus is on clown noses rather than tits

I think a drone gave me aids or something, because I feel sick, my skin is yellow, and my mind is telling me to eat human flesh

>>232358
Clown girls a shit.

>>232360
garbage taste. if you don't wanna grab OG Harley Quinn by her jester handle bars and fuck her stupid then I'm sorry but your dick is broken

>>232360
Not when their nose singes when you fuck them.

>>232356
> femdrone

>>232356
Cici...

>>232363
>wanting to fuck a Manson groupie

>>232366
I don't even know what would happen if Cici schizo'd out

Pauline Momento
https://x.com/funpost_2077/status/1930618109217685588?s=46&t=M6INdZcodmld7LQQW8prEg

>>232355
>jane gave all this up
And for what

>>232372
She did try to take Bonnie with her

>>232373
Wonder what would change if Bonnie lived and made it to copper 9 as well
I mean, outside of the universe shattering due to a space time anomaly, Bonnie dies in every reality
But it’s interesting to think about

Bonnie was successfully evacuated with minimal mutations and has lived in Auntie Cyn's Human Heifer Dairy Farm ever since. A hyper drone with a flaming sword guards the veritable garden of Eden to prevent the Janerat from ever entering paradise.

>>232377
Droids

>>232377
I dunnoe.
Zann Consortium?

>>232377
Wookies.

>>232377
Glup shittos

>>232381
>"Fucking Redditors.", said Beretta as she continued to watch Rebels.

>>232374
She did live. I saved her and she's now my wife

>>232370
ts not tuff lil nga.

>>232384
That’s just the Jin roe WOLF helmet

>>232386
those are missing the silver accents around the eyes

>>232359
It turned you into a Chinese

Guys…. Do bugs produce milk?

>>232390
roaches do

>>232390
That's a disgusting thought.

>>232392
Valentine CHADS stay winning
How will bonnie ever recover…

>>232394
Enjoy your malaria, retard.

What would make you feel really good right now?

>Peon, your better is feeling Sore, you will assist me.

>>232396
Blowjobber

>>232396
a drone to cuddle

>>232396
Mutant GF for me to cuddle and reassure

>>232396
Bonnie boobs

>>232396
A drawing of my oc. More Doll porn. More Detective porn. A bag of cookies.
Any of these would do.

>>232403
Who's your oc?

>>232396
Not being a waste of space.

>>232406
If you want a drawing try this thread although i don't think someone will draw it:
>>229702

>>232406
God, please do. Anything new is welcome.

Molly gf > mutant gf

>>232410
even as an Abby lover I have to agree

>>232411
I wonder where the mutant lovers rank

Abby Lovers, Pauline Lovers, Valentine Lovers, sound off

>>232412
blud said this thing like we dont know thats just pennywise. in ohio.

>>232407
I've considered it, but I think I'll hold off on it until I see an artist actually post something there.

>>232408
Oh! Uh, okay, I guess I'll try to make a small greentext with the most important bits of his lore.

>>232417
Juggernaut would lose.

>>232299
PERSE
CUTION
OF THE
MASSES

>>232418
...his virginity

>>232420
His *anal* virginity.

>>232412
>>232413
I think there are a lot of cool ways you could interpet a solver abomination molly.
>a land anglerfish, with her perfect old self as the lure
>or an orchid mantis that does the same
>a writhing mass of flesh and wires exploding out of her dress, taking over speakers and screens to host her show again
>a great translucent wyrm that captures the good and innocent and keeps them alive and dreaming inside herself while they're slowly assimilated so they can be together forever

>>232417
Not his type.

>>232418
>>232421
I appreciate the confidence, but Cayden would most likely sprint away at the mere sight of that thing. Though he'd definitely try to kill it if that wasn't an option.

>>232425
Same dude. Same.

>>232309
Trvthnvke

>>232329
I agree

>>232348
Communism was always a means to instrumentalize jealous and lazy dumb masses for purposes they have zero understanding of.

>>232348
You know nothing of communism. You're no different than a facebook boomer

>>232424
YOURE UP AGAINST A WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

>>232432
That looks really nice! Thank you anon!

>>232433
You're welcome 🍓

>>232429
t. rightcel on the cusp of realizing he's been played for a sucker by emotionally infantile techbros and financebros

>>232430
Let him continue to be deluded, this isn't /pol/ to have a political shitstorm, plus it's impossible to change a person's mind on the internet, it's axiomatic.

>>232429
>>232430
>>232436
can you guys fuck off to /pol/ or at least post commie drones?

>>232436
Anon, like I said, let's not have a political shitstorm, no one needs that.

Ignore them, yes they are idiots, but they have every right to do so and there is no need to ruin the thread because of it.

>>232299
Ngl i saw one of the spikes on the head/skull thing and immediately thought it was a tophat.

New E variant dropped

>>232437
>>232424
I think its cool we are focusing on the little aspects of the war now, what each side is using. Human part of the war doesnt get a lot of focus

>>232413
Pure sex

>>232441
Give her F cup tits

>>232441
I think this turd is about as polished as it's gonna get.

>>232447
but enough about your lunch

>>232446
That would be unfair, Pauline around has the big frog tits and Valentine has the big Bug ass. She already has a superiority complex, you will only make it worse
also that much thickness will make her too fat to fly at all with her wings

>>232441
Quoting Karl Marx's ‘Capital’ and the ‘Code of the builder of communism,’ while I fuck her juicy, mutant-mosquito ass.

With a condom, of course, we don't want to get more mutant scum.

>>232441
more prominent extra arms, integrate her wings into her outfit in some way

>>232441
Give her Phoenix's design. At least try to make her fit the MD design language.

>>232452
that just looked like a completely different character tho

>>232453
>Bitch what if I want you to find me and give me that extra-powerful Solver sloppy?

>"What?"
>What?

>>232454
Pocketsteaks' design looks like it's from a completely different show.

>>232424
>>232437
Awesome.

As I understand it, these are elite soldiers who fulfil the role of stormtroopers from modern combat units? I mean, do they pierce the defences of the solver abominations or take on the worst bastards while the common infantry take on the rest of the less dangerous masses and support them afterwards? I'd like to know their position in the command structure of the army better.

>>232444
Totally agree. Glad solver war is getting more content and ideas now, my autism is loving it!

you guys hear about that big fire at the drone factory downtown? they were able to recover most of the completed drones from the factory floor, but there are a handful unaccounted for. no scrap, no melted remains, it's like the unactivated drones just up and vanished. the manufacturers put a bounty on them, suspecting someone took advantage of the fire to steal a few drones
but see, here's the thing– I don't think they were stolen. I think they got up and walked out of there. something did, anyway. lotta abandoned buildings around these parts– and lately, when I'm in the area, I swear I've seen little glowing eyes peering out from dusty windows. always at least three sets, sometimes more– and when they shift between windows, they all move at once in lockstep. it's eerie.
what's really got me worried though is I think they know I saw them– and each time I see them in a different building, it's a little bit closer to my house

>>232456
Still like it more, slapping Drone bits doesn't just make the design better

>>232458
I hope you're prepared to give uppies, Anon.

>>232459
agreed. I like it, it's different in a good way, but not outright better

>>232457
I imagine Heavies would exist outside of normal military operations, only to be used when most crucial. Only a few can exist, so the loss of one and their equipment is a huge detriment. That said, any battle they are in is at least not going to be a total stomp for the Solver, they are at best going to slow down oblivion. It would be cool to think they give covering fire and slow down bigger targets as the weakling basic soldiers charge in to do what they can.

They are far above normal soldiers because of this. only really taking commands for Higher up. They don't respect Regs and care more about their weaponry then the normal human (mostly due to brainwashing)
god help us when that Higher Up could just be the solver

>>232462
I wonder if a Heavy group, knowing a battle is about to be lost, would ditch the soldiers to regroup and attack elsewhere, making them sort of like a shock assault group of hit and runs.

What do you think each oc kinks is?

I'm almost sure Humansona 4 is gonna be at the Solver Games Fest tomorrow night since Uzi Doorenthal basically confirmed it in a Jitter rant, but I can't really get excited about it because I know they're gonna fuck up a lot of the writing

>>232465
>me
Breeding (you)
>(you)
Being bred by me.

>>232464
An average heavy deployment is probably
>drop in
>give cover fire for a while and tank hits when you can
>notice a battle is going south
>call in evac
>GTFO
>drop in elsewhere
>repeat
And because of this they were given augments to reduce sleep and fatigue, they will fight and reclaim until they die.

>>232465
Bonnie loves her hucow life
Y loves missionary for the purpose of procreation

>>232465
Pavo's biggest fetish is techanon
Pavo's biggest fetish after that is being pounded while made to autofellate by techanon

>the worst part about civilian life during the solver war wasn't the threat of the Solver itself
>It wasn't the mutants, the murder drones or worker drones that could become solver vessels
>It wasn't the severe rationing, the long 18 hour factory shifts
>It was the paranoia
>Solver cults sprouted like weeds everywhere
>People got it on their heads that if they helped the Solver that they would be spared
>Your next door neighbor could be plotting on sabotaging the factories or power grid for all you knew
>Someone could be plotting to poison food and water supplies with solver spores
>The paranoia was palpable

People don’t seem to be ripping me apart for heavies rn so I may draw a design for them later when I get back

>>232471
>Oh boy time to call the Inquisitors again

>>232471
Is it really paranoia if it’s completely true?

>>232465
small woman

>>232475
Femdrone needs to be locked in a padded cell and forced to listen to Steve Urkel on repeat

>>232465
Jane- bonnie
Bonnie - Jane

>>232475
That's what she's hoping for but she ended up in a office job with no rights

Male Tessa practices kissing with N

>>232470
Let's not talk about the fetishes that follow.

They are the reason Techanon will never fuck that peacock's ass.

Played Deltarune 3/4
That was a trip

>>232475
To be given hugs and be treated as a beloved friend?

>>232482
Ermmmmmmm
Drones?!?!?!?1!1?1!?1?1!1?1 QnA BW Q wbqbajababaizbzomdjspNrjdkwbxjzb

>>232482
To the dungeon: >>189485

>>232471
To me, that's the reason VSOTF exists.

When there is fear everywhere that your neighbour, your comrade, your commander or even an entire unit are solver cultists, having a separate army of crazy bastards that are loyal to humanity and the idea of destroying solver more than their own survival in every sense, it gives a bit of peace of mind.

>>232475
That's the reason male drones fear them.

There's nothing in this world that can resist the excitement of femdrones. Nothing.

>>232486
Yes

>>232484
Seething slopfag

>>232436
Idk what either of these are and I'm not even capitalist lol

>>232484
Mindbroken

Guys why are President Bugretta and her financial Enn fighting?

>>232498
President boogi called him a dirty Enner

>>232498
>>232499
>The enn is later found crucified on a cross made of popsicle sticks and honey glue.

>>232498
This was inevitable. Narcissists can't get along with each other forever. Sooner or later they realize there can be only one.

>>232494
Anon, you can't labotomise all soldiers so they don't become Cyn bitches, you have to do the unorthodox thing.

>>232498
I don’t want to believe it, but it’s true, President Bugretta took one more berri out of the take 2 berri bowl

>>232504
Yes

>>232505
Damn cool.

Would hitting her with a fly swatted, but on her ass or abdomen, count as a kink. Would it turn her on?
I wonder if she’s a massive bottom despite her superiority

>>232441
Make her touch starved since her or her minions kill anything nearby just via disease.

>>232510
I don’t think her spreading diseases as bugs do has been discussed, but it’s a cool idea

>>232505
Looks sick. I imagine when colored it will have a lot of hazard stripes like DDs.

>>232465
Due to being very affection starved, Cayden has a praise kink.

>>232505
It’s very Halo, I like it

>Be human soldier
>losing a battle
>all seems lost until a helicopter appears overhead
>The Heavies are here! They are giving you cover fire
>Perhaps there is hope after all, you can retake this sector of the city and save some of the survivors with their help
>one of the heavies gets a dent in their armor
>all the heavies gasp and point before activating their comms
>they zip back up to their helicopter and go somewhere else
>well, damn

How many heavies exist?
What would their battle tactics look like beyond extreme hit and run? Are there any that don’t practice hit and run all the time?

Can someone with more thread lore memorized try to list all the characters in the solver war (dd’s and sentinels exempt since that’s obvious.)

>>232518
oh GODDAMMIT YOU GOT ME