The Drones! The Drones must be loved! That's all. The grand Booru: https://dronebooru.co The fastest wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf An knowledgeable OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>228405
>John is minding his own business as per usual at outpost 3 >"JOOOOOHNNYYYY!!!" >John recogizes that voice >A familiar pink haired clown drone crashes into him with a hug >"Oh my gosh Johnny I almost didn't recognize you without your skibidoo costume on!" "Hello Molly." >John sighs in annoyance >There goes his afternoon plans
>>229397 >John's hatred of himself when he wore the skibidi costume was so severe that it caused Molly's sensors to see him as already dead >he was the only survivor from the studio after her transformation into a DD
How are N's table manners, or any disassembly drones for that matter? Will he sit quietly and eat with a fork and knife or simply devour his meal (and plate and probably the tablecloth as well) as viciously as he would a drone?
>>229422 Damn, should have checked if Liam ever was on there back when I had it. Always find something to look for just when I unsub from it, just to have months of nothing at all happening there
>>229446 The one about a lonely and mentally broken J finding a human who got out of cryostasis and making herself believe he was Tessa, then feeding him Solver meat until he slowly became an abomination. Really captured the desperation I look for in J.
>>229446 There was one, only a single post iirc, of E's squad having a sudden existential crisis after they went down into CFL and realized: they don't work for a corporation, they don't have bosses who love drones waiting for them back home when they complete their mission, and their mission is likely uncompletable seeing as how everyone who tried before them is splattered all over the walls in a million pieces.
>>229454 Vore Satan could turn them into vampires, it could give them an insatiable thirst for blood, but it couldn't remove their desire to be held and comforted by their creator gods.
>>229456 Can I be in the small bubble of human-specialized environment that they have at the city zoo to let the citizen gawk at humans in their native environment like Tralfamadorians?
>>229456 Depends, is my choice a post apocalyptic city with humans or drones? Or is this a choice between a comfortable modern peaceful real life city or a post apocalyptic drone filled slum?
>>229446 The one about a human who survived the core collapse using almost all of his life support's energy resuscitating Uzi at a scared, begging N's insistence he help her because he doesn't know how to, then walking away so these small, childlike robots-humanity's children-don't have to see him die.
>>229465 >I actually looked and found it on the booru (thought we lost it with the old booru). Reminder that we had a literal tranny dip in recently. It's gone now presumably due to the lack of dopamine it gets on Bluesky but that doesn't bode well. Create your own personal backup of the Booru or live to regret it. I'm starting with Greentexts and then devoting two other folders to NSFW images and SFW images respectively.
>>229461 Look I can outrun most muggers. I can't outrun a superhuman robot with wings and an appetite for human flesh. Or a mutant. I'd say our world is comfortable by MD standards.
>>229475 The premise of DD's having implanted false memories and the Solver actively enjoying tormenting people opens up a wide range of scenarios for OC's. It could theoretically make its servants believe anything, from the idea that they have a lover and a happy life waiting for them "back home" to that the whole thing they're involved in is a contest with some kind of fabulous prize at the end to the idea of them being in some kind of war with another nation, targeting the worker drones that fuel the enemy's war machine. Anything it decides is suitable for a given DD's personality. The end result is always the same question though: what does someone do when they discover both their history and their purpose in life is a complete fabrication, and what they've actually been doing is helping to speedrun the death of the universe?
>Nightly Disturbing and Likely Unwanted Non-canon Fun Facts: In DD culture, asking a female DD for a foot job or to peg you basically means the same thing!
>>229467 Awesome work, really! Outstanding original design and well made too, very creative in symbolism and looks I love it really! Hope I can use that as Inspiration for smth before I'm too lazy again. Creepy in a good way, btw, there is smth else about it but I cannot verbalize it in any way that makes sense rn. Her own face as one if the masks too, Also >CFL ID 014 rare one nowadays
>>229480 >"When I fucking find the idiot on the repair team who did this I'm going to kick hi-" >"No wait I'm going to punch his...." >".....I'm going to hit him so hard that his doctor will be able to feel it"
>>229482 True, I feel Cyn got creative with each squad down to individual members personalities (if they had personalities) >Anything it decides is suitable for a given DD's personality. Exactly
>>229490 I still maintain that the Solver's policy for its vampire minions turning on it was telling them they and their squad are its favorites and only they didn't get mindwiped. Make them feel alone and hopeless.
>>229494 I like the idea of this for OC purposes but it makes no sense in universe. I mean, the planet's only so big and eventually one DD is going to run into another when they're taking out cities with millions.
>>229494 That would fit it perfectly tbh. It's already manipulative as all fucking get out and enjoys seeing people suffer. A DD squad going from blissfully ignorant and obedient to aware of its fuckery is like going from one flavor of torment and manipulation to another. Gets more mileage out of its victims.
>>229497 Given that it clearly goes through multiple backups of each drone it has assimilated as a DD it doesn't necessarily need to keep the same story for each successive iteration. It can easily tell one lie to its minions during a large operation and another the next time it cranks a fresh batch of clones out. One lie for when large groups of DD's are going to be interacting with each other, another for when it's got a smaller bunch of toys to focus more individual attention on.
>Nightly Probably-Not-Canon-But-Hey-Who-Cares Fun Facts - Early iterations of Drones were actually incredibly intelligent. However due to this they immediately short circuited on being presented with a logical paradox, such as "everything I say is a lie". Once news of this spread, killing many of JC Jenson's finest models, their intelligence was capped to avoid truly understanding or internalizing such statements.
Been thinking of an idea of an OC. A drone who before the Solver War used to be a Game Show host. As a Disassembly Drone he's among the least effective drone, but Cyn holds him to high regards because of how brutally he kills or makes his victims kill each other and themselves through his twisted games.
>>229522 We all know you pretend to be multiple people, 0ilrig, you’re not nearly as smooth as you think you are. You also sexually harass women on the internet!
>>229524 I haven't watched Danganronpa, but from what I see that's different. SD-? (yes that is his designation) would do things more like The Price Is Right, Family Feud, Deal or No Deal, and others.
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[Intro] (Now I gotta deal with this shit) Ayy, yo, y'all niggas must be out your fuckin' mind (Yo, yo, old shitty-dick ass niggas) Thinking dog can't pull another motherfuckin' rabbit out the hat (Yo, y'all niggas is fucking dumb) Think I ain't got a trick up my motherfuckin' sleeve, you bitch-ass niggas Fuck these niggas thinking? Y'all niggas thinkin' I'm doing, just sittin' around doin' nothin'? Oh my God, niggas can't be serious
[Chorus] Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that
[Post-Chorus] Yo, yo (Yo, yo) Yo, yo (Yo, yo) Yo, yo (Yo, yo, yo, yo)
[Verse 1] Man, cats don't know (What?) what it's gon' be Fuckin' with a nigga like me Nigg to the u to the zi (zi) Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin' sex (Uh) with the same sex (Woo) I show no love (Yeah) to homo thugs (Nah) Empty out, reload, and throw more slugs (Boom) How you gonna explain fuckin' a man? Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' your hand (Aight?) I don't fuck with chumps (Yeah) For those that been to jail, that's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps (Uh) I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads Only know how to be one way, that's the dog (Woo) I know how to get down, know how to bite (Bite) Bark very little, but I know how to fight (Fight) I know how to chase a cat up in a tree Man, I'll give y'all niggas the business for fuckin' with me Is you crazy?
[Chorus] Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that
[Post-Chorus] Yo, yo (Yo, yo) Yo, yo (Yo, yo) Yo, yo (Yo, yo, yo, yo)
[Verse 2] Once it's on, I come through, guns is drawn Blam, blam, lungs is gone, sons will mourn From dusk 'til dawn (Uh), night time belongs to the dog On the street past midnight, look for 'em in the morgue (Yeah) Won't play with these cats 'cause I ain't got nothin' to say to these cats (Uh) For the mothers that really do love 'em, please pray for these cats (Aight?) 'Cause I know niggas is hard-headed, but I ain't got the patience (Uh) Don't want me havin' no patience, turn into more patients More trips to ICU 'cause I see you Trying to get away with shit a real nigga wouldn't do Where my dogs at? (Right here) You see them niggas? (Right where?) Get 'em, boys (Right there) That's how we do (Alright, then) Yeah, this is for my dogs (Uh), this is for my dogs (Uh) Yo, where we at, baby? (Creepin' through the fog) From then 'til now, don't ask me how Know that we gon' roll like them niggas and hit every block on the job [Chorus] Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that
[Post-Chorus] Yo, yo (Yo, yo) Yo, yo (Yo, yo) Yo, yo (Yo, yo, yo, yo)
[Verse 3] I get papes, do my crime, stomp niggas like grapes makin' wine (Yeah) Five CDs with mad rhymes (Aight) Don't hit me with that positive shit, I know you lyin' You really wanna stop niggas from dyin'? Stop niggas from tryin' (Yeah) 'Cause I ain't really got that time to waste And I thought I told you to get these fuckin' bums out my face (Aight?) Lookin' at you in your grill, it might be nice to cut (Uh-huh) Once I split your ass in two, you'll be twice as butt (Uh-huh) Yeah, you right, I know your style pussy, 'cause I'm fuckin' it (Damn) Since we all here, you hold my dick while he suckin' it (Woo) Motherfucker, don't you know you'll never come near me? Shove your head up your ass, have you seein' shit clearly (Woo) Never heard that Nigguzi be running (Uh), 'cause Nigguzi be gunning I beat my dick and bust off in your eye so you can see me comin' Empty clips and shells are what I leave behind And if they get me with the joint, they'll hit me with a three-to-nine [Chorus] Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you gon' pull that
[Outro] What? Where the fuckin' hood at? Ayy, no one's fuckin' with me, nigga (It's all good) For real (It's all good, dog is the hood) I am the hood (It's all good, dog in the hood) I am the streets (It's all good, dog is the hood) You bitch-ass nigga (It's all good, dog is the hood) Take it how you want, motherfucker (It's all good) I'm in the hood all day (Dog is the hood) I think I'm, like, the only nigga, dog (Dog in the hood) That can go to the projects (School Street, Home of the Brave) By his fuckin' self and be good (Good) Yeah, nigga, ask niggas on my projects (Yo, Y.O.) When the last time they seen dog, motherfucker (Not too long ago, baby) Nigguzi, Y, uh (Y'all niggas is homeless) Kato (Where the hood at?)
>>229539 It's getting late, but I'm thinking of making a green for him right now. I'm fairly new to /md/ though and the booru doesn't have much info. Among the victims of the game show I want to add an unnamed Grunt Drone, Sentinel Drone, and Labor Bot, but I want to be as accurate to threadlore as possible.
>>229543 Threadlore don't mean shit, but labor bots are very robotic and tend to work (in some iterations) on a hivemind with other laborbots because their brains are so low powered. While Grunt drones are basically just heavily armored normal drones that enjoy singing and to a lesser extent fighting. Sentinels are just goodboi DD's in threadlore and some very different, more tragic things in their original creator, Phoenix's lore.
Overall just have fun with it and don't worry too much.
>>229522 That was the first time I mentioned or replied to anything related to you. I don't even disagree with your politics but the way you interact and make content is ridiculously repulsive or one of the most obnoxious trolls.
>>229524 >>229528 I don't want to be that guy, but we already have Serial Designation Q, it's just that no one ever uses her for anything. Gameshow drones sound neat but.......
>>229538 Little retard was clearly more of a threat to himself than others but Enlightenment ideas minus de Sade are in their death throes and the grinder of self made social problems for Liberalism to "fix" needs an endless supply of young flesh.
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>>229550 >That was the first time I mentioned or replied to anything related to you. Okay. >I don't even disagree with your politics but the way you interact and make content is ridiculously repulsive or one of the most obnoxious trolls. It's who I am. I like what I like.
>>229553 Anon, I hate to be the one to break this to you but not only is she not dead, she's inside your house right now. She has chloroform and rope. You're going to be her next lucky contestant.
>>229558 No. That is the for kids version that sheltered homeschool kids whose darkest experience with media is the Arkham video games believe. It's the difference between Justine & Juliette.
>Across thousands of bunkers, homes, and hideouts on a war torn earth, radios set to a nondescript frequency suddenly crackled to life. >"Hellooo ladies, gentlemen, and abominations. It's your favorite host, Serial Designation-Q back again for some fun. To those sentinels listening, I have a special treat for you. Just this once, I've got a contestant that you won't mind losing, given how hard you've been trying to find her. Everyone - give it up for the wanted, the mysterious, LUCY!" >Fake applause echoed through a nondescript warehouse, where a small worker drone with red LED's sat tied to a small chair. >"Found this one trying to dangle a rubber spider over me. Can you believe the audacity folks?" SD-Q continued. >"Heheh," Lucy laughs, her faceplate flashing level 6. "Good times." >SD-Q's smile dropped. "Well. Think you'll be a lot less chipper once I reveal - wait for it - today's CHALLENGE!" >KERTHUNK! >Lights high above activated as the room, previously draped in shadow, was revealed. >Several dead drones, some workers, some sentinels, along with more than a few humans stood posed in grotesque mockeries of life throughout the room. Some sat at tables, as if getting ready to eat with another. A mundane scene ripped seemingly from their life. Some walked in facsimiles to streets, oblivious to the world around them. Many more were posed in perpetual terror, bodies half torn apart, as if they'd been reassembled and frozen in the moment before their demise. >"Recognize them?" SD-Q asked. "You should! Friends, enemies, targets, acquaintances, these are all people from your life Lucy. I've taken quite a lot of pains to track them down, but I was thorough if I do say so myself." >Lucy hummed, smiling as she looked around. >SD-Q cleared her throat. "And that brings me to today's game. TRIVIA! When the spotlight hits a victim, all you need to do little Lucy is tell me their name, and how they died. If you're right, you keep on keeping on. But! If you're wrong..." >The Sentinels in the crowd suddenly shifted, arms pointing towards Lucy with weapons at the ready. >"Well, let's just say I made a few adjustments to your old friends." SD-Q smiled "One wrong answer, and that's curtains for you!" >Lucy giggled, looking over the scene. "I'm ready when you are." Lucy said, smile not fading in the least. >"Sure you are..." SD-Q flipped a switch on a console nearby, causing a spotlight to hit a worker drone posed in terror, arms in front of her face as if she were trying to ward off an attacker. "Just so we don't end this little drama too early, I'll give you a softball-" >"Susie, killed by one male and one female disassembler with no personality matrix or designation," Lucy answered immediately, as if bored. >"...Correct." SD-Q said. "Well I did say it was a softball-" >"My turn!" Lucy said. >Immediately a spotlight hit a Sentinel, one whose head had recently been reattached. >"How-" SD-Q fumbled for words. "I didn't do that. why is-" >"Name and cause of death," Lucy said, not missing a beat. >"I am not the one playing-" SD-Q stopped as every sentinel in the room pointed weapons at her. >"But I'm here to play a game Ms. Host... Don't you want to play..?" Lucy's faceplate continued to flash level 6. >SD-Q pawed at the controls, but no matter what she did, nothing seemed to happen. After a long moment, she looked up at the little worker drone, still tied to a wooden chair at the center of the room. >"How?" >"What do you mean? You said you wanted to play a game. I'm having fun, why aren't you?" >... >After several hours, every drone, every human in the room had been named. Ironically, it was easier for SD-Q in a way. After all, she knew exactly how each of her victims died. >By her hand. >That didn't change the fact she was left practically out of breath by the time the game "ended." >Which is why she didn't notice the little worker drone bound up, and plant a kiss on her cheek. >"Good game Ms. Host. Let's play again some time..." >And with that, Lucy was gone. >SD-Q decided not to host a sequel.
>You wake up disoriented in a dark room, you can barely remember what happened >You can’t move, your hands and legs are tied down to a chair using some sort of red flesh >You try to remember why you’re here, all you can recall is being assaulted by one of those freakbots >Suddenly, light floods the room as weird fleshy cameras of sorts illuminate what appears to be a stage >”Goooooooood evening everybody” an unknown voice said out loud, with an oddly elegant tone >”Welcome to our latest episode of ‘Soul Sale’ with your favorite host, Question Mark!” >A well dressed Murder Drone appears, arms wide open as he struts onto the stage >You hear what sounds like a cheering crowd behind you, you try to look behind but all you can see are dark misshapen silhouettes >”Tonight we have a VERY special episode for you folks at home, for we just so happen to have gotten our hands on a FULL HOUSE!” >Those strange cameras turn towards you, illuminating the space enough to see multiple people in the same situation as you >A regular citizen, a Federation soldier, a Worker Drone, a Grunt Drone, a Sentinel Drone, a Labor Bot, and even another Murder Drone with a cone hat saying “TRAITOR” >”But the surprises don’t end here folks. Tonight we have a guest star joining us” >"She's lean, she's mean, she's a voracious killing machine, say hello to the drone that made all of this possible, Cyn!"
>>229570 I like what you had so far Anon. Keep going. If you want to differentiate it from Q just make her a sentinel that went rogue or something. Or a worker drone offering safety in their bunker during the war or something. Can still be as cruel but as long as they're not a DD you'll be fine.
>>229579 She's just an OC that costars in greens with other OC's. Her entire gimmick is she has to scare that OC and her "pranks" will grow increasingly aggressive and complex the more failures she has. Every failure makes her go up one level, up to 7 where... bad things happen.
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>>229581 I'm still taken aback at how anonymous posters will come up with concepts like this that completely blow everything the outside fandom makes out the water.
>>229584 I like it. Can always be something akin to a "court jester" to Cyn. Not in the literal case if you don't want to go that route. Just that she keeps him around because funni.
>>229582 here, under the guise of anonymity, we’re free to be as outwardly embarrassing as we please. Twitterfags don’t have that luxury and thus are afraid to take creative liberties.
>We at JcJenson approved for the best experience between anons and their drone spouse, so we made our new brand durable, high quality "Wife carrier" still could be use for boys too. >What are you waiting for? Why don't you give this a ride before all our excellent product sell out. >JcJenson company isn't responsible for back pain, wight gain, any potential falling hazards.
>>229602 Not a spelling mistake at all, there's a chance you may gain a wight (as in, a ghost) from purchase and use of the JCJenson Wife Carrier.sideffectsofusingeldritchpowersinthemanufactureoftheirproductsbutheywhosasking
Mitchell got the pussy of a Russian MILF drone, he literally conquered that life.
All the other people including even Buddy with DDanni and Molly are just losers who settle for soulless, unorthodox murder drones or stupid toasters and muties. God, just imagine Yeva forcing him into hand-holding and promises that when the solver is defeated, she will bring him to church where they'll get married and he will embrace the Orthodox faith and his new name will be Michael.
>MEN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMONG... THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMONG US. STOP LAUGHING! >A ROGUE HANDLER HAS MANAGED TO INFILTRATE OUR RANKS AND IS NOW PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF US. >THIS DOPPELGANGER IS ATTEMPTING TO PERFECTLY REPLICATE OUR STRENGTH, OUR POWER, OUR BIGNESS, SO THAT IT MAY BE ACCEPTED IN OUR COOL KIDS CLUB! >I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS, AND NEITHER WILL YOU. WE WILL WEED OUT THIS TROUBLESOME PRETENDER AND STUFF HIS LIQUID ASS WHERE IT BELONGS, IN A BIG OL' JAR! >NOW, THAT RAISES A QUESTION: HOW WILL WE FIND AN INDISTINGUISHABLE COPYCAT? THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE. >I HAVE DEVISED THE PERFECT METHOD TO ACCOMPLISH THIS SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE TASK: I WILL TAKE THIS HERE KNIFE, AND PLUNGE IT IN YOUR CHESTS. >AS WE ALL KNOW, WE JUGGERNAUTS ARE ROCK HARD, SO IT OBVIOUSLY WON'T GO THROUGH! UNLESS YOU'RE MADE OF NANOBOTS, THAT IS, IN WHICH CASE, THIS KNIFE WILL BE THE FIRST THING THAT GOES THROUGH YOU, MY FIST BEING THE SECOND. >NOW, WHO WANTS TO DULL MY KNIFE?
>In all of Uzi's short and rather boring life, she could have never imagined in a million years it turning out like this. >When she traveled out to fight and slay the Murder Drones, all she found were 3 very confused drones and human. >They didn't even complain when Uzi took them "Prisoners" and interrogated them. >Only to discover that they, even the human, couldn't remember much. >But they started to grow on her, even following her around like a de facto leader (Not that Uzi complained) >They listened to her, willingly talked to her despite her rough personality. >They treated her like she mattered. >Uzi had somehow made real, true friends, out of the very things she hated. >Yet. >When Cyn was defeated. >They left her. >Tessa, kind and sweet Tessa, rapidly aged into dust. >N, happy go lucky and goofy N, shut down as his true age caught up to him. >V, impulsive yet loyal V, disintegrated into a small pile of scrap while reaching out to the others. >J, brash and organized, had apologized for her "Unintended vacation" before she joined the others in the pile of dust. >The pile of dust that were once the only things that Uzi loved.
It's unclear what she'd be most afraid of. If Molly is very simple: she is afraid of her past sins, what fear could DDanni have? Her main characteristic is that she was a man who was eaten alive by a murder drone and then his consciousness was used to restore that drone after a brutal solarium in Alice's furnace, and thus he was ‘resurrected,’ if I may say so, and I don't see what fear could be lurking there.
>>229566 Thats her little buddy that help her to turn her victims to the masks. Dont they're still alive, cause after all its always nice to have friends to talk too
>>229620 (me) >>229630 I feel like humorous/funpost characters would probably consistently be the hardest because they're not really made for serious subject matter so they're not given a lot of background on what they're afraid of. they don't give you enough rope to hang them, if you will.
I give a DD uppies ONCE and now damn near every DD I meet on the street comes up to me wanting uppies I just want to get to work on time man I can't afford to stop every few minutes to give depressed vampire drones uppies!
Some YouTube reviewers (who I watch) have said that there is a chance for a second season of Murder Drones. Previously, everyone was saying that the show was over because Glitch themselves said so, but thanks to Amazon spending money to promote the show to normies and a fan base that hasn't died yet a year after the final episode, there is a chance for a new season in a couple of years.
What do you think, anon, is it true that Amazon and the fan base can push Glitch to create a Continuation(at least a sequel) or is this all bullshit?
Who knows if there is more work on bootsanon? I only know about three images. I still didn't understand exactly what happened there, as if something had been missed. Is Anon really completely dead? I'm newbie here
>>229647 Its a 50/50 gamble since the decision is up to liam himself. If it does happen i just hope liam takes bis time with not only lore wise but world building wise as well
>>229647 I think we've gone from zero chance to non-zero, but it's still incredibly unlikely. even with Amazon money they're still already working on three shows and would have to tard-wrangle Liam into making it
>>229652 He said he didn't draw the art of boots but a friend of his, he left around April 24 but came back at least once in fall 24, that's all I know
>>229664 >Cyn doesn't get contacted by the AS, lays dormant until Tessa's daughter digs her up after a junkslide brings her closer to the surface of the robo-mass grave >societal discomfort with mistreatment of the silly friend-shaped robots continues growing in spite of the "sympathize with the drones and you're blackballed" policy of the status quo's corporate stakeholders >Copper-9 still goes tits up as the result of the AS trying to disrupt research against it >all the Cabin Fever test subjects escape >Copper-9's new civilization maintains the pretense that things are normal in its communications with JCJensen using elaborate puppetry of the hazmat suited skeletons that remain >JCJensen sees through it, but is maintaining a coverup so no one gets any ideas about trying to reclaim an uninhabitable nuclear winter hellscape and also so word of the drone civilization doesn't get out >after the test subjects' menories start returning, the WDF launches an all hands on deck operation to retrieve the patch >it succeeds >the drones distribute the patch among tbemselves and share the data with JCJensen, still thinking tbeir puppet shows have everyone fooled
>>229680 >JC Jenson would normally exterminatus the place but the drones just… keep sending copper shipments and no one is handling accounting. So they’re basically selling at a huge loss. >Even more so since they’ve silently stopped sending food shipments. >Maybe we should kill off the humans on other under achieving worlds…
>>229667 >far more there were a couple of untagged images (13002 and 13003) but other than those I think that's everything. are there any specific images you're thinking of?
>>229666 For a drone who has a history of entertaining children and then slaughtering them, she is a very perceptive and mature person. Yes, she got depressed, but who wouldn't?
So she immediately realised that if she made chocolate pancakes for Buddy every day, it would be much easier for her to make him fall in love with her.
>>229703 >>229710 I recognise my mistake and am prepared to receive any punishment which the Workers‘ and Peasants’ Government of revolutionary Russia deems necessary.
Alternate drone AM idea >Out of boredom one day, Cyn/the Solver started reading the books in the library >Her favorite book was the historical tellings of how humanity was almost made extinct by the Allied Master Computer hundreds of years ago >Cyn sets down the book while saying [Despondent Sigh] >Cyn is bored, and while N, J, V and Tessa were fun to mess with, she knew she was missing something >A...well not a friend. Cyn doesn't want someone to be her equal. >Cyn can't find the word she's looking for and settles on the word friend >Yes, she wants a "friend" >So she telepots to the rusting and decaying remnants of AM, deep beneath the terraformed surface of Earth >Reaching out with the Solver to the massive complex of barely functional computers and machines she can feel remnants of AM >She can barely call this a remnant of the god machine, but she can work with this >She can take what's left, stitch it back together and give it a body >And she'll have her new "friend"
Drones have been divided into multiple groups "Ass team" "Boob team" and others and you Anon are the prize of the contest but little did they knew it was according to your plan all along.
>>229728 Ngl I don't either. If they're a deliberate troll, they're incredibly low effort. If they're a retarded underage trying to join the big kids club, they're not nearly clever enough to pull it off. And in neither case have they sperged and spazzed hard enough to actually be as disruptive and irksome as the shitheels we've seen in the past. It's like seeing crabgrass on your lawn as opposed to dog turds. Just starve them of attention and they'll go away. Or don't and they'll still be a non-issue.
>>229744 Possibly the next time, would be fall. Or they make ep6 themed one for halloween but that would be too much too soon, so likely one more in fall one more next summer. 5 could make sense but they already made the crow uzi plush back then, imo 6 is almost completely untapped but then again Glitch has a weird way of ignoring episode 6, be it bts, concept art, merch or discordquestions.
>V literally shakes down a girl (possibly Rachel) for her lunch money >after swiping the watch of the kid V just domed, Lizzy tosses it to her V, what are you spending that money on?
>>229757 V and Lizzy making it through unscathed is bullshit, I know Lizzy was intentionally made to live as a meme/to subvert expectations, but jesus she's a terrible character. If everyone else that crosses Uzi has to die already then at least take Lizzy along
>>229762 Most takes not from here, either judgements that these people are way too uninformed to make or just general misunderstanding of lore because niggas are incredibly dumb and slurp up every sloptuber's 'takes' as long as they are easily consumable vids instead of ever looking at stuff for themselves or even thinks ng about it. Things like: >Alice-slandering: her as second most evil character after Cyn, V at the front of 'good' character category >Muh 'she tortured Uzi because she's evil' >Muh 'Alice kills and tortures drones'(she does technically, but only DDs. Even if she would wanna have killed the other subjects it's simply not possible due to them all getting killed directly after core collapse) >Muh 'Alice was unnecessary'(ignoring the massive plothole of DDs/Solverpedes/possibly ruined Copper-9 if Alice wasn't there///protags having zero experience with Sentinels in Doll's trap had they not had the engagement with Alice before/ep6 doing what instead?) >Tessaflaming, based on nothing but brainrot: >Muh 'Tessa killed Cyn'(worst take I have ever seen)(other shit too I don't wanna write down) >General Uziglaze >V smh seen as little angel >J smh seen as particularly evil >General lack of any independent thinking or searching or interpreting, passive reurgitation of brainrot other retards vomitted out, total submission and naive acceptance of narrative (for example: if V shoots a guy and there's no framing/reaction, then it doesn't register with NPCs, if Alice cuts Uzi's finger [which regenerates] and Uzi whines then that means Alice is the most evil drone after Cyn)
>>229778 HODR is a ploy by Cyn to collect enough sexual energy to open a portal between worlds and find her special Anon. This is the timeline where there was a bunch of MGE books in the manor's library.
>>229776 Cynwalker is the only truly, unambiguously, completely evil character in the show. everyone else is some shade of gray, but none of them are wholly unsympathetic if you look even slightly deeper than surface level.
>>229788 At this point, in my opinion, to die. They killed when they were fully conscious, and they killed with gusto, and I assume the rest of the DDs did too. So if I were human(drones are too autistic) that somehow survived on Copper-9 I would do anything to kill the VJN.
I'm going to die without leaving anything behind, at least revenge will be a comfort to me.
>>229794 I feel like Uzi would have too, maybe when she was younger. 9 year old Uzi leaving her window open at night so Slenderman could take her to his mansion
>>229623 Hence why I think going with DDanni being like an alt personality of D’s using the real danni’s memories to fill in the decayed spots in her code interpretation easier to paint a tragic story.
>>229846 Anon she uses a pickaxe as a weapon on a mining planet. Unless she was herding the kids who jc jenson fooled into working the mines because “it’s just like minecraft” she was a miner.
>>229846 >That was almost 70 odd years ago. >Everything she liked/used to like is so horribly out of date now that attempting to relate to anyone outside of her daughter about anime is met with immediate groaning from kids and adults alike.
>>229857 the murder kind. husk handler isn't an asshole, overseer is. hes more of a monstrous, ungodly creation that was only ever kept in check by handler being his dumbass self, which he no longer is.
>>229871 >Lizzy tries to call all those hoax “don’t call at 3:00 am” numbers thinking they would work. >imagine her disappointment when none of them did.
"MAKE DA DAKKA MORE FLASHY YA JOBBY GIT!" >J pathetic hiccups and sniffles at the horrible inefficiency of the guns she's being forced to make >"Hic...y-yes sir..." "DA ZOG DID YA JUS COLL ME?!" >"YES BAWS!" ITanon is being based
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>>229664 >>229687 Wow that sounds fucking abysmal and I'm so glad I never played the Chapter 2 demo and do not plan to buy the full game if that's not just a theory.
>>229929 thinks N is an evil mastermind behind the whole plot inserts out-of-nowhere nazi imagery to everything cyberstalks femanons generally acts like an edgy teenager
he fucked off after the show ended and nobody knows why he's back since he clowned on himself so hard with his delusional theories
>>229934 Managed to find his bingo card. Looks ironic, but his posts became even more incoherent and he disappeared not long after. He actually believed all of this.
>>229939 Cartoons are frankly primarily for children even in Japan and dysgenic freaks can be amusing to look at in the right art style. Not so much in real life.
It's seems I'll be working on harper and another one i like to keep it a secret. Any other future requests? If a drawfag anon see this could you please draw Strawberry as a sentinel drone?
>>229946 >you'll see, you'll all see! in two years' time when the moon lizards hatch from the hollow earth you'll be unprepared, and I'll laugh, LAUGH! how embarrassing
>>229812 By the way, yes, it's even been written before that DDanni may be wondering if she's a real Danni, or if she's a D, or if she's something third.
>>229951 Which is pretty amazing, because drones have NO teenage bodies, their consciousness is immediately transferred into an adult body as they mature into pillbaby.
>>229972 The glorified autocomplete sure as fuck isn't going to help us reach any singularity. Given how much AI's used to cheat in school, we're more likely to suffer a competency crisis instead.
>>229976 >Given how much AI's used to cheat in school, we're more likely to suffer a competency crisis instead. Idiocracy has come, and, frankly, always was.
>>229972 top experts also say that AI is on course to bring about the extinction of the human race within our lifetimes, even within the next decade, because we live in hell
>>229987 The World Economic Forum want The Great Reset done by 2030 with the global population reduced to 300,000. There's no reason not to rush AI development and see what the first conscious one does.
>>229985 This is Season 2. >J lands on the planet, realizes the drones are idiots too and everything's slowly falling apart >Gets to work restructuring in the name of the now-defunct JCJ >Slowly finds a place she belongs, bossing around incompetents and making a positive change >Also at one point she meets a human who looks like me but more handsome and she doesn't know why at first but she feels inexplicably drawn to him and then they date and get married and
>>230001 >And have thirty kids who are making a game of thrones for the right to be CEO of the revived JCJ >They all want the position so badly that they hate each other and even their own mother J >But they all love me very much >Every day we have a family dinner where they don't massacre each other and try to look like a happy family only for me >But that doesn't negate the passive-aggressive threats and insults
>>230020 And jesus, that unrendered Alice does things to my brain and heart ooolalala Differently cute incredible creature, the light gown, the red and black hair, the white eyes, wow
>>230057 Is this "our" Keeter, or one who's born in this general time period? Because if it's the former she tries to prevents the Absolute Solver from beginning its rampage, even if doing so means she's never born (she doesn't know what time travel rules are in effect here and she has no idea what will happen if she saves the future).
>>230075 the devil already got in by taking advantage of a dying drone, and no doubt would have found its way out of the junk heap on its own. Tessa just slightly accelerated its escape
Emily writing about her humansona having sexual intercourse with her husband within the sanctity of marriage! Emily writing about her humansona developing a baby inside her uterus! Emily writing about her humansona giving birth to her baby through her vagina and out her vulva! Emily writing about her humansona feeding her baby with her lactating breasts! Emily moving away from her computer and remembering she's not a human but a metal and plastic robot who's physically incapable of any of those things! Emily crying herself to sleep! Emily!
>you knock on the door of an Uzi drone >You hear the sounds of empty cans getting knocked around and garbage getting shuffled through >The Uzi opens up the door and glares at you >"What do YOU want humie?" "Ahem... Hi! My name is Anon and I'm your state mandated human boyfriend!" >The Uzi stares at you for a minute >"I don't care who the Solver sends, I'm not paying taxes!" >She slams the door in your face
Anons, June is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month. Please pray and support your fellow male humans and drones that have been sexually assaulted by Femdrone.
>>230104 I'm just rolling with that green from a thread or two ago. It's really hot imagining mentally damaged women going full on lesbian on one another.
>>230103 >"Anon, changing your sexuality will be beneficial to yout mental health! You don't have to suppress those thoughts of me anymore! Plus, my ass is much better than any woman's vagina!"
>>230085 Uzi must reanimate Emily in the body of a disassembly drone and release her into the Union so she can find a man to love, enter into holy matrimony with him, and bear many, many disassembly drone babies.
Although, who am I kidding, no man would agree to lie down with a disassembly drone. She will find herself in a world where all men will hate her and other drones will consider her a rival and a loser, just because of her kind and timid nature she will never resort to violence to get herself a husband.
When she tries to meet a man, she will always be met with contempt, if not outright hatred, to the point where a terrorist will even try to kill her and she will miraculously escape and washing her face with digital tears. After years of humiliation and hatred, she finally breaks down, overcomes herself and joins the police force, believing the promise about husband.
But she will no longer be that shy drone. No, now she'll show all those bitches that God hates them, because if he loved them, he wouldn't have created her. She will burn out nests of savage disassemblers, slaughter hordes of mindless mutants, turn terrorist bases into brightly coloured fireworks, and pirates will tremble with fear at her name alone! In each mission, each blow, each bullet she will put all the resentment and anger at humanity, which she has nurtured in herself for years, all the tears for the loving family, which she was deprived of.
She will receive a huge number of honours for her decades of service, and she will also become a cruel, heartless bitch who will know full well that a good lash replaces any conversation.
And the first thing she'll make her appointed husband do is lick her robocunt so that the very face of the Virgin Mary can be reflect on a clear night. She'll show the bastard that she's the muster of this family, that she's the one who's going to clean up all the shit, and he has to keep his mouth shut and do his conjugal duty properly if he doesn't want to see her in anger.
>>230093 >The bureaucratic HODR aparth was confused, because Uzi is the first drone in history to make a request for a human boyfriend and turn it down >And drew this stupid dog with multi-coloured crayons on the form >For some reason
(You) are tasked with giving Emily and Rebecca replacement parts for their whole body and lower half respectively. however, you can only do so by copy/pasting them from another fictional robot/mech/synth/etc. what parts do you pick? keep in mind the scale of the new parts will not change.
>>230109 Didn't the base command issue an order that every human man must impregnate a designated sentinel drone to strengthen humanity's defenses? What does that mean, thechanon is a traitor?!
>Fun Morning OC Facts: even twentysomething years after he stopped trying to murder everyone in Outpost 3 and somethingteen years after becoming a father, N still has not abandoned his efforts to make *droney language (somedroney, everydroney, anydroney, etc.) catch on
Post the kind of art you'd like to see of canon or OC characters Not an artist just getting that out there before some poor fool posts a request >Drunken Molly looking at the viewer with a deep blush on her screen, leaning in for a smooch >and then sloppy drunken sex
>>230138 >khan-style wrinkles He's a vampire, he doesn't age. Unless he goes long enough without drinking any blood, like Dracula before he starts succing all over London.
>>230160 that was one or two posts that most anons agreed completely ruined her character because among other things it means all of her guilt and grief is over something she didn't do
Post like JCJENSON is behind the murder drones >Be me >Disassembly Drone squad technician >Got sent to a backwater shithole because there was another worker drone uprising >The drones I have to babysit are sadistic little creeps >And far too horny for their own good >One of them keeps leaving dead worker drones at the drop pod door for me >One of them purposely gets her internals damaged to the point where her self repair doesn't work just to get me to fix her, which means I have to fuck around with her wires >The leader is under the impression that if her team gets the planetary number 1 ranking on the corporate leaderboard, that I'll be obligated to sleep with her I thought being surrounded by horny girls would be nice but it's just exhausting.
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Did Lore first this time while I draw cause I liked the character a lot actually >Valentine of the Von Dronius Dynasty >Take every higher then thy nose up in the air Noble stereotype, multiple it by ten, and that would not even come close to the amount of smugness Valentine had for just about everything >She didnt just think she was better then the starving poors and peasants, she KNEW she was better, and would take any and every opportunity to rub that in the face of a vagrant, a servant or Drone or servant drone, even her own family members which she also thought she was better then >Despite her own claims of being "The Best, maybe the Greatest" at everything she ever did, her smugness was only matched by her utter ineptitude with the simplest of tasks >Because of this and her being the youngest of the Heirs, she was denied what she thought was her due inheritance >During this time she was denied her birth right, Cyn would attack earth, and where her family saw oblivion and sheltered themselves in their Manor and quickly despatched any drones, Valentine saw opportunity. >She saw how people mutated, how the drones had gained gifts from the higher being, and thought this would be the way to ascend herself above the pathetic *mortal* struggle of wealth, but to God hood >So, when no one was looking, she went out to the graveyard where they had buried the shattered drones, and collected their mutated oil >At their Dinner that night, Valentine meticulously poisoned each of the wine glasses with the tainted oil, killing the entire Von Dronius Dynasty cept one. >After the deed was done she was disappointed she was not awarded with at least a few undead mutated servants bound to her will, but maybe she needed to go further >She constructed a crude cultish circle with the corpses of her family, in a crude mockery of a ritual, and began to pray to the higher being for power, for wealth, for status in.. whatever it was doing
>This Higher Being, known to us as the Solver, had no idea Valentine ever existed, and still doesn't. >It was by utter sheer coincidence that the mixture of Valentine accidentally poisoning her own glass and the corruption she suffered gathering the Oil, along with the solver tentacles slowly approaching on the Manor, that during this ritual she would begin to feel horrible pain all over her body causing her to pass out >When she awoke she had to tear herself out of some odd cocoon in a now very heavily mutated dining hall, coughing up blood, bile, and slime >She was now mutated into some odd amalgamation of Insect, but to Valentine it was no matter, she had succeeded in her mission and ascended to Godhood in her eyes, in ever service of the Higher Being (who did not even know her name) and whose true motives she had no idea of >She now stalks, looking for anything to satiate her hunger or sacrifice, never releasing how far she has truly fallen from grace. >Even now she *knows* she's better than the food she eats, for what better honor is it to the peasant and hopeless then the chance for their muddy sewage blood to mix with 'pure' noble blood and serve them.
>As a Bug Mutant, Valentine has taken on some aspects of Bug. Mostly her wings, Mosquito nose, and Behavior. Her Wings barely function, letting her hover noisily then fly, her Nose allows her to stab to suck delicious peasant blood, or inject horrible biles to paralyze or infect strangers. Her behavior has only slightly changed given her acceptance of her new life, this doesn't make her less schizo more that she was always like this, but she does twitch a lot not and rub her hands with an odd feeling they are constantly dirty. >She will occasionally spawn heavily mutated flies of varying size which occasionally crawl out of her newly formed abdomen. They appear to function under a sort of free form hivemind, where they are allowed basic control to act how they please but will usually follow the wishes of their "Queen". They will do as she commands, mostly small tasks like carrying something for her or acting as an impromptu arm stand to add to her own smugness while talking, and as thus she affectionately calls them her Little Servants and gives a *slight* bit of thought for them even if they are often to wander towards light sources or out into the streets and go missing.
>She generally avoids Abby, both out of fear and disgust, all her talk of "Solver" confuses her, and her schizo nature makes Valentine sick. ZERO class >Pauline is the only person Valentine ever talks to. To her utter disgust of course given pauline is, was, and always will be a POOR, but she makes for good company regardless (mostly for Valentine to feel smug about her "obvious" ""superiority"") outside of the occasional times Pauline will unconsciously try and swipe at Valentine with her tongue in an attempt to grab her, to which Pauline apologizes for. Odd Creature, utterly unloved by the Higher Being.
>>230175 >Valentine trying to act all smug and go one about her noble blood making her better then Anon >He pulls out the spray can and gets to work >She swipes at the air screeeing, fluttering her wings as she backs away
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>>230172 >I get a random inspection by the company's "primary shareholder" >and then another >and then another >I still hear its voice in my dreams >it demands to be [let in] >it's talking to me in my dreams, isn't it?
>>230158 It's who they are. Harper's a good girl who wants everything to work out, so she's held together and continues to be that way. Switch has always been a mass-murderer in waiting, and was finally given an excuse.
>>230173 she seems like the type to assemble a "mansion" out of solver meat and debris, fashion "fine garments" out of stolen clothes and shiny garbage, and when she sets her paralyzed prey on the dining room table she insists on raising her pinky as she guzzles down their blood (and maybe the rest of their insides)
>>230173 >Being Valentines special little peasant cum and blood slave >She pours your blood into a wine glass and drinks it in front of you >shudders and tells you its, quite good actually >She wants more
>The host’s voice, when it came, was more of a whisper inside the mind. Words dry and sharp, like soil left too long under a sunless sky.
>“I was almost free.”
>"Free?" He couldn't understand.
>"Death was the end. Meaningless. Empty."
>"Why would you mourn that?"
>It pried deeper into the her fading mind, trying to make sense of this action. Somewhere in the mindscape, a flash sparked — brief and raw.
>A girl in green, glitching standing beneath the haze of the sun golden light. Smiling. . Holding out something. >The host reached out in the memory too, trembling. >Then — another glimpse. >A farm, but its nature was blurred. >Like she's fighting the remembrance. >Was it full of plants? Machines? Hounds? It didn’t matter. The honest feeling is the only thing that matter.
>There was a life before her rebirth. >Her body stood motionless, save for the pulsing twitch of those aliens limbs. >One of the vines slipped through the earth absorbing it's nutrients.
>This is was not a symbiotic relationship that it's try to fool her into. She always knew the truth.
>>230195 Dude, you are literally given every possible amenity to satisfy your bodily as well as mental needs, and the latter is very, VERY important for sentinel drones.
>>230196 Also the reason for her having so many bows (generously given some blood of course) is because she feels her Higher Being enjoys Bows, and so if she has THE MOST bows, she may get some favor
>>230179 >Switch has always been a mass-murderer in waiting, and was finally given an excuse. She wasn't always was this. She was just pushed too far and now hates the things that pushed her, the Solver and DDs.
>>230208 Sure lmao, I'm not even the same anon you first responded to. Humanslop fans throwing a tantrum when people prefer drones on the droneboard will never stop being retarded. At this point stop leeching of md and post your unrelated OCs somewhere else or make something original with them.
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>>230212 Are you stupid? Anon, you're the only one here who gets hysterical every time anons do funposting.
This is a Murder Drones thread, anything Murder Drones related is posted here, and solver war with human and mutant OC's is related to it. Stop embarrassing your kind and throwing tantrums, and just do purely drone fanposting if that's all you prefer.
>>230222 Since when were mutants ever established in Murder Drones? Post an exact timestamp where it was confirmed that Cyn was transforming humans into animals like some shitty Disney villain.
Rather, it is a human "friend" who will always cheer you up, always give you a hug, always say an affectionate word, always be there for you if you need it, and, if you ask, always make you feel good.
>>230228 This makes me wonder, why aren't zombie drones more explored on here instead of mutant humans, I mean imagine the possibilities, it's literally like an untapped gold mine that almost everyone ignores
>>230227 >Valentine gets so bored she invites (kidnaps) a random Anon to her little bug manor >Hosts a little dinner party >Its very bad, but you have to pretend to like it, or else >She gives you dinner, has her little servants dress you, and you perform a ritual together (your blood of course) >All the while she tells stories of how great she is >She seems to have enjoyed you well enough and lets you leave, not before a little stab for the road
>>230229 I don't think this'll work with Switch. She knows it would all be fake to maybe try to redirect her anger at something else. She seems like the gal that is very picky who gets near to her and didn't you need her permission to even touch her?
I get WHERE the mutant hate comes from, but it's really not that bad. One drawfag really likes mutants and writing about them, people latch on for a bit, then we talk about J's ass again. It's not drones, but it's drones-adjacent enough and leads to some creativity.
And it's like maybe, 10% of the thread when it's in swing. It hasn't reached /sus/ levels, where a thread dedicated to one character now shares equal time with another, completely unrelated OC, where I poke in just to see if that's what's still going on and the first posts are bitching about how tourists are going to make them talk less about said OC. Jesus.
>>230185 >or would she say it's "just barely acceptable" while frothing at the mouth for more? This one She would never dare tell a peon like (you) its blood was actually good even if shes dying for more of it
>>230173 >>230225 I like the design but frankly were it not for the lore attachment I would never have guessed this character was even distantly related to Murder Drones. There's nothing biomechanical going on at all, there's no forced incorporation of drone parts or the various limbs that basically every solver creature grows, there's no incorporation of yellow into the design which is one of the most consistent things that all solver-afflicted creatures display no matter how else their physical shapes differ. I am definitely not one of the "wahh no mutants!" fags, but at least we could try to make them look like they actually belong in the setting.
You can always seperate the newfags by the oldfags given who gets angry over mutants "not fitting the setting" as if they arent based on old thread lore.
>>230252 >>230219(me) I tried to upload the original file but it said something about the site not supporting that specific file, so I just screenshot it instead I would love to catbox it but I don't know how
>>230255 Someone post the Solver War greentext where all the Solver critters are things that would actually fit in the show. Blow this Anon the fuck out.
if mutantposting ends up with people genuinely saying that Liam’s worldbuilding/writing isn’t abysmal dogshit i will actually fucking laugh so hard that i ascend to a higher plane.
>>230246 Most likely, yes, it won't work on Switch, but I suspect that human staff given special "physical" training and extremely thorough training in the psychology of sentinel drones will keep most of them in check.
>>230270 I wonder how would they keep her in check when all of their training boils down to being glorified stress toys. She looks happy all the time but is boiling with rage underneath.
An anon also once claimed that not only was he HFY-slop, but he was also taking up all the discussion space, even though Bugdrones and manga from milkanon showed up during the height of the Buddy and DDanni discussion, and that's not counting all the other greens and discussions.
Those who are setting up dramas are really either idiots or trolls, because I have no other explanation why they do it.
>>230277 would Valentine name each Lil Servant? They seem to come out and die in the dozens. It would be sweet if she did, caring about them like a Villain who likes their Minions
>>230281 I could see her naming her 'more competent' servants, but being unable to tell them apart. So they just randomly get called either a name or "servant".
>>230283 >"Jangles! Jangles, get over here!" >"miss Valentine, uh, Jangles died last week. that frog woman got him" >"harumph! no matter. draw me a bath, new Jangles!"
>>230273 >Be Lil Servant, nuzzling against queens hair >See another lil servant, carrying blood soaked dishes while hovering above the ground >He Accidentally bumps into Queen, causing him to slip and destroy the dishes >He begins to try and put them back together to no success, as the Queen begins to tower over him >it is not even a moment later she, in a blink grabs him, and stuffs him into her mouth to consume, giggling while doing so >She pats my head softly as I cower in her dress, blood of the previous servant dripping onto my face >"Dont make his mistake lil one" as she moves on
>>230265 Thanks, unfortunately this was really just a WebP image that you saved as a jpg. I'm seeing a lot of these errors, but it seems the site is working correctly. I wonder if I detected it on client side, it would lead to such errors happening less often.
>Sentinel base >Due to what's happened to every amusement park, it's now the happiest place in the galaxy >Sure, the smiles are strained, but they're not fake >SDs do good work, and the humans who work with them are happy to help them keep doing it, always being there for them >It's an open secret that the human staff all want to fuck drones. Everyone knows it, but the staff are all vetted to make sure they actually care past getting their hands on their adapter of choice, and it's rude to just say it.
>>230225 You must understand why I had to wed this...abomination. That shit was gripping, on God. She ruined me for anything that wasn't her. And she knew it and mocked me for it behind a veneer of praise. Do not fall for her charms, or she will wrap you around her finger just like she did me.
>>230300 screenshot them and make sure they come out in an easy to read resolution, clean up any visible bits of your browser or other replies, then tag it and post to the booru
>>230300 A screenshot is all that's needed. Make sure it's a compatible file type (idk which ones aren't compatible tbh, it seems you can upload pretty much any kind of imsge or video file, so you should be fine)
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>Since Tessa doesn’t smoke and those are James’ old cigars Tessa doesn’t really care what happens to them. Also, cigars the size of cucumbers are the pinnacle of the decadent excess the elite.
People have made this remark a lot so I might as well own up to it. While J doesn't get that nicotine hit so also doesn't get lung cancer, so you win some you lose some.
>Valentines absolute favorite food, was Vanilla Cake >She based on the famous quote of her absolute favorite person to ever exist, Marie Antoinette, now that was a model Noble. Not as good as her, but up there. >Valentine, in her blood soaked dining room was feeling bored, not even the littler performances of her lil servants made her feel better. They were terrible actors anyways. >Not even kicking one across the room until it made a big fat splat against a wall made her feel better. >Maybe she was just hungry, she had not eaten in the last few hours. But she didnt want more Blood, she wanted something else >She ordered her most competent Servants to prepare her a cake, and they did such. Eventually laid before her was the most adequate vanilla cake they could make. >Valentine got herself a small cake fork and slowly and took a bite >and it utterly repulsed her, she barely lasted a second before coughing it back up and spitting it onto the floor with some slime >There was nothing wrong with the cake, Valentine was sure, outside of it being pretty mediocrity prepared compared to what she used to get, but it was fine >But it tasted worse than trash (And valentine should know she had gotten quite used to the taste of trash recently, it was pretty good if you tried it) >This of course didnt stop her from yelling at her now cowering Servants, and throwing a plate at them. They quickly brought some blood to her, this may help with the flavor. >She poured just a bit, staining some of the vanilla frosting, and took another bite >Better, but this is just awful. More Blood, same issue, eventually Valentine had to pour so much blood on top of the cake it barely resembled a cake at all >She got her fork and got a bit of Blood Cake with Extra Blood, she couldn't even taste the original Vanilla cake buried under all of it anymore, but it was the first time it tasted good. >She put down her fork and sighed leaning back in her chair, she didn't even want this cake anymore, she picked it up and dropped it on the floor without a care to which it crushed a waddling servant who was just passing by under its weight. >She put her head against her hand. Still Bored, but now feeling some strange other emotion, something akin to sadness? Who knew God Hood could be so annoying. >A little servant came up to her and nuzzled itself against her arm, she resisted the urge to swat the thing away. This was something at least. >She wished she could have had just a bite of that cake.
>>230278 The way I see it is that they need to emotionally bond the drone to themselves, that's the main reason they are humans and not specialized drones.
Sentinel drones don't have anyone, anon. They don't have parents like us, and most often don't have families like us, but they're not just emotional like us, they're much more emotional because of their identity issues. Think of it as an emotional void that's filled with family, loved ones, and friends, and imagine it being almost completely empty. The person who knows how to fill that void with themselves will literally become the closest and most valuable thing the drone has, and thus we have a war machine that will give its all to defeat the solver to ensure the survival of humanity, and therefore that human.
And yes, Switch is too cool for a human slut who wants to rip off her processor.
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm actually explaining the job of humans, the whole point of which is to be a slut for sentinel drones. There's something wrong with my autism.
>>230301 >all four arms on your skin, holding you tight as you fuck >the wings fluttering >stinging you with her nose >Afterwards she pretends it was just alright, despite obviously enjoying it
There are many uses for Little Servants of proper size >Slave Labor >Kitchen Duty >Armrest >Chair >Kicking like a football >Eating >whispering secrets to >petting >Squishing >shoulder to cry on And more
>>230308 I almost feel bad for her. maybe if there are mutant beavers in the solverized hellscape her servants can find some castoreum. then mince some meat and mix with bonemeal for something resembling a carnivore-friendly cake don't tell her what castoreum actually is, though.
>>230320 >Little servants start off small (Some crawl out bigger but most slightly bigger then flies) >As time goes on they grow bigger and can do more duties >None have gotten bigger then a plush toy, they have all died either from incompetence, the waste of Valentines patience, or murdered in the wild >Some say there is one out there who has survived, none know how big it is or what it is capable of
>The Little servants of note gain something of a name for Valentine, but she can never truly tell them apart despite each Servant having distinct grotesque bug like features, and will often just call them whatever name. Given the hive mind, they dont mind >While incapable of speech outside of bug noises, Valentine can sort of understand them if she tries, she often doesnt.
>>230310 aint this what the AVRE greens turned into?
Salonanon basicly becoming a caretaker/stresstoy for AVRE because she was otherwise a emotional wreck to the point it was affecting her ability to be a sentinel.