/md/ - Murder Drones

>>229376
Asmongold

>>229376
Uzi Doorman

>>229376
Aspergerbath

>>229376
needsabath

Was the thread simulator ever finished

>>229381
No. I don't think it ever even began.

>>229381
It was a joke, a heart attack joke

>>229381
No. Please do not make it.

>>229381
No, the anon creating it died of Cholera

>>229376
Astrogoth

>>229376
Asolf hitlenath

>>229385
Nah he contracted Ligma from joe

>>229386
Eek

>>229386
milking J's painfully overfull udders after she insisted she didn't need your help for days

>>229389
Who the hell is Joe?

>>229363
> So, which of us gets the first half of the name and which gets the second half?
> ...

>>229386
7sin? also is this an old one?

>John is minding his own business as per usual at outpost 3
>"JOOOOOHNNYYYY!!!"
>John recogizes that voice
>A familiar pink haired clown drone crashes into him with a hug
>"Oh my gosh Johnny I almost didn't recognize you without your skibidoo costume on!"
"Hello Molly."
>John sighs in annoyance
>There goes his afternoon plans

>>229376
Afterbirth!

>>229376
Cutie.

>>229397
>John's hatred of himself when he wore the skibidi costume was so severe that it caused Molly's sensors to see him as already dead
>he was the only survivor from the studio after her transformation into a DD

>>229396
Ah

Post headcanon voices

AHHHHHHHHH

Using drones midsection as a stress ball.

>>229403
I would but I forgot what I out the first time round for them.

>>229405
[this is fun for them]

>>229407
Knife and fork. But he might just say screw it if he sees V ripping apart a worker like an animal.

>>229410
Nada.

>>229410
Cyn hands posted this.

>>229410
Vs would be a much better option tbh

>>229407
JACK HANMA VS STEAK - FULL FIGHT HD 4K HDR 60FPS
Very polite but eats a fuckton

>>229415
Dear god....

>>229414
N stuffing his face until he has a taut swollen belly...

>>229417
There's more

>>229393
Joe-ber

>>229410
Hoe does one even get in that discord? Is it oldfag exclusive? I know at least one anon here is in there

>>229421
I think that's the Glitch Inn discord Anon, it's probably public.

>>229419
No...

>>229422
Damn, should have checked if Liam ever was on there back when I had it. Always find something to look for just when I unsub from it, just to have months of nothing at all happening there

>>229416
All of J's yuppie cuntery giving way as she wolfs down human flesh like a wild animal... Me gusta...

>>229422
>Pubic

>>229425
>HEY PAUL

Anon should have clarified: Do you got any GOOD greentexts?

>>229432
What kind of flavor do you want Anon?

H? Do that funny dance I like

>>229430
Who

>>229441
H, confess your feelings to B.

>>229446
The one about a lonely and mentally broken J finding a human who got out of cryostasis and making herself believe he was Tessa, then feeding him Solver meat until he slowly became an abomination. Really captured the desperation I look for in J.

>>229430
Fuck you
> un-schizo's your drone

Fuck you!
>Turns your drone into a human mid coitus.

>>229451
Since I am not a coward and only imagine on-model drones, your curse has no power over me.

>>229446
There was one, only a single post iirc, of E's squad having a sudden existential crisis after they went down into CFL and realized: they don't work for a corporation, they don't have bosses who love drones waiting for them back home when they complete their mission, and their mission is likely uncompletable seeing as how everyone who tried before them is splattered all over the walls in a million pieces.

What is it with drones and uppies? All the DD's have wings. This isn't about being tall they can literally fly.

>>229454
Vore Satan could turn them into vampires, it could give them an insatiable thirst for blood, but it couldn't remove their desire to be held and comforted by their creator gods.

Would you live in >>229289 this kind of city if youu had the choice?

>>229456
Can I be in the small bubble of human-specialized environment that they have at the city zoo to let the citizen gawk at humans in their native environment like Tralfamadorians?

>>229456
>not including the posts about all the drones trying to get uppies out of (You)

>>229456
Depends, is my choice a post apocalyptic city with humans or drones? Or is this a choice between a comfortable modern peaceful real life city or a post apocalyptic drone filled slum?

>>229460
>comfortable
>peaceful
>real life city

>>229446
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That one about the drone in the frozen wastes trying to keep her human alive.

>>229453
Damnnn

>>229446
The one about a human who survived the core collapse using almost all of his life support's energy resuscitating Uzi at a scared, begging N's insistence he help her because he doesn't know how to, then walking away so these small, childlike robots-humanity's children-don't have to see him die.

>>229445
Bro what is Rheinhessen😭
Rhein is nowhere close to Hessen💀🥀

>>229461
Look I can outrun most muggers. I can't outrun a superhuman robot with wings and an appetite for human flesh. Or a mutant. I'd say our world is comfortable by MD standards.

>>229456
Nah, I'd rather live out in the boonies with my autistic Alice wife

>>229468
It's a wine region encompassing the area around the Rhein that used to be part of the Duchy of Hesse.

>>229469
>"Don't do that."
>"Don't give me hope."

>>229453
Sounds like a great concept tbh

>>229469
>Ah shit

>>229467
Jeez

>>229478
You will never be white 0ilrig.

Would you give uppies to vickers-chan?

>>229475
The premise of DD's having implanted false memories and the Solver actively enjoying tormenting people opens up a wide range of scenarios for OC's. It could theoretically make its servants believe anything, from the idea that they have a lover and a happy life waiting for them "back home" to that the whole thing they're involved in is a contest with some kind of fabulous prize at the end to the idea of them being in some kind of war with another nation, targeting the worker drones that fuel the enemy's war machine. Anything it decides is suitable for a given DD's personality. The end result is always the same question though: what does someone do when they discover both their history and their purpose in life is a complete fabrication, and what they've actually been doing is helping to speedrun the death of the universe?

>Nightly Disturbing and Likely Unwanted Non-canon Fun Facts: In DD culture, asking a female DD for a foot job or to peg you basically means the same thing!

>>229480
Kingdom Hearts - Opposite Armor

>>229472
Agreed

>>229480
>"When I fucking find the idiot on the repair team who did this I'm going to kick hi-"
>"No wait I'm going to punch his...."
>".....I'm going to hit him so hard that his doctor will be able to feel it"

>>229480
Jaewalker...
Is this new art?

>>229482
True, I feel Cyn got creative with each squad down to individual members personalities (if they had personalities)
>Anything it decides is suitable for a given DD's personality.
Exactly

>>229465
>>229475
I'm sensing a longer greentext about this from E anon in the future

>>229466
what?

>>229490
I still maintain that the Solver's policy for its vampire minions turning on it was telling them they and their squad are its favorites and only they didn't get mindwiped. Make them feel alone and hopeless.

>>229493
Babe? You need a pad?

>>229494
I like the idea of this for OC purposes but it makes no sense in universe. I mean, the planet's only so big and eventually one DD is going to run into another when they're taking out cities with millions.

>>229493
Hot?

>>229494
That’s freaky

>>229494
That would fit it perfectly tbh. It's already manipulative as all fucking get out and enjoys seeing people suffer. A DD squad going from blissfully ignorant and obedient to aware of its fuckery is like going from one flavor of torment and manipulation to another. Gets more mileage out of its victims.

>>229497
Given that it clearly goes through multiple backups of each drone it has assimilated as a DD it doesn't necessarily need to keep the same story for each successive iteration. It can easily tell one lie to its minions during a large operation and another the next time it cranks a fresh batch of clones out. One lie for when large groups of DD's are going to be interacting with each other, another for when it's got a smaller bunch of toys to focus more individual attention on.

>>229497
That's when the memory wipes come out.

>Nightly Probably-Not-Canon-But-Hey-Who-Cares Fun Facts - Early iterations of Drones were actually incredibly intelligent. However due to this they immediately short circuited on being presented with a logical paradox, such as "everything I say is a lie". Once news of this spread, killing many of JC Jenson's finest models, their intelligence was capped to avoid truly understanding or internalizing such statements.

>>229493
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

Which oc is the least developed but act like there's so much about them when there isn't?

>>229505
J being yelled blat by N is kinda hot

>>229510
t. Lizzy

>>229505
What did she say to set him off that literally trying to murder him or berating him for years didn't accomplish?

>>229512
She said that dogs are crappy pets.

>>229376
AZATHOTH! IÄ! IÄ!

>>229515
Dammit you made my third eye open again. It takes forever to get this to go away.

>>229514
Yes Oilrig, you're very cool, we know.

>>229519
I'm so sick of you

Been thinking of an idea of an OC. A drone who before the Solver War used to be a Game Show host. As a Disassembly Drone he's among the least effective drone, but Cyn holds him to high regards because of how brutally he kills or makes his victims kill each other and themselves through his twisted games.

>>229521
We don't need Drone Monokuma.

>>229522
We all know you pretend to be multiple people, 0ilrig, you’re not nearly as smooth as you think you are. You also sexually harass women on the internet!

>>229524
I haven't watched Danganronpa, but from what I see that's different. SD-? (yes that is his designation) would do things more like The Price Is Right, Family Feud, Deal or No Deal, and others.

>>229522
You remind me of a nigger.

>>229525
What if I'm pretending to be 0ilrig to further ruin their reputation? (:

>>229531
you're an Ooger your opinion doesn't matter

>>229532
you can't top self-made-zero-hits-bingo-card-fueled-by-denial

God I have a sudden craving for pork and I can't seem to place why...

>>229514
The sheer cruelty I've seen from that situation sickens me.

>>229528
I like it, are you planning on writing greens or doing art for him?

>>229536
I beg to differ, I've done it before (:

>>229534
V robots aren't allowed to have that much ass. Save some for the rest. Poor N is sitting directly on his spine.

>>229517
nakey cyn...

>>229539
It's getting late, but I'm thinking of making a green for him right now. I'm fairly new to /md/ though and the booru doesn't have much info. Among the victims of the game show I want to add an unnamed Grunt Drone, Sentinel Drone, and Labor Bot, but I want to be as accurate to threadlore as possible.

>>229541
Tessa wanted a big ass scaredy cat.

>>229535
Is that supposed to be Amy Lee

>>229543
Threadlore don't mean shit, but labor bots are very robotic and tend to work (in some iterations) on a hivemind with other laborbots because their brains are so low powered. While Grunt drones are basically just heavily armored normal drones that enjoy singing and to a lesser extent fighting. Sentinels are just goodboi DD's in threadlore and some very different, more tragic things in their original creator, Phoenix's lore.

Overall just have fun with it and don't worry too much.

>>229542
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see nakey Emily.

>>229532
As if reputation has any effect

>>229548
your pluschan karma will go down bro...

>>229522
That was the first time I mentioned or replied to anything related to you. I don't even disagree with your politics but the way you interact and make content is ridiculously repulsive or one of the most obnoxious trolls.

>>229551
SD Q is dead and plushified though.

>>229551
Well fuck, there goes that idea down the drain

>>229553
Anon, I hate to be the one to break this to you but not only is she not dead, she's inside your house right now. She has chloroform and rope. You're going to be her next lucky contestant.

>>229538
Everyone who went there to mock the situation will be forgotten faster than the jumper will be.

>>229558
I hope the jumper isn’t forgotten because it was, in all seriousness, extremely tragic.

>>229553
Nah

(security guard) Sophie’s favorite movie is Martyrs

>>229397
Kek.

>>229456
Of course.

Such vast hunting grounds.

>>229467
Holy damn, looks fucking cool.

Fuck, does she have a human face on her tail?

>>229483
>peg you
What is mean?

>>229567
Uzi does it to her boyfriend a lot.

>Across thousands of bunkers, homes, and hideouts on a war torn earth, radios set to a nondescript frequency suddenly crackled to life.
>"Hellooo ladies, gentlemen, and abominations. It's your favorite host, Serial Designation-Q back again for some fun. To those sentinels listening, I have a special treat for you. Just this once, I've got a contestant that you won't mind losing, given how hard you've been trying to find her. Everyone - give it up for the wanted, the mysterious, LUCY!"
>Fake applause echoed through a nondescript warehouse, where a small worker drone with red LED's sat tied to a small chair.
>"Found this one trying to dangle a rubber spider over me. Can you believe the audacity folks?" SD-Q continued.
>"Heheh," Lucy laughs, her faceplate flashing level 6. "Good times."
>SD-Q's smile dropped. "Well. Think you'll be a lot less chipper once I reveal - wait for it - today's CHALLENGE!"
>KERTHUNK!
>Lights high above activated as the room, previously draped in shadow, was revealed.
>Several dead drones, some workers, some sentinels, along with more than a few humans stood posed in grotesque mockeries of life throughout the room. Some sat at tables, as if getting ready to eat with another. A mundane scene ripped seemingly from their life. Some walked in facsimiles to streets, oblivious to the world around them. Many more were posed in perpetual terror, bodies half torn apart, as if they'd been reassembled and frozen in the moment before their demise.
>"Recognize them?" SD-Q asked. "You should! Friends, enemies, targets, acquaintances, these are all people from your life Lucy. I've taken quite a lot of pains to track them down, but I was thorough if I do say so myself."
>Lucy hummed, smiling as she looked around.
>SD-Q cleared her throat. "And that brings me to today's game. TRIVIA! When the spotlight hits a victim, all you need to do little Lucy is tell me their name, and how they died. If you're right, you keep on keeping on. But! If you're wrong..."
>The Sentinels in the crowd suddenly shifted, arms pointing towards Lucy with weapons at the ready.
>"Well, let's just say I made a few adjustments to your old friends." SD-Q smiled "One wrong answer, and that's curtains for you!"
>Lucy giggled, looking over the scene. "I'm ready when you are." Lucy said, smile not fading in the least.
>"Sure you are..." SD-Q flipped a switch on a console nearby, causing a spotlight to hit a worker drone posed in terror, arms in front of her face as if she were trying to ward off an attacker. "Just so we don't end this little drama too early, I'll give you a softball-"
>"Susie, killed by one male and one female disassembler with no personality matrix or designation," Lucy answered immediately, as if bored.
>"...Correct." SD-Q said. "Well I did say it was a softball-"
>"My turn!" Lucy said.
>Immediately a spotlight hit a Sentinel, one whose head had recently been reattached.
>"How-" SD-Q fumbled for words. "I didn't do that. why is-"
>"Name and cause of death," Lucy said, not missing a beat.
>"I am not the one playing-" SD-Q stopped as every sentinel in the room pointed weapons at her.
>"But I'm here to play a game Ms. Host... Don't you want to play..?" Lucy's faceplate continued to flash level 6.
>SD-Q pawed at the controls, but no matter what she did, nothing seemed to happen. After a long moment, she looked up at the little worker drone, still tied to a wooden chair at the center of the room.
>"How?"
>"What do you mean? You said you wanted to play a game. I'm having fun, why aren't you?"
>...
>After several hours, every drone, every human in the room had been named. Ironically, it was easier for SD-Q in a way. After all, she knew exactly how each of her victims died.
>By her hand.
>That didn't change the fact she was left practically out of breath by the time the game "ended."
>Which is why she didn't notice the little worker drone bound up, and plant a kiss on her cheek.
>"Good game Ms. Host. Let's play again some time..."
>And with that, Lucy was gone.
>SD-Q decided not to host a sequel.

>>229554
Might as well post what I wrote

>You wake up disoriented in a dark room, you can barely remember what happened
>You can’t move, your hands and legs are tied down to a chair using some sort of red flesh
>You try to remember why you’re here, all you can recall is being assaulted by one of those freakbots
>Suddenly, light floods the room as weird fleshy cameras of sorts illuminate what appears to be a stage
>”Goooooooood evening everybody” an unknown voice said out loud, with an oddly elegant tone
>”Welcome to our latest episode of ‘Soul Sale’ with your favorite host, Question Mark!”
>A well dressed Murder Drone appears, arms wide open as he struts onto the stage
>You hear what sounds like a cheering crowd behind you, you try to look behind but all you can see are dark misshapen silhouettes
>”Tonight we have a VERY special episode for you folks at home, for we just so happen to have gotten our hands on a FULL HOUSE!”
>Those strange cameras turn towards you, illuminating the space enough to see multiple people in the same situation as you
>A regular citizen, a Federation soldier, a Worker Drone, a Grunt Drone, a Sentinel Drone, a Labor Bot, and even another Murder Drone with a cone hat saying “TRAITOR”
>”But the surprises don’t end here folks. Tonight we have a guest star joining us”
>"She's lean, she's mean, she's a voracious killing machine, say hello to the drone that made all of this possible, Cyn!"

>>229552
>>229555
Post drones or fuck off.

>>229570
I like what you had so far Anon. Keep going. If you want to differentiate it from Q just make her a sentinel that went rogue or something. Or a worker drone offering safety in their bunker during the war or something. Can still be as cruel but as long as they're not a DD you'll be fine.

>>229527
I’m pretty sick of dicks actually, but I am seeking help.

>>229569
Good green.

Make a post about that thing in N’s chest.

>>229570
Yeah, second good green!

>>229572
Maybe a Solver Host that Cyn decided to keep around because she found him entertaining?

>>229569
I can't remember who Lucy is

>>229579
A drone that wants to scare anyone she finds

>>229579
She's just an OC that costars in greens with other OC's. Her entire gimmick is she has to scare that OC and her "pranks" will grow increasingly aggressive and complex the more failures she has. Every failure makes her go up one level, up to 7 where... bad things happen.

>>229578 (me)
Also if he'd just a worker drone I think I'll just rename him to Jules. And give him unnervingly perfect square teeth.

>>229584
I like it. Can always be something akin to a "court jester" to Cyn. Not in the literal case if you don't want to go that route. Just that she keeps him around because funni.

>>229584
Give him gums and he's actually horrifying.

>>229562
>>229563
You remind me of a poster from the TLH threads from /co/ called Kurt.

>>229589
Lizzy.

>>229569
Is it bad that i kinda want to see what happens if you manage to scare lucy?

>>229569
Lucy AND Q? Nice

I sang a Song from Murder Drones | "Bite Me" Vocal Session
>the working title AJ had for the project was RAWRXD
kek

How's the board been? I haven't been here for a few weeks.

>>229597
Most significant event was Black Hand finally getting the excuse needed to remove Scribbles from the picture.

>>229582
here, under the guise of anonymity, we’re free to be as outwardly embarrassing as we please.
Twitterfags don’t have that luxury and thus are afraid to take creative liberties.