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No.228405
Murder Drones (#229)Anonymous
Replies:>>228411>>228426>>228442>>229319
Image:174855307593.gif(115kB, 834x615)h dance 2.gif
You know the usual, Drones are perfect, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it, they are perfect to hug, kiss and be together. Show me what Drone is perfect for you.
The mighty Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The ultra-quick wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
An enlightening OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>227441
No.228408
Anonymous
Replies:>>228409>>228412
The Union labeled a lack of sexual and romantic attraction to drones a mental illness :(
No.228409
Anonymous
>>228408
Because it is.
No.228410
Anonymous
Image:174855334678.gif(7MB, 640x360)azer-azerbaran.gif
>>228404
AZERBARAAAAAAAAANNNNN
No.228411
Anonymous
>>228405
> Go sadboy go!
No.228412
Anonymous
>>228408
It's been introduced on one remote colony where over 90 per cent of the population are drones, but I'll bet they'll be reined in soon. I hope so.
No.228413
Anonymous
Replies:>>228415>>228421
I will save humanity, by impregnating every drone I find.
No.228414
Anonymous
Replies:>>228453
Video:174855352238.mp4(1.47MB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 634x476)Leaked BOXO Solver War Footage.mp4
No.228415
Anonymous
Replies:>>228416
>>228413
Anon, you know that the child will always be representative of the mother's species, right?
No.228416
Anonymous
>>228415
I'll impregnate the men too. Whatever it takes.
No.228417
Anonymous
Video:174855382497.mp4(3.40MB / 0:00:12 / avc1, 1500x744)deviljugger.mp4
No.228418
Anonymous
Replies:>>228424>>228427>>228430
>>228404
I imagine Askibidi's EEEEEEEEEEE moments to sound like Mini-Me but louder and scratchier
Mini Me - Eeeeee [scenes]youtube thumb
No.228419
Anonymous
Replies:>>228420
The AbsoluteSolver cannot be an Artificial Intelligence.
>AI, even when misaligned, is supposed to do tasks in the most efficient way possible.
>Genetic engineering and nanobot technology exists within the MD universe as seen with the immortal dogs and the DDs' tail nanites.
>The Solver could have easily killed everyone with genetically modified super viruses or nanites.
>It instead prioritizes the suffering of both its targets (humans and drones) and its own weapons (hosts and DDs).
No.228420
Anonymous
>>228419
Solver has fourth wall awareness and knows it must be entertaining to continue its existence.
No.228421
Anonymous
Replies:>>228435
>>228413
>Impregnate disassembly drones
>Produce mutant children
>Over time human-like mutants become the dominant group
>Humanity becomes viltrumites/kryptonians/saiyans
No.228422
Anonymous
Replies:>>228434>>228437
Image:174855527131.png(1.54MB, 1600x900)Spoiler image
No.228423
Anonymous
Replies:>>228429>>228437
Image:174855530420.png(1.38MB, 1600x900)CharaStudio-2025-05-29-16-50-09-Render.png
No.228424
Anonymous
>>228418
And higher
No.228425
Anonymous
Replies:>>228428
How is life for the average drone under the Solver Horde?
No.228426
Anonymous
Image:174855657885.jpg(355kB, 1334x627)1699725389939064.jpg
>>228405
This most endeering unit
No.228427
Anonymous
>>228418
Kek wtf
No.228428
Anonymous
>>228425
Food.
No.228429
Anonymous
Video:174855669289.mp4(1.29MB / 0:00:08 / avc1, 720x720)Alice ATE my heart!! 🧡🤩#murderdrones #murderdronesalice #alicemurderdrones.mp4
>>228423
Based
No.228430
Anonymous
Replies:>>228431
Image:174855693638.png(15kB, 284x305)babretta.png
>>228418
>Askibidi
No.228431
Anonymous
>>228430
Brrrrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes skibidi skibidi nieep nieep
No.228432
Anonymous
Image:174855746019.jpg(131kB, 941x800)Screenshot_20250529_232353_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.228433
Anonymous
Replies:>>228436>>228438
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>mini-Y advances towards you, a letter balanced on her hat
>you take the letter, mini-Y offering you her sword as an opener
>thanking the little drone, you slice open the envelope and take out the card inside
>"Would you be my valentine?"
>t. Macro-Y
>you raise a brow
>"Didn't they stop selling Valentines cards three months ago?"
>in a series of tiny squeaks and hand gestures, mini-Y explains to you that it took a while for the giant drone to work up the courage
>flipping the card over, you find that it was indeed a card from Valentines Day
>2024
>it took 15 months
>you glance outside at the mountain range that now didn't exist until the other month when Macro-Y tripped on her own legs and faceplanted, accidentally creating a new geographical feature
>she was rather charming, in a clumsy way
>and the way her fat drone ass jiggled after she fell...
>but just how were you to feed the massive drone on a dinner date?
Wat do?
No.228434
Anonymous
>>228422
Welp, now I can't say that someone doesn't know
No.228435
Anonymous
>>228421
>Humans become immortal telepathic gods
Nice
No.228436
Anonymous
Replies:>>228441
>>228433
Take her to an oil field in the middle east.
No.228437
Anonymous
>>228422
>>228423
Kek, good stuff.
No.228438
Anonymous
Replies:>>228439>>228440
>>228433
I'll think of something along the way, but the big question is, how is it even possible to go on a date with a MACRO drone? Like, I doubt there's a restaurant anywhere in the universe she could fit in.
No.228439
Anonymous
Replies:>>228443
>>228438
Just go to a macro planet.
No.228440
Anonymous
>>228438
>Drive in theaters: Exist
No.228441
Anonymous
Replies:>>228445
>>228436
>anon takes Macro-Y to a middle eastern oil buffet
>immediately, she starts being attacked by tanks and aircraft because her beautiful face, childbearing hips, and wide ass aren't not covered
>she is not having a good time, and looks like she's about to cry as she swats another squadron of aircraft from the air with her tail
Bad move.
No.228442
Anonymous
>>228405
The little guy!
No.228443
Anonymous
>>228439
A planet where more macro drones live? I need the coordinates.
No.228444
Anonymous
Replies:>>228446
Image:174856044850.jpg(581kB, 890x816)My Wonderland.jpg
Because this was at the bottom section. I'm going to repost it
No.228445
NTA
Replies:>>228452
>>228441
Then have her take me to her house.

She has a house for her size, right?
No.228446
Anonymous
Replies:>>228448
>>228444
Who what
No.228447
Anonymous
Replies:>>228449>>228450
Image:174856072801.png(1.27MB, 2000x3000)174853541711.png
>”She can fix me!”
or
>”I can make him worse!”
No.228448
Anonymous
Image:174856083613.jpg(1,024kB, 1079x986)Spoiler image
>>228446
No.228449
Anonymous
>>228447
Yes
No.228450
Anonymous
>>228447
yes
No.228451
Anonymous
Replies:>>228462
Video:174856126185.mp4(878kB / 0:00:12 / avc1, 1080x1080)Drone_Music_3.mp4
No.228452
Anonymous
Replies:>>228458
>>228445
She has a stadium that she can pull the roof over to sleep in, but it's not hers. More like she's impossible to evict. That's where she keeps all the military equipment she borrowed and paints it in her spare time. She gets a stipend from the government because she's a giant NEET.
No.228453
Anonymous
Replies:>>228454>>228455
>>228414
What kind of abomination could make a SEC marine fly like that???
No.228454
Anonymous
>>228453
Snabby turned around too fast, causing the tip of her mile-long tail to accelerate to very high speeds and accidentally hit that guy
No.228455
Anonymous
>>228453
It was a regular disassembly drone, those high continental level bastards
No.228456
Uzi is jewish.
Replies:>>228457>>228459>>228461>>228463
Uzi is jewish.
No.228457
Anonymous
>>228456
Its true... many are saying this...
No.228458
Anonymous
>>228452
Cool, we can paint military machines together instead of thinking about a failed first date.
No.228459
Anonymous
>>228456
she's coming for your foreskin, anon
RUN
No.228460
Anonymous
Draw Keeter saying yippee!
No.228461
Anonymous
>>228456
(((Bunker))) Drones
No.228462
Anonymous
>>228451
Ooger heil solver
All my oogers witches
No.228463
Anonymous
Replies:>>228464
Image:174856393625.jpg(296kB, 1019x1434)IMG_2976.jpeg
>>228456
No.228464
Anonymous
>>228463
Is that Loss on her visor?
No.228465
Anonymous
Hey guys this weird blue Oogi just said, in perfect English. "Now is the time you've all been waiting for." And now it's counting.
No.228466
Anonymous
Image:174856468204.jpg(42kB, 640x480)Spoiler image
>a timeline where abby was found before her mutations took full control of her
>thanks to dozens upon dozens of experimental and dangerous surgeries her mutations were removed from her and replaced with cybernetics
>she's more machine than human at this point
>it's been about twenty years after the solver war, and the galaxy has fallen into a cold war between the various factions in the galaxy
>tensions between the current federation and nanotrasen is reaching a breaking point
>abby has been called upon by the federation, to do one last service for the federation to prevent a war from breaking out
>one that she won't be able to return home from as a war hero.
No.228467
Anonymous
Replies:>>228468>>228469>>228470>>228471>>228475>>228478>>228480>>228488>>228490
Image:174856477965.png(28kB, 888x647)SONNYBOY.png
Fuck you. Mutates your John.
First in a possible series of making mutated versions of all the Human OCs (the ones i havent already mutated yet, at least), because I need an excuse to draw body horror slop.
No.228468
Anonymous
>>228467
In every universe, this is how John feels
No.228469
Anonymous
>>228467
Weirdly this John is happier than the other one.
No.228470
Anonymous
>>228467
Gross, take it back.
No.228471
Anonymous
Replies:>>228472>>228485
Image:174856568909.png(390kB, 1176x1053)174823484886.png
>>228467
>tfw you wake up after a terrible dream and find your human hasn't mutated into an abyssal horror
No.228472
Anonymous
Replies:>>228474
>>228471
God that dronahole is tiny.
No.228473
Anonymous
Replies:>>228476>>228479>>228482>>228490>>228493>>228501>>228541
Drones?
No.228474
Anonymous
>>228472
She needs to fit into the dishwasher for easier cleaning.
No.228475
Anonymous
>>228467
Not John!
I bet Henry is going to just straight up be a L4D tank
No.228476
Anonymous
Replies:>>228481>>228486
>>228473
why do you keep posting this?
No.228477
Anonymous
>Daily Drone fun facts: Drones did not always have emotions, during their development they were machines in every sense of the word. Without much in the way of social or emotional intelligence, given they were created for dangerous work on equally dangerous planets. It was only after the complaints of several managers that it "wasn't as satisfying if the drones did not suffer" that JC Jenson made the drones we all know and love today.
No.228478
Anonymous
Image:174856616999.jpg(500kB, 1010x680)IMG_2979.jpeg
>>228467
No.228479
Anonymous
>>228473
No
Only sloppa
No.228480
Anonymous
>>228467
Damnnn
No.228481
Anonymous
>>228476
>implying it's only one person
No.228482
Anonymous
Replies:>>228483>>228484
Image:174856650611.png(278kB, 1376x912)174819027760.png
>>228473
Hey goyim, let the children post slop in peace
No.228483
Anonymous
>>228482
>I'll give you something to suck.
>Unzips lollipop.
No.228484
Anonymous
>>228482
Can I hug her?
No.228485
Anonymous
>>228471
Just remember to keep all the windows covered, bunnydrone.
No.228486
Anonymous
Replies:>>228489>>228491>>228492
>>228476
Nigga where are we again?
No.228487
Anonymous
Replies:>>228504
Image:174856702589.jpg(30kB, 480x360)slaw guy.jpg
I WANT MY SLOP
No.228488
Anonymous
>>228467
Damn, looks cool. Awesome work, anon.
No.228489
Anonymous
>>228486
somewhere you don't call the shots, bitch
No.228490
Anonymous
>>228473
there are two depictions of a drone in this >>228467
you’re telling me you’re NOT reading the survival tips? your funeral.
No.228491
Anonymous
>>228486
Where you're not in charge, idiot.
No.228492
Anonymous
>>228486
are you saying there are not drones in this here drone thread?
are you saying youre blind?
are you stupid?
No.228493
Anonymous
Replies:>>228581
>>228473
Why do you keep bellowing about funposting?

Anon, I'm asking this in all seriousness, it's not funny when a grown man acts like a child and throws a tantrum over something as insignificant as a discussion he's bored with.
No.228494
Anonymous
Replies:>>228741
>in the solver war medics weren't killed by dromes or mutants
>not out of some sort of moral reason
>no they were raped, and their broken minds and bodies were sent back to human bases as a form of psychological warfare
No.228495
Anonymous
How bad would things be if you try to get Liam to not crack a joke for over a minute?
Would the results be even worse than what the Solver had done to earth?
No.228496
Anonymous
Replies:>>228503
Image:174856797855.jpg(2.10MB, 4320x3308)1748347208138463.jpg
> Drones?
> Anon watchu talking about? Artificial intelligence ain't ever gettin' that far, that's science fiction talk.
No.228497
Anonymous
Replies:>>228500
Image:174856805763.jpg(529kB, 1455x1516)Spoiler image
dron i es?
No.228498
Anonymous
Replies:>>228499>>228615>>228616
Image:174856810572.jpg(39kB, 1157x778)1727130430887368.jpg
No.228499
Anonymous
>>228498
BALD
No.228500
Anonymous
Replies:>>228502
>>228497
Where are the holes on this thing
No.228501
Anonymous
Replies:>>228742
>>228473
Working on a Buddy greentext right now just for you!
No.228502
Anonymous
>>228500
The mouth is right there Anon.
No.228503
Anonymous
Image:174856842710.jpg(196kB, 1080x806)IMG_9438.jpeg
>>228496
well I've got good news and I've got bad news
No.228504
Anonymous
>>228487
YOU HAVE YOUR SLOP, SIR
No.228505
Anonymous
Replies:>>228506>>228507>>228508>>228509>>228511>>228512>>228513>>228514>>228531
Image:174856867199.png(48kB, 541x287)174855268587.png
Forum Weapon: All You Ever Do Is Complainyoutube thumb
No.228506
Anonymous
Image:174856896876.png(25kB, 278x153)keeterpls.png
>>228505
No.228507
Anonymous
>>228505
Afterbirth!
No.228508
Anonymous
>>228505
Asiperbleth
No.228509
Anonymous
>>228505
Applebottom jeans. (Boots with the fur (fur)).
No.228510
Anonymous
Replies:>>228743
Is there a worker drone who picked up farming after their programing got conditioned from endless Sneed memes?
No.228511
Anonymous
>>228505
AngelIsland
No.228512
Anonymous
>>228505
Arcoflightning
No.228513
Anonymous
>>228505
Applebath
No.228514
Anonymous
Replies:>>228519
>>228505
Applejack...
No.228515
Anonymous
Replies:>>228516>>228517>>228523>>228584>>228619
Drones?
No.228516
Anonymous
Image:174856975863.jpg(58kB, 854x1024)1726393640862692m.jpg
>>228515
Drones
No.228517
Anonymous
>>228515
>t. assblasted humanslopper
No.228518
Anonymous
The Drones?posting will continue until morale improves
No.228519
Anonymous
>>228514
>orange color
>southern
my god…
first SD-R arity and now this…
the prophecy is coming true
No.228520
Anonymous
Replies:>>228527>>228530
Image:174856997514.png(7kB, 382x382)tlwq31.png
Everyone calm down and think about something positive. Like N. Hnn... yes. N! Oh yessss...
No.228521
Anonymous
Replies:>>228522>>228524
Κάπως ξέρω ότι αυτό είναι λάθος της μπριζόλας τσέπης
No.228522
Anonymous
>>228521
Pillarchan…
No.228523
Anonymous
Replies:>>228585
>>228515
No drones until you fuck your organicslop, anon.
No.228524
Anonymous
>>228521
It always is
We should GET him
No.228525
Anonymous
Replies:>>228528>>228554
Image:174857016072.png(3.45MB, 1501x1342)174812457811.png
Drones
No.228526
Anonymous
How long do you think Uzi's kids, when they were young, thought being full of eldritch meat was the norm?
No.228527
Anonymous
Replies:>>228542
Image:174857021538.jpg(241kB, 1700x1332)IMG_9439.jpeg
>>228520
think about N and his massive schlong and swollen overproductive balls that he is totally oblivious to
No.228528
Anonymous
>>228525
WD girl upskirts give me life.
No.228529
Anonymous
Replies:>>228532
Image:174857033713.png(439kB, 1250x1602)aspermballneth.png
literal insect needs to draw more APWorldhistory
No.228530
Anonymous
Replies:>>228533>>228540
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>>228520
>N and (you) standing in an elevator
>That's it. Nothing else happens for the rest of the episode
Walter Wanderley - Summer Samba (So Nice)youtube thumb
No.228531
Anonymous
>>228505
Astigmatism...
No.228532
Anonymous
>>228529
boobasermagenath
No.228533
Anonymous
Replies:>>228534>>228535>>228536>>228537
>>228530
I only want an N model if it can get pregnant
No.228534
Anonymous
Replies:>>228535>>228536
>>228533
granted, your N model's balls can get pregnant
No.228535
Anonymous
>>228533
>>228534
>It's actually just a death stranding incubator backpack that nanite nut and eggs get put into.
No.228536
Anonymous
>>228533
>>228534
Those fucking DDs are taking Pavos job right before his eyes
No.228537
Anonymous
Image:174857087331.png(535kB, 1367x1258)7d0a019fee3df131e777367d573238fe.png
>>228533
So true!
No.228538
Anonymous
I have eaten seven drones today, I'm doing my part.
No.228539
Anonymous
Replies:>>228555
>mistakes into miracles
No.228540
Anonymous
Replies:>>228544
>>228530
Femdwone
No.228541
Anonymous
>>228473
Extinct.
No.228542
Anonymous
Replies:>>228706>>228711>>228744
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>>228527
>an exhausted and sore uzi reluctantly has to stud N out to other drones just so she can get a break
>it's still not enough
>even after filling every womb in the bunker network and seeding every disassembly squad's wombs his dong still stands ready
>Uzi has to start letting drones out of her mind palace, refurbish them with new bodies, and immediately set them to work breeding with N
>she's considering setting her hatred of humans aside and putting earth back together just to buy herself some more time
No.228543
Anonymous
Replies:>>228545>>228549>>228559>>228576>>228587
Ooo?
No.228544
Anonymous
Replies:>>228547
>>228540
Has readied the N-ification ray.
No.228545
Anonymous
Replies:>>228549>>228559>>228576>>228587
>>228543
Sorry, it's eeeee now.
No.228546
Anonymous
Replies:>>228745
I have tricked several drones into believing that I see them as "people." Even my drone wife is unaware of my true intentions. In fact, I can't even remember my true intentions, that's how deep under cover I am. Anyway I have to go give my wife another child, long live human supremacy.
No.228547
Anonymous
Replies:>>228548
Image:174857111324.png(24kB, 675x438)you have to run.png
>>228544
BILLIONS OF N'S MUST EXIST
No.228548
Anonymous
>>228547
Sorry, I done broke it.
No.228549
Anonymous
>>228543
>>228545
>want ooo
>get eee
fuck my stupid oogcel life…
No.228550
Anonymous
Replies:>>228551>>228552>>228566
Image:174857130983.png(329kB, 1185x1716)smoly.png
mating press sex breeding impregnation sex
No.228551
Anonymous
>>228550
Anon that is a child, worse, it's a human.
No.228552
Anonymous
>>228550
Not a drone
No.228553
Anonymous
Replies:>>228556>>228577
>deluxe N running out of battery on the bus after a hard day of work being a model at the N dealership
>sitting on a seat, his legs spread, his huge dong hanging down by his ankle
>his display placed forcibly in sleep mode, all waking functions enabled, his eye bulbs dark on his head
>completely unaware of the gathering crowd of females, drone and human alike, pressing their sweaty bodies close to his own
>taking his massive appendage in their soft hands, running it between their palms
>autonomic processors in N still function, his member growing even larger as it stiffens and drips dollops of seed
>the growing crowd of horny femcels gooning while rubbing themselves against N
No.228554
Anonymous
Replies:>>228557
Video:174857142671.mp4(427kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 1280x720)Q6rlTgMS3JHU1BWC.mp4
>>228525
Yes
No.228555
Anonymous
Replies:>>228568>>228578
Image:174857145297.jpg(69kB, 391x528)Yujiro.jpg
>>228539
Oh, it's no mistake. When I cum in N's ass I know damn well he's gonna be the mother of my children.
No.228556
Anonymous
>>228553
N never wonders why the bus pays him to take it.
No.228557
Anonymous
Replies:>>228564
>>228554
No idea why the dynamic of incredibly aggressive but smoll meangirl versus bipolar unhinged murder machine desperately seeking validation works, but it does.
No.228558
Anonymous
Replies:>>228571
Image:174857167066.png(303kB, 1400x1120)miniwhy.png
ζευγάρωμα πρέσα σεξ αναπαραγωγή γονιμοποίηση σεξ
No.228559
Anonymous
Replies:>>228562
Image:174857171736.png(150kB, 554x668)IMG_9440.png
>>228543
>>228545
>looking for new thread
>ask the unnons if their thread is ooo or eeeee
>they don't understand
>pull out a detailed diagram explaining what is ooo and what is eeeee
>they laugh and say "it's a good thread, oog"
>lurk the thread
>it's eeeee
No.228560
Anonymous
Replies:>>228565
>inb4 anons start declaring threads ‘eeeee’ when somedroney posts something they don’t like
No.228561
Anonymous
Replies:>>228563>>228569>>228570
self actualized sentient oogis
No.228562
Anonymous
>>228559
kek
No.228563
Anonymous
>>228561
In the bugretta realm, such things are known to happen
No.228564
Anonymous
Replies:>>228573
>>228557
Who animated that?
No.228565
Anonymous
Replies:>>228567
>>228560
when people post things I don’t like I derail the thread
No.228566
Anonymous
>>228550
lolY...
No.228567
Anonymous
Image:174857210437.jpg(57kB, 1000x602)IMG_3003.jpeg
>>228565
No.228568
Anonymous
>>228555
Yujiro
No.228569
Anonymous
>>228561
tardbugs
No.228570
Anonymous
Replies:>>228572>>228574
Image:174857214786.jpg(37kB, 507x322)65fe768c06a736f7e8b166f152077a4f.jpg
>>228561
>"I don't want to be an ooger no more,"
>she goes back to school
>stops drinking fermented berri juice
>starts wearing a smart-looking suit
>reads instead of watching anime
>stops hanging out with bad influences
>graduates school
>on the day she's waddling back home from graduation she's gunned down by oogsters who think she's a rival because all oogis look the same
No.228571
Anonymous
>>228558
Mini-Y!
No.228572
Anonymous
>>228570
>they didn't even mistake her for another Oogi
>they mistook her for a Dul
No.228573
Anonymous
>>228564
I can't remember, I just got it off of twitter from the artist but didn't bother bookmarking it
No.228574
Anonymous
Replies:>>228575
Image:174857249666.jpg(8kB, 255x132)over fifty percent of murders.jpg
>>228570
they never actually do this by the way
No.228575
Anonymous
Replies:>>228580
>>228574
Sorry about your dry circumcised dick, Hans.
No.228576
Anonymous
>>228543
>>228545
This implies that Oogis and Asomethingnath are at odds.
Deepest lore.
No.228577
Anonymous
Image:174857275897.jpg(275kB, 841x548)DIO on the tram.jpg
>>228553
>me tearing through the stupid foids so I can get to N and impregnate his ass
No.228578
Anonymous
Image:174857314510.png(761kB, 2400x1080)shocked yujiro.png
>>228555
This you?
No.228579
Anonymous
Replies:>>228603>>228604
N is hiding in my closet gripping his own backside in fear of what he's reading.
No.228580
Anonymous
Replies:>>228583
Image:174857330385.jpg(74kB, 1004x542)serial designation e (original character) drawn by hatstoyou - 6a182caf2fda95334b76e0a597ae3c94.jpg
>>228575
I've literally had a married woman try to seduce me when no one else was around. There is a scientifically proven correlation between right wing political positions and physical fitness & powerful bone structures. It's self evident that leftwingers are a bunch of weak boned incels mobbing together like biting insects to steal from the powerful. Don't project on me you dysgenic freak.
No.228581
Anonymous
>>228493
>Spilling your Spaghetti over plain dronespost on the drones board specifically made to post drones
No.228582
Anonymous
Replies:>>228605
Oiljeet....
No.228583
Anonymous
>>228580
E!
No.228584
Anonymous
>>228515
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.228585
Anonymous
>>228523
Organicslop did come undone entirely by AS slopping up all flesh on Copper-9 and leaving nothing but frozen bones
No.228586
Anonymous
E voice
All Demon Accountant Scenes || Monkie Kidyoutube thumb
No.228587
Anonymous
Replies:>>228588
>>228543
>>228545
Ooooo eeee oooo ah ah
No.228588
Anonymous
Replies:>>228589
>>228587
> tongo tongo
> awuwongo
> tolin tolan
No.228589
Anonymous
>>228588
Tolin tolan?
Tralaleo tralala?
Tung tung tung tung tung sahur!
No.228590
Anonymous
Replies:>>228591
Shur up
No.228591
Anonymous
Replies:>>228592
>>228590
Spelling nistake lmao
No.228592
Anonymous
>>228591
> N is take
> Uzi is mad
> Baba is you
No.228593
Anonymous
Replies:>>228594>>228608
Image:174857403403.jpg(819kB, 2203x1115)IMG_3008.jpeg
No.228594
Anonymous
>>228593
kek
No.228595
Anonymous
Col
No.228596
Anonymous
lar
No.228597
Anonymous
Replies:>>228599
bone
No.228598
Anonymous
Image:174857442938.jpg(451kB, 1080x2029)171375655654.jpg
bons
No.228599
Anonymous
Image:174857445619.png(20kB, 220x199)1748327977006340.png
>>228597
s
No.228600
Anonymous
Do we know if WDs have Saliva too?
No.228601
Anonymous
Replies:>>228602>>228606
One day, at Glitch.
>"Hey boss, the drone designs were looking a little plain around the chest area so I made a collarbone for them."
>"Fucking sluts."
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Nothing, good work."
No.228602
Anonymous
Replies:>>228606
>>228601
And his name
Corey Delaminguez Beck Borealis
No.228603
Anonymous
>>228579
Don't lie. He'd love motherhood.
No.228604
Anonymous
>>228579
>backside
Bad news for him, that's not my target.
No.228605
Anonymous
Replies:>>228708
Image:174857494006.png(604kB, 1200x1171)Bleached.png
>>228582
I'm White, quit calling me a fucking Hindu....
No.228606
Anonymous
Image:174857494309.gif(964kB, 220x215)lick-licking.gif
>>228601
>>228602
Absolute chad that created greatness and fed the hamster
No.228607
Anonymous
Replies:>>228746
Image:174857504796.jpg(363kB, 881x1241)tumblr_0d5e519477473cbbef29f3bd22ed332a_ade1d41b_1280.jpg
>sleeping RIGHT next to your human husband after a raucous night of handholding and uppies and princess carrying and a marathon immoral makeout session (all within the confines of holy matrimony as Robo-God intended)
>feeling his hot breath go through the gaps in your neck socket
>feeling his warmth get inside your chest, on your endoskeleton
No.228608
Anonymous
>>228593
Spray that oogi with vinegar
No.228609
Anonymous
Replies:>>228612>>228613>>228614>>228622>>228624
Image:174857538664.png(400kB, 1280x960)1748557140142262[1].png
Anyone else feel bad about stepping on tiledrones?
No.228610
Anonymous
Replies:>>228611
Molly STINKS!
Like oil and depression!
No.228611
Anonymous
>>228610
you can still faintly smell strawberries under all that grief
No.228612
Anonymous
Image:174857595588.png(25kB, 686x611)sexy cube.png
>>228609
No.228613
Anonymous
>>228609
Re-enter the ancient ritual of planking.
plank plank plank plank plank plank.
No.228614
Anonymous
>>228609
I feel annoyed that all these labor bots keep swarming my house and staring up at me when I step into the kitchen to put on the coffee
No.228615
Anonymous
Replies:>>228617
>>228498
:D
No.228616
Anonymous
Replies:>>228618
Image:174857698767.png(129kB, 480x272)1701236330957.png
>>228498
Food.
No.228617
Anonymous
Image:174857700928.jpg(22kB, 521x741)Spoiler image
>>228615
No.228618
Anonymous
>>228616
:0 xD
No.228619
Anonymous
Image:174857708280.jpg(171kB, 2048x1462)4stupid0fox5.jpg
>>228515
what about 'em?
No.228620
Anonymous
Replies:>>228621>>228625
That J is a NEGA
No.228621
Anonymous
Image:174857812593.jpg(48kB, 583x578)Skinnie.jpg
>>228620
No?
No.228622
Anonymous
Replies:>>228623
>>228609
Are those the moving ones from Portal 2?
No.228623
Anonymous
>>228622
Yeah, they're part of JC Jenson's "modular house" that is basically two rooms which reconfigure themselves for "optimal usage of space."
No.228624
Anonymous
>>228609
I will fuck all of them.
No.228625
Anonymous
Replies:>>228627
Image:174857898695.jpg(83kB, 768x574)1715126523773093.jpg
>>228620
No, but racemixing ain't gonna stop me if she were.
As if, I'm as brown as they come, kek!
No.228626
Anonymous
Replies:>>228768
3 days until J's fat ass impacts the earth and destroys all life.
No.228627
Anonymous
>>228625
>Spoiler
IMPOSSABA
No.228628
Anonymous
Replies:>>228629
I like my cheese drippy bruh
No.228629
Anonymous
Replies:>>228631>>228633
>>228628
You named your drone Cheese?
No.228630
Anonymous
Replies:>>228638>>228747
Video:174858006555.mp4(15.40MB / 0:00:16 / avc1, 1280x720)OmniMan.mp4
>We should forgive the Disassembly Drones and force our citizens to marry them
The average DD during the Solver War:
No.228631
Anonymous
Replies:>>228633
>>228629
Yes first thing she said was she's cheesed to meat me
No.228632
Anonymous
Replies:>>228634>>228635
Image:174858018609.png(530kB, 1220x1703)173676050482.png
I love Y so much, man
No.228633
Anonymous
Replies:>>228636
Image:174858051950.png(5kB, 301x275)rate.png
>>228629
>>228631
Uh oh. Bad decision, Anon.
No.228634
Anonymous
Image:174858060252.png(1.83MB, 3261x2676)6f0ce0daefa1262603178df604219475.png
>>228632
sword fight!
No.228635
Anonymous
Replies:>>228639
>>228632
The presence of this Y is almost enough to motivate me to statt writing again.
Almost
No.228636
Anonymous
Image:174858096346.jpg(7kB, 225x225)174854432783.jpg
>>228633
Au nau
Anyway she shall be sufficient
No.228637
Anonymous
Replies:>>228671>>228810
Image:174858110708.png(977kB, 1337x1085)vjjay.png
Humans?
No.228638
Anonymous
Video:174858116242.mp4(7.19MB / 0:00:44 / avc1, 1250x720)173725550587.mp4
>>228630
More accurate
No.228639
Anonymous
Replies:>>228641
>>228635
What would you write about, anon?
No.228640
Anonymous
Image:174858119052.jpg(410kB, 1080x847)Screenshot_20250526_095836_Picsart.jpg
I don't have any drawing of this yet. I'm gonna leave here to ctrl+F and draw something about it later.
No.228641
Anonymous
Replies:>>228642
Image:174858164279.png(363kB, 598x804)1725863870459533.png
>>228639
I dunnoe. Things.
It's been 2 years near enough. Dozens of greentexts on the backlog.
No.228642
Anonymous
Replies:>>228643
>>228641
What have you written then?
No.228643
Anonymous
Image:174858186079.jpg(142kB, 1167x1477)173569419810.jpg
>>228642
Stuff here and there.
Not really important. Just want to do some more for fun.
No.228644
Anonymous
Replies:>>228646>>228748
>Molli getting shitfaced because with her body she can never have a normal relationship
No.228645
Anonymous
>Who the fuck replace my coffee with nanite acid?
>It's a genius idea.
No.228646
Anonymous
Replies:>>228647
Image:174858243559.png(2.53MB, 1536x2048)usexx.png
>>228644
she needs to hook with a vietnam veteran that exclusively dates asian girls a quarter of their age
coincidentally this is kind of what n is doing with uzi
No.228647
Anonymous
Replies:>>228651
>>228646
>hook with a vietnam veteran that exclusively dates asian girls a quarter of their age
that's exactly the kind of thing that she doesn't want
No.228648
Anonymous
Replies:>>228749
Harper gives a recount of probably the worst day of her life
>Every day she has to block out that memory. The memory of what happened to Hawk.
>See, Hawk was a brave soldier. Braver than most, in all fairness. His guts and determination knew no bounds
>If he were to die, she expected it to be a blaze of glory. But she was wrong. It was a slow, quiet death. His body taken control of by a parasite, forcing him to fight Harper to the death
>When she tore it off of him, he wasn’t long for this world. She tried to get him repaired, but it was fatal.
>His last act was to give Harper his hand. The shining light that could burn through the dark. He wanted her to have it, and so she did.
>And whenever she lights it up to pierce the evil, she remembers him
No.228649
Anonymous
Replies:>>228670>>228750>>229055
Image:174858373936.jpg(4.30MB, 2394x3277)IMG_20250530_073849.jpg
Amda's unicorn to receive soviet spacesignals or so
No.228650
Anonymous
Replies:>>228670>>229055
Image:174858382744.jpg(1.18MB, 2394x3277)IMG_20250530_074026-min.jpg
And an alt in her colours since I don't wanna colour tonight
No.228651
Anonymous
>>228647
>Lady you're literally a drone, you ALL are short as fuck. Maybe get over yourself and stop being ashamed of your own chassis.
>Oh and your stream is shit.
No.228652
Anonymous
Image:174858453516.png(2.11MB, 1600x2210)bitchepisode.png
beach episode
No.228653
Anonymous
Image:174858456556.png(2.64MB, 1365x2048)bepisode.png
beach episode
No.228654
Anonymous
Image:174858458033.png(1.05MB, 768x1024)bepisode2.png
beach episode
No.228655
Anonymous
Replies:>>228657
One time I saw V literally tear herself a new one when she forgot her hands were claws and went to scratch her ass. She made me swear not to tell anyone but this is an anonymous board so it doesn't matter.
No.228656
Anonymous
Image:174858471967.png(834kB, 900x900)fjjj.png
not quite a beach episode
No.228657
V
Replies:>>228669
Image:174858473248.jpg(39kB, 646x665)2c98069c374f3beba2e72567b1be23b3.jpg
>>228655
I know where your house lives punk
No.228658
Anonymous
I suppose there was that one time where J accidentally broke a company car because her aft plate was too big and heavy.
No.228659
V
Replies:>>228661>>228662
Image:174858484370.jpg(192kB, 750x1080)174811958084.jpg
Snuggly pickuppable cute Appalachidrone waist
No.228660
Anonymous
Image:174858488371.png(397kB, 784x383)174694175768.png
Look at that cute snoot
No.228661
Anonymous
Replies:>>228664
>>228659
Ahem...aliceanon.
You've still got the name on.
No.228662
Anonymous
Replies:>>228664
>>228659
aliceanon....
No.228663
Anonymous
Image:174858497191.jpg(359kB, 1080x2400)Screenshot_2025-05-27-08-29-31-286_com.android.chrome.jpg
And those pleasantly round yet utterly bloatless smooth warmshining cute cheeks with constant expressionmarks ti the mex and pretty brown hair besides, made for kissing and carressing
No.228664
Anonymous
Image:174858501486.gif(2.55MB, 498x319)1704144505026267.gif
>>228661
>>228662
Eep
No.228665
Anonymous
Replies:>>228667>>228689
How the hell did V/J take out Yeva so fast if the Uzi incident is when she and her husband died?
No.228666
Anonymous
Replies:>>228677>>228707
V likes Alice............
No.228667
Anonymous
Replies:>>228668>>228689>>229082
>>228665
I assume that V had every advantage (surprise, fear) she could possibly and have and didn't fool around.
There is a chance Yeva had knowledge of DD abilities (presumably CFL had info from other colonies, that's how I reckon Alice had any chance to figure out how to deal with them [take out cores etc]), but encountering a DD suddenly in the bunker, not to mention at home with her family was a surprise, after 20 years you let down your guard somewhat I assume. Add V's ferocity and aim for highest bodycount, together with Yeva likely panicking once AS had no effect on V, together with being in a cramped space, things look bad for Doll's family.
If there's any upside to it then that V's eagerness made her miss Doll who was in the same room. Don't ask me tho how Doll got from there together with all the other WDs again and even cheered what was likely no more than 5 minutes after seeing her parnets get killed
No.228668
Anonymous
Replies:>>228687>>228689>>229082
>>228667
>together with Yeva likely panicking once AS had no effect on V
I once saw a theory that Yeva was so traumatized by all the AS bullshit she'd gone through that she couldn't bring herself to use her eldritch 3D modeling tools even to defend herself.
No.228669
Anonymous
Replies:>>228672
>>228657
his house, sure. but what about him?
No.228670
Anonymous
Replies:>>228674
>>228649
>>228650
In my concept for a Panty & Stocking-esque swap AU about Lizzy and the disassembly drone SD-D, the Amda who's in Alice's role hangs all her doodads off her iconic unicorn horn the same way the regular universe's Alice does with her antlers.
No.228671
Anonymous
Replies:>>228673>>228675>>228676>>228693
Image:174858594194.jpg(300kB, 1580x1940)4stupid0fox5.jpg
>>228637
what about 'em?
No.228672
Anonymous
>>228669
He is inside the house, between the walls, on the floor, under the ceiling, exactly there, he is breathing this exact moment
No.228673
Anonymous
>>228671
Where
No.228674
Anonymous
Replies:>>228690
>>228670
Qh so that's where it's from, it fits Amda nicely
No.228675
Anonymous
Replies:>>228695
>>228671
Jesus h someome needs to put cyn back to the pet sematary she crawled out of
No.228676
Anonymous
Replies:>>228678>>228680
>>228671
There's a special kind of ugliness that just screams "Tumblr"
No.228677
Anonymous
Image:174858647046.gif(1.67MB, 498x357)1722549061384965.gif
>>228666
I like to believe that things between V and Alice could have gone by while avoiding mutual oilshed entirely.
Yes Alice was ready to decapitate V, that was no theatralics(tho Alice acted very theatralic until things went wrong, see her presentation, the hallway scene or GIFrel), but V didn't exactly beg or anything. Yet immediately after, when jumping over V, the one she was going to chop a moment ago, Alice didn't even step on her fingers, imo that had 0 narrative intent, but it still shows either Alice being generally unviscious if not provoked, or simple appreciation of valuable parts.
Idk I had more on this I once typed 40 minutes a post about exactly this I'll just link it tomorrow
No.228678
Anonymous
>>228676
Usually it's high effort yet simultaneously lacking any and all attempts to make it aesthetically appealing.
No.228679
Anonymous
Replies:>>228682>>228685
Image:174858665940.jpg(926kB, 2048x2048)4910007_6028_toyslasher_boozy-uzi-promo-2.2b55de1862d18699cafabab12650ee73.jpg
Ok but real question tho, what are your guys's opinion on Boozy Uzi?
No.228680
Anonymous
Replies:>>228684>>228693
Image:174858672785.jpg(56kB, 728x540)GiaWLaNW0AAedLh.jpg
>>228676
making Cyn ugly is the point here.
No.228681
Anonymous
Replies:>>228692
Heavy Dating 💕 TeamTok #Shortsyoutube thumb
>Pidge date
No.228682
Anonymous
Replies:>>228685
>>228679
I fapped to it
No.228683
Anonymous
Video:174858690831.mp4(853kB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 1280x720)dronelover_ - 1928187713477370070.mp4
No.228684
Anonymous
>>228680
God corpse cyn is creepy
No.228685
Anonymous
Replies:>>228694
>>228679
A little too offmodel but it does what it intends to well.
>>228682
Yup
No.228686
Anonymous
Replies:>>228688
Image:174858715321.jpg(324kB, 1777x2048)GdvrZ1FXwAA7OmR.jpg
No.228687
Anonymous
Replies:>>228689
>>228668
Likely true and seems in character, my only worry there being the oilmarks on Doll's skirt in the pilot, she must have hunted before and Yeva must have had hunger too.
It would be best had they not added the oilmarks there already they are more if an issue than addition in the version we have now, a relict from before cores, CFL or Yeva were a thing and now they badly harmonize with Yeva.
No.228688
Anonymous
>>228686
What does Cyn mean by “kill” in this sense and what does V think she means?
No.228689
Anonymous
Replies:>>228691
>>228665
>>228667
>>228668
>>228687
Yeva and her husband were killed outside, years ago, not in the bunker incident.
No.228690
Anonymous
>>228674
No, that's not where it's from. It's an adaptation of a joke about Pomni.
No.228691
Anonymous
Replies:>>228723
>>228689
>[citation needed]
No.228692
Anonymous
>>228681
true
No.228693
Anonymous
>>228671
>>228680
What if corpse Cyn, but she's like drone Cyn in that instead of going directly from regular living Cyn to Solver-possessed corpse after her death, she's initially still herself after she comes back as a walking corpse but she slowly loses herself to the vore demon that reanimated her.
And yes, her loved ones all know she's a zombie but they still love her while she remains herself. N in particular likes giving her warm hugs.
No.228694
Anonymous
>>228685
I agree with you, it's a little off the typical drone model, but the porn is pretty good, the story got weird and too complex though
No.228695
Anonymous
Replies:>>228696
>>228675
She didn't crawl out of the Pet Sematary, she crawled out of the Micmac burial ground out beyond the deadfall behind the Pet Sematary. The one the Micmac stopped using after a wendigo took a metaphysical shit on it.
No.228696
Anonymous
Replies:>>228698
>>228695
Why didn't that asswipe Roland drop by to kill the Wendigo?
No.228697
Anonymous
Replies:>>228713>>228751
>Techanon mutated during the war
>Turned into a tumorous leaning thing that drags across the floor on the bent remains of what used to be his legs
>He has so many arms, each fused with a tool, several featuring tools never seen before
>His head merged with an intercom, giving him a toothy voicebox for a mouth that outputs nothing but garbled machine language, except for half-human sobbing when he cries
>Lucid, aware of his condition, still capable of carrying out his job and does so better than before
>Thankfully he doesn't need to eat meat, but also can't eat anything, somehow instead metabolizing drone oil, which tastes no better to him when poured into the intake on the side of his head
>Imagine tar being poured into your ear, but you can taste it as it flows, and that's what "meals" are for him
>The smile Pavo wears around him isn't forced, but it is pained
>His technician's still beloved, mutations and all
>Many of the base see him as the abomination he's become and treat him either with disgust or pity, while Pavo at least makes him feel a bit human
>It helps that he can somehow understand the garbage noise Anon spews when trying to speak
No.228698
Anonymous
>>228696
Even if the wendigo hadn't already fucked the place up, ka is ka.
No.228699
Anonymous
Replies:>>228700>>228701>>228703>>228704>>228705>>228718>>228752
Image:174858945994.png(130kB, 890x1035)pimj.png
she's listening to garbage human bands
No.228700
Anonymous
Replies:>>228702>>228718>>228753
Image:174858950150.png(124kB, 890x1035)pinj.png
>>228699
also i wanted to see her with pink hair
No.228701
Anonymous
>>228699
must've found uzi's ipod
No.228702
Anonymous
>>228700
punkdge
No.228703
Anonymous
>>228699
She's listening to Bite Me for the first time
No.228704
Anonymous
>>228699
Pidge pelvis...
No.228705
Anonymous
>>228699
Armageddonyoutube thumb
No.228706
Anonymous
Replies:>>228711
>>228542
>Studding N out
I mean, he is a dog after all
No.228707
Anonymous
Replies:>>228710
Image:174859021665.jpg(373kB, 1978x1080)174837521809.jpg
>>228666
I figure it would be hard not to after getting a face full of her underside
And we can see Alice's bare underside here...uff
No.228708
Anonymous
>>228605
Hindu
No.228709
Anonymous
Replies:>>228716>>228804
J is a fucking black!!!
No.228710
Anonymous
Replies:>>228712
>>228707
She was also clearly flattered when she called V more valuable than Uzi.
No.228711
Anonymous
>>228706
>>228542
Asking for trouble, this is how we get a generation of highly dangerous but easily manipulated idiots who like doing anything.
No.228712
Anonymous
Image:174859152905.png(1.55MB, 1538x1806)40fcfe89-4bd3-475e-86df-a9ae437f2b19.png
>>228710
Mhm
There could have been a good dynamic if Alice were around for longer ir V hadn't been as silent. At least in conceptual history V and Alice are closely related.
And both are the most openly sadistic ones, (AS too OP doesn't count) different flavours (V very unhinged/intense/serial killer, Alice is exgier if it makes sense) but still similiar.
No.228713
Anonymous
Replies:>>228725>>228755>>228766
Image:174859163304.gif(502kB, 220x300)gomysnabby.gif
>>228697
Pretty close to what I have in mind when it comes to the idea of mutie techanon, should I draw him.
Though my vision is probably a lot more structured, so to speak. Less "towering tumor of tools," more "gaping dragon with assembly line arms in his ribcage."
No.228714
Anonymous
Replies:>>228715
>Mount and Blade: Murder Drones
>(You) Play as a corporate worker drone and amass an army of varying drone types and humans in a galactic scale map
>Factions include: JCJenson
>Nanotrasen
>BOXO
>The Union
>The Federation
>The Free Worker Drone Alliance
>The Emancipated Disassembly Drone Armada
>The Absolute Solver
>Please note that joining the Absolute Solver Faction will convert your character into a Disassembly Drone, will set you at war with ALL factions and Solver armies are not friendly towards you and may attack you
>In exchange for being a slave to the Solver you gain increased stats and exp gain
No.228715
Anonymous
Replies:>>228717
>>228714
Joining Solver should give you the ability to play nightcore for your army.
No.228716
Anonymous
>>228709
Yes, she indeed, and Uzi is jewish.
No.228717
Anonymous
>>228715
That's the default battle music
No.228718
Anonymous
Replies:>>228720>>228721>>228736>>228738>>228739>>228760>>228978
Image:174859230173.png(198kB, 921x899)pidgecest.png
>>228699
>>228700
i also think they should kiss
No.228719
Anonymous
Replies:>>228756>>228761
Image:174859231522.png(1,019kB, 1082x977)gronic.png
No.228720
Anonymous
>>228718
there r two fag drones inside of me, both r making out
No.228721
Anonymous
>>228718
Holy shit
Selfcest
No.228722
Anonymous
Image:174859302358.jpg(112kB, 392x893)Screenshot_20250530_091630_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Depression.
No.228723
Anonymous
>>228691
You can see that it’s outside in the background.
No.228724
Anonymous
Replies:>>228726>>228727>>228754>>228809>>228834
Image:174859368898.jpg(168kB, 1080x1574)xkz0oy.jpg
What do you think about drone's thigh?
No.228725
Anonymous
Replies:>>228728>>228729>>228823
Image:174859386308.jpg(532kB, 1500x1500)171959258534.jpg
>>228713
>When you get too fucked up during a sortie and they have to bring you to Techanon's Mystery Hole
No.228726
Anonymous
>>228724
sex
No.228727
Anonymous
>>228724
Purpose-built to be licked.
No.228728
Anonymous
Replies:>>228729>>228735>>228757>>228822
Image:174859617590.jpg(84kB, 288x288)1543201497043.jpg
>>228725
>have extreme damage to your ass-plate.
>the newly mutated techanon has to get real up in there.
>you squirm and try VERY hard not to scream (and fail) as he grabs you with two mechanical arms around your midsection and solders your inside-wires back together with a third.
>The Sound of dial-up Internetyoutube thumb (translation: "Oh, shut up, this isn't a high moment for me either.")
>meanwhile, Pavo is staring at you two from across the room.
>with a visible curious look on his face.
>he stares at you.
>then down at himself.
>then at a power drill on the workbench next to him.
>then at himself again.
>then back at you, with a subtle squint in his eyes.
>he does a small nod towards you.
>...you nod back.
>The next day, you overhear some water cooler talk.
>Apparently, Pavo's out of commission for today, having had an "unfortunate accident" in the mechanic supply closet.
>You know that wasn't an accident, NOR was it unfortunate for him.
>But, you don't speak up about it.
>Directive 1 of the Bro Code is that you mustn't defile the sanctity of the Bro Code.
No.228729
Anonymous
>>228725
>>228728
fucked up but also kek
No.228730
Anonymous
Replies:>>228731>>228732
Image:174859862983.jpg(108kB, 1175x945)GrGVujuW0AEj2dF.jpg
What if?
No.228731
Anonymous
Replies:>>228733
>>228730
Wait, who is in place of who?
No.228732
Anonymous
>>228730
Tessuzi kinda hot
No.228733
Anonymous
>>228731
Uzi --> Tessa
N --> J
No.228734
Anonymous
Image:174859972970.jpg(317kB, 981x875)Let me in.jpg
No cyn I'm not going to invite an eldrich vampire.
No.228735
Anonymous
Replies:>>228737>>228740>>228830
>>228728
>"C'mon, Anon, this seriously hurts."
>[$$^@2^.]
>"Self-repair's gonna take a while. Do you want me to suffer that long?"
>[$&^329...#%@$?--^&#@?]
>"What do you mean why? Maybe it really was an acci-"
>[^#%$@--U&$$#--@@((#.]
>"Oh... no, don't start, Anon..."
>[&$%#$(@(--%**@%@--%**^(($--MOC*#*@.]
>"You're still you, Anon. In any form."
>[$%@#(@%...]
>"I only pretend to be shallow. You've always been more than a pretty face."
>[#($(^$#(...!($*##$]
>"Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to-"
>[@$(#*%*PAVO$#@@]
>"No, it is my fault. I started this to... try and cheer you up, really."
>[$^@$((@...%$**#...God, I'm#%#*#!!$#!@!abomi-]
>"Hey, hey, it's okay, Anon."
>[%*@&!(...#$@*(@*(#]
>"I know. It won't be easy. But mutations or not, you're still the best guy on this base, and I'm happy to know you."
>[...^##$@#.]
No.228736
Anonymous
Replies:>>228738
>>228718
KISS NOW
No.228737
Anonymous
Replies:>>228740>>228758>>228830
>>228735
>The guy in charge of updating Pavo's psych profile didn't enjoy his job.
>Transcribing the Psycho's latest torment into text form for the records was never fun.
>Then... that technician suffered that accident, and he knew his job would only get worse.
>It didn't- and yet it did, in other ways.
>Pavo no longer took his sweet time savoring a DD's mindless suffering- he took them out with a hunter's precision, with none of that flamboyant grace he displayed earlier.
>Instead, he started impaling the DDs that didn't show signs of entering material collection mode on the highest things he could reach.
>He'd gone from a peacock to a shrike. Not exactly an improvement, but it made the robopsychologist's job better when he just had to jot down "target was impaled after kill".
>There was a new problem, though.
>Pavo had begun requesting more and more information on the Solver itself, starting with a deeper dive into the basics, then looking up its patterns, known sightings, finding out everything he could.
>He wasn't the first to take direct offense to the Solver's existence, nor to start seeking out a direct confrontation- nearly every Sentinel Drone had humored the idea, at one point or another.
>But the evaluator felt a chill run down his spine as he lined up the evidence.
>If Pavo met the Solver, he'd be torn apart and reduced to literal nothing- or worse, hijacked. He was good at his job, but Nine had faced the Solver down and died for it, and Nine was the best.
>But what if? What if, somehow, an angsty, brooding machine was enough to kill a god?
>Best not to risk an invaluable asset on an incredibly dumb 'maybe'. Pavo would be deployed as far away from known Solver manifestations as possible.
>Not hard, given the size of the galaxy. Never the twain shall meet.
No.228738
Anonymous
Image:174860126677.jpg(98kB, 640x916)bw7cxkr614761.jpg
>>228718
>>228736
This is how they will kiss.
No.228739
Anonymous
>>228718
>"now neither of us will be virgins"
No.228740
Anonymous
>>228735
>>228737
damn. gruesome and tragic but believable for Pavo
No.228741
Anonymous
>>228494
In fact, I can well imagine that DD could do such a thing as part of psychological warfare, and it might be the least horrible thing they've done.
No.228742
Anonymous
>>228501
Based.
No.228743
Anonymous
>>228510
Kek.
No.228744
Anonymous
>>228542
Kekl.
No.228745
Anonymous
>>228546
You're just increasing the drone population you idiot, you should be fucking human women.
No.228746
Anonymous
>>228607
Drone slut.
No.228747
Anonymous
>>228630
That's why we need to force our citizens to marry them.

We make an army of genocidal machines that are loyal to us.
No.228748
Anonymous
>>228644
She can ask to make herself a sentinel drone, I bet there will be no shortage of suitors after that.
No.228749
Anonymous
>>228648
Just another line in another report to high command, nothing more.

Good green, anon.
No.228750
Anonymous
>>228649
Kek.
No.228751
Anonymous
>>228697
Damn. If Pavo was reasonable before, he's clearly going to stop pretending to be normal after this.

Awesome green.
No.228752
Anonymous
>>228699
Cute.
No.228753
Anonymous
>>228700
Pink cute.
No.228754
Anonymous
Image:174860573346.jpg(140kB, 1280x1280)Gr8cGniWgAAs1sW.jpg
>>228724
If they're not J's, I don't care
No.228755
Anonymous
>>228713
I want to see it.
No.228756
Anonymous
>>228719
FAGGOT!

Nice art, anon.
No.228757
Anonymous
>>228728
Holy fucking kek.
No.228758
Anonymous
Replies:>>228833
>>228737
This guy knows how to do his job, and does it well.

Pavo wouldn't have survived meeting Solver, no one would have survived.
No.228759
Anonymous
Replies:>>228762>>228771
Image:174860765098.jpg(230kB, 945x1001)Screenshot_20250530_131907_ibisPaint X.jpg
What are you watching?
>Clickbait addition.
No.228760
Anonymous
>>228718
wowie, clean up in aisle- my drawls
No.228761
Anonymous
>>228719
way past cool
PIZZA TOWER Taunt Sound Effectyoutube thumb
No.228762
Anonymous
>>228759
Kek.
No.228763
Anonymous
Replies:>>228764>>228765
Anon, stop drinking, your drone wives are really worried about it.
No.228764
Anonymous
Image:174861371761.jpg(78kB, 814x667)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 38f3bb946c17200d2501a69120839e48.jpg
>>228763
But anon,
She's not real
No.228765
Anonymous
Replies:>>228767
Image:174861384303.png(48kB, 448x448)1725645546498376.png
>>228763
I don't drink though.
No.228766
Anonymous
>>228713
ngl I like the feel of a complete Anonination more than Gaping Anon
No.228767
Anonymous
Replies:>>228769
>>228765
And they are VERY worried about it.
No.228768
Anonymous
>>228626
Song of Double Time - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Maskyoutube thumb
No.228769
Anonymous
Image:174861423895.png(100kB, 764x488)172930952204.png
>>228767
Why would they be worried about that?
No.228770
Anonymous
Replies:>>228779>>228814
We will soon have 500 accounts on Booru.

I'll ask again: WHO are all these people?!
No.228771
Anonymous
Replies:>>228772
>>228759
so shes sexually attracted to strawberries. i dont think this character can get any more strawberry themed
No.228772
Anonymous
Replies:>>228788
Image:174861640669.jpg(153kB, 860x1050)Screenshot_20250530_154328_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>228771
This parasite wearing corpse like to suck any fruit except apples. Strawberries are just her favorite.
Her attraction to them are like flies attraction to garbage.
No.228773
Anonymous
Replies:>>228775
Image:174861673523.png(672kB, 1129x635)Well, V's Dead.png
No.228774
Anonymous
Replies:>>228776
Image:174861693462.jpg(427kB, 723x1080)544004d8617576b1aacf75866497c695.jpg
Need
More
Bonnie
No.228775
Anonymous
>>228773
Meh, she'll get better soon
No.228776
Anonymous
Replies:>>228783
>>228774
Cutie
No.228777
Anonymous
Masqy cuddles
No.228778
Anonymous
Replies:>>228781>>228784>>228786
Image:174861769730.png(525kB, 2000x2000)1710996937972254.png
Taking my chubby drone out for walkies.
No.228779
Anonymous
Replies:>>228780
>>228770
Every time an anon stops posting their soul goes into the booru forever, a fitting fate for those who would abandon us
No.228780
Anonymous
>>228779
Bu
No.228781
Anonymous
>>228778
Fatty
No.228782
Anonymous
Replies:>>228794>>228802
Image:174862251813.jpg(370kB, 1280x1280)tumblr_6df483c16f1538456e5aff3499a2c4ed_a8007e2b_1280.jpg
Lads, if you were one of the small friend-shaped robots whose elders were having you all to go to a school like human kids so you'd all grow up to be less autistic than them, would you have been up for a however long her relationships last with the school kiss slut?
No.228783
Anonymous
Image:174862272588.png(186kB, 1326x817)174183698040.png
>>228776
Cute. Sexy. Lovely. I fucking need, man
No.228784
Anonymous
Replies:>>228786>>228796
>>228778
God we need more chubby Y
No.228785
Anonymous
Replies:>>228787>>228789
>Bonnie accidentally killed her anon bf by breaking his neck when she sat on his face
No.228786
Anonymous
Replies:>>228791
Image:174862335038.jpg(20kB, 400x300)tumblr_inline_nrrr5jvsyx1tvwaxl_540.jpg
>>228778
>>228784
I don't want pictures of chubby drones, I want pictures of PREGANT drones
No.228787
Anonymous
>>228785
Glorious death.
No.228788
Anonymous
>>228772
MUTIES...
No.228789
Anonymous
>>228785
How big was it?
No.228790
Anonymous
Replies:>>228792>>228795>>228811
Image:174862364898.jpg(214kB, 1079x638)Uzi rizz.jpg
No.228791
Anonymous
Replies:>>228793
>>228786
but which drones?
No.228792
Anonymous
>>228790
Oooo
No.228793
Anonymous
>>228791
Worker, Disassembly, Sentinel, Grunt, Female, Male, any
No.228794
Anonymous
>>228782
Probably
No.228795
Anonymous
>>228790
corny ahh sybau
No.228796
Anonymous
Replies:>>228799>>228800>>228805
Image:174862444881.png(667kB, 1500x1340)31d231dd323ff35dbf57eef14260cafe.png
>>228784
No.228797
Anonymous
>Your V wife finishes draining the oil out of a poor worker drone
>"HUBBY! GET ME ANOTHER COLD ONE! THIS ONE'S EMPTY!"
>She throws the dead drone across the room into a pile of drained drone bodies
>You sigh and go to the cold storage locker that you had installed specifically for V
>You pull put a scared and pleading for their life worker drone and drag them to your V
>She happily takes the drone from you and gives you a kiss
>"Thanks babe!"
"You know you can just get up and get those yourself right?"
>"But I have a sexy human slave-husband to do that for me!"
"...you're sleeping on the couch for that comment."
>"You won't stay mad at me!"
>You sigh
>She's right
No.228798
Anonymous
Replies:>>228801
Oh Anon of the outpost, who is the saddest drone of then all?
No.228799
Anonymous
>>228796
Fatass
No.228800
Anonymous
Image:174862514016.jpg(77kB, 750x808)IMG_1165.jpeg
>>228796
No.228801
Anonymous
>>228798
>It's John the 100% drone, of course
>you see John give you a quick thumbs up for covering for him as he gags while drinking a cup of oil
No.228802
Anonymous
Image:174862569591.jpg(191kB, 1252x1820)@Negative2iq.jpg
>>228782
sure
No.228803
Anonymous
Replies:>>228817
Image:174862616482.jpg(463kB, 2180x1226)@peanutseagle.jpg
No.228804
Anonymous
Replies:>>228807
>>228709
J a blank
No.228805
Anonymous
>>228796
Thats not chub that's FAT
No.228806
Anonymous
Replies:>>228808
>be me
>Open zhread furst time today
>Nosdbleed
No.228807
Anonymous
>>228804
Ooohh
That’s why everyone hates being around her so much
No.228808
Anonymous
>>228806
That means it’s working
Just let it happen anon, don’t resist
No.228809
Anonymous
Image:174862635126.gif(964kB, 220x215)lick-licking.gif
>>228724
Impressive, very nice.
No.228810
Anonymous
Replies:>>228812>>228813>>228820
Image:174862640326.jpg(420kB, 4096x1394)GaSHCh3awAAa-1V.jpg
>>228637
No.228811
Anonymous
>>228790
Uzi upjacket...
No.228812
Anonymous
>>228810
To me, they are all white, as they extend the American culture of the 80's.
No.228813
Anonymous
>>228810
Kitsch, y u do this
No.228814
Anonymous
>>228770
The WHO and they are coming for our drones
No.228815
Anonymous
Replies:>>228816>>228819>>228821
Image:174862683828.jpg(121kB, 973x890)IMG_9448.jpeg
apparently twitter thinks hot topic's new Murder Drones shirt is AI-generated
No.228816
Anonymous
Replies:>>228818
>>228815
How did cyn get a fucking nose?
No.228817
Anonymous
>>228803
Oogercaust
No.228818
Anonymous
>>228816
Asked for it nicely and said please
No.228819
Anonymous
>>228815
N, buddy? What's with your leg?
No.228820
Anonymous
Image:174862724385.jpg(580kB, 1007x1464)IMG_3046.jpeg
>>228810
>Cyn crutches
if only the rest of the image could be as based
No.228821
Anonymous
>>228815
I can understand why. It looks... weird. From N's arms and legs to Cyn's bloody nose.
No.228822
Anonymous
>>228728
Kek
No.228823
Anonymous
Image:174862785832.png(116kB, 993x1274)handlerstare.png
>>228725
yeah ill post it again
No.228824
Anonymous
Male!Tessa is a manwhore and slept his way through the Solver War with drones and humans alike
Mostly Jane, poor Male!Tessa
No.228825
Anonymous
Replies:>>228892
Image:174862984714.png(10kB, 880x1200)buffhandler.png
handler chooses to be a small man. thank him for his sacrifice
No.228826
Anonymous
Image:174862995178.jpg(139kB, 798x755)Screenshot_20250530_193110_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Tasty
This is how this disgusting piece of shit eat her food.
No.228827
Anonymous
Replies:>>228828>>228829>>228832
Image:174863071328.png(971kB, 850x769)IMG_9256.png
>me on my date with the bugdrone queen:
No.228828
Anonymous
>>228827
😭
This is the time for
Drones?
No.228829
Anonymous
Replies:>>228832
>>228827
>Ywn suck royal jelly out of her carapace-armored tits
Why even live
No.228830
Anonymous
Replies:>>228831
Image:174863129899.jpg(48kB, 720x787)1611375784711.jpg
>>228735
>>228737
No.228831
Anonymous
>>228830
Pavo gets some surprisingly good greens
No.228832
Anonymous
Image:174863147195.jpg(4.04MB, 3500x4000)WarriorWIP.jpg
>>228827
>>228829
BUGDRONES
No.228833
Anonymous
Replies:>>228835
>>228758
The Solver has Vader immunity, where even if an OC could feasibly beat a canon antagonist, it's really fucking gay to write them actually doing so.

Of course, it'd be interesting to think about. Pavo's hatred for the Solver is strong enough to earn him a Red Lantern ring, but he'd have to merge with it like Uzi to undo the damage it's done. He could fix Anon, he could un-DD the DDs, put everything right, but he'd be doing so with the mocking voice of his ultimate enemy in the back of his processor the entire time, knowing he can't kill it and has become what he hates.
No.228834
Anonymous
>>228724
too much yellow on that picture, it's as if she was peeing.
No.228835
Anonymous
>>228833
bluudddd is not AM!
No.228836
Anonymous
AM like watching spongebob when no one is watching him and his favorite character is Plankton but if he get caught he will destroy the tv in his rage.
No.228837
Anonymous
Replies:>>228839
>Honey? are ever going to have sex again?
>didn't we just have it last week?
>That was 2 months ago!
No.228838
Anonymous
Replies:>>228840
N wants to get a tribal decal.
No.228839
Anonymous
>>228837
>has this ever happened to you?
>left wanting by human "companionship?"
No.228840
Anonymous
Replies:>>228841
>>228838
>he gets a womb tattoo instead
No.228841
Anonymous
Replies:>>228842
>>228840
>For Uzi that is.
No.228842
Anonymous
Replies:>>228843>>228844
Image:174863398139.jpg(255kB, 779x640)1745802932250.jpg
>>228841
I'll let him believe that.
No.228843
Anonymous
>>228842
That nigga ugly ahh hell!
Daniel bring me coffee
No.228844
Anonymous
>>228842
I'll let (you) believe *that*.
No.228845
Anonymous
Replies:>>228846>>228849>>228850>>228851>>228863>>228877
>You're walking down the street
>Two female HODR compliance drones stop you
>[STOP. CITIZEN ANONYMOUS, YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED FOR BEING WITHOUT A STATE MANDATED DRONE WIFE. DEPORT TO YOIR NEAREST HODR MUNICIPALITY TO BE ASSIGNED A WIFE. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN CORRECTIVE CUDDLES AND A TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE.]
How do you respond?
No.228846
Anonymous
Replies:>>228848>>228853
>>228845
I CAN'T BREATHE
No.228847
Anonymous
Audio:174863445995.mp3(319kB / 0:00:17 / 152kbps, 44.1kHz)JONESMR2.mp3
fuck wives
No.228848
Anonymous
>>228846
>[NOTED. APPLYING MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION]
No.228849
Anonymous
Replies:>>228852
Image:174863449211.png(95kB, 498x377)1748619422649787.png
>>228845
>I sure would hate to be delayed in deliverin' these here N units to lonely 25-35 year old women. Both human *and* drone.
No.228850
Anonymous
Replies:>>228852
>>228845
Escape into the undercity through the sewers, then cry into the voluptuous bosom of a mutant woman who probably hasn't showered in months if not years.
No.228851
Anonymous
>>228845
>I point to my upset Joblin wife inside my front pocket
No.228852
Anonymous
Replies:>>228855
>>228849
>[REPORT TO THE NEAREST HODR MUNICIPALITY ONCE YOUR DELIVERIES ARE COMPLETED. HAVE A HODR-IFIC DAY CITIZEN]
>>228850
>[NON-COMPLIANCE HAS BEEN NOTIFIED, ALERTING HUNTER-CUDDLER DRONES]
No.228853
Anonymous
>>228846
george droyd...
No.228854
Anonymous
Replies:>>228856>>228872
Image:174863546876.png(1.73MB, 1920x1088)1724457697463.png
Do you think all of Uzi's writing assignments came out as psychotic as DUMB ESSAY STUPID?
No.228855
Anonymous
Replies:>>228857
>>228852
>HUNTER-CUDDLER DRONES
kek. are those regular drones with special training, or specially modified drones?
No.228856
Anonymous
>>228854
>Kill humans. Behead humans. Roundhouse kick a human into the concrete.
No.228857
Anonymous
>>228855
Specially modified
No.228858
Anonymous
Replies:>>228867>>228868
There's a drone in my boots
No.228859
Anonymous
DDaemon gf
or
hyper drone gf
No.228860
Anonymous
Replies:>>228861>>228862>>228866
Image:174863691597.jpg(258kB, 1079x988)No exit.jpg
This is kinda funny. Which characters fit this?
Canon: Probably J and Uzi?
Oc: idk
No.228861
Anonymous
>>228860
Why is Frogni?
No.228862
Anonymous
>>228860
>Smug bunny N and frog jester amda
No.228863
Anonymous
>>228845
I pull out the card that says I'm exempt from it for being rejected multiple times.
No.228864
Anonymous
Bonnie reminds me of that girl from girls last tour
No.228866
Anonymous
>>228860
Alice and Nori, back in Cabin Fever times
No.228867
Anonymous
Replies:>>228869>>228870>>228873>>228879
Image:174863766749.png(342kB, 696x878)whys she in there.png
>>228858
get her out of there
No.228868
Anonymous
>>228858
>look in my boot
>two purple optics blink back
>an oogi climbed in because the musky smell reminded her of her hive
No.228869
Anonymous
Replies:>>228870
>>228867
get her a second one and put her on the catwalk
No.228870
Anonymous
>>228867
>>228869
> that pic of oogi with giant boots
No.228871
Anonymous
Replies:>>228881
Image:174863894552.jpg(241kB, 1354x2469)GkpAWvXXcAApcZe.jpg
J finds a sad lonely child, how screwed (not that kind) is he?
No.228872
Anonymous
>>228854
uzi listens to lil b the based god confirmed
No.228873
Anonymous
Replies:>>228878
>>228867
Crush the Masqy
No.228874
Anonymous
Image:174863939767.jpg(133kB, 915x1156)Fucking idiot.jpg
>Why i couldn't get strawberry?
No.228875
Anonymous
Replies:>>228876>>228892>>228894
Image:174863943997.png(3kB, 409x190)jonesandwifey.png
jones&wifey
No.228876
Anonymous
>>228875
ohh the juggbabe
No.228877
Anonymous
>>228845
>A common situation in the Union according to those who never lived in the Union
>To be fair, it's not that far from the truth
No.228878
Anonymous
Replies:>>228880
Image:174863968469.jpg(732kB, 1920x1081)IMG_9450.jpeg
>>228873
sure, what flavor does she want?
No.228879
Anonymous
>>228867
Kek.
No.228880
Anonymous
Replies:>>228882>>228887
>>228878
Orange. Just let me put Masqy in the blender first.
No.228881
Anonymous
>>228871
Depends on whether this is after episode 8.
No.228882
Anonymous
>>228880
protein...
No.228883
Anonymous
Replies:>>228884
Image:174864011236.jpg(294kB, 2048x1152)GsKie4JWgAAXBGN.jpg
Murder Drones Real Life AU
No.228884
Anonymous
>>228883
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
No.228885
Anonymous
Do you think that someone died while funposting about drones? Like it must have happened somewhere, right?
No.228886
Anonymous
Replies:>>228888>>228889
Drone wife expect to win and dominate her husband but her pelvis got crushed
No.228887
Anonymous
>>228880
I will learn voodoo to put a curse on you
No.228888
Anonymous
Replies:>>228890
>>228886
Impossible.
No.228889
Anonymous
>>228886
She has underestimated the power of a determined man, now she will need to walk around like a half crushed soda can until we get the replacement parts.
No.228890
Anonymous
>>228888
Dude I was gonna post just that😭🙏💀
No.228891
Anonymous
Replies:>>228893>>229155
Image:174864198788.png(7kB, 269x187)images[1].png
Would this work with drones?
No.228892
Anonymous
>>228875
what a lovely couple
>>228825
JUGG LOOK OUT! HANDIE IS TRYING TO CUCK YOU!
No.228893
Anonymous
>>228891
Hmmmm
No.228894
Anonymous
Replies:>>229244
>>228875
Poor masqy is never gonna get that date now, she's lusting after a taken man
No.228895
Anonymous
Think any boys were into Emily?
No.228896
Anonymous
Image:174864315992.jpg(205kB, 1312x2073)GfG8hH8XAAE2_dw.jpg
"Tell me J, how many are you willing to sacrifice just to be with her again?"
No.228897
Anonymous
Replies:>>228898>>228899>>228903
Image:174864355293.png(186kB, 409x408)1725964821346592.png
>after having your consciousness forcibly transferred into a DD by E, you survive the solver war
>every day, you bake her your famous bananite nut muffins
>she still hasn't figured out the secret ingredient
>you ask E to grab you the muffin tins from a ground-level cabinet, your dutiful wife complying, lowering herself to all fours as she tries to extricate the muffin tins
>you hear various bangs and clangs as your countless other single purpose kitchen items smash against one another and her, E crawling into the cabinet further trying to locate the tins
>"I-I can't find them, boss."
>"Keep looking," you reassure her as she redoubles her efforts, inadvertently raising her couch-crushing backside into the air and exposing the thick-lipped anatomy adapter hiding behind her strained panties
>you slowly stroke your own, the forearm length organ hardening and pulsing in your hand as you take in the sight of E's backside
>your other hand holds a large measuring cup beneath the tip of your member, ready to collect the secret ingredient for your bananite nut muffins as soon as you burst
>you bite your lip, drawing a small bead of oil as you watch E's rear jiggle and her tail flick about in frustration as she continues searching for the muffin tins, muttering all the while
>the tins which are obviously sitting on the counter right above her
>she'll find them eventually
>your mechanical legs weaken and your breath hitches in your throat as you cum, filling the ample measuring cup to the brim with thick, potent nanite seed, your hand wrapping tight around the base of your member and sliding it towards the tip to get every drop
>your optics flicker from E's fat ass to a trio of empty measuring cups within reach, then back again
>"E," you call out to her, your hand already stroking your hardening length again, "I'm going to make a double- no, triple- batch this morning. Make sure you get enough tins."
>E gasps from inside the cupboard and starts throwing things around even harder in her haste to find the tins, her rear dancing with her every movement
>your long, thick grey tongue hangs from your mouth, letting drool spatter on the floor
>"Maybe quadruple," you whisper to yourself, your nanite nutsack feeling fuller and heavier than it had before your first nut
No.228898
Anonymous
>>228897
It's not so much sex as it is just a hell kek.

Good work, anon.
No.228899
Anonymous
Replies:>>228900
>>228897
JUST FUCK HER!!
No.228900
Anonymous
>>228899
Now is not the time for fuck. That cums later.
No.228901
Anonymous
Replies:>>228931
it's wet outside
No.228902
Anonymous
Image:174864584414.jpg(188kB, 1006x764)Trolling.jpg
>Was it me...?
No.228903
Anonymous
>>228897
Goober
No.228904
Anonymous
Replies:>>228905
Joblins are verboten in hodr!
No.228905
Anonymous
>>228904
Joblins take their jobs as wives very seriously. You are on a strict schedule and you BETTER finish your pineapple and vitamin smoothie for maximum output.
No.228906
Anonymous
Replies:>>228907>>229078
What is HODR's stance on Lizzus? Asking for a friend.
No.228907
Anonymous
>>228906
Good low calorie snacks.
No.228908
Anonymous
Replies:>>228910
The CEO of HODR isn't Cyn
It's Emily
No.228909
Anonymous
Replies:>>228910
Image:174864788247.png(482kB, 3000x1388)1743146799667178.png
No.228910
Anonymous
>>228909
>>228908
Emilys' HMODF dronestate manifesto when?
No.228911
Anonymous
Replies:>>228912>>228913>>228915>>228916>>228917>>228918>>228920>>228938>>229010>>229020>>229241
Image:174864813352.png(278kB, 810x852)dro .png
dubs is a meanie
No.228912
Anonymous
>>228911
That is a factual statement
No.228913
Anonymous
>>228911
With the powers of autism she is now a goth
No.228914
Anonymous
Uzi stinks good!
No.228915
Anonymous
>>228911
Dronahole erotic... 😭
No.228916
Anonymous
>>228911
A big FAT meanie
No.228917
Anonymous
>>228911
He is a meanie. Not wrong. But a meanie.
No.228918
Anonymous
>>228911
cleaning masqy's visor!
No.228919
Anonymous
Replies:>>228926>>228927>>229022
Image:174864943358.jpg(35kB, 768x1024)1711947104449903m.jpg
You know, anon, I thought that if I lived in the HODR universe, I would never, simply NEVER agree to date a drone, and it doesn’t matter which one, not a worker, not a disassembly, not even a sentinel.

Let's take Veteran AU for example and just imagine that the plot of Murder Drones is actually happened, and you even survived. Federation, JCJ, worker drones, Cyn, Solver, massacre at gallo, solver war, Dr Holly and sentinel drones, vore moment with Uzi, Union happened for real. You, a person, an ordinary civilian that survived the war on the home front, or an engineer that serviced war machines, or even a soldier that literally went into hell and came out alive, it doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is that you survived the apocalypse. You literally saw the great judgement of the Bible, with the only difference being that there were no righteous people to go to heaven, and all mankind was doomed. You have seen with your own eyes how under the influence of an inexplicable, denying the very laws of the universe, worker drones turned into demons, who were driven by only one thing: massacre. You saw how hell itself in the form of mutations, black holes, tentacles and a damn robot Satan came down to earth to execute all mankind.

You have lived, or rather survived seeing all this for over twenty years. Even if you take the best case scenario, where you are a civilian that has only seen it all through pictures and videos, you would have worked 16 hours a day(because all the labor force is needed during the war for survival) in a war production facility to create weapons and ammunition for the army that was supposed to oppose GOD, and all these years you would have heard through rumours how slowly but slowly the front is moving towards you. You wouldn't believe the propaganda, you know you won't be told the truth, you can't believe the rumours as there is no confirmation of them, but you know one thing: that you have to work day after day until all your physical strength is exhausted, but your daily ration only gets worse from year to year. It's hell, but it's still better than seeing the death of humanity in full.

But then, it all stops abruptly. You're told the war is over, and you hear one word: victory. Humanity has survived God's judgment. Battered, bloodied, missing a few limbs and gallons of blood, but humanity survived the slaughter. Let's skip the death of the Federation and focus on the main thing: the drones. They're full-fledged citizens now. All of them. The workers, the sentinels, the disassemblers. They were integrated, whether for safety or even as a joke, but the fact is the fact. They're all around you now, because most of humanity died out, and they took their place, and you have to come to terms with it. Now, the main thing: after all that slaughter, after a hellish life in a permanent state of devastation and the awareness of inevitable extinction, you can now start dating some drone. Tell me, anon, will you do it? After going through all this hell, will you just forget all of it? Will you forget how your bones cracked under the pressure of incredible labor, how your muscles tore from overexertion, how you choked on your own stale air so that the guys on the front lines could win you just one more microsecond before the inevitable, inglorious death?

Tell me, anon, do you even dare to assume that after this nightmare, which lasted forever and ended literally in an instant, you will be able to take and start a new life with a drone?

It's three in the morning, I have to be at work in six hours, but I wrote this piece of text without any coherent thoughts in my head. After four hours of sleep, I'll curse myself and my autism, but for now, anon, I seriously want to ask you a question: are you absolutely sure you're going to date a drone for real? A worker, a sentinel, or even a disassembler? I'm not.
No.228920
Anonymous
>>228911
how could anyone ever want to be so mean to masqy? I'll go get a washcloth
No.228922
Anonymous
Replies:>>228923
HODR is Emily's secret darkfic she was ashamed of and never published before she died.
No.228923
Anonymous
>>228922
What's dark about HODR? It's just dudes fucking drones.
No.228924
Anonymous
Replies:>>228925
Image:174864974520.png(295kB, 1065x719)Various Asenath.png
So how did Akita and Asenath meet, and what was their first meeting like?
No.228925
Anonymous
>>228924
Amortize.
No.228926
Anonymous
Replies:>>229005
>>228919
man it's a good thing humans never become violent out of the blue or slaughter people en masse
No.228927
Anonymous
Replies:>>228928>>228930
Image:174865008764.gif(3.81MB, 540x304)1637559790419.gif
>>228919
So, you're saying you'd fuck mutants instead?
HEY GUYS, THIS GUY FUCKS MUTANTS!
THIS GUY LIKES FUCKING MUTANTS!!
MUTIEFUCKER MUTIEFUCKER MUTIEFUCKER!!!
No.228928
Anonymous
Replies:>>228929>>229006
>>228927
>Anon finds several mutants looking into his window at 2am the next night.
>He lives on the sixth floor.
No.228929
Anonymous
>>228928
kek
No.228930
Anonymous
Replies:>>228936>>228974
Image:174865075243.png(477kB, 1049x658)1713175595269.png
>>228927
Mutants are all drones though. The idea of humans being transformed by the AS's influence and not just melting into meat goo is just a horror story people got paranoid about being possible.
No.228931
Anonymous
>>228901
I wish that was true
My drone is wet inside
No.228932
Anonymous
Replies:>>228933>>229085
Image:174865092399.png(857kB, 853x960)sun.png
Imagine if a shitty school stage play was the setpiece to utilize the gym in episode 3 instead of prom.
No.228933
Anonymous
>>228932
>Phantom of the Opera episode instead of Carrie episode
No.228934
Anonymous
Replies:>>228935>>229009
Image:174865137444.jpg(665kB, 1638x2048)IMG_9451.jpeg
No.228935
Anonymous
Replies:>>228937>>228940
>>228934
He's been infected, by nightfall he'll turn into a femcel.
No.228936
Anonymous
Replies:>>228939
>>228930
Stop ruining fun worldbuilding ideas. Yes I know mutantslop is everywhere now, but the original concept was kinda cool.
No.228937
Anonymous
>>228935
Ohhhhh
No.228938
Anonymous
>>228911
Don't be a dronahole then
No.228939
Anonymous
Replies:>>228943
>>228936
"The original concept" is already in the show.
No.228940
Anonymous
Replies:>>228941>>228944
>>228935
Oh no, he's caught
The Emo
No.228941
Anonymous
Replies:>>228944>>228950
>>228940
>The what?
>

>"THE EMOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAH!"
No.228942
Anonymous
Replies:>>228945>>229086
bugdrone masqy...
No.228943
Anonymous
Replies:>>228946
>>228939
yeah but this one's cooler
No.228944
Anonymous
Replies:>>228950
>>228940
>>228941
That shit made me laugh so fucking hard as a homunculus. Still makes me sensibly chuckle.
I wanna go back.
No.228945
Anonymous
Replies:>>228947
>>228942
>gets eaten by a much bigger bugdrone almost immediately
Womp womp
No.228946
Anonymous
Replies:>>228948>>228952>>229002
>>228943
Nah drones are cooler than humans, you can have human mutants anywhere else
No.228947
Anonymous
>>228945
Nuuuuuu!
No.228948
Anonymous
Image:174865284713.png(479kB, 858x704)IMG_9452.png
>>228946
abby's coolest cause she's both also she exists and gets content
No.228949
Anonymous
Replies:>>228951
One time I saw a drone eat a smaller drone whole. Later saw them walking together. Apparently it's a comedy act and the small drone just walks out of a hatch in the back of the other drone later on? Kind of fucked up if you ask me.
No.228950
Anonymous
>>228941
>>228944
Someone gets it
No.228951
Anonymous
>>228949
One time I saw a drone eat a smaller drone whole then rub its big rumbly belly and do a big burp
No.228952
Anonymous
Replies:>>228953
>>228946
We can have both anon
No.228953
Anonymous
Replies:>>228955
>>228952
Human mutants only bring slop with them.
No.228954
Anonymous
You don't understand, the mutants want to TAKE 'ER DRONES! TAKE 'ER DRONES!
No.228955
Anonymous
Replies:>>228956
>>228953
yeah yeah anything you don't like is slop, we get it. either shut up or actually make the content you want to see
No.228956
Anonymous
Replies:>>228959
>>228955
I do.
No.228957
Anonymous
Replies:>>228958
Did you know the Masqy's you find on the street are free? You can just take them. They won't even call the cops. I have 16 Masqy's at home.
No.228958
Anonymous
>>228957
There are free Masqys on the street? Wow! Open season starts early this year!
No.228959
Anonymous
Replies:>>228960
>>228956
really? cause you clearly don't shut up and I don't see any mutant drone content. some primo mutant human content this thread though
No.228960
Anonymous
Replies:>>228963
>>228959
Cooking takes time and I am the only one cooking this sort of thing for some reason.
No.228961
Anonymous
Replies:>>228964>>228966>>228975
I have absolutely no idea who Masqy is or what her deal is and I'm too weak to plunge into the old threads to figure it out
No.228962
Anonymous
Replies:>>228972>>229011
Harper!
No.228963
Anonymous
Replies:>>229013
>>228960
maybe you could spend the time you set aside for whining to actually work on whatever you're supposedly making. or try putting out ideas that might inspire other anons instead of loudly seething that people like human mutant stuff
No.228964
Anonymous
Replies:>>228967
>>228961
Worker drone but black putting on the "uwu I'm so smol and cute" act.
No.228965
Anonymous
Replies:>>228968>>228969>>228971>>229014
Image:174865444011.jpg(352kB, 974x1385)IMG_3019.jpeg
Chan Nebula ship
No.228966
Anonymous
>>228961
there's not much to understand, she's a cute lil drone that likes big muscle men
No.228967
Anonymous
>>228964
she doesn't have to act small and cute, she just is
No.228968
Anonymous
>>228965
Shoot it down.
No.228969
Anonymous
Replies:>>228973>>228986>>229014
Image:174865455505.jpg(369kB, 1046x1572)IMG_3018.jpeg
>>228965
Federation ship
(I thought it would be cool and visually distinctive if all Fed ships had legs or were otherwise insect-y but still blocky and geometric, riffing on the landing pods)
No.228970
Anonymous
Replies:>>228981>>228983>>229050
do we ever see human spacecraft in the show?
No.228971
Anonymous
>>228965
Heh
No.228972
Anonymous
Replies:>>229008
Image:174865491849.png(259kB, 599x591)harp.png
>>228962
No.228973
Anonymous
Image:174865499326.png(1.18MB, 1406x879)D Jones - Descent 3 - 1st Boss (Super Thief) - Hotshot Difficulty [5HREiBqNvBY - 1406x879 - 0m19s].png
>>228969
Giving me Descent thief-bot vibes
No.228974
Anonymous
>>228930
>t. HODR agent struggling HARD to censor information about the untold amounts of human mutant pussy waiting beneath the sewers
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, SPOOK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HIDING.
No.228975
Anonymous
Replies:>>228976>>228977>>228979>>228982
Image:174865602445.png(249kB, 798x662)thinly veiled bushpig reference.png
>>228961
she is ur new friend who will make you cookies
No.228976
Anonymous
Image:174865641721.jpg(289kB, 800x1030)Thousand Yard Stare.jpg
>>228975
>Filename
>Text on apron
I don't get this reference either. I don't understand anything. I think I'm just dumb
No.228977
Anonymous
>>228975
she's just too precious my heart
No.228978
Anonymous
>>228718
>Their hoodies don't even fully cover their flat, featureless bottoms
Absolutely OBSCENE. Like a human wearing nothing but a T-shirt with no pants or underwear.
No.228979
Anonymous
>>228975
I shall KISSU!
No.228980
Anonymous
Replies:>>228985
>bugdrone
Imagine a hugdrone.
Imagine a fugdrone...imagine
No.228981
Anonymous
>>228970
Nuh uh
No.228982
Anonymous
Replies:>>228998
>>228975
Jest chocolate chip!? Where the hell is chocolate chocolate chip!?
No.228983
Anonymous
Replies:>>228984>>228993>>228999>>229004>>229274
Image:174865723270.png(195kB, 550x496)1728256598135271.png
>>228970
We don't see ANYTHING remotely futuristic aside from the pod, Uzi's railgun, and the drones themselves. I hate that I'm the only one who ever discusses this.
No.228984
Anonymous
Replies:>>228988
>>228983
did Cyn make the pods somehow or were they repurposed human tech?
No.228985
Anonymous
Replies:>>228990
Image:174865739238.png(450kB, 1183x858)workie2.png
>>228980
> hugdrone
No.228986
Anonymous
Replies:>>229016
Image:174865748817.jpg(340kB, 970x1532)IMG_3074.jpeg
>>228969
Also the thrusters fold out
No.228987
Anonymous
Replies:>>228989
Image:174865770124.png(107kB, 920x767)what did jules mean by this.png
why is he wearing that
No.228988
Anonymous
>>228984
The lack of guts or blood in the pod implies the latter.
No.228989
Anonymous
Replies:>>228991
>>228987
>chud turns out to be latinx
fork found in kitchen
No.228990
Anonymous
Replies:>>228992
>>228985
look a hug sounds nice but if she squeezes me as hard as she can I'll probably pop, she's an industrial work robot
No.228991
Anonymous
>>228989
The fork was photoshopped
No.228992
Anonymous
Image:174865846259.jpg(166kB, 1077x1080)1708743991156148.jpg
>>228990
Remember what Uzi could do with just her finger's strength to a solid wrench, now imagine both arms at once...
No.228993
Anonymous
Replies:>>228994>>228995>>229012>>229261
>>228983
I'm honestly disappointed about a lot of the show's world building and how it does barely anything with the sci-fi shit.
No.228994
Anonymous
Replies:>>229261
>>228993
That’s our job baby
No.228995
Anonymous
Replies:>>228996
>>228993
Small independent series written by ADHD-addled sperg who thinks with his dick, please understand.
No.228996
Anonymous
Replies:>>229025
>>228995
Honestly, a lot of the current cultural references in Murder Drones reminds me of those scenes in Futurama where the writers want to reference something topical even if it doesn't make much sense in the futuristic setting.
Tron References in Futurama (@0:11)youtube thumb
No.228997
Anonymous
Image:174865995452.jpg(14kB, 436x370)Go-iIp8aUAANEmt.jpg
No.228998
Anonymous
Replies:>>229015
>>228982
Drone Biden wake up.
No.228999
Anonymous
>>228983
Perhaps that's the point
No.229000
Anonymous
Replies:>>229007>>229017>>229018>>229019>>229023
Image:174866069870.png(1MB, 2000x2000)1708476674567533.png
No.229001
Anonymous
Replies:>>229003
Image:174866071872.jpg(171kB, 900x1200)1654905666419.jpg
When Khoren Bekian was designing the worker drones centuries ago-a design that hasn't been deviated from since, to the degree that even now parts made for the earliest worker drones are compatible with the latest and vice versa-I'm not sure which design decision he made was the most genius: the collarbone molding, or the snoot.
No.229002
Anonymous
>>228946
I'm a sucker for human mutant/regular drone content, that's a fun dynamic.
If I wasn't so late to playing Look Outside, I might have done some crossover AUtism with that. Oh well.
No.229003
Anonymous
>>229001
It's the rubber stomach, duh.
No.229004
Anonymous
>>228983
People's autism doesn't stretch that far unfortunately.
No.229005
Anonymous
>>228926
Anon, there is a reason why we homo sapiens are the only species of humans currently existing on earth.
No.229006
Anonymous
>>228928
Holy kek.
No.229007
Anonymous
>>229000
Idiots
No.229008
Anonymous
>>228972
WD Harper
No.229009
Anonymous
>>228934
Awesome cute style.
No.229010
Anonymous
Replies:>>229020>>229030
>>228911
>Dubs wants to ruin Masqy (sexually), but he has less game than the PS5
>Settles for doing shit like this instead
No.229011
Anonymous
>>228962
I am gonna fuck and make my wife!
No.229012
Anonymous
Image:174866153349.png(1.18MB, 800x1018)CandleCovePoster.png
>>228993
It's almost like it's all blatant lies and the actual world building will come into play at the end of Season 2 and beyond...
The Darkness - Captain Midnight Music Videoyoutube thumb
No.229013
Anonymous
>>228963
I have a suspicion that this same anon is spamming hate posts about Buddy because the narrative is too similar.

I can understand if you don't like something, that's fine, you shouldn't like literally everything, but to make drama because some anon likes something different than what you like is dumb.
No.229014
Anonymous
>>228965
Cool.
>>228969
Damn cool.
No.229015
Anonymous
>>228998
Umunufutin futin in a word, my uncle boise said, they shot him down in New Guinea and was eaten by the cannibals
No.229016
Anonymous
>>228986
Cool.
No.229017
Anonymous
>>229000
Ah that's hot, me liek
No.229018
Anonymous
>>229000
My pips is hurt. It's too sex.
No.229019
Anonymous
>>229000
> U-U by Y anon
High grade based
No.229020
Anonymous
Replies:>>229021
>>228911
>>229010
i get a feeling fatty has an inferiority complex
gets bullied by other DDs, passes the bullying on to those smaller than him
No.229021
Anonymous
Image:174866252807.png(542kB, 665x780)173907169653.png
>>229020
>passes the bullying on to those smaller than him
That's most everyone, though, innit?
No.229022
Anonymous
Replies:>>229026>>229034
Image:174866269625.jpg(372kB, 1024x1024)_bf6f705b-7fbb-4b2d-8b4f-a7ac64e797d1.jpg
>>228919
>date
Slaves don't get such luxuries.
>imp rights
Don't make me laugh.
Call of Duty: World At War - All Spawn, Victory, Defeat Themes with Announcersyoutube thumb
A DRAW IS WORSE THAN A DEFEAT.
No.229023
Anonymous
Replies:>>229026
Image:174866276664.png(470kB, 1121x826)eyeballs.png
>>229000
Extremely arousing.
No.229024
Anonymous
Replies:>>229028
You will never be white 0ilrig.
No.229025
Anonymous
>>228996
Have you considered it's their version of Victorian roleplay
No.229026
Anonymous
Replies:>>229028
>>229022
>>229023
You are a pathetic incel who touches your peepee to the idea of women suffering and being abused, 0ilrig. You also obnoxiously sexually harass women on the internet, 0ilrig. Just making sure you didn’t forget!
No.229027
Anonymous
Replies:>>229053>>229056
Remember Impni?
Remember Cynvy?
No.229028
Anonymous
Replies:>>229072
Image:174866400536.png(604kB, 1200x1171)Bleached.png
>>229026
>pathetic incel
Again married women try to seduce me.
>who touches your peepee to the idea of women suffering and being abused
What the actual fuck is this virtue signaling with that U-U drawing right there?
>>229024
I'm White as mayo.
No.229029
Anonymous
Replies:>>229033
Nice try riggy
But everyone knows white people aren’t Muslim
No.229030
Anonymous
Replies:>>229031>>229042
Image:174866426901.png(122kB, 503x435)my drawing program doesnt have pixel censor.png
>>229010
its possible
No.229031
Anonymous
>>229030
NOOOO I KNEW IT
No.229033
Anonymous
Replies:>>229035>>229046
Image:174866439833.png(1.09MB, 2890x3479)amy (original character) drawn by amyanon - 609be57bdeb7f3d004805caada409f04.png
>>229029
Chechens are literally 100% Caucasian
I'm Christian anyway
No.229034
Anonymous
>>229022
Based.
No.229035
Anonymous
Replies:>>229039
>>229033
Awwww
No.229036
Anonymous
Replies:>>229037
Image:174866456560.jpg(84kB, 698x754)Waterproof.jpg
>Could you please water me?
No.229037
Anonymous
Replies:>>229090
>>229036
*Unzips Dick*
Now the flowers will grow
No.229038
Anonymous
Replies:>>229040>>229047
Fuck it, lobotomizing myself and posting shit
Molly should find a way to resurrect Will so she can smooch him
No.229039
Anonymous
Replies:>>229043>>229045>>229074
Image:174866467037.png(744kB, 3000x1596)amy (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - 06276306db12fbc00b395c160aaed12a.png
>>229035
DroneDash delivery drivers are for _
No.229040
Anonymous
Replies:>>229041
>>229038
That seems like a bad idea
But I suppose it would really depend on where his soul is
No.229041
Anonymous
Replies:>>229044>>229047>>229064>>229068
>>229040
Probably somewhere in the Solver
So most likely in Uzi's ass
No.229042
Anonymous
>>229030
The worst part is that if he was a bit less rude and a bit more DD, he might land somewhere in Masqy's "big scary dude" sphere.
No.229043
Anonymous
>>229039
Kissu!
No.229044
Anonymous
Replies:>>229064
>>229041
Oh then she just needs to be very careful about choosing the right Solver witch to pull him from the Void
Given Molly’s friendship with Fuguedrone he’d probably be her first choice, and if anyone can do it he can
No.229045
Anonymous
Image:174866528811.png(724kB, 1836x2086)Late Delivery.png
>>229039
Rape.
No.229046
Anonymous
>>229033
>Dronedash drone has a delivery for "Clang me until I bootloop?"
No.229047
Anonymous
Replies:>>229048>>229061
>>229041
>>229038
Sounds like a lot of work, I can sell her a digital worm that (temporarily) makes her think he's still alive way easier. First taste is free.
No.229048
Anonymous
Replies:>>229049
>>229047
Peddling to the mentally disturbed, you sublevel low lives make me sick
No.229049
Anonymous
Replies:>>229052
>>229048
You going to go on a crusade against bartenders or horrible tv that people use to distract themselves too? I'm just providing a wanted service like everyone else. Mine's just more effective than most.
No.229050
Anonymous
>>228970
Nope, I assume they are somewhat retro-looking like the rest of the technology, considering the only models we have are the drones themselves and Tessa's space suit.
I imagine there will be a lot of white with chrome trimming, ships will be utilitarian with the three most common hull configurations being rectangular office tower, bullet, and sphere, they may or may not have radiators, seems like with the drones heat management seems to have been trivialized to the point where even cheap mass produced things can be made to survive extraordinary temperatures.
They will have some kind of slower than light drive similar to the DD pods which looks like a rocket engine but has performance more like a candle or torch drive, and also a second drive or device to travel interstellar distances.
This might be something like a Star Trek warp engine that physically moves the ship along in a faster than light frame reference or it might be a jump drive that teleports the ship vast distances instantly, but somehow things have got to be able to travel between stars at a practical speed.
Ships have also got to be fairly massive, as big or bigger than aircraft carriers and cargo ships in real life, 3-400m or more, to establish colonies as large as Copper 9 which appears to have had at least millions of colonists judging by the scale of it's outpost cities.
Military ships will ironically probably fill the small end of hull volumes because unlike civilian ships they won't be designed around hauling tons of cargo or excess fuel or huge numbers of people.
While there seems to be FTL communication judging by the live Earth feed, I would rule out very rapid FTL (compared to things like Trek, Star Wars, etc). If FTL were near instant or even as fast as Star Trek's warp travel, humanity would've been overrun by the Solver in a matter of a few weeks or months, not over the course of fifty years.
My speculation (and a reason for why ships are probably both very big and very utilitarian) is that FTL travel in the Drones setting is comparable to age of sail intercontinental shipping, very slow taking multiple months up to as long as a year, fraught with risks and navigational difficulties, and so resource intensive that each trip requires considerable preparation. This would explain why humans didn't simply instantly scatter into space leaving the Solver behind, and why it took Solver forces fifty years to work their way out to Copper 9.
Not that it took 50 years of continuous travel but if you have to take several months flying at FTL speeds between systems and then you meet years of resistance in each system on each planet I could see that delaying Cyn's arrival.
No.229051
Anonymous
Is it cliché for the angry guy who can induce fear in anyone to be afraid of their wife when she's mad?
I'm definitely not referring to my drone wife...
No.229052
Anonymous
>>229049
You live where people dump their trash down the megashoots, you’ll never see the the artificial sunlight on the midlevels let alone the real stuff up surface side, you will die in the dark, and you deserve it
No.229053
Anonymous
Replies:>>229054
>>229027
Who
No.229054
Anonymous
>>229053
newgenkun…
No.229055
Anonymous
Replies:>>229057>>229058>>229059
Image:174866741476.jpg(1.40MB, 2293x3098)IMG_20250531_065249-min.jpg
>>228649
>>228650
Finished this one, first time I coloured Amda and I found out that green is apparently way more pleasant to work with for hairshading than black or brown. Or Amda just has an easier hairstyle than Alice/better reference shots
No.229056
Anonymous
>>229027
I do.
No.229057
Anonymous
Replies:>>229083
>>229055
Kek, cool.
No.229058
Anonymous
Replies:>>229065>>229083
>>229055
I'm going to kill her for no reason.
No.229059
Anonymous
Replies:>>229083
>>229055
I don't reply to your stuff often enough Anon but I like your art.
No.229060
Anonymous
Replies:>>229062>>229063>>229069>>229103
Image:174866804572.png(12kB, 395x390)goober.png
WD Harper sketch. Windows 11 paint sucks
No.229061
Anonymous
>>229047
Sometimes I think to myself that as a magnet dealer that I'm a terrible person. And then I find people like you and feel better about myself.
No.229062
Anonymous
>>229060
i luv it
No.229063
Anonymous
>>229060
Cute dork, I hope she survives the horrors of war.
No.229064
Anonymous
Replies:>>229066>>229068>>229077
>>229044
>>229041
>Uzi subconsciously ejects souls into blank slate disassembly drones
>These newly reincorporated drones will doubtlessly need therapy for not just the impending identity crisis but the hell that was being in the Solvers grasp and then being trapped in a femcels rear port.
>Wills soul gets put into a blank slate drone and wakes up to his new life as a vampire robot
No.229065
Anonymous
Replies:>>229067
>>229058
Sentinel...
No.229066
Anonymous
>>229064
Fuck
No.229067
Anonymous
Replies:>>229070
>>229065
Sentinel drones don't kill for no reason.

So the death of this little delivery drone should bring some pleasure after all.
No.229068
Anonymous
>>229041
>>229064
I get the impression that the AS getting eaten by Uzi resulted in it losing all the souls it had assimilated and them being transplanted from its mind palace to roaming Uzi's. Not just in limbo.
No.229069
Anonymous
Replies:>>229071>>229152
Image:174866922966.png(374kB, 1176x1053)RAININGGG.png
>>229060
like mother like daughter
No.229070
Anonymous
>>229067
> current year, current month, current day, current time
> still confusing sentinels with sentinel drones
No.229071
Anonymous
>>229069
Sophie loves her little raincoat
No.229072
Anonymous
Replies:>>229073>>229075
>>229028
No one tries to seduce you, 0ilrig. Maybe strangers. But no woman is attracted to the kind of person you are. You are delusional. Any woman who’s ever continued speaking to you despite your bullshit, was just giving you politeness you didn’t deserve.
Everyone in this thread knows you get off to women being abused, and harass them online, 0ilrig. We have plenty of screenshots if you’d like the whole class to see.
No.229073
Anonymous
>>229072
Post them. Give him no room for deniability.
No.229074
Anonymous
>>229039
Abuse
No.229075
Anonymous
Replies:>>229097
Image:174866976211.png(258kB, 1682x871)uzi doorman and oogi (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 000c3a5bd7b6dd7db03d2d55694d5cfa.png
>>229072
>But no woman is attracted to the kind of person you are. You are delusional. Any woman who’s ever continued speaking to you despite your bullshit, was just giving you politeness you didn’t deserve.
I actually can't tell if you're shit testing or a white knight.
No.229076
Anonymous
Replies:>>229079
>Due to poorly-written contracts, DroneDash delivery drones are released from the company and become unowned property if they deliver late
>Which means that, technically, no laws apply to them, and they cannot be charged for anything they do
>An attempt was made to close this loophole, but it was too late
>"Whoops! Looks like this delivery took fifteen minutes and two seconds! You know what that means?"
>"It means I get to break-"
>"ACID TO THE FACE! Yay!"
No.229077
Anonymous
Replies:>>229084
>>229064
Would there be some sort of resocialization program for these poor bastards? Getting shoved into the body of something that most likely killed you after how many years of being dead and in pretty much hell would be jarring to say the least
No.229078
Anonymous
>>228906
What about oogis?
No.229079
Anonymous
Image:174866996329.png(521kB, 1831x1431)Tea Time.png
>>229076
Based.
No.229080
Anonymous
Replies:>>229097
Image:174867004458.png(138kB, 800x510)i must defend the femanons of mdg.png
>No one tries to seduce you, 0ilrig. Maybe strangers. But no woman is attracted to the kind of person you are. You are delusional. Any woman who’s ever continued speaking to you despite your bullshit, was just giving you politeness you didn’t deserve.
>Everyone in this thread knows you get off to women being abused, and harass them online, 0ilrig. We have plenty of screenshots if you’d like the whole class to see.
No.229081
Anonymous
>Did you know that if you complain the dronedash worker never arrived you can just keep them there, in your home?
>The company just writes them off and they don't really know what to do without instruction.
>I have 9,203 dronedash delivery drones.
>I may have gone overboard.
No.229082
Anonymous
Replies:>>229099>>229104>>229121>>229153
Image:174867018661.png(2.73MB, 3769x10000)What if Yeva actually provided intel.png
>“Regardless, our best shot is probably still to just stay in the bunker because we lack the means to build UV lights all over the Copper-9 nor do we have the power supply to support them. Not to mention that any kind of UV beacon that we try building would be an incredibly obvious target to other Disassembly Drones but at least we have an actual back-up plan in case the door fails now.”


>>228667
>>228668

I have been thinking about the implications of Yeva being from Cabin fever labs like Nori and unless she had memory loss like Nori she REALLY dropped the ball by not telling anyone anything. I have joked in the past about how Yeva could have solved so many of the main casts problems but you could take it even further than that based on what she would know about Solver affliated entities. She would know from herself that anything connected to the solver would just burn in sunlight. Although like with some of my older comics about Khan actually being competent it seems like making anyone other than the protagonist not an idiot completely derails the plot.
No.229083
Anonymous
>>229057
>>229059
Thankeyu
>>229058
>t.Snetilel
No.229084
Anonymous
Replies:>>229088
>>229077
Why I figure any human Uzi brings back would be put in regular WD bodies after she pukes up a Solver core with their soul in it.
No.229085
Anonymous
Replies:>>229087
>>228932
I recognize that damn sun
No.229086
Anonymous
>>228942
Minsqy
No.229087
Anonymous
Replies:>>229091
>>229085
What's it from?
No.229088
Anonymous
>>229084
Droneanon origin story?
No.229089
Anonymous
Replies:>>229092>>229093>>229102>>229122
Image:174867060759.png(691kB, 2000x2613)Illustration27.png
cough cough
No.229090
Anonymous
>>229037
Okay didn’t want to imagine that anon.
No.229091
Anonymous
>>229087
Dead space 2
No.229092
Anonymous
Replies:>>229094
>>229089
I feel obligated to mention that is not how foreskin works femanon it's just a clean transition from shaft to head when it's peeled back.
No.229093
Anonymous
>>229089
Did you deglove his dick
No.229094
Anonymous
Replies:>>229095
>>229092
he's cut
No.229095
Anonymous
Replies:>>229096
>>229094
Then he definitely shouldn't have a little turtleneck and why is his dick bulging on one side? Please find more dickpics as reference.
No.229096
Anonymous
Replies:>>229124
Image:174867123963.jpg(9kB, 320x320)f0cf32fa343f39fc502760d0564c936f.jpg
>>229095
hmmm, kinda gay that you ask about too much about dicks anon... I'm too used with drawing monster or weird shaped dicks, hah
No.229097
Anonymous
Replies:>>229098
>>229075
>>229080
I am a woman.
No.229098
Anonymous
Replies:>>229117
Image:174867136819.png(1.25MB, 2480x2416)serial designation l, serial designation h, serial designation b, and irma (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - e4e78a098e416ad3e43e4ed91157269e.png
>>229097
You pass so well.
No.229099
Anonymous
Replies:>>229104
Image:174867173094.jpg(31kB, 680x383)GNxvNvSWUAAK4zt.jpeg
>>229082
Nice artwork!
And true point about CFL lore in Yeva's head, one could probably make up explanation about being disturbed by the past and wanting to forget it, but the Yeva we saw in 7 was capable and confident with her use of AS so her losing skill entirely is weird, forgetting everything or opting to keep it secret even moreso.
>seems like making anyone other than the protagonist not an idiot completely derails the plot.
Yeah, most characters are quite incompetent if you think about it, only ones withiut stupid fails (that aren't directly fault of plot armour) that cone to mind at first are N, Alice and Cyn. N dominated V while holding back, easily overpowered Solver Uzi(tho tbf she was hesitating) and so on, Alice captured and disarmed the maincast and all past DD squads, her defeat in the end was fault of her not wanting to kill Uzi/Cyn's presence and intervention (one WD with a pillbaby having such merit is still very admirable tho). Cyn is self explanatory, all her jobbing was fault of being too much into playing with her food to the point I'd say the only real Ls she took were DDs all dying in CFL(tho there's no doubt she eventually found the alternative entertaining) and eventually having her core ripped out by Uzi, idk how that could happen but didn't seem intentional.
[This is not an absolute list or ranking these are just the ones that came to mind now]
No.229100
Anonymous
Replies:>>229109
Image:174867232322.jpg(442kB, 1080x2400)Screenshot_2025-05-31-03-59-52-571_com.miui.gallery.jpg
Pettable
Huggable
Fuggable
No.229101
Anonymous
Post something about N’s guts
No.229102
Anonymous
>>229089
Doorayakodon...
No.229103
Anonymous
>>229060
She wears glasses
No.229104
Anonymous
Image:174867285270.jpg(94kB, 1200x675)ScreenwriterGuy.jpg
>>229099
>>229082
The thing is, I want the story to have these things happen, so I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back.
No.229105
Anonymous
Replies:>>229106>>229107>>229109>>229125
The weird kind of fleshy drone I rescued from a locker in a weird church-mine-lab place keeps giving me a look like she wants to suck my dick non-stop until I wind up sore from the full-body muscle spasms. I can tell because "I want to suck your dick non-stop until you wind up sore from the full-body muscle spasms" appeared on her visor. Do I need help? Does she?
No.229106
Anonymous
>>229105
It's probably fine Anon. Just stay hydrated.
No.229107
Anonymous
Replies:>>229108
>>229105
Can you describe this fleshy drone in more detail? Frexample, how fleshy are we talking here?
No.229108
Anonymous
Replies:>>229110
>>229107
Big leathery wings and a human hand instead of a drone one?
No.229109
Anonymous
Image:174867457368.jpg(289kB, 1080x1036)Screenshot_2025-05-27-09-07-29-782_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>229105
Drones need to use gheir visor in creative ways more often
>>229100
That perfect shape, the rush of grey and black, those shining limbs, the white feet, the dark hair and white antlers, the long tail, that exclusive limited to 1 frame shot of her underside, such rarity is special, and see these perfect shapes on back and legs and limbs and chest it's just so perfect I can cri(😭)
No.229110
Anonymous
Replies:>>229111
>>229108
Anything else weird about her? Like, is that human hand on the end of her wrist?
In any case, she's probably gonna need oil. Or blood, blood works with drones like her too. Just keep in mind that sunlight kills her. You have a 4'something" reverse cyborg vampire in your life.
No.229111
Anonymous
>>229110
Yeah, like her drone hand decided to be a human one instead. I don't know if the drone hand's still inside it or something, I'm not about to cut it open.
Good news is oil isn't too hard to get. Blood is, though.
No.229112
Anonymous
Replies:>>229128>>229154
Image:174867525071.jpg(224kB, 1275x2048)Slonk02.jpg
No.229113
Anonymous
Replies:>>229115>>229119
I don't speak Russian this one drone is holding me and keeps saying - Если вам дорога ваша грудная клетка, вы снимете штаны. What does it mean?
No.229114
Anonymous
Replies:>>229116
>And there's the creepy Doll, that always follows you
>It's got a ruined eye, that's always open
No.229115
Anonymous
>>229113
It means "If you care about your rib cage, you'll take your pants off."
No.229116
Anonymous
Replies:>>229127
>>229114
>Now it's late and you head downstairs.
>Cause you just can't sleep so you make some tea.
>And the doll disapprovingly asks if you really need that much honey.
No.229117
Anonymous
Replies:>>229118
>>229098
Why that pic though
No.229118
Anonymous
Image:174867584746.gif(33kB, 506x240)serial designation h and irma (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 341db73644291188e13a5d6b67659542.gif
>>229117
I'm keeping the thread on topic
No.229119
Anonymous
>>229113
It means she loves you
No.229120
Anonymous
Replies:>>229157
Image:174867673244.jpg(57kB, 806x937)GbfChpbacAAnmB8.jpg
No.229121
Anonymous
>>229082
Kek, good job.

I think the question here is whether Eva and Nori actually knew about the disassembly drones in full. Maybe it was in the form of an evil premonition, an itch in their processor and vague leads, rather than a clear understanding of what was in store for them.
No.229122
Anonymous
Image:174867799645.jpg(1.07MB, 725x1245)173560073577.jpg
>>229089
>Nori with Uzi x human
HOLY FUCKING SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.229123
Anonymous
Image:174867815965.jpg(215kB, 569x975)Ugly shit.jpg
>Anon, am i beautiful?
she's so fucking ugly
No.229124
Anonymous
>>229096
Holy based.
No.229125
Anonymous
>>229105
Goodbye anon, hope you enjoyed your life. At least the last three minutes.
No.229127
Anonymous
>>229116
You have to carry her tea too, you idiot. In Russian culture, everyone drinks tea together, so if you don't want to die a horrible death, pour her some boiling water and add some aromatic leaves to it.
No.229128
Anonymous
>>229112
The best wife. That's why I prefer the Russian world.
No.229129
Anonymous
Replies:>>229130>>229131>>229132>>229134>>229135>>229139
Which one?
>Nazi uzi
>Soviet Doll
No.229130
Anonymous
>>229129
American Lizzy
No.229131
Anonymous
Image:174867947717.jpg(165kB, 1200x1200)Uziborea.jpg
>>229129
>Nazisploitation Uzi
No.229132
Anonymous
Replies:>>229133
>>229129
Soviet Doll.
>"Doll why are there seven women in my living room?"
>"Our living room." Doll answers.
>"Why are there seven women asking to see their new husband in our living room?"
>"Our husband." Doll says, the spirit of Soviet Russia grinning maniacally back at you.
No.229133
Anonymous
>>229132
Anon, please drink more water, I conjure you in the name of Stalin, drink more liquid.
No.229134
Anonymous
>>229129
>Nazbol Yeva
No.229135
Anonymous
Replies:>>229137
>>229129
Uzi is jewish.
No.229136
Anonymous
Image:174868135742.png(26kB, 692x907)1745676810109473.png
No.229137
Anonymous
>>229135
That doesn't stop her from being a Nazi.
No.229138
Anonymous
Replies:>>229159>>229172>>229182>>229242
Image:174868156364.png(218kB, 544x560)1747976749245929.png
Uzi does not care about (((politics))), she just wants to be happy.
No.229139
Anonymous
Replies:>>229141>>229168
>>229129
Which drone is the unironic monarchist?
No.229140
Anonymous
Replies:>>229142
Tessa is evil, she saves drones to only do experiments to figure out how to transfer her mind from a human to a drone! Cyn's body was the perfect host to Tessa because she was an empty husk and was her drone persona. The Solver is just an autopilot program when Tessa isn’t in control.
No.229141
Anonymous
>>229139
J but she sees her CEO (YOU) as her king
No.229142
Anonymous
Replies:>>229143>>229183
Image:174868203944.png(1.26MB, 1077x1281)lowIQ.PNG
>>229140
Tessa is too STUPID to pull something like that off.
No.229143
Anonymous
Replies:>>229144
>>229142
That's what you want you to believe. All evidence are in my conspiracy board. That i don't have
No.229144
Anonymous
>>229143
Typo error: That's what she want you to believe. All evidence are in my conspiracy board. That i don't have
No.229145
Anonymous
Image:174868302180.jpg(99kB, 819x1024)1746585174400291m.jpg
>murder drones themed fighting game comes out
>worker drone J and Tessa count as a single team character
No.229146
Anonymous
Replies:>>229147
Day 6 of trying to convince J that I'm not a CEO of any kind and she's better off caring about someone else.
No.229147
Anonymous
Replies:>>229148>>229169>>229339
Image:174868577187.png(1.17MB, 1230x1218)341674578567.PNG
>>229146
are u a ceo
No.229148
Anonymous
Replies:>>229149
>>229147
The only offices I've ever been in are medical ones, J. As a patient.
No.229149
Anonymous
Image:174868618406.gif(768kB, 326x298)174582945498.gif
>>229148
Climb the ladder!
Climb the ladder!
Climb the ladder!
Climb the ladder!
No.229150
Anonymous
Replies:>>229151
Help! There's a drone lady with a pill baby and bulky brother saying I'm the father outside my door. I'm already married and I don’t bang machines. That little shit is obviously after my money. How tf do i get her to leave?
No.229151
Anonymous
>>229150
Call in air support, obviously.
No.229152
Anonymous
>>229069
awww
No.229153
Anonymous
>>229082
when their souls get back to her Cyn's gonna tease the shit out of them for walking right into that one
No.229154
Anonymous
>>229112
shiny...
No.229155
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>229170
>>228891
Question, did you get any visible errors when posting this? There's some weird stuff in the logs I'm trying to debug.
No.229157
Anonymous
>>229120
Wonder why that photo was taken and when that was written on it.
No.229158
Anonymous
Image:174869454729.jpg(187kB, 743x1154)A little secret.jpg
>Can you keep a little secret?
This was supposed to be colored. Oh well
No.229159
Anonymous
Replies:>>229161
>>229138
Uzi snoot
No.229160
Anonymous
Replies:>>229163
Which theories you heard are so bullshit but they kinda make sense...
No.229161
Anonymous
>>229159
Snuzi
No.229162
Anonymous
Replies:>>229164>>229171
How do the drones keep their wigs on so securely?
No.229163
Anonymous
Replies:>>229165>>229184
Image:174869637721.png(507kB, 2184x1560)serial designation h and irma (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - ad2c3b410fcd7d28757de5c9348d3695.png
>>229160
I'm actually taken aback people cannot understand the series and its ending, call it Dunning-Kruger in the good way if you want to
No.229164
Anonymous
Image:174869657149.png(768kB, 2480x1395)cyn, absolute solver, serial designation l, serial designation h, and serial designation b (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - 2905379e39141b524b6bdb0a10784532.png
>>229162
It's not wigs

It's not oil
No.229165
Anonymous
Replies:>>229166
>>229163
what's there to misunderstand? there's a little ambiguity around the mirror shot, I guess
No.229166
Anonymous
Replies:>>229167>>229179
>>229165
Don't engage 0ilrig like that. Just mock him.
No.229167
Anonymous
>>229166
it had some oiliness around it but I thought there was a chance it was someone else posting in good faith. the wider fandom barely understands the most basic parts of the show after all
No.229168
Anonymous
>>229139
meh
No.229169
Anonymous
>>229147
Closecreature
No.229170
Anonymous
>>229155
CARLOS
No.229171
Anonymous
Replies:>>229173
>>229162
Glue
No.229172
Anonymous
>>229138
Does she
No.229173
Anonymous
Replies:>>229196
>>229171
Legalize it
No.229174
Anonymous
Replies:>>229175>>229177
I replaced drone oil supplies with ink, would they be able to tell the difference?
No.229175
Anonymous
>>229174
Yes.
No.229176
Anonymous
Replies:>>229178
using the same soft material as their black midsections, with a few modifications to the upper chassis, I've given drones armpits. no need to thank me.
No.229177
Anonymous
>>229174
No
No.229178
Anonymous
>>229176
Anon, they already had armpits.
No.229179
Anonymous
Image:174869881034.png(62kB, 1763x324)it would ironically be like chaos space marines but autistic.png
>>229166
I am seriously considering restarting learning how to draw solely so I can pump out Poirot full anal nelsoning the post "good ending" OCs (mostly Akita) sunnysundown style in a couple to a few years when the things that go spoken but unspoken in the show about Golems that speak without speaking finally get hammered in. To reiterate, I'm not even the Poirotposter, he's still fixated on N/Midnight as the primary antagonist when it's actually Midnight's V, I just think it's funny how you jump at thread boogiemen. I'm morbidly intrigued to see how utterly unhinged you will become both during the run of season 2 and after it concludes ironically very much like Uzi's own descent into madness as what was supposedly her very own adventure does not stop at the point all the suicidally depressed high school freshman's silly little safe edgy YA media does. The ways you will lash out like a fucking spastic at any unassuming newfag who so much as suggests that N is Capt Midnight and like an unhinged autistic ape accuse them all of being me samefagging.
No.229180
Anonymous
Replies:>>229205
Why has it gotten so quiet?
No.229181
Anonymous
Replies:>>229188
0ilnig killed the thread by being a little too brown 😔
No.229182
Anonymous
Replies:>>229190
>>229138
Uzi is evil as fuck and deserves way worse
No.229183
Anonymous
>>229142
Grug
No.229184
Anonymous
Replies:>>229185
>>229163
Cute
No.229185
Anonymous
Replies:>>229186
>>229184
H & co. are the best OCs ever made in these threads.
No.229186
Anonymous
>>229185
Yes
No.229187
Anonymous
>229179
wao schizo melty
No.229188
Anonymous
>>229181
How many times do you think he's crashed out over white girls not recognizing that he's Aryan like them?
No.229189
Anonymous
Replies:>>229191
Image:174870006052.png(284kB, 1018x1810)IMG_0927.png
Pidge
No.229190
Anonymous
Image:174870006127.jpg(97kB, 640x1329)174665232112.jpg
>>229182
Her entire subspecies (SD-N) are vile bullying little shits but draw the line at killing unless it's to free another. You can see a perfect example of this when Uzi was fully convinced Uzi easily could have killed 'Tessa' by puncturing the astronaut suit but was extremely careful with her fangs.
No.229191
Anonymous
Replies:>>229193>>229201
>>229189
That hint of snoot...
No.229192
Anonymous
Replies:>>229194>>229217
Image:174870064642.jpg(90kB, 890x812)Screenshot_20250531_150651_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Sun too hot. Need water.

I will be focusing more on learning horror artstyle than my sarcastically colorless storyboard they served their purpose and i lost interest on them. Wouldn’t you like to know? Figure it out yourself.
No.229193
Anonymous
>>229191
She cute
No.229194
Anonymous
>>229192
Huh?
No.229195
Anonymous
Replies:>>229198
Image:174870147988.jpg(828kB, 2048x2458)IMG_0598.jpeg
Enns
No.229196
Anonymous
Replies:>>229197
>>229173
Rhymes with grug
No.229197
Anonymous
>>229196
Grug world
No.229198
Anonymous
Replies:>>229199
>>229195
Terrible. Kill them all.
No.229199
Anonymous
Replies:>>229200
Image:174870212470.jpg(12kB, 261x193)images (41).jpeg
>>229198
No.229200
Anonymous
Replies:>>229202
Image:174870235531.png(1.51MB, 3333x2181)172301336586.png
>>229199
Sorry but you'll have to pay for the Hot Pursuit and State Execution packs separately for 25.99 each.
No.229201
Anonymous
Replies:>>229204
Image:174870247428.jpg(140kB, 1098x1080)IMG_20250425_074846.jpg
>>229191
Some drones are more besnooted than others
No.229202
Anonymous
>>229200
Buuuuu
No.229203
Anonymous
Replies:>>229206
Image:174870250315.jpg(149kB, 555x662)Kissing booths.jpg
Uzi might like kissing dissasembly drones a bit too much.
No.229204
Anonymous
Replies:>>229209
>>229201
They're mass produced industrial machinery, they all have the same snoots. Some are just looking at better angles and in better lighting to show them.
No.229205
Anonymous
Replies:>>229207
>>229180
My autism has subsided a bit, in general, not just to Murder Drones but to everything in general, so I'll just wait a bit for the rpathy to subside and get back to active discussion.
No.229206
Anonymous
>>229203
Awwww
No.229207
Anonymous
Replies:>>229208
>>229205
Bro git his autism subsidized 😭🙏💀(tragedy🥀)
No.229208
Anonymous
Replies:>>229211>>229222
>>229207
I think I'll just distract myself for a while.

I watched season 4 of love, death and robots but it turned out to be crap, way worse than all the previous ones, but season 8 of Rick and Morty came out recently, I think the classics will revive my spirit.
No.229209
Anonymous
Image:174870313244.jpg(171kB, 1920x1080)GiHEPNuXcAAMI6g.jpeg
>>229204
Ye but some are prettier than others
Blessing that we have so many good Alice snootshots
No.229210
Anonymous
Replies:>>229212>>229213>>229214>>229215>>229216>>229369>>229372
Image:174870336467.jpg(433kB, 1079x1224)Beneath the facade.jpg
Who's that for you?
No.229211
Anonymous
>>229208
>watched season 4 of love, death and robots
>turned out crap
True from what I heard, most things in that show there in general where too sloppish imo even in earlier seasons. Best one was the one with the train in tall grass at night or the soviets in Siberia in either s1 or s2, but been years since I last watched it so eh
>Distract for while
👍
No.229212
Anonymous
>>229210
Mister breast
No.229213
Anonymous
Replies:>>229225
>>229210
Chris Pratt. Ever since that promo bit for the Illumination Mario movie he's just seemed super fake and empty to me.
No.229214
Anonymous
>>229210
Most actors tbh, worst being the other ryan that isn't ryan gosling, pretty much every other actor too
No.229215
Anonymous
>>229210
The L plush that sits on my shelf.
I swear I can hear it giggling whenever I leave the shower.
No.229216
Anonymous
Replies:>>229372
>>229210
Toby Fox
There’s something wrong with that guy’s energy, very concerning
No.229217
Anonymous
Replies:>>229218
>>229192
Good luck. Spare some time to brush up on the basic things. Is art a casual hobby to you or do you have other reasons to practice it?
No.229218
Anonymous
>>229217
art just a hobby with writing you already have read some of my green texts.
I grow up watching anime so that kinda influence my style.
No.229222
Anonymous
>>229208
Nah
No.229223
Anonymous
Replies:>>229245
My plaything (part 1)

>“What a weird dream i had last night.” she muttered, voice hoarse.
>She pressed her palms to her face, willing the images to fade. Her phone buzzed on the nightstand, the alarm screaming 6:45 AM.
>“Shit. I’m gonna be late again.”
>She dragged herself out of bed, the floorboards creaking under her bare feet. The apartment was small, cluttered with secondhand furniture and half-read manga.
>She shuffled to the bathroom, splashing cold water on her face. Her reflection in the chipped mirror looked… off. For a split second, it smiled—a slow, crooked grin that didn’t match the tired scowl on her face. Nona blinked, and it was gone. Just her, pale and puffy-eyed, staring back.
>“Get it together, Nona” she told herself, tying her dark hair into a messy bun. She yanked on her diner uniform.
>Her name tag, slightly bent, read Nona, Owner. Owning the place didn’t make the early shifts any easier. Bag slung over her shoulder, she locked the door and jogged down the stairwell, the dream already sinking into the back of her mind (Elliott mansion, three arrow symbol and Sinner?).

>The diner was a ten-minute walk through her boring town, where streetlights still buzzed in the gray dawn. Sunny’s Diner and the smell of burnt coffee and bacon grease hit her like a warm bug.
>The morning crowd was already trickling in—truckers, retirees, a couple of teens nursing hangovers over milkshakes.
>Nona slipped behind the counter, tying her apron tighter. “Morning, Sally.” she called to the cook, who grunted without looking up from the grill.
>"It wouldn't hurt to return my greetings but whatever. "
>She grabbed a fresh pot of coffee and started her rounds.
>“Here’s your latte, sir,” she said, sliding a steaming cup to a guy in a flannel jacket, his nose buried in a newspaper.
>He nodded, barely glancing up. Nona’s smile was automatic, emotionless, but her mind wandered.
>As she turned to wipe down the counter, the diner’s jukebox flickered on, unplugged, spitting out a staticky hum. Nona froze. The hum warped into a low, distorted voice, almost like it was whispering her name but in reverse?
>“Nonnnnnaaaa…”

System cmd: /Restart.

>"Where the fuck am i ?"
>Nona’s eyes snapped open, her breath catching in her throat. The air was wrong, thick, acrid, like rotting meat mixed with burnt plastic.
>Her stomach churned, and before she could stop it, she rolled to her side and vomited onto the cracked, ash-dusted ground. She wiped her mouth, trembling, and stood, her sneakers crunching on shattered glass.
>The world was a graveyard.The streets were littered with debris: overturned cars, splintered concrete, and strange, pulsating fleshy blobs that quivered in the dim, gray light.
>They were everywhere, oozing across the ruins, some as small as rats, others the size of dogs, their surfaces slick and veined, like living tumors.
>Nona’s heart pounded. This wasn’t her city. This wasn’t her time or even her world she knew. Yesterday, she’d been walking from home to her job.
>Now, she was in this nightmare. She stumbled forward, her breath shallow, trying to make sense of the desolation. The stench clung to her, sour and invasive, making her gag again.
>A low, gurgling moan stopped her cold. One of the blobs—bigger than the others, with a vaguely human shape—slid toward her. Its surface split, revealing a gaping, toothfull maw. “Kill… me…” it rasped, its voice wet and broken, like it was drowning in agony. Nona’s scream caught in her throat. She backed away, her sneakers slipping on the slick ground, then turned and ran.

To be continued.
No.229224
Anonymous
Replies:>>229228
H’s silly dance
No.229225
Anonymous
>>229213
Perhaps
No.229227
Anonymous
Replies:>>229234
Image:174870968552.jpg(24kB, 600x406)GsQAT44aMAEeHno.jpg
If only
No.229228
Anonymous
Replies:>>229229>>229232>>229236
Image:174871030250.jpg(66kB, 569x482)IMG_8304.jpeg
>>229224
her little butt wiggles are pretty cute
No.229229
Anonymous
>>229228
Hyoutube thumb
No.229230
Anonymous
Replies:>>229231>>229233
Who do you think had the most wasted potential? Canon or otherwise
No.229231
Anonymous
Replies:>>229233>>229265
>>229230
J and Doll. Alice probably wouldn't make sense outside of her episode but some more background and character moments from her would be nice
No.229232
Anonymous
>>229228
Nuke’s art has this really cute aesthetic
No.229233
Anonymous
>>229230
In my subjective oinion Alice, would have been better to keep her around. There were more ideas before they revived Nori which nobody expected. Would have been some deviation from Uzi being able to save every single drone that means smth to her, bringing Nori back, when she was established dead all season long and her death was substantial part of the plot, was unnecessary. Don't hate her but eh
>>229231
Pretty much exactly this
No.229234
Anonymous
>>229227
Ep6 had such great setup
No.229235
Anonymous
Replies:>>229237
It felt like the show needed more episodes
No.229236
Anonymous
>>229228
She looks snuggly
No.229237
Anonymous
>>229235
Everyone agrees but it wasn't possible back then. Tho I suspect that the massive delay for 7&8 was at least in part due to changes made after 6/TADC success. Furthermore I feel 6 had changes made to make it fit as a temporary end, the V song at the end, the unusually serious tone in comparison to most other eps and so
No.229238
Anonymous
Replies:>>229239>>229240
Image:174871229116.jpg(152kB, 1006x1280)Gm-_-2bW0AA81WX.jpg
what's she saying?
No.229239
Anonymous
>>229238
bababui
No.229240
Anonymous
>>229238
"Penis penis penis penis..." - Mission Hillyoutube thumb
No.229241
Anonymous
Image:174871282709.png(79kB, 2667x1334)bigmanwatchman-01.png
>>228911
fr?
No.229242
Anonymous
Replies:>>229243
Image:174871287002.jpg(175kB, 819x1024)@BissDraws9052.jpg
>>229138
Uzi is cute!
No.229243
Anonymous
Replies:>>229246>>229249
>>229242
Shame she's such a personally unlikeable sperg.
No.229244
Anonymous
>>228894
the wait for the wiki update i is excruciating because all my shit is unexplained but i dont want to explain it half-assedly in some random post. commander jones is his own guy in an AU where theres 7000 juggernauts and 3000 of them are actively participating in the solver war
No.229245
Anonymous
Replies:>>229248
Image:174871321149.gif(2.77MB, 374x176)welcome-hell.gif
>>229223
No.229246
Anonymous
Replies:>>229247
>>229243
Are you that anon who made a long post years ago about how Uzi is a terrible person? It also had a pic of Uzi being flanked by disparaging holograms of herself.
No.229247
Anonymous
>>229246
No? I'm just saying she's a complete spastic.
No.229248
Anonymous
>>229245
Kek
No.229249
Anonymous
>>229243
Uzi evil and ruin of all things good
No.229250
Anonymous
Replies:>>229252>>229255
Sentinel cockfights
No.229251
Anonymous
Replies:>>229253>>229258>>229283
Image:174871472405.jpg(879kB, 1080x1196)Screenshot_20250531_190411_Reddit.jpg
How would take care of Alice core?
No.229252
Anonymous
>>229250
my cock beats them all nigga.
No.229253
Anonymous
>>229251
Alice after her defeat in Season 2
No.229254
Anonymous
Семь дней...
No.229255
Anonymous
Replies:>>229256
>>229250
Pavo would have to be banned for it to be a fair competition
No.229256
Anonymous
Replies:>>229260>>229279>>229284
>>229255
thats a sentinel DRONE corny ahh nga...
No.229257
Anonymous
Replies:>>229259
Keybug solo
No.229258
Anonymous
>>229251
Free her from the hamsterball and let her nestle
No.229259
Anonymous
>>229257
keybug no limbs no antennae solos the verse beyond neg diff
No.229260
Anonymous
Replies:>>229262
>>229256
damn bruh das crazy, who asked tho? 💀
No.229261
Anonymous
Replies:>>229269>>229270>>229278
>>228993
>>228994
/md/ and /co/ aren't much better either. Really cool concepts like a surviving humanity rebuilding, solverfied human monsters, drones built by humans to fight back, all ruined because anons and femanons would rather think with their cocks and pussies.
No.229262
Anonymous
>>229260
who asked in big 2025🥀 are we deaduzz gng
No.229263
Anonymous
Replies:>>229264>>229287>>229292
So what would be the general ballpark estimation for humanities population post solver war?
I want to say around a billion but for a bare minimum multi-solar system spanning civilization that number feels a bit too small
The remaining human population would undoubtedly be scattered across multiple solar systems and planets so I think the density of humans would be very low, around a few million people per system being outnumbered by drones several times over
No.229264
Anonymous
>>229263
it entirely depends on how much of the galaxy human civilization spans. personally i think 3000s humanity would own only a couple hundred planets in tiny sectors of the milky way
this shits too subjective there is no answer. the answer is not a lot
No.229265
Anonymous
Replies:>>229266>>229267
>>229231
J as a character exists only to be uzis first kill and to introduce the solver. she does next to nothing in the series and is a joke sidekick that jobs to her own boss in the finale. her personality also feels a tad bit gimmicky compared to N and V, the two of which create liams beloved dynamic of cinnamon roll and crazy bitch, so obviously those 2 get way more attention
No.229266
Anonymous
>>229265
sounds like wasted potential to me, especially considering she has a little bit of implied depth
No.229267
Anonymous
>>229265
Counterpoint: V is boring. J is never boring.
No.229268
Anonymous
Replies:>>229271>>229273
I'm having an art block. What would you request me to draw? If i find it interesting enough i might do it.
No.229269
Anonymous
>>229261
As if mutants and sentinels aren't lewded lmao
No.229270
Anonymous
>>229261
Literally just like Liam.
No.229271
Anonymous
Replies:>>229301
>>229268
Which artist are you? This impacts which requests I make.
No.229272
Anonymous
Image:174872104077.png(1.81MB, 1080x1080)IMG_9460.png
No.229273
Anonymous
Replies:>>229277>>229301
>>229268
a character that doesn't have much art, or better, a green text character that doesn't have ANY art
No.229274
Anonymous
Replies:>>229275
>>228983
the biggest issue with murder drones is that the worldbuilding is dogshit, but all of it gets instantly fixed if you say its like 2030 and humanity in this fictional universe is just so awesome that they had super advanced tech by then. maybe you could even incorporate the solver into it by saying that it played a big part in humanitys advancements, which would also explain why humanity made huge breakthroughs specifically in robotics and space travel, while everything else remained the same for the most part.
could any of you tell this shit took place over a thousand years in the future? i couldnt, the fuckers were fighting DDs with apaches and their cars didnt even fly! (until the solver caused gravitational anomalies at least). forget the nulls, the murder drones on their own couldve ended humanity if they didnt invent anything for a millenia
No.229275
Anonymous
Replies:>>229280
>>229274
humans only make up parts of the background of the story, it makes sense that glitch– especially pre-TADC glitch– wouldn't want to make new bespoke assets for scenes that last a few seconds
No.229276
Anonymous
Replies:>>229285
also i think the decision to take the story towards the eldritch route heavily impacted the amount of sci fi stuff we see in it. if it really ended up being JCJ vs copper 9, then we'd see some skynet judgment day shit. now, if thats as interesting as a fleshy technological antichrist, im not at liberty to say
No.229277
Anonymous
>>229273
Nta but could you suggest someone completely artless from greentexts? If they have no art at all yet they are likely not on the booru and would be hard to find
No.229278
Anonymous
>>229261
Talk is cheap. Why not make these cool concepts work yourself? Go write stuff consisting of these things from start to finish and then show it to the board.
No.229279
Anonymous
Replies:>>229281
>>229256
he heard 'cockfight' and jumped to conclusions
No.229280
Anonymous
Replies:>>229282>>229286
>>229275
its not just that, all the architecture is modern day too. copper 9 looks like current earth after a nuclear war, but with weird celestial objects. personally, i just wouldnt set the series that far in the future knowing how much work it would take to make it look like 3071, but i guess thats how liam wanted to explain why the drones are so advanced
No.229281
Anonymous
>>229279
he thought of the peacock obviously!
No.229282
Anonymous
>>229280
It’s called future proofing
No.229283
Anonymous
>>229251
Jerk
No.229284
Anonymous
>>229256
How would drones view battlebots
No.229285
Anonymous
>>229276
It should have been a Fifth Element thing so we could have both at once.
>the Absolute Solver calls into a JCJensen board meeting to make its displeasure over how things are going on Copper-9 clear
>a guy on the board speaks out of turn and gets agonizingly melted just offscreen into a puddle of bloody gelatinous meat with a few bones sticking out of it just offscreen for it
>two drones, one with a wet vac, come in and start cleaning him up as a third removes his bloodstained chair
>as the whole board watches transfixed, one member raises his hand even though as far as he knows Vore Satan isn't seeing any of them, only hearing them
>[Speak.]
>"Uh, the guys you do this to... they're not still alive after, are they...?"
>[Of. Course they are.]
>"Oh..."
>[Giggle.]
No.229286
Anonymous
Replies:>>229288>>229291
>>229280
I think he wanted two things and that was the only way to do it.
>Drones pretending to be people in humanity's wake
>Earth got fucking owned
Now the answer is you shouldn't care because this is an 8-episode miniseries, but my theory's been that society stagnated completely after worker drones. No great minds to usher in a new architectural craze, because the drones build the buildings and they do so the same way they have for centuries. After drones, cryosleep, and space travel, there were no more big breakthroughs, because none had to be made.
No.229287
Anonymous
Image:174872254505.jpg(320kB, 1400x788)stephane-chasseloup-cf3.jpg
>>229263
I'd wager on it being even lower. The kill-tally flag on "Tessa's" space suit implies that whatever human polity existed in this universe has had all of its holdings significant enough to be acknowledged on the national flag destroyed, save for Copper-9, which has likewise still been scrubbed of human life. That leaves only small, frontier colonies as possible survivors, which, naturally, have lower populations and less infrastructure. The ones that were dependent on support from the larger, more established population centers that are now all gone are then either going to stagnate rather than grow, or die off entirely, further lowering the population. Other than that, you might have small fleets of exodus ships full of people who managed to escape dying worlds, but they're going to suffer the same supply issues the frontier colonies have, possibly to an even worse degree. The Solver vibe checking humanity puts us in a similar position to that point during the ice age where the human population plummeted down to a few thousand individuals on the entire planet.
No.229288
Anonymous
>>229286
>pretending to be people
But they are people.
No.229289
Anonymous
Replies:>>229290>>229294>>229295>>229297>>229325
Imagine having to live in a city primarily populated by drones post solver war
The city architecture largely revolving around murder drones and worker drones
Getting to and from work would be a nightmare, if you as a human are even allowed to work in such a city.
Drones don't need clean air or sunlight to function properly, so this city would be constantly covered in smog from factories and other such places, some pockets of the stuff being so thick that it blocks the sun
You'd need to always be wearing an air filtering mask just to walk outside.
Getting food would be a hassle as well, I doubt a city like this would have any grocery stores, the best a human could bet on getting would be cheap vending machine slop or nutrient past
No.229290
Anonymous
>>229289
oppa half life 2 beta dark and griddy styl;e
No.229291
Anonymous
>>229286
thats how liam would answer it because md humans are consistently dumb as fuck
No.229292
Anonymous
Image:174872334977.png(3.33MB, 2388x1668)75c4ab7134d6c5ca194102b198b77d45.png
>>229263
This is my personal idea of ​​the human population in the Veteran AU: when I imagined the post-war devastation and unification wars of the early union, I realized that I was giving a pretty good number for the estimated number of people left, like about 80 billion people, and even more.

Yes, these numbers seem too big, especially if you consider that the pre-war population of the Federation should be several times more, but I was betting on the fact that humanity spread very, very widely, and the population density is incredibly small, and only the earth could afford to have more than 27 billion people (this image from fugueanon got me to think about it, I really liked it), while a billion people per planet was just an incredibly large number, and many planets are content with 30 to 600 million people.

I repeat, I understand that this seems meaningless, but this is how I explained to myself the existence of a large number of factions and a large number of armies with a number of tens of millions of soldiers each. Of course, there are several times more drones with such numbers, especially workers and disassemblies. Worker drones, of course, continued to be produced in large quantities, and disassemblers, well, the Cyn wasn't very worried about those drones that remained on the captured planets, so they managed to form damn large populations by the time the Union was unified, and this is not counting when they started to reproduce with humans, U-U with farmerAnon and their more than ten or twenty DD children is a completely standard situation for the new world.

I wish I could read other anons thoughts on the population size of the post war world, my autism is hungry for more new information on world building.
No.229293
Anonymous
Replies:>>229298
Image:174872335826.png(3kB, 728x608)oldboy.png
>The solution is simple, y'see. Banish all'em humies and we can have this whole damn planet to ourselves. Them whiners can have a better time on our moon, while we can increase productivity without having to accommodate oxygen breathers. Win-win, ain't it?
No.229294
Anonymous
>>229289
Also, everything is designed for people much shorter than you.
No.229295
Anonymous
Replies:>>229299>>229314
>>229289
You'd also get stopped in the street by drones wanting uppies
No.229296
Anonymous
Video:174872391411.mp4(641kB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 640x360)awkward.mp4
No.229297
Anonymous
Replies:>>229338
>>229289
>You'd need to always be wearing an air filtering mask just to walk outside.

>For some unknown reason, terrorists and especially former VSOTF members prefer to settle in slums and cities where drones greatly outnumber humans
>Some Union Secret Service analysts speculate that this allows them to commit hate crimes and terrorist attacks more widely and openly
>But all is much simpler
>Sometimes you don't suffer from PTSD
>Sometimes you enjoy it
No.229298
Anonymous
Replies:>>229303
Image:174872417861.png(27kB, 248x198)ahh.png
>>229293
hes so shmart ˃ ⌵ ˂
No.229299
Anonymous
Replies:>>229313
>>229295
You ever hear a disassembler cry after getting uppies for the first time since they were turned into a vampire years and years ago? It's heartbreaking.
No.229300
Anonymous
Replies:>>229302
Who's smaller?
>Masqy
>AM
>Mini Y
No.229301
Anonymous
Replies:>>229304
Image:174872452801.jpg(1,024kB, 1079x986)Definitely not an imposter.jpg
>>229271
Yep it's me.Do you still want something or did you change your mind?
>>229273
Which one are you referring to ?
No.229302
Anonymous
>>229300
Mini-Y is straight up the size of an action figure. The other 2 just need to buy child-sized clothes.
No.229303
Anonymous
Replies:>>229311
Image:174872490442.png(2kB, 200x208)ittybittyandy.png
>>229298
do not the masq with the jules
No.229304
Anonymous
Replies:>>229305>>229306>>229309>>229330
Image:174872530319.png(102kB, 1042x469)174587348239.png
>>229301
Uzi and N in the AU where Uzi's a Solver sapien and Akita's a drone.
No.229305
Anonymous
Replies:>>229307
>>229304
How on Copper-9 did a ball of solver-meat wedged into a roughly humanoid shape give birth to a machine?
No.229306
Anonymous
Replies:>>229308
>>229304
Do you have a specific scenario or a dialogue you want or is that up to me?
No.229307
Anonymous
>>229305
Out her birth canal, obviously.
No.229308
Anonymous
>>229306
Just them being a cute couple. Say, the moment in this timeline's version of episode 3 before they go off to the prom to stop V, when Uzi's being all dere dere.
No.229309
Anonymous
Replies:>>229310
>>229304
> angry Keet
> happy Uzi
No.229310
Anonymous
Replies:>>229312
>>229309
Look at the hats and hairstyles.
No.229311
Anonymous
>>229303
hes CUUUTE
No.229312
Anonymous
>>229310
it's greentext for a reason
No.229313
Anonymous
>>229299
it's a beautiful thing though, to bring tears of joy to their eyes
No.229314
Anonymous
Replies:>>229315>>229320>>229327
>>229295
>Anon gets so used to drones stopping him for uppies that he does it whenever a drone stops him
>He just gave a drone police officer uppies after she stopped him for whatever corrupt cop reasons
No.229315
Anonymous
>>229314
>fortunately she was trying to solicit a bribe paid in uppies
No.229316
Anonymous
Replies:>>229318>>229328>>229340>>229358>>229365
Image:174872749259.png(138kB, 720x1048)Felicia.png
Hello, nurse.
I like the name Felicia.
No.229317
Anonymous
Petition to rename N to Jack so his relationship with Uzi can be renamed Jackuzi.
No.229318
Anonymous
>>229316
she look like vanilla-strawberry icecream
No.229319
Anonymous
>>228405
He wears many hats.
No.229320
Anonymous
>>229314
Hi Jackyoutube thumb
No.229321
Anonymous
Image:174872803267.jpg(185kB, 1000x1416)IMG_0956.jpeg
>Give N picrel
>Becomes Gobots lore fanatic
No.229322
Anonymous
Replies:>>229323
Image:174872829912.png(125kB, 542x654)3ae0543c52ef059d2331496b90997209.png
If AM somehow replaced the Solver's consciousness with his own while everyone is dead. Would he resurrect J,N,V and Tessa as gods or beings similar to him so they can be together forever?
No.229323
Anonymous
>>229322
AM knows how much it sucks to live too long, so he'd probably re-worker the three and keep Tessa human.
No.229324
Anonymous
Replies:>>229326
Image:174872888165.jpg(5kB, 328x277)ominous.JPG
*flies past*
No.229325
Anonymous
Replies:>>229332
>>229289
Tbh DDs would likely get genocided real quick. Cannot make more of them than the at macimum ~30-40 we already have
No.229326
Anonymous
>>229324
Is this some irl jappening again?
No.229327
Anonymous
>>229314
Anon is a obvious uppstitute
No.229328
Anonymous
Replies:>>229329
>>229316
Why she barefoot in a hospital?
No.229329
Anonymous
Replies:>>229336>>229361
Image:174872974445.jpg(39kB, 736x736)404123d6c05345c3f657882e307667a5.jpg
>>229328
For morale
No.229330
Anonymous
Image:174873009754.jpg(159kB, 916x830)Is uzi cute and cuddly.jpg
>>229304
Not exactly what you asked for. I just don't how to draw N or DD yet But here:
>Akira: look Uzi, this drone look just like you but cute and cuddly.
>Uzi: You don't think I'm cute and cuddly?
>Uzi tore the plushie apart
No.229331
Anonymous
Replies:>>229333>>229341>>229347
I think Uzi is less of a dick that we think. She was fucking disgusted with herself for eating her classmates, for example, to the point of vomiting.
I feel that Uzi’s behavior is a partly a cry for attention because she wants someone to actually listen to her yet knows no way to healthily go about it due to being raised around nothing but human pop culture runoff, therefore creating a lack of social education. But at the same time it stems from a severe lack of affection. From what I can gather the only person before N who showed her affection was Nori, which is probably why Uzi was so willing to listen to her when they reunited.
When N showed up, Uzi finally found someone who she could just talk to. Someone who was actually willing to listen to her and give her the affection she had been starved for her whole life.
In conclusion, Uzi needs kissies
No.229332
Anonymous
>>229325
Uzi'd just respawn them back at Copper-9.
No.229333
Anonymous
Replies:>>229335
Image:174873048185.jpg(149kB, 555x662)Kissing booths.jpg
>>229331
She can have and give as much as she wants
No.229334
Anonymous
>You will never be sexually harassed by a 4 foot tall industrial mining robot that may be possessed by robo-satan.
No.229335
Anonymous
>>229333
So yeah, I feel like Uzi’s as big of a jerk as she is because nobody ever gave her attention of affection before N.
No.229336
Anonymous
>>229329
The hospital staff are all footfags?
No.229337
Anonymous
Image:174873126257.png(2kB, 200x208)evilandy.png
No.229338
Anonymous
>>229297
Helps when the enemy is practically everywhere
No.229339
Anonymous
Replies:>>229344
>>229147
I am the CEO of drone sex.
No.229340
Anonymous
>>229316
Awesome cute.
No.229341
Anonymous
>>229331
tl;dr: Please be patient, she has autism.
No.229342
Anonymous
Replies:>>229343
Has anyone ever tried doing their own diagnostics on their drones? For some reason after I removed my drone's limbs for cleaning her emotional levels spiked and she keeps asking me to do it now. I'm afraid I fucked something up.
No.229343
Anonymous
>>229342
Well done, idiot, now you have to do a full reset to restore it to full functionality. If you don't know how to repair drones, don't try, you'll only break it.
No.229344
Anonymous
>>229339
It's called unemployed, anon.
No.229345
Anonymous
What's your oc headcanon that you like but probably you won't make it canonical soon enough?
No.229346
Anonymous
Molly still cries herself to sleep every night
No.229347
Anonymous
Replies:>>229352
>>229331
So she’s basically a more spazzed version of Tessa?
No.229348
Anonymous
Replies:>>229349>>229350>>229351>>229353>>229354>>229355
It's Christmas time!

Houses are buried in God's dandruff.

Frosty's nose was swapped with his dick.

And you are stuck in the office.

Holidays mean shit to corporate, and this time they have you working even more like a dog. Stuck in your doggy cage of a cubicle, you push past the never ending pain in your digits as they tap, tap, tap away on the keyboard.

A sharp pain hits your leg and you whip around to find J with her arms folded under her synthetic milk cannons fixing you with a glare.

You look up and see as mistletoe hanging off of her tail. Ah, you had forgotten about her hourly kisses.

J softens as you approach and leans forward for a quick peck. You give her another, and another, and another...

"My, my... Keep this up and I'll have to report you for sexual harassment~" She tease, drawing circles where your heart is.

"You don't have enough paper~"

J yelps as you give her bubbly aftplate a good 'smack'. "How about we find out back in my office~?"

"Ahem."

You both slowly turn to see your boss standing there with a pair of pink slips.
No.229349
Anonymous
>>229348
pink slips for christmas?
No.229350
Anonymous
>>229348
It's still May/June, NYEGGUH
No.229351
Anonymous
>>229348
Lilyyyyyyy
No.229352
Anonymous
>>229347
Yeah, kinda
No.229353
Anonymous
Replies:>>229356>>229360
>>229348
You and J drop your heads in shame, reaching for them, only for them to be yanked away. "I could be persuaded to keep you two around if you'll have me join..." She offers with a small blush.

You and J look to one another.

《~》

You heave yourself up into your chair, exhausted from the "overtime" you had to put in. You find a check on your desk with your boss' signature.

Santa came in clutch it seems.
No.229354
Anonymous
Replies:>>229356
>>229348
>Boss filed for a threesome
You think they’d ease off for Christmas.
No.229355
Anonymous
>>229348
This is how Anti-J was born.
No.229356
Anonymous
>>229354
>>229353

Fucks sake that was a joke Anon.
No.229357
Anonymous
>Murder Drones stylish action game
Which playable characters get what themes?
Example. Uzi getting Knife Dance?
No.229358
Anonymous
Replies:>>229359
>>229316
SEX with the NURSE
No.229359
Anonymous
>>229358
Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang
No.229360
Anonymous
>>229353
Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang
No.229361
Anonymous
>>229329
Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang yeeeoouuuuuuuu
No.229362
Anonymous
The nurse is actually a bomb designes to lure in dronefuckers
No.229363
Anonymous
Drone fusion dance?
>Harper and Haruka
No.229364
Anonymous
>John is minding his own business as per usual at outpost 3
>"JOOOOOHNNYYYY!!!"
>John recogizes that voice
>A familiar pink haired clown drone crashes into him with a hug
>"Oh my gosh Johnny I almost didn't recognize you without your skibidoo costume on!"
"Hello Molly."
>John sighs in annoyance
>There goes his afternoon plans
No.229365
Anonymous
Replies:>>229366>>229374
>>229316
very cute, does she know how to tell the difference between an artery and a vein?
No.229366
Anonymous
>>229365
Both carry blood, same shit
No.229367
Anonymous
Image:174873788053.jpg(179kB, 1200x1074)1711719758292.jpg
How heavy is N?
No.229368
Anonymous
Image:174873811468.jpg(13kB, 320x180)mqdefault.jpg
No.229369
Anonymous
Replies:>>229370
Image:174873829661.jpg(192kB, 1280x720)V.jpg
>>229210
Her husband is a joker, and he doesn't realize the full extent of that.
No.229370
Anonymous
>>229369
Why did the Solver make them so thicc
No.229372
Anonymous
>>229210
>>229216
He totally sexually assaulted Temmie and that's why he fired up virtue signaling out of nowhere after years of remaining completely apolitical and lowkey giving off South Park Republican vibes
No.229373
Anonymous
Image:174873861208.png(190kB, 792x1105)172853473517.png
Friends! I HAVE MADE A THREAD FOR YOU. That's all, let's keep talking about Drones.
>>229371 >>229371
>>229371 >>229371
>>229371 >>229371
>>229371 >>229371
>>229371 >>229371
>>229371 >>229371
No.229374
Anonymous
>>229365
Very messily!!!
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